/Lesbian General/

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>>7999930
Reposting this and rolling for quints

>>7999930
>tfw no beautiful brown gf

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One more try.

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>>7999999
Holy shit I got it! >_>

is anyone else super into sufjan stevens bc holy fuck

like,, i love listening to boys w rly soft voices sing can i still be gay

>>8000070
Do you have a Tumblr?

>>8000107
how the fuck did you know

>>7999999
Checked
It's your lucky day lesbianon

>>7999930
Aw that's no fair I can't see their faces! Well I think the redhead has the prettiest hair and hips, so that one.

>>8000160
A hunch.
What's your favorite song?

>>8000252
i mean... probably using commas instead of ellipses and typing in all lowercase but that's fair

death with dignity desu wbu?

>>8000164
>lesbianon
This is super cute. Adopting.

>>7999990
Get out there and find her!

>>8000166
2nding the redhead. Also Wish you were here was great. So win, win overall.

>>8000160
I mean Tumblr Is pretty popular. Could have been a guess haha

>>8000272
It's a tie between For the Widows in Paradise and Casimir Pulaski Day.

>>7999990
>tfw no beautiful white gf

>>8000331
you have wonderful taste in indie folk music
if i didn't have a gf i was rly into i'd say date me but let's be imaginary internet friends for as long as we're both awake and on this thread

>>8000328
okay fair point but still... i feel like 4chan users and tumblr users have a very small overlap, as far as things go honestly
i like hardly go here anyways

>>8000357
Sounds like a plan to me. Truth is I have a blog too, but I don't use it as much nowadays. It's kind of a mess.

>>8000382
what kind of blog do you have?
i'm gonna take a wild guess and say some kind of photography/punk aesthetic thing, it just seems a little you
what kind of blog do you think i have? we can swap urls if you're curious desu

>>8000385
I reblog a little bit of everything as long as it fits my aesthetic, but yes it's mainly photography. And art.
You kinda give off a fandom/meme posts vibe but I could totally be wrong. And sure, mine's ynri.

>>8000421
close honestly, it's a blend of gore art + shitposts
i'm following you bc i actually really like your aesthetic but if anyone else is curious my url is sinfoniet -- no pressure to follow back since my blog is like lowkey gross
also your theme is super cute omg!

>>8000452
Lol the interaction your having is why I don't have Tumblr. I am really not on board with the whole "trading follows/likes" as currency thing (I don't think that is 100% what your doing here but it eludes to it.)

I am trying to get better at art and then plan to start an online presence and people keep bringing up tumblr but I just can't imagine myself doing it.

>>8000452
That's fine, I like guro. And thanks! Your blog is pretty cute too.
>>8000473
Currency? I couldn't care less about my follower count. If I follow someone it's because I like their content, not because I expect them to follow me back.

>tfw no Tumblr gf

>>8000506
iktf

>>8000473
If an innocent exchange like that set off your social climber detector you are going to have a lot of fun being an artist with a presence on the internet.

>>8000473
Idk how tumblr works..

>>7999990
Just be yourself :)

How difficult is it to find another lesbian?

>>8000651
Not hard at all... Now finding a goldstar. That shit is impossible

>>8000669
This.

Im a gold star. Have yet to meet another one... :(

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>>8000651
In theory everyone you you have met in this thread is a lesbian so there is that haha.

Also check out meetup.com or search for local facebook groups.

"<Your City Name here> Lesbian Group" Now a days there is one in every major place. Then look for when they do a event/meetup/social thing etc.

>>8000710
<--- GoldStar reporting. By the way, I wouldn't put too much emphasis on it. Who people are now, is way more important than who they were, or what they were while trying to find their way etc.

I have also found that goldstar tends to vary from person to person by definition. In my books it is never dated/slept with a man. (Some people extend it to include never kissed, but I think that might be a bit much, given how pushy some guys are.)

>tfw no gf

>>8000835
I was waiting for this.

>>8000669
Is it still a gold star if you've just never dated?

>>8000887
At that point if you're only interested in women then sure.

>>8000763
Nah.. Im pretty gold star. But its not to say my lips haven't touched a dude. I dont know how many times ive performed CPR with both men and women. But seeing as that i was attempting to breath life into people i dont count it. And then something like ten years ago they managed to come out with these plastic barrier thing's to protect from vomiting or disease. But ive never kissed a dude. Like. Ever. But i dont know about the cpr thing. Never found them attractive. They are repulsive to me.

>>8000763
However. We still haven't met. Like yeah we are chatting on line. And on line people talk about it all the time. But as an in person thing? Yeah haven't come across another. Like ever...

>>8000887
I think so. As long as penis was never in the mix. I assume you still fall under the standard

>>8000763

I'd consider myself one still, even though my spouse who was a girl turned into a guy and sex between us now is pretty much no. Not that I feel like this is something that even matters in the end.

>>8001018
I dont think it matters either, but to find people who accidentally actually fall under goldstar is a true to life hard find.

>>8001000
CPR doesn't count. Like I say in my books if you kiss them passionlessly (ie the kiss was started by them, or w/e other circumstances) it doesn't count. The whole thing is some what arbitrary in a lot of cases. I find the only real case where you wouldn't be is if you thought you might be straight then found out the hardway (or repressed), or you actively desired dudes at some point.

That being said I don't subscribe to once you have been with a guy you are instantly bi either. I think you can have dated a guy, even had sex, and then discovered you were not a straight/bi. You can still be a lesbian then if you never go back to dudes, but you will never be gold star.

>>8001008
Lol I think the reason there is obvious. It really doesn't matter all that much. What matters is that a woman is a lesbian and/or has interest in you. People don't value being gold star outside of 4chan that much. You don't walk up and say, "Hi I am a gold star lesbian, named X nice to meet you." It doesn't even make it to dating profiles.

>>8001018
This is confusing. That being said if your partner is actually a man/man now I would say that borderline makes you bi. That is an edge case though and I understand that your orientation is fixed and it is their gender that changed so now you have to work around that. bleh. Getting too much deeper seems like we would be violating the golden rule haha

tl;dr you are still you.

>>8001061
I worried about that too but there's no attraction to that. We have an agreement that I don't like it all that much but love conquers I guess. "You are still you" applies to both of us and I'm not a cruel person. I hope.

Are you all looking forward to the weather getting warmer, or would you rather it stay cold? I'm going to put away my warm clothes with a lot of reluctance.

>>8000000

>>8001061
Yeah i think the cpr thing makes it void... So yeah true to life goldstar here.

I don't know if ive put it on my dating profile. But i think i would.. Like as an attempt to ward off men. I do A LOT of things to ward them off. But yeah you're right on that note. I don't just walk up to people and let them know im a goldstar. Hell i dont even think most people even know what that is.

I dont know about the whole ftm thing. You have to look at it like this. Until her significant other gets a sex change by definition it still doesn't change her identity. Its like if i date a bi chick that doesn't make me lose my star. Im still fucking a girl. She can call herself whatever she wants. That doesn't affect me in any way...

>>8001107
>a sex change
With even a cursory knowledge of trans people from being on this board you should know that transition isn't just a walk in walk out type affair.

>>8001107
It's just kind of...I dunno I try not to even bring it up all that much but I feel like this has got to be a situation other girls have found themselves in. If that ever happens I don't think I could handle it, that might be too much. I have guilt :\

It's midnight so it's that time again. Here's something a little more well known.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gvKpKnKocU

>>8001163
Its not. But until the change is so significant that she can go stealth 24 7 she can call herself whatever she wants. It changes the fuckie not the fucker..

