Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): Forever A Virgin Edition Are y

I'm a virgin and I'll die a virgin because I'm beta and awkward as fuck. ;_;

>>8256754
Don't worry anon, I'll date you and turn you into a good slut.

>>8256746
I just spent a lot of money on Chinese tea. This full-leaf bullshit better be good.

>>8256785
I have standards still, you better be a qt older woman.

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>>8256793
What kind of tea, anon?

Am I considered a virgin if I experimented with a boy to the point where we did everything except penetration because he couldn't get it in because I wasn't horny? I also fingered a girl and I got fingered but I still don't know if I qualify as a virgin or not. I'm in a dilemma, someone help me!

>>8256823
You're gross but if she fingered you that counts.

>>8256746
>Are you a virgin?
For some inexplicable reason, no.

>Why are you still single?
Because the qt I have a crush on has trust issues.

>>8256829
>trust issues
Can you elaborate? Is she interested in you but doesn't want to pursue a relation because of reasons?

>>8256799
All kinds, a big tin of green tea from Yunnan and two smaller ones with black and white tea. The black tea is from Qimen, which is a county close to Hangzhou and the white tea is from Fujian province.

We also bought a small bag of Oolong tea, but I don't know what province it's from, it wasn't branded with a geographic location like the others. We haven't had Oolong before, but the experts says it's da best. It's expensive, that's for sure.

>>8256823
I count anything as "another person pleasured you sexually and you liked it" to be you losing your virginity desu. Virginity is a stupid concept in the first place tho.

>>8256833
>Is she interested in you but doesn't want to pursue a relation because of reasons?

Pretty much that, yeah.
She actually told me she had feelings for me way before I developed them for her, and was the one who started with relationship talk, at a point where I didn't even consider we might end up in one.
Due to her trust issues, she's afraid I might not really be that much into her or would end up cheating on her (which has happened in all of her previous relationships), and that it would ultimately end in her misery.

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>>8256837
Wow, that sounds awesome. You better be reporting back on those teas. Meanwhile I'll be in the corner, drinking my shitty Lipton one.

>>8256795
>awkward beta virgin
>standards

>>8256849
It's hard to trust again when you've had bad relationships before, I've been there. You just need to keep showing her that you're trustworthy, eventually she'll let her guards down and give you a chance.

>>8256854
I will. It's my wife's grandmother's recommendation.
We went to visit her on our honeymoon and she had these really intense tea sessions in her garden, where you're supposed to just sit and drink together for a small hours time, without talking with each other.

I don't think we'll be mimicing that custom specifially, but she did make some killer teas.

>>8256828
How am I gross? Thanks anyways.

>>8256840
I agree. I just don't know what to say when virginity or sex is a subject brought up in conversations. Sometimes people ask me if I'm a Virgo or not.

>>8256888
I'm in the same boat as you, I've only ever done fingering stuff, but I will tell people I'm not a virgin if it comes up in conversation. The only people I go into detail with are potential partners.

>>8256904
I mean what exactly would you consider losing your virginity? Penetration by dildo?

>>8256909
Like I said, I think anything sexual with another person counts. I guess strap-on sex would be the closest to the traditional sense of losing virginity?

>>8256914
Yes, which emphasizes how ridiculous the traditional sense of losing your virginity is.

>tfw no qt slavic gf like Natalia Poklonskaya

>>8256871
>sit and drink together for a small hours time, without talking with each other.
That sounds... Intense, indeed. I admire your patience, at least you got great tea in the end and got to have a honeymoon. I'm a bit jealous.

>>8256930
>married with 1 kid
No thx

>>8256934
Thanks, i didn't mean for it to sound negative though, it was not unpleasant.
China is just very foreign, I could have never imagined just sitting and sipping tea without doing anything else. My tea experience before that was British and there were usually biscuits and board games involved with their version of tea time.

>Are you a virgin?
Yes, in my 20's.
>Why are you still single?
Autism + SSRI-meds make a bad mixture for a succesful dating life. Doc conviced me to take dem pills because of my depression, which is partially because of no gf. On Wellbutrin now, but I don't feel any hornier at all. Fuck. I hope my sex drive will not stay fucked forever. I was quite horny before SSRI, you know.

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>Are you a virgin?
Yes.
>Why are you still single?
I can't into socializing and relationships.

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>clg

>>8257079
>>8257161
You two, get together. Exchange your Steam accounts or whatever people use these days and start talking to each other.

>>8257079
Medication (especially for depression) does impact the sex drive, if you ever get off them or get different meds it'll probably go back to normal.

>Are you a virgin?
yup
>Why are you still single?
never tried
I'd rather worry about not being a neet first

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>>8257195
Love ya, >clg anon.

>>8257253
>never tried
You never wanted to get a girlfriend? You can be a neet and still get a girl, while sorting your life out of course.

>Are you a virgin?
Yes, unfortunately

>Why are you still single?
Can't find anyone I like enough to stick around for. Also, I only really go after older women, who are hard to come by.

>>8257275
How much older?

>>8256746
>virgin
yes

>single
because I'm still in the closet after all these years and I have trust issues. I can't seem to get my life off the ground and it doesn't feel right dragging someone else into my bullshit.

>>8256746
>Are you a virgin?
No
Why are you still single?
I'm not anymore. My gf, soon-to-be-fiancee, is the best. I'm really lucky to have her.

>Are you a virgin?
Haven't been since I was 13
>Why are you still single?
I'm not, I have 2 gf's and I've been thinking about sort of marriage

>>8257060
It's great how you're so supportive of your wife and her family. I'm still struggling to convince my gf not to put sugar in her green tea. She's very stubborn so I think it's a lost cause.

