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/mtfg/ - Male to Female general 2017-04-18 09:00:06 Post No. 8133168
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tfw no bf edition
•Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
•Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• do NOT reply to drakeposter
•Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
•Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
•Contract?
•Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
•Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
•Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
•Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
•Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
•IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous Thread: >>8131103
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im not stealth but close and someone outed me ahahahaha kill me omfg my life is ruined
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Boop
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>tfw no gf
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>>8133168
am i not allowed in this thread if i have a bf?
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>>8133168
i need a him in my life NOW
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her > him
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>>8133195
s a m e
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>>8133192
Get the frick out normie
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I want to sign up for MtF voice lessons through my school but I'd have to make a phone call
scared :(
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>>8133183
my buddy
you can have the rest of the pizza
i just need a hug
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>>8133208
Does you school actually have specific lessons for MtFs?
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>>8133192
Normies unite!
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>view of self keeps warping around everyday
how to make it stop
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If anyone feels like having a pizza tonight I got a coupon for y'all to use! ^^
" 25OFF "
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I'm disgusting
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>>8133168
>tfw no bf edition
iktf ;_;
>>8133159
>Those are fucking stupid. It's just as bad as when non ethnic people get cornrows. Just be happy with what you have.
I wouldn't use them, I was making a suggestion to someone else. I'd like freckles but I'm okay with not having them too.
Who cares what people do with their hair? Cultural appropriation is sjw, tumblr tier bullshit.
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>>8133220
die you stupid whore
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>>8133216
yeah its pretty cool honestly
the wisconsin university system is craaazy liberal but it still surprised me, it specifically says male to female
they offer like 5 unrelated vocal things though so its gonna be weird saying which one I'd like :/
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Reminder to work hard and try your best and we're all going to make it someday
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>>8133222
but no
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>>8133220
papa's in the house!
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>>8133222
That's a rally graphic vid. Why do you feel disgusting?
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>>8133228
did ash hookup with faye?
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>>8133218
warp me around you instead
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>>8133238
yes
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>>8133218
>>8133222
iktf
i think maybe never measure anything ever
i've been exercising a lot lately and i put on 4 lbs in 4 days WHY
the only thing different in my diet is this soup i made, which shouldn't have many calories but does have more salt than i usually eat
it better all be poo and water
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>>8133236
i'm a fat man
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>>8133202
i'm not a normie
>>8133217
I'M NOT
A NORMIEAOEHSIAOEAH
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>>8133245
Well you know what to do then!
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>>8133243
my mom said that she might be taking a traveling position in summer for us to travel
i might be moving to new york for a few months :o
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>>8133245
then what are you doing here?
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>>8133249
u can get freckles tattooed :^)
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>>8133249
OK I take it back then ;_; You are not a normie
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>>8133249
Thats exactly what a normie would say
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>>8133254
that's really good news emi!!
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12776164
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>>8133263
so you might not have to spend that money on a plane ticket :]
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>>8133231
Natalie I'm sleepy
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>watch most of Red Dawn
>REALLY want an AK afterwards
I wish I had the money for one.
>>8133231
>pic
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>>8133257
i've legit thought of that tbqh cause some of them look great bUT MOST LOOK AWFUL
>>8133258
ty
>>8133259
i ' m
n o t
a
n o r m i e
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why are all straight trannies so stupid?
why are transbians the only intelligent trannies?
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>>8133267
that is the best part of it ><
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>>8133238
Nope. I don't do "hook ups". I am pretty much a cat lady virgin 4lyfe :')
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>>8133266
pls stop posting my pictures
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>>8133268
I'll cuddle you and hum you lullabies to sleep.
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>>8133266
Melt? O_O
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>riley dennis here, interviewing for pink news
>so anon, when did you decide to join the transbian masterrace?
how do you respond
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>>8133274
tfw your cat would rather sleep between your clothes in your closet than next to you
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>>8133281
i didn't choose it, it chose me
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>>8133281
that is not a microphone
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>>8133272
i r not thupid >:(
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>>8133281
When I realized girls are *really* cute.
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>>8133281
is it bad that i can't watch riley's videos because her adam's apple bobbing up and down is distracting to me
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>>8133272
Most of the few straight girls we have here are pretty smart. I don't see how anyone could call Edie, Phien or Elanna stupid.
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>>8133283
That means he's obsessed with your scent :3
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>>8133281
hrt destroyed the part of my brain that liked boys and also killed me
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>>8133281
riley is.............very........................interesting
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>>8133270
a fluff and a pat and a hugghugghugg
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>>8133279
thank you ^o^
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>>8133281
So Riley, when did you decide to join team "I'm not even trans I have 0 dysphoria and I should really stop talking but I just love giving TERFs easy ammo"?
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>>8133281
Riley Dennis needs to just kill himself
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>>8133294
can you see him?
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>>8133303
I C U kitteh! You cannot hide from me! :O!
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>>8133303
Hehe yes I can! What a cutie pie getting all snugg!
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>>8133281
I fell in love with this REALLY cute girl
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>>8133297
I'm unironically attracted to riley
still its hard to not question someone who has no interest in hrt and just puts on eyeliner and calls it a transition
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>>8133301
Is that moon man?
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>>8133281
>riley dennis
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I'm thinking of selling my moist nugget since I never really play with it. I could probably get $250 or so for it. But it would be sad since it's cool having a piece of pre WW2 history in my room.
>>8133299
:3c
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>>8133281
why the fuck is she not even on hormones? what's the next step on "her" master plan?
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>>8133308
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>>8133309
>LMAO WTF AT THIS PIC
don't be mean edie that's me
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>>8133301
thanks. I don't feel bad about my chin anymore.
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>>8133286
yes it is
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>>8133319
Crashing the tranny train with no survivors.
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>>8133272
idk elanna is pretty smart- oh wait she's transbian
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>>8133281
i wish she would talk like a girl so i could NUT
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>>8133319
well why would you take hormones if you don't have bodily dysphoria?
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>>8133304
>>8133307
he goes there when he gets scared too :o
this was during a thunderstorm
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I really should get some water
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>>8133333
>33333
your digits say yes!!!!!
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>>8133332
cuuuuuute
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>>8133309
Moon man decided to transition
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>>8133318
Shouldn't sell something you're attached to for so little money unless you're literally starving.
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>>8133293
>Elanna
>Straight
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>>8133339
>Why should "She" call "herself" trans when she doesn't have dysphoria?
you're talking about a person who says its transphobic to want to/not want to have sex with someone because of their genitals
don't look for too much logic
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>>8133346
have i ever lied
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>>8133342
I'm not especially attached to it.. It's not even in good condition.. But $250 is a lot to me. I would have gotten rid of it already if it weren't for the fact that it's a 1929 hex receiver made in the Soviet Union and in 10 years it might be worth a lot more. Hell maybe in 12 to the dot I could get rid of it as a 100th year anniversery.
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>>8133348
yes
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>>8133348
Yes when you talk about your face
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>>8133348
You say you're not cute/passable all the time so yeh
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>>8133345
Denouncing that kind of idiocy is one of the few things terfs rage about that I can agree with.
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>>8133346
moonman is an cool guy
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>>8133348
Everyday with your "I look like a boy"
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>>8133350
wtf no
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>>8133368
prove it omg
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tfw your roommate really creepily stares up and down your legs
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Can you use Minoxidil on your temples?
It says it won't work on the box but I'm wondering if it's different for MtFs
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>>8133379
is this a meme
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>>8133387
noO
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please make my hair grow faster and if thats impossible please execute me
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>>8133392
okay good
cuz if people try to make it a meme i might have to start beating people up alright
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A knife I ordered came. It is smol and adorable.
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>>8133397
nim i bet even im stronger than you and im literally nothing but bones and baby fat
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>>8133396
I hear if you pull on it then the head tries to produce more faster
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>>8133345
if you actually watched the video you would know she did not say that and actually went out of her way to say you shouldn't have sex with a penis haver if you don't want to.
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we may only be LDR so far but chelly is one of the few people who keeps me going desu
this is a chelly appreciation post
hugg chel
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>>8133400
That looks pretty :)
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>>8133406
water is better!!!!!!
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>>8133397
ur a weakling
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>>8133401
i could take you
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>>8133411
I n-need my calories to grow though <<
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why are there gay, hairy,and masculine guys posting here
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>>8133406
QUINTS.
SAID.
HAIL.
HYDRATE.
get water
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>>8133410
It is! I love it, even if it was a bit expensive. At least it's a real Victorinox one. It's really sharp.
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>>8133373
tfw no hot muscular roommates who walk around in just boxers
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>>8133420
Show me where the hairy guy is
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>>8133149
and I thank you for the gifts. <3 I like them. I'm doing a cattle market run today so I'm barely on. I got to go out and do more in just a bit.
