/gaygen/ - Mac is Cute Edition

>>7796870
i mean, of the ones presented i'd go with fat mac but eh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bXUGQ8jvQU


Listen to me iphone warriors in worldwide poverty stricken hermitages. Believe the picture and see the truth. Two plus four equals six. Six equals seven. Seven equals eight equals ending the eternal control of hyper fucker sissy boy prostate gods and latino cream king slut warriors forever. Look at the numbers flying into your eyeballs and ingest them through intestines and out the sphincter of eternity into your brain waves reverberating worldwide into four billion people, globewide into pure strain gold poverty forever, culminating in the free market system equals eternal peace and liberty for all souls in the sensual chokehold of Steely Dan's enormous man pussy clitoris, all microblogged in the ever-washing eyesight ear zones of TV-iPhone-metacasts living surrounded by the lie of cigarette cash truth youth exo-criminals written onto the parchment of our minds, souls, bodies, conciousness by the end... Computerized sex lords... by the Enron oil international Playboy vice lords committee of loco boner lords; Computerized sex lords triumph endlessly in the hills of your dreams. Death life free market and damnation running throughout your veins in the deadly living world sounds sight robot conspiracy of pyramid scheme ultimate hell world death crime. Rip BABIES from the arms of mothers while nursing the erections of ultimate hell world super king cock socks. Asshole feeding tubes deliver perfect poison intravenously while paid spokesman belch rhyming sales pitch

File: babby ice bear says hai.jpg (64KB, 915x610px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 915x610px

>>7796865
sugar gliders are cool

>>7796870
I haven't seen any always sunny

>>7796880
wtf even is this

File: animals-in-tiny-casts-1-5800938ba61b7__605.jpg (94KB, 605x760px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 605x760px

>>7796888

File: Snapchat-256929664.jpg (495KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

495KB, 1080x1920px

What could i do with my hair? And no im not jewish

File: 1487487166194.jpg (323KB, 1029x800px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 1029x800px

Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>7796905
didn't think they could put casts on such small animals

>>7796908
>let me tussle it playfully while you lie on my chest?

>>7796915
I take it you haven't found anyone yet as you've asked in every subsequent thread

>>7796908

cut the sides shorter, dummy

There is literally nothing wrong with pedophilia, you goys

>>7796804
>not understanding how something this basic works

feelgood confirmed for retard

>>7797014
Theres no problem here. They're a temp teacher. When the day ends, they aren't employed at the facility any more so they are no longer in a position of authority over you. So its totally fine to bang them.

>>7797019
when the day ends, they are still responsible for what happened between them and their students

getting hired again means not having relations with students in the first place

>>7797019
Still fucks with the reputation among their colleagues if they're fucking someone they have taught and could teach again. They would probably need to be employed or live nearby for a student to get into their pants, chances are they aren't just imported from across the country and you'll never see them on campus again.

Though I know the concept of consequences and social awareness are something people with autism/aspergers tend to struggle with, so I get why they would be confused as to why an educator sleeping with their teenage students would be career suicide.

>>7797051
>>7797055
Y'all are assuming that the teacher would ever consider it. They're no doubt not only straight but also capable of not feeling any attachment to their students.

This is just another episode of Henry saying "teehee i'm such a catch! i flirt with all my teachers and they all want me and get so flustered! i'm not lying for attention, i swerz!". Nobody actually gives a shit about him in real life, anyone that gets close to him probably sees the scars on his wrists and realizes he's a retard.

>>7796915
That type of yaoi is for rotten women, hon

Bara is for us. His gotta applaud Japan's queer the sense of masculinity

>>7797102
see
>>7797019
>its totally fine to bang them
the premise here was to have sex with a teacher from the get go

you don't get to backtrack now, silly

>>7797119
Lets pretend for a moment that you're not mentally impaired, you might then realize that I was dismissing the original premise under the grounds it's unrealistic and banal. The points arguing within the parameters of the premise have already been made.

File: 1472512821776.jpg (441KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

441KB, 768x1024px

Today someone referred to me as "the handsome guy" when asking for my name. It really made my day.

>>7796908
you have nice eyes. i would go for the bob dylan ca 1967 look if i were you.

File: evil-laugh.gif (256KB, 350x197px) Image search: [Google]

256KB, 350x197px

>>7797207
>i'm not jewish
>compares him to bob dylan
you sneaky duck

>>7796908
Isn't that caraposter

>>7797175
The temp teacher loses his job if he decides to fuck you and anyone reports it.

"parameters of the premise"? don't make me laugh

How does it feel like to have a big dick? Are there any hung anons who can satisfy this curiosity?

I know that big size=more pleasant penetration is a meme, but there's evident sexual power in big dicks. Maybe it's just a psychological effect, it makes you quite prideful and your partner is suddenly excited into submission by it. Is it just a sexual ego game, is it something else...?

I suppose it must feel awesome to be packing anyway.

>>7797245
It's very likely that someone will report it, or rumors will spread about x and that teacher hooking up and it getting back to someone else in a position of authority. You would have to be braindead to think teachers can just go around fucking whoever and nobody will find out. University isn't like all your poorly written doujins.

>>7797102
Why are you so fucking mad all the time holy shit

>>7797274
When I was in university my professor was infamous for having fucked a student the day after she graduated. Everyone knew but he wasn't fired or anything, I guess it wasnt technically against any rules.

