/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

hi mtfg hru

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am i a good girl?

i did half a yoga video instead of riding my bike

i'm lazy and fat

i guess that means i'm not allowed to post this :(

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tfw ate too many sweets and got sick AGAIN

>>8214736
an anon is sexually harassing me ;~;

>>8214730
I can't really think up lots of things we have in common

>>8214736
ready for death's sweet embrace

>>8214743
we came to the thread at the same time so we're the same person okay

>>8214742
what are they saying :o

>>8214745
no

>>8214745
same

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>>8214736
I miss her

>>8214748
Ok

>>8214748
they're asking to see my panties

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>tfw not a good girl

>>8214753
i miss her too

>>8214754
no anon im the one named nim in this thread

its okay i forgive you just take the trip off okay

>>8214758
protect your purity!

so yesterday I found out getting my perineum rubbed feels really really good

is this normal

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>>8214759
>tfw good girl

good to see daddyofive is losing his kids. those videos make me cry so hard

hi /mtfg/. How do I feel good about myself?

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My thing got here. The sound quality is incredible. I wonder if this is what my voice really sounds like to other people.

>>8214754
hey nim whats up

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>>8214766
gimme a quick rundown on this beep one in the dark on it

>>8214761
Hey, you said we're the same Person

>>8214758
>>8214761
Can I see your panties?

>>8214766
are they really losing their kids

>>8214759
does it even matter anymore?

>>8214748
i'm ready for jesus to take me home

>>8214778
oh right

>>8214777
married couple videotapes and bullies their children on youtube for views. sickening desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOVrrL5KtsM&t=54s

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http://edition.cnn.com/2017/05/01/politics/investigates-fbi-syria-greene/
>Be married to a marine and employed by the FBI
>Tasked to infiltrate and investigate Jihadist
>Marry him instead
Gender diversity strikes again!
Women in the army and intelligence bureaus was a mistake. Women in the workforce in general desu.
/truthbomb

>>8214779
yeah

>>8214783
where

>>8214788
heaven
or possibly more likely hell

goes god get mad if you take estrogen?

>>8214777
Married couple abuses their kids on Youtube for views

They call it pranks but it's full on child abuse

>>8214773
>ALL THEM LADYPILLS

>>8214787
That's why they should use nuwomen Arabic linguists like me ^_^

>tfw you're a young woman

uwu

>>8214788
Okay, post a pic

Hmm sunlight really exposes my troll like features and makes me involuntarily furrow my brow

Ffs what is hon vision and what is reality

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>>8214779
please stop

>>8214762
yeah it is
you got muffing as well

>>8214787
thanks Faye for all your hard work and risks you take to keep our country safe

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>>8214795
This is to go even further beyond

>>8214806
my buddi

>>8214800
what kind

>>8214806
u kk with theresa may?

>>8214802
reality is the worst picture you can possibly take

>>8214809
why do you have 2 different kinds of estrogen and AAs?

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>>8214813
Then I'm pretty bad

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hmmmm

>>8214811
All of them

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I NEED ADVICE STRAIGHT MALES OF MTFG!
WHY WON'T THIS GUY LEAVE ME ALONE?:
https://clyp.it/3etsey13

can someone cut my jawline a lil

how is everybody doing today? are you in an ok place with your life?

>>8214764
Tfw not a girl

>>8214812
she is alright
>>8214827
ill cut u
>>8214819
anything but a merlot!

>>8214826
straight male here

if you want a response say please first

>>8214828
failed math midterm
probably failed chemistry lab practical

feelin pretty hopeless atm

>>8214826
literally the same thing as boys teasing girls in school

>>8214828
Tried to kill myself yesterday and was unsuccessful. Going to try again later today

>>8214841
what method
also don't do that

>>8214785
>>8214794
WHAT THE FUCK. thats not even remotely amusing. fucking disgusting im glad it's being stopped

>>8214826
>https://clyp.it/3etsey13
flirting and/or just being a dick. I have a female friend who works in an all male environment and she's always getting shit from guys just because she's a woman and, ofc, she doesn't belong in a manly space.

