Gaygen: music edition

>>8589057
all kinds, as long as I like the song
recently heard young guns and really like them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxJkjgocJZs

as for instruments I was 'made to/had no choice as all the others were taken' play the tuba in school

>>8589057
I only listen to the shittiest Eurovision song contest songs

Carly Rae Jepsen is the best pop artist of our generation.

>>8589057
>What kind of music do you listen to?

Either lo-fi hip hop, chillhop or shit like Die Antwoord/similar music. There is no in-between.

>Do you play any instruments?
Skin flute.

In all seriousness I was one of those kids who was forced to play the piano for years and years. I hated it for a long time, but now I'm getting to where I like it again.

I have a question. There's this one guy I know who's extremely touchy with me (he plays with my hair, tries to put his arm around me etc, basically looks for an excuse to touch me all the time), wants to go places with just the two of us etc. Could it possibly mean anything else besides him wanting to bang me?

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I'm considering leaving my boyfriend and stopping casual encounters, and cut off FWB's, and just instead live my life on my own alone, keep working out, and then hope I meet someone I actually like later down the line while I focus on myself.

Should I?

>>8589290
Yes. 100%.
You're going to feel lonely as fuck though which could unfortunately cause you to relapse harder than ever but it's a risk.

>>8589232
Nope.

>>8589057
Britney, whitney, Madonna, gaga and I also bench 3 plates

>>8589300
Even if you consider the fact that he's married?

>>8589347
ESPECIALLY if. The only way that isn't the case is if you're exaggerating (ie he's not really trying to touch you and you're just focusing too much on the moments he does).

>>8589232
ask him out try to find out more about him and let him find out more about you.
maybe you'll fuck or fall in love

>>8589057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-crgQGdpZR0

best way to commit suicide?

I used to work at a department store and I'm still really chill with my old coworkers and bosses. Yesterday v they had some cosmetic event with makeup artists and I was allowed to deejay it. I had to keep it normie but I played a lot of gay stuff

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>>8589397

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>>8589159
>>8589418
Jesus Christ you need to get laid.

>>8589461
He's just memeing to quickly end the thread you dweeb.

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Should I join the army

>>8589503
Waste of time. Good if you're broke af.

>>8589366
I see, thank you for your answers.

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>>8589503
About the same effect as getting on welfare. The government provides for you with little to no work involved. Only difference is you sell your soul to the military becoming a hivemind drone, while if you're on welfare you stay an intact individual that has their own mind.

>>8589526
Not really, considering welfare recipients often become attached to it become even bigger cogs in the government machine.

At least if you join the army you never have to work on any personal flaws because people will enable you for your so-called sacrifice

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>>8589553
Both options have quite a bit of enabling going on. But of course ex-military people are exempted from shame of sucking on the government handout teet

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>>8589175

>>8589057
In guymode I listen to hip hop (J Cole, Childish Gambino, Kendrick Lamar, Chance the rapper, Tyler the creator, Eminem,...) and in trapmode I listen to very emotion heavy Nightcore

What's a good place to meet guys? I'm getting bored of hooking up all the time.

>>8589057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

staying away from comments online is literally heaven
but here i am ready to torture myself some more i hate this

>>8589870
Protip: For maximum cry for help pour petrol into the wound after cutting yourself as it aggravates the resulting scar massively

>>8589877
good example of what i mean desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef4kBNaSzFE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_5UOkUDti8

For real though, how do I treat my hemorrhoids? Are there lotions I can buy or do I just endure it?

and how do I treat the white skin flaps they leave behind?

>>8590054
scissors and advil

yo what's the point of sucking a dick: it doesn't appeal to me at all..
you cock-hungry bottoms are really weird people

>>8590161
if it doesn't appeal to you then why do you care like wtf

>>8590161
It feels good for the person receiving, silly

>>8590178
meh, too many guys in my area who ask for a succ

>>8590188
then they wanna cum like its not rocket science bruh

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>>8589175
That's a weird way of spelling Lana Del Rey or Ingrid Michaelson, you literal faggot.

>>8590161
because my bfs donger is literally the tastiest thing in the world

>>8590161
Please don't be one of those "bottoms are the bigger fag" type of tops.