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>>8133420
i dont have anywhere else to go okay
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>>8133420
like who
>>8133425
yep
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>>8133426
What are you going to use it for? :O
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>>8133419
water is beeettteerrrr
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>>8133419
eat a real apple then
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>tfw Spicy confirmed I'm a hon
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it makes me really mad that people don't think i can beat them up
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>>8133444
You can beat me up if you want~
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>>8133435
>>8133430
last night, after i said i am an extranny femboy, some guy was asking to date me, and thats howhe described himself
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>>8133444
everybody in /mtfg/ is stronger than me except you
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>>8133443
that's unfortunate guess it's back to the cough syrup for you then
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>>8133455
take a supplement :^)
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>>8133451
were they talking about comedy routines and chaos magic? if so she is trans but trying to repress still I guess.
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>>8133443
:( I didn't say it like that! That word is so derogatory
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i feel sad
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>>8133453
how do you know
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>>8133458
all I got left right now is biotin right now
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>>8133474
i can measure people's chi, like in dragon ball z
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>>8133476
biotin is good, but i meant vitamin c :)
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I could probably nick some Melatonin from my brother, but I don't know how it will affect me. I already sleep pretty deeply.
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>>8133478
Don't worry shakira most here are hons
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>>8133479
what's my reading
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>>8133483
It just makes you sleepy. Doesn't really affect the quality or depth of your sleep. You may wake up groggy.
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>>8133487
like one of these things
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>>8133466
Dont be sad.
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>>8133394 haha fucking ouch
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>>8133485
I can't be a hon if I stay boymode till FFS.
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>>8133489
Well I'm already pretty tired, I just can't shut down right now for some reason.
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I dreamed last night that someone discovered a balcony on a high rise that would turn you into a cis woman as long as you spent your time dancing there
I think it was an allegory for /mtfg/
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>>8133502
Train your voice while youre at it
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>>8133503
Not *quite*.
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I'm gonna be gone for a while everyone.
Gonna really try to get everything in order and we all know this place isn't exactly great for being a normal person.
Wish me luck, ily all.
Anyone who wants to keep in touch
->Lamana#7953
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>>8133464
non, he just talked about dating me and whatnot. i wonder why such a person is browsing here.
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>>8133503
-_-
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>>8133511
-5999999999999?
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>>8133502
Ffs can't fix hons.
It's a guideline
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>>8133504
Tired and sleepiness are two different things. Melatonin only gives you the sleepiness. It might help you. But more than likely you're just anxious or restless about something.
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>>8133513
See ya on discord :)
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>>8133511
I love pocket knifes too, Zna
>>8133507
'-'/
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>>8133521
It better. Its all I have to hope for the future.
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>>8133528
That's your best bet.
If I was in your shoes, I would kill myself
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>>8133528
???? Im not Oryx?
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>>8133526
>'-'/
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>>8133485
>Don't worry shakira most here are hons
tfw this is me
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>>8133513
see you in a couple days
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>>8133541
Not an attention whore.
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If you aren't:
Ufufu
Dollface
Ash
Kuroneko
Mercury
I suggest you kill yourself for not passing.
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>>8133550
ok i will
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>>8133550
but I'm a boy wtf
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>>8133540
<3
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>>8133513
Good luck! You'll make it.
>>8133517
A bit higher...
>>8133526
Just pocket knives? I have pic related, too. It's an old picture, though, hence the red sheets.
>>8133550
But I do pass?
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>>8133550
>tfw wanna say sorry to Mercury but remembered I wasnt the one that called her names
What do?
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>>8133550
I pass :) But no pic4u
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>>8133561
Yes just tools for carving and carpentry =)
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>>8133561
That looks very deadly!
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>>8133550
Nigga please, those dudes are the ones that pass the least
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>>8133550
this is dumb and mean and i'm a man
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>>8133550
>If you're not intersex or rich enough to afford FFS kill yourself
FTFY
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>>8133561
but any higher and i wont be in buff-tier :(
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>>8133581
Give aways from wonfes a few years ago. Look up Momo, original effect
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Reminder that Nim is intersex and her "I won't pass" rants are frankly insulting
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>>8133550
dont worry i was going to
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tfw you use the men's washroom because you're a man
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>>8133590
it's two nim memes in one post!
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>>8133590
>I won't pass
That's more common than you think.
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>>8133596
if i just use the bathroom in my house can i just say it's a girl's bathroom
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>>8133600
sure I guess
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>>8133523
I wonder what I have to be restless about, ha.
Well, it's for the best. I have cleaning to do.
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>>8133598
What do you mean?
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>>8133600
Your house - your rules.
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>>8133550
None of them pass to another tranny.
Cept maybe ash.
But she has her own weird features neither gender has
Sorry chaser bro
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>>8133617
trip on shakira
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>>8133585
Were you able to clear your debt at least?
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>>8133611
Its a super special rare giveaway made from nippon steel
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>>8133611
but who will bring in the groceries!?!
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>>8133168
>tfw bf
=)
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>>8133633
You will!
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>>8133639
but how can i if im a noodle!?!
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>>8133617
> Complaining about others enjoying life on the internet
Fuck out of 4chan and go live your life, why the fuck do you think you're not enjoying it
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>>8133645
Noodles confirmed! It was a trick answer! :D
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>>8133643
;-;
how will i impress cuties now
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this man is outside ur door
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>>8133653
noooooo x-x
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>>8133661
can he not be
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>>8133659
You already have your own cutie! Luckily she's weaker than you it seems, so it'll be fine~.
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>>8133617
how is your comedy going
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>>8133666
yes.
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>>8133670
but that's how i was gonna impress her!
what does a nim have if not for her strength
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>>8133659
smile sweetly and flash your cleavage
that will impress any cute boy
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>>8133681
nim you are going to need to start training those noodles if you want to princess carry Eva into your bed
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>>8133661
>christianxxxatrave.gif
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>>8133663
> boo hoo, look at me, I'm **nearly** retarded, I'm so special, give me atention
Shut the fuck up, get the fuck out of your computer/phone and go have fun, so fucking tired of people begging for attention.
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>>8133681
You'll impress her anyway! And you could impress her in other ways, too.
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>>8133687
but i tried before and i couldn't gain muscle :(
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>>8133685
>cleavage
Does nim even have anything to flash?
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tfw bobs too far apart for cleavage
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKzY7lyKSV0
which inbetweener are you mtfg?
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>>8133687
I'm pretty light, it should be okay
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>>8133693
ooooo like what :o
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>>8133702
Pushup bras exist
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>>8133685
i don't have much to flash right now..
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I'm losing weight just in the hopes I can get princess carried by a bigger and stronger girl.
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>>8133698
eat like a normal person and lift stuff up and down its not complicated
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>>8133706
heheh :3
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>>8133693
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>>8133661
pls no :(
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>>8133715
That's cute :O Where did you get that?
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>>8133713
im a stupid tho
going to see a nutritionist soon
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>>8133661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8G8cdbPmp8
>they show up ready to party.
>what do you do?
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>>8133703
I can't watch that programme it reminds me of my life at school too much, it's so accurate.
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>>8133703
She called him hon lol
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>>8133711
I am not sure if I believe you considering you say you dont look like a girl and well
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>>8133724
aww that's what i was worried you'd say :(
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>>8133736
where am I supposed to find a boy to sex me
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>>8133746
Tinder?
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>>8133730
>gets boners from girls
AGP
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>>8133736
Humans are the most impressive and amazing creature in this planet, despite acting colectively as a parasite upon it.
If you want it, you'll get it. No excuses nor bullshit, if you're miserable and can't drive and cant fold clothes, its because you never wanted or even bothered to get off your lazy ass to better yourself and your life. You deserve to be what you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jhcxOhIMAQ
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>>8133746
Grindr?
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>>8133754
better than being an HSTS
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>>8133769
lol christian faggot
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>>8133746
This board lol
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>>8133774
>better than liking men
lmao
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>>8133774
>HSTS
What's that?
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>>8133779
Chasers only want you if you're real pretty already
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>>8133779
Kayla I want to get fucked not fuck his ass
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>>8133744
i upped my dose recently because i wasn't having very much growth
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>>8133788
Dang I was way off :(
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>>8133785
trutrans
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>>8133794
Why'd you think I was American, tho? o:
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>>8133791
Oh snap!
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>>8133793
That's a trap. Don't do it.
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>>8133791
don't judge miss cock
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>6 months HRT, dont pass
>"Give it time you'll pass!"
>9 months HRT, don't pass
>"Give it time you'll pass!"
>12 months HRT, don't pass
>"Give it time you'll pass!
Maybe /pol/ was right that the trans rights lobby is some NWO plot to brainwash Western men into becoming freakshows. I should have listened to my dad and joined the army.
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>>8133799
It's something commonly said in my area!
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>>8133802
i was also at 98 E at 4mg
I went up to 6mg
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>tfw faggy short boy with gyno
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>>8133795
So what does the HSTS stand for?
HTTP Strict Transport Security?
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>>8133795
>"trutrans"
kys
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>>8133805
My body changed quite a bit by 12 months but I barely saw any feminization to my face till like 20 months.
