/gaygen/ - gay general

>>8263623
May be finding a job and moving out of my parent's house soon. Like, in a week or so.
Can't wait to start fucking freely again.

>>8263720
good on you

I'm just graduating in two weeks

>>8263623
Jägermeister
>tfw exam term
>tfw can't have any alcohol
>just have to look forward to the week after my final exam

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>>8263760
>Jägermeister

>>8263623
Coke Zero

Wtf?
How have they turned the gay kid into some girl crazy jock cunt?
13 Reasons Why is the fucking worst show ever

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>8263623
I love taro boba tea.

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>>8263623

>>8263880
No one. Fuck off

>>8263880
>Yaoi
>Not bara
You'll never learn...

Is it cheating if you go abroad to meet with mr. dreamy and perfect you went abroad for once before, prior to getting the bf? It feels like such a special occasion that it shouldn't matter.

>>8263913
>cont
I mean because it's abroad it's kind of like a one time thing
...
please help me justify this

>>8263913
>is it cheating if you cheat
yes

>>8263925
You can't justify this.
Cheating outside of the country is still cheating. You should be ashamed and your bf should find someone who actually cares about him and his emotions.

>>8263936
>>8263938
n-no, support me
is it okay if he never finds out? maybe I'll just break up with him over it

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>>8263623
even though I rarely drink it anymore

>>8263938
this

>>8263949
ssssssssslut

>>8263956
delete this now??? support me
I'm only bfing him because I want to do BFy stuff like bareback and cuddles all day long, regardless of the person.
All the people I've met I've got actual feelings for live hours or countries away from me and I'm in contact with most of them still.

>>8263971
so break up you needy fucking retard

>>8263987
m-mm-muh BFy snuggles cuddles and barebacking stuff

>>8263949
>>8263971
>I can't cheat on my bf?
>WAAH! APPROVE OF ME!
I hope this is bait; you're a selfish and deplorable human being. You're just a dirty slut who thinks lust equates to love. You don't love anyone, and people who don't love shouldn't have bfs that think they love them.

>>8263987
He doesn't have a boyfriend. He does that retarded "b-but" crap.
Confirmation he's a weirdo.

>>8264007
>You're just a dirty slut who thinks lust equates to love
yeah no point out exactly where I said that
whooops, I didn't, did I?
>You don't love anyone
not at the moment, but give me any of the guys I actually have feelings for and that would change
>>8264014
it's a fucking meme you dip, off to reddit with you

>>8264029
K let me correct myself.

He doesn't have a boyfriend. He does that green writing shit.
Confirmation he's a weirdo

<3

>>8264101
>if you memetext you lose your bf
the more you know

>>8264029
>yeah no point out exactly where I said that
>whooops, I didn't, did I?

>I'm considering cheating on my bf
>I didn't say I'm a dirty slut though
>There's several guys I love, and I want to be with them

Memes.
Too... many... fucking... memes...

Just break up with your bf if you don't love him and don't want to develop a loving relationship; it's not that hard.

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>deleted all porn in every one of my devices
let's see how long noporn lasts

>>8263623
Most dark liquors have brands I like to sip

>>8263720
Slut

Is it cheating to cybersex on wow while i have a bf?

>>8264254
Yes, you slut.

>>8264254
yes, cheating is cheating. also, you don't have a bf and are incapable of love

is masturbating cheating

>>8264301
only if you got a hand transplant from another person

>>8264301
Cheating is cheating you slut.

>>8264334
is baking my cum into bread and feeding it to pigeons at the park cheating

>>8264347
Animals don't count.

>>8264379
does it count if he's in a fur suit?

>>8264409
Only if he really and truly identifies as an animal.

why is dick so great

>>8264616
gee idunno

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>>8263720
>had to move back in with parents
>job interview next week but even if I get it it'll still be several months of saving before I can move out

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drinking rum and want someone to fuck the suicidal thoughts out of me

>>8264828
russian detected

>>8264805
when I get a job I will be 1 paycheck of saving before I can move out, im sorry for you anon.

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I'm bored and demand discussion for as long as my attention span can last on this board.

I'm here to talk about straighty.

So I overhear a guy and girl in their mid 30's talking at a bus stop. She obviously likes him and he likes her. But she is waiting for him to say something, god knows what, and he has decided to wait to take the shot. It was bizarre. Like, they wanna hook up but can't communicate it.

Here's something else that puzzles me. Long ago I realized the straight lifestyle isn't so much about attraction as it is a discipline, to suffer a lot of social baggage over the simple act of being with someone.

But recently- and I know you've noticed this- I notice that straight guys often hook up with girls that are way below their league. I know you've seen it; some hot guy with a fat "6".

So now I am thinking maybe being straight is about fat tolerance.

It's a strange world for straighty. Just sayin'.

>>8264845
even worse– i'm canadian

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>>8265002

>>8265061
that gif made me so happy
do you have any other gifs of trudeau suffering?

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>>8265130
no

>>8265130
Rude
>>8265164
Slay a bit

>>8263623
>have super homophobic family
>am also financially dependent due medical expenses
>just stayed in the closet because of it
are gay guys comfortable dating/hooking up with someone in the closet? i'm a private person anyway, but i feel like most dudes would feel offended/annoyed at having to hide everything compulsively.
i just want a qt twink to choke on my mediocre cock for once in my life

>>8264616
>tfw bi but hate dick
>only into boipussy and emasculating faggots while fucking them senseless
i've never touched a dick that wasn't my own, and that fact probably pissed some of them off lol

>>8265336

>tfw gay top but love dick

i always touched their dicks and that fact has in fact pissed some of them off but its ok because that's how you figure out who the trannies are

>tfw phimosis

>>8265496
what's the problem?

