/gaygen/ Gay General: Pets Edition

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My dog is actually the cutest. Border corgi

>>8604867
>Border corgi
>corgi

>>8604897
what kind of sheltered life do you lead where you have never heard of mixed breed dogs?

>>8604867
Border collie is more like it anon. Jesus get your dogs right

>>8604845
cats > dogs

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>>8605041
Otters>dogs>fish>lizards>cats

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>8604845
I have four doggos -- a black Labrador, a German shepherd, a chihuahua/corgi mix, and a doggo whose breed I don't even know.

>>8604867

snap, i have a border collie/alsatian cross

i'll get a pic up later, but i've also got fish tanks so i'm cool with any kind of pets, if a guy is an animal lover it's a bonus

is that a blue croc in that cute dog pic?

>>8605041
t. bisexual and/or tranny

Wait didn't we just have a pets edition??

>>8605067
I'm reading yaoi rn :3

Who wants to listen to music with me?

openly gay men are the worst, as shallow as women. In the closet gays are the comfiest, prove me wrong.

>>8605161
>>8605182
I want to sound both of you with a soldering iron

>>8605067
let me guess: 4 dogs, 0 boyfriends?

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>>8605206
>Hey you wanna go out and enjoy life?
>Nah can't I'm to busy wallowing in my self hatred

Me don't fucking think so sis

>>8605217
I think that plan is fundamentally unsound.

>>8605079
both tbqh you got me

>>8604845
Want to get a dog at some point in the near future. My family has decided that Italian Greyhounds fit in with all our lifestyles the best at the moment.

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I love my cat. I like animals in general.

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PLS R8

>>8605220
I have tons of boyfriends -- 30 to be exact. Here they are!

Best way to lose weight and make gains?

>>8605246
wew, I am great at this. I even said 'and/or', with the 'and'.

>>8605328
Excerise and eating right.

>>8605328
Lifting+Cardio+correcting you diet.

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>>8605288
how good is Mob Psycho 100? better than OPM?

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>>8604845
Another picture of my cat.

>>8605288
some major qts here

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>>8605358
Name?

t. friendly passing lesbian

>>8605328
This >>8605352
In more detail:
>Lift heavy - if you can make it past 6 reps on a set, the weight's too light
>Lift fast - your entire training set (3-4 days a week) should last no more than 1 hour
>Run regularly to assist with fat loss (with gains, you will actually gain weight, so measure loss of fat) - do this bit before you start lifting
>Eat the right food - a decent amount of carb (~35% of the diet) with elevated protein intake should do the trick, plus lots of fibre and water (or pure tea; no juice or shit)
>>Also, a good dose of protein from a protein shake no more than 15 minutes post-exercise helps a lot

>Sleep lots for growth hormone
>Don't overtrain or train 2 days in a row
>Don't miss muscles - lats, triceps, obliques, brachialis, and everything in the forearm can be easily forgotten for biceps and pecs
>Gains are slow and take time and effort, so stick with it

>>8605368
Rodeo. Not the name I picked, but he was called that at the shelter. I didn't bother picking a new one since he had lived there most of his life. I don't care anyways, I think it's a cute name.

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>>8605358
Cute.

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who's /piglet/ here?

>>8605337
what's your guess for me??

>>8605386
Very cute, and original too. I worked at a high-intake shelter for 8ish months and don't remember seeing any cats with that name pass through.

Take care, gaybros.

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>>8605288
This is my boyfriend rn

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baby gay here in first non-hookup relationship I'll make this as short as possible:

got stellar roommate. we don't hang out but we're both clean polite and friendly to each other.

up until now idk if he knew I was gay. new bf is obv gay.

should I low-key acknowledge this in passing next time new bf comes over? Like idk how much of my discomfort is me projecting small-town homophobia on him but id like to sit on couch and watch a movie with bf or cook him dinner and shit.

he's fit af and I'm a bit worried he'll get defensive like worried I'm interested in him or some shit. but he's 30 years old professional so I'm sure he's dealt with lgbt people, he seems friendly and mature so hopefully he doesn't give a fuck things aren't awkward

please teach baby gay how to deal with roommate

do you bring up the fact youre gay to potential roommates? It feels fucking awkward af like shoving it in their face, but if you don't you get stuck in this situation. Please help.

accept pics of my rescue dogcat as payment, and embarassing story

>first real gay date
>not sure how to say goodnight
>give the dude a handshake fml
>doesn't call me back

>>8605391
Anon I'm not a circus act! I can't just perform like that, it takes a flash of insight to reveal these things to me!

I guess bi and 50/50 on cis/mtf.

>>8605383
>if you can make it past 6 reps on a set, the weight's too light
I'd disagree with this. Especially if it's isolation/assistance work.