Losing/gaining weight might help. I'm still trying to cycle mine a bit lower.
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>>8133820
why is that naughty the target is like 120 :(
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>>8133818
HSTS garner more sympathy than Agps
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>>8133820
Google is making us sound alike?
So what does it mean?
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>>8133798
> I have more discipline than most here
No, you don't honey, the fact that you're here, self labeling yourself as "legit near retarded" is more than enough proof of that.
> Im just frustrated that i have to work three times harder to achieve even thr most bottom goal.
I bet you never even worked a third of what everyone else had to work for what they have achieved so far, stop complaining and saying you're retarded on 4chan and go do something for yourself. You're an insult to every actual retard out there because even they are doing better than your self pitying ass.
>>8133809
Small world ;)
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>>8133836
im self-medding :(
>>
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>>8133839
I know people that end up ded from self meding :(
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>>8133848
lol
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>>8133848
You're the first person ive ever met to say this. Give the details.
>>
My orgasms went back to feeling masculine in nature. How do I reverse this. ;-;
>>
i died from self-medding as my body warped and morphed agonizingly into a single, conical Tit.
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>>8133843
>homosexual transexual
Damn fags.
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>>8133843
as opposed to being really mentally ill faggot man slut so you pretend to be a woman to fuck lesbians
how typically male. transitioning to get girls.
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>>8133855
play with breast more?
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>>8133857
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>>8133843
It me
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im just a dumb fag
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>>8133863
I did.. I dunno. It felt from feeling like a warm tingly feeling in my chest that spread everywhere over 20 seconds to just a few seconds of centralized feeling down there again.
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>>8133875
we already knew that because you unironically support communism
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>>8133791
Eww ive never topped him.
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have to go to uni on my days off, instead of lewding gf
why even live famalam
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>>8133862
actually agp are not faggot sluts they transition because they desire to have a female body not to have sex. agp are in fact the real 'trutrans'.
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>>8133884
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>>8133889
when are you getting fitted for your promise rings?
>>
i have been crying pretty much every day since going from spiro to cypro
should i lower my dosage? at 50 rn
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>>8133891
To wait for the gay days that you don't have to go to uni and can lewd her, obviously.
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>>8133900
Ask your doctor :S
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>>8133900
Try 25mg.
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>>8133900
yeah probably
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>>8133909
>please don't lie to us ms cock
Nope, only thing i did was walk behind him as he did a dab after sex and slapped my gt on his butt cheeks, thats it
And if you do
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>>8133900
iktf
if you have access to blood testing then you should lower and then make sure your levels are ok
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>>8133856
I never mentioned anything about being fit or body appearence in general, but I guess you're so insecure about yourself that you felt the need to bring how "fit" you are. Not only are you **insulting yourself on 4chan** (cannot stress enough how pathetic that is) but you also feel the need to insult anyone that calls you out on your bullshit, but hey at least you got it right that I'm 21.
I really have nothing more to say to you, you keep saying you're inferior and you'll never amount to anything in your useless life, the change has to come from you because nothing anyone will ever say will ever change your mind. So many more have achieve greatness with much much less than what you have now.
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>>8133882
maybe you have to be in the right mood. I never had female orgasm yet.
>>
Is there anyone here who started transition at 24 or older, wasn't intersex, didn't have FFS and actually passes?
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>>8133912
that's very true
you are always very helpful.
Good girl.
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>>8133919
Yeah, I'm in 'merica :( Consent age in my state for HRT is 18
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>>8133920
Ugh...
And if you don't* know what a dab is seek sunlight
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>>8133929
Thank you for saying so~.
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>>8133927
Maybe..
Hopefully it'll change back after I get my balls removed.
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>>8133900
im going back up to 50mg from 37.5mg after my B12 vitamins come in
cypro can cause B12 deficiency
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>>8133928
Here I am.
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>>8133930
European countries force you to go through several layers of often insane and actually harmful gatekeeping that can actually last years before you're allowed to even have access to HRT. Some countries even force you to do Real Life Experience BEFORE HRT. It's why I think basically every European trip here self-meds, almost everybody who lives in this continent ITT is going through waiting list hell.
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>>8133920
holy shit Kayla lol
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>>8133939
are you nervous at all?
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>>8133947
A little. As much as I hate them, they're a part of me, and it's strange to lose something permanently.
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>>8133930
yeah, I'm self-medding, you can get all of the main hormones otc here. that plus gatekeeping and really long waiting lists makes DIY almost necessary where i live
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lol how is it even possible to fuck up so badly that you die from self medding wtf
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How do I dedicate my life to gatekeeping young transitioners? It would make me feel better.
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>>8133948
yeah, that's my view on it as well
im sure it'll just take some getting used to
i guess it'll be nice knowing you have your main T producers gone
what's the recovery time?
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>>8133953
Other than really bad luck and Factor V Leiden idk
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>>8133953
Macroprolatin levels high + Monopraclactin levels low
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>>8133941
is it necessary to take the vitamins? did you notice any symptoms related to that, besides depression?
>>
monoprolactin*
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hi...
im going to get straight to the point.
im from /pol/
noticed a trans poster in one of my generals saying how good estrogen made them feel and this has just been eating at me
just gonna come out and say it.
i...i...am trans. i want to be a girl and no manner of right wing rhetoric is gonna make me stop wanting it.
i am shaking even as i admit this for this first time in written word. i want to talk to my doctor about hormones and tell my parents how i feel.
i dont want to repress anymore.
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>>8133958
Don't. It's a good thing girls are finally able to transition early. I wish I could have.
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>>8133965
my skin texture is a little weird, there's a dullness that's related to a B12 deficiency
my motivation to do ANYTHING has become 100% shot as well
lethargy is another symptom
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>>8133946
Guess you've never had a meat spin moment with ur bf
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>talking to a cis guy about some problems due to HRT
>"Could you maybe detransition? That'd stop those issues."
uwotm8..........................
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>>8133970
k but drop your dumbass right wing ideology we have enough nazi trannies already
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>>8133943
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=famous+people+with+*real*+mental+illnesses
Not enough?
http://www.therichest.com/expensive-lifestyle/money/top-10-celebrities-who-had-terrible-childhoods/
>>
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>>8133976
Sure that's not vitamin D deficiency? Really common for shut-ins...
>>
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>>8133970
You are in good company :o Welcome to the club!
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>>8133970
THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD having the 'right' hormones in yer body
good luck and stuff!
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>>8133970
Awwwww! my post did get to you! hope you feel better soon.
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if you don't support Le Pen then you are anti woman and should consider detransition
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>>8133978
I've never had a bf. that whole situation you described was just so strange that I had to laugh
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>>8133985
i take a vitamin c supplement everyday tho
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>>8133948
I don't know. I didn't feel I was missing anything after SRS. And none of my fears about having to adapt came true. I thought relearning how to piss would be hard. Took me only a few minutes.
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>>8133995
hot opinion there lass
>>
woah mama alldaychemist is so much cheaper than inhouse
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>>8133995
M E L E N C H O N
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>>8134001
I said D. It's not included in most supplements since it needs an oily phase. Cod liver oil is an excellent source of it.
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>>8133994
yeah. you got to me. i think your attitude is really great and im happy things are going so well for you.
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>>8134006
It's also kind of unreliable, desu.
They very much fucked me over on the time I ordered Spiro from them, sent me half of what I paid for.
Inhouse is overpriced as fuck though, it's why I use QHI.
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>>8134002
Hmm. Okay. SRS is a decade at least away from me so I'm not worried about it yet. Just want to stop taking AAs for now. In 10 years I'm sure surgeons all over the world will have good techniques for those that had orchis.
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>>8134011
oh wait i meant D too
yeah i take a vitamin D supplement
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>>8134007
what's your family like politically? do you think they'll be supportive?
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>>8133995
>Supporting a backwards crook.
No thanks.
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>>8134020
detransition globalist scum
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>>8133970
you can fuck off /pol/ and stay off /pol/. You're a lost cause.
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Talk me out of replacing 2 out of 3 meals with something like Soylent, Ambronite, or 100%Food. Meal supplements are futuristic as fuck.
>>8133985
B12 deficiency is common for people who take cypro. On a side note though I wish you could get 5000 IU Vitamin D supplements, I've looked and looked but 1000 IU is the highest I can find.
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>>8134007
>nothing to lose at this point.
HAHAHAHA This is exactly what I thought too! Now my life is somehow even worse. At least back then I didn't have to choose between baggy sweaters to hide breasts in summer or being called faggot in the street. I'm telling you you probably won't pass and your life will be miserable. It's not too late for you, take T supplements and lift.
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>>8134024
I'm a Jacobin. Pretty far from a globalist. I just can't condone a party as unvirtuous as the FN.
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>>8134018
well lets see. since they noticed i never had a gf.
i get spammed with "you can be with whoever you want to be, we just want you to bring home a nice girl or boy :D"
>me: haha ok
>"are you happy with yourself or identity? do you want counselling?"
