/gaygen/ - gay alien fish boy edition

cute things are cute

@8274990

»you«

>>8274990
>tfw ugly chinlet
>tfw I will never be this qt

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8275047
>tfw jawlet AND beardlet
either god hates me or he wants me to develop some sort of compensatory feature for being so fucking ugly

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>>8274990
Fuck off with your Yaoi shit.

>>8274990
wish i could read it without feeling like i want to kill myself since ill never meet qt's like that ever

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>tfw no /sci/ bf

>tfw no American husband

>>8275115
you leave yaoi boy alone

>>8275145
every thread?

>>8275145
>/sci/
>Studies suggest people with longer ring fingers are more attractive.
ummmmm

>>8275145
>tfw no /fa/ bf to go full fab 5 on you

>>8275035

NEWFAGS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8275151
i'm american
what country you from?
i would marry you if you want a green card and you will pretend to like me.
sex not necessary unless you want to.

>>8275151
iktf
except he has to be southern, with no political affiliation to either of the major two parties
ill also accept midwestern men

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>8275200
A Californian member of the Peace and Freedom Party, perhaps? California is south, and the Peace and Freedom Party is not a major party.

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How do I get rid of my body hair without injuries/red bumps/in-grown hairs? I'm italian hairy and a virgin when it comes to any sort of hair maintenance.

>>8275222
No thank u~

>>8275232
Highly recommend entering an oven and just toasting the hairs right off!

>>8275222
>California is south
Huehuehue

>>8275241
Jews > italians imo anyways~

>>8275232
The oven guy was joking, but a lighter actually works out well. Just do it since where will ventilated and shower after, burning hair stinks.

I've got a buddy that swears by it for removing ball hair too, but I'm not that adventurous.

>>8275265
for some reason people totally see a razor to their balls as acceptable but any other method as totally sketchy
oh well

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>>8275265
Wow, it's actually a thing.

>>8275306
I'm honestly tempted. I always cut my ball sack when trimming.

>>8275375
try different methods and see what works best for you

>>8275241
>>8275232

you're gorgeous.
don't listen to the haters.
try a depilatory creme like nair.

>>8275468
Um nigga even the file name says tumblr
How old is u

>>8275191
Not saying what country, because people will talk shit. Why do you say sex isn't necessary, are you not confident in yourself?

>>8275581
Not him, but loneliness probably.

Making fun of Slavs is just banter. Qt Slavs are qt.

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>tfw favorite band releases a new album
>mfw I'm losing my sanity over how good it is
>LEGIT SCARED OVER DYING FROM PLEASURE

>>8275696
What band?

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>>8275712
Dance with the dead, I'm dying, pls send help

>>8275736
Wait WHAT

I thought the song was dance with the dead and the band name was andromeda. No wonder I couldn't find anything

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>>8275748
Don't listen to their last album, I feel my soul drifting away
can't stop

>start new job a week ago
>ex helped me get job ( we stayed pretty good friends after the breakup, we weren't together that long )
>working on a production line so I'm around a couple of people
>see ex walk by
>wave and he waves back, shout something out to him although he doesn't hear me because it's loud as fuck in there
>guy next to me asks me how I know him
>say he's my ex bf
>for the last week he has been constantly bringing up stuff, making excuses to come talk to me, wont stop talking about how his ex girlfriend left him so he ' doesn't even care about women anymore '
>today he came over to help me since I was behind ( I'm new, it happens ) and constantly bumped into me and kept touching me ( shoulder touches, patted my stomach twice and kept mentioning how slim I was )
>he gives me his number and says he'll text me schedule since I got to leave 30 minutes early
>20 minutes after being home I get a text message asking me if I wanted to come over with a :) next to it

Why has being gay been so over sexualized that now every guy think you'll suck his dick just for the sake of sucking dick? This shit happens way too often with people I honestly couldn't give less of a shit about, if you're a bi curious guy on here please don't do this shit, I have to look back all the time and see this smug son of a bitch smiling at me, it's creepy and it's disgusting.

>>8275678
Sucks that he said I can pretend to love him, as if I can't actually love him and be grateful.

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>>8274990
>tfw no small blonde bf

>tfw no big hairy bf

>tfw no just like me bf

>>8275798
>>8275804
>tfw don't fit either of these and they're all anyone seems to want, me included

drop your sass

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>>8275762
mfw no gay coworker to harass with my bi-lust

>>8275762
What makes you think he just wants you to suck his dick?

>>8275772
If he's willing to import a husband to not be alone, chances are that he feels unlovable.

