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/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

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•Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
•Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
•Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
•Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
•Reducing Musclehttp://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
•Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
•Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
•Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
•Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
•Discord: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY
•IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

Previous thread - >>8214724
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>>8216432
Spicy is good today :) My nose is so stuffy. How are you?
>>8216435
I need to eat breakfast! I am good! :) How are you?
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Buddi thread
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anime was a mistake
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im sad
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>>8216455
can we watch anime together
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Why are trees so big? It's getting windy now I hope no large branches fall and kill me.
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>>8216426
Yes I think so.
>>8216431
Just show her parents all the NHS horror stories on r/transgenderuk. And I was referred last year February, still haven't had an appointment.
>>8216435
Yeah I'm making a gradual switch too.
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>always write off injections because state laws against ordering hypodermic needles
>lots of injection talk last week
>why not try ordering some, you never know
>everything gets here, the filter needles, prep wipes, everything

FBI is going to bust down my apartment door any second aren't they.
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>>8216466
FINE
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>>8216463
me too
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>>8216455
Anime encourages transsexualism (good), but also encourages transbianism (bad), so it's kind of a double-edged sword really.
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Is zna an old trip or a total newfag?
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>>8216483
do you think things will get better
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>>8216450
I'm fine today
Just packing and trying to get my room ready for move out on Sunday
>>8216469
I bought a couple cheap tops and some comfy capris at Wal-Mart, but I worry that people will notice that the shirts are women's shirts
Nobody's commented on my jeans that I always wear, so I'm guessing not
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>>8216469
>>8216471


Ty ty! thanks a bunch ^-^
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transbianism is good
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>>8216487
I second this question
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>>8216467
Trees are big because they reach for the sun.
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>>8216473
>state laws against ordering hypodermic needles
Please tell me America isn't this retarded?
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>>8216487
old anon who got tricked into tripping relatively recently
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>>8216148 #
I am
Korra is just sperging out and needs to calm down

>>8216157 #
I wish it wasn't the case but it's true sadly

>>8216176 #
Lol I'm not even in the list
True but when they are seen as second class citizen of not attractive
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If someone passes pre hrt and is 16, close to 17, what are the chances waiting until 18 would be too long???
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>>8216487
she's new, comes here to watch grace get slutty with anons
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>>8216503
yes, some states are.
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>>8216503
cypro isn't fda approved in america either lol
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>>8216496
If I wanted to see two guys fucking each other I would watch gay porn.
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>>8216488
doesn't seem like it
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>>>/r9k/36726435
>You are ten times worse than furries. You lost to sissy hypno and s-stuttering. You fucked up. You are infertile. Your life will end at 30. Half of the political spectrum wants to kill you. Guys will leave you for a biological woman because you can't have kids.
Damn.
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>>8216508
high...
self med if needed.
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>>8216503
thanks fewf apparently mine isn't
>>8216512
so stupid they can't just look at medical research from other countries honestly
like where is the logic
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>>8216496
>transbianism is good
It's far more productive and fulfilling to be in a relationship with a cis male than it is to be with another transgender girl. It's okay to go through a transbian phase, as long as you settle down with a nice boy after you've gotten it out of your system.
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>>8216504
So a troll or a chaser?
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>>8216515
if trannies are men then trannies fucking guys is also two guys fucking each other why are anti-transbian posters literally all drooling imbeciles
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>>8216506
How does Korra know what I look like? ;_; Is my pics circulating!?
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>>8216518
it's even funnier the second time you're posting it! laughing out loud!
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>>8216509
That sounds stupid I don't know why people still put up with it.
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>>8216515
i guess watching is all you'll ever do huh :>
>>8216523
girls rule boys drool desu
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>>8216431
I'm on an 18+ month waiting list to my first GIC appointment in Nottingham, with an infamously gatekeeping doctor, currently about 9 months into it, been self-medding for 18 months, yet every GP in my local clinic still refuses to give me a bridging prescription because the clinic administration have told them not to do them to avoid "encouraging people"

>>8216433
you have my name??
my discord is https://discord.gg/bYbumBD if you want

>>8216469
yeah some parts of the country have waiting lists to first appointments of 4+ years
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>>8216518
>/r9k/
Lmao who cares about those basement dwellers
>>8216512
Land of the free desu
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>>8216523
tfw no nice boy to make bf :(
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>>8216523
>productive
S P O O K Y
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>>8216503
>>8216471
Just to update you both

"thank you lots sirona
say thx to your friends too pls"

We did a good!
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>>8216536
>boys drool
all depends on who's posting pictures really
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>>8216550
Don't tempt me
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>>8216525
uh, neither - what makes you think she's either of those things?
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>tfw no injections to force my face and body to get the message and feminize
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im going to transition and live as a girl in a new city being a standup comedian with a youtube channel and working in IT. One year in my standup or about two ill come out as trans and my youtube channel will be trans.


These are my goals in life.

Hopefully i find love money and fame.
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>>8216288
Literally what in the world are you talking about
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Who lives in utah and wants to be my friend/possible roommate, I'm lonely and too shy to talk to people and my current roommates are all mean and too loud
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>when Bae call u "pretty" but u handsome
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>shopping g Witt mom and bro
>she's picking out blouses for me
>brother is dying
>go change in men's room
>come out
>he's like what the fuck ever
>glances at my tits
>guys coming in are like whut .-.
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>>8216508
NEED MORE OPINIONS PLS
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>>8216566
;w;

I totally would, but I'm not in utah...
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>>8216526
Many times an mtfg poster fucking a guy is also two gay guys fucking but they're more likely to keep it in gaygen.

It's never cute when a so called transgender doesn't make a shred of effort and expects it to be like their yuri animes. That shit is fucking stupid at least pass before you hype it up.
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reminder no straight man who isn't a desperate loser will want you
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>>8216571
Just order HRT ASAP. Do not wait.
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>>8216577
w-wrong!
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>>8216578
It's not me, it's someone who likely can't do this
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>>8216558
Because of her posts and you said she was anon.
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anyone else think they look nice in the mirror, then take a picture and want to start themselves on fire?
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>>8216569
Why do you torture yourself?
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>>8216527
Korra is a known doxxer.
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>>8216591
YES. Replace art with picture of myself
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>>8216496
yes

>>8216527
lol don't freak out. you posted an unsee a little while back and I remember thinking that you looked like a pretty cis girl. to my knowledge there aren't any pics of your floating around
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>>8216591
>>8216568
Yes.
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>>8216582
Then order them for her.
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>>8216576
what the fuck are you even rambling about

was this post written by a schizophrenic
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Why do you all think I'm such a horrible person lmao. Like can I have emotions too? I'm not one dimensional. Some days I feel nice and some days I'm aware I don't look how I want to. Why am I called a liar?
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>>8216605
sleep on beep hed
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>>8216584
not all anons are trolls and chasers - i mean, this is an anonymous imageboard after all
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>>8216599
I'm gonna try, but there's a chance it might not work
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>>8216576
>trans bodies are disgusting basically

no
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>>8216573
where are you??
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>>8216597
>only people I didn't post on my list don't pass
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>>8216597
Oh, thank you :)
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>>8216605
>say shit like irl I don't pass and everyone I talked to and seen today called me a man

>days later say you are pretty and passing and everyone irl called you a girl and guys flirted with you


that's lying beep.... like on the literal sense of it. people get tired of contradicting stories and it makes you lose credibility....
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>comfi epson salt soak bath
>pizza soon
this is nice
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Stupid nigger faggots
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>>8216613
what's the situation? how come it might not work?
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>>8216615
Over the seas and far away, by which I mean the UK.

Sorry...
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>>8216605
you kinda volley between "i pass" and "people see me as a man" pretty often
but honestly I get that because I feel that way too
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>Have cold
>Blew nose really hard
>Now one ear feels funny
>Hearing in it kinda muffled
I'm scared, Will I never hear Coltrane again? ;_; I feel kinda dizzy too
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>>8216577
Jokes on you im dying alone.

>>8216591
Every day.
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>>8216623
Ohhhhhhhhh can we share the pizza? :O I am so hungry!
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>on the way to bathroom in boymode
>right before entering the bathroom feel large black mans hand on my shoulder
>"no no that's the mens"
>what
>"you almost accidentally went to the mens restroom"
>panic and drop into my deepest voice and say I'm a man

Ayy lmao
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>>8216515
gay porn is gr8 senpai
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Fucking faggot cucks
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Worked from 07:00 to 22:00 and now im exhausted
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>>8216636
it's my food for tomorrow too though :(
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I don't get it
Korra use to be so sweet but now she's a major cunt
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>>8216577
excuse me, but what's wrong with desperate losers exactly?
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>>8216639
That's hot.
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>>8216631
Chew some gum, your eustacian tubes have pressure trapped in them. The chewing motion will cause them to drain into your throat slowly

Alternatively, drink eucalyptus tea, or put garlic in your ear. I think the gum is the most efficient action, but eucalyptus works the best
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>>8216591
both want to set on fire desu
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>>8216623
ooo that sounds comf
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>>8216624
based...
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>>8216616
????

lists are cancer. that was a brief answer to a question of who I think pass. it's not a full lost of every person here. off the top of my head is an expression that means only stuff I can think of at this moment without deep thought or using other resources

>>8216620
np qt. i dont think many other pipe saw it either because it was only up for like 10 mins and you never posted another one again
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>>8216602
>>8216614
>crazy defense
You guys are a fucking joke. A transbian isn't even a lesbian it's an unpassing tranny exclusively attracted to other unpassing trannies. Other people wont find you attractive just for saying you're a girl now.
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if you were on a sinking ship and could either save me or your entire immediate family who would you save
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>>8216626
Parents want her to wait til 18
If her parents don't come around and they find out about it
In that worse case scenario I wanna know if she'll be okay
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>$2200 in eBay sales in last 60 days
>still broke

I hope everyone is doing better than me today
Pic related my Subaru
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>>8216665
>trans lesbians inherently can never pass
this is why I'm saying you're insane
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>>>/pol/123818920

who has a higher life expectency.

tranny me or repressing me?
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>>8216667
Probably you, if I can extort a promise out of you to be my new family
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Ive decided to become a traveling freak tranny who wants to run away with me.
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>>8216665
i mean you're just saying trans women are men so like idek what response you want from us lol
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>>8216650
Okay. What about a decongestant? I may go out and buy one. hat does the garlic do?
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>>8216644
Oh :( Nevermind then! I'll bring some popcorn!
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>>8216658
I've been gone what feels like all day so it's really nice ^^
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>>8216678
you'll become a tranny when you're 40 so the question is malformed
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>>8216664
I never posted an unsee though :S So someone else must of posted it
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>>8216686
The garlic causes your capiliaries to shrink, and the decongestant will have nothing on eucalyptus, and cost about as much really. Vicks vaporub, or their inhaler should work plenty fine. Disolve a tablespoon of their vaporub in a basin of hot water and inhale the steam, you'll be surprised what it does for your head
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>>8216605
there is like one person or a few people who only come here to harass and try to make people feel bad. you can tell when they start getting I'm a conversation with themselves because it will be 2 (supposedly mby same person idk) anons talking for like half an hour about how this person is so terrible they are liars they betrayed everyone here they should committ suicide etc
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>>8216678
the "failed straight male" meme makes so little sense when i contrast it with how my actual life has gone i just look at it as if it was a surreal painting i cant possibly understand since i was like, a successful bisexual male before my repression imploded
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>>8216667

You probably weigh less than my entire immediate family, so probably you.
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>>8216593
I'm a boy

But I got these cute shoes
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>>8216667
let all of us drown together uwu
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>>8216688
ive been doing nothing all day Dx
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>>8216639
i wish everywhere just had unisex washrooms
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>>8216682
im down.

Im being dead serious. Im pretransition rn but im going to be a travelling tranny insane jester
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>>8216697
Same... I was actually a very successful male who dated beautiful women and had a nice career building.

The failed male meme is literally one of the dumbest lol.
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>>8216671
yeah it's important that she'd be safe and okay
so are her parents pretty supportive but just want her to wait?
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>>8216667
You!
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>>8216664
You used to be nice
What happened?
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>>8216707
at least make sure to stay hydrated and eat!!
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>>8216667
you, I'd inherit.
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>>8216719
lol
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>>8216667
You and my twin bro and little gym bro
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>>8216682
no come move to utah and be my roommate I need friends
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>>8216712
I would've probably gone on to get married with my now ex if it didn't turn out I was a tranny all along. It's for the best though, I loved her a lot but if I stayed with her she would've had to cope with me committing suicide around age 40 because of repression.
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20
Come out to Dad today, Mum 2 days ago
Dad was cool about it, he always knew
But he didn't want me taking random pills off the internet :( I had bought 2 months worth of cypro and progy from Inhouse but he thinks it's cyanide or some shit and took them from me
I cried all day and I just feel shit, I'm making an appointment with my GP tomorrow about getting referred
I'm from the UK btw
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>>8216621
Passing is not stealth. I can be pretty and still be a boy. People can call Mr a girl despite looking like a pretty boy. I'm not contradicting myself or lying. I'm just being happy when I'm accepted and feel nice.
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>>8216729
>from the uk
Enjoy getting your hormones in 3 years
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>>8216718
okay!!

im getting more water now
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>>8216729
Why are you still living at your parents flat at 20!? :O
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tfw at 16 you actually fell for the agp failed straight man meme even though you knew you were bi
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>>8216732
Ex-fucking-actly, thats why I've been feeling terribly shit :'(
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>>8216729
how did you come out im sitting in my car rn trying to figure out how to do it
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>>8216736
is that not normal?
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>>8216731
This
Beep is the only one here that talks sense
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>>8216715
I'm not totally sure, but I think so
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>>8216736
Most of my friends are 23-27 all live at home. Job market in New York outside a few very select regions is actually fucking trash. Yeah you COULD man a register for minimum wage.... Or you could... Kill yourself and do heroin.
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>>8216693
hmm my mistake then, it might have been someone else im confusing for you or you just posted a regular pic.

but the pic im thinking of was a light skinned black girl that looked almost hispanic and had big bewbs and long hair sry if thats not you )':

>>8216717
im fairy nice most of the time but make no mistake about it i do have a fiery side when i get mad or feel strongly about something

im not one of those girls that can only be one emotion or sweet 24/7 i tend to shift between emotions depending on what's going on. generally speaking tho i do consider myself nice but snarky as long as i like someone. I'm an outright unpleasant bitch to people I don't like do maybe you caught me at a time I wasn't ignoring someone I don't like
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>>8216723
uwu
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>>8216729
buy some more and don't tell him + hide them
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>>8216503
All you need to know is that most red states are retarted especially in the south
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>>8216736
No one wants to hire me :/
Maybe they can see how fucking weird I am
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>>8216748
if you're working min wage you need at least 2 jobs to afford most places
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>>8216742
Nope!
>>8216748
They've been saying that same thing for years about millennials :(
>>8216750
That sounds like me xD IDK I am so confused
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>>8216677
>>8216684
Don't have a panic attack or brain seizure just because people don't think that bullshit is as hot as you seem to think it is.
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>>8216750
>tfw not like by Korra
D-do I get a merit badge, trophy or points for the achievement?
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>>8216731
>I pass
>jk I dont pass
>jk jk I pass again

Call it what you want but I'm telling you that's why people don't believe your stories like they don't believe faye. You flip flop between one extreme to the next and contradict yourself often and don't seem to understand that people dislike that.
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>>8216752
Not enough money atm, I bought them to try it out, which I was trying to tell him but he wouldn't listen
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>>8216762
wait do you think trans lesbians have relationships to make OTHER people think it's hot? if im dating some other trans girl its for herself and for me not for some anonymous lunatic in 4chan jesus christ. do you even know how humans work, am i secretly talking to an alien???
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babytrans pretransition here

what are some skills you should learn as a woman? changing a babies diaper? Im being serious...