>>8605073

I knew someone would say it lol yes that's one of my mother's many crocs

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>>8605355
I absolutely love it! Mob Psycho 100 is one of my favorite series and I definitely think it's better than One Punch Man, which I thought was great too. The animation and visuals alone make the anime worthwhile, but the plot, choreography, and characters make Mob Psycho 100 especially great. That it's full of cute boys is a plus.

I also recommend you read the webcomic. Many people say the art is bad, but I think the paneling and expressions do a fantastic job at conveying emotion and movement.

>>8605355
No. But close.

>>8605420
Fuck off, normal.

>>8605473
i fucking wish dude

i have no goddamn idea what I'm doing I feel like an alien trying to pass as a human

Looking is a pretty good show, but why is everyone a fucking degenerate in this show.

>>8605483
Fuck off, normal.

>>8605513
San Francisco

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>A mascfag gives me shit for having fashion magazines
>couldn't even tell me the quarterback of our state's cutback l football team

>>8605594
american football is complete garbage and you're filth for liking such a shit sport, but in all honesty all americans and american products are garbage as well

>>8605610
What a tiredass excuse for not knowing something like that.

>>8605594

football is shit though why would anyone care

>>8605446
thx for the rec!
If the manga is ahead of the anime, I'll read it too.

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my cat always looks mean haha

>>8605420
clean your BadDragon sextoys while your roomate is here: I'm sure he'll get the hint :^)
(or you can tell him if any lbgt-related topic is brought into the conversation. Don't you have any Pride flag hang to your wall or some other gay shit?)

cute kitty btw

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>>8605743
Not having their eyes wide just means they're calm. Undilated pupils too. Your cat isn't mean, they are just untroubled.

>>8605845
this cat's fantastic. i'd give him little kisses on the head. 10/10

>>8605962
She went missing for a few days recently and now I'm scared to let her out again since I might lose her.

>>8606045
Dude, that sucks. I just lost my cat so I understand the feels.

>>8606134
I've heard the trick is to put some extremely smelly fish outside your door. It'll attract all kinds of animals to your house but hopefully one of them will be your cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyIjoiANkOo

>>8606151
I meant he died.

>>8606134
I'm sorry for your loss.

>>8605743
That's an impressive resting bitch face.

>>8606045
Indoor-only lifestyle is 1000% safer for cats, and they aren't any unhappier than free-roaming cats if you put in the effort to make their environment stimulating and enriching. Harness-training and outdoor enclosures are always an option if you still want them to be able to enjoy the outdoors.

>>8606204
Ah. I should say, some cats ARE unable to adapt to indoor-only lifestyles, especially if they've been raised as free-roamers from an early age. The vast majority of cats adjust fine, though.

>>8606178
Are you >>8606198

>>8606215
Nope, I'm a 100% dude who likes to fuck other dudes.

>>8606204
She's been an outdoor cat for years and I can't really trust everyone here to keep the doors and windows shut so she doesn't escape. That would be an option if she was still a kitten, but she isn't.

>>8606231
Tough break. At least get her microchipped if she isn't already. It's a one-time fee of ~$30 that will allow animal control, shelters, vet clinics, etc. to see that you're her legal owner in the case that she's picked up by someone else.

>>8606238
She's microchipped. But I have no idea why she got lost before. So if I let her out now it might just happen again.

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So i've been having a lot of fun dating people 'below' my league.
Usually the kind with low self esteem or mental illness, too.

I find them to be great since they tend to overcompensate, and latch on to you like flies on fliepaper, no matter how shit you treat them.

I had one where he 'loved' me so much he let me bareback him despite saying he wanted to use protection, another one where he rimmed me nonstop for ages, and I've even made one use a dildo strapon instead of his own dick.

I'm considering going for one over the long term as a relationship, and then really milk it for as much as I can.
I am also super into bdsm, so I can easily make them wear a mask during sex.

I kind of want to be with someone so obsessed with me that I can literally cuckold him. Ive already had a relationship where I told him I fucked other people but I want to do something where I straight up cuckold them, neglect them, and even make them be in chastity.

Should I go for it? I mean I won't even really be sacrificing anything, since I can just date people Im actually attracted to on the side anyways.
I just really like the idea of seeing how far I can take something like this in the long term.

So I'm 18 and I met a guy off of Grindr. We get on really well, but the only thing really is the age difference. He's 26. I personally don't think it's a big deal, and he doesn't seem to mind either. It's never felt predatory or anything.

Do you guys think that such an age difference can work with an actual relationship?

>>8606781
You asked this question last week, the answer is the same, stop being a paedophile and stop rephrasing this question to try and hide your wanton child lust

>>8606781
Literally no one cares that your sexual deviation is a bit more deviated than other fags

>>8606722
You should go for the helium tank, but I feel sorry for your parents.

>>8606781
As long as both parties are 18+ then whatever

>>8605430
>cis bi
you have a gift anon!

