Cis LesGen

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First for teen lesbian pucci

Survey time! Lewd edition :3
1. Are you shaved? (You better be or no love for you)
2. Your first time! Give us lewd and/or cute details.
3. Do you do one night stands? When was the last time you got laid?
4. Tell us about your masturbation habits. Do you use toys? Do you cherish being horny or do you slick just out of boredom?
5. What kind of lesbian porn you use? Hentai users don't need to apply and they will be shot in the morning
6. OP deserves all the pussy and love so do give yourself to her whenever she asks.

I'm going to spend my salary on lingerie, ropes, chains and other wonderful things. Be good girls and I might post the results.

>>7968433
>two threads later and still no /gsg/

>>7968458
1. Yes
2. I was 13 and so was she. We watched awkward porn together, kissed a lot and tried to lick each other. It felt good but it was too awkward.
3. No and I haven't got laid in 6 months.
4. I don't do it that often.
5. Lesbea is good desu

>>7968482
gsg?

>1.
Trimmed. I can't seem to get the hang of shaving, and the upkeep is annoying.
>2.
I was 19 going on 20, she was my first gf. Started out snuggling and it turned lewd pretty fast. It was ok, but she didn't like being touched, made me feel like a pillow princess when all I wanted to do was five.
>3.
I have in the past but they're not really my thing. I haven't had sex in almost 3 years.
>4.
I switch between my hands and a vibrator, depending on moods. It's a bit of both. Long drawn out sessions are fantastic, but sometimes I'm bored and just want to orgasm, which is when I use the vibe.
>5.
I tend to read erotica or listen to girls masturbating. I like the ones where she'll command me to do stuff. Takes my control away a little.

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>>7968433
>Join regular 4chan discord
>"REEEE ROASTIE GET OUT REEEEEEE"
>Join /clg/ discord
>"YOU'RE A MAN USING A VOICE CHANGER"

>>7968509
Goldstar Gen

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>>7968570
>try joining /lgbt/ discord
>get orbited by manly sounding transbians
>get kicked for being rude because the entire server is trannies

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

I just clicked the link to the old thread at the top to quote something from the last one and just lost my survey reply. It was so fucking steamy and near max character limit...

Ahhhhhhgrfuck this.

>>7968588
What did you say?

>>7968611
Was it a response to my "Ravage me, mommy" quote?

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>>7968626
>asked why I didnt want to hang out with them playing video games
>"What are you not in to me?" 'jokingly'
>"not really"
>'why not i thought you were a lesbian?'
>"you sound like a man tho"
>entire room erupts in autistic triggerspeech
>'WHAT THE FUCK NO I/WE DONT'
>"If I were to put your voice on a pitch scale it would be within the male--"
>Kicked

>>7968650
bull

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>>7968458
>Are you shaved?
Trimmed; not completely shaved since tfwnogf.

>Your first time!
24 yr old KHV. fml

>Do you do one night stands? When was the last time you got laid?
....

>Tell us about your masturbation habits.
I masturbate when I feel stressed or when I'm procrastinating. Sooo, I tend to masturbate several times a day.

>What kind of lesbian porn you use?
Amateur stuff; however, anon's hand porn recommendations have been intriguing me lately. T-thanks, anon.

>OP deserves all the pussy and love so do give yourself to her whenever she asks.
Love you, OP.

>>7968458
1. Yes! I shave then leave it be until it becomes a bit "too much" for my taste and shave it again! I don't have much hair.

2. I never had actual sex (as in breaking my hymen) but i did some things for the first time 2 years ago. She was very gentle, she (gently) made fun of how small i was "everywhere" (my height, breasts,clit,how tight i was down there...) and how i came fast/shaked a little because i was nervous.
The day before her arrival i stayed late at night to read on how to properly please with my tongue and stuff, because I had no actual idea and wanted to be able to "just in case" we would end in the bed. She said I was good apparently. Yay?


3.No, I need to trust and love the person. And besides my "first time"...never. I'm too nervous to be in a relationship (muh anxiety). And I don't fall in love easily. Maybe one day?

4.I only use my fingers,mainly clit stimulation because I'm so tight even a finger feels kinda uncomfy. I have a low sex drive in general so i'm not horny that often?

5. It really depends, sometimes i'll read fics, browse some /u/ threads, real lesbian porn (or lesbian hentai because i'm a weeb but it can be hard to find decent ones without a dude involved),...or just imagine things.

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>>7968433
REVOLUTIONARY

>>7968752
>>7968756
>>7968523
I've been in two relationships, with regular sex, yet still felt the frequent urge to masturbate, and did it just as frequently as I did without a partner.

I masturbate around three times a day... I can't imagine not masturbating frequently, since I've been masturbating since around five, and doing it to porn since I was ten.

I don't understand.

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>>7968806

>>7968806
>anon reposting my screenshot
I hope the fame won't go to my head. Now I can only top this by actually sleeping with my sister.

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>>7968816
Yes I am the anon who first stole it and now you're going to see it everywhere. And I mean probably everywhere because I like to shitpost on /v/ so it'll eventually get passed around like AIDS.

>>7968570
Post a vocaroo here pls

>>7968697

tranny get out

>>7968650

you're probably lucky they kicked you sooner rather than later desu

>>7968458
>Are you shaved?
no, I generally only shave around it a bit and trim the rest, but not too short, otherwise it'll get itchy.

>Your first time!
KHV.
Don't think I could be into one night stands, either.

>Tell us about your masturbation habits
no toys, only rubbing in specific ways. Used to do it very often (usually 4+ sessions).
Am on period and my libido is unusually very, very low, but I've been taking meds for depression and anxiety, so there you go.

>What kind of lesbian porn you use?
if I'm feeling really horny, literally any (legal) porn will do. But my favorite way of getting off comes with the fantasy of being fucked passionately hard by whomever I feel attracted to at that moment.

>>7968650
>>"What are you not in to me?" 'jokingly'

Almost too cringe to be believed.

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>clg

I'm not going bald reee it's uncomfy

>>7968433
>women
>4chan

How fugly are you people to be on 4chan

>>7968954
For your information I'm a solid 4.45/10 according to my mother, cunt.

>>7968954

>>7964945
So fugly. (The only person to actually post what they look like to /clg/)

Congrats to the anon who got a B in class.

Also congrats to the anon with the cute butt.

>>7969013
There were two butts posted in the last thread. Which one?

>>7968954
I just like anonymity anon. 4chan isn't having me register a username and link my fb twitter instagram steam discord linkedin google plus origin uplay myspace battle.net skype accounts to it.

>>7969024
The air feels tense

>>7969024

I curiously scrolled down the last thread, and saw three butts, all of which were cute.

But the one in underwear was what I meant.