>>7797102
Seems accurate enough

>>7797102

i didnt even make the original post you absolute bender

why are you trying to turn everything into an opportunity to bash me and ruin the thread for everyone

just get a stress ball or something, we dont need to go through this whole rigamarole every single day

>>7797274
>It's very likely that someone will report it
no shit, I just said so
>You would have to be braindead to think teachers can just go around fucking whoever and nobody will find out. University isn't like all your poorly written doujins.
and I didn't say that, but you just did, so I guess you're braindead

>>7797337
>ruin the thread for everyone
Nobody even posts here anymore dipshit, making fun of you is the highlight of this thread nowadays. It went from just you blogging to no replies and very few posters, to everyone joining in with a good old gaygen activity, obnoxious self absorbed e-persona bashing.

I assume that since after every time you run away, you come back the very next day, and make the same exact self centered blogposts, you're either a shit learner incapable of talking about anything but himself or you enjoy this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcmE0he9uq4


I let's get into another track our mass shooter sexually frustrated
I don't think so i think these are empty sections were highly nervous system they
feel a little depressive and they act out in a way to get attention with
Society
they're always trying to act out they can live a normal life like a normal
person because they're so freaking narcissistic then in a lot of cases in
the past we thought we were doing with mentally unstable people that got guns
now we're dealing with pieces of shit and basically just sex and shit
that's the word and that excuse my French no i will not because that's what
they are and you'll see these pieces of trash is designed to take the weapons of
destruction against innocent people to make a point and I don't see it any
different from terrorism I say that all the same
this mass murder execution is basically a way for somebody to act out against
society and we have seen this in lots of cases
so a lot of these people are the empty will cowards that traditionally shot up
their skulls and now they've got a little older and it's even worse because
these are older people doing this
they're just absolutely monsters and what they do is they feel they get some
identity with an attitude and they feel less valued by society like a terrorist
so they act out instead of leading a normal life
they try to act out and now you're seeing people who will not shoot
themselves at the end and feel like they're leaving a miserable life
they're actually out there to destroy their lives and so sexual frustration
may play a role but I think it's more of an identity crisis than anything else
because if they had sex
chances are some of those people would never liked it anyway or they still want
to do some of the stuff and you got to remember the Aurora shooter didn't have
a romantic relationship in college you know this is where it was not as much
about shooting as much as he was a dominant type of fantasy wanting to hu

>>7797416
What

>>7797416
did you mean to post this on /pol/?

>>7797416
its like a neural network trying to talk

>>7797403
there are only like 2 people here who do all that toxic shitposting, and im like 60% sure both of them are actually you

>>7796995
Dye it a slightly lighter color, it'll look great with your eyes.

>>7797486
>its like a neural network trying to talk
As an autistic I find this offensive

>>7797490
>>7796908
Quoted wrong anon

>>7797486
Says the neural network trying to talk.

>>7797416
this guy is the next mass murderer

File: 1335793724189.png (5KB, 215x166px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 215x166px

How weird is it to most guys if I lick their fuzzy chest after sex? Is that a fairly mainstream fetish or will it hugely creep them out?

>>7797539
vanilla/10
hell you could prob lick his pits and get away with it (make sure he's not wearing deodorant tho)

>>7797539
even "straight" guys I've hooked up with let me do stuff like that.

>>7797486
If that's what you need to tell yourself despite all the evidence otherwise, like timestamps, ip counts and even tripfags that admit to thinking you're a bitch. But plugging your ears and accusing everyone that calls you out of being the same person to avoid admitting your own mistakes is something you're pretty good at.

>>7797568

can I ask whats triggered this particular outbreak of autistic bile? i wasnt lifeblogging or bragging or posting pics of myself or anything.

>>7797539

p sure its fine and even if its not they'll just tell you to cut it out. they arent going to dump you or anything over it.

File: 1409072246033.jpg (46KB, 426x364px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 426x364px

>>7797559
>>7797552
>>7797584
What about huffing his armpits?

>>7797589
Gay

>>7797584
wow rood
what did i do to deserve these cruel and unjust words

you are a bad person feelgood

File: aw shoot friend.png (159KB, 540x405px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 540x405px

>>7797589

>>7797539
>How weird is it to most guys if I want to cuddle and spoon after sex?

>>7797619

that is literally a fundamental part of 99.99% of sexual encounters, its not even a fetish.

its called pillowtalk and its hella cool

File: chrome_2017-02-22_00-57-43.png (408KB, 577x469px) Image search: [Google]

408KB, 577x469px

There is this very bizarre liberal disease where every occurrence--that garners even derisory traction--must be equated to childrens fiction

File: jRwVK0O.jpg (160KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 1024x1024px

>>7797636
>tips fedora
Mmmhm, indeed my good sir! I indubitably concur with your statement! How foolish those jackanapes are to engage in such plebian "jokes" and "fun", ohohoho! Real intellectuals like you and myself know such peurile gallivanting is far beneath our station, eh?

*smacks lips*

https://twitter.com/FrackFeed

Imagine being an intern at a multi-million dollar oil company and they ask you to fucking run a fracking meme account

Real new: >>>/tv/79671409.

>>7796870
fat mac is best and the reason i got into always sunny 2bh

>>7797118
this is objectively correct
though fujoshi(t) is a much better term than rotten woman

>tfw sitting in the shower while the hot water rains on you
comfiest feel ever? i think so

>>7797721
Wrong

Homosexuality is a behavior, not an identity. No one is born gay, just as no one is born a thief.

File: 1487548933724.jpg (37KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 600x600px

>>7797729
(you)

>>7797728
I defy you to name one comfier feel.

