/mtfg/ - male to female general

>>8134993
these:

>>8134803
>>8134837
>>8134867
>>8134893

>>8135008
so did she give her her uhh "permission"?

how to lose your virginity without pain (girls) https://youtu.be/Tn5ywPFetAY

how gross do guys find cellulite?
im not even fat either :(

How do I become a pure cinnamon roll?

>>8135011
she told me not to go for it because she'd eventually wanna stick it in my butt

>tfw still a virgin

>>8135008
tell her you are the transclassmate and you are going to be a girl

>>8134998
>tfw had a dream about an mtf friend losing hers and telling me about it and it made me insanely jealous

>>8135025
...fucking WEW

like seriously wow...she really is pretty far removed from modern culture like you said
I mean really lady come on...

>>8135021
newbie here, what's cinnamon roll?

>>8135008
This sucks.

I think my mom would flip out at me if she even knew I was engaging with queers (even though basically all my friends are).

Her reaction to me being trans is like the scariest thing in my life to me. I sympathize a lot with your situation, Nim.

>tfw u grew up a straight boy and lost ur virginity to a boy
What is life

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>>8135020
guys don't give a fuck and will sex literally anything with a cute face and a hole. you should see how many absolutely disgusting cis women have husband's and kids

>>8135021
less posts about wanting to kys and don't be mean to anyone. I'm too mean to ever be one of even trod when I first started posting bit this place made me way meaner than I am in person

>>8135027
are you a ha done cis male? or can help with that if you are bb

>>8135021
Not sure :( but somehow I am on that list

Smiles that reddit timeline was GOALSSS I'm so jealous, you're so pretty

>>8135021
-no suicide talk (sadposting is ok sometimes tho)
-no giving details on where to shoot yourself if you want to die
-post face/partial face

good general start to it

>>8135047
Post it

>>8134998
how do I lose my virginity without pain I need this info

>>8135047
seems like a person to avoid desu

>>8135039
Meta-attraction is a hell of a drug.

>>8135038
she didn't flip out but she seemed really worried

butte?

https://unsee
.cc/tuzeramo/

oh she's framing the girl as a predator trying to prey on sweet innocent me now

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>>8135025
no words. she's i n s a n e and has no clue about anything lgbt

>>8135051
Just go to /r/transtimelines it's right there, up to her to share it here imho

>>8135066
>ftm
>girl

wew lass. but now would be the perfect time to tell her ur a tranny

>>8135021
cinnamon roll list was created by chasers for girls they want to fuck and who seem easy to control

>>8135062
I think the thing is that besides my mom being socially conservative and shitty about LGBT stuff is that she's also an obsessive micromanager with everybody in her life, specially me.

Everything that implies me not being under her control makes her angry.

>>8135064
The fuck are you even saying

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Triggered

>>8135066
:(

just tell your mom you're going to ask her out

now we're watching a vhs tape on dating that my mom bought when she first went into the dating game

at like 38

>>8135079
lying is illegal

>>8135079
she's like 5'9 i think

>>8135087
transgender is illegal

>>8135064
>15 year old
i hate to sound salty but if you can't pass at 15 you literally are unable to human

>>8135077
You need to get her out of your life

Inb4 stupid excuses, if you give me that shit you deserve a controlling cunt of a mother

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"Fun"

>>8135092
i was already 6'1 at 15 lmao

>>8135076
>anyone wanting to fuck sheen

Okay I will try to post less about killing myself and my guns. I've posted partial face before.

>>8135086
That's... sad. You should introduce her to /r9k/, she'll feel right at home.

>>8135104
yeah she was a literal wizard

I feel awful

>>8135083
but you are a boy so what are you triggered about?

>>8135102
Told ya removing suicide jokes was a good idea!

>>8135086
tell her to eff off already. come on, nim, have some self respect

>>8135106
what's wrong :(

>>8135113
what should i say

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Post (You)
unsee.
cc/tipomuda/
>>8135025
I mean that's shitty that she's being like that but wew
>>8135086
Oh lord

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>>8135102
Gun posting is fun posting.