Getting flexible...i feel weird being a tgirl not lifting and everything...curious how to make myself a better woman...
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>>8216696
I know but new friends come in and read dumb lies and then repeat them. Now people literally think I lie because my life is dynamic and I go outside sometimes.
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>>8216762
i think you're the one having a seizure over something that literally doesn't affect you in any way
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>>8216729
Can you afford to go to a private doc and get then sooner?
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>>8216767
Everything on the internet is 100% serious 100% of the time. Also see my other post
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>>8216774
How to walk, how to talk, and how to be confident
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>>8216774
changing your own diap
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>>8216741
Messaged my mum telling her all of it late at night, then told her what I was planning to do
Then a day after my mum told my Dad and he had to mull it over and then finally, today, we spoke about it

I really think it depends on your parents and how obvious you had been in the past
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>>8216774
no maki literally just be yourself (do what you feel like)
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>>8216782
I'm a 100 serious about making you my head maid
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>>8216781
No, I don't think so :/
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>>8216735
drink a gallon!
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>>8216790
Stop being creepy dude
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>>8216776
Beep is literally Faye 2.0. You're really unstable and lie so often that you can't keep your stories straight. For the record, I used to like you, but all the lying for attention made me distance myself from you. If you would just own up to what you did instead of playing coy it would be okay, but since you insist on lying and then pretending you didn't, you became one of my least favorite dishonest posters.
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>>8216777
why do you have creepy lesbian pics of anime highschool girls
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>>8216790
Stay the fuck away from Beep. You've hurt her enough.

I hate how you abuse her lack of self confidence and body image issues. You rejected her and made her feel like shit.

And now when its convenient for you, you are suddenly now chasing after her again.

DESPITE two threads ago you said you have a girl friend...
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>>8216797
They are not even good anime pics.
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>>8216797
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>>8216767
kys you'reself
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>>8216802
Probably just kicked someone's AGP into overdrive
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>>8216792
Uhh Eva, you know too much water can be toxic right?
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>>8216795
For more proof of you lying constantly look at your own words. It's not even been one thread and you're already contradicting yourself. You just admitted to being a liar and then tried to write the whole thing off as a joke because lel this is the internet everyone lies sometimes amirite.
>>8216782
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>>8216795
who's your favorite dishonest poster then?
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if you had to share a blowjob with an mtfg trip who would it be? Ie, cooperating with a trip on blowing a penis, not blowing the trip
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>>8216795
no she's faye lite or faye ultra-lite jr
she's not THAT insane or that much of a nonstop liar

other than the detrans thing (which bothered me because I was actually sad for her what it happened) nothing she's said is even close to faye level
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>>8216811
Bitter autism the post
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>>8216809
it's a joke :b
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>>8216812
Kayla. She admits to being a pathological liar and owns up to it. She's really entertaining sometimes especially when she has a meltdown.
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>>8216818
jeez you asked for why then get mad when people tell you their thoughts on it
don't ask why if you don't want to know or if people's explanations won't be good enough for you or will upset you

cause obviously its not just one angry autist
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>>8216792
3 liters!!
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>>8216815
Edie

Maybe I could get some cash out of it
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i dont pass but i did once
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>>8216787
troo but i want to try being the best i can be and push myself.

>>8216785
oh my...

>>8216783
how to talk is important. Walk also :3
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>>8216815
I would cooperate with Snickerdoodle on sucking my own dick.
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>>8216817
>>8216818
See. This is why public opinion of Beep goes down over time. Instead of admitting to her lying, she just goes on this cocky, arrogant faye-ish posting spree attacking the person presenting undeniable facts as being jealous of her looks. She did it before maybe a month ago when some anons proved that she lied about detransitioning and she's doing it again now.
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>>8216828
I'm not sure that's how it works. Just because you work in the sex industry it doesn't mean you inherently get cash every time you blow someone.
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>>8216829
I pass but I never have
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>>8216835
Prove me wrong :^)
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>>8216827
I've been getting better at drinking water lately, I got these orange flavored water things that are good, they don't have sugar or anything in them either!
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Lol fine I guess I'll leave as long as everyone here thinks I'm shit
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>>8216834
I just don't get why she literally asked why people call her a liar and then got upset when people answered

like was everyone supposed to just say 'ohhh nooo we don't think that'??
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uwu
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12882145
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>>8216844
i love you dont listen to autims
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Blueberry muffins make everything right in the world. I feel like it's the only snack I've enjoyed recently.
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HEY WHAT'S UP LOSERS

a NEW, extreme, 100% trutrans room for only the best /mtfg/ trans around!

https://tinychat com/gaypissbabies
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>>8216844
>you can check out anytime you like
>but you can never leavee
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>>8216825
I legit want to like beep but I can't because when I catch glimpses of her real personality it really disappointed me how vain and arrogant she really is where she's not doing the fake woe is me persona. I really wish faye didn't mess with her head like she did last year, because beep become a horrible person after she stopped trusting people and instead became a pathological liar. Maybe not as bad as faye but definitely as frequent as Kayla.
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>>8216844
don't do self-pity manipulation stuff pls I like you but idk why you're ignoring feedback you literally asked for
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>>8216851
>not called stew and brew
#disappoting
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>>8216815
Nim or elanna cause I'd get a chance to learn from the best!
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Hi laddies
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>>8216853
I agree with this 100%
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>>8216844
hugg
>>8216850
chocolate chip muffins are superior
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>>8216840
oooo what are they called

>>8216859
what do you mean the best wtf
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>>8216866
you're the best!
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>>8216854
This. Beep has become extremely manipulative and uses self pity as a tool to get attention. It's very dishonest and what's called humble bragging. I just want it to stop because she's better than that. She just did it last thread with that passing list thing, then tried to play dumb about it, as if everyone here is braindead and can't see through things like that. It makes me sad desu. =/
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>>8216866
they think you're a qt that's what they mean!

>>8216864
different tastes, i never really liked chocolate much :p
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Ya'll are entertaining as hell with your drama
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>>8216845
i think because people are just repeating it and never giving any evidence.
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>>8216869
but im not for blowjobs

>>8216873
oh i like being told im qt ^^
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Nap time bbiab :D
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>>8216866
it's naturally flavored seltzer water I think, I like it since I don't have to worry about having to brush teeth again and I can store it nearby so I don't forget to drink
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>>8216879
Sweet^2 nim
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>>8216872
it looks like she was being confident.
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>>8216879
>but im not for blowjobs
You could teach me other stuff while we're doing it tho.
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>>8216873
i love chocolate chip anything desu
chocolate chip bagels are so yummy
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>>8216876
I really enjoy your simpsons pics. Do you make them yourself or is there some sort of site for them?

>>8216879
I think you're cute
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>>8216891
>anything but everything, onion or sun dried tomatoe
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>>8216876
what drama
what i miss
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>>8216893
Some are my OC but most are from Simpsons shitposting
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>>8216878
If you pay attention to Beep's posts and read them you start to notice that they don't make sense in relation to each other.

>>8216888
Being confident isn't the same thing as saying if you criticize my bad behavior then you're only doing it because I'm prettier than you and your jealous. That's being a arrogant bitch that doesn't have self awareness. Sounds like any trip that post here?
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>brush hair for 5 minutes to get rid of all frizz
>step outside for 10 seconds
>pic related
What the HECK is the point in trying???
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>>8216879
I don't know what you look like, but i'm sure you're qt nim!

>>8216891
tfw i'm a whore for chocolate chip waffles/pancakes. That's like it though. I lied, cookie dough too
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>>8216902
Korra flipped out
Beep is flip flopping
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Really need some dick rn
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>>8216487
New trip, old anon.
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>>8216910
omg cookie dough
haven't had it in forever
>>8216896
pleb post
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>>8216913
what's beep spazzing out about?
i saw the korra drama
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>>8216906
iktf

>>8216893
>>8216910
t-thanks

>>8216889
but ill still have to do that lewd thing!

>>8216883
lil angie

>>8216881
oh i thought it was like a flavoring you add to water :(
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>>8216919
how old we talkin
old enough to remember feefs?
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>>8216924
I'm sure you can get stuff like that too!
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>>8216913
>korra flipped out

?? i just get irritated af when people use that shit ass hugbox meme. all it does is encourage the board to be toxic and promotes very poor self image

you want to see real non ironic hugboxing go to susan's and lurk or reddit that's hugboxing. 4chan and mtfg is nothing like that
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>>8216924
>but ill still have to do that lewd thing!
I think it might make us better friends to share an intimate moment!
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i want to take criticism but god you guys are fucking retarded sometimes. how many times are we going to go over the faking detransing thing? ive admitted to it a bunch of times already!! i was going to actually do it too but ended up not. how am i lying about anything??????? especially for saying i dont and do pass??? passing is entirely subjective.
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>>8216910
>I don't know what you look like
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>>8216923
Just her flip flopping about on passing and not passing

>>8216924
I wish I was lil
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>>8216930
I've been coming here off and on for about three-ish years, so really it's 'old' instead of old.
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>>8216936
desu i get the feeling you have just 1 autistic anon obsessed with you
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>>8216932
i might look into it!

>>8216935
but then id be a lewd!

>>8216939
saaame
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>>8216933
But you clearly can't pick out the differences from male and female features
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>>8216936
>I don't have self awareness and can't take honest criticism: the post

Dude just stop lying about everything and making up fake stories lmao.
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>>8216942
r u me?
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>>8216906
Your eyes tho
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>>8216945
Is being lewd bad?
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>>8216943
the only person thats ever brought any of this up with a trip on is charlotte soooo idk..im not saying its her but she has reason to not like me bc i wouldnt move in with her lol
>>8216949
ok
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>>8216956
yes!
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>>8216950
Yep, we've got DID.
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>>8216922
go get some, just buy like one of those rolls, u might get sick but it's totally worth it. At least imo it is
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>>8216906
hairspray...
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>>8216951
What .~.
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>>8216957
will you move in with me instead?
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I wonder why everyone's so riled up, they should relax with some 20 dollar cocktails With me
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>>8216968
Pretty af
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>>8216968
it looks really pretty
>>8216966
definitely worth
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>>8216973
Thought you were a man?
Men don't drink cocktails
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turned on f.lux and my screen is all yellow now uwu
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>>8216958
why??
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>>8216973
Only if you're paying
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>>8216974
>>8216975
Oh thanks >.>
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>>8216936
sadly you are the new target of the trolls.

