/mtfg/ male to female general

>>8167419
>hips
>hips

xd

I wish Faye died.

>>8167427
I wish kayla died

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nim coming-out-to-mommy thred

>>8167413
that's sad

how old is your friend?

mine is 4.

>>8167410
Chocolate chip cookies!? Can I have some!?

I am sorry that your current place is not working out for you. I hope you that you get a call back soon for that best place. :)

>>8167420
Those looks delish!

Today i realized how i am...

Seeing all my fruends from high school and im just a dumb crazy autistic repressed tranny dreaming about being a girl that works 12 hours a day hoping to one day die alone in a trailer. Dreaming of my one lover but the world doesnt work like that.

I should kill myself

>>8167413
>>8167387
I'm really considering getting hospitalized, I don't know what else I could do at this point
>>8167430
she's not doing it today

>tfw misgenderings are so illogical at this point they just make you pity the poor soul who thinks that they hurt anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1jzVJjk32E

>>8167430
where were you when you learned Nim was actually beautiful af

>>8167434
If you think it is best, then you should :( iktf

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>>8167431
yes please take my cookies

i keep eating them since i'm so sad today

i could take them to the nb group meeting tonight, there's another vegan there too who might appreciate 'em

>>8167434
oh well

>>8167443
i always figured she was beautyful like all good girls

How to stop being so horribly clingy and alone all the time.

my stupid doggo is dying. i want to say to her hey stupid doggo stop dying but it doesn't work

Why is everyone riding nims balls? We get it, she passes before hrt therefore will have an amazing and happy transition. Having an easy life doesn't warrant praise.

>>8167450
Get a 5 foot stuffed bear and cuddle with it when lonely, works every time almost.

>>8167461
Or take her to the vet

>>8167421
love beepbeep

>>8167438
hehe

(that wasn't me laughing, i was just misgendering you twice)

>>8167466
i always expected nim to be a hon TBHonest

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>>8167461
poor doggo :(

everyone needs to stop dying and eat more cookies

>>8167466
she's nice and not a meanie

>>8167469
there are no appointments available this week we are going to go next week hopefully

>>8167450
Consider boyfriends.

>>8167419
Anyone feel dysphoric about having boobs? For most of my life Ive always been a chubby with natural high estrogen levels. I had man boobs throughout middle and highschool and was always very self-conscious about them. Recently I lost alot of weight (170 to 120) and was very happy with my new skinny body. 3 months in hrt and Im starting to get gyno and its upsetting me.

>>8167476
>she's nice and not a meanie
Uh that's typical passer behavior, be nice to the minions and they will lick shit off ur shoes. I bet she fucking laughs at all the sheep that get all cutsy wutsy around her.

>>8167477
I wish you the best then :(

>>8167471
Wtf that's incredibly misogynistic

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It's ZHE!
i'll trade one good dom-hour for one hour of vocal training

lemme kno bb ;3

I missed yoooouuuu

>>8167443
Wait when did this happen?

>>8167450
>>8167467
Get a bf not a stuffed bear

>>8167466
This passers out now, although im sure shes lovely.

>>8167467
I would love to but poor, I only have a small stuffed fox.

>>8167479
I have but im too autistic and mentally ill to keep relationships going.

okay im back from my appointment

>>8167482
I am not dysphoric about having boobs. It's a welcome addition unless you mean dysphoric about not having enough boob

>>8167496
Details, nim!

>>8167482
Only thing that upsets me about my boobs is how i can't hide them anymore and its fucking up my guymode hard. One day at the store in guymode the guy at the register calles me miss, then sir, then miss dude, and he was anxious af.

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>>8167485
maybe it is

but you're a passer and mostly not like that at all

just kind of spiteful and bitter most of the time desu

>>8167482
I couldn't even imagine life without my boobs. The thought of not having them would be like losing an arm or a leg :(

>>8167438
i think there are post ops who still worry about this legitimately

>>8167482
I was a bit at first but now I like having them. theyre nice desu

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is making a lil bowing motion after every "thank you" a sign of autism?
a-asking for a friend

>>8167496
there's an italian guy at work who pronounces "appointment" like "appointa-menta", and for a while i thought he was saying "puta merda"

also, did you come out to your mother yet

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>>8167501
>spiteful and bitter
And proud of it. I won't be happy till my final electrolysis session, then I'm buring all my male clothes, shoes, hats, belts, even my wallet with all my old guy info. BURN BURN BURN BURN

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>>8167482
how tall are you?

getting to 170 was a big deal for me but i was sad to lose most of my breasts

>>8167510
your friend has watched excessive amounts of animu

>>8167513
we know by now..

you wanted to know why people like nim, it's largely because she's not like that

>>8167466
Nim is nice whereas you're a psychopathic bitch and a compulsive liar with a literal /mtfg/ chaser bf who banned you from SRS. You will be posting in /mtfg/ about how much other trannies make you miserable by the time everybody currently tripping has moved on or died.