>>8135008
I guess it could have gone worse I suppose, good job scouting for information!

>>8135108
I'm not expressing milk and getting suckled any more

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tfw ur a 5'10(.5) hon

>>8135114
stressful environment making me feel overwhelmed again and I feel kinda ill, have a pulsing pain in my head

>>8135117
how you feel about her talking so much trash on you

>>8135039
elanna please tell me your secrets how do I lose my virginity to a boy

>>8135093
I'm literally using my master's degree I'm getting in Europe, where I currently am, to get a work permit come September of this year so that I can stay here, separated from my mother by the entire Atlantic Ocean.

I've been trying to get her out of my life for ages but Latin American society is basically designed to make you dependent on your family (even more so than Western society), this is my best chance at freedom and peace of mind and I'm gonna fucking do my best so it works out.

>>8135117
legit maybe tell her you sometimes wish you were a girl

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>>8135105
>mfw mom's mom is a baby boomer /r9k/ beta

all her tranny hate and dumb ideas divorced from reality make sense now. i am now picturing her as a female angry pepe screaming memes at you. also this:

>>8135006

>>8135117
Leave me alone and let me be an adult, if she continues to bother then kick her out if it's your place, or leave and never go back otherwise.

>>8135128
she's not directly tho

It's so hard to keep up with chat xD Too much multi tasking atm

>>8135129
present your bp to him
he'll do the rest

>>8135121
but boys dont do that

I'd hate to be very unpopular here but still post here all the time. Must be a depressing life.

>>8135127
aww im sorry

im a little stressed right now too >>

>>8135118
w-wew tfw qt gf

>>8135122
heh womanlet

>>8135121
When I see how much a pregnancy fucks up a girl, body and mind, I'm glad I can't get pregnant. If I were cis, I'd get a salpingectomy just to make sure, to be honest.

>>8135148
I am glad you do :) We need more more opinions

tfw the dating tape starts talking about the genetic differences between girls and boys

i guess catholics are so repressed that they need to be taught sex ed in their 30s

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>>8135149
I hope it gets better soon

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ummm so how is everyone? i'm thinking of getting a lotus flower tattoo n the back of my neck and somehow tying it up with my ying yang in my left shoulder via a vine motiff.

>>8135134
never

>>8135135
ye born in 1955 and raised by her grandma who was born in the 1800's lol

>>8135160
maybe

it wasn't angry tho, im glad it wasn't angry

>>8135148
poor sass :(

>>8135161
Meh... If you get a tattoo, get something worth it. Skulls and blades.

>>8135167
yeah that is a good thing

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...tips on shaving down there ._.

>someone tries their hardest to insult you
>you agree with them and they seem to get uncomfortable

>>8135173
wax

>>8135131
I'm moving back with mom :3

>>8135172
she thinks im confused though :(

>>8135161
Good :) How are you?

>>8135173
shave with the grain and very gently

>>8135180
Confused about what exactly?

>>8135170
sass is dead ;-;

>>8135152
:3
>>8135122
>not being 6'3"
:^)

>>8135185
i don't know, she just said confused

>>8135189
obviously about your sexual orientation

maybe tell her you've been feeling LESS confused about who you are lately...

>>8135192
no i don't want to come out tonight

>>8135173
Go slow and be careful

>>8135178
Didn't you post a while ago that your family was actually pretty decent about this?

I'm always a bit jealous of people with remotely supportive families. You wanna know the saddest, most fucked up thing? I don't expect my mom to ever accept me as a girl or stop deadnaming me when I come out, I don't expect it so i don't hope for it or have any fears about her not doing it, because I take it for granted. My actual, only desire, is that she doesn't try to stop me, which she can very much attempt if I'm living in Chile.

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>>8135129
Idk I just met a guy and we awkwardly flirted with each other on steam for a few months with elaborate weird quasi erping with things like dolphins with tentacles. Then I asked him out when we were on ecstasy and he stuck his peepee in me. We were together 4 years lol.

