Cis LesGen

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What the fuck is squirting, lesgen? I'm having this discussion over at [spoiler]/pol/[/spoiler] but some people think it's pee while others think is some other mysterious non-pee shit. What's the truth? I'm a virgin so I can't make assumptions out of experience.

>>8248604
>Are you a regular here?
No
>Why do you come back?
I come back to shitpost, brag, and temporarily cure boredom
>Have you made any /clg/ friends?
I met my gf here. We lost touch with anyone who may have known
>What do you like best about our thread and what do you want to see more of?
I don't like our thread

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>>8248702
It doesn't like you or your depressed state.

https://djsugar.tumblr.com/

check it out

>>8248794
>bruises
I thought lesbians abusing each other was just a meme?

>>8248604
Clg always posts attractive women. But are any of you actually good looking? I always got the sense this is the place with the biggest uggos. Worse than all the hons even.

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>>8248604
The LARPing thread again. Fucking landwhales.

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>>8248842

>>8248842
>not knowing about the rampant domestic abuse that takes place in the lesbian community
It's funny, with lesbians in my experience they are either super cool and chill, or they are violent disgusting people. Thanks god my lesbo sister is part of the cool group. She always seems to date the violent ones though.

Monday seems to be the day males stay home to complain while us women work.

>Are you a regular here?
Yes. Been here for years. (save me)
>Why do you come back?
I come back for senpai, obviously. (pls love me)
>Have you made any /clg/ friends?
Yes. Gaming buddies mostly. First one I met was back on Valentine's day of 2014. We played vidyas together. Still good friends today.
>What do you like best about our thread
The novela style drama. It's exciting.
>what do you want to see more of?
Austria <3
>BONUS: Are you an innie or outie
innie

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These fucking gooks are too lewd.

Consider this, /clg/:
me
drunk at nearly 4 am
eating hot fries

>>8249219
You are gonna get diarrhea, anon.

>>8248850
>https://djsugar.tumblr.com/
Imagine Lorde. I am her Arab version and sometimes I let my monobrow grow out. So personally I'd say I'm attractive. Idk, people say I am.

>>8249246
Aaaand I accidentally posted that tumblr URL as well.

>>8248850
I'm decent to look at but straight up terrible.

>>8249243
Nah, man. I might be neon white but I eat a lot of spicy food and have since I was a kid. So it doesn't give me the shits.

>>8249246
You sound qt and post quality tumblrs. I'm down.

>>8249246
Hnmm, that's a hard one. I find lord to be really cute most of the time. But sometimes I swear she looks like a 40 year old hag. Plus her new single was really dissapointing.

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>>8249270
;)

>>8249277
Yeah, agreed. My hair is the same as Pure Heroine-era Lorde's hair.
I think she looks old in some pictures because she leans towards thick. Combine that with the dark lipstick and hiding your acne with nasty foundation and you get a 40 y/o. But that was a few years ago, she looks really good now.

Is this how polyanon keeps her girlfriends busy when she's not there?

>http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494231988735.webm [NSFW]

>>8249310
Lewd

>>8249062
I want to hold you and give you kisses.

>>8249270
>tumblr
>quality

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>>8249307
Posting a selfie on clg. You brave, brave girl you.

>Woman is a slob, being forced-femminized by her femme gf

Ok re reading previous thread this might just be a new fetish. Why you do dis! to me?

>>8249310
That whole setup is just wildly impractical. Say no to drugs kids.

Also (pic) reminder.

>>8249307
qt

>>8249335
I'll have you know I run the best goddamn Yu Gi Oh blog there is.

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>>8249335
>I want to hold you and give you kisses.
y-you too

>>8249362
>>8249343
I'm pretty sure that's just Lorde.

>>8249368
I love you kouhai. I want us to runaway and get married.

>>8249343
>>8249362
>>8249424
Yeah guys, it's Lorde. It's not me. I was confused as to why you two didn't recognize her lmao

>>8249435
Kek. You gave those anons false hope.

>>8249439
False hope as in convincing them that it's not just uggos in this thread? Apologies haha. Does it make you guys feel better if I say that there is a 99% chance that Lorde used to visit 4chan, more specifically /mu/?

>>8249449
There is a 99% chance that taylor swift used to shitpost on random as well.

>>8248850
I'd say I am, but I don't really see the point in arguing it. I'm never posting any photos of myself so I couldn't really prove my beauty claims.

I'm closer to a Taylor Swift than a Mariah Carey, some people think that's too skinny although I'm not as extreme as Swift. My wife's asian, they only have one body type and it only distorts if they grow fat so she's nice and lean.

>>8248604
>>8248604
>Are you a regular here?
No, not on enough. Been off/on visiting for years, back when this was one thread shortly after legbutts existed.
>Why do you come back?
It's part of my rotation when I visit 4chan, which I do to discuss anime and manga. I'm here specifically because I'm a lesbian. This time around, I'm also here because my gf decided to post here again and I like trying to guess which posts are hers. We're usually on the same wavelength.
>Have you made any /clg/ friends?
Yes, but dropped out of touch after dropping off 4chan for over a year.
>What do you like best about our thread and what do you want to see more of?
Regular chat by girls.

>>8248850
Pretty obvious attempt at a fishing expedition but what the hell. In the past, there use to be photos that leaked from chat of girls cuter than the ones posted now. Some of them turned out to be bisluts though. But then again, my gf who visits here sometimes is a goldstar and cuter than any girl I've ever seen posted.

Pretty much any girl who has been on 4chan a while has seen photos misappropriated, so they won't do it. The only way I've shown what I look like is after I voice verify with a girl in chat and she seems OK, and only in a private convo. No photos of me have ever surfaced so that's worked out. A few of the old regulars would know who I am and what I look like, but I haven't given me a name or been in(famous) and that's the way I like to keep it.

>tfw come home to qt sleeping in my bed
almost a shame to wake her up, but she was already late for work
now I'm alone in the apartment again until Friday.