>>8257301
Marriage with the two of them? Are you gonna pretend to be a man and get married in Saudi Arabia?

>>8257305
>tfw your girlfriend is Korean and bullies you for putting some sugar in your tea
This is a no bully zone

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>all these virgins
I want to fuck all of you.
At the same time.
Like a huge awkward orgy.

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>>8257305
I put sugar and milk in my sencha.

Come at me.

>>8257323
You're not my gf, do as you like.
>>8257311
But you are my gf and I'm starting to think up excuses to tell my family when you ruin tea in front of them.

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>>8257334
>tfw no gook gf

>>8257343
There a few single virgin ones in this thread anon, grab one that won't bully you for liking your tea sweet.

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>>8257360
T-to be honest I wouldn't mind if she bullied me.

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>>8257375
>not wanting to bully her instead
This is the true god tier.

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>>8257394
Well I could bully her for being a dog eater and constantly remind her that she's inferior to nips and I could leave her any time for a superior japanese gf.

>>8257272
I was always thinking I'd have no chance with girls so I'd worry later.
I'm too proud to date someone when I'm a neet, can't do.

>>8257407
How long have you been NEET for?

>>8257420
3 years

>>8257466
>only 3
You're like a baby.

>>8257471
I wasn't aware it was a competition, senpai.

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>>8257406
>tfw no cute japansese gf
I'm not even a weeb

>>8257466
What are you doing to try to stop being a NEET?

>>8257466
In a way, I envy you. I would love to have 3 yrs to just chill. Work/school and sleep deprivation is making me miserable.

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>>8257478
It is now.

9 years and counting here. Every day the desire to kill myself gets more real.

>>8257505
What is stopping you from not trying to be a NEET?

>>8257375
I can't really bully. She's the bully in the relationship. But she does it in such a sexy French accent I usually end up liking it.
>>8257406
No fear. She knows she'll never find a naturally big-breasted non-fattie Japanese girl who would cook every kind of cuisine she enjoys.

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>>8257531
Severe mental illness and no money to treat it.

>>8257505
>9 years and counting here.
What do you do with all your time? I mean, what is your daily schedule like?

>>8257505
I know you believe it'll never happen but I genuinely hope that you will meet a girl who will be willing to help you and make you happy.

>>8256746
>Are you a virgin?
No. I'm not single, so I have sex regularly, the most recent time being last night. She's on her period so I got to have all the fun this time. I'm waiting impatiently for her to be off it though.

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>>8257550
>I'm not single, so I have sex regularly

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>>8257534
I'm really jelly right now. Are you full gook or half? Why do you have big breasts if you're not fat?

>>8257539
>wake up 10AM-1PM
>power the computer
>boot loonix if feeling like shitposting/watching anime or wangblows if gayming
>waste all day on the computer
>grab something to eat when I remember I'm hungry
>go to the bathroom while I'm at it
>give dog food
>return to the computer
>go to sleep at 1-3AM
>repeat endlessly

>>8257487
Therapy. Just tying to do more stuff to feel better, grow back some confidence.

>>8257502
Guilt and self hatred always claw back to my heart, it's not a situation to envy.

>>8257505
We'll make it gal.

>>8257546
I can feel I'm really, really close to killing myself now so I doubt it will happen. Sorry.

>>8257561
>We'll make it gal.
No, you will make it because you're actually doing something. I won't because I'm lazy.

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>>8257277
It varies. I'm 18 so 25 tends to be my minimum however 70 could be my maximum (Susan Sarandon). My sweet spot is 30s and 40s.

>>8257565
I'll make it and I'll come back for you.

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>>8257578
Can you come back for me too? I'm not neet. I'm just very lonely.

>>8257282
>I can't seem to get my life off the ground and it doesn't feel right dragging someone else into my bullshit.

iktf mate

>>8257560
What games do you play? Do you at least take doggo for walks?

>>8257301
How are you polyanon

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>>8257601
I only play doto and Civ III. One funny thing I found out this patch is that if I farm Rapier first item as Lone Druid I win like 70% of the games because massive attack distance and easy escape.

>Do you at least take doggo for walks?
No. I rarely go outside.

>>8257309
It will be a "marriage". I just want a cute ceremony with my girls ;___;
>>8257606
I'm fine, thank you for asking. Just got back home from the gym. Whoever invented squats should be put into jail.
>didn't even grope my gf in the changing room
>is this what they call a mature relationship?

>>8257560
Full and born in Seoul but raised and living in America. It's possible on a mix of Asian and Amerifat diet and exercise.

It's also why I know how to cook in so many cuisines. I live in a community where I had childhood friends from all over the world and I'd eat homemade dishes at their homes. My first recipes I learned from them ranged from Hong Kong Cantonese, Punjabi Indian, Jamaican Rastafarian and a little Portuguese.
It's a good thing my gf has an open mind and a good palate, or it'd be such a waste.

>>8257616
P-post boobs pls? They can be covered if you want.

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>>8257615
>Whoever invented squats should be put into jail.
Amen. God, I fucking hate squats, I love bench pressing and pretty much everything else but... Squats? Fuck.

>>8257628
My gf is looking at me like death. She'd kill me, kill you and then torch this thread. She's super possessive.

>>8257615
>I just want a cute ceremony with my girls
Is your family cool with your relationship status?

>>8257637
Tell your gf that she should embrace cuckoldry. It's not as bad as it seems.

>>8257615
>>8257633
It's hell, but it's the best full-body exercise invented by sadists.

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>>8257645

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>>8257637
Do it anyways.

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>>8257652
It's not filthy, it's hot.

