/gaygen/

Honestly though like whats the point of a fuckbuddy if they become even more high maintenance than an actual relationship?

Relatives are too much!

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>>8254498
>tfw molested as child by relative
I know right? Just too much.

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>>8254498
>>8254513

>>8254513
um sweaty i was the one who initiated and he was the one that came there was no molestation involved i dont even like moles

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>>8254498
>>8254513
This thread is off to a great start.

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>>8254529
>not understanding gt
I was molested me boi. And i didnt even get to cum like your relative. Wanna molest me next?

>>8254513
haha... rape is so funny xdddd

>>8254545
nah i only fuck with qties

>>8254543
it's off to a great start unlike your love life which still hasn't started at all

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*blocks your path*

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>>8254567
>it's off to a great start unlike your love life which still hasn't started at all
So edgy. I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, but...

>you will never cum inside of xavier dolan's ass

>>8254572

*stands my ground and shoots him*

>>8254598
but i actually would do it, and it would be yet another event where someone else is having fun and you're still here being bitter betty!

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>>8254567
>implying I'm not cute af
My butt is even cuter

>>8254546
>>8254513
jealous. no one love me enough to rape me :(((((

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Is this the best daddy/boy combo there is?

>>8254609
fuck off

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>>8254602
*blocks your bullets*

>>8254609
unfortunate

>>8254608
no i mean your name has to start with a q for me to even consider fuckin

>>8254612
nah, pseudo one in kingsman >>>>

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>>8254612

>>8254617

*pozzes you*

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>>8254604
I'm having fun right now, anon.

https://discord.gg/TjAG2Xm

>>8254635
im glad i could entertaint u

>>8254631
*rapes an albino, curing me*

>>8254640
Oh, you're a real spectacle.

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>>8254572
Monkeys belong in zoos.

>>8254646
im not a 4 eyes thank u for asking

>>8254572
>Teleports behind you
>Whips out cc

>>8254653
poor doggo

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>>8254572

h-hi daddy, i was just busy getting lotioned up and...

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>>8254655
Clearly, you need glasses if you didn't see that wasn't a question, faggot.

>>8254665
i cant read what that says soz

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>>8254674

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>tfw no /lit/ bf

Love getting cummed in
Hate trying to force it out later with a broken sphincter

>>8254893
e/lit/ist here, anon

>>8254909
Just let it sit in there. Save it for a snack whenever youre hungry.

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>>8254925
vom

How does /gaygen/ feel about the forced meme that no one is really straight or gay, but are really just repressed pansexuals

>>8255020
I honestly think pansexuals are just bi. Im currently looking for lgbt friendly roommates/housing and the only one i can find near is a "genderqueer pansexual". FML...

>>8255020
Tranny propaganda

If there's no dick, count me out

>>8255084
>>8255020
i meant dick (male)

>>8255020
It's just bisexuals telling everyone they're not the only one with a cheating nature.

Pansexuals are worse though. They'll fuck cats, dogs, horses, and the dead.

>>8255099
>They'll fuck cats, dogs, horses, and the dead.

and pans.
sauce pans, frying pans, you name it, they'll fuck it.

I miss my boyfriend, gaygen

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Guy

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Trai Byers

>>8255506
he's a nice guy

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Stephen Bear

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Kenzie

>shit stomach acids last night
>today bf surprises me with lubefree sex
Muh poor butthole. On the upside he came for the first time fucking me without having to finish by jerking himself.

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post whishaw

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Nick Youngquest

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>>8255590
He likes fucking you in pain.

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>>8255627
>whishaw

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Dan Osborne

>>8255020
sexuality is looking more and more like a spectrum. It would be strange for the vast majority of people to either be a 1 or a 0, rather than somewhere between. I think if sexual stigma magically disappeared overnight we'd see a lot of straight people having homosexual encounters.

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>>8255671
that MJ tattoo is so ugly lmao
how does he still have a modeling job after that blunder?

>>8255893
>Insult 10/10s tattoo
>Post 4/10

Why do you guys just post pics of guys who look like you?

I just realised us gays are AGPs.
We go for guys who look like what we either look like or want to look like!

