/gaygen/ - gay general

Honestly discord is a FUCKING MESS tho. Delete it immediately and don't bother.

>>8270084
> Who's your favorite Superhero?
Spidey. Probably because I have been into him since childhood.

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>>8270084

Favorite superhero of all time is Batman, but if we are going by capeshit standards I'll always stand by my husbando

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Skinny > Otter > Bear > Anything else
Discuss.

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>Who's your favourite superhero?
There is only one hero.

I fucking hate capeshit, so saitama

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>>8270084
because she slays

>>8270084
Colossus.

>>8270133
>There is only one hero.
Right, Makuta.

>>8270191
Unity Duty Destiny up this bitch.

uggos are out here getting fucked and filming themselves doing so and im here jerking off to them

what a world

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What's joining the army like for a gay

>>8270240
If faggotry is part of your identity, lots of bullying. The usual abuse otherwise.

>>8270250
what if you pop boners in the showers

>>8270281
you get bullied over it until someone decides to rape you when you're sleeping and then use photos of you hard in the shower and sucking dick as blackmail

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>>8270290
l-lewd!

>>8270240
Like 80% of young people support gays, and even though the army probably samples for more conservative folks by its nature, that probably only drops down to like 60%. At that point it simply depends on the leadership. If the people who lead aren't okay with discrimination you'll be fine. If they are, it'll be hell.

>>8270313
It's not that bad due to chances of leadership being the stereotypical homophobe is kind of slim. Also depends what field and nation, but I'm talking about western nations mainly.

Still, it's not this magical ride of easy access to dick that some fantasise it is either. It's much more likely you'll wind up a psycho blue balled fucker rather than actually getting off.

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>>8270133
>>8270191
I used to have all them, still got takanuva and makuta

>>8270349
I was an avid collector in my youth.
These were like the best toys ever made.

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>8270084
Best edition.

>Who's your favorite superhero?
Bart Allen, grandson of Barry Allen, the Flash, and is the superhero known as Impulse.

>Why?
I absolutely adore /co/mics, but I haven't always been this way. About 2009, when I was about 12 years old, I lurked 4chan's /y/ board (or whatever it's equivalent was -- I remember it having both 2D and real porn). There, I saw pic related and was immediately interested. I thought, "Why would there be a trap in superhero comic books?" and "Why is he so cute?" So I did my research and became invested in Bart Allen -- binge reading his entire 89-chapter long solo series "Impulse" and the 55-chapter long series "Young Justice," in which he was one of the main characters. Because of him, I came to love superhero media and I ventured outside /y/ to other boards, like /co/ and /a/. It could very well be the case that had I never seen this image, I would not be here posting in this thread. Because of Bart Allen, my dream is to become a writer for DC Comics.

Honestly, I may have fallen in love with a fictional character. He is just such a wonderful character, always smiling and seeing the best in everyone, even his villains. My pure and cute husbando.

Pic related is a lie though -- he does crossdress like twice in the comics, but only as a joke, so I wouldn't really consider him a trap.

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>>8270290

W-wouldnt want that, would we lads?

>>8270084
>Kyle Rayner
Gayest lantern

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>>8270432
Forgot the pic

where do i meet hot dads, gaygen?

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>>8270084
I don't even like capeshit that much but hnnnng

>>8270468
not online that's for sure the ones online are the uggo ones who don't have 50 golden twinks immediately on their dick wherever they go

>>8270414
I would but largely because im already doing basically that

>>8270468
Preschool.
If there is enough to have kids in grade school or middle school they're passing into the to old category.

>>8270478
he was born to be supes tbqhwyf
a face chiselled for the gods

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>>8270478
That wink is so awkward and cute.

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>>8270491
>>8270511

So I set up a date with a guy on grindr and then the servers took a shit before I could get his number. All my messages are gone and he's at the beach right now. Will the messages come back?

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>>8270491
>>8270511
*notices u*

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>>8270541
*notices u bak*

>>8270084
The Punisher or The Shadow, senpai. They're fucking badass.
Going on my first date with a guy tomorrow. Nervous as fuck, still unsure if I'm just curious or full homo.

>>8270654
you won't figure that out just by one date, although it's possible, but unlikely tbqhwyf
you're going to have to do more than just go on a date with one person to figure shit out

>>8270654

Aww that's adorable. Is he a qt?