>>8257560
>gook
That's racist you /pol/tard

>>8257223
A-alright.
>>8257234
Well, it's just that Wellbutrin is supposed to make ppl nymphomaniacs as a side-effect, or so I've heard it described often. Oh well, I guess I should find "good christian" gf that isn't so bothered by lack of sexytiems, and overcome my depression, so that I wouldn't have to use pills anymore = sexytiems.

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>>8257611
I don't play doto, I play league of virgins.
Please don't hate me. I can't help that I enjoy being a pleb.

>>8257633
>>8257647
I'll never give up on squats. Probably the best move ever invented and amen to that. But they suck, they hurt, they're the epitome of hell and inferno. But no other choice but to keep doing them.
>>8257641
Yes and no. My mom is kind of supportive and my dad is "this is just a fling". My brother is well, he's being a brother. Strangely, he's the most supportive member of my family but still makes shitload of jokes about me living the dream of every man.

Gf#1 has a separated parents and I'm too tired to go into detail. They're accepting and that's all that matters. Though it was a long session to tell her entire family about us. Stepdad and his family, stepmom and her family.

Gf#2 has a family that doesn't know jack shit about us. We don't know how to tell the news. They're not overly conservative but they're not liberals either. So we have a very fun conversation ahead of us soon.

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>>8257664
>not supporting pure eternal love between two girls linked to each other by the red string of fate

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>>8257667

>>8257674
Are you and them goldstars? This completes things.

>>8257684
Shitty reply. Log cabin republicans like you are pathetic. Stop brining your /pol/tard to this thread.

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>>8257682
NTR is hotter. I'm a degenerate now.

>>8257674
>We don't know how to tell the news.
>"Mom, dad, I eat pussy and I'm also so fucking beta that I'm okay with my girlfriend fucking another woman in front of me."

Pretty simple.

>>8257696
Did you like the rape by men scene?

>virgin
No.

>single
I've just come to terms with my sexuality and I'm still kind of shy when it comes to talking to cute girls and getting things started. Plus >fattie

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>>8257703
Nah, that felt like a punch in the gut for several hours.

>>8257713
Then why do you like the series if you know it's not yuri.

>>8257713
There was a rape scene in VDM? Glad I dropped it.

>>8256746
What the fuck is wrong with the recent news

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>>8257716
>>8257719
The staff apologized on twatter for that. Also apart from that 20 second scene the series is full yuri.

>>8257719
Yeah. No one actually likes the series thank god.

>>8257710
>I've just come to terms with my sexuality
How old are you, anon?

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>>8257733
Speak for yourself. I liked it and it's worth watching solely for LL and Momoka.

>>8257722
Previous thread was a shitstorm; bigger shitstorm than usual. There wasn't much news to actually report.

>>8257731
You're such a fucking cuck. The story isn't even remotely good. Neither is the animation or designs. Are you a dude or something? You never post actual yuri just these shows where lesbians are gangraped by dudes.

>>8257733
Damn. I was considering picking it up again the other day but yeah, I'll pass.

>>8257731
>apologizing on twitter
>no seppuku for this
Not enough.

>>8257738
Confirmed for dude. Gtfo your shit taste is even worse if you're actually female.

>>8257743
Be nice to OP you little bitch

>>8257689
I'm a gold star and a fucking gay one at that. Gf#1 has had a boyfriend before but these days she's only into women. Gf#2 is pure.
>>8257698
That's one way to do it but I prefer a more diplomatic approach.

>>8257734
I'm 25. For the longest time I identified as bi, but I've only ever been involved with girls. Even though I started dating when I was 23, and identified as a lesbian ever since, I've only really gotten comfortable with it in the past few months now.

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>>8257744
Fuck off, OP, go rage in your tumblr or something.

>>8257745
You should actually pick it up. I'm a huge autist that considers killing herself every time yuri is ruined by het but VD was actually worth watching. Or I don't know, I think I enjoyed the show because the threads and fanart. The series itself was not bad though.

>>8257756
If push comes to shove - you know who to officially marry. Bishits deserve nothing in name or law.

>>8257758
You're so pathetic. And you listed your daily routine too lmao

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>>8257768
Keep crying, faggot.

Here, I will post your second favorite show so you can keep being triggered.

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>>8257768
Why are you bullying her?

>>8257774
I second this. I know 4chan is for miserable people but come off it, leave her alone

>>8257768
I don't believe that's she bi and she seems to be happy. At least she almost cries about how she fears that we leave her one day.

>>8257773
You're the one with this stuff saved on your hardrive hahaha do you ever look at your collection and then back at yourself? Must hurt.

>>8257774
Which one? Kek admitted she likes negative attention and it's why her posts are so shitty.

I had my gyno appointment. I'm getting my blood drawn on Thursday. Hopefully my levels come back the way she's expecting, otherwise I'll need an ultrasound for my uterus.

>>8257615
poly marriage is a joke i pray never ever happens and poly relationships is tranny mental illness tier relationship. i'm so sorry i'm sure you can't help it, but i'd recommend therapy

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>>8257788
You know this stuff is in your hard drive too, right? They are in your temp directory :^)

>>8257789
I hope your bloods come back okay anon! I've been waiting on blood results for 3 weeks :(

>>8257789
What's wrong with your uterus?

>>8257778
If she's non-gold she pushed herself to do the unthinkable and is just as bad as any bishit. I hope you do leave her one day so her tears wash her almost clean.

>>8257795
Nice deflection. Your collection is something you're actually proud of, isn't it. Not anything substantial in the real world, but how many imaginary girls you've managed to saved on your computer.

>>8257789
Prayin 4 u

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>>8257803
Are they really imaginary if they exist physically in my hard drive, though?