>>8265496

get stretching

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>>8265318
there's a lot of d/l guys on grindr.
you just have to ask people.
if they go to gay pride parades and they've been out since they were 12 then no.

you can probably find someone like you but they might be married or have a gf or, like you, have other reasons for remaining closeted.

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There's no reason to get in shape to chase after a hot bf when I can just hire an attractive escort to fulfill all my sexual needs.

>tfw reached this amazing realization

>>8265508
but it's so tedious and fiddly and requires me to get wet for it to be comfortable

>>8265538

chop chop brokedick

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>>8265528
the problem is finding attractive escorts.
and when you do you start to bond with them emotionally and begin to want more and then they stop seeing you because you're acting weird.
it is actually less painful to just date someone on your level, even if they aren't that hot.
but then you probably need to learn this the hard way so feel free to ignore my jaded advice and go rent a prosty.

>>8265657
Also the hot ones are expensive. Or at least I assume they are. I've had offers of 1k+ and I'm like a 7.

Going out on my first "date" with a guy.
Really excited, don't know who to tell because he's a mutual friend with all of my friends but I really want to talk to someone about it!

>>8265816

My life would be so much easier if I was getting these kind of offers -_- Where do you even get offers that high? The most I've gotten is 200 to fuck some dudes (I've got a big dick and they usually don't even last 15 minutes)

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>tfw no /biz/ bf

>>8263623
I can't think of a bigger waste of calories than drinking alcohol.

I've been listening to "Stay" by Steve Grand all day and now I want a hot country bf.

>>8265920
Imo most sweets. I would rather have a few drinks than a piece of cake.

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Why are they called blowjobs and not suckjobs or lickjobs?

>>8266133
There are many different explanations. Truth is, no one knows.

>>8266133
Originally you blew on the head of the penis to stimulate it.
Then gays degenerated into throat fucking because men don't have proper vaginas and, for a dick, a hole's a hole.

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>>8265920
>I can't think of a bigger waste of calories than drinking alcohol

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Rate my degeneracy

>>8266227
Nasty Ho

>>8266227
shit tier degeneracy
you might as well be straight, you basic bitch

>>8266276
Jokes on you, I'm a virgin
>>8266282
Guess I'm just a normie

>>8266133
It's ironic.
You don't blow and it is not a job either.

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> friends brother is moving in with him and his gf from out of state
> they talk about him like he's kinda weird
> finally meet him
> tattoos from head to tie
> earrings
> muscle cub status
> wearing a tank top
> we all play an escape the room puzzle game
> hes shy but pretty smart
> tell my friend that his brother is cute
> replies "omg lol THAT'S awesome"
> Facebook stalk brother
> interests: Women
> confused

I think I have a chance with him? I just want a QT sensitive cub boy to hold me and tell me it's all ok. What do.

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>>8266427
just stop

>>8266427
Unless you think he is closeted, there is really no chance

And a guy with that look doesnt seem the closet case type... but you never know I guess

>>8266465
I dunno. My friend isn't too big on sarcasm. He's kind of bubbly and also to the point. I think he would have told me straight up if I didn't have a chance. The fact he responded kinda positively makes me think my gay-read on his brother wasn't just me imagining it.

Also his fb feed was sparse. No evidence of him being a super hetero. Not much evidence either way. Some comments from friends suggested he's not innocent though.

Regardless, I'm helping them all move this Saturday. I will try asking a bit more directly about the odds of me scoring a date with QT black sheep cub boy

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>>8266491
dont do it

>>8266491
Sounds like wishful thinking to be quite desu with you, but I wish you luck

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>>8265528
>I'm going to be a fat, disgusting shit and just pay people to touch me
How does somebody get to this point?

>>8266227
>non monogamist
>below 5%
Now that's a pretty good degeneracy.

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>>8263623
I actually started building a home bar. Small bottles of Cask Strength Maker's Mark and Beefeater, little Sloe Gin, Cruzan aged white, Luksusowa Polish Potato Vodka, a VSOP Brandy, coffee liqueur and triple sec, and occasionally a good-quality American-Style flavored vodka like Western Son, New Amsterdam, Effen. I keep Angostura and Regan's Orange around. I'm pretty pleased.

Crummy photo but I like this setup. Assembled four each of Collins, V-glasses, and coupes and 8 Old Fashioned glasses.

I just got paid 1000 pounds to shit in someones mouth, ask me anything

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>>8266552
what the fuck is going on in that webm

>>8263880
>taro

good taste yaoi friend

>>8263623
I was drinking a lot for years, and was gay for years.
But since I became 30 y.o. I began to drop old habits.
I quitted smoking, drinking, having sex regulary, hanging out with friends, I dropped friends too.
I started to eat healthy food, got a dog instead of a cat, and planning a baby with a woman.
I became a christian, and I don't see Putin as a bad fellow anymore.
I believe that I was made gay by God but used my free will given by God to change myself from filthy gay sinner to a good heterosexual citizen, and everyone is capable of that.

>>8266809
normie

>>8263623
Keep your bitter trannies locked up in this containment thread.
Sincerely,
/mascgen/

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Hey fags, I think I'm in need of some emotional processing. I consider myself bisexual and yeah, I know the word is hated, but fuck you. I know I'd love to have regular sex with guys, even had some very drunken flings, but it's surprisingly hard for me to date them. I've gotten some hits on Tinder and OkCupid, but I'm always scared off from actually talking to guys.