>>8249662
Was it a qt you knew or a random one?

>>8249662
Sounds like you need a puppy or a kitten to keep you company.

>>8249669
Super weird if I didn't know her, since I jumped on the bed like a three year old, shouting
>wake up wake up wake up

>>8249669
I've got a cat, but he's a little shit who is only affectionate when his bowl is empty
want a dog, but lease doesn't allow

>>8249685
>>8249676
hurr
I'm tired, smoke and bed

>>8249695
Don't smoke in bed, anon. You might set it on fire.
Smoke on the couch instead where it is safe.

>>8249635
Took you long enough. You're losing your touch.

>>8249713
I know better, I smoke at my desk, next to my bed

it's 6am
let's get drunk

>>8249067
Thanks I know what I'll be watching tonight.

>>8249759
Perv. OK, yeah, we'll be watching that tonight.

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We won't do photos, but we had fun making each other's avatars with very limited options.

If you want: http://www.editions-delcourt.fr/bouletmaton/

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>clg

>>8249822
Peeps was late but still beat you.

>>8249853
That's because >clg is busy tearing it up on the rift and climbing the ranked latter of success and glory.

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>tfw Swede
I need to get out of Eurabia. Thinking about moving to Asia because of my yellow fever, desu.

>>8249909
You live in the best part of the world to be a faggot and wanna move to one of the worst?

Sure, go ahead.

>>8249922
Already, 50% of the youth in my country is from Africa or the Middle East, and it'll only get worse. This place will be truly terrible soon.

>>8249936
15, not 50 idiot.

>>8249922
>>8249945
sjw kys

>>8249945
No, that's the share of the total population. The share of the youth is about 50, you moron.

>>8249952
15% of sweden's population is of african or middle eastern origin? seems high to me
does anyone have sources for their stats

>>8249949
I have no particular opinion on the issue. But numbers don't lie.

>>8249952
No it's not, that's the demographics of the Swedish youth as according to your own ministry.

>>8249976
>No it's not, that's the demographics of the Swedish youth as according to your own ministry.
Why are you lying on the internet?

>>8249909
Come to Australia, sweetheart. Relatively few Africans and Arabs, plenty of Asians and Europeans. Go to Melbourne if you want the biggest gay crowds (but also the biggest SJW and vermin crowds), Sydney is full of Asians and high house prices. Tasmania is beautiful and... that's about it. Perth's got... err... meth? Darwin is ok if you like army girls and humidity.

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>>8249959
I found this from 2015 and the UN. It should be alot higher now.

>>8249987
Because she or he is an SJW.

>>8250008
ah, unfortunately all that shows is foreign-born and not the %with african/middle-eastern origin

>>8250017
Well yeah, but it still gives you some idea about their numbers.

>>8250008
>not realizing the biggest minority is finnish people

>>8250026
It really doesn't. I mean I guess it provides a maximum va?

>>8250017
>>8250029
Fine. I found this on Wikipedia: "As of 2010, 1.33 million people or 14.3% of the inhabitants in Sweden were foreign-born. Of these, 859,000 (64.6%) were born outside the European Union and 477,000 (35.4%) were born in another EU member state." So, given that this was seven or so years ago and before the recent invasion, we probably have atleast 15% Africans/MEerners.
http://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/documents/3433488/5579176/KS-SF-11-034-EN.PDF

>>8250045
no it doesn't, there's still other places people can be foreign born from and move to sweden

>>8250045
Being foreign born doesn't tell you their ethnicity. Most of those 35% of EU are almost certainly not African or ME in origin.

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>>8249922
You need some /pol/ in your life. Europe will become the next Africa while Africa will become the next Europe.

>>8250050
>>8250052
The non-EU immigration to Sweden is dominated by immigrants from Africa and the ME.

>>8250068
Then you're looking at a high single digit number for African/ME origin

>>8250079
>>8250045
You're telling me that Sweden haven't accepted any "refugees" and other migrants from those places in the last 7 years? I mean, the percentage was a high single digit in 2010.

>Are you a regular here?
I am, except sometimes I happen to miss out on gens because I'm too busy playing vidya.
>Why do you come back?
No other place in the internet 'gets it'. I need this community.
>Have you made any /clg/ friends?
Once, then she ghosted.
>What do you like best about our thread and what do you want to see more of?
I love discus, and a sense of belonging. I don't think there's anything more needed.
>BONUS: are you an innie or outie?
They're asymmetrical, so both.

>>8250107
I really couldn't tell you without someone posting more recent stats. It's not like I'm gonna pull numbers out of my ass. US makes it simple, they break out immigrants by race, national origin etc. so you don't have to play guessing games.

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>>8250054
> Africa will become the next Europe.
No, it won't. I'm from South Africa. White populations are dwindling and pressure is mounting on the few that remain. My family left Africa because the odds that my dad would be decapitated and I would be raped to death got higher every year.

I love Africa. I miss it. But I can't live there any more. If I died, the SJWs would say I deserved it. I'm a White African. My mere existence pisses them off, which I admit I kind of like.

i always liked immigration because my town is full of old people and dinguses (young people with an education leave) and now its full of eastern europeans who have nice food (meat), decent education, and so many are gays and lesbians who can be open and not get beaten like they would in their old country. but theres a lot of scummers who are immigrants too who just drink and fight in public like the locals do. idk its complex. i'm not racist but i'm glad they're white and eastern european women are attractive. i'd hate to be straight, all the men look like potato. some are unlucky and look like lumpy potato. idk how the straight ones cope. desu i don't know how straight women cope in general. half the straight women i know will happily admit the male body is fugly

I want to live in the alps.

>>8250141
How does /clg/ 'get it'?

>They're asymmetrical,
I don't know how to feel about this...

>>8249662
Cuuuute.
Give me some of that livingthedream

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>>8250150
I love you, Zimbabwe.