>>8257805
Oh kek. I was gonna mention your parents but didn't you actually hit your mother? Her life must be hell.

>>8257750
I wasn't being mean to her, you stupid bitch. I appreciate her threads.

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>>8257815
I don't beat my mom, but I would beat my gf if she deserves it.

>>8257818
Fight! Fight! Fight!

Honorable combat between women naked!

>>8257803
I'm a merciful person so I'm willing to give a non gold star a fair chance. We all deserve redemption

>>8257829
Do not forget, sister, the only redemption for a tainted traitor is death. When the time comes, the council will deal with her. Stay strong.

>>8257831
It wont come to that. I'll marry them both so they're my wives by law. Council can't do anything then.

>>8257851
Oh sweet poly, I wish it were that simple. Marriage is only granted to the pure. But I will make sure her manual labor is not as harsh. Consider it my favor to you.

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>>8257305
Oh thanks, her grandmother was surprisingly supportive of our relationship to tell you the truth, especially since her daughter, my wife's mom, was a bit more reserved towards our relationship to begin with.

But she had to break tradition in her own marriage so I think that her opinion came down to something like "motherly concern" rather than cultural bias, in the end she just wanted her kid to be happy.

As for sugar in green tea: I used to be a heretic, but these days I'm clean.

>>8257873
My family is the same way. Most are conservative and church-going. They were hesitant at first but now they fully embrace me and just want me to be happy.

When my brother had his first child--who happened to be born on the same day as my gf--he was pretty happy when we were among the first ones to visit and say hi to the slugger.

>>8257883
Aw that's great. We're expecting our first born in September, naming her Mei. It's a pretty name, works in the west and happnes to be said grandmothers name, she thought we were being overly sentimental when we told her, but we just happen to like the name too!

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>>8257895
>Mei
Good choice.

>>8257903
Got any images of Mei getting railed by Zarya?

>>8257906
There's always an Overwatch general up on /u/. There are photo albums in the OP

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>>8257856
>mfw

>>8257589
>abandoned

>>8257589
>>8257950
What's preventing you from getting a girlfriend, anon?

>heroin addict brother finds out I'm gay
>catches me going to lesbo club talking to a girl
>him: imma tell mom
>me: imma tell mom you sucked dick for money for drugs
>he gets mad asking who the fuck told me that and just gets angry before storming off
>i don't actually know for a fact he sucked dick for drugs
>but ya know I'd place bets on it
>also why the fuck was he in the gayberhood near a gay club on a sunday night?

>>8257926
Fine, coal mines it is then.

>>8257910
I only check it for the faint hope there's some glimmering of Pharmercy canon.

>>8258066
they're canon and nothing can convince me otherwise

>>8257757
How fat

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>>8258077
Yeah. I take solace in the fact there are more of us. Remember the valentines day pictures Blizzard commissioned? The artist, although obvious straight girl, did one with a pairing and it was Pharmercy. Look at their little bows.

/clg, stop me from buying a Nazi uniform

>>8257589
>>8257950
I'll come back for you too. Everyone deserves happiness.

>>8258092
I don't know how I missed the Valentine's day pictures. Did Tracer get one with her girlfriend? I'm guessing it was strictly with playable characters but who knows.

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>>8257955
I can't into socializing and keeping relationships with others (online and offline).
>try to make online friends
>message them to chat or play vidyas
>they don't respond back
>don't understand why; previous convos went well and were pretty normal in my opinion
>I stop trying to make contact with them because I don't want to annoy them
>figured if they wanna talk to me they would
>they never do
This happens all the time. There has to be something really messed up with me, but I can't understand it.
If I can't make friends online, you can only imagine what it's like for me to try to make friends offline.

>>8258092
I don't play Overwatch but I was glad to see Blizzard have Tracer come out. If only they did that for WoW.

I've been helping my gf playing Heroes of the Storm to get some cool skins. She really likes the new D.Va police one.
>>8258114
Whatever makes you happy, OP

>>8258130
You're so nice, anon. Good luck with your therapy, I hope you'll find happiness as soon as possible. You're on the right track in any case.

>>8258114
What kind? And are you white? Would you use it for fetish play?

>>8258141
Only playable characters and Blizzard didn't want pairings. So it was just like individual cutesy characters saying valentines rhymes. Pharmercy was the only pairing the artist did, she did it without being paid for it.

>>8258149
I can't look good in one of those. And I loved the shitstorm that followed her comic.

>>8258148
I'm very guilty of doing what those people do, having nice conversations and then not replying back and not starting convos.
It has 100% to do with me being a socially anxious mess, I prefer playing alone because I get really nervous playing with someone I don't know very well. I don't start convos for the same reason.
Maybe those people are the same way, you shouldn't take it too personally.

>>8258082
I'm an XL in most size and shops now. I think I feel fatter than I usually am desu.

>>8258164
>even random straight girls confirm the Phamercy
Feels good

>>8258201
Height and weight?

>>8257756
So what is it like to have daily 3way?
Do you ever get tired? Would you get mad if you came home and found them tribbing?

>>8258114
hugo boss tho

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>>8258191
>Maybe those people are the same way, you shouldn't take it too personally.
Maybe some of them are, but I'm still convince that I'm the problem in most cases.
>make friend on steam
>start playing and chatting with her every day
>things are going great for a few months
>get excited at the thought of finally making a friend; a qt for that matter plus she was a lesbian as well which made things even better (we would skype a lot)
>over time she starts ignoring me
>I don't know why, try talking to her about it; she wouldn't give me a reason
>eventually she unfriended me from everything
>I'm left to wonder what I did wrong when I thought everything was going good
It's shit like this that makes me scared at attempting to make friends.
Fix me, anony. Please.