>>8001210
Idk buttercup i dont do dudes. I'll even walk away from someone if they want to try to be a dude... I like girls. I mean how much more simple can it be?

>>8001386
I sat here and thought about how to answer that, but everything just sounds like I'm pitying myself. I wish it was simple. I just need a friend to cuddle up with and take my mind off of this for five seconds.

I had that awkward moment where you flirt with a girl you don't know, then a bit later their SO shows up and gives you that "back off" look today. Whoops!

>>8001423
Lol!!!! Thats funny!! Man i get that WHERE EVER i go. But mostly from dudes keeping their girls away from me. Went to buy milk today and just that happend. It was funny to watch. I wasn't even talking but the dude just looked at me and started acting all jealous. I just kept thinking to myself. If you feel the need to be all smothering like that that girl is not the one for you. When you have a SO you Need to be absolutely sure she's never going to put you in a situation like that. The girl wanted to stare sooooo bad. But her SO was all staring at her to see what she would do...

>>8001439
>But mostly from dudes keeping their girls away from me.
Why would dudes try and keep their girl away from you? Also why are you hitting up straight girls? lol

>>8001439
Oooh ouch. At least it sounds like things didn't get really hardcore unpleasant or anything. It wasn't all bad on my end, I just kinda looked away and backed off and it was alright. They were nice ladies. It only happened at all because the one that first came in was acting like she might not be single...

>>8001487
Thats always happened to me. And i dont care what you call yourself. If you're a girl and i find you attractive, i AM going to give you the time of day. Idgaf. But i guess i just give off that lusty vibe. I like fucking. I can't help myself...

>>8001492
Never assume anyone is single. Never go after them. Like talk to EVERYONE but first know who you're talking to before you get your hopes up.

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>>7999930
>Rules: Don't discuss your gender here. This thread is for Lesbians.
So this thread is for men with pornified fantasies of lesbianism and a fetish for sissification, right?

Remember to report and hide bait posts like above.

>>8002298
While it is in violation of the rules I am not sure we can report them, and it is thread rules not board rules.

You should definitely hide them though.

How is everyone doing today?

>>8004716
Not bad. The worst thing I can complain about is having to use the crappy stick eyeliner I carry because I was in a rush, it always irritates my eyes.

So it's been a pretty good day, yourself?

>>8006689
> stick eyeliner

That is rough. I don't usually go for eyeliner, but when I do I use my girlfriend's brush style stuff. The brush makes a huge difference.

>>8007244
I normally do liquid eyeliner and shape it with q-tips if there's any mistakes. I just like the way it makes my eyes look honestly. It's a pain to do and for the most part I just do it for going to work, but if I didn't enjoy it I wouldn't since half the other girls don't wear makeup at all.

I've been meaning to try out brush style, I've got some new stuff I haven't touched yet.

Oh by the way, it's midnight so here's some music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8mNYVPoEa4

If you recognize his voice it might be because he was one of the singers for Dead Can Dance before splitting off.

>>8007458
You work in STEM don't you?

>>8007763
I wish I did! I worked in a lab for a little while when a friend got me in, but life happened. I work at a jewelry store.

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>>8002265
It's for trannies. Like this whole god damned board is.

>>8008469
what kind, an independent jewelry store or one of those big chain ones?

>>8008489
Wrong. It is just an Open /lesbian general/. Cis and trans people post here.

>>8009688
...why do you ask?

>>8010634
Oh just making conversation and bumping

>>8011929
Oh, okay sorry.
It's a small little independent place. It's just me and three other girls on staff. I didn't wear makeup myself today, wanted to give my skin a break.

Anyone have plans for the weekend?

how do you get a gf

>>8013297
I dunno! I haven't dated since I was 17 and I'm not really even sure how my relationship happened, it just kinda did. You might not get a lot of advice here, I feel like it's just me and maybe two others here.

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>>8013297
This is such a big question honestly. That being said there are some tried and true ways, and I think I am just going to make a sticky because I see this question come up all the time.

Use meetup.com, checkout local facebook lesbian groups (use the group search stuff), find others with online dating sites like OKcupid. Check bulletin boards. Google "your area lgbt/lesbian events" and just generally get out of the house. You could even find a lesbian gaming group online somewhere.

>Step one: Get yourself in the same place as other women.
>Step two: Increase the odds the women there are lesbian by being selective about the activity or going to lesbian designated events
>Step three: Increase your own personal fitness/attractiveness as much as possible to help get them to come to you.
>Step 4: Suddenly your "tfw gf! :D"

So yeah try that kind of stuff.

>>8013391
It has been even more quiet than usual the last few days. Not sure really. When in doubt just talk about your own day, and things your hoping to do, questions you might have, and post images. There are only 6 images here out of 70 posts... People won't be enaged without images

>>8013501
Awww. That pic makes me smile...

>>8012187
that sounds nice!
My plans just involve more essay writing.
Perks of being an English major

>>8014390
It is, for the most part! Our boss is kind of a bitch though. I do what I can to make my coworkers feel appreciated in spite of that.

>>8014912
well that's good, it's nice you're a good person.
sucks about the boss though :(

>>8015829
I try my best. I'm worried they're going to quit over the boss being such an awful person, and I've become kinda attached to them all. At least if they do we can keep in touch in other ways though.

>>8014390
I was never a fan of essay writing, I would rather take a test. I guess that is why I am in STEM.

>>8016627
>I was never a fan of essay writing, I would rather take a test.
Ironically considering the thread, the reason they changed this is because girls tend to be worse at tests and better at participatory grading.

>>8016053
Aww well I hope they don't quit :(
>>8016627
I was never good at STEM stuff hence why I went into English

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>>8017160
Likewise, I'm fantastic at English and Anthropology but STEM just isn't my strength.

I still have such a crush on Rachel Weisz.

Do lesbeans have an equivalent to a beard? Aka, a guy you'd date to mask your sexuality?

>>8017401
A skirt.

>>8017401
Yeah. I'm not dating him, but I often flirt as a joke with my best friend to keep my friends/family from suspecting I'm a lesbian, since I've never shown interest in guys and I've never dated anyone.
I think my sister knows but she hasn't asked me about it or anything, so I haven't said anything either.

>>8012187
>Anyone have plans for the weekend?
Going skiing, will probably be my last trip for this season. Fingers crossed for decent snow conditions.

>>8002265
this thread is where tumblr and 4chan embrace in a disgusting union. I'm certain at least half of you are /r9k/ roleplayers here for some semblance of affection.

>>8017581
How would your sister know you're lesbian?

>>8017666
She's been able to read me like a book for as long as I can remember. Which is kind of a pain in the ass because I can never lie to her.
And I think she's noticed how I act around other girls and my lack of interest in men. She probably just had to put two and two together.

I have now had 6 months of fit! Like this:
>go to jog 5 times a week before un
>go to gym 5 times a week after uni
>no alcohol, no shit sugar for 6 months

A-am I now entitled for a gf? I kind of have abs now and I could really use some love as a reward for my Spartan course

>>8017620
Nice! It was snowing most of the day here, I laid around on the couch and played Pokemon for pretty much the entire day! It's so rare that I get to do literally nothing except cook. Looking out the window at the snow flurries and being cozy is the best.