No!
We're AGP because we turn ourselves into the people we're sexually attracted to.

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>>8254150
>I'm a sagittarius, blue eyes, 5'11, 168 lbs. lean trimmed bottom which makes me super unique, but something most people don't know about me is that I'm dyslexic - how's that for special snow flake (wink) #getatmeboys

I find it extremely disturbing that America's youth use disabilities and mental degradation as a unique stamp on themselves to stand out and be noticed. It's like mental issues that were once stigmatized such as dyslexia, ADHD, Schizo, autism, etc. are now cool and something to be proud of to be suffering from.

>>8256036
>>8256042
It's called AAP.

>>8256078
or it's called "this looks good to me and I also want to look good so I'll look like that" fuck your retarded meme terms

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>>8255893
I bet you Dan Osborne was one of those guys who were recruited at the gym by Calvin Klein representative just after they sucked his cock in the gym shower room.

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>>8255893
apparently he's been removing them recently

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1962699/dan-osborne-shows-off-the-results-of-his-tattoo-removal-treatment-amid-hopes-that-ditching-the-bodyart-will-help-him-carve-out-an-acting-career/

>>8256078
Oh okay.
What is AAP. I and most other gay men have it.

>>8256117
Tattoo removal shouldn't be possible.. It marks the stupidity of some people.

>>8256140
Well, if you're rich enough no one will see you as stupid. Dan Osborne looks pretty rich to me.

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>>8256154
He's just hating because Dan is a 10/10 and he's bitter bout it.

>>8256201
Not really, over all I'd say he's a 7.5/10 Not bitter or jealous.

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>>8256109
He doesn't model for Calvin Klein, he's a reality star.

I bet Tom Daley wanted to bang him so much. And now he's stuck married to some old ugly queen and in the public eye so he can't even cheat.

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>>8256206
He's a 10/10. You're jealous and bitter.
There is literally nothing wrong with his face or body. Nothing

>>8255020
>pansexual
Bisexuals trying to be even more of a snowflake

>>8256071
I'm not proud of being fucked in the head but it's pointless trying to deny that I am

>>8256140
This, I mean it's alright if it's just a small one that means something maybe but getting covered in them just looks bad

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>>8256213

>>8256215
you wear your mental disorders like a badge of honor and you know it

>>8256223
Not really, I tend to just stay in and hide

>>8254572
Damn. I'd go bottom for someone like this.

>>8254653
>lol le edgy racist xD

>>8255526
He's litterally perfect.

>>8256071
>I find it extremely disturbing that America's youth use disabilities and mental degradation as a unique stamp on themselves to stand out and be noticed.
Mate what to think of 76 invented genders and sexualities?

>>8256422
Same it's a mental illness. There are only two genders male or female. Which is determined by what you personally want to be and three sexualities gay, straight, and slut.

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>>8256439
>Gay, straight and slut

>>8256466
it's true, there's no such thing as bisexual or pansexual they all fall into slut category. You can be a gay slut or a straight slut, but they only go after all same or opposite gendered people, but so called bisexuals are just sluts who will fuck anything.

>>8256439
>it's a mental illness.
Ever wondered why it's only lefties and liberals who come with such "genderqueer" nonsense?
Cognitive dissonance and cishet self hate.

>>8256474
Hahahaha, they still have standards.
I mean pansexuals will fuck anything but bisexuals have standards.

>>8256482
It all comes down to one factor and that is "are they contributing to society financially and responsibly?" With this as a major factor we rule out NEETs and tumblr fags. They don't benefit society at all. Most are on government assistance taking from society and should be lined up and shot to death.

>>8256485
bisexuals don't exist they are sluts who cheat. I have never met a "bisexual" who didn't cheat on their partner.

Any gay romantic comedies?

>>8256502
Why would you want that?

>>8256492
I've dated bi guys and they were way more sexual than the gay guys.
But they still had standards lol

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>>8256508
I like cheesy feel-good stuff once in a while.

>>8256502
Yuri on ice?

>>8256516
as long as it is not a filthy cishet production you have my permission.