>>8214844
Hanging but didn't work so I'm going to opt for shooting next

>>8214832
would u go gay for may?
I beat my softy to her evry night

>>8214826
yeah probs some kinda flirting desu
kick him in the nuts next time

>>8214816
Eh.. long story about scares about tolerances and trying to find right dosages for like 8 months straight. I'll probably pass off the cypro and progy and estrofem to someone in mtfg later.

>>8214850
no but I'm a total mogg maniac

>>8214832
okay then do it wtf

>>8214826
He probably doesnt have any better way to get your attention.
Nobody ever gave us a fucking instruction manual, why do you think some guys try to honk at women expecting it to work.
Either that or hes just actually fucking with you.

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Are you allowed to take hormones on a plane?
Like is it okay to take Cypro with you when you fly somewhere ?

>>8214835
That's tough to hear. Did you not study, or did something come up? Why are you feeling hopeless, because you are doing poorly in school or for other reasons?

>>8214841
>>8214848
Don't shoot yourself, why are you trying to end your life?

>>8214861
>mogg maniac
pls
rethink your lifestyle choices
i think id have preferred you to say you'd blojo bojo

>>8214868
took a box of cypro, bica, and progy with me on a plane in my backpack to italy and no one minded uwu

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>>8214858
pass them to me plz i definitely need them

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>>8214833
But you're a ladeE
>>8214846
I'm manlier tho
Than him
>>8214854
This is a weird first

>>8214868
im putting mine in a checked bag just so i dont have to go through the TSA

>>8214868
only if you have a prescription afaik
if they find it that is ¶:)

>>8214866
>fucking instruction manual
cartman, there are a lot of reasons to hate womyn, but this isn't one. just go and fucking talk to her like a fucking normal human being.

>>8214833
https://clyp.it/h3plgqrs

>>8214848
I hope you reconsider doing it and decide not to
maybe the future won't be as bad as you think

>>8214876
If I stop by LA I will.

>>8214877
i cant tell which way around they transitioned

>>8214877
>I'm manlier tho
well he obviously sees you as a woman regardless of what you think. do you really think he'd be doing that shit to you if you were a man?

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>>8214880
Guess I'm driving to washington then

>>8214884
w-waow

did you do that in public lmao

>>8214869
>Why are you feeling hopeless, because you are doing poorly in school or for other reasons?
doing poorly in school is a big part of it
I didn't study and I knew I'd fail, I have absolutely no motivation though and just feel very apathetic

I feel so lonely and have no idea how to get a bf as some weird in-between gender I am now

>>8214819
No.

>>8214900
No? Are you sure?

>>8214808
SO BAD ;-;

What happened to Erin?

>>8214826
Smile at him and say in your most pleasant girly voice:

this is a warning, next time I'll kick you in the nuts so hard, your friends will make fun of you for years on end.

>>8214902
Alcohol is bad

>>8214869
I don't want to live anymore

>>8214885
My mind is set in stone

>>8214912
true :(

>>8214919
Don't do it.

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*blocks ur path*

>>8214931
*teleports behind u*
checkm8

>>8214897
iktf, I ended up dropping out of college bc I had no motivation. I did fine until the end of the year when I didn't show up to exams. I just realized, none of this matters. Is that how you are feeling?
>>8214913
Obviously, but for what reasons? Is it dysphoria, your life is falling apart, etc?

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>>8214934

>>8214883
>just go and fucking talk to her like a fucking normal human being.
It aint that easy anon, girls arent normal.

>>8214936
Everything
Dysphoria, started transition too late, work, alone

>>8214931
lol I really like how you saved the picture I cropped

>>8214939
now i have u
*unsheathes katana*

I haven't been able to go outside in like 3 weeks because of how I look. I wish it wasn't spring. I feel so ugly and can't hide in my coat now.