>>8258370
the thing you have to realize is girls suck. date a dude instead.

>>8258408
No matter how bad a female might be - she's still leagues ahead of a y chromosome. Thank the goddess for the gay.

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>tfw fatty
Atleast I'm not obese, but frankly, I look like I am. I need to lose the excess weight, but it's so damn tough. Lesbros, what's the best way to deal with sugar-cravings?

>>8256862
I'm trying.
She feels fine whenever she's with me, her doubts start creeping up when she's home alone. I also realize that I can act a bit weird sometimes, and I think it's natural to pick up on that when you have trust issues, instead of realizing the instances I am actually trustworthy.

>>8257560
>>wake up 10AM-1PM

Wew Anon, that's super early for a NEET.
Whenever I have free time, my sleep schedule gets totally fucked. Even if it's decent I usually don't get up prior to 2PM.
Then again I also need lots of sleep and am pretty much constantly tired.

>>8257670
>Well, it's just that Wellbutrin is supposed to make ppl nymphomaniacs as a side-effect

If I ever get on anti-depressants, I'll know what to take.
Seriously though, my sex drive is also pretty much non-existent, even though I've never been on any meds.

>>8258484
>what's the best way to deal with sugar-cravings?
I've been trying to consume less sugar myself recently. I started by eating sugar on day 1, and leave out any overtly sugary things on day 2, and so on. As time went on, I was able to leave the sugary snacks out more often.
If you drink soda, cut down on it. If you eat sugary snacks, search for better alternatives - fruit sugar might work, for examples. It's also best not to keep any sugary food around, so you don't give in to the cravings.

>>8258370
Be my friend, anon.

>>8258484
Dehydrated apricots and pineapples are best snacks
cranberries too

>>8258672
>pineapples
does it really make your pussy taste sweeter?

>>8258754
not really, but cutting out high sulfur foods does
>eggs, pork, brocolii
basically,if it makes you fart stop eating it
stop smoking too

>>8258234
5'3", 190.

What a lewd question

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>>8258773
>tfw you eat 4 eggs for breakfast and a lot of broccoli for dinner everyday

>>8258846
Might as well have her chug a thing of salt.

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I'm horny again but won't go out until Friday and even then I have no idea if I'll score a qt.
Send help

>>8258444
if you'd rather date nobody than date an xy, then wish granted!

How does one into happiness? Idk what I'm doing wrong.

>>8259049
low standards help

>>8258484
Water and protein.

>>8258484
lmao i don't know, i started drinking bottles of salad dressing at night like a true animal

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>>8259157
fucking
EW

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the girls who thinks that politics is boring and give headaches are a disgrace to the human inteeligence.
Nuke yourself because you are a fraud, your true place is to be a trophy plastic women for a dude, cuz that is the only thing what your plastic brain will get yAaaaAa barbie.

>>8257505
>9 years and counting here. Every day the desire to kill myself gets more real.

8 years, senpai. Wanna double-suicide with me?

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>>8259254
>>8257505
i think doing it is more respectful and dignifying than whining about it by posting pedo weeb shit on 4chan.
get a life!

>>8259283
I wasn't whining at all. I was asking an anon if she wanted to get together with me to double-suicide so we don't die alone.

>>8259246
>anime reaction

>>8259298
In my defense, I have no idea what it's from and the only anime I go out of my way to watch is DragonBall
totally normie

>>8259247
fucking yes. i may be a total plastic dyke stereotype trophy wife to my gf but i'm still an active libertarian socialist, campaigning for healthcare, worker's rights and unions while smoking weed and toting guns

>>8259246
you have no right to judge me for loving the secret mustardy tang of downing a bottle of dressing

>>8259298
>literally the only person that whined about this in the entire thread

>>8259320
hahahahaaahhaa
>>8259333
ha

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>>8259298
>complaining about anime
>on 4chan

>>8259354
you can't fool me

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>>8259374
If you're so triggered by anime, why come to 4chan? I just don't get it senpai.

>>8258845
hnnnnnggggg

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>>8258845
Is this you? How would one go about finding a fat qt to date? Should I camp out at McDonald's?

>>8259387
You don't scare me, bakemono.

>my gf wants to watch the Saki live action series
>she's disappointed at Nodoka's boob size
Yeah, I'm going to keep my expectations low

>>8259452
Stop being such a dumb cunt, she's not spamming nor doing anything wrong, there is no reason to report her. Fuck off from 4chan if you can't handle seeing a few anime images.

>>8259452
>guys
kys tranner

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>>8259430
it won't work. i eat at mcdonalds once a week, i drink the dressings, i just eat all the time. have u seen a girl eat 5 whole mozzarellas in one go because its more socially acceptable than eating butter. and i'm somehow not fat.

the best place to find a fat person is in shops selling sportswear or elasticated waist clothes. trust me, all my friends are hefty. look out for shops selling pinup fashion within a sweaty walking distance from a coffee place that does a lot of frappucinos, or a 'we blend candy and make it into milkshakes' joint

>>8259452
Why are you namefagging, french fry?

>>8259535
She's trying to pretend to speak for all French girls. Even though France is one of the biggest consumers of anime world-wide.
There's also no rule against posting anime. But there is a rule against false reporting.

>>8259530
>he can't give himself orders

>>8259556
>trying to pretend to speak for all French girls
Why the fuck i would try to do that ? i'm not so sure about that kiddo !
i don't see the correlation

>>8257818
Please describe how you would show your appreciation for me - in detail.

>>8259556
>But there is a rule against false reporting.
Apparently reporting this faggot isn't false!