>>8216976
"Shaken, not stirred"
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>>8216967
what if you're a dumdum and don't know anything about hairspray
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>>8216776
it fucking sucks but it's the nature of this website you can't tell who they are and you can't ban them because mods don't care about anything
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>>8216982
that's not a fucking cocktail you absolute dork
a fucking martini is in no way a cocktail omfg
pls
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>>8216978
because its scary :(
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>>8216985
There are tutorials on the web.
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>>8216933
I've seen Susan/Reddit tier hugboxing here in the pass threads
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>>8216990
>The martini is a cocktail made with gin and vermouth, and garnished with an olive or a lemon twist. Over the years, the martini has become one of the best-known mixed alcoholic beverages. Wikipedia
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>>8216996
ehh im not good at following that stuff >>
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>>8216980
Of course I always buy
>>8216976
Did I tell you about my curse, every time I order a drink it ends up pink, pick related cucumber gin cocktail
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>>8216987
pro-tip: kayla is the jan, get her onside and you're golden
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>>8216948
passing is a complex thing that factors in a lot of stuff that isn't just a still picture

a tranny can I fact be ugly and still pass irl to normies 90% of the time if all her other areas of presenting are acceptable even if she has some male features

on the flip side a tranny can NOT pass even if she is both pretty and has a female looking face because of other factors.

the face isn't the end all be all of passing even if it is an important component there several things that go into passing but mtfg in general just doesn't seem to grasp that

Shit you can have pictures labeled as passing till the day you die and never once pass irl and get gendered male 24/7 the only REAL test of passing is to go outside around normies and see how you're previewed and treated

but of course a few girls are SO delusional they think that even real life is hugboxing (somehow??) so being seen and treated as a female is still not enough. in those cases I just label them as deluded lost causes that can't be helped

now if you live on a very liberal area that is very trans aware then yes thats a case of hugboxing because they're liberal and progressive and would gender unpassing trendiest female to be nice. but in almost everywhere else normies gender honestly by what they see and perceive not to be nice

the reason I sperg out about it is becsuse I don't want girls falling for 4 chan memes because believing that shit turns real girls that could have had a future onto a pleb or a nim bdd meme lord

you can dismiss this post if you want but my goal is to have as many well adjusted and normal girls living full time and passing as possible and I believe that telling them over and over you don't pass because you are ugly is fucking stupid and destructive. I will tell a girl she doesn't pass but to honestly think that passing and being pretty are the same thing is completely asinine and something out of fantasy land not reality since cis women worldwide can be ugly
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>>8217005
For me they always end up tasting like tea.
I'm trying to break myself of that habit.
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>>8217004
>>8216985
this sort of shit is exactly the reason why people have branded you with the epithet "dumb"

dumb nim
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>>8217014
ye when it comes to stuff like that im dumb
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>>8217008
even if Kayla was the janny she wouldn't delete any posts she's too busy with her sissy erotica
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>>8217011
I'm not sure about that
Face is the biggest factor
If the face doesn't pass the rest becomes very questionable
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>>8217011
>on the flip side a tranny can NOT pass even if she is both pretty and has a female looking face because of other factors
s-scary
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>tfw no qt passable mtf gf who lives in nyc
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>>8217001
you are mentally retarded and no one should trust anything you say about passing
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>>8217018
she didnt used to
she got a few of us banned and had posts deleted back in the day let me tell you
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>>8217024
ill be in nyc next year but im not passable
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>>8217029
i thought you have gf
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>>8217030
ye and im gonna get to see her when i go to nyc :3
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>>8217033
why you are responding to people looking for gf then
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>>8217030
>i thought you have gf
nim likes to conveniently leave that out when she's hunting for boys
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>>8217020
voice and face are the two biggest factors imo. you can have a hon dad bod and still pass if those two can carry the rest

but you do want your everything to be as close to presentable as possible because if you have too many inconsistent features even a trans unaware normie will start to examine your more closely. you wanna blend in as much as you can compared to other cis girls in your area unless you are supremely confident in your passing ability

>>8217022
>face like a model
>voice like Caitlin Jenner

hmm I wonder why this fictional girl is getting gendered male when she talks
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>>8217038
i was just sayin
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>>8217033
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>>8217040
fictional girl!?!? >:(
>>
korra are you actually talking about me or?
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>>8217041
okay. will you and Eva open up the relationship eventually and invite so boys over? just to spice things up you know
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>>8217043
i could find out any day after today if i got off my waiting list!
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>>8217047
no that'd make me sad :(
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>>8217049
that is really exciting!
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>>8216808
Few things posted here do not kick it into overdrive.
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>>8216710
I'm in too. I have a guitar and a fancy camera we can pawn if we need food and some cash saved. Where do you live I can do 2 months anywhere in the country - I've done this twice before so I'm also deadly serious. I did ny to cali and back 2 months under 1k spent not including gear which as another 1k.

>>8216682
Where are you located where are you looking to go and do you camp?
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>>8217044
well i mean in the example

>face like a model
>voice like jenner

im using an imaginary trans girl not anyone in particular

>>8217045
??????????????
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>>8217062
oh ye

gotta get back into voice..
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How to induce lactation?
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>>8216682
:3
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>>8217054
just think about it. it could be a great bonding experience and make your love even stronger
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>>8217011
But I thought I was the bdd lord
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>>8217040
Does anyone have exact passing / non passing trials

Boobs does it
Hair is extremely important
Clothes and voice help , but you can pass with a boy voice boy clothes and boobs with long hair
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>>8217071
how is that a bonding experience :(
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>>8217073
angie just post arsehole already
christ
>>
Not sure how long I slept but my throat hurts a lot less now!
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>>8217081
*jams my entire head down your throat*
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>>8217067
have a boyfriend suck your nipples desu

>>8217066
yeah it's really important and necessary to pass
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>>8217083
maybe when i switch off cypro

it messes with my motivation
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>>8217082
That's an awful tiny head.
>>
hey
what happened to rawr?
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>>8217091
caught a clue and got on with her life.
>>
Hey, does anybody else ever find folks from /mtfg/ out in the wild?

Like a year or two ago I found Angie in a photo with one of my brother's girlfriend's friends.
Somewhat recently I found out that like two or three of you are friends of some of my queer friends on facebook.
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hmmmmmm
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Fuck it I don't find a more relevant thread to post on. I am regretting coming out because I think my body will never look female. I'm already ready for the hon face but I want to know what you think about my body, do you think I have a slight chance? Almost 19 y/o.
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>>8216859
Delet this
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>>8217093
no way,
you don't expect me to believe that shit about rawr, do you?
she was fucking messed up af
but she did have srs didn't she
must have helped i guess
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Korra passes and lives full time, you should listen to her!
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>ywn have a cute transgf to cuddle with
why live

anyone live near Massachusetts?
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>>8217100
No. besides it's too late to delet
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>>8217100
becus elanna dont share dick, honey
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>>8217094
I met haribu irl because she recognized me from a trip collage
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Is it true that your testosterone goes way down if you're fat to obese? Because if yes that sounds like one of better ways to keep T down while you, or in this case I, can't get mones.
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>>8217099
You have a chance.
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jeez, people sure dont like me lately
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>>8217106
There is one in Maine, and another in NH. I think I saw a RI poster.
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>>8217113
Fat tends to store estrogen yes. Obese guys get moobs.
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And I want you to know, I need you to know
I love you so much more each morning
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>>8217124
What happened?
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>>8217124
>tfw no grace to step on me and call me a slut
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>>8217121

Can you please explain why do you think that? I look like I have two hips and by shoulders are huge
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>>8217099
First, A+ for not making another tranny thread.

Your upper body does look unfortunate, but with the right amount of boobs, nobody will care.
>>8217110
I'm glad my face stopped appearing in trip collages years ago, then.
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>>8217135
>First, A+ for not making another tranny thread.
Why not? More tranny threads the more we take over this board. And once the progress bar hits 100% we own this place and everyone has to pay us protection money.

At least that's what GTA thought me.
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>>8217134
your shoulders might get smaller on hrt with less muscle
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>>8217125
The Maine girl is mine, please stay away.
>>8217131
I dunno, I see peeps talkin' shit more than usual recently
>>8217133
I don't think my girlfriend would be too happy if I gone did that
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>>8217135
>First, A+ for not making another tranny thread.

>Your upper body does look unfortunate, but with the right amount of boobs, nobody will care.

Yeah, little me did tons of semi professional kayaking when they were young... I regret it so much. I've been trying not to do upper body exercise but my muscle just won't go away.


As for not creating another thread, preach! I feel like sometimes there's just too much spam.
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>>8217134
Over a few years fat will redistribute increasing your hip size. By loosing weight you can reduce muscle mass, and your waist. Then boob growth. Together they will change a lot.
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>>8215955
>>8215955
I make this face IRL reading posts like these
>>
>took shitloads of caffeine to stay up all night
>now wanna sleep, too buzzed, heart pumping
A bottle of wine will fix this right?
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>>8217124
i feel like were going to get a resurgence of autism...just a hunch
>>
"The Islamic Republic of Iran will pay for anybody who can research and find one single Zionist who is an addict. They do not exist," he said. "This is the proof of their involvement in drugs trade."
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Grace sure is dumb
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>>8217148
omg ur literally gonna die sis
pls leave me ur wigs tho
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>>8217106
Snickerdoodle (MA), Pleb (NYC) and Zna (ME) come to mind.
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>>8217146

>By loosing weight you can reduce muscle mass, and your waist. Then boob growth.


I hope. Do you think boob growth in MtFs is genetic? My mother has very large boobs and I am kinda hopeful that I will at least get half her size, which would be more than enough.
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>>8217148

You're like mtfg's very own Danny Brown.
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>>8217150
i unno
i dont post too much anymore so i dont really know what's happening here
i usually check in and there's the same ol people fighting the same ol drama
>>8217153
Fuck you got me
>>8217159
>Zna
Ahem mine.
>>
West coast is best coast. Is anyone in Oregon?
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>>8217161
Sounds like you have good genetics too. Remember a face can totally change with FFS.
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>>8216770
get on blockers at the least, you can always start estrogen later but you can't reverse masculinisation
deliver to a friend if necessary, hide the pills in vitamin bottles at the bottom of a laptop case
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had a panic attack when getting eyebrows done. why do i even try lmao. even if i somehow pull of a fucking miracle and pass, I'm so socially stunted I would probably never leave the house
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>>8217165
New England is objectively the best region in America. If I could live anywhere in the USA, I'd live somewhere between Lovecraft country and King country
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>>8217161
Breast growth is genetic. You'll usually be 1 cup size smaller than your mother. Your sisters/aunts are a good measure too.
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>>8217094
yeah I get this all the time on Facebook, every tranny on the internet is like one degree of separation from every other tranny on the internet
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>>8217173
>Sounds like you have good genetics too. Remember a face can totally change with FFS.

I don't think you realize just how much better you made me feel, anon. Thank you so so much, i am really grateful. I couldn't breathe properly all day because of the anxiety and now I can even get some sleep.

Thank you
>>
>>8217181
No funs allowed
No stand your ground/castle doctrine
The people are dicks
No culture
Horrible accent
120 degree summers -20 degree winters

We should give New England back to the UK
>>
>>8217185

>You'll usually be 1 cup size smaller than your mother.

Well, even 2 cup sizes smaller would be almost ok, so this is reassuring.
>>
>>8217185
>You'll usually be 1 cup size smaller than your mother.
I'm going to be flat aren't I ;~;
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>>8217195
>We should give New England back to the UK
Maybe you should. If you can't appreciate, I certainly will.

You can keep your dumb, cultureless west coast.
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>>8217165
i visit sometimes
>>
Angie?
>>
>>8217207
yes?
>>
>>8217202
People are completely aggressive and mannerless jerks in New England

I hated driving through there and talking to people
>>
>>8217204
r u rich?
i like rich
>>
>>8217215
why :(
>>
>>8217213
so it's finally confirmed
all trips are just figments of Angie's multiple personality disorder
omfg
>>
>>8217218
i mean, i like you for you
i just want to know that we'll never have to worry about money u no?
it's for our children's benefit.
>>
>>8217219
FUCK
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Its dollar sandwich day at Jimmy Johns.
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Iz my phone trutrans?
>>
>>8217229
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>in store only no delivery
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>8217232
add me on tinder, k?
>>
>>8217232
two clocks :(
>>
>>8217232
>anime
AGP desu
>>
>>8217232
All I can think of when looking at it is we sure do make spying on us easy
>>
>>8217232
its a dangerous road putting your anime avatar everywhere around you. It becomes your identity after a while
>>
>>8217226
o-oh
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>>8217237
I'll get two sandwiches to remember you by.
>>
>>8217214
It has the best climate and best scenery though. Americans just think that anyone who doesn't stop to shake your hand on the street and ask how you are is a mannerless jerk anyway.
>>
i'm giving it 8 more minutes, then bed
>>
>>8217214
what part did you go to?
>>
>>8217240
Agp is trutrans

>>8217238
Wat

>>8217243
I am kurisukin
My pronouns are tsun and tsundere

>>8217241
I love the botnet

>>8217239
:^)
>>
>>8217245
we can get a prenup dw
>>
>>8217237
>>8217246
when are you two finally gonna be a thing
>>
>>8217256
when you let me pound your arsehole.
>>
>>8217144
>>8217164
<3
>>8217195
Maine's in New England and has better gun laws than Texas, castle doctrine, culture, okay the accent ain't the best, and 80 degree summers at worst and -40 winters at worst.
>>
>>8217246
Yeah well I'm going to hump this pillow to death thinking about you

>>8217247
I've lived in New York, New Jersey, Mass, and Connecticut for a bit. I went back to visit in 2015/2016 and it hadn't changed at all.

People are confrontational and outright antagonistic, looking to pick fights. Getting back to Texas was such an enormous relief because it doesn't feel like everyone is going to kill me over $8.

>>8217250
Went from Philly to Niagara Falls to NYC, saw someone in Boston and Manchester.
>>
>>8217232
>mutual funds
how much money are you putting away into that each month? i should be doing that too really, but i feel like i don't save enough to make it worthwhile
>>
>>8217264
what is mutual funds?
>>
>>8217264
Not much like 150
It does slowly add up though plus the forced investment schedule makes you save it's a good thing to have honestly
>>
>>8217259
Hey now, her ass is mine to play with, not yours.
>>8217263
>Massivejewshits and Connecticut
Christ, no wonder you don't like New England.
>>
>>8217256
I like boys
>>8217261
Maine is an exception we're going to give the rest of New England back to the UK
>>
>>8217263
>People are confrontational and outright antagonistic
Why is this place called New England?
>>
>>8217276
can't we share?
i'll pound your arsehole too
and you can pound me right back
we'll all have a pound
in for a penny, in for a pound. that's how it goes, right?
>>
>>8217194
Sleep well.

