Cis LesGen

first for lesgen best gen

>>8072347
Threadly reminder that this doesn't pass

https://clyp.it/1ywiikx3

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Have you ever masturbated to 2D?

>>8072378
????

>>8072378
Sounds like a girl to me.

called out of work to get laid
no regrets
>now I'm worried the acne creatures will burn the store down

>>8072397
Lolwut? That's classic trannyvoice

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>>8072397
>>8072389

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>>8072387
sometimes

>>8072378
>Posts cis female voice.
>Threadly reminder that this doesn't pass

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>>8072420
>cis female voice

>tfw I finally made it into recent news
Bless the Goddess!

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>>8072422

>>8072377
There has been so much drama lately I'm pretty sure I am going to go over lesgen stop posting here or only check in here now and then.
Why is it so fucking hard to be chill and find a chill place with other lesbians to be?

>>8072453
reminder that if you dont post and just lurk then itll never take off and everyone will be stuck in this shitty cycle of ok threads for a week followed by a week of people unnecessarily getting defensive/triggered by "trannies"

>>8072347
>made the news twice

Yusss.

>>8072378

How did this get through?

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>>8072486

>>8072486
sounds cis to me senpai

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>>8072496

The thread is literally called """""cis""""" lesgen. What do you people expect, seriously?

Of course it's never gonna be a place to chill if it stems from hate. Just come over to the good lesgen >>7999930 and leave the nazis to their thing.

Please do

>>8072412
Source pls.

Also stop gossiping about some rando's voice that no one cares about you dumbasses I swear at this point I think you're trolls trying to fuck up our thread. Clearly the jealousy of the purest love is fraught with struggle for you.

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So I posted that clip for you because you wanted to see if I had a Canadian/East coast accent or not.

I hate doing clips, and I wanted to just have you come into voice chat but no one would, so I posted a clip. The whole time I am imaging old fishermen and the shit they used to say trying to think up words that would show case the accent w.e so I am not surprised it sounded a bit off.

I recorded on more for you just talking. I don't even know. I just feel bad and the whole thing really bothers me. If you were going to be like this, I figured you wouldn't have even let me pass the interview... Bleh.

https://clyp.it/ipynbqoh

At least I have a girlfriend (also cis, though I am sure you would call her a man if you heard her voice too) I wasn't looking to "pick up" and I can happily live my life without your discord. However, it was nice to chat with other lesbians online instead of needing to go out and meet them in a bar or something.

I will just make my own discord, I have a few lesbian friends IRL and go from there or something. Maybe open it up to people from lesgen too. I feel bad for trans people now, and I sort of feel their pain in being rejected like this.

So if nothing else you have made me a better person in some way?

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>>8072526
https://nhentai.net/artist/comaku/

>>8072532

I don't know if you're a part of it or not, but that was clearly just brigading from trolls trying to fuck up cislesgen to get people to move to the other thread.

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>>8072532

>I can happily live my life without your discord
>still posting about being bothered by it

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>>8072542
Or maybe it was pic related.

Seriosuly, though. We really don't want you on lesgen.

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>>8072541

Thank youuuu anon.
I owe you a future boob squeeze.

Never go to law school anons. Mental, physical and career suicide.

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>>8072387
Literally all the time.
Only 2d will accept me.

>>8072526
"Is my hobby weird"
This is one of my favorites.
Yuri-ism has scanlated alot of comaku's stuff, also they have lots of good stuff both lewd and none lewd.
( https://yuri-ism.com/ )

>>8072598
You can do it anon!
Life is suffering regardless, might as well make something out of yourself.

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>>8072378
>>8072542
haha-anon here. You guys are mean. She is cis, and so is her girlfriend. I have tolerated all the hyper anti trans stuff, but seeing you shit to your own community members is the last straw. I am packing my bags and moving to lesgen. I might pop back over and read-post from time to time, but no more clg fan art, or cute stories about me and my gf, or giving anons who are feeling down a boost, or tips.
I know some of you are ok, and I don't want you to feel bad. I know any group is made up of individuals. It is just that most of the individuals here have gone rotten. I am beginning to understand the reason why most of /clg/ is single.
>>8072542
>brigading from trolls
I don't think it is anything like that. I think much like me they are fed up or annoyed with all this nonsense. If it isn't trans people fucking up our thread, it is us bringing them up. (That is what tanked the last one)

>>8072532
>I will just make my own discord
I can help with that.

Anyway. Haha, Out.

>>8072656
Like what? Too much debt and extremely shitty job situation. I'll probably spend the next few decades as a public defender.