I think it's from my childhood; guys are bros and you chase after girls. It's like it's a mental barrier to orient myself into being emotionally open to both genders. I guess I just need someone to call me a faggot and go have a coffee with qts.

>>8266969
Internalised homophobia.
Get a therapist.

>>8266969
What was the point of this post? You already know that you're just being a pussy. Fuck off and do whatever you want.

>>8266969
>I'm in need of some emotional processing
What you need is just to be metaphorically thrown into the swimming pool.

Force yourself to give a guy an honest shot and see where it goes.

>>8266608
MUH LAYYYGS

>>8266427
He probably has interested in women because he's in the closet to others than his family. Or so his mom who is on facebook doesn't see gay written all over his facebook account.

>>8267116
>probably has interested in women because he's in the closet
But why would you think that? Nothing that happened in the story suggested he was gay at all!

>>8267125
He needs to ask his friend if his brother is gay or bisexual. Only then the truth will be known.

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These guys slap your ass in the gym lockerroom.
What do you do /gaygen/?

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>>8267179
>noodles and beef
Gif related

>>8267179
Jup SP Wiz

Lmfao fuck
I can't stop laughing

Seriously though I'd probably freak the fuck out and run to a bathroom.
I got surrounded by a group of guys groping me at the only gay bar I've ever been to and that's exactly what I did.

>>8267179
Tell noodlesandbeef he is to small for me and watch the body dysmorphia get to him

>>8267220
He also mindfucked a teen into putting hella weight until be became of age and when the guy finally noodles he was rightfully weirded out by borderline abusive ideas of "relationships" so when he wanted to leave was told he was selfish and unloveable

>>8267292
Details?

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>>8267190
>can't stop laughing
Tonight. You.

>>8267183
I just googled noodles and beef and saw their Flickr
Never
Again
His backne is beyond disgusting.

>>8267304
This is literally the manifestation of AAP

>walking home
>see a guy with a really cool motorbike on the side of the road
>can't take my eyes off the bike, it's so cool
>"You like my bike, boy?"
>mutter an autistic "y-yeah" while looking at the ground and walk away

Yet another free bf opportunity wasted. Life sucks.

honestly all this machine learning and we still don't have a dating app that automatically pairs people up with actual potential suitors
shouldn't be hard at all to see that someone posting 'blacks cant be racist' on their social media isn't going to have a fulfilling relationship with any other race

>>8267363
>calling people "boy"
given his motorbike there was a 50% chance that he's straight but rape men to death for fun, you made the right choice

>>8267376
>learn programming
>make the app
>collect free money and boyfriends

I believe in you.

>>8267380
>being autistic is the right choice

Nah, I'm trying to stop being so awkward and shy, but it's difficult. I just couldn't tell if he was making fun of me, or trying to be friendly. What's wrong with being called "boy"? Honestly I like it.

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>cute guy messages you on grindr
>don't want to reply because your profile is empty and if you show your disgusting visage he'll reject you and tank your confidence further

>>8267392
I'm considering it desu neko chan actually
Already have the skills except for fully understanding machine learning.

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>>8267310
You haven't seen his engorged nutsack and engulfed penis. It's worse than his backne. He literally is the most disgusting person I have ever seen. Plus he has pups and is into puppy play and degrading his followers. I wouldn't be surprised if he had HIV too.

>>8267179
Only one allowed to slap me is the tall daddy on the left.

>>8267424
The only person dom in the pic is noodlesandbeef the guy in the middle anyone who takes pictures with him are his pups which are sub and only respond to his call.

>>8263623
So there is this guy in my school and I caught him checking me out like few times, He also tends to be at where I go, I don't know if he is gay but i can't just go and ask him, do you guys know how can i understand if someone is gay or not like is there a thing that gives them away?

>>8267433
That big manly hunk is the manlet's pup? What the fuck? I googled that shit and there's an image of the manlet being tied up, and the big guy kissing him.

>>8267444
check his midichlorian levels

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>>8267444
chek'd
get him into the bathrooms and rape him
If he likes it he's gay and into you

>>8266358
>it is not a job
Maybe not for you

>>8267444
it is hard to tell in school because most people are inexperienced sexually and they don't really know what they like yet.
most gay people don't come out until their early 20s so you really need to wait until then.
you could become his friend and then you could talk about porn and what kind you like to watch but people can lie about that unless they feel comfortable.
so you really have to get to know someone, and they have to know themself and feel comfortable talking about it which mostly doesn't happen until they're older.

that being said, staring at his crotch and licking your lips sometimes works tho

>want to go to the USA
>real Americans don't like foreigners or gays that much
>only people that would "support" me are cringy fedora wearing, BLM supporting, undercut having, ear gauge and rainbow haired SJWs, that only pretend to be accepting to make themselves feel better
>will never have friends

;_;

>>8267631
>being nonwhite

>>8267449
it was around 2600 per cell when i last checked
>>8267563
i am just a weak twink, mission impossible
>>8267608
going to try this, wish me luck

>>8267650
But I am white.

>>8267686
then you'll be fine

>>8267693
Promise?

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>>8267693
this

White foreigners are very much welcomed into america. (except Russians) As long as you're white and not african or asian or middle eastern you're fine. (Russians are considered Asian by geography, but not race)

The problem with Russians is they're arrogant, self-centered, bigot, pricks and so are Americans which is why Americans don't like Russians.

>>8267729
Can I be Russian, but not be arrogant, self-centered bigot, or a communist?