Kill yourself.

>>8167517
she hasn't, really
it's weird

>>8167513
Sounds reasonable.

>>8167523
Is there literally anything wrong with any of that.

>>8167505
Idk not this one I guess.
Like, I think even weirder is being told you act like a man

Faye has done that to me before and it's just "wut"

>>8167385
I sound like a chain smoker now

>>8167466
Has a Nim picture been released or something? I heard she's intersex so I'm not surprised.
>>8167482
I sorta know how you feel, I used to be super fat too (250 lbs) and early on my new breasts reminded me of the moobs I used to have but as they get bigger and my figure gets more feminine I see the difference and love them. So I don't think you actually don't like your boobs they just remind you of being fat.

>>8167499
>>8167511
uh well i said no-go to my therapist

she brought my mom in and we talked about how we could have a better relationship

mom kept saying that she wanted me to be a guy with good friends and a girlfriend, to be like a normal guy

idk, not much in the realm of trans stuff

she told me she could tell i was holding back from saying something during the therapy session tho

>>8167490
Hiya! :)

Uhmmmm, I'm sorry I can not do this trade at the time. You can add me on skype though and I can help you with pointers though! I invite anyone to do that. <3

>I missed yoooouuuu
It's only been about a month!

>>8167528
Practically everything about Kayla is wrong. Her existence in /mtfg/ is essentially as the permanent "this is who you don't want to become" figure for anybody new who comes around.

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>>8167524
iono then

it's not the worst trait in the world

you can be autistic and pass as friendly and not off-putting too, somehow

i'm pretty sure most people don't think i'm autistic desu but it's because i had to appease narcissistic parents and do beauty pageants and shit when i was lil

i learned to fake smile and talk like i had confidence, but i never make eye contact and don't know how to socialize.. it's weird

>>8167535
Idk ive been watching kayla post since cd on weed lmao chan so I kinda like her now even if she is horrible shes a hell of alot better than she used to be.

>>8167517
>it's largely because she's not like that
See thats a terrible reason to like someone. Someone who isnt bitter but happy that they won the genetic lotto and wont suffer with transition. Happy people without pain makes my blood boil. I want everyone to suffer as much as I suffer, but on the flip side i want people to be as happy as i can be happy. Basically flaunting pretty face and voice to people who cant even go out until dark is cruel. Nim knows she passes and shouldn't come here, like elanna and others that continue to brag brag brag about their lovely lives as women whie people like me are forced into guy mode because i can barley afford one electrolysis session a week.

>>8167513
You need a theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsM4FM3MiK0

>>8167538
This
If you think Kayla is bad now you ain't seen shit

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>tfw the meme has now evolved to you being an intersex passer who passed pre-hrt
we've gone too far, i think my brain is going to melt

>>8167474
you would be correct

>>8167535
I like Kayla, but then again I'm cis, so nothing she says about trans stuff rubs me the wrong way or gets on my nerves.

She a funny character on /mtfg/.

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>>8167533
Honestly it sounds like she knows/thinks your gay/or something like that. Most mothers (and yours seems p. nice) have a strange seemingly-metaphysical intuition about their child.

Do you plan on telling her soon?

>>8167542
if your mom hates trannies so much why was she in a transbian relationship with your "dad"

>>8167541
I've heard some about her antics in /cd/.

The fact that she's a permanent fixture of this thread doesn't make her any less detestable to me. And despite my best attempts I can't even bring myself to find her funny. I guess her status as a permanent character in /mtfg/ could qualify as amusing mostly because I have the feeling she'll still be here by 2027 if humanity hasn't gone extinct.

>>8167535
>tfw you almost became Kayla
>>8167537
Pre-HRT I was the most awkward sperg imaginable, since I've been on HRT quite a few people have said I'm a nice person to be around. I also make eye contact a lot more now.
>>8167543
>I'm cis
Why are you here?

>>8167540
Ninr inch nails sucks assholes

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im an intersex passer and I come here to brag to Kayla about my awesome life and vagina

>>8167542
emi! did you have the therapy thing where you came out to your mom yet

>>8167534
I would ask for voice lessons but there's no point cause I'm a hon

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Is there anyway I could go on HRT and not gain breasts?

