Cis LesGen

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>>8238983
LANDWHALES

>>8239022
Jeepers Creepers
Where'd you get those peepers?

>>8238990
>dat filename
I bet you have a faggy teeheehee laughter. Also, we hate lardpigs as much as we do you.

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>>8238983
>OP
>a mindless beta RACIST girl with obviously some serious mental problems, who is ruling a discord server like a tool to release over everybody (even screened cis members) her tyranny bitterness and frustration for being such a deception toward her Christian conservative parents: "cute".

>>8238273
You sent a $100 statue to a stranger? Damn, anon, you treat your girls right.

Make me your gf, I'll give you back a whole lot more than a candy bar and thank you note.

My dog violated one of my pillows today. I think he wants a qt gf.

When our Illuminati takes over, am I guaranteed to get one(1) free(0$) sex slave?

>>8239067
>sent a $100 statue to a stranger
Hopefully that will teach her to stop being a retard.

>>8239067
To be fair, the Santa wasn't the same person I sent the statue to. Spoiling people is fun, as long as they give something back someday as well. I love to imagine afterwards how stoked they are, all that positive endorphine rush, and see the fire behind their eyes. I kinda "live" it through them. Difficult to explain kek.
>plz be my gf
Now that I think about it, I'm quite done being single, hmm...

>>8239091
See above.

>>8239139
I'm sure someone also lived through you, sending you that huge box with a shitty post-it note and a kitkat in it, the fire in your stomach, the rage and the feeling that you got fucked over.

>>8239078
Of course. I would be a bad Illuminati if you'd have to pay for a slave qt.

>>8239153
Not sure if they did it because of that, or that they just didn't care. Interesting way to see it, if it's so. Probably better than not caring, since then I wouldn't think of them as such huge cunt. I mean, my misfortune would've made them happy.

>>8239204
No no, see
you have to train them before hand
Not to mention getting them their shots
so long as the prices aren't too outrageous, buying qt slavegirls is perfectly reasonable

>>8239154
That's a toucan.

>>8239207
>>8239153
Sounds contrary I know, but I'd feel better if they even chuckled about it.

>>8239154
>>8239216
OP's mom is kill

>>8239139
>Now that I think about it, I'm quite done being single, hmm...

Be my gf like I said.

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How many gf did you have in your life lesgen?

And at what age will I officially become a wizard?

>>8239291
6 gf's from 12-23

>>8239291
Cis girls can't be wizards.

>>8239291
Depends on how strictly you define a gf. Anyway, something in the double-digits.

>>8239291
5 but now I have two at the same time so that affects the number

Please stop gloating about all the girlfriends you've had.

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>>8239313
That's what you think. I'm 25 and I've never had a gf. No, I'm not fat or NEET. Just several socially inept.

>>8239350
There, now I'm your gf. You okay with that? Now we can stop being awkward fucks and start *having* awkward fucks.

>>8239377
>having awkward fucks
>fumble in the dark
>bump foreheads when trying to make out
>hair getting caught in teeth when trying to kiss
>"what's that smell?"
>"I-I'm out of gas, but I'll walk you home"

>>8239291
2 including my wife. My ex and me were a couple for three years from when we were 13 till we were 16. She's still my best friend today, she's is married too.

>>8239291
0 ;-;

>>8239289
*blushes heavily*
O-okay, anon. C'mere!

>>8239439
Hey! No smileys in this corner of webs!

Who wants a Swedish gf?
>marrying any anon for a permanent residence

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>>8239457
k.

>>8239460
Why you want to get out?

>>8239520
Overtaxed shithole with too high cost of living.

>>8239531
not to mention the 'fugees turning it into 3rd world

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>clg

>>8239062
This.
>>8239460
Would rather marry for permanent residence in Sweden.

>>8239546
More like creating a criminal underworld in a fucking Nordic welfare state.
>social services stop crime
>tax the rich and give to the poor
>they stop doing crime
Yeah right
>>8239556
You dumb cunt.

>>8239441

*comes over and hugs you*

Yay. Gf!

>>8239551
Peeps usually gets in in the first couple of posts but you're lucky when you get here in the first 100.

>>8239531
>>8239546
Sorry I can't help you. My country has the same situation.

>>8239579
blame timezones

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>>8239582
come to 'Murrica
most places here are awesome in the fact of
>someone tries to kill you, you can kill them right back

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>>8239600
do american girls like european girls? pic related.

like, if i'm not ugly/fat/neet but socially crippled would they think me qt?

>>8239629
>do american girls like european girls? pic related.
yes.
i do anyway
i really want a hot French gf

>>8239546
>>8239562
Really glad I wasn't born into some islamallahistan shithole. Would've gotten raped at 9yrs by kebaba al-imama in exchange for oil, and when I'd finally escape, sjw's would've cheerily put me to hang out with those that share the same values with my rapist for their own personal cookie points, and then the quranfags would've killed me for seeing my ankle flash and they'd never face justice because muh diversity religion of pies. Really, fuck that shit.

>>8239600
Too bad I wouldn't get a gun because I was fucked up by mental issues. Otherwise it'd be sweet.