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Am I the only one who, with enough mental gymnastics, imagine myself being unable to stop my bf from fucking me to create the illusion of rape?

>>8270697

No I think its hot knowing my BF is stronger than me and could over power me.

>>8270685
>>8270679
Well built twink, around 6' and 125 lbs. Cute as can be and I can actually identify with him. Still beating around the bush if this is a "date" or dinner between friends. Really hope it's a date though I honestly wouldn't mind if it's just dinner and good conversation.
Didn't mention I've not fucked but at least played around with a handful of guys before, though I was either drunk, way younger, we were friends fooling around or some combination.

>>8270697
>>8270708
So agp.

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>>8270733
huh?

I'm gonna go get my eyebrows darkened because I have wispy drag queen eyebrows

Anyone have experience with dyeing hair?

>>8270716

Good luck anon, hope all goes well!

>>8270826
yeah lots
dying eyebrows doesn't last as long though so expect frequent trips

>>8270826
>Anyone have experience with dyeing hair?
yes but not eyebrows.
buy dye, follow included instructions, apply shit to your hair, shitpost on 4chin for some minutes, then rinse

>>8270858
My head hair is brown, my browser are pretty light, and my beard is reddish.

I wanted to equalize my head somewhat so my other choice is to go redhead

>>8270867
redheads are just slightly above niggers, so just shave your scrawny beard and color your hair with some natural color dye that matches your brows

What's gaygen's opinion on facesitting, do you like a qt to sit on your face so you can rim him?

>>8270936

I think rimming is gross. My bf likes to rim me. It doesn't really turn me on but he likes it so w/e. I don't get it at all. Its weird.

>>8270936
I love getting rimjobs but I'm ehh on giving them

>>8270951

I thought it was gross at one time, then I warmed up to the idea and found it kind of hot, finally got around to trying it with my current bf and both me and him love it, honestly didn't think I would like giving them this much. Just being able to make him moan and squirm so much it turns me on a lot.

>>8270936
I think it's pretty gross, and I'm too self-conscious about my butthole to let anyone that close to it.

>>8270936
the other way around
rimming does nothing for me
fingerfucking or dildofucking someone is gr8 tho

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>>8270936
I only tried it once with a random because I saw some guys do it in a porno. I was going to finish myself my jerking and asked him to sit on my face. He did, and I came immediately. I didn't even rim him.

Today I have a bf but he doesn't want to sit on me for some fucking reason. I'm thinking of tricking him into doing it some time by offering a rimjob.

>>8270960

I'd probably be a little more self conscious if I was the one getting rimmed.

>>8270963

Yeah I like fingering him too, was hitting his prostate real good with a finger earlier today, he also just got a wireless vibrator that I was turning on and off while we were out and about, that was fun

>>8270972

That's a shame, rimming turns me on so goddam much, love getting in 69 and getting sucked off while I rim him

>>8270996
sounds cute but also embarrassing but in an endearing way tbqh
69 while getting rimmed is t o p n o t c h

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>tfw don't dare to ask for a rimming because hemorrhoids
why is life suffering

>>8271016
hem anon
see a doctor you dumb bitch instead of shitposting about it all the fucking time!

>>8271026
w-what? last time I posted about it were months ago, in the lines of
>tfw such a hairy butt concealing my hemorrhoids

when I showed it to my std doctor last time they just said they were cysts. what I have look like bog eggs and I'm guessing they are remains of previous hemorrhoids. I guess I could freeze remove them but I don't know where to get that kind of gear

>>8271016
>have IBS
>constant hemorrhoids, constipation, and diarrhea
>will never go away
anyone else never having penetrative sex

>>8271051
guess we have a bunch of hem anons in that case!

>>8271053
Can always top.

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>>8270084
>Who's your favorite superhero?
Midnighter

>Why Bitch?
Homo, Homicidal, cybernetic augmentations, and a damned good sense of humor. Also, he wants to put the Dick in Dick Grayson.

I think one of my x-ray techs is gay?
He's got kind of gay face, with the wide face and full lips
But his beard is soooooo full and umph
and his shoulders are so broad, his coat opens with a significant v and his chest is so furry, i just wanna lay my head on it, ugghh..
nd he kind of looks at me a lot when he x-rays me? Like, even when he doesn't have to, and lingers a little when he has to leave
i dunno, maybe i'm just wishful but he's dreamy as hell

>>8271199
That's a riveting description

>>8270697
>>8270708
To MTFG with you!! Shoo!!!!!