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>>7968458
>1. Are you shaved? (You better be or no love for you)
Yeah. Nothing better than silky smooth skin.
>2. Your first time! Give us lewd and/or cute details.
I had been messing around with my then-qt for a while, but it never got down to vagina touching (except that one time she was drunk and her hand wandered into my pants instantly, but she didn't really do anything). She stayed at my place that night, and it was more than just obvious that she had wanted the pucci for a while. We spent an endless time just kissing and touching each other, until she started using her hands on me. In my twisted mind I thought it kinda awkward to do the same to her, so I went down on her instead. We spent the rest of the night cuddling and telling each other lewd stories.
>3. Do you do one night stands? When was the last time you got laid?
If I can find a proper qt, yeah. Last time I got laid was on Saturday, with a grill who started out as a One-Night Stand but has become an affair.
>4. Tell us about your masturbation habits. Do you use toys? Do you cherish being horny or do you slick just out of boredom?
I actually rarely masturbate, it can never satisfy me and most often just makes me crave real sex. Whenever I do masturbate it's either because I think "huh, I haven't done this in a while", or post-sex when I'm still turned on but the qt is gone.
>5. What kind of lesbian porn you use? Hentai users don't need to apply and they will be shot in the morning
I don't watch any. ;_;
>6. OP deserves all the pussy and love so do give yourself to her whenever she asks.
Can I use your fresh chains on her?

>>7968458
1. I get a wax bi-weekly
2. got high with highschool friend, mock kiss from shotgunning turned to dryhumping and heavy petting
3. I'm not adverse to it, 4.3 years ago
4. wake up and try to get a fast one to start my day, mostly clit stim. right before bed pull out the egg and try to fall asleep
5. hegre-art, kink.com, and various erotica
6. as long as you ask nicely
>read as; you wrassle me for it

>>7969219
>I get a wax bi-weekly
Why so often? Does your hair grow back that fast?

>>7969254
that and I'm crushing really hard on the korean girl who does it
any excuse to get her to touch me

>>7969280
Oh, you're that anon. kek. That's a great excuse to have her see your pucci.

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Speaking of which - did that tall and /fit/ virgin girl pop her cherry with that blonde korean or what?

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>>7969280
>tfw currently fucking an Asian qt

Yellow fever is in full force.

>>7969280
Have you really got her to stick her hand in your panties on the pretext of having just waxed?

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>>7969093
>mfw it was me

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You're such a good friend. Even though you're a lesbian you're always willing to hear me complain about my boyfriend. I'm glad to have someone who just wants to hear me talk

>>7969354
Cute butt, anon.

>>7969396
Are you secretly in love with your straight friend who won't stop bitching about her boyfriend?

>>7969420
Yes.

>never had sex with a girl
is scissoring real or just a porno thing? ive heard some people say both answers. whats the real verdict?

Survey time! Lewd edition :3
1. Are you shaved? (You better be or no love for you)
nope, but my hair is soft and sort of sparse. i trim it.
2. Your first time! Give us lewd and/or cute details.
never had sex with a woman
3. Do you do one night stands? When was the last time you got laid?
^
4. Tell us about your masturbation habits. Do you use toys? Do you cherish being horny or do you slick just out of boredom?
i stopped masturbating for a 7 or 8 month period but recently started again. i usually use toys but its just been fingers lately.. i was thinking about buying a new vibe
5. What kind of lesbian porn you use? Hentai users don't need to apply and they will be shot in the morning
i dont watch porn

>>7968928
Hotshitgg

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>>7969424
I'm in love with my lesbian friend who I unintentionally helped get a gf a few months ago.
I hate my life.

>>7969429
Scissoring is real. It's not really vulva to vulva action though. Basically, you hump my thigh and I hump yours.

>>7969445
Doesn't it just make you want to kidnap them and keep them so drugged that they think they're in love with you?

>>7969445
Fuck off male scum.

>>7968458
>Survey time! Lewd edition :3
>1. Are you shaved? (You better be or no love for you)
yes, i shave completely or do a landing strip
>2. Your first time! Give us lewd and/or cute details.
I'm KV ;-;
>3. Do you do one night stands? When was the last time you got laid?
no, I wouldn't, I only want to have sex with people I love, and kiss people I like alot
>4. Tell us about your masturbation habits. Do you use toys? Do you cherish being horny or do you slick just out of boredom?
i rarely masturbate, but I schlick a little sometimes.
I rarely if ever cum though
>5. What kind of lesbian porn you use? Hentai users don't need to apply and they will be shot in the morning
this video on motherless that anon linked one time
>6. OP deserves all the pussy and love so do give yourself to her whenever she asks.
are you cute OP? I'd let you defile me

>>7968611
get the lazarus browser addon

TFW NO GF TFW NO GF TFW NO GF TFW NO GF TFW NO GF TFW NO GF TFW NO GF TFW NO GF TFW NO GF TFW NO GF TFW NO GF TFW NO GF TFW NO GF TFW NO GF TFW NO GF TFW NO GF TFW NO GF

why am I so bad at online dating??
also, why are the hottest girls on tindr straight?
it's fucking killing me.
there was this one ginger who was 11/10 and she was fucking straight (or didn't match....but most people match, so she was probably straight)
>>7969396
this is gross

Proposition!

All the >tfw no gf-lesbians are to be sold into slavery. That way we could benefit from them, make money and get laid.

>>7969513
You're probably just too ugly for dating.

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>>7969517
But then everyone will end up being a tfw no gf lesbian.

>>7969569
Not if you're the buyer and owner.

>>7969315
If I remember right she said no last time.

I could be wrong.

Also so lewd....

>>7969517
b-but I don't want to be sold into slavery, senpai.

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>>7969632
>no

>>7969632
I don't think Anon has reported back with results yet.
Maybe they're still in bed together?

>>7968458
1. I'm trimmed. I get a brazilian in the summer though.
2. Girls would ask to makeout with me or shotgun me at parties ect but I wasn't out yet and I wasn't into any of them.
First time I got laid:
Childhood best friend and already graduated senpai spent the night at my house and shared my bed since she was in between moving into an apartment while I was graduating HS. Caught her fidgeting one night thinking she was having a nightmare, I reached over to gently wake her and caught her masturbating. She didn't stop when I caught her so I jokingly asked if she needed help. She just meekly nodded and pressed up against me. I had her sit in my lap and fingered her. While she was moaning and heavily breathing in my ear and clawing my back I realized I was in love with her so I kissed her. We made out, then right before I was going to let her cum, I laid her down and tore off her panties, teased her all over then ate her out. Afterwards we cuddled and fell asleep. She kept trying to seduce me constantly for a week afterwards and we just kept having sex maybe 3-4 times a day. We're still together.
Cutest memory: Way before we got together, when I was 11ish and she was 13-14ish we climbed a rock pile in the woods and she slipped and hurt her leg so I gave her a piggyback. On the way down the road it started to absolutely downpour. We stopped under this huge tree and sat on a rock beneath it until it stopped raining since it was completely dry. She leaned against me put her head on my shoulder. We waited there for 10mins without talking at all until the rain stopped. Then I gave her a piggyback home.
We had a lot of little cute innocent moments like that before we started dating. When we were 14-16ish she asked if we could practice kissing but we got interrupted.
3: Still with gf but had a short fling with another close friend during a short break up. Had sex last Tues.
4: I just do it out of horniness or boredom.

>>7969448

Does vulva-to-vulva action exist?
I want a woman to top me this way.
I have an outie and I think if she had an outie too, it might work. I'm very sensitive in that outer area.

>>7969530
I know for a fact that I'm not ugly, so NOPE

>>7969455
>kidnap them and keep them so drugged that they think they're in love with you

I'd accept a girl as my gf if she did this to me

>>7969429
have you seen The Handmaiden? scissoring is like that

>>7968445
if that's you i'd die for you no questions asked

>>7969756

Kawaii as fuck, anon.
I would read this webcomic.

how do lesbians practice safe sex?

