/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

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1st diaperposting of the thread

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>>8595443
Best ship!

Xth for I'm going to destroy God.

>tfw forever lonely

hi hru all

anime is excrement

>>8595454
no the best ship is me and my daddy (see picture)

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Xth for /AK/

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>>8595463
im better then i was last night i was hallucinating really badly very hard to sleep...
also fuck the nonwhites

Jesus these threads go wuick.

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>>8595467
Bang bang

whenever i tell someone about having similar interests or noticing something we have in common, i feel like they don't believe me and are actually annoyed at me and thinking i copy them
my gf and parents told me it's very apparent that i copy others
but my therapist doesn't take me seriously

i feel unoriginal (lole) and dreadful

>>8595472
Lol no, it has actually been quite slow recently, this was a rarity

Whose your mommy and why is it me

no moap thread no post

>>8595472
they're pretty slow these days compared to before

i actually prefer it though, this is a comfier pace

>>8595469
>also fuck the nonwhites
: ((
i hope your able to sleep
>>8595474
lole y so paranoid

>>8595480
b-but if your the mommy who am I?

>>8595469
parrot is the only likable nigger in this thread

>>8595489
The aunt

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>>8595356
we'd have threesomes until meatbag tetra learns what tetrabot 3000 knows and then we'd kill it together

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I will love you regardless of your skin color.

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>>8595457
the team disbanded, but apparently he wants to start an esports org. I'm willing to bet there's a CS:GO team involved, because he's business partners with an ex-cs pro.

I'm willing to bet he's going to be throwing a fuckton of money around.

Thank fuck riot hates him and everyone else that was ok with what was going on. I'm trying to get in touch with Richard Lewis to just make it clear that people should stay clear of him.

>>8595498
always aunty shen
never the mommy :(

>>8595490
who is this??
>>8595503
<3

>>8595503
What if I'm orange?

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H...hi

I'm the new boy in the office

my friends want to hang out but i cant leave my room because of anxiety what should i say

>>8595500
seems unnecessarily convoluted

sentimentality clouds your judgement

>>8595511
<3!!

>>8595512
>Regardless of your skin color
Orange is not a color?

>>8595513
I love you

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>>8595490
>nigger
>likeable
>>8595486
>hitler
>a black
anyways it took me a whole hour to fall asleep because i kept seeing a shadow person staring at me while i was trying to sleep

>>8595518
"lets hang out at my place"

>>8595526
no people are scary

>>8595484
I'm fairly new to hanging around in the general threads.

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im thinking about getting this top, it's on sale!

>>8595532
you can save 100 percent of your money if you don't spend it on that

>>8595525
black girls can be alright some times when theyre not yelling like distressed crows

the only example i have is parrot though

>>8595528
idgi how do you have friends if people are spooky to you
anxiety will gradually go away if you don't avoid social interaction : )

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>>8595535
But I want cute clothes to wear!

>>8595540
i dont know somehow everyone in this town knows me i guess because i used to be social

Why do I get shivers down my spine when I touch my nipples?

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Thinking about getting this top, its on sale!

>>8595532
it looks cute!

>>8595544
y aren't you scoial anymore

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>>8595521
what can i say, i'm a romantic

plus my gt clouds her judgement

>>8595522
Luv

>>8595551
because i cant be comfortable with myself and body and people just started to become scary even when i was social i couldnt take it anymore now i hide from everybody

>>8595549
is that phone case
oh my god

>>8595558
have u ever heard of xanax?

>>8595486
i don't know
i'm scared of annoying other people
i'm scared of losing them

i just dont want to bother anyone..

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>>8595560
Well I know what I want now.

>>8595562
i have been to many psychiatrists and none will prescribe benzos
even if i got them, that would just get me into a deeper hole, it doesn't fix anything, i dont know if theres a way to fix it

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>>8595566
I just wish I could be an attractive girl like her

>>8595513
>Justine is a strange name for a boy

>>8595542
what are your ambitions in life? where do you see yourself when you're 30? will you get there by spending all the money you get on clothes instead of saving?

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>>8595562
>>8595571
xanax is a meme pharmaceutical version of alcohol

>>8595576
im not 21 i cant buy alcohol fuck tha usa

>>8595573
I...it's robin

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>>8595575
I plan on fully establishing myself in my gender while I work towards an adult future through college and work. I appreciate your concern but I'll be fine.