>>8214951
you're really pretty tho beep!

https://clyp.it/br2bkazp

>>8214936
>I just realized, none of this matters
yes honestly
but I guess I'm just going to keep taking out loans until I graduate because I really can't think of a better thing to do
I really think if I wasn't so lonely it would really help

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>>8214949
*steps in to defend*

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I wish someone would use me for doing lewd things to so I at least had some value

>>8214893
Lol yeh
>>8214889
Girl to boy.
She's a qute girl

>>8214890
Wow. What a faggit.
He has a wife/kid, dresses like fuckboi;
Is 24
Skinny jeans, lace up canvas vans, under armour shirts, flat brim hat, small plugs, patchy beard

>>8214953
i can tell you're a lil sleepy and id make fun of you for it irl

>>8214958
seek sunlight

>>8214958
you have patt value

>>8214940
it's not that hard there are some normal girls out there too

>>8214952
Just my pictures are.

>>8214891
State or DC?

>>8214953
nah you sounded like a normal dude there

>>8214940
that is true, but how are you going to get a feel for just how psycho she is unless you try and get to know her? if you go in there trying to grab her attention without having a clue, then you just piss her off or attract her - and if you do manage to succeed in attracting her then she's probably pretty shallow anyway.

>>8214953
Doesn't sound like it to me, at least from what my phone speakers can do it sounds like a normal voice

>>8214962
https://clyp.it/inqijhr3

>>8214958
dang do I know that feel

>>8214967
you'd be pretty irl then too dumdum!

>>8214978
can't hide a v body and huge arms. And all that's wrong with my face

>>8214967
take the worst possible pic of yourself and post it

>>8214971
>>8214973
oh ok whew

>>8214970
State

>>8214984
Why in the world would I do that

I think if I lived in a place with nicer weather I'd be less depressed
all these nonstop 50 degree and cloudy days are killing me

I handed my bf a letter that he is not suppose to open until I end my life tonight.

>>8214993
shall we run away to mexico?

>>8214992
cause I bet you don't look as bad as you think
you're cuter than me, I think I'm just going to try to find a gay guy to date

https://clyp.it/ynw0ohqb

>>8214996
he will you fucking idiot
christ you're dumb

>>8215000
yes
maybe I get murdered there too uwu

>>8215002
boylanna is kinda sexy

>>8215002
you kinda do sound like a fag ngl
also this >>8215008

>>8215004
If he does, he does.
All it explains is that I will always love him and that I'm sorry I couldn't make him happy

>>8215002
the boobs might give it away

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>>8214972
I dont know wtf goes on inside a womans head or what she expects, and typically they dont have anything to talk about either, especially not anything that interests me or vice versa. Every time I talked to a girl they just look at me during awkward silences like im supposed to salvage the conversation. Feels like a fucking game trying to talk with a woman. I've literally felt more relaxed at job interviews and parent-teacher talks than I ever have conversing with a girl. I've tried BEEing myself but I guess thats not in this season, or any for that matter. I'm probably just fucked, some wicked witch put a girl repellent curse on me when I was born.

>>8215013
and then he'll fucking try and stop you
people don't leave letters like that for no reason

>>8215014
do your boobs make you gay nim?

>>8214954
Have you tried trying to meet somebody through clubs, local events, dating apps? I know that stuff is all scary. I'm terribly lonely as well. It's hard to start when u have no friends or anything.

>>8214944
Even if you started transitioning late, aren't you glad you did it at all? What's wrong with your work?

>>8215016
We already talked about it and he even agrees that I need to do this.
He knows how miserable I am and how I haven't gotten any better.

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>>8215015
just make them laugh and stop talking about how much you hate niggers and jews.

Not hard you autist.

i am about 50% certain that the doctors who took turns punching my egregious chode during my eye exam violated the hippocratic oath

>>8215002
https://clyp.it/3vizswsg

>>8215011
;-;

>>8215008
Still don't get this

>>8215014
Only when I ask my bros to feel them

>>8215022
I can make girls laugh a lot, done it plenty.
From the friendzone.
Never again.

>>8215015
>some wicked witch put a girl repellent curse on me when I was born
not too many women like guys who believe everything /pol/ tells them to

also can I get into heaven if I take estrogen or is god going to send me to hell? I figure you might be someone who would know idk

>>8215020
I don't pass and never will.
I put so much effort into my life and still fell short.
No one wants a trans person at work

>>8215015
just be yourself is terrible advice 2bh. unless you're a bona fide normie, never go in there and be yourself.

can i ask, do you have problems talking to guys? like do you struggle to make conversation with them too?