>>7969818
By staying away from disease ridden penises.

>>7969801
Madison Beer. She says she's a bishit. I don't know why they even bother saying that if they don't date chicks. I am a revile the bishit existence and encourage my fellow lesbians to follow.

>>7969881
I am a reviler of*

>>7969788
the weird beads were too much for me. Took out the immersion.

>>7968458
>1. Are you shaved? (You better be or no love for you)
i keep it neatly trimmed when i'm looking for love. when i'm single its a jungle down there.

>2. Your first time! Give us lewd and/or cute details.
i hooked up with a girl i was friends with. it was the first time for both of us. it was awkward, and mostly dry humping. we dated for about a year but i hated the sex. she'd never reciprocate when i ate her out, and to this day i've still never gotten munched on. been told its great. its led to a shit ton of insecurity and intimacy issues. she ended up cheating on me and fucked a guy in a disneyland parking lot. confessed, then blocked me on social media in the same text conversation. never saw her again. :[

>3. Do you do one night stands? When was the last time you got laid?
last time i got laid was with that girl, couple years ago. i was too insecure after the breakup to hook up for a long time, and now i've moved and don't know anyone in the city lol.

>4. Tell us about your masturbation habits. Do you use toys? Do you cherish being horny or do you slick just out of boredom?
both. i have a couple toys but i don't use them.

>5. What kind of lesbian porn you use? Hentai users don't need to apply and they will be shot in the morning.
depends on my mood. sometimes vanilla, sometimes toys, sometimes really rough stuff. i just browse until i find something.

>6. OP deserves all the pussy and love so do give yourself to her whenever she asks.
sounds good i have my own place lets netflix and chill.

>>7969818
i know that some people use condoms as dental dams, but I've always wondered this myself
>>7969881
it's pretty standard for female celebrities to just claim they're bi these days

anon in love with her gay best friend from a couple threads ago reporting back.

we played overwatch for a couple of hours. i made some sort of offhand comment about hating my giant-but-not-in-the-sexy-way boobs and always having to wear a sports bra etc. we ended up talking about her own boobs for like 20 minutes and it was lowkey unintentionally the hottest conversation i've had with her. i now possess intricate boob details.

she started play flirting with me later on and reciprocated and laughed and jokingly asked if this is how she'd act around me irl.
she got really quiet, but in a contemplative sort of way, then goes, "i don't know anon, i'd probably get too nervous and just start blushing. i'm not sure."
i told her i could make her sure, she giggled and told me that was "really smooth" and we went back to play flirting.

it feels like progress, /clg/. i don't even know if i want a LDR, i just want her to know i'd worship every inch of her goddamn body - including her boobs.

So, I found a chinchilla out in the snow today.

>>7970233
for all of our sakes' i hope you continue

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>>7970169
> i just want her to know i'd worship every inch of her goddamn body - including her boobs.

Never too late to come on strong. pic related. Carry that bitch home over your shoulder l ;)

>>7969482
Bah sadly won't help after the fact.

>>7968627
How the fuck did you know it was related to the last point.... >_> You are spooky anon just spooky.

I might rewrite it again now. (with the addon)

I really need to do work and haven't been able to bring myself to do any today. It is now 8:50pm and my only accomplishments are a ton of posts all over /lgbt/

FML.

They can't fire me because I already know my job is gone after next week so there is that. Depression/stress related to that might be a reason too.

gf went into work today too so I can't even get snugs to feel better. To top it all off two of our shirmp died today. (One of which was carrying 20+ now dead babies!)

BAH! It is all a shit cycle.

>>7970456
;__; she's really tiny too gahh

>>7970501
Proof nothing should get in the way of slinging qt's around if you really mean business.

(if you can't get >>>/fit/ )

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>>7970456
i'm sorry you're going through all that anon, pls accept this picture of my cat in sympathy.

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>>7970522
Awww, Thank you! Cats are my favorite. <3 I love his little yawning face!

I wish I had a cat... and that my gf wasn't allergic. (Specifically one of these beauties)

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>>7970554
who said he was yawning?

hey real question here why haven't we cured cat allergies yet this anon needs a cat right NOW

>>7970581
Actually my girlfriend IS getting a treatment that will eventually resolve most of her cat allergies. The shots are really expensive and it takes almost a whole year of shots to get it done.

It means a lot to me that she was willing to do that for me. She came home with her arm all swollen and it was awful that first night.

If you have it really bad I think the shots don't work but in her case they said it would.

>>7970393
It's a long story, but yeah. Found the chinchilla, brought it inside. It was shivering and chattering its teeth. I set it in a storage container, but it promptly jumped out, so I put it in a very tall box and fenced the lower area in so it couldn't chew its way out. I bought some food and a water dispenser, now it's just chilling.

>>7970607
wow, that's dedication. fucking hold onto that one, shes definitely a keeper.

>>7970615
does it look like...someone's pet? are you going to craigslist your feral chinchilla?

>>7970607
How much are the shots? Did she need much persuading to get them?

>>7970615
lel name her something nice

>>7970607
Fuck cat people. I hope you get cat-scratch disease.

>>7968458
>1. Are you shaved? (You better be or no love for you)
I used to wax to get it real smooth and I'm considering laser, but right now I'm just maintaining a respectable trim in case I get lucky.
>2. Your first time! Give us lewd and/or cute details.
I was 16, she was 13. Her bedroom. Started as just kissing but I really wanted to get her completely naked. Once I did we just kept going. She came but I didn't get a chance to before her mom got home and I had escape.
>3. Do you do one night stands? When was the last time you got laid?
Never had one but I think maybe I'd be ok with it at least once. If she was hot but incompatible personality wise.
>4. Tell us about your masturbation habits. Do you use toys? Do you cherish being horny or do you slick just out of boredom?
All of that. I like to maintain the high sometimes because I feel more confident and aggressive, but sometimes I'll do it out of boredom, even if it's just a quick, unremarkable orgasm. Mostly use fingers but I have a magic wand for when I really want to feel it.
>5. What kind of lesbian porn you use? Hentai users don't need to apply and they will be shot in the morning.
Nothing wrong with a little 2D on the side, anon. My tastes go in circles. Sometimes amateur solo girls, professional teens, JAV, 2D, bondage, erotic fiction. It depends on the day, really.

>>7970874
>I'm considering laser
Why not? Never wax again!

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Alright, girls. I'm putting together some writings on the lesbian island idea we were talking about a few threads ago. I'm not sure how I'm going to do it yet but I want some characters to populate the island with and who better than all of you?

If you'd like to appear in the stories I've got planned just let me know and answer any or all of the following questions.

1. Your name (can be real, fake, a nickname or something like Austria-anon or butt-chan)
2. Your role on the island. Austrianon is already Queen so that jobs taken.
3. Physical description (be as vague or general as you like. It doesn't have to be the real you if you want. No furries.)
4. Do you want a gf? I can make one for you.
5. Personality (a few traits would be nice)
6. What is unique to your character?
7. Do you want to be a major, minor or background character?
8. Any story ideas for your character? (Find love, lose love, journey to the island. Whatever you like).
9. How lewd can I be with your character?
10. Do you want a happy life on the island?

