/mtfg/ love one's self edition

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>>8168869
Looks like the cop from Stranger Things

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nim thread

>>8168992
are cuddles good?

>>8168993
Thats nim? Might as well flush my hormones and lay on some train tracks

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Actually a Tanya thread

how to get a straight friend to let me suck his dick

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>>8168989
ofcourse

>>8169001
extremely!!!

>>8168989
ufufu, yeah, why?

>>8168978
oh yeah that must be tough

i have other things i don't like about myself but im glad i don't have a full beard to deal with

i hope stuff works out for you anon, maybe try a new electro place if this isn't working out for you?

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>>8169009
you should totally be my gf anon

>>8169012
vietnim

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only 6.5 more months

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>>8168991
Well damn. That sucks. At least I'm not in my mod 40s like him.

>>8169009
>>8169010
Just seems like people are leaving out some who passed even if they weren't gorgeous

>>8169014
>>8168979
Ugly people don't pass

>>8169012
kek

>>8169015
kek

>>8168908
I don't think that's always true, look at Andreja. Also Basic, her boymode was hot and her girlmode is also hot. Where is she btw?

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>>8169006
>my court appointed name change...
Right in the fucking feels. You know what, i just realized mtfg makes me more depressed

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its a nim thread

>>8169013
how

>>8169022
well they don't post anymore
all these trips will be lost... like tears in the rain...

>>8169031
wow delete this

>>8169034
you give me your digits? wink

>>8169016
I made that
...only a few of those things came true

>>8169040
WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME

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>>8169039
check these digits babe

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>>8169036
those cookies need help

>>8169040
no girlfriends with whom to visit starbucks??

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>>8169025
>Basic
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/8137764/#8138159

>>8169034
>well they don't post anymore
Probably for the best really

>>8169049
fuck

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I really like giving up

>>8169025
what does basic look like

>>8169045
Well all the bf stuff came true. We do walk on the beach at night and its lovely.
I just don't have a desk job, new car, or girlfriends yet

>>8169057
>>8169049
hah

just give me your thing

>>8169050
you want some

>I need to get out of this place.

sluggie can't get digits so ill have to get them for her

>>8169063
skeleton jelly#6861

>>8169066
praise dog

>>8169062
do you even want girlfriends
it seems like you hate both cis women and trans women

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>>8169059
why Amy?

>>8169051
LMAO wtf

>>8169068
>skeleton jelly
WHO ARE YOU
DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER IRL

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>>8169064
COME GET SOME

unless you mean cookies in which case yes i definitely do want some

>>8169062
get an office job then you can make girlfriends and buy a car

but this desu >>8169071

>>8169070
my buddi beep

hru

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:D

>>8169071
Honestly i don't. The inane drivel that comes out of cis girls mouths makes me want to pour acid in my ear holes

>>8169091
is his lipstick rainbow?

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>>8169066
you are so kind nim
so generouos and pure of heart thank you

>>8169082
unlikely
I don't know anybody irl

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>>8169091
>tfw you'll never even be a pretty femboy let alone a cute gril

>>8169092
you obviously haven't found intelligent gals.

>>8169029
>Right in the fucking feels. You know what, i just realized mtfg makes me more depressed
Yeah maybe don't come here, Kayla. You complain about people flaunting their passing but you could, you know, not come? Or at least filter them. You'll be a happier person for it.

>>8169084
i meant both is that alright

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>>8169073
Because I'm gonna get help from real counsellors and there gonna help me repress

Also there's too many what ifs.

Like what if I'm supposed to find my wife to be heteronormative with and achieve my biological purpose and I'm actually a mistaken member of lgbt who doesent belong here

I just wanna be mentally ill so I can discard all my feelings off as that and go back to smoking weed and drinking beer

>>8169091
Looks like the white version of me, I have the same face shape and lips but different nose and brow.

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>>8169104
smart girls are so beyond the gender normative neckbeard bullshit in /mtfg/ it's not even worth a lol

>>8169104
This is southern California. Evert cis girl talks about:
>their baby
>their dog
>their bf (guilty)
>starbucks
>celeb gossip
>tv shows
>their period
>more starbucks
>makeup, hair, and nails
Its really pathetic desu

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for a while i thought the game was shot.
it kept spontaneously shutting off.
well, i'm just not feeling this.
i guess it's gonna be smash bros.

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Sorry for posting again but I just need more opinions. I've tried doing the whole deal with being a male thing and I come back to wanting to transition every time.

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>>8169114
looks persian desu

>>8169111
cookies & ultraviolence?? can i get some milk too?

