/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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>hulkina go shop for clothes in girl store first time today
>someone recognize hulkina
>"hey, you hulk? why you in girl store? why you not fighting crime?"
>hulkina no have guts to correct use of deadname
>"m-me just looking for something to smash"
>"haha you funny hulk"
it thing like this make hulkina think hulkina never pass

how do I style my hair? combing it or brusing ruins the curls

maeve!

will this thread be deleted?

>>7512598
she was busy kissing chara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWYnLyv3fz8

Red pill me on Lauren

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REDDENING OF THE EYES

>>7512598
snugg!
>>7512601
xD
>>7512602
good girl

>>7512604
hugg
>>7512605
snugg

>>7512600
no

>>7512600
yes, in about 20 mins

>>7512607
hi lauren
ily
how are you feeling today

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GIVE ME A GF(m) NOW

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>>7512604
Heh
Iktf

Requesting someone to post 146 images to expedite the creation of a new thread.

>>7512612
hi

i feel a little better

im not sure what's going to happen and im worried

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this is a good example of not being nice???

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>>7512617

>tfw insecure about your sexuality

im doing the transgender transformation

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>>7512617
Careful what you wish for.

>>7512623
you're a straight girl(male)

>>7512624
how gay

>>7512616
>my personality type keeps me safe, trust me on that
your MB type ain't gonna keep you safe when he does to you what kayla's bf did to her

let's just all agree to ignore that anon from now on

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>>7512623
hugg elann

>>7512623
You can accept being a tran but not gay?

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>>7512617
lets get started we can do it together!

>>7512627
what did they do?

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>>7512601
Something so innocent from a general point of view is so lewd from the perspective of /mtfg/...

>>7512623
lol queer

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>>7512623
what are you? a fag or something?

>>7512638
nim were you trying to be mean with this post >>7511680

>>7512635
>what did they do?
nothing...YET

i just don't trust their intentions, i think they're impure - a chaser feigning interest and pulling the whole nice guy shtick because he sees an opportunity

>>7512641
In some ways

>>7512626
THANK YOU

>>7512628
>>7512638
>>7512631
I'm
Not
Gay!

>>7512644
no i accidentally replied to someone

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>>7512591
>tfw I'll never be thicc, just fat

>>7512652
you're a gayfer bro

>>7512652
Just a little gay, maybe?

>>7512655
I can accept being a gay dude

>>7512656
No!

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m-m-m-maevey
beautiful maevey
you're the only g-g-g-girl that i adore
when the m-m-m-moon shines
over the cowshed
i'll be waiting at the k-k-k-kitchen door

>>7512624
im doing that it kinda blows but is fun sometimes and it makes boys like me more and i get to trick cis lesbians into sucking dick

>>7512654
tfw

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Convince me not to do it

>>7512661
are you the real sonic

>>7512624
it was kinda rude coming from him?? hes supposed to be my friend. idk who the other guy is?? he just decided his dumb opinion had to be heard?

i wish i lived somewhere where i felt safe and people weren't always yell at me

i always feel scared

>>7512554
Would you strangle me?
>>7512663
Eat all of it you butteh needs it

im worried the people I ask for help will side against me

>>7512663
that pizza looks like shit
you wouldn't have to convince me to throw it in the trash and get one that doesn't suck

>>7512665
ggoOTta gooOoo faaatzt

r u the real nim

>>7512658
>elanna is such a flaming faggot she can't even fathom liking girls

>>7512658
you're a gay girl!

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>tfw Ill never experience pic related ever again and am alone
I miss my ex, really really bad.

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>>7512659
.///.
>>7512663
looks like something from a pizza place i liked near my grandma's..
the only condition where i'd convince you not to do it is if you would give me the food instead :^)

>>7512618
sorry
what's wrong?
having trouble with your medical stuff?

>>7512620
gas the cis desu
>using facebook

>>7512667
>i wish i lived somewhere where i felt safe and people weren't always yell at me
move in with your aunt

>>7512647
don't worry about me, I'll be okay, my personality will protect me, let's just say I have some eccentric traits. Besides I can usually see right through people by watching body language, I have a natural distrust of other people, the threshold for me to trust someone is very high and easily lost. I suspect they might have autism too which explains a bit.

im a boy but i like being soft and pretty

>>7512658
You is not gay, you is not straight.