File: airwreckah.jpg (70KB, 462x269px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 462x269px

>>7797729

File: 5345534.jpg (161KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 1024x768px

Is this how traps get made?

>>7797729
wtf i am heterosexual now!

File: 1485717037706.jpg (93KB, 486x744px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 486x744px

>>7797739
Best feel is staying in bed with comfy blankets

>>7797741
I don't know but left is probably the bustiest gurl in 4th grade right now.

>>7797748
Teddy boy is GOAT. Future /gaygen/ poster.

File: no bully pls.png (129KB, 314x278px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 314x278px

>>7797746
whom sleeps like on the left

>>7797751
Don't know I just pulled up a picture that had blankets and bed related

>>7797746
nuh uh
>>7797750
yea he is qt

File: 1487630763313.png (137KB, 372x400px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 372x400px

>>7797760

File: 1432531789619.jpg (24KB, 638x478px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 638x478px

>>7797765

File: 1487676956224.jpg (63KB, 1127x685px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 1127x685px

>>7797767
This

File: serial20experiments20lain202_jpg.jpg (30KB, 604x476px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 604x476px

>>7797767
hang on let me repost that b/c the typo srsly detracts from the comfiness

>Waking up in bed at 11am on a rainy Saturday and lying in the warm spot left by your boyfriend as he makes tea and delicious-smelling pancakes in the other room and knowing that everythings gonna be alright

File: 1479515961689.png (339KB, 670x503px) Image search: [Google]

339KB, 670x503px

>>7797767
>>7797779
I don't know that feel

>>7797795
>not using a body pillow

File: t.gif (1MB, 244x200px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 244x200px

>>7797636
Better than childrens fuction you monster

>>7797811
maybe you could be my body pillow

File: Envy_kills_himself.jpg (81KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 1280x720px

>>7797767
>>7797794
I will never have this feeling
Time to use what little life I have left in me to ruin the lives of those that do

File: 1453120525520.jpg (41KB, 342x298px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 342x298px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOLhnlZ00YU

>>7797824
Only If you post face

File: 12599171_691930204280724_1569388773_n.jpg (106KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 1080x1080px

>>7797869

File: neckbeard-guy.jpg (143KB, 640x375px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 640x375px

>>7797869
if you saw my face you'd say no anyway

File: 46.jpg (72KB, 720x690px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 720x690px

I want to cuddle smoksz!

>>7797893
bitch get in line

>>7797881
Do it
>>7797893
Are you delusional? Try seeing a doctor

File: 1437430535180.png (71KB, 429x410px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 429x410px

>>7797897
I don't want to see a doctor! I want to see you!

File: image.jpg (39KB, 628x353px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 628x353px

why is every boy on campus cute

File: 1475259869519.png (13KB, 418x420px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 418x420px

>>7798075
Why can't I stop staring at the hot guys while at the gym

File: image_1 (1).jpg (125KB, 402x400px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 402x400px

What are some sexy things to dress up as?

Like how female sluts dress up as nurses or cowgirls.

>>7797721
>Sitting in the shower
That's not how it works.

File: 1480221476919.jpg (32KB, 547x328px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 547x328px

>tfw straight best friend, who I have a crush on, is outta country for five months
>tfw lonely
IM TRYING TO FIND A GAY CRUSH BUT THERES NO ONE GAY NEAR ME HELP

File: 1487470742416.gif (71KB, 250x152px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 250x152px

>>7797919

>>7798155
maybe YOU are the one who doesn't know how to properly shower.

>>7798225
Pretty sure standing up in the shower is the best option. Then you can take the shower head and tickle your balls with it. Just saying.

>>7798155
try it. i promise you won't regret it
>>7798154
if you're sexy then you can wear pretty much anything revealing. if not then don't bother.
but some classics are cowboy, sailor, pretty much any character from the village people.

>>7798236
If nothing is gonna tickle my testicles what's even the point of showering.

>>7798248
relaxing and letting the water cleanse you physically and spritually

>>7798154
be buff as fuck and dress up as anything with a wife beater *pops a boner*

File: all fur errything.jpg (179KB, 831x1200px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 831x1200px

>>7798154
or dress as a beaver trapper. that's pretty sexy.

>be me
>open and out faggo
>hot buff "straight" frat guy starts hanging with you and your pals
>is really obnoxious and everyone hates him
>constantly flirts with me and everyone is convinced he's a closet case
I'm gonna let this guy fuck me and I'm gonna regret. He's the fucking worse but goddam does he look nice

>>7798430
This. This is my fetish

File: 1487718359773_0.gif (1MB, 828x828px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 828x828px

>>7798430

File: deathdrop.gif (934KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

934KB, 500x281px

Anyone have a link to the Scout/Elizabeth death drop machinima?

File: notokay.jpg (162KB, 1053x727px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 1053x727px

>>7798430
What makes you think that your sexual deviancy is something to brag about? Frankly, it's disgusting. If you honestly let anybody who looks remotely attractive use you like a sex toy, you must be a festering puss-bag of pestilence at this point. You almost certainly have HPV, and have likely been exposed to several strains of genital herpes, trichomoniasis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and HIV. I shudder to think about it. Get help.

File: 84461.png (1MB, 600x834px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 600x834px

>>7798548
Calm your backrolls, henny

>>7798548
This

>>7798548
nah you're on the wrong scale of the insult spectrum
just a desperate virgin

File: world-aids-day-the-1990s-03.jpg (50KB, 833x559px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 833x559px

>>7798560
>>7798609
>d-desper-rate v-virgin *cough*
>b-b-being a *cough* s-slut is *cough* t-totally
>*dies*

>>7797721
when are you going to get on T?