>>8259590
I don't know what's going on but could you guys stop being autistic. They're ugly fucking cartoons. Everyone get over it.

>>8259330
I will judge you to my hearts content
much like the guy who asks for mayonnaise directly on top of his nuggets
>you're not as gross, but still

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>>8259580
>pretending to be the OP of this thread

>>8259590
you need a legit reason for that,
Reminder :your buthurt ass becuz of our hostility and disfavour toward your pedo-art flood is not a legit reason.

>>8259622
>bitchy
>self-centered
>probably a Y
Sure looks like OP!

>>8259603
I love ya <3

>>8259571
Can you stick to one namefag? So I can filter your retarded shit.
>>8259630
Thanks for noticing your posts being deleted makes it legit!

>>8259622
I didn't make this thread. I am the regular OP tho.
I attract bitter males like >>8259634

>>8259640
I know you didn't make it you dumb bitch since I'm the one who did.

>>8259634
You're right it's her. But the OP of THIS thread is >>8259622. That's why it was so good for hours in the beginning.

>>8259640
Why won't you verify that you're not a Y on discord OP?

>>8259646
That anon said she appreciates her threads. I assumed that meant the regular OP. Why are you so hostile when I'm talking to an anon that's not you? Let that anon correct me. Not you. Take some meds buddy.

>>8259653
I did. Weren't you there? Your sjw friend posted confirmation.

>>8259639
be my guest pedo freak!

>>8259661
C'est dommage de venir du plus gros pays de weebs et de pas tolérer ces déviants.

>>8259667
i didn't dig a damn thing from what you just said senpai, can you repeat in english pls ?

>>8259667
Y'a des cons dans tous les pays, heureusement la plupart des français ne vont pas crier "pédo" à la vue d'une capture d'écran ou d'un manga.

>>8259683
>French
>doesn't understand basic French
Lol good luck

>>8259683
That's insulting you in French for your retardation. Which if you were actually French, you would understand.

>>8259690
Or maybe that's because i don't speak french you fuckin einstein?

>>8259702
>French Cis Lesgen
>Frenchfry
>not french you fucking einstein

>>8259683
>>8259702
C'est pas grave, j'ai rien dit.

>>8259714
Do you have hairy armpits? How often do french girls bathe?

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>>8259694
well sorry senpai <3
you seems pretty sensitive about your pedo cartoons.
maybe i'll try in a polite way;
can you slow down with that, the ugliness and stupidness of thoses cartoons are visually agressive and invasive.
pro-tip: their pedophile lineaments dosen't make them cute at all, just cringy asf.
don't be upset XOX

>>8259741
Oh that's not a problem since I haven't posted a single image in this thread and rarely do. Fortunately there are so many other anime fans, including French ones, in this thread to make up for it.

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>>8259741
>not watching anime

Good luck with your pleb-tier western fictional lesbians written by people who always make excuses for either making the lesbian get dicked or get dead.

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>>8259725
the urban legend says, they don't shower and just put parfum.
i don't know if that is right.
>>8259761
that is ok, srry <3 just slow down with that pls

>>8259763
d/a
Why does it have to be east vs west. And in which western cartoon did the lesbian become subject to that? It was only in japanimation like valkyrie drive that the lesbian was gang raped and enjoyed it...

>>8259774
not french but i shower twice a week when i wash my hair and go through a two monthly cycle of shaving my pits and then growing again (shaving too much is bad for skin). same goes for pubes. my gf likes it but i'm p sure my pits horrify most people.

what is opinions on unshaved pits

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>>8259763
good luck with finding a gf with your cringy fascination for lesbian kids relationship.
i hope you are not fapping on them too.

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>>8259784
>i shower twice a week
Why don't you shower every day?

>>8259802
d/a
Some women wash their bodies every day. Others, like me, only do it every other day because it saves water, time and hair shouldn't be washed that frequently. We're women. We don't normally stink.

>>8259802
showering every day makes my skin dry, and i don't really sweat at all. i have a top and tail scrub every morning and evening though, and i shower almost every day when its my time, so i'm not dirty. i like the smell of my own body. i'm not a criminal or a pervert. its not illegal to have unshaved pits and bush, patriarchal fascist that you are. i also rly hate cleaning the bathroom

>>8259778
I'm struggling to even think of a western cartoon that has lesbians that do anything beyond a kiss.
>>8259822
I wash every day but I only wash my hair 3 days a week since it'll dry out. I don't shave often much either, but that's because it takes me a week to even grow noticeable leg hair.

>>8259822
>We don't normally stink.
Don't get around much, do you?

>>8259822
>hair shouldn't be washed that frequently
That's why shower caps exist though.

I have to shower every night. My skin feels too sticky from all the sweating throughout the day. If I don't shower, I can't sleep comfortably.

>>8259853
I don't normally stink. I got korean genes. Koreans are one of the races that lack apocrine glands in their armpits. And normally means day-to-day not like a huge workout.

>>8259857
I have a weird thing where if my body is in water I can't have any part dry or I feel dirty.

>>8259876
omg i get that. i sit in the bath and want to tear my face off because it feels suddenly filthy and gross. wow

>>8259876
Hey, now, I didn't say you did. You just said
>We're women.
>We don't normally stink.
which isn't necessarily true. Maybe for you.

>>8259899
Well we don't normally sweat like pigs. There were some statistics drawn that women bathe less than men. And you just have to go - duh, we aren't broken, sweating pigs. A guy goes without a shower for a day and he's unbearable. A woman goes without a day and it's a matter of her personal preference.