>"no no im fine"
if they directly asked "do you want to be a girl" i would honestly have cried.
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>>8134029
Meal supplements are bland and boring and an affront to the culinary arts
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>>8134033
you want France to be taken over by Muslims
you want to remain in the EU
you are a globalist and anti woman
>>
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>>8134041
>/pol/posting in the tranny thread
die
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>>8134029
Do it. Cooking and eating takes up so much time compared to my blended meals.
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>>8134040
hey lani wanna know something funny
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>>8134029
It's stored by the body. I usually take one 100.000 UI ampule twice a year.
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>>8134029
Why would you want 5000iu?
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>>8134023
> Depression and bipolar are meme disorders.
> B-but its memes, r-rite guys?
And saying you're "legit nearly retarded" isnt? Wew lad xDDD :^)
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>>8134007
Glad you're doing something about it
Also, don't listen to anything Shakira posts she's just a whiny bitter assburg
>>8134047
Jews?
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>>8134052
no
my dad had a culinary degree
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eat nothing but avocados until you die
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>>8134045
I am a tranny
go wear your hijab already
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>>8134057
Sounds yummy
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>>8134045
W wew
Soon they'll want to eat skittles and cam like me
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>>8134037
same lol
you will love estrogen i bet
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>>8134058
>being a fascist tranny
did somebody replace your brain with like a bunch of dirty diapers
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>>8134040
Yeah, but they're easy. It'd mean I don't need to worry about eating 3 full meals (which I literally never do), and can instead eat one nice meal per day without feeling like I didn't eat enough.
>>8134050
It's always changing, but recent studies are saying you should take about as much per day. And I don't get nearly enough sun.
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>>8134037
>>8134044
Do you want to end up like this? Do you?
>>8134052
t. Teen transitioner.
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>>8134037
they sound super accepting
those are questions my mom would ask me
i wish she asked if i wanted to be a girl and get counseling when i was like 11 or something
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>>8134070
tfw barely missed being a teen transitioner
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>>8134055
is that so your daddy could be an intersex tranny on hrt who weared dresses, owned a preschool and was a mommy to the kids while preparing wholesome foods there every day?
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>>8134076
i never said he wore a dress!
and he wasn't a mommy to the kids!
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>>8134052
>>8134064
>tfw /pol/ paints this pictures that transpeople are evil monsters
>tfw you're the nicest people ive met on 4chan
;-;
>>8134070
yeah. id rather be genuine than repress and be miserable in a masculine presentation. so be it.
nothing in life is easy. but ill never get anywhere if i dont try.
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>>8134080
aww you seem sweet
welcome!
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>>8134080
she is bitter, ignore her
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>>8134080
Well when you kill yourself in 2 years don't say I never warned you. You're weak.
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Okay everyone please hope for good tips for me
We're so close :3
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>>8134080
I am glad you have such an upbeat attitude about it :)
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>>8134088
bring out that feminine charm :)
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>>8134066
I'm a nationalist, not a fascist
but hey, continue listening to the lies being fed by the corporate media and deluding yourself into thinking that all the problems in the world will go away if we all just sing kumbaya and slowly let muslim expansionism go unhindered
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>>8134070
Hush Chris Chan, I liked it more when you had me filtered
>>8134055
Irony is cruel
>>8134080
Ehh, trannus are just regular ass people, at least once the dust settles and they start living their life. Just don't fall into the trap of being a shut-in or paralyzed from fear and you'll go far.
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>>8134088
GL with the tips!!
>>
>>8134088
Tips?
>tfw picking up camming for 'tokens'.
>gonna take down dollface
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>>8134091
I kind of just look like something in between a K-pop actor and emo teenager right now.
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>>8134095
b-but that means i have the power to cook in me too right?
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>>8134092
>/pol/yp thinks communists and liberals are the same thing for the 292845th time
yawn
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>>8134082
hi :D
maybe ill make a name when i decide on one
>>8134083
i hope she feels better.
>>8134086
i already came close trying to deny this. even if it comes to that, which i think it wont.
at least my family would know the truth.
>>8134089
>>8134095
i know the first few months are hard, but if i come out ill have people i can turn to
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>>8134098
sing for them then
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>>8134100
Having a vagina doesn't come preprogrammed with knowing how to cook :P
>>
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>>8134111
but i have the genes for flavor! it's in me!
>>
How did I know this place was going to be full of pathetic tripfags
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>>8134100
I'll get good at cooking
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>>8134111
Yes it does.
My father taught me
In my case;
My father kept an 8"veiNY slab of silicone in his sock drawer
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>>8134102
not all leftists are communists
but all communists are leftists
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>>8133970
Good luck! <3
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>>8134118
wear a cute lil chef's outfit too okay :3
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>when you dox anna
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>>8134126
I don't know where I'd get one of those hats but I can try!
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>>8134122
You do realize that left wing politics is the *least* monolithic wing, right?
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>>8134124
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>>8134133
we can find one in nyc im sure
i bet you'd look really cute in it :3
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>>8134133
https://www.amazon.com/Mercer-Culinary-M61160WH-Non-Woven-Toque/dp/B00R1AETJU/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1492558191&sr=8-2&keywords=toque
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>>8134122
Liberals are right wing, though, so I don't see how that is relevant in any way.
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>>8134063
Lewd
>>8133970
I'm glad you can admit it to yourself and that you're taking steps to be comfortable with yourself
Good luck senpai
>>8134131
>doxxing people
>2017
Wew lass
>>8134111
The hormones improve my cooking skills :^)
>>
*takes the only "turn-into-cis-girl" pill in existence*
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>>8134140
Nim when are you singing lessons set for?
>>
rip Nujabes :'(
>>
>>8134141
thank you for providing my chef with her required uniform :3
>>
>tripfags that post cute anime pictures to cover up the fact they are ugly as all hell
Gross
>>
>>8134147
im not sure, i think mom forgot to call x(
>>
>>8134149
Whaa?
>>
>>8134149
What happened?
>>
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>>8134138
im really happy and remembered why i started hrt
gonna make more of an effort to cry away my feelings rather than shitpost
>>
Why do the tripfags always type with such horrid grammar too?
Do the hormones suffocate their brain too?
>>
>>8134149
Hey he's been dead since 2010, i didn't know this.
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>>8134153
Nah, I post my beautiful face because anime is ugly.
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>>8134157
Nujabes! He did all the music for Samurai Champloo :( It's too bad he died in a car accident.
>>
>first cam show
>only $30
>feel like I need to work on my abs more, I hate cameras
>tfw
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>>8134164
Well, of course. Don't you know how HRT works?
>>
>>8134122
Liberals are not leftists though???
>>
>>8134166
Pretty :)
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>>8134166
Anime is better.
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>>8134170
hmmm ye i suppose so
nutritionist appointment soon! should help
>>
>>8134165
Yeah makes me sad :( I really like his music
>>
anime girls are just fursonas for trannies
>>
>>8134177
Reminder: girlbod
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>>8134182
i can't say that in person >>;
ill just ask on here and adjust it that way..
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>>8134169
>only $30
Only??
How much do people normally make doing this?
>>
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>>8134163
:)
you're going to make it my sweet Amy, I am proud
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>>8134189
i think you have to build an audience
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>>8134192
Wtf are you on about.
I don't hugboxo
I don't give a shit about anyone
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>>8134196
That's what I was thinking, but I don't know how any of it works.
>>
>>8134192
What happened what did I miss
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>tfw talking to bf on phone for 2 hours and when i tell him i'm gonna let him go so i can do a few things he sounds genuinely disappointed
i haven't had this in awhile desu. it's a nice feel to have someone who really likes talking to you who you share stuff with and all that. c:
>>
>>8134169
Having a bod isn't everything. It's performing art. You need honed talent and networking skills. And put both to good use.
>>
>>8134193
stop im gonna cry ;-;
hugg
>almost 3 months hrt
i love the right hormones
>>
>>8134180
>tfw will never be my animesona
>>
>>8134192
Pretty = pleasant to look at in a non-sexual context
I am glad flying lotus is still alive then :S
>>
>>8134189
Edie makes the same as I did while working in oil.
Quite a bit more.
Idk
I feel like buying that new bike and being a cardio addict again will help
I haven't done anything on cam since early transition.
This is kind of a test
>>
>>8134215
You're way closer than anyone else here.
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>>8134208
ha yeah it do feel good
>>
>>8134208
I can't live without people like that in my life. Usually just friends. But I really need them. And I do my best to be there when they need me.
>>
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>>8134213
>stop im gonna cry ;-;
crying feels good tho
>i love the right hormones
uwu
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>>8134233
I definitely will. Thank you for the recommendation :)
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anyone have a problem with not emoting very much in public?
i remember being taken to play warhammer a few years ago and having a really nice time only to find out that everyone thought i was bored the whole time
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>>8134224
By the time I get a PhD I'll be too old to wear a lab coat and hot pants :(
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>>8134208
That's kinda cute :3
I'm jealous desu, I want a boy like that.
