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>tfw no slave bf to do my schoolwork for me

fuck all known references to twinks

flamer genocide when?

>>8279915
>fuck twinks
don't mind if I do :x

>>8279919
Probably next year if all this culture war keeps up and da nigz keep blaming le white twinks for everything.

>>8279892
slaves have low IQs
you would fail

>tfw no bear bf to marry for a citizenship

>>8279952
You know there were literally enslaved greek scholars in ancient rome?

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>>8279915
>>8279919
Someone got BTFO on grindr...

>>8279962
maybe if you tell us what E.European country you're from

This is the best song in Eurovision

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElqbLPcTHAI&list=RDQMRaMyeZaFwrk

>>8279892
>tfw slave bf
thanks for the idea

>>8279973
you know not everything you see in anime is real?

>>8279977
Does it matter though?

>>8280008
okay but this is verified historical fact

>>8280018
I'm interested

>>8280024
Bulgaria.

>>8280029
I like Bulgaria

>>8280029
literally the only thing I know about bulgaria is that a bulgarian peasant somehow managed to become the byzantine emperor

>>8280036
>not knowing about Azis
lmaoing @ ur lyfe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4hQ4J4BFOM

>>8280042
That degenerate is an embarrassment to my country, and he's not even Bulgarian, he's a gypsy.

>>8280036
Who are you referring to?

>>8280100
I know lmao
I trigger my Bulgarian friend by posting him all the time

>>8280113
basil 1 I think

>>8280118
He's kind of Macedonian, but ok.

>>8280242
>Macedonia
lol

>>8280246
Don't bully my little brother.

>>8280251
ok
am sry

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>Your new bf is at the end of this hallway

>tfw foam precum

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>when the dicklust hits you hard

I really need a stable bf

>>8280520
>tfw everyone in here is a bottom, so we can't pair up

I hate the guys that COMPLETELY change once they're in a relationship. I guarantee the dick isn't even that good but suddenly they get into a relationship and they go from being this gaping slut with a potty mouth into someone who posts about how thankful they are on twitter daily.

itz 2 much

>>8280649
2 bottoms can successfully be in a relationship the top/bottom dichotomy is purely to easily understand likes rather than a strict adherence to some shitty sex rules.

>>8280736
>successful relationship
>no sex

Yeah, nah.

>>8280755
Who said they aren't having sex? LMAO
Like you've got to be 5 to actually believe that two bottoms who are into each other and are into sex are going to entirely deny that experience just because they self-label as bottom.

>>8280762
A bottom is someone that gets a dick stuck into them, not the one that sticks it in.

>>8280767
Oh so you are 5, gr8

>>8280772
Not an argument.

>>8280767
Two bottoms have sex by kissing their boiholes together, this is known fact

>>8280782
No, that's just foreplay. To have sex you need a nice big cock in your ass, not a tiny limp bottom boy cock that lasts 30 seconds.

>>8280767
Nigg, you don't seem to understand. The two bottoms will get CREATIVE.

>>8280796
Get creative how lmao? A bottom wants to get fucked, and a bottom can't do the fucking. Fullstop.

>>8280793
>his boihole is this untrained
any experienced bottom can vacuum suck that mothafucka with the grip strength of an enraged gorilla

>>8280801
Cringe.

>>8280816
I know you are but what am I?

>>8280825
see >>8280772

>>8280829
I know you are but what am I?

>>8280835
see >>8280829

>>8280839
I know you are but what am I?

>>8280799
>hasn't heard of double-headed dildos

>>8280846
Gay.

>>8280853
>dildos are just as good as real dick

Mental.

>>8280857
I know you are but what am I?

>>8280796
Exactly. Just need a bull to top you both.

Two 7s should be able to pull a 10.

>>8280859
Gay?

>>8280884
I know you are but what am I?

>>8280868
Then why not just be a bottom and get a top bf????? Why need a bottom bf then????

>>8280892
Are you not gay?

>>8280755
well for gay men in particular many couples don't have penetrative sex at all.

>>8280932
oh yeah, i got lost for a second there

>>8280947
And that's clearly not a successful relationship.

>>8280895
Because you can't find a top. Or just want cuddles.

>>8280969
when did catty bitchiness become an attractive personality trait to you
it's just annoying

>>8280983
But you just said a 7 can pull a 10.