>>8267729
>except Russians
naw, Russians are fine too
As long as you're white we don't really care

If you're not however, stay away or stick to the shitty cities

>>8267179
they all look gross desu

>>8266358
more like blowpleasure lol
but yeah it's a job, unless your guy gets off in a minute

>>8267729
Russians and Slavs in general can be bros.

Coming from the second world can do a lot for a guys sense of patriotism.

They do tend to be a bit arrogant.

>>8265528
but will an escort ever love you?

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>suicide cut and lost 4 kg in about a week
>tfw butt is noticeably firmer now
nice

>>8267830
love is overrated anyway. slutty grindr lays are the real gay life, at least as a young faggot.

>>8267836
i dunno there's just so many grindr hookups you can do before it gets boring. at some point you'd want to actually care for someone and for them to care for you
that's just me tho

>>8267755
no, you must be a filthy hohol unless you love great mother russia and our glorious leader putin(pbuh)

>>8267830
a faggot will never love you either

>>8267853
aw, you'll find that special someone one day anon, don't stop looking.

>>8267832
How u bragging?
I lost 10kg in a week
And I'm not even fat

>>8267836
a string of meaningless hookups can never be better than a loving relationship

maybe you think love is overrated because you weren't *really* in a loving relationship? people fake it, sometimes (often)

>>8265892
Online. I used to do cam modelling.
Highest offer was 5k to fly out of state for the weekend.

A lot of the guys were surprisingly attractive.

Not particular attractive, but fit with a big dick.

>>8267874
it can't be denied that gay guys do cheat a whole lot more, but that's just cuz it's easier for gay guys to hook up. if it was just as easy for straight guys then they'd cheat just as much. but still, i prefer being in a relationship, and my two relationships (one 1 year, the other one 1 and a half) didn't end becuz of cheating. although in one of them i did hook up with someone else when we had a "fight" and then didn't tell him when we got back together the next day

>>8267832
Nice work m8. Keep it up. A lot of it it's probably water, but even 5lbs a we'll it's pretty good.

>>8267444

I sit here mouth agape and stunned in disbelief at the amount of anxiety young guys will put themselves through to avoid the risk of rejection in simply initiating social contact with another human, male or female, to pursue an attraction. What the hell has happened to men during my long and morbid descent into gay death.

I know what it is. Its this goddam internet social media crap. We have a generation of guys who will stalk social media, cautiously trade blurbs on 'dating apps', and rather than actually use the fucking phone for the purpose it was intended, timidly spend an hour trading carefully edited text messages to have a conversation that would've taken five minutes if they had just talked to the person, except that might risk using actual mental reflexes and making statements you didnt have to five minutes to carefully think out. God forbid you have an actual conversation where you have to react in real time instead of puzzling over the intent of each fortune-cookie length blurb you get.

The reason, dear boy, you are flummoxed is because you want his dick (or vice versa) and being the typical male, can't think outside of the end goal. This is where social skills come in. If such a thing even fucking exists any more.

You're trying to figure out if sex is going to happen, and you naturally still have some inhibitions left about walking up to a guy and asking if he wants sex. If you think this is inappropriate, its because you're right.

So your anxiety, and thats what it is, derives from wanting to know if a guy wants sex while having social reflexes inhibiting you from flat out asking him.

And this is WHY we have social skills. Which is little more than salesmanship by another name in the human race. All interaction is motivated, whether its apparent or not, by the perception of a transaction, even if its just emotional resolution.

>>8267900

A real estate agent doesnt point you to a house and say 'wanna buy it?". If you walk into a car lot or recruiters office, he doesn't shove a contract in your face and demand you sign it or get out.

You wine and dine.You develop a battery of approaches to gain a minimum of trust and approval. And I can tell you this is ridiculously easy. You flatter without flattering. Its all in the delivery. You dont say "goddam baby how do you find shirts to fit those pecs?". You remark that you need to find a better workout routine and segue into asking for advice, validating their interest in looking fit. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, everyone's favorite topic is themselves and their life. When they clam up, it means they want more information about you before they will risk getting personal.

Rejection is the greatest tool you have. You will meet thousands of people in your life, and every interaction is a sale of some sort. Maybe your just selling an introduction. Maybe you are looking to buy a spot in a social circle. You succeed by accepting failure over and over again until you find the strategies. And you dont have to sit and obsess over it. Your instincts will do the math for you. Peoples reactions will tell you what they see in you that you can't. If they see a creep or a loser or a spaz, thats what they see, not what you are. Thats your cue to adapt. You dont brood over it, you say 'a-ha, that's the error in my presentation'. Every stallion has had to adjust to some moment when they came across as a klutz, geek, prick or egomaniac. Sex and even friendship is just the payoff. The reward is the win..

>>8267906

And ffs, dont stake your self image on this. When one fails, you move to the next. You have to stay hungry, not pity yourself for not having food. You are not obligated by anything but self-perpetuating insecurity to be attached to anyone. Lose it. It serves no goddam purpose whatsoever to keep beating yourself up. You learn and adapt and be grateful for the opportunity.

A good time sells itself. The whole reason we have this eternal debate about morality and who is 'gay' is because the male animal has no end to what it will adapt to in order to get laid. You think men bed fat chicks because they are attracted to flab? No, they will drink the requisite amount of booze to convince themselves the opportunity is worth it. This is why it takes a straight guy half as much alcohol to get drunk around their gay friends. Its just a pass they give themselves. It serves to biologically terminate the socially induced neurosis of reputation vs opportunity. As they say, people dont walk on to a car lot unless they are looking to buy.

