/gaygen/ Gay General: Straight Edition

>>8247694
This is why you get a glfemboy bf. >>>/lgbt/femgen.

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>>8247694
>giving the fems and trans more reason to post in here

>>8247694
>tfw agp for /x/-tan

I'm considering marrying a gay guy from eastern europe to save him from that hell even though he would probably leave me a week into being the country

>>8247891
I'm not sure where you live but generally there are laws that if people get divorced or they find out you're not living together and such then it's marriage fraud.
Like in Canada I believe they have to live with you for a minimum of 2 years before you can divorce and they're allowed to remain in the country as a citizen.

>>8247694
Wow 400 posts in a day. Gaygen thread is making a come back as gaygen discord dies

>>8247977
All the trannies are getting their wigs snatched because Jeffree Star is posting on so there's no competition today

Help me out here gaygen, is it difficult to get a blowjob on grinder without having to suck the other guy off in return?
I'm not straight, I like guys, I just don't like giving blowjobs, but I do like getting them

>>8248034
Just tell the guy beforehand that you only want to get head

>>8248000
Nice trips. I was like what in the world are you talking about searching around and shit trying to figure it out. Do you mean Blaire Witch?

Jefree Starr is way more relevant then that hag. No need for a token alt right tranny anymore

They changed my pain button to dilautid from fentanyl.
Its turning my brains to mush. Three doses and im struggling to make complete sentences and i keep seeing bugs crawling all over the place.
Morphine and fentanyl were fine, guess it's better to know now, huh.

>>8248146
Hey,as long as it is temporary,you should be fine.

>>8247939

libs are getting rid of that

>>8248034

nah its really easy, just be up front about it

got the farts, grossing myself out really

I hate Yaoi Boy

>Sup
Hi
>Pic?
No

Proceeded to get blocked

Boy, do I love Grindr

>>8248218
people aren't gonna wanna fug you unless they see how ugly you are first

>>8248225
My picture was in the profile
He was looking for a digg pick

>>8248246
they ain't gon suck it if it ugly

>>8248258
imblying he'll do the socking

>>8248280
I wann cut ur dick of

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>tfw no /out/ bf

>>8248286
h-hawt baka sempai

>>8248298
>tfw no in-n-out bf

Reminder that he is married to a lovely wife and will literally NEVER be yours

>>8248327
>>8248327
b--but i swallowed!

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

How to deal with heartbreak when the dude you like, finally tells you he has had a gf for 3 weeks but never told you cause he didn't want you to feel bad and you also got to know he was bi.

He was literally perfect I am so fucking mad and sad at the same time, how the fuck do I let go.

>>8248661
find a hotter guy on grindr and fuck him and send snapchats to the other guy

>>8248146
>>8248175

Whuhf.
Add hallucinations of people speaking nondescriptly to the list.
Jesus, i mean, it is managing my pain way better than the fentanyl but christ man

>friends buddy posts a video of him swimming first time this year
>comes up from sea dripping and laughing
>has my ideal body and is handsome
>can't tell him because closet
Atlest we had fun evening playing endless legend

>>8247694
Because Asuka-chan is neither real nor over the age of 16.

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>>8248661
Spread the word that bisexuals are scum.

>>8248661
>what do
date a monogamous bi guy who is tired by the meaningless hookup culture & actually prefer guys to child-bearing hoes [spoiler]like me[/spoiler]

>>8249453
Yeah because a sexist man child is really what's desirable.
Ugh.

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>tfw you need to cut your hair short because it's really in terrible shape but you'll still miss it

>>8249827
How can it be in such bad shape that it needs to be cut short?

>>8249841
well I don't really know if it needs to be cut short but it's fucking damaged throughout almost

like MOM'S GONNA FREAK damaged

I haven't had a haircut for years

>>8249844
>MOM'S GONNA FREAK
Who cares?

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>>8249850
it's a /tv/ meme

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>>8248661
>How to deal with heartbreak when the dude you like, finally tells you he has had a gf for 3 weeks but never told you cause he didn't want you to feel bad and you also got to know he was bi.

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>be me
>live in a pretty small, but wealthy European country
>live in an even smaller town, can't even call it a city
>always been pretty gay, although not exclusively
>always had a desire to date an mtf trans

What kind of environments do you typically need to expose yourself in to have a good chance to even meet one? There's very few ads on dating websites, and even those are almost always scams, and going to the few gay bars in the neighboring city is mostly just frequented by (obviously) guys. And it'd be pretty creep-tier to just hang out there and check out the few chicks that shows up.

Okay getting raped with him wearing a condom and catching nasty STDs might not be that fun but every other aspect of it makes me so hard.