>>8169124
just do it there's nothing of value to be gained by posting ur boy pics here

>>8169124
rotate the image first

>>8169124
Eventually apathy takes over and you get to relax

>>8169130
that's not true.
people say i'm cute based on my boy pics

>>8169091
delete this

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>>8169100
yes
he has ascended to maximum femboy
>>8169124
your features look soft and feminine, i think you'll be fine

>>8169120
And it seems that trans girls from California can only talk about how bitter they are.
:/

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>>8169145
I'm not bitter DesU

>>8169124
either way if you're sure you're don't like being male starting hrt is a good idea
you don't necessarily have god-tier starting genetics but you'll get manlier with age

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>>8169137
to much apathy and the mind goes numb.

>>8169130
I'm not Persian though. I'd post a pic but I don't post pics.
>>8169124
You'll do fine, your jaw is tiny.

i got an appointment with a nutritionist this friday

gonna eat like a normal person now :)

>>8169141
why I thought it was cute

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>>8169139
does that help you with your transition?

>>8169150
you're still pure thankfully

>>8169156
i meant the "white" femboy doesn't look that white desu

>>8169157
neat :)

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>tfw you're playing Fallout 4 for the first time in over a year and actually having fun, but slowly rediscovering all the things that annoyed you about it in the first place, and just as that thought comes to mind, the game crashes

Why is an outside out penis supposed to make someone more of a woman?

>>8169157
>gonna eat like a normal person now :)
How about you get Eva on that as well? Last I checked her diet consisted of granola bars and nothing else.

>>8169155

>>8169165
hmmmm

>>8169157
wear a go-pro so we can see her facial expression as you explain your current teriyaki diet

>>8169162
no.
but it does make me feel better

>>8169172
lol

>>8169157
Here's a hint, look at the old food triangle, and lop off the breads and grains layer. The rest is about right. Vary the types of meats, nuts, fruits and vegetables.

I <3 my outside out penis
uwu

>>8169168
she eats pizza too :)

>>8169165
>tfw during your entire walk around Boston, someone is yapping in your ear about how they "Saw this place in Fallout 4!"
Tourists, amirite?
>>8169178
>>8169167
What does this mean?
>>8169179
That is uh...not much better.

>>8169169
8 169 169

>>8169162
Oh. Yeah I thought that too but idk I decided to guess white regardless.
>>8169177
This. I'm still on the keto diet and my appetite has dropped so much.

>>8169172
it was teriyaki meatballs tonight

>>8169177
I don't get what people have against carbs... your brain needs that shit

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I went into a target and they had this sitting in a case so I bought it

And then I went to beauty and the beast and couldn't stop crying because of stupid estrogen poisoning

>>8169182
quiet!! ;~;

>>8169191
Brag more hag

>>8169188
People are too dumb to understand that not all grains are created equal so they just cut them out.

>>8169182
Hey Drunk Chaser, is it true you fugged Snickerdoodle when you two met up, and that she enjoyed it?

>>8169182
Where in Boston is the Family Guy house?
>>8169191
Nintendo is dead.

>>8169086
BUDDI
i am well. am hungry
u?

>>8169188
you will get plenty of carbs from the fruits and veggies.

>>8169201
i just ate now my cat is laying on my tum

is that cute

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>>8169156
Tfw no tiny jaw

>>8169186
smdh
friday can't come soon enough

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>>8169191
i wish i were pretty and stable enough to spend money and date -__-

>>8169193
I like being able to buy anything
>>8169182
I'm just thinking about how society puts so much importance on us flipping our dicks inside out and having them shoved inside of us

Our rights as people are tied to genital mutilation

>>8169206
iktf

>>8169207
teriyaki is tasty okay

>>8169208
you don't have to be pretty or stable to spend money

source: me

>>8169208
I wish I was married and loved enough so that wasn't all I did all day

>>8169205
very
>>8169210
think of the children

>>8169192
:)
>>8169198
Nah I'm not gonna have sex with someone after so few dates. We tried other things, but my penis was too big for her mouth tbqh
>>8169200
Its actually in Worcester.

>>8169210
yeah,...it's a problem.
at least some states have made it so mutilation isn't needed.

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>>8169217
what's he doin in this pic

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>>8169219
that is not for them to know

>>8169206
Angie your jaw is fine. I'm gonna call you jaw autist if you keep this up.
>>8169219
Really? But it's an American show?