Tbqh I think anti-natalists should be added to the LGBTOMGWTFBBQ alliance

Does anybody have something like a dildo use guide?

I have a nice toy but, I never know how to enjoy it. I just go for about 30 seconds and get overwhelmed and stop. I need something to guide me through this. Like instructions or a work out guide or maybe some lewd commands idk. video audio text are all great.

pic related was actually pretty fun, but I need one for butt pls.

>>7799182
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/how-to-be-good-at-grindr

>>7799182
let me fuck you in the ass instead, better than a dildo, promise.

>>7799189
...


:3

>>7799186
>>7799189
>>7799198
Why are all gays such promiscuous sluts?

>>7799198
I am not looking for dick right now. Mr rubberballs is all I need.

>>7799222
Your what?

WHy can't I upload any fUCKING images???!?

>>7799198
pls anon i beg :)

>>7799222
you need to bounce up and down on my balls?

>>7799221
im not a slut anon, im just asking a gentleman if he'd like a good dicking

>>7799234
http://puu(dotttttttt)sh/uejGf/e1855fbf91.jpg

>>7799263
That's dumb.

I mean, pretending is all well and good but cmon my dude. Cmon.

Plus that can't possibly be ergonomic.

>>7796880
I miss the old Hyde.

>>7799284
I dont actually use it in that position you dumby. I have a very ergonomic set up I use for the 3 times a year I am bored enough to play.

>>7799292
>>7799291
>>7799284
>>7799263
>>7799259
The Women’s March worked. Trump was deposed. A pink pussy hat now president. Horny killers from Damascus welcomed at LAX by your girlfriend. Schools teach in Mexican. New Chief Usury Officer of Goldman Sachs is trans. Brianna Wu on the $100. Eye in the pyramid now Lena Dunham’s asshole. All pregnancies terminated; late term abortions turn babies into pugs. Ploughshares beat into social media brand management. All workers sponsored content ambassadors for Huffington Post. Doritos knows Black Lives Matter. New twins in Beyonce’s cunt brought to you by Audi. Lyft pledges allegiance to Sharia. Hadiths mandate polyandrous slavery to blue haired genders that OKCupid knows no word for. Something to do with My Little Pony. All porn now clips of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Sheryl Sandberg merges with flesh NSA servers like an anglerfish, stares back at you from the place you dare not look. Honey Boo Boo’s Mom Lost 200 Pounds You Won’t Believe How Gorgeous She Is, she says in your inner voice. Like This. Justin Trudeau’s hot soft hand on your back like your gym teacher who drank before noon; his robust yoga pants package crawling and awake. Angela Merkel’s spindly tendons twitch as she palpates your Soylent incubation sac. We won, you guys. Pepsi stands against racism.

http://i.imgur.com/GlcRPoi.jpg

>>7799292
Well alright then. I'll allow it.

Definitely highlights the major injustice in the world that is no one sucking my dick mind you. That there is even quintessential dicksucking labour being wasted on dildos when there is a severe deficit of such labour in the private sector, of me.

>>7796870
Smart Mac

>>7799297
>average /pol/acks attempt at satire

>>7796873
>>7797713
Glad to see people with excellent tastes

Which race is best if I want very short boys with tiny assholes?

>>7799569
mbuti

File: image_5.jpg (59KB, 500x499px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 500x499px

>tfw wearing my nice underwear and my nice trousers together
Makes me so much more confident when my ass looks good tbqhwyf

>>7796870
Fat mack all the way!!!

File: 1449761726299.jpg (728KB, 1630x1600px) Image search: [Google]

728KB, 1630x1600px

Is it weird if I wanna use grindr just to make friends and sorta find someone that can help me initiate myself into the gay community in my area? I want to go partying, talk about guys and have a laugh with someone. Casual sex and dating seem meh.

>>7799869

then go to gay bars and make friends there desu

>>7799946
Considering my situation that's a pretty dumb move. I'm shy and don't have any friends to go with so just walking into a den of horny men by myself and saying "i'm here to make friends" to anyone that approaches me (assuming anyone would) seems like a surefire way to embarrass myself. I have never been to a bar or club and never drank alcohol, and I don't know anyone that got into that stuff all on their own, certainly not anyone as anxious as me.

>>7799977
>never drank alcohol or been clubbing
stay that way
don't become a degenerate

get a hobby that involves some level of socialization and make some normal friends

>>7799977

>has problems with self-esteem and anxiety
>hasn't ever tried drinking

I think I see the problem here desu. Do you at least go to Pride festivals? Thats a good place to make friends also.

>tfw no murderous qt bf who will strangle me in my sleep
;-;

File: kotm-digby-full.jpg (36KB, 950x534px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 950x534px

>>7800963
>tfw kind of like strangling myself while jerking off
Hoo boy. Time to repress this for the rest of my life I guess.

>>7800318
The pride festivals in my town are super lame and even if they were not, it's just taking that scenario with a bunch of gay people I don't know, making it more public, adding some straightfags and I still remain on my own which will just lead to me feeling uncomfortable and leaving within 5 minutes.It's not like I live in New York, Tel Aviv or London.

I would prefer not to rely on alcohol to dull my senses so much that I'm not anxious either. I would only drink under a social situation, assuming I had friends to be in a social situation with. At least on grindr I can take my time with getting to know someone, meeting up and hanging out, and if they're willing getting them to help act as a gateway into stuff otherwise unavailable to me.