>>8167549
Why do you detest her?

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>>8167482
i love my boobs and i am proud of them
sometimes when i feel sad i see them in my silhouette and remember how far i've come and how much further i have to go in all things, including the struggle of gender dysphoria.

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>tfw a weird mix of nauseous and hungry
wat do

Anyone else want to die?
haha

>>8167557
You could still use a girl voice on voice communication/pc gaming/digital things and express your gender identity properly on those kinds of platforms.

its awesome gaming and having a girls voice lol

>>8167545
ye she thinks im at least a lil gay

i haven't outright said it though

im probably waiting till i move out :(

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>>8167532
>250lbs

i bet i was the fattest in mtfg

anyone used to be over 300?

>>8167533
try telling your mom you're a furry first, then when you say 'jk i'm just a normal trans girl' it'll be a relief?

maaaaybe i shouldn't give advice tho desu

>>8167550
i'm not really any less spergy, i wish i were :/

>>8167559
i think the femmeboi drugs are your best bet, but i think there's something you can take to block breast dev too i just forget what it's called.. somethingoxone or summat

>>8167539
You'll get there too. It's just a temporary money matter. Unless you marry someone that will prevent you from completing your transition, obviously. But people who pass and have their life and transition on tracks should give you hope, really, not make you angry.

>>8167567
Can't cause my voice is damaged

>>8167561
I say the things no one has the balls to say. Like most of mtfg hated me but after i said my opinion on transbians it made everyone hate me.

>>8167559
Get top surgery. You can't grow breasts with the breast tissue removed.

>>8167552
what a good life it is

just found out that HRT has caused my uterus to become fully functional and my vagina is starting to come in

being intersex is the best, not everyone luck out ahahahaha

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>>8167566
Meeeee

>>8167559
SERMs
>>8167566
I wanna live now, I'm glad my sudoku attempt in March failed.
>>8167571
Damn. I don't get how peope can get to 300+ lbs. By 250 I was sweaty, nothing fit, aches and pains, I looked terrible, I just had to do something. 300 lbs I just can't imagine. I'm now like 215 and even that sucks.

>>8167571
wtf im not a furry

>>8167553
didn't come out

>>8167548
because my daddy was a manly man

>>8167581
Hahaha yeah it's great
My bf took me out for champagne and caviar on a yacht and said he would marry me he got us matching cock rings

>>8167572
>It's just a temporary money matter
Where do i get the god damn money i need to finish transition?

The financial side of transition never gets brought up in the mainstream. It takes thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars.

>>8167579
>why do people in the /lgbt/ section of 4chan hate me for being homophobic
im genuinely curious about what personality disorders you have

>>8167589
that's small stuff

my man loved me enough to overthrow a small african country and install me as their queen

now i get all the diamonds i could ever want hahaha

>>8167590
I know that. Even with a "good" job, I had to take a personal loan for SRS. With that out of the way, I managed to get the rest covered by insurance as long term trans care. Never could have done that back in the 90s with my first wages, with everything much more expensive and almost impossible to get covered.

>>8167490
I will trade you infinity hours of sub time

I guess it's not really a trade then

>>8167577
oh were you the anon earlier that mentioned tracheal damage?

>>8167594
that's nothing my bf did the same thing but he started a space program and took us on a date to the moon

>>8167591
Its not being homophobic. You're not a girl so yoi can't call yourself a fucking leabian. In a world where we need to fade into the background and not draw attention, transbians draw all the attention. The worst part is you probably think women are into you, and you are wrong. Womem hate trannies, they see us as a mockery of the highest caliber. >>8167591

>>8167539
I never got this mentality of hating someone because they have it better off in some aspect

Can you really find absolutely no joy in nice things happening to people that aren't you?

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yes.
i'm getting my brownie fix.
i feel so happy. ^ω^
& i'm only on my 1st of 3 brownies.
i feel so good

it feels really weird when people start acting like I'm passing when I can barely see any difference when I look at myself in the mirror

i thought this was supposed to be like a big positive thing but I keep thinking that people are just mocking me

>>8167572
>Unless you marry someone that will prevent you from completing your transition, obviously.
She's trying her damndest to marry him(her)

>>8167601
Yes

>>8167602
my bf is tupac

>>8167607
Same.

>>8167603
>kayla is being homophobic b/c no girls ever liked her as a boy, and now they fid her creepy.