It worked out breddy gud

>>8135180
just make sure to be careful

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>>8135197
>erping with things like dolphins with tentacles

>>8135197
I made out with a random girl on a club night (to which I went alone in the middle of a depressive episode) and we ended up being together for 4 years and a half and I would've probably gone on to marry her if I hadn't turned out a tranny. I still love her and I miss her, she's the only person from back home I regret having had to leave behind.

this tape is weird

it's a psychologist doing like standup special while talking about how women like talking about feelings and men are good at looking at maps and stuff

>>8135193
understandable...at least you kinda opened a dialogue with her about it though
maybe itll start more conversations and make the whole thing easier

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>>8135197
leeewd

>>8135198
yeah i will

she's really worried lol

>>8135206
>men are good at looking at maps and stuff
I just realized I haven't played any grand strategy games since I started HRT.

...Spooky.

>>8135197
i want a bf
what is steam?

>>8135161
my boy keeps ignoring me idk how to fix it :(

tattoo would b cute though. find a good artist >.<

>>8135215
vidya is a lil less interesting to me now

>>8135171
ah cool a memento mori.

>>8135182
yeah all is good

>>8135197
lol too bad I only ever play videogames now when I'm feeling really depressed ;_;

>>8135203
shut up Ellen Page

>>8135222
im not her >:(

>>8135219
I'm still playing FFXIV a lot and I enjoyed Nier: Automata a lot but FFXIV is basically a tranny game anyway.

>>8135222
>I only ever play videogames now when I'm feeling really depressed ;_;
same
I play videogames a lot tho

>>8135225
I've never seen you two in the same place at the same time
really makes you think..

>>8135227
i don't have the money for nier :(

>>8135229
she's lil and im not

checkmate

>>8135195
Yeah they're really nice and supportive but...... aparte es hablar del golpe y aparte es verlo venir.

i'm just getting skinnier and growing my hair and have bitch tits. ^_^.

I just moved my girl stuff and my mom said to like hide it because she didn't want the maids spreading rumours and gossip. lol

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>>8135225
this

>>8135234
you should wear a dress at home and see what ur mom says

>>8135232
I literally was only able to play it because an American friend family shared it with me, which means she also literally let me go into her steam account to enable family share in my computer.

Otherwise I wouldn't have played it yet.

>>8135234
send me a recent pic nimmy, i want to see how cute you are NOW

>>8135242
nim has yummy lips

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>>8135222
Hey I wasn't playing games that much then either it was just my go to im client

>>8135217
>what is steam
Fucking droppeddddd

>>8135204
It's weird how life works out this way it's always random chance things that change the entire direction

>>8135238
>the maids
something something bourgeoisie something something

at least that's more than i can hope from my family I guess? I hate that my best hope is literally "mom doesn't go into an autistic screeching fit to try to stop me". Alas!

>>8135218
beep keeps ignoring me and I dunno how to fix it :(

>>8135246
send me a pic merc! i wanna see hiw cutr u are ^_^

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If someone had a good job, although not insanely good, could they buy your love? Asking for a friend.

>>8135244
was it fun

i was gonna wait for a crack

>>8135246
no wtf :(

>>8135258
you can't buy love

>>8135250
say big not yummy >>;

>>8135250
the pic on the right really reminds me of my older sister

>>8135261
It's an incredibly good game.

Crack might take months to come and unless it includes some kind of trainer for the final ending it's actually going to be impossible to get it offline, explaining why is kind of a huge spoiler though.

>>8135258
No one can buy my love! It's already taken :) And it's not conditional on whether he buys me stuff or not

>>8135253
>Fucking droppeddddd
idgi? i get that its a message thing, is it like Canadian facebook or something?
>>8135261
r-rude
why
>>8135267
>>8135258
you can't hurry love, no, you'll just have to wait! Love dont come easy, its just a game of give and take.

>>8135228
:/

>>8135253
okay where do I meet him then

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So this is what dollface really looks like, huh okay excuse me while I go vomit.

