/mtfg/ - Transwoman General

First for mtfg is delusional

>>8131108
Not me I'm a boy

>>8131107
Ftms then. Lol

sad gay thread

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Be nice to each other
>>8131103
That's a nice painting

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>art edition

>>8131111
same

>sitting in bed
>idly running my hands lightly over the tops of my breasts
>they're so soft
>realize you're probably a month away from having to be naked in front of one of the people you're seeing

F...uck

>>8131109
If that's true, he should have his license stripped.
Having religious beliefs conflict with your job is against the hippocratic oath.

>>8131111
That is true

>>8131117
I may get some of his work for my bedroom. Each of the rooms in my house is supposed to be themed around a different artist. There's Matisse in the hallway, Raphael in my living room, but I ran out of money before getting to decorate my bedroom. I think I'll put Hockney in there.

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>>8131122
Ash?

>>8131133
Is this impressionist or something?

>>8131131
Is that what you spend your jobseeker money on?

>>8131125
hes still working. apparently his "daughter" was trans and she simply went missing and he laughs about it.

some people say he had them sent to pakistan to be tortured.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4

>>8131138
I'm not on JSA.
And you can get prints from any art gallery for under a hundred quid. It's not hard to decorate your house with something better than anime wallpapers.

>>8130803
>lmfao you just traded away your human rights
You mean like the human right to be a terrorist and not get deported?

>and the freedom of public services
The EU was going to privatise the NHS with TTIP.

>>8131137
mhm it's wassily kandinsky, one of his less abstract earlier paintings, bfr he went all modernist

>>8131146
Did you look into a deliveroo job? A courier type thing could work well for your skillset

>>8131141
That man needs to be murdered

>>8131108
Agree.

>>8131159
If only these hons knew they didn't pass

>>8130926
>There really needs to be an investigation into everyone involved with that,
Yes let's have the state investigate the state's mistreatment of trans people. What could go wrong?

>>8131155
he was apperently attacked by a schizophrenic patient who a nurse say he mocked and agitated and bullied for his "delusions" and refused to prescibe medication and instead said to convert to islam instead.

the patient is in jail now though and he was unpunished. i think the board refuse to fire him because of shortages.

>>8131152
Wow his style really changed a lot over the years.
>>8131156
The scene portrayal reminds me of Whistler but the brush strokes remind me of Van Gogh.
>>8131153
Who said I needed a job? Also if this is Oryx please fuck off.

>>8131161
I meant in the other way, a lot of girls here that say they don't pass actually do.

>>8131168
Spooky

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>>8131141
not sure what the scare quotes mean

record him saying something fucked up, objective evidence is a lot harder to ignore than conflicting testimony against a licensed professional

fuck he prolly killed his daughter or got her killed desu

>>8131147
i get the impression the current goal is to fuck over nhs/public institutions until they're so crippled and ineffective that turning them over to private interests seems reasonable anyway

that's how we do it here in the states

>>8131167
Im the anon that asked about your past a few years ago. Who will you vote for in the up coming election?

>>8131170
Like who?
Very few here pass.
Imho the only ones that pass are:
Ufufu
Kuroneko
Dollface
Ash

Everyone else is either andro or looks male

>>8131173
i actully made this whole story up cause im bored.

>>8131174
You're Oryx, go away.
>>8131175
>tfw not on the list

>>8131175
Half of them dont post here so they dont count

what happens if the Tories win the most seats, but fall shy of a minority?

Then LD won't do a coalition - they were burned before, and they want to oppose Brexit. Then the Tories won't be able to rule as a minority government. And another election would be stupid. So they might be forced to concede the government to a Labour/SNP/LD coalition. FUUUUUUUUUU YESSSS

>>8131175
Literally most of the trips that have gotten any progress into their transition, unrealistic standards for passing are cancer.

>>8131147
You do realize there are two examples of non EU markets

Norway - in the market, has to agree to literally every rule except fishing, including free movement of people, no vote

Switzerland - limited voting, obeys all rules, free movement, huge taxes on goods going in and out

>>8131180
Are you keeping well?