>>8259899
I found out how much women can stink during army training. It can get pretty bad. But the men are much worse, they seriously reek.
And we were on the same footing with the same diet, exercise, same limited bathroom time and limited toiletries. No perfume or opportunity to primp. In fact, women might have been at a disadvantage because we needed more time to spend on our hair.
Not that I expect this to be a surprise, but I definitely appreciate this bonus of dating women.

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>>8259534
Noted.

Am I allowed to mention they are fat? Or is it super taboo? I'm sorry, I don't know a lot of fat people.

>>8259929
Where are you? Clearly not America.

>>8259933
That's right. Not-america.

Show me your ways. Teach me fattiquette.

>>8259908
>Well we don't normally sweat like pigs.
You would if you lived in a city where the average temp is in the 90s(F) and the humidity is at around 90-100%. If you walk outside for 15 mins, I guarantee you that you will be drench in sweat. I hate living here.

>>8259940
Move here and get fed platter-size dishes of food as one portion in restaurants, buy soda and chips that cost less than water and vegetables, and enjoy all the days they give away stuff like donuts and ice cream for free.
Super-sized easy and all the fatties can be yours!

>>8259959
Let me bathe you in cool waters after a long day in the sun, your cold skin against mine.

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>>8259977
Forgot my pic. It was a tough choice between this, a deep-fried chocolate coated twinky and the bacon wrapped pizza burrito. Too many options.

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>>8259977
America truly is the best.

>>8260024
My immigrant mother once told me while nursing her full belly after dinner:
>"In the world, people die from having no food. In America you die from having too much."

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>>8260049
>the rest of the world

>>8260099
We don't think about that at all. FUCK YEAH MURRICA. Where's that britbonger that got a taste of FREEDUM and is happily being assimilated by murrican pucci?

>>8260099
>The Shire
Kek. I want to live there.

>>8260099

>african americans
I laughed so hard.

>>>/bant/315481

how did i do, legbutts?

>>8260227
I like hard butch style desu
On other women, I don't have the guts to be that obvious.

>>8260236
>>8260227
I was asking more in terms of the sickness of the burn, vis a vis the OP in that thread, >>>/bant/315202

>>8260273

Too wordy. Great burns are quick and simple. Comparing someone to a minority stereotype to put them down is pretty cliche and easy, too.

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>implied mindbreak
This is the hottest shit. FAG is the anime of the season.

>>8259430
Ish, I guess? I don't really eat at McD's. When I go out, I'm mostly walking at parks, going to clubs, or shopping for new clothes at the mall since I have lost a lot of weight, even though I am still a fattie.

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Cross posting since I am sure you ladies could use it too.

>>8259852
Well that's because in the West cartoons are targeted at and consumed by children. Live action media is for adults and you can find lesbians in it. In Japan there aren't lesbians in live action.

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Do you play with your boobs while masturbating?

>>8260547
Not really. My boobs are not sensitive enough for me to get much excitement/pleasure. Plus I have B cup boobs, so it's not much to play with.

>>8260426
Go away, tranner.

>>8260502
>In Japan there aren't lesbians in live action.
??????

>>8260606
What drama in japan has run for at least 4 years and has a lesbian couple in it? What big show that runs in daytime tv has a lesbian couple in it? Doesn't matter. No one cares about japan tv. The japanese lesbians themselves are obsessed with western live action because it has lesbians in it.

>>8260547
>B cup boobs, so it's not much to play with.
Pfft. B is plenty.
>Not really. My boobs are not sensitive enough for me to get much excitement/pleasure.
I am sorry for your loss. Playing with my nipples specifically while masturbating is a staple. I almost can't get off without it.

>>8260547
Usually as a foreplay of sorts, very rarely do I do it while I actually masturbate.
>tfw got my nops pierced and have to wait at least 6 months before I can play rough with them again
;;

>>8256746
im KHV and will forever be one because i cant lose the fucking weight REEEE

>>8260502
What? There are adult Western cartoons and live action movie versions of yuri anime in Japan.

>>8261245
Let me summarize for you - the MAJORITY of western animation is intended for young audiences. There are outliers but they traditionally comedy. The MAJORITY of television for adults is live action. So the MAJORITY of lesbians on screen are live action. While the MAJORITY of live action tv in the east is censored, articles explain that their dramas are intended to encourage traditional family values. Animation in the east does not share the same regulations. So when you read interviews of lesbians from Japan, they gush about their underwear being from the same company seen on the L word. You can't compare the two regions on lesbian media. There's more lesbian animation in Japan but less live action television lesbians. More live action lesbians on tv in the West and less lesbians in animation. That's fact.

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>>8261279
Here they use bisexuality as their cop-out, just like in anime.

>>8261279
OK, let me clarify something first: live action is a term generally used to describe 3D version of something that was originally or generally associated with 2D like anime and games. If you mean TV and movies, just say so.

Second, you said "In Japan there aren't lesbians in live action" but that's wrong. There are live action version of yuri, Japanese lesbian movies, and Japanese lesbian TV series. Haven't you heard of Transit Girls? Whatever censorship Japan has, it doesn't prevent lesbians from existing in that media.

As for the general difference you are talking about, that has a lot to do with the fact the US dominates movies/TV and Japan dominates animation. You can pick a lot of metrics to show how each is far more advanced in the medium they dominate. Lesbian portrayal is just one of them.

And both countries--all countries-are still extremely limited in offering lesbian portrayal, which is why you have lesbians scouring all corners of the globe looking for new lesbian media and getting excited about any half-decent find.

How hairy is the Average Woman's butt crack?
I want to get mine lessened but I don't know if I even need to.