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>>8256502
Here let me IMDB that shit for you

http://www.imdb.com/list/ls054267057/

>>8256516
>uses treadmill as a coat rack
no wonder you're so fat

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>>8256566

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>>8256573
just being honest, it's a treadmill not a home accessory. You have it now use it the way it was meant to be used.

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>guy on grindr
>looks 30 in his picture
>is actually 50
>interesting and patrician areas of interest
>seems like a sweetheart
holy fucking shit

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Posting guy.

>>8256566
Lmao

>>8256553
He'd be hot if he shaved

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>>8256872
>He'd be hot if he shaved
BLASPHEMY

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>>8255627
...Ben Whishaw?

>>8256879
Sorry I'm not into body hair. I don't mind it on the legs and pits, or facial stubble. It the rest, no.
Shave it.

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>>8256895
fag

>>8256931
At least I'm not into bestiality.

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>>8256960
neither am I, that's why I don't post blacks

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>>8257013
Black guys > fat hairy animals like you

What is your age range for dating?

Am I shallow af that I'm finally watching 13 Reasons Why and all I can focus on is Clay's jacked up haircut, his close together eyes and the fact he's in desperate need of a tan?
I'm broken.

What body types are you attracted to?

>>8257119
>Am I shallow af that I'm finally watching 13 Reasons Why
yes.
Literally why would you watch trash?

>>8257132
All of my friends have watched it and said I should but I have a short attention span and it's really boring.

>>8257141
>All of my friends have watched it and said I should
all of your friends are trash.

Also can someone confirm to me if American teens are as unstylish as they appear in American TV shows?

>>8257150
The word is ratchet, not trash.
I have to go out now and meet my ratchet friends.
Bye

>>8257152
Yes because "fashion is for fags".

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>>8257099
25-45

Human brains aren't fully developed until age 25 and 25 is when testosterone starts to leave the male body more instead of building up test like it was from age 11-24. 25 is the peak of performance and intelligence. Men are attractive to me, boys aren't.

>>8257156
ratchet is a black term and used wrong by the lot of them.

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>>8257122
this and only this

>>8257182

Sexy.

The best feeling in the world is when someone places their hand down the back of your neck and rubs a little.
It's the best and there is no use arguing otherwise

>>8255888
But would you start fucking women?

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>>8256553
what I wish I looked like

>>8257099
18-25?

>>8257122
twinks and stuff I guess

>>8257362
>18-25?
And how old are you?

>>8257182

How old are you?

>>8257367
25

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>>8257186
>ratchet is a black term

no, it's not.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurse_Ratched

read a book sometime

>>8257377
I figured as much. In my experience guys under 26 stay in the 18-25 range. On sites and apps with filters that puts guys like me ,27, out of the running. I have talked with a lot of guys like this. This is the real gay death. I'm over 25 so I'm invisible to everyone under 30.

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>>8255888
>It would be strange for the vast majority of people to either be a 1 or a 0, rather than somewhere between.

No, it wouldn't.
That is precisely how sexual dimorphism works.
Those in the middle are rare mutations.

>>8257397
Just say you're 24.

>>8254660
>Whips out cc

credit card?

Is an 8 inch girth butt plug too much?

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I'm excited that I turn 26 in a few days so I can leave the age range that includes boys.

I'm fixing to find me a husbear

>>8257397
I just always think I'd be better with someone my own age or younger on account of me being somewhat immature

using filters and stuff on apps just seems kind of rude

>>8257443
Bitch that's a traffic cone

I wish there was a magical sex chamber where you get to fulfill all your gay sexual desires, but it magically doesn't happen, so you only keep the experience and memories, but it doesn't count for your body.

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>8257499
Do you have any gay ln's?

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>How to get a boyfriend

>>8257367
31

Wtb American husband.

>>8256210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87y9hp1okyc

>>8257715
Looks like he's looking at anyone that is talking. While she's talking he's not looking at Dan Osborne he's looking at the chick. It just looks that way since the angle isn't seen where his eye actually are.

>>8257586
Lmao

>>8257178
We are fags

>>8257186
Well I wish I was black

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Can we all agree that Mariah Carey is the greatest artist to have ever lived and will remain queen of the gays forever

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4H5wVdUsWYM

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Chizuru moved in with me!