>>8606781
it's ok, at least you're not >>8606722

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I have been blatantly flirting with a guy at work and he just now realized I'm gay and is actually taking up my implied offer of sucking him off but we are both being coy about it and it is fucking hot. I saw him in his underwear today and he asked if they looked good or he should retire them and I said "retire them. Now" with a huge grin and my fingernails at the edge of my mouth.

Then the hottest thing came tonight. We were standing outside, we were the only two there and we talked for a good while while I crouched on my heels with my back pressed up against the wall and he captain Morganed on a crate and walked around me with his dick right at my eye level. He kept saying stuff "sucked" or "blew" it was the only adjectives he used and then I would use them too all the while having this smirk on my face. I haven't caved in yet though but he did get me to say I'm a bimbo :]

>>8605226
Kino gays are those that aren't either self hating autists or "slay yassss" queens that make being gay their sole identifying trait.

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Pls say something nice about my degus thanks

>>8606997
Yes, they are cute little fluffies.

>>8606997
what's their name?
they're cute [spoiler]like you :3[/spoiler]

>>8606997
10/10 would gently pat.

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>>8607011
Wowow thank u anon

Their names are george and lenny! They like to eat pumpkin seeds

Here's lenny sitting on my boardgame tower because I let him run around on my desk and he immediatly decided to try and climb down to my floor -_-

>>8606975
I only terms like terms like that if I know I can get a rise out of people.

But Trixie Mattel is my dragfu

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>>8606997
I think you might have an infestation on your hands.

>>8607102
>Low iq moron thinks they're rats
Ok

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>be 23yo gay dude
>meet adorable 19yo gay dude
>he's everything I've ever wanted
>compassionate as heck
>remarkably intelligent
>unbelievably cute (seriously never thought I'd get to date a guy like him)
>be several dates in, having an amazing summer romance (& he goes to school nearby yay)

In the past couple days I've reached the point of questioning if this is too good to be true, and how long it can go on for. We've both established that we truly enjoy each others' company and all that, but I think he's eventually going to realize he can do better.

>be mildly damaged war veteran
>he's in a far better school than I ever went to, acing all his classes
>I've never had any complaints or insults about my looks, but he's legit one of the cutest guys I've ever seen. Could have his choice of dudes.

Self-doubt is a bitch, gaybros.

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>>8606997
adorable, would cuddle
>and the degus are cute too

>>8607158
he likes you and you enjoy being with each other
if he's a decent person (which he sounds like) he won't go ditching you for someone else
>at least you've gotten that far

>>8607158
Well he's clearly seen something he likes, and if he's a good guy he'll probably figure out how to deal with the damage if it ever becomes a problem

Just enjoy your qt

>>8606957
Sounds fun.
>>8607158
Fuck him within an inch of his life. He won't leave if the sex is amazing.

>>8607158
nothing lasts: enjoy your qt as long as possible [spoiler]then mourn him for the rest of your life once he's gone[/spoiler]

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Had a cat since I was 4 years old. Doctor had to put him to sleep :((.
Each time I came home from school he was there welcoming me.
Know a cute guy who's apparently straight who is really into cats. Liked that.
Cleaning up was not that nice though.
Definetely brings life toyour apartment.
not him btw

>>8605383
>lift heavy

Maybe I'm just lazy or not that into lifting, but I just make sure I can lift my body weight plus 10-15% of it (25% if I was ambitious).

I don't want to look like a superjacked mongoloid anyway, and I'm already a big guy so being able to lift my body weight plus more isn't easy.

>Run regularly to assist with fat loss (with gains, you will actually gain weight, so measure loss of fat)

What if you find running to be the most boring shit in the world? I think you can substitute this for jogging or power walking up and down a hill, incline, or hiking trail. So long as you get your heart rate up. This also has the benefit of toning your ass and legs.


To this list I would also add:

>stretching/calisthenics/yoga etc :

Lots of guys overlook the importance of flexibility, especially when looking to build muscle mass. As a result it literally becomes uncomfortable to exist encased in all that muscle but with all that added strain and stress on your skeletal system from the muscle tension. Making sure to remain agile is key to staying comfortable as you train.
>>Also, a good dose of protein from a protein shake no more than 15 minutes post-exercise helps a lot

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>>8605206
There's nothing comfy about being out nor in the closet.
Schrodinger's Gay is best.

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>>8605383
yeah that's right just put a shit ton of weight on via eating to many carbs and train to fast so you rip your skin to shit and probably injure your arm

>>8607545
>Maybe I'm just lazy or not that into lifting, but I just make sure I can lift my body weight plus 10-15% of it (25% if I was ambitious).
>I don't want to look like a superjacked mongoloid anyway, and I'm already a big guy so being able to lift my body weight plus more isn't easy.
Wot
>>8607545
>What if you find running to be the most boring shit in the world?
I personally do a lot of reading on a stationary bike for cardio.

How long should sex last ideally?
What would you consider too short and too long?
and how much of that time is foreplay and the actual peen in butthol?