>>7801101
Where do you live?
If you're close enough I can attempt to be your friend

File: hitman.jpg (96KB, 1200x1321px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 1200x1321px

what vidya are you playing /gaygen/

pic relate, pretty kino game, i buy it in christmas and i already have 100 hours in it.

i'm a big fan of hitman, but i was not interested in this after this game being episodic and the shitfest that was absolution, soon i view hitman 2016 is pure gold and now is my 2016 goty.

also

>tfw bisexual
>tfw i cucked my gay ex-bf with my actual gf

>>7801173

wow i think i literally hate everything about you

>>7801173
Haven't tried it yet although /v/ says a lot of good about it. Then again anything is better than that shitfest that was Absolution

Currently playing Fallout New Vegas again. All the threads about them lately have made me nostalgic so I'm going back to it and trying an unarmed playthrough.

>>7801162
As with all online friendships, far away

>>7801213
just finished that game

had crit hit build with guns at 100, lanius was fucking invincible no matter what gun I tried on him while all hopped up on chems

picked up the ballistic fists from the pretorians and repaired one at 100% CND, used it on him and that fucker was done in within seconds

such fucking bullshit.

File: 47 skeet shooting.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>7801213
the game is pure kino, the true succesor of blood money, replayable and with a lot of content, the 100 hours i have almost are in the main missions, without much contracts,
escalations and bonus missions in it. i still have a lot to scratch in the game.

Why are gays so accepting of ftm trannies?

>>7801510
Because they don't have penises and are therefore non-threatening

>>7801510
>>7801517
Samefag creep

File: dumbledore.gif (861KB, 245x200px) Image search: [Google]

861KB, 245x200px

>>7799977
>never drank alcohol or been clubbing
same and knowing my disposition and luck I'd probably end up developing a problem

>>7800974
>SIR DIGBY CHICKEN CAESAR!!!
http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/comedy/mitchellandwebb/sirdigby.mp3

>>7801173
yarn yoshi
>also bad bisexual, bad

>>7801213
the thing that disappointed me about new vegas was the lack of real world locations, especially the strip, I mean I get that all the real casinos are copyrighted but you'd have thought they'd have have wanted them in the game, free advertising pretty much

>>7801510
>are we?

File: 1487473956937.jpg (69KB, 680x1031px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 680x1031px

>get drunk
>ask group chat to roast me
>fall a sleep
>best friend takes this opportunity to drop major truth bombs
>not sure how to handle getting the truth thrown at me like that

>don't really

>>7801510
they're faggots in the eyes of the general public just like we are

they usually like girls so we don't actually have to deal with them

there are probably some other mutual interests as well

>>7801510
I don't see the problem here

>>7801672
Say that you meant roasted sexually

File: mpv_2017-02-22_15-33-50.png (522KB, 588x377px) Image search: [Google]

522KB, 588x377px

>>7800974
>tfw kind of like strangling myself while jerking off

>>7801547

Wouldn't really make much sense to have real world casinos in it considering Fallout is a bit of a different universe from our own.

got cum stuck up my nose

>>7804064
I got a piece of tater tot stuck in my sinus once. It was one of the most annoying things I've ever experienced.

>>7804064
>>7804200
I was sick and vomited fresh chopped habanero into my sinus.

File: IMG_2311.png (335KB, 400x533px) Image search: [Google]

335KB, 400x533px

>>7796870
>we will never get another season of fat mac

>>7804269
jesus

>>7804332
I look like a bald and ugly version of that.

>first 'tfw no bf' of the day

>>7805322
Its not something to be proud of

File: boys kissing.gif (878KB, 500x236px) Image search: [Google]

878KB, 500x236px

>>7805322
Seconding this

complete virgin 23 year old social retard here.

a 10/10 DILF entered my shop and before i could realize that it was my chance to get some dick, he was gone.
how do i even flirt in those occasions? how do i send messages to guys who could be straight and i am not even supposed to romance with, but just selling an item?

>>7796870
I like Charlie because I'm autistic like him

worm hat = wehrmact
milk steak is a real thai dish, but they use coconut milk

>>7805496
Are you me?
Also don't do it

>>7805526
why not?

>>7805496
You don't though. If you want to meet someone you either meet them through friends or online or something normal like that. Trying to pick customers up seems like a bad plan.

Maybe people are less antisocial outside of Britain, mind you. I get the impression that people actually talk to strangers in other parts of the world, whereas here you would never talk to anyone you didn't know or didn't need something from.

>>7805529
Unless you want to be seen as creepy, then sure, go ahead. Also,
This
>>7805544

>>7805544
i have no chance to find anyone through friends, and online sounds soulless, i tried and i can't stand the barrage of dicks.

i don't think talking friendly with a customer and see if he gets the hook and plays along would be bad.

>>7805593
Imagine you were buying something and someone you didn't find attractive in the least started hitting on you. Would you be comfortable in that situation? Was it worth their time to waste your time bothering you like that?

And you can't have really tried very hard at online dating if that is your complaint. How about trying avenues that don't involve dickpics. Perhaps try a site that has profiles of people instead of hookup apps. You can't possibly believe that you're the only person out there looking for what you're looking for.

What are Gaygen's stims

>>7805897

milky tea, thai beer and english cider are my only chemical vices desu

I've heard that passing out from blood loss is very comfy, anyone here can confirm?
>>7805904
Is cider good in general?