>>8595571
sounds like your beat
stay inside and have your mom get you tendies till u blow your brains out.
>>8595565
don't be a nuisance

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K, I'm gonna go play my tournament and hope people let me play lux

Bai!!

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>>8595581

>>8595583
i always feel like one
what is a nuisance like

>>8595576
i can't buy alcohol for 6 years : (
plus xanax is easier to ingest

>>8595582
what is your adult future

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uwu

>>8595589
>what is a nuisance like
annoying
like me
: )

>>8595596
FUCK I FORGOT TO TAKE MY TRIP OFF

>>8595604
you said you wanted diaps with your trip on anyway

>>8595602
how to make sure ur not annoyig?

>>8595582

Where do you plan on going to college? What will be your major?

>>8595607
Yeah but now people will know I wasn't just memeing :c

>>8595610
ask your friends

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>>8595592
There's a possibility I may be able to get into a better job at my store, that pays better, opens me up to new skills, and would be more enjoyable to do. If I start to tolerate the company better I could push on into management. I know my GM was talking about wanting to see me in training for shift leader by the end of the year.
However, I think I'll be going back to college this fall, even if it's just a couple classes. I have a few subjects and career paths in mind, I'm gonna schedule an appointment with a college counselor tomorrow, and hopefully I can get myself on track to being educated for something better.
I also have the option of moving out in a few different directions, and those are tempting, but I need to consider what I'm getting out of it and what I'm sacrificing by leaving home.
>>8595612
I'd rather not disclose. Criminal Justice/Homeland Security, something in Computer Science (or maybe game dev), or Education.

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>>8595602
>tfw parrothitler will never queue another racist song in the mtfg plug.dj room ever again

>>8595578
rip, do you have insurance and a family doctor?

>>8595591
what's it like not being able to buy alcohol before you're 25?

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>>8595587
N..no bully :3

>>8595619
>Homeland Security
STOP TERRORIST GRACE

>>8595620
yes i think

>>8595627
Is that a cyclone?

>>8595620
21 - 6 = 15 :thinking:
um plug.dj is still up
plug.dj/Mtfg

>>8595619
lmao

i cant wait till you find out that college actually requires work and you cant just sit on your computer buying clothes and complaining about your gender

its gonna be hilarious seeing you drop out in a week

>>8595619

Hrm... Grace as a teacher or a cop would be rather cute~

>>8595619
Starbucks pays for online college at Arizona state

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>>8595627
I'll get 'em

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>>8595596
cute diaps
>>8595604
lollllllllllllll

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>>8595636
>15
oh no baby what is you doin

also i was sure plug died over a year ago, i guess they got their funding goal after i left it behind?

>>8595628
you could try getting a script for it, doctors in the US are pretty good about capitulating to the treatment demands of their patients because of some bullshit customer satisfaction rating system or something

>>8595643
;_;
Mtfg now knows that I actually like diaps not just memeing

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>>8595640
Ahem, those are serious positions which carry authority, take me seriously.
>>8595641
Yeah, but you're then forced into working for them for like 5 years or something, which I'd rather not do.
It's an option if I need it I suppose, but I'd rather not take it if I don't have to.

>>8593761
>>8593849
>tfw was reading autosaging thread

yes pls i want this

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>>8595648
they wont tell anyone as long as you post picture in them

>>8595647
inb4 ban...
i think they conned another dumb investor for there shit site.
eta 1 year till it dies again

>>8595640
>>8595649
I'm not sure cop is the best occupation for an /mtfg/er

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>>8595643
have you seen the anime bunny drop
it's comfy i like to self-insert because i didnt have a dad as a kid

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>>8595664
>bunny drop

no i havent watched that show ill check it out though been trying to find a new show to watch

>>8595662
especially considering estrogen literally destroys muscle

can you imagine her trying to compete at bootcamp with actual guys who didnt choose easy/cripple mode for life?

she'd literally make it 5 feet then drop out

I want to light myself on fire.