>>8257977
No, she sucks dick.

>>8257994
Literally whos?

>>8257122

All types BUT they have to have a qt face.

>>8257122
Only manly hairy buff older bears.

>>8258020
I met my boyfriend gaygen, we used to post here with tripcodes a few years ago. I guess that was too long ago for anyone to remember

>>8257994

Omg congratulations!! Happy that you two are still a couple. I wonder if raggle and ocelot are still dating?

>>8258099

How have you two been anyways?

13 Reasons Why is so fake.
They're sophomores so they're what? 15/16 and they talk like 25yos.
My brother is 15 so I know 15yos don't talk like that.
And they all wear ugly clothes as if 15yos don't have access to Zara and Asos.

>>8258199

It's a tv show.... Of course its fake.

>>8258213
Well I'm not used to fake TV shows.
All I watch is real shows like KUWTK and Real Housewives.

And it's annoying, like the jock kid she got wet over isn't even hot.
He's short and skinny, as if you'd wet your panties over him.

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>>8257977
No

Where were you when Wikipedia killed Mariah Carey?

>>8258219
Idc I'm not his father.
Straight males are boring anyway.
I'm going back to force my son to be gay and fabulous.

>>8258225

Those shows are real either dammit. Lol

I only watch the walking dead, supernatural and it's always sunny in Philadelphia. I found a new show that is weird as fuck, called American gods.

>>8258245
Aren't real

>>8258235
>Straight males are boring anyway.

Literally no difference between gays and straights, besides the sexual orientation.

>>8258245
They are real are you retarded?
The Walking Dead is lame af. My bf tried to get me to watch it with him and it was the most boring shit in the world
And everyone is ugly af in it.
Idk wtf the other shows are.

I mean their clothes in 13 Reasons Why are really ugly.
Who the fuck wears straight cut jeans in 2017?
Do Americans really have no fashion sense?

>>8258275
Yes there is.
I was a fabulous child who liked drama, singing, drawing, writing, fashion. Interesting things that gay guys excel at.
My brother likes basketball and PlayStation.
He is stylish at least.
Straight boys are boring as fuck and retarded.

>>8258275
yes there is
straight people are prejudiced against gay people

>>8258297
>>8258310
You're retarded. Your gayness doesn't defy you as a person. Being gay is literally sexual preference only. If you aspire to fit gay stereotypes, even unintentionally, because you're too stupid to be your own self, then you're cancer.

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>>8258287
>retarded

Yes

>lame

No

Ooooh they're 17.
God their clothes are so ugly it's making me want to vomit.

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>>8258275
If you're one of those filthy " not like other gags" gays maybe.

Otherwise I cackle

>>8258336
>being like every other gay guy

How boring.

>>8258332
We're different get over it.
Straight guys are fucking basic. Like they don't mature past the age of 13.

Gay guys are more intelligent and interesting on average.

I like being gay, go and get therapy if you don't.

Just bee yourself. No need to mimic being a flaming fem qween or the hyper straight acting masc.

I'm a bit of both. ;3

I really want kids so I can dress them up.

>>8258348
>We're different get over it.

Yeah, we as people are different, not as straight guys vs gay guys. Were you bullied in high school? You're trying way too hard to not sound insecure as fuck.

>>8257426
I thought about it,but that would be a lie.

If you found out your date had lied about his age, how would you feel?

>>8258386
I went to a boys school where I boarded and had regular gay sex.
What's your excuse for being the straight man's bitch?

>tfw bf poops on your dick

>>8258429
>discriminating against people based on their sexual orientation

I can tell you don't have many friends, or a bf for that matter. Keep lying to yourself.

>>8258429
No wonder you're such a mincing queer now

>>8258436
Please.
Someone who does that green writing shit calling me a loser.
Toodles


I'm pissed at how they made the gay kid have bleach blond hair but made him wear the same ugly shitty clothes that the rest of the kids wear.
Who the fuck did wardrobe for this show?

>>8258472
You need sum milk.

I take it back the gay kids clothes aren't terrible.