>>8019859
>Looking out the window at the snow flurries and being cozy is the best.
Truth. Which pokemon? What did you cook?

>>8018667
P-post abs >_>

>>8020058
Moon! Dinner was turkey burgers topped with mushrooms, red onion, parm cheese, and bbq sauce with sides of corn, green beans, and sliced cucumber. Kind of a low effort dinner but I was trying to be as lazy as possible today.

>>8019859
You're on the east coast of Canada eh?

>>8020219
That... doesn't sound particularly lazy to me.

>>8020295
Nope! If you're the one going skiing I hope you have fun and stay safe! Otherwise I hope your weekend is nice in some way.

>>8020325
Oh, well thank you! It's a bit less than what I normally do so to me it's that way, I apologize if that came off badly.

>>8020131
Gf first, abs second

>>8021562
That order is wrong. Getting out the abs gets the girls wanting to get in.

>>8021556
Not going skiing. Job hunting is the plan for this weekend. Just know a lot of people are getting snow on the east coast.

>>8022381
I want girls to love me for who I am, not because of my iron abs and gorgeous ass

>>8021556
>I apologize if that came off badly.
Oh no not at all, I was impressed if anything.

>If you're the one going skiing I hope you have fun and stay safe!
Nah that would be me, thanks!

>>8022424
I don't legitimately know how to respond to this. That being said you should at least humor us/back up your claim and post a no face pic.

>>8022800
Make sure you tell us how it went when you get back, there's always room for more stories here.

>>8023098
This!

Have any of you ever gotten shit for dating a specific race from parents or friends?
My stepdad really wants me to only date other blacks. He doesn't know I like women so he may just downgrade it to why aren't you dating men?!

>>8025131
I don't have any experience with that sort of thing, but my mother tried very hard to dissuade me from getting involved with an artist. You know, the whole "artists make no money and your life will be hard" thing, which is true I guess. So what I mean to say is, if you love someone you just need to go for it and don't let anyone stop you. Lots of people will feel like they know who is best for you.

>>8025608
So I mean, your stepdad might want that but if you fall in love with someone from any race don't let it stop you.

>>8025620
I don't plan on letting him stop me.
Even if white women kinda scare me, I really hope I fall hard for some weirdo hippy /pol/tard weeb white chick just to fuck with my stepdad.

>>8025647
Don't be afraid, I mean that sounds silly coming from me because I find most black women equally intimidating because their personalities are often louder and more bombastic than I know how to react to. I hope you find someone!

>>8025742
Yeah, other black people scare me too.
Thanks though. I hope you find someone too!

>>8025773
Oh, all I really need is a good friend that I can cuddle.

>>8025811
That is what being in a great relationship feels like. Your gf is your best friend who you also happen to have sex/cuddle with.

>>8026626
This is what I want with a guy or a girl except no sex.

>>8026626
My spouse likes to do none of those things. Best friends for sure, but just not that.

>>8027540
No sex or cuddles? Why are you with them >_>

Sorry for intruding, I just wanted to see if anyone had a picture of someone that goes by the name Austrianon. Thanks in advance.

>>8029121
>Sorry for intruding,
???

>>8029121
I don't think I have ever seen a full body shot of her. Just a picture of her legs on her dad's jet or something. (Which I didn't bother saving.)

>>8029157
>>8029121
Given you know who she is you're likely a lesbian anyway so you wouldn't be intruding lol

>>8029164
nah, he's from r9k

>>8029157
I'm not from here and I don't want to sound rude by coming here for the sole purpose of asking for a picture.

>>8029164
No, I'm a male. Someone recognized her posting on r9k and said she posted a picture here, so I wanted to see what she looks like.

It's fine if nobody has the picture or wants to post it, I was just curious.

>>8029197
Lol silly robots this is a thread for humans.

>>8029062
I don't really want to go into it in these threads again, to be honest.

How is everyone's weekend going?

>>7999999
Holy shit desu

>>8030048
slow, just like this thread, yours?

So. I'm 21 and was on vacation a few months ago and I was talking to this really cute 30 yo that looked like she was 20 or somehting. Femme and all (holy shit a femme that doesn't date only butchs or tomboys!!) having beers, smoking a shitload of weed, coffee, taught me to snowboard (I was working on a ski resort).All that cutesy shit. This was the first time I felt that I felt I was falling in love...(look I know it would have been a holiday hookup at most but this was my non-dirty nightclub bathroom kiss)
Out of the fucking blue she tells me she has a girlfriend and she feels guilty because valentines was aproaching.

I still think about her. She fucked me up really bad.

Cutesy girlfriend to drink coffee and get high with in the most comfiest of cafes while it snows outside when??

Am I doomed to go to nightclubs I don'tlike until I get drunk enough to have sex in the nightclub bathroom?? Why are the only people that like femmes butchs??

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>>8030048
Ah Ok I figured out who you are now. Sorry. Hang in there.

Me and the gf are cleaning the house, had some wine and are finally going to fool around. (I am hoping it leads to the first sex we will have had in like 7+ months) Also applying for jobs because fuck knows I need one.

>>8030131
Right?! I was so pumped.

>>8031707
That is a rough go. I don't see how that places you at nightclubs from there though. Go find a common interest group or something. Like if your even remotely cute (which you sound to be) Who wouldn't want to spend the night in cuddling as the snow drifts down with a bottle of wine together with you.

Hang in there.(ps I am a femme who likes femmes, but happens to be dating a feminine butch)

>>7999930
>United For The Cause Edition
What cause?

>>8031859
Because I am currently living with my parents that I am not out with because of financial bullshit. And that was only "vacation" (I worked 8-9 hour shifts 6 days a week as a dishwasher) that I saved all year round for in Colorado. I live in Argentina and the gay scene is mostly confined to nightclubs. I really want to move to the US but I first need to finish college.

I know that there probably exists a girl that likes watching stupid movies but I always felt that I didn't have the energy to find her. think I'm really not capable of a realemotional connection. Was I really in love with her or was that just me lowering my guard because I new that it would last two months at most?

I mean I have been called cute more than once. She loved to make fun of me because of how easily I blush and how amazed I was about everything snow related (it was my fisrt time seeing snow), like going out of my way just step on a poodle of ice to feel it crack and stuff like that.

I somehow get how suicide rates are higher in spring. Fuck spring and summer. Good thing it will be fall soon.

>>8031626
Slow, not a whole lot of business today for some reason.

>>8031707
Ouch anon that's rough, I'm sorry that happened to you. Maybe she was in a really awkward place and just didn't want to wrap you up in something that'd be really difficult to deal with. I'll agree with common interest groups, I think that's way more romantic than a nightclub. There's got to be others like you out there.

>>8031859
Thanks, I'm trying. I hope things turn out for you!

Should I post more music?

Are Saturday night blues a thing?

Just reminded myself that I'll probably never be able to have a relationship like
>>8031707 for even that long.

I wish I could drink at work.

>>8031859

>I am hoping it leads to the first sex we will have had in like 7+ months

Shit anon, that's rough. I always thought lesbian bed death was a meme but I hear otherwise occasionally. Anyway Godspeed I wish you and your gf bountiful sexytimes

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Up from the cold

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>>8031897
The cause of keeping the thread alive mostly.