>>8217264
$25 a month will add up.
>>
>>8217268
funds that are mutual
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>>8217256
>>8217263
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>>8217288
pls help me ):
>>
>>8217255
o-ok
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>>8217078
Ewww no

>>8217105
Nice meme
>>
>>8217283
>in for a penny, in for a pound. that's how it goes, right?
they're american, so they're in for a dime, in for a dollar (a dime is a tenworth penny)
>>
wow why did i used to post in this mental illness pit
>>
>>8217158
Ok I will.
>>
>>8217298
cuz you are mentally ill
>>
>>8217301
nah i was just an idiot
>>
>>8217268
They're pools of money managed by banks that you buy shares of. This pool is invested in assets such as stocks, bonds, and commodities. They're an investment that can grow or shrink in value depending on the market.
>>
:(
>>
>>8217263
most of nh from what I've known is pretty nice though :(
>>
>>8217297
just stay the hell away from me, okay????
>>
>>8217306
>tfw was unable to make myself believe this

now im stuck on estrogen :(
>>
>>8217311
no
>>
>>8217307
thank you
what have your returns been like thus far?
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>>8217280
>New York
>staying for a week in Syracuse to see a friend and get some dick
>like january and all the roads are a frozen wasteland
>park car like a retard in the hotel parking lot
>some hispanic dudes destroy the rear end of my car while im out shopping with the guy
>i immediately get a call from the hotel letting me know they gave their insurance and information and everything
>okay cool they didnt hit and run
>the guys were completely chill and had this big truck
>go outside to move my car to somewhere safer
>some construction guys see me and start yelling at me
>???????
>screaming something at me, whatever
>go inside, they follow me, trying to corner me and attack me, carrying some rebar
>put hand inside jacket and point to texas license plates
>they immediately fuck right off
>wasnt carrying gun anyway because Jew York

>Massachusetts
>having a smoke at a gas station and just hanging around
>some Vietnam veteran comes up and starts screaming at me about how he killed gooks like me in Vietnam
>what
>asks me for a cigarillo
>tell him no
>leaves muttering under his breath

The list goes on and on

I fucking hate New England I want it to break off from the continent and drift away, same with California
>>
>>8217316
bitter ass fucking hon
i hope you choke on your fucking titty skittles
this arsehole ain't for you
>>
>>8217319
Like 1.5%
Idk it's nothing crazy with how small my portfolio is but it's there for a rainy day plus it forces me to save
>>
>>8217279
How about we deport the populations of Mass, Connecticut, and Rhode Island to England and repopulate the territory with settlers from Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine?
>>8217283
No.
>>8217322
You know Jew York ain't in New England, right?
>>
>>8217323
i'm a cis male though, i don't take titty skittles (that'd be really gay)
>>
>some construction guys see me and start yelling at me
>???????
>screaming something at me, whatever
>go inside, they follow me, trying to corner me and attack me, carrying some rebar

and suddenly repression seems worth it
>>
>>8217325
that's better than the interest rate at my bank tho 2bh.
Thank you for your advice!
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>>8217219
Lol what

>>8217094
Really?
Well isn't that interesting
You sure it was me?
>>
>>8217322
>>put hand inside jacket and point to texas license plates
>>they immediately fuck right off
Is Texas's reputation really that bad?
>>
>>8217326
who cares jew york is as bad as the rest combined
>>
>>8217333
>>go inside, they follow me, trying to corner me and attack me, carrying some rebar
fuckin wat
>>
>>8217331
oh, you're the chaser?
>>
>>8217333
Where did you go inside that they felt like following you into?
>>
>>8217342
sorry i was quoting
>>8217322
>>
>>8217341
True.
>>
>>8217337
No probs! Also sometimes higher risk funds can give higher returns but you run a higher risk of losing money
Even a low risk mutual fund should give you 1.5% percent though unless it really underperforms
>>
>>8217339
>alright let's go murder that kid because why not hehe hell yeah
>okay jimbob lets go
>OH SHIT HE HAS A GUN

>>8217333
I was repressing at the time :^)
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>>8216710
Sounds like fun! Better be europe or rip, cant move to america.

>>8216724
Okie ~

>>8216729
Id still keep self medding refferals take a while.

>>8217058
UK and yes.

>>8217068
c:
>>
>>8217326
I got family in Connecticut, I'm an honorary Connecticutter.
>>
amin
p A,k lpa;.
'ASDDB
SAS
=23040=42
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>>8217346
I was going into the hotel to get the hispanic guy's information to get my car fixed.

In the state New York you're not allowed to defend yourself even if you're being murdered otherwise you will be the one that gets prosecuted. I made an empty threat.
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>>8217352
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>>
>>8217360
The numbers mason
What do they mean
>>
>>8217360
how's glooms doin?

ask her if she can give me back my asseater trip, i need it.
>>
>>8217363
but I thought in MURICA (god bless) you're allowed to shoot people for looking at you funny?
>>
>>8217375
it varies by state. Most blue states, no.
>>
>>8217375
only in texas
>>
>>8217369
they mean.

they mean..

you have to (know) what they mean amby. i cannot teach you. this you must learn in order to truly be a jedi
>>
>>8217375
Yeah if you do that in New York or New Jersey enjoy life in prison possibly death row
>>
>>8217345
yes, i am THE official /mtfg/ chaser
>>
it worked! I've calmed down and im not dead. gonna sleep soon.
>>
>>8217347
Oh oops
>>
>>8217375
Mainly in the South
>>8217380
Fug
I need to train my mind
>>
>>8217385
there is no official chaser you narcissistic dork
>>
>>8217323
crinnnnnge
>>
>>8217385
cringeee

>>8217360
Crinnnnge
>>
>>8217391
cronge
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> tfw cucked into staying with my parents because uni is dumb and no where to go
>>8217375
Depends what state. In Ohio, if you come into my house unauthorized and have something that can cause me great bodily harm or you do something that will, I can use equal force and kill you without repercussions, but not outside or if youre like unarmed.
>>
>>8217389
damn, i guess that sponsorship deal was all for nothing then
>>
>>8217385
eh-hem..

.....

no.

ur not.

>>8217387
hi quid

>>8217386
dont suicide

im living in a shelter.

thinking about getting sum neetbux and buying a one way ticket to like dakota and some drugs and like going to go live with indians and shit resisting the dakota pipeline. some old indian lady told me. i have the adress in my backpack, im now using the library comp.

hows everyone been?
>>
>>8217391
you know what really is fucking cringe??
you fucking hanging around here yelling cringe every fucking five minutes
we all know this place is the fucking autist jamboree, we don't need you to fucking point out the obvious every five seconds
jesus christ
>>
>>8217398
>>8217396
>>8217391
kerunch...
>>
>>8217400
who sponsored you?
was it the jan?
>>
>>8217402
ya need ta have sex
>>
>>8217386
Also every state that has a stand your ground law has a very explicitly clear set of requirements in order to be able to use that defense.

>your life or someone else's life is in immediate danger and you have no other means possible of stopping the murder in progress other than killing the person

Some states push it further to arson, rape, assault and battery. Almost all states include armed robbery in there.

However there needs to be the blatant and obvious criteria that someone's life or well being was immediately in danger.

Some states have what's called a Castle Doctrine, which lets you execute anyone on your property with no given reason or explanation. However good luck ever explaining that to a jury because you'll do 25 to life. If someone is breaking in with a knife in your house, yeah, you can mag dump and the cops won't even pursue a case.

But in states like New York and New Jersey you're not allowed to defend yourself even if you're being killed, if you survive the state will pursue prosecution for you. So if someone is tying you up and about to light you on fire, you're not allowed to fight back.

The same applies for inside your home. If someone with a knife breaks in your house in NY/NJ, you are legally required to leave and let them take what they want, even if they are obviously trying to kill you or burn your house down.
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>>8217401
hi
>>
>>8217404
Qranj.
>>
>>8217407
I really really do
but I can't stop shitposting.
>>
>>8217406
they never said who they were, they just told me to send some nude photos and deposit $150 into their account for processing fees, and that they'd be in touch later

should be getting back to me any day now
>>
>>8217412
based
>>
>>8217402
it calms itself

like ive been marching a lot also cuz i guess thats just what i do. i wore some green like plastic pants and a tight like spandex longsleeve tshirt thing and shoes and thats it at the may 22nd march. the mayday march yesterday was kinda cool we almost got like people rioting but there wasnt enough hate in the air but yea i could deffo feel it.

he needs to drop the A-bomb.

we need to see riots in the streets.

like, really, this shit is just plain boring
>>
>>8217408
>if you survive the state will pursue prosecution for you.
not if you are a tranny...
>>
>>8217415
I've got my fingers crossed for you, chaser-kun
>>
>>8217409
hi quid

>>8217408
that's so intresting nerd
>>
i was promised more (You)s

im gone for a month and no one notices?

kay.

this is boggus
>>
>>8217431
Me and Myrthe talked about you the other day
>>
>>8217431
crinnnnge
>>
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>>8217431
Here's a (You)
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>>8217423
idk i've never felt safe anywhere in the US as a tranny

Not in Europe or Africa or Asia either

Hopefully Portland is okay to freaks like me
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>>8217431
>>
>>8217444
Portland is tranny central
You'll be ok
>>
>>8217431
that's a clear sign that you must go away and never come back.
>>
>>8217437
who topped?

kek.

what were yall saying?

i lost my phone that monday after like getting absolutely shrekted at this hookups place and then like she bought me two more big beers after we were done fucking and like yea.

when i came to i had this bump on my head my hands were like stepped on?scraped and i was missing my jacket, phone, and charger. but i had this kickass big heavy coat.

going back to moms is no longer an option cuz i tried that and like.

lmfao.


she wasnt there, like she moved kekekekekekekkeke kms
>>
>>8217399
>>8217408
>>8217388
https://clyp.it/hjraandi
>>8217401
https://clyp.it/3bwagknb
>>
>my friends make friends, invite a bunch of new people to play edh
>playing with two people I don't know very well, somewhat competitive players with good decks
>politics myself into a sustainable position, low on health but I'm drawing lots of cards each turn
>one of the guys tries to combo
>I explain why his combo doesn't work
>we lightly argue back and forth, nothing serious no names called
>he looks it up and I'm right
>starts repeatedly apologizing for arguing with me
>knock him out of the game and start working on the other guy
>dude is still apologizing
What the fuck is this
I'm pretty cute but i don't pass for female
Why would someone have to apologize for being wrong if they googled the argument to find out I was right
>>
>>8217454
We haven't had sex yet but we'll probably both top soon enough.

We just noticed you weren't posting anymore and said people were to harsh on you and that you were really really annoying at first but you're a cool guy now.

You still homeless then? Enjoying it or is it shit now?
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I sure love being super stupid and useless and heading nowhere in life
dunno how im ever gonna support myself
i only keep my job because they need me
>>
>>8217444
come to LA ill beat up anyone that looks at you funny

>>8217446
hey maeve. im getting shit done, like if i dont decide to go live with indians cuz thats a stupid plan, im getting like jobs and shit. like i now have my cali ID and like medical card and birth certificate and my SSI card is in the mail. ima have a job soon and shit.

idk.

the city is boggus. rent is like fucking a million dollars for like the shittiest room. i might try to make it out here but now that like ive been homeless i feel i can go anywhere. idk.

i just dont fucking know

>>8217453
:(

you dont mean that
>>
>>8217479
good girl
yeah i can imagine the rent is awful over there
>>
>>8217465
post recent pic the last one you posted is like a year old now
>>
>>8217452
Yeah, every craigslist ad I saw was super hippie. All LGBT friendly and vegan and everyone does yoga and gardening and stuff. It actually might be pretty nice.

>>8217458
You're allowed to execute people with castle doctrine but you usually need a very good reason. 99% of the time if someone has a gun pointed at you they're not going to shoot immediately unless you're an immediate threat to them.

If you were in America or Texas and that happened what would happen is more like

>go into someone's garden
>hey what the fuck are you doing here this is private property
>sorry dude some guys are trying to kill me can you call the cops please
>oh shit yeah ill call them are you okay

The deep south in US has a reputation for being trigger happy rednecks but we also have a thing called southern hospitality.
>>
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>>8217458
>https://clyp.it/hjraandi
Hey Shakira, what gang were you a part of? Gipset?
>>
>>8217479
I'd rather cut my balls off than go to Los Angeles again lol. SoCal is legitimately one of the worst places in the US to live.
>>
>>8217431
Just earlier today I said you were the hero mtfg didn't deserve
I still stand by that
>>
>>8217468
it was always shit.

its cool. kinda.

fuck being homeless seriosly, like, fuck being homeless and trying not to be or like getting back on ur feet fuck this its actually kinda hard not really but like yea fuck fuck fuck FUCK rent

stop talking about sex i dont fucking care i hate myself and how horny i am all the time like i legit think ima have a gf even being homeless cuz idk. like im talking to girls a lot no a days i need a gf fuck this.

i smoked out this cute femboy like two days ago.

i hate myself

>>8217478
try being homeless youll learn a lot about urself or die kek
>>
I think my (male) barrista was flirting with me. He'd always, always engage me in conversation, he'd smile at me, ask me about my day, remember what I'd ordered and make stupid jokes out of it. .

Problem is I'm too big of a sperg so after about a month I stopped going to that coffee shop altogether and basically started avoiding that entire neighborhood. It didn't occur to me that he may have been flirting with me until months had passed because no one had ever even attempted to flirt with me, AFAIK.
>>
>>8217487
im not a fucking girl jfc

ima stop posting here if yall keep up with this.

i am STRICTLY a chaser

NOTHING ELSE
>>
>>8217502
Thats what they all say until they put on the dress.
>>
>>8217494
nu-uh

>>8217495
i need.

like.

im only getting a job and on my feet cuz i want to get laid every single day.

im no hero L.

im no hero
>>
>>8217499
for me it's always a day or two later that I realize somebody was flirting with me I need to be hit on the head with a clue-by-4.
>>
>>8217498
Homeless sucks. I did it for 3 months. Pricker bushes, other older homeless, night in general, rain in general, food in general, and warmth in general all suck. I now live and feel like a princess. Like straight up it changes you when you hit bottom a so so few have. Suburbs are a meme and someday the food won't be at the Super market and all these mindless people will finally realize their true place amongst the elements.
>>
>>8217499
rekt
>>8217505
THIS NEVER HAPPENEDOQNWan <
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The line at Jimmy Johns was super long and outside the building and also the drive through was closed. I aint waitin for no JJs sandwich.