>tfw no ultra competitive bf that always wants to see how fast he can fuck the cum out of me

>>8275984
I mean, it's not that hard to qualify for being a lovable person. Just don't have STDs, don't smoke, don't do drugs, don't be obese, and have good hygiene.

just because i'm sitting here with nothing to do since my partner is away and the hospital sucks;

>that jellifying shiver when you slide yourself down on him and get nestled and ready to ride but then he grips your hips hard and holds you in place above him

>>8276009
>3 minutes 35 seconds!
>New record! High five bro!

>>8276031
Everyone's got different standards.

>>8276045
>High five bro!
he says with his hand still inside me
t o p b f

What are your thoughts on wigs?

>>8276075
its a no

>>8275762
>Why has being gay been so over sexualized
Ridiculous question. It's entirely based on sexuality.
If you mean "why do people assume gay guys are slutty" it's probably 'cause a lot of them are.
You could just tell him he's making you uncomfortable by being so forward.

>>8276031
>just don't do *all these things that are completely unrelated to personality* and you'll be loveable
dude what

>>8276112
How are they not related? If you choose to spread STDs and ruin people's health and nerves with drugs and cigs, or are unable to walk due to obesity, and fart during sex, then you have a shit personality.

>>8276112
The way you take care of yourself reflects on your personality. That said, most people are appealing to some people, you just can't be as picky.

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>when you've got that cockthirst but your current life situation has you planted firmly outside the reaches outside of a major city where you can let your wings fly and be easy at bars

>>8276146
>if you commit genocide you're a bad person
>therefore, if you don't commit genocide, you're a good person

>>8276188
>tfw scared to go to gay bars and have nobody to go with

>>8276195
Who are you quoting? Because that's not what I said.

>>8276188

ain't got no hide-away gay dives or anything?

>>8276196

you could also try some other, chiller, queer gathering
like a gay gaming group, or sports club

>>8276205
Or a hospital.

>>8276202
i'm just saying that your prerequisites for being lovable are extremely low

>>8276210

a terrible place for it, really
been trying for weeks

>>8276205
I live in Scandinavia. When I say I'm in a small town, it's a small fucking town. No, there aren't any gay dives, and the nearest """""""""""city"""""""" is two hours away by car.

>>8276196
I'm too scared to go out full stop if it makes you feel any better?

>>8276218
>tfw no one will fuck you with your colostomy bag on

>>8276217
Well everybody needs to be loved. Can't be too picky.

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>>8276244
need and can be are different things

>>8276252
Come on man, if someone gave you a free green card, and covered all the to be loved basics, wouldn't you love them?

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I want to kill myself, I'm so fucking introverted and anti-social, I literally only have 2 friends and they're introverts like me, I have no boyfriend, I've never been kissed, no one has ever even held my hands.

People always hit on me in the most aggressive of ways, I just want a fucking nice boyfriend who plays video games, watches anime and listens to music, I swear to god I don't even give a single shit about looks or money, I just want a boyfriend with the same interests as me and can sustain a fucking conversation, is that so hard? I'm starting to think I'll be a fucking lonely virgin forever....
>pic related, me, Mediterranean, 5'4", skinny and 20 years old, also, a virgin

>>8276223

oh fuck, man
how'd you get stranded way the fuck out there??
That sucks.

>>8276240

i actually finally got my wound drain tubes pulled out today!
You know, getting dicked with those in could be potentially disasterously painful, but i still wanted to try
oh well

>>8276267
>20 years old and crying about this
you are objectively a highly desirable person
join a dating website, you can at the very least find an online thing to boost your confidence

>>8276267
Shame, you're pretty cute though

>>8276267
This is a joke, right? If this qt can't get a bf, then I should throw myself on the highway.

>>8276267
>I want to kill myself, I'm so fucking introverted and anti-social, I literally only have 2 friends and they're introverts like me, I have no boyfriend, I've never been kissed, no one has ever even held my hands.
literally all me, except the suicide (I just wander in some sort of pointless despair because suicide is dumb)

though I never have been the subject of any sexual or romantic attention whatsoever, I'm dreading to go onto grindr or whatever because I just know that any sort of rejection will result in my carefully balanced sense of self-worth held up by quantum superposition crashing and burning

>>8276267
not sure if you're being serious or not but please don't

>>8276320
>I just wander in some sort of pointless despair because suicide is dumb
ditto

>>8276227
Why?

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>>8276326
It was a joke at first, but I'm starting to think more and more about it, death isn't that bad, I literally once dreamt that I had died and in my dream while I was dead all I said was "thank god", that's how desperate I am.
>>8276320
I also thought suicide was dumb until I turned 20.
>>8276308
>>8276314
>>8276303
Where do you all live, maybe we can figure something out, I'm so desperate for a weeabo bf :")

I just want a bf, plz T-T

>>8276360
>I also thought suicide was dumb until I turned 20.
I'm 24 in a week tho

>>8276360
You're just baiting for compliments. There's literally no reason for you to not have a bf, unless your standards are insanely high.