>>8131183
The standards aren't unrealistic.
It sounds like you're too stupid to differentiate between masculine and feminine features.

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>>8131176
i figured but i like to assume positive intent, even though i'm on 4chan

>>8131175
Early transitioner
Early transitioner
Photoshop
Literally has a fully formed vagina

>>8131182
But this won't happen, Jeremy Corbyn is going to get destroyed harder than Michael Foot did in 1983. But one can dream I guess.

>>8131193
I'm not even British and I find Corbyn a disappointment: A politician who I agree with on most things who just Keeps Fucking Up.

>>8131192
Ffs saved kuro

Just had a wet dream where I was drinking liquor in the back of a toys r us. AMA

>>8131196
Corbyn is a cultist.

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>>8131167
whistler makes me want to kill myself, this stuff is so beautiful

Tfw you see a pic of moon man transitioning

>>8131192
Kuroneko had FFS as well, bullshit list.
>>8131196
It's not his fault he just turned up at the wrong time when the conservative middle class is booming due to the housing bubble and nobody gives a shit about the poor anymore because it's not kids-in-rags-on-the-street-starving tier obvious anymore.

>>8131198
Oh yeah forgot

FFS and other surgeries
FFS at a minimum
Photoshop
FFS

>>8131205
Ufufu only had voiced surgery
Kuro had full ffs
Can't comment on Dollface
Don't know if Ash had surgery

>>8131199
do you mean "wet" in the sense that you were drinking or was someone there with you

>tfw don't qualify for medically assisted suicide
why won't they let me die

>>8131204
His fucking MPs did a number on him too, so I guess you're right.

>>8131208
Ash posteted pictures of her nose job and said it was a revision, not full ffs but she's had work

>>8131203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_9zqStdH5Y

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>>8131202
Don't kill yourself.

>>8131209
No, like I woke up to an orgasm.
I was drinking alone.

It was so fucking weird.

>>8131216
But wasn't that for a deviated septum?

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Dropping some truth bombs senpai
Tanya is actually the prettiest trip

>>8131208
How the fuck can we compete with these rich intersex trannies?

>>8131221
>hugbox
K

>>8131222
Be an andro hon like me

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like dear god is the freer gallery on the travelling list now

>>8131220
Revision probably means "they fucked up the nostrils the first time and I cant breather now"

Her nose is different again too

Idk why this seems weird, it's common to fuck up the nostrils when you go too aggressive on a nose

>>8131221
That's not true but you have your right to your wrong opinion. *Grace* is the prettiest trip.

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>>8131199
>drinking in a toy store in your dream made you orgasm
Tbf I used to get weird non sexual wet dreams too when I was a teenager
>>8131225
>tfw gonna make it to the andro life sooner or later

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Daily reminder, we'll only make progress through love and kindness :)

Ok everyone, now lets see some positivity. Who are your favourite trips and why?
What are you happy about today?

>>8131222
Don't forget that even some couldn't be saved by ffs

>>8131180
>>tfw not on the list
you're always saying you don't pass and you're a hon but you haven't posted any recent pics

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>>8131231
Just belieeev
Andro life best life
Less fuck boys
More women

>>8131233
Most can't, ffs is hard and dynamic , it's flipping a coin if you get fucked up or not

>>8131230
But grace looks like a boy still

>>8131236
Oh that's a shame

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>>8131240

>>8131239
From all the people I have seen here with their results, it's been 50/50

>>8131240
Grace passes well enough, I don't see much boy in her at all

>>8131235
People save unsees that's why I stopped doing it. And I don't want to post too many pics and get recognized somewhere IRL. Just trust me I'm a hon.

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>>8131218
you got it

early transitioner am I an unpassing hon

>>8131248
Then you need to see an optometrist.
She looks like a young boy with just longer hair

>>8131254
>Olive
>Hon

>>8131236
>more women
Tbh I'm looking for guys tho
I'm sure I can get decent ones with andro mode

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>>8131230

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i'm the prettiest hon

Tfw obvious tranny
Tfw no stealth life

>>8131250
Practice your voice

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>>8131251
Love the green brush strokes around the flute-thingy player, evokes the feeling of music emanating from him. I have pic related in my hallway.