>>8590198
>Lana Del Rey or Ingrid Michaelson
oh he's memeing

Also does gaygen have experience with dating an FtM? What's it like? Bonus if you've had sex.

Asking because there's a really nice FtM I'm in to.

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>>8590260
>no benis tho

>>8589175
That's not how you spell Robbie Rotten

>>8590260
>there's a really nice FtM I'm in to.
thith ith falling for the meme

>>8590269
>Pain

It would be nice is transgender people were accepted in society. If people would just play along with their games they would be so much happier. I guess that's why it's so important that one can "Pass". I think it's important that people mind their own buissniss and surround themselves with people who care about them and treat them with respect.

>>8590268
My thoughts on >>8590260 exactly.

>>8590181
I'd be willing to do it in a steadier relationship with more interesting stuff to do,
but just for a hookup?! I just don't see how it's hot for the sucker
>>8590228
I'm bi but vaginas never appealed to me neither: tits are more fun
>>8590246
>t.bottom
calm down, I was memeing'

>>8590282
back to mtfgen you go

tranny free discussions where

is the discord still the way to go

>>8590347
they have nothing else to do than shitpost on /tttt/ and the discords
nowhere is safe
not even grindr anymore

>>8590353
just make a new properly moderated tranny free discord

>>8590380
the problem is that moderating it is an impossibility

>>8590385
why, will a tranny friendly person eventually usurp a moderater position?

>>8590402
because for it to be a moderately successful discord you need to advertise it, which means posting links to it
and you can't accurately assess every single person, it's also super easy to create more discord accounts
and yeah that's happened to chats before

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>straight best friend gaining weight and working out
>talking about his ass and how its getting fatter and it feels more comfortable to sit on hard wood chairs
>mfw

>>8590545
straight is just temporary delusion

>>8590347
SEPARATE. BOARD. WHEN?

>>8590638
they're so mentally deranged they'll infest it too, as they've done with cm, hm, and y on top of their off-board-topic tranny threads

>>8590638
>>>/hm/ for your beefcake
>>>/adv/ for your relationship crap
>>>/r9k/ for your whining

Bye!

>>8590671
mtf trannies are the majority on r9k
virgins desperate for other obese virgin dick

>>8590671
>>>>/hm/ for your beefcake

have you been there lately?
it is midget threads, 80 year old man threads and clothed teen celebrity fangirl threads.
no beefcake to be found.

>>8590687
>mtf trannies are the majority on r9k
Yeah because you bring your crap here to our board instead of taking it there where it belongs.

>tfwnobf
Belongs the same place as >tfwnogf

How long does it take before you start to actually enjoy anal play? I'm at the stage where slipping stuff in is fairly easy, but It doesn't really feel all that good, not uncomfortable, just sort of meh, I do cum super fast if I touch my dick though

>>8590724
anal play isn't for everyone

>>8590731
The idea of it gets me really horny though, I'm always super excited before I start and when putting it in but once its like a toast sandwich

>At the store with my boyfriend
>See an obviously gay teen with his beard
>Whenever he sees us he actively starts groping her, we pass each other like 3 times and he does it each time

That poor girl

>>8590984
>tfw no bf to casually grope you just to prove he isn't gay

>>8590969
Yeah but the idea and the reality often times don't mix. The idea of spiderman fucking me is hot as fuck, but actually roleplaying that scenario does nothing for me. I'm not saying avoid anal play entirely, but zero reason to force yourself to 'like' it, use it to get you horny, play with it a bit, and then move onto something else. Or whatever gets you off.

>>8591001
>Not roleplaying spiderman fucking you
>Light bondage with a hot otter in spandex shoting web all over you

>>8590969
Practice and experimenting is really the only way to be able to figure out what you enjoy. Might find out you don't enjoy it at all like other anon said.
Exactly what are you putting up there? you say you don't find it uncomfortable but if it's not designed for anal play then it's probably not going to be as enjoyable.
Also are you just putting stuff up there and just letting it sit there or are you playing with it?
If you don't really enjoy bouncing on stuff id recommend like a vibrating buttplug cause that's pretty easy and enjoyable

>tfw self-hating gay and hate other gays

>>8591720
femfags are disgusting you are completely justified in doing so

>>8589290
Sounds like a good move. I'm basically doing the same thing right now.