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>>8250215
I love you too, sweetie~

>be on diet
>see all this free sweets at work
I'm not eating any of it but this is why it's hard not to be an Amerifat.

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>>8250233
Forgot my pic

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>>8250226
I wish the best for you family, senpai.

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>>8250248
I live in Australia now, so I'll probably be fine. Only grandparents left in ZA. 300 years and I'm the generation who leaves :(

3D is a mega qt.

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>>8250237
Get a brownie and eat it for me, Anony. Then describe to me what it taste like.

>>8250233
Be strong, having a hot body >>> eating shit full of diabetes and chemicals.

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>>8250233
Your tummy will thank you for resisting.

>>8250308
Those are abs I want to fry an egg on and eat for breakfast every day.

>>8250341
That reminds me, do you girls like flat tummies or do you prefer well defined abs?
My abs are just a bit defined and my gf likes it but maybe I should work more on them.

>>8250350
Flat tummy is besto, but then again, cute is best!

>>8250277
You're not helping. The brownie is probably from Friday's Cinco de Mayo party, so it's stale.
>>8250308
Thank you baby. I'll never have abs like that but a girl can dream.
>>8250350
Definitely prefer some definition. /fit/ > skinnyfat

>>8250350
A little definition is good but not too much. I don't need to see all six muscles, just hints of them. I just like slim, kinda defined girls, not buff chicks.

>>8250153
are there non-lumpy potatoes?

>>8250141
What do you like to play?

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>>8248604
>Are you a regular here?
Sort of?
>Why do you come back?
I'm a boring lesbian with not much of a life outside vidya.
>Have you made any /clg/ friends?
Not really.
>What do you like best about our thread and what do you want to see more of?
I like that it has cute girls and chill people. I'd like to see more cute girls and chill people.
>BONUS: Are you an innie or outie
Innie.

>>8250390
Microwave it a little bit and it'll be like fresh out of the oven. Gotta eat it slightly faster though. Make it a small brownie so you don't have to eat it too fast.

>>8250562
Oooooo this takes me back. I miss these days. I'd do everything I could to derail fights and make them as absurd as possible. Making specific builds just to pull off an incredibly situational bullshit thing tailored to the environment of one area or situation.

I want my gf to play Dark Souls already. Too bad she has play station and I have pc.

>>8250655
>Dark Souls
Tranner game.

>>8250662
Say that to my currently bleeding vag. I played it with my old Skype group (I was the only woman in it though). Fun times.

>>8250855
>I was the only cis* woman in it though
Proving the point.

>>8250662
I hate that game but when the hell did trannies own it.
>>8250878
It only proves guys play it. Hetshit guys.

>>8250977
>Hetshit guys.
Such as tranners.

Last night I was drunk and I accidentally said Sieg Heil to my gf and did a Hitler salute. She's mad at me now. What should I do?

>>8251046
Kill yourself, /pol/tard

>>8251081
This.

>>8251046
Get a gf who is not retarded.

>>8251046
Well? Why did you do that? Talk to her

>>8251046
>not having a redpilled gf
Dump her.

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>>8250054
>Africa will become the next Europe.
Never ever.

Reminder that subhuman girls are allowed to serve the Nazi master race girls.

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Guy outside blasting music while washing his car
Really makes me want to be violent sometimes

Why are there so many /pol/tard lesbians here?

>>8251200
Lefitst bitches are straight sluts and they deserve work camps

Why are there so many man hating retards here? What a shame

>>8250185
>How does /clg/ 'get it'?
If you have to ask that question, you'll probably never understand. /clg/ gets it.

>>8251200
It's males posting, ignore those retarded beta bitches.

>>8251218
Only in your /pol/shit imaginings, not in the real world where liberals are the best for LGBT, you pathetic neo-nazi dick.

>>8250491
Fallout, God of War, Mount and Blade, CS, Amnesia, Civ V, Vamp:The Masq, Smash Bros, Conan Exiles, Black Desert, ME:Andromeda, Walking Dead, CoD, Zelda, and some others.

>>8251289
>kidnaps you
>marries you

>>8251295
>gives you the glance
>submits to your will
>after 15 mins into kidnapping and chill, of course

>>8251249
That's what I thought. I just don't get how any queer person in their right mind could belong to the extreme right.

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>>8251289
>unironically playing ME Andromeda

>>8251295
Gay marriage is wrong.

>>8251342
I take all the changes at seeing lesbian scenes I get. These are desperate times, sweetie.

>>8251338
Not even involved at first, but you really need to grow a spine. You sound like a newfag. Get a sense of humor or don't be so sensitive over something so small. The tree trunk in your ass must be hard to walk around with.

>>8251364
Here's your(You)

>>8251370
I'm not gonna lie, /v/ kinda ruined me and I would unironically cuddle with autistic Sarah Ryder.

>>8248604
>Are you a regular here?
Yes, I've been on here ever since /lgbt/ came around. I might enjoy /clg/ a bit too much.

>Why do you come back?
Because this is the only general I can talk about mundane (grill) stories, and the only one in which I can stay on top of everyone's qt business. Obviously, you nerds are fun to talk to as well.

>Have you made any /clg/ friends?
Just one. ;_;

>What do you like best about our thread and what do you want to see more of?
See the reasons I keep coming back.

>Are you an innie our outie
How lewd. You'll have to come and find out.

>>8251395
You and me both, we know one thing: Thirst. Is. Real. No shame in scraping the bottom to get the fix, only getting gf can truly cure this.

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>>8250350
i prefer a flat stomach. I don't mind abs but not really the kind of thing i go for. i don't chase women my age anyway, and middle-aged women don't tend to have abs, unless they're like, elizabeth hurley.

>tfw no autistic fit gf

>>8251381
Not her but also think /pol/tards should die in a fucking dumpster inferno. There is nothing interesting or hilarious with any of your stupid shit.
Moot should have crushed you douchebags until you disappeared like he wanted before he left. Now you're a fucking venereal disease infesting every corner of this site. But don't think for a minute we don't see you scum for what you are.