Can't you tell the rapist you have an STD but that you wouldn't mind continuing if he used your condom?

>>8249888
>mtf trans
>pretty gay
ummm don't think you know what that word means sweetie

>>8249890
>with him
without him**....

>>8249888
ew
>>>/chasergen/
>>>/hetero/

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>>8248661
>he has had a gf for 3 weeks
Tell his girlfriend. He might be cheating on her right now, probably with another guy. Bisexuals are scum.

>>8249958
>tfw want a wife and kids but also fuck random guys on tinder all my life

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>>>/hm/1550124

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>tfw bf after a week of "I got a friend over this entire week I promise" is coming over later on today
feeling indifferent

>>8249964
I'm disgusted by you, but I'm not really surprised. You're bi.

>>8250043
No I dunno, I've never popped a boner to any women in my life. I guess I could jerk off a bit before putting it in and cross my fingers I remain hard. But I DO wants my own kids and it's the only way
>tfw no one to make me beargnant

>>8249890
Men don't get raped.
Stop it.

>>8250059
Can you at least let me pretend I can? It would make my life if someone forced me to have vile sex with them.

>>8250063
No it wouldn't.
Stop it.

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>>8249986
worried are we?

>>8250059
I would've agreed if this were the 90s, when no actual man would let himself get raped, but drugs are extremely easy to get.

>>8250059
>Men don't get raped.
kys feminist

>>8250059
You never been to jail then huh?

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>>8250163
a-anon that's lewd

>>8250163
Men get raped plenty outside jail, by women and other men.

>>8250191
men cannot be raped.

>>8250193
>Take a weak guy
>have sex with him by force without his consent

Ez

>see a cute guy in public
>think "he's probably straight"
>continue living your lonely bf-less life
who else knows this feel

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>>8248661
>literally perfect
>bisexual

I've got a date next weekend. I'm going to a climbing wall with a guy I met on tinder. We've been chatting loads and he seems great, but now I'm worried that I might have jumped the gun by choosing such a ridiculous first date. I should have just suggested coffee fml.

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>>8250211
m'yeah :(
good thing I barely go out anyway

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>>8250231

>wall climbing

that actually sounds quaint and unconventional from the typical meet'n'greet or coffee date, it might be fun! besides, you'll get to see him in a tight harness accentuating his bum!

>>8250132
Drugs were easy to get in the 90s.

>>8250163
Yes I have been to prison and I was groomed and sexually harassed, but apart from being pinned to a bed and dry humped I wasn't raped. But that's the UK.
Prison rape also only exists in the worst American prisons.

>>8250138
Proud feminist and so should you be.

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>>8250543

>>8250201
if this occurs to a man, it is not considered rape. only non-men can be raped.

>>8250543
you should get raped

>>8248661
>How to deal with heartbreak
you don't.

But if you want mr perfect, wait until his current relationship fails.

>>8250534
>UK citizen
>oh yeah america is worse it only happens there
Don't say anything unless you know it to be fact.

>>8250569
Most people who live in developed countries and aren't pig ignorant basement dwellers are feminists.
Go outside and you'll find that out.

>>8250630
I said that it only occurs in the worst American prisons.
Implying that it's not a common occurrence and is sensationalised.
Are you dense?

>>8250569
What have they done to you, Chris.

>>8250663
fuck off britbong

>>8250669
Nothing wrong with being a Bong. Their problem is being a Feminist.

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>>8250663
but there's literally no reason to be a feminist in a developed country, we already have equal rights

sexism is dead, get over it

>>8250665
you ever see his masturbation video of his new vagina

>>8250681
We have equal rights.
We still live under a patriarchal system where the power is still controlled by heterosexual white men.
Women are horrifically underrepresented in every part of our society and they are still denied access to opportunities that men enjoy, for the simple fact they are women.
Not being a feminist hurts the LGBT movement.
But enjoy being an ignorant self-loathing waste of life while other people fight for your rights and protection.

>>8250682
Unfortunately

>>8250681
>we already have equal rights
Circumcision.

>>8250713
>Women are horrifically underrepresented in every part of our society
So you want women to be living more like men?

Yes, men have more representation in the halls of power, but men also have way higher rates of suicide, incarceration or hazardous careers. Don't be so quick to want women to live more like men.

>>8250727
Feminists don't want women to live like men. They want women to be given for free the things men suffer to achieve,

>>8250713
That kind of shit seems to be largely nepotism based. It'll be a few generations until power at the top switches hands, but eventually more and more people who don't give such a shit about "good old boys" kind of stuff will be in control. It's already happening. It just doesn't happen all at once.