Pic unrelated. I just think she's a mega qt3.14

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Am i actually crushing on my friend, or am I confusing friendship for romantic feelings because I'm an emotionally stunted autist? It's not like I can tell her either way, since I know that she likes some other girl.

>>7970981
>Zimbabwe
>white girl

>>7971030
masturbate, then check again.

>>7970981
t-this is cool...

>>7970981
this is gonna be awesome
should i be, like,
my real self?
or a fictionalized version of myself?

>>7970981
Are the butch lesbians legal there too, or is this island independent politically?

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>>7970981
>Do you want a gf? I can make one for you.
Oh god. It's happening.

anyone got a cute one liner to catch this girl i'm talking to off guard?

>>7971148
"I'll bite your clit off."

>>7971107
Whichever you like.

>>7971116
I believe consensus was butch girls are allowed.

Not sure if I'm going to include the bi-slut hunts and cannibalism yet. Maybe later when I'm out of ideas.

>>7971070
A few still live there. Not sure how she made it that far seeing how political race is. I knew a Zimbabwean girl who looked like her so when i saw the pic I thought it might have been her.

>>7971089
This shit has been going on for weeks, I've masturbated plenty since then.

>>7971142
this is adorable. please fill out that survey and get in the book anon.

>>7970981
can i be the butch queens bodyguard

>>7970843
Well do you want to fug them

>>7970615
Pics of the feralchilla?

>>7971184
Were you the Finnish Jaeger? Currently there are two bodyguards, Finnish officer and me, the Australian ex-army.

Fill out the survey and we'll see what happens. I'm going to try get everyone the job they want.

>>7971030
Well do you want to fug

>>7970779
I don't live in Peru, so there are no wild chinchillas here. I think I've found someone to take care of it. I'd love to keep it, but I can barely take care of myself.

>>7970842
I've named the chinchilla Susan.

>>7971209
I can post some pictures tomorrow, if this thread is still around. The chinchilla is burrowed under a mountain of fleece at the moment.

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>>7970981
I'll play the autism game.

1. You may call me Supreme Overlord Goldstar Nazi
2. I am Supreme Overlord appointed to my position by Austria herself (that hussy doesn't want all the responsibilities of running the island, she'd rather read elsanna fanfics and get spa treatments) I hate y chromosomes, bishits, male sympathizers and non-goldstars.
3. AVERAGE sized korean
4. I have a girlfriend. But give me a perfect Aryan wife to raise our science daughters with
5. My burning hatred for those who are not biologically female and goldstar lesbian. My burning love and reverence for those who are biologically female and goldstar lesbian.
6. I'm a narcissist.
7. Let me live my dream in peace. Wherever that puts me. Probably in the background.
8. I hope I get a pet goat at some point.
9. I am loyal to my wife, thanks.
10. Everyone's life is happy on that island. Save for the non-golds and bishits kept for hard manual labor.

>zimbabwe

>>7971241
>susan
Well done. I love it.

>>7971168
She is pretty. Why do they stay?

How did you know a girl who lives there?

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>>7970779
I kind of love her a lot. Even if it has been a while since we had a romp in the sheets. We both just have a lot going on right now.

>>7970824
She knows that cats are my absolute favorite animal, and she knows that that I would do the same for her if I was allergic to dogs. (which are hers)

Some day we will have a big pooch and a big kitty who are hopefully friends.

The shots are 1200$ for all of them I think.

Initially it is 1 shot a week for the first 6 months then once a month for 3 years. :/

She is literally broke right now as well because of the upfront cost. Then I went and got unemployed. Feels bad.

>>7970938
We both tried to get our armpits lasered. Only did a few sessions but it didn't do much and was pretty expensive. It maybe thinned things out a little though.

>>7970981
1. Liv
2. carpentry/metal work/art (I am basically Leah from stardew valley)
3 See pic related (it straddles the lewdness line but fuck it)
4 I would like a gf.
5. Somewhat shy at first, but extroverted enough once you get to know her. Extremely loyal/loving. Intellectual and artistic. (basically eccentric) Loves cats. ;)
6 my job, likely not many others who do it. She also tends to be an advice giving type character that others tend to lean on/hang out in this cafe/bar she built on to her tree house. (some evenings she bartends there but you can have another character be the main bar keep)
7 minor (the mains can ask he for advice or something occasionally?)
8 Her core motivation is improving her craft and has a passion on improving the infrastructure on the island, and making cozy spaces for the other women on the island.
9. Dripping with lewdness
10. at least somewhat happy but ok with setbacks.

hope that helps! :D

Fugg I really wanna kiss a girl on the hand for some reason. Would you think it was weird if a girl did that to you?

>>7971161
hey thanks

>>7971285
I would be flattered. Female chivalry needs to be a thing. (Gentleladies.)

(It pisses me off that Gentlelady, and Gentleladies is underlined as a misspelling while Gentleman isn't.)

>>7971312
There's loads of those misspelling weirdnesses.
>men's
>women's

>>7971312
I've heard the term gentlewoman. And it isn't wrong through google's spellcheck.

>>7971385
Google's own browser (chrome) doesn't like it though.

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>>7971404
I'm using chromium. Idk what the difference is.

>>7971263
It's a beautiful country and if you can earn foreign currency and are ok with a slightly higher risk of being raped and murdered then it's not hard to live there. I went back in 2013 and miss it quite a bit. There's just not much of a future there.

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My browser (chrome) which is the official google browser/made by them says that gentlelady and gentleladies. are both incorrectly spelled.

Pic related. (included those together at the bottom to help show it)

I donno. Browsers all behave differently, that is why friends don't let friends use Internet Explorer.

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>>7971443
>ok with a slightly higher risk of being raped and murdered then it's not hard to live there

>>7968458
1. Are you shaved?
It's a rainforest down there. There is literally no point to shave, and I really don't give a shit.

2. Your first time!
>implying

3. Do you do one night stands? When was the last time you got laid?
For the first question, I have nothing against them. It would depend. For the second, see above.

4. Tell us about your masturbation habits. Do you use toys? Do you cherish being horny or do you slick just out of boredom?
I want to use toys on others. I enjoy masturbating, but I long for more.

5. What kind of lesbian porn you use?
Whatever I find on tumblr, really. I like furry porn because I'm a filthy degenerate.

>>7971456
I think the term gentle lady is correct. You need a space. Either that or it's used in British English instead of American English. Gentleman corresponds to Gentlewoman and gentlewomen to gentlemen.

Whenever a guy has tried to show off/impress me with his creative ideas 99% of the time I start to feel like......... how has any woman ever been attracted to any man. How. Which aspect of this entire genre of humans could I even hypothetically be into.

Omg stop telling me about your idea for the next great american novel, movie, or video game. I get it!!!!! An intelligent yet unappreciated outsider takes down the system from the inside or whatever and you're very proud to tell me that your female protagonist is not a bimbo. oh my god I would rather eat my lipstick than keep smiling and nodding.

Also being used as an emotional resource by men is getting so old. I feel like so many guys kind of force me to play therapist for them. Like some guy I barely know will bare his soul to me and then feel like we're so close, even though he hasn't bothered to ask me anything about myself and I didn't ask to hear his life story. They emotionally connect to me because I'm like their surrogate mom and/or lover and/or psychiatrist for ten minutes and don't realize they've given me no reason to feel attached back. Or that they're not special for spilling their guts. Idk. I just want girls to kiss me on the hand like >>7971285

>>7971465
It's Africa. Rape is pretty much a national pastime. That and setting people on fire.