>>8258506
They needed everyone else to look like they buy their clothes from a store that also sells tires and appliances to hammer away how different the gay one is

>>8258297
>I was a fabulous child who liked drama, singing, drawing, writing, fashion

literally can't get more basic and boring than this

>>8258516
Omg the gay kid is dating the black girl now?
Wtf this show is so dumb
Have you watched 13 Reasons Why?

>>8258520
Says someone who likes anime.
Bye

>>8258297
post your drawings

oh wait it's probably all trash because you're only in it for the social posturing you absolute subhuman

>>8257182
real men want curves bones are for dogs amirite

>>8258395
I wouldn't care because I judge people on how they look, not how long they've been alive.

Also how much money they have.

>>8258528
>he doesn't like anime

LITERALLY can't get more boring and basic

>>8258529
I said I drew as a kid
I don't draw now we have iPhones

Do American teenagers really drive BMW convertibles to school?

Now the black girls blaming the white girl for the gay boy breaking up with her

Wtf is this show?

>>8258582
>iPhones

As basic and as boring as you can get.

>>8258582
>I don't draw now we have iPhones
like I said, you never actually liked it

>>8258332
>Your gayness doesn't defy you as a person.
Mate under what rock have you lived for the last 5000 years?

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>>8258582
>Do American teenagers really drive BMW convertibles to school?

only a very few lucky ones who live in rich neighborhoods.
there is like one or two per high school where the average graduating class is like 600 people so it isn't common.
most people drive used cars, if they're lucky, or they take the bus.
at least that's how it was in the few high schools i went to.

t. air force brat, parents moved around a lot.

>>8258632
Are you literally saying all gay people are the same?

>>8258637
Oh okay.
Americans are so flashy with their money, to buy a school child a BMW.
The black girl in this shows dad is in the Air Force and she said she moves schools every two years

>>8258639
I'm subtly implying that your entire personality can easily be discarded for the sake of one aspect of your being.

>>8258686
that's just stupid

>>8258686
No it can't.

>tried to finger myself anally when i was like14-15
>hated it, always felt weird, a lot of times it would come back out very slightly tinted yellowish brown, maybe it was imagination but maybe not
>go through a few years of repressed homosexuality
>Decide to give it a try again
>clean myself, lube it up with some cerave lotion
>feeling outside feels good, stick pinky in
>only get to first knuckle, feels bad, tight, somewhat painful
>try and squirm around for a bit, doesn't do anything, start losing boner
>take it out and it seems to have that yellowish tint again
I swear I make sure my asshole is clean btw, I use baby wipes and everything. Also, is it normal for a gay guy to dislike butt stuff? I have always felt like a strict top, all my homo dreams have been me fucking other dudes, but I still feel weird that I don't like things in my bum at all. Any tips? Should I just stop trying and continue saying I'm a strict top?

Also, how likely am I to get aids from fucking a sissy from /soc/ with protection?

>>8258735
Anal just hurts like hell, it's normal.

>going to /soc/

Fucking faggot.

>>8258735
Speaking of anal, what's a good budget method? I don't wanna buy lube or dildos or enema bags or anything before really getting into it. Fiber seems to be a key, but how much and how long before should you start eating it? Are those plastic freezer bags good to put over whatever you're going to shove into yourself?

>>8258723
>>8258725
sure you can define yourself as a multidimensional interesting person with a whole array of traits, but if everyone else just sees you as "the token faggot" what point is there to pretend otherwise?

After all, "But you screw one goat..."

>>8258676
If you go to private school almost all you see are BMWs, Benz, and Audi.
>the poorfag who went to private school
At least I was able to get into a good uni

>>8258811
Yep, you were bullied in high school.

>>8258838
What are you, an armchair psychologist?

>>8258848
I wish I was there to stick up for you. Must have been tough. Poor anon. ;_;

>>8258811
They care too much.

>>8258828
Not in England. Although we're a lot less flashy with our money.

>>8258895
Not him but I picked fights often because I always got really hard when I finished

>>8258909
Fucking weirdo.

>>8258895
Thank you mr Freud.

>>8258899
>They care too much.
Of course they care too much.
They are people.
Cishet people.