>>8250534
>Drugs were easy to get in the 90s.
That's not true tho

>>8250727
No I want women to be given the same opportunities as men and not suffer discrimination based on their sex.

What is your point about all of that? Men are victims of patriarchy too. Which is why we need to remove the system because it harms everybody.

>>8250740
Yes I know. Which is why people being ignorant and assuming that equal rights means we have an equal society is dangerous and can halt or reverse the progress we've made.
We need to continuously be aware of sexism in order to combat it.

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>>8250713
>everyone who agrees with me is an enlightened intellectual like myself
>everyone who disagrees with me is an inbred redneck

>>8247891
Man if someone gets me out of Europe, I'd be their personal cumslut for life, no matter what. Why would he leave you?

>>8250713
>heterosexual white men.
I think you mean jews.
>Women are horrifically underrepresented in every part of our society
No.
Also, even if it were true you don't have a right to be "equally represented in every part of our society".

>>8250791
>Man if someone gets me out of Europe, I'd be their personal cumslut for life, no matter what.
Hey bb.
Also what part of europe?

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>feminists wants gay men to support feminism
>discussion started from a comment that men can't be raped
Everyone seem to forget not to feed the troll.

i want to die

>>8250838
Eastern sadly.

>>8250863
lol slav scum

how many tracksuits do you own?

>>8250782
That's pretty accurate. Well done.

>>8250827
Yes it's Jews.
Jews who are a tiny minority in every society bar Israel hold the power.
Jews who have been persecuted for centuries.
Jews who still have to face monumental bigotry and hatred as proved by your own statement are the ones controlling society.
Actually you do have a right to be equally represented.
In fact I'd argue that women and minorities (gay men are a minority Btw) deserve to be overrepresented in order to counter balance the prejudices they face.
Until we have true equality.

You don't belong on LGBT.
/pol/ is that way >>>>
Bye bitch.

>>8250874
;_;

>>8250882
>Jews who are a tiny minority in every society bar Israel hold the power.
You know that Jewish people make up 2% of American society, but 48% of billionaires right?

Must be rough facing all that discrimination.

>>8247891
You can take me. But I have to warn you, I'm ugly, lazy, and can't cook.

>>8250863
R u a qt?

>>8250898
answer the question

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look at how cute this is

>>8250918
ye

>>8250930
What country?

>>8250937
Not saying.

>>8250930
Post pics.

We'll see about getting you an American husbando.

>>8250912
>2% of American society, but 48% of billionaires
...you mean there are 3.200.000 Jewish billionaires in USA?!

>>8250851
same

>>8250943
Scared of someone recognizing me.

>>8250912
I did not know that.
It's an interesting statistic if true.
It doesn't change the fact anti-semitism is still a massive problem and shown by the previous comment.
As a people they are very supportive of each other and I suppose that's why they're so financially successful.
It's just proof that unity breeds success.

>>8250953
You mean the other men in your city who go on the second gayest board on this site? If they recognize you it means they were here and you can out them

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>>8250791
be careful what you wish for

>>8250955
>It's an interesting statistic if true.
how dumb are you to fall for that weak /pol b8?! it takes 10s to google & check: there are only 565 billionaires in USA...

>>8250849
this is gaygen 90% of the people posting here are trolling shitposters

>>8250966
But I'm in the closet. Can't risk it.

>>8250882
you don't belong here

<<<<<<<<<<<</femgen/ is that way

>>8250953
Who would recognize you.

>>8250945
kek

>>8250955
>As a people they are very supportive of each other and I suppose that's why they're so financially successful.
Wouldn't that mean that the fault with women isn't that they are discriminated against, like jews, but aren't supportive of one another?

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>>8250927

>>8250976
I thought they were all innocent & cute, and not broken by loneliness or bitterness :/

>>8250945
Family counts, m8. You can inherit money from your parents. Live on their mansions, eat their food. It's great.

>>8250984
>Who would recognize you.

I don't know, maybe 4chan steam friends I've made over the years, or random people that know me.

>>8250966
Pretty sure it's the third, or fourth. Maybe even 5th gayest.

>>8250983
There are like 100 people that post in gaygen. The chances one of them is someone you know are laughably infinitesimal.

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>>8250989
you thought wrong

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>>8250988

>>8250993
But that would mean they browse lgbt too.

>>8250993
Don't do it. I'll screencap the thread and post it all over 4chan. I swear it on me mum.

>>8251010
But what if they browse it ironically, or they decide to out me anyways? ;_;

>fall in love with 10/10 fuckbuddy
>he has no feelings for me tho
how do I manipulate him to make him my bitch [spoiler]and my soulmate[/spoiler]?? money? drugs?! HOW

>>8251021
That's the risk you gotta take if you want a husbando.