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>>8134218
honestly my body is average in the sense of being slightly fat but not really fat and my face is just...what it is
and i make a lot more than most girls who look better than me. it's not really about looks. i sell GFE tho so i guess it's a bit diff
>>8134228
that's an interesting pic u have there anne
>>8134230
my best friend i'm like that with, and a few others, but i haven't had a boyfriend like that in a long while c:
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>>8134240
spicy i don't like spicy food
is that okay
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>>8134211
Bod is part of it.
I used to chase endorphins with cardio which led into 2-3 hour long wanking or lezziesex sessions with a little bit of pot.
They seemed interested enough tonight. I feel like I just need to amp it up a lvl somehow
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>>8134243
says who!?!?!
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1 of my friends on facebook said i'm a cutie.
i wish i he wasn't married to someone else.
he's so manly
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>>8134239
it really does. i do it more often now
im excited for the future
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>>8134243
Don't you do a lot of biking? Keep doing that and you'll be able to.
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>>8134246
That's OK. I still accept you xD
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>>8134246
NO
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>>8134245
Dafuq is gfe
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>>8134258
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>>8134256
anne feed me
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>>8134218
Scarlet was telling me she made close to $60/h, I'm just not sure what the range is.
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>>8134257
That's too bad :(
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>>8134241
that's what being isolated and not interacting with people does to you, I guess.
people always say I look too serious all the time, but I'm too self-conscious to smile and try to be more genuine, so idk
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>>8134254
I haven't completely shelved my idea of buying a lot of meat, silicon, used motor oil, prosthetic eyes and teeth, fresh blood, latex and tar to give a cosmic horror camming performance.
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>>8134244
you kinda do have a boy like that already tho don't you? c: just not official bf stuff
>>8134256
penis is drugs too
>>8134268
girlfriend experience
i do flashes, i suck on a toy, and.... i do spanks? otherwise the only anal i do is the ohmibod which is literally me like
sitting on a plug. which is literally nothing, i just sit there and ride it while they tip. the majority of my show is talking (a lot of talking tbqh) and my moaning and reactions.
what i sell primarily is intimacy. that allows me to have a limitless ceiling of when it comes to what i make.
where as girls who sell sex primarily have a set amount they can make, and anything over that is a bonus.
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>manager griping at me and letting out her problems on me
>seriously consider walking out and quitting
If your employees are heavily overwoeked and you can't run a business then don't attack the ones that work the most and worst hours
I don't need this job I can make $1500 in 8 weeks elsewhere
Should I quit if she does it again?
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past me wouldent belive me now
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>>8134284
yeah
and oh yeah i get nervous about smiling and relaxing because im worried ill do something wrong somehow
i think too much i guess
it's also like my brain shuts off so i can't rationalize my way out of it too
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>boyfriend is suffering several depression
>instead of being a good girlfriend and giving him the emotional support he needs I bitch to him about no sex
>he just gets more depressed and feels like a failure now
why am i such a retarded selfish asshole cunt mtfg? i regretted my thoughtless decision as soon as I thought about it for more than a second.
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>>8134297
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PIC
thanks!
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>>8134261
I took a break for the winter but I'm trying to do more biking yeah
It's hard, I lost my riding buddy to illness
>>8134255
My mom :(
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>>8134301
>i regretted my thoughtless decision as soon as I thought about it for more than a second.
Have you told him so yet? Go let him know he's appreciated and support him.
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>>8134297
little me would be horrified in the moment but i think id secretly like it after i thought about it enough
it'd take a while tho
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Why does Korra say so much dumb shit?
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>>8134308
prove her wrong okay
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>>8134301
go hug him and feed him hrt
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>>8134301
desu i wasn't sure why you were doing that either but i understood the frustration of no sex. altho now that i've had sex i'm over dat feel myself idk
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>>8134296
You might want to stick with it since you already have an appointment scheduled, get through the crap for now just so you know you'll have the money.
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My 1 year tranniversary is on Friday
How should I celebrate
>>8134284
Same
I was at a concert once and the dude next to me asked if I was alright breasts I looked so serious and stoic. And I've gotten it from a lot of people
>>8134233
Different people have different opinions. Spicy might have a better opinion because I have no experience with full time or passing
Your makeup pic looked fine, I know your no makeup pic looked more masc
>>8134297
12 year old me would think it's cool
15 or 18 year old me would yell at me for not starting sooner
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>>8134301
Naughty korra :( Such is the life as a human. We do things we don't want to do and we don't do things that we want to do
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>>8134271
thanks for freeing me <3
nini friend
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>>8134273
eat
>>8134294
ha yeah it is
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>>8134308
Well that's good. Keep at it and you'll have your routine back.
>It's hard, I lost my riding buddy to illness
Hugg!
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>>8134322
nn my sweet Amy <3
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>>8134320
Pizza and and and ummmmmmmm wings!
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>>8134323
wtf are we allowed to eat that
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>>8134323
what are dem round things?
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>>8134294
How do you market that from the get-go tho?
I'd be down for it & definitely wouldn't be the first time.
>>8134289
OMFG.
Talk about a very very narrow audience.
I'd watch just for the comedy of it all.
But, idk about the eroticism of it.
>>8134278
I'd be more inclined to go this>>8134294
Route.
I've been known to be manipulative AF and break interweb hearts before.
Ngl; I get off on it
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>>8134261
hi gril. :3
how are you?
>>8134280
yea.... :(
>>8134287
right?
i want to hold hands w/ him & cook him spaghetti & pizza
it looks like my hair has gotten a bit brighter.
i haven't seen it this bright since i started going through puberty
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>>8134311
why bother caring
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>>8134323
poor lobsters :(
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>>8134341
>potaters
what about dose them yellow things?
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>>8134336
Hey! I'm alright, just kinda being comfy right now. You?
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My bf talks about everything with me. Shit is hella cash. We even finish eachothers memes.
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>>8134344
i'm fine, about to start calc recitation
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*banging pots and pans together* I WANT AN APARTMENT I WANT AN APARTMENT
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>>8134335
How would a thing of bladed, oozing darkness with dozens of eyes, mouths and vaginas not be erotic?
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>pre hrt: im probably bi
>hrt: i love men, i want a boyfriend
w-why does it feel so good
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>>8134324
>tfw one of your coworkers is concerned that you don't get out enough and tries to set you up with a riding buddy
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>>8134356
>kerns
and wut about them thur red snappers?
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>>8134350
Woooo! Celebration in T - three days :O
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>>8134354
Maybe if you threw some sushi into the mix?
I could get into that,
Yeh
Sushi
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>>8134357
>riding buddy
Is this someone who does you doggy? Or a carpool driver? Speak english
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>>8134353
>trapped in a toxic living arrangement
>0.5% vacancy rate
>bidding wars on already unaffordable apartments
Sometimes, I really hate living here :/
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>>8134368
lol i used to do that too
it was like being in a pet store
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>>8134366
>Kayla based her entire existence as a girl on porn she watched as a guy
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>>8134364
Mmmm sushi :Q What kind do you like?
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>>8134364
And by sushi, I'm sure you mean real octopus full tentacles.
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>>8134375
omg anne im sorry
don't curse at me
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>>8134319
Hum. Okay. I'll start going to bed earlier and start doing my morning delivery job again for extra cash now. Just in case I do get upset and leave without notice. Which I seriously consider daily...
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>>8134383
ill buy you one okay
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>>8134374
Yellowtail is my faaaavorite
Then unagi
Then handrolls wrapped in salmon skin
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>>8134380
Quite so. I can attest to this. :(
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>>8134375
>tfw always went to the lobster tank at the local grocery to look at em while my parents shopped
Also I had a pet crawfish once
rip in piece Pinchy
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>>8134376
If it were implied I'd have to eat it from between legs.
Hell
Yes.
.....I'd pay to go down on that shit.
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>>8134320
congrats! female ambi public debut w h e n?
>>8134355
because boyfriends are amazing anon ~
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>>8134384
Aww cheer up Nat, yep it might stink right now but just keep your goal in mind for one more month!
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>>8134375
>potaters
>kerns
>crawfishes
sign me uP!
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>>8134366
Have you never ridden a bicycle? Jesus dude
>>8134370
Yeah I plan on it if the friend of hers is interested. Either way the sentiment is appreciated, although i wish it weren't that obvious that I'm lonely.
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>>8134373
Naw, i based it off of 90s romantic comedies
Im a down on her luck slut with a heart of gold
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>>8134387
they probably wouldn't make good pets...
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>>8134388
You know I've never had those before! :O
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>>8134389
Well I'm sorry you're too dumb to understand Green's theorem.
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>>8134402
do you have a fancy bike?
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>>8134405
ill buy a house by the ocean and she can live in our backyard okay
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>>8134388
aburi salmon nigiri
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>>8134408
anne calm down before i have to bop ya
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>>8134394
I'm aiming for the fall
Though I'll most likely dress fem the next time I need a new hrt prescription and blood test which would be like start of August
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>>8134403
But, there was feminism in 90's romantic comedies.