>>8135258
but also. yes, as long as they werent super ugly

>>8135255
>something something bourgeoisie something something
if you are a vegan you are bourgeoisie
FACT

>>8135280
cuz im gross no one can see me okay

>>8135256
wtf

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>>8135267
But you can buy a blowjob and some hookers even give the girlfriend experience
It's functionally the same for an hour or so

>>8135286
I eat plenty of meat though.

>>8135255
go to steam, I'll share with u my communism story for a magazine competition I'm hoping to enter :)

>>8135273
is that good or bad

>>8135291
i think id just feel sad that i had to pay someone to talk to me

>>8135255
i meant discord! :p

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>>8135280
>you can't hurry love, no, you'll just have to wait! Love dont come easy, its just a game of give and take.

>>8135267
yes u can u shut up
I've been alone my entire life, and not once has anyone asked me out. I am not fucked up looking or ugly, I am just unattractive, thus no one wants to date me.

>>8135286
where is the evidence

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>>8135282
Idk I met mine at a rave but the best advice is go out and just b urself

>>8135280
Steam is a multi billion dollar community and content delivery service for PC games. Literally anyone who plays video games on a computer has steam

>>8135299
most rich people are vegan
most poor people cant afford to eat anything but meat, rice and beans

>>8135294
I really don't like her but she looks perfectly good

>>8135307
perfectly good how

>>8135298
>and not once has anyone asked me out
ask them out then

>>8135302
>go out
>b urself
i see those things are probably why I am having issues

>>8135302
>>Steam is a multi billion dollar community and content delivery service for PC games. Literally anyone who plays video games on a computer has steam
I have a mac
and I dont play video games outside of my cellphone games.....but I see
hmm.
so....you meet people because they're playing the same games as you? or like it was a multiplayer game and you talked to him?
at this point I'm just curious

>>8135311
idk like a cute cis girl looks
she also has a really big butt so maybe you'll get that

>>8135319
wtf why are you staring at your sisters butt

and idk maybe im half puerto rican

>>8135322
I mean you kinda notice general body shape when you live with a person for a decade

>>8135318
I made friends with people from a multiplayer game this one guy was like one of my best friends we don't really talk anymore but he's really cool he does photography and he posts pics of like warehouse hip hop shows it's cool. also he's the first person I told I like guys and I want to be a girl.

I hope my hips are going to grow a bit :\

wtf this is a video series for married couples why am i watching this

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sup mtfg
how are ya doin

>>8135331
big ones for eva!

>>8135305
that's not evidence you just said stuff. here let me do it.
most rich people eat meat all the time.
most poor people can't afford to eat anything but rice, beans, and vegetables.

>>8135336
I hope so, it would be really nice
>>8135335
hoping the slight hip soreness from sitting on them is good

>>8135335
p weird

i told my mom i met a girl in class and she turned out to be trans to test the waters and now she's forcing me to watch these old vhs tapes on dating

>>8135267
i think someone having the money to care and provide for me is a lovable trait

>>8135345
use the tips on the fake trans girl

nim has a really big butt

https://youtu.be/G22X5X49VhM
Vaporwave!

>>8135350
how do you know

>>8135350
got pics?
nims body makes me very...curious..

>>8135335
hi grace! How are you? :D

she keeps calling her a he it's kind of annoying me

"tell your teacher in private not to pair you with that guy anymore"

x-x

>>8135356
what does that mean

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>>8135344
>and now she's forcing me to watch these old vhs tapes on dating
WHAT
>>8135342
i hope so too!
>>8135351
I got some good hipster shit for you
https://youtu.be/CrgTB88aafM
>>8135360
pretty mixed rn
hbu

>>8135363
yell at her for that!!
its very disrespectful

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>>8135284
Really want to vomit? Here's how I looked last year without a shave, makeup or even hair combing or clothes. Took that pic just after I woke up from SRS and posted it here right away. Yes, I'm crazy.