>>7805912

cider is delicious. its the alcholic equivalent to an iced glass of apple juice - incredibly cool, refreshing and very sweet + easy to drink.

you should try it next time youre at a bar or eating at a restaurant

>>7805928
Sweet, what types of cider specifically?

>>7805936

Strongbow is the most common, and its nice, but the really good stuff will always be from small local breweries in your area.

>>7805942
Cool, thanks will do

Do any of you guys use make up? I've been interested in learning to make my face look a bit better but I've got no idea where to start.

>>7796870
>not calling him big mac

OP fucking blew it.

Did you know how much I love the new YAS SLAYYY meme

How do I not pop a boner in the public gym shower when I'm surrounded by 10/10 hot straight nude hunks?

Okay fuck you there was some qt already in the shower so I just couldn't. I soaked my jacket in sweat and showered at home

Guys
I think I'm in love with Colby Jensen
Why is he the perfect porn husbando??

>>7806199
Avoid looking at them and soap yourself with anger

File: what the fugg.png (386KB, 960x677px) Image search: [Google]

386KB, 960x677px

what the FUCK

>>7806199
You think about tiddies

>>7806525
What if I'm a biscum

>>7806525
Am I the only one here who has zero attraction to women or the female body/face, but also finds tits to be kinda hot?

Especially the cartoonish/unrealistically round variety.

>>7806538
Hello breeder

>tfw no evan peters bf
How do I cope, /gaygen/?

>>7806542
n-no im gay i swear
ive never found any females IRL attractive because they just look like women, i just like some cartoon breasts once in a while
:,<

File: 1445494679701.png (213KB, 400x480px) Image search: [Google]

213KB, 400x480px

>>7806552
So you're bisexual, but only for anime girls...

File: 1487296173928.jpg (92KB, 500x301px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 500x301px

>>7806535
>>7806538
You need to go back

>>7806564
>>7806577
im so ashamed...

File: 1464502122115.jpg (10KB, 275x183px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 275x183px

>>7806582
It's okay, I'm bisexual too, but please don't tell /gaygen/ we're here or they get mad

File: 1485825339425.png (228KB, 540x541px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 540x541px

>>7806596
>>7806582

File: 4u.png (256KB, 800x386px) Image search: [Google]

256KB, 800x386px

>>7806582
To back to your containment gen

;-;

>>7806661
:)

File: what a horrible night.jpg (52KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 400x300px

>>7805433
>tfw no qt bf to wrap his legs around me

>>7805593
>I have no chance to find anyone through friends
iktf, I've got like 5 friends total, only one of which are gay and I'm not attracted to him and I don't know any people they know nor am I in the position to get to know the people they know or even if any of those people are gay
>not that I even have the social skills or self-esteem to ever pursue anything

>>7805976
There are a ton of YouTube tutorials. To be a pretty boy you probably just need eyeliner and maybe lip gloss.

>>7805976

dont do that

>>7806874
Why?

>>7806898

people will be able to tell and they'll think youre a vapid weirdo

just take care of your skin with moisturizer and stuff, dont slap paint on it like a retard

besides, makeup gives you spots + stuff so its not going to help in the long term anyway

>>7806916
Eyeliner and lip gloss aren't going to damage his skin. Really if you take care of yourself it shouldn't be an issue anyway. People will think it's cute. They won't think he's vapid unless he's actually vapid and has nothing else to offer but a pretty face.

File: 1463374677369.jpg (489KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

489KB, 1280x720px

Describe your ideal cock.

File: BBqG9Js.img.jpg (110KB, 1912x1080px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 1912x1080px

cute CUTE

Are they still husbandos if I have like 30 of them?

File: 1458082618930.png (233KB, 268x402px) Image search: [Google]

233KB, 268x402px

>>7807220
I'll just start posting some of mine and have you let me know if I'm too easy or not

>>7807220
Post them and we'll rate

File: ass3.png (57KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 640x480px

>>7807203

uncut, 6.5 inches long, thick (5.5 inches +), not too veiny, a nice healthy pink colour, not shaved but not a jungle either

>>7807220
Concubandos

File: maga.jpg (31KB, 503x895px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 503x895px

Maga guys are the cutest.

File: download (1).jpg (9KB, 198x254px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 198x254px

communist revolutionary boys are the cutest

File: Stalin.jpg (54KB, 750x450px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 750x450px

insane totalitarian dictator boys are the cutest.

>>7807203
as long as it's attached to a qt who shares the same interests I wouldn't mind
>would prefer them to be smaller than me and uncircumcised though

>>7807275
>insane totalitarian dictator boys are the cutest.
and that leads you full circle back round to MAGA again

Best household products to stick up my ass?

>>7807331

get a fucking dildo, or just use your fingers you savage

but if you're really desperate, wrapping the end of a hairbrush or toothbrush in a sanitary bag and lubing it up works adequately

>>7807331
any phallic shaped object that wont break/leave bits inside you, although I would advise you just get a toy

File: Young Joseph Stalin.jpg (52KB, 620x465px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 620x465px

>>7807275
>"The writer is the engineer of the human soul."
Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin, 1878-1953

I would suck his dick.

File: Stalin 1902 colour.jpg (85KB, 446x600px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 446x600px

>>7807368
there I go leaving my sage on again

wtf I didn't know Stalin was so handsome

like seriously

>>7807370
I don't get why he the small pox scars edited out of his photos, did his paranoia make him worried he'd lose respect?