You've abandoned that shit harder than a Muslim woman non-ironically praising shariah law
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>>8134396
Yes ma'am.. need to stay positive.
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>>8134417
get a feminine hairstyle too!
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>>8134417
That sounds amazing! I am happy for yooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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>>8134402
>Have you never ridden a bicycle? Jesus dude
Remember who ur talking to, I've been on two wheels my whole life and never heard the term riding buddy, sounds like shit gay ass equestrians would use. We just used the term bro.
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>>8134416
sounds nice right :3
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>>8134406
Would you be willing to try
>I'm shallow AF, all my first dates are sushi
>If you're not adventurous, I'll let you pay the tab and never call you again
>If you gobble up everything toe-for-toe with me, I'd gladly go back to your place and definitely call you the next day like this girl>>8134411
>TFW I'm not allowed to fall in love but you make it really fucking hard
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>>8134403
Manic pixie dream girls are shit. I'd rather be a depressive psycho nightmare dyke.
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>>8134437
H-hi
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>>8134436
anne if i told you i was the heavyweight champion of the world would it scare you
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im a big dumb dummy. i base my femininity on porn and i hate bicycles and horses.
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>>8134418
I agree, but i live in the real world where everytime i get witty with men or out logic them they just yell at me so its hopeless to be empowered
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>>8134435
Willing to try the sushi you mentioned? Heck yeah :) I am always game to try new things
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>>8134435
>If you gobble up everything toe-for-toe with me, I'd gladly go back to your place and definitely call you the next day like this girl
h-huh?
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>be nice to transgirl friend
>"hey you're really nice to me and not like the other guys, are you trans and want help with transitioning?"
>"b-bu-but what?"
>"its obvious you want to be a girl, no guy is that interested in how estrogen works..."
>"yes..."
>"its ok, ive been where you are, you can be a girl too!"
>huggs me
I WASNT PREPARED FOR THIS
do you girls literally smell the dysphoria
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>>8134447
If they yell at you, they've already lost. That's when you deal the coup de grace.
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>>8134452
Of course.
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>>8134437
I will post this every time you post a pic: Pretty! :)
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I need more fucking coke. I hate reality.
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>>8134442
>6 months hrt, I wooed 6 trips into either being nude with me on TC or legitimately blow up my Skype begging for affection.
I've got this shit down.
But, seriously tho
Like, how do you draw ppl in?
It seems like once you're in the THICCCCC of things, it'd be easy to brush newcomers off
>>
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>>8134426
Well yeah but I don't talk that much about my personal life at work I guess I just have the sad loner vibe
It's k I've had that my whole life
>>8134409
It's fancy enough, it's not a road bike but it's a reasonably well equipped 8 speed hybrid with internal gearing, hydraulic disc brakes and a chain guard. Panniers and a rack are a given.
>>8134427
I don't know who you're trying to impress with the macho shit
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>>8134427
>sounds like shit gay ass equestrians would use
Hey now! :(
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>>8134452
>do you girls literally smell the dysphoria
yes
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>>8134442
im just gonna go buy a dildo tomorrow and use that to hold me over rn he's my priority bc he's giving off suicidal depression vibes and shit and this is really serious and not the first time he's been this sad
he says it goes because to even before he met me and I want to get another job to get him some therapy and anti depression meds. it's really scary but I gotta be the strong one for both of us till he gets thru this
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>>8134452
one of my best friends, who is trans herself, basically reacted to me agonisingly going "AAAAAA IM TRANS" with "i know"
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>>8134455
i knew i shouldent have been so interested...
but now i might be a girl one day...
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>>8134459
but i am that means im the strongest person in the world
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>>8134454
My mom said that, she says let them get tired and then swoop in with a beer to calm them down, then massage their scalp. Works every time, i swer if my bf was a kitten those moments he'd purr
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>>8134456
Don't make me post the really ugly ones. You'd regret that.
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>>8134464
he is a repressed tranny
ask him if he wants to be a girl
he will start crying
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>>8134465
I never did tell anyone, I told my parents and they went on to blab it to the rest of my family. Nobody ever mentions it though.
>>
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>>8134297
ikr
if me from high school met me today he'd be fuckin shocked
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>>8134430
very nice
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>>8134469
aAAAAAND this is why your father is in prison and your mother is living in his house.
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>>8134469
I wasn't talking about giving them beer and a massage. More like mercilessly mocking them before giving them a surprise knee to the groin.
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>>8134458
idk how to do that tho lmao that's again my point
i didn't specifically do anything to draw ppl in, they just came. it was my personality and things i was doing already that brought ppl.
there's no set list of things to do unless you do porn i guess? and you have to actually like the job and the men lmao
>>8134464
ya i get that :c
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>>8134437
NIGHTMARE DYKE!
WHOO!
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>>8134473
can you stop with this tranny shit? not ever dad person is automatically trans and its stupid as fuck to keep pushing this meme when more serious things are on the line. i dated a repressed tran before. he's literally nothing like that and gives of completely different vibes. giving a cis person hrt just fucks them up even worse
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>>8134486
wowww kaylas dad is in prison, what a shocker someone like that didn't have a good father figure growing up
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>>8134469
I just realized this sounds like my mom raised me to be a battered wife
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>>8134437
>Manic pixie dream girl
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
a couple people have called me this
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>>8134498
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManicPixieDreamGirl
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>>8134488
c-could I eat a sashimi platter off of your tummy?
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>>8134475
>Your last post made me swoon.
b-but its just tasty sushi
>And
>posts in the past made me warm and fuzzy.
l-like what
>You're the perfect partner sheen.
I dont think that is true
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>>8134464
Thanks for being strong for him in his time of need
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>>8134496
It'll be okay.
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>>8134473
when i was younger. i did want to be a boyfriend to a tranny...
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>>8134495
He's out now, though he is a 2 striker violent felon/arsonist/hit man/ex meth kingpin
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>>8134497
It took me about 5 seconds to figure out you were raised by one
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>>8134488
You asked for it.
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Is 20 too late to start
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>>8134460
can't girls be macho and claim to be dirt bike champion, but still wear 50s dresses and be a house wife?
>>
>tfw was finally starting to feel good about myself after all these years
>was gonna go full time in summer
>get called a hon, now miserable and depressed again
>back in the closet another 5 years.
Thanks /mtfg/
>>
>tfw u wonder if anyone knew u were a tranny
>>
>letter requesting to stay in Texas for the summer sent
>debating following it with another letter explaining that I'm trans
Should I do it? I don't want to ruin the chances of getting to spend time with the people I'll be staying with because they're family that I love and rarely get to see.
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>>8134509
Please send him a Father's Day card with a pic of you and your bf
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>>8134519
>tfw you never have to worry about this
>>
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>>8134511
Pretty! xD
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>>8134515
Im an enigma, or just a repressed lesbian
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>>8134516
lol
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>>8134515
Riding a dirt bike in a 50s style dress isn't such a good idea.
>>
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>>8134516
I am sorry :(
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>>8134498
It means you're pretty and have a nearly untameable heart.
>>8134503
Sushi is legitimately a dating protocol of mine.
The more exquisite your tastes, the closer I'd like to be to you.
Idk
I'm weird.
Idk, you really like cooking like me.
And cars n stuff
And you seem jaded like me
And sweet
And like just holding your hand would send you into a torrent of 1billion adorable blushes
>>8134521
<3
>>8134529
Sit on the front of the skirt......
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>>8134506
im lucky i knew one of you
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>>8134524
Yes
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>>8134536
what is an untamable heart
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>>8134541
yes wat
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>>8134542
It follows its own journey, not something anyone else can impose upon it
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>>8134545
Im that weekend
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>>8134536
Just so you know, eating fish or seafood makes me puke for hours.
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>>8134549
oh
that's good i think
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>>8134521
Lololol he knows him well, I've brought him around my bio dad a lot. Its funny because the first time i introduced them my dad automatically talks about his first murder. My bf handled it hilariously and was like "yeah what else are ya gonna do but stick a pool cue in his neck, we've all been there"
>>
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>>8134555
>first murder
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>>8134559
I'm not really a lesbian anyway. I'm even less straight.
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>>8134555
>Bragging about your boyfriend beating you in the future b/c you tried cutting your dick off and that's not what his controlling ass wants
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>>8134555
post pics of your dad
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>tfw your headstone will have your boy name on it
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>>8134567
Police mugshot, preferably.
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>>8134569
Not if you change your name!
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>>8134562
My dad was a real life villian, i grew up without him in my life but my mom made him out to be the boogy man. His stories are movie material. I keep telling him to write a memoir but apparently he's illiterate.
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>>8134577
None of this is remotely surprising.