>>8276336
>>8276360
just doesn't seem worth it
it'd just end up hurting people I care about and call me stubborn but I still hang on to that faint glimmer of hope that he'll come along and make my life so much better

>>8276360
You sound like a psycho right now, so no thanks.

Post your 3 favorite video games, anime, and music artists, and I'll decide if you're boyfriend material.

>>8276366
Not baiting, I have no standards lol, but I just can't find someone who gets me, someone who shares the same interests as me, and I never approach people because of social anxiety, so if someone doesn't talk to me, I'll never approach them, I don't know what scares me more, rejection or that the person is not gay or shares the same feelings towards me.
>>8276383
All the people I'm afraid of hurting are my family, especially my sister.
>>8276362
Where you from? Maybe we can get together?

Also, I'm sorry for making this thread so morbid and depressing T-T

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>>8276408
Mount & Blade
Death Parade
Brand New Heavies

>>8276408
I'm really bad with favorites but
>Diablo 2
>HOMM 3
>Age of Empires 2
(I'm not saying these games are the best ever but they hold a lot of nostalgic value for me)
>Battle Angel Alita
>Vagabond
>Jojo
(manga is anime ok)
>Zappa
>Laibach
>Blue Öyster Cult
>>8276418
scandinavia

>>8276408
>>8276427
ummmmm

>>8276408
Video games:
Baldurs Gate
Tomb Raider
Resident Evil

Artists:
MS MR
Lana
Melanie Martinez

Anime:
Shingeki No Kyojin
Death Note
Full Metal Alchemist

Thoughts?

>>8276445
>Tomb Raider
wow daddy are you going to fuck me now or later

>>8276440
>>8276445
Ok vidya and anime tastes, shit music. Would cum and dump/10.

>>8276427
>can't count to 3

You can't ever have a bf.

>>8276440
Barely qualified.

>>8276445
I'm so sorry anon.

Forgot one:
>>8276427
shit

>>8276408
indigo prophecy
doom
mirrors edge
-
i should watch more
-
poppy
jojo
mothxr

>>8276456
>>8276454
show us what it's like to be a patrician

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>>8276408
>Video Games
World of Warcraft
Warcraft 3
And I guess League of Legends

>Music
Regina Spektor
That's it

>Anime
Hunter x Hunter (2011)
Tsuritama
Natsume Yuujinchou

>>8275798
iktf

>>8276467
Diablo 2
CS 1.6
THPS 4

Onegai Teacher
Tenjou Tenge
Initial D

G-Schmitt
Mizutama Shobodan
Tennis

>>8276494
this is garbage mawma

>>8276408
majora's mask
soul's stuff
idk I like a lot of stuff

kill la kill (I like it ok?)
cardcaptor sakura
yugioh anime if it counts?
>probably don't count but ghibli stuff too

the rasmus is fave
dunno like too much stuff

>>8276408
Mother 3
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
Umineko counts fuck you

Steins;Gate
Tatami Galaxy
Madoka

of Montreal
Car Seat Headrest
Kimya Dawson

>>8276491
>League of Legends
>only one artist

Bf never.

>>8276498
I will literally crush you. You can't just say that, because your taste got exposed.

>>8276499
fuck me with a majora mask tho

>>8276505
my taste actually hasnt been posted yet im too patrician to do so~

>>8276508
>too pussy to post taste

You will NEVER have a bf.

>>8276511
I am the BF tho!

>>8276500
>Car Seat Headrest
now THIS is some gay music

>>8276514
proof?

>>8276519
its right here

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>>8276508
like...insert it into your person...?

Post what you're listening to right now, and we find bfs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v86m2RdPSo8

No cheating!

>>8276408
Sims 2
Pokemon Emerald
FF9

Azumanga Daioh
Needless
Flcl

of Montreal
Boards of Canada
Scissor Sisters

>>8276522
very much that will be the case thanks

>>8276533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9UFhEifTEg

>>8276534
You're allowed one bf.

>>8276541
And it'll be me, laquisha keanne

>>8276539
>he listens to this but tells me Tennis is a shit band

Those two hoes aint got shit on Tennis.

>>8276546
tennis is garbage mawma

>>8276555
https://vimeo.com/110293660

How can you say the most beautiful western female voice is garbage? Your taste is literal fucking trash.

>>8276567
i refuse to click on virus links
the most beautiful western voice is carly rae jepsen anyways mawma

>>8276577
>I refuse to stop being a moron

All I read.