>>8280986
Huh?

>>8280998
Two 7's.

>>8281051
A 7 bottom can easily find a good enough top, and not have to settle for a shitty bottom bf.

Can someone more creative suggest a gay nick name for this one game I'm gonna play? I tried just "gay" but it was taken.

>>8281259
nigger

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>8281259
BoyKisser

>>8281259
sir gobblecoq

>>8281259


Bpuss

>>8281524
I'm not gonna steal the legendary boykisser name.

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>>8279835
HAND OVER THE FUCKING BF RIGHT NOW

>tfw no bf that can deal with me and my work schedule

>>8280799
>and a bottom can't do the fucking
what kind of retardation is this
just because someone calls themselves bottom, doesn't mean they fucking lose access to their dick
they can still fuck, probably better than the average top you've been with tbqhwyfwidcma

>>8281847
Honestly I just want a BF who is barely going to be there except for certain days of the year in which we spend the entire time just being lazy fucks with cum all over ourselves.

>>8281583
Hand over the racist memes and there will be no huwite genocide.

>>8281871
Nah fuck you and your degeneracy. Get yourself a fuckbuddy

>>8281889
I want a fuckbuddy w/ all strings attached tho, except the space string I don't want to have to live every single day with someone just because he's dicking me right.

>>8281895
You are scum

>>8281847
>>8281871
what do you even do?

>>8281900
ty bb it means a lot

>>8281849
>he thinks he can top with his tiny 1 minute lasting dick and passive attitude

Know your place cumslut.

>>8281902
I'm not the anon who tfw no bf, but I soft dev

>>8281905
see >>8281900

>>8281902
I work 12 hour security shifts.
During my days on my 'downtime' is sleeping
On my days off I try to find things to do

>>8281912
see >>8281912

Are people so edgy online because they're unfulfilled in life?

>>8282377

I know I am. I am gay dead. Its not even the extinct sex life. Its having no idea wtf I am supposed to be doing. Idk if its edginess. Just general misanthropy. Isnt a misanthropic homosexual a contradiction in terms. This neurosis is killing me.

>>8282418
Get a bf

>>8282418

This is me too, I feel so alone but I have no energy to change it really.

It's kind of nice to wallow in your own sadness at times.

>>8282418
>>8282561
do something different in your day then fags

Summer is honestly the worst season. You always expect the qts to walk around shirtless and for there to be a steady breeze daily, but in reality it's always a bunch of overweight men who look greasy and yet leathery walking around naked. It's just too much.

>tfw going to bed and dreaming about anon fucking my tight bp with his thick mancock

>>8282455
>>8282596

I guess Im not communicating properly. If I elaborate on what it means to know what I know about men and being alive this long, its going to piss someone off and Im gonna get flamed and be expected to argue and convince no one anyways.

The heteros fix for this is marriage and family, a context for an identity. Even when you dont feel like you wanna be a dad or husband, its there nonetheless, so you have something to reinforce the notion of who you are.

I am past the age and interest in identity politics. I have too much experience with people to want to live with someone or follow notions of romance. I dont have the fear of dying alone. If I did, it would mean I want the one I claim to love to suffer it for me.

It makes no sense to call myself 'gay' anymore. I'm sure if I chose to, I could find some rent boy and throw some coin at him to flop around naked for shits and giggles. But I would know its all a big cosmic joke and the poor kid would have no idea why it was depressing me.

"Gay death" only means a lack of sex to young gays because thats naturally what they associate the two words together as meaning. Its more than that. Its a sense of self-exile. You've left the herd and there is no way back. You become a wraith in society. You watch, you listen, but you're not really there. Your peer group was scattered to the wind decades ago. Its not that you're lonely. Its that you cant remember why you should be.

Thats the identity problem. Its like waking up on stage, your self image is the packed house watching and you have no idea what the play is or what your part is.

Sorry for blogging or being a bore/bummer. Writing it out just helps define it, since I realize Im not being clear.

Good evening.

>>8282720
Nice blog faggot

>>8282674
Don't have to just let those dreams be dreams anon <3

>>8282720
You're still not being clear because you lack any sort of understanding of self. In addition, you seem to have an inability to realise the self as an entity that can exist wholly without the group.
Hope that points you in the right direction, you'll figure it out, just mind the abyss.