>>8591368
I got a prostate massager, one of the non powered ones and have been experimenting with putting pressure on the wall and trying to find my prostate, also moving it around, I've got a dildo coming in the post

Is there some sort of secret technique to finding the prostate spot? I've been poking about but can't seem to get it

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here is my discord. feel free to add me...unless you're a NERD

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>be manlet
>was a few lbs away from 200 last year
>been counting calories and exercising
>got down to 136
>had to take a break to spend time with unhealthy overweight family
>was full of anxiety but promised myself I would try and eat rationally and that if I maintained weight or gained a lb or two it would be ok
>was only supposed to spend a few days with them.. ended up stretching to two weeks(car fucked up and had to be fixed)
>first week we went out to restaurants twice a day and ate all kinds of crap
>second week parents cooked their own delicious unhealthy crap
>tried to eat small portions but fell off the wagon several times
>couldn't exercise, only went for walks on days it didn't rain
>looked fine in the mirror, but pretty sure I had gained more than a few pounds
>finally got home yesterday, but ignored the scale until today
>mfw I lost 2 lbs
pretty sure I have cancer

>Cute guy messages me
>Looks like my ex I really dislike
>Can't make myself actually respond to him because he already reminds me of them
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'll actually listen to pretty much anything. Except very electronica music. Closest I get to that is cyberpunk. Speaking of, this is my newest addiction https://perturbator.bandcamp.com/album/i-am-the-night

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>>8589057
>music edition

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5oUrdYYoNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqcnb9DaQ6I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5smJEU2-iw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-n0kDFrPNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4SjXkyxGSk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06PQu4ic_8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9uUgKRXrcA

>music edition

y'all fags need some of The Doors and Red Hot Chili Peppers in your lives

>>8592938
I only have sex to rhcp i can't actually listen to that garbage otherwise

How do I stop getting frustrated/annoyed at inconsequential things/words/actions? I guess first step would be to stop using 4chin right?

Music is pretentious. True patricians don't listen to this degeneracy.

>>8590260
The only one I've known was only into casual sex, and only a bottom. Don't really get the point.

They were ultraliberal though. Special snowflake, absolutely no chill.

Bowie, Lou Reed, modern glam rock.

I really like american indie- pop and rock.
Like:
Modern baseball
Snowing
American Football
The Front Bottoms
Brand New
La Dispute
The Story so far
Rise Against
Tigers Jaw

>>8593085
Are you me, anon?

>>8593130
Yes, I'm literally you desu.
Have you tried Roxy Music and Sparks? Any recs on modern glam? /mu/'s not much help on this.
[spoiler]are you bottom?[/spoiler]

>>8593102
LONDON

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>>8593231
?

I think I'm the only single gay man in my area that is not obese.

>>8593414
where do you live, I have a fat fetish

>>8590260
ftm here & your experience is really gonna depend on the guy. some of them are ultralib special snowflakes, some of them are chill. sex experiences will vary too. PIV might make them dysphoric or it might not. they may or may not have had bottom surgery, and if they have done that, there are two options: metoidioplasty and phalloplasty. you'll have to just ask them about these things. (word of advice though: testosterone is not a reliable form of birth control, so you should still wear a condom for PIV even if they aren't menstruating anymore)

>>8593423
Tennessee. Come get you a few fat guys. They seem desperate enough for poly relationships so you can probably have a bunch.

>>8593437
also if you look up phalloplasty results just know there are different stages to phallo, and stage 1 results look shitty. look for people who've gone back a few times for cosmetic improvements.

Like this is a stage 1 example:
http://kamolhospital.com/en/images/Gallery/FTM/Phalloplasty/ALT-phalloplasty.jpg
This is a stage 3 example:
http://tau.amegroups.com/article/viewFile/3748/4674/49962

it's rare but some trans guys have fairly passing dicks. I think this is unethical but fwiw a friend of mine knows a trans guy w/ good phallo results who had sex with someone w/o telling the guy he's trans and the guy never suspected it

>>8593444
I live in Fl and I keep seeing guys I think are cute popping up who are hundreds of miles away. Maybe that's where they are lol

>>8593231
What do you mean man?