>>8239670
depends on the issues I think
>suicidal and/or paranoia would be red flags
but I think it varies state by state
California requires background checks on three generations of your ancestors and the blood of a virgin
Florida lets you have howitzers
>no really, howitzers

>>8239695
I was depressed, but too unmotivated to consider suicide. Does it count?
>howitzers?

>>8239709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XRcdaTZJTk
there's a guy who fires one off every year on 4th of july and new years

>>8239743
in my area***

>>8239670
>>8239709
if you can hide your depression im sure you could get the gun no problem.
i have a 5150 so i can't buy any firearms for 5 years and it sucks anon

>>8239629
Euro x Murikan is the way to go. Many couples who met on here fit this formula.

>>8239709
Women don't an hero. You just "attempt" it for attention.

>>8239709
>>8239791
Trannys really do it because they are men.

>>8239743
Haha wow not gonna lie that'd be lit af. 10/10 would fire again
>>8239754
I have it on paper, sadly. Hasn't been a thing for years though

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>>8239647
>tfw no one ever wants a slav

>>8239791
Suicide superhero would be the shittiest superhero.

>>8239834
Say something naughty in russian.

>>8239834
Slavs are okay too.
Andreja Pejic is a slav, and I think she's hot, so yeah.

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>>8239847
no idea why this reminded me of Thundra
>basically /clg/ the marvel hero
Toward the end of the twentieth century in an alternate future (Earth-715), worldwide chemical and biological warfare broke out, resulting in the sterilization of 95% of the Earth's female population. The fertile 5% seized political power and began a systematized program of oppression against men, who were seen as having nearly exterminated the human species. Due to anti-male politics and advances in biological research and technology, by the early 23rd century, natural childbirth was totally supplanted by laboratory birthing, and men were bred only as servants, entertainers, and breeding stock. The major concerns of the United Sisterhood Republic, one of the leading nations of the new world, were exterminating the renegade bands of roving free men and preventing incursions from foreign nations and powers.

Thundra was born in the Central Birthing Center of Greater Milago (Milwaukee-Chicago), a government-run laboratory where fetuses were brought to term in artificial wombs. Genetically engineered for strength, durability and endurance, Thundra was sent to military school when she was eight years old. By the age of eighteen, she had distinguished herself as the finest warrior in the Midwestern Republic and became an officer in the militia, leading assaults against roving bands of renegades and the armies of the Central American Empire. Thundra has since achieved an unprecedented level of success both on the field of battle, winning many battles aginst the male oppsosition, and in the political arena, where she eventually rose to the highest position in the United Sisterhood Republic (USR).

>>8239885
i can only read and understand russian but i don't speak it, i'm polish

but umm, pokaż cycki?

>>8239904
>Sorry, I see some plotholes:
1. Wouldn't, with current world politics, those 5% put to be mass raped by law, because more labor is needed to make money? I mean, it's not like any goverment in power actually gives a shit about ppl's well-being. Eventually, they'd die by endless pregnancy and childbirthing.
>Also,
2. Why keep men around? Why not just kill them off? They're useless, and as long as they're around, there's a change for the system to revert back.

>>8239917
PIEROGI???

>>8239917
Any slavic tongue will do, dear anon.

>>8239834
The hottest girls I saw were in Prague. Slavs are great.

>>8239904
>>8240001
Oh, and I forgot to mention, that "1." was about how the system is rigged against women, and infertility epidemic would only make it worse for those 5%. Same with reverse, really. They'd assign as many women for 5% men as possible, again by creating laws for it.

>>8240001
I dunno
for the longest time she was just a gimicky villain turned hero
I remember reading in one of Lyra's comics about the birthing machines breaking down and them traveling to steal some motherboard from the men's birthing machine
shit was set to auto or something
hell, Lyra's creation was some experiment for the first natural birth in forever
>my favorite superhero turned bishit to save her people
>kinda sad when you think about it

its been awhile since I've read any comics, I doubt any of it is cannon anymore

Finally. Is it true? Will being an American attract european girls? I thought we were sneered at by the world and unwanted for being depicted as dumb fatsos.

>>8240091
>turned bishit
Well fuck that shit. Even if it was to save her people. Why there's always a bihet/partner death ending for lesbians in comics/movies? It's so frustrating.

>>8240130
It's why I hate males. They can't leave us alone. Even in a fantasy they just don't fuck off. Our daughters deserve better. Join me in progressing the destruction of the y chromosome.

>>8240112
>Will being an American attract european girls?
No.

>>8240144
My sister and comrade, only Y stands in YES!

>>8240144
>>8240153
Do none of you people have brothers or fathers?

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>>8240130
my google-fu corrects me
>comic-book science pregnancy
phew

>>8240112
>>8240147
Europoor here. I think american secret service, women in black, agent chicks (you know what I mean) are hot. There's something eerie, sexy, and thrilling about their simple black dresses, and sunglasses, and wires on ears, and emotionless faces, as they come to kidnap me for partyvan, for... interrogation...

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I really want to eat girl pucci right now.