Or you can stay comfy and closeted in eastern europe.

>>8250980
>>8250953
>>8250942
>I want to get out of this shithole but I'm still going to act like an autistic retard
It doesn't work that way, sweetie

at least tell us something about yourself because so far you've told us nothing

>>8251021
pretend someone else is pretending to be you and gay if confronted

>>8251025
>10/10 fuckbuddy
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>8250972
I said if true.
He also said 48% of billionaires which would mean around 280 of them are Jewish.
What don't you get about his statement?

>>8250984
No.
Women are supportive of one another, it's why women's rights have improved so much.

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>>8251030
Only one I'm posting.

>>8251031
I'm good at sports and video games, can cook and fix things around the house, working as a graphic designer.

>>8251025
Yeah I've only ever dated guys because they had money and tolerated my drug problem.
Go for it. It won't end well though.

>>8251035
Women have in in-group bias towards other women, men have an out-group bias towards women too.

>>8251035
>Women are supportive of one another
>this is what feminists actually believe

>>8251063
Nice.
Wouldbrigntoamerica/10

>>8251034
why? it's irrelevant to my situation
(think about your favorite twink sub pornstar if that helps you) pls I need advices how to twist his mind to make him fall for me entirely

>>8251080
Explain this please.

>>8251093
Post contact details.

>>8251104
What is there to explain?

>>8251121
The entire statement.
How the ingroup bias has a positive or negative effect on women.

How men have an out group bias towards women.

>>8251104
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ingroups+and+outgroups

>>8251130
When it comes to judgement calls, men and women both favor women over men. It's that simple.

>>8251139
Yes I thought that's what you meant.
And it's false.

>>8251116
Sorry m8. I've got a bf.

You're cute, from the neck down at least. I'd definitely be interested if I was single.

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>>8251080
Humans in general are bias toward anyone that essentially isn't a clone of themselves. Even then some people hate themselves and everyone else. This isn't a matter of gender, race, etc. it's a complete deformity of all human existence.

How did you do your first time sucking dick? T. Nervous

>>8251159
But can your bf protect you from terrorists, bullies, and the antifa?

>>8251152
>And it's false.
[citation needed]

>>8251139
yet Donald Trump is president

>>8251212
Haha.
He's smol, so I have to do the protecting.

I'll talk to him about it. If I can convince him we might have you over. But you'd have to get used to a life as a sex slave/house boy.

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post qties

>>8251411
ikr, shows how unelectable she is.

>>8251423
you start

>>8251423
Too many accessories, otherwise cute.

>>8251423
I love his hair but if he's not a Christian and wearing a Rosary as a fashion statement, I find it pretty offensive.

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>>8251432
wow rude

>>8251422
>3 person relationship

Why do gays tend to sleep around or cheat, instead of staying with their one partner?

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Please help. I am an oldfag past gay death. I think I might have a crush and its screwing with my gaydar.

The crush isn't important. But it has me back to scanning everything for gay subtext. Maybe you can relate.

As a result, when I heard this old song the other day, I looked up the lyrics and thought maybe it was one of those coded gay love songs that were popular back then.

Can you guys read/listen to these lyrics and tell me if Im imagining it due to glitchy gaydar or if you see a sort of coded gay ballad too. Its New Wave, so hang on...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2vsdQ17x-U

>>8251433
This.
He'd be cute without the hair and piercings.

>>8251446
Whem is gay death?

>>8251452
23

>>8251303
What >>8251411 said.

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>>8251452

I dont remember.

Well, I have to go. I appreciate any help and will back to read later.

I hope the song was some fun. Have a good day.

>>8251460
>turn 24 this month
>still a virgin
o-ok...

What the heck is gay death?

>>8251470
sounds like it's time for you to an hero

>>8251444
Fuck if I know boss.

>>8251470
Who cares?

>>8251470
How does this happen? Like i know some people are anti social, and maybe never had much party experience in high school or college. Are you waiting for something intimate instead of just a hook up? Have you tried multiple dating sites? Going to bars/clubs?

>>8251527
Some people have standards way too high, or are insecure.

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>>8251527
i was ugly as fuck during my entire teens and it's still pretty bad
also I'm shy as fuck so I've avoided all sorts of parties and shit pretty badly

I don't feel like just banging some slut on grindr that I'll never see again

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>there are people ITT who would rather travel to the ends of the earth to get dicked by some random anon instead of just leaving their apartment and getting together with a local guy
being shy is a mental illness

Guys need some help

bifag here and i've been with tons of girls but everytime i'm with one i crave taking a dick more and more, i'm in a rural area so it's difficult to find someone and i'm too scared to use grindr in case someone recognizes me, i'm blonde and slim and feel like i'm built to bottom

pls help gaybros

>>8251571
>that I'll never see again
You might see them a lot.