>>8593448
>http://tau.amegroups.com/article/viewFile/3748/4674/49962

4/10 Would not suck

>>8593468
lol I know it's not that attractive but hay it's passing. what if he was really attractive otherwise or he bottomed and had a nice ass?

>>8593483
Yeah, I probably would.
Is the vag still there?
Or do they sew it up?

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THIS IS GAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXHdO93y_yw

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>>8589057
NOT SURE THIS IS GAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZiYsAepGvI

>>8593468
Phallo always looks cut, so I'd never suck it.

>>8593492
They have the option of getting a vaginectomy at the same time. They can also get silicone implants to look like balls. If they don't sew up the vagina, then it'll just be a hole behind the balls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI0-n3bkRno

I'm into it

I catch myself touching other guys belly fat sometimes and I'm afraid they will take offense like I'm thinking "wow you're fat". But I just think it's cuddly :s
is it offensive?

>>8593784
touching people without their permission is intrusive

>>8589057
Lots and lots of metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8nM0LTxTOo

>>8593622
but if the (ectomy) cut out the vagina isn't there still a hole?
i mean they are literally just digging the hole bigger.

>>8593622
>not wanting both

>>8593825
?? they touch and stick their tongue in me while I touch them

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can we stop talking about vaginas & gross surgery pls?
(pic related)

>>8593928
They're basically removing all the lining and nerves, and then stitching it together from the inside out. What's left is a lot of internal scarring and a thin scar on the outside.

>>8594418
Yea sure sorry, didn't mean to hijack this thread.

>like a uggo doctor on tinder just so I can ask him about medical advice and my conditions
am I a bad person?

>>8594469
Does he know and does he agree with being your personal free healthcare specialist?

>>8594484
I just accepted his superlike so, no.

>>8594418
You know what's even more gross than vaginas? Limp wristed faggots obsessed with drag queen culture with vapid empty lives.

I like industrial electronic, house music and sukekiyo.

>>8589057
I like lots of stuff, but my favourite genre is metalcore

Any qt guitarists want me to follow them along on bass while we sing some cheesy indie folk song?

>>8593102
Where you at? Your taste is great.

You also like heavier stuff like Fear Before The March Of Flames?

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>>8589057
I have too much music I like to pick top favorites. This is stuff I've been listening to lately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPKAwJKGSDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYQyZFZN2bg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6b9JpBFjd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWZGAExj-es
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP_-P_BS6KY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uYWYWPc9HU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRwgmgEeT8c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUYaosyR4bE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFnYcIqj6I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7pgA0riU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym1eDeOxq14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C7AdZ2AeFE

>>8594523
rude!!!!!!!!! but true

>>8594523
Vaginas are still grosser.

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>>8594523

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>>8594715
Drag Culture is the worst.

>>8594721
#NoFunAllowed

>>8594760
Drag queens aren't fun, they're annoying.

>>8594573
Germany.
Have discord?
Thanks ^^
Never heard of that, maybe you can show me ^^

how do i become a famous tripfag on gaygen?

>>8594788
>post lewd pics of yourself
>generally be a shitty person.
>???
>profit

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>>8594762
But that's so in right now

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>>8594573
are you on the discord?

>>8594762
Go to an actual drag show, they're actually really fun

>>8589057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exbj5VQ_0Mg
I want to fuck daddy Quavo

>>8594908
>there was a power rangers themed party at my favorite bar a few weeks the same week my friend's tragic nerd brother was having his 21st birthday
>nobody gets turnt and just play fighting games at some nerdy themed bar

>>8594573
>>8594787
>>8594876

Please answer :´(

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>>8594949
Hell yea, it's not just me.

>>8594787
GERMANY : OOOO

Mein Freund. And yeah, would love to. I have discord.

It's Dawn#1561

>>8594876
I'm not on any servers, but feel free to add me as well famalam.