>>8072753
Think about the upside - put on a suit and talk in legalese and literally every lesbian qt within a 40 mile radius will gravitate towards you like a moth towards a flame.

>>8072681
>and all you faggots hang
But anon, that's not how bondage works. Usually.

>>8072753
>I'll probably spend the next few decades as a public defender.
That's a good thing. If you're gonna work for the system, at least you'll defending the people who deserve it.

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>>8072670
>I don't think it is anything like that.
>she doesn't know how 4chan works

It's almost like people don't want to believe that people's propaganda can work on their minds.

See: Murica right now.

>>8072809
I'd rather be that sugar mommy in the office. I'd hire qt's and then I'd spank them for good.
>>8072813
>people who deserve it
I'm already tired of dealing with junkies, alcohol related violence and all that shit. 95% of those cases are before they even get to court by just looking at the papers.

>>8072753
Debt sucks, I have a lot too. It's normal though... hope you feel better soon.

>>8072839
I've been thinking about applying for a corporate job after a few years in public. Pay is better and job is well, boring as usual.

>>8072846
T b.h I'm thinking of doing corporate law when I finish too but it's brutal in my city, >60 hour work weeks are the norm. But idec, I need the money, can't really afford to ~follow my passions~

>>8072862
Should have gone to computer engineering and started to work on AI's and deep learning programs. Fuck it, that field will be booming in the next 5 years.

>>8072846
It won't be boring if you take a slutty intern or co-worker as your concubine hint hint

>>8072915
I'm only giving you a job if you're suitable to fulfill my decadent fantasies and rape plays.

>>8072378
We are being set up by the trannies.
This post was made by a troll, since that is clearly a girl.

I just found out that my gf has been a slut but I still love her

>>8073212
>Nazi does nazi thing.
>I-it was the jews (trannies) guys, I swear.

>>8073225
Break up with her and move to a country-city.

>>8072921
>decadent fantasies and rape plays

Probably, but feel free to explain what that specifically entails for me to be certain.

>>8073290
It is simple. I'm going to take you against your will as many times as it requires. In time, you will develop Stockholm syndrome and well, then I win.

>>8073518
>I'm going to take you against your will as many times as it requires
where do I apply?

>>8073526
You don't. That would just ruin it all. Do put up a good fight when I take you for the first time. I want to hit you and give you a few bruises. Make you feel violated and shamed, despite best orgasms of your life.

>>8073518
>>8073532
>tfw no girl will ever do this to you irl.

Should I just kill myself now?

>>8073552
Why not? Do you actually believe that rape playing girls are a rarity?

>>8073562
>playing

>>8072387
Yeah, all the time.

>>8073569
Look, as far as I know, people love to try the kinky stuff. It's just that rarely they go into deeper BDSM. I on the other gave up about love a long ago. Hence why I love my career and I decided to become successful enough to "own" a few slave girls to serve my needs.

>>8072670
I will move to lesgen with you

>>8072347
Lesbros. I think im mildly annoyed with how gullible men are right now

>tfw straight (male-attracted) transwoman
Can I post in this thread?

>>8073689
>>>/gaygen/

Don't want to cause drama, but what are your opinions /thoughts on the following groups of people?
>straight transmen
>gay transmen
>straight transwomen
>lesbian transwomen

>>8073724
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do not bite the bait.

>>8073724
they're all subhumans in my eyes.

>>8073724
Slaves, all of them. And not even the, good sex slaves. Go back to the mines, scum.

>>8073730
AccuraTe

>>8073724
DEUS VULT!

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It is true that Goldstar Lesbianism is the height of human perfection. Laugh in their faces, my sisters. LAUGH.

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This is now a Kate Moennig thread.

I'm not going to even try to make it one.
Regardless of what's posted after this, it just is.

>walk through town late last night
>random drunk girl walks up to me, puts her hand on my stomach and up my arm and she passes me, entwining our fingers shortly, looking at me, giggling
>then she's gone
>just stand there confused, feel fuzzy
>been thinking about it all day now
What is wrong with me

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>>8073909
did something similar by accident once
>walking with friends to bar
>lots of stools
>see one at the end with what I thought was a coat on it
>idly run my hands across it while walking by
>the "stool" stands up with a surprised look on her face
>she shrugs and goes back to what she was doing bent over on the floor
>mfw I just groped someone and she wasn't all that bothered by it
I wish younger me had more confidence
I'd have probably hit that

>>8073944
Yeah but imagine being the girl that someone thought was a stool though

>>8073909
>>8073944
Ya'll fukt up.