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>>8607782
>How long should sex last ideally?
Between 10 and 40 minutes.

>What would you consider too short and too long?
Less than 6
More than 60

>and how much of that time is foreplay and the actual peen in butthol?
60/40

>>8607782
10-30
under 2 - over 40
80 fp 5 anal 15 post rape care

>>8607782
This >>8607829 is actually pretty accurate.
Some might go as long as 45-50 minutes, if you've got a good mix of foreplay.
And of course if you're really into kinky play and just generally extended sessions, you can make a real event of it.

>>8607782
30 seconds

Ever since I managed to fist myself I have not felt any need to find a new boyfriend.
Did I win?

>>8608461
Your manicurist won.

>tfw 4 more days of vacation left

It's been a ton of fun, but I'm ready to get home, it feels I've been gone a month when it's only been 15 days. Also feet hurt.

Can you ever be friends with an ex who cheated on you? It's been 4 months since we broke up, and he wants to be friends but I can't stand being around him.

>>8608654
>I can't stand being around him.
Why bother trying?

>>8608669
Because as cheesy as it is. I still love him.

>>8608688
>>8608654
You're a fucking mess girl.

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>>8608698
I've started hitting the gym and feel good about myself. I just haven't let that one little shred of hope die yet.

I have returned!

>>8607537
>Know a cute guy who's apparently straight who is really into cats. Liked that.
<3

I am not proud of it but I drowned one of my brother's cats in a bog after it would not quit scratching my stuff

I was fine with his other cat though and she still lives.

>>8608888
Please consider suicide.

>>8608961
I think people overvalue cats. Every time a cat has a litter, 4/5 of the kittens are killed straight away. Do you cry over them being killed too?

Cats are pests. They are cute pests, but they are pests.

Can any gay friends tell me how to talk to guys on grindr?

I'm not 'gay' but I just need to fuck a man. Therefore I don't have a profile pic because I want to be discreet. Should I send a face pic straight away when I start convos?

Help an autist out.

>>8609013
There are 7 billion humans on the planet.

I think people overvalue people.

>>8608888
cats are overrated as fuck quads confirm
pets in general are really overrated and people go apeshit if you suggest so
same with kids but that's not as controversial post-90s

>>8609028
From my experience I'd like a discreet guy to send me pics when I ask for them. That includes a face along with what ever you're going to be using if you fuck. Just let them know you're discreet and shit and 99% of us keep it on the down low. If I'm with friends and one of you discreet guys is really good I'll tell them I had really good sex with a guy.

>>8609036
I absolutely agree. Overpopulation is a huge problem especially in developing countries yet few people dare to even propose a solution to it.

>>8609028
>Not gay
>NEEDS to fuck a man
Not even a wee bit huh?

Anyway send pics when they're asked for, generally people are going to want a face pic at some point and probably dick/body pics as well

Protip don't put discreet in your bio, it screams a mixture of repressed and/or cheating, if they bring up lack of profile pic just make up some shit about work colleagues/family members also using it and you would rather they didn't know what you're into, but don't bring it up if they don't

>>8609028
have a good profile pic with what you're working with
be upfront let them know you have no problem sending images if things get 'serious' (aka you two are actually going to meet within a week-ish)

>>8609111
Then why don't you propose one?

>>8609146
sterilise a lot of africans and asians

>>8609173
middle easterners and africans are a huge problem, they gotta stop having babies
its kind of funny that even mentioning this made a bunch of inbred americans scream hitler @ macron

>>8609146
Lace the food supply with MtF HRT.

Asians and Africans make the best ladyboys anyway, the world will not mourn the mass sterilization of billions for long when the orgies start happening.

Broke up with the long term boyfriend of 2 years last week, dreading dating/hookups again. i just wanna skip to the banter and cuddles :(
anyone else sadposting?

>>8609489
Take some time off. I haven't dated anyone in 4 months since I found out my bf of 2 years was cheating on me. I'm not even hooking up

>>8609489
If the worst thing about your life is the fact you've just broken up with someone, that's pretty fuckin gr8 desu

>>8609523
im not gonna post on lgbt about my money issues, shit career, terrible family life etc.
just wanna vent about this - my pain doesnt invalidate yours friend
>>8609502
could be an idea, cant help but think id be missing out on an opportunity to meet someone though - idk maybe a break would be good

>>8609489
>dreading dating/hookups again
Why getting to fuck hot people is the perk of everyone a relationship.

>>8609534
>im not gonna post on lgbt about my money issues, shit career, terrible family life etc.
but you're going to about your love life?
ok werk
>my pain doesnt invalidate yours friend
this wasn't the implication, the implication was that perspective often times helps others but I can see now why you're alone babe

>>8609534
That's what I'm doing. I'm just now hooking up now. Just take some time man. Break ups are shit

>>8609541
:( maybe posting here was a mistake

>tfw heart skipping a beat because I'm going to have gay sex for the first time with my bf

Oh fuck... what a progression from closet case homophobe to full on submissive muscle sub bottom

Oh god oh god oh god :DDDDDDDD

I'm going to have sex with a man!