Sorry Nat.
>>
>>8217519
I was about to leave myself for one now since I feel a bit better and I'm starving lol x3

I dunno what to eat I need something healthy and nutritious
>>
>>8217519
I GOT A SUPER LONG JOHN 4U RIGHT HERE AUHNBUJ['IBN M]
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>>8217514
yea pham being homeless sucks. i kinda like it though maybe just cuz im one tough son of a motherfucker baddass beanboy
>>
>>8217491
Don't forget that I'm black.
>>8217493
What's Gipset? Some Gipsy Hill thing?
There was no gang it was just a bunch of posh roleplaying cunt kids from the suburbs
https://clyp.it/tb4qonkm
>>8217525
Beanboy did I trigger you? I'm sorry.
>>
>>8217521
DO you have some frozen veggies in the freezer? Put a bunch in a bowl, add an 1/8" of water in the bottom, and microwave them.
>>
I AINT NO SENOTORS SON

IT AINT ME

IT AINT ME

I MISSED YOU FRIENDS!!!!1111!!!!!!!11!!!!!!
>>
>>8217529
couldnt hear ur clp thingy, i imagine it was lewd just cuz lol literally (You)

someone plz be my gf.

anyone.

plz.

plz.
>>
>>8217529
If it's any consolation even if you were shot to death the person who shot you would be doing life in prison.
>>8217530
Hmm.. nope. It's full of.. I don't even know. I kind of want to get some pho or something maybe and bring it home.
>>
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>>8217521
Yeah I've never even seen a line at JJs before but $1 sandwich day makes it understandable. I usually like them every now and then because its not super heavy and tastes good. Dont know what Im going to do now.
>>
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Go away lol
>>
>>8217516
Put the dress on beany
>>
>>8217478
ur not stupid or useless.

god loves you and if he doesnt fuck him i do
>>
>>8217498
femboys are the best for lewding
good job

I could do with some femboy feet to kiss and tickle right about now
>>>/soc/25132319
>>
>>8217543
Starve together

; _;
>>
>>8217541
jesus christ how pathetic

go away
>>
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>>8217490
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How bad is aging as a MtF? from a 1/10
1 being so bad you might aswell repress
10 being not that bad and just a meme.
I`d appreciate answers cos a small part of me is saying that its better off just repressing.
>>
>>8217542
I'd rather not be shot in the first place lol
>>8217541
it was advice
>>
>>8217560
Aging won't masculinize you if you're on hrt silly
>>
>>8217560
i don't see why you wouldn't age like a cis woman
no menopause sounds like a plus
>>
>>8217560
wut
you'll age better than a cis woman because no menopause
>>
>>8217560
Probably good until the cancer
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>>8217553
So hungry..
>>
>>8217573
lets get sushi in downtown or pho in haltom or something
>>
im sorry for being drunk and posting my disgusting man voice, its easier thn typing at this poiint. At least im not an asshole autis t amyore im sorry for being an asshole autist can you forgive a repressor? im crying rn
>>
>>8217553
i, anon, have noted this down
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>>8217529
Sounds like you mixed with some rather uncouth and wayward individuals when you were younger. At least you have the pleasure of being able to reminisce on these memories now that you're older and wis-- well, older anyway.

It's good that you managed to drag yourself away before you became another stabbing statistic or spice-addict in prison though.
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>tfw literally only dedicated place for LGBT people in my city is sponsored by the Embassy of Sweden

I wanna say >Sweden Yes but I'm too grateful to do it.
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>>8217582
Hugg
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>>8217582
It's okay Shakira. Everything's gonna be alright.
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>>8217582
hugg shak
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>>8217541
>>8217533
CRINGING IRL RN
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>>8217499
barrister here. he wasn't. that literally what we're trained to do. we have to be friendly and engaging with all of our customers to keep them happy and coming back not saying you aren't cute but chances are extremely likely he treats all of his female customers like he treated you
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>>8217586
most werent actually bad just wannabes. as i said they all were rich kids. my mum huffed and puffed and i got sent to a school in outer london instead of the shitty inner so i mixed with rich kids mostly. hated them all. but because they were wannabes and slacking standards by yhthe time in left school my school in posh leafy suurbs was bamarked bad by ofsted and ironically the ones in my own areas had been ficed up tot he point where they were better, so no it wasnt anything serious, most people i hung with just plauyed quake or medieval total war all day
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>>8217547
hmmmmm.


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

yea.

nah.

nope.

>>8217551
im in a fucking public library you goddam literal speglord.

i havent looked at any thype of porn in like two months i cant with this feel i just need to destroy some girl like i think they can sense it too cuz theyve been more recipitive as of late.

and this is me.

like a fucking literal bum.

you get my feel rob-o?

like my feel that if i actually had my shit togetehr id be knee deep in whatever gender/identity i wanted. i hate it. i feel like im losing time.

on a godd note ive been doing pushups and like i can do more and more everyday and like my muscles are growing and shit.

now i just need to get my own place a job and a weightset and like just so much protien powder and milk and oat IMA MAKE IT OAJ'UHNA'kNV B"JMZSNBSZDNAS35H15
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>>8217582
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>>8217559
face pic?
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>>8217616
You sbould transition and be some chasers mammacita
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>>8217616
Imagine being able to travel back in time and take the internet by storm by calling someone, just one person online, a "literal sperg lord"

Where would we be today?
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>>8217599
>>8217604
>>8217608
>>8217621
Thanks <3
goodnight everyone
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i really pity beanie but at least he is trying to fix his homelessness i just get a little sad sometimes reading his posts :(
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: (
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>>8217555
will go away for a gf

>>8217582
drink
more
pussy

>>8217611
did i make you chuckle a lil or just cringe pham

oh yea i 4got to tell yall i was like at wunderlust at santa monica beach this weekend getting high a lot lol.


i have some money rn. i might just get high tommorow too but i also am like just (this) close to getting neetbux so i might not get that high all day well see.

also i need to get a job and am super close cuz all my programs and shit but like.

idk.

i dont want to work when i have money to get high and drunk yaknow?
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>>8217612
>female customers
blush

But no, this wasn't in the US this was in Europe. I'm aware how hyper consumer friendly America is but here it's less that. Much less. Besides, I've seen him interact with others, he wasn't as close or as friendly. At the time I thought it was overly friendly and aggressive but now I'm equal parts flattered and disappointed.
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>>8217623
Now why would I do such a silly thing
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>>8217626
stop giving me boners hun.

im like super in love with my masc side though, like i want to learn how to box just so i can be that huge muscly guy that never raises his voice and is super in control or like even ok with not being in control cuz he went through struggle and knows its almost never worth it even though he FUCKING knows how to box and can blow ur head off

>>8217627
what.

i want to get thisn refernce but i dont
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>>8217643
well he could have just liked you like you said. pre hrt I was a complete social autist and had NO idea how to flirt with people or be flirted with. I apparently set off like everyone's gay dar do gay guys flirted with me a lot.

like you i would just freeze up and not really know what to do and feel confused so you're not the only one to feel stuff like that. don't feel bad anon if you work at it in time you'll be better at the whole flirting thing. it is a cute story tho!
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>>8217612
>barrister here
since when did you go to law school?
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>>8217582
hugg
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>>8217635
dont you literal spreglord

srsly dont.

its a fucking whole lot fucking easier if i just paint a picture in my head and not really pay attention to whats going on or like.

ignore it in a way.

it kinda why i like getting high cuz i get more self aware when i smoke and like "omg im homeless"

"omg i eat out of trashcans"

"omg i have no one in my life i trust"

"omg ive never in my adult life had a friends and just dont open up enough to ever have one"

you get the point uve read my posts dont feel bad for me ever korra im a literaal badass this shit doesnt even fucking phase me it just makes me dig in deeper into myself.
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>>8217664
barista* my phone auto corrected it plz no bully ; ~ ;
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plz respond to my autism walls.
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tfw no energy
numb mind
>>
>8217678
No
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>>8217668
that didn't help at all i just feel more pity because that could have easily been me
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>>8217684
Elann, I meant to ask, how are you feeling?
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>>8217668
I unironically have more respect for you than for most of the posters here
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>>8217668
>"omg i have no one in my life i trust"
try living like that for decades
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My blow dryer arrived today and in the warnings it says:
>Never use while sleeping.
wat
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>>8217684
thats just mean wtf :(

how u bean

bean

HOW YOU BEAN LIJN"
jn
ipJN09UJ


i want to be authentic and smash my face on the keyboard but there are nice civilized peoples sitting next to me, i dont want to intimidate them with my displays of dominance
>>
How many beers a day would you consider alcoholism?
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>>8217692
You know that adage that goes

If there's a rule or law about it

It's because someone did it before and got in trouble

http://www.cultofmac.com/140224/itunes-eula-wtf/
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beanbag pls go

only cute chasers are allowed here
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>>8217700
Needing to ask that question.
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>>8217700
the real question is can you go without them?
>>
im a tough girl
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>>8217713
i am not
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>>8217717
youre alive right now that's pretty tough
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>>8217654

You're a barista too?
>>
remember when beanboy would spam threads about how he was going to rape drakeposter?


tha was legit the most autistic thing ever
>>
I had to get some wine coolers for my friends by doing something for a guy so he could buy them for me.

Does anyone have any Scope?
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>>8217722
:3
m-maybe yeah
>>
>>8217707
;_;
>>8217708
Usually
Though I've had at least one or two a day the past week or two
My usual pattern is like, 6 or 7 one day then just go through the rest of the 12 pack the rest of the week
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>>8217725
i thought it was funny
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>>8217723
yep yep
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>>8217700
Beer isn't a very girly drink - why don't you switch over to wine or cocktails?
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>>8217654
How could anyone be socially awkward?
It's not hard to be social
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>>8217691
ouch wtf.

go to bars and shit and cry with other people or something and never make it more peronal than that.

listen to that one song piano man.

drink beers and blast music that really helps :(

i really really fucking mis listening to music, im hoping to get an obamaphone soon and just like download terabytes of songs and get drunk at the beach and blast music and play chess with some people at the beach. i like being homeless its like i can talk to the homeless now and like i feel like a community except that this community will try to steal from you and thinks its more badass than what it actually is but nah its like really chill being homeless as long as you never let anyone fuck with you like i mean they can call you names and taunt you but just like idk.

i like being homeless i want to be unhomeless as soon as possible cuz i think i finally found a way to enjoy my life just be outside all day and like drink beer or smoke weed all day.

i want a job....

i want my own place :/

i wasted so much fucking time and like effort and i feel like JUST now my life is starting

>>8217689
im horny a lot.

sex is like on my mind all day ;/

i dont like this
>>
Kara stood me up on our date so now I'm going to get food alone
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>>8217738
it's the cheapest at the store
plus wine is very eh if I'm just going to chug most of it in a go
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>>8217706
ew a redditor
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>>8217695
I'm happy you aren't dead.
You're still pretty gross though.

>>8217705
Yes, lol
Also holy what the fuck?

>>8217708
>the real question is can you go without them?
this
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>>8217706
no i am cute fuck you

i am cute i swear.


ill take a pic as soon as i can :/

i only post here cuz i feel like im cute enough that i get (You)s

if im actually ugly to all of you i actaully will leave im not cartman lol
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>>8216938
Is that nim? If so she does look cute. Definitely better than me
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>>8217737

Cool, I didn't know that.
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>>8217745
dumb quid
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i cant wait until i put on my first dress and actually look pretty one day with it...


inhouse is where you girls self med on? Ive been reading everything hrtgen has to offer.
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>>8217740
>im horny a lot.
>sex is like on my mind all day ;/
>i dont like this
like most trannys...
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>>8217759

wearing dresses is so fun c:
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>>8217740
to scared to go to bars. I'm a tranny and have been assaulted to often. music doesn't do anything for me anymore.
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>>8217763
shut up im not trans with i love my male body

https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-0/p526x296/17546862_1431622340246063_3271799062278058625_o.jpg?oh=54a8831f152b54bb8dae9368ed938d04&oe=598765A4

how am i gross haribu wtf
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>>8217768
ill be yr internet bf

you can send me cute pics and stuff and when i get a phone ill call you like at night and ask you how ur day was and we can laugh and smiled and cry and have a nice time :)
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>>8217764
i wore a dress once outside when i was 17. I didnt even shave or nothing it was a meme tramny dress up show for fun and it felt amazing being pretty x333
I wonder if its too late to be pretty but idc it was an amazing feeling.


>>8217770
u r trans beanie we can all smell it ngl tbqh
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>>8217775
I prefer girls.
>>
Oh god I enjoy hrt
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>>8217651
Just imagine it. It would be calling a black girl a thot circa 2005. Noone had ever heard of it and now you've reinvented another way to demean female permiscuity. It would blow minds and change the face of humanity and culture profoundly.
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>>8217768
>I'm a tranny and have been assaulted to often
Why did you get assaulted?
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>>8217784
why else, being a tranny.
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>>8217790
People usually don't get assaulted just because they're trannies though.
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>>8217778

it's probably not too late to wear pretty clothes at least
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>>8217793
they do in hic areas.
>>
>work with a bunch of shorties
>get to use my masculine height to grab things off shelves for them

feels good being useful uwu
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>>8217687
Idk I'm distracted because I went on an impromptu trip. Thanks for asking!
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>>8217778
hmmm.

smell it like how cuz im really not like i might crossdress one day but like cmon legit i do like all of my mascness

if you saw me on the street ud never clock anything wrong with me.

like girls call me babe and shit and i guess some guys also call me babe and shit but i think thats just cuz thats what this generation and all the internet made me out to be.

i will never sit here and lie to any of you and when i say im not trans its bcuz ive looked inward and found that !) drake is trans 2) eddie anon bullies 3) beanboy isnt trans just like idk.

im like.

im just having fun with life

>>8217781
wtf same

>>8217783
yea i get it now.
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>>8217795
lol pretransition tho im not wearing pretty clothes now or wear makeup ill hate myself lmao.