>>8251424
Nice bod but uggo face. Like an aging tv star.

>>8251456
T R I G G E R E D

>>8251457
I think she's be cuter if she smiled for real.

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>>8249676
>tfw so roneri that I adopted a kitten almost four years ago (holy shit it's been so long already)
>tfw moved to different city two years ago
>tfw apartment too small and landlord doesn't allow pets
>tfw kitten is staying at my mother's place and I'm lonely again

>>8251381
I'm not being sensitive, I'm just wondering how some people on an lgbt board can be so fucking retarded. You, for example. I totally agree with >>8251456

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>>8251456
I agree, I find them boring and unfunny. they reek of insecurity

>>8251457
I think she's really hot but i love older women lol. she pretty much is an ageing tv star.

>>8248604
>Are you a regular here?
I didn't use to be, but I think I'm becoming one.

>Why do you come back?
It's nice to talk with other people like me and helps me be more comfortable in my sexuality, which I've neglected for around 23-25ish years.

>Have you made any /clg/ friends?
Nope.

>What do you like best about our thread and what do you want to see more of?
I think they're fine how they are.

>BONUS: Are you an innie or outie
Innie.

Dae relieved now that the GIFfag era is finally mostly over? It was really bad few yrs back. Reaction gifs everywhere. Everywhere. And due to my slow internet speed, opening them was a major PITA. Also, the repetitive nature crowned their autistic cringeness. And blurry quality. It was truly horrifying.

I just took virginity from a 17 year old baby lesbian.
>feels good man

>>8251456
>newfag tumblr ramblings
>but don't think for a minute we don't see you scum for what you are.
>we

>>8251514
>degenerate male posting 24 hours a day on a lesbian general feeling triggered when he gets called out
Kek

>>8251525
>everyone that isn't a triggered far-leftist like me is male

>>8251381
>"grow a spine newfag!!"
>meanwhile he creates threads all over /lgbt/ and whines here whenever someone mentions how inferior males are
Ok sensitive faggot

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It's a shame that these threads are attracting so many snowflake SJWs from Reddit and Tumblr, desu.

>>8251514
You don't even know who moot is, do you

>>8251548
Why haven't you killed yourself already faggot? Too beta for this too?

>>8251549
>>8251551
You're literally shaking right now, eh?

>>8251549
Shhh he's googling it right now.

>>8251548
They're something you'll never be, little man. Actual women.

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>>8251569
Kek

>>8251548
>>8251582
>btw ladies i'm totally a girl lol a real lesbo like u
Kek why are males so dumb they can't even pass as women on an anonymous board

>>8251538
I'm a female. I also only ever make /clg/ threads.

>>8251499
God I wish I was her.

>>8251607
I'm not going into details but the after sex cuddling was awesome

>>8251607
>I'm a female
Sure you are, hon

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I'm cis and I go to /pol/ when I'm bored to see news and tinfoil shitposts. /pol/ is only annoying when it leaks to boards I like, for example /a/jp/u/. But the irony of /pol/ leaking to /lgbt/ is too beautiful to dislike, it's always entertaining, and I rather /pol/ invading /lgbt/ than tumblr. tumblr is not fun.

>>8251582
What are those things on her stomach? Are they her breasts? wtf

>>8251381
>mentally ill OP also known as the dumbest cunt on 4chan strikes again
Forgot your meds again eh?

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>>8251631
>I rather /pol/ invading /lgbt/ than tumblr. tumblr is not fun.
I'd rather see them killing themselves at the same time, all together, all lined up with a tight rope around their filthy necks.

>>8251582
Take your pills, anon.

>>8251635
It looks like a loose skin, that's left after fast and rapid weightloss. Normally it's more deflated and wrinkly, but as she's clearly gained pounds back, it's smoother. Loose skin tends to be permanent without cosmetic surgery, depends on luck + genes. She's got unlucky, and I, too.
>the reason I cannot participate in tummy dump
>yeah, am former fatty

>>8251699
What are you even talking about? I posted the picture to show you how I picture you people, and I'm pretty sure that it's fairly accurate.

>>8251728
>projecting this hard
Calm down fatty

>I'd say I am, I post here a lot and check it every day (no life)
>I like chatting with people, and occasionally helping people with their problems
>not yet but I wouldn't rule it out
>The thing I like best is the sense of community. I would like to see more people added to the chat
>innie

>>8251748
*chart
fml

>>8251748
Nobody gives a shit about your creepy and embarrassing chart.

So many innies in this thread. [spoiler] Makes me jealous. [/spoiler]

>>8251775
Keep your mucus infested roastie away from me, please

I want to lick pussy and cuddle. What to do?

>>8251795
>eww roastie
Found the male

>>8251775
Don't be. Outies are the most fun to play with. Also, they have heightened sensation, from what I've seen. Fun.

>tfw outie

>>8249067
Is it out yet with English subs? Having trouble finding it.

>>8251617
How big is the age gap you, big winner.

>>8251621
>hon
Isn't that something men say when they want to be witty?

>>8251659
You try too hard. But you can't keep my attention that way.

I thought this was supposed to be a lesbian general for cis women? Why is everyone a man?

>>8251826
>they have heightened sensation, from what I've seen.

Is that why I can't ride a bus comfortably?
G-goddamnit.
Damn the future girlfriend who uses this against me.

>>8251865
That's what happens when the person making those threads encourages males to post here.

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>>8251679
x2

>>8251826
>Also, they have heightened sensation, from what I've seen.

Something must be wrong with my pucci.

>>8251890
Nobody on /pol/ has ever claimed that Jews are less intelligent than white people

>>8251761
not mine, I just think it's a cool concept!
But since I didn't make it i don't get to decide what's on it

>>8251800
Tinder

>>8251890
kek

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>>8251890

>>8251607
>female
>still not verified on Discord
Bullshit

>>8251944
Made me chortle. Come verify me, bud.