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>bi crush telling me about this guy she's been seeing and that she's probably going to get drunk and try and make out with him tonight
>just be a supportive friend and say "haha nice that's so good for you"

what's the fastest way to kill myself without a gun

>>8240250
Seriously, the same thing happens for me everytime I out myself as lesbian. They try to hit on me, and when they fail, they take a guy and swear chicks off 4evahh. Then their bf hears about "her lesbian friend", and suddenly she becomes flirtatious again.. *puke*

>>8240250
>liking a bishit
Nice joke

>>8240216
Well I'm Asian American so w.e.

So I found this lil test and I'm wondering what most of you gals are. Share results!
https://bdsmtest.org/

>thinking about crush
>turn corner and nearly walk into her
>kinda gasp and say hi super loud as if we didn't just have a conversation an hour ago
>"hi?"
>speed walk away
She's sitting like three tables over with her friends and I just sat at a table with people I don't care about so it looks like I have friends too. Not that she's looking over here or anything.

>>8240385
Congrats, you're a beta male!

>super sick,shivering,whole abdomen and head hurts, fever
>roneri, don't want to worry anyone/look weak
I just want a gf to rub my back until i fall asleep

>>8240385
High school? Get in her panties.

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>>8240297
>Well I'm Asian American so w.e.

You should have no problem attracting all the grills suffering from yellow fever then.

>>8240357
Pic related.

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>>8240357
Pic related
I'm more "dominant" on the internet (as in...roleplay?) but in real life just holding hands makes me all hot and bothered.

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>>8240357
>brat, switch, and voyeur are top
seems legit, I did love playing the brat

>>8240357
>sex
>gender
?????????

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>>8240357
First time I did this a long time ago I had 100% vanilla

times have changed...

>>8240397
T-thanks
>>8240413
...We work in the same company. Different lines of operation though. Normally, I'm good at talking with her but she caught me off guard because I was literally just thinking about her.

>>8240515
>sexual orientation
>homoflexible
What's exactly the difference between this and bisexual?

>>8240532
homoflexible is when you really wanna be an admin for a major lesbian tumblr blog but can't give up that love for cock

>>8240532
The one doesn't pretend to be a lesbian.

>>8240547
>>8240556
[TRIGGERED]

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>>8240530
>We work in the same company

Also got a crush at work 5 years ago, she was "straight" and led me for 6 months. Of course it didn't end well for me. I work again with her for now one year, and I moved on, but it looks like she's still got some problems with me.
>former crush comes back working, didn't see her for 8 months, greets me normaly with a smile
>walk into her a few days later, doesn't greet me and looks at me like she wants to murder me
>same behaviour the week after
Okay?

>>8240601
*since now

>>8240601
I can't tell if she's straight or not. It could go either way. I asked a friend who works with her and she says she never mentions dating anyone and is kinda private. She's kinda awkward too but I don't know if it's a 'she's possibly into me' awkward or just a regular awkward.

>>8240297
>liking a bishit

I can't help it. I can't ever tell her I like her because I really value us being friends and I'm afraid of looking like I've just been friends to wait around and try and fuck her or something

>>8240728
I pity the lesbian who isn't disgusted by hetshits. Saves time if you are.

i decided to wear heels for the first time since my early 20s, i always wear flats or chunky looking hi-tops because i'm butch and damn. DAMN. 9 hours walking around a city and shit... my calves kill, i feel like i got cramp and kicked in by my old rugby team at the same time. my legs are kill. i could run around and do stairs and escalators on the subway and whatever fine, i haven't lost my ability, but its a real goddamn workout.

>>8240854
Heels are so hot tho

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>>8240357
>100% degradee
>who knew i had such deeply-internalised self-hatred

>>8240871
my gf is very fem and kind of has a forced fem fetish for me, she loves me in heels and dresses, and i wake up sometimes and she's put bows in my hair. i'm a slob in jeans and tank tops and sneakers all the time idk i feel like a awkward troll woman all prettied up in super complex makeup and shit

yana is on her way over with food, so I have to clean the disaster area I call my living space

Gnight, behave

>>8240871
Sure you aren't a dude?

>>8241160
Afab and proud.

>>8240973
That sounds cute tho.

>>8241182
I was joking but your tastes seem pretty guyish. I mean, not just sexy clothes but outright heels?

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>>8240357
feeling really degenerate right now

>>8241255
You're the one suspicious m8. Why do you think about guys so much? Why do you have to compare your taste to some imaginary guy? I don't give a fuck what dudes like. I don't give a shit about them. I just like women and everything women wear.

>>8241284
I just said it was a joke...

What do you like about heels though? Would you wear them too? I like flats and other comfy clothes and I like the same on my girlfriend too.

>>8241280
>Owner, Mistress, Mommy
That's pretty hot, nothing degenerate here.

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>tfw I managed to arrange a hookup with a girl on a dating app
I'm so inexperienced i feel like dying and calling the whole thing off but I know I'll also regret it if I don't do this.

>>8240357
Welp.

d-do people post nudes on the discord?

>>8241929
Yes.

>>8242052
guess i need to practice my voice

>>8242073
You will never pass.

>>8242142
i've come to terms with that. i'm thankful for small things like my voice being workable

>>8242154
Post vocaroo.