You are a lover, a lover of all. A lover of men, a lover of women, a lover of brothers, sisters, husbands, wives, mailmen, construction workers, policemen and all.

If they have a penis, you will be there. ;3

>you're cute in an alternative way
What did they mean by this
>>7512676
:c

>>7512670
>>7512672
>>7512677
it's papa johns senpai, a whole box of cheese sticks

>>7512683
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/femgen/

>>7512683
I like soft and pretty

>>7512672
i killed the real nim and now i live as her

>>7512676
well, maybe you shouldn't have fucked everything up, moap

if that was even a possibility in the first place

>>7512691
why would you do that to her

>>7512682
well, fair enough, you know yourself better than i do

hopefully if i keep meanposting, they'll eventually leave anyway

>>7512691
do you wear her skin?

>>7512693
because she was ugly and i hated her

>>7512673
YES

>>7512675
Nope

>>7512685
No, I like masc people with penises

>>7512676
You will find it again, it just takes time, and it's going to hurt a lot.

>>7512683
Get on the skittles, so that you can be a pretty and soft girl, and then find a cute boy and cuddle with him so that you two can be cute and soft together!

>>7512701
just admit it a lil

>>7512693
Lauren a good!

>>7512701
elanna will i have a gf

>>7512691
are you an animorph or just a doppelganger

>>7512698
yeah sometimes

>>7512695
I may seem soft but I'm like a turtle if you get what I mean

your that otp poster aren't you

>>7512702
Who are you?

>>7512687
wisconsin cheesesticks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkjaRbY2Avs

>>7512712
turtles are cute

>>7512711
you've earned my respect
for what little its worth

>>7512702
that's exactly what I'm doing!
still looking for a boy though

>>7512709
im two little people in a waistcoat

>>7512709
I didn't know you were Sonic until you posted your pic! Yay.

>>7512676
whats this

>>7512717
im gonna put the skin on right now just for you

>>7512689
So should Red go there too?

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>>7512712
>your that otp poster aren't you
maybe, maybe not

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Femanons, what's the largest dick you'd be comfortable with being 'in' you? (length and girth)

>>7512716
turtle are cute, I wanted one but it's too cold

Kaylee punched my nose but I didn't get a bloody nose D:

>>7512735
red you shouldn't stay with someone who punches you

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>>7512591
>tfw you have invisibly tiny boobs
fucking triggered

>>7512735
tell her to punch you harder and repeatedly

>>7512730
why though? snicks likes boys

>>7512727
post feet

>>7512735
get out the knuckle dusters

>>7512731
Most trannies couldn't handle anything larger than an earth-shattering 6" penis. The only reason they'd want anything larger than that is for bragging rights (telling their galpals about how long their boyfriend's shlong is)

>>7512683
Me too
I like being pretty and feeling little

laying out pills for the week.

>>7512731
The biggest one i've had was 9 inches and it hurt so much. It was like an infant holding an infant nerf football.

Never again. I guess 5 inches is more than good enough for me.

>>7512735
Mh maybe you became immune to it :/
>>7512670

>>7512723
this has been my tripcode for idk like a year
I don't come here often anymore

>>7512722
ok
are you a hive mind of the two, or just speaking on behalf of both

>>7512749
degen

>>7512735
I don't like these jokes, they make me sad

>>7512757
i didn't know squeak when fucking hard like that

>>7512742
evangerdoodle has been my OTP for some time now, i suppose i just don't have it in me to let go so easily

also, i can trust snickerdoodle not to be mean to you, unlike creepy chaser anons with ulterior motives

>>7512755
I know, that's why it's so awesome. :3

false alarm
i'm less depressed and now i'm attracted to pain again
life is good

>heat up food
>start eating it
>feel like puking
H E L P I'vE BEEN POISONEd

>>7512731
I've taken a pretty huge boy dick and it felt good but hurt
just needed prep time with toys

like 8" and rly thick

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>>7512686
</3

>>7512692
I always fuck things up, Im a fool and can't appreciate what I already have until its gone. I guess there were problems in the relationship on his side too, the biggest of which was he wouldn't pay for me when we went out. I guess the biggest problem on my end was I didnt put out enough.