Also >>8031859
>>8032828
>>8032199
If you want to read the full story head over to
>>8034578
>>8034626
(I am a traitor I know)
The good news is that I got laid! :3

>>8037039
Glad to hear it! (It's okay, I'm here by choice and I hardly think of the threads as competing.)

I hope it's a start to something steady.

I had a girl at work describe something in this way while I was helping her that I found really adorable and charming, it made me giggle, and she was like "did you like that?". I dunno she just had this really fun way of describing things with these hand motions that totally set me off, the second time she was like "Yeah you like that don't you?" It was making my cheeks burn hardcore. She looked kinda butch, was cute, but there was also this huge guy with her so I was kinda confused.

I looked in the mirror afterwards and my cheeks were freaking scarlet, she was adorable.

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>>8037358
>I looked in the mirror afterwards and my cheeks were freaking scarlet, she was adorable.
I mean you sound pretty adorable too blushing like that.

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>>8037455
NO STOP lol

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>>8037523
(Click me)

I created a simulation of the increasing red of your cute little face, with the least effort possible.

>>8037720
Oh wow that's too much! Thank you for making me smile though.

I think I need to go get a glass of water now or something.

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Got spooked and thought this was bumped off. Soooooo

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It's not time to sink down just yet.

>>8042900
Nice gif !

>>8042913
I wish I could remember the name of the documentary. It's about this guy that nursed it back to health when it was shot and the two got this really close bond. It's incredible!

I need to stop smoking so much weed. I am smoking almost everyday and doing nothing. I am becoming the stoner stereotype and that's not someone I want to be. I realised this when I saw how many people that don't even like me hang out with me just because of my weed.

>>8042942
you don't have to smoke weed to do nothing
t. barely functioning alcoholic

>>8042942
You've got the motivation, you just need to do it. Nobody finds that attractive, so I'm glad you're acknowledging the problem.

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>>8042942
>I realised this when I saw how many people that don't even like me hang out with me just because of my weed.
Ouch. I actually filled out the form on GreanLeaf Medical clinic.ca hoping to try and get my green card. I haven't smoked in a year or more, but I miss it and my gf is paranoid about illegal things. So given that I have a back injury I wanted to get the card now while I still can. (I assume once they legalize it next year those who had existing access will get better treatment or discounts etc.)

There was a 15gram a day cap and I laughed my head off because I used to smoke like that much in a year... (I only smoked occasionally and savored it. High quality indoor stuff only too.)

Anyway they sent an email back saying I would need to pay 150$ for membership and then a 50$ non refundable cost ,plus a 150$ renewal (so like 350 for the first year and 300 each year after)

It seemed like a scam or something.

>>8023408
>Make sure you tell us how it went when you get back, there's always room for more stories here.
Oh it was just a nice low-key weekend with my mom, nothing particularly report-worthy. Fresh snow, tasty food, decent shopping.

>>8043057
That sounds lovely to me, I'm glad it all went well.

>>8043082
ditto

>>8043010
Smoking weed once in a while is not a bad thing but making it a part of your personality and constantly being high is.

>>8043082
>>8043178
Thanks mates.

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>>8043196
Right that is my point. I just want to stay ahead of the legalization curve.

Imagine if you could have gone back and time and got a medical prescription for occasional Alcohol use that when grandfathered in gave you a significant discount on alcohol at all vendors.

You would be kicking your self if you didn't get it. I am in this for the long game, and the sophisticated occasional high, when a new season of rick and Morty comes out. (speaking of the devil.)

>>8043506
My dealer got pretty mad at me for waking him up and asking for "emergency weed" after the "prank" of the suprise premiere. My dealer called me "fucking stoner". He still came tho but he charged me 30% more. Asshole.

>>7999930
I have this picture as a poster.
No other comment.

>>8043960
I mean ... worth it.

I know it's technically the next day now, but it's the end of monday for me.

It's definitely been a Monday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8Q878Ki4qA

>>8013501

hookup with a bunch of slutty girls with no sexual inhibitions! get an std! sleep around! it's empowering!

>>7999930
>Don't discuss your gender here
>This thread is for Lesbians

>Don't discuss [...] gender
>Lesbians

>gender
>Lesbians

>>8017401

fuck you cunt, ppl aren't your selfish tools

if you had a soul, you'd care for everyone

>>8017581

you're an asshole to your "best friend" as you call him

>>8017620

trust fund cunt

>>8017581
Does your friend know you are a lesbian? Because if not, you probably should stop that flirting shit pronto otherwise whatever relationship you have is gonna be fucked forever when he finds out.

Instead of replying to obvious bait posts, why not tell me about anyone you've recently met and crushed on?

>>8045162
Still trying to figure out the "meet" part. Having to drive in to DC to have a queer social life has gotten irritating.

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>>8045162
So this is an old crush, does that still count... She married a dude. If I didn't already have a gf myself I would say, "Why live."

>>8044674
I know you're a troll but you realize meetup isn't a sex party or something? You got out to social events as a group. If you make a friend there and it turns into romance kewl.

There are grils on 4chan !!!! :()

>>8045824
I'm not saying you had to have coffee with them or something, I just meant anyone you may have met even if for just a little bit that you crushed on.

>>8046075
I feel you on that filename...

>>8044691
He does, he's a pretty chill guy. I wouldn't have asked him to do this for me if I wasn't sure he'd be cool with it.

Where are you, nightingales?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQPYWgzQ3W0

I hope life is treating you all well.

>>8049584
Braided my hair while it was still wet after I got out of the shower and now it has these really luscious waves. I forgot how much I loved doing this/need to do it more often.

https://discord.gg/e6H7svK

ya'll can join my lgbt server if you want. :0

>>8049857
I demand photos of said waves!

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>>8051414
I might do this later when things are quiet!

>>8052624
After sleeping on it I brutalized most of them. Next time I wash it again (likely tomorrow) I will take some pictures for you! :D

Here is the basic idea though.

>>8052839
that looks really cute but I bet you're cuter, and t thanks :) Hopefully I'll see the pics tomorrow!

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When did you start playing for "the other team"?
(also how many idiots have asked you that)

>>8055172
literally played for the other team my entire life
it was never something I didn't want
but my first date was when I was 17 so I guess that's your answer

>>8055429
Same, guys have never not been gross.

Still missing out on the first date thing though. Bleh.

>>8055429
>but my first date was when I was 17 so I guess that's your answer
This is more so what I meant. As in when did you first start noticing other girls?

>>8055429
I went to my first gay bar in my own as a super intimidted baby gay the wekend that I moved from a small town to one of th biggest cities in the world.

>>8055587
noticed girls all my life but I never went out with one until I was 17

>>8056169
That is a pretty intense jump! How did it go?

>>8053655
Going to have to wait another day. :( Was really bummed out today. A job I stayed up late writing a cover letter for closed this morning. I should have just sent my less than perfect letter that I had at the time. The job market is fucking nuts

>>8060092
aww sorry that happened :(
that sucks

>>8058460
It went pretty well. Lots o flaming gay guys thought I was really adorable and tryied to hook me up. I issed a girl that night and I'm still friends with those guys I met that night. Beina baby gay alon isn't easy. Most of those guys were also from small towns and remembered how scary going to a gay bar for the first time, especially on your own, is.

>>8060092
Find their email and send it to them anyway, with a message that you missed the official close but though you'd go ahead anyway. That will show initiative.