>>8251604
Just use grindr and don't send a face pic until you're ready.

>>8251605
How come?

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>>8251571
you know what I typed out this really long thing for you to read, but 4chan fucked up and wouldn't let me post it. So

>>8251605
this.

If you're not willing to have sex while dating guys you're not worth their time. Stop being a purist and actually have sex with men. Stop being a prudish woman. Having sex is part of dating process.

>>8251634
>If you're not willing to have sex while dating guys you're not worth their time.
oh I'm not unwilling to have sex while dating, just when not dating

but I don't know how to date either...

>>8251647
>i don't know how to date
find out how, there is bound to be thousands of how to date "gay" edition videos or self-help websites on the internet.

>>8251647
just be yourself

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>>8251634

Men dont really 'date' each other though. Its one of those ridiculous words from straight world that gays adopted to mean something entirely different because they have different dynamics and goals whether people want to admit it or not. Gays have to make an effort to imitate straight customs. It doesn't come naturally, if you'll pardon the phrase.

>>8251666
ok
*hides in apartment for 20 more years*

>>8251571
>I don't feel like just banging some slut on grindr that I'll never see again
You dont have to do that when using grindr, or any dating site for that matter. Ive only met with 1 guy on grindr, it was my first gay expirience. And when i told him that, he was very thoughtful in slowly going through the steps(starting with slight touching, moving to making out, then making out naked, so on..so on) and making sure i was comfortable with everything. He just recently asked if we want to meet again. You can put in your profile your looking for a little more than just a hook up. People who are also interested in that will msg you. Granted you will still get the hungry pervs who just want some dick or ass. Try not to overthink sex too much.

>>8251470
>>8251571
I'm 25 and I empathise completely
never so much as held hands with anyone outside my gene pool

>>8251620
If you like each other, it just enjoy the sex you'll probably get a repeat.

>>8251527
>really insecure because supposed ugliness
>it fueled my lack of social skills
>years later, realize I was indeed a cuteboy & wasted my youth
>now it's just too late
fml

>>8251670
Look what I originally typed out that didn't get posted is there are three stages.

1st date is meeting to see if you're compatible socially, romantically, personality wise

2nd date is both in depth to likes/dislikes etc, and by this date sex is essential (no sex = no more dates)

3rd date mostly sex with some more get to know each other

by the 5th date they make a decision 1-be together 2-be fuck buddies 3- ditch them and move on

that's it there are no more options after that, there are no friendship after relationship when it comes to gay men

>>8251675
What do gays think of awkward overripe virgins?

>>8251601
People tend not to be shy and isolated without reason though. 99% of the time it's learned, and the reasons they have to learn it are either because they have a reason to be afraid of people or people just rejected and alienated them enough.

The people who bitch about shy people are usually the same types of people that make them in the first place, and they never have to worry about empathizing with them because they've lead easy casual lives.

>>8251718
I don't know. I cant speak for everybody. But for me i just think you're thinking about it too much. If i had been talking to you and liked your personality and hobbies, i wouldn't give two shits really if you told me you were a virgin.

>>8251740
[citation needed]

>>8251601
Yeah I find it really cringeworthy when I see those interactions:
I want a bf
W-where do u live
N-north Pole
O damn I'm south :(

Really people?

>>8251604
Who will recognize you?

Who do you know who would look at grindr and recognize you?

>>8251718
>overripe
As long as you're not talking body odor to should be fine.
A lot of guys are closeted or in denial. I didn't fuck my first dude till 25.

>>8251778
>Not wanting to import a qt sex
What are you, a faggot?

Not a regular here so Im going to ask the tired old question.

How does it feel to take real cock up your ass.
Can you actually cum with your prostate. How does THAT feel.

>>8251782
>implying virginity matters if you're the top

It only matters if you're a bottom.

>>8251778
...w-what's the problem really?

>>8251778
yeah, this is the wrong place for that to work, ever. it's apparently easy to find company from local image boards though.

>>8251779
Not that anon, but i recently just came to terms im bi. So im still closeted. I have a picture on grindr and just last month i get a msg from a blank profile asking if i was (insert my name here), from (insert my high school here), with a LOL at the end. FML...

>>8251793
Ive only ever cumed with my prostate with dildos. But then again ive only been fucked in the ass once. Although during it there was a moment when he was hitting my prostate and it felt god damn amazing. the position didnt last long enough for me to climax, as i was too shy to moan "omg right there" "please dont stop", Oh well, maybe next time.