>>8073980
I know
friends still tease me about it, eight years later
>"you're not going to grab my ass when I tie my shoes, are you anon?"
>"I'd tell you to take a seat, but you just might"

>>8073980
I-I'm not fucked up, just not used to cute girls touching me randomly.

>>8073997
You fucked up anon, you could've grabbed some titties.

>>8074027
Not sure I'd feel good about groping strange, drunk women on the street.
Oh, what am I saying, of course I would, she was pretty cute. ;_;

>>8074030
She obviously wanted it. You could've woken up in some strange girl's bed.

>>8074049
I knooow. That would've been fun. Oh well.

Anyway anons. Read anything good recently? I just read a short story by Hao Bingfang, Folding Beijing. I haven't read a lot of Chinese Sci-Fi but it was pretty cool.

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>clg

Why does it seem like lesbians sexualize women the same way straight men do and act all tsundere/chauvinistic about it? It's off putting, this is why you have girls in highschool saying they're "bi" but won't touch a legitimate lesbian with a 100ft pole knowing it will just be mostly hatefucking.

I mean. You really like butts? And casual sex? Anon...

>>8074057
nothing recently
dad sent me some books awhile back that I haven't gotten around to yet

>one is a zombie setting where society hasn't collapsed and all news is by vloggers
seems dumb, but zombies
>another is urban fantasy romance trash about the city of Pittsburgh being transported between earth and an alternate dimension of elves once a month. its okay-tier

>>8072988
just dropped her off at work
hymen still intact
hearing her gasp and making her squirm was the the most amazing thing ever
I'm falling hard for her

>>8074194
>why does it seem that women who find women sexually attractive sexualize them similarly to how men who find women sexually attractive do
That's a tough one anon

>>8074204
This is not like my yuris. It feels bad and wrong.

>>8074228
Life, sadly, isn't usually like my mangoes either.

>>8074194
Lesbians are repressed FTM trannies.

>>8072561
>make a post stating you can live your life happy about something
>some autist can't reconcile the fact that someone was bothered by something but wont be letting it take over their life and happiness
this is why people hate cislesgen.

>>8074233
Well then, i'll just order myself another fat cock and stick to the classics.

>>8074194
I don't get what you mean? I wouldn't say that straight men always act tsundere with women they're attracted to... a lot of times they're just very direct. And some men are chauvinistic and some aren't.

>>8074245
Don't say some when you mean most, that aren't rapists.

>>8074244
Feel free to anon.

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>>8074253
Snark is a bad look for ya too.

>>8074244
>cock

>>8074194
Wait, are you trying to imply that lesbians shouldn't love boobs and butts and instead they should fall in love solely based on personality or something?

Women's bodies are wonderful, Anon.

>>8074352
Butts = High test meme

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>>8074599

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>>8074614
What the fug, those are like dragonball z legs

>>8074691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TGalu36BHA

I'm taking a sex vacation in Hong Kong. Going go there and be very slutty!

>>8074755
remember kidnapping insurance is a thing
>don't want to be sold into slavery or have your organs harvested now, do you?

I'm a tranny but I've only ever dated cis women, why are you guys so hateful against my kind?

>>8074931
>hate someone
>they ask why
>bait

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Are fit girls more likely to be dominant?

>>8074955
In my experience fit girls are almost exclusively submissive.

>at bar yesterday
>some grills start kissing close to me
>get excited about one of them putting her hands on the other's waist, and not having qt soft hands to get touched by myself

I'm sinking deeper and deeper into loneliness.

>>8074991
Bizarre. She doesn't look it. Why?

>>8074667
Implying this isn't full of guys too.

>>8075072
>tfw cis het guy

>>8075086
same that's why I said it

>>8075091
I'm not a tranny I'm just a straight person that comes here. I couldn't careless about the other freaks in your group.

>>8075091
to be fair I'm pretty sure all the bull dykes are repressed ftm

Anus is not Vagina .
Your Dicks are not clits .
those two simple facts prove you that trannies can't be lesbian.
Delusional disorder is legit thought.

>>8075115
To bad it wont stop me from coming here

reminder that >>8073478 is a place where literally no one cares if you're trans or not
you know, once this thread goes to shit from tranny hate

>>8075109
>repressed ftm

Why can't they just be testosterone hoarding bull dykes with anger issues or what have you, why does THAT necessitate they are male?

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>>8075162
lol, I'm actually girl tyvm

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Next thread should be childhood toys thread

Picrelated. The first handheld. Sukkit Gameboy.