>>8258917
>Cishet people.

Cringing so hard right now.

>tfw going to bed and will be dreaming about anon fucking my tight ass with his big cock

Can't wait!

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>>8258935
was this your face when?

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>>8259122
>dreaming about it
>not doing it

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>>8259302
No this was

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Me irl

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>>8259355
my dinner irl

>tfw no William Burroughs bf

>>8259359
wtf is that disgusting shit

>>8259416
Everyone puts the "S." between his surname and family name, why didn't you?

>>8259355
no I think this is you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8

>>8259505
he passes better than mtfgen

Jeffery Dahmer was cuter than Ted Bundy

>>8254572
>He's coming right for me!
Perfect legal defense.

>>8257994
>>8258099

Congrats!

>tfw met qt bf from a chansite

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>>8257994
Now that he's moved in, how are you going to hide the fact that you're an insufferable cunt?
I guess anybody you meet on 4chan and who agrees to move in with you can't be expecting much.

This is an lgbt emotional support group.
https://discord.gg/Az82T

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So i hacked/vomitted up my NG tube (the one tapped to my nose, going down my throat) while using the potty earlier and it was horrible. First it felt like my throat was ripping apart cuz i just couldn't stop hacking. Then it just got worse and worse and blood clots (??) started bubbling out of my nose (especially the one the tube was tapped to) then the coughing got worse and faster and i started choking on it and all the slime and blood sloughed the adhesive off till it just came out all wobbly and undulaty and there was more blood and scabs and oh god like the worst parts of rotting garbage smell and rotting flesh smell. Then i just wailed on the toilet for someone to notice and come in except my voice was all high pitched and warbly and i couldn't stand up by myself. Anyways, then i finally got to my my neck around after my stuff got sorted out and look at this badass new scar. Like they tried chopping my head off.

>>8260320
Scars on the body never bothered me.

Good luck on your recovery.

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>>8260422

Thanks! First week down?
Maybe a week to go?
And yeah~ i love scars
I'm becoming gurotwink,
I'm definitely about this

Hospitals sock

>>8258780
Go to party city, get a package of those Jello Shot syringes.

Go home, fill with warm water. Insert tip into butt. Fill yourself. Repeat 2/3 times.

Deposite in toilet. Repeat until all that leaves you is clear water.

Wipe and go have butt sex.

>the only guy i like doesn't like twinks
i think it's finally time to get big, how do you manage to eat more than once a day without feeling sick?
>>8260563
gurotwink is a strong aesthetic. what was the surgery for?
>>8258780
you can get an enema from cvs for like five bucks.
thoroughly wash out the liquid inside and fill it with lukewarm water.

>>8260739

Esophagus removal, shaping my tum into a long tube belly and that incision is where they cut me open to connect it to my mouth

>>8260739
>how do you manage to eat more than once a day without feeling sick?
just eat meme 3000 kcal peanut butter whey shakes alongside giant burgers or something

goddamn I love eating

>>8260563
Why do you keep posting selfies?

>>8261442
he should keep going

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i'm so sick of all you fags, none of you have anything interesting to say and none of you are worth my time

>>8261484
go do something fun or productive instead of wasting your time here

>>8261456
>he

>>8261565
sorry
xhze should keep going

>>8261572
better

>>8261484
I really really really hate that long as fuck arm hair.
He'd be so fuckable if he shaved his torso and trimmed that arm forest.

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>>8261666
>I hate men who look like men
>i prefer womanly men
That's essentially what I hear when I read your idiotic post.

how often do you watch porn?

>>8262043
Err'day. I have to watch porn or my ex pops up in head while fapping.

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>>8262073
>attachment issues

>>8261738
Not all men are hairy. I'm a man and I don't grow chest or stomach hair. I don't have visible arm hair and I can't grow a beard. I'm still a man.
I know plenty of MEN who don't have or like body hair. It's called being aesthetic.
Stop being a lazy unhygienic fuck and get laser.
No one wants to look at these apes you keep posting.

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>>8262099
>having a beard and body hair naturally
>unhygienic and lazy
Your idiocy makes me laugh.