>>8594978
>>8595085
Aww. Post pics.
I want a cute love story about two German twinks.

>>8595169
Not a twink famalam, sorry to be dissapoint.

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Is it worth telling my parents I have a boyfriend? I'm pretty sure it just means I'm not going to get any inheritance so maybe I should just wait for my dad to have a heart attack or something.

As an aside, I'll be spending some time with my bf in Brighton, London, and Littlehampton is it safe to do PDAs there? Last time I refused to hold his hand in Birmingham and that all but killed our relationship and I felt terrible pretty much every night afterwards.

>>8595234
Nah. My philosophy on that is, my parents don't need to know anything about me until if affects them. I obviously tell them the menial stuff, but some stuff I just keep to myself.

My drug habit for example, or where I go from time to time, and my gayness.

>>8595234
just wait for the inheritance, they don't need to know + if they're homophobic assholes you should take their money, be sure to spend some of it on gay shit

>>8595234
>Wanting daddy's money this bad
Good boy. Just keep jumping through hoops like a good goy. Er, I mean boy.

>>8595330
What are you, some kind of commie?

>>8589057

>What kind of music do you listen to?

Mostly 2000's pop punk and rock bands.

>Go on second date with qt
>Things getting hot and heavy afterwards
>About to lick that butthole prior to fucking
>He has little white worms crawling out of his anus

I'm fucking done with dating and sex in general, I've never been so disgusted in my entire life

How the hell do you not notice your infested with parasites?

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I'm feeling a bit down. Any recommendations of good gay romance movies?

>>8595593
>He has little white worms crawling out of his anus
Mmmmmm...

>>8595724
my beautiful laundrette

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>>8595593
no fucking way dude

no fucking way

I refuse to believe it

but if it is true, I am so sorry

>>8589057
music is essentially my life, lol.

I play saxophone, flute, drums, guitar, bass, mandolin, piano, and I've been taking voice lessons for a couple years now.

I also own a metric FUCKton of CDs (mostly alternative rock, but there are a few outliers here and there).

Favorite Records include:
Slint - "Spiderland"
Daft Punk - "Alive 2007"
Kendrick Lamar - "To Pimp A Butterfly"
BOOTS - "Aquaria"
Lorde - "Melodrama"
Coldplay - "Mylo Xyloto"
KONGOS - "Egomaniac"
Tedeschi Trucks Band - "Revelator"
Baauer - "Aa"
The Antlers - "Hospice"

so, yeah . . .

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Came in my bf's ass lads

>>8595828
>Daft Punk - "Alive 2007"
2015 called

>>8595828
>music is essentially my life, lol.

I remember being 16

>>8595845
It is a good album tbqh

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>>8595838
Awesome, bro!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVKbF8khsrI

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>>8595857

Gonna start calling his face a blowjob toilet from now on

I'm sure he'll love it

where do i find a bf

also whats ur opinion on dating closet trannies who will likely stay guys

>>8595857
>Blowjob toilet
That's pretty hot tbqsfah

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>>8595860

I like butts a whole lot.

>>8595895
tbqh when they are round and brown

>>8595895
I like butt holes a lot

>>8595895

same

>>8595905

>brown

yuck, looks like poop

pink holes 4ever

>>8595931

same

>>8595847
20, but thank you.

Now that I think about it, an older age makes that statement sound even more pathetic lmao.

>>8595979
>yuck, looks like poop
>pink holes 4ever
White butts with dark holes are better

>>8596021
The colour is mostly unimportant.

You know what is unfortunate, while we're talking anatomy, though? Asymmetric testicles. Most guys have one ball lower than the other and it's not as appealing.

>>8589057
DES-PA-CITO

>>8596006
At least you play instruments? It's more sad when people proclaim that and have no musicality.

My parents forced me to play accordion to keep my culture

>>8596026
I have asymmetric testicles but don't care, like you said, most guys have their testicles like that. No point in being insecure about it.

>>8596040
Mine are too, but evenly distributed testes is the superior form.

And also lowhanging testes aren't up to much either.

Ballsacks in general need some serious rethinking.