Some people said they wanted the full video of those two girls at the gym.

https://mega.nz/#!Q5dmnAQD!7o06Wf6UFAgZI3HYdY-aJ5pipm9o_yB8M03RQYvxlQM

>out in public
>generally trying to give off 'don't fuck with me vibes so no one talks to me
>wearing tracksuit
>head down
>earbuds in
>glance up as I approach crosswalk
>qt in a car smiles at me
>get flustered
>not watching where I'm going
>trip
>eat dirt

so much for my street cred

>>8074797
>don't want to be sold into slavery
Speak for yourself.

>>8075381
Thank you.

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>>8075381
>mfw my ex used to do that with her thumb
>>8075511
better hope a woman buys you then

tranz girl here

how is everyone today :)

>>8075525
>better hope a woman buys you then
Hopefully there'd be some system where you pay less if the slave's orientation is compatible with your sex.

>>8075536
Why do you freaks always come where you're not wanted? Half the board is threads for you.

>>8075500

That's how romantic comedies start, anon.
>she didn't run up to you and help you up
She isn't the right qt though. Try tripping nearer to a lesbian bar next time.

>tranny sees your rainbow keyfob and hits on you
Why

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>>8075559

Hetero male entitlement complex.

trans lesbian here i feel like i belong here since i had srs :)

>>8075578
>wear LGBT symbol
>be surprised when LGBT people take it positively

>>8075615
My girlfriend doesn't make that stuff anymore. Even if it could is not like we do that sort of thing.

>>8075543
Every fucking time.

>>8075564
>tfw only straight friends to go to bars with
>tfw any interaction I have with a pretty lady turns into a rolling dumpster fire

Maybe one day I can find Ms. Right. I've been told online dating is pretty good. I might try that first.

>>8075625
>clearly a lesbian
>tranny dudes start hitting on you

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Who here /trmd/

Another thread where trannies REEE over getting rekt because one tried and failed to pass as lesbian among pure Cis Lesbians!
Cis Lesgen wins again you subhuman filth!

>>8076382
I'm still here
I don't give two shits about fake drama

>>8073724
straight transmen = mentally ill lesbians
gay transmen = mentally ill straight girls
straight transwomen = mentally ill gay men
lesbian transwomen = mentally ill straight men

Simple as that.

>>8076469
I have nothing to do with the other thread besides encouraging it to begin. All ideas have to come from somewhere. I took the idea for recent news from /g/.

There is an influx of attack on the thread from /pol/ and probably others trying to get "revenge". Filters on. Hide and report. Especially those "day of the rope" ones. Those posters are big contributors to the problem.

>>8075662
implying it isn't just 2 mtfs

I really should be sleeping
but it's only two hours before I have to get up to get ready for work
I'd call out again but I like money

>>8076660
Don't you just hate that? In your case I'd gulp down a case of caffeine and do zombie work. No way am I gonna sleep when thinking about work.

>>8076691
There was bitterness over someone being banned from the discord. Which might have worked out better since the more annoying and attention-seeking anons have left. They were acting like trip fags but they probably don't even know how to put on a trip.

>>8076677
>>8076706
I don't trust myself to wake up in time tho
I'm just going to buy and down some nasty energy swill on the way in
Play some more resident evil in the meantime

>>8074197
How the fuck did you get that far and NOT get to that pucci? But don't forget to set up the tripod! And link!!

>>8076738
I'm so glad I plan my gaming nights accordingly.

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>>8076738
>Resident Evil
Which one anon?

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What's the best new (2015+) anime?

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>>8076736
>>8076762
oh I got to it
I just don't want to scare her off by breaking out the toys too soon, doing this manually for the now
>>8076792
currently on 3, finished both A scenarios on 2 last week, probably try to finish B scenarios after 3 and then start on CV
legit copy of dinocrisis coming in the mail any day now
>I'm sorry I put you in the attic Dreamcast, never again I promise

Anyone else get really depressed and sensitive on their birthday? I've pretty much spent all day crying.

Also that today has been extremely lonely, I woke up sick, and my dog died sometime in the middle of the night and we found him dead this morning.

Sorry for the blog, lesgen is the only place I feel I can actually talk about stuff.

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>>8076821
Oh man, you're dedicated to this. In that case, let me ask you the most important question of all time: Who is best RE girl and why is it Claire Redfield?

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>>8076795
Newfags don't have a real spine. They are easily influenced and some tranners chose that time to advertise their thread. So mix those together and you get the kids all huffy "I'm never posting here again!!" Like that's such a huge blow to our lives? But I created the sort of perfect storm by assigning them names with -anon. Now they banded together and think they're the essential "anons". And decided to dramatically depart.