>>8215020
>Have you tried trying to meet somebody through clubs, local events, dating apps?
no nothing at all
I guess I really should because I really have nothing at all to lose
I've thought about making a dating profile but it seems like a sad thing to do when you're 23

>>8215029
>not too many women like guys who believe everything /pol/ tells them to
I dont talk politics around girls, it would be date suicide for me in Sweden, im not dumb. I dont say anything thatll trigger even the most offended tumblrina. Dont think its that.
>>8215034
>can i ask, do you have problems talking to guys? like do you struggle to make conversation with them too?
Not at all, had plenty of friends even though we drifted apart due to growing up and moving.

>>8215018
NO

>>8215027
yeah

i could see how it might slip and happen sometimes tho

it's okay bro

>>8215028
friendzone = fatzone
lose weight, take a shower, acquire gf

>>8215026
>another boy
>another
Finally someone genders me like the faggot I was always meant to be

>>8215040
what sort of things did you talk about with the guys?

>>8215040
>he doesn't water down the most fascistoid aspects of his opinions and proudly stand for the rest
How do you expect to impress a woman if you're gonna be a beta bitchboi

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https://clyp.it/g0plr0kr

>>8215045
https://clyp.it/bn1vznib

>>8215015
have you ever considered you are like actually personally repellent

just my two (united states) cents

>>8215054
yes

>>8215058
oh nicole
you know you have to be gentler to cartman, do you really think he's going to blame himself?

ざわ

>>8215015
Cuckman can't get laid what a surprise.

>>8215015
Women have no time for you, and yeah all girls pretty much are either this way, or annoying Hog beasts

Some people (like me) weren't meant to transition

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hello yes i would like to order one (1) penis for sex please. ty

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>>8215057
https://clyp.it/btf21atm

>>8215070
would you get COLONIZED by cartman?

https://clyp.it/1s1q4rfx

Told my bf's that once i passed on, to cremate my body and spread my ashes into the woods near our apartment

>>8215081
https://clyp.it/xlgxkku3

>>8215067
I'm just saying that I've had good luck dating despite the fact that up until last year I was an autistic repressed tranny with politics considered batshit insane even within the chilean mainstream and bizarre personal interests.

I guess it's mostly a matter of making yourself seem interesting to people but Cartman's entire personality seems to be "I want to suck off a PzKpfw V "Panther""

this is a no penis zone

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>>8215044
Ive been friendzoned before getting fat, I only started getting fat as life progressively started sucking more and more. Only thing consistent has been the lack of female attention. I dont know what to make out of it really, im apparently great and sweet and will make a great bf for someone but apparently im not their type to every girl I ever met. How the fuck do you comprehend something like that as anything else but a lie to comfort. Worst is I dont even know what Im doing wrong because of BS like that. Also I dont know how fat yall think I am but im no Peter griffin, im more like that kike h3h3 with some chub and belly.
>>8215048
Fucking anything lol, list is longer than the character limit can handle here.
>>8215052
I dont expect anything from women really, like tryna solve a rubix cube, id give up if I wasn't biologically programmed to crave em.
>>8215058
I get along with plenty of people, I'm not as conflict-seeking IRL, I try not to shit in my own backyard having to watch over my shoulders constantly.
>>8215070
Yeah well at least im not a fucking nigger.

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>everyone is making fun of my faggot voice

>>8215091
where am I supposed to sit then

>>8215081
https://clyp.it/3ofqtjs5?token=6051b5f3bf6622e0d2a3b6a947a1e54c

>>8215087

ngl this recording sounds kinda gay

>>8215099
over here ;)

>>8215096
same

>>8215094
Practice online talking to women and see what works
>>>/int/74320958 is a good place for it, I used to do that lmao

actually wait no sorry I clicked on Elanna's and thought it was yours

my B

>>8215105
o-oh...

>>8215083
Kek
No
That big dude in Game of Thrones however.....