>>8271199
u gotta fug

>>8271199
just ask him, now i gotta know

>>8271391
>>8271199
yeah you gotta fug him and give us a detailed description of your sexual encounter for us lonely people to jerk off to

>>8271337
>>8271391
>>8271428

But we always meet at like 3:30 in the morning when they do the portable x-ray rounds.. and plus my voice sounds like burnt rice crispie treats rn
I guess those are just excuses.
Yeah, I think i'll at least try to tell him i think he's really cute.

>>8270849
Thanks.

>broke up with boyfriend earlier today
feels bad fags

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If you were to choose to live in one state between these three states: Minnesota, Illinois, and Vermont. Which would you choose and why?

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>>8271774
Move on and deal with it.

>>8271016
I know this feel all too much. I have them like one every month. They last for about a week on end. Fucking annoying when you're asked to bottom.

>>8270240
I went through Basic and AIt from August 2016 up to March 2017. No one cares if you're gay. My BCt unit pretty much figured it out, I came out, no one cared and all the country rural boys fucking roasted the few niggers that tried to bully me. In AIT I was open, there were other gays so no one cared. In my current unit only a few know atm, but no one cares. I'm a 56M Chaplain's Assistant.

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>literally everyone on grindr around my age looks better than me

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is there no better feeling then being fucked and filled up?

>>8273123
have you tried pizza?

>>8270084
Superman
coz I never bottom

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>>8273132
Have you tried getting fucked bareback with your boyfriend?

>>8273193
getting filled up is hot but trying to push it back out again on the toilet with an out of commission sphincter is not

>>8273218
Can't you just keep cum inside of you?

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>went to get a haircut just now
>barber kept brushing his thighs against my forearms and hands

Why do they have to tease like that?

>>8273193
sure

>>8273226
how about when you're on the bus and people shove their dick into your shoulder

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Hi I'm dice and I'm a camwhore

>>8273235
>>>/soc/

>>8273224
What did he mean by this?????
No, have you not tried it? It comes out eventually. You feel like farting shitting for hours, but nah it's the cum lurking behind the doors for a surprise squirt, until you eventually just force it out on the toilet.

>>8273233
Are you 4 feet tall or something?

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>>8273242
>No, have you not tried it?

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>>8273242
I always leave it there for a late night snack. Stick my finger up my ass and lick it off like fun dip sticks.

>>8273249
we know you do, rugby

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>>8273253
>rugby
WRONG!

>>8273257
>tfw I'll never be your bf and slap you across the face with my huge cock for posting shitty reaction images like that

>>8273242
The sigma-thingy should absorb the cum, shouldn't it?

>>8273269
not in my experience
last time I made an effort to force keep it, yet hours after being cummed inside I still felt like shitting, and shat out some cum when I eventually made it to a toilet

who of you are this >>>/fit/41394933

Woke up shivering with pain, and too out of my wits about it to remember asking the dreamy x-ray tech anything, or if he was even the one who did my x-rays this morning
You know, thinking about it, i'm probs not a very attractive figure for him. I guess my face is cute but all he ever sees of me are me being woken up and immediately moaning and squirming with surgery and drain tube pains.

>>8273285
crossing my fingers he ends your sorry existance xxo

>>8273285
>/gaygen/ - my personal blog for my autistic roleplaying fantasies that never happened

>>8273224
Cum ends up leaking out of your butt. It's best to let it go. There is only a one way trip for anything inside your anus and that's out. Only think that stays in your colon is cancer or polyps and sometimes worms or other parasites.

>>8273290

My fantasy of someone in my care team being attractive and me not being able to properly court them because i'm, in fact, dealing with the realities of needing to be hospitalized , i.e. pain and disrupted sleep and scheduling

>>8273304

"The only thing that stays in your colon is cancer, polyps, and worms." Homosexual folk wisdom

>>8273245
no i'm sitting and they're standing, duh

>>8273315
Refrain from letting horses destroy your sphincter next time.

>>8273304

lol what? your colon will absorb the water in the cum. Its the lube, if you don't use water based lube that is what you're squirting out.