>>8596026

>tfw even, juicy, plump balls

>>8596049
>And also lowhanging testes aren't up to much either.
Doesn't that depend on the tempeture?

I personally find low hangers to be hot, unless they're low enough to reach your knees (if that's even possible).

>>8596075
At least then you could swing them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier.

>>8596049
low hanging balls slap you when you're getting fucked, so that's a plus

>>8596066
Post pics of said balls

>>8594721
acid betty looks... good

>>8596198
I thought it was just a flaming faggot.

http://boards.4chan.org/hm/1556944

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>>8596204
oh thith ill give you flaming

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>>8596215
>>8596206
What in the hell is going on

>>8596245
anon is trying to link something
third time's the charm!

is wearing jock straps a red flag for guys?

>>8596254
absolutely

>>8596258
brb throwing away all my jockstraps and buying thongs.

>>8596262
hard to make that flat ass look plump with thongs sweetie
stick to them jockstraps

>>8595593
was he gross otherwise? like smelly, messy house?

>>8596254

a red flag that he's a good boy

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>>8589057
You all have no taste.

Should hbtq be renamed TBQH for memes?

Can I have a qt bf now please?

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>tfw almost 20 and never had a bf

I wish I was a normie gay

>>8596254
Does he play any sports?

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>>8597641
>Exactly the same
No you don't. Normie gays are shit.

>Be cubmode and physically attracted to bear/cubmode bodies
>All other gays remotely close to my age that I know are femmy twink4twinks
>Want a wholesome, intellectually stimulating relationship
>All other gays remotely close to my age that I know are vapid and appearance driven, wanting either short term relationships or hookups
>Most of my interests don't really align with gay stereotypes
>All other gays remotely close to my age that I know are flamboyant little shits
>Etc.
Is the universe trying to tell me something?

>>8597641
wut?
I didn't even look for one until I was over 20

>>8596614
>meme division
>radiomeme
>death memes
>neutral meme hotel
>meme floyd

lol yah really original go back to /mu/

>>8596614
this is so archetypal /mu/ that i'm wondering if it's bait

>tfw kinda have a foot fetish
>tfw every homo thinks it's weird

>>8597803
p-post your sexy footie anon..

>>8597851
no u xoxo

>>8597706
Were you slutting it up before then?

>>8597673
>Be cubmode and physically attracted to bear/cubmode bodies
>Want a wholesome, intellectually stimulating relationship
lmao

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Whatever happened to rugby?

>>8598095
dude he died earlier this year can you stop spamming that image it's mad disrespectful

>>8598095
nobody cares.
He left and that's all that matters.

>>8598095
went to jail for showing his junk and ass to little kids

>>8597641
>tfw almost 26 and never had anything
stop whinging

>>8598095
She moved to Idaho or someshit and became even fatter

>>8589057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTFtOOh47oo&app=desktop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUj0otkJEBo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z18eMqK9BMM

The rest of you are way too try hard with your music, it screams desperation. Honestly.

>>8598427
>she
Dead

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>>8589057
What music do I liston to...?
How about 3DS Music Park/Melody Motorway?
I'm a fucking freak

>>8598437
you chose the worst possible songs for each of those artists
congrats

does anyone actually get a bf on grindr? is it even worth trying? hard mode is that i'm 22 and into guys in like their 50's / 60's, but who are successful and not creepy. all the old guys looking for younger men on grindr are like divorced uber drivers who say weird shit like "wow.. 22..... so innocent.. sexy"

>>8598510
>and into guys in like their 50's / 60's, but who are successful
So, sugardaddies?

kys golddigger

>>8598525
I mean I don't want them to buy me shit I just prefer men who are successful. I'm on a professional track myself (pursuing a PhD) so I'm not really going to mesh with a high school dropout that much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYEdk2H0gHw
>>8598510
>grindr
Eww.

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>>8598525
come on now
golddigger is an acceptable career path for the very lovely

>>8598510
>>8598542
I've met some doctors on Grindr, but n they were all young.

Pretty much only gross dudes even they're over 40.

You're probably better off getting some other venue.