I wanna cuddle without anything pussy related. What do?

>>8251986
buy a body pillow

>>8251969
I'll do it. Though it's even worse if you're actually female and this toxic.

>>8252121
I'm waiting.

>>8252160
OP isn't gonna blow his cover

>>8252029
what if I wanna cuddle a human

Report back with your findings about OP. I'm curious as well.

>>8252169
I'm available 24/7 365.

>>8252160
I'll be online tonight around 10 pst. Or tomorrow around...whenever I get up.

>>8252191
>Come verify me bud
>Btw I'll be online someday... Maybe...

>>8252198
Kek. I don't got a lot of free time like you. I have work 4 days a week and classes 3 days a week. I scrounge up time to make threads and watch movies with my gf. Otherwise I'm a busy bee.

>>8252208
>Come verify me bud
>But n-not now or ever b-because i'm b-busy lol i'm a busy bee so busy omg
K tranny

>>8252208
>I scrounge up time to make threads
lmao what kind of loser are you exactly?

>>8252191
>1am my time
Yeah, that's not going to work. Post when you're up and how I can reach you. I'll even record a part of our convo if you agree, to prove it on the thread if you're legit or not. I'll record myself as part of it too, since I don't have a problem proving I'm a woman.
>>8252208
It takes like 5 mins tops to make an OP post.

>>8252240
>5 mins tops to make an OP post
He has brain damage, he needs 5 hours to create an opening post like this. Takes 3 hours to copy paste the last thread, then 2 more hours to figure out how to solve the captcha. It's hard work.

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>>8252240
>I'll even record a part of our convo if you agree, to prove it on the thread if you're legit or not.

>>8252216
>wants to interrogate me
>complains about me not being available for his schedule
I'm doing you a favor, bud. I know male entitlement is hard to shake, but really now.

>>8252230
The kind you're obsessed with.

>>8252240
Kek you guys are really hung up on this. Out of my love for even the most bitter posters, I will do it.

More thought goes into it than you'd expect. But the thread needs updating when I have major exams or assignments to do. So I have to scramble to make something but the shitposters will always shitpost. Three segments - image, topic, news - and each have to negate shitposters while encouraging regulars. But I do it for kouhai.

Would any of you like a petite gf? What do you consider petite anyway?
I'm in between 5"3 and 5"4, 116lbs and have a young looking face,and if i dare say, "fresh" looking (or so i heard) despite my big tired eyes due to illness. I've been called petite since I have a small waist,small hands,small feet,small chest,...but I'm not too sure I qualify

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>>8252319
>More thought goes into it than you'd expect.
>Are you an innie or outie
>Has a girl ever given you flowers?
>DANK WEED BRUH
>Do you shave around your vagina?
>Do you like wearing dresses?

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>felt kinda unwell, and long day at uni
>keep thinking to myself how I just want to get home and play vidya
>finally arrive home
>do nothing but shitpost and never end up playing vidya

When will I finally gather the motivation I need to live.

>>8252362
Are you me?

>>8252319
Then do it already you dumb bitch instead of shitposting. The other anon has been waiting for your back pedaling ass.

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>gay coworker asks me if I'm a top or a bottom
>"in the bedroom that is"
>tfw virgin
I'm still just 19 but it feels like everyone around me has had sex, and I'm still kind of scared of the concept.

>>8252319
Wow, how gracious of you, your highness. You know in the time you made all these posts, we could have gotten this done on discord already.

It's also hilarious how hard you think it is to put an OP post together on a thread that moves at a snail's pace on a super slow board. You wouldn't be able to handle the speed of regular board, don't know what hon means, who moot is, hate anime and all you do is spout /pol/tard memes. You are beyond useless.

>>8252392
Are you a "virgin" as in never got anything other than a finger or even tongue in your v zone or never did anything at all?

>>8252374
I'm on mobile. What do you want me to do? Call them? You're so bitter. You know what, nevermind. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do as you want, Matt.

>>8252359
>more thought goes into it than you'd expect
>shows exactly what I mean by "than you'd expect"
You need to have two x chromosomes to post here.

>>8252400
Yes. I'm on mobile. Give me your phone number.

>>8252411
I'm totally going to post my number on 4chan. Are you retarded?

>>8252411
>Give me your phone number.
Why don't you post yours right here first, OP? Anon will call you right away.

>>8252417
>>8252418
I was being sarcastic. Your autism kinda scares me. But I changed my mind, I think talking to anyone this mentally challenged is a mistake. Gotta go into work. Peace!

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>>8252372
I might just be, Anon.
You haven't figured out a way to get shit done yet, have you?

>tfw friend recently asked what I even do all day, and I had no idea how to answer

>>8252434
Well that's your answer /clg/, OP can't prove he's really a woman so bailed with a lame excuse.

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>>8252434
>>8252418
>>8252417
>>8252411
>>8252400
>>8252374
>>8252319
>>8252447

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>>8252446
Yeah, I haven't...I wanted too watch anime and I was too lazy to even do that, what the hell?
Geez, same, sometimes I don't know what to say because I just kinda...daydream while listening to music all day long.

>>8252410
Never anything at all. I've never masturbated either, just never felt a need or want to. I like women and like the idea of kissing them and holding them but I can't bring myself to get into the idea of having sex, let alone seeking it out.

There's a phone app for Discord. Just saying.

>>8248632
It can be either cum, piss, or a combo. It's usually not pee, but someone women with weak bladders will actually piss themselves.

>>8252447

Any non-noob non-Matt non-tranner knows that OP is confirmed asian cis female. Get out, know-nothing.

>>8252467
holy shit please marry me

>>8252351
Post your body.

>>8252467
>I've never masturbated either
I find that extremely hard to believe. How did you make it to 19 and ever masturbated?

>I can't bring myself to get into the idea of having sex, let alone seeking it out.
You sound asexual or some shit like that.