File: Okharna mugshot of Joseph Stalin, 1911.jpg (236KB, 1600x1130px) Image search: [Google]

236KB, 1600x1130px

>>7807390
He was also a bank robber and he escaped from a Siberian prison camp (irony)

My biggest /his/ crush

File: Stalin statue.jpg (135KB, 640x426px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 640x426px

>>7807394
His pox scars were never all that bad these are lies spread by the capitalists oligarchs and their wage slaves, he also had a huge dick

>>7807395
He went from Mr.Steal yo girl to Mr.Steal your means of production both are hot

File: bff5d074d399bdfec6071e9168398406.jpg (43KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 540x540px

>>7807403

>tfw I saw Rasputin's preserved dick in St Petersberg

Its fucking huge. Its like 9+ inches, easily.

>>7798430
>
Plot twist: He's gonna want you to fuck him.

>>7807414
I once read it was all a scam, and that it was a horse dick they put in the jar instead. Who knows
>>7807403
What info is there on Stalin's size, though? I've never heard about that.

>>7807414
I can't imagine its real, I mean why would they have severed his penis and preserved it in a jar?

File: your comrade.gif (2MB, 400x299px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x299px

>>7807410
He stole my heart

>>7807414
He probably enlarged it by magic through a pact with some elritch creature, he was a warlock of a very high caliber

>>7807439
Common knowledge, comrade. You should not ask so many questions

>>7807452

They thought he was a demon/wizard.

File: 1365252950544.jpg (14KB, 251x242px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 251x242px

>>7796870
ugh, why are women so easy, it's literally so hard finding a cute gay guy, building some kind of relation- or friendship and then not get ghosted. While at the same time I'm surrounded by 100s of cutie girls interested in me and I'm not even trying to be their friend.
I'm literally at the point of my life where I'm going to upload shirtless pics of my hot body on Grindr and Tinder let the people who ghosted me match with me again and then ignore them when they write me.

>>7807455
yeah but you'd have thought they'd preserve his brain or heart or something not his dick

>>7807473
why bother?

Are bottoms the real men?

>>7807646
Than can be,imo. Define what a real man is.

>>7807646

Yes. All men have a prostate, and its completely natural to be aroused by having it stimulated. Its just the male G-spot.

Bottoms aren't gay, theyre normal for liking having their G-spot stimulated. Whether its a dildo, fingers, or a dick, makes no difference. Its not gay.

But tops are gay, because they willingly put their dick inside another man for no reason other than mental sickness. Tops are the real fags here, theyre the guy fucking anotehr man

>>7807551
i don't know i like getting revenge it gives me closure

>>7807551
he was russia's greatest love machine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg

File: #.png (47KB, 650x773px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 650x773px

>mfw saw my first crush from highschool today
>he was the person who made me realise I was gay after I saw him shirtless
>he used to be the school's best rugby player and Head Boy, was tall, handsome, ripped, perfect in every way
>see him nowadays
>hes given up sport, started smoking, drinking and doing hard drugs as well
>he looks emaciated, spotty and unhealthy, and is a weird grey colour
>teeth are fucked up from nicotine and his old sexy + husky voice is replaced by a repulsive croak
>mfw he went from a 10/10 to a 4/10

How could this happen???
ITS SUCH A WASTE

>>7807800
>except every story of revenge not giving the seeker closure

>>7807806
kek

>>7807921
that sucks, mine got cancer

>>7807700
how many layers of irony is this? like 4?

>>7807999
It checks out imo.

I'm 27,not aging well, my hair is thin enough to see my scalp. I have shaved my head before and probably will again.

I have been concerned about my value in dating and relationships.
Any advice?

>>7808085

stop being so insecure? just be happy with who you are and focus on being the best person you can be rather than the most superficially attractive to others you can be.

you'll find someone who appreciates you for the core values that make up you, and then you won't have to worry about your "dating value" ever again

>>7806819
In sure brit is full of gays though
>Tfw phone's Google now stops working randomly
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7808085
I'm 25 and aging surprisingly well, and I can assure you I'd totally date a bald interesting and affectionate man over any asshole, as handsome as he might be.
One's attractive power is more than just the body. You might have to do some extra work, but just maintaining decent looks, along with being a kind and interesting person grants you hotness.

You might want to forget about kids who got their unrealistic standards from porn, and aim for guys with a more mature perspective.

>>7808095
>>7808174
Thanks. I have only dated men older than myself. I was never a twink or femboy but I am still worried that I was only interesting due to being younger.

Tfw no bf to wake you up in the morning with fucking

>>7808237
I'm pretty sure I would just flail around and scream if that happened.

>>7808264
what if it's just the tip?

I had a fwb relationship with a really, really, really hot guy, he was extremly muscular 10/10 body and 7/10 face, which is for my standards unbelievable cause the only thing I got going for me is that I'm masc and young. But then I find out he's into scat.

Why does live hate me?

>>7808144

Do you live in London?

>>7808272
If you do it slowly while talking to me,not whispering, I might be fine.

File: 2017-02-23 23.46.53.jpg (213KB, 525x585px) Image search: [Google]

213KB, 525x585px

>mfw the rainbow socks i bought have individual toes

what the FUCK is this shit? i cant wear these abominations, holy crap. since when was this a thing?

File: 1487437448351.jpg (51KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 657x527px

>>7808264
Let me have my fantasies
Alternatively, waking me up by kisses
>>7808278
Pic related
>>7808283
No, I don't have enough money to do that
>>7808289
>rainbow socks

File: 1427383291102.jpg (59KB, 492x419px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 492x419px

>>7808293
Ah man you are gonna love it. There is literally nothing better than waking up and being spooned by a big guy and being hugged and squeezed while you try to get out of bed to make tea.