>>8135363
ask her why she won't respect her gender identity

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>>8135318
We met irl, we just both used steam as an instant messenger because msn was dead and Skype sucks. Idk it was just keeping in touch after we met at a festival like a year after when we first met at the same festival, except I was a boy the first time.

>>8135338
>most rich people eat meat all the time.
>most poor people can't afford to eat anything but rice, beans, and vegetables.
but that is literally the opposite of the truth

>>8135366
yeah and it's for married couples lmao

>>8135369
i told her and she did it a couple times then went back to he

>>8135366
I really want to have nice hips, bobs are going to end up tiny so I need to have something

>>8135378
stab her a lil bit

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Why does she even like me
I really love her but I have no idea what she sees in me
I don't deserve her

>>8135368
Pretty! :)

>>8135366
That's what I'm talking about :)

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>>8135313
>mfw I actually gained confidence to ask a girl out last year and did it diligently, but she still said no after she considered it
WAKE ME UP REEEEEEEE. this initially made me give up everything, because she was someone I definitely felt like I had a chance with.

>>8135383
maybe your going way too fast

>>8135382
ok

>>8135383
I know this feel. It's never gone away.

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I'm starting to get REALLY anxious about increasing my T
I should schedule my next blood test tomorrow
>>8135383
Just let her love you.
You can't fight it.
You'll only hurt her if you deny it.
Let yourself be loved
And most importantly
Deserve her.
>>8135390
This is also a huge possibility.
Apparently normies go on a bunch of dates first
I know online is different so there could be a lot of rushing going on.

>>8135366
I am OK :) Just another good day. Hubby ordered some pizza

>>8135395
love after a week or two is way too fast

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>>8135379
>tell story about first bf and first person you were ever in love with
>be told that ur not into guys
I'm sorry but what

>tfw a part of you just wants to scream at the people who love you and care about you that they're insane for seeing any good in the trainwreck you are

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>>8135008
>You've been looking for a girl for so long and the one that takes interest in you turns out to be a man!
omg nim
your mum is just horrible

>>8135402
not fast enough
they could be engaged by now

>>8135402
I've known love at first sight. Sadly, she died soon after, before I found a way to tell her. Was so afraid she'd thought I was just mocking her.

>>8135390
Yeah I guess so
But I don't see why not to, I love her
>>8135395
I'm trying to make myself better for her but I keep messing things up
>>8135402
I've loved her for a bit longer I just didn't tell her, she's really amazing and I have a ton of reasons to love her, I just dunno what she'd see in me

>>8135395
>I know online is different
aka not really a real relationship

>>8135328
oh, that sounds really nice anon.
>>8135365
it means you bitch and moan about your body alot, but no one really knows quite what you look like. and so we're curious
>>8135351
https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng
>>8135378
tell her you're not going to talk to her about it if she can't be respectful
>>8135371
oh. I see.
so he knew you as a boy first hmm? how was that?
Idk, i'd feel really weird about that I feel like

>>8135416
Online is okay so long as people make plans to meet in person soon enough. Long distance stinks but is doable

>>8135414
infatuation is a dangerous thing, at least give it a few months before you use the love word

>>8135418
lani has seen it kinda

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god, this is a really horrible headache.
anyway, i'm almost ready to start trading buttcoin.
i'm gonna have a REALLY slow start, but that's ok

>>8135424
p o s t
b o d y

>>8135421
cant wait for cry to complete

>>8135429
no it's a boybod

>>8135430
Seriously.
I hope I don't become a commie though :(

>>8135418
Yall are blowing my mind right now! This is so guuud that I am enjoying myself

>>8135411
she's just close-minded

>>8135432
femboybod is cute

>>8135094
is that linkedin. I fucking hate that website so much

>>8135421
>Realize Extent of Sexism
If transition redpills mtfs how come they all turn feminist?