>>8062327
I actually did that. (before reading your post) :p Solid advice.

>>8062279
I am glad you had some people help you though! It can be scary for sure. I went to the club with my gay male friend the first time too. It was great. In my city all the straight clubs were filled with dudes wearing way too much cologne. and the music sucked. I used to Dj and am some what picky about electronic music even today.

ded thread kms

>>8062989
I don't really know why. It was like we had a hive mind thing and everything just grinded to a halt this edition. Maybe we need to recruit or something.

>>8053655
Hair is wet/drying in a braid as we speak! You should get your waves tonight :D

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what do in this situation?

just finished Stone Butch Blues. what does lesgen think?

jesus fuck that was a heavy read. no matter how bad life sucks at least i'm not being raped by police officers.

>>8064333
"right now I don't sleep with anyone, haha"

that's when you break down crying on the cutest one, aka the one who is gonna try to seduce you later in the movie and bleed in front of the moon or whatever happened at the end.

>>8063783
hooray! thanks
>>8064342
Stone Butch Blues is amazing. the first time i read it was on an airplane and it took everything I had not to sob aloud reading it.

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So I suck at taking pictures but here you go. (I am also bad at braids so it didn't come out as well as last time, but still decent.)

>>8064333
What movie is this from? Also just tell them what works. If your bi tell them you're by but you lean towards women. If you're lesbian and experimented when you were younger tell them that. If you're goldstar... You know what to do.

>>8064342
>Stone Butch Blues
Never heard of it. I will google it and check it out, but I don't need any added darkness so I will skip it if it is deep down kinda blues.

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>>8010258
i just hope this thread doesn't end in dysphoria talk i mean you don't see me crying about my period it seems right to not see mtf crying about ther dysphoria
no bully plz

>>8066338
Actually, you just brought it up right now. But I see what you're saying. The only thing I would ask is like, is it okay to complain about having small boobs, or being too skinny? Those don't seem like they're necessarily dysphoria-related, but I can see how it could be construed that way....

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>>8036882
Snaks are cute
Cute

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>>8066364
>complain about having small boobs, or being too skinny
it's okay to complain about that cis complain about that all the time


i'm talking about trashy trannys that bring the subject when it isn't needed just for attention and generally the ones who like to war talk nothing and the ones whyo like to induce rage

no war more hugs

this place is to comfy for that kind of stuff

>>8066338
I mean your post sounds a lot like your trying to start something. You also ARE talking about your period in a round about way. No one said anything about dysphoria, so please don't bring it up again.

Chill is the name of the game here.

>>8066414
>i'm talking about trashy trannys that bring the subject when it isn't needed just for attention

I don't care what you are. You are spamming this thread and shitting it up by trying to start shit.

You are basically walking around saying.
>I REALLY HOPE NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THIS THING X TODAY.
>Gee people who talk about thing X sure are annoying wouldn't want that.
>I don't want to see any thing X and people who bring it up are bad.

You are creating a self-fulfilling prophecy. Drop it now.


>>8066364
>is it okay to complain about having small boobs, or being too skinny
These are just girl problems in general. (although many people would say that being skinny isn't a problem really, I can see how it might bother you though)

>>8066417
i'm sorry if im sound like that is just want it to communicate that i'm happy with the current situation of the thread

english is hard

>>8066436
ok. Thanks.

>>8066435
I just wanted to say i'm happy that this thread is peaceful the last time i went here is nothing but war
if that not what you getting you could just say ,, bait,, not calling out

maybe is becuse in my langenge we place words difrently so is hard to me to form statements that and all the English i learned was from the internet

it's it ok to steal content from clg and post it here for more discussion to take place and/or double post?

>>8066501
Both are fine!

>>8066501
Yeah, In theory our content should be sanitized enough that you could even cross post it from here if your eligible.

May even help liven things up a tad.

>>8066513
>>8066505
kk, totally stealing the survey anons post

Survey time! Weird edition
1. Tell about your ex
2. What should be done about non gold stars?
3. How gay is your country? Or city.
4. Are you wife material?
5. Do you need a mommy to spank you?
6. Sports bras are better than normal bras and end of discussion.
7. Gym should be renamed as lesbian breeding ground because everyone wants fit girls, right?

>>8066539
>1. Tell about your ex
Still have feelings, it's hell

>2. What should be done about non gold stars?
My ex is a non-goldstar, most of my exes are, so idk, it's not a dealbreaker for me I guess. They should just be kidnapped and made to feel so good that they swear off guys forever.

>3. How gay is your country? Or city.
Pretty gay, it's west coast

>4. Are you wife material?
Not yet, maybe after some self-improvement

>5. Do you need a mommy to spank you?
YES

>6. Sports bras are better than normal bras and end of discussion.
Maybe, but I don't really wear them

>7. Gym should be renamed as lesbian breeding ground because everyone wants fit girls, right?
Yeah, but I don't really want to get fit myself, is that selfish?

>>8066539
>1. Tell about your ex
Not really an ex, but I've been moping over a high school rejection for 14 years now. At this point I'm just frustrated over my inability to get over it.

>2. What should be done about non gold stars?
Nothing. Not a fan of this idea of the gold star VIP club.

>3. How gay is your country? Or city.
DC is gay as fuck. The downside is it sucks all the gay out of the surrounding area (where I live), so I have a gay commute of like an hour.

>4. Are you wife material?
Probably not. Chronic sadbrains.

>5. Do you need a mommy to spank you?
No.

>6. Sports bras are better than normal bras and end of discussion.
Been too long since I wore one (trying to fix that). I will say that some tops just won't work without the boobs out there in front.

>7. Gym should be renamed as lesbian breeding ground because everyone wants fit girls, right?
Never been to one. If it pisses off the MRA types then I'm all for it.

>>8066539
>1. Tell about your ex
half asian, like to wear a collar and would randomly fall asleep on me. still totally hung up on her.
>2. What should be done about non gold stars?
i couldn't care less about who is or is not a gold star
>3. How gay is your country? Or city.
Twin Cities? gay as fuck, though I'd wager Minneapolis moreso than Saint Paul
>4. Are you wife material?
more like husband(female) material
>5. Do you need a mommy to spank you?
more than anything
>6. Sports bras are better than normal bras and end of discussion.
agreed
>7. Gym should be renamed as lesbian breeding ground because everyone wants fit girls, right?
i know i want fit girls, so sure

>>8066539
>1. Tell about your ex
What ex?

>2. What should be done about non gold stars?
>""""gold stars""""

>3. How gay is your country? Or city.
Angry mobs hunt known gays with pitch forks and torches here.

>4. Are you wife material?
Marry me and find out.

>5. Do you need a mommy to spank you?
Yup.

>6. Sports bras are better than normal bras and end of discussion.
>bras

>7. Gym should be renamed as lesbian breeding ground because everyone wants fit girls, right?
>because everyone wants fit girls, right?
Wrong.

1. Tell about your ex
>which one? A lot older than me, looking for a "daughter" relationship, sophisticated. That describes most of them.
2. What should be done about non gold stars?
>nothing. sometimes you have to make mistakes in life
3. How gay is your country? Or city.
>In Boston so pretty gay
4. Are you wife material?
>No. too independent, set in my ways
5. Do you need a mommy to spank you?
>most of my relationships have been with "mommies". spankings were administered
6. Sports bras are better than normal bras and end of discussion.
>I'm only a b cup but most of my larger friends would agree that sports bras rule.
7. Gym should be renamed as lesbian breeding ground because everyone wants fit girls, right?
>everyone wants fit girls but don't fucking bother me at the gym.