>>8598510
That relationship won't last... mainly because they'll die in 20-30 years...
Go for someone your age, enjoy growing together, and get more years of oldmode out of each other.

>>8598628
idk what the hell is wrong with my brain but for some reason I really only find older men sexually attractive :T

>>8598638
that's fairly common
there is nothing wrong with your brain
older men represent fatherly love and security which many of us never had before

>>8598510
>bf on grindr
is this what they're calling it these days
smdh can never keep up

>>8598510
>he wants to be a gold digger, wants em ready to die and wealthy
>but thinks he's morally superior to gold diggers so he tries to rationalize it as just wanting someone 'successful'
kek

>>8598638
Young bears and hairy guys exist...

>>8598648
>fatherly love and security which many of us never had before
speak for yourself Tyrone

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>>8599230
I've only seen young white guys with daddy fetishes

I'm really big into metal, but I'm open to pretty much all music. I especially love trippy shit. I play bass

>>8598648
>fatherly love and security which many of us never had before
>>8599230
This

I've always had this and I'm still gay. Tyrone never had a father so everyone must not have one.

>>8595724
shelter if you haven't already watched

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Why are fags like this?

>>8600149
>not undermining religion by forcing them to accept us

>>8600149
christcucks are the worst

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>>8600149
>polycurious
>christian
LMAO, what a disgusting individual

>>8600149
He sounds like someone who uses the word problematic a lot.

>boyfriend makes me come first because he's speaking another language while arguing on the phone with his brother

he's dead meat

>>8600149
>180lbs
>Jock
I might still fuck him if he's fit.

>>8600309
I feel like you left out a few key details.

Does anyone like cumming first?

>>8600353
Im a bottom so I always cum first

>>8600353
>not cumming at the same time
I guess I just have an ability to cum when ever I want.

>>8600393
would you rather have tops cum first?
>>8600426
I've done this once without any timing and it was beautiful

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>trying to distance yourself from your best friend because you have a crush on him and he doesn't understand how much he hurts you on a daily basis

>>8600309
is this one of those 4chan spam bots

>>8600449
Does he know?
Or does he know you're gay?

Because if you do exactly what I did and follow every step I made, it'll ruin your life.

>>8600449
this is what I do to all guys I get too close to and is probably why I have only a few ugly "friends", and I refuse to become a trophy gay friend for girls

>>8600474
He knows of both me crushing and being gay.
When I say he doesn't understand how much he hurts me I mean that he is unconscionably hurting me.

>>8600488
>I mean that he is unconscionably hurting me.
yeah yeah I get all that been there done that blablabla.

Well if he does know it's eating you up from the inside and he's just living on his merry life then he might not be as best friend as you thought.
If he doesn't know how much he's unconsciously torturing you simply by having his gorgeous presence grace your field of vision, it might help to tell him how much it hurts that he'll never throw you on his bed and fuck you like a farm animal in heat.

Of course there's always the final solution (not that one) which is to get him drunk, suck his dick and have him aggressively break off all contact with you so you don't have to do it yourself, with the added consolation prize that his semen is now a part of you.

>>8600334
we were fucking, his phone rang and I made him answer it. it's not like there weren't that many gaps to fill in.

>>8600353
no, obviously. this was just a one off because he was determined to make it happen.

Music is for the weak

>>8600449
>tfw no best friend

>>8600568

why would you make him answer it ?

>>8600686
Yaas binch sleigh

>>8596603
Super late reply I know but he wasn't, nice neat flat, bedroom was a little messy but who's isn't? He was well dressed and looked fantastic

>>8595593

well you mixed up you're and your so you probably deserve it.

>>8595593
i cant stop laughing

>>8600700
because I think watching him try to function enough to answer a phone call while being dicked is hot. plus that sort of thing is just a turn on in general to me.

>>8601531

did he look cute ?

>>8601798
he always looks cute. he's one of those guys with a naturally adorable face who tries his best to cancel it out by scowling all the time but when we're fugging his expression get's all soft and melty. it's really adorable.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gixg45yKkfE

Another one

>>8601900

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m9ZfWr_KKFQ

You gay's know you like this real shit

You wouldn't know what to do with a real man like me.. I'm not like all these little boys you mess around with..