>>8261367
not very, some tiny ones for sure
but nothing a good wax won't clear up

why tho, do you eat ass?
I don't eat ass, shits gross

>>8261292
>Max
>bi
Only if you're a breeder and purposely decides to make the worst choices in game.

>>8261396
She's still bisexual, even if you never choose to make her act on it her character is written as being attracted to both women and men

>>8261396
It's not being a breeder if in my head she's infertile.

>>8261387
im into pegging. Being pegged rather, and self conscious about my butt.

>>8261403
Nah.

>>8261423
Tranner/hetshit detected.

>>8261423
assplay is a huge NO for me
doodoo comes from there
idc how well you clean it, I ain't doin it

call me a prude

>>8261436
Spare a thought for gay males.

>>8261441
they can enjoy their UTIs all they wish

>>8261471
Not very comradely towards your fellow LGBTs.

>>8259330
>libertarian socialist
Oxymoron.

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>>8261482
not even being mean
they can go in through the out door all they want
I just think its really gross

>>8261512
Exactly, that's why you should spare a thought for them.

>>8261427
what
just because I like pegging I am trans?

>>8261497
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_socialism

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>>8256746
>Europe is great

>>8261569
This. Europe sucks and it has committed a suicide.
>economy is bad
>"geez, lets take shitload of refugees"
>that must turn out just fine

i have few questions for you
1. Which one of you that happens to be /u/ crossposter?
2. Post your dykefu

Mmm, coffee brownies turned out divine. Should I eat them now, or spare them for my all-day-inside NEETing day tomorrow? I swear I'm not fatso, therefore it's fine.

>>8261887
Spare them for your big day in

The brownie denied yourself now is double pleasure later

>>8261887
A little now, a little later. Fresh baked is good and so is enjoying yourself twice.

>>8261911
You have a good point. Big pile of brownies + Morrowind + comfy pajama + no one bothering me = lit af!

>>8261941
Hmm, perhaps juuuust... half. No more desu

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Describe your hairstyles to me, /clg/? And are you butch, femme, or whatever we call what's in between these days? I'm just curious because while I normally just stick to buns and ponytails, I did a pompadour updo and got a lot of compliments so I might try more updos like that. I'm kinda tomboy femme at best but I still usually get read as straight?

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>>8262025
Like example pic, not quite that long though. I usually keep my hair to collar bone length.

>>8262025
>>8262133
Why short hair? Collarbone is still plenty fem, not that actual short hair won't get read as straight too.

I really like the second pic's hair.

>>8262025
I have straight hair that reaches to my ass. Thats been my goal for years so im happy with it. Guess it makes me look a bit femme, even if i dress as a tomboy

>>8262180
We are two different posters anon. I was responding to >>8262025 in >>8262133 and I never said my hair is short. I consider it moderately long.

Reminder that slapping and groping your gf's butt in public and inappropriate situations is not only allowed, it's encouraged

>>8262201
>tfw your hair doesn't grow that long

>>8262242
Nice try, male

>tfw Jew
>The Jew conspiracy is not advanced enough
>no forced gf
Why live? ;__;

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>>8261740
Posting my long-time husbando.
>>8262025
Straight, half-way down my back. Sometimes I put it up in a pony-tail.
>>8262242
Never happening for male voyeristic pleasure. That'd only happen in a lesbian club for us. We aren't a PDA couple.

>>8262025
I have short pixie cut hair. I dress like a girl though, and stuff so I think I'm femme, maybe chapstick?

>>8262334
describe your dream gf, and why she's a khv wizard such as me... plz plz

>possibly have drunken debauched sex on cinco de mayo with a girl
>totally not this type of person normally but I was hammered and she seemed nice
>talk to her more and remember the night in bits and pieces
>several red flags raised
>friend also likes her
>got jealous that she chose me instead

I can barely fucking talk to women and this shit's happening.

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>>8259430
this visualizer is lame, looks nothing like my body. Glad my BMI is cool though

>>8262416
>skinny or petite
>eyeglasses
>likes to read
>likes vidya
>ambitious
>allows me to have my own space
>abs make me fall in love

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>>8262201
Learn to do nice braid or bun patterns like in the 50s, or like pic related, for when you go out. Hot as fuck.

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>>8262564
>tfw that's me minus vidya and abs

>>8262416
Picrelated is my dream gf

>>8262676
You're bought. Come to Oslo and I'll marry you.

>>8262676
>>8262686
Keep us updated.

>>8262701
No

>>8262592
This one is probably my favorite. The model's kinda meh, but when I see this hairdo on someone irl I just want to fuck the top of her head and run my tongue along the braids.

I don't think that's weird. Is that weird?

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>>8262703

>>8262450
>delinquent anon had a one night stand

they grow up so fast

>>8262718
Yes, it's weird.

>>8262747
That's not her. That anon posted her story last thread or the thread prior to that. Something about fugging a chubby qt.

>>8262686

Okay. Are you gonna go 50/50 on my plane ticket?

>>8262747
I'm kind of regretting it, honestly. I'm more of a true love type of gal but I guess it happens to the best of us.

>>8262764
Sadly, it is me. She seemed really cute at the time but the more I find out/remember the more unsure I am. The biggest cringe was that she was trying to make out with me for male attention at one point. She also has three kids which I wouldn't mind if they didn't all look like they're from different people. She was also kind of pushy about getting me to sleep with her and keeps texting me despite the fact that I told her I was on vacation and probably wouldn't be around my phone much. I was told she was a lesbian but she says she's never been with a girl before and keeps saying she doesn't know why she likes me.

tl;dr: It's totally fugged, bro.

>>8262820
She's no lesbian but a classic bi-slut. Run and keep running away. Maybe get some std tests depending on what you did.