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>>8131266
It could be worse.

>>8131250
>not wanting to be recognized on the streets
If I ran into someone who recognized me from mtfg I'd laugh about it desu

>>8131266
Iktf
Even surgery couldn't save me

>>8131272
That's not a comforting thing to say at all

Hello my lovely ladies! How are you doing, today? :)

>>8131191
Noble from you.

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>>8131284
Wanting to die :)

>>8131284
What's your discord Spicy?

>>8131294
Spicy
#7848

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>>8131284
Pretty good today
How are you?

are you supposed to shave arm hair? shaved my entire body except the arms, not sure if it would look weird

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>>8131283
You could be a delusional hon.
At least this way you know were you stand.

>>8131297
Doing great! Doing great! Thanks for asking :)

>>8131299
I do, I actually epilate it.
My (cis) sister does not remove her arm hair
I don't think it really matters.

>>8131299
No

>>8131299
There is certainly nothing wrong with it and I'd recommend it, how dark is your arm hair, would it be very noticeable to others?

>>8131299
No arm hair looks weird

>>8131301
>tfw ywn look that good in a dress
aaagh

everyone hi
you are cared about
take care of yourselves

sometimes I get the weirdest looks from guys and I have no idea how to interpret it
like I was crossing the street and I looked over and there's this guy clearly staring at me and grinning
and I've gotten random smirks so many times...idk if they can just tell i'm a fag and they're making fun of me or what

>>8131316
Thanks for being positive :)

>>8131316
Thank you Anon.

>>8130782
I have a psych appointment in june so let's see how that will work out. I already passed out once and was close a few times when I had job probably because I was so skinny.

you are helping because you listen to me and talk about it and what it could be instead of just giving one medication and see what happens.

>>8131316
no i'm not
I'm just waiting to die

>>8131299
I used to but it's started growing way thinner which is nice
I do shave them occasionally but it's not like I really need to, the hair there is super light.

>>8131301
tell me I'm delusional anon
these hugboxers only ever tell me I look Great, Hun™

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>>8131299
Yeah smooth arms are really nice
Is there any body hair you *shouldn't* shave?

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>>8131299
>ever having body hair
>mfw

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>>8131314
It's all angles.

>>8131319
They know.

>>8131316
Good post!
In addition, don't forget that things will get better if you let them.

Good luck everyone.

>>8131271
i don't paint but this is really nice. i don't think i'd want it in a hallway, though - i think i'd want it somewhere i could look at it while sitting. maybe while talking to somebody or thinking about something. (do luv the different angularity of the middlemost 'leaf' tho, and how the others seem to respond to/justify that.)

when did y'all start to notice a reduction in body hair?

>>8131299
it makes them really smooth and soft and nice, do it

>>8131316
Thanks anon <3
>>8131294
Shakira do you have a discord?
>>8131330
Smooth arms is best feel tbqh

>>8131309
yeah, it's very dark, quite noticeable.

>>8131310
>>8131306
and on fingers and hand? should i just leave that there?

>>8131336
I never had body hair except for legs and crotch

>>8131319
Maybe they think you are cute? And are nervous to be around you

>>8131330
Your eye brows

>>8131340
You can shave that

>>8131341
>never had armpit hair
that's weird

>>8131319
same
are you in boymode too?
i think its because they don't see fem amab people as fully male or "competition" in a way so they can let their guard down
or maybe they just think fags are funny

>>8131334
Thanks chippy :)

>>8131330
the people I know prefer trimmed pubic hair but maybe that's like something europeans like mostly. girls here don't shave their arm hair either.

>>8131328
I don't even know how you look. The anons might be right.

>>8131340
I only had peach fuzz on my hands thank god. I think it again depends on how dark and visible it is

Post the last song u got fugged to
https://youtu.be/YQOPXzUgDhA

>>8131341
>know I'm trans at age 20
>do nothing for 3 years
>now I have arm hair and a fucking mustache
happy days

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>>8131346
Well I had very light arm pit hair.