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WELL

>I'm not out to my straight circle of friends
>Make stupid bets all the time with punishments for the losers
>lost at volleyball today
>losing team has to go to a gay bar bar for at least one drink with pictures to prove it
>basically know all the bartenders and club kids all over town

>>8283087

Haha fag

>>8283087
>Make stupid bets all the time with punishments for the losers
is your life a gay porn or are you just pretending it is

>>8283147
I've had 3 repair guys come over and told me to stop being lazy so shit doesn't break so easily but still no dick
Hopefully it happens soon though

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>>8283147
I usually win and don't force them to do gay shit that's for sure

>>8283087
Something similar happened to me today, except I'm a tranny!

>I'm not out to my cis circle of friends
>Make stupid bets all the time with punishments for the losers
>lost at Dark Souls today
>losing team has to go to a trans brothel brothel for at least one ladyboy with pictures to prove it
>basically know all the madames and whores all over town

>>8283147
>>8283291
Why do you think I'm fucking role-playing some porn fantasy?

I have crappy friend but I've invested too much time with them

>>8281486
what are good ones?
tsumino is full of traps and shotas and i just cute normal men

>>8283315
The mistake you're making is thinking that we care. I believe your story. I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't true either. But I've got better things to do than post "lol so true xD" or "ur a liar fag". Better things like, for example, turning your story into a porn fantasy.

Don't like it? Hurry up and come out so you can put your status updates on facebook where you obviously want them, newfag.

>>8283341
Shorts > men

I am awake

>tfw no bf

Every gay person around me just wants a shitty "open relationship" at best

>>8283909
I find guys wanting relationships but they are all obese slobs.

I'm no pretty boy or huge jacked man but I still think it is ridiculously how many fat,filthy losers think they could possibly stand a chance with me.

>>8283957
Male privilege

>>8283965
What is,rejecting trash or being rejected trash?

>>8283973
Thinking they are entitled to everything

>>8283682
YOU CAN'T POST PUSSIES IN /GAYGEN/!!!!

[spoiler]Just kidding that is really cute thanks for sharing [/spoiler]

>>8284122
>entitled
Real man just takes, a beta waits until approval.

>>8284156
your real man is a disgusting blob who gets shut down then whines to /r9k/

hey help a fag out

Two Q's, the first being about coming out to straight best friend. I keep going back on forth about it, sometimes feels right, sometimes feels like a bad idea. I mean, I feel like he's gotta know on his own intuition by now right? I just don't know. I know I just gotta get it over with but tHis FuCKiNg sUcKs??

Second quick question, are gay bars hell? I'm just trying to meet someone cool, not get fucked, and they seem like horny lil hotbeds of sad men. Tinder aint working I figured maybe I can meet someone there.

>>8284232
According to another thread gay bars are infested with straight men and women who go there for the atmosphere.
So gay bars are just bars now with het couples chilling and then getting upset when gays hit on them

>>8284348
Love when this happens. I laugh at them, and then they don't come back, and nobody is sad.

What are they gonna do, leave a bad review? "Don't come here. Gay people WILL HIT ON YOU."

>tfw still no qt in my arms on a Sunday morning :(

>>8284689
you don't deserve it :)

>tfw my bf had us watch the holy grail
it was boring as fuck and probably was the mother of all 'lel so random xDDD' leddit humor but I'm glad I watched another classic

>tfw not gay but want a bf because guys are hotter than girls

>>8284770
>not gay

>>8284765
I'll take your bf if you're sick of him
you obviously have shit taste

>>8284765
this is like watching the blair witch project and going "xD lelel anOTHER found footage movie, it's so cliche give it a REST"

it's genre defining and has its moments. french taunting still makes me laugh! many of the things that reddit humor attempts to do, monty python did first and better (the monks reading from the book, the witch-weighing, the peasant whining about "watery tarts lobbing scimitars at people," etc.)

>>8284770
you forgot >n-no homo

>bf asks what I'm doing tonight
>tell him I have a raid scheduled for mythic guldan (the guild can consistently get into p3 now so it's most likely a kill tonight)
>ask him over anyway to watch me have his back turned on him for 4 hours
>he accepts
d'awww

>>8284842
>not making him blow you underneath the desk while you raid
cmon get creative

>>8284797
chill out

>>8284921
>implying anon won't be the one choking on mic

>>8284842
Why can't I have a bf like this?