>>8276516
>only album i like is the one explicitly about being gay
its damn good tho

>>8276579
shit taste in music and illiterate
WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO

>18 year olds were in 2nd grade when Kelly's Shoes video came out

I had to explain "betch" to one of my students

>>8276581
it's pretty cute
his (ex?)boyfriend made some decent comics
though I think that that one is a tranny now

>>8276585
>says the mongoloid that thins carly rae is a good singer

>>8276595
carly rae is a thin legend thank u for acknowledging

>>8276452
Another Tomb Raider fan? Welcome to the clan, what's your favorite TR?
>>8276454
>>8276456
I knew it, that's why I'm 20 and a virgin T-T

>>8276588
Why weren't you my teacher when I was 18? Gosh!

>>8276533
Ultraviolence

>>8276597
>u

Moron.

>>8276592
i actually read lamezone and listened to CSH independently without realizing they were connected, so it blew my fucking mind
its too bad about the tranny disease, her recent stuff is really self-absorbed

>>8276600
Underworld! Although I thoroughly enjoy all of them honestly. How about you?

>>8276608
Oh, I like the old school ones more, especially 2, 3 & 5, I love Legend and the reboot.

>>8276627
Oh yeah they're really good, Anniversary did the first justice imo

>>8276600
You still have one year before you're allowed to go to gay bars and get your twink bp get raped by muscle bears and silver foxes.

>>8276638
What is a gay bar even like actually
Will I get talked to just by walking in and being young and thin

So I'm a gold start gay who is pretty far into a long time relationship with my bf who I could conceivable see myself marrying. But I kind of want to at least know what its like to fuck a women. Do you think its immoral to fuck a woman just one time to knock if off the bucket list? Would it be cheating?

>>8276680

Its like a normal bar, but they play shitty music and everyone is gay.

>>8276680
I don't know, never been to one. It's just my fantasy that I walk into one, and get 3 daddies to seduce and have their way with me.

>>8276686
and also RPDR

>>8276689
if you can't do this at any grocery store, you can't do it @ a gay bar desu neko chan

>>8276693
Only now because a season is currently on so the first part of the night has it on as a viewing party. Plus a queen from my bar was on this season.

A surprising amount of bears are come to watch

>>8276699
Shut up virgin.

>>8276711
ill have you know i was impaled by a mixed dick on valentines day after being lured in with the promise of good pizza

>>8276719
And then you woke up from your nap.

>>8276736
i dont take naps sweaty

>>8276784
good choice, I hate sweaty sheets

>>8276784
I never said you did.

>>8276800
i like them but not to sleep in desu neko chan

>tfw no bf to have a wholesome domestic life with

>>8276851
i can always be contacted at my cell #

>>8276680
In my limited experience,yes. When I was at a gay bar everyone orbited the young thin guys.

>>8276851
This is all I want
A relationship with a cute little guy who I can stay in and cuddle up with

>>8276925
>little
W O W

>>8276925
How fat are you?

>>8276928
What?

>>8276936
I'm not obese or anything just kind of meh...

>>8276960
Lose weight fatass.

>>8276960
giants need love too

>>8276960
We can do cardio together!
Then, when I leave you, you will be so devastated that it obliterates all of the good habits you've built up because they all remind you of me.

>>8276970
I'm not fat, just not /fit/

>>8276974
Nor am I necessarily tall :/
I wish I were

>>8276979
:(

>>8276996
how tall are you again?

>>8276999
5'10'' I think
It sucks

>>8277010
a very qt height

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>>8276408

>vidya
Silent Hill 3
Darks Souls 1
Dangan Ronpa

>anime

Madoka Magica
Konosuba
Umaru

>Music
Porter Robinson
Glass Animals
Joy the Formidable

>Food
Pizza
Tacos
Steak

>Memes

Woke
Doge
Barber

>Road Signs

Yield
One Way
Merging

>Movies

Mirror-mask
Labyrinth
Waking Life

>musical Instruments
Bass
Violin
Rain stick

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>>8277051
>PizzaTacosSteak
>no palt

>>8276681
Talk to him about it.

>>8277051
I'll be your bf. Contact?

>>8276267
Like how aggressive? I get nasty fats always hitting on me. Any convo goes like this
>hi
HI
>wanna fuck?
>DTF?
>can you host
No
>wow you're so fucking shallow
Says the literal 0/10 greaseplanet

>>8276314
It's not a joke. I'm 23 7/10 cute, white, brown hair, light brown (bordering yellow) eyes, skinny fat but running to work it off, 5'8
In my immediate area is typically the gross daddies no one wants and ugly "femboy" as in
>my hair is long but my face is of a 40 year old man
>teehee I'm a femboy fuck me daddy
Only been on one date with someone attractive. All I got out of it was a hug :c

Ontario canada for anyone curious of me

>>8277455
I don't understand why they even act that way, I pretty much avoid grindr for that exact reason.