>>8131340
I'd get rid of fingers and hand hair too. Its probably not a good time to get rid of it all though since spring is here, if you've been going around with short sleeves then people would notice the difference easily.
>>8131341
Lucky...

>>8131350
Doesn't everyone shave that? .~.

>>8131349
Ta!

>>8131356
It doesn't have to be too late anon.

>>8131357
how is xir face so tiny lol

>>8131358
But everything else was fucked

Hope everyone slept well.

>>8131361
Don't insult moon man ;______;

>>8131363
AHHHHHHHH IT'S A ZOMBIE

>>8131359
only americans do that afaik

>>8131348
>are you boymode too?
yep always
hoodie + jeans every day
this never happened pre hrt either
I'm guessing a large part of it is due to my girly hair...but that still doesn't really explain their facial expressions

>>8131342
>tfw when you can't find that weird agender alien person for a proper joke reply

>>8131357
so weird

are the lips/glasses/hair shopped?

>>8131365
Do you ever sleep?

>>8131373
No.

>>8131319
sometimes i see this look, then i see the same guys looking confused and like blinking, as though they're not sure why they reacted that way.

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>>8131366
>only Americans
Do the others matter?

>>8131370
lol

>>8131363
Welcome back :)

>>8131360
I've been on hrt 5 months now
the body hair increase was really what forced me into it, and I'm super glad I'm on it now
its done a lot positively for my overall happiness

>>8131358
oh, it's autumn where i live and I'm wearing hoodies and sweatshirts all the time to hide boobs, so that won't be an issue

thanks for the feedback!

Oh also, to anyone questioning about how they'll explain away no arm hair, the excuse I use is that when I get stressed I unconsciously end up pulling chunks out. That means the hair gets all patchy which looks weird, and also if you shave it then you don't have anything to rip out.
People seem to buy it.

>>8131363
morning!
did you?

>>8131370
Idk
I just find the pic on a trans group I go to

>>8131363
>tfw nightmares every other day where you wake up in cold sweat

>>8131367
It really isn't a mystery. You are probably prancing around like a flaming homo, you fag.

>>8131296
Added you
>>8131335
Yeah you're right, the hallway is no place to truly appreciate it.
>>8131337
Uh huh Shakira#9362
>>8131354
Idk but I'm listening to this rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trDnFUK5dLo
>>8131383
This is why I don't go to trans groups.

>>8131379
Oh awesome, good job anon!

>>8131367
have been experiencing the same thing. stares waaay more often, which never happened before. still boymode too, but i probably look like a faggy boy now.

>>8131380
Glad to help! Had to mention the season, if people haven't seen your arms for a long time with what you're wearing then they probably won't remember enough to notice your arm hair isn't there anymore.

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>>8131375
Why?

>>8131381
Mediocre. Dreamed about working at my old elementary school.

>>8131384
Do you want to talk about it?

>>8131363
Hey Nat, I slept well enough.

>>8131381
do you get ingrowns there? or is moisturizing enough to prevent that?

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>when you go to the kitchen to get some food and he bends u over the counter and fugs u again

>>8131319
Men still ignore me, I get stared at by women a lot though.

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>>8131377
yeah we do

>>8131386
Accepted :)

>>8131395
Exfoliating and moisturizing stops ingrowns 99% of the time ime

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>>8131389
just look at the ground and never make eye contact like a properly adjusted autistic trans girl

>>8131399
i think it's time for you to get a blog kayla

>>8131377
hey cindy, I started watching k-on. it's really good, escapism/10

finishing first season now

have you been watching anything good?

>>8131395
Not really no. I don't really have any secrets I guess, currently I use an exfoliating glove and body butter on occasion, but even before that I didn't really have a problem.
Just a razor and shaving cream, don't be a nump and do it dry or w/e.

>>8131385
o-oh

I swear to gosh most people (except for my family) really seemed to think I was straight pre-hrt
and I know I do act faggier now but idk how they can tell so quickly!