In a way I envy you because you'll be able to have the experience for the first time which I can never do again. Its legit one of the best things in life. ganbatte!

>>7808285
what's wrong with whispering?

>>7808289
surely it stated that in the description also >>7808293

>>7808314
>>7808293
Rainbow socks are fun to wear in secret and feel naughty. Kind of like a less extreme version of wearing a buttplug to class.

File: 1487392906344.jpg (23KB, 205x245px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 205x245px

>>7808307
Are you same poster as the other time?
Anyway, I doubt it and this entire post triggers me
>>7808317
Why do all the fags I have met like to wear rainbow socks so much

>>7808331
I just told you, theyre fun and sexy

>>7808335
they're socks...

>>7808337
And? Try wearing some sometime, you'll see what I mean. Theyre like $4 on Amazon.

>>7808346
I ain't no femboy

>>7808353
This
>>7808335
It was a rhetorical question

File: n_nohomo.jpg (614KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

614KB, 1280x1280px

>>7808353

You dont have to be a femboy to experiment with indulging your feminine side

>>7808363
That looks really nice, I'm glad the painted fingernails take up such little proportion of the screen

>>7808387
what do you mean?

https://discord.gg/jDPEC7m

You guys can join my discord if you want. :3c

>>7808402
I mean they don't match
>>7808467
Hi sixten(?), promoting your normie group I see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo24xOJiJ98

this is really good

File: __.jpg (3KB, 126x112px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 126x112px

>>7808476
thats the point i think
mixing masc and fem is something i personally find really cool + interesting on a guy

my dream bf would be a huge musclebound tank who talks like a nerdy twink

>>7808476

who this

>>7808363
>indulging your feminine side
is that not the definition of being a femboy?

>>7808476
what's wrong with the group?

>>7808479
eh?

>tfw planning to meet a qt over spring break for dinner and lewd times

>>7808521

does the guy in that picture look like a femboy to you?

>>7808314
If you whisper while I'm sleeping you might trigger a hallucination.

File: hOthKaq.jpg (176KB, 700x875px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 700x875px

>>7796870
Fat Mac is the best Mac

>>7808494
Nerdy twink is fine, just not flaming
>>7808515
>:3
>>7808521
Why don't you join and see. Also there isn't anything wrong with it.

>>7808527
>envious

>>7808539
>with those gay-ass nails and socks he does

>>7808545
and that's bad?

File: ____.jpg (200KB, 1739x1075px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 1739x1075px

Anyone wanna go drinking in Soho, London with me on the weekend?

All my stupid friends are busy. If you havent been to Soho before thats fine too, it might be fun to show someone around the area desu

>>7808567
Only if you are not into being hit.

>>7808582
>inserting dick and speaking loud and clear
nothing
>sensually whispering in your ear
smack in the face

>>7808665
L-lewd b-baka

File: 02_26_2003.webm (3MB, 853x480px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 853x480px

>>7808709

>>7808713
::333

File: 1487605941566.png (71KB, 261x192px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 261x192px

>>7808713

>>7808713
kek
why does japan pixelate everything?
and why all the weird porn?

>select all images that match the word goose

>>7808665
I'm schizophrenic. You may be saying " hey babby wan sum fuk?" ,I'm hearing" remove the subjects kidneys".

>>7808781
Oh well I guess there's always fucking over the kitchen counter

File: virtual hug.gif (149KB, 354x369px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 354x369px

>>7808781
oh sorry, mental disorders suck
>remove the subjects kidneys
bit specific isn't it?

>>7808792
That's fine.

Help I'm overcomplicating a social situation

>>7808799
Are you masc by any chance
>>7808806
How

>>7808818
I'm like 90% gay but I just heard from a friend that a girl I wouldn't mind dating thought I was hot and would date me if I weren't gay
Now I'm thinking I either miss a chance or I tell her I'm not actually gay and sound like a weirdo

>>7808832
Biscum
Also, you should probably not date her, because in the future if you want sum dick it would complicate things. Alternatively, tell her that you're '' 90% gay''

>>7808832
tell her your 90% gay but you're willing to give it a try if she is

>>7808818
Yes, I am masc.

>>7808857
Can you make me feel small and keep me warm?

>>7808899
>feel small
What does that really take? I had a guy much taller than me tell me that he felt more delicate and less masculine when he was with me. I am only 5 feet 8 inches.

>>7808921
Tfw 5'7 also I'm not that masc so I think it would count

>>7808921
>>7808946
you guys are both smol, stop kidding yourselves

File: 1487390513101.png (154KB, 392x275px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 392x275px

>>7808954
Heightest Blease go

>>7808954
And? The only people that care about a mans height are straight teen girls and hons.

How do I get used to being alone forever?

File: 1487806800204.jpg (72KB, 604x519px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 604x519px

>>7808994
Pic related
Also what should new thread be

>>7809013
solidarity with our muslim brothers and sisters edition

>>7809027
Give a qt muslim pic to use as the topic

File: tumblr_nrnwouSu2h1r4msxco1_1280.jpg (248KB, 853x1280px) Image search: [Google]

248KB, 853x1280px

>>7809030

>>7809061
Got any else?

File: tumblr_ohujeqfoO11ue9kf0o1_500[1].jpg (112KB, 500x623px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 500x623px

>>7809083
?

File: tumblr_olrycho8sH1v25re2o1_1280[1].jpg (218KB, 643x1280px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 643x1280px

>>7809083

>>7809101
Done
>>7809121