>>8273242
guys don't be gross, who lets someone cum inside. as if bareback isn't trashy enough

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>>8273264
You're making me blush anon..

>>8273325
I think its hot. Both bareback and getting cummed inside. Sadly my fear of hiv has kept me from doing both.

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>>8273322
Nope you're wrong.

Nice "colon absorbs cum" myth meme

>>8273332
>Sadly my fear of hiv has kept me from doing both.
good

>>8273325
>using condom with your partner
I'll just presume one of you is ridden with STDs if this is is the case. gross.

>>8273325
>who lets someone cum inside. as if bareback isn't trashy enough

People who aren't promiscuous and are in long term monogamous relationships?

>>8273325
I'd let someone that's clean cum inside me for an American citizenship.

>>8273335

basic human anatomy:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_intestine
>The large intestine, or the large bowel, is the last part of the gastrointestinal tract and of the digestive system in vertebrates. Water is absorbed here and the remaining waste material is stored as feces before being removed by defecation.

If you use oil or silicone lube you have to shit that out though.

>>8273235
kik

>>8273338
even then it's messy, tell em to pull out and cum on your belly or your back

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>>8273343

>>8273345

Its still messy regardless.

>>8273345
Finishing inside is just better.

>>8273357

I love getting cummed inside of, desu
If the sex is good leading up to it, i don't even need to cum myself, if they fill me up
It's just so nice and warm and satisfying

>>8273337
>>8273338
>partner
>monogamous
>gays
ok sweetie

>>8273369
>I love getting cummed inside of

And now he's in the hospital. Be smart kids, don't this degenerate.

>guy says he wants to fuck and then blocks you

what did he mean by this, /v/?

>>8273381
>/v/

Idiot.

>>8273381
>/v/
wrong board, perhaps you were being catfished

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>>8273371
>projecting your promiscuity THIS hard
just stop

>>8273387
>posting girls in gaygen

You should stop too.

>>8273391
it's a dude

>tfw no serial killer bf to slit my throat and fuck the whole of his own making
Why live?

>>8273387
desu when you've been with someone long enough and are committed it's okay but i think these fags are doing it in random hookups. it's like how can you trust someone fully? just them saying they're clean? maybe they themselves don't know. it's not a cold you might get, it's a lifelong disease

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>>8273391
>implying gaygen memes can't involve females

it's 2017, anon

>>8273400
Leave.

>>8273404
>shitty reaction image
>a meme

Leave.

>>8273402
>when you see a picture of a criminal and they're average but just cuz they're a criminal they look insanely hot to you
what's wrong with me

>he has touched a vagina in his entire life (including his mum's at birth)
and you call yourself gay? lol

>>8273408
You find danger sexy, it's common enough phenomenon. The real question is why I didn't spell the word "hole" correctly.

>>8273413
How else was I supposed to know I'm gay for sure, if I didn't try a vagina?

>>8273417
you just know

>>8273417
how else would you know you don't wanna fuck turtles if you haven't tried it? that's some dumb retarded shit straight people say

>>8273418
What if I was bi?

>>8273421
you would just know then as well

>>8273421
you just know

>>8273420
What a shitty overexaggerated argument. Some people are just curious, and unsure of themselves, and want to try things. Gosh what a bully.

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>>8273402
you should watch hannibal

>>8273424
>>8273425
So you guys are perfect human beings, and have never ever, ever doubted yourselves about anything, and you just know yourself perfectly, and exactly what you want?

>>8273431
Very accurate.

>>8273433
Well that's rare. Can I please be your bf and worship you?

>>8273431
that would be accurate. never felt the need to try some vagina, if you do tho that's great for you, i don't judge

>>8273436
Yes, but the line starts over there --------------------------------------------
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>>8273428
it's equally bully-ish to argue a gay guy isn't gay until he's tried pussy and saw for himself that he didn't like it

>>8273440
I'm not arguing that, I just don't wanna be laughed at, because I tried pussy when I was a curious teen.

And what if I was raped by a woman?

>>8273444
>And what if I was raped by a woman
that's obviously unfortunate
no one will laugh obviously, the whole gold star gay thing is bullshit

>>8273430
Thanks, but that won't make me any more dead anon.

>>8273450
>gold star gay thing

What does that mean?