And I am making a sale here. I am trying to sell you your own confidence, the cure to this fucking plague disease of self doubt. In exchange, I get the hope that I helped someone advance in their social approach which validates my sense of being a helpful person. And maybe I fail. Thats okay. Because I know eventually someone will buy and say Anon was right.

>>8267911

I'm old. I look like medical science produced the offspring of Danny DeVito and Seth Rogen. If I hit the gym every day, the best I can hope for is to be the prettiest troll under the bridge. But its okay because I love making the pitch with no expectation of a sale. And by doing it enough, my fug ass eventually beats the house-odds once in a while and I land that hottie who just wants a connection or some relief. Its not the cover of a romance novel, but two people get to have some fun they wouldn't have otherwise. And failing that, I get some eye candy. I get to see someones ego stoked, some inspiration. No one appreciates compliments from uggos but they all like the validation.

If your problem is money, get money. If its your body, work out. If its your face, you're the luckiest guy there is because you are guaranteed to get the right sales pitch for certain or die sexless trying. The difference between a fug that does or doesnt get laid is the effort of trying. The only competition that matters is you. If it wasn't, lightweight athletes would cry themselves to sleep every night because they cant compete with heavy weights. The point is that problems are the first lucky break to determining the solution.

You're asking yourself if he's gay. Who the fuck cares. If I limited myself to men who prefer men openly or otherwise I'd have to write off 90% of my sex history. If I wanted random dicks I could hang around glory holes or take the first yes on some dating app. There's no sport in that for me. I want the win, the chase.

>>8267916

What you should be asking yourself is 'what is the cost benefit'. Is it worth it to set up the social context that *would* likely result in the sale. If you have to join his country club and start a heroin habit to relate, then probably not. But if you can do it by engineering a few flirty discreet exchanges, then maybe it is. There is no greater glory then when a 'no' comes back to you out of a burning fascination to see what happens. Sometimes the payoff isnt sex, its each person seeing how close they can get. Sometimes the best way to get a guy interested is to stop chasing them, when you cordially remain in their orbit after rejection but they sense you've backed off for a while, because the first thing most guys do after signalling 'no' is to begin second-guessing themselves. The 'no' just buys time to escape the pressure of an on-the-spot decision. Then they begin to re-evaluate their options, the consequences etc. You learn what is stopping them and passively demonstrate that they can discard that issue.

They dont want you to think they're 'gay'. So you re-affirm that you know they prefer chicks. Its an identity thing. They don't want to think to themselves that *they* are gay. Its pretty well known in 2017 that theres a lot of homosex occuring with guys in any number of contexts who aren't into the 'gay' lifestyle. Or maybe its just you personally. Thats your chance to learn what a better approach is to someone of their personality type. Maybe you have time to adapt if you think its worth it, or you just take the experience and apply it to the next such guy. Stick around to find out how you could've gotten to yes.

>>8267916
>>8267911
>>8267906
>>8267900
>>8267924
calm down girl give that keyboard a rest

>>8267864
that's like 10000 kcal below maintenance every day, unless you're literally a horse or something I call bullshit

>>8267924

The goal is not to try to turn someone who likes femmes into people who want daddies, as enjoyable as that journey may be. Its learning what to recognize people want before they are pressed to outright say so, then adapting to that. The reason half the dating world walks away from each other is that they have some preconceived notion of what a good time looks like and instantly reject each other because their imagination doesn't sync with whats right in front of them.

Alright, so take all that, keep what is useful and reject what doesn't click for you. You may very well put yourself out there and be a virtuoso of insinuations, hints and implications, and if you're like most people, you will give up and take the first shut-down as permanent defeat by all humanity, usually by rushing it, trying to take the shot too soon. You've become the pick-up zen master once you've practiced 'inception' and make the idea seem in their heads like something they thought of themselves.

But for gods sake, if you see something you want, go after it. At least try. If it doesn't work, all you suffered was an awkward moment to retry later after a fast recovery in the conversation with a new contact. Its completely normal, better in fact, not to try to close in the first negotiation, or introduction. Toy with it, play it out and get a feel as long as you can and learn before making the pitch, the innuendo.

>>8267932

Okay. gramps blog is over. Those who resent walls of text like >>8267927
can flame now. And now I lead out with some half-ass related videos for laughs. Have a great day, and happy hunting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yc0Lp1-M48

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elrnAl6ygeM

>>8264616
boipucci >>>>> dicc

>>8267931
All I'd drink is zero calorie diet drinks and walk between 20,000 and 30,000 steps a day.
I'd do around ,50,000 on weekends.
If you're gonna cut, do it like a real bitch.

>>8267943
i literally can't trust anyone's bussy if they put a gun to my head. me getting mine ready is a production that takes a few hours and i can't imagine someone doing it as throughly as me, so i'll never stick my dick in one, and even though i know mine is clean as fuck i still can't kiss someone after they eat mine

>>8267949
someone like the rock or michael phelps can burn like 8000 kcal every day, and you are not the rock

I'm not saying you didn't manage to lose weight but your numbers are bullshit, or you're really obese

>>8267931
i'm doing a diet of drinking a smoothie for breakfast and lunch and a light vegan meal for dinner and have lost 5kg in 10 days, and am hungry and miserable all the fucking time. 10 kg in a week seems undoable

>>8267940
I liked it. You have a way with words. You could probably convince me to suck your dick, old man. Kudos to you.

>>8267974
like you need convincing

>>8267899
I'm on tren + dnp as well so it's probably half fat at least. nevertheless I'm happy about the results so far and will keep at it

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>>8267976

>>8266975
>>>reddit

>>8267969
No they aren't.
I'm 184 cm and weighed 74kg.
I dropped to 65kg in a week through starvation and walking.