>>8252392
Well? Are you a top or a bottom? I'm a virgin but I know I'm a top because that's what excites me.

>>8252469
Yeah I have that. But I'm at work. And I don't like the way the tranners acted. I would have complied, given the men what they wanted - but they were just too rude and demanding. If they had just asked like a normal person I wouldn't have been reminded that their men and I'm submitting to their requests. I hate that feeling, ya know? I wont give the y chromosome anything they ask for no matter how much they screech.

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>>8252434
Exactly as expected, back-pedaling like the little tranny you are.
You didn't realize that the other anon was serious about talking to you and then oops, nevermind you can't talk you're too busy, oh wait no actually someone was mean to you so now you just won't do it.

Thanks for the confirmation, tranny!

>>8252174
You got your answer, OP is a fucking beta male who ran away when confronted to an actual woman willing to talk to him.

>>8252507
No way, that would be lewd or attract too much attention on myself.

>>8252491
Confirmed by whom?

>>8252515
>waaah people were mean so now i won't do it!!
>not that i was planning to do it in the first place because i'm a ma- i mean a busy bee hehe
You're so fucking full of shit, damn.

>>8252539
I'm always in the discord with the other members. Why aren't you in the discord?

>>8252532
I and several other regs know who she is.

But it's moot, there really was no reason to question her gender unless you're purposely trying to derail.

>>8252491
As it so happens, I'm an Asian cis female and don't have a problem proving it. I don't actually care what OP is since she's a toxic /pol/tard, but I decided to call her on her bluff. If she's real, it'd take 5 mins to check. If not, it'll just be excuses.
>>8252515
Please, save me the bullshit. I obviously wouldn't have offered to record it if I was a guy.

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>>8252528
Please?

>>8252554
You and the several other voices in your head, OP?

>>8252513
I just never thought about it. My first girlfriend told me about how she masturbated constantly and was fascinated with BDSM. She actually broke up with me because I didn't want to do anything with her haha. I still really loved her though.
>>8252515
I would say bottom, I'm really into older dominant women.

>>8252579
We match up perfectly. Where u at bb

>>8252556
I'll slip into the bathroom. Don't record because I don't want to give the tranners anything.

>>8252554
Names?

>>8252592
>We match up perfectly. Where u at bb
Aren't you supposed to have a girlfriend or did you forget about that lie again?

>>8252613
She's here. She sees me joking. Didn't know the Fun police was patrolling.

>>8252595
Regs on the discord. You can find out yourself if you join.

>>8252574
Here's your (You). If you want to believe OP is male go ahead, you're still wrong.

>>8252629
So not only your girlfriend is a cuck but you're also a virgin? Do you have an online relationship?

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>>8252613
>>8252592
>>8252556
>>8252554
>>8252539
>>8252527
>>8252515
>>8252632
>>8252629

>>8252592
It's not like they can ID you by voice. If there's a proof of it, that'll shut them up, you know.

But whatever, I won't record without consent. Tell me when and where to meet you.

>>8252651
Right now. In the voice chat.

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>>8252663
Ah, shit! It's happening, y'all.

I wanna see this drama. NAZI MODS UNBAN ME REEEEEEEEEE

>>8252663
I'm in the welcome new people channel right now.

>>8252461
I usually at least manage to watch my animu, but I have to say it's probably the hobby I enjoy least.
Browsing the interwebz just takes up too much time.

>>8252687
>I wanna see this drama.
Me too.
Anon, please post a recording. Do it for us, the unfortunate plebs.

>>8252705
Sorry, I asked her again but she refused. Hate to disappoint you all, but she's female, which doesn't change one bit my opinion of her, but now you know.

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>>8252739
Well, I guess OP has a vagina then.

>>8252515
>I'm a virgin
>has a girlfriend
>is a virgin
why

>>8252750
Yeah, sadly, a vagina doesn't guarantee you have a working brain.

>>8252754
She's in a LDR.

>>8252759
Ah so let me recap, she has a girlfriend far away from her, never had sex with her, and she flirts with strangers on clg while her gf is watching.

This is definitely going to work. Kek.

>>8252756
Thank you for your services, anon. You have put a concerning matter to rest.

>>8252754
Right? But she's got her passport. I just need to move out soon so she has a place to stay while she visits.

>>8252756
I bet you march in blm or some shit. I did find it funny that she called me a republican? Like I don't think about politics at all, especially not enough to identify as a liberal or conservative. That's more for /pol/tards and sjws and I hate both.

>>8252776
You never met your girlfriend?

>>8252787
Thankfully technology makes things easier. I'm glad she doesn't live too far.

>>8252776
I was referencing Log Cabin Republicans. And you don't think about politics but you reliably spit out /pol/tard shit though it wouldn't surprise me if you did it without even realizing it. There's clearly a lot you don't know jack about.

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>>8252776
>thinking about politics make you a /pol/tard or sjw

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>>8252739
>Hate to disappoint you all, but she's female
Today will be remembered as the day the tranners got BTFO.

>>8252811
Where did I say anything poltardish? I don't like sjws. And I don't like /pol/. So if you say something that sounds sjw I will probably mock you like /pol/ does. When /pol/ shows up in the first one to call them our for being retarded.

>>8252821
>calling someone a republican as an insult
I can read between the lines. She honestly thought I was a republican. I'm not. Not a liberal either. I'm neutral and see the bad in both extremes.

>>8252854
Defending the far right here >>8251381

And I never called you a Republican. That would be a step up from /pol/tard. I said it doesn't surprise me that you are a woman, since I've known gay women who were Log Cabin Republicans. Do you even know what that is?

>calling someone who hates all men a /pol/tard when /pol/ hates women

>>8252920
Being a /pol/tard isn't limited to hating women, newfag.

>>8252920
No, no, no. /pol/ hates non-white women.