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>textboard gaygen
loathe this meme
>tfw no clone bf

>>8273455
gay people who have never been with girls. exclusively gay from the beginning

>>8273457
>clone bf
hate couples that are just alike. like don't you want some variety

>>8273459
Yeah that's what I'm saying.

And guys, what about people who were young and pressured by expectations in society, and just wanted to fit in, because they were insecure? Not a laughing matter.

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>>8273424
>>8273425
Gold star lgbt people are the worst. As if people cant be unsure of themselves. Especially in a consevative christian family. Get over yourselves.

I'm pretty high

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>>8273461
>rejecting your literal soulmate
what a waste

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forgot pic

>>8273474
Good job anon, you'll never be boyfriend material now. You ruined it.

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>>8273476
>crossfit

What a waste.

>>8273479
>implying you cant be high on life

>>8273476
i dunno, i go "awwww" when i see couples that are two different people, age, body type, skin color, height, etc. couples that look like siblings i'm like ok sure

>>8273487
Cute smooth femtwink + hairy muscle daddy is the hottest.

>>8273492
fuck
yes

>hes average looking
>his bio says some shit about testosterone
>ignore it
>reply to his message
>see if he has any social media accounts
>he does
>he's spewing some shit like nofap, no fun, no pleasure because it's subhuman
w e w
l a d

>>8273496
avoid like the plague, he fell for the 4chan memes

>>8273487
>skin color
Oh so two people are different just because of that? You fucking racist.

>>8273505
two people with different skin color are different in their skin color, yes

>>8273505
>Oh so two people are different just because of that?
definitely!

I think we can all agree that no one wants to date black men because, well, they're black.

>>8273503
its tough finding someone these days who hasn't fallen for some retarded memes and turned it into a lifestyle
jfc

>>8273508
>>8273510
>>8273519
omg

I literally cannot even right now

>>8273527
Are you interested in finishing your incomplete sentence?

>>8273519
to me black guys can look really hot, but their dicks look unpleasant. like a dick shouldn't be that color. i know that sounds racist but it's out of my hands

>>8273523
they're not the majority, it's just that they people who have made are fucking loud about it

>>8273533
>it's out of my hands
sure it is... slutbag

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>>8273527

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>>8273533
Black dicks look like a long poop attached to the body. Quite disgusting really.

>>8273578
i didn't want to say it like that but yeah

You're all shallow whores. I'd take anyone who loves me and is able to take care of me financially.

>>8273519
But what is your opinion on dating ayy lmao's?

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>>8273580
It's true why not just say it like that. They look like a turd exiting their body and their balls look like hairy turds that broke off from the main turd while you were pooping.

>>8273590
>take care of me financially
speaking of being shallow and a gold digger and a useless cunt

>>8273590
>is able to take care of me financially

So no black people?

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>hey anon come join me!

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>>8273598

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>>8273590
>take care of me financially.
You have to be really fucking cute, and good at sucking dick if thats what you want.
I've the feeling you have neither of those qualities ^_^

>>8273533
They aren't the majority themselves (in fact their only reach is twitter tbqhwf), but I'd wager that the majority is in fact inbreds who fit into a neat little box they've created out of memes.

>>8273599
a-any gif like that but the guys is naked?

>>8273594
>gold digger
Silver is fine too. Hell, I'll just take food. I don't need much.
>useless cunt
Got me there.
>>8273598
kek
>>8273607
>I've the feeling you have neither of those qualities
Good guess. My personality is shit too.

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>>8273617
no?

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>>8273620

>>8273621
:)

>>8273621
This is staged, right? I wonder if that has ever happened irl.

>>8273627
everything you could ever possibly imagine that doesn't bend physics to the extreme has happened once already

>>8273627
>I wonder if that has ever happened irl.
surely it has in the history of humanity happened a few times

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>>8273627
>staged
no, but the dicc is edited
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWBZc0p3q84

>>8273624
Rude.

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>>8273627
It's fake. The penis bouncing was photo shopped into the video. The guy was just awkwardly sitting there wondering why the guy is flexing and his trainer is filming it.

>>8273631
>tfw no bodybuilder bf who lols when you say you want to work out with him

Why don't people like it when you use names here?

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>>8273633
quit being so sensitive

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>>8273672
4chan is an anonymous message board. It defeats the purpose of the entire website.