>>8167604
No joy at all. Why would i feel good for someone getting what I want?

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>>8167590
desu if i could have tolerated living in the houston burbs i'd have plenty of money for srs rn... from a fast food job. i started at <$8/hr and was close to $50k/yr after 1.5 years because i was able to autistically implement their procedures and fake being human enough to make fat bonuses

basically forget bout yourself for a bit and work your ass off and you can save the dough, babe

when i was visiting Berlin on a school trip, me and a few other classmates went to a supermarket to pick up drinks, and there was this cashier guy who was definitely on speed or something similar and it was really really scary

i wonder what it was like for him to be such a fast fellow

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>>8167605
chocolate is a drug

>>8167603
but im a lesbian

>>8167563
eat something usually this happens when you are hungry too long.

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>>8167551
no u

>>8167571
>anyone used to be over 300?
At my worst I was 6'1" and 270.
I was grosss

>>8167602
well my bf took over your country while you were on the moon and advanced the program enough to be able to take me out on a date in the andromeda galaxy

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>tfw you pass and the have the perfect life but have never been gendered female

>>8167590
Here in the civilized world SRS is provided free by the government.

>>8167621
>b/c no girls ever liked her as a boy
I literally had to fight them off me

>homophobic
mtf and a woman is straight sex

>>8167632
Your bf can't be any worse than that Trudeau tard.

>>8167571
I'm at 175, close to the highest I ever was and I feel way too fat. Can't picture myself going much higher than that. Don't have enough of an appetite anyway.

>>8167632
>>8167602
>I forcemasc'd both of your bf's.
>I made them the men they are today

>>8167603
>You're not a girl
XD
>so yoi can't call yourself a fucking leabian.
try and stop me lmao

>>8167637
You were a Virgin b/c creepy McLiferuinerChasrrface came along.
Don't forget that.
And you're still not full-time.

>>8167611
did he died?

>>8167632
my bf built a warp drive so he could catch u and use ur entrails to write a valentine

>>8167636
I didn't want to put up with gatekeepers so SRS in France was a no no. I have a grudge after they buried my first transition.

how is everyone feeling btw?

>>8167623
Because it is possible to empathize with your fellow human beings and feel happiness for the sole fact that they also feel it?

And the fact that when something nice happens to you they'll also feel that way towards you

>>8167636
And what are you saying that i dont already know? Its provided here too but there is a 4 year wait list and 2 of the lesser skilled surgeons with shot wait lists wont even return my messages

>>8167632
ftl travel is impossible ur a liar

>>8167645
*before

>>8167648
horrible as per usual

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>>8167648
like taking drugs

>>8167655
uwu

>>8167649
>empathize with your fellow human beings
>Kayla
You really are new ;)

>>8167605
>tfw you don't have any brownies anymore

>>8167607
>>8167617
it's hard to notice changes yourself

>>8167643
>Taking Kayla seriously
She admitted many times that she says most of this shit just to be an edgelord.
>>8167647
How did they bury it?
>>8167648
I feel great!
>>8167650
If you went fulltime a year after starting hormones and went on the wait list you could have gotten SRS by now.

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>>8167623
i think it's called empathy
people who aren't horrid soulless creatures usually develop it at some point

>>8167605
>3
>not 20 at once
step it up!

>>8167648
Pretty good, Exams are looking pretty easy this semester and it's finally warming up here.

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>>8167652
>ftl travel is impossible
nothing is impossible if you can dream it

>>8167649
I can empathize with pain because its all i feel.

>>8167645
I'm not fulltime because electrolysis. God damn it i have said this 1000 times. Im not going fulltime now just to have to detrans later to get the rest of my electrolysis. Once my facial hair is removed im never ever ever going to pretend to be male again.

>>8167664
Dismissed me altogether as "too young". They barred everyone under 25 from getting treatment back then.

>>8167646
my bf was wrecked with guilt and had to create a gateway to an alternate reality where i still existed for me to be able to see this post

wtf lani

>>8167648
Very, very bad.

>>8167675
dont blame me for being an intersex passer :)

>>8167652
>>8167670
yeah my bf had a dream about it so he was able to make it hallen

>>8167648
i feel like doing things to
>>8167655
but that's normal, everyday stuff

>>8167590
>Where do i get the god damn money i need to finish transition?
maybe you could actually get a job related to your degree.

Find yourself

>>8167673
Thats pretty fucked up, glad things have moved on since then.