>be in the closet
>friend asks for laptop advice
>look up laptops for him
>copy the link
>paste and send without looking
>notice immediately I somehow didn't copy the link, and pasted a link I had copied from before
>it's an image from /hm/
>delete the message, but he already saw it

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

HOW DO I DAMAGE CONTROL THIS

>>8251423
Looks like a slightly more masculine Cara Delevigne

>>8251830
DELET friend and all traces of his existence.

>>8251821
You have to understand that a.) gay code of conduct is that you don't out people, and b.) you don't stop being gay just because nobody knows you're gay.

>>8251718
overripe?

>>8251830
link us the image
let's see how bad it is

>>8251818
I don't get why they do it though. Surely they know they're not going to make friends let alone a bf on 4chan?
I don't attribute it to shyness.

>>8251835
I know right?

>>8251830
idk, depends. post the image link and lets see how bad it was.

>>8251838
I realize i dont stop being gay because im closeted. lol?
I would believe you on gay people dont out other gay closeted people if i hadnt personally witnessed a gay guy do just that. Back in high school the varsity QB fucked the known gay sloot at the school. QB was closeted and denied everything when the known gay started to tell everybody they fucked. Kept denying it till gay guy showed text msgs and pics they had exchanged. Such a low life move imo.

>>8251794
You mean that your virginity matters if you're a bottom or that you only care about the virginity of a top?

>>8251779
other people will recognise me who are also gay

i just want to be fucked why is it so difficult reeeee

should i just upload an ass pic if i make a grindr or are there better ways of hooking up? need some real help here i'm getting desperate

>>8251870
>>8251849
No dick, but still >>1546179

>wanna top

>been masturbating frequently for years

>I masturbate so much these days that I cum really fast, as soon as my cock gets somewhat stiff

>realize that in this state I wont last five seconds of real action and my first time will be pretty shameful

>cant stop jacking it

Guess I'll just bottom forever

>>8251875
It doesn't matter if the top is a virgin, because he only sticks it in, but it matters if the bottom is, because he might not be able to suck cock, take a dick, or know how to clean his asshole for deep penetration.

>>8251830
If he mentions it joke about it and be honest. If he freaks out you lost a friend.

>stomach shits itself just as when the bf comes over
>writing this from my toilet and my sphincter is sore from the stomach acids
Wonderful

>>8251830
Kill him. No one shall know.

>>8251862
well they can't lose much by doing it

maybe it's like playing lottery
maybe they post that shit and then get their hopes up because "it just might work this one time" even though the chances of it happening are near zero

>>8251881
You'll stop eventually. At least i did. Pretty much masturbated everyday since i was 12(25 now). And starting this year i now jerk it maybe once a week. But ive only ever topped women, and bottom guys. So wtf do i know about topping guys.

>>8251889
Ive heard of gay curious or just coming to term gay top virgins getting angry and violent after the experience. Mainly due to inner homophobia they still havnt dealt with.
>because he might not be able to suck cock, take a dick, or know how to clean his asshole for deep penetration.
first two were me. although i loved sucking the cock i kind of have a feeling i wasnt and still am not good at it. Still not the best at taking dick or dildos bigger than 7 inches. Last one though i made fucking sure my asshole was clean. Pretty sure bottoms are more nervous about not having it clean enough.

>>8251879
>link has a strike through it
I wouldn't worry about it, If they have a problem then they're not really your friend
>I once typed 'gay themed movies' in an im to a friend instead of google and heard nothing of it

>>8251931
>Ive heard of gay curious or just coming to term gay top virgins getting angry and violent after the experience.

What the fuck, I've never heard of this.

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>>8251879
>>>/hm/1546179

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>>8251953
Honestly this picture isnt that bad. This can easily be played off as a joke. Or hell, take this chance to finally come out? LOL jk. you should prob just kys.

>>8251879
Send daddy fetish to friend. I hope your friend is much older than you.

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>>8251962
You know what would be greater if his friend is also gay and sends back /hm/ porn and say "this guys pretty hot too"

my imagination just came in my brain

>>8251999
Nah this guy is too soft, has shitty chest hair genetics, and ugly tattoos.

>>8251999
Gag

>>8252040
On his massive cock?

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>finally install grindr
>within 10 minutes get contacted by two people without even having any picture or information beyond age
I've never felt so wanted in my entire life and it's freaking me out

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>>8252072

>dream about getting fucked in the ass
>feels great
>try actual fingering
>hurts like hell just from that

Life sucks.