>>8277507
This isnt grindr anon.
This is all dating sites
ALL of them.

>>8277507
Also I believe they just opt to act as shitty as they look.
A 'why try' attitude. And they go for cute boys like me Cuz I guess twink looking or cute boys are typically cockslut who will sit in anyone's lap

>>8277522
Pretty much unfortunately. Even the ones that are supposedly about "more than one night stands".

>>8277529
I'm not even cute twink looking, but I still get that. Literally don't get it.

>>8277540
The worst part is when they call -me- shallow for not being interested.

>>8277567
Well at least they understand that the only way they'll get laid is if someone literally didn't care about appearance.

Are you guys going on any dates or getting any dick this weekend?

>>8277644
No :<

>>8277051
My favorite road sign is no passing. We didn't have them where I grew up and now they seem like a novelty everytime I see them. Plus they're the only pennant shaped road sign so that adds to the novelty.

>>8277661
Yeah me neither

What do you look for in a boyfriend?

Riverdale is cute ngl

>>8277848
qt accent and expressive eyes
For some reason a lot of gays have really dead eyes lmao

Is it gay if I only like Japanese men? They're so little and cute.

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>>8277928
Oh em gee there's this one crazily hot Japanese guy in my class. He's from Tokyo and so cool too.
Too bad trump is going to make it difficult for him to get a green card. Sad!

>>8277928
being sexually attracted to men is pretty gay

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w2c qt who enjoys techno / ambient and drugs ?
like why everyone gotta be so aggressive power gay i'm just tryna have a religious experience w my headphones on

>tfw no cute grocery cashier bf

any1 want to touch my butt

>>8278274
I won't take drugs but i'mma chill

Alright /gaygen/, what's your opinion on general looks? Rugged, typical guy or the manicured, smooth-shaven dude?

this is like gay r9k with more women

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>>8278732
Lol, most of them really are pathetic.
It's sad.

>>8278274
I love that artwork, where is it from ? it's strangely calming and reassuring

>>8278675
I like both, as long as rugged typical guy still practices good hygiene.

>>8275145
>tfw no /sci/ bf

(I'm organic synthesis)

>>8278732
>>8278968
So what are you two doing here then? Fags.

>>8277978
How about you stop blaming others, and blame yourself for not being attractive enough for him to marry you and get a green card? How is Trump gonna stop you from marrying him. Fucking uggers millennials I swear.

>>8279164
>(I'm organic synthesis)
tfw biotech
tfw have to work on my bachelors project today

>>8279204
how about you work on this instead

*unzips boypussy*

Alcohol of choice, /gaygen/?

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>>8279211
anon...

>>8277848
I have never looked for a bf
Probably wouldn't be able to either

>>8279216
I don't drink :/

>>8279221
>I don't drink :/
Better start then, honey ;)

>>8279216
I hate alcohol, but I'm forced to drink, I'll only drink red wine or dark beer.

>watching amateur porn
>bottom sucking the tops cock
>"Will you fuck me daddy?"
>"Ask me again!"
>"Please fuck my tight hole daddy!"

HOLY SHIT I'M MELTING THIS IS SO HOT

HOW DO I STOP WATCHING PORN IT'S NOT HEALTHY

I CAN'T RESIST HELPPP

>>8279244
link

>>8279217
this gif looks like it could produce electricity

>>8279244
I refuse to call anyone daddy and I want to punch them when they call me boy.

>>8279256
Blue board.

>>8279260
Due to a bad previous experience, or you being an edgy cunt?

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>>8279259
spurdo is love

>>8277848
qt ENFP

>>8279260
Hey kiddo, call me daddy while you hug my penis with your boyhole

>>8279260
Agreed, that shit is cringe

>>8279244
>bottom just keeps repeating "PLEASE DADDY, DADDY PLEASE" while getting pounded

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>>8279265
spurdö is doot

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>>8279269
Harder daddy

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>>8279272
>doot
>not brööt

>>8279263
>Blue board
you're posting a link, not a pic or a webm. links are fine

>tfw nobody will ever call me "boy"

Best I'll ever get is probably honey, or dear, but it's not good enough. ;_;

>>8279263
Due to >>8279269

>>8279267
I'd probably burst out laughing if you called my shit hole a boyhole and lose the negligible amount of respect I had for you to start with.