And now for my state of the union address:
The post count for the other thread will skyrocket and will eclipse /clg/ for a time. Which might be better in the case that I don't have to make a new thread every fucking day. But /clg/ so far has been a front end for the discord server. That is to say I believe the other thread will last longer than "chill" lesgen did. I predict that /clg/ will stand the test of time. No matter what, females on this board will crave a place to interact exclusively with other females. (And we have the best stories) as long as Austria pledges her allegiance.

>>8076819
Zankyou no Terror, Mob Psycho 100, Death Parade and Little Witch Academia imho
>inb4 "NO ANIME ALLOWED!!!1! this is CIS lesgen!!!1111!11!"

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>>8076859
just trying to reup my collection
let my brother trade in most of my games in the early 2000s so we could get an xbox
all I have left is the RE games and what I've recently burned
>claire redfield is best girl
of course she is

>>8076887
Diana x Akko or bust. Trigger let me down by shoehorning that male character. But I believe in the power of You Yoshinari.

Do any of you do butt stuff? My gf wants me to eat her ass, but I'm very reluctant.

>>8076916
I tried it once but I'm not sure how I feel about it.
both on the giving and receiving ends.

>>8076871
this is pretty much the only thread on the only board I visit
I know my father posts on /g/ and /k/, possibly /pol/
he tried to get me into the chans few years back, but I was too much of a gaia dweeb

>>8076871
>randomly ban people and turn the discord into a circlejerk
>oh no why are people leaving!
>fucking spineless newfags!

>>8076916
>assplay
nope
Nope
NOPE
poo comes from there
call me a prude

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>>8076902
It's a cute ship, but I'm more of a Sucy x Akko kind of gal tbqhwy

>>8076925
Iktf, anon. Too bad I can't numb the pain away today by drinking or getting high because I'm tight on money right now.

And thanks, anon. I'm 22 today.

>>8076951
Not doing yourself any favors.

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>>8076899
Good taste anon. I can't wait for REmake 2.

>>8076976
I pity Chambers fans
>not enough blue herbs to get me to hit that

>>8076934
>call me a prude.
Prude.

>>8076934
My thoughts exactly

>>8076923
This is a first. Shitposting runs in the family.

>>8076931
I didn't ban anyone. While I do have a lot of the final say, I delegate most of what happens on the server to mods. I don't want anyone to feel like it's MY server. I'm helpless without the others.

>>8076936
I prefer my pairings to have contrast. Tomboy x girly girl or Gyaru x Megane or age gap. Lots of age gap. Diana x Akko fulfills the whole loser x prodigy dynamic I like.

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>>8076989
You know who we should really pity? Sheva fans.
>only darker skinned RE character
>pretty hot
>debuts in one of the worst games in the series with roided Chris Redfield
>you probably forgot she even existed
>she will never be seen again

>>8076989
Delete that image. Males are disgusting.

>>8076988
T-thanks, anon ;_;

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>>8076989
Remove this filth at once!

>>8077036
If I lived near you - I'd eat that pucci. For free!

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An all too common shot of an average clg poster in the wild. Dem moose knuckles doe.

>>8077090
Me too, anon!

>>8077017
my dad is really cool, the only family member who didn't flip shit when I came out

>I know I've posted this a million times, but whats one more
>"anon, you can have as many boyfriends as you like, I just get to kill the first one"
>years later, he teases me about finding a loophole about being the one other fathers get to kill

instilled a love for reading at an early age, turned me into a metal snob, and comes over every now and then to throw some dank my way
>if mother knew he or I smoked, she'd probably have an aneurysm

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>>8077104
Pssh. You wish, Matt. I've seen what /clg/ posters look like.

>>8077118
Drugs are not cool.

>>8077113
Let's have a comfy love pile.

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>>8077121
Keep dreaming hon. When you meet that person you have been posting with for ever that you think is so cute. This is what you're going to find.

>>8077017
>loser x prodigy
what's the appeal?

>>8077137
>posting with
>hon
Oh I see. You don't interact with people outside of 4chan. /clg/ posters get together all the time.

>>8077121
WTF? The bottom person in that gif is clearly a male.

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>>8077155
No. There's a second gif. They're both women.

>>8077144
One is a loser who against all odds, catches the interest of a girl that is so far above them socially. I find it romantic.

>>8077142
FOR BIRTHDAY ANON!!

STEM educated girls are the best girls.

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>>8077165
>No. There's a second gif. They're both women
Of course she is. Just look at those long flowing locks. I bet you're wet just looking at this.

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>>8077196
Ok buddy boy. I get it. Here.