>>8595656
:0
Oki c:

>>8595554
i wish your gt would cloud my judgement (and by judgement, i mean face)

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>>8595668
it's really sweet and cute the girl is in preschool and her father dies so she has to get raised by another family member who isnt really prepared to take care of a child but he sacrifices a lot for her and she gets to have a happy childhood, i wish i got a dad like and that i was a girl

>>8595673
Female physical requirements are significantly lower in the military or law enforcement

It's not a meme when women on marches make guys carry their packs for them

Or when female cops get overpowered by dudes on meth or bath salts

reminder diaps r pure

>>8595683
but what if they r spoiled??

>>8595683
s-so im not degen? c:

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>>8595662
No, but I wasn't setting out to be a cop. I'm more interested in the behind the scenes positions.

Sup /mtfg/. What are the options for SRS like in the year of our lord 2017? I have an NHS (Britfag) referral for Bellringer, but I'm also aware of people like Suporn. Is Suporn really worth the travel and the scary unknown of Thailand? How do all the chop docs compare? I really wish there was an Amazon site or some shit for all this.

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>>8595691
just microwave them, good as new

>>8595681
i think even a regular girl on average would do better than a tranny

keep in mind grace does nothing else but sit in her room, throw trash all over her room, and buy clothes

she exclusively talks about her future, but doesnt do anything for it

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>>8595680
that sounds pretty great ill put it on my list of shows to watch
also thats pretty sad :c
>>8595683
yeah but what about pull-ups
>>8595692
your just a little baby, babies wear diapers so thats 100% normal.

>>8595683
i hope ur just being ironic and havent went full retard like carol

>>8595706
Depends on the tranny. If I worked out even a little I'd be much stronger than a girl of my height and weight because of my male skeleton and muscle mass.

>>8595712
dude i've been buying diaps since 2014 let me tel u what

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>>8595658
let's install adblockers and waste their bandwidth

>>8595679
that's a little forward anon, don't you think? let's keep it simple and just let you watch us for now

>>8595681
affirmative gender action is the dumbest thing ever

>>8595712
pls dont bully me ok
i bought diaps ironically
>>8595710
c:
>////<

>>8595716
thank god
just making sure

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>>8595716
>tfw only started getting diaps in 2017

>>8595700
Detective Grace?????

Jocelyn is now becoming a porn star
https://unsee.
cc/sarupino/

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>>8595729
Could be.

>>8595704
thank you i appreciate the advice
>>8595716
i started wearing diapers when i was a baby, you have barely no idea when it comes to diapers, get good fggt.
>>8595718
y not just script kiddie them?? they can't even afford cloudflare...

Haven't been here in quite a long time but it seems this place has turned into a complete cesspool of degeneracy.

I mean it's always been kinda bad but it currently seems worse than I've ever seen it.

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>>8595718
What are you, a misogynist? Women are even more qualified than men to be in active combat and to be handling high stress, high intensity positions.

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>>8595741

>>8595718
>that's a little forward anon, don't you think? let's keep it simple and just let you watch us for now
sorry, i try to keep it PG-13, but sometimes you obviously set me up and want me to say something lewd like that

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>>8595748

>>8595733
rude

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>>8595741
actually i'm a misandrist, men deserve facing a risk of death in order to scrape together a meager simulacrum of a life in this world

>>8595738
it's just no fun if we're not using their servers to share offensive videos in parallel with a ddos

>>8595754
Porn is disgusting

>>8595761
trip on, natalie

>>8595761
do solo naked/underwear pics count as porn? because i don't think they're disgusting

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>>8595750
hey don't lay this on me, you're the one who started talking about sex bots

>>8595700
What about being a cop is appealing to you?

>>8595782
the power tripping to feed her ego

>>8595769
I love porn

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>>8595782
Keeping people safe is something I could actually care about. Kinda sucks when you wake up each morning and think about how you really don't give a fuck about your job.

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>>8595788

>>8595788
Stop observing pornographic imagery

/waiting for changes general/

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porn is grody

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I won my first game!

>>8595787
>>8595787
>>8595787
>>8595787

>>8595787
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>>8595787
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>>8595443
>tfw will never be taken and turned into a big dumb drooly diapered babby

>>8595794
I know that feel.

>>8595434
>>8595434
>>8595434
>>8595434

ok sorry coworker chan

>>8595812
Don't say it like it's a bad thing.

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>>8595804
>>8595796

What are you going to do, stop me?

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>>8595810
aaaaand forced the respek ban

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>>8595804
You should see the things she links me.