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>>8215096
https://clyp.it/prmdcttr

>>8215091
wtf what am i supposed to have sex with now

>>8215111
https://clyp.it/oywc4aho

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No glasses anymore pretty soon

>>8215111
Your voice is still bad

>>8215094
>Ive been friendzoned before getting fat
idk then maybe its your face
not even trying to be mean
the amount of female attention I still get kinda makes me wanna kms even though I've been taking estrogen for half a year and can barely get a boner
and its not like im really even that good looking

girls are just as thirsty as guys, idk what to say

>>8215111
https://clyp.it/vlcpaw0n?token=e21fd168161fc6a052d58af94305b2d5

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>>8215094

>tfw you know a lot of losers irl
>none of them are as pathetic as cartman

lmao

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>>8215100
https://clyp.it/ydti0tta

>>8215094
how far did you get with these women before they rejected you?

>>8215094
what girls do you talk to usually? like normie girls probably don't want you as a bf

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>>8215113
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wduym7mX6k

>>8215118
it's awful desu it always sounds like garbage when im just waking up I need to get my vocal cords warmed up

>>8215121
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kM7WneDeCu

>>8215094
What your basically dealing with is guys like me who juggle 2-3 women each, and then they think there value is tied to the hot guys they occasionally get to hang out with because men are sluts

Sorry it's a competitive industry mate

>>8215130
https://clyp.it/5rwki55r

is cartman or faye more pathetic?
honest question

>>8215138
My throat hurts too much to say anything back now ._.

>>8215143
i think you and i both know the answer to that without even having to ask

>>8215143
faye without a doubt. cartman is just a loser and barely posts. faye is here every single day telling lies and thinking anyone believes them or takes him seriously

>>8215138
https://clyp.it/4wzgv0ar?token=716bb871fb9636e6f50afa6911fdb1e7

>>8215142
Idk boys like it when you put emotion into your voice you kind of sound like a robot ;~;

>>8215154
if we were spooning would you be big or little
fyi i think we're around the same height?

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>>8215107
Theres not a lot of women online and where you do find them is already infested with orbiters so they aint got time for you. And I also doubt I would learn anything by just talking to them, tried that and I dont feel any wiser regardless of how many times I do it.
>>8215119
I dont know either anon, would have actually been nice if they just told me that im fucking ugly because I get nothing but mixed signals all the time. To this day I still have no fucking clue what im doing, Im the same place I was as when I started showing interest in em.
>>8215125
Nigger
>>8215133
Does it really matter? I didnt come here for dating advice and this convo about done dragged out as much as it needs to. Was just replying to one anon and now im dropping walls here.
>>8215134
Hard to determine since I usually dont get to know them. And I'd rather not start recounting all my failures just to give you analysis.

reminder it is not safe to go outside because ur body is bad and everyone laughs at it

>>8215142
i think it has something to do with having a very feminine body and wearing the right clothes and right amount of makeup

>>8215126
Thank you

>>8214926
ok sorry :(

>>8215030
iktf very will. I don't know why I keep trying either. I just think that being able to be happy sometimes is better than killing yourself. If you kill yourself, you remove all the negatives and positives. If you stay alive, at least it's possible for you to feel something positive in the future!

>>8215038
that's a good attitude, you don't really have much to lose. might as well try throwing yourself out there. 23 isn't old at all. a lot of people are looking at dating apps from their 20-30s

I'm going to spend the last few hours with my bf before I end my life.
I just wanted to say thank you for all of these moments mtfg.
We shared many laughs and tears.

I love all of you and I hope that you never go down the path that I went.
Please be strong for yourself and be the best women you can be.