>>8135438
it's not a femboy bod though i have large shoulders

>>8135442
>>>/r9k/

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>>8135434
>I hope I don't become a commie though
shhhh dont fight it

>>8135435
https://youtu.be/3xPXQQ4ic08
https://youtu.be/i6Zv5XMdnjY
https://youtu.be/WYvji5AXOfk
https://youtu.be/OrR1TGQY20Y

>>8135424
i agree with>>8135429
desu
i'll do it if u will

>>8135444
it probs is a femboybod and it probs is cute though

>>8135442
it actually is pretty obvious when people treat you differently when they think you're female after living your whole life as a male
and this is coming from someone pretty conservative

>>8135373
no actually it is the truth. see this is easy I just say whatever I want and its true.

>>8135454
that sounds fucking rough Ash, I hope all will be well ok!!

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I'm taking a break, I'm feeling a bit over stressed with school and my mom is having a mental breakdown so I need to be there for my family. I love you guys and I hope you all do well.

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>>8135418
We had met and done drugs together over a few days. We weren't friends until I was a girl so idk it wasn't that weird at all really. I just disappeared for a year and came back and he was like "oh shit she got cute" and the rest is history

>tfw want to shave arm hair but scars will be visible :s

sadd

>>8135458
18 inch shoulders
33 inch ribcage
27 inch waist
36 inch hips

manbod

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>>8135442
because feminism is the true redpill

>>8135465
I won't be alive when you come back but please take care of yourself

>>8135454
GL ash :(

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just want them a little wider, come on hips!!

>>8135460
https://www.institutefornaturalhealing.com/2011/04/the-economics-of-obesity-why-are-poor-people-fat/

>>8135465
oh okay

ill keep your mom in my thoughts, i hope things aren't too bad

ill send you nutmeg pics to help with moral <33

>>8135467
>I just disappeared for a year and came back and he was like "oh shit she got cute"
fingers crossed I can pull this off
I really feel like I'm starting to look like a faggot lately, hopefully thats a good first sign

>>8135465
Good luck Ash. You're a good girl.

https://youtu.be/sZkKqclmUsY
https://www.youtube.com/user/ArtzieMusic/about
https://youtu.be/ET6657PH9gQ

>>8135465
if you didn't see it>>8135462
lol
but, yeah will pray for you, i hope it blows over and things chill out!

>>8135467
ohhhhhhh ok, that makes alot of sense actually

>>8135474
look nim
you don't have to post anything, but everyone who sees pictures of you says MUCH better things than you say of yourself
so its probably NOT a manbod, especially given your skinny noodle arms

>>8135490
>praying
A bit too old for that

>>8135495
She gave you her measurements.
She has a typical male figure

i have a giant bag of unlubricated condoms on my desk rn ama

>>8135506
why dude

>>8135453
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss It's sooo guuuddddddd xD

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>>8135502
>27" waist
>36" hips
>typical male figure
mfw

>>8135502
a 0.75 waist hip ratio is considered pretty attractive for a female
definitely not typical for a male

>>8135484
this article says literally nothing about veganism

>>8135506
>>8135508
those ones are the best the lube that comes with condoms isn't very good better use your own lube

>>8135495
See! People agree about the noodle part :D Ish cute

>>8135512
0.7 is attractive
0.75 is border line fat

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Ugh literally the best chicken sandwich in the world ;-;

I should move to sf and buy a flat

>>8135508
my friend who was just visiting gave them to me to leave hidden all over MAI WAIFs bedroom, as a goof

>>8135519
these aren't even wrapped tho, i think they're strictly for goofs

>>8135524
lol it is a cute noodle!

>>8135421
>work in IT
lel
>>8135471
>tfw scars on arm are visible now but nobody has noticed them yet
w-wew

>>8135531
what a waste of perfectly good condoms >_>

>>8135490
I am familiar with that channel :O

>>8135516
simple
http://tinyurl
.com/me4v5r8
http://tinyurl
.com/mhvgfoz

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>>8135490
Yeah idk
The funny thing was nothing happened at that festival because he had a gf and he just ended up jealous because I ended up having a thing with and making out with and doing stuff with a different guy that festival
And that guy ended up just pretending nothing had ever happened between us. People suck.