>>8284751
:(

>>8284765
monty python is an acquired taste but there must have been some stuff that made you laugh

>>8284842
tfw no bf to watch vidya

>>8284842
the guy I'm fucking is coming over to try out a new recipe on me.

>>8284921
If I played video games I'd want to try this. It's more fun being the tormentor, though. I once did something like this to him while he was on the phone.

>>8285090
yes I genuinely laughed about ~5 times and the rest of the time was reddit humor if it existed during the 70s

>>8284765
>leddit humor
What is this, 2013?
Also I hope you're not this autistic in public with your boyfriend as you are here.

N O R M I E S
G E T
O U T

Hello, where the husbands at?

>>8285293
at the husband store

>>8285300
I have one free husband coupon. Thank you very much!

>>8285293
>jumping straight to marriage
buy a girl a drink first jeez

>>8285321
>drinking

No thanks.

>>8285348
>not drinking

No thanks.

>>8285348
I don't drink either, don't see the appeal

>>8285419
Marry me?

>>8285441
again, bit sudden to jump straight into marriage isn't it?

>>8285458
Isn't marriage the ultimate achievement in the search for happiness?

>>8285476
>he fell for the meme

>>8285483
I only fell for you, bb.

>>8285096
is the recipe dick?

>>8285419
>I don't drink either, don't see the appeal
ummmmmmmmmmm

If you like drinking, wouldn't it be optimal for you to get a bf that doesn't drink?

>wont drink your alcohol
>will keep you out of trouble because he's sober
>will drive you around when you're drunk
>will be there to fight bullies in your place when you're too wasted
>will take care of you in the morning when you're hungover

>>8285476
not necessarily

>>8285563
what? don't see the appeal in being drunk I guess

>>8285580
>wanting a pisshead bf

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>>8285580
really made me think

>>8285589
>wanting a pisshead bf

It's a matter if he wants me.

>>8285536
I'm not into bottoming and he hasn't asked to switch which

>implying I'd entertain it even if he did

so I'd guess we're pretty happy with the current arrangement. Did finally try eating ass though. It's more fun than I had originally assumed. Mainly because of the way he reacts more than anything else.

>>8285642

What does ass taste like?

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>>8285580
>>8285589

>>8285652
sweat and degradation

>>8285476
No it's just an imitation.

The real ultimate achievement in the search for happiness is completely ruining someone's sex life for the rest of his miserable existence.

Easily attainable through marriage, but the art is to do it without cheating.

>>8285680
I'm gonna have to call the FBI on you, rapist.

>>8285694
>guilt tripping someone into being celibate because dear old hubby/wife doesn't put out is rape
ok???

>>8285694
Already called the KGB on ur gay ass bitch

>>8285714
>raping dudes

not ok!!!

>>8285754
>raping
>dudes

>>8285754
Marriage is like the polar opposite of rape.

Instead of forcing them into sex you're forcing them into never having sex again.

>>8285768
>being
>a rapist

>>8285680
>>8285714
>>8285780
I thought the idea was to marry someone who wants to have sex with you as much as you do them?

>>8285780
What are you talking about? Wouldn't you have mad sex all day with your husband if you had one?

>>8285792
>>8285795
It's marriage.
It's a cishet tradition. It's not supposed to be fun.
Cishets don't have fun.

>>8285814
Oh, it's the cringy schizophrenic again. Move along.

>>8285821
I'm not Delta.

>>8285834
Yeah, you're even worse than him.

>>8285843
:(

>>8285792
Sex isn't static though and therefore marrying someone purely because they want to have sex just as much as you do in the present moment is quite honestly the most retarded b8 I've read this year.

>>8285843
You sound exceptionally bitter.
Did I upset you?

>>8285859
>u mad xd

So predictable.

>>8285652
>>8285667
It just kind of tasted like skin to me. I didn't think I'd like it and the act itself isn't a major turn on for me, but his reaction to it was endearing enough that I'd definitely do it again. I like it best when he's flustered, aroused and a little indignant or embarrassed. Feels like I have the upper hand then.

>>8285867
>predictable
That conflicts with being a schizophrenic, doesn't it?