Forgot to say earlier. I'm South African, but i spent a good chunk of my childhood in Zimbabwe.

>>7971494
Are you beautiful like Charlize Theron?

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>>7971494
>It's Africa. Rape is pretty much a national pastime. That and setting people on fire.
Is that what all developing countries are like? Sounds horrible.

>tfw I'm just an ignorant American

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>>7971486
Deep. That being said it sounds like you need more female friends or to stop hanging out solo with dudes. I almost feel bad for current gen dudes because their dads are from a generation where you beat on your chest, relentlessly (and creepily) pursued a girl after she already said no, until you "won her over" then you fling her over your shoulder knock her up and carry on coddling your masculinity towards the grave.

I think they are just totally lost. The next generation might have a chance learning how to act from dad that grew up in what is objectively a more feminist era or something. I am thankful we are never adopting kids.

All that "intelligent yet unappreciated outsider" stuff seems like hard core projection. I sort of get what your talking about though. People tend to treat me that way too. Charlie brown kissing booth style psychologist. I have learned to just either deal with it or kick things off with getting them to agree to take concrete action I suggest or else I won't tell them anything/listen haha.

One other approach is to just counter load them. Either dump some of your drama on them or make something up dump it and then say "see how it feels!" (latter is kind of mean) Just saying maybe they are giving you an invite to ask them for their advice and you just don't want/need it (typical) and you just need to be clearer with them?

>ps.
Psychiatrists are just for mental illness and mostly drug pushing as they are medical doctors while, psychologists are what most people think of when they say psychiatrists. I don't mean to call you out but more of just a PSA for everyone. My gf is sort of in the field and constantly reminds me of the difference when I slipped up in the past. I have it baked in now. ;)

t. had a lot of male friends growing up in my home town.

>>7971519
>being surprised that a continent of niggers acts like a continent of niggers

>>7971486
More about male psychology pls.

Why is it that every time a woman says something generalizing men, there are always other women jumping to say she's wrong, but when a man says something negative about women, other men never stand up to him?

Ladies, stop wasting your breath defending guys who are too afraid of not fitting in to do the same for you.

>>7971615
The ones that stand up for dudes are always dudes themselves. Don't worry.

>>7971615
I mean I have had men stand up for me before (sometimes unwanted, but a few times were helpful though)

Also if you are talking about >>7971561 I feel like that say more negative about men than positive with the take away being: "You need more female friends, or stop hanging out solo with dudes"

Don't want to side track the thread, just saying.

>>7971631
>The ones that stand up for dudes are always dudes themselves. Don't worry.

That is a pretty insecure attitude.

>>7971638
>That is a pretty insecure attitude.
You're on 4chan. Men are always shitting on women here and all across the internet. I don't need to cater to them. I don't even want to discuss them. But you keep wanting to bring it up. Stop it. Stop it you piece of fucking bishit trash. Go somewhere else to defend your white knights you fucking dumb cunt.

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Chill and have a cuppa folks.

(Click it moves)

>>7971561
>it sounds like you need more female friends or to stop hanging out solo with dudes
Yeah, 100% this. I'm working on it. :( I am legit dying for some female friends. Social anxiety keeps me from being the one to initiate conversations and hang outs with people, and since girls have no ulterior motive (unlike guys), they don't initiate either.

>next generation
Yeah, I think so too! I'm low key grateful I'm not straight since even though I think our generation has a lot less explicit "as a man, I don't do chores" or "I don't want my wife to make more money than me" attitudes, I still see women doing so much emotional labor and stuff on behalf of men.

>All that "intelligent yet unappreciated outsider" stuff seems like hard core projection
It totally is, that's part of why I get so annoyed with it. :P

>counter load them
I think that encourages them being attached to me which I don't want to do. I bring up my personal history when it relates to theirs but if there's one thing I'm less interested in than hearing about their shit, it's their input on my shit. But the mental image of me interrupting them and saying "YEAH SO people keep cornering me into playing therapist what's up with that???" is pretty good.

>p.s.
OMG I'm a psych student and I am usually the one with my eyebrow twitching over this mistake. I feel like an English student mixing up their/there/they're. Thanks for pointing this out! Means it's definitely time for bed, lol.

>>7971644
>Men are always shitting on women here and all across the internet
And all across the globe.
Not the anon you're responding to but "I don't need to cater to them. I don't even want to discuss them." is honestly the most real and inspirational thing I've read all day, thank you. Obviously I'm kind of in a bad Annoyed By The Str8s mood right now but still.

LIFE TIP LESBIANS

Instead of masturbating to specific cute girls, masturbate to the vague idea of a girl.

That way, when an irl qt arrives, you'll be more able to open your legs for her than if you were comparing her to naked Kristen Stewart in your head or some shit.

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>>7971735
Keira Knightly says hello.

I get what you're saying though. Gotta keep them legs open haha.

Also keeping it vague allows you to not feel bad when you masturbate and it isn't directly about your current gf.

In theory could you sub her in for the vague girl your imagining.

>>7971735
do girls really have trouble realizing they need to do this?

Would you ever consider dating a girl that wants to save sex for marriage?

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>>7971869
YES

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>>7971869
Why would a lesbian save sex for marriage?

>>7971869

Yes, if she was the u-hauling type and we'd get married in like 6 months.

I'm a virgin and it seems kind of cute, albeit super impractical. But hey, I've waited 25 years, I'm used to it.

>>7971888
I'm a 25 yr old virgin as well.

Do you want to get married?

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>be me, aspiring /fit/ girl
>go to buy another 20lb dumbbell for my room because I only have one
>search for them for 15 minutes thinking they might have run out
>find them where the 10lb weights are supposed to be
>don't know where the 10lbs are so good luck to whoever needs that
Even at a fucking store, people can't put the weights back in the right place.

>>7971869
I mean yes but, I don't know, if I marry her and I find out she's a goddamn prude, won't I be figuratively fucked?

>>7971899
What if she's the type that is an overwhelming tease? She gives you such bad blue bean you think you're gonna erupt - but then she puts a chastising hand against your lips and says "not until the wedding". That's the sort of cruel woman I could die for.

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>>7971894

I do!

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>>7971899
People are filthy degenerates. You can't expect much from them, bby.

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Anyone else know that it's safe to come out but still feel petrified to do so? I see a lot of support for "you don't have to come out if it's not safe!" but like... Where is the tumblr positivity post for idiots and cowards?? I don't anticipate any discrimination from my peers or even judgement. But I'm still really scared of coming out. I don't quite know where the anxiety comes from. I'm really comfortable coming out to other gay people and sometimes strangers that I know I'm never going to see again, but if I'm making a new friend in class or something? Way too scary, even when I fully believe there will be no consequences. All my inner voices scream "don't reveal it!" Makes me feel like a moron. -_-

Can anyone provide insight on why this is? Any other people in a safe environment but feel petrified of coming out?

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>>7971907
Oh, anony. You flatter me!