>>8252944
>OP is asian
>she defended /pol/tards
how can someone be so beta? some people are just born cucks i guess

>>8252929
Oh, I know. I was just saying they hate women as well as colored people and liberals. So thinking OP is one of them is silly, given she loves women and hates men.

>>8252944
They pretty much hate all women, lbh. Just non-whites in particular.

>tfw LDR
>tfw never met
>tfw girlfriend's parents are conservative
>tfw you cheat on her because you feel like you'll never be able to meet her anyway

>>8252998
>thinking OP is one of them is silly
OP is racist and incredibly dumb, don't be surprised that people ask him if he's a /pol/tard or just retarded.

>>8252908
>Dont attack someone when they're making a harmless joke. Those appear all over the place on 4chan. You should be immune to that nonsense by now, no one is seriously a Hitler supporter here.
>"defending the far right REEEEEE!"

Pls. A sieg heil really triggers You? Grow a backbone.

>>8253089
>I just don't get how any queer person in their right mind could belong to the extreme right.
>"REEEEEEEEE GROW A SPINE NEWFAG get a sense of humor REEEEE don't be so sensitive REEEEEE THE TREE TRUNK IN YOUR ASS REEEE"

>>8253089
>sieg heil is hilarious guys
Racist and incredibly dumb, you called it right there >>8253044 anon

its okay OP
your mcburger still loves you

>>8253141
Are you the cracker dating the OP?

>>8253149
that would be hilarious
but no

>>8253104
>calling yourself a queer person
[Vomit-chan.png]
Please return to Tumblr. You'll be too triggered by all these "Trump supporters" And "fascists".

>>8253141
I'm not bothered. I just can't believe how broken these men are. But this is taking up too much of the attention from the real posters. I'm gonna get back to the discord lel. I tolerate you and your drug addictions. Please break her hymen promptly.

>>8253115
Did I say it was funny? It's stupid but you're even more stupid for being upset over racism. People are racist to me all the time. I'm not bothered because I don't need to be sheltered from words like you do.

>>8253184
>Please return to Tumblr. You'll be too triggered by all these "Trump supporters" And "fascists".
I literally just quoted your retarded ass having a meltdown over a simple coherent comment someone else made.

>>8253184
You really need to grow a spine. You sound like a newfag. Get a sense of humor or don't be so sensitive over something so small. The tree trunk in your ass must be hard to walk around with.

>>8253197
Are you fucking serious
THAT'S what you call a meltdown? Kek you are beyond help, Matthew. But it's good for a laugh. Cry some more. This is just too good lmao

>>8253211
Hey tranny how long on hormones?

go to bed /pol/

>>8253184
It amazes me you are this accepting of racism that you would defend people for being racist and shit on people who have a problem with it. I don't even want to imagine how you'd act about homophobia. I'm sure you normalize that shit too.

>>8253212
>Are you fucking serious
>THAT'S
>this is just too good lmao

Are you okay? You really need to grow a spine. You sound like a newfag. Get a sense of humor or don't be so sensitive over something so small.

>>8253220
You should ask OP. They're it's words.

mcdonalds is addictive, had two banana milkshakes, two double cheeseburgers today and some mcnuggies. omg so good. don't tell gf she was at work and i just napped all day and pigged out.

>>8253184
'queer' can fuck right off desu and so can tumblr but so can trumpsters. just because stuff doesn't upset you doesn't mean everyone else is a sheltered pussy, chances are you're just a rude asshole. you have a very reactionary south park attitude, no offense

>>8253184
>Please break her hymen promptly.
we're talking about it
>>8253224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHqgHFcmAOc

>>8253229
I can't eat the burgers anymore
shit, I don't even eat the salads unless I make it myself

I don't understand how people can stomach it all the time

>>8253263
Do they have real patties where you work yet?

>>8253277
just the frozen shit we always have

>>8252467

You should try, because it's like saying "oh I don't like ice cream" when in reality you haven't tried it.

If you dislike it still or feel no craving for it afterwards, just accept that you're most likely asexual.

>>8253292
If you do, try it and report back. I want to know if they're BK level.

>>8253323
Yeah, it's also like saying "I don't like men" without having tried them.

>>8253197
She's really up her own ass. Don't bother. She's the high school queen bitch stereotype and just as shallow as one could expect. I don't hate her, but she really wears her flaws on both sleeves. Hell, her entire shirt.

>>8253493


Huge difference between playing with yourself and having sex with men. But if you want to make a ridiculous hyperbole, sure.

>like a cute girl
>met her via friend request (not a like) on HER
>she spends almost every weekend with me since we met
>once came from 3 hours away just to watch movies with me
>is coming to spend this weekend with me, wants to come over a day earlier than usual

We haven't gone past cuddling so I worry that she doesn't like me as more than a friend. I had a bi friend last year who did this same shit, came over constantly, cuddled with me (even while naked) and made out when we were drunk, who was constantly saying that she didn't have feelings for me. It really makes me question if this new girl is more of the same or if I actually have a chance. Feels bad man.

>>8253568
I thought you meant trying sex with other people. I'm just sick of being told I just need to try some vag or dick because there's no way I wouldn't want to. Especially considering I already have, but apparently I did it wrong or something.

>>8253594
Test the water then, flirt openly with her. Even if she finds it just mildly amusing to begin with, she'll let you know eventually if she fancies it or not.

>>8253720
Yeah, maybe I'll try that this weekend. I'm a bit of a fattie, so these kind of things always make me so nervous. Like I worry that having somebody unattractive like me flirt with a cute girl will creep her out so badly she won't even want to be friends anymore. I know it's pretty irrational, but I can't help it.

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>tfw my sexuality is a meme since women can't actually experience love

>>8253855
No it's not really irrational. It's a notorious stereotype that women want friends that are either fatter or dumber than they are so they can appear to be the attractive one in the group.

But I don't think it's completely random that she chooses to go the extra mile (literally) to see you. I've never known anyone that was that dedicated to make a specific friend, unless they didn't have any other options.