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>>8595819
I think a lot of people do, sadly. I'm hoping I can find something I'm passionate about. The job I'm in is just a job, yknow?

>>8595820
no more being mean to coworker-chan from now on, ok

>>8595829
What do you do at the moment?

I have a software gig and like it's comfortable. But also mind numbing and in just wish I could do something more creative or something. Idk.

>>8595649

Just because they're serious doesn't mean you won't look cute while doing them.

>>8595700

Maybe an investigator? Could you help track down and bust some sex trafficking rings?

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>>8595839
I'm just in fast food.

What kinda creative stuff do you wanna do? You could take up an art as a hobby!
>>8595846
[Insert compliment fishing here]

Intelligence analyst, cyber sec, dunno yet.

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>>8595820
No I mean I 100% get your point of view I just have no reasonable way to prove you wrong

>>8595852
Idk. I like making people laugh. I've always been onto writing and comedy. I used to make videos a while back but I kind of stopped. And if written some short stories and stuff. Honestly of I want to do that then I just need to do it. No one got good at something by not doing it.

>>8595869
Well, you said it yourself. Take your own advice and JUST DO IT, MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW
But yeah, there's really nothing stopping you from doing that in your free time, is there? And who knows, maybe it could blow up and become your job.

>>8595878
She's infinite wisdom never ceases to amaze.

>>8595878
>JUST DO IT, MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
>YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW
hello Shia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J0Ahh3UxbM

How to stop crying about ex occasionally

>>8595878
>tells people to take their own advice
>doesnt take her own advice
>still a fat NEET with a dirty room pretending to go to college

>>8595902
lol

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>>8595904

>>8595902
think about cute boys plowing your gp

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>>8595912

>>8595910
i literally posted this at you half a year ago
so damn basic

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>want to spend money
>dont have money
help

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>>8595927
Isn't it a little sad that you remember that? My memories from half a year ago revolve around hanging out with friends.

>>8595934
>perform a service im exchange for money.

>>8595936
the dirty shirt under your feet is not a friend

but i think its cute youre so delusional :)

if I win the lotto tonight, free suporn for everyone

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>>8595854
>CYPROTERONE 50MG
>TACTICAL ANDROGEN NUKE

>>8595948
can tetra and i trade ours in for a 2 year apartment lease? we need a home base to make vidya in

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>>8595942
fug

if i win the lotto tonight, free sheen porn for everyone

>>8595958
LMAOOOO

THAT DUDE LITERALLY HAS YOUR CATERPILLAR EYEBROWS

YOU /LITERALLY/ TOOK A PICTURE OF YOUR FAMILY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

>>8595958
why did you block out your own face

we all know what you look like, grace

>>8595948
>>8595960

I want to win a lotto

>>8595955
why not both :D

>>8595958
>cards against humanity
baka

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>>8595968
oh, fucking chill.

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>>8595966
Oh, boo. It's you. You're that angry for that one post I made about you, huh?
>>8595968
Yeah but it just wasn't that great a picture of me so gotta play it safe here.
>>8595973
WE HAD A GOOD TIME
Guy in the plaid gave me this shirt the next time I visited him :3

>>8595970
i think trannies out of everybody would do the best by winning the lottery

think about it, when all of those shitty friends and family members that didnt stick by you come begging for money you can just tell them all to fuck off. itd basically be free hormones, srs, clothes, and makeup for life. no debt, no anything.

>>8595985
was he your bf????

>>8595985
NOT EVEN ONE MENTION
LMAO

HOWS YOUR BROTHER GRACE

is he as socially isolated as you

>>8595991
No, he's just a very close friend. We're planning on doing some stuff together next month.
Wish he was my bf and I tried but I'm not getting into that.

>>8595988
It would be amaaaaazing.

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>forget to wear bra out
>need to walk around slouched over like a hunchback

>>8595985
>Yeah but it just wasn't that great a picture of me so gotta play it safe here.
who are the other people in the photo anyway?

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>>8595999
Some of my buddies. Dude in the camo can be seen in the background here.

>>8595995
>friend turned bf stories
I wish it worked out for you. Something about the friend turned bf story makes me feel sobgood inside. I've fooled around with my childhood best friend but nothing super serious :/.