>>8066539
>1. Tell about your ex
She was this brown latina girl. She was pretty cute but tried to force me out of the closet with my parents. I on't even talk to them. I just have inner with them once a year. They on't care an it's not something they need to know. Fuck that. I still nee the money when they die.

2. What should be done about non gold stars?
on't be an asshole. I had sex with a guy when I was 15 before I knew I was gay.


3. How gay is your country? Or city.

Considering that it legalzed same sex marriage before most states in the US, pretty fucking gay.
4. Are you wife material?
Nah. Fuck heteronormativity. I'll die when I'm like 30 somehting from an overdose anyways

5. Do you need a mommy to spank you?
Pretty much. I love BDSM but it's pretty hard to find someone that idn't an asshole about not being 100% sub or dom.

6. Sports bras are better than normal bras and end of discussion.

Trashy animal print bras FTW

7. Gym should be renamed as lesbian breeding ground because everyone wants fit girls, right?

Hahah I'm a super scrawny girl and I have never ever steped inside a gym. I'll run twice a week and smoke half a pack of cigs as a reward.

>>8066539
1. I haven't had an ex in over a decade. She was a cute redhead, but was too much for me so I ended up breaking up with her.
2. I don't really care.
3. I'm not sure, I'm kind of a shut-in except for work an groceries.
4. Well I'm still married for now (afraid for the future though).
5. Um...
6. Yes!
7. Sure I guess? I'm not fit I'm just skinny. But strong women make me blush.

Today I learned that half the staff at work have girlcrushes on me. At least one "and I'm straight!"

>>8070477
>most of my relationships have been with "mommies". spankings were administered
Tell us more.

>>8068309
>more like husband(female) material
Oh wow this sounds hot.

>>8066539
>1. Tell about your ex
Her name was Emily. She was cute and funny as hell, but I got bored of her after a while so I broke up with her.
>2. What should be done about non gold stars?
Nothing?
>3. How gay is your country? Or city.
Uhh...probably a 4 on a scale of 1 to 10.
>4. Are you wife material?
Nah. I'm fugly and I have a shit personality.
>5. Do you need a mommy to spank you?
N-No thanks.
>6. Sports bras are better than normal bras and end of discussion.
Agreed.
>7. Gym should be renamed as lesbian breeding ground because everyone wants fit girls, right?
I know I do.

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So I am going to start posting here more because /clg/ has become a cesspit of hate, and one of my good friends got kicked out of their discord for fear of her being trans. I am just done with their OP's Nazisim. I may still read their stuff but my posts are going to be going here moving forward.


>>8066539
>1.
I took one of my ex's virginity and it was a total shit show. I ended up making her sex crazy and clingy, and then I pulled a batman ending to break it up. I still feel guilty about that.
>2.
Fugg them. Don't let a perfectly good lesbian go to waste for lack of sticker.
>3.
Canada, West coast. Pretttty gay.
>4.
My girlfriend wants to marry me but I said I don't do marriage. So yes I am wife material. (We still call each other wife sometimes to be cute haha)
>5.
If it happens kewl, otherwise I don't go out of my way for it. The whole mommy thing has always been one of the creepier parts of clg.
>6.
Sometimes
>7.
Heck yes. Me and my gf are going to go running tonight, and also have a workout routine we are going to do.

Posting cute red heads because our board needs more pictures. (Everyone needs to post more pictures of qt's and comfy things.)

>>8072149
>I pulled a batman ending to break it up.
I have never heard that expression, what does it mean?

>>8072262
it means she shot he ex's parents in an ally to make her break up with her.

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Is she the cutest "queer" musician to date?

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Am I the only one who thinks she should've fucked herself?

>>8072360
the only correct answer is yes,

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And then, fucked her dead sister, of course.

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>>8072262
Basically I was the heroine she needed, not the heroine she wanted.

She was suffering form a bad depression and wouldn't get help or do anything about it. She made her whole life about me and pleasing me. Her all star grades started to slip, and she was withdrawing more and more. I was her everything and as long as I was around I knew she wouldn't get the help she needed.

So I was really distant with her for a month or so hoping me being cold would be enough to end it. pic related... (She really needed to move on for her own good and I knew it) When it came down to it she wanted to try and work through me being cold etc. I told her I didn't find her attractive anymore because I knew if I wasn't a villain in her mind she would never truly let me go. (I did still find her lithe little form attractive too. . . Even saying it and putting on that act took me to my limit.)

We broke up. She moved on. Gave me death stares when I passed her in the street. Got the help she needed. Came out as bi. Has since had so many boyfriends and some of them by my friends (Mostly to get back at me or something) have reported they have never had such a nymphomaniac. Got scholarships, finished school, she is working in psychology somewhere now.

Anyway I still feel rotten about it. I worry it may have been what turned her away from women, and I promised I would never do that again, even if I though the person needed it. (That isn't my call to make.) I was younger at the time so lets use that as an excuse for the inexcusable haha.

>>8072401
damn, that's shitty, at least your heart was in the right place.
sorry you had to deal with that anon. It might be good for you to apologize, at least for you to not feel rotten/guilty about it.

>>8072360
>>8072364
100% should have self fucked haha!

Are you here, voice anon?

If you are, your voice is qt. But why would you think they were cool seeing all the hate they spew on every thread?

>>8072401
Link to uncensored?

>>8072321
Who is this? I have never heard of them. (They are pretty cute though)

>>8072603
julien baker! she's a p r i m e cutie and also my favorite female singer/songwriter rn after feist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkot9YL3YyQ

link related, a super cute ~30 minute live interview session thing she did with audiotree.

>>8072613
Wow. That's a nice voice.

>>8072638
isnt it? and she's got like the cutest personality! she really just makes my heart melt.

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>>8072638
It is really good she sounds like my sister. (I might post some of her stuff if you wanted/shameless plug)

For me my person musical crush (and confirmed lesbian) is Annie Clark from ST. Vincent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vRPmJx8bYs

(The dude interviewing her is a dick/douche bag but meh)

Annie is a godess, and if she didn't like such out there music, she would be one of the biggest female guitar figures out there. (She probably has some of the best guitar skills out there, but won't get recognized because she is a noise junkie) I think she even dated Tilda Swinton... What more do you need?

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I was wrong it was Cara maybe. (Not 4 chan Cara)

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>>8072713
oh my god she's from my city, I had no idea, how did I never realize.
but she's still not as cute as Julien Baker or feist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLj5FA0Dbks

only problem is that shes het but I'm allowed to crush even if it wouldnt work out

>>8072585
Thanks, I am here. (I needed to hear that after everything today.) Has me feeling pretty bummed so I am going to get some coolers and get WGW with my gf, while we wait for the stew to be ready. Some of them ARE decent people. I really believe that. Like anywhere, good and bad.

>>8070548
>You'll never lick the sweat off her body.
Why exist?

>>8072613
And she plays the piano too.
Fuck, now I'm in love. Why would you do this to me, anon?

>>8072864
le coeur veut que le coeur veut.
if it makes you feel any better, I'd gladly be your peer in Julien Baker's eventual harem

>>8072875
Don't you mean cœur?

Also
>tfw no French-Canadian gf.