>>8169217
I'm...thinking about you rn though
>>8169200
It's the fastest selling console of all time, I've never seen one in person

>>8169220
>>8169210
>calling the dreams of some of us "mutilation"

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>>8169188
your brain really only needs a relatively small amount of glucose desu, not the bucketloads in a typical western diet

and i'm not a biochemist or anything but i'm pretty sure your body is capable of making it via gluconeogenesis

>>8169216
make sure you're loved when you marry or you'll just be married and spending money all day to stifle the pain

>>8169214
um yeah but i'm big on not being a total fuckin wreck of a human and not living hand-to-mouth sooo..

>>8169231
>jautist
or mebbe
>jawtist

>>8169231
>Really? But it's an American show?
Worcester, Texas, silly.

>>8169220
Right but even if it's not, say I get this police job

Which bathroom do I shower and charge in after the manditory work out in the morning?

Women will freak out about an in tact penis, guys will freak out at tits and ass and curves with an in tact penis

>>8169231
>Really? But it's an American show?
as a homage to their former british overlords, americans often name their towns and cities after british places and people

>>8169210
>I like being able to buy anything
U make me sick, i can't even afford food yet low lifes like you get to play all day

>>8169236
what we are bitching about is the requirement to do it. Up until 2 years ago, my birth state required genital mutilation. Not all transsexuals want or can afford SRS.

>>8169210
its awfully alt-right of you to call srs genital mutilation
this isn't the progressive posting I'm used to

>>8169236
It is, just because it makes you feel better, doesn't mean it's not

Especially if forced by society

>>8169235
Casual gamers don't count.
>>8169240
Third worlders eat even more carbs and their diabetes rates are sky high. In Jamaica you're basically guaranteed to die of diabetes thanks to all the yam and cassava.
>>8169245
Lol
>>8169246
>>8169253
Oh. Bet the locals there pronounce it wrong.
>>8169255
>>8169261
I get your point but calling it mutilation is transphobic.

Daily reminder that Faye doesn't want you to cut your beautiful feminine penises off because that's the sexiest part

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>>8169226
Don't be embarrassed.
>>8169253
>as a homage to their former british overlords, americans often name their towns and cities after british places and people
And then bastardize the pronunciation. Its disgusting if I'm being completely honest. You should hear these Bostonians talk, utter embarrassment as a people.

>>8169250
there is that side of the issue too. Telling the gals you have the temperament of a lady won't help.

>>8169255
yeah it's pretty messed up, im in the same boat

maybe we'll have some law changes in the next few years with LGBT rights being so "in" now

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>want a vagina but don't want to get rid of my penis

>>8169269
>DON'T let them take your cock and balls sweetie

>>8169257
Feminists are anti genital mutilation, it's just not pc

What I'm saying is very feminist, that a woman must have socially pleasing and sterilized genitals before she can change her name is a fucking tragedy in most states is a fucking tragedy

>>8169254
I'm a decorated disabled combat vet, sorry it's like a step below an astronaut

>>8169254
you could have gotten a job using your degree. You made your choice to take a low paying job. When I was young I aimed high, and succeeded.

>>8169278
just get both and be master race

>>8169269
I'd be happier with my penis if there was more of it to tuck

>>8169270
>And then bastardize the pronunciation. Its disgusting if I'm being completely honest. You should hear these Bostonians talk, utter embarrassment as a people.
i think their accents are cute

and i think it's beautiful that love can blossom between you and snickerdoodle, despite her impenetrable bostonian accent

>>8169280
>Feminists are anti genital mutilation
yes that refers to female circumcision as I'm sure you're aware which is obviously entirely different
you're referring to the best procedure a trans woman can get to be rid of dysphoria their penis gives them as "mutilation"

I guess what you're saying is pretty feminist actually, just the Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist kind

>>8169221
:P
>>8169235
did you see my faceapp and what could have been?? im almost on two years hrt soon which means i meet qualifications for insurance paid ffs. i really need it
>>8169269
i dont wanna cut it off anyway uwu

>>8169266
Wait so is calling circumcision genital mutilation anti semetic now?

if it was forcebly done to a cis man what would you call it?

It can be both based on the point of view of the receiver

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>>8169288
>>8169270
I don't have a boston accent tho

>>8169279
That's what daddies like best :)

damn I wish sertii was here right now

>tfw chaser jerked my dick as I lay on my back
>tfw big long black thing protruding out of my otherwise feminine body
>tfw want to be mutilated.

>>8169266
Maybe you can help me out, Shakira. The first time I saw the word "Worcester" I pronounced it like Rochester. How the hell do I get Wooster out of it? Gimme the secret.
>>8169288
They're a very loud people. Maybe I was traumatized as a child or not used to loud noises, but her family can be a little on the loud side. Maybe a country boy like me just isn't use to city life :(
>>8169301
Pronounce 'Montpelier' for me.