>>8262112
Hairy people stink and it looks disgusting.
If you can't be bothered to look and smell better, you're unhygienic.

You're probably old as fuck anyway which is why you think it's acceptable.
Step out of the 70s, gramps.

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>>8262125

>>8262125
Unhygienic AND lazy.

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I bit my tongue in my sleep :(

>>8258099
>>8259912
part of why I keep coming here is i the vain hope that I'll meet someone because it most likely isn't going to happen in my day to day life
>probably be too scared to ever talk to anyone though

>>8262129
It's society's opinion

http://www.pride.com/men/2016/4/06/10-reasons-you-should-always-shave-your-body-hair#slide-10

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>>8262125
>>8262099
>reeee why can people have different opinions to meeee
calm your fucking autism

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>>8262125
>>8262132
>someone's never heard of beard wash, beard oil, beard grooming, and most essential of all - bathing.

I feel sorry for how retarded you are. I'm not even angry mostly just sad at how pathetic you are.

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>>8262099
Different Anon here - I just wanted to let you know that you're a smarmy cunt

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Is there any way to get rid of bulging veins in the arms? I really want to look more feminine but it's impossible to with my ridiculously unflattering veiny arms.

>>8262174
>>>/mtf/

You're a man deal with it or transition.

>>8262151
See he's just lazy. Why would you not just shave your fucking body if you work hard in the gym to look like that?
It's fucking gross and no one likes it.
There's a reason strippers and porn stars are all fucking smooth.

>>8262203
(you)

>>8262188
Could you be any more radical?

>>8262144
Idc they're fugly and feel gross.
I couldn't walk for a week after a guy with a beard gave me a rimjob.

>>8262203
>Why would you not just shave
Because he looks perfect as he is?

Don't get me wrong, shaved twinks can be really hot too, but he's not a twink! He looks best with his body hair left as is.

>no one likes it
No, you don't like it.

>>8262203
>only watch twink porn and look at hairless twink strippers
>THIS IS EVERY SINGLE PORNSTAR AND STRIPPER EVER, THIS IS THE ENTIRE WORLD, IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I LIKE YOU'RE IN THE WRONG

This is bait, right? You can't be genuinely this retarded and unlikable. get some fucking self awareness.

>>8262226
No he doesn't.
He looks like some lazy cunt who probably lives in some Russian ghetto and has never heard of shaving or waxing.
I don't like twinks, I like hot guys. And they shave their fucking body hair because it lopls better and it's cleaner.
I would block the fuck out of him if he messaged me with that shit all over his body.

>>8262237
Yeah buff straight men are twinks.
Fucking idiot.

>>8262218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TjmHkVMEdI

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>>8262203
>>8262253

what happened to misanthrope anon? has he posted? last I heard he caught feels for his qt fuckbuddy and was freaking out about it. did he an hero like he talked about?

>>8262477
I'm still here. Just lurking for the most part. Things are the same between us, though I wouldn't say I'm freaking out about it. We got into a fight the other day--a fairly serious one though I don't know why--but patched it up.

I'm a 4/10 and every gay man in my area is either a 2/10 or a 7/10. I'm not sure I have the potential or enough time. I'm already treated as too old to date at the age of 27. I have lost nearly 50 pounds. I need to motivate myself to exercise properly. Everything seems too little too late.

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>>8262839
just date the 2/10s
fucking their boypuccis will give you confidence and game and your rating will rise slowly and you may eventually be able to bag a 7/10

>>8262839
>27
>not sure if I have enough time
Are planning on dying in the near future or something

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>>8262266
>>8262340

>>8262854
I tried but just couldn't bring myself to do it. They also seem really opposed to self improvement. The quickest way to filter these guys is to bring up that I am losing weight. All these men have potential. All it would take is diet, exercise and hygiene and they would be worthwhile.

My potential is probably being 6/10. That would be if I hit 145, built muscle,shaved my head and grew out my beard. My problem then is that is the most common type around here so anyone into that type has their pick of the litter.

>>8262340
Original is so much better, retard.

>>8262839
There's gay men who spend their entire twenties living in a sham marriage who are just inexperienced as you who just need a foot in the door. That's how my first relationship was. I was 24 and he was 28 who finally divorced his wife

Why did WoW players call geared low level characters twinks?