>>8242166
it's not good yet

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>>8242170
Ugh, you are no fun.
You are a tranner on clg. If you are posting, you are suppose to entertain me.

>>8242191
>Ugh, you are no fun.
welcome to my life

>>8242166
Can we have a vocaroo thread eventually? My voice is the only thing on which I get compliments.

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So what do you do when you're in love with chinese girls that you will never meet in real life and even if you do it will mean absolutely nothing to them?

Is this the part where I finally kill myself?

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>>8238983
>those shoulders
mhm, "cis"

>>8242505
Nobody wants to hear your manly voice.

>>8242505
post it, and also use old girl voice at end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db0xEZ3LZtY

Feeling really off. I started falling really hard for a friend who identifies as "he" and is biologically female.

I feel like such a traitor to being a lesbian, and I know I shouldn't care but I can't help but feel that the moment we get together, everyone will question me. Bleh.

>>8242775
I know this is a bait post. But there are people out there really this dumb. And that bothers me. Oh well, more girls for me.

>>8241280
>be me, score 100% degradee
hi

So when are you gonna be honest and rename this place to /testy terfs general/?
Inb4 some rugmuncher has another testosterone fueled rage on about how they're gonna murder me for being disgusting mentally ill, safe space invading, tranny scum.

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>>8240973
This is a thing?
This is a thing!!!!!

>tfw will now force-feminize all tomboy/butch future gfs.

Anyways, how are you all spending your Sunday?

>>8242775
>traitor
>for being attracted to a bio female

You should get off tumblr.

>>8242845
chatting with my lesgen qt gf
you?

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Don't respond to the bait, love. Don't give it your precious (you)s.

>>8242848
Haven't been to that place in two years, this was IRL.

>>8242854
/lesgen/ or /clg/ gf.
There is a difference, y'know.

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Hey ladies
Guess what?
the Matt's back baby

>>8242845
I've been fixing our couch, a bit of the wood that supports one of its legs broke yesterday "for some reason."
I've added another plank for support and glued the bit that's torn, but I think I have to get a complete replacement for the wood itself.
Bauhaus is closed today so I have to go tomorrow.

As for fun stuff, we'll be going shopping today. Every once in a while we go out and buy some of our groceries from specialists rather than a regular grocery store. Today we're going to a tea shop, a butcher, wine and liquor store and cheese store.
We always end up at clothing stores along the way as well, but shopping for clothes makes my her depressed since she can't fit anything atm.

>>8242845
i need to study cause i have exams coming up but i'm horribly unmotivated to do so. my friends are too "broke" to go out atm so i won't be going anywhere. I say "broke" because they just bought festival tickets yet have owed me money for weeks

>>8243013
>i need to study cause i have exams coming up but i'm horribly unmotivated to do so.
I feel you on that one. I have a final on Monday, but fuck it. I'm not studying; just going to go in and take it. I'm so over this semester.

>>8243013
>>8243051
GOOD )Luck anons your e gonna do great

>>8243051
sounds like a good plan, i'm also just really done with exams and lessons now. but i feel such immense pressure to go to uni ahhhhhh nope

>>8243096
thanks anon, that means a lot, i hope you're right.

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>>8243096
T-thanks.

>>8242954
A proud straight male can fix his own furniture without jury rigging.

>>8243138
Not without the necessary materials he can't. Bauhaus is closed regardless of what gift he has in carpentry.

>>8243150
Woman, I got plenty of tools in mah garage, and plenty of wood. It might not be as good as when it came out of the factory, but it will look like a proper repair.

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Hey French Fries, don't forget.

>>8243163
Yeah, but there's none in mine. All I had was a couple of planks leftover from a shelf.

>>8243175
Yep, going to go vote for Macron in a minute!

Does anyone else like Magdalen Berns? Scruffy-haired dykes who give no fucks are my weakness.

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>>8243189
How you plan to take over the world and dominate men?
Huh
You can't even fix your own furniture.

How did it broke anyway?

>>8243263
Everything in due time anon. First, new wood, then the world.

Sex broke it. At least that was what was going on when it broke.

>>8242862
/clg/ cis qt confirmed.
My gf has cute boobs, too.

>>8243296
In that case, congrats!
H-how did you manage to get the qt?

>>8243295
You shouldn't buy cheap furniture from Ikea.

>>8243192
Saw him speak and he was fantastic. En Marche bitches

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>>8243334
It's not Ikea tho, just used. I bought it when I was 16 from a local furniture salesman where I lived.

>>8243372
Well, you should keep a comfy mattress on the floor.
If chad comes over, he doesn't brake your couch.

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>>8243372
>Chad
I don't think I'm familair with this meme.

We have a windowpillow like pic related, I beleive you call it a bay window in Engrish. It's our reading corner.

>>8243388
>>8243406
Oops, replied to wrong comment.

>>8243406
I believe she gets either plowed by a big muscular man, or her girlfriend and her are walruses. No >110 lbs girl can break a couch.
A skinny girl can sit on a glass table without braking it.
How are you able to not be seen by the neighbors if you have sex there?

>>8243370
Hell yeah. Just came back home from voting for him.