>>8169280
>I'm a decorated disabled combat vet
Thats a god damn lie. Stolen valor

>>8169296
why is he doing that do you think

>>8169310
she's basically an astronaut tbqh

>>8169283
The world doesn't work like that you spoiled fuck. You had way more opettunities to suceed than me.

>>8169240
Cause all that rice really works against eastern diets amirite?

>>8169293
if you can't see the difference between me calling out the establishment of the United States putting a surgery as a barrier to rights 99% of the population have and people literally calling me out for my personal choices regarding my body (basically as anti feminist as you can get)

Then you really have no standing in this argument

>>8169301
i'm sorry, i can't understand anything you're saying

>>8169307
did they ask you "how's your mother, how's your father?"

let's not judge them, it's their way of life

>>8169310
where did u serve

>>8169316
i thought xe was army not navy/af

>>8169307
I say a couple of words weird
that doesn't mean I have an accent

>>8169314
he like sexy ferrari girl

>>8169296
I want to live in your state, but my face app literally gives me anime eyes which you can't do with surgery

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>>8169318
I mean I think Faye is as spoiled as they come but you've fucked up basically 3 careers at this point

>>8169322
you are calling gender confirmation surgery mutilation, I really don't give a fuck about the rest of the shit you're trying to cover it up with

obviously that's transphobic, would any tranny other than blaire white call that surgery mutilation?

>>8169325
She serviced her bf under his computer desk

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>>8169319
i mean i didn't say what you're implying buuuut

compare japanese who eat a traditional diet and younger japanese that eat a more westernized diet and you see plenty more metabolic syndrome...

>>8169307
There's a place called Chester in England and it's ronounced phoenetically therefore anywhere with that same suffix will be also, for example Manchester or as you say Rochester. Worcester, Towcester and Gloucester all have a different suffix to Rochester and Manchester therefore they have their own pronounciation that is weird for some reason.

>>8169325
>where did u serve
I didnt because i dont belive in killing poor people for oil just to come home and mooch off the taxpayer like a fucking diseased tumor

>>8169323
No they uh did not inquire about my family at all. They were very gracious and accommodating but for the most part I didn't have all that much personal questioning beyond, "Are you guys going to be home for dinner," and "How long until you graduate".
Yeah yeah they're really kind people, even if they talk funny. Wrecked them all at Jeopardy though.
>>8169327
Literally every word.

>>8169341
>traditional diet
Which is built around rice..

>>8169323
I have no ider what you ah talkin about
bawsten has places like hahvad, course we can speak English good.
and you leave mah motha and fatha outta this

>>8169336
Well yes, again say you forcibly did the surgery to someone who was cis

What would you call it?

Can I not call it the same thing towards me while not being upset at what you call it? I'm not denying it can make some people feel better, or that it's not medically necessary in cases, but it's still an individual choice

>>8169278
iktf, my brain even wants both. I have dreams where I fuck, and get fucked.

>>8169272
At least not all states stopped passing trans positive legislation.

>>8169266
I see the requirement to do it as transphobic. I don't see the procedure as transphobic. It's all context. this >>8169298

>>8169310
yawn
anybody who succeeds in life is bad and evil to you.

>>8169318
it was my drive and determination that others saw and respected. I earned my successes.

>>8169346
name 10

>>8169331
no but blepharoplasty helps i think

>>8169345
>hates minorities
>doesn't believe in killing brown people for oil
Bit of a contradiction there Kayla

>>8169349
Right

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>>8169336
desu this is true

i get the point about requiring it being awful too, but insisting on calling it mutilation seems pretty harmful imo

>>8169349
yeah still not sure what your point is, i said your brain only needs a little bit of glucose relative to the amount found in a typical western diet (true) and that your body can synthesize it via gluconeogenesis (also pretty sure that's true)

if you think i'm saying all carbs are bad you need to work on your reading comprehension

>>8169356
>I earned my successes
No you didn't. You just got lucky. Being lucky isn't hard work you priveleged fuck. Try having no food and a broken car and no money to do anything just to have to work in a warehouse all fucking night to not get kicked out. You don't know the meaning of hard work, struggle, or pain.

>>8169356
im in florida which is pretty republican but not like deep south tier

though our capital is in the north which borders several deep south states so maybe that means our politicians lean more towards that side

>>8169372
>Florida isn't deep south
All those kids and retarded people they fry in the chair says otherwise.

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>it's a "Kayla yells at Faye" episode

>>8169371
Hey, are you another person who works the night shift in a warehouse?