Goodbye <3

>>8215158
>would have actually been nice if they just told me that im fucking ugly
you'd probably know if you're actually UGLY just from the mirror honestly unless you're really not self-aware
post face pic i'm sure people here will give you honest feedback

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>>8215146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YROB6fRH9Z
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TdhNeheEw9
>>8215151
http://vocaroo.com/i/s062g2zOLdds

>>8215158
Lad, you have an AMERICAN FLAG
That's pretty much the interpals equivalent of being 6'2 and hot.
Just get some qts from eastern yurop, it's not hard. Those people genuinely are looking for friends, so they respond a lot. All you have to do is make them like you, which is what you need to practice

does my voice sound like a robot

i think i can sound kind of monotone sometimes

>>8215167
She doesn't look like a girl.
She looks like my friend aaron

>>8215154
https://clyp.it/iybfqesd

>>8215163
Good girl

>>8215154
https://clyp.it/urncfj1z
>>8215158
Cuck

>>8215158
Don't mean to pry, but like you say, convo got dragged out.
all i'm gonna say is judgement is key, yeah, womyn a fucking nightmare but its about spotting whether they're actually interested, time wasting attention whores, or just genuinely want to be friends. also, not to assume but you did mention not knowing what to do, if you make a move to early or in the wrong way that can scupper your chances.

if you ever give it another go, i wish you luck. if not, i wish you solace.

>>8215167
I don't have a TV I win again ;u

>>8215168
>AMERICAN FLAG
wtf are you talking about, he's swedish?
fucking

>>8215169
sounds like a nim

>>8215167
https://clyp.it/utkrp3wl
yea, i guess that whole situation is kinda funny

>>8215169
Being expressive is hard

>>8215184
Oh fuck I totally forgot
My mistake.
Could always cheat though. I used to set my location to Amsterdam cause that's the place the qts know

>>8215176
you do actually

>>8215185
is that bad

>>8215191
yeah it can be

i think im a little more expressive in my voice clips then in real life though, especially around my mom

Fuck
Your voices can be fixed while mine can't.

>>8215197
>is that bad
no its good
I like your voice
>>8215199
trip on shakira

>>8215192
did you actually get any snatch from interpals?

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>>8215183
REEEEEEE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HlTU2cKmNP

>>8215187
laughing is healthy for you ;3

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weird how most people here want to be women but this thread is extremely misogynistic and anti woman

>>8215002
>>8215027
I'll be honest you just sound like some kind of douche bag. I don't know why you post this if you transitioned so long ago but maybe you have a lot of unresolved transition hang ups.

>>8215206
its just the one guy tho?

>>8215206
ive been the one calling them a fucking nightmare, but im actually not a tgirl
sorry
t. borderline chaser

>>8215206
i think you're talking about cartman, lol

>>8215201
but is it monotone

>>8215206
death to cis women and passers

>>8215206
only men post here

>>8215203
I had one girl who sent me skimpy pics but that's it
There's guys in the autismpals thread that at least claimed to get nudes and even sex. I believe there was one guy who got his gf on there.

>>8215197
>is that bad
No
>i think im a little more expressive in my voice clips
Yeah same. It's a lot easier when you're not thinking about what to say. I'm also a lot more expressive in my old voice, I think because I am still getting used to the new techniques I learned and focusing on them takes up too much brain power. Just have to get used to it

>>8215206
DESU this

https://clyp.it/e2lljbxq

>>8215201
I'm not shakira
Though I've spoken to her via Skype

>>8215216
i guess if you're at least getting dirty pics there must be some loose girls there. maybe i should go for it.

thanks!

did anyone else have a "i hate women" phase in high school

id unironically post in those threads in /r9k/ about how women only wanted chads when in reality i was some lanky kid with greasy hair that could barely get out a sentence

of course they didn't want anything to do with me!

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>>8215218
t. straight cis man

>>8215212
hmmm I didn't think so
its really easy to change up the cadence and pitch in your voice though if you're concerned about it
just act like you're reading a story to kindergartners and want it to sound exciting

>>8215217
i get more expressive when im excited about something but ive kind of taught myself to hide my emotions since people always looked at me weird when i seemed to emote too much

>>8215224
>did anyone else have a "i hate women"
ye lol
its kinda embarrassing honestly

>>8215204
You're a monster. I'm telling.