Try not eating you muscleturd.

If you're fat and trying to lose weight ignore what I'm saying to the meathead, it's true but unhealthy.

>>8267991
>starvation
aka "flushed all the fluids and shit out of my body"

you're saying you can go from fatass to twink in a month (or two, if we grant one week of recovery from starvation), which doesn't happen to even the most self-loathing, disciplined fucker in the world

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>>8267125
>>8267133
I will definitely ask this weekend. And by that I mean there is a good chance I'll get nervous and not know what to do.

I need this one so bad, /gaygen/. Last two bfs had serious jealousy issues and took me for granted. I'm too cynical about online dating to give it a serious go anymore. And I'm angsty cause I finally stopped hooking up for 2 months now. Also the sex with my last ex was awful.

But my good luck is coming back around, I can feel it

>>8267986
Nice. Still been to much of a pussy to run dnp. But I'm an ex skelly so it's easy to drop weight.

You should post pics.

>>8268011
Yes it does bitch.
If you're like me and you have an obsessive personality you can starve yourself and work out and lose mountains of weight in a short time.
Wtf do you think anorexia is?
You just don't have the mind set to truly achieve it.

>>8267949
>20,000 and 30,000 steps
>Implying that makes a 10k maintenance
You'd have to be some sort of meat zeppelin.

>>8268083
Why are you weak motherfuckers trying to tell me it's impossible when I did it.
I was put in a mental hospital because I lost so much weight so fast.
You really don't know shit because you EAT.

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>>8268011

watch 'naked and afraid'
they put people in the wilderness for 21 days and they have to subsist on whatever plants and animals they can find.
on average they all lose about 20 lbs in 20 days.
it is definitely possible, you just have to cut back on your caloric intake and increase your activity.

>>8268075
>my starving 74 kilo ass can burn more calories than an olympic athlete on a full stomach
it's not a question of mindset here, but biology

>>8268106
20 pounds in 20 days is like 3500 below maintenance which is three times less than what this dude is talking about

if you say you can bench 3 plate i'd be like okay, if you say you can do the same with 9plate I have all right to be sceptical

>>8268068
I might when I'm finished torturing myself

>>8268103
I'm not saying you didn't. And congrats on doing it.

I'm just questioning the math.

>>8268151
How much dnp are you running?
Also mascgen might appreciate the pics more.
Before/after pics would be cool.

>>8268164
200 mg two times a day
>mascgen
you're probably right
>before/after
yea I've been taking daily pics and the difference is really noticeable

>>8268172
Are you the dnp guy from sverigetråden?

>>8268180
what?

>>8268188
ok nevermind

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When dating or hooking up, do you have a race preference? Also, do you avoid a particular one?

>>8268191
everything but niggers, sand niggers, asians and gingers are ok by me
>but that's every non-white race
nah spic guys for example can be really qt

>>8268191
i love hispanic, latino, browner dudes. don't really like black guys. white guys don't do it for me most of the time but there's sometimes exceptions

Who wants a FREE European husband?

>>8268124
Obviously it can.
Twat.

>>8268152
Don't congratulate me. What I do is dangerous, dumb and annoying. I wish I didn't fuck my body up so much all the time but I'm crazy.
So whatever.

>>8268220
Are you a manlet?

>>8268222
6'2

>>8268226
Lanklet filth please leave

>>8268236
Lol

>>8268220
free as in freedom not free as in gratis ok. praise GNU.

>>8268220
will he get circumcision? can't deal with uncut. i'll pay for it.

>>8268191
it's not so much ethnicity but whether they're circumcised or not
would much rather prefer them not to be

>>8268264
>can't deal with uncut
why?

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>>8268264
>can't deal with uncut
hahaha oh wow

"cut off part of your penis or it's a dealbreaker"

>>8268281
>>8268277
i know that i'm the one with the problem

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bulmers - cider!

>>8268292
yes but what is the problem?

>>8268317
Foreskins are gross?

>>8268191
Yeah. European + East Asian + Latino + Mixed with any of the former mentioned are pretty positive in my book. I don't avoid any though, but I won't deny positive discrimination in regards to my dating preferences.

>>8268317
it's not like i can explain it rationally since obviously uncut is the normal option. the irrational explanation is that they look weird to me

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>>8268264
Well then you should look elsewhere.
Intact men are perfect as God made them.
Genital mutilation is disgusting.

>>8268323
How exactly?

>>8268343
I'd guess it's simply what you're used to.

>>8268372
>I'd guess it's simply what you're used to.
yeah has to be it.

How would you feel if someone you've been with for a little while came out to you as straight, and that the reason they were with you was simply because they were too passive to go against your flirtations until then?

>>8268412
Keep flirting until their lust for cock is real.

>>8268412
this shitpost bot isnt even that good

>>8268412
protip: they're just trying to break up with you in a passive-aggressive way

>>8268412
speaking of things that never happen, how would you feel if yo mama wasn't fat?

>>8268357
this, I'm astounded it's legal

>>8268220
Are you the qt who posted a couple threads back?
>>8268221
>Don't congratulate me.
Maybe your should brag less about it if you don't want to be congratulated.

>>8268264
Seconded.
Anteater dick is gross.

>>8268474
You're like those people who arbitrarily snip tails and ears on dogs for cosmetic reasons

Only worse, because you want it done to people

>>8268264
this, shekelberg's wife needs her daily stem cell treatment

>>8268485
>2017
>Wanting cheese dick

>>8268455
>I'm astounded it's legal
It really says something.