>>8243433
She's pregnant. And as I mentioned; messed up wood. Don't really see the mystery.

We don't have sex in the window. (Usually). We have curtains anon.

>>8243450
I will believe you are decent enough
How she got preggo?
Shouldn't you two mind the safety of the child before doing anything?

>>8243455
Insemination at a physicians office, pretty simple really.
The child's safe. If lesbian sex killed babies you wouldn't hear the end of it.

>>8243482
Any physical accident can cause a miscarriage or damage the fetus.

>>8243495
Sure, but wrapping her in duct tape and restricting her to a bed wouldn't really be a way to live. If anything can kill a person why wouldn't we just all kill ourselves from sheer paranoia already?

>>8243503
maybe try to not making hard movements.

>>8243482
>>8243495
Even breeders can have sex when the woman's pregnant. It doesn't harm the fetus at all.
>>8243503
Regrettably, some pregnant women are stuck with bedrest because of complications. Sounds like that's not something you have to worry about, thankfully.

>>8243435
Why you don't vote for a fellow woman?

>>8243536
Because I'm not a retard.

>>8243539
Why are you voting for Macaroni?

>>8243536
The National Front is among many other things, anti-LGBT. Obviously makes more sense for a lesbian to vote for Macron. Also, possessing a vagina doesn't mean you'll work in the best interest of women. There's a shit-ton of conservative women that prove that point every day.

>>8243525
Nah, the only real big difference is that she stopped drinking any alcohol and doesn't paint. It depresses her a bit, since art is her life, but better safe than sorry for the kid.

>>8243547
She could look at it as an opportunity to learn to work with digital medium for her art. That's completely safe.

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Would you a tomboy?

>>8243544
What's Macaroni gonna do for you?

>>8243549
I thought about getting her one of those sketch pads, this is a good time for that.

It's not like she's bored or anything, she still runs her gallery for the time being, she'll just run out of paintings eventually, assuming people keep buying.

>>8243563
Are you drawing your vulva?

>>8243556
Tomboys are the best.

>>8243561
Pretty simple, I can marry my gf in France because Macron supports gay marriage. Le Pen and the National Front want to abolish it. And that's just the tip of the iceburg in difference on how they treat us.

>>8243308
I smoothly (heh) seduced her on here, and we exchanged kik.

I just got done texting her for 8 hours, at the end of which she told me she was gonna kiss all of my moles. We're gonna watch the new Attack on Titan episode later.

>>8243604
But marriage is for the state to make $ on divorce courts. I support homosexual marriage so women and gays have to enjoy paying alimony like us men do.

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>>8243617

Eh, it's worth the risk. Thanks for the support.

>>8243608
My gf and I are watching that too, should be pretty gay. Too bad the latest manga chapters isn't looking so good for yuri (don't look unless you really want to be spoiled) but I'm still holding out hope that we'll get a flashback later that disproves what people are thinking.
>>8243617
There's a lot of benefits to marriage. Anyway, this is all an intellectual exercise. Early exit polls are showing Macron with over 60% of the vote.

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>>8243644
Explain to me the benefits of marriage.

>>8241501
Thanks, anon, that makes me feel pretty good about myself
>>8242828
qt

>>8243703
There's tax benefits, it depends on the country though. Usually married couples can get some sort of tax deduction. There can also be social security and insurance benefits.

I think it matters more in the United States. For us it's mostly easier to do paper work, we file our taxes jointly for example.

>>8243406
Bay windows are so fancy, I'd love to have one in my future place. W-With my wife.
;_;

>>8243722
Then the solution is to scrap those privileges, not expand who can have a marriage. Instead of helping gay couples who want marriage, gay couples who don't, straight couples who don't, and people not in long term relationships, gay marriage only helps the first of those, and that's at the cost of all the many many drawbacks of marriage.

>>8243732
You will have to settle for renting a crummy apartment.

>>8243722
Yes, France has those benefits. Plus it makes a difference in everything from inheritance, adoption/custody, housing and rent, etc. Not to mention for foreigners wanting a French qt, marriage provides one of the few reliable pathways to being able to immigrate to France and be able to work and have other rights over time.
>>8243735
Yeah, good luck trying to weaken marriage as an institution in any country.

>>8243761
Funny that the gays are now using the exact same argument to protect marriage as the straights used against them.

>>8243761
And by foreigners I mean anyone not a member of the EU. If you're in the EU, those barriers don't exist. Of course if the EU goes away like Le Pen wants, everything will change.

>>8243758
That's what I'd want to, anyway.

>>8243769
Strange as I recall, the breeders claimed letting us have marriage would destroy marriage forever. That didn't happen. And it's certainly not what I'm saying. You asked what the difference is between the two and I told you. It's pretty clear you don't know even the basics of the institution and yet you think something you imagined up would somehow be better for gay people. Yeah, no.

>>8243735

Just don't get married, killjoy. *I* want an irl waifu.

>>8243786
>the breeders claimed letting us have marriage would destroy marriage forever. That didn't happen.
More's the pity.

>>8243769
An administrative institution is not the same as one based on religion though. Marriage is just a neat way for governments to keep track of who's with whom and where since humans usually enter into partnerships anyway.