>>8609552
It's just one guy being a dick.
>>8609557
>muscle sub
Pics or it didn't happen

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>https://youtu.be/b9ZGscuVC8I
>tfw crush doesn't get the reason I sent him this is because I feel like the lyrics are about him

>>8609975
>paying attention to lyrics
gayyy

>>8604845
>>8604845
I hate my life because I had a bf for 3 years but he left me for someone else and although I hate to admit it he seems genuinely happier with that guy than he ever was with me, and I've spent the last 2 years trying and failing to make connections with guys because I'm this manlet who looks 12 despite being 22 and who's also really annoying

>>8610049
What do you do that's annoying?

Also post pics, manlets are qt.

>>8610049
>manlet who looks 12
Mmmmm...

>>8610186
idk just the way I am comes across as annoying without trying to be

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>go on grindr
>keep getting messaged by 50 year old grampas who want to fuck
>they even go as far as offering me money for it
I hate all you cunts with your daddy issues, why do old men think they have a chance to fuck a 22 year old?

>>8610952
Because once in a while they get lucky I suppose. Alternatively they're just dumb.

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>>8611209
I blame twinks desu they normalized the daddy shit

>>8604845

Healthy guys with no mental issues don't own pets.

Guys who own pets tend to use them as a crutch...
they've formed a co-dependent relationship with their pet and it's sad.

How do I get a bigger ass?

Actually embarrassed to bottom cuz my ass isn't that great.

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>>8610952
>>8611260
Your loss bb. More daddies for me.

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>>8611632
you just jelly

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>>8611725
lunges & squats really work (but you have to do hundreds of them daily)
or implants

>>8609126
>>8609124
>>8609092

I don't have problems with sending pics its the actual talking that I'm having trouble with... I get ghosted quite a lot and it's frustrating especially when I find someone I like.

I also have problems like cigarette burns on my body (self-harm) and acne on legs/ass.

Would this be a problem? I feel like a lot of guys would be turned off by that, especially considering how important the physical element is for guys in terms of attraction. I'm not unattractive but my body is pretty fucked up

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>>8611725
Squats and lunges.
>>8611880
>but you have to do hundreds of them daily
If you're doing body weight maybe. But if you lift heavy you can get a big butt doing legs 1-2 times a week.

>>8612008
Scars wouldn't bother me. Acne would though. Look into a skin care regime.

>>8612022
Yeah I'm looking into it, at least that can be solved.

my profile is pretty bare, it just has my age (Grindr). I get ghosted pretty much straight away, so I was wondering if updating my profile a bit or sending a face pic straight away would avoid this?

>>8612037
Yeah. Having a picture on your profile definitely helps. More information is good to, it gives conversation starters.

>>8612050
Well I'm not out so i can't have a picture of myself on my profile, that's why I was asking if I should send one before I even start a convo to people I like on there.

What do you think?

I keep on switching between horny and desiring a bit of casual sex and this passionate, anti-casual-sex drive to find a bf, fall in love, and live happily with him, and I'm not sure which one would be the right one to follow.
Should I continue to hold on to my elective kissless, handholdless virgin status and keep looking for a bf, or give in to my periodic carnal desires and hook up with a guy or two?

>>8612017
Do you heavy lift? can you tell me how much do you lift to have big thighs/butts? bodyweight is just boring at this point

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>>8612059
Do a torso pic then. It's unlikely aboutthree will recognize you without your face.
>>8612100
It depends a lot on hieght and genetics. But generally once you start squatting around 2pl8,(100kg/225 lbs) you should have a nice booty. 3pl8+ is better though.

>>8612133
welp, time to hit the gym & lift seriously
(super nice booty if that's you)

Whats a good dating site/app whatever, to find LTR?

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>breeders get gf easily
>i cant get bf
fuck u breeders

How do we take our board back from all the trannies?

>>8612059
lol what are they going to do? They're on grindr too.

>>8612259
plz halp, so alone

>>8612374

Bring back every old fag, force them to post and get rid of the discord.

>>8612367
>>breeders get gf easily
I'm bi and this is wrong.

>>8612374
Why would you want to?

>>8612367
>tfw women can get any cute straight guy they wish and abuse the shit out of his wallet and patience
>tfw no straight bf to treat with kindness and love

>>8612732
>tfw no str8 bf to rescue from the evil clutches of the vaginal jew

>>8612374
by giving them their own board to shit all over the place in, It'd probably attract more upstanding gays and lesbians back
mlp has it's own board ffs

>>8612732
>>8612825
these, so much. why can't i be a girl?

>>8613027
Because you were born superior, revel in it, or go to one of the sixty mental illness threads, plz.