>THAT qt3.14 blonde buff manlet at the gym who usually works out the same time as I do for ~3 years
>is an eye magnet for me wherever he goes
>notice in my peripheral vision he looks my way sometimes as well (if I'm not imagining things)
>sometimes we accidentally get eye contact but I try to avoid it because autism
>he's one of these normies who goes around casually conversating with others at the gym but never said anything to me
it feels like I know him despite not having talked to him

>>8285889
Even a schizo would use the last resort typical /b/ response when he's cornered.

>>8285895
this is actual autism

>>8285897
>last resort typical /b/ response
I'd have accused you of being a fervent fan of cuckoldry if it were.

>>8285928
That's what someone from /v/ would do.

>>8285934
/v/ was a mistake.

You were both mistakes, now stop shitting up the thread.

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>>8285945
/v/ can still manage to be one of the comfier boards sometimes

>>8285973
Never. Even on a really good day in an acceptable thread, it's still unsettling.

>>8285895
Just ask him for a spot bro.

suggest me and the bf some fun positions

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>>8285973
The only occasional comfy /v/ threads are the ace attorney ones

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>tfw today is the official butt day in sweden, at least
>tfw bf coming over in 2 hours

>>8286104
Swedes are disgusting though.

>>8286108
yeah we have a huge abundance of femfaggots and sand niggers that no one wants, but the rest is p decent

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Hey guys, please check out our discord. We are a /lgbt/ general chat independent of sexuality and part of a chain of servers along with /an/, /out/, /k/ and /co/. We welcome everyone! ^-^

https://discord.gg/aQRNWEN

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>>8286108
no bully

>>8286130
disgusting

I dunno, I just got high for the first time in 3 years around straight friends that I'm closeted around and I left early and am wondering if they all know I'm gay and are making fun of me behind my back. I think I'm having a panic attack. Usually not this dramatic.

I should really just come out probably. How bad is it if you live in a rural American town and work a blue collar job?

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Macron
>soulless
>sadist
definitely the top

Trudeau
>Fem
>"if you kill your enemies, they win"
always a bottom

>>8286080
Acrobatic stuff is fun. Up against the wall, in the air, etc.

The fun sort of sex, dyels and fatties never get.

>>8286172
he's dyel and fat so that won't happen ;__; we've done sideways, me lying flat on my belly, missionary and him standing up fucking me laying in the bed

>>8286149
It's just the weed making you paranoid.

You should come out though. If friends ditch you cause you're gay they weren't really friends in the first place.

>>8286170
they're both vers
it isn't the 80s anymore pham

>>8286175
that sounds like foreplay desu neko chan
when does the good sex actually happen?

>>8286104
>he posted it again

>>8286207
Anyone who says Trudeau can top is a liar.

>>8286218
the tops are never the ones you actually expect tbqhwyf
learned that the hard way

>>8286175
did your bf finally stop masturbating?

>>8286213
>when does the good sex actually happen?
h-haha
>>8286234
I dunno, but last time he actually came by just fucking me, and he did it in my bum, so that's an improvement

>>8286222
That's true, but not on this scenario.

>>8286130
Kill yourself.

>>8286238
> last time he actually came by just fucking me
lmao what was he doing before? fucking you and then ejaculating later on while thinking of someone cuter?

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>tfw no bottom of ethereal beauty and otherworldly confidence to seduce you and lead the way and then capture your semen inside of him, binding you as his slave forever

>>8286251
I've explained it here before but prior he usually got exhausted fucking me, then asked me to ride him which and I can't keep up riding him for more than ~7 mins because that takes way more effort than fucking, then I just gave up and we finished by jerking off and kissing. but last time was different and I hope it stays that way.

>>8286254
U just want some incubus fuccboi to steal your soul.
It could be arranged.

>tfw no femboi powerbottom gamer bf

>>8286258
y'all need some cardio

>>8286254
@ me next time

>>8286266
He said ethereal beauty.

>>8286258
So it's a stamina thing? Better than nerves or self-loathing or whatever else. Mental blocks take a while. At least physical can be overcome with exercise. Is he at least trying to get fitter?

Until then sounds like you'll have to rely on more adventurous stuff that doesn't involve positions. Lots of foreplay and mental stimulation helps too.