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>>8253886

>>8253855
Honestly girl, you need to build some self-respect. You can be subtle like >>8253720 suggests or you can be more direct. But the main thing is if she isn't into you, don't let her waste your time jerking you around like the bi chick did ok?

You deserve to have a girl who's really into you romantically and sexually. But you can't find her if you waste your time in half-assed relationships.

It also doesn't hurt if you want to work on your appearance a bit to help your confidence. It's good for your health and mental energy to be in shape, so it's worth the effort.

>>8253898
Yeah, and I've had a lot of friends like that that I've cut out of my life, so maybe that's where my fear lies. (I even had one throw a hissy fit in front of a crowd when she found out I was losing weight, and was 5lbs lighter than she was.)

But this girl is different. I don't get the attention seeking vibes I got from my bi friend, and she even told me she'll probably spend a lot of time at my apartment this summer since she likes it here, which means she's going to be making that 3 hour trip a lot.

>>8253941
Yeah, I'm working on it. I lost 20lbs this year, but gained 10 back thanks to a weird depressive episode. But I started going to the gym again so hopefully I'll be close to my goal by the end of this year.

You guys are so nice, I could cry, haha.

>>8253228
?

>>8253229
Someone was being dumb. But those sjws were on her like harpies. It looked like dumblr. I stood up for her because dumblr needs to leave.

>>8253323
Yeah, I guess I could try. But as a girl who likes girls, but doesn't care for the sexual aspect, what would that make me? Or should I just not care about labels.

>>8253263
i'll be honest i love five guys burgers best but the nearest one is 2 hours drive from me so i settle on mcdonalds. i love junk food. i hadn't had mcdonalds for years until christmas and since its been once a week. i think i have a problem

>>8253977
she defended praising hitler, a guy who mass murdered gays. she's beyond retarded.

>>8254068
You try the apple pie mcflurry yet

I'm trying to get used to the idea that I'm never going to have a cute normal gf to live my life with.

I look at the internet dating scene and it's all freaks and weirdos. I'm sorry I don't want to date some half bald faggot man-thing with green hair. I'm attracted to women, not degenerates. I rather die alone tbqh. r9k has no perspective.

>>8254890
Same here. Doubt I'll meet someone I'm attracted to who lives nearby anytime soon. Most lesbians I've met, which are pretty rare to begin with, don't seem to be on the same page as me.

I'm an outsider but I have a question

I read somewhere that the primary consumer of M+M porn is lesbians. Any truth to that? If so, why?

>>8248604
>Are you a regular here? Why do you come back?
Yeah, and I fancy the mushy stories. Thinking about contributing...

Does /clg/ agree that gay is genetic or social or both? My father had 5 kids from 3 different women and we are all degrees of bisexual except our male sibling.

>>8255115
genetic predisposition social confirmation

but you can't help who you love so it's kinda moot

>>8255135
I don't agree or disagree either way, but that little anecdote confirms nothing.

>>8255174
my answer was completely unrelated to the anecdote

>>8254905
I just want a regular qt like in my yuri mangas. But all that's online are ugly transfeminine demiqueers with ugly ass haircuts. What happened to all the normal girls?

>>8255234
I misread I'm retarded carry on

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sneak outside for a cigarette and there's this drunk homeless guy rooting through the trash corral

That big said, sibling incest fantasy y/n? We're all gen y.

>>8255348
Have no biological sisters, but I live vicariously through Austria and literotica

>>8255273
Idk man I'm looking for them too. Girls who look like girls who also like girls are pretty hard to find. I just want a cis qt with no messed up gender issues and doesn't dress like a man.

>>8255385
Idk, I'm a slut for a girl in a pair of baggy blue jeans

>>8255638
Why? Skinny jeans are better.

We're all lesbian trash you know

>>8255638
It mostly just bothers me when so many lesbians seem want to become dudes. Bully for them and all, but I just want to date a normal girl.

>>8255778
LGBT minorities are well, minorities for a reason. Seriously, only a few percent of the population are into same gender at all. So my theory is that those lil fucks who look like guys are just lost souls. Want attention and sex and be something special and unique.

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>>8255778
It's why femme is the way to go. You femme it up and I femme it up and we date each other and life becomes perfect.

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>>8255778
I think tomboys can still be cute but anything beyond that is difficult.

Got my first major job interview next week. What wear? My fashion sense is terrible.

Should I give an autist girl a chance?
>she's so damn awkward
>but adorable

>>8255861
Call the HR recruiter and ask them what's appropriate for the interview. It's usually suit or business casual. Wear what they advise you or more formal, never more casual. If for some reason they have no idea or you can't contact them, wear a suit with a nice top and shed the jacket if turns out to be a more casual environment.

If you're not the type to wear skirts or dresses, that's fine. Pants suits or pants paired with a nice top is perfectly ok these days.

You also don't need to be flashy or stylish, you want to project reliable and hard-working so being a little plain will actually work in your favor. They want to think you're the type to work, not to go party.

Also, even it's a bit hot, don't wear open-toed sandals. Closed toe shoes is safest.

>>8255895
Oh right, one more thing: don't buy your outfit online. Go to a store and try it on. It should fit well, neither too tight or too loose. If you're not sure, ask a sales clerk for assistance. An outfit that fits well will look good. The wrong fit makes you look sloppy.

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I'm just gonna ask one question, and you'll never have to hear from me again.
Do you only want to make it clear to tranners that you don't want to date or be around tranners?
Because, if that's the case, then it's cool, I agree, free association and the like, right?
But I heard there was talk about wishing to exterminate tranners. I don't wanna date them either, but I wouldn't go that far.
I'm really hoping you people are cool and not like pic related.

>>8255812
Sounds good, when's the wedding?

>>8255839
Yeah I don't mind that, I don't dress very feminine myself. No makeup, dresses, etc.

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>>8255970
nah, the extermination talk is just us being edgelords
but we do think you're gross tho