>>8279281
Hey boy, pics?

>>8279281
>tfw nobody will ever call me a disgusting faggot while plowing me

>>8279290
Iktf

>>8279287
I'm 6'3 and muscular, sadly can't be called boy.

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>>8279295
Im 5'8 thin, I just called you boy. deal with it, bitchboy

>>8279280
Honestly I just don't wanna get called disgusting and get 100 replies of people shit talking me.

>>8279298
Yeah, but it's forced and doesn't fit. Not hot at all.

>>8279279
I güess I'll kill mÿself

>>8279308
You're a big boy~
>for you

>tfw no cute lad to call "boy"

>>8279308
>not wanting to be dommed by a twink

>>8279313
Not the same. Honestly I wanna be a 5'6 smooth pale skin bubble but boy that gets fucked by hairy muscle daddies.

>>8279321
>getting dommed by someone I can murder just by looking at them

No offense to twinks, but I wanna be a bottom, and twinks aren't my type. I'd only ever top a twink if he really wanted to.

>>8279327
>his twink doesn't have a gun

>>8279331
Not all of us live in the retarded United States where any dumb fuck can own a gun.

>>8279331
I'm not afraid of guns honestly. I'd rather get shot than get humiliated.

>>8279324
I wanna slide into a boy smaller and cuter than me

>>8279349
How tall are you?

>>8279341
Yes, because having the right to own your own weapon is so retarded. I love having fewer rights.

So...my ex who broke up with me a year ago messaged me saying he wants to get back together and give it another go. I'm seriously considering it because I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and all the gay guys are either twice my age or "just passing through." I've been on five dates since we broke up, none of them leading to a second date. I have a lot in common with him, and he's a nice guy...but on the flip side again, he doesn't really have his life together. He's at least out there and working, but he's not very ambitious. I'm just not sure. It would be weird getting back with him, and I'm sure all my friends would advise me not to, but I'm not exactly going to find someone else. I've been putting myself out there for years and I've had precisely zero luck.

tl;dr should I get back with my ex /gaygen/?

>>8279351
5'8

>>8279356
>he doesn't really have his life together.

>He's at least out there and working, but he's not very ambitious.

I don't get it, what more would you want him to be?

>>8279356
>ex bf has no ambition he says
>anon lives in bumfuck, nowhere but isn't making the effort to get out
Get back together if your okay with being a hypocrite

>>8279357
Become a 6'5 bearmode hunk and I'll let you marry me and have your way with me.

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>>8279365
No

>>8279321
>letting cute bitchboy fuck you
just seems wrong. twinks are for topping only

bear top + twink bottom is the only right way

>>8279355
Yes, it is.
Well done.

>>8279374
No one likes bears unless they're rich, and it's their money you like not them.

>inb4 a bunch of bears start trying to validate themselves by saying they like bears.

>>8279385
I'm only gay for bears, and I'm a tall hairless twink.

>>8279385
>tfw bear
>know a cute twink that loves bears
>he lives on the other side of the country

>>8279356
Well, I have been there and done that so I can tell you what happened with me at least.
>Got back with ex after a year apart because he kept begging
>Sex was great at first but very quickly we went back to old routines
>His moodiness returned and he wouldn't leave the couch while I worked every day
>My friends all hated him but they tried to be nice, still they talked bad about him to me behind his back

TLDR; Eventually broke up again only this time it was a lot harder and he blamed me for a lot of stuff saying I ruined his life and that I shouldn't have gotten back together with him if I wasn't serious, etc.
Basically, he stomped on my heart again and hadn't changed in the slightest.
I've been single since and it hasn't been easy but maybe intense connections like that are aberrations and not the norm.
Maybe it is intense because it can't last (like lightning)
Maybe look for something more relaxed and capable of lasting.
That's what I'm looking for now.

>>8279389
>>8279393
You have to be attractive to be classed as a twink, being a young skinny nerd doesn't qualify as being a twink.
The word twink gets thrown around way too liberally on here.
Let me rephrase, no one attractive enough to get actually decent looking people is into bears.

Bit late, but maybe someone will fall for my unconventional taste. 20 year old white dude. :P

Video Games
-Borderlands
-Hearthstone
-Bioshock

Artists
-Jim Croce
-Boney M.
-Carpenters

Anime
-Tatami Galaxy
-Eureka Seven
-Hellsing

>>8279397
oh okay
I like [young skinny nerds] too!

>>8279397
when you say bear, do you mean obese hairy blob or hairy strongman competitor?

>>8279397
I'm not a 10/10, but I'm decently attractive and have a nice body. I just like bears, deal with it.