>>8262882
Anyone under 26 uses a 18-25 filter.
I'm stuck on apps and sites until I can move, I may be 29 or 30 by then. Everyone over 25 is a fat fuck that doesn't take care of himself or already jacked. It will take over a year to get jacked like them and I'm no thin pretty gay.

>>8262830
what was the fight over?

>>8262913
They still do, and nobody really knows. It could simply be adapted from the gay slang.

>>8262901
>>8262915

>>8262892
So give yourself more to offer than just looks. Learn a skill or take up a cool hobby the two of you can do together.

>>8262917
I almost got hit by a car crossing the street and it upset him for some reason. It was a near-miss, but like I said it didn't hit me. So I don't see what the big deal is about.

>>8262934
People judge by appearance first. I have a lot of hobbies that we could do together,like hiking, shooting, video games, traditional rpgs. I'm open to anything they might want to do as well. The problem is that I am not attractive enough to consider to begin with.

Is it true that Portuguese gays are hotter on average than British gays? Can we get a side by side photo comparison

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>>8263063

>>8262960
this, I would love to meet someone with the same interests, become their friend and then fall in love with them
should've happened in like secondary school but the only friends I made were straight
didn't have a good time and was on the bottom rung of the pecking order

>>8263098
Crooked and stained teeth are actually quite common in the UK. They really don't care about dental hygiene

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>>8263128

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>>8263147
no, you're a joke

>>8263157
just visit the dentist's office brit boy, they'll fix your teeth

>2/10 autistic fag
>managed to be pityfucked by a 8/10 fag
>can't stop thinking about his perfect body 1 year later
>every future relationships has to match up this high standard now
>it won't ever happen again I KNOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8263224
You're obviously not that bad if a hot guy was willing to fuck you.

>>8263224
delude yourself that you're an artist or something and don't need no partner while subsisting on similar crumbs

>>8263224
>>every future relationships has to match up this high standard now
why?

>>8263224
Holy fucking shit this happened to me too, but about one month ago and cant stop thinking about it, also i cant lower the bar now, im done for ever.

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>>8263224
>it won't ever happen again

repeat the steps that led up to that success
it could happen again

i'm a 5/10 autistic fag and i've had 4 different 8/10 bfs
they all broke up with me eventually but the longest one lasted 10 years
the shortest one lasted about a year
all of them told me they loved me and the sex was amazing with all of them
i think they just got tired of me being bipolar and never satisfied with my job or my life
i mean i was moody as hell some times and it drove them away.
but being with beautiful people makes you feel beautiful, even if you're not.
i felt beautiful most of my life and i got to live the life of a beautiful person because i was with them.
they had amazing sexy friends who accepted me, even though i was an ugmo, because i was their bf.
lightning can strike twice and even four times.
the key is to keep getting up and dusting yourself off after you get thrown from the horse.
and yes, they were all thoroughbred stallions who fucked like race horses.
reminds me that i'm single and i need to get off my fat ass and off this depressing image board and go out and get me a bf.
spring is in the air!

>>8263251
even hot guys get so horny they don't care if they fuck an uggo

>>8263289
jesus christ you need mental help

>>8263289
how the fuck did you get these

as another autismo I barely feel like I could discuss tv shows with classmates, much less socialize them until I get their beautiful dicks in my mouth

>>8263294
No... Seriously no. It's very easy to get laid these days, especially if you're hot.
No one has to resort to fucking anyone. You're more attractive than you think.

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homophobic violence edition

Discord (virus do not click): https://discord.gg/e9g8HnM.

last >>8254484

have you ever got beat up just for being gay?

new >>8263323

>>8263326
You need to do it again.

>>8262934
>I almost got hit by a car crossing the street
>it upset him for some reason.
>youdon'tsay.jpg

>>8263356
it's gonna have to do

multiple gaygens are just gonna get deleted

Honestly relationships aren't even worth it and quite frankly desu sex is superior in every way the only downside is death.

>>8263623
>>8263623
>>8263623
>>8263623
>>8263623

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