>>8273492

i normally go for big husky thicc types, cuz i guess i like the contrast
but recently i met this twinky dude who, like.. i dunno, he's like a masc'er version of me but still super twink and our senses of fashion are both intense and wild, too.
But he's, like, VERY much a twink and, honestly, i dunno where the physical attraction is coming from here for me.

>>8273590

seeking to be financially dependent is a pretty intense relationship requirement, anon. that's a whole life style you want someone to make happen for you.

>>8273677
didn't read lmao

tfw you should be working on something but you'd rather do literally anything else
oy vey

>>8273672
Because considering yourself important enough to stand out on an anonymous imageboard means you're definitely not important enough to stand out.

>>8273683

huh, did i miss something

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>What would you like to eat, Anon?

>>8273690
we have nothing to eat but im a convenience store, open 24/7 daddy

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>>8273689
He's meaning you're worthless and your posts are not worth reading.

>seeking to be financially dependent is a pretty intense relationship requirement, anon. that's a whole life style you want someone to make happen for you.
That is quite sound advice. I'm starting to have some respect for you. Not fully, but a little bit.

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>>8273690
That bombass booty of yours.

>>8273672
This is an anonymous imageboard.

Unless you have a good reason to make yourself recognizable with a name, don't.

An example of a good reason would be that you contribute stories/artwork and want people to be able to keep track of your OC portfolio.

An example of a bad reason would be that you like circlejerking in gaygen a lot.

>>8273709
>An example of a good reason ...
All those reasons you mentioned are stupid. There is no good reason to namefag and tripfag. There is only one reason "attention".

What's gaygen's favorite NBA team?

>>8273672
I dont really mind it. Tells me who to avoid for the most part. But yeah it defeats the whole purpose of an anonymous board. Just go to facebook or insta if you want endless attention.

>>8273722
Chicago for every sport.
As far as the teams still in it, spurs. Although i want to see cavs vs warriors again. If lebron somehow could beat them again, the look on durants face would be so fucking priceless.

>>8273722
NBA is boring af

>>8273729
What sports do you like watching?

>>8273727
>tfw stopped liking the warriors after they changed the cool warrior logo to the shitty bridge one

>>8273731
Hockey, last 15 mins of football (soc), and Olympic water sports tbqh.

>>8273722
>>8273731
>sports

>>8273735
>hockey and football

The definition of boring. And you only watch water sports for hot guys I bet.

>>8273735
>water sports
unrelated but do yall like getting peed on?

>>8273744
Nothing is better than playoff hockey. But im a blackhawks fan so that may play a big part into me liking it. Favorite sport is MMA. Mainly UFC. Great violence, and lots of sexy bodies.

>>8273742
What's your hobby anon? Would you not take a bf, if he likes sports?

>>8273755
>he likes getting people trashed and nearly murdered

What a sicko. Boxing is way better.

>>8273755
>UFC
i LOVE watching female ufc fights. male ufc does nothing for me

>>8273744
>hockey
>boring
WEWLADDI
I watch water sports because it's always pretty exciting, and never has a lot of dead time. Also am swimmer.

>>8273745
>unrelated
But no I don't.

>>8273755
>UFC. Great violence
lol maybe early UFC had great fights now its shit

>>8273759
>Boxing
Hows it feel watching a dead sport?

>>8273763
Good female fight tomorrow, Joanna the queen.

>>8273768
You clearly havnt been watching. Been great the past 2 years.

>>8273766
>tfw no swimmer bf to save me from drowning

>>8273775
How's it feel watching free boyfriends getting their shit broken in for no reason, sicko? UFC isn't even real fighting most of the time. They just grapple on the ground.

>>8273775
>Been great the past 2 years
No it has not. They match real fighters with dipshit kids.

>>8273775
>Joanna the queen
i'll watch of course

>>8273782
>grapple on the ground
that's the best part

>>8273786
Why don't you just watch porn if you wanna see dudes cuddle?

>>8273782
>for no reason
Glory, Money, Fame, Fun, Testing ones abilities as a fighter. Also, there are far more injuries in the big 4 sports then in UFC.
>Doesnt realize grappling and ground game are major parts of fighting
DROPPED

>>8273785
They will always have those fights. But you simly arent watching if you dont think there have been any real fights every card.