>>8131389
overall I guess I like it because i'm being seen differently than I used to be
its still really weird though

>>8131407
More like its time to shop for wedding dresses

>>8131407
yup, i'm incredibly experienced at the art of staring at the ground whenever someone looks in my general direction

>>8131415
someone post that mtf walk picture again please

>>8131416
see >>8131117

everyone the trick is to just get fuckoffgigantic sunglasses and always wear them outside

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>>8131393
I just can't. I do pass out, but I usually wake up soon after and stay awake.

How are you?

>>8131400
you should wear one of your wigs out in public and see what happens

>>8131413
https://www.tumblr.com/search/wedding%20blog

>>8131385
C-can people really notice that you're a fag, or at least pretending to be a cis fag guy
>>8131419
I think I do or experience every point on that picture
Still don't know how to feel about that
>>8131386
Cool

>>8131415
That's cute :) Nervousness is adorable

>>8131420
won't big girly sunglasses make people stare at me even more though

>>8131400
Stop staring at them?

>>8131429
yeah but if they are big enough you can cry without anyone noticing

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>>8131412
Just stop acting like a homo and the stairs will stop. Unless you like the attention in which case prance away.

>>8131425
Considering we are talking about a feminine looking, long haired dude with visible gyno (how little do they know) - most likely yes.

>>8131425
A lot of it is natural though, doing stuff to stay closeted is understandable.
Don't feel bad :)

Why won't Oryx leave me alone?

>>8131421
I'm not really enjoying the mood swings I get, it seems to be completely fine and calm in the morning, laying on the floor crying my eyes out at night. Right now I'm pretty satisfied, trying to think of what to eat, probably will try to catch more sleep later. What's up with you?

>>8131438
Why don't you?

t.anon

>>8131438
just pump and dump her and she'll leave you alone
its the only way

>>8131438
Did you say please?

>>8131400
That's cuz you are scaring them.

>>8131393
that would be nice. it's weird because it's reocurring dreams like parties where I see people I haven't seen for years or even never met personally with and in the end the location get's destroyed. the other theme is that I have to avoid getting killed by goverment agents/military or have to kill someone for some organization. I can't sleep without taking my antidepressant and go to sleep at like 4AM every day.

>countless loads in me
>still not pregnant
Kill me god you son of a fucking bitch cocksucking motherfucker

whats a good brand of shaving razors to use on my shit face while i keep getting laser?

Tfw if magnum dong shows through a gaff and two pair of underwear

>>8131450
Use cream its faster.

>>8131451
just cut it off lol

>>8131445
Do you think there's a strong reason for why your dreams usually have this theme?

>>8131429
nah people don't stare when you have sunglasses mainly bc they're unsure whether you're staring back, and it gives you more freedom to just look at w/e you like, bc no one can tell

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>>8131409
O hey yeah k-on is great escapism, really comfy
Last thing I watched was youjo senki, was rly good desu

>>8131452
do not do this faces are sensitive last time I tried I got chem burns :(

>tfw I need to get my nose and the skin on my chin fixed
https://unsee.
cc/birepusa/

>>8131452
this is a horrendous idea unless you like chemical burns

>>8131450
The gillette venus embrace is a pretty good one, not that I've shopped around much but it works great.

>>8131451
where do you buy gaffs from?

>>8131325
hugg
i hope things work out
sorry im kinda sleepy and its hard to find replies cross-thread

>>8131461
Holy scar tissue batman

>>8131436
>Just stop acting like a homo
idk how :(
it just started happening one day and it keeps getting worse and worse
I do all these weird things with my hands when I'm talking and I don't even notice I'm doing it usually

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>>8131463
But it works.

>>8131434
thats a good point desu

>>8131469
It's very light under my nose and can only be seen in a bright light.
Bio oil has helped it a lot

>>8131464
Is there a difference between men and women's razors?

>>8131463
Appearances are not your strong suit, just be funny and all the girls will flock to you

>>8131461
m o r b i d

>>8131439
The morning has always been a little getaway, like some kind of temporary reset. It's a reprieve from the demons of the day-to-day, since they all like to sleep in.