I always thought you had a cute job.

>>8169381
northern florida is

there's nothing southern about the area i live in

>>8169382
Naw fuck this I've wasted my day here, though i have a horrid cold so its not like i was doing much else. I just gonna hope i give my manger my cold.

>>8169371
Iktf
Retail really blows too

>>8169389
I wasted my day going to movies, taking with girls, shopping, and applying to school again because they pay me 60k a year to just attend and pay for everything

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>>8169367
>your brain only needs a little bit of glucose
This isn't actually true, your brain is a hog and chews through shittons of glucose, it's incredibly energy demanding to maintain ion gradients while action potentials are firing. Yes, Westerners consume too much sugar, but their brain is probably chewing through more of it than any other organ.

The original post you replied to was someone saying a healthy diet requires carbs (in response to someone saying that a ketogenic diet is the only healthy diet)

Most people are fine just cutting out white flour and refined sugar.

>>8169387
Good, because I'd live in Miami.

>>8169371
I know the meaning of hard work, I'm a farmer now.
I know what struggle and pain is, I was subjected to conversion therapy which left me mentally broken with a physically damaged mind.
I tried for a couple decades to get help for my problems, but nobody knew how to treat them. All the while my savings dwindled and eventually vanished.
And now my body is failing me. I can't even do the hard work anymore.

>>8169408
Trip on Sydney

>>8169371
>Try having no food and a broken car and no money to do anything
you never had any of those things happen though.

>>8169382
the writers are getting lazy

>>8169406
you just want to go to cocaine parties desu

>>8169415
put a sock in it snickerdoodle, or i'll write a tragic end to yours and DC's relationship

>>8169382
>>8169415
Still better than the pretrabsition Kayla episodes

>>8169415
I've got final interviews for ICE and the police, I honk it's going to be a pretty rediculous storyline

>>8169382
kayla should respect that faye is just a step below and astronaut

>>8169372
Biggest problem are likely all the rich conservative retires.

>>8169395
You earned it with your service.

>>8169367
>i said your brain only needs a little bit of glucose
WRONG!!!!
Your brain uses 20 % to 25 % of the energy your body uses.

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>>8169415
At least the new characters are really good

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>>8169397
this thing where you take something i say and apply some other context to it and pretend like i'm wrong then double down and insist the factually accurate thing i said was actually incorrect is really fuckin tedious

it betrays a massive amount of insecurity desu

>>8169415
put a snick in it sockerdoodle

>>8169425
wrong

>>8169424
I know, it's really not much when you consider they pay contractors 250k and they never put them in danger to do my old job

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>You earned it with your service.

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>>8169428
You constantly insert yourself into conversations you don't have any context in and wonder why people think you're asserting things you aren't.
I'm not insecure, I just think you come across as kind of socially inept given this basically happens every time I've interacted with you.

>>8169310
>Stolen valor
I heard about this

>>8169441
>I'm not insecure
i like you, so i'm going to give you ONE chance to reconsider this statement

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can we do something else
twitch tv/cosmos

>look at pic of grandpa
>looks like a beta fuccboi at 21
>dad looks low t
>end up with like the only strong jaw in the family
why me

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Was MJ a tranny?

Am I fucked (or I guess unfuckable) if I only have 5" of depth after a year and a half post op? It's been such a stress point for me that Ive stopped dating completely since srs.

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>>8169441
yeah i dunno maybe it's not me that's inept dear

i mean the fact of the matter is that gluconeogenesis is pretty significant in this context, dietary glucose is NOT required in anywhere near the amounts consumed by most people

your brain is happy with lactate and ketones and some glucose, which your body is mostly capable of producing without significant dietary glucose intake

>>8169449
I would have thought but he never got jaw shaving done with allll of the many plastic surgeries

>>8169446
I'm already doing this faggot

>>8169431
It's at least something in recognition of the service that damaged you. On that you'd live like in king in the tow just south of me. The Bay Area, no. I think I was making $60k when I worked in Walnut Creek and thought it was a bit low back in '89/'90. A PTSD flashback triggered at work likely is what got me booted from that job. It wasn't my work performance. 2 years ago I couldn't have told you had that flashback. I'd blocked all memories of it.