>>8279375
Do you *actually* believe the police are a reliable protection force, or do you just think that people do not deserve a chance to survive situations like the Pulse nightclub massacre?

>>8279399
>-Hearthstone
why

>>8279355
you shouldn't need your own weapon to feel safe

>>8279406
the shooter wouldn't have been able to get a weapon either

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>>8279399

>>8279399
I was gonna give you a pass due to good anime taste, but your video game taste fucked it up. No bf for you.

Guys, are my chances of getting a bf significantly lowered if I go to the USA, and I'm a Trump supporter? I'm white and athletic if that matters.

>>8279412
Lol. Maybe your tastes are the trash ones.

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>>8279397
Oh please.
You're an idiot.
Hot, hairy bara dudes are desired the world over.
Maybe you mean gross fat old men are bears?
As far as twinks being attractive: maybe to pedophiles but gay men want men, not effeminate children.

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>>8279389
>>8279405
where you from?

>>8279410
>you shouldn't need your own weapon to feel safe
The fact that I want a weapon for the purpose of defending myself from haters/terrorists/whatever should not even be relevant. It should just be my right as a human to own means of protecting my life and my loved ones.

>the shooter wouldn't have been able to get a weapon either
You can illegally build a shotgun in your garage with easily accessible materials and information from internet.

>>8279412
Lol as if an adult who likes anime and video games has good taste anyway.

>>8279404
Strongmen are obese blobs.
Hairy. Gag. Literally.

>>8279405
Show an example of what you class as a "nice body".

>>8279419
Literally no one wants to fuck a hairy fat man. Get over it.
It's why they're the first to offer you cash on grindr to even respond to their messages.

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>>8279406
He wouldn't have had the fucking gun in the first place you complete spastic.

>>8279429
People like you are crazy. I'm pretty hairy, but I'm not fat and can basically get any guy I want with my looks sooo...

>>8279420
Eastern Europe sadly.

>>8279429
I've posted an image before, not posting again.

>>8279440
>Eastern Europe sadly.
that's a bit far

>>8279437
First of all, the name calling says nothing about me and a lot about you.

Secondly, >>8279421
>You can illegally build a shotgun in your garage

not to mention the black market

>>8279443
What about you?

>>8279448
Australia

>>8279438
You couldn't get me or most of the hundreds of fags who I know since you can't even be bothered to shave your nasty fucking body.

>>8279440
I said post an example, not post one of yourself. I'd never encourage anyone to post pics of themselves on this creeper website.

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>>8279429
>Strongmen are obese blobs.
Are you the pissy tranny?

>>8279453
Honestly sounds like a salty hon

>>8279449
If I marry you, do I get a free Australian citizenship?

>>8279450
Google "athletic male" and you'll find plenty examples.

>>8279453
Wow, I'd actually fuck him, like he's not hot, he's too big, but not too big to be fuckable. So why do all the strong men I see in those competitions look so fucking gross and fat?

>>8279467
Girl, post someone who has a similar body to you or just accept that you're scrawny and don't have a "nice body".

>>8279450
Oh honey, I am drowning in twink dick day in and day out. Barely have to try.

>>8279467
Can't get married yet
Also which E.European country?

>>8279471
>Wow, I'd actually fuck him, like he's not hot, he's too big, but not too big to be fuckable.
I'm sure world-class athletes would throw themselves upon your sublime beauty if only they were gay

>>8279473
Some homeless Mexican teenager desperate enough to fuck a fat old man for a place to sleep at night isn't a reflection on the fat old man's desirability.

>>8279479
My sort-of-bf is hotter than him and definitely makes more money.
Just saying.

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>>8279496
sure ok

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>>8279471
Something like pic related.

>>8279474
Don't wanna say, because people talk shit.

>>8279510
>Don't wanna say, because people talk shit.
There's only two I don't like, one I adore and the rest I'm okay with

t. geography nut

>>8279526
Which ones are they?

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>>8279529
Don't wanna say, because people talk shit.

>>8279535
But you're just stating your opinion. Nobody will shit talk you based on that.

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>>8279510
Girl, that is not a twink. That's a hot guy. I don't believe for a second you have a body like that if you're fucking fat asses unless it's for money or a ticket out of whatever Slavhole you're suffering in.

>>8279510
PROTIP: That is not a twink

>>8279542
Okay, I don't like Croatia or Albania

>>8279544
>ree everyone must like what i like
this is literally a sign of autism

>>8279544
I'm a virgin.

>>8279546
I thought a twink is a smooth bottom guy.

>>8279549
Safe. Which one do you adore?

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>>8279555
>Which one do you adore?
That should be pretty obvious now

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>>8279551
I actually have Borderline Personality Disorder and Impulsive Personality Disorder which means I'm pretty much the opposite of autistic.