You should go get a Monte Cristo sandwich.

>>8131477
I'm pretty sure it's just marketing, but a women's razor usually has multiple blades because using a twin on your whole body is a bad idea

>>8131460
>>8131463
where was everybody with this good advice when i was burning half my face :(

it didn't even remove the fucking hair

either time

>>8131471
huh so bullocks are balls?
I thought it was just a bong word for shit

>>8131461
what's that tattoo?

>>8131454
I love parties and meeting people I once went to one party that was crashed by one event but nothing physical got destroyed like in my dreams. I don't leave the house too much and don't have the paranoia of getting taken away/killed like in my dreams. I live in a small safe city there isn't crime to worry about either.

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am i ever going to stop being high? it's been like 12 hours lmao

>>8131480
look I know I look like a vaguely humanoid-shaped mass of rat hair and dirty wax but looking like skullface from Metal Gear Solid's not gonna improve my chances much.

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>>8131470
You need to stop doing that. I know it's easier said then done but you need to stop acting like some feminine caricature.

>>8131485
Oh you americunts.

>>8131483
>using a twin on your whole body is a bad idea
I learned this the hard way.
>>8131485
Lol "bollocks" means balls yes, "this is bollocks" means bullshit pretty much and "the dog's bollocks" means something really good.

>>8131490
Be social

>>8131450
Dollar shave club

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>>8131436
>Considering we are talking about a feminine looking, long haired dude with visible gyno (how little do they know) - most likely yes.
o-oops
>>8131437
True, yeah
The little things are getting hard to hide desu, but I'm also a year in so I guess it's expected

>>8131484
Yeah that was my experience too.
Nuked my face so I had like a bright red beard shadow, barely touched the hair.

0/10 would not recommend.

>>8131498
Even triples are starting to be awful for me, it's why I'm trying to switch razors. My skin was delicate before HRT and I think its getting worse and even more prone to irritation.

>>8131492
Did you have a thc jolly rancher? My bf tried to give me one but said id be high for a day

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>>8131461

>>8131492
I wish coke kept you high this long

>>8131494
>some feminine caricature.
well wtf its not intentional :(
I didn't even notice I was doing it until it was pointed out to me

>>8131477
Angle of the blade but functionally no different

>>8131482
Making some noodles with old chicken soup.

>>8131490
That's pretty strange. Maybe it's not abduction itself you're afraid about but losing what you have and not having control over it.

>>8131508
Stop doing drugs

>>8131506
you know if he was trying to look like a woman like people like to say you'd think he'd have done something about that chin

>>8131498
>"the dog's bollocks" means something really good.
literally wtf thats so weird
no wonder y'all call the second floor the first floor

>>8131494
>you need to
why

>>8131501
ehhhh what can you do :P

>>8131517
>no wonder y'all call the second floor the first floor
This genuinely fucked with me for months when I arrived in Britain.

It still fucks with me, occasionally.

>>8131499
what do you mean exactly? I'm at a point where have 5 social circles to meet up with.

>>8131524
what's wrong with calling the first floor the ground floor?
:^ )

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>>8131483
>tfw use a single safety razor on whole body w/no issues unless i'm too lazy to change blades

it's almost all marketing, multiple blade razors can require fewer strokes but the biggest factor is the sharpness of the blade

i'm not paying $4/cartridge or any ridiculous shit like that

Who wants to be my roommate?

>>8131527
Thats good

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>>8131509
>well wtf its not intentional :(
I know, it's just a part of being a tranny. As you level up you'll (probably) start acting more like a real girl.
Like this dude.

>>8131501
Better hit the gym brah.

>>8131520
Next sentence in that post. Something, something, caricature.

>>8131538
Where do you live?

>>8131512
You really gotta try one! They are so good.

>>8131538
where

>>8131492
what did you take

>>8131489
Masks of comedy and tragedy

>>8131506
This doesn't even make sense.
At least try to make some sense.