>>8286269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKHhBGULeUw

>>8286266
nothing wrong with my endurance, I run an hour every other day, but my legs give up riding after that amount of time. he however....
>>8286272
>So it's a stamina thing?
Yes, well. Before we got eachother tested so we could do bareback his excuse was getting soft by using condoms. Then it was stamina. I'm glad that changed last time and I hope it stays that way.
>Is he at least trying to get fitter?
nope. I've invited him to gym with me but he says he would be embarrassed going there.

thanks for the advice m89

>tfw no scientist bf to mutate me into a degenerate fuckblob

>>8286318
already there

>>8286336
but where are my sixteen dicks?

>>8286348
when you find one you'll find the rest

is it normal/possible to have more than one orgasm during sex

>>8286357
what's this thing of above-average size between my legs then

>>8286365
reported for cp

>>8286363
possible yes, normal, no bc most people are barely hitting o once

>>8286363
Yeah. You don't get to the really good stuff till round 3+ imo

>>8286363
Yeah, if you're a bottom and the top lasts long and knows how to hit that prostate.

>>8286285
If he's interested in getting in better shape he could always workout at home until he got enough confidence to go to the gym, I guess. But stamina generally improves the more sex you have. At least in my experience.

>>8286363
Yes and yes. Seems especially true for the one taking the dick. I haven't been able to do it because I don't have an interest in being on the bottom, but my refractory period is almost nonexistent so I don't mind. I've heard of other tops being able to, though.

>>8286397
Agreement. Wrecking someone completely is pretty fun.

>>8286441
>But stamina generally improves the more sex you have. At least in my experience.

Slut.

>>8286436
I did that to my ex. We were doing it on the floor, and my knees hurt so much because the floor is hard and I was grinding my knees from humping. He was on his back with a pillow on his ass, so I was the only one uncomfortable.

The point is, if he last that long, he probably doesn't like it, but he's doing it out of duty.

I already miss him.

>>8286441
you spit a big game for a misanthrope who's fallen head-over-heels for his fuckbuddy lmao you tell him yet? you two still fighting?

>>8286573
DRAG HIM SIS

>those flamboyant gays that talk like hoodrat women with shitty slang and always try to start drama and fight

Don't be that gay.

>>8286452
I'm not denying I'm a raging nympho. Only for one person at a time though. At least I have that going for me.

>>8286573
I've already told you that I'm taking that to the grave with me. We did make up, though. Even though I'm still not 100% certain why he got upset in the first place. Now we've resumed our regular routine of me antagonizing the shit out of him and gently bullying him with my dick.

>>8286600
I'm as pissed off about feeling this way as you are believe me.

>>8286648
Why not try love for once?

>>8286648
i dont give a fuck actually but thx 4 askin

Am I allowed to top if I have a small cock?

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>>8286763
I've already reported you to the fag police

they're already on their way, your inferior boidick will spend the rest of it's life in a chastity device

>>8286821
>chastity

I'd rather die. Why do people like this shit?

>>8286825
haven't tried it, but it seems pretty cool, it's very symbolically submissive

>>8286856
But you'll get a boner and it will hurt a lot.

>>8286907
Oh, it does? Couldn't you make one in erection size then?

>>8286911
I don't know, but it should. How would an erection size one work? It will just fall off when you're flaccid.

hey guys i just turned 18 like two days ago what should i do?

>>8286696
No thanks.

>>8286710
No problem hunty or whatever you queens call each other now a days.

>>8286961
Get a hairy muscle daddy to teach you about gay sex.

>>8286379
>>8286397
>>8286436
>>8286441
so it doesn't hurt them, then??? that's mainly what I'm worried about.

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>>8286856
As a top, the idea of a locked bottom is hot as fuck.

What is the undisputed hottest English accent of all time?

I can't decide between Irish, or Texan, if it's even called that.

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>>8287067
imagine my shark

>>8287138
Shark?

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>>8287148
Imagine if you will, a main stream meteor

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Has anyone found themselves associating names with tops, bottoms, or just general attractions?

I've been running into a LOT of tops named Michael or Mike recently...it's uncanny.

>>8287167
Name starting with M master race reporting in.

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This board is utter shit for discussion.

You would think a terrorist cell of tranny wannabes had taken a busload of gay tenth graders hostage and this board was how the prisoners passed the time on their phones while waiting to be rescued.

>>8287277
Removing the T from LGBT when?