>>8242775
I went through this twice. Honestly, fuck what other people think.

This is a weird comparison, but the way I see it, if you saw somebody who was horribly disfigured on the street, you probably wouldn't be attracted to them. But if the person you were interested in or dating became horribly disfigured in an accident or something, it wouldn't suddenly mean that you would cut off your relationship. There are people that WOULD, but chances are you would still hold feelings for them, and find them attractive in their own little ways. It doesn't suddenly mean you're attracted to all disfigured people, or that you've developed a strange fetish.

I don't want to be seen as comparing "trans" to "horribly disfigured" but the concept of love in this situation is the same. You might not be attracted to men or male-identifying people, but if the girl you like suddenly starts transitioning, it's not that weird for your feelings to continue. Even if he has been transitioning for awhile, the fact that you know he is AFAB probably just plays into it.

Don't worry about labels so much anon, just enjoy your love and your life.

>>8242845
I'm cleaning my apartment, and getting things ready for the week. I was in a really bad depression for the last 2 months and the place got trashed and I gained like 10 lbs. But with summer coming, I really need to kick things into gear or else I'm going to remain a fatass forever.

>>8243819
>You might not be attracted to men or male-identifying people, but if the girl you like suddenly starts transitioning
Well, she should already kind of look like a man if she wants to become a ftm, so you only have your shit taste to blame to begin with.

>>8243786
>You don't know even the basics of the institution
Tell that to >>8243810

I will adopt a cat. Any name ideas? (He male)

>>8243882
Pussy'n Boots.

>>8243819
that's a slippery slope to saying it's ok to date a tranner if you didn't know what they were at first

>>8243882
neko (means tiger)

>>8243882
I usually name pets on their personalities
my mother names them with spices or musical instruments
>had a pair of kittens named Piccolo and Tambourine
>she thought the names were too girly for boy cats

>>8243918
No it doesn't.

>>8243924
Who even cares about how girly things are for pets? These aren't children you're raising who need to learn gender norms.

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>>8243938
I thought it was funny, being a normie weeb
>she tried changing their names to sage and cinnamon but they never stuck

>>8243924
I said "Kowalski" but apparently mum didnt like it

>>8244008
isn't that the generic "I'm going to die onscreen" soldier name tho?

>>8244008
Interesting choice, where'd that come from? Kowalski just makes me think of Stanley from A Streetcar Named Desire, the epitome of male dominance/masculinity.

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Aight lesbians, I hope somebody remembers this but there was this one anon who had a "slut folder" with a bunch of photos of /lesgen/ stomachs saved

Slut Folder Anon, are you still around? Can you post it? Or maybe someone has screenshots of that folder?

>>8244096
>>8244089
In fact, I took it from Penguins of Madagascar. kek

In the Lesbian New World Order there will be no shortage of willing servant girls and slaves.
>even NEET's get love and caring
>also autists
but fat fucks will be exterminated for good

>>8244440

I...I could love a fat lady, anon. If she's loyal and caring.

>>8244614
You're either in this or it's cage for you, traitor. And not the good cage in the Illuminati dungeons where we keep slaves, oh no.
>loving a fatso
>disgusting
>absolutely heinous

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>>8244208
Very sorry to tell you this, anon, but that folder is long gone ever since my laptop crashed.
Some of you gals should post your tummies and help us Make Lesgen Great Again.

>>8244629
I'm actually tempted to get my gf's so pose with me in a group tummy shot
>god
>what have I become?

>>8244635
>>god
>>what have I become?

OurGal.
Or, an aspiring OurGal.

rip flance

Haven't been here in a long time. What happened to Adori?

>>8244629
what's the fascination with tummies, anon? i'm genuinely curious. what constitutes a good tum shot

>>8244707
Probably somewhere sucking dicks.

>>8244717
Flat tummy with abs is the best part of a woman

>>8244707
She started dating her guy friend from childhood or some shit like that.
That was years ago. She is probably married with kids now, like a fucking hetero normie.

>>8244635
>what have I become?
A /clg/ qt attention whore. But we will love you more than ever if you actually post it.

>>8244790
damn, i can't be a tum anon. i have the flat stomach but i don't have abs. They look good on other women but i don't think they're something i want for myself.

>>8244904
Get abs or get out

>>8244941
Post your abs.

Yesterday at a meeting a girl hugged me and I suddenly realized how I'm craving human touch and affection.
I'm too much of an autist to wander out of my comfort zone and too "proud" to say or admit I want love.
Last time I had some hope of being loved and felt good for a little while I got tricked.
It hurts a lot /clg/,I don't mind being alone but I don't want to be like that forever.

>>8244949
Same...

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how do you know when a crush is worth pursuing?

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>tfw my liberal but still muslim parents love art made by gays and have had gay friends in the past but were heartbroken and fucking angry when they found out I liked girls and now they're slowly ruining my life and my mom's turning homophobic.

It's really hard being a lesbian with a muslim background, guys. I even tried to have sex with a guy to see if I was at least bisexual, but he couldn't get it in because my vagina was closed shut. It appears I am doomed until I become financially independent.