>>8215223
They're generally lonely/depressed or something, and western guys are a good catch for poor Russian girls.
No problemo lad, tell me if you manage to snag a qt
>tfw that one girl blocked me out of shame the day after sending pics

>>8215226
im not too concerned i just don't want my monotone to carry over into my girl voice as well

>>8215225
thats my favorite candid/unedited faye so far

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>>8215206
Cartman is a cis guy
>>8215224
I was an unironic /pol/ and /r9k/ poster for a few years

>>8215224
i indulge in the misogyny when im feeling raw, but im actually not an autist. i know it cuts both ways. womyn mess guys around for attention, guys mess womyn around for sex. it just makes me feel better to use the i fucking hate womyn meme because then im just one o' the guys.

>>8215218
you're an asshole too pretty often but in like the smug liberal way instead of the mra bro way

>>8215225
kill yourself faggot

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hey guys. im a straightish dude and i don't really know where else to ask this.

all of my past relationships have been with girls that were never really interested in my hobbies or the stuff that i like and i wanted to meet a girl transitioning hoping they would share some of my hobbies and see if i could ever make that work.

where would i even go about meeting someone like this. i want to try something new that doesn't feel fake.

also no im not some fat creepy dude. im legit ok looking dude, somewhat mentally stable and just curious.

>>8215224
https://clyp.it/5tjlspgw

>>8215236
yeah bro iktf about being one of the guys too

>>8215239
do you live in wisconsin

>>8215222
Angie are you memeing about your voice as well now? When will it end?
>>8215224
Dude I was unironically worshipping the Supreme Gentleman™ up until early 2016.
>>8215235
I can't imagine you being /pol/. D-did you use to hate black people? it's ok I won't judge I was just as fucked up in repression, see above.

>>8215224
>tfw no nim bf in highschool

>>8215240
what would they do buddi alines

>>8215239
right here, my good man.

let me tell you now, ive been chasing trannies round these parts for 3 years now. let me take you under my wing, young chaser.

>>8215224
I always thought boys and girls were equal from as far back as I can remember

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>>8215230
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jl1lshgepU >;3

>>8215239
What are your hobbies then?

>>8215242
no ;~; i live in the uk.

>>8215228
Just get excited about EVERTHING
I'm glad I work somewhere where even the cis women are autistic so being monotone comes with the territory and I don't have to worry about it

>>8215239
if you want to date a guy date a guy. or just fucking get some friends.

>>8215248
are you cute

>>8215243
I'm not memeing
When you heard my voice in skype, that was last type I actually spoke.
I haven't poken since then

>>8215241
NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE A PRETTY YOUNG WOMAN AND I'M GOING TO MARRY YOU ONE DAY AND MAKE YOU MY WIFE FOREVER

i mean, uh, if that's cool with you

>>8215244
i was really shy in high school, you probably wouldn't have even known i existed

i had a gf that would push me up against a wall behind the school and kiss me when i said i was too nervous to tho

>>8215223
BY THE WAY BLOCK THAIS IMMEDIATELY

I honestly think I would date anyone who shows me affection and is somewhat nice to me at this point

i'm so lonely and i keep dreaming about guys and I wake up and its so depressing

>>8215255
i'm decent looking. some find me handsome. my problem is i'm a bit thin. have some nice shoulder muscles, but i'm looking to bulk up.

>>8215247
they asked, asked me if they refer to me by a feminized version of my name, they asked if they could stroke my hair, & they gave me hugs @ times that i felt were inappropriate.
college women aren't like that, so i don't feel weird in college

>>8215253
maybe it'll be easier once the hormones start making me look even faggier and people start treating me that way

i just get self-conscious about being seen as gay in public, it's silly i know

>>8215251
the usual you would find on here. vidya, music, shows, anime.
>>8215254
i don't want to date a guy tho. im not attracted to male bodies. also i have friends but i want someone to spend a lot of time with and be close to.

>>8215223
Here you have some pics of me
http://www.mediafire.com/file/50ac67pd5ykuwsj/338.zip

>>8215261
asl?

>>8215256
Did you hear what I sounded like???? How do you think I feel???????

>>8215264
sounds comf

it's only americans that have Wizard of Oz as like, a staple childrens movie, right?

>>8215257
y-you want me to be your wife?

>>8215275
sure you're pretty cool
:D

>sex drive steadily fell since the fall
>null response to everything now

what do? could this be seasonal affective disorder? a product of my anxiety disorder which got worse over the same time? should i start taking progesterone?