>>
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>>8134370
yea, a little
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>>8134569
>tfw dreams about killing yourself and having a few filled seats at your funeral including like 5 members of your family and like 20 of your moms friends you never interact with
>tfw the picture is you in boymode and your hair has been cut at the request of your mom
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>>8134557
In all seriousness though I was a normal ass limp wristed teen with poor hygiene that was afraid of people
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>>8134583
Must have been nice to have a perfect happy family life like EVERYONE ELSE here
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>>8134594
fuck she would really do that too
she'd cut my hair just so i didnt look girly to her friends
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>>8134594
pls don't kys :(
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>>8134603
My parents were old bikers who parties every night until I was 10
I went to 4 highschool's after being expelled twice and juvie once.
>But let's start attacking other people when they point out shit you shouldn't brag about
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>>8134604
Dude.
Your face is already crazy girly.
She's probably waiting for you to come out as a gay man
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>>8134604
did you do the fake trans classmate thing?
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>>8134536
>The more exquisite your tastes, the closer I'd like to be to you.
m-my tastes are cheap tho, I grew up poor and even sometimes feel like the really bad frozen hamburgers that are made of toenail and parseley
>Idk, you really like cooking like me.
>And cars n stuff
>And you seem jaded like me
t-thats all true
>And like just holding your hand would send you into a torrent of 1billion adorable blushes
n-no I'm stoic!
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>>8134590
That's good!
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>>8134620
oh yeah thanks for reminding me
ill do it during the next commercial
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>>8134611
>believing k
you realise kayla is a huge troll, right?
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>>8134627
im excited to hear!
I hope it goes alright...
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>>8134624
No bb, you know how to cook.
And would eat exotically if your pocketbook allowed.
What are you doing for a living now, anyways?
>About as stoic as a puppy with separation anxiety<3
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>>8134603
I was physically and emotionally abused and neglected before being kicked out all while my sister was spoiled and blatantly favored. I really hope my family dies in a fire.
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>>8134628
You realize I'm the goddamn mtfg Sheriff, rite?
>How new are you?
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>>8134611
Whats with all this animosity
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How many Oreos is too many
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>>8134658
maybe like 10
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I'm in a really good mood
My manager was just annoyed and now she's really nice again
Tips are pretty good
Everyone celebrate
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>>8134648
I'm drunk
>4 day bender of Coors and red wine
<3
Ngl, I'd fight you RN just so I had somebody to snuggle with when we both Tucker out from bickering
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>>8134658
1 sleeve is max you should have
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>>8134658
Seventeen
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>>8134661
I hope the tips keep rolling in!
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>>8134642
My brother was heavily favored and still is. In fact lately my mom has been shitty to me and constantly brags about my brothers son and how shes upset i will never give her grandkids. In fact we had a huge fight about it easter night and i told her to never visit my appartment again. Then like an idiot i begged her to call me and said id adopt when my bf marrys me but she says yadda yadda its not the same as blood
Kill me
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>>8134653
Omg I hope things turn up for you sheen bb.
Food service is a pretty easy gig to hop into... And move up in if you jump around every 6-10 months or so
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phew got bf to take a nap and he's feeling ever so slightly better. i promised him I'd help find a professional for therapy and help with paying for anti depression meds
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how gay is too gay
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>>8134672
>What's a sleeve
a row
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>>8134676
Ask her goofy ass to surrogate?
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>>8134672
you asked what was a lot wtf
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>>8134682
however gay i am is the right amount
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>>8134682
The point where you loop back around to being straight.
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>>8134681
das guud :)
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>>8134681
Rub his back and feed him chilli cheese fries
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>>8134658
Infinity. You can never have too many oreos because if you do what i do an only eat the halves then you're never eating a whole oreo thus can eat as many as you want until you fuse two halves and tear a hole in sapce time.
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my thighs have cellulite when I sit down now ;_;
this DID NOT happen when they were smaller before hrt :((
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>tfw no bf edition
jere, this will soothe your feels
https://www.quora.com/What-does-it-feel-like-to-have-a-man-ejaculate-inside-your-anus-without-a-condom
>>8133618
i do pass to other trannies irl
this place doesn't count since everyone already knows I'm a dickgirl, you dumdum
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>>8134686
Idk I'm not even sure I've been up since ౽:౩౦
>>8134683
Oh derp
I immediately thought of beer when you said sleeve
>>8134695
This is how u get chubby
>>8134698
Welcome to womanhood bish
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>>8134698
hugg i got stretch marks on my thighs now
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>>8134698
There is treatment for that you know :)
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WHAT KIND OF IDIOT GOES TO MICKEY D'S FOR NUGGIES AND FRIES WHILE THEY'RE BEING HUNTED BY POLICE FOR MURDERING AN OLD GUY AND POSTING IT ON FACEBOOK
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>>8134705
me
i did it
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>>8134699
Tbqfhdesu; I've never seen a pic of you and am flying by the "mtfg trannies have cried about no passing features enough to to even clock ftm's" logic
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>>8134702
oh okay
go to bed alright
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>>8134709
was it worth it
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>>8134685
She has no uterus or ovaries. Still waiting to find out she's my dad, then i can just shoot myself. Kidding, she had an ovarian cyst and the dr panicked and made her afraid so she had major surgery in the 90s and turns out this dr did this to 10 women just to get the money from insurance for performing such serious surgery. Mom won a settlement but its in the either now.
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>>8134709
<3hi
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>>8134710
i'm not especially attractive, i'm a solid 5/10.
i.e. I'm ugly, but I pass and just look like any average uggo
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>>8134705
Did they catch him?
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>tfw you stagnated for a few years and fell behind in life
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>>8134705
niggers
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>>8134715
Is a mint oreo an affront to god I may have sinned greatly
>>8134712
No I want whisky first
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>>8134720
Your sister is still alive...
Alternatively, mommy$$ can help with in vitro fertilization from either your sisters egg or a converted sperm and find a surrogate elsewhere.
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>>8134705
>not wanting dank nugs while on the lamb
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>>8134729
>tfw stagnated ever since 19 and now 6 years later I don't know how to fix anything
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>>8134676
Here's to family being awful :/
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>>8134725
I guess when you hit 1/10 uggo-passing ratio, you enter valq territory?
Idk, I feel like I'd still be able to clock you irl
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>people believing and responding seriously to kayla
okden
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>>8134702
>This is how u get chubby
Bitch this is every day
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>>8134727
Cryolipolysis
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>>8134729
>tfw you put off transition for a few years and puberty most of its work in that time
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>tfw no gf
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>>8134743
hmm idk I kinda like the size though, it makes me happy to look down at them and see their new shape
...but the cellulite is SO GROSS
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>>8134753
>tfw gf
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>>8134753
Here, take this
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>>8134742
We're in the same line of work, I know how it is
I eat like a lardass and I'm the lightest I've been in years.
>>8134739
Tyy
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>>8134751
putting off transition until i finished puberty was probably the decision that will prematurely end my life
i plan on making a submission to a local inquiry into the importance of youth trans care and then ceasing shortly afterwards
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>>8134738
Why can't i just be her...
>>8134735
I don't knoe if i said this but my sisters aren't in my life.... and.... their half black. I swear on my life too. Its not the reason we don't hang out, its just they live in Covina and its a horrible area and I'm not keen on driving there, but we did have a super super super nice 4th of july last year. I tought them how to jet ski and they tought me eyeliner. I would like a real relationship with them. One almost died in a wreck last year, she got heavy facial scars and i feel super bad for her.
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>>8134761
I see you've picked up her image stealing ways.
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>>8134764
>tomato
>meatballs
>shrimp
>pesto
>tomato
>fresh mozzarella
kiss me
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>>8134767
:(
have you started hrt?
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>>8134773
Stealing images is funnn.
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>>8134739
>blank resume
My life is a blank resumé.
I have nothing to show for it.
No friends, no partner, no education, no employment, no money, no hobbies, no life.
I don't even have a video game high score or something stupid like that.
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>>8134778
nup
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>gain 50 lbs and stop exercising
>pass better than ever before
What is this meme?
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>>8134776
>I speak traneesian
>If only chasers knew good pizza was the way to any transgirl's heart
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>>8134789
approaching my mid twenties
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>>8134764
Rectangular pizza is an affront to allah
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>>8134765
>We're in the same line of work
You do deserve so much better though. My new coworker im training is an ftm named sky and she has a bachelors in applied physics and im telling her how to toss boxes. So far she thinks im ftm too lol. But like the boomers wont retire so educated people in our generation are fucked
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>>8134796
start hrt!!
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okay i told my mom about my fake trans classmate
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>>8134798
>ftm named sky and she
good job
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>>8134791
Now I'm going to be suspicious if a guy ever takes me out for pizza, which admittedly probably won't ever happen but still ;_;
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>>8134803
Why do you always tell us something but never give the story?
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>>8134753
>tfw no bf
i am gay boy someone take me pls
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>>8134801
i don't have the ability to
i wouldn't be bothered if i did
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>Ambiance will never be your gf
Why live?