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>>8077022
>I'll probably never play 5, 6, or 7
>mfw
>>8077129
the icky sticky has kept me out of more trouble than it has gotten me into
and is usually a once-a-week thing

>>8077137
It is a mystery to me why anyone would wear a shirt like that.

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>>8077195
You heard it here folks, I'm one of the best anons out there. Send me expensive computer components.

>>8077195
STEM = Matt

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>>8077214
Danke

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>>8077247
>>8077229
This. If you're in CS and posting on this board you MUST be trans. Women are too stupid to be able to do STEM. That is what we believe over here. Girl gamers aren't real either, unless you're a MMO hambeast who shlicks it to the beta orbiters, and white knights you get to defend your honor "M'lady". Go back to scrubbing floors. You dyke "wanna be"'s, women are only good at looking pretty and admin shit.

>>8077282
Piss off troll, we're smarter and that has nothing to do with what you study.

>>8077231
You'll only get a good spanking from cyborg mommy

>>8077247
STEM = METS

>>8077290
Implying you can't tell the post your replying to was being sarcastic. I guess social skills and STEM don't go hand in hand. [No sarcasm tag]

Time for a cold shower and caffeine
then off to the burger mines

>>8077330
Don't come back until she's been completely deflowered.

Short hair, petite body and flat chest is god tier build. Bonus for glasses.

>>8077363
you can't tell me what to do, you're not my Real mom

>>8077319
>the post your replying to was being sarcastic
Because it was a troll.

"Mom, the other mom doesn't allow me to see my boyfriend!"

How do you respond?

>>8077407
So? I have my kinks.

>>8077380
You think that will stop me from giving you a spanking?

>>8077407
this pepe is so cute

>>8077412
Heresy

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>>8077412
>y chromosomes
>on New Lesbos
Through science and same-sex reproduction our daughters are gifted with the gay gene.

>>8077470
It was a hypothetical scenario to see what kind of parents /clg would be.

>>8077470
Why would you want to choose your child's sex and orientation?

>>8077371

My 'petite' do you mean short, or just thin? Or both?

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>>8077507
Heterosexuality is equal to having a mental disability. Having a y chromosome is predisposing someone to retardation. We want the best for our daughters, and the best they shall have.

>>8077565
That does it. I'm going to /lesgen/.

>>8077487
Eugenics is good, anon. How would I be able to raise a straight girl and teach her the birds and the bees without making my revulsion obvious?

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>>8077578

>>8077559
Thin, preferably.
>I can't stand to even look at fatties

>>8077621
I'm a thin ginger but prefer /lesgen/, how so I stand in your ranking?

>>8077630
Gf material, perhaps even wife material if chemistry is good.

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Why are there so many lesbians on 4chan?

>>8077634
kek

>>8077630
I met a ginger tranner. Hey, Matt.

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>>8077655
>One person has ginger hair who is trans.
>Conclude all ginger people must be trans.
I see what you did there. Just look at this horrific tranny. You guys are so fucking dumb sometimes.

>>8077633
>>8077641
>>8077655
I also post my pancakes here sometimes, but I think I'm going to move to the other thread, I'm not a fan of this McCarthyism going on here.
have fun, I'll post every once in a while maybe if it doesn't look too shitty and off topic with tranny rage

>went for a run
>about to eat a ton of yummy food

feels good /clg/

>>8077731
You're destroying all our work!!

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>there are (((((((people))))))) here who fell for the cs meme
>literally paying 200k to receive a degree in codemonkey with no job prospects because everything was outsourced to poos being paid 8$ an hour
Feels GOOD being mathematician master race. Literally can get any job I want including those characteristic of CS and be better than you because I actually know and understand the theory behind it, not just enrolled in a 4-year software bootcamp.

>>8077834
>math

>>8077634
>tfw no gf

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>>8077857
>(((((computer))))) """""""scientists""""""""

>>8077938
>tfw didnt understand that a few years ago but I now teach this
what have I become, my sweetest friends?

>>8077959
You can always give me a crash course
>>8077938
Math is boring af

I mus've taken a wrong turn and ended up on /g/.
>""""""""""cis"""""""""" lesbians.

>>8077966
>Math is boring af
Said every CS student ever. This is why you shitters never get past ~~~coding~~~ indie games and contributing to some fork of your anime-watching software on Github.

>>8077975
/g/ is pleb, for trannies. /sci/ is patrician, for cisbians.

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>>8077834
>>8077938
DELET THIS

>>8077834
I'm a math major about to graduate (bachelor's). I'm thinking of going into the insurance industry but is there any other job prospects I should look at?? Please respond xo

>>8077966
>you can always give me a crash course
if you come over to lesgen is sure will <3

>>8077990
You sound butthurt

>>8078022
Says the tranny with an 8-inch dildo up his ass.