>>8167671
How bout quit shitting on demographics of ppl b/c your life is crap, then.
Not my fault, nor anyone else's anything in your life isn't the way you'd prefer.

>>8167648
im feeling gud i'm all full of beans and rice

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>>8167640
>>8167631
i was like 230lbs 5'10" forever but after my mom died i didn't really move for almost two years and my dad supplied me with shitty junk food

on my own i manage my intake pretty well, but as a broken human it got out of control

once i started getting a grip i shed the weight... somewhere 160-165ish right now, trying not to pay too much attention

>>8167685
>degree
>kayla

>>8167670
You don't have to travel FTL to get to Andromeda you just have to travel near the speed of light. Due to time dilation time will slow inside your spaceship enabling you to complete the journey within your lifetime.
>>8167673
Wew that's messed up. Why didn't you self med and save for Thailand back then?

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griiiiilllls.
i love you.
i'm in love w/ everyone <3

>>8167654
>>8167661
>>8167679
:(

>>8167655
i looooove chocolate.

>>8167664
yay :3

>>8167666
3 is about all i can eat.
@ all.

>>8167668
that's great! :D
my exams are looking easy too.
i already too well throught the semester to even have the possibilty of failure @ this point.

>>8167684
what sorts of things?

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>>8167666
>start bullying
>get devil trips

>>8167695
It's written on a napkin

>>8167685
>maybe you could actually get a job related to your degree.
I would need a new computer to do that. And right now im making 500 bucks every 2 weeks and its all going to rent and electrolysis so i have no money left over

I'm totally fucking fucked

>>8167693
beans & rice are good :)

my mom brought home some nutella and my first instinct is to once again eat it out of the jar

my understanding is that this is not a normal instinct to have

is this correct

>>8167647
where did you end up having it?

Hi /mtfg/

>>8167707
Hi nim

>>8167707
i find it too sticky and weird to eat casually out of the jar desu

>>8167707
i can't help myself around chocoloate either.
it's so good

>>8167707
this is incorrect

>>8167695
I heard she has a degree. Don't know in what though. Am I really the only person here without a degree?

>>8167703
have you mom or bf get it.

Is it okay to beat your gf up if she likes it?

>>8167701
didn't kayla build a bridge using ms paint, lol

>>8167718
Only if you cuddle the pain away later

>>8167713
I'm allergic to chocolate.
>>8167718
Choke me daddy.

>>8167697
lewd, mean, painful things

>>8167714
isn't that right, ada?

>>8167718
if it's not, i don't wanna be right

>>8167716
What's a degree ?
Like bachelor or master degree or sth ?

>>8167707
>this is not a normal instinct to have
what do you think a caveman would do
break out the crumpets?

>>8167719
That was her major

nigga the only DSM i fuck with is Dover Street Market
ya feel me

>>8167718
if it's just consensual play and you are respecting safe words and stuff yeah it is good

>>8167716
No, I never managed to get one. First time I was beat up and dumped into conversion therapy before finishing it. Second time I was to fucked up from PTSD to finish.

i feel so in love rn.
i wanna give away free hugs

>>8167721
:(

>>8167722
blush

>>8167731
I guess

>>8167711
mari hi

>>8167712
that's why you put it in the fridge and let it get semi-hard

>>8167713
i used to really like chocolate but not so much anymore

nutella will always have a place in my heart tho

>>8167714
oh okay good

>>8167724
are you calling me a caveman

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>>8167700
a good start to a bullying career

>>8167737
I could use a good hug

>>8167742
genius desu
i'll do that too from now on

>>8167742
chocolate didn't have this effect on me before i went on hormones

>>8167747
*hugg* :3

>>8167717
My mom lost everything and ia living in a trailer park. I can't and wont ask for a thing from her. Im sooo sorry for how her life ended up. She ran our family business for 25 years and my step dad took all our money and ran away with his ex wife. Its the only reason i moved out, the money and company is gone. Worst part is that my mom forgives him and visited him and he severe Alzheimers and is dying but turns out he doesn't have life insurance and his ex left him with all the money and now he's in a nursing home in texas broke as my mom is. Mom asked me to talk to him on the phone and all i said to him was that i hope he rots in hell for what he did to my mom and me.