The nose, chin, jaw, lips are all wrong

>>8131543
no if i were quoting the first sentence i'd have greentexted >You need to

mine was the one w/o the cap, see?

>>8131546
>>8131548
Salt lake city

>>8131543
I want to max my level asap! Grinding for EXP is a drag.

>>8131512
well my parents are divorcing soon. I live with my mom for 2 years now so it's not that much of a shock anymore that it happenes. Idk rn how my future/career will be so maybe that's why? I also lost my memory of almost everything pre september 2013.

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>>8131504

nooooo my bf just smokes REALLY really potent weed lol. i only took like 3 hits in the span of 3-4 hours and dis how i be after 12 hours and a night's sleep.

>>8131508

why do coke tho

>>8131548

the devil's lettuce

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>>8131557
Who are you and can you suck a cock?

>>8131543
>(probably) start acting more like a real girl.
yeah I guess you're right it does tend to be more overly feminine than most women now that I think about it
I'll keep working on leveling up

>>8131564
Idk it makes sex more fun.

>>8131537
This actually.
Single blade is really good and the smoothest I've ever had my legs was with a straight razor. Also really good for when you forget to shave for a while since that hair would otherwise jam cartridge razors.

I can see it being scary for newcomers though.

>>8131567
I'm not a trip, I'm not into girls

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>>8131557
Are you a Mormon?

>>8131556
Wat?

>>8131558
>>8131568
Unfortunately but some grinding is a must. Mannerisms, voice training, etc. - all need grinding. At least you can play as a slut (no heeling needed).

>>8131551
i know, he just popped into my mind
when i saw the pic

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>>8131564
that's not normal lol

even when i essentially od'd and couldn't hold my head up i was fine in the am

>>8131557
oh, you

i'm still in denver

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>>8131573
I ain't no damn girl.

>>8131563
How did that happen?

>>8131571
>>8131537
Enjoy bleeding out when your hand slips

>>8131575
Because you think we're both addicted to surgery

>>8131574
Heck yeah! No heeling is guuud stuff :)

>>8131577
Anon is there something I can call you besides cute animal poster? I referenced you in a conversation with someone and that's the best I could do

>>8131581
>smooth legs or death
If those are the only two outcomes I see no downside :^)

>>8131583
well that and the sunglasses

>>8131574
>Are you a Mormon?
No but a lot of my senpai is
>>8131577
denver is so far ;-;
>>8131578
I have a bf

>>8131586
I believe she likes Jana or something IIRC

>>8131453
Is there dong reduction surgery
>>8131465
I made mine

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>>8131581
safety razor vs straight edge desu

the safety part refers to the enclosure holding and angling a blade, it's basically the same effect as a cartridge razor

i'd use a straight edge if i weren't too lazy to keep it sharp and was willing to tolerate killing myself a few times

but my Feather blades and safety razor are fine

>>8131586
jana's the name i actually use

>>8131594
>Is there dong reduction surgery
srs

>>8131590
DAMMIT

>>8131595
Ah I will remember that, thank you!

>>8131589
But I'm not addicted to surgery though.

>>8131594
How

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>>8131570

weed makes sex fun too tho
and really being into the guy

>>8131577

idk why i stay high so long desu :c is it really that uncommon to be this sensitive to thc?

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>>8131600
:3

>>8131607
yeah body high sex >>>>>>> stimulant sex

>>8131580
idk yet but in november 2013 I was in shock on my dads birthday party in our resturant. I looked for my mom while my dad was sleeping and I found her when I opened the door to the kitchen making out with some dude. my uncle walked in closing the door behind him. I probably punched him a few times and I heard beer bottles shattering. my uncle then threw the guy out of the resturant and the party was over. after that I was shaking the whole time and trying to calm down smoking a joint with the waiter. also in may 2014 I had minor car accident. we ran into a car that stood still when we where at like 50km/h so maybe that did damage too even if the hospital said everything was allright.