>>8169446
do my chemistry homework for me

>>8169406
Ooo I live in Miami!! It's awesome :D

>>8169447
*grandma
*mommy

>>8169447
nim you have tiny little baby noodle arms, of course you were low T

>>8169455
Maybe he was afraid to go all the way

>>8169470
skelly's are a thing you know

>>8169464
its cute how they're all trannies :3

>>8169474
I guess, I was skinny but I had a fair amount of muscle on me just from being in sports and stuff
not muscular but tiny little twigs

...baka I want tiny little twig arms so bad

>>8169459
Oh my god I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were someone with experience like that, and was kind of taking things lighter then I would have

I'm sorry you had to go through that, and no it's not glamourous

>>8169478
NOT tiny twigs I meant, which I'd really really really like

>>8169478
i never did any sports though

>>8169446
I don't get it

>>8169484
were you just never interested?
honestly I wish I didn't love sports so much, especially now when guys are way too rough but I still feel too strong to play with girls :(

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>>8169444
M8 I have my insecurities but I am very secure in my ability to follow a conversation

>>8169453
Don't patronize me, I know you do that a lot, but it's getting a bit stale.

The fuck is wrong with people that they would spend time arguing with trannies? That is a whole other level of broken from just being a tranny.

>>8169458
I may not be high enough for this

>>8169498
I don't argue with them, I just say mean things to them sometimes. Someone has to keep them in their place.

>>8169417
Lol that would be a bonus
>>8169463
LUCKY

>>8169498
Yeah, this thread is sick, instead of building eachother up its nothing but infighting and drama

>>8169492
i played soccer and tennis as a kid, i also swam a lot

i always kinda hated sports for the most part honestly, besides swimming

mom always had me in them tho to keep me active i guess

>>8169506
I'm being nice today.

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>>8169458
call me that again :3
>>8169461
no
>>8169489
its really hard
>>8169502
billions and billions

>>8169507
I swam too! another thing I now feel weird about doing lol

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>>8169494
seriously i don't understand your problem with me

i know my problem with you, it's this exact bullshit

why you get so rabidly defensive instead of learning new things or whatever.. you're supposed to be intelligent but you remind me of people who coast by on reputation not the kind of people who are always learning and excited by new things

it's not like i died or had reduced mental acuity after living for 18 months with <10mg carbohydrates/day. i'm confident your memes are wrong. and i suspect you didn't even know gluconeogenesis was a thing, but since it is you have to go out of your way to protect your fragile self image instead of learning.

I really hate this life desu.

>>8169513
Cute lil horny fag <3

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important poll for best trip 2017 desu!

http://www.strawpoll.me/12821415

>>8169522
yeah i stopped swimming after i started puberty

the few times i did i kept my t-shirt on

>>8169502
I don't think you can be

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was Snowden a traitor or a hero?

me and DC are watching movie

>>8169530
who is tanya? did someone change names, or did i blink and miss the birth of a new trip?

>>8169524
"Arrogant" is the word you're looking for.

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>>8169528

>>8169530
No CowboyNeal option? That's a shit poll.

>>8169533
I'm sure as hell gonna try now

>>8169545
It must be nice to be such a cute faggot

>>8169545
A damn fucking good spanking followed by a massage is what you need

>>8169540
Both, but for differing reasons.

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>>8169546
>/. memes

no natalie portman naked and terrified and smothered in hot grits??

also ur old

>>8169541
She doesn't post much cause she's too cool

>>8169479
my ptsd, more accurately cptsd, is from how I was treated by classmates, and from conversion therapy. Back then they didn't even think non combatants could get PTSD. I was to thin and weak to ever have been even close to combat even if I'd have enlisted. I tried weight training to build upper body strength and only managed 10% improvement over a year. At the same time my leg strength went up over 200%. If I enlisted I'd likely have been a crypto analyst or something else that very heavily used the mind. That mind that was later damaged by the conversion therapy.

>>8169540
idk but he proved alex jones right yet again

>>8169559
petrified wups

>"The data suggest that the children of older fathers tend to be taller and slimmer than kids of younger fathers."
sigh

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>>8169554
im too crazy to enjoy it god always throws a curve
>>8169555
t-that sounds pretty nice desu

>>8169559
>Naked and petrified, covered in hot grits
At least get it right. And yeah, I'm old, thank you Captain Obvious.

I like cheeze doodles!

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>mfw developing feelings for a guy that's not my bf

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>>8169568
>tfw frikken gay frogs

>>8169532
I wasn't trutrans enough to hide my body like that desu
also I was on the school team in high school so it wasn't really an option
we had to wear tiny speedos
the locker room was..interesting

>>8169572
STOP. LOOKING. THIS. STUFF. UP

>>8169579
He'll be your bf by this time next week.

>>8169579
Hi Edie!! Long time no chan.

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>>8169575
troo, troo

>>8169579
such is life.