>>8268514
>2017
>not cleaning yourself
ftfy

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>>8268514
>"I'm circumcised"
>his penis when

>>8268514
>wanting to mutilate the genitals of infants in case they never learn to clean themselves

really explodes my avocado

>>8268474
you're gross

>>8268519
>>8268524
>>8268528
>Being this triggered that men (and women) prefer cut

>>8268532
Maybe, but I've got standards.

>>8268540
Stop projecting your inferiority complex and/or fetish.

>>8268540
Perhaps in USA they do. Savages.

>>8268540
>t. chaim rosenblatt

i'm genuinely sorry for mentioning circumcision and starting this shitty discussion. guys, it's retarded. stop.

the worst part about single player games is you can't meet any qts in them

>>8268456
I mean yeah, but I'm not really a qt. Are you mistaking me with someone else?

>>8263720
Where should I look for a summer job that generally is pro gay? I'm from a conservative town in Michigan
>>8263913
Yeah dude
>>8264254
It hasn't gotten me in trouble on LoL

opinions on long hair on guys?

You guys are giving me insecurities because I'm uncut. Shitposting aside, can you please give honest opinions? Any people with actual experience with both cut and uncut can give me pluses and minuses of both?

Honestly I've always been insecure about this, because I've always thought cut cocks look more appealing.

>>8268581
like everything else, it can be qt

>>8268584
cocks are cocks, get over it

>>8268584
Some people prefer each. Many people will prefer whatever the norm (or their own) is wherever they are from. Some will prefer the other because it's more exotic.

Objectively mutilated is clearly worse.

>>8268584
You should be glad your penis is intact. There are no benefits to cutting off a part of the penis. The "minuses" as you say are that cutting off the foreskin desensitizes the tip of the penis and interferes with natural lubrication (precum) as it slides right off the tip

>>8268597
>like everything else, it can be qt
>tfw hair is in terrible shape and needs a fucking exterminatus but you look trash without it
JUST

>>8268606
Is it broscience that cut cocks tend to have bigger heads and last longer in bed?

>>8268610
maybe you're exaggerating the situation and you might look quite qt

>>8268629
The glans might look larger because the foreskin isn't there, but obviously it doesn't grow as a result of the surgery

Lasting longer is actually probably true due to the desensitization

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>>8268606
>There are no benefits to cutting off a part of the penis.

Oh really?
I cut off my eyelids and I feel great!
My eyes aren't even dry and I don't have to open them in the shower.
They just get clean automatically!
>inb4 mutilation is murder!

>>8268631
I look like an egghead if I pull it back, my face is proportionally imbalanced

>>8268636
Good thing I'm a bottom. *wink wink*

>>8268653
we're always our harshest critic

>>8268666
nice try satan, but you can't make me feel better

though I hope I can just grow it back out within a reasonable time frame and before I go bald or something, it's really in inexcusable shape

>>8267900
>>8267906
>>8267911
>>8267916
>>8267924

My social skills are really good I just dont want to get beaten by some jerks.

>>8268683
as satan, ill just give you the zucc to make you feel better not talk you up online bitch

>>8268748
Well, that's inevitable. You're dealing with men and men are jerks. They show their affection with their fists. You clearly were never beaten as a child, pussy.

Who else in here afraid of being gay?

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>>8268790
>afraid
Oh honey. There's no need to be afraid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0

>>8268790
oh henny, i love it. all of it.

>>8268808
Please don't call me honey.

>>8268790
I'm not because I know I aren't.

>>8268828
how do you feel about henny?

>>8268861
Isn't that a drink or something?

>>8268866
it's whatever you want it to be henny

>>8268790
Being gay is a lousy, rotten, miserable and often frightening thing. You're awakening to the fact that your life will likely be marred by stresses, inconveniences, disappointments, terrors and suffering that people around you will not only fail to understand but probably won't sympathize with. Toughen up, faggot. Or you'll never get laid.

>>8268790
oh henny
one glance at humanity is enough to see that the only frightening thing is existing

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>>8268880
Are you sure all those symptoms are strictly gay related. Sounds more like the life of a scizo NEET not gay.

>>8268879
>>8268895
I'm guessing henny is a flamboyant way of saying honey? Can someone vocaroo it, so I can get an idea of how you pronounce it?

>>8268906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXZmQJOQ-m0

>>8268906
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mlHnltqlGW

>>8268880
I'm just too scared to be intimate with another man and confess my feelings, not to mention taking a dick. I want to, but at the same time It's terrifying to me.

Some days I just dream of an experienced gay guy trying seduce me, so it's way easier. Do guys with a seducing straight men fetish even exist?

>>8268935
miss henny for all stars 3

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>>8268935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnjup5sitTQ

>>8268916
>>8268935
Thanks, but I don't like that at all. A normal honey is way better.

>>8268954
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sIulqq3qds

>>8268939
>Do guys with a seducing straight men fetish even exist?
You're either a dumdum or a troll.
It's what gays live for. They like inflicting their perversity on others.
>>8268905
>implying
Maybe you're oblivious to those problems because you're a thoughtless, shallow, basic bitch, anon? Enjoy your latte, princess. Just don't spill it on the keyboard again.

>>8268939
>Do guys with a seducing straight men fetish even exist
sadly yes, a lot of them see that as the platinum achievement in their gayness

>>8268965
Baited for this exact boner.

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>>8268966
>latte
I prefer dark coffee and a well homemade breakfast.