>>8217793
ya they do
It confuses straight mens penises so they get weirded out by it. Black men and women typically hate it also for whatever reason ive seen on city buses.
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>>8217804
how tall are you?

are you an amazon princess
>>
;_;
>>
>>8217807
>impromptu trip
what does that mean in this case
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>>8217809
if cis can be lesbians, so can transgenders. they aren't tied together.
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>>8217812

I'm not actually that tall desu. I just work with some very short (<5') girls.

>>8217810

Have you tried though?
>>
I honestly have a vague crush on all my borderline-attractive male friends

its really sad how lonely i apparently am
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>>8217826

iktf
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>>8217820
lesbians are literally dont even exist ever though lmfao

https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17798898_1445844418823855_6245681576534387049_n.jpg?oh=d99c3d6580a00978f90d7b3d1f171067&oe=598A767E

http://www.strawpoll.me/12883070
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>>8217725
bean goes hard
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>>8217804
Getting a box of spare strobe flash tubes off a high shelf got me noticed when lead me to doing some modeling. The gal who was talking on the phone that was under that spot noticed I had perfect lines.
>>
>>8217700
>>8217707
zna called me an alcoholic too, ignore her
wine tests much much better imo but it gives me the worst hangover ever so I generally stick to beer
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>>8217809
>friends and girls call me babe and i crossdress


Lmao u r trans...i mean you whine about your problems all day on a trans board lmao.

Im not judging i just want you to be the sexy mammacita i know you want to be...you tried lifting and hated it...to be agirl all you gotta do is take skittles and train to be one.

Also think of the money you would make prostituting. Whats that term you used? Flip a trick or something?


Beanboy you know you want to be a princess instead of some weird drunk mexican boy shitposting on trannies on a wednesday night at a library.


>>8217824
No im still a fat hairy guy lol itd be sad. Im losing weight rapidly tho to get back to at least twink status and buying soon.
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>>8217793
They absolutely do outside of very liberal western areas. If I actually went outside tomorrow in a skirt and makeup and feminine top I'd get beat up 100%. Hell it'd probably be the police doing most of the punching,
>>
>>8217824
>I'm not actually that tall desu. I just work with some very short (<5') girls.
Do they know you're trans, or are you stealth there?

At least you get to be the alpha female at work.
>>
>>8217836

yeeeahhhhhh get twinky
>>
>>8217756
I wanna kiss her!
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>>8217826
I know that feeling too well. For me the worst was when I started noticing attraction for my childhood friend. To be fair, he, unlike me, turned out great. He's tall, blonde and with well proportioned body and chill and yet friendly attitude.
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>>8217841

I came out publicly about 4 months ago so the majority of them know I'm trans. I wouldn't be at all surprised if the people we've hired on since then know I'm trans because I still have a long way to go. The cool thing is though I'm actually not even the tallest girl at work.
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>>8217844
Im muscular i wonder if with hrt and low calorie no protein vegan fiet ill probably sti have a six pack when im finished...thatd be weird
>>
pre hrt: eat meat and not care about animals

After hrt: want to be a vegetarians cause animal welfare showing factory farm videos make me cry

WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME
>>
>>8217836
no.

nononono lol you really dont know me.

i love this weird mexican act i got going on.

and lets set this fucking straight once and for all i smoke weed 10x as much as i drink

https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17458310_1420343724707258_756108073629760672_n.jpg?oh=b7d8cfca63e7d3058fd8437acf3da6c7&oe=59799109

http://www.strawpoll.me/12883070/r


this isnt nice :(

im not that ugly stop it

:(

im leaving.
>>
3 barfs
1 yes
>>
>ywn make out with beany in a park
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>>8217855
pre hrt: eat meat for high protein low carb diet

after hrt: start low calorie vegetable-only diet in the hopes all my muscle atrophies away
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>>8217855
>vegetarians
Yeah, that's one thing I never got. Maybe it's cause I'm not westerner and we don't get so much liberal propaganda but the whole B-BUT THINK OF THE ANIMALS bs just seemed like... well bs. Animals kill other animals in nature all the time. Often very brutally and painfully. Sometimes just for fun. But it's unnatural if we do what we've done for millions of years and eat meat?
>>
>>8217857
must be the Cowboy Neil option.
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>>8217857
you know what.

i would demolish that one yes depending on who it is.

yall like me when i lewdpost so im not even bothered by it that much.

i dont think ima be here everyday hofelly not.

like i am an internet addict is what i relized lol
>>
>>8217860
he'd fuckin rape you lass, be careful what you wish for
>>
>>8217852

>been on HRT 8 months
>feel super weak, MUST be losing muscle
>arms are still huge and I feel super conscious if I try on anything sleeveless

granted I haven't been avoiding protein very well
>>
>>8217867
even better
>>
>>8217870
he has HPV blisters on his dick though
>>
>>8217868
all you need is a caloric deficit and to maintain energy expenditure to lose weight. Doesn't matter what you are shorting.
>>
o shit y'all I'm probably going to get really drunk tonight so I apologize in advance for any posts I make
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>>8217807
Oh nice. And sure! You were in a bad way yesterday so I was kinda worried about you.
>>
>>8217872
I'm a worthless piece of garbage that deserves whatever bad happens to me
>>
>tfw the last person that cared about you has given up
>>
disappointment incoming
more on this later
>>
>wonder why i feel like shit today
>realize i split the cypro wrong and ended up taking like 37.5mg instead of 25mg last night
there's no way this stuff affects me that much
>>
>>8217879
no you're not anon :(
I bet you're a cool person desu
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>>8217875
My plans blew apart and my girlfriend moved out of state so I'm with you. BRB packing a bowl

>>8217879
Bet ur cute in a sundress
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>>8217880
Hugg Anon.
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>>8217855
Eating meat is pleb tier tryhard masculinity. As someone who understands health and fitness theres really no reason to eat meat. I dont want to get into details tho because its a boring conversation to me now.

>>8217856
I just want you to be happy :3

>>8217862
We live in a world where we as humans do t need to eat animals. Just because it normal amd accepted doesnt mean its ok. I fi d eating a mammal gross. I domt cry about it but its still something people should stop doing.

>>8217868
Thats scary to me ._.
You shouldn't avoid protein though since a protein is just amino acids and you meed them for body functions.
>>
>>8217879
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
You deserve nice things happening to you, not bad things.
>>
>>8217868
3 months of cardio, hrt and diet and my strength is gone by like 75%

The last time my arms hurt for 3 days after lifting was when I was 16 and had no training

I tested it and estrogen has won
>>
>>8217884
when are you getting an orchi
>>
>>8217880
I know the exact feeling.
It makes the depression feel better by being even worse.
>>
>>8217895
idk probably in a few years if i don't kms before then
>>
>>8217884
Dumb Nim.
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>>8217901
>It makes the depression feel better by being even worse
wow i know this feeling very well
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>>8217891
>As someone who understands health and fitness theres really no reason to eat meat
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>>8217892
>>8217886
lies
>>8217888
i look hideous
>>
>>8217907
why am i dumb
>>
>>8217891

Eh it's not great. But I look cute enough apparently and guys are usually around to lend me a hand.

>>8217893

I've been doing only cardio fairly consistently
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>>8217902
STOP
what was the weather like today?
im really starting to think cloudy days have a really negative effect on my mood
>>
>>8217915
Not arguining with you.

Buy b vitamins and protein powder. Cheaper amd dont have to be a meat eati g degenerate. Also your donald trump gif is showing you have the mentality of a 14 year old x33
>>
>>8217880
>tfw you can't open up to people because a couple of people cut all contact with you once you opened up to them
it's a shame that i'm too poor for liquour or i'd be a statistic right now
>>
>>8217923
it was actually a pretty nice day today!!
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Well, what do you put, /mtfg/?
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>>8217924
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>>8217931
>>
>tfw you are only happy when you are walking
>tfw walking alone will never lead anywhere
The ultimate in ironies.
>>
>>8217922
It's pretty fun to go on cardio like elliptical and just do it for an hour while watching Netflix, you get a lot done but don't feel like your bored

I used to to really hate gym when I was repressing because of the testosterone spikes, now it's just refreshes and lets me take naps when I'm done
>>
>>8217931
asian trannies pass easier xd
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>>8217931
nims cat is my favorite meme
>>
Is this thread worth reading?
>>
>tfw listening to music on computer
>mom jimmies lock and comes in after knocking once and not getting an immediate answer
>nearly gives me a heart attack
this is why im always on edge when i have my headphones on jesus
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>>8217931
>>
>>8217921
>why am i dumb
because you split your cypro wrong and ended up taking like 37.5mg instead of 25mg last night
a smart person wouldn't have done that
>>
>>8217931
"life"
>>
>>8217943
are they ever zheanna
are they ever
>>
>>8217931
>pepe the nazi frog

*autistic screeching in the background*
>>
>>8217949
this
>>
>>8217943
No, get the cliffnotes version.
>>
>>8217943
nothing is worth anything
>>
>>8217946
oh yeah probably

i split it right tonight tho are you proud of me
>>
>>8217944
People who knock only as a way to announce their entrance rather than to get your attention if its okay to come in are the worst. My brother doesn't even knock he just walks right inside.
>>
>>8217950
lmao, truuuuuuuu

sometimes they are pretty interesting though.

>>8217958
The Price of Everything and the Value of Nothing

>>8217956
thanks heading to CLIFFNOTES.com now
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>>8217931
it shows I want ethnic solidarity in the workplace

thats a trait employers look for right?
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>>8217963
>tfw you ask the maintainence guy in your old apartment to add a deadlock to your bedroom door when you were like 15 and he just tells you to fuck off
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>>8217938

I like to listen to music, it's pretty nice to just close your eyes and zone out
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>>8217965
>sometimes they are pretty interesting though.
i agree
and sometimes when im bored or just woke up i'll read them

when I'm here to shitpost I just dive right on in usually
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>>8217962
>i split it right tonight tho are you proud of me
yeah, but in like a really low key way where i don't want you to know it
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>>8217972

are you ok there
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>>8217924
I was hopping you'd respond so i could use another trump gif :(

I was jk, I do plan on going on a veggies only diet because they're actually very filling and tasty and I wanna lose weight, what happens if i skip the protein powder?
kinda hoping my muscles melt away desu

I did something similar pre-hrt and got nice and skinny but didn't notice any muscle loss
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>>8217932
yup youre a meat eater for sure x33
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>>8217978
am i able to tell based on your subtle face movements
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>>8217979
just sad
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>>8217986

/pat pat
it's gonna be ok
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>>8217982
>not eating meat
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>>8217971
hopefully you gonna be gonzo to NY soon
have you heard about the waitlist yet?
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>>8217986
me too
>>
scared :'(
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>>8217983
>am i able to tell based on your subtle face movements
only if you're an elcor (you're not an elcor by the way)
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im sad and dont know how to fix it
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>>8217980
if you skip the protein powder than you'll lose your muscles quicker but you need protein because protein is made up of 21 amino essential and nomessential amino acids that regulate body functions. 50 grams is regular person amount.

Too lose weight all you have to do is watch calories and eat less. Less protein will make you less muscular tho.

>>8217989
omgomgomgomgomgomg im getting bullied by /pol/ omgomgomgomg this is bad ._. Im going to cry
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>>8217994
no :(

i could hear from them potentially up until the fall semester starts so it's really up in the air for the next few months
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>>8217988
thanks <3
just frustrating bc I shouldn't be sad now
>>8217995
hugg
it'll be okay
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should i go to class?
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>>8218004
yes keep yourself busy
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>>8217999
hugg anon
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>>8217999
iktf :(
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>>8217997
i could be
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>>8218005
i've not done any of the work though
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tfw she'll never like me back
:(
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>>8218000
FUCK amino acids
i'm not worried about losing weight, I've never lost muscle before though so I'm trying to feel out the best way to go about it

>gif very related to the second (You) you gave me
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>>8218001
>up until the fall semester starts
is that august or september?
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>>8218012
elcors don't look like hot, ethnically ambiguous chicks, nim

you're more like an asari
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>>8218014
find a handsome young man to like you back
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>>8218017
late august!

>>8218020
i don't know ethnically ambiguous i look white :(
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>>8218014
do you post this often or is it a common >tfw among anons
or both
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>>8218020
>>8218024
*i don't look
>>
me
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>>8218015
>/pol/tarf is overweight


unsurprising :^)))
im kidding famalam ur probably cutie.
I mean i have no exp losing muscles but logically the best way to do it is less calories and less protein. I think they take a while tho to go away.

>>8218029
cringe
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>>8218025
tfw she'll never poo on me again
:(
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>>8218024
>i look white :(
Nim...
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>>8218024
>late august!
do you gots a plan B for new york?

for real I think moving away from the envirornment you're in now would be huuugely benefitial to you, plus being more independent will help you too I think
>>8218034
stop trip on robin
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>>8218037
my skin is white :(

do i not look white to you

>>8218038
plan b is to apply early for spring semester and go in january :(
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Hmmmm.
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>>8218033
>ur probably cutie
ITS A STRETCH but sure
yeah I've heard it takes a while, I feel really physically weak but I see no visible difference...which is like the worst possible combo (being weak yet having muscle)

will eating few calories alone cause muscle loss that you're aware of?
idk I honestly do believe eating meat isn't good for a person, and its actually bad and dumb for the planet with how inefficient it is to have to feed the food
>>
do you consider yourself a normie?
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>>8218044
>plan b is to apply early for spring semester and go in january :(
maybe look for other options though??
i've never looked up the schooling you want to get into idk

I guess one semester isn't the end of the world but you do worry me sometimes and I really do believe moving out there will really really help your emotional health
not saying to leave your mom forever but just a nice decent break, ya know
>>
>find smart cute youtuber
>half have a crush on him
>turns out he's 17
im a FUCKING pedophile I guess baka
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>>8218049
Eating meat is pleb i truly believe that.i. slowly going toward veganism rn. Yes eating less calories will lose muscle because your body needa a certain amount of energy (calories) if it doesnt get enougg to takes from your muscles to get enough. More details at in the /fit/ sticky also. Im losing all of my muscle im still pretrans but i have been a long time fitizen for over 4 years. Health amd fitness are mt forte.