>>8252072
where u at bb ;)

>>8252072
Wear condom

>>8252101
Stop it.

>>8251953
it's not that bad
depends on what was linked to him, just the pic or the thread?
>is literally 2 posts above 2 guys fucking
but like I said though, if he has a problem then he's not a good friend
>number of times I've had to listen to straight guy banter

>>8252072
>probably just for a quick pump'n'dump

>>8252110
Who are you quoting?

>>8252096
You have to be horny or it feels bad. Also not every position in your ass feels good. You have to experiment and find what feels good to you.

>>8252123
I don't think it's that. I'm just way too tight.

>>8252108
your reluctance only makes me harder

>>8252120
>don't start this greentext stuff again, I will use it however I see fit

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>>8252130
You need lube anon. Otherwise you cant do anything.

>>8252146
>I will use it however I see fit

That's what he said. And that's how you use meme arrows.

>>8252148
I did, and for two fingers too. What about people that go raw? I can't even imagine that.

>>8252165
blood is a lubricant

>>8252152
>calling it meme arrows and not what it is called
>greentext

>>8252202
maybe Delta is colorblind thats why he hates greentexting

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>>8252211

>>8252146
and people will keep misunderstanding you and so they have to ask basic things like who are you quoting, because you never understood how greentexting works, and everyone will keep treating you like a special needs child because you're so retarded that you don't understand basic human communication

do you need an adult to explain that to you in simpler terms?

How accurate is the grindr range option? It says there's a guy 5 meters from my position, does that mean he's in my huge apartment building somewhere?

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>>8252211
what implies that I hate it?

>>8252165
Oh i know. It'd be torture.

>>8252195
So are tears.

>>8252229
Yeah, hes in the building. A fuck buddy just a few doors down? Lucky you.

>>8252250
>A fuck buddy just a few doors down? Lucky you.
he looks too cool and handsome for my autistic ass

>>8252228
Delta's asshole will never get demolished this badly ever again. Fucking murdered. No lube no nothing.

>>8252228
>everyone will keep treating you like a special needs child
That's how he is supposed to be treated.

>>8252108
Hey qt.

>>8252270
Well how cute is your butt? Guys can look past autism if you have a cute butt.
t. slightly autistic guy with a cute butt.

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>>8252303
my butt looks like a WW1 no mans land

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>>8252228
>>8252275
>>8252298

>>8252310
>>8252303
like it has these disgusting folds because there's too much skin and too little stuffing

I need to keep squatting

>>8252310
Get sqatting anon.

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Join gay server, Roman themed: https://discord.gg/pjtN6

No traps or fur shit allowed, be 18+

Do people even talk in the discord?

>tfw can't join because accent

wtf is a discord

>>8252358
It's when the top wants to go in raw, but the bottom wants a condom.

>>8252356
skype, but better

>>8252323
>gets called a special needs child
>posts a cartoon character from a childrens book made for preschoolers as a """rebuttal"""
you really don't know when to stop posting do you

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>>8252233
because we hate you

Ohk so I have a predicament

I have a friend whose apartment I go over to, to study and do hw with him and whatnot.

Sometimes we drink and sometimes when he's drinking he wants to play gay chicken with me (hand on thigh and moving it up), pretends to try and kiss me, and other stuff like grabbing my crotch

Do you think he's gay or just a drunk when he does that?

>>8252323
Just accept that you're our resident special needs poster.

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What's up everyone, it's me Teasp

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>>8252551

>>8252533
which one of you chickens out when you play gay chicken?

>>8252590
Me
He always is the one to start it

>>8252299
>>8252131
Ew wtf
I'm not even the weirdo who gets turned on by desperate fuckers talking to him on grindr
What is wrong with you people?

>>8252612
if I know people, and I do, he wants to fool around with you to see if he's gay or not

the alcohol is part of it only for plausible deniability eg. "it's not gay because I was drunk"

if you like him, go for it. the worst that could happen is that he goes on a murderous rampage starting with killing you, but at least you had sex.

>>8252748
Hrmm, neither of us know if eachother are gay, which sock

I guess I'll uh.. I dunno just drink with him this friday or something and see what's up

>>8252813
honestly if I were you I'd play it cool at first and do what you guys always do.

then I'd ask him if he wants to spoon together. in a humorous fashion at first of course, so a possible negative response could be brushed off as a joke.

even best bros who are used to be affectionate together rarely go as far as spooning for the night, so imo that is the trial by fire for gay relationships to work out.