>>8169580
he was right about that too
a certain pesticide was causing a species of frogs to turn male to female
and after changing genders, the frogs could actually still get pregnant but could only give birth to females

it was fuggin up the population

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>>8169524
This may be news to you, but I've taken a fair amount of biology, I know what gluconeogenesis is and I know that the body can use different fuels. You are not telling me any new information.

Believe it or not, you're still ragging on about something I don't actually care that much about. I don't care that much about carbs. I do however find it exceptionally annoying how you constantly pop in to a conversation or an argument I may be having about something and try to act as if you're telling me something new. Generally you do it without any sort of understanding of the context of the conversation.

So yes, I get pissy. Deal with it.

>>8169574
Yea, you would enjoy that, wouldnt you little harlot? Someone overpowering suddently wispering in your ear~ "Don't flinch or I'll be rougher" before taking you in whatever way they please

>>8169585
yeah i only really had to deal with locker rooms in middle school for my most part

id just quickly switch my pants out and change my shirts by putting my gym one over my regular one and pulling my regular one out from underneath

>>8169586

RIP
it's mainly cause i can actually talk to this guy. the guy i'm dating now is like... not the best at talking. but everything else is good ;_;

>>8169588

hellooohhh

>>8169597

end my life

>>8169572
also people with klinefelters

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How would a tall white person from the south manage in Japan?

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>>8169541
Me desu

>>8169585
i just wanna know why i look the way i do

>>8169613
why do you keep bringing that up

>>8169615
my best friend is tall and white (not southern tho) and lived in japan for 8 years. she said it felt vry isolating and she stood out everywhere, but the isolation was part of the reason she went so ya

ur gonna stand out

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>>8169524
The thing you have to realise about Elanna (that Elanna herself is probably not smart enough to realise) is that she's always spoiling for a fight. She would rather feign a misunderstanding in order to antagonise someone than steer the conversation in the course of correction. When her sparring partners aren't around, or she just can't find a good opportunity to throw a stone at someone, this is how she instigates fights.

You know that old saying about how a tranny's worst enemy is her mirror? That person obviously never met Elanna.

>>8169625
no

>>8169609
I had to deal with them up through sophomore in hs. I got out of the phys-ed requirement my jr year via a doctor's note. The same doc was prescribing me E&P...

>>8169424
Funny thing is, many of the field agents at the agency I'm part of are vets from elite corps that are too old or damaged for combat roles. Managing a team of former légionnaires and paratroopers who consider themselves retired isn't that easy. Even had a jerkass former pilot for a while. At least, I groked pretty fast that I had to cover for them 100% if I wanted anything done. Sadly, when most of the problems come from a steady stream detrimental orders coming down the command chain, it gets harrowing to keep things getting done. That's how I burned out.

>>8169628
nim shut up you dont even know

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>>8169625
I figured as much. Still something I'd like to experience.

>>8169624
>i just wanna know why i look the way i do
please just stop and let your mind be at peace for a little
also I appreciate how hardcore you went to make sure no one saw your body even though you were skinny

guys on the swim team would show their penises to everyone and try to get people to look
I remember one guy who would always get a boner in the shower and rub the outline through his suit
male team locker rooms are seriously gay as fuck

>>8169635
have you even FREAKING been to japan

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>>8169607
if you're gonna get pissy i'm free to respond

i don't understand the need to get pissy, i generally believe you're capable of holding nuanced opinions but that seems to go out the window when faced with conflicting info

the pattern i'm seeing is if i say something in a comment chain that doesn't agree with you 100% you throw a tantrum and try to tell me i'm wrong, if we're lucky you begrudgingly admit what i said wasn't wrong but that i shouldn't have said it because i'm not allowed to participate in discussions here or some stupid shit

i want to like you desu but like i said, this thing you do is tedious af

>>8169627
i don't find it very productive to conceptualize people in that way tho

>>8169627
What amazes me is that she still tries to do that with me. As if I'd give a fuck and dislike her for that.

>>8169637
hell yeah. same.

well idk about living there. but ya

>>8169640
no i haven't but MAI WAIF lived there for 8 years u fukken poon

>>8169610
>hellooohhh
K-I-M

>>8169615
Is lived in Korea and China Fwiw as a real white chick and I had a great time, sure you'll stick out but not in a bad way.

>>8169639
i also had problems with back acne as a teenager so that contributed :(

yeah locker rooms were a little weird but i just quietly did my thing and left as fast as i could

i did not enjoy being in there at all

>>8169646
well i lived there for 9 years sooo

>>8169655
SHUT UP NIM YOU'RE NOT EVEN THAT OLD

u callin mai waif a liar?
cos if thats what ur doing
it thats what you're REALLY doing
that's a line that u just cannot cross w/me nim
imma gon have to filter u
so you tell me
r u callin mai waif
a liar???