Also hitler was vegetarian.
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>>8218044
>do i not look white to you
You look more like a Native American, or perhaps some paintpot mixture of whatever breeding goes on in Central America.

I would never have described you as "white", even before I found out you're half white.
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>>8218055
that school was the easiest out of the all schools i wanted to get into

>you do worry me sometimes
why :(
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>>8218064
my skin is like porcelain white tho
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>>8218052
is there anything less normie than transgirls on 4chan?
>>
i'm creepy :(
>>
I'm horny :(
>>
I'm corny :(
>>
I'm gay :D
>>
i'm sleepy :(
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>>8218076
whoops mt
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>>8218076
no don't
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>>8218063
>Also hitler was vegetarian.
my nigga

does not eating enough calories mean you're starving yourself though? I thought losing weight from fat loss is different than muscle loss
I guess I can just go to /fit/ for more info tho lol
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>>8218066
It looks yellow in every photo I've ever seen.

Also, you have a very swarthy complexion, with dark hair and eyes.
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>tfw you put on your comfy pants for the night
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>>8218089
yeah cuz every picture ive posted has been at night with my yellow nightstand lamp next to me lol

my hair is black and my eyes are a darkish-green
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>>8218063
hitler became a vegetarian in 1938

world war 2 started in 1939, and he killed himself 6 years later

vegetarianism, not even once
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>>8218090
best feel
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>>8218096
wtf im a vegetarian now
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>>8218097
Your legs are sickly texture and colour.
Are you a zombie vampire
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>>8218065
>why :(
idk how to totally answer this but we both know I have legitimate reason to be concerned
you're my buddi nim
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How do I not be oversensitive and mess everything up all the time?
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>>8218097
Whos clean room is this!?
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>>8218097
>think "is that grace's room?"
>realize its clean
>figure it must be the family room basement
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>>8218086
it doesnt mean youre starving yourself necessarily. It just means youre eating less. Starving is like a severe deficit in calories. For example my number is 2800 calories or so a day where that is my normal that i shoild get. (Calculator is in fit sticky) eating 2300 will help me lose weighr not fast but i will lose weight and i wont be starving. Eatinv 300 calories though is starving. Also im lonely its ok /pol/kun

>>8218096
6 years of not killing an animal hitler confirmed GOAT truly based

>>8218109
stop being a 15 year old girl lol.
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>>8218104
but no one likes me :(
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>>8218095
I'm still not entirely convinced, though I concede that lighting can bias a photo.

We'll have to wait and see for when you post photos of yourself in girlmode in broad daylight before we make any final judgements.
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>>8218122
that'll never happen anon >>;
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>>8218113
>Also im lonely its ok /pol/kun
same
and really while I did go through a (shameful) period of unironic browsing of /pol/, I now mostly go because of the memes...and sometimes to read about how I'm mentally ill and should kill myself because sometimes I like the bullying
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I wish I could find the companion to this sock, it's super comfy.
>>8218103
I think you're seeing my pants there, Valq. Check out my skin tone.
>>8218112
>>8218110
Living room in the basement
Working on laundry rn
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>>8218119
I will HIT YOU until you realize I like you!!
like I don't want you to become more depressed by talking about sad stuff but even though you barely know who I am and we only talk on here I really do care about you and I like you and root for you
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>>8218127
>that'll never happen anon >>;
"Never" is a thin, flimsy word. People with stronger wills than you have said the same thing and not kept their promise.
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>>8218140
>Living room in the basement
c a l l e d i t
where is my cookie
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>>8218109
you don't, you just learn to control yourself better
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>>8218143
why do you seem to care about me anon

im just a faceless trip

>>8218148
not if i never go out in girlmode :)
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>>8218140
also the thumbnail looks very very sexual
I don't even feel fully comfortable describing what I see, I'm afraid my mind is too tainted
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>>8218140
Necrotic.
>>
http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/tc/anal-fissure-topic-overview

>when u shoved ur finger in ur butt too much
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>>8218156
>not if i never go out in girlmode :)
It's cute you think that's even an option. I'm looking forward to saying "I told you so" though. It's going to be delicious.
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>>8218153
I usually can
But whenever my gf makes a joke at me I always take it way too seriously and start crying
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>>8218166
w-what do you mean not even an option
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>>8218156
>faceless trip
you WISH
and why I care about you is because I'm 3 years older than you and can relate to your posts and put myself in your shoes
generally I find you likable idk how to explain it

plus you're not a voiceless trip!!
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>>8218165
how many fingers anon
>>
>male fan service is grossly oversexualized women
>female fan service is just really dreamy nice guys
rly makes u think
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>>8218171
i wish i had nice people like you irl to help me through this!

im all by myself ;-;
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>>8218176
can you post a link to your erotic fiction here
or maybe an passage from one you really like
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>>8218131
Naw its ok sweetpea :3

Just keep being you...
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>>8218182
lol I liked it when you were upset with me more!! stop being nice
good luck to you though you seem cool
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>>8218181
almost all of my stuff was written while i was still repressing so it's pretty boy-y
which isn't necessarily bad, since "BIG DICK FUTA CHICKS" is what gets you a ton of views, but i'd like to do a lot more cis femdom type stuff desu

here's one i liked a lot that went unappreciated
https://pastebin.com/nbR64vKU
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>>8218168
>w-what do you mean not even an option
You're only getting more and more feminine, you know. Eventually, you're going to have to come out to people, start going outside in girlmode and everyone will call you "she" and "her" and "miss". You'll start posting pics of yourself with your face cropped out, trying on girl clothes and asking all sorts of neurotic questions adn things like "can I wear this in public?" We'll get to see a timeline when you're full-time and flawlessly passing too.

There are no breaks on this train, Nim.
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>>8218189
im only being nice because you showed had a brain. I thought you were just another lame mest eater lol

But yeah you seem ok also. Hopefully ill become a pretty girl lmao still pretrans.

Im going to watch anime now gnight was fun bantin
>>
How do you deal with big shoulders
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>>8218179
I wish I could help you irl!
or maybe just give you a hugg every once in a while

really at school, if you tell them you've been self medding for like 9 months or whatever it'll be, I would really really think they would be more supportive than your first gender counselor bullshit (hard to be worse than that desu)
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>>8218201
you're scaring me anon

im scared people will know
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>>8218203
same good luck anon!
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>>8218140
Cuddle Grace desu.
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>>8218201
DELETE
THIS
POST
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>>8218214
That's my girlfriend's job, but I'll make sure she cuddles me extra in honor of you
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>>8218209
id be 14.5 months if i end up going in january :(
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>>8218167
what does she joke about - sensitive stuff?
>>
delete my life
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>>8218190
I'm reviewing my catalog on Amazon but haven't don't a security dox test and don't trust it yet to post here. So many 1 and 2 star reviews for poor grammar and editing and "bad story". Every single one paid 6 dollars to bitch. What a pathetic life, buying erotica and then complaining about editing quality. Lmfao like I'm gonna edit erotica when I'm 17 publishing. ASIN: B00R9NRSEW
Plug that into Amazon it might come up. Rofl
I'll trip off for this.
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>>8218211
Boys will start flirting with you when you go out in girlmode too, and want to have sex with you. When you make male friends in college, some of them will even fap to you (and there is nothing you can do about it).
>>
day 2 of cypro and i'm still agp
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>>8218218
I guess 4/5 extra months isn't a big deal, I would just be shocked if you're not happier in a new environment even if you are alone(ish)
>>
i feel ugly today can i have a hugbox
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>>8218062
Ew filtered
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>>8218244
hey cutie whats up
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>>8218217
Cuddle Grace's gf desu.
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>>8218242
i think id be happier to be able to do shit without being scared of being found out but at the same time id be scared of people knowing i was a tran
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>>8218250
Sorry but I've only got room for one gf, and I won't let her have another either~
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>>8218239
:(
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>>8218238
i can ask them politely not to :(
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>>8218225

ctrl+v
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>>8218256
>i think id be happier to be able to do shit without being scared of being found out but at the same time id be scared of people knowing i was a tran
scared because people might like, get violent towards you or something?
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>>8218263
don't want people to think im gay :(
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>>8218237
most of my work ended up being close to first drafts, just written and then reworded a bit
that turned out pretty well tho
6$ is a lot
>>
>>8218265
Fuk nos
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>>8218264
>don't want people to think im gay :(
it's the year after the current year, i don't see what the big deal is

being gay is as normal as raisins on muffins - also, you are gay
>>
>>8218256
as with many/most confidence-related things, I think this comes with age!
the opinion of others holds no practical power outside of career environments

like really old people are cool with farting in public at a certain point, everyone slowly realizes how stupid social expectations are
I think thats a big part of why being 30 will be better than being 20 even though I'll be past my physical prime
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how to buy sports bra?
do i need to know my band size or anything?
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>>8218270
it's just something i don't want people to see me as..

it's complicated..

>>8218271
my physical prime was at like 14 so im already declining pretty bad lmao
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>>8218267
If you want bitcoin I'll buy your old stuff as long as it was never published so I can edit it, change some names and words and stuff and repackage it for marketing on Amazon.
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>>8218269
How about now?
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>>8218279
1. Find sports bra somewhere (online/IRL)
2. Buy it
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>>8218281
damn just buy more crack with your bitcoin instead
what are you doing senpai
>>
>>8218279
Most are only measured in S, M, or L. They don't label the band size or anything.
>>
okay so im thinking probably getting my wisdom teeth removed and getting graces and im a bit worried

ive seen a lot of posts on reddit and stuff about how braces made their face look slimmer and jaw more narrow but then i see posts saying the exact opposite!

my jaw and chin are already large and my lips stick out a bit cuz there's some overcrowding in my mouth i think

idk what to do, i don't want my jaw and chin to end up even worse than they are due to this ;-;
>>
>>8218287
Fucking investing you plebian commoner
>>
>>8218221
Not really, I just get hurt by dumb stuff sometimes
A lot of the time I like her jokes though
So it's really just my problem
>>
>>8218296
>investing in stories written by anthony burch
my fucking sides
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>>8218294
meme
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>>8218257
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>>8218294
Do you think Grace will part with hers?
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>>8218280
>it's complicated..
Yes, and it's never made much sense either. Nim logic is very confusing.

Better learn to find a way to cope with it though, because that day is drawing nearer and nearer.
>>
>>8218302
wait i mean *braces ;-;
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>>8218294
idk if either had an effect on my jaw honestly
I used to have a horrible overbite, slowly its regressed to a normal overbite
my wisdom teeth removal I got 95% just to cold water extract the hydrocodone and chill out for a few days in high school, mild scaring on left side of my cheek from it
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>>8218299
Do you get how much money is in any erotic writing no matter how fucking insane or terrible? Literally costs me nothing but bitcoin (I heard it's up!) and 40 minutes to churn a profit for months especially if it's kink specific or can easily adapted. Business is booming lmao I usually buy off reddit and their soft kink bullshit
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>>8218301
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>>8218303
did you grow up with more liberal parents?

my mom is very homophobic :(
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>>8218300
stop calling me that!!
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>>8218309
no I really don't
didn't you say earlier you make $20 a month on it?
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>>8218297
I'm sorry
I mess everything up by making dumb jokes
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>>8218317
Yeah 4 years later it's still got that much momentum. At peak (2015) I made so much I had to declare income and pay taxes lmao
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>>8218307
im hoping it has a positive effect

ive always thought i had a weird-looking face and a few of my teeth are crooked

my bite feels misaligned too..
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>>8218315
memeily
>>
>>8218327
tell me why!!
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>>8218326
yeah honestly get braces
you'll almost certainly be happier you got them than you didn't

like I know elanna didn't get her jaw "reset" or whatever but that is certainly an atypical case that worked out for her
you'll be happy you straightened your teeth in the future I can almost promise
>>
>>8218281
all my stuff was either on one of my old accounts or a commission
so lel
my bitcoin wallet doesn't even serve hawaiian customers anymore due to bullshit legislation
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Did you get a boyfriend (male) yet, /mtfg/?
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>>8218338
Uhh legislation can't stop bitcoin.
>>
>>8218341
yes
but he exists only when I sleep hahaha
>>
>>8218312
I only grew up with my mother, but I'm not trans, so even though she's quite homophobic, it's never really made much difference to me.