>>8613035
;_;

>>8613035
Wouldn't it be cool to have an anal uterus for my hypothetical husband to impregnate
Haha think about that guys

Haha

>>8613059
i don't want anal though

>>8613089
Go. To. The. Tranny. Board.

If you want to be a girl, and you want to have a pussy, WHY are you posting in a forum about gay males?

>>8613097
i'm a male and i want to date a male

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>>8611767
with his nose pushed up like that making his nose seem a bit bigger and wider makes him look like John Krasinski.

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here have a cute animal

>Outed to my friends by refusing to go to a strip club after being forced to go countless times before
>cut them out of my live after a while
>find out another guy came out to them for the same reasons

Why do strip clubs suck so much?

>>8614320
If your friends are normies and don't know that you like boys they'll just assume you're into the same shit they are. It's what usually happens.

>>8614349
I get that but it's kind of dumb to spend money on that kind of stuff, especially when you're forced to go. I've been to a gay strip club once too and wasn't into it either

>>8614359
I agree with you, it does seem pretty pointless, it's just a night club with dancers. Though I've never been to one cause I usually bail whenever people propose dumb shit like that

>>8614206
That's how noses work, m8. It would've stabbed the dog if it didn't change shape.

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>>8614398

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All hail to Your grace, Pademelonia!

>>8606722
tfw
>>8605206
I cant

tfw have the urge to kill

>>8616112
keep yourself safe

>>8606722

Do you know that legally, if I killed you, *i'd* go to jail? Crazy, innit?

You're probably just edgelording, but wow, that's some sick shit.

Rate this tinder bio
>Because I can't boyfriend myself

>>8616326
Plead gay panic.

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>>8616112
Don't forget to have fun

>>8616327
6/10

>>8606722
Jesus m8. Just find a guy who's already into those things. If you look you can find 8/10+ sub/cuck bfs.

Unless you're also an uggo.

>>8616518
Decent enough, I hear confidence is sexy

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>>8606722
>/gaygen/ believes stories like this posted by furry sociopaths

Shame on all of you.

Good site to get BF? Anyone know?

>>8610952
sorry m8 but I gotta put up with guys my own age sending me dick pics when I'm only into men in their 50's so the feeling's mutual

>>8609036
how to spot a sociopath 101

>>8616599
4chan is a surprisingly successful place for some people. Speaking of which...

T O R O N T O

>>8616675
dirty shwa :O

>>8616680
I'm in Hamilton (send help)

Got a throwaway email or something?

>>8616581
It definitely depends on how your profile pic looks. Of you look average it sounds dumb, it you're hot it sounds witty.

>>8616692
And he never responded.

Lmao

>>8616787
Way too far to even bother, honestly. 3 hour drive? No thanks

>When you're not a habitual 4chan user and you see 'top' at the bottom of the screen and just absent-mindedly click it because 'yeah i'm a top'

>>8616971
I love writing a post and then clicking Submit to post it.

>>8617001

That fucks with me a bit actually. You know, the bdsm websites don't have 'submit' on any of the buttons? When I realized that I thought it was hilarious, despite genuinely appreciating it.

>tfw been on vacation for 17 days and really want to fuck my bf

>>8617278
OK, here's what you do:
>Hold out
>Don't fap
>DEFINITELY don't cheat on him like a subhuman
>Just think about it every night
>Get back home
>Visit bf
>Pull him into a passionate kiss and fuck your desires out of your system with his consent

t. bf-less khv, you lucky sod

>>8617437

>implying I would ever cheat on him

I've had to wait as long as 3 weeks/a month before we could meet up again, also not gonna cuck my bf. Also I'm with a student group. I have fapped twice unfortunately, too many heated snaps and texts.

>>8617508

Also meeting up wednesday after I get home, gonna do so many lewd things, I'm gonna ravage his ass.

>>8617517
>>8617508

Also might make some lewd webms and pics :3

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>be fat whole life
>try several times to lose weight but always half-ass it so limited success
>finally whole-ass it and drop weight surprisingly fast
>so fast I still feel like a fatty all the time
>have a full body mirror set up in living room and walk around naked and look at myself in mirror like 50 times a day and can only feel like a normal thin person while looking at myself and focusing really hard on my new body
>second I look away it's like I forget and I feel fat again
>when out in public I have to constantly remain mindful of my lack of weight and fight myself not to hold myself in my old shitty fatty introvert stooped over posture, and take normal confident strides instead of quick little stumbling ones
>feel paranoid that I look like a crazy person constantly fighting my own body to act normal

This is never going to end is it? I was a fatty for too long and now it's permanently imprinted on my brain...

>>8617550
I do the same thing but with bring skinny.
The other day I realized that I still open doors like I was a skelly. Namely swinging my shoulder back and putting my weight into opening heavy doors. I almost smash myself in the face with the door at the bank.