>>7512701
I can't even browse NGE fanpages without thinking about it, I was hanging out at his house yesterday and he asked if I still planned to get a dog- I confided in him that I can't even handle the attention a cat demands and could never really handle taking caring of a dog, and that no matter how much I romanticize motherhood I could probably never be a competent mother.

>>7512725
That's Shinji and Asuka cuddling.
My ex was like an irl Shinji, so it make me think about him and thinking about him makes me lonely and sad.

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who else /deadendjobnoeducation/ here?

>>7512701
>Masc ppl with penises.
Down Lannü
Bad Lannü

>>7512762
she's my friend, I ask her about stuff when I'm anxious about appointments or something
>ulterior motives
like what do you think they could do? I'm waiting till marriage. there is nothing to get out of me, it's not like I have money. Only someone very committed would be able to successfully make me love them, my eccentric personality would make most not want to go through that.

>>7512778
is that some negan with lucille?

>putting things in your stink pussy
>2017

>>7512596
I'm sorry hulkina ;-;

>>7512591
good edition anon

>>7512766
Pain is good

>>7512755
no im their interpreter they're filipino

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Ladies, is 8"L and 5.8"G too big? Talking dick size here. I'm too small for vaginas.

>>7512778
I wish
I'm neet

hoping I can scrounge every last morsel of confidence I have and land an interview soon

>>7512749
Your story made me sad, squeak. :(

Do you have time to tell me one about the craziest new year's eve party og the 80's in New York?

>>7512775
asuka? is that the ep where theyre dressed alike and they have to sync? im p much shinji but a little less pathetic. i havent finished it yet no spoilers pls

>>7512786
I keep thinking your name says Renée and then I get disappointed

>>7512778
what about no job no education

Is it OK to be a boy?

I mean I don't want to stop hormones, or cut my hair. I just want to be more androgynous

>>7512797
stay in school

>>7512778
Oh it's me
But my job is escorting that doesn't rly count as a job
But it's a dead end so w/e

>>7512775
>I guess there were problems in the relationship on his side too, the biggest of which was he wouldn't pay for me when we went out.
really, that was the biggest problem?

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>>7512798
just b urself

>>7512773
Sonic I'm sorry I don't talk to you but Kaylee told me to block you and Kaylee is always right
I think you're very pretty and I liked kissing you

>>7512806
LMAO

>>7512798
dress however you want. use make up according to what you like that day. nothings solid.

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Possibly good news: I don't think my bro noticed any of the weird pills on my desk.

>>7512798

Be who you are meant to be. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>7512796
You're a dumb mean girl and you shouldn't say bad things about me or Kaylee

>>7512788
>Ladies, is 8"L and 5.8"G too big?
Are these fucking coordinates to your dick or what the fuck is that even supposed to mean, no1 here speaks longitude latitude bruh does anyone here look like a sailor.

>>7512780
>like what do you think they could do?
make you think they truly care, worm their way into your circle of friends, ingratiate themselves with light flirting and shared hobbies, express romantic interest in you, make you feel all special and wanted, convince you to meet up, and then give you the old rumpy-pumpy-hump-and-dumpy at the end of it all.

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>>7512814
L = LENGTH, G = GIRTH

NOW YOU'VE REALLY GOT MY ANXIETY GOING

>>7512797
>>7512778
Education, but no job here.

All we need is someone with a job AND an education to complete the circuit.

>>7512813
Don't be silly I'm just bullying you, it's fun and you deserve it right? :3

>>7512798
do you mean less feminine than you are now?
or more

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>>7512813
Qt
Is dumb the only curse word you know?

>>7512800
i've only done a couple weeks of high school
it wasn't too hard or anything, i got straight A's the previous year
but i really wanted to die so it was hard to find a reason to go to school

>>7512788
thats a good size, probably too big for some

>>7512780
You're pretty :3

>>7512804
Because everyone else is already taken?

>>7512810
Yeah. I just left my job so I have a lot more freedom and don't know what to do with it. I like dressing Andro and love makeup. But it's pretty much what I did before.

>>7512812
I don't know who that is

>>7512823
More fem

>>7512731
I can take 8 inches from my ex bf

>>7512798
dress however you want. use make up according to what you like that day, suck whoevers dick you want

>>7512825
so what's your plan?

>>7512820
Lel im just messing with you for making stupid abbreviations rather than just typing it out. I just enjoy being an ass dont worry about it.
Ps, I'm sure an 8 inch dick is pretty good.

>>7512833
die

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Making pasta

>>7512822
I like being bullied by you

>>7512817
they live 10 thousand miles away
> give you the old
I'm saving myself for marriage to prevent such things and I probably wouldn't even kiss someone for months irl, not leaving the united states either, the amount of effort involved to get to that is not something a person looking just for that would do, the cost to benefit ratio for someone like that does not add up.

>>7512839
wow that was a pretty quick turnaround

should I get my ears pierced one at a time so I look like less of a fag?

>>7512836
Transform into worlds first human/hamster hybrid and find cute boys to cuddle who will pet you and make your ears twitch!

>>7512842
>ten thousand miles away
that is literally the distance between the earth and the sun

>>7512846
that would be really nice
i think having a boyfriend would give me more reason to live
especially if he tried to set me on the right path in life

>>7512849
the earth is around 22k around, the sun is like 8 million miles I think

>>7512842
>the amount of effort involved to get to that is not something a person looking just for that would do, the cost to benefit ratio for someone like that does not add up.
that would be a very valid argument-closer were it not for the fact that people do dumb, irrational things when they like other people

as long as you're confident though, i trust you

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>>7512845
What about your lipstick and eyeliner?

>>7512854
yeah 22k meters
that's not even a thousand miles

>>7512858
I'm still faaar too deep in the closet to be doing that in public

>>7512663
I did it, I want to die

>>7512832
Good advice.

>>7512845
If you get your ears pierced in the wrong order, you'll look like more of a fag.

>>7512855
I'm the kind of person to take all possible precautions when dealing with anything, I always want fail-safes in place just in case

>>7512862
Fags do it too don't be so shy
Don't you want to lick them dicks?

>>7512845
and only look somewhat faggy twice?
just get it done on one go, itll probably be cheaper anyway

>>7512849
literally? It's way more

>>7512865
I've heard this before
which ear is the 'wrong' ear?

>>7512827
what do you think of all that?

>tfw ur just missing the context on why he tackled and choked ur mom and it all makes sense in context :^))) and u didn't even see it even though you were right there xd

>>7512878
do you ever fantasize about hurting him

>>7512881
yes and it both me a lot

>>7512859
are you sure?

>>7512853
You'll more than likely have a boyfriend sooner than later.

You're a really cute girl and super nice. A couple more months on hrt and you'll probably have boys falling all over you; and yes, having a significant other to build goals with will more than likely push into a more desirable level of well being, of which, I am confident you will achieve.

>>7512883
bothers*

>>7512878
You've a abusive father?

How's my voice? :33

https://clyp.it/4mfzqs3t

>>7512887
no im just making it up and have a vivid imagination and need to see what its like in the real world

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>>7512880
who's that?

>>7512845
do it yourself
you only need a needle, antiseptic and a stud

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:q

>>7512874
It's just the way you are, you're pretty and I like that.

>>7512842
Planes exist, the flights really aren't that bad.

>>7512880
what's wrong with his arms?

>>7512890
I'm a lil bit retarded when I'm drunk and ask stupid questions. Don't take that personal blis.
That's rly fucked up how did he react to the gender topic?

>>7512828

No one knows who they are. Just follow your feelings.

>>7512845

Only fags have one earring. Gosh.

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what can i say

>>7512892
Owen

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>>7512888
>sass sounds just as annoying irl as she does on mtfg

>>7512896
you've never seen a picture of me though, I don't want to get used you know, be better if you explained motive and intentions

>tfw you had being an a ovo lacto pescetarian as one of your new years resolutions, but you come across a discounted christmas ham that could feed you for a month.

I mean ham is a very flexible meat, i could make endless variations on it and not become tired of it. I'm actually making a spinach tomato ham pasta for dinner!

Welp. February will be the time to stop eating mammals for me.

>tfw he explains there's a context in which you tackle your wife in front of your little sister

>"you look like you would forcefully use a strap-on on some poor dude"
L-lewd
Also they keep thinking I'm a girl reee
>>7512878
wtf that all sounds horrible ):
Hugg

>>7512888
are you putting the valley girls thing on?

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>>7512908
??
who?

>>7512905
nothing, people arguing on facebook are obnoxious

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>>7512793
Nawh it's just fanart of them together by an Asuka x Shinji shipper. I used to be an Asuka/Shinji shipper.
Shinji isn't pathetic, he's just misunderstood.
NGE is the best, remember to watch End of Evangelion because thats the real way ep25 and 26 were supposed to go.

>>7512803
I mean, on my end yes. I was actually really happy in the relationship, at least until the end where he kept picking fights with me. I guess the other big issue is he wasn't aggressive enough during sex, I want a man who's rough and dominant in bed. He absolutely refused, and always wanted me to be the active sexual partner. Thinking about it kinda pisses me off, he never made any compromises in the bedroom for me at all, and he had the ignorance to complain I wouldn't fuck him enough.

>>7512845
Get a belly button piercing, and a tramp stamp.
I'm gonna get my tramp stamp soon, I've been holding off for over a year now but Ive been thinking about it for more than long enough to be certain I won't regret the tattoo later.

I mean, my only last fear is that if I tattoo a mark of Slaanesh on my ass then I think Ill get thrown into the pit of fire for having been marked by satan during the end times.

>acne scars
send help

>>7512917
Some delusional hon who thinks his shoulders are his only thing keeping him from passing
Aka
Mr. Taylor

>>7512914
Hugg
And I (>>7512901) don't believe it's made up or something. I meant that like he's fucked up not you.

Jesus Christ this OP is triggering

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>>7512905
>who cares i look better than your girlfriend lol

I kek'd

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SPECIAL K
>cis girl body proportions
I DO NOT

>>7512927
It is
Just accept that you'll never be a woman
Only thing we can reach is something between both
Two gender elitists go kys

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>>7512923
uhhhh okkk
why are you telling me all this?

>>7512921
>Get a belly button piercing, and a tramp stamp.
and an industrial

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reposting from last thread because I want people to bully me about how ugly I am and how I was hotter as a boy

>>7512905
delete your facebook
it will all make sense soon

>>7512933
Lol I would honestly rather kill myself

>>7512888
You're pitch needs to be a bit tad higher with better muscle control, as it sounds somewhat off, but otherwise pretty good, with a good basis for future improvement.

Pero tambien tu accento, no es tan fuerte para esconder tu vos original, tienes que hacerlo un poco mas fuerte oh suave.

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>>7512922
laser
but it ain't cheap

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>>7512905
"Hey bro about that, when you look at your wife what do you look at to forget about her butterface?"

>>7512939
Eh?
Explain

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is liking girl dick gay?

(serious)

>>7512943
I'm a girl, not "something in between"

>>7512937
but you look good especially considering you had a wacky hormone regimen

>>7512937
you look like a girl bro wtf

>>7512945
Liking girl dick is gay whether you're a boy or girl

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>>7512937
You're pretty hot though. I think there's broad consensus on that across the thread, so you probably won't find a lot of bullying here. I'll try though.

>choker
DICK-SUCKING FAGGOT

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>>7512945

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>>7512935
He is a Dark Lad

>>7512937
oh hey i remember seeing that overcoat and messy hair pic in passgen loads of times
you look a lot better now

>>7512792
It makes me sad too. It's pieced together from multiple memories. I remember talking with grandpa about the feelings I felt with the guy in the story. Grandpa was a faith healer before he met grandma. I haven't remembered any new years party memories. At least nothing interesting comes up that I can identify as a wild new years party. I don't think I spent any before 83/84 in NYC. That year was a private party at my place. 84/85 I can't remember.

Booked a doctor's appointment for tmrw to say I'm trans. Its been on my calendar for months. Tfw anxiety hitting me so hard ik i won't go tmrw. How do I stop being a fucking idiot before I waste away in a pit of self hatred. I'm so close to killing myself and yet i can't bring myself to just talk to a fucking doctor. Argh fucking FUCK

>>7512888
I see you're back fake Sass. >:(

>>7512910
:( I had a cold.

>>7512965
>tfw wasting away in a pit of self medding

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>>7512953
>>7512955
wtf im gay now

seriously though how can it be gay if its attached to a woman?

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am i cute

>>7512937
hey olive

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Shit, I forgot to go to target.
I'll go tomorrow after classes.

>>7512956
I can't tell whether you're being deliberately cryptic or just shit at communicating, but I don't get it.

>>7512949
Sure you are honey

>>7512965
Just go. Visiting a gender therapist for the first time was the most stressful thing ever. But it was the greatest decision I made. I was about to kms too, I was saying away in self loathing too

>>7512964
blep
>>7512954
>dick sucking faggot
I thought chokers were a sign of tonnes of anal sex

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>>7512965
What are you afraid of?
What's the worst that can happen?
Prepare for that and then the anxiety will lessen.
Nobody is going to force you to do anything you don't want to do. Are they?
Relax.
It's going to be okay.

>>7512954
im a dick sucking faggot

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>tfw want validation even though i shouldnt need it

>>7512984
b~but you're a lesbian

>>7512990
*validates u*

>>7512993
only girl dick

>>7512977

>>7512964
no more

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qld govt policy is still that you require srs to get your marker changed on the birth certificate

>>7513000
ok

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>>7512990

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gm
how are you
everything ok

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>>7513001
>tfw might be able to get away with only doing orchi but in the same position

>>7512981
>I thought chokers were a sign of tonnes of anal sex
Nah, you got it wrong

A choker is a sign that you have a blackbelt in dick sucking (I can tell it's true from your lips anyway)

>>7512998
Whatever you are doing
Stop it

>>7512997
oh okie
good Lauren :3

>>7512912
Pretty is more than just looks, it'd personality even.
You're just super sweet and I want to get to know you more, who knows where anything leads too.

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>>7512998
... ok?
you seem to be assembling a timeline of sorts for this person.

im sorry for all my bad posts

>tfw young, dumb and full of cum

dont dox people u butts

>>7513003
buddi lauren

>>7513017
you are a good poster

>>7512998
but the shoulders though

smiles lives in heaven because she's an angel

>>7513019
hugg

>>7513027
i can b ur angle or ur devil

>>7513016

>>7513017
you a good!

>>7513017
I forgive you

>>7513015
>You're just super sweet and I want to get to know you more, who knows where anything leads too.
i've already warned evangeline about your unwholesome intentions for her

she is for snickerdoodle, not for you

>>7513018
well, you certainly got the first two parts right

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>>7513019
it's kinda creepy if I'm honest. Is stalking illegal?

>>7513017
I'm shidbosdin all the time

>>7513015
do you dissolve the bodies in plastic barrels?

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hugg

>>7513042
Hey, I'm not young

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How do I tell a girl I like her without revealing my autism?

>>7513043
>if I'm honest

When are you honest?
Everything is passing but your shoulders right?

>>7513035
mods

>>7513053
give her a bowl of eggs

>>7513053
fill her bowels with eggs

>>7512981
olive

>>7513053
throw a bowl of eggs at her house

Some people stay far away from the door
If there’s a chance of it opening up
They hear a voice in the hall outside
And hope that it just passes by

Some people live with the fear of a touch
And the anger of having been a fool
They will not listen to anyone
So nobody tells them a lie

I know you’re only protecting yourself
I know you’re thinking of somebody else
Someone who hurt you
But I’m not above
Making up for the love
You’ve been denying you could ever feel
I’m not above doing anything
To restore your faith if I can
Some people see through the eyes of the old
Before they ever get look at the young
I’m only willing to hear you cry
Because I am an innocent man
Oh yes I am

Some people say they will never believe
Another promise they hear in the dark
Because they only remember too well
They heard somebody tell them before
Some people sleep all alone every night
Instead of taking a lover to bed
Some people find that’s it’s easier to hate
Than to wait anymore
I know you don’t want to hear what I say
I know you’re gonna keep turning away
But I’ve been there and if I can survive
I can keep you alive
I’m not above going through it again
I’m not above being cool for a while
If you’re cruel to me I’ll understand