>>8135487
It's generally a good sign yeah

How to get a boy to talk to you

>>8135528
im like skin and bones

>>8135535
it's not a waste if it's for a goof

>>8135542
talk to them first

>fap
>gt gets swollen

Well I guess I have to be extremely careful down there now. It's gotten very very sensitive.

>>8135531
oh yeah that's a pretty big goof

>>8135542

>>8135544
^ this

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>>8135528
read about it, you're wrong

>>8135547
yeah it is she's gonna laugh

>>8135548
spicy gets it

I'm balding. I won't start hormones until May 5th at the earliest. Where is a good online store to buy wigs for transwomen?

I'm looking for a black haired wig and one for a Chloe Price costume.

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>>8135465
I hope everything settles down soon for you and your family Ash. Stay focused on your studies I know you can make it. Please come back when you can <3.

OK I sent him a message. I hope he bites bc idk what I can talk to him about.. Sometimes I feel like he's not interested in me

>>8135557
finasteride
minoxidil

>>8135549
I think I'm within that...

>>8135538
first article is stupid. second article is actually good. thx for links.

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i miss my bf. this is an unfamiliar feel.

>>8135575
seriously google
veganism is for rich people and us serfs get the meat

>>8135563
Thanks...I don't like my natural hair though. I'd wavy, flowing black hair.

>>8135561
>Sometimes I feel like he's not interested in me
i mean if he's really not it's best to just say fuck it and move on to the next and all that

>>8135576
eww what r u goin soft on us???

>>8135576
:( What will you do?

i said i wanted to go out with the fake transgirl and my mom has tears in her eyes

>>8135589
bad move nim :(

>>8135589
are you exaggerating?

>>8135592
lol how
probably not a bad idea to ease her into the idea of things like this if nim is ever going to come out, rahter than just drop a bombshell one day

>>8135593
no she's not crying but her eyes are watery

>>8135595
it seems way too fast

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>>8135583

yes i'm becoming a ball of fluff. i'm sorry i know this is unforgivable behavior

>>8135587

>What will you do?
die

>>8135596
idk I think its good you said that
its such irrational feelings she has about all this stuff..

>>8135581
lol I still don't really agree with you I just wanted you to actually post some kind of evidence instead of just saying things. the thing about it being difficult to eat vegan because of having to make most of your own meals is completely true thats why I'm only vegetarian because I'm lazy and I don't actually think conscious consumption or whatever makes much of a difference. but I still disagree only rich people are vegans.

>>8135596
your mom is an extreme autist. like seriously that's a very autistic response

>>8135589
Manipulative

>>8135589
make sure you have all your hrt/trans stuff well hidden she might get more nosy after this

okay now she's crying

is it bad that my response to my mom crying has always been to start laughing

like idk what else to do

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>tfw your dick is bigger than his
>tfw yours isn't even big
this shouldn't be allowed. men should be required to have big dicks.

>>8135611
this!>>8135609

you need to be more careful nim

>>8135606
>>8135608
christianity

>>8135611
lol. idk mby bad she probably doesn't get why you laugh

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I'm dreaming of the day when I can have a place to call my own home

A place where I'm not constantly judged for being what I am

Somewhere where I can feel at peace and not be angry or afraid when walking inside

A place that I can fill with my own memories and food and decorations

It seems so far away but I can imagine it so easily already

It would be small and quiet and I would be able to finally do what I want

okay she's crying because she thinks getting into a relationship with a transgirl would make me spiral into a psychological crisis

>>8135620
She fucking knows

>>8135609
my hrt is in vitamin bottles next to my bed

>>8135615
okay you need to buy a chastity cage and he needs to buy a penis pump

>>8135620
sounds very logical and grounded in reality

>>8135628
I just need to find someone with a better dick, lel

>>8135626
Hide them
Play it safe

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>>8135601


[thats qt tho]

>>8135615
smaller ones are more fun to succ IMO because there's no pain when they go down your throat

>>8135620
lol. sorry nim I just have to laugh at people like this.