Don't worry Nim, we'll fix your broken logic one day. Just hang in there until then.
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>>8218343
no like
apparently they're supposed to have physical bonds to back up the currency or something
anyway it's too much of a hassle
>>
>>8218341
no :(
>>
>>8218341
Yes and I married him :)
>>
tfw want bf really bad :(
tfw dream about boys cuddling you :(
>>
>>8218337
yeah i suppose so, i don't think i have a bad underbite or anything either

it's mostly just the crooked teeth, increasingly painful wisdom teeth, and misaligned bite
>>
>>8218346
how are you gonna fix it anon :(
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>>8218349
does he pat you daily
>>
>>8218354
Yes :D and gives me cudduwing err'y dai :D
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>>8218358
sounds really comf
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>>8218351
idk I don't see many cons in getting it done
even if theoretically your jaw was set too far back...wouldn't that be better corrected? long term

especially if you're not having to pay like 15k out of pocket or whatever it is without insurance
>>
>>8218353
Mostly through memes and bullying and shoving your nose in your own logic (like when your dog poops on your carpet and you're showing it how bad it's been)
>>
>>8218341
no ;~;
>>8218349
Aww <3
>>
can i suicide by taking too much estrogen?
>>
>>8218363
idk i just don't want to look more manly after it's all done ya know?

i guess i could ask my orthodontist about it
>>
>>8218367
I think this every time I inject it
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>>8218367
No but you'd turn into a amazonian snu-snu lady
>>
>>8218367
Yes by taking a whole bottle
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>>8218364
what if that's not enough

what if i don't have anyone irl i end staying inside forever
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>>8218367
don't do that

i had a friend who did that, and now she's permanent stuck inside a lewd softcore yuri manga
>>
>>8218369
I def do get that
maybe specifically ask them if it'll make you jaw more prominent

maybe though its medically better long-term to have teeth fit better to the theoretical to how they ""should""
obviously idk maybe the orthodontist isn't the best person to ask for that but it seems worth considering

I had terribly spaced out teeth before braces and i'm really so glad i got it done
wisdom teeth I got removed to get high basically and that was great too (outside of the pain before the pills)
>>
@pornon
if you really want you could 'commission' me and then just keep it to sell
how long is the average erotica thing
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>>8218387
i want people to understand how desperate i am to be female
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>>8218393
c u t y o u r b a l l s o f f
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>>8218393
Use your words anon
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>>8218374
You'll have to go outside for college though, and you'll make friends in class, and plus you'll be meeting Evangeline on the regular since you two will be so close together.

You can't suppress it, Nim. Everyone snaps eventually anyway - "forever" in this case might just mean until you're 35 instead of 20.
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>>8218390
my canines came in sideways and the lower set of teeth are crooked

my wisdom teeth are growing in at an angle as well

i don't know, i feel like im doing this more for the hope that my jaw and chin will be less prominent rather than actually needing it..

even though i guess since it's starting to hurt me i do need it..
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>>8218402
ive been in community college for like 3 years tho and i didn't make any friends :(

but yeah meeting eva will help a lot, im just nervous that she won't like what she sees when she meets me..
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>see little bro 8 months ago
>haha little bro 145 little kid
>he comes up to see me today
>210 pounds
>he's 60 pounds heavier then me
>holy....s..hit ._.
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Why is my bro... cute now
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>>8218403
my lower front set of teeth have a permanent bar that keeps them perfectly straight that isn't noticeable
I wish I had a pre and post braces picture to post but I had so many gaps in my teeth before

idk as with all things tranny, i'd imagine the difference is exaggerated, but who knows
objectively teeth aren't shaped to hit other teeth at a 45 degree angle...but really idk im not an orthodontist
im happy I got braces though
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I think I wanna fuck my bro..
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>>8218417
i feel like i have shitty luck in general but ill ask my orthodontist about things

thanks for sharing your experience anon, it's made me feel a bit better :)
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>>8218407
You'll be a shy, dorky girl now instead of a shy, dorky boy though.

You two seem to like each other a lot though, and have probably already exchanged ultra rare, mint condition Nims and Evangelines with each other. It's probably a good idea to set a good example for her anyway, she seems even more isolated and fearful than you are.
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Maybe if I get him drunk enough tonight he won't mind if I uhm sit reall close to him and touch his arm lightly
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I like puppers :D
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tfw no bro to succ
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I want to put a hair tie on my testicle and kill them. How dangerous is this?
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How do I cheer someone up and make them happy?
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>>8218426
I hope it did and I really wish you could see my pre-braces teeth
naturally they truly were fucked up and my dad wanted me not to get them

idk what you mean by shitty luck, maybe specifically say to your ortho you don't want jaw movement just teeth straightening...because the rubber bands are to move the jaw forward, the braces are to straighten teeth

and truly honestly from a logical perspective, do you really want poorly set teeth because it makes you prettier when you're 20? you know what im trying to say
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>>8218437
wtf im not dorky >:(

but ye we have <<;

i wanna help her get out of her shell too but im not sure if im strong enough to help both of us..
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>>8218445
>>8218445
me too i love dogs!
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FUCK i HATE shaving
god fucking damnit
i got a full fucking beard by 9th grade
FUCK
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>>8218440
this is getting interesting
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>>8218448
having dead tissue on the body is never not dangerous
it'll have to be removed regardless
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>>8218445
puppers are great
I was always a cat person growing up though
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>>8218455
Sure, but if it's a medical emergency, insurance will pay for it.
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>>8218445
Puppers are pretty awesome :)

>>8218449
Bake them cookies!

>>8218456
>I was always a cat person growing up though
Me too, but now I'm pretty much 50/50
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>>8218450
i mean i already have a long face and elongating it even more will make passing very different ;-;

im thinking over this too much, i just wish my jaw and chin were small
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>>8218445
>>8218452
me too i love fucking dogs!
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>>8218461
you're not wrong
it would probably work
honestly I can't say I know
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>>8218464
>elongating it even more
S T O P
you're right you are overthinking it
at least you can say you only want teeth straightening..logically how could that effect jaw

and really really REALLY I think its kinda bs jaw movement really effects things except in clear outliars like elanna

maybe ask her about it idk
really I think you're overthinking it
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>tfw whenever someone meets you they have to slip in "you're tall" somewhere in the conversation
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>>8218451
>i wanna help her get out of her shell too but im not sure if im strong enough to help both of us..
You don't have to carry anyone on your back, I just mean that if you're supposed to be the "stronger" one of the two but hide yourself away forever, it won't be very encouraging to her.

>wtf im not dorky >:(
It's a good thing you lack self-awareness.
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>>8218478
b-cuz they wanna say you're cute and that is harder to slip in

t. someone who thinks you're kinda cute
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>>8218445
mine's being put down friday..
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>>8218482
rip
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>>8218461
idk if insurance will pay if they say you did it in purpose
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>>8218482
That sucks. One of my best friend's had her dogo pass away unexpectedly :( We all mourned with her.
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>>8218477
nah i don't wanna bother her, i know i annoy her a lot already

ill ask my orthopedist on friday

>>8218479
am i the stronger one? im pretty emotionally weak..

also i want you to explain to me how im a dork right now!

>>8218480
it's always medical professionals usually..

and my moms friends

i guess it's an attractive trait for a guy so people think they're complimenting me..
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So, I took my first dosage of spiro today. The Estrace the doctor prescribed for me will get here in like half a week.

I'm scared though. I've been reading a lot about Spiro, and all of it's super scary, having to watch potassium levels sounds like it'll basically prevent me from eating leafy green stuff and is just blegh.
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>>8218478
>tfw they force a "you look like a man" comment
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>>8218482
hugg
how come they need to put them down
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>>8218464
this is why ur a meme you obsess about specific features and over think
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>>8218499
how much is your spiro dose?
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>>8218499
Your milage may vary. When I was on it, I didn't have to watch anything. I just ate like normal and got my routine blood tests. I love bananas and ate tons of those too.
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>>8218503
i just get caught in this obsessive thinking, im sorry anon..
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One more clock dot made.
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>>8218482
mine got put down last week but desu it's okay she was sick and the vet said her kidneys were wrecked and working at only 5% she had to go sometime
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>>8218508
50 mg which is apparently normal for the first month or so.
>>8218509
Well, I don't like bananas so that's one thing I won't have to worry about.

This has just got me super paranoid about stuff.
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>>8218510
it's okay i kinda like teasing you and calling you meme anyway :3
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>>8218518
teasing isn't very nice!
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>>8218499
It's not that bad. 90% of the time as long as you eat a normal diet you'll be totally fine. All I've had to watch for on it is a bathroom, cause it makes you spend a looot of time in one.
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>>8218497
>nah i don't wanna bother her
bitch don't even, she doesn't care if you toss a question at her
that isn't even close to near the personal questions she STILL will answer

also your moms friends are trying to say you're cute. obviously its misguided I understand
female attention genuinely makes me sad and self-conscious
its something you'll have to get used to at school because 18-23 year old girls are THIRSTY and it takes very little to get their attention

t. someone who tries to look and act like a fag but women won't leave alone on friday and saturday nights
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>>8218413
You're a girl now...
>>8218419
You need a pussy...
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>>8218514
you won't have to worry about watching potassium levels unless you eat some absurd amount of leafy greens or other stuff that's high in potassium
I've been on 100mg for a year and I love potatoes, bananas, and leafy greens and my levels have never been high at any of my blood tests
>>8218522
>All I've had to watch for on it is a bathroom, cause it makes you spend a looot of time in one.
this
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>>8218449
Bake me cookies desu
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>>8218482
hugg

>>8218499
There is a lot of misinformation and memes with spiro. The potassium warning is mostly for people with bad kidneys and old people. If you have good kidney function your body removes excess dietary potassium safely (within reason). The only thing you really need to avoid are potassium based salt substitutes.

The peeing is a bummer though but your body should adjust to it over time.
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>look over to the sofa next to me
>see this
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>>8218502
>>8218513
Mine's got a tumor the vet is afraid is gonna burst and make her bleed out
>>8218492
im sorry
>>8218536
hugg
>>
tfw cypro cuck
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>>8218497
>also i want you to explain to me how im a dork right now!
I see you have never re-read one of your own posts.

I don't know whether you were made so bulliable by design, if it's a product of your circumstances, or some combination of the two, but I'm glad you turned out this way. You're going to make a good sub one day, Nim.
>>
>>8218499
the potassium thing doesn't matter at all unless you have like a comically shitty diet (like you only eat potato for breakfast potato for lunch and potato for dinner every single day). most of the foods i eat are high in potassium like avocado and beans and my potassium lvls are always at it below recommended lvl on blood tests.
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>>8218530
never got very much attention in school..

and idk she seems to be in a bad mood lately, best just let her be

and i think you mean they're trying to say they think im handsome, which people say to me often..
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>>8218536
How do I know what a potassium based salt substitue is? I imagine most fast food places use normal salts, but for personal use is there some ingredient I can note to be a warning sign?
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>>8218482
sounds ruff
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>>8218520
sorry :(
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>>8218545
i don't subscribe to the dom/sub relationship!

pairs are meant to be equal!
>>
>>8218542
y? :( y do u? y do u h8 me? Who takes a break from a game after only 30 min of interrupted playtime!
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>>8218540
>tfw dog had an infected tumor the size of a golfball on the her jaw but mom wouldn't let her get put down cuz catholic
>she starves to death because she can't freaking eat
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>>8218555
>i don't subscribe to the dom/sub relationship!
Not yet, at least. I can feel your curiosity bubbling beneath the surface though.

Only a matter of time, Nim.
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>>8218549
you gonna go from handsome boy to beautiful girl like basic did
>>8218555
i think why you say that is because both you and Eva are subs. you need to invite some boys over
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>>8218566
im listening..

>>8218571
if we were both subs we wouldn't be together!

we're equals!
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>>8218555
You let them know nim! We like equal pairs :D
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>>8218549
>girls kiss me in the hallway because I'm too scared to kiss them
don't act like its worse to be handsome than to be ugly, I mean really
its worse for me cause I want a dude but women seem to really really like feminine-looking men and guys are...an enigma

and don't even bring up how elanna has been sad the past few days, it was a general statement (that is probably pointless to ask anyway if you ask her if you should free-of-charge straighten your teeth cuz duh)
but ya dont bother her ya faggot
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So I'm dressing as a boy and me and my bro are going to see who can pull the most girls

I think I'm going to win, I'm very handsome
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>>8218576
i don't think i look handsome either, im just saying people call me that

why are you calling me a faggit, i just don't like annoying people :(
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>>8218540
euthanasia does seem like a better goodbye than bleeding out
hope it isn't too sad
>>8218562
damn that sounds like torture
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>>8218575
yeah!

not all relationships are dom/sub!
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>>8218574
>im listening..
We all know you're going to snap, since the desire to have someone be a bit rough with you and hold you down and force themselves on (and in) you will be too much to resist.

I mean, it's no secret that you want to be dommed sexually. Nim was made to be used, it's her purpose.
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>>8218551
I've never even seen them used before and I think they are sort of a niche thing people with high blood pressure use instead of regular salt.
Potassium chloride and potassium lactate are the common ones. It's probably very unlikely a normal restaurant would use it in their food since it's usually a bit more expensive and it has health risks.
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>>8218585
your voice is cute and I like it
idk why you think faggot is an insult on this board honestly

it would really really surprise me if I saw your full face and thought you were an unattractive human bean
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>>8218574
desu the dom sub thing isn't about like one person controlling the other it's about what kind of play you like in bed. healthy bdsm relationship should have the partners being equal and having equal say in the relationship. the sub should know that their dom is always going to respect them and will immediately stop if they say the safe word.
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Time for me to die now
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>>8218607
tfw hate life
tfw love drugs

tfw gonna let drugs take care of it for me
>>
>>8218607
I already did that. It doesn't work. They just send you back.
>>
where do i find a boy with a voice like nims boy voice
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>>8218597
u-used how?

w-why can't we just c-cuddle?

>>8218603
idk i just see myself as really gross and unattractive, it's been that way since i started puberty..

>>8218606
but sex is scary..
>>
Faye around your brother you should only wear undies and the loosest long sleeve shirt you have
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>>8218613
Not when I target the bullet to my brain stem
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>>8218615
is it because my voice is manly

is it isn't it :(
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>>8218623
>>8218623
>>8218623
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>>8218619
They reincarnate you and you get to do it all over again.
>>
3 years hrt and randomly my right nip is pink, swollen, and slowly bleeding along with a bunch of bumps all around it. should I be concerned?

https://unsee.cc
/nobireza/
>>
I just turned 18 and there's all these gender dysphoric thoughts just floating around my mind on a daily basis. The only times I feel attractive is when I shave my legs and wear cute socks and I've been steadily losing weight in attempt to become more lithe and feminine. I got a reference to a gender clinic but the wait time is 150 days. I'm not 100% sure I want to be the other sex, but there's too many signs to just ignore it.

I don't know what to do for the next half a year except the general 'continue to breathe and study and w/e life stuff' [spoiler]and I'm terrified I'll just become more and more unhappy as time passes.[/spoiler]
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