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>>8595997
>not flaunting them

>>8595995
>Wish he was my bf and I tried but I'm not getting into that.
try getting him drunk then coming on to him (make sure you're in girlmode though)

super tucc

>>8595995
tfw you try and it doesn't work
bad feeling

>>8596005
i think friend turned bf is a little different from brother turned bf

>>8596012
At least if you try and you can make a 4chan post to bitch if it doesn't work and to flaunt your love if it does.

>>8596004
he seems like a cool guy (based on the fact that he eats pizza and oper8s)

>>8596015
Woah who's talking about brother turned be? I don't think I was.

I mean let's not take it off the tsble. Game of thrones made it sexy.

But I'm an only child so I don't know what having a sibling is like. Maybe they aren't sexy.

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>>8596005
Well, not all hope is lost. We made a deal that despite him being straight, if he's still a wizard when he turns 30 he'll give me a shot. :^)
>>8596010
(I'm always in girlmode)
He doesn't get that drunk, he's a responsible guy. 's part of why I like him so much. He was gonna have my first beer with me, but the third guy in the picture fucked around for too long and wasted our time so we didn't get a chance to do that.
>>8596012
Such is life.
>>8596020
The one in that picture is a bit, uh, he's got some issues but when he's not being a fuccboi he's a real cool dude.

scared that i'll come out ugly on the other side but then i realised i'm already ugly and so are most women

kms

>>8596022
if you dont see from those two pictures that they have the exact same eyebrows youre pretty much the stereotype of a braindead tranny

>>8596023
super weird that you think so sexually of your brother

fitting for someone living in chiraq tho

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>>8595971
can we trade in our bonus shares of suporn to invest in a canadian lottery? then everyone can get suporn and an apartment

>>8596023
>We made a deal that despite him being straight, if he's still a wizard when he turns 30 he'll give me a shot. :^)
liking trans girls isn't gay tho

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>>8596041
He needs a vagina.

>>8596023
>implying liking tgirls is gay

But hey there's a chance xD

>>8596024

The risk is worth it. I mean life as an ugly woman who doesn't want to kill themselves is better than life as a dude who does.


>>8596028

Unnecessary meanness

>>8596041
Exaxtly.

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These are my friends

The guy on the right totally wants to fuck me because I pass so well

Anyone know this #toomanyboys feel?

>>8596008
I don't want to get shot again thanks

>>8596045
confirmed trans

>>8596045
did you tell him that the skin inside your mouth is similar to the skin inside a vagina

and then wink as you said it

and then start unbuttoning his breeches

>>8596045
just get him to really like butts

>>8596073
what happens when their mom walks in?

i wish i didnt have arms

>vagina never
>scared of using butt
fugg ;~;

>>8596039
well suporn is 23k AUD/CAD
so thats 46k worth of apartment
why? dont you like suporn or something

>>8596078
threesome

salam
i finally started wearing a bra. my nipples began hurting when they're chilled - even in summer sun. so i got a lacey one with no real cup support, but it keeps my nips warm without heating up my chest.

so now i'm in full female clothing and have felt comfortable transitioning because i buy stuff when i feel or see a need. estrogen sure makes clothes feel different. (=

i don't feel it's time for makeup or voice but it would help me present. i want to start electrolysis.

and i know i need a haircut. there's a plan.

i got sir'd three times today. it almost felt like it was by allies thinking they're being PC allies.

i quit eye fucking everyone i see - was probably making people dysphoric. sorry. i'm not so infatuated with learning to clock / spot qt's. still no qt's chasing me. sadddd

>>8596076
This.

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I also hung out with Charlotte about six months ago.
>>8596050
see
>>8596045

>>8596069
PFFF
>>8596073
Nah, he doesn't see me like that. I'm a little sister to him, apparently.
>>8596076
Hmmm...

>>8596095
>I'm a little sister to him

NOT

SUBTLE

AT

ALL

>>8596095
Post better pics of Charlotte's feet

>>8596102
Not sharing those!