But thanks for coming, hon.

>>8279555
Babe, is that why you're willing to fuck a bear? Because you're a virgin and think that's the best you can get?
Honey, if you have a body like that you can get anyone you want.
I'm sorry they don't teach you how to gay in the East.

>>8279576
>i'm mentally ill
wow and everyone was surprised

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>>8279581
Girl, you're on 4chan.
You rly think your ass is mentally stable?

>>8279566
Welp, I'm not Serbian, but pretty close.

>>8279576
It's the best I think I can get, it's what I want. I'm also in the closet, and haven't even dated a guy yet.

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>>8279555
>a twink is a smooth bottom guy

twinks are skinny and don't have muscles
that guy is more of a twunk or a hunk or a jock

i'm a hairy muscle guy.
i identify as a bear even though i'm not fat.
and i can fuck pretty much anyone i want, everyone comes on to me.
but i mostly fuck other hairy muscle guys because that's what turns me on.
twinks are like teenage girls: catty and whiny and moody and unfaithful.
they play lady gaga too loud and they talk too much.
they love my big dick in their tight little holes but i would never want to spend any time with one because they aren't interesting on any level.
i prefer masculine men who are adult and responsible like me.
i have fucked a few little girly twinks to see what it was like but not any more.

>>8279608
You from Herzegovina?

>>8279608
>but pretty close.
Bulgarian? Bosnian? (FYRO)Macedonian?

>>8279608
Croatian?

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>>8279612
Twinks have swimmers builds, you dick, not skinny.
And I've already confirmed that you can't fuck anyone you want because I personally wouldn't fuck a guy who doesn't have the decency, hygiene level or taste to shave his nasty ass body hair.
Teenage girls are way cooler and more interesting than some boring ass cunt who spends his life in the gym and his entire day tailoring his fucking diet.
I talk as someone who only dates guys like that, they are lame.
They just look good and have money.

>>8279608
Honey, why bears though? Post a pic of what you think a bear is, because you can't look aesthetic and be attracted to a literal gorilla.

>>8279642
Fuck off breeder cuck

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>he isn't a twink top that loves muscle bottom dads

>>8279612
Guess I'm not a twink then. I'm very into sports.

>>8279616
>>8279618
>>8279628
Not saying.

>>8279642
>>>1546179

>>8279654
don't reply to the mentally ill

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>>8279642
Go back to your HRT thread, hon.

>>8279668
>Not saying.
omg say it

TFW the "breeder cuck" doesn't realize that multiple hairy dudes are messaging against him. Not just one. Saying you like teenage girl personalities pretty much says it all m8. You, your personality, and probably your shitty, sweaty body are all trash. :D

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>>8279676
I'm a cis gay guy, hon.
My attitude reflects the majority of gay guys' attitudes. Google "gay magazine cover", see how many hairy guys you see.
How many gay porn stars aren't almost completely smooth?
Girl, no one wants to fuck Chewbacca.

>>8279689
Yeah, the comments from a bunch of losers on 4chan who don't go outside so therefore don't have to worry about manscaping are really shutting down my arguments when the rest of society agrees with me.

Like you're gay, act gay.
If you want to end up in a trailer park with some obese bitch from West Virginia, carry on not tanning and manscaping.

how to i take good butt pics? guys keep thinking i'm a top b/c i only know how to show off my donger
[spoiler]how to i get a butt? [/spoiler]
>>8275219
what are some good ones?
all i've read is yatamomo. every gallery i know of is just full of traps and shota. i just want cute guys and big guys
>>8276533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-oK72RCt_0
>>8276408
>katamari
>guilty gear (it would be virtua fighter, but i never get to play anyone)
>armored core

>cat soup
>cyborg 009
>lain

>world's end girlfriend
>can
>swans
>>8276851
>tfw when you give up on the idea of love and just become empty inside

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>>8279728
>I'm a cis gay guy, hon

Preach, Mama!
You tell 'em, gurrl!!!

>>8279728
>Girl, no one wants to fuck Chewbacca.
speak for yourself

>>8279767
yass queen slayy xDDDD

New thread:

>>8279787
>>8279787
>>8279787

>>8279767
>>8279774
Yes huntys x

>>8279796
nobody go to this thread

>>8279796
>>8279806
REAL new

>>8279835
>>8279835
>>8279835

>>8279806
>>8279837

Please see >>8279854 x

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>>8279837
Fool has the nerve to make a GAY general with Putin.

>>8279419
>gay men want men
Gee that sure explains why im still sinhle

>>8279408
Because I feel like I can almost enjoy my anger