>>8078038
>everyone who disagrees with you is a tranny

>>8078008
https://www.prospects.ac.uk/careers-advice/what-can-i-do-with-my-degree/mathematics

Disregard everything but secondary school teacher. Until you have a PhD you will just starve with a maths degree.

>>8078058
More like only subhumans, like trannies, hate math.

>>8078077
I'm sorry I'm autistic and stupid

>>8078100
Like a tranny. Even if you're not you're honorary tranny.

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None of my auctions are selling.

>>8072347
all these trannies in my thread get out only gold stars allowed

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>>8078008
Have you tried sucking dick? I hear they are hiring!

>>8078077
If your in math you are likely to be a filthy tranner.
Math and Matt are only one letter apart you degenerate.

>>8078350
What are you looking to sell?

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Now girls are you ready for a real womyn? I can handle anything you can dish, but since you are just E-LARPers you can only imagine the secks I you could have with a real womyn.

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>>8073831
>tfw i'm only goldstar because im a virgin

>>8078720
Unf.

>>8077565
What's with that stupid zoom.
Without that it could be a perfect loop.

Is there a better version of this somewhere?

>>8079426
Same. But I'll confirm soon! Baptized in the waters of her vagina.

>>8076856
Damn anon, today's my bday and I'm feelin that way rn. It just makes me think about all the bad things in my life and somehow I always feel like I'm letting my family down just with my entire existence and how I always manage to upset my mom because I'm not happy on my birthday and she thinks thats weird

>>8079553
that's all very depressing and relatable. the last time I talked to my former best friend before she hated me was on my birthday.

>>8079505
Meant for
>>8079340

But now that we're talking >>8079426
No. I got it from /u/ at least a year ago.

Well, I've just realized that clg stands for cock-loving girls.

What does this mean?

>>8080153
Cunt-loving girls applies too

>>8080160
>Cunt-loving guys

Fixed it for ya.

>>8080175
Explain to me your obsession with this thread.

>>8080176
I've been cis since my surgery.
I have a right to be here like anyone else.

>>8080186
If you honestly believe that then why do you spam and shitpost?

>>8080192
How am I spamming and shitposting, exactly?

>>8080200
You honestly think you're being smooth.

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>>8077379
just got home, going to bed
>>8077432
promises

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>tfw no workout bae

feels bad man

So, if a mtf who claims to be a lesbian dates a mtf who also claims to be a lesbian, but both still have their dicks, are they actually lesbians?

>>8081713
>>8080186
reminder to IGNORE tranny bait

>>8081924
Reminder to REPORT and ignore bait. If you pitch in. He'll be gone faster.

>>8081713
They are both mentally ill straight men.

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( o Y o )

>>8074824
Goldstar right there.

>>8082145
Doesn't work like that. The rules say respectful discussion of LGBT. When the L is being harassed continuously it's against the rules. Dudes have been banned for it before. So remember to report the trolls!

>>8082308
>muh safespace
Do you know where you are?

The subtle trolling was nice, now you're just overreaching.

>>8082342
We'll see. :)

>>8080200
You're coming into lesgen and making other threads to hate on mtfs.

>>8082308
>When the L is being harassed continuously
Doesn't happen.

The only letters harassed in these threads are GBT with an extra dose for T.

>>8082485
You're blinded by your male victim complex.

>>8080153
>>8079160
>>8079114
>>8078382
>>8077975
>>8077137
>>8077104
>>8075614
>>8075536

>>8082539
Most of those people are just straight men bashing us senselessly, people making fun of us because supposedly we're all trannies, or people pretending to be trannies to start shit.

>>8082539
You realize if you weren't the biggest cunts on the board people wouldn't fuck with you as much right?

>>8082548
:^)

>>8082553
it's funny, if you don't react, people won't start shit
if you literally don't care, people won't care to fuck with you
I mean, lesgen is pretty peaceful, and it's because no one cares to wants the thread exclusive

>>8082539
>male victim complex
No, victim complexes are a woman thing.

>>8082618
Lmao they're deluded enough to believe this. These shit posters here in this thread are the tranners from there.

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>>8082638
Trans person here. Stop calling us tranners fag. Don't you have a parade to go march in, or some bras to burn?

I am straight so I don't post in lesgen, but it seems much nicer than you shitlords upon quick inspection.
>Rare sighting of an actual clg poster.

>>8082766
Not your safe space tranner.

>>8082638
It's true. They ruin our thread to keep their Reddit tier thread clean.