Is it cheating with my bf if I look for girls on tinder and most likely get rejected by all of them because no sane girls is fine with a manlet with a baby dock? Side note: I've never popped a boner for a girl ever but want my own kids in the future.

>>8273798
Let me see you try grappling in a street fight.

>>8273801
Baby dick* sorry for phoneposting.

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>>8273794
Yeah I'm sure cuddling is what's happening in gay porn.

>>8273794
as i said, i don't watch male ufc. females on the ground just makes me clutch my pearls and gasp tho

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>>8273803
Now i know you're retarded.

>>8273777
you'll find him someday

>>8273801
lelwyd

>>8273801
just get babies with your bf, preferably using his sperm so your kids aren't manlets with tiny dicks

>>8273807
>he doesn't know about that xtube channel that's all about hot guys cuddling

I'm so sorry anon.

>>8273813
Now I know you've never been in a street fight, and I wont be there to defend you, when 3 gay haters jump you.

>>8273816
>xtube channel that's all about hot guys cuddling
i NEED this, link plz

>>8273816
>3 gay haters jump you
it's not 1999 any more, black trans women are what people are looking for these days.

Ever dated a fat or chubby guy gg ? What was it like ?

>>8273831
chubby yeah and he was a major qt and super sweet but he was frustrating to be around because he never wanted anything but that's just moreso his own trait rather than one related to being chubby i suppose

>>8273831
not obese fat but muscle fat. i like a muscly guy with some belly. it was fine, best cuddles. cuddling with some skinty skeleton is no fun

>>8273825
You can still get in a fight with some pussy, and get curb stomped by his friends, after they see you're winning.

>>8273819
I actually made that up, because I had no argument. But we can start one if you want. I was also trying to bait someone that actually knows of such a channel.

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>>8273815
That wouldn't be my own kids

>>8273834

what was the sex like ?

>>8273816
Well yeah you'll have to fight different if theres multiple attackers. But i dont associate with niggers, so the likelihood i get into a fight other than a 1v1 is low.

>>8273839
>still caring about spreading your shitty genes
grow up

>>8273848
>walking down the street
>hear a "eyo lemme c dat iphone whiteboi" by a few black gentlemen

What do you do?

>>8273853
give them the iphone so they can put in their phone numbers so we can arrange a gang bang for later, obvi

>>8273853
I run. No point is fighting unless its absolutely necessary. Mainly because i dont know if they have a weapon concealed. And like you said, I dont know if another person would interfere.

>>8273872
>thinking you can outrun a black person

Rest in peace anon.

>>8273851
This

If you got shit genetics just stop reproducing.

>>8273875
>thinking a black person who would rob a somebody isnt carrying some type of weapon.
You cant win with blacks tbqh.

>>8273889
>being such a pessimist

If I was your bf I'd hold them up until you ran away, even if I meant dying.

>>8273853
>going near the nigger part of town
why

>>8273851
>>8273882
This is the most jewish thing I heard all day

>>8273905
>black people can't come to my neighborhood, or lurk around downtown, where I'm taking a stroll

It's not even about blacks only, you can get jumped by anyone at any time.

>>8273894
Its being a realist. Seen too many videos of street fights starting off fine, 1v1, then someone pulls a gun/knife and its over. Not worth it imo. Unless my family is in danger, I will never get into another street fight.

>>8273908
not really. what's jewish is the need to reproduce at any cost

>>8273914
What do you mean? It's not like you have a choice if someone attacks you. Are you just gonna stand there getting murdered?

>>8273919
I already told you. Ill run. If im cornered obviously im gonna throw hands. But if i can avoid or retreat in any way i will.

>>8273929
>im gonna throw hands

Exactly, you wont try grappling.

>>8273914
>then someone pulls a gun/knife and its over.
That's why you have to pull the gun first.

>>8273934
Are dumb are you? You can incorporate grappling if you see an opening for it. Conor mcgregor and bruce lee said it best, paraphrasing here but it was something like, why only learn 1 style, when you can learn many styles and incorporate everything and anything into a fight when it calls for it.

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>>8273916
Nah. Definitely the most jewish thing I heard today.

>>8273950
>Are dumb are you

Stopped reading right there. Nice spelling mistake.

>>8273951
>>>>>>>>>>>/twitpol/

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>>8273956

>>8273963
Nah, jokes aside, the argument is boxing vs ground fighting. And clearly boxing is better to learn. I'd much rather be good at boxing, than be good at ground fighting. And Bruce Lee is only a celebrity, he's not a real fighter.