>>8245015
When you're absolutely certain she likes girls or at least wants to experiment. But that's what a rational person would do. I always pursue girls I have a crush on, and a lot of times it turns into a painful situation. You just have to do it, though. What if she turns out to be your future wife?

>>8245076
Would they force you to ftm transition like they do for gay guys into mtfs?

>>8245015
like >>8245076
I always pursue my crush. Sometimes it hurts but you never know which one could be a future partner. Worst that can happen is they say no and give you closure IMO.

>>8245108
No, but they will force me to marry a man. That annoys me.

>>8245122
Better deal than the gays get.

>>8245076
>>8245015
but I've never even properly talked to her. She seems very, very endearing from the outside, but am I really justified in feeling like this? That's what I'm worried about.

Maybe I'm just thinking too much. Should I just go and do it, even with the smallest of crushes? I don't know if she's into girls, but that's the gay curse I guess.

dumbly quoted myself instead of >>8245111
See >>8245166

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>>8244629
I'd say I'm sorry to hear that but I actually was in that folder. I'm sorta glad it's gone

Guess I'll start my own folder then, everybody in this thread is now required to post a tummy pic, no exceptions

>>8245183
You post your tummy first. Timestamp it as well.

>>8245159
I have a closet uncle in the family who is waiting for his mother to die so he can be out and proud. Now THATS a gay curse.

>>8245173
do you have any way to talk to her more.
Like could you chat to her, ask her for her facebook or number (whichever she uses), and then you could befriend her on there, then ask her for coffee/on a date.
That's what I typically do

On Saturday I went out and ended up crying over my crush again in the bar's garden.
Earlier, Crush asked me if I did anything fun this weekend, and I told her about how I went out (leaving out the crying part). She instantly asked whether I had gotten laid.

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>>8245225

>>8245209
I hardly see her, have her added on facebook though.
Should I just chat her up there? Just hope she don't have a bf, that would be the ultimate stomach punch.

>>8245225
You need to stop doing this to yourself, bby. You need to tell her how you feel about her.

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>>8245192
Sure. Now you can feel more secure about you tummy, your turn bby

excuse my webcam

>>8245236
N-No bully.
>tfw no gang of qt Asian friends

>>8245251
She knows about my feelings. In fact, she was the one who first admitted her feelings for me.

>>8245242
yeah maybe start a convo on facebook, establish a base for a relationship, and then if that goes well ask her out. Not a gurantee but it doesn't hurt to try

>>8245259
>that pleb chair
>that 07 05 2017
Non-american pleb confirmed

Also this is /clg/ not /lesgen/ . Don't insult us with associating us with transgen, pls.

>>8245294
I hear you talking shit about my chair

But I ain't seeing no tummy pics

>>8245259
you must promise to never ruin that naval with a piercing

>>8245303
Not posting pic. But thanks for posting your tummy pic, qt.
If you make a name for yourself with your tummy folder, I will add you to our legendary edition /clg/ anons chart to be remembered forever and ever.

>>8245259
Why would you post this when it's a male who requested it in the first place?

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>>8245411

>>8244717

Well, anon, we can't ask for boobs and realistically most people won't post boob or butt anyway. So...voila, tummie is the thing.

I'd be happy with legs, too.
Next thread should be legs thread, in fact.

A good tum shot is any tum that is of a cis lesbian and not a potbelly, IMHO. Bonus points for underboob.

>>8245438
>"i-i'm not a male y-you are!"

Kys

>>8245411
>>8245477
Post your tummy to prove you're not a male

>>8245467
>I'd be happy with legs, too.
>Next thread should be legs thread, in fact.

Make that superior thighs shots and thighs thread, pls.

>>8245485

Hips, rather. Let's make it hips.

>>8245495
Also perfectly fine with me. Probably second best, after thighs.
And, you know, hips and thighs are right next to each other, so you could conveniently take a shot featuring both.

>>8245283
>She knows about my feelings. In fact, she was the one who first admitted her feelings for me.
Then what's the problem? Why aren't you two dating?

>>8245289
Alright, what should I say

>>8245692
Eh, I could bore you with the details, but mostly it's because she has some issues she seems to be unable to get rid of.

>>8245485
>>8245495
>>8245484
>>8245532
>desperate males
>p-please show body parts girls lol

>>8245799

>women aren't very sexual
>gay women don't actually enjoy looking at women's bodies, you must be a man

Do you enjoy being a sexist shitlord, or are you at least trying to get better?

>>8245862
>sexist shitlord
Why don't you at least try to sound like a woman?

Disgusting males get out reeeee
It's a cute grills only thread.

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>>8245894

>>8245875
>"sound like a woman"

Found the worthless male.

>>8245862
wait so liking women's bodies doesn't make me falsetrans after all?

stop catfighting pls

>>8245970
Yeah you finally found your micro dick under the fat rolls?

>>8245259
This is /clg/. At least get your timestamp correct.

>>8246063
You know most of the world outside the U.S. use day-month-year.

>>8245693
well usually when I talk to a QT I ask them about their day, themselves, lots of questions, with a tiny hint of flirting underneath. If she responds
well to that ask about that date.