>tfw you have a boyfriend after trying to repress being gay

He makes me so happy

>>8618544
I fuckd you're boyfriend.

>>8618550
I'm the bottom though

>>8618591
In that case, dump that zero and get with a hero, babe.

Gottem.

>>8617278
Poor baby. Has to go 17 days without sex. How horrible for you.

Also fuck you.

>>8618544
I'm holding out hope I will eventually get to feel this feel
Where did you meet your bf?

>>8616675
doesn't venny live in toronto?

>Have very wispy eyebrows
>fill them in
>instantly get clocked that they're fake

I want thicc brows

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>>8618711
My man. No one else is going to care what your eyebrows look like. People will barely notice if you even have eyebrows. Eyebrows are not an important feature. Do not draw on eyebrows.

Alternatively wear these.

>>8618633
4chan


>>8618621
But I'd never leave him for anyone

He saved me from being a tranny

>>8618711
Don't use makeup you fucking idiot, you aren't a woman
>>8618730
>4chan
Only works in North American or LONDON
There's barely any faggots from Ireland on here

>>8618738
*America

>>8618738
Then hopping on the ferry and taking a train to Londo is the solution, my gaelic friendo.

>Tfw I'm the Scottish bottom and he's the English top

Mmmm colonial love

>>8618759
The fuck are you talking about. Scotland isn't a colony.

>>8618766
Yes we are, we are good obedient bottoms for master England

>tfw your slightly effeminate Scottish accent and his deep rich English accent go so well together

>>8618781
Och aye. Nae a accent as girly, ya ken.

>>8618812
Im a wee poofter remember

>>8618819
You cannot possibly be enough of a poof to make a Scottish accent girly.

Just try imagining someone reading Rabbie Burns and sounding girly. It can't be done.

>>8618838
I don't have a particularly strong brogue though

>>8618895
No excuses.

Also Scotland isn't a colony. That was my point. Hadrian's Wall wasn't just built for show, there were Scottish up in Scotland the whole time.

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I came very close to having a boyfriend and it was terrible.
Starting to think relationships are greatly overrated.

Think I'm probably going to stay single for a while now unless i meet someone particularly amazing

>>8618985
Didn't ask for your life story.

>>8618988
I mean nobody asked for anything from me, I thought id just say

>>8618994
If I don't get to talk about my personal problems with anyone then no one should be able to. We should all just sit in hateful stewing.

People still use this dump?
The discord is even worse being ran by a tranny.

>>8619168
I stop by every once in a blue moon but posting seems to be on a gradual downward slope. Oh well.

>>8619176

Sad to see it go.

Why does the discord group have a rules section when no one follows them?

>>8618819
>Tfw no wee bonny poofter

>you could be out RIGHT NOW having sex with a qt
what the fuck are you guys doing

>>8619019
you sound crazy pressed, sis

>>8619184
no one else is

>>8619442
>you'd have a gf, maybe even married, if you were straight

The fact I groped a drag queen tonight was a success for me

>>8619442
I'm 35. Going out and having sex with random guys is so fucking boring.
I'm currently working on improving myself as best as I can, so that I can finally start living the life I actually want to lead, and hopefully attract a guy along the way who's doing the same thing.

I already did all I needed to do today, now I'm just relaxing watching tv and talking bullshit online until bed.

I thought playing Dream Daddy would help me get through times when my bf and I were apart, and it helped a little, but now I'm through the whole thing and I just miss him more.

>>8605391
i really wanna eat it

Please help

I got a red itchy patch on my dick head. I think it's a yeast infection but I'm not sure. It's barely visible and I read it's not contagious. Do I meet with the guy I have planned a night with, still? I have a doctor's appointment but that will prob take weeks.

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>>8620159
Only guys who makes bread and doesn't shower everyday get yeast infection.

>>8616692
I'm not that guy but I go to school in Hamilton, you can email me at [email protected] if you want

Got really drunk at a party last night and kissed one of my straight best friends in front of my boyfriend as a joke. bf got kind of mad (in an understated way, so only i would notice) and then later my friend tried to kiss my bf "so he doesn't get jealous", which only made the situation worse...what do

>>8620504
Be an adult and figure it out

>>8620504
Take a machete to everyone's head

>>8620512
>>8620516
so you're advising against trying to go for a threesome?

>>8620520
Threesomes are sweaty and nasty. Dumb fantasy for breeders with a stale marriage

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>>8620527
>Threesomes are sweaty and nasty

>>8617550
What did you do to lose weight?

>>8620367
I'll interpret this reply as a yes

>tfw no guy is good enough for me
What do?

>>8620697
post face

>>8620644
Not that anon your replying to

But I would have an 1000 calorie diet and go to the gym and burn 1000 calories so I'm real terms I had zero calories for the day

>>8617550
>dyels
oh my

>tfw no muscle daddy bear to fuck my bp

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I have a good male friend who helped me get my life on track on numerous occasions and I consult him on pretty much everything I do with my life.