>>8072893
I'm just a flithy texan here, we dont know how to do your fancy oe circumflexes round these parts.

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So I threw this together, and tada. A /lesgen/ discord. Hopefully, I can get this link stickied for next thread. *bats eyelashes*

https://discord.gg/tKcABwt

>>8072904
Oh no not that, Discord servers kill threads anon! No need to use a clunky 4chan thread if you have that.

>>8072902
Honestly the french text stuff is one of the worst things about keyboards in Canada. It gets stuck in french-english mode and then you can't get normal symbols again.

>>8072613
She seems/sounds like she is sub 18 or something, but I feel like she is actually like 26 or something.

>>8072850
Find someone else like her? Don't sell yourself short.

>>8072934
>Honestly the french text stuff is one of the worst things about keyboards in Canada. It gets stuck in french-english mode and then you can't get normal symbols again.

that sounds terrible anon, I'm so sorry

>She seems/sounds like she is sub 18 or something, but I feel like she is actually like 26 or something.

I think she's just like short and cute and sweet.
but also I think her wardrobe is a little young for her age (21?), but she's still super awesome and watching/hearing her perform makes me smile every time.

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>tfw single and unmotivated to date
>tfw should probably care but don't

At least I have my cat. She's pretty great.

>>8073058
Do you have sex with you cat?

>>8073058
post pics of that pussy

>>8073058
Are you me? S-sometimes it gets a little lonely though.

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>>8073064
No, that's just gross. We do cuddle though.

>tfw she's actually asleep on my lap RIGHT NOW


>>8073067
No, I'm afraid someone's gonna recognize me. I post her THAT often.

>>8073078
It does get lonely, but then I go to the gym and get reminded why I don't like to be around people.

>>8073091
Post heeer.

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reminder that it's totally fine to have tea at 1 am so long as you're a major cutie

which all of you are

>>8073091
post pussy pls

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>>8073101
Is it true that tea helps you sleep? I'm really tired but I can't sleep.

>>8073091
If only we're allowed pets in my dorm. *sigh* I guess I'll just focus on schoolwork to get me through odd bouts of loneliness. Bet your cat is cute though!

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>>8073108
lol no, tea is filled with caffeine so you'd be up all night
I recommend drinking some water and reading or going for a walk if you're up for being out late at night.

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>>8073100
>>8073101
Ok, you win. Here's a silly photo I took a while ago.

>having tea at 1am
Are you me? Then again, I'm supposed to be studying for my midterms.

>>8073108
It depends on the tea. Some tea can lower your blood pressure and make you feel sleepy, but there's also a ton of teas that are high in caffeine and can keep you up all night.
t. tea connoisseur

>>8073110
>Bet your cat is cute though!
She is.

>>8018667
are you a chestlet

>>8073123
>Are you me? Then again, I'm supposed to be studying for my midterms.
no anon, it me.

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>>8073116
Noooo. It's cold outside. I think I'll just watch OITNB for the fiftieth time until I fall asleep instead tb.h
>>8073123
Resisting urge to squeal out loud. This level of adorableness should be illegal.
> Some tea can lower your blood pressure and make you feel sleepy, but there's also a ton of teas that are high in caffeine and can keep you up all night
Ooh. Noted. I'll look into that later. Tomorrow. Probably.

>>8073138
Are you sure?

>>8073140
Try hibiscus tea- it's pretty tasty and caffeine-free!

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>>8073150
also, have more kitty. Just because.

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>>8073058
>At least I have my cat
I am so jelly. I really want a cat, but am waiting for my gf to finish her allergy shots.

>>8073101
I really want tea. To be honest I really wanted drinks, but never left to go get them because I got preoccupied by other things. haha

I have some Lady Grey I would whip up (or a host of others.) although I will never sleep.

>>8073150
>Are you sure?
anon, if I were you, then how will I ever make sweet, sweet cunnilingual love to you?

>Noooo. It's cold outside. I think I'll just watch OITNB for the fiftieth time until I fall asleep instead tb.h
that doesnt sound very satisfying. you should really consider a healthier way of dealing with no sleep desu

>>8073140
>Noooo. It's cold outside. I think I'll just watch OITNB for the fiftieth time until I fall asleep instead tb.h
I have still never finished it once.

>>8073162
lady grey is actually one of my personal favorites, good on you anon

more great teas on my list include Earl Grey, hot, green tea, anything with lemon, irish breakfast, english breakfast, and basically every other black tea. I'm a sucker for caffeine

>>8073168
watch it with me

It's 1:30 AM and I'm in bed eating goldfish. I have bacon in the fridge I could cook but then I'd have to do work.

>>8073140
>>8073168
Should I move this up my backlog queue?

>>8073162
Sorry about your gf, cat allergies suck. I used to be allergic but outgrew it after adopting mine.

>Lady Grey

Good taste.

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>>8073150
Whaaat. I actually have some in my fridge right now. Where I live it's called agua de Jamaica though, and we drink it cold. It is pretty good!
>>8073164
Yeahhh, I probably should. I should also stop avoiding my responsibilities but I'm not doing that any time soon.
>>8073168
Why not?
>>8073185
Definitely.

>>8073184
You won't regret it tho. Bacon is fucking delicious.

How do I break up with my gf?

>>8073157
>>8073123
can i steal your cat?

>>8073202
>How do I break up with my gf?
giver he my number

>>8073190
>Yeahhh, I probably should. I should also stop avoiding my responsibilities but I'm not doing that any time soon.
oh god, avoiding responsibilities, are you me?

>>8073206
>giver he my number
She's fat, though.

>>8073210
>She's fat, though.
absolutely nothing wrong with a little T H I C C

>>8073203
But then who will get under the covers with me and lull me to sleep with their purring?

>>8073206
No, I'm pretty sure she's me.

I'm here for you ladies that can't sleep. Let me help you. Close your eyes and listen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOq5Gfe9gKg

I won't sleep any time soon, but I hope you will. Listen and listen.

>>8073217
>No, I'm pretty sure she's me.
anon its just been me and you talking this whole time, I was making a joke because you asked me that earlier, get it?

>>8073216
Did I say fat?
I meant she's actually obese.

>Not why I wanna break up with her, though.

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>>8073206
I'm pretty sure everyone does that at some point. Real life responsibilities are a bitch.

>>8073217
>But then who will get under the covers with me and lull me to sleep with their purring?
I volunteer!

>>8073222
What if we're the same person with a very tenuous grasp on reality?

Is it still samefagging if it's multiple personalities?

>>8073223
300+ ex club ww@?

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>>8073228
>dating whales ever

>>8073200
Very true. Saving it for later so I have something to look forward to when I wake up.

>>8073235
That's kind of sad, anon.

>>8073228
Sorry, I don't know burger units.

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>>8073236
H-Haha, I was just joking! I have tons of things to look forward to! Like checking 4chan. Repeatedly. Until I'm tired enough to fall back asleep for a couple of hours.

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>>8073226
Can we cuddle but I get to keep my cat?

>>8073233
This. I hate to sound mean, but... I'm just not attracted to overweight people. I feel kinda shitty about it.

>>8073237
~135kg

>>8073242
>Can we cuddle but I get to keep my cat?
Sure.
I'm not the cat thief, btw.

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>>8073173
>Earl Grey, hot
haha I am not even a trekky but don't think I would let that slip.