>>8246302
I meant that it's /clg/ not /lesgen/. Your photo is probably gonna be used in the tranner general now.

>>8246302
>the world outside the U.S.
The what?
t. Americans

>>8246329
Not my photo. I know better than to post anything on 4chan.

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>>8246335
The world belongs to Burgerland.

>>8244614
>women
>loving and caring
kek

>>8245467
>tfw fattie
Are there any lesgen weightloss groups? Would anybody like to start one with me? I know I'm not the only fattie here.

why are so many lesbians really cringey and unfunny

I've never met a lesbian with a decent sense of humour

>>8246803

Post skype/discord/something and I'll be your fitspo buddy. What's your weight loss goal?

>>8246724
>>8246808
So many beta males today.

>>8245922
Someone needs to flip this.

>>8246840

I'm a straight girl kek

>>8246808
they are women

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>>8246878
>straight girl
>in /lgbt/
>in lesgen
You must actually be a faggot. Fuck off back to your thread disgusting HIV-ridden degenerate.

>>8246887

nah I usually just come here to mock trannies

so how old were you when your mom abandoned you?

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>>8246878
>>8246901
>>8246808
>>8246724
>>8246882

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>>8246901
>faggot pretending to be a straight girl
I know no one wants to become a trannyfreak but damn, you shouldn't live in denial, dude.

>>8246803
>>8246823
I'll support you two. I already started a diet and have my own plan to lose about 10lbs by September. I have a super slender qt gf I have to keep up with.

>>8246901
you're that transphobic feminist from yesterday aren't you?

>>8246987

transphobic feminist? give more context

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>>8246878
>hetshit

>>8247063

>implying heterosexuals aren't superior

was it before or after you hit puberty that mommy left daddy for Chaddy?

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>>8247090
>tranner hetshit thinking it is better than anyone

>>8247100

I appreciate that you hate tranners as much as I do but I really do need to know how old you were when mami said adios

>>8247055
the one who said she hates mtfs. are you or aren't you?

>>8247128

I can say with fair confidence I am not the only mtf hating cishet girl on 4chan

>>8247126
why do you hate us!

>>8247156

>why do you hate lecherous attention-whoring damaged degenerates living in a state of perpetual victimhood

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>>8247126
Ok. I will play along with your fantasy. You have to feel bad for the hetshitters tho. My sisters are hetshit. I know your plight. Your bodies are ruined with pregnancy, your husbands beat the shit out of you, you have to get medication for chlamydia every other week, you're never sexually satisfied...and so you come here. We get it. Here's some (You) on the house. Hetshit slut needs some attention from lesbians. You aren't the first. You won't be the last (but you're probably the ugliest).

>>8247186

I forgot to add

>with horrendous fashion sense

>>8247191

So how did your sisters end up normal? You must have been the runt of the litter.

>>8247191

>your bodies are ruined with pregnancy

and here it is, another misogynistic closeted ftm dyke who glorifies masculinity so much that she hates her own reproductive functions

it's sad that you delude yourself into thinking your biological imperatives aren't pertinent

maybe you just need to try some dick hon

>>8247211
I'm actually well-loved by my family. Doing well. No teen pregnancies. No uggo men leeching off my paycheck. All my hetshit sisters hate each other's guts. I think there's something innately wrong with hetshits. Like all hetshit women are crazy. All hetshit men are disgusting. Do you want someone to convert you? I'll petition the Lesbian council. We can have send some over to give you your first orgasm.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-third-wave/201602/why-do-lesbians-have-more-orgasms-straight-women

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>>8247265
Only after she spends some time in the
service industry

>>8247265

>implying mentally ill people who hate their own reproductive organs are better at sex

nice attempt at "converting" me, predatory lez

>>8247311
Kek. You're the one that hates your reproductive organs. We're lesbians. We love vagina. Stop hating yourself and you'll begin to see your life was made to serve the pucci.

>>8246823
My skype is xvividtangerine.

I'm currently about 195-190, and I want to get down to around 140. I'm not sure what I'll look like once I'm there, so it's a tentative goal for now.

I've lost about 40lbs since my heaviest weight, but this past year I've kind of fallen off the wagon.

>>8247335

>I love my reproductive organs, that's why I think pregnancy "ruins" het womens' bodies!

I'd feel bad for the dykes you objectify, but they're dykes too kek

>>8247526
>hetshit still bitter
Is your body that hideous?

>>8247544

>implying I've reproduced

nice try Ellen

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>>8247559
>Ellen
Nice comeback! xDDD Hahaha

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>>8247559
>that comeback
Ho-Lee shit you need a lesson in witty remarks. Meanwhile, you're getting off to straight-girl converted by lesbian fantasies.

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Which one do you prefer, left or right?

>>8245076
Where do you live? I'd love a qt Muslim gf

>>8247559
Straight girls are so cute. They're so easy to fuck too.

>>8246324
I will honestly think carefully about that, might actually confess to a girl for the first time. Will report in the next coming week. Any extra advice is also welcome.
Thanks anon

I'm ready 4 u anon

>>8248604

>>8248278
The Netherlands, hit me up if you live in the Benelux or Germany.