>>8270736
Autogynephile
Basically you get off on acting like a woman

>tfw I will never have any biological children
>tfw the patriarchy will never be restored and women will be turned into barefoot and pregnant slaves for men

REEEEEEEEE

Post your most secret gay fantasies.

I want an American bf to fuck me with a MAGA hat on.

>>8274024

Are you a Mexican ?

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/12/style/modern-love-white-shirt-black-nametag-big-secret.html

>tfw no gay mormon missionary bf

>>8274029
No, European.

>>8274024
that isnt even remotely edgy
whats the point of having a secret fantasy if it isnt edgy???????

>>8274045
Ok, how about no condom?

>>8274024
i want my two ex-boyfriends to suck on and bite one of my nipples each while this dude who i used to hook up with and had a gigantic dick fucks me

>>8274048
whoa revolutionary

>>8274035

Then where does the fantasy come from ?

>>8274051
>sex with more than one person

Yo that's scary.

>>8274053
Ok, how about I call him "daddy", and he calls me "boy" while ALSO pulling my hair a little bit?

>>8274059
the (you) mental illness

>>8273978
But its not an argument of which is better, obviously the best one thing to have is stand up. Im arguing its better to have an arsenal of weapons, rather than just 1. Also many "real" fighters have said bruce lee would have been a monster in competitive fighting.

>>8274024
For these two guys at work to double team me. Nothing crazy..

>>8274062
yeah but as i wrote, i'm not doing anything. i'm just lying there having three dudes do the things i enjoy the most.

I am STILL upset that, during april's fool, pol and lgbt wasnt merged into /polgbt/

>>8274059
That it will never happen.

>>8274067
Yeah, but obviously it will take you many years to gather an arsenal of weapons. If you're a high schooler that's getting bullied for example, you'd 100% want to go into boxing. And Bruce Lee would only be good in non full contact fighting.

>>8270227
You can film yourself too, y'know...

Anyone want to play Diablo 2 with me?

Well anon why aren't you in an open marriage ?

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/11/magazine/is-an-open-marriage-a-happier-marriage.html

>>8274167
>(((nytimes)))
see >>8273951

>>8274167
Because I'm not married.

>>8274167
Fuck no.

>>8274167
open marriages are weird, like i get that romantic love and sexual love might not be the same thing for some people and if it's ok with both people there's nothing wrong with it but flaunting having sex outside of the marriage seems a little off

>>8274167
because it's irrational when polyamory exists

>>8274143
i only play fun games soz

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>>8274235
ESO is pretty fun

>>8274248
thats true bb

>>8274235
Diablo 2 is one of the best games ever made, and is very fun with boyfriends.

>>8273839
just take turns
>having less than two kids
it's like you want the end of occidental civilization

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>>8274299
>tfw no bf to play PoE 3.0 with me

>>8274299
both of those statements are false but I'm glad you've reached a state in your life where delusional happiness is the only thing keeping you going

>>8274167

Why are gay men so disgusting and have open relationships ? Why does our community has to be a freak show ?

>>8274340
open marriages happen a lot in straight relationships too

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>>8274339

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>>8274339
end your fucking life

>>8274024
I want be a bull for a harem of submissive slaves. I will keep their dicks in chastity, so they can better focus on pleasing me.

>>8274460
Chastity devices don't actually seem that bad, what's the stigma over them exactly?

>>8274339
t. virgin for life

>>8274352
>>8274366
>>8274490
dont you have a kickstarter preying on nostalgia to fund? :3

>>8274548
What diablo clone are you talking about?

>>8274557
Umbra, but mainly it was just a vague reference.

>>8274473
I think is crazy hot. The self denial is a huge turn on.

I'm surprised it's not more common too. I know a lot of bottoms that don't like their dicks touched during sex.

>>8274608
It's pretty common as far as fetishes go, but it doesn't have the talk-ability of other fetishes.

>>8274024
I wanna be catcalled and sexually harassed by pushy street thugs who are all much taller and beefier than me

>>8274650
Just bullied by thugs, or actually raped?

>>8274746
Not raped raped, just pressured into segs

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New thread >>8274990

I want thomas wayne and superman to cum inside me.