>>8268973
>I like easy things
slow down slut

>>8268636
Phimosis can restrict the heads ability to grow properly. That why you sometimes see weird triangle shaped heads on uncut guys, or guys who were cut late in life.

>>8268966

>latte

know how I know you're gay?

>>8268966
I'm not trolling, I just have no experience whatsoever.

>>8268967
I guess I'm just unattractive then.

>>8268972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FO76w4sNKz

>>8269004
You're literally underage. Stop.

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>>8268983
I have a mr. coffee with an automatic drip baby. It's real slow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqPRafCg9SE

>>8269013
i'm literally 25. not my fault i have the voice of a 13 year old girl

>>8269015
his eyes are too far apart but symmetrical
it looks so fucking alien GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>8269020
Sure thing kiddo.

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>>8269025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18

>>8269030
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o26MB6VO1t

>>8269039
Didn't listen to.

>back to spamming vocs
wew feels like 1992 in here buds

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>>8269041
good it fucking sucked

>>8269048
How old are you that you know what 92 felt like?

>>8269041
>>8269050
:( i'll stop

>>8269048
I was born in 92 my man

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>>8269064
consider the following: use your actual voice

Guys can I share a story I can't tell anyone with you? I just need to get it off my chest.

>>8268987
Source?

>>8269073
english isn't my main language and i hate how i sound in english in my actual voice

>>8269078
did you cheat on your boyfriend and kiss your bf with the same mouth that you sucked a strangers dick on the same night?

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>>8269052
I graduated from college in '92.
I'm 48.
You kids have a lot to learn.

>>8269087
No, I'm in the closet. I've never had a bf.

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>>8269080
foreign fags GTFO

>>8269092
>>8269078
so what happened? tell us

>>8269091
Are you American?

>>8269091
>48
>posting/lurking on 4chan
Wow, you sound pathetic.

>>8269102
>15 years old
>started doing boxing because I was a huge pussy, and wanted to change
>it was in a big gym
>one half for the boxers, other half for the wrestlers and MMA guys
>we'd often do workouts together
>was 6'2
>one of the older beefy wrestlers literally told me that he'd destroy my cunt if I was a girl, because of my long legs

I still can't get over it. ;_;

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>>8269122
lmao.
solution: neck yourself

>>8269080
just use your actual voice, I guarantee it will sound SO SO SO much better than... what you did before

>>8269130
Come on man, this is the only place I can share this. Don't be like that.

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>>8269115
What is the cutoff age for being on 4chan before it becomes pathetic even by 4chan standards?

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>>8269138
fair enough, if thats stayed with you that long it must really effect you,ill apologize
>>8269139
like 30 and thats still old

>>8269139
30

>>8269122
dude i just felt something in my dick area. offer to suck his dick

>>8269150
>offer to suck his dick

Do you seriously think I'm 15 and this happened yesterday?

>>8269146
Haven't you had a similar experience?

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>>8269156
no, im in the closet and i act generally masculine,even though i have a femboyish body. i tried coming out to friends and they wouldnt believe me

>>8269122
He was telling you to start HRT. You could have been such a pretty girl by now if you'd started at 15.

>>8269156
aw, so it happened way back? happy for you that got that hot story off your chest. hope you used protection

>>8269164
>im in the closet and i act generally masculine,even though i have a femboyish body

Literally me back then.

>>8269169
>being a tranny

No thanks.

>>8269170
I swear you're that underage vocaroo kid.

>>8269146
>>8269149
GET OUTTTTTTTTTT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>8269091
Do you have a husband?

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>>8269176
>back then
289
anyways

>>8269164
>i tried coming out to friends and they wouldnt believe me
You didn't try very hard, faggot.

>>8269176
>I swear you're that underage vocaroo kid.
correct but i'm twenty fucking five

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>>8269189
i was pretty nervous and didnt feel like pushing it so i just let it go

>>8269199
GAAAAAYYYYYY

>>8269187
Well I don't have a femboyish body now.

>>8269196
You literally thought a 15 year old would say their age in here.

>>8269213
ok you're bullying me at this point and i don't like it.

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>>8269209
considering self medding bica to keep my femboy shit going

>>8269221
I didn't want to, but you kept asking for it. Just read the website rules honestly.

>>8269222
i dont speak underaged

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>>8269233
>underage
heh
also checkd

>>8269036
>tfw no beargnant bf

What's the oldest guy you've been with?

>>8269256
17

>>8269256
30
more than ~6 year older than me is a turnoff desu, same with guys ~4 years younger than me

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>>8269227
i'm well over 18

>>8269256
42, when i was 22. it was just a simple blowie tho.

>>8269271
>42

Jelly.

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>be musclesomewhatfat
>[spoiler]guy[/spoiler] I'm talking with tries to dissuade me from losing more weight and tells me I look good as I am
>lose a couple of kg
>he says I look hotter
>tell him I'm only halfway there
>he tries to talk me out of it again
stupid fuck

>>8269297
Nice spoiler virgin fatty.

>>8269287
it wasn't some hot daddy. i lost my virginity late (22) and for like 6 months i just said yes to everyone. he was average, balding and i actually stopped him from kissing me because it was like i was licking cigarette ashes.

>>8269297
*****spoiler*****you're a dumb stupid slut and you should seek assisted suicide immediately you fucking whore*****/spoiler*****

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>>8269309
>>8269315
copied it from another board and forgot to change, but I'm glad I triggered someone

>>8269326
>eat shit
>wtf are u doing stop
>IM DOING IT TO TRIGGER U
*clabs*

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>>8269329
>he doesn't think I just pretended