>>8215250
I'm not a little girl okay I am a strong alpha male with the blood of samurai and ancient shaolin masters in me

>>8215273
no, i saw it on vhs and i'm a brit

>>8215271
I've become a mute
Wouldn't matter if my voice was good.

You can't fix broken

>>8215270
23/gender is OVER/wisconsin

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>>8215225
It's tough being attractive enough that your ex feels like she needs to photoshop things, talk about your body, and threaten you after you broke up

>>8215273
that shit is scary senpai
I guess it has a nice message but I don't think I understood it as a kid anyway

>>8215277
what would i have to do

>>8215268
>anime
Into the trash. Shame I'm British as well.

>>8215283
oh no
a yank.
you'll have to marry me str8 away - i need that greencard, sorry.

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>>8215287
>faye still expects people will believe THESE pictures are the edited ones
sad!

>>8215258
Hm, ok

>>8215206
It's not that weird once you get to know these people.

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>>8215279
this is what i picture when you say that you have the blood of a samurai.
also, shaolin monks are celibate. so how did that happen?

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>>8215279
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ISG63mGevD

>>8215298
how the hell was i supposed to know that

>>8215292
let me take you on a date to Mississippi

>>8215296
ye she was my dommy mommy

is that cool

>>8215302
what's in mississippi

>>8215303
That's pretty gay

>>8215243
Yeah I used to. I parroted every /pol/ opinion ("blacks are literal subhumans, women are dumb whores, everyone that isn't a white cis straight person is a disgusting degenerate, etc.")
We do dumb things sometimes to repress feelings
>>8215304
Not much desu
Biloxi is nice tho

>>8215304
obesity

>>8215304
well idk
i just wanna see me some dixie

>>8215293
o-oh ok...

are there many brits around here?

>>8215299
I was halfway through reading the navy seals copypasta but I got bored rip

I hate being a huge hulking man
This body of mine is beyond fucked

>>8215294
that sounds fine to me

>>8215311
You gotta read it with feeling!

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>>8215306
It's okay.

>>8215305
how mari i was a boy getting pushed around by a girl

>>8215312
i bet you're under 5'10 lol

>>8215308
seems like a bad time

wanna go to disney world instead

>>8215258
>i had a gf that would push me up against a wall behind the school and kiss me when i said i was too nervous to tho
that p cute

>>8215321
You were a repressed girl pushed around by another girl

>>8215317
I could but I have a cold and my throat hurts to talk out loud.

I CAN be expressive with my voice.. it's just even out in public I never talk unless I absolutely need to.

I even just wave or make hand signals when I can instead of talking.

>>8215324
I'm 5'9 but am very very broad

>>8215265
Silly but understandable anyway
Takes time but you'll get over that eventually I'm sure

>>8215311
https://clyp.it/mtr3nd0q
How could you get bored it's so fun

tfw HRT has made me attracted to nonpassing/early MtFs
tfw once they look like women I lose all interest

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>>8215311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00LR7DOtjbv

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>>8215326
>i had a gf that would push me up against a wall behind the school and kiss me when i said i was too nervous to tho
i had something very similar happen. the bell rang, the break was over. she pushed me against the wall. she told me she likes me, waited on me to kiss her and i just dipped out because she was a bit chubby.

oh the regret

>>8215316
LET'S DO IT

>>8215334
>https://clyp.it/mtr3nd0q
gr8 voice famalam

>>8215309
Uhh, Robin (Norfolk), Titchbits (Cambridgeshire), Trashy (Glasgow), Nicole (London), Me (London), Oryx (London), Frogposter (London), Vanessa (Hampshire), Lissy (Hampshire), Basic (Belfast???)

>>8215278
super helpful guys

>>8215261
Hi. I too am emotionally starved and looking for someone to talk to.

>>8215334
My voice will never be this good

>>8215334
Listening to myself talk and my own voice bores me to death.

>>8215338
I actually seriously considered joining the Navy for some time. I'm a fairly good marksman.

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I love having money to throw at everything

>>8215335
same
also i always crush on passing/almost passing super late (past 30) transitioners