Yeah...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I8U4PlABwMI

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>>8601837
That sounds nice

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Why are there [trans]women on Grindr?

>>8602264
Because Grindr is for guys looking for guys

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Post what you're currently listening to!

>>8602650
Old men talking at work

>>8602650

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6M8X8kZ6fD0

>tfw no dick in my mouth RIGHT NOW

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What sex things can I do with my bf that aren't buttsex?

>>8603081
Go outside and visit stuff, walks, play games, do spontaneous trips.

>>8602264
there are even cis women on grindr looking for their gbf
grindr wont do shit about it

what are you supposed to reply when they ask
>What are you into [when it comes to sex]?
uhhhh I don't know, the usual? hmm? dunno. nope, no idea

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Damn, that's quite frustrating to be ghosted (on grindr) as soon as I show my face pix... welp, it's time to lower my standards even more...

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Why are gays all shallow and untrustworthy? It's like they leap at the chance to be offended or cause drama over nothing or they just view people as entertainment to discard when someone they can use better comes along. You can't trust them with anything.

I thought having gay friends would mean I'd have someone to connect with and relate to about things I couldn't with my straight friends. Turns out they're all just shitty and unlikable. I probably am too.

Gay cure when?

>>8603610
What's your story, anon?
I think a lot of my straight friends trust me with their shit. There's a yoke to masculinity, and I think around gay men straight men don't feel the need to compete to put on that masculine air.

>>8603081
Frotting, bjs, nipple play, good old fashion smooching. You can find ways to make that fun.
Last night my bf and I tried blindfolding. Me in a blindfold trying to fulfill his drive, only using my sense of touch to navigate his body. It was good, would recommend to anyone new to kinks.

>>8595169
haha ^^,
idk if twink lel

>>8602650
https://youtu.be/Cio5P-VE-CM
Everything is gay and nothing hurts
Perfect Euro pop

>>8603566
always reply first
>no piss, no scat, no animals, no meth
then describe what you like the most, your own depraved kinks (eg."I like to crossdress as an apache helicopter"), if you top or bottom, etc.

>>8603568
I just meet people in dark places like clubs.

But to each person I say I'm new in town and always meet at the same bar. My friend is a bartender there and in on it

>>8603568
>>8603610
>Damn, that's quite frustrating to be ghosted (on grindr) as soon as I show my face pix
>Why are gays all shallow and untrustworthy?
Anon you're ugly get over it

>>8603568
i'm a dumbass what does ghosted mean? a bunch of people block you and don't see you pop up to clear you from their app?

>>8603081
h o l d i n g h a n d s

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>>8604066
Damn, you got me. Gays really aren't shallow and stupid as fuck.

If you even read my post you'd know I was talking about friends too, but I doubt your average gay has the attention span for that.

>>8604090
This desu, never tried any apps

>>8604090
>>8604172
Ghosted is when someone simply stops responding. It could be via an app, text, chat whatever.

>>8604090
They just don't care enough to reply by "i'm not interested anymore": blame laziness, short attention span & cowardice for that.

>>8604149
Why would I bother reading trash from uglies online? LOL
Serious autism taking this all so seriously no wonder you're unlovable.

>>8604202
Honestly after enough guys screaming at you calling you shallow or being passive aggressive about it, is just the easy way out. There's no right answer.

>>8604195
I thought it's when you cum and nothing comes out

>>8589397
Don't

>>8604195
Oh, I see. I've never had that happen from a face pic. I just had some guy block me when he realized we had nothing in common, rather than ending the convo politely. I figured maybe he just didn't feel like seeing me on the app so he uses the block button basically to cross people off the list.

>he's a self-hating white gay man
:vomits:

New thread:

>>8604845
>>8604845
>>8604845
>>8604845
>>8604845

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>>8589057
I mostly stick to the Hip-Hop genre since I grew up with it but occasionally I listen to other genres too like electronic, pop, or rock.

>Mfw every homo asks who's my fav pop or drag race artist when I all I listen to is borderline homophobic and transphobic music

>>8604516
>he's white
:spits on his face: