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Need water edition

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>>7578261
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why have you posted that meh-tier face as the op?
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>>7590807
>sperg looking shitskin OP
Shit thread, I'll make a new one
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>>7590846
You can't, it's against the rules.
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>>7587740
Well that's the whole clincher of it anon, its a very expensive gamble.

I've had a very strong crush on my friend for a while now and I've been trying to cut the feelings out, it's extremely difficult to do so though when it comes to love. He knows I'm gay and he knows I obviously have feeling towards them, but its a weird stalemate, he'll often hug me and stuff but it doesn't go much further... At the same time though we sleep together in the bed most nights and he will often pinch or tickle me in bed and then I'll rip his pants off, which he doesn't seem to resist much.
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>>7590915
>At the same time though we sleep together in the bed most nights and he will often pinch or tickle me in bed and then I'll rip his pants off, which he doesn't seem to resist much.
Hope haven't you sucked his dick yet?
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>>7590807
Is this what the typical anon from /gaygen/ looks like?
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>>7590807
I've said it once I'll say it again, get some sleep dude

>>7588846
>tfw no short bf to take out on dates
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>>7591460
Excruciatingly average? Yeah.
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>choke when eating something
>get hiccups
literally every time
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Tops: if I'm a bottom bitch and I'm particular about who I hook up with, does that make me a bad person? I wanna hookup more but the guys in my local area are not that attractive and I find myself blocking more than I do fucking. Should I loosen up my standards or only fuck guys who look good?
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>>7591885
The truth of the situation is you're probably way too fucking ugly for your own standard.
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>>7591885
Naw. if you're not attracted to someone, you're under no obligation to hook up.

>>7591958
This is also a possibility. I don't know if it's different for bottoms, but I live in the middle of nowhere, and still get more ass on grindr then I can handle.
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WHAT IS THE GODDAMN DISCORD GG?!?!?!?
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>the cute Vietnamese class mate will never be my bf
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>>7592240
https://discord.gg/**VND3z
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>>7592246
>https://discord.gg/**VND3z

that's expired
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>>7592261
https://discord.gg/56VND3z
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>meet guy online
>exchange pics & interests
>qt/10 text each other for a while
>keep asking to meetup (4 times at last count)
>'no i'm such a nervous person, no i'm not feeling like going out'
>finall agree on a date, stops texting

DId i get catphished legbutts?
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>>7592324
ayup.
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Honestly disappointed by how few Brits and Aussies there are here.
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>>7592324
He got cold feet or met someone else.
He's not going to wait for you to grow a pair of balls.
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>>7592534
I'm a brit

>>7592324
might have been
>>7592565
more likely this
>knowing my luck this would probably happen to me too
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So I'm usually very averse to online stuff but I'm not getting anywhere offline dating (sucks to be below 21 in US). This is the pic I send to guys on Grindr, etc. thoughts? I don't have a full mirror so it's hard for me to take a body photo.
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>>7592608
Holy shit, you're everything i want.
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>>7592608
You're cute to me but you should try smiling a bit more? Here you just look kinda dumb? Like you've got down syndrome or something. No offense.
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>>7592608
>close mouth
>take of glasses

Ta-da!
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>>7592608
>>7592661
>down syndrome
no it doesn't, although those glasses look like they belong on someone's nan
>can also see right up your nose
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>>7592692
>>7592690
The glasses are part of his charm. I'll agree with closing the mouth.

He's literally a 10/10 for me.
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>>7592608
Sherman, is that you?
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>>7592608
>sucks to be below 21 in US
>qt ciswhite young american male
do you realize how privileged you are
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>>7592708
Seriously there are so many "why won't anyone fuck me QQ" posts made by people who could go get fucked anywhere pretty easily. I don't get it.
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Gays i need your help.

Does anyone here shave the shaft of their penises? My hair grows so fast i basically have to shave it every day! How do you deal with your shaft hair?
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>>7592720

trim with electric trimmer
then take a shower and shave smooth afterwards if you're a perfectionist
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>>7592713
>I don't get it.
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M
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>>7592713
low self esteem/narcissism

>>7592720
tweezers?
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>>7592798
lol, i'm not going to do one by one. I also heard people tell me it's not worth it.

>>7592732
I'm stupid.

Don't you trim only when the hair is long? I just shaved and tomorrow i'll shave again.
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How do make money sucking dick?

I'm a closet bi and strapped for fucking cash.
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>>7592692
ok good point. desu it looks better on grindr but when I screenshotted it and posted it here it, it BLEW UP. I agree you can see some nose hairs n shit and that is unflattering.

>>7592708
>making this about privilege when I'm just saying it sucks I can't go to bars/clubs
relax.

>>7592625
denkz

>>7592661
I like my smile a lot and of course I smile in regular photos. When it comes to a pic i'm sending on grindr to see if i pass someone's standards, I'm just not sure about what expression I ought to be making lol.
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>>7592892
Wouldn't know.
Usually get offered money by guys wanting to suck my dick.
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>>7592608
10/10 would enjoy bullying you
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>>7592953
It's not about 'privilege' in a societal sense, but rather the fact you have no idea how good you have it and would rather needlessly complain.
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>>7592992
I didn't want to add it in my other post, but I'll be brief: I've never been on a date, I've had sex once and it was pretty bad. When you see your other straight and (even worse) gay friends going on dates, etc. it makes you feel kinda bad about yourself. God forbid I post a picture on 4chan and get the opinion of some strangers online so I can have a more objective view of myself.

What is your situation like anon?
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>>7593001
How are you not drowning in pussy and dick?
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>>7593001
>Friends
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>>7592534
I'm Aussie
Sydney
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>>7593001
Chill sis you're still like 12 you don't need to be so desperate to date.

>>7593041
Only Aussies in Canada Soz bruv
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>>7592339
thats what i feared
>>7592565
I did have balls, which is what confused me
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>Talking to a guy in grindr
>He's treating you like a human being and wants someone to watch tv with.
>Asks for a picture
>Send him one
>Conversation literally ends

I'm done with this app.
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>>7593150
>tfw bottom
>tfw block anyone who doesnt have a nice dick
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>>7593159
I think i'm going to start sending my dick instead of my face. I might even go for older guys.
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>>7593150
wash yourself and cut your hair uggo
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>>7593170

you can send both you dummy

The best ploy is dick pic -> body pic -> face pic
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>>7593255
I bathe everyday.
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>>7593150
This is why you always ask for face pics before getting into convo. One moment you think you found someone awesome, the next moment you find out he's an asian uggo.
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>>7593383
>asians
>not awesome
DELETE THIS
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>>7593408
Only the beefy bearded ones are awesome. The rest are pretty uggo.
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>>7593426
isnt that true for every race t b h
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>finally get hit up by asian qt i've had my eye on for awhile
>"top or bottom"
>"i know a bottom, wanna have a threeway?"
>"oh you can't host? next time, then."

just
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>>7593441

i literally cant understand your post but ok
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>>7593435
Huh.. I suppose.
>>7593441
Yeah but no one cares about your asian fetish.
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>>7593441
threeways always end terribly
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>>7593435
But everyone knows white is the more attractive race so why even bother. Not white? not right.
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>>7592608
>Get contacts
>grow a beard
> lift weights
Take photos after you do those things for at least 6 months.
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>>7593383
Gonna sound like a fox but whatever, Bones is a shitty tv show.
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>>7593534
wut
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>>7593522
i have bad facial hair genetics: patchy and can't grow a mustache. i'll probably never get rid of my glasses. i been lifting pretty regularly since october so pic in march but it's not life my face will change.
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>>7593441
The only Asian guy I tried to go out with turned up being a fucking manlet bottom. How disappointing
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>>7593506

>Not wanting a hot arab guy to allach ackbar in your bucci
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>>7590807
When are you "too old" to date in the gay community?
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>>7593558
Sorry to break it to you but those glasses are making you disgustingly ugly and it is common knowledge that glasses are unattractive. Seriously get rid of them.
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>>7593586
arabs don't have foreskins, they're disgusting barbarians.
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>>7592608
Clean yourself up. That is about all you need.
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>>7593595
30
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>>7593558
That's too bad. If you were able to grow a beard, you'd be a solid 8 even with the glasses
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>>7593595

There is never an age. It's all about what you are willing to settle for.
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>>7593595
I would say 40, by that age if you haven't settled down you're not worth dating and should give up.
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>>7593617
That horse mouth though.
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>>7593611
>tfw american, got foreskin removed at birth
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>>7593645
that's because the jews control america medically, financially and mentally
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>>7593613
Elaborate please.

>>7593603
This is shocking news. I like glasses and I think my frames are pretty nice. Plus I get to have that movie moment where someone takes your glasses off and you suddenly get 10x hotter.

>>7593640
:()
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>>7593654
>our next president is pro-zion
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>>7593669
Within the first three months he will be assassinated. I can't wait.
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>>7593684

I hope not, Trump may be incompetent but Pence is a monster
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>>7593684
I don't want him dead. In just not a fan of Israel
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I am late 20s and due to life circumstances I have never had a boyfriend or sex. How bad is this perceived?
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>>7593613
He's cute tho
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>>7593703
You closeted or something?
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>>7593558
>tfw the opposite
I look much better with facial hair, when I shave it just make my skin look irritated

>>7593586
>fernando-glauter.jpg
>arab guy
says he's portuguese/german/brazilian

>>7593645
>>7593654
I still don't understand why people do this
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>>7593703
Welcome to the party
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>>7593684
Sure you want that, gaynon?
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>>7593718

I just used google, give me a break, looked arab to me
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>>7593726
All the more reason to always wear latex and rubber
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>>7593684

He chose Pence for a reason, that's his anti-assassination plan.
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>>7592607
What bugs me is that i invited him to like 4 different events and he kept saying no, but that didn't stop him from texting me a bunch. I guess i'm just confused as to why he went silent.
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>>7593718
That's why he's so attractive.
Mediterraneans have always been my weakness.
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>>7593716
I was into 22 then I just got too caught up in life's bullshit to meet anyone or improve myself and my life.
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>>7593703

>tfw 26 and haven't had a bf
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>>7593791

>tfw 25 and been broken up with everytime
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>>7593703
>25 and not so much as held hands with anyone outside my gene pool
life is suffering

>>7593731
>>7593742
I ain't knocking it, he's still hot just not arab
am I the only person that kinda gets put off by circumcision?

>>7593741
>the state of my social skills I'd probably turn down offers to go places too
unless he sent you some sort of specific pic proving he was real he may have been a catfish
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>>7593595
18
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>on grindr
>one guy has HIV
>realize that I'm gonna get aids at somepoint wven with condoms

Whats the cost of prep if you dont have health insurance?
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>>7593854
>Buy yugioh cards online
>even my cards are laced with AIDS
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>>7593884
Nerd
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>>7593703
I live in a city of twinks and old men.
These fucking shits only date each other.
This is why i make fake profiles to fuck with them.
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>>7593884
Are you black?
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>>7594014
No that's just my shadow
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>>7594029
The true self
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>>7594183
Cheeky
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2bh I wish bad upon a lot of relationships purely due to how dependant they seem on one another

Like y'all need a toss up, get cheated on.
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>>7594014
Why do you ask that? Is it a stereotype for black nerds to play yugioh? I'm more of a mtg man myself but I dabble in yugioh every once in a while. Spamming Utopia the lightning is pretty fun.
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>>7593814
>tfw my 27 year old boyfriend of 6 years broke up with me when I turned 18
>tells me it's just because he doesn't feel like we're close anymore and he has trouble with me going to college so far away
>2 months later he already has a new bf
>bf looks really young
>stalk him and his new bf on facebook
>he's constantly talking about how he's found the love of his life and how happy they are together
>keep digging into it
>his new bf is some high schooler that had just turned 15

i wanna tell myself hes just a pedo or whatever but honestly he was such a genuine guy and i think mostgays are just naturally attracted to men in their prime, which is unfortunately in their mid to early teens
gay death isn't even a meme, guys will literally crawl through glass for you when you're under 18, but when you're not or don't look it they just ignore you
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>>7590807
i will pay any cute twinkish boy in the los angeles area 100 bucks to stay the night with me. we dont even have to fuck, just be affectionate and maybe let me jerk off while licking your nipples and making out.
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>>7594285
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Wtf i love the dark side now.
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>>7594655
so hairless desu
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should i learn "in the dark of the night" from Anastasia on my guitar

will that get me more boypussy
and/or daddydick
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>>7594285
>Like y'all need a toss up, get cheated on
The fuck is this nerd saying?

>>7593703
>>7593791
You are smalltime.
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>tfw the lecturer of your new course is a cute middle aged bear
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>>7593807
i got a webcam pic and a random pic but i unno. i think i should just leave it alone
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>>7593703
I've never had a monogamous relationship if that makes you feel better
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Whats the word for experiencing love without sexual attraction? Real love, like in love. Not love like you love your mother or family member.
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>>7595330
iirc there is a special snowflake sexuality name for that
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>>7595333
That is what i'm asking for. I have two straight friends that have fallen hard for each other. Tell each other they love each other and act all lovey dovey but experience no sexual attraction. Because they're "straight'. One of them grew up christian and can't accept himself and still says he's straight but this is a story I can't get into right now.
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>>7595348

It's called Asexual but that sounds like obviously closeted homosexuality.
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>>7595374
They've both been straight and have been attracted to women up until this point and still are, they're just in love romantically. The term I was looking for was "romantic attraction ". One of them is atheist and doesn't see any form of male attractive, but ready to accept his feelings for his special someone and thinks he may be attracted later on. The other is deeply closeted because he has been told being gay is wrong his whole life. I don't think he's ever going to accept himself seeing as he works for a church, his family is very religious and religion is a very big part of his life.
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>tfw another STD checkup today
Ah yes I love when the doctor shoves metal pins into my penis
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>Tfw have mastered the hands free, toy free orgasm

I'm impressed with myself, took less than a minute now

>hold yourself up by your arms (I did it sitting crosslegged on my bed) so you are slightly levitated
>feel the pressure on your prostate
>let it build until it overwhelms you and you cum like a submissive little faggot
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>>7596118
gross
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>>7596134
Begone unenlightened one
He who still uses his hands to touch his member
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yay I didn't have to put things in my peepee during the test
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>>7596315
I am happy for peepee
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>he calls himself a bear
Eugh!!!
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>>7596698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXB05k-EfRQ
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How do I rid of ingrown hair? There are tons of them next to the butthole and feels like small volcanos/seeds and you can extend them a bit if you pull. My butt is a forest but I dont think I have any hair next to the hole which is weird. Doesnt shaving just make it worse? Even I think it's digusting and I cant imagine how other people who notices thinks about it.

What do? I managed to tear one off and took a picture of it if it helps you. Literally looks like a hairy seed which leaked white stuff when I squeezed it.
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>>7596826
I don't know too.

Post the picture.

>>7595390
Romantic attraction made me gay. I HATE IT
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>tfw no ugly nerdy 4chan guys near my area

I HATE THIS CITY
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>>7596853
My first doctor who inspected my butt said genital warts.
The second said cysts. When I posted this pic on /adv/ they said ingrown hair. I dont know anymore.
First I thought it was some insect but it doesnt have any legs or anything, plus its kind of big for an insect (and weirdly shaped at that).
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>>7596927
looks like a mutant legless pubic louse
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>>7596927
That does not look like any ingrown hair i know.

Have you tried removing it?
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>>7596927
Your doc sucks, you can easily verify genital warts in a lab.
Go to a proper urologist, if they're warts there's a risk of you getting prostate cancer if untreated. My guess too would be cysts or hemorrhoids although the latter would've bled like a bitch afaik.
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>>7596894
>ugly nerdy 4chan guy
that resonated more than it should have

>>7596927
looks like one of those weird sticky seeds
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>>7596931
huh
>>7597012
they usually aren't removable but this one was for some reason (if this wasn't something else entirely). The others I can pull and twist but not remove without it hurting a lot. And butt has quite a few next to the opening and kind of in the "middleway" as well.
>>7597014
well they just commented on it while taking std tests in my butt, so it didn't get much attention and they said it wasn't harmful or conntagious.
I mean as I said it leaked white goo when I popped it so probably not hemmoroids. Dno what it could be, google isn't helping.
>>7597044
>weird sticky seeds
is that a thing?
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>>7597044
I spent last night reading some gay korean mango, so i have a craving for rough diamonds at the moment.
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>>7597049
the pear shaped ones that stick to your clothes

>>7597060
>I'm more of a rough lump of granite :/
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>>7596927
WTF IS THAT SHIT

See a doctor. In grown hairs usually look like hairs, that is something else entirely.
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>>7597072
Damn, you have a good memory. Did you read it yesterday too?
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>>7597089
but what
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>>7597090
I'm afraid you've lost me...

>>7596927
>based google image search says it's an invertebrate
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>>7597131
If i'm not imagining things the boy in my picture said that line.
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>>7590846
>>7590832
4chan gays are the worst gays

also no i'm not that guy, nor am i the op
shallow viciousness is a double-edged sword
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>>7597161
You don't seem that bad.
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>>7596927
Seriously, post a picture of your butt on /b/ pls
It'll be easier to tell if you have (or don't have) butt cancer.
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>>7597167
nah i'm pretty terrible
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>>7597170
I disagree, you defended OP. You're a noble guy inside in my opinion.
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>>7597185
ok thx ;;;;;)
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>>7597072

oh, fuck those things
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>>7597161
D e e p
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>>7597384
are you happy with yourself
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>>7597447
Very thx 4 Askin bb
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>>7594586
>i think mostgays are just naturally attracted to men in their prime, which is unfortunately in their mid to early teens

cool self serving rhetoric you got there, pedo apologist
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>>7597486
>>7594586
>>i think most gays are just naturally attracted to men in their prime, which is unfortunately in their mid to early teens

in my experience, most gays are looking for older stronger hairier more experienced "daddy" types. the young femme boys i know only get hit on by chasers and pedos.
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>>7597660
This.
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>>7597660
>most gays are looking for older stronger hairier more experienced "daddy" types
which makes them chasers too.
>>
>>7597152
dunno never seen it before, I was just being self deprecating

>>7597660
what if I just want a cute nerdy twink around my age?
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>>7597709
Nerdy Twinks only want to fuck other twins or buff people.

You'll have to settle for my ugly loser ass Delta.
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>>7597475
i doubt it
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>>7597709

>what if I just want a cute nerdy twink around my age?

is usually what i see as the dating norm in my area
People date people similar to them, they do the gay clone thing.
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>>7597702
except by definition chasers are chasing trannies.
unless you want to open it up to anyone who pursues anyone else for sex and then that is just dumb.
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>>7597791
well you're the one who equal femboys & trannies…
>>
>99% anonymous /gg/

i havnt been here in months and this is probably the best thing that could have happened
>>
>>7597791
Pretty sure only legbutt calls tranny chasers just chasers. Pretty sure most people think of chubby chaser when you say chaser.
>>
Anyone else here ever get bummed out because they never got to experience "young love"?
>>
>>7597844
Seems like maybe you should've hoped for something better if that's the best thing that could've happened to you.
>>
>>7597721
:3

>>7597844
I'm already too much of a faceless nobody irl
let me have this

>>7597874
every day ;_;
>>
>>7597893
Aren't you that guy that no one likes?
>>
>>7597814

from the outside femboys and trannies are almost indistinguishable - they look the same.
chasers can't tell which is which just by looking at them.
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>>7597904
You're damn right.
>>
>>7597874
that's how I became an mean bitter alcoholic desu
>>
>>7597966
Same here. Want to sit at the end of the bar and scowl at younger people?
>>
How do i know if a conversation is going well?

Every time i try to talk about something people are interested in the conversation just dies. I met a guy who likes videogames and we were talking about it and he told me to add him on PSN, but he never asked me for my face or number.
I want people to like me, i don't want to just fuck. Am i dreamer?
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>>7593684
Unless they plan to take Pence out as well then no
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>>7598129
...why not both
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>>7597874
But it isn't even worth it.
>>
I really want a boyfriend with long hair.
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>>7598137
You won't do it faggot
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>>7598345
Same it's why I'm dating myself in 2017.
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>>7598137
I don't get it
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>>7598290
Your greatest potential for physical attractiveness is as a late teenager and goes down from their. Skin,hair and energy level deteriorate with age.
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>>7598556
Nah, disagree, dont be like that with him. Im 26 and im way better than before, so, have faith dude, you can always imrpove.
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I don't get why all other young looking guys are ultra feminine. I'm just looking for a normal skinny guy. Tfw
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>>7598641
But are you physically better than you could have been? This is even more apparent with men that have male pattern baldness. While I can be better than I was then. Some aspects will never be as good as they could have been then.
>>
>>7598670
>ultra feminine.
I have met only 2 in my entire life. Where are you?
>>
>>7598711
Shitty delaware
>>
>>7598641
I can't even stand looking at picture of myself from 10 years ago (teenage years): I was kinda cute; I ain't anymore. I just feel disgust when I look at the mirror.
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>>7598671
Then stop judging yourself by youthful standards.

>>7598670
You look like a twitch streamer I know 2bh
>>
>Straight best friend that I love more than anything always comes to me with girl troubles that I can't solve
It makes me feel like a terrible friend and I wish I could tell these girls to fuck off but whatever.
>>
>>7598785
You'll grow out of it 2bh
>>
>>7598783
What standards can even be used?
How do you know when you are good enough.
>>
>>7598808
Whatever standards you desire.
When you feel you are, which should be never otherwise you grow complacent anyways.
>>
here's something I've always wondered
are gays repulsed by the idea of fucking a woman or just not interested?
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>>7598896
I let a girl suck my dick once when I was drunk and it was fine until she took out her vagina and started masturbating. The smell was a turnoff.
Also she fell in love with me and thought we were going to get married after that and then had a meltdown when I said I didn't want to hang out with her anymore.
Moral of this story: don't have sex with your fag hags.
>>
>>7598896
Personally I'm not interested. I feel like I can have a more emotional connection with a guy compared to a girl.
>>
>>7598896
Why have you always wondered such a useless thought?
>>
>>7598997
because I and I think most straight guys are very much repulsed by the idea of having sex with another man so it's only natural to wonder whether the corresponding feeling applies to homosex
>>
>>7597874
A little, but I'm also a gold star gay because I didn't
>>
Someone link that horror story of a picture, the Wiz butt one.

Please, thank-you, and God strike you down.
>>
>>7598896
personally find vaginas gross and I'm told they smell of fish?
>>
>>7599036
yes, it does
>>
>>7599141
Taste like fish and smell like sweaty socks
>>
>>7599169
ewwwwwwwww
>>
>>7599036
Most straight guys don't think that way. It's a thought bred into your mind by society. Much like most people here being repulsed by vagina because they assume if you're gay you must be so. "Eww icky vag!!".

Any sane being with some sense of maturity understands they are just body parts and having sex with the opposite/same sex is just an action. Homo/heterosexuality lies in the attraction and intimacy.
>>
>>7598896
Just not interested. The idea of fucking a woman is like thinking about tomato soup. I think the fags who say "omg faginas so grewwws xD" just want to flaunt their faggotry tbqh familia.
>>
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>>7599242
You've earned it.
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>>7599242
>having sex with the opposite/same sex is just an action
>le sexuality is just a choice meme

actually people don't choose to be grossed out by vaginas. it is pheremones or something.
>>
>>7599242
>Homo/heterosexuality lies in the attraction and intimacy
hence bisexuality make more sense :^)
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>>7599317
You're just a little bitch, how about that. I'm going to force your little lisping twink mouth to munch my pussy one of these days.
>>
>>7599317
>mathc thienthe

>>7599300
xoxo

>>7599332
i mean it does
but simultaneously women are annoying to be around for longer than 25 minutes

also how does gg feel abt this imagery
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>>7599472
It looks like a terribly unequal relationship but if that is what he wants who am I to judge. If I work to take care of my body and appearance then I expect the same from my partner.
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>>7599517
2bh i thought they were cousins at first but then i remember that not all cousins fuck by default
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>>7599472
>unopened bottles
>>
In need of assistance.
Thoughts on a 18 year old getting into a serious relationship with a 38 year old?
>>
>>7599701
Chances that it is an unbalanced relationship are very high.
Stick to those closer to your age.
>>
>>7599701
Disgusting.
>>
Okay hey I'm this anon again >>7596927

So I've known my butthole felt strange for quite some time now, but never got a good look at it because it's my butthole after all

So I got the bright idea to snap a picture of it.

I was chocked. What the fuck is up with my butthole? What are the white things that looks like egg? These are the unremovable "volcano" shaped bumps I can twist and pull that I was talking about earlier. And what about the bloaty purple plump, is that shit infected? Are there more white shit all over or am I just imagining things?

Do NOT click this unless nasty /b/-shit tier things doesn't bother you and or you intend to eat soon.
http://oi66.tinypic.com/w6qcdw.jpg
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>>7599803
Also no bully please I just want to know what it is.
>>
>>7599701
A sexual relationship? Sure go for it, enjoy.
A serious relationship? LMAO

>>7599803
I'm not even going to click that tinypic link after you just described it like some game of thrones warzone 2bh
>>
>>7599803
How about you go to a damn doctor.
>>
>>7599849
As I said in a previous post I've had not one, two, but several STD-doctors at two seperate appointments notice it when I did my regular STD checkups, and they both said it wasn't anything harmful or contagious. I don't know what to do at this point.
>>
>>7599803
Looks like a skin flap. It's just skin grown back in an odd way.
>>
>>7599864
So after the professional tells you that you are fine, you decided to ask strangers on the internet? I'll register you as a troll in the assumption that you are not just an idiot.
>>
>>7599864
Go to a real doctor.
>>
>>7599803
>bloaty purple plump
hemorroids

the rest is >>7599875
>>
>>7599803
>http://oi66.tinypic.com/w6qcdw.jpg
White is toilet paper
>>
>>7599875
>>7599883
>skin flap
that is white looks like a bunch of eggs?
>hemorroids
that could be true
>>7599876
Yes. Why? Because it's obviously not fine. It looks fucking disgusting AND it itches and is sore from time to time. Was probably too nasty for the doctors to care about.
>>7599886
Yeah I realize the other white stripes are paper
>>
>>7599905
The big purple thing is hemorroids. You're forcing your poop out too hard when you should relax and let it go~ on its own.

That white thing is a skin flap and is harmless. Could get one of those freeze things to freeze it off.
>>
>>7599918
Aight, thanks. Could it be that the flaps are from previous, but now healed hemorrhoid thing? I recall I've had it for a few years so it would make sense if that's the case.
>>
>>7599803

The purple thing definitely looks like a hemorrhoid, a steroid cream can help, it did for mine.
>>
>>7600201
Yeah my theory right now is that it's hemorrhoids + skin flaps from previous hemorrhoids, because I've had itches and small bumps in my bum for years and not dared to bother about it.
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How do I find a guy who turns my nose red?
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>>7600347
You probably live in a first world country, just go outside bitch.
Go to a bar or stop being autistic and try to find a bf here.
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>>7600359
damn u probably caused that cunt to kill himself
>>
>>7600367
No i didn't, i wasn't even mean.

Fucking hell i would date him in a heartbeat if i lived in his country, but i'm stuck in Donkey Kong Island.
>>
>>7600381
>Donkey Kong Island
gotland?
>>
>>7600381
maybe u two do live in the same country
speaking of countries
>tfw will never save a qt from brazil
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>>7600384
Gotland is first world dummy.
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>>7600397
ohhhhh hue hue
>>
>>7600347
that's a really nice webm
>saved in "mfwn bf" folder
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>>7600413
Thanks, I'm currently going through all my 2TB of gay porn to free up some space while saving the goodies.
>>
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>>7600393
I wish the brazilians that posted here were like him or you.

>tfw you will never be saved
>>
>>7600433
id just like to visit brazil for the men 2bh
i dont think i could stay in a country so systematically fucked up
portugal is the same, a little less chaotic tho
>>
>>7600454
Brazil is place that is simply not worth living in.

If i lived in another country i would only come here for the Beaches in the south.

>id just like to visit brazil for the men 2bh
Reject me more senpai.
>>
>>7600474
Yep
Plenty of underrated qts

>Reject me more senpai
i wont reject that dick tho
>>
Hey all!

I made a map if you wanna see how close / how far everyone is from each other.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2370504#
the password to add yourself is: englishmajor
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>>7600607
out of the thousands of zeemaps actually spread on gaygen, that has to be the least populated one desu
>>
>>7600619
I did just make it five minutes ago senpai
>>
>>7600626
sad desu
>>
>>7599701
No more than 25, jesus christ.
>>
>>7600702
Either they're a manchild or you're going to get flayed and turned into a carpet.

>18yo
>serious relationship
>with a 38yo even
>>
>>7599701
only for serious fucking
>>
>make grindr account
>receive a bajillion messages
>not interested in any of them
>but you're trying to be nice and respond to everyone
fuuuuuuck this.
>>
>>7601100
I just ignore everyone not interesting and block any uninteresting who messages me twice
>>
>>7601100

>trying to be nice

not even once
>>
>>7598481
lurk more
>>
ok going to sleep now if it has crashed when I wake up I'll kill something
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGuZjWiSO1k
>>
Haven't wanked in 3 days while waiting to get some weed and being delayed by the prude bf who doesn't like to smoke.
Been awake since 4am waiting for him to go to work in about 2 hours.
Hopefully nothing else comes up and I'll be able to watch porn, wank, and smoke all day.
>>
>>7601363
Didn't ask for your life story.
>>
>>7601410
Yeah me neither haha.
>>
>>7601343
this is stupid i want my 20 seconds back why did you post it
>>
>>7601363
hot story

pics
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>>7601701
Soon.
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>>7601725
why arent you fucking the bf

he doesnt let you wank either?
>>
>>7599803
Go to a dermatologist. The other doctors said it want a possible because /medically/ it isn't, but it IS causing you personal grief and a dermatologist specializes in removing weird looking shit from people's bodies.

Be honest, tell the derm that you have skin formations that are creepy, and even though your doctors have said they are harmless, they bother you and you want them gone.
>>
Any qt boy around Bielefeld?
>>
>>7591244
I dunno, I don't really want to push it any further and I'm more in love with him than I lust for him.

We are going camping soon and I think we have to share a one person sleeping bag.....
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>tfw you're a ex closet case overwhelmed with how happy being with a guy makes you feel
>>
>>7592324
You sound like a massive waste of time. I'd probably be over you the first time you pussied out. Can't be dealing with pathetic, meek men.
>>
>>7592608
Get a better hair cut, get better glasses, stop breathing through your mouth
>>
>>7600607
I put a thing...

>>7601188
honestly never heard of that one before
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>tfw cute guy messages you, calls you cute and gives you his number.
>tfw too scared to be rejected by cute guy.
>tfw falling a sleep looking at his picture.

I'm scared of what happened to that Italian on /int/ happens to me, where he went out to meet some cute girls but when he got there they didn't want anything with him and he left 2 minutes later to spend the night in a pub drinking.
>>
>>7592324
I get catfished a lot.
At least this means I'm pretty, r-right?
>>
>>7602517
Just text him. If you're worried they'll think you're ugly irl, you can send them a candid pic of you right now and if they don't care then they don't care.
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>>7602526
He already saw my face but he's an absolute angel anon. The world is against me, there's no way a beauty like him will ever be with me, he's in another level.

Your advice is the advice i would give, but for some reason i'm too much of a coward to do it!
>>
>>7602539
Take out your phone and text him. Do it now. Type "Hey, it's [name]." And push send.
>>
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>Tfw feel like alpha in the gym
>tfw get home, completely submissive to bf
>>
>>7602552
This.
>>7602553
Good boy.
>>
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>>7602552
Just did, sadly i'm using a fake name but i'll tell him my real name when he replies.
>>
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>>7602564
I enjoy being a goodboy
>>
>tfw you swipe right on a cute dude on tinder and you get a match
I DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN HELP
>>
>>7602569
Well anon, did he respond?
>>
Honestly ban the fags who are literally too afraid to message a qt
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>tfw no tall bf
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>>7602684
i'm afraid of him actually liking me back i have never gotten that far
>>
>>7602883
GROW THE FUCK UP GIRL
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What's the best lube for personal use? I've been using a water based one recently bc I doubt i'd like a melted lump of laffy taffy in my rectum, but also reapplying is annoying and my 8oz bottle of water based ran out in a month. Any suggestions?
Pic unrelated
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>>7602932
some water based ones are really thin, you just gotta look up some reviews on water based lubes to figure out which ones are actually thick enough that they don't need reapplying
wish i can give you some personal brand recommendations but it really does come down to preference
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>>7602824
>tfw tall bf
>>
What are your racial preferences for sex/dating? Is there a difference between the two?
>>
>>7603030
Nah. Anyone qt is fine.
>>
>>7603030
No dark skinned blacks, indians, muslims, or any gross stuff like that. Everything else is fine.
>>
So the cute asian guy who wanted to have a threesome, the bottom he "knows" is an old ass white guy. Fit, but old (grey beard). Shucks. I just can't do it :P Makes me uncomfortable to do it with someone so outside of my age range. Shoulda lied and just said I was a bottom the first time.
>>
>>7603030
No blacks plz thnx
>>
When a thread is deleted these days it is because the creator was banned right?

I was debating with the "gay is just a meme" guy. It ran late so i went to bed. When I woke up it was gone.

Did anyone else pay attention to that thread?
>>
>>7603089
I didn't see it but I think usually they are banned for like 3 days.
>>
>18
>want dom/sub relationship
>can't find a dom even close to my age
>most doms are well over my limit of 25

I just wanna be someones submissive plaything. Is that too much to ask? I hate being part of an overcrowded market. There are too many young submissive twinks and not enough young dominant guys
>>
>>7603108
do you mean like in the bedroom or some fetlife 24/7 shit. you'll never find the latter because young people do not have that kind of time. your best bet is to get a regular relationship and reveal to him the dynamic you want to have with him.
>>
>>7603122
already on fetlife. Unfortunately 90% of dudes there are creepy guys in their 50's that want to score some virgin boy butt. One guy messaged me saying he was going to fuck me until I bled :o

My ideal relationship would be that we're equals in day to day life, but I'm his bitch behind closed doors. I'm pansexual leaning gay so I'd even settle for something like that with a woman. I just want a companion for kinky and degrading sex.
>>
>>7593666
shave the neckbeard you goon
>>
>>7603138
>saying he was going to fuck me until I bled
that must be a sweet looking bp lets see it
>>
>>7603269
I also have an interest in crossdressing but I only have those socks.
>>
>>7603281
Personally I don't think my butt is that nice. I'm just not the feminine of a guy unfortunately.
>>
New thread here

>>7603293
>>7603293
>>7603293
>>7603293
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>>7602824
tfw want short bf but not that tall myself

>>7603030
>>7603037
this

>>7603281
blue board anon
>nice though
>>
>>7603370
My bad. I didn't know the color of the board mattered. Deleted the file
>>
>>7603108
Doms, like tops, are always in short supply.

Sometimes you have to settle.
>>
>>7603439
I'm not looking for a model or anything, I just want a dude close to my age, into kink, and in decent shape. What I always end up with are dudes in their 40's+, want to fuck me once, and they're all creepy and gross.
>>
>>7602883
I feel ya
>>
>>7603443
Might be better funding a cute top and trying to convince then to Dom.
>>
>>7603499
That's a good idea. Don't really know where to look though. Craigslist is more of a hookup thing and Fetlife isn't really designed for dating. Don't know how to meet cute boys.

As said in another post, I'm pan leaning toward gay so I just want a dom(me) to bring some rules/order into my life.
>>
>>7603509
Try grindr or tinder.
>>
>>7603521
Might have to. Not exactly what I wanted to do but I guess it couldn't hurt.
>>
>>7603522
>couldn't hurt.
Exactly. No one is forcing you to do anything.
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>>7603583
>tfw when consensual non-consent is one of my kinks
>>
new thread:

>>7603293
>>7603293
>>7603293
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