>need to get a trim
>go to salon
>see women my height
>their shoulders are at least 2-3" less than mine

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JUST FUCKING END ME

>>8167714
Awful

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>>8167737
*headpat the alinescat*

>>8167723
Yeah I don't have any of those, I just some high school qualifications and that's it. everyone here seems to have CS or maths or whatever bachelors, masters or even PhDs and I'm thinking how the hell did you manage that with crippling dysphoria? I lasted one month in college. Seeing all those hot young girls after class was like a knife through my soul.
>>8167734
Are you Syndie? I thought you went Ivy League?

i got jalapeno juice in my eye
:(

>>8167751
me soon when i get a lil trim for my split ends

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>>8167755
yay! >ω<

What is Weird Al's best work and why is it Amish Paradise?

>>8167696
I was self-medding, buying BCPs from friends, but that dried up when I moved for work. Didn't know about Thailand. And Thai surgery then wasn't what it is today anyway.

>>8167756
>Yeah I don't have any of those, I just some high school qualifications and that's it. everyone here seems to have CS or maths or whatever bachelors, masters or even PhDs and I'm thinking how the hell did you manage that with crippling dysphoria? I lasted one month in college. Seeing all those hot young girls after class was like a knife through my soul.
If it makes you feel any better, I have a BA in English, which is probably worse than not having a degree

>>8167751
Get fat hips and no-one will notice.

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>>8167742
i'm saying you're in touch with the primal spirit of your ancestors

>>8167744
might retire early desu it doesn't suit me

>>8167710
With Chett. Not too expensive and the results are better than I expected.

>>8167756
I did, but shit happened. I was beat up just short of having enough credits for an electrical engineering degree.

>>8167756
Oh, i want to get a degree
I'm currently in “high school“ (kind of)

I have something else but i'm not sure if something like this even exists in america
I'm ok with the girls in school, lots of them are taller and/or broader than me

>>8167765
no, it shows you can complete a multi year task.

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i really love all of you. <3
i want to do naughty things w/ someone

How do I achieve a lifestyle of spider-rearing, cleaning, and having all of my needs and desires provided for like in this picture?
>>8167544

>>8167756
I have 2 degrees, one in math and one in sociology. But all my certs were in mechanical engineering

>>8167758
what the FUCK

>>8167780
what do you like most about me

>>8167761
Album - Running with Scissors,
Song - Albuquerque or Hardware Store

>>8167766
HHahahahahahahaha
Can't do that
I can't gain weight

>>8167787
>Hardware Store
I never really liked that one, but I mostly like his parodies anyway.

>>8167785
you are person that i can hold & kiss & dryhump

>>8167780
I wouldn't mind fugging him, d e s u

>>8167782
Become someone's housewife and get some pet spiders.

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>>8167794
WOW BACK OFF

>>8167794
um
b-but only anna is allowed to do those things
sorry

>>8167782
Be Katya, I guess.

>>8167784
anne
help
im burning

anne told me she killed a guy back in '89

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>>8167798
i want you too

wow.
i had too much chocolate.
i really wanna fug

omg alines pace yourself

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>>8167813
i'll have what she's having

>>8167813
>when the stimulant hits u

but really pls don't do anything to my gf pls

>>8167809
wash it out with water LOTS OF WATER and then put a band aid over your eyes

>>8167812
aye i was the youngest murderer on record up until 95

>>8167828
why did you do it

>>8167831
i was a 1 year old. 1 year olds are unpredictable.

>>8167751
I'm usually fighting tears when I go. I'm getting a cut and dye on thursday and I'll be taking lorazepam before I go in :(

>>8167758
At least it wasn't thai chili juice!
Or worse, sometimes when I'm cutting thai chils a seed will shoot up and of course, it's going to hit me right in the eye ball. It's happened like 4 times now ;_;

>>8167813
W-what no I'm sorry I can't
I have to be a nice owner for Myrthe

>>8167768
hope it's okay to ask, what made you go for him over suporn? costs?
picking a surgeon is really tough and, since I'm definitely not getting it done where i live, insurance won't help at all

>the meme job for LSE grads is at goldman sachs
would I become basically tranny Patrick Bateman if they somehow offered me a job like this and I sold out all my values to accept it

>>8167817
>>8167821
i can't stop laughing. XD

ow, my left bob kinda hurts.
i really want someone here

>>8167840
no, you would be patricia batewoman

>>8167828
>>8167835
Enough with the edge bro

>>8167835
who was the mug you wacked

>>8167836
Oh god that sounds bad
Also I've cut habaneros and gotten juice in my eyes before it suckssss

>>8167828
But I can't see

>>8167796
I would love to be a housewife but that's not financially viable any time in the future, especially since I can't be a mother...
>>8167800
fug

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>tell someone how bad your doing
>they just stop responding

>>8167850
chachi from hit television sitcom joni loves chachi

>>8167854
oh well fine then BURN for all i care! geez

how do i fit in

HALLO KAMERADEN!!!!