>>8135626
mby like take it with you when you go out so you always know where it is

>>8135625
she's talking about how transpeople have to go through a lot of psychotherapy and how they get a bunch of different hormones so they're unstable

and i keep saying im attracted to women so she thinks that me getting into a relationship with a transgirl would like cause like cognitive dissonance and make me go nuts

>>8135632
sorry I'm just trying to recuperate your relationship with this guy

>>8135636
hmm.... tfw never sucked dick

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hugs emi

my mom woulda lost her shit

>>8135641
>she thinks that me getting into a relationship with a transgirl would like cause like cognitive dissonance and make me go nuts
wow
I kinda want to say something mean about her but I won't

>>8135609
this
>>8135611
eh just let her throw a fit and cry like a retarded child. she honestly deserves to feel like shit after all the harmful stuff she's been saying

>>8135641
hugg :c

>>8135617
Nuuuu it's not christianity! ;_;

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>>8135641
That aside, she already said that you're "Already confused"
Like jfc she knows that you're some kind of lgbtqomgwtfbbq

Fuck her though, let her have her stupid tantrum

>>8135652
Yes, in fact, it is

>>8135618
sounds really nice. for some reason I always dream about doing my own shopping and having my cupboards and stuff filled with food I picked out

>>8135649
>eh just let her throw a fit and cry like a retarded child. she honestly deserves to feel like shit after all the harmful stuff she's been saying

this x1000
she's just gonna have to deal with it

>Message seen 2 minutes ago
>No reply
JUST

I hope things go well for Nim.

"Overbearing bigoted hispanic mom" is literally the main antagonist of my entire life so all this shit is kind of hitting me in the gut reading it.

>>8135661
its okay beep some ppl don't check their phone often

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>>8135652
first step is to accept that most modern christians, the visible and vocal ones especially, have nothing to do with following the lessons of christ

i mean that dude would totally have hung out on mtfg and done magic srs for us

>>8135656
Where in the New Testament does is say being trans is dumb? :(

>>8135662
are you out to them/your family at all?

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would u sex with jesus y/n

for me y

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>>8135652
it's not so ouch the dogma but modern Christians use the Bible to justify all kinds of fucked up shit they do. the daddy truth is that the overwhelming majority of Christians are shitty people especially about lgbt and the church in general is fucking full retard on the subject and I don't see it improving ever. the church barely follows Jesus's teachings at all anymore

t . christian tranny

>>8135497
i do what i want faggot
>>8135539
thats actually kind of funny

>>8135668
Hahahaha, no.

I will only be when they no longer have any power over me, getting employed here in Europe will break the tethers that have bound me my entire life and allow me to finally just literally be myself.

My mom would probably go to extreme lengths to stop me from transitioning if I was still at home.

>>8135666
Christian songs aren't that bad.
https://youtu.be/bD0djqbR04I

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>>8135667

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>>8135667
there are okay christians, but tbqh organized religion does 10x more harm than the good they accomplish in the world

>>8135674
maybe but that white guy isn't jesus

>>8135506
>unlubricated
why ??

>>8135674
he would tell you how to fix all ur problems and give you a kiss on the forehead and magically make you feel amazing but he wouldn't sex u

>>8135675
>believing in God
Are you a child?

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hey mtfg
how are you?
is everything okay?

>>8135674
is this is a trick question to send me to hell or something

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>>8135667
Do you really think the religious right gives a flying fuck what's in the Bible?
No, they cherry pick whatever can justify a good old fashioned fag bashing

my only goal in life is to find God so I can kill Him

>>8135689
Everything's bad

>>8135589>>8135611

lmfao, this is funny as fuck

>>8135657
The refridgerator here and kitchen here is always full of stuff that's never going to be cooked and thrown away

The pantry is full of utensils and not food that never gets used and every week more utensils are added into the pile

If I go in the kitchen at all she is there is screech at me about how what I'm eating will give me cancer even if it's a fruit