>>8131604
good to know
i'm glad

>>8131574
idk i sort of like behaving however i feel and then waiting to see a disapproving glance, then feeling ashamed, then no longer feeling any desire to act like that. just drawing up a big, intuitive prompt-sheet of shame... so i was just trying to disagree with you (abt whether or not to act like a feminine caricature), but actually i don't disagree. i just prefer a different method of stopping

>>8131615
I had to get a revision because there was still some bone left in my jaw which needed to be taken care of.

Sucks about the scar under my nose though

I am so tired. I didn't get enough sleep :X

>>8131597
No that's lewd. Imagine always having a penis inside you
>>8131605
Waistband of an old pair of boxers and a fuzzy soft sock

>>8131563
>I also lost my memory of almost everything pre september 2013.
If this happened to a tranny after she transitioned could she believe she's cis?

>>8131617
did the skin by your jaw get messed up?

>>8131620
(hugg)

>>8131613
That's a strange case of amnesia. You remember things like skills you learned, education, etc?

>>8131625
:D Awww

>>8131624
You mean the skin on my chin?
That wasn't from surgery.
That was from an accident I had years ago when I ended up busting my chin open.

>>8131621
>Imagine always having a penis inside you
Omg lol I hope I can get that mental image out of my head before I get it

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>>8131623
Nah, the reality would hit her sooner or later.

>>8131616
Wow you're confusing.

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>>8131612

honestly having a guy ram his dick balls deep in you while kissing you and being high is top tier.
but whenever i have sex again i want it even more ;_;

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>tfw was the person with the most potential and brightest looking future in my entire extended family and then I became a tranny

>>8131633
STOP

>>8131634
Can you not act upon your potential while also being a tranny?

>>8131632
But could she feel like a cis girl since she never remembers being a boy? Like "I know I was trans because childhood photos but I don't think about it or remember that I'm trans"?

>>8131633
O.o
Uwu

>>8131630
hope this is okay to ask. i'd think you know a lot about ffs now, who do you think are the best options? like if you could go back and have it all done with a specific surgeon/clinic?

>>8131634
You can still have potential and a bright future as a tranny.

>>8131631
:p it's kinda hot isn't it....
Really tho I could settle w having a tiny dong.. It's almost comical how big this thing is realitive to the rest of me

>>8131637
>>8131643
probably? I just could've had a simple, peaceful life if it wasn't for the fact that I'm trans. Well, repression doesn't work, so I guess this is my lot in life and I'll have to deal with it.

>>8131634
i mean

i was by far the smartest in my extended family

but being an atheist tranny child of college dropout religious conservatives pretty much meant i was deprived of the opportunity to thrive

i think i'm doing alright given the circumstances

>>8131633
have you ever experienced bbc? i may or may not have a chance to next week but i'm kinda scared

>>8131607
weed so normie

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>>8131640
How can you feel like a cis girl while looking like a midwestern weight lifter?

>>8131186
>some countries that aren't even in the EU still cuck themselves to it
>therefore the EU is good
What did she mean by this?

>>8131647
Well there we go then. Good luck on achieving what you wish to do.

>>8131647
iktf :(
hugg

>>8131653
Stop posting pics of me D:

>>8131646
Lol not when it's my own tho
And desu I feel your pain in a different way but at least you'll get good depth if you go the srs route.

>>8131647
I mean, you have a slightly more complex life now but you can still be relatively successful.

>>8131653
JUST

>wake up sad
>nearly start crying when I check some fashion blogs
>fuck my body and fuck my life
I have to go to an appointment and I kinda hope I get hit by a bus :(

>>8131626
I was 16 at the time so I just finished school but that didn't go away completely like most of the memories with people are lost only like logical information is still there but I have to trigger that too. I forgot to mention to remember my dads birthday in 2013 I had to see the guy my mom made out with three years later. even now I forget alot of things that happen.

>>8131655
faye is a dummy and there is no reason to engage in political conversation

>>8131668
That's crazy. I'm sorry. I wish there was something more I could tell you.

>>8131667
hugg

仕方が無い

>>8131667
buses are pleb tier
try trains

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>>8131659
Chippy you lift weights?

>>8131661
It's better than being fat, I guess.