WOLLTE MAL WIEDER EINE FALLE FICKEN
SOLLTE MOEGLICHST GRATIS UND OHNE AIDS SEIN

WAS IST DA AM BESTEN?????

LG
FALLENFICK-ANON

>>8167858
ok well now im turning you in

わああああああああああ

>>8167765
Hey that's something I could never achieve, as I said yesterday or the day before I got a D in English at school. Even if it's not all that useful in the job market at least you achieved something and did what you enjoyed I'm assuming so be proud of yourself.

I don't think college is for me, I've been out of the education system too long, can't handle it. mayyybe i'd consider art school to do product design or something, mayyyyyybe but idk what's the point really? I can learn to draw in my own time, I already know how to use CAD, I can rapid prototype, I can't use CNC or laser cutting but I can just pay some dude to do that for me. I think all a degree is is a piece of paper that gets you a job, you can learn what you need to know yourself. Am I making sense or do I just sound like a bitter dropout?
>>8167776
I didn't know you were underage?
>>8167783
Fucking hell Kayla your that smart yet you spend all your time shitposting here? Why do you never help me on my drone project? The reason why I muse about that here is because /sci/ isn't interested because it's too basic and /diy/ isn't interested because it's too complex lel. Thinking about it also takes my mind off dysphoria.
>>8167788
>What is a burger?

>>8167861
Ganz schlechtes Deutsch, anon

>>8167854
>habanero juice in your eyes
Christ that sounds awful.
>>8167856
RIP.
>>8167857
That sucks, I'm sorry.

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having a bad hair day
having a bad face day
having a bad skeleton day
having a bad y chromosome day

>>8167867
>takes my mind off dysphoria.
I used to learn new things to forget I wanted to be a girl.

>>8167868
ich schlag dir gleich in die fresse amk

>>8167868
i want to fugg a ganz schlechte deutsche
right in her poopenloch

>>8167863
okay

>>8167867
I'm not underage, i do it a bit later since i worked inbetween
In germany we have some more diplomas and it's harder than the stuff in america
My diploma is one lower than the thing i need to go to university

>>8167887
okay now you're in jail alright

>>8167892
budder

>>8167883
Das war ja sogar noch schlechter :^)

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btw, did i mention before that i'm migrating to gitlab?
well, that's what i'm doing.
bye github

>>8167867
>drone
They are called rc helicopters. Jesus Christ stop calling them drones.

>>8167839
I didn't know anyone IRL who went to Suporn, and lots of good feedback about Chett. Also, staying in Bangkok was more appealing than Chonburi. I was able to walk normally the day after they removed the urinary catheter so that was actually a good choice. Being able to visit the city and go on shopping sprees was a much better way to spend the last two weeks of my stay than being stuck at the hotel. Actually, staying at a bungalow in the middle of a park full of cats was much better than a hotel.

>>8167897
nope

>>8167892
Ohh I gotcha. My mum wants to go into psychology so she is doing a school-level diploma in order to get a place on the degree is it like that?
>>8167900
An autonomous RC helicopter is a drone. That's why they're a big deal now, the technology exists for them to just hover there or go somewhere on their own now. Also it's all about branding, take old tech, re brand it, $$$

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she has a bad headache :c
pain she's experiencing that i haven't inflicted on her is forbidden
reeeeeeeeee

>>8167899
i-i like that pic

>>8167914
anne dont make me peeved

im meeting with another prof aaaaaaaa

>>8167917
is that what your going to do to eva?

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After workout feel is best feel.

>>8167898
halte dich halt da mal fest du affenneger ey

>>8167899
I run my own git server.

>>8167915
Hmm, probably
But it's kinda nice since i'm fully stealth in School

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>>8167929

>>8167861
Okay, wo wohnst du?

>>8167929
i wish she'd do it to me

>>8167943
Emskirchen

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>>8167854
>mens M shirt
>so baggy and huge it might as well be xxl
I can't believe that used to fit :o

>>8167854
There was like, a brief instant of searing pain as the close reflex kicks in but it went away pretty quickly. Juice might actually be worse because seeds don't usually stay in your eye. I suppose you could get really unlucky and get the seed stuck under your eyelid. nope nope nope oww :(

Do you know how the habaneros at your work compare to the jalapenos or the thai peppers? I'd like to try them in a chili but I'm always scared of new hot things >.>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st3jCUMO2no

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>>8167944
alines!