My favorites are Purple Oolong, Basic bitch green tea, Earl Grey/Lady Grey, most white teas actually (I had a white Goji blossom one that was divine.) Many more.

>>8073123
Those beautiful baby blues! :D You have a fine pussy my dear. (Yeah I went there)

>>8073181
>>8073168
I really just need to sitdown and do it.

>>8073227
I mean I am not >>8073222 so I think there are a few people here.

Anyway. gf is begging for attention/snuggs so I must oblige. Later for now! <3

>>8073244
That sounds about right.

>>8073248
>I'm not the cat thief, btw.
Oh, neat! Even better.

>>8073252
>Those beautiful baby blues! :D You have a fine pussy my dear. (Yeah I went there)
Thanks! I love her lots.

>>8073223
If not that, why'd you wanna break it off?

>>8073241
You must have some sort of hobby besides that.

>>8073233
>>8073242

I used to think like that.
But then I've had a fat girl sit on my face.

>>8073227
>What if we're the same person with a very tenuous grasp on reality?
>Is it still samefagging if it's multiple personalities?
thats unlikely anon, but dont scare me

>>8073224
>I'm pretty sure everyone does that at some point. Real life responsibilities are a bitch.
yea, I'm not ready for them yet if I'm totally honest with myself.

>>8073252
>haha I am not even a trekky but don't think I would let that slip.
you're good people, anon>>8073227
>What if we're the same person with a very tenuous grasp on reality?

possible

>Is it still samefagging if it's multiple personalities?
I'm definitely not >>8073252 due to tfw no gf

>>8073242
>I'm just not attracted to overweight people
most people aren't. i certainly wasn't, at least not physically.

>>8073268
I write, but I haven't made a lot of progress recently. Part of why I feel so down. If I'm not creating stuff, I tend to notice how much I hate myself.

>>8073269
I'd rather have a girl that's kinda bony than that to be honest.

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>>8073252
It's a good show. It'd be a waste not to give it a chance, at least.

>>8073284
hi I'm boney date me please I'm >>8073279 I swear I'm cute. I swear it.

>>8073293
You would definitely not want to be entangled in this mess I'm in anon. But I'm sure you're cute anyway, I'd give you a hug and watch a movie or something with you for sure.

>>8073279
What's going on in your post? Is our perception of reality finally slipping?

>>8073280
I mean I won't make fun of them (I'm a very shy and unconfrontational person, I hate the idea of annoying/bothering/hurting someone), that's just being unnecessarily cruel. Especially since you don't know if they're losing weight.

Knowing my doormat ways though I'd probably get roped into a few dates.

>>8073280
They should have slightly more gravity, though!

>>8073281
Sounds to me like you just need some inspiration. You should work on that maybe?

>>8073267
She's literally insane.
And that's coming from someone who is actually crazy.

I simply can't stand her anymore.
The only thing that is still good is the sex.

And the worst part is that once she's gonna I'll be back to being forever alone.

>>8073320
oh yeah, that's probably why i was attracted to her.
>tfw finally escaped from orbit
d-doesn't feel all that great desu

hey um this is a little depressing but i got drunk earlier today and a guy i work with forced his tongue and his dick in my mouth, and kept shoving his hands down my pants

i've been kinda chugging vodka for the last few hours, but my girlfriend fell asleep and i'm really not sure how to feel right now

has anyone else had...straight guys do this kind of shit to them

>>8073336
Please file a police report, ok? Don't let the swine get away with this. Get him fired, do it all.

>>8073336
report to company, report to law, or some combo of the two

or beat the everloving fuck out of him and call it even, then quit

whatever works best for you

>>8073306
>What's going on in your post? Is our perception of realitY finElly Slipping?

>>8073305
>You would definitely not want to be entangled in this mess I'm in anon
describe the mess to us anon

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>>8073279
Well, all the other adults I know have no idea what the fuck they're doing most of the time. So, conclusion, everyone is confused and scared and you'll probably be fine.

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>>8073336
What the fuck. That beyond fucked up. I can't imagine what you're going through but you have my sympathies.

This is precisely why I don't drink around men.

Like >>8073348 said file a report with the cops ASAP.

>>8073359
it KeEps HepneNg

>>8073371
>KEHN
that's not how secret messages work you microwaved piece of soap

>>8073377
S-sorry. I'm kinda tired and didn't catch that.

>>8073348
>>8073352
the only friend i've told about this other than my gf has been bugging me to file something all night, but i've been raped in the past and reliving this kind of shit feels awful

i want to get him fired but nobody would believe me. i'm some quiet dyke bitch and he's that one dude everyone loves. honestly, i'd rather beat the shit out of him. or cut his dick off. fuck, man.

>>8073385
FILE FILE FILE

If he knows he can get away with it he'll do it again.

>>8073336
Yeah, it's been a long time but I still think about it every once in a while. I get nightmares too. But you'll get used to it, as depressing as that sounds. You can't change what happened, so you learn to live with it.

>>8073336
please report him.
tell your girlfriend what happened and talk to her/get her to take you to the police office if it makes you feel better/more confident about going.

>>8073370
>all the other adults I know have no idea what the fuck they're doing most of the time

yea but this adult is constantly fucking up opportunities to advance in the world

>>8073384
>S-sorry. I'm kinda tired and didn't catch that.
thats ok, that wasnt me, I still love you anon <3

>>8073393
snitches get stiches

Saw some posts about gold stars. I am a gold star lesbian but I can't ever meet a nice woman who actually is a gold star too. Not to mention someone who is not a drunk or drug addict :-/

>>8073401
No, snitches save his future victims. Fucker needs to be held accountable for what he did.

>>8073407
Then lower your standards.

>>8073407
fuck off with your elitist bullshit, youre in the wrong general
>>8072347

>>8073393
if i don't get fired, everyone at work will hate me, and everyone will know about what happened. honestly, this happened to me before when i was a lot younger, and this is bringing up a lot of old feelings and i... just feel fucking gross. like legitimately fucking dirty. i can still taste his dick and feel his rough hands. it's fucking awful. all i have is this job, to save up money and get out of my hometown, and i can't risk that. i just want to forget this all, you know?

>>8073395
it's just weird because this happened to me when i was a lot younger but i'd always thought i wouldn't have to worry about this again. like, i'm in therapy for ptsd and some other shit but i thought i was just overcoming bad shit from my past. but... i mean fuck i just don't know if i'll ever be able to let my guard down around men again. fuck.

>>8073359
I'll keep it short to try and keep the melodrama down a bit. So...I'm under an immense amount of stress and anxiety. My marriage is falling apart, somewhat due to my spouse turning out FtM. I've lost all attraction, my spouse's personality has changed very quickly. Very insensitive these months later. There's just...several problems and I don't know what to do. I don't know how to fix them. Plenty of it's my fault too. I'm trying my hardest, but suddenly he can't handle my being moody and shit and it's just like well that's all women. I can't stand men and I know my spouse feels shame and invalidation from that and it's just well what do you want me to do? I still love my spouse so very much, it's all that keeps me going most days and that's falling apart in front of my eyes and I don't know how to stop it. There's just so much. I should stop, though.

Just letting you girls know that we've reached bump limit.
Still ways to go before page 10, but someone should start preparing a new thread.

It looks like the thread is picking up steam. Let's keep it up, nice lesbians.

Wow this posted to another location it seems. Oops! :-0