>>8169655
wtf no you haven't

>misgendered again

dang

>>8169647

w-what

>>8169608
that sounds a little rapey i want loving desu

>>8169662
wtf anne don't filter me

>>8169667
You don't even remember me?

>>8169663
yuh huh

how do I ask my friend to succ his dick

>>8169610
You just have to learn to deal with attractions to others. They will happen.

>>8169671
u callin her a liar tho? cos i will DO IT

>>8169673

KIM AS IN KIM?? AS IN REDHEADED KIM WHO WENT BLONDE (i think idr the order of your hair colors) WHO WENT TO GO HAVE A LIFE AND NEVER RETURNED??

>>8169679

i'm not used to that ;_;

>>8169540
Traitor, he hurt the war fighting effort for no benefit to any civilian

I literally had his job

>>8169676
p r o v e i t f a g g o t

>>8169683
she offered alternative facts

>>8169678
If you look like a chick, just ask. There's like a 70% chance he'll say yes, and a 30% chance he'll think it's a joke and not want to take the risk that you'll pull the rug out from underneath him after he says yes

>>8169673
>>8169687
oh shit

>>8169691
FUCKING FILTERED NIM
i didnt wanna do it but

>>8169690
i lived in japan senpai~

ara ara~

>>8169678
"ay bb lemme succ"

>>8169687
Please don't made me trip but it's redid brown and like twice as long now.

>>8169693
i didnt say it wtf

>>8169669
D'aw, you're cute, you know? Send me an email or something if you ever feel like talking, venting or just want some more loveydovey talks :3
[email protected]

>>8169693

o h s h i t

>>8169701

!!!!!!!!! HELLLLOHHHHH KIMMMMMMM
omg tell me hooW HAVE YOU BEEN

>>8169689
God I hope this isnt actually your stance on this.
>he hurt the war
Are you serious? By the time anyone even knew Snowdens name pretty much everyone was well beyond tired of and completely aware just how fake and pointless your war for oil was.

Not even going to mention how much more fucked up the region is because of muh war fighting effort

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>>8169643
Look, your mistake is how you inject yourself into already existing arguments, 9 times out of 10 if I get annoyed at you it's because you've done exactly that. If you want nuanced and reasonable conversation, don't provide unsolicited opinions to someone who is already scrapping, especially when it's clear you haven't even read the exchange that has been taking place.

Plus, when it gets down to the details you have this incredibly irritating tendency to talk down to me. You talk like you're looking down your nose at me on not just knowledge, but also in ideology, and I don't have a lot of patience for that.

>>8169627
Oh frogposter, this is the third model you've made of what makes me tick, I don't think you get me as well as you think.

>>8169708
Can even remember it but good still at the hardware store it's meh but the pay is decent now

How you been?

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>>8169689
he swore to defend and protect the constitution didn't he?

seems to me he sought to address these issues internally, was rebuked, was aware of others who'd pushed the issue and were sanctioned, and did the most honorable thing he could think of

it's not like people paying attention didn't have a good idea most of what he revealed was going on, and any significant adversary could have discovered the things he released on their own... he just made it available to the american public

who are mostly morons, desu

Why is Elanna such a douchebag?

Why is Elanna so sexy?

>>8169737
>looking like a boxer is sexy

>>8169735
>having a backbone
>douchebag

>>8169721
>Oh frogposter, this is the third model you've made of what makes me tick, I don't think you get me as well as you think.
I understand you on layers you didn't even know you had.

I'm actually annoying you so subtly right now, you can't even detect it.

>>8169745
You don't need to be so needlessly aggressive whenever you disagree with someone.

>>8169745
Be my gf so that whenever we argue it ends in hot angry sex.

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>>8169721
in this case though? were you even in the comment chain i responded to? not with your trip on.. there were only three comments before mine, nim's about seeing a nutritionist, food pyramid minus grains, and then "b-but muh brains needs sugars"

i'm not likely to be bullied into dropping something when i'm right, kind of a character flaw of mine

>>8169723

aw well that's good!! do you enjoy it? how has everything else been?
i've been good! idk i haven't talked to you in forever. A LOT HAS HAPPENED LMAO but at the moment things are great.
except the whole kinda having a bf and kinda liking someone that's not him thing. but otherwise i'm still makin $$$ and getting FFS in november!

>>8169751
But I'm bored

>>8169762
tfw can't be a cutie like olive