>>7971912
Well if you're over like, 21(?), it's understandable that you grew up knowing a very unaccepting time and that sticks. The psychological effects of the way you grew up don't just stop existing because things changed. It was really just a few years ago after gay marriage was won in the U.S that gays could genuinely start to just blend in here.

I can't say there won't be consequences for me, I'm sure I'll be judged and it'll be an issue with my parents. But yeah, mostly it's just that I'm a wimp with a fear of being judged and stereotyped.

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>>7971906
It's tempting but, how many "save myself for marriage" girls are really like this? That's just a really sexy fantasy.

>>7971908
I feel like I'm looking at a webm of people training for the special olympics.

>>7971913

You're my lesgen waifu now.

Wanna...hold hands?

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>>7971949
You don't know about that Crossfit functional strength, huh?

>>7971280
How bad are your gf's allergies? I'm in the same boat as her. My gf loves cats, but I'm really allergic to them.

She's been reading about hypoallergenic breeds, but I have a hard time believing would really help lol.

>>7971949
>That's just a really sexy fantasy.
It could happen ;_;

>>7971912
Could be because it's something you see as really personal. That's fine. You aren't telling everyone you meet that you want to have sex with women, everyone you meet isn't telling you their sexual appetites. You don't need to reveal if you don't want and even if you feel safe it could just seem superfluous to do so. I was so nervous just mentioning off-handedly that I was laughing because my girlfriend texted something funny. But you do it, you get over it (and for some reason the people around you are invigorated by discovering you're a lesbian) and normalize it. Just remember that you don't need to announce you're gay, but if you want to or feel you must - just remember to be confident in yourself.

>>7971959
Where did the idea of crossfit even develop?

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>>7971953
>Wanna...hold hands?
Oh geez. At this rate we will be married in a month's time.

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>>7971962
>Where did the idea of crossfit even develop?
You pay a ridiculous amount of money to workout at their gyms. More than likely, you will end up with some sort of injury since they focus on how many reps you can do within a certain amount of time while disregarding proper form. It's retarded as fuck.

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>>7971959

>>7971912
Same. Well, kind of.

I still haven't told come out to my parents. Not even because I'm scared or anything. I just dislike having to reveal anything personal to them. They're nice and I know they love me, but it's just awkward. Even if I was straight I still wouldn't want to bring my boyfriend home yet.

I put my relationship as public on Facebook tho, so that's a start.

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>>7971981
Functional strength, anon.

>>7971993
You a /fit/ girl? Gonna post those goddamn abs?

>>7972014
N-no. I'm just a hungry skeleton trying to get /fit/.

>tfw so weak I can barely squat the 45-lb barbell

>>7969818
I've never been with a girl where it was an issue but Glad plastic wrap would be my go-to

>>7970981
McBurger
1. Ash
2. I have no particular skills outside of gas powered tools and fast food related business so do whatever you like
3. 5'5, B, short blond hair, not quite fit and not quite hungry skeleton
4. yeh, but make it organic
5. I'm always running my mouth and telling cheesy jokes that are awful, but I'm only out to entertain myself. Short temper that I've long since reined in (I end up saying some mean shit I don't really mean, so now when I'm upset I just stop talking. Its usually how people know something is bothering me)
6. I tell REALLY cheesy jokes that are awful
7. I'm vain as fuck, lemme be a main character
8. journey to the island, let me be all "this is too good to be true" and shit
9. as lewd as you like, no butt stuff tho
>assplay is gross
10. happy is good, but if you want to take a dark twist that'll be fun

Anons I think I'm getting progressively gayer. Lately I can't even walk around with my dog without staring at all the cute girls.
But it's also getting warmer and springtimey so maybe it's just that.

>>7972098
>getting warmer and springtimey so maybe it's just that
in florida, can confirm
the skirts and shorts are coming out

>>7972099
Yeah I'm in France and it's really getting nice, but goddamn those girls.

>>7972108
>France
those riots and shit still going on?
be careful

>>7972114
In Paris and such, probably. I live in Sainte-Maxime, on the Cotê d'Azur, so I don't really notice anything like that. It's very peaceful here.

>>7970981
>Your name
Evelyn

>Your role on the island
I want to be a zookeeper. Make me the owner of my own zoo, please. Give me a background in zoology as well. I can double at a veterinarian too if needed. Like, my vet clinic can be within the premise of my zoo.

>Physical description
Tall, tanned, and /fit/ with an ass of steel and thighs of a goddess.

>Do you want a gf?
Y-yes please. I’ve never had a gf before. Make her kawaii as fuck with a witty personality.

>Personality
Social, confident, funny, and charismatic. (Basically everything I’m not irl)

>What is unique to your character?
I want my character to be super smart. Make her a walking encyclopedia.

>Do you want to be a major, minor or background character?
I don’t like being the center of attention.

>Any story ideas for your character?
I travel around the world (with my qt gf of course) rescuing animals to bring back to my zoo in the island. Adventures included and shit like that. Lesbos can come to my zoo and 'mire all of my awesome animals.

>How lewd can I be with your character?
The freedom of choice is yours, anon.

>Do you want a happy life on the island?
Yes ;_;

>>7972120
>I live in Sainte-Maxime, on the Cotê d'Azur
Sounds exotic, France-anon. What do you do there?

>>7972201
I'm a student technically but I've been kinda getting NEETish, haven't been attending classes lately. I also work as a bartender in the summer, either here or in Saint-Tropez.

>>7970981
Captain anon here from that thread. Id totally do it! You could either make me a pirate captain who catches qt slaves and pillages for resources.
1) Name: Kit.
2) Captain or whatever you need to be bby
3) I'm 5'3, skinny, in shape/fit with long dirty blond hair. Brown eyes and freckles. Feminine dressing and looking but tomboyish in nature.
4) Eh, if my character seems to bond with someone enough then maybe.
5)
>>I'm pretty chill, sarcastic with a touch of dark humor sometimes but I mean well. I might come off as bitchy at first but actually really nice once people get to know me. I'm pretty quiet until I'm comfortable around people. Not scared to get my hands dirty.
>>I like to work as hard as I can and help people but I'm also pretty unpredictable.
>>I'm interested in learning or experiencing everything so I have a tendency to go off and explore new things.
6) I'm basically a pirate and a bit of jack of all trades. I like technology and music. But also like to learn primitive ways to do things. I enjoy hanging or drinking with friends or just sitting outside reading a book.
7) I think being a major character would be fun.
8) Id like to be a pirate looking for adventure to help the island and maybe gets into an unexpected slow burn relationship with some women in an opposing faction whoses opposite of me that balances me.
>>Tall, thin but curvy, really feminine, long black hair, tanned skin, blue eyes.
But whatever you want anon. I'm honestly not super picky, just trying to throw ideas out there for you.
9) However lewd you want to be bby. I like smut.
10) Whatever you want.

>>7972234
I'm imagining you saying
>ya'harr
at the end of every sentence
like the sea captain from the simpsons

>>7970981
1. Sam
2. If I actually lived on an island I would probably hang out on the beach or surf all day. Hopefully my character can do that.
3. Kinda short, petite, long blonde hair, early 20s
4. Yes please. My irl gf is a mixed race qt with frizzy black hair if you want to use her.
5. Laid back, usually happy, kinda quiet, loves nature
6. She's a born again lesbian who recently converted and found happiness again when she thought she never would.
7. Idc, whatever works for the story
8. I don't know, you're the writer!
9. Not too lewd please. You can say she's having sex or whatever, but don't write full on erotica about her.
10. Yes please!