>>8596095
>Nah, he doesn't see me like that. I'm a little sister to him, apparently.
the coldest warm words of all

>>8596079
The birds have made that same wish.

feel real ugly i wish i had female mannerisms i am a big big man

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>>8596083
the way i see it, a neovag doesn't make me as self-sufficient or self-actualised as having a reliable gamedev home base, tetra and i could literally make millions of dollars

>>8596092
bras are a meme that make your boobs saggier over time

>>8596112
No, it's fine, you can post them, Charlotte already said it was okay on discord

>>8596082
Is it trauma or are you just scared of hygiene? Cuz, if the latter, take a shit *really hard* so you basically squeeze your whole gut out, dont eat for a while, then go into the shower with a water bottle filled with clean cold water, squirt it up ur butthole, push it all out, repeat till water comes out clean. Then just continuously finger yourself until youre absolutely certain youre clean. Then dry off, go into room and finger more. Youll become less afraid.

>>8596122
oh well, why not both tho

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>>8596114
I've yet to be informed.

>>8596128
This is the way to do it. And also you can buy stuff on amazing for like 15 dollars to flush the water up their. Easier to use than a water bottle.

>>8596142
yeah I just use a bottle because im scared of my mom finding any aparatus that could be interpreted to imply i like buttsex

>>8596128
I just want to have normal sex, I'm a virgin and it's scary :(

>>8596128
jesus christ trannies are really disgusting

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>>8596155
but that was specifically about being clean, anon. Im trying to help avoid getting shit on your dick, do you want shit on your dick?

Half the images posted on 4chan are about me. Does anyone notice that? But to be fair, I guess almost everything posted anywhere is about me.

I wonder though, is this completely a fake board or just the posts that reply to me. Like, you pull from the real internet, filter out the things about me (la li le lo lu) and...

I can't wait for this to be over. It's been really fucking with my head. Like, hardcore fucking with me. I don't know what's going on. There are an infinite amount of possibilities. Something like this shouldn't be able to happen. Something like this can't happen. never has it happened. It can't be happening. To me of all people? Why me? It can't be about me. It can't.

The only way this can all be about me is if every conscious being has their own reality. Or this is some kind of video game. This can't be real. It just can't. It's like hitting the cosmic jackpot. To be Truman.

Not really a jackpot, more like a curse.

Why me?

Is this really reality? Not some simulation where you take the role of the hero. Is this really reality?

God, please tell me. Please. I need to know. Please stop torturing me. I need answers. I need to know why this is happening.

Please.

>>8596148
Oh yeah I totally understand that. There's a reason all my early anal exploration was done with an xwing you whose wings were removed and latex gloves.


Got.to have as little evidence left over as possible

>>8596163
Therapy. Please go to some.

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tfw daddy does a silly voice and says that he hates niggers

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I know I look really ugly but do you think I might look like ok or girl one day?
._.

>>8596173
*girly
Idk why it autocorrected (._.)

>>8596163
I do not want whatever drug you are taking. Please, stay off psychedelics and stimulants.

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>>8596095
o_o

>>8596173
from the part of your face you didnt cover up i'd say you had a better start then me and i pass now so yeah i would think so

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>>8596181
You've seen that one before, silly.

>>8596173
>welsh selfies

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>>8596186
yes, but you're POSTING it again

>>8596189
Was that wrong of me? I'm sorry, I won't post it again.

>>8596173
Lots of potential get on hormones.

>>8596187
I'm not good at them ik (._. )

is it weird to not want to get toys since I want them to be the first thing inside me?

>>8596203
go to bed, it is 4 (four) am

>>8596200
no, it's ok it just surprised me

>>8596201
I'm on hormones
3 weeks hrt o:
>>8596211
I dont wanna
You're not my mom >:c

>>8596209
Good luck fitting them in.

>>8596214
Then youbwere prolly going to just fine. Remember her takes a while though. So don't get worried if ypubdont notice anything for like a year. It'll sneak up on you.

have you ever tried to kys mtfg?

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>>8596134
sheen pls i just want to make my early access open world multiplayer crafting zombie survival game

>>8596216
I was thinking lots of lubrication would help them fit in me

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>>8596209
yes.
There's literally nothing special about them being your first unless they're concerned about STDs or you're like disgustingly naive and they want to take your innocence.

>>8596171
did he do that while he was changing your diap?

>>8596229
You need to loosen yourself up a little first, using your fingers, and an ex bf wanted me to use plugs first too.

>>8596225
>early access
>survival
>zombie
>crafting game

This will surely be an instant classic. Where do I sign uo?