>>8252928
Oooor I can be too spooked to do it
Yeah, Ill do that

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>>8253017
life is too short to be spooked

maybe you should just try forcibly holding his hand and see if he goes along with it

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>>8253017
>not having placed your cause upon nothing

>>8252352
>https://discord.gg/pjtN6
invite expired :(

>>8253109
>>8253110
its fine I dont mind bein alone

>>8253110
>le stirner meme
I see you've just discovered /lit/

>>8252223
He aged like 20 years in 10

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You're perfect
You're beautiful
You look like Linda Evangelista
You're a model
Everything about you is prefect
Did you stone those tights?

>>8253375
I cling to memes that were good back when i was happy :^(

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>>8253479

>>8253506

Aja is lit.

>>8253516
but that meme is not even old

what's got into you?

>>8253516
How long ago's that? Do you even remember? :^)

>>8253800
You fell into my trap, I never said I wasn't happy right now!

>>8253828
Sorry I bumped into your boyfriend. It's not hurt is it?

>>8253838
I'd get myself tested right now if I were you

>>8253864
Why, is what you've got catching? Don't worry, I had no intention of getting close to you.

oh the things i have seen...
microsoft windows 95

>>8253871
No, but you seem like you could get benefits for whatever you've got

>>8253899
Thanks, but I've never received a handout before. You sound like you give it away for free, what can I expect?

>Want to hookup
>Don't like being naked around people
>Not something I can fix, got non attention seeking scars
What do

>>8254035
I know that feel

>tfw there isn't enough time to educate everyone on their retarded opinions
>tfw there isn't even enough time for existing

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>>8254035
Just hook up with dirty old men, anon. They won't care so long as you're tight. And maybe they'll even kiss your scars and say you're still beautiful.

>>8254071
u dont get it anon
i deserve more that some old men!

>>8254071
Well thanks for the great advice asshole, I'll just fuck people I'm not attracted to because I was in a car accident then

>>8254084
Pity you didn't feel that way when you carved yourself up and ruined your chances elsewhere.

>>8254093
>I was in a car accident
can you go back to finish the job or does it cost more

I got scars from a shitty disease
It socks.

>>8254062
Go volunteer!
I was tired of bitching about hashtag slacktivists that I decided I needed to do something. My old high school lets me be the supervisor of the GSA

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>>8254093
Well do you have any redeeming qualities that make up for being a jinx?
>>8254110
So does your spelling. Is this disease some kind of retardation, perhaps?
>>8254109
>pic related

>>8254122
ok bitch yeah but the last time i volunteered a HOMELESS MAN READ ME TO FILTH THE ENTIRE TIME

i WILL NOT tolerate that

>>8254126
>Wow thanks for the sandwich I bet you put so much love into it *tongue pop*

>>8254124
I am dyslexic

>>8254137
im not joking bitch i was making his coffee and hes like 'do you always look this pale?' 'id like my coffee stirred, not shaken'

>>8254150
iAmₛᵒsorrʸtoreAdtHat

>>8254190
It's the cards I was dealt, nothing to be sorry about

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>>8254228
Oh, believe me, I'm not. What's it like to have a losing hand, anon?

>>8254255
That's what I thought but I didn't want to >imply anything.
Shit happens :^)
Anyways, bad hands don't matter if you can bluff.

>>8254268
>if you can bluff
It socks you're not a good lair than.

>>8254303
Wait, you are imbying that I didn't misspell sucks as socks on purpose?
Oh, mang

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>>8254312
>imbying

>>8254337
Yes I intentionally misspelled implying.
You're acting awfully cunty, though.

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>>8254355
>Yes I intentionally misspelled implying.
>imbying
Whatever you say, you barely literate dog.

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>>8254384
>>8254337
>>8254255
>When you think you are good at trolling

>>8254445
Teach me, anon. You're so good at getting under my skin.

nut all up in this pussy daddy

>>8254084
I'm fine with scars. I'm sure you can find guys. Don't worry about it.

I'm dyslexic /and/ I have a speech impediment
So communicating isn't really my strong suit

>>8254462
white pee all up in this thrussy father

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>>8254456
Well to start to have to be slightly autistic. Seeing as we are on 4chan, ill just check that off.
Next you need to be a.white b.Jewish c.Russian or d.1/3 Taiwanese.
If you meet these requirements we can move on to the actual trolling of gays.
>Find local gay orgy
>Join in on gay orgy even though you are straight
>Laugh at all of them afterwards for having tricked them into fucking a straight man

>>8254484
>>8254484

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>>8254488
Why did you waste your time writing all of that?
I guess you're more autistic than me.

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>>8254509
>Why did you waste your time writing all of that?
My whole life is a waste anon.
>I guess you're more autistic than me.
well golly anon.. ya really think so?