I hope you post your story when it's done

more tasteful smut incoming
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1948333970
>tfw no gf to make squirm

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>>7972250
Smut-anon, pls. Some of us have homework to get done.

>>7972242
>>Ya'harr flibberty gee-- being a gold star is a perfect for me-- I do what I want cause a pirate is free-- down on lesbian iiisslaaannndd!
Great, now the next time I go to work I'm going to be out on the ocean making up lesbian sea shanties.

>>7972254
Then I'm going to do many things to you and use your body for my own pleasure.

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>>7972254
take a break anon
you deserve it
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1920479792

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>>7972284
>>7972301
It's like you want me to fail.

>>7972243
>>7972234
>>7972143
>>7972080
>>7971280
>>7971262
Awesome! I've saved all of these and I'm going to start making plans for stuff tomorrow. I'll keep an eye on the thread for anyone who wants to add their character. I'll be at work all day tomorrow but it'll probably be boring so I can write and still look like I'm doing my job.

Bear in mind that the island we're on is supposed to be near Nova Scotia, but I guess this can change.

>>7972333
>>7972234
Forgot to even mention my age.
23.

>>7972328
we don't want you to fail
we want you to Relax
don't you want to relax, anon?

>>7972351
same here, shit
>>7972333
>>7972080
29

>>7972333
>Bear in mind that the island we're on is supposed to be near Nova Scotia
Oh I guess my character can't be a surfer then. That's ok, just make her something cool and outdoorsy.

Reminder that fat lesbians are abominations and they're men when it comes to social hierarchy of the Saphic Empire.

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>>7972406
>they're men when it comes to social hierarchy
so not allowed on the island?
I am okay with this

>>7972333
>Neo Lesbos is in the cold dreary north
Fuck that. I'm seceding and forming a NEW new lesbian island somewhere warm and sunny.

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>>7969299
>>7969317
>>7969338
I've decided that I'm going to confess to her next time I go
>probably saturday

>>7972748
Good luck senpai

>>7972748
Do it, anon. Do it for that sweet Korean pussy.

>>7972765
I'm going to need it
I might sperg out and say something dumb
>hey, you've seen my puss so much, I at least owe you dinner

>>7972792
Lel. I mean, that'd totally work on me, at least.

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>>7968650
missing the chance to film it and put it on the internet

>>7971735
>Kristen Stewart
>cute

Guide to lesbian racial hierarchy:
God tier: Whites and half-whites
Good tier: East-Asians and Hispanics
Human tier: Arabs and Turks
Meh tier: South East Asians
Bad tier: Poo on the loo peoples
Shit tier: Negros
Extermination tier: Gypsies

>>7972792
Surely that would be the other way around?

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>>7973127
>Human tier: Arabs and Turks

Also the only half-whites that deserve to be God Tier are half-white/half-East Asian.

>>7968458
I won't give you fantasy material, you creepy manchild.

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>>7973127
i'm white but i'm from a gypsy country so where do i fit

>>7973152
Pedo

>>7973127
> not liking black stud dykes
what's wrong w/u

>>7973185
Red pile !!!

>>7972989
>not wanting to be her Totino
what's wrong with you?

>>7973182
Into the extermination camps. No place for subhumans

>>7973162
>not half white half black
What's wrong with you?

Post classy women

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>>7973185
Nah, man. Black studs are almost always too hypermasculine. Samira Wiley is like the only qt stud I've seen.

>>7971945
I'm 22, and that makes sense. My parents are fond of telling a story about how in fourth grade I heard some anti gay rights story in the news and started crying about how unfair it was. Before I came out, they always used that story to say "haha, you were such a sympathetic child! So upset by any injustice!" but in retrospect, I wonder if even then, somewhere deep down I knew to take it personally? Like I wasn't crying when I heard the world was unfair to other people.

>>7971962
Thank you, this really resonates with me. Screenshotted for future confidence. :) <3
You're right, the idea of revealing that about myself does feel really personal. I think it's because when you tell people you're gay, you kind of implicitly reveal a lot more than just that about yourself- they can correctly assume some of my fears, some of the personal struggles I've had. Coming out is like revealing baggage- maybe that's why I don't feel good about doing so when making new friends?

>>7971988
That makes sense! I hope you feel comfortable telling them if/when the timing is right. And congratulations on being public on Facebook, that's awesome.
I came out to my mom because I felt like the number one barrier to me realizing I was gay in the past was her expectation of me to be straight. I felt like in order to accept myself, I had to change how she thought of me. Watching my mom do her best to overcome her casual homophobia because she loves me and wants me to be happy has been really powerful. Nothing quite like watching the person you remember being freaked out by dykes respond to "I'm lonely" with "Go to the gay center! Get a girlfriend! You're not the only lesbian in this city, you know!" :P

>>7973185
The first girl to hit on me at the first pride parade where I was out to myself was a black butch girl and she holds such a special place in my heart. I remember she asked me if I was gay and I couldn't force myself to say the word "yes" because saying it aloud was very scary so I said "duh".

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>>7973225
Ok

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>>7973283

>>7973284
>>7973287
>>7973268
stop sperging out you autist

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>>7973225

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>>7973304

>>7973241
>when you tell people you're gay, you kind of implicitly reveal a lot more than just that about yourself- they can correctly assume some of my fears, some of the personal struggles I've had. Coming out is like revealing baggage- maybe that's why I don't feel good about doing so when making new friends?

Iktf anon. You explained it really well.

>>7973305
Keep your transphobic projection to yourself.

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>>7973307

>>7973298
Go away Matt.

>>7973313
no one cares, stop posting.

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>>7973317

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>>7973328

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>>7973335

>>7973308
Thank you. Feels good to hear that, anon. I hope you have a nice day!

Post pics of grils forcing their butch gfs into dresses and makeup

>>7973346
men tend to fetishize prepubescent asian girls a lot more than women. You have your own generals, you can shit up those.

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>>7968458
1. Yes
2. The first time I ate pussy, the girl hadn't showered in a day and also hadn't trimmed in the slightest. One of her pubes lodged itself in my throat.
3. No, I haven't had sex since early January.
4. I use a vibrator. I can jerk it whenever. I don't know how to get off with my hands which makes me incredibly upset.
5. I prefer to read smut.

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soft porn and animu pedos never change 4chan never change

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>>7973225

>>7973368
If you like it then fuck off you tranny, no one is entertained by your fetishistic bullshit. No one is busting a gut to your hilarious pedo shitposting. Seek help.

>>7973382
Self-hating tranny detected.

>>7973358
How do you reliably spot tranners?

>>7973392
they think and type like men and can't keep from shitposting.

>>7973382
wrong.
t. tranny

>>7973382
This is an early contender for Most Boring Post 2017.
Talking about triggering and "trannies" with all the fervour of the strawman you're making fun of? Check. Smug? Check. Weeb shit? Check. Suicide? Check. Calling someone mentally ill as an insult? Check. Gagging to be edgy and counter-culture so badly that I flashback to middle school? Check. This almost reads more like a post making fun of people who post things like this.