Is Nim pure? I really cant tell.

>>8167940
>since i'm fully stealth
Couldn't resist putting a brag in there huh

>>8167950
Schade zu weit weg.

>>8167952
I dunno why I put the first link in there. I'm dumb today :(

>>8167952
>tfw used to wear xxl
Bad times.

>>8167954
yes!

>>8167921
fuck you nim im eatin hummus

>>8167954
Nope, hella lewd

>>8167944
You are lewd. I like lewd.

>>8167934
Today i had the practical test for my nurse assistant class and we had to measure the heart rate
Then the other girl measured my heart rate and it was 68 bpm

So the teacher asked me if i work out a lot
>erm, no ?

so who needs workout when you're naturally superior :P

>>8167968
NO you don't GET hummus

>>8167977
i got itt right here

>>8167966
I have an xl sweater from when I was fat. You could fit 3 of me in there now O.o
It's an expensive cat bed now. She's obsessed with it.

>>8167975
>so who needs workout when you're naturally superior
kay is right, fuck off

>>8167979
prove it or SHUT UP

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>>8167953
>>8167974
:3

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>>8167952
Habaneros are significantly hotter than thai chilis or jalapanos, like an order of magnitude hotter than a jalapeno.

I find the ones that we sell at my work milder than some I've had but they still pack a punch. If your spice tolerance is so-so I'd say start with a single decently sized habanero in a chili, seeds and pulp and all.

>>8167950
Hey, garnicht so weit weg

>>8167956
No

>>8167984
it's the chocolate talking!

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>>8167975
since when is 68 bpm evidence of working out regularly

i'd think <60 bpm maybe, but i guess we have vanity cardiac health along with vanity sized clothing now

my last visit i was 120/71 with 68bpm...

>>8167984
please stop acting creepy

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>we cant do this anymore
>cumsinmymouth.png
>okay this was the last time
>youremylittlebitch.tiff
>for real this time we are done
>repeat x infinity

its like a physical law of the universe with someone i know i guess

>>8167983
i dont have to prove SHIT

>>8167993
forehead

>>8167982
Humor seems to be a rare trait here

I actually cycle a lot 2bh

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>>8167993
I'd take that life.

>>8167995
if you want people to think you're a liar maybe

EVERYONE POST YOUR FEMININE DICK

>>8167993
stop seducing him then

you dumb succubus tranny

>>8167990
It was pretty strange though since i was very nervous and normally my heartrate is pretty high with very low blood pressure

Just one of those days where you don't feel like eating, you know?

>>8167925
ya gonna get dicked ngl tbqh by a smart guy niceeee

>>8168009
trip on kayla

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>>8167991
ok....

man....
life going to be shit.
i need brownies

>>8168006
jokes on you, you're the only person who even sees or responds to my posts

>>8168017
n-no

>>8168019
because ily anne

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>>8168009
no :(

>>8167999
yabbut i was always taught 60-70bpm was just normal

i cycle a lot too

gwb sposedly had a resting heart rate of something like 45bpm

>>8168013
yeah iono either... my bp is exactly where you'd want it to be but i'll still lose my vision and nearly pass out if i stand up too quickly... bpm usually 65-75

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>>8168009

>>8168016
nah
smart guys avoid me lol

>>8168028
pleeassssseee

ill show you mine

>>8168019
I saw everything

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>>8168018
after i eat this entire batch of cookies myself i'm gonna buy some cocoa powder and make brownies

the recipe i wanna use includes maple syrup but i'm thinkin i can replace that with agave, should be cheaper

>>8168033
ribbons' got u senpai
>>8168030
>>8168030
>>8168030

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>>8168009
What about my feminine seal instead.

>>8167998
xd
basically

>>8168002
true, I've managed to stop being hurt from expecting anything more with him and just enjoy the ride of all things; friendship and whatever happens.

I'm excited to move soon to have a new and bigger crowd of guys to potentially meet.

>>8168010
he seduced me last time though, he let me feel his arms and called me his little bitch.... he kissed me first WTF

>>8168026
i kno

>>8168034
yeah but what r u gonna do about it?

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i really hate myself

>>8168030
stop teasing me
>>8168037
ill suck your benis

>>8168041
wtf say it back

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>>8167998
?

>>8168042
no you're not allowed to

>>8168049
the girl in her picture has a big forehead

it's large

>>8168038
no feminine benis only
>>8168054
stop this right now

>>8168054
how the FUCK was that guy into that at first before it zoomed out