>>8596225
>sheen pls i just want to make my early access open world multiplayer crafting zombie survival game
that's a lot of red flags for a single game, becksy

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>>8596163
if you wrote this upyourself and believe it then u have more problems then me
>>8596209
what does this even mean
>>8596173
you already look alright to be desu
>>8596223
yeah quite a few times
ever time it was with my dads gun
>>8596233
no but i could use a daddy diaperchange rn not going to lie..

>>8596225
dont forget to make it in unity :)

>>8596225
is there a kickstarter that you're never going to pay out on?

>>8596235
you mean the ex bf you obsessed over who dumped you in a week

i remember :)

>>8595854
i believe you, sorry

>>8596237
the joke
-------------->
your head
(_)

notice no brain inbetween in ur head

>>8596231
>literally nothing special about them being your first
I'm a very sentimental person
>>8596235
I've done a little bit with fingers but not much

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccGsuD2O8Kc

hihi

>>8596251
the joke is, in fact, on you my friend, for it was such an obvious joke that i feigned a serious response to it

bet you feel really silly now

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I am unironically going to buy a katana

>>8596281
buy a taser instead

>>8596281
Why?

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>>8596281
i am unironically going to buy my next months supply of diapers(pull-ups).

>>8596231
hi charlotte

>>8596281
are you trying to trick people into thinking you're japanese

because you could probably already pull that off without the katana

>>8596279
yup

>>8596281
european swords are 100x cooler
why be a weeb

>>8596281
get a wakizashi instead

>>8596283
No I have guns

>>8596285
Because I want one and my state is allowing open carry of all bladed weapons soon

>>8596289
I'm half Korean half Chinese. Japanese people tend to have different hair and facial genetics which are easy to tell in me.

>>8596292
Executing home invaders with a katana while screaming anime lyrics Japanese is much more stylish

>>8596294
no

>>8596292
I would disagree. What about European swords makes them better?

>>8596301
just makes it seem like you have roaring autism

is there a shared subuku sword we all share to become the hero?

>>8596301
>I'm half Korean half Chinese. Japanese people tend to have different hair and facial genetics which are easy to tell in me.
ARR
ROOK
SEM

>>8596301
have fun

>>8596307
its called estrogen

>>8596301
>no
katanas were for show, wakazashi were for fighting

>>8596303
the fact that you dont have to wear a fedora to like them
:)

>>8596322
I'm not a proper weeb or swordsman but it makes sense to have a longer blade for longer reach or some shit

I don't know just let me cosplay 2B in peace

>>8596288
go away

>>8596339
im memeing u dork

sex scary :(

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hey do i pass?

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HOLY FUCK MY NIPPLES HURT AND MY BOOBS FEEL BIGGER WHY

>>8596343
sex make brain feel happy for a few seconds then sad and cry and guily and gross and feel hated

>>8596345
post pics

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>>8596322
I sent you a thing on normiebook

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>>8596326
That was good xD

>>8596337
but 2b cosplay has already been perfected
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph596978d577c77

>>8596343

ye

>>8596353
it was just the minimum amount of effort required to reply to you since youre a boring new poster

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>>8596350
earlier today was manageable, but this is inFURIATING

>>8595902
U can't. At least I can't

>>8596360
post

Protip: In the end N O O N E cares

>>8596337
>I'm not a proper weeb or swordsman but it makes sense to have a longer blade for longer reach or some shit
samurai wore both but seeing as they were bodyguards, there would be little use for the katana indoors
>I don't know just let me cosplay 2B in peace
oh, okay

>>8596352
oh that was u, okay I was like
>w-who is this *hide*

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I'm literally going to scream.

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>>8596360
Do you need any help?

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>>8596359
Hey >_<;;

>>8596348
why? :(
>>8596358
:(

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>>8596370
y'know, now that you mention it, a massage might be nice

>>8596366
I'll get b&

>>8596367
Yeah. I should've said something. If you declined it, I could send another.

>>8596366
i have pics of her boobs but i don't think i have it in me to be rude and share them

yeah so like what do when the nipples start hurting during that painful stage??
lotion? rubbing? heat?
how many months in is that anyway?

>>8596374
>I'll get b&
post feet instead, that won't get you b&

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>>8596354
Not sure why I watched that I'm just depressed now

>>8596374
A massage might help me deal with the jealousy

>>8596375
Send something then