>>7973397
>tfw trans
>tfw post secretly on clg all the time
>tfw gf is goldstar
>tfw converted her to bi
>tfw don't even pass

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>>7973382
But all anime fans are trannys why dont we post normal girls not alien eyes fur hair moe trash

>>7973414
>that squarish manchin
>those wide alpha male shoulders
>those big veiny dadhands
>no hips
>trashy tumblr tattoos
Oh hun

>>7973423
>Non-goldstars
We need a term for them.

>>7973430
Shitstars

>>7973449
>>7973437
>>7973430
>>7973423
autism

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>>7973423
god that picture is disgusting

>>7973437
>Russians will be starved
E-excuse me...? Пoчeмy?

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>>7973437

>>7973462
>Anyone who does not like yuri will be thrown naked into a pit of beasts for doujin creation purposes.
LOL

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>>7973429
tfw i notice something odd with that pic but i post it anyways fuck i fell in the trap

>>7973449
Yes! Or shit something. What's the opposite of a star?

>>7973475
>What's the opposite of a star?
Uh, circle? So, shitcircle?

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>>7973467

>>7973467
kys, all lesbians are welcome, its only men/tranners that arent

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Tbqh, the white women among you should do their part to save the white race. Get pregnant, white dykes.

>>7973527
>impregnate
Hi Matt.

>>7973512
>get parthenogenesis'd
Fixed for accuracy

>>7973512
>tfw jealous of that lucky bastard

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>>7973488
>all lesbians are welcome
What about Lisa the Lesbian?

>>7973527
the only way a woman would willingly touch you would be with a spiked bat

>>7973413

But...anon...

if you're a trans man that means she wouldn't take you seriously as a man

if you're a trans woman that means you accept you're not actually a woman

i mean i know you're shitposting but consistency

>>7973464

Wee woo wee woo wee woo

>>7973467
This picture encompasses my daily life perfectly

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>>7973527
not having a real dragon waifu
shit taste desu

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>>7973579
you can say that again

>>7973579
hetshit

>>7973576
Maybe...tell me more about yourself.

>>7973616
>tfw get off to Maleficent turning Sleeping Beauty into her slave

>>7973630

I look underage so I guess I'm your type.
Lets hold hands lewdly and see where things go.

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>>7973623
>>western dragoness
>>literally furry
since wen dragon have fur that all i want to know

>>7973654
Aw, you're resisting. That's cute.
I think I'll tie you up and do bad things to you.

>>7973698
You're a cuck, I think we could make beautiful music together if you're willing to give in and be owned every now and then.

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>>7973623
i think is the other way around

>>7973719

Hmf, fine. What would the other girl look like?

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>>7973579
>dragons
But I like wyverns better!

>tfw no older butch dom

Sup bitches

Good morning /clg/ Glad to see things have gone appropriately to shit immediately following OP talking about tiers of race, summoned the trans swarm to decent upon us.

>>7973392
Well this person posts the same images everywhere they go so that makes it easy.
>>7973268
>>7973382
>>7973397
>>7973423
>>7973467
>>7973527
and it goes on and on.

Their shit posts have literally pushed the thread past the bump limit.

>>7973861
Make a new thread, please, sweetie?

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>>7973127
>tfw black and korean

>>7973949
Blasians are master race.

t. causpanic

>>7973949
>>7973976
Fucking subhumans ruining our thread!
>Where the slave hunters when you need them

OK what the actual fuck happened here.


>>7973312
Don't use that word here. You crossdressing freak.


>>7973460
If you ain't a furry I will keep you warm and fed m'lady.

>>7973983
>ywn be able to buy a qt slave gf

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YOU CAN'T STOP MY SHITEPOSTING MEIDOOOOOOOOOOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>7974012
THIS
>No slave raids
>Cannot bring slave qt's back
>No Stockholm syndrome slaves

>>7973365
>The first time I ate pussy, the girl hadn't showered in a day and also hadn't trimmed in the slightest. One of her pubes lodged itself in my throat.
Oh gosh I'm sorry. The first time I was with a girl I hadn't showered in a day and was hairy too. I apologized and she said she didn't mind but I was really insecure about it the whole time. I was in a bad place in my life and wasn't expecting to get laid.
We're still together though so I think she has forgiven me.

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>>7973861
ROFL! They deleted every post I cited. (don't want you to be able to spot them) We are no longer over the bump limit hahaha.

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>>7973983
Hah, you'll never take me alive anon! Now I'm gonna go to your white schools and take your white jobs and work out at your white gyms and date your white women while regularly posting in your white threads!

>>7973861
Don't blame me for that shit. I just woke up. And I didn't have a breakdown of race. I would never enforce race stuff on the island. All that matters is you're a biological female goldstar lesbian. Any changes to that and you got problems.

>>7972333
Put my face on the currency!

>>7973512
>white males actually believe this
Mixed girls are the future and the most pleasing to the palate. You will be wiped out with the rest of the y chromosomes praise the goddess.

>>7974011
>You crossdressing freak.
t. manly dyke

>>7974017
>rando janny
>meido
Have some respect for the dead.

>>7974097
That's 5'4"-korean-dyke-with-long-hair - to you, Matt.

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>>7974097
Can you not shitpost like this in here? It makes actual trannies look bad.

t. someone who thinks dykes are hot, even if this gen doesn't agree

>>7974104
how's the penis envy doing?

>>7974114
can you not pretend it's somehow any better than me wearing girl clothes?

>>7974114
Behold. This is the taste men have. This is a new way you can spot a tranner: they like "girls that look like boys but those girls they spot are usually lesbians so they tried to dress up like a woman in order to have sex with a 'dyke'."

>>7974119
You're free to shitpost about me in your containment thread. I'm actually a narcissist so I don't envy anyone different than me, I see them as inferior.

>>7974127
Idk if you're the person who was shitposting, but I didn't mean to hate on femmes or anything like that, this is just how me and my friends dress most of the time, and I see a lot of butch hate in these threads.

>>7974132
>they like "girls that look like boys but those girls they spot are usually lesbians so they tried to dress up like a woman in order to have sex with a 'dyke'."
not her but this is true for me, except that i'd dress up anyway.

>tfw no girl who lets me play her console games in exchange for oral

>>7974147
Let's 69 is babe.

>>7974153
it*

win/win

>>7974153
>tfw you're trying to beat a boss in Zelda while giving and receiving oral

I'm...up for this challenge?

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>tfw no qt, delinquent gf

Why men are always so aggressive? They don't have to be drunk and they still want to pick a fight. Then they fight to kill and when they fail, they cry and threaten with a prosecutor and courts like lil babies.

>>7974247
youve never seen drunk trailer trash women, huh

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>tfw anxiety so strong you often find yourself losing touch with reality

I feel like chatting up my crush on facebook and tell how I feel about her. How I've been pretty much appreciating her from afar since our first year of uni and how I'd like to know her better. I want to know more about her, and I want her to know this and see what she thinks of all this.

How bad of an idea is this?

Tomorrow is the international lesbian groping day. You girls are going to get molested.

>>7974323
Time to check out my local lesbian sauna.

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>>7974011
>I will keep you warm and fed m'lady.
As a Russian, my body is naturally attuned to the cold so I will require extra cuddles and snuggles to keep warm. Is this acceptable?