I'd like him to love me and fuck me but I don't want to tell him that because I risk losing a friend.

I wish I were a girl so I could just have his babies.

>>8620848
I wish I was a girl so I could just have a friend like that in the first place.

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Are there twinks who like other twinks or do I have to be bear/dad mode to find a twink?
I don't want to miss out on twink love

>>8621017
just saw someone with "fem4fem" on their profile on grindr so i guess if you live in a big enough city sure

what's hornet's niche again
i get grindr is the most popular, scruff or growlr is supposed to be for daddies/bears/whatever, jack'd is mostly blacks and latinos, hornet just seems to be there. i looked on my local hornet and i live in a big fucking city... it's just old ugly dudes. one guy had a gino digiannantonio haircut

>>8621017
Are you just a twink or a faggy trap bottom?

>>8620697
lower you standards

>>8620848
is he hetero?

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>>8621195
im a twink top

>>8620644
counted calories and exercised

>>8620734
that's terrible

>>8621251
Are you tall?

>>8621259
yes 6 ft

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>>8621263
>are you tall
>yes 6 ft

>>8621266
Then you are perfect! You can find and fuck a lot of twinks.

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>>8621266
6ft is tall in most places, and its tall where i live especially

>>8621272
Yeah in most non white places I guess.

>>8621278
Slavs are relatively short.

>>8621296
Proof? I'm 6'3.

>>8621236
>is he hetero?

Yeah I think so. He's only ever had girlfriends, though I don't think he's had one in a while (two or three years). Honestly he's a very private person and I don't know much about him despite having known him for eight years.

>>8621314
And I'm 5'4. Many russian guys aren't much taller (and some are even shorter) than me.

>>8621315
Does he know you're gay? There's a chance if he's in the closed, and knows you're a cocksucker, he'd come out to you. I'm like that personally.

>>8621329
I disagree, Russians especially are quite tall most of the time. It's just that Russia is a huge country, with lots of different types of mixed fake slavs that are manlets.

>>8621335
>lots of different types of mixed fake slavs
Why do fake slavs tend to be smarter?

>>8621315
>two or three years
>private
he won't refuse a good ol' succ

>>8621331
Yeah he knows I'm gay but never seemed to give a fuck.

He seems asexual more than anything to be honest, he never really talks about relationships much but I know he's had girlfriends and I've met one.

He's three years older than me at 28 and a university lecturer. I met him when I was at university and he was a TA.

>>8621345
How did you come to that conclusion?

>>8621389
Not sure how to help you anon? What's he like? Maybe I can act like him and take his spot.

>>8621411
People from the physical department of a top russian university look short on average.

>>8621447
But IQ isn't measured with physics.

>>8621477
There is a strong correlation.

>>8621516
Meant to say physical attributes, and there isn't a strong correlation.

>>8621529
Okay, then. I concede. I thought I was trolling a nazi.

New thread >>8621539

I just want to boast and talk about my boyfriend, all the time. I've become what I hate.

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>>8620848
I know this feel, anon. I met this guy about a year ago through another friend and we became pretty great friends. He's been super nice and supportive of everything I do and before I met him I never really had romantic feelings for a guy. But now I'm full blown gay for him and I got drunk a few weeks back and told him and he just said he's hetero.

feels bad. I wish I were a cute girl too so he could hold me.

>>8625223
that sucks indeed
what's the situation now? does he avoid you, or is he awkward?
>I never really had romantic feelings for a guy
I'm a bit confused: were you gay but only having physical attraction?
or were you straight? If the latter, do you consider yourself bi now, or still straight "with exceptions"?

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>my pussy

Not a communist, just like the design

Guys I can't fucking cum when I hook up with guys anymore. I thought it was just a one time thing but it happened again a few days ago, he was really fucking hot but jacking off next to him I just couldn't stay hard :( whats happening

disclosure: im a virgin

am i gay if i want to cuddle with a guy face to face and have our cocks touching

>>8624725
go away shakira

>>8626093
Yo, it happened to me last time (I stayed hard & edged for hours but couldn't cum), I'm pretty worried about next time tomorrow tbhqhddesu I assume it was just stress

>>8625401
We're still great friends, it's really like nothing ever happened. The first time I met him I considered myself bi cause I jacked off to traps and shit but that was it. But the first time I hung out with him my brain was like "he's cute" and the gay thoughts went from being about him physically to finding the little things he does cute or the way he talks is cute. Still consider myself bi but this is the first romantic attraction I've had to another guy.

>>8626357
>and the gay thoughts went from being about him physically to finding the little things he does cute or the way he talks is cute. Still consider myself bi but this is the first romantic attraction I've had to another guy.
I K T F
K
T
F
that sucks that for a 1st time, it ends with someone who can't mirror our feelings

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>>8621242
umm that not our guy