>>8280273
Im coming, babe

>you will never de-age back into when you were a cute shota and forced to go to school again, where you watch everyone except you grow up into a tall and beefy masc dude while you become even more twinkish and cute and teased for it

deep voices are TOO MUCH my bussy

>>8287323
>>8278168
>>8278178

>>8287277
I miss old gaygen

>>8287323
wish I could go back to when I was younger
so many things I'd do differently

>>8286262
>tfw only a cuteboi

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>>8286647
Stay seething hunty

>>8287447
What's a hunty?

>>8287474
It's a cunty way to say honey

>>8287488
So you're bullying me, but also being nice to me at the same time?

>>8287497
Essentially. It's kind of a staple in drag to be a little underhanded. Since you can't make fun of someone for being gay if you're gay yourself, you can pick it something sassy instead.

>>8287511
It's not about making someone for being gay, it's just about exerting aggression in the only way that's socially acceptable. Well except now that people have caught on.

>>8284779
It's true, though.

>>8284822
Right.

>>8286989
They might be a little overstimulated and sensitive but otherwise fine.

>>8287497
That's pretty much my chosen strategy for getting guys to like me, actually. It's worked alright so far.

would you guys date a ftm? i matched with someone on tinder and we had good conversation for two days and before we finalized plans to meet the person divulged this fact about themselves. idk how to respond, but at the very least i don't think i'm ready for sex

>>8288022
Nah

>>8288022
If they pass well enough.

A nice beard is a plus. I've seen some with better facial hair than me

Is Sonic the Hedgehog a twink?

>tfw no bf to fuck me until my ass bleeds

>tfw no bf to fuck until his ass bleeds

>>8288022
No
No penis or pump action penis is a dealbreaker.

If a FTM post op tranny has a penis made of arm flesh is it sex or fisting?

>>8288268
its postmodern fisting

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>>8288271
There isn't a thing in that sentences I didn't like

>>8288279
iconic truly *sniffs*

>tfw handlet and wristlet

>>8288135
>tails is the twink
>sonic a twunk
>knuckles a jock

I can't believe you made me write this with my own fucking hands.

>>8288462
what even

>>8288477
tails is the trap in tronz denial but taking blockers and loves posting images of themselves in thigh high striped socks
the rest is accurate tho

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>tfw no /mu/ bf

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>>8288532
/mu/ here

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>>8288548
hi

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>>8288563
no not that mutant

>>8288022
maybe but I'd break up if the sex was bad.

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>>8288570
i never get fair treatment on this website

>>8288493
true
shadow is a powerbottom

>>8288600
stan an actually qt idol

>>8288605
also very accurate but also slightly masochistic

>>8288616
and he totally does that masc4masc bullshit.

silver would be the weird shut in trawling grindr that thinks he's smarter/better than everyone he hits up

I found a qt boi I want but if I date him can I still ERP on Wow or is that cheating?

>>8288623
Why would you need to? I don't think it's automatically cheating but if your sex life with him is good then what would you gain from it?

>>8288630
Masturbate over being a panda femboy slut who takes big doggydoggy dicks

>>8288637
Just do that with your bf

>>8288493
>>8288605
>>8288616
>>8288622
Holy shit I'm sorry I started this by feeding a troll.

>watching forensics shows about murders
>always hope the person gets off/think the prosecution didn't prove their guilt conclusively enough
Am I evil?

>>8288806
You're just self-inserting as the murderer, sorry accused murderer.

>>8279892
be hot and tall

>>8288821
Makes sense. That still seems kinda evil though.

>>8288832
Possibly you sympathize with something about them. If you see authority negatively, if you've felt a desire to harm people, etc.

>tfw starting to lust after women again
help

>tfw supposed to be doing work but i'm reading Blind Date articles in the guardian instead

there's so much going on in these articles they could be their own tv series

you get one guy gushing about the date and raving about the other person and wanting to meet again and the other guy is just "nah i don't think i'd like to meet them again"

>>8288890
>tfw supposed to be doing work but it's 6.30 in the fucking morning and I feel like I've already been dead for a week and a half plus I have no idea what I'm actually supposed to write and don't want to ask my group because they would get mad at me for not knowing and asking so late into the project

What ever happened to kleppe-kun?

>>8288901
You're a terrible student you should probably drop out already if you can do simple shit

>>8289065
t. uneducated NEET

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