60 different people post here. Why does everything need to be an "Us and Them" catfight. Seriously if people spent more time focused on THIS thread, instead of trannies and trolls it wouldn't be such shit.

>>8083001
It'll clear up once the trolls get bored. (Reporting them is faster).

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just woke up, I see I didn't miss much

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>tfw you'd rather your crush hate you with a burning passion than barely and indiferently acknowledge you exist
I hate that I like her, and I can't get shit faced about it because I'm taking meds and I'm trying to work on the whole self-respect business

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>went to therapy
>worked out
>cleaned up a little
>walked doggo

Now if only I can talk to women.

>>8083240
Therapy for what?

>>8083001
you are kidding right? humanity loves to argue. this entire thread lives off bait.

>>8082485
are you insane? even as a miffed T its obvious B gets way way more shit on lesgens

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>>8083272
I have severe anxiety and depression and whatnot. Trying to get that shit sorted out so I can start at least semi-functioning. I've gotten somewhat better at least.

>>8083240
Sounds better than my day.

>went to work at the butt crack of dawn
>got into an argument with an idiot nurse
>got written up by the lab director
>took my doggo for a run

Good times.

>>8083304
have you tried changing your diet? one of my best friends has problems that cant be solved bi diet alone but damned if it doesnt help.

>>8083287
Compare the shit though. Yelling "bishits" from time to time and telling each other not to date them is much more mild than what T gets.

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>>8083310
What kind of doggo?

>>8083314
Yeah. I've cleaned up my diet and have started lifting/doing cardio regularly. I noticed a difference, but medicine and CBT has helped the most, I'd say. I still have a long way to go, but I feel tons better.

>>8083339
>What kind of doggo?
A very hyperactive Belgian Malinois. If I don't take him for a long run every day, he'll unleash hell and destroy the house.

>>8083315
thats only because we're all mostly in agreement across the board. argueing like described only happens when there is contention between viewpoints

>>8083339
have you tried any meme diets yet? supposedly being on keto makes you happier, and theres a scientific basis for it being natural (not necissarily """healthy""" so much as useful and energizing.) and it could be possible that you might prefer being on keto. i'd say try it for a month or two bit and if it sux get back off of it.

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>>8083375
>Belgian Malinois

Awesome! I love most dogs, but I've always thought those and Teruvian Shepards are cool. I have a standard poodle right now, but if I could I'd like a boxer or doberman or some other big dog like that.

Hi /clg/, I want to sprint full speed off the edge of a fucking building right now.

I just had to get that off my chest since i don't have friends and any one else would commit me to a mental hospital for saying that.

>>8083637
Are you a nazi, by any chance?

>>8083662
No? How did I imply that at all. I just hate my life.

>>8083683
Is just that this is the nazis and trolls version of lesgen.
You'd probably have more luck getting things off your chest on the nice /lesgen/.

>>8083637
are you okay?
Why do you feel like that?

>>8083724
Stop promoting that shit thread here.

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>>8083523
I've heard keto can do that. I was thinking of trying it for that purpose and also because it'd be nice to cut a little for summer.

>>8083853
It works great. A bit difficult at first, but totally worth it.

Stop coming to lesgen and promoting your fucking thread there, you shameless assholes.

>>8083848
People have a right to know they have choices and decide for themselves. Specially someone who says she's not a nazi.

Can we please ignore the trolls and just talk about how having a second X chromossome makes us better than everyone else?

Going to work, behave yourselves

why is it that you all fall into an autistic hellhole whenever someone posts the slightest bait? Like really just fucking ignore it and keep the thread on rails christ.

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>>8084152
No idea, can't help it or are trolls themselves
I'll give the occasional (you), so I'm nobody to judge

>>8084152
tranner go and stay go

>>8082635
Lol! Says the boy bitching to women..
LEL!
Boys are duupid.

>>8084152
Uh. What's happening is that the bait is eclipsing the regular convo. It'll die down as the other thread stops sperging out and trying to attack this one. Consider this like a rebellious phase and they'll be fully submerged in their circlejerk soon. There's at least 20 more unique posters here. The other one is attempting to make themselves more popular by posting a lot. But it's literally just four or five same fags trying to create the illusion of activity. They will get over it unless I'm underestimating their autism.

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>>8084714
Let's hope so.

On another subject, I'm thinking of propsing to my gf. What does clg think of this ring?

>>8084747
A bit on the nose, I'm worried the split might make it fragile
>also, no gem? you cheapass

>>8084747
It's kind of a boring and odd choice unless she's a scientist that studies chromosomes or something.
But if she loves you she'll accept it.

>>8084935
>>8085052
>/clg/