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>>8134791
>If only chasers knew good pizza was the way to any transgirl's heart
My bf does. He gets me gourmet bbq pizza always, kinda sick of organic fancy pants shit though. I want pizza hutt stuffed crust with 5 cupa of extra marinara
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>>8134803
share pls
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>>8134803
what if she asks questions you can't answer?
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>>8134819
you can just buy em you know...
there's no hurt in trying unless you enjoy your masculinity
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>>8134798
>she
It's my fault for not having work experience or networking but the job market really isn't what it used to be.
Idk I did get promoted pretty recently though, it's gonna be comfy and even better it's a position that will work when I'm in school
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>>8134797
>not eating the bigfoot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phDAyOf6j1A
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>>8134821
o///o
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>>8134821
thats because shes already MY gf fgt lmaoing @ ur life fempai
>>8134811
that reminds me have you gotten any cite colored no show socks yet? (ankle and crew are uggo)
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>>8134825
???
>Lying about being new to trannyism
>You wouldn't have an answer
Um
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>>8134811
>>8134812
>>8134823
a lot of "that person, he/she" talk
told me that she wasn't a real woman and asked if i wanted a full-girl or a half-girl
told me that transgendered people were homosexuals
told me to get my haircut and man-up my appearance so i didn't attract people like that
told me that i was already confused and that interacting with this person would make things worse
and ended it with asking me if she'd had the surgery yet
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>>8134835
they might ask about names and shit though, like it could all fall apart
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>>8134833
I thought I was your gf?
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>>8134828
i can't just buy em
if it isn't sold in a store and at a reasonable cost i have no access to it
i'm not going to beg for them or spend two years begging a doctor here
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>>8134827
n-no
I'm saving myself for someone special.
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>>8134837
.... welp. Try not to let it hurt your transition though.
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>>8134833
Ankle socks are best socks next to thigh highs :( y u no like ankles?
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>>8134839
nah youre my handsome manly bf i not into that faggot gf shit bro
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>>8134837
did u tell her to shut her tiny mouth of lies
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>>8134833
Korra, being a daywalker halfbreed yourself
can you confirm that niggers are indeed stupid enough to blow a mans head off while livestreaming then stop at mcdonalds for nuggs and fries?
>>
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>>8134837
>transgendered people were homosexuals
> man-up my appearance so i didn't attract people like that
these things seem in direct conflict with each other desu
but i guess her thoughts on this and lgbt stuff isn't based in logic so
>>
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>>8134822
then get your plain cheese with stuffed crust and marinara
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>>8134837
>told me that i was already confused
what did she mean by that?
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>>8134849
>TFW if I were single, I'd fly down to the swamp and boyfriend up you and your man..
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>>8134837
>mom I lied, there is no transperson friend
>I am the transperson
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oh there was a lot of laughing and "just your luck! you've been looking for a girl for so long and the one that takes interest in you turns you to be a man!"
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>>8134837
>told me to get my haircut and man-up my appearance
>told me that i was already confused
pretty sure she knows senpai
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>>8134867
>Mom, she's actually my gf
>Mom, I'm dating myself
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>>8134841
you can though!
inhousepharmacy.vu sells them
if you live in the US its no problem at all to get them
just follow pic related!!
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>>8134788
Gained that much weight when I quit tobacco for SRS. I already passed before but everyone told me I looked better with the wright on. Less angular face and fat in the right place, I suppose.
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>>8134847
thigh high socks are the exception they're their own thing and aren't really used for casual everyday stuff. you have to be really deliberate with them and plan an outfit around it
but she only has ugly white crew socks and now qt colored ones and that's a shame. and idk ankle socks are kinda meh looking too it's just no show are so best that nothing besides thigh highs can compete
>>8134852
ghetto trash yes, but what the media doesn't tell you is that there is a subset of fairly normal and well integrated into society blacks. that doesn't get TV ratings so we aren't talked about :(
>>8134856
*head pat* good girl to make things fair I got tranny meme socks this week I'll show you them in another post
>>8134863
p-pls that's degeneracy and I'm a good Christian small town country farm girl >\\\<
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>nsw goverment ends it's "safe school" programme designed to help lgbtetc kids not kill themselves
i have to sorta agree that it is a lot easier to sweep gay/trans kids into a grave than make cishet kids uncomfortable
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>>8134867
thats really awful honestly...
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>>8134878
not in the us
also unable to buy stuff online
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>>8134880
>TFW can't wait for my harem
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>>8134886
sorry anon :(
maybe try to find an informed consent clinic or something similar in your country
I just don't want you to give up hope, the mental and emotional changes from hrt could really help you
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asked me if i was asking her permission to have a homosexual relationship
>>
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>>8134880
>there is a subset of fairly normal and well integrated into society blacks. that doesn't get TV ratings so we aren't talked about :(
thats because the liberal media wants to baby niggers because the left are the real racists
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>>8134893
"i dont need your permission"
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>>8134890
there is only one
but there is a two year waiting list to see them
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>>8134893
say yes, honestly
even though thats obviously a stupid take on what you said
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>>8134893
tell her the truth
tell her that you are a girl
do it
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>>8134902
>liberal media
does america even have liberal media?
maybe liberal as in "liberal economics" but i've never seen any left wing media to come from there
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>>8134881
idk what this program was like but in Canada in my province the program they are trying to kill right now is literally just a club where once a week lgbt (and cis het too if they want no one asks if you don't wanna tell) meet in an empty classroom during lunch. it does not affect cis hets at all but still just the fact that it exists at all is too much for them.
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>>8134905
:(
idk what to say
maybe try to get on it
I really hope things work out
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>>8134911
NPR, maybe.
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>>8134911
>i've never seen any left wing media to come from there
you havent been paying attention then
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>>8134905
if you have a friend in another country you can send them money and they can buy online then ship to you
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>>8134889
>implying i wouldnt beat up your tiny twink ass and end up as the dom
f u c c g i r l p l s
>>8134902
not even a /pol/ tard but let me rant for just a sec here.
i absolutely hate how ghetto culture glorifies violence and crime instead of education and hard work. their entire lifestyle is being welfare kids if the government and blaming the white man for everything while they get free money and act like uncivilized animals while reproducing faster than Catholic Mexicans and rarely ever having good environments in the home due to a lack of a father figure. it's encouraged for black. guys to be sluts and thugs and sleep with as many women as possible and these are the types you see on the news and on TV the most.
what I hate tho is how the left is encouraging this mindset and enabling their shitty "culture" instead of sponsoring job fairs and teaching practical social skills to improve their lives through hard work and dedication to a craft or skill. no Rhys just call them. good boys who dindu nuthin and everyone else is racist for not putting up with their aggressive and asinine behavior. I guess it's more profitable or something, but yeah I agree with you and I'm a centrist not far leaning left or right it just depends on the issue
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>>8134924
i don't have a bank account
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>>8134853
I'd be happy with either desu
Maybe a slight preference leaning to the billionaire >.>
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>>8134930
>I'm a centrist not far leaning left or right it just depends on the issue
I think you mean far right fascist nazi who should be punched for being a nazi!!!
>>
hugg nim the cute girl
>>
>I'm a centrist
lol
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>>8134930
Your wavering boy muscles won't save you.
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>>8134922
To be honest, from a French point of view, any form of liberalism is right of center since here left wing is equated to putting general interest over individual interest. And it's usually thought of as something that can only be achieved through a strong, centralized state. Pretty alien to USian politics.
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>>8134921
got the qt light blue ones and the dark grey bear socks if im gonna meme I want them to be at least good looking and have some practical use outside of the home :3
http://m.imgur.com/YU1tTsq
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it really makes me angry when people say they dislike lgbt people because of religious reasons, then laugh at them and mock them
obviously your religious beliefs are just giving you an excuse to be a bigot, you don't give a shit what god says about it
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>>8134939
you are annoying and I hope someone punches you
>so much for the tolerant left
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>>8134954
i didn't know they had trannies in 0th century jewland
>>
lonely, feel ill
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>>8134951
Qt socks :3
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>>8134940
my heart </3 ;-;
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>>8134942
i mean its a thing. but if i absolutely had to pick a side i would go with a moderate right wing or maybe conservative left wing
it just really really depends in the individual issue how I land on the right left scale
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>>8134947
i want to be française
>>
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>>8134951
why wear sissy clothing ?
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>>8134969
The country is in a sorry state, to be honest. Mostly because of the EU.
>>
so the reaction overall was worried and disappointed which i suppose is better than angry
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>>8134987
what happened?
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>>8134987
When I announced my transition, there was just a bit of surprise. Everyone thought I had left that behind for good.
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>>8134980
its meme socks for wearing around the house mostly the bear socks are actually cute and can be worn with certain outfits
it's only sissy stuff of you make it sissy stuff if you have self awareness you can make it work
>>8134987
proud of you for testing the waters like nim. you earned 1 free popcorn voucher that can be redeemed up to a year from today
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>>8134980
>tfw no european wants to be european anymore
;-; the dream is over
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