Some people run from a possible fight
Some people figure they can never win
And although this is a fight I can lose
The accused is an innocent man
Oh yes I am
An innocent man

You know you only hurt yourself out of spite
I guess you’d rather be a martyr tonight
That’s your decision
But I’m not below
Anybody I know
If there’s a chance of resurrecting a love
I’m not above going back to the start
To find out where the heartache began

Some people hope for a miracle cure
Some people just accept the world as it is
But I’m not willing to lay down and die
Because I am an innocent man

I am an innocent man
Oh yes I am
An innocent man

I love that song.

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>>7513054
Leave me alone.

>>7513056
>>7513059
What meme are you referring to and is it fucking?

>>7513055
Mods should ban you for being underaged

>>7513053

This suave gentleman can show you all you need to know m8.

https://youtu.be/dO9dwDKUMU8

>>7513065
you could've just linked the song mi amigo

>>7513065
those poor cis men are society's bane
the purseless chasers can't remain
the only solution to sugar denial
is to sacrifice chasers up to belial

this earth was made for female feet
for those born cis, and those discreet
a bridge unworthy to be walked
must be rebuilt, lest you're land-locked

there's things to do, /mtfg/
there's walls to build, round you and me
we've chaser scum lurking about
they're fruitless males we'll thrive without

>>7513015
you need to be less vague

>>7513067
>>7512880

>>7513071
This board is an exception for that imo
Peeps should get all the support available no matter what age

>>7513056
>>7513059
>>7513064
kek i love this meme

>>7513069
GIVE BOWL OF EGGS

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>>7513008
getting a job in australia requires showing your birth certificate for right to work laws.

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I should just kill myself

>>7513080
Idgi enlighten me blis
>>7513082
No one should
Except hitler

>>7513082
no

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>>7513069

My testicles have recently begun singing what I can only describe as spirituals in an attempt to stop me from taking my hormones.

What am I supposed to do? They're making me feel really bad about killing them.

>>7512945
depends desu
if you're a guy and you like gt it's not gay unless you take the gt
but if you're a girl it is gay unless you are the one taking the gt in which case it is straight

>>7513083
u r just too much of a newb my good friend.

<3

>>7513079
In your opinion
I didn't make the rules

>>7513087
slice them off
flush them down the toilet

>>7513082
what is wrong?

>>7513065
She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child
But she's always a woman to me

She can lead you to love
She can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But she'll never believe
And she'll take what you give her as long as it's free
Yeah, she steals like a thief
But she's always a woman to me

She will promise you more
Than the Garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you
And laugh while you're bleedin'
But she'll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she's always a woman to me

[Chorus:]
Oh, she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh, and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind

She is frequently kind
And she's suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
She's nobody's fool
But she can't be convicted
She's earned her degree
And the most she will do
Is throw shadows at you
But she's always a woman to me

>>7513084
hey olive

>>7513082
no, you're too cute to die and a genuinely nice person

also, you're one half of my OTP

>>7513086
dont tell the noob our secret memes anon

>>7513087
or maybe its hormones? uuuuuuuh. this is what hrt does you dummy.

>>7513086
Lawl I chuckled

trans girls come and trans girls go
trans girls' hearts are always broke
and deep down every trans girl knows
that broken things are worthless
someone tell me who, who could ever love a trans girl?
someone tell me who, who could ever love those girls?

cis girls come and cis girls go
cis girls' hearts are made of gold
but deep down every cis girl knows
that golden things are worthless
someone tell me who, who could ever love a cis girl?
someone tell me who, who could ever love those girls?

weekends come and weekends go
trans girls just stay at home
and if there's one thing they all know
some nights you just feel worthless
someone tell me who, who's gonna love those trans girls?
someone tell me who, who could ever really love those girls?

>>7513085
quit fucking stalking me

>>7513065
>>7513097
She keeps Moët et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake,' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Kruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline

Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?

To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined

Perfume came naturally from Paris
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild..
She's all out to get you

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
You wanna try...

>>7513102
Don't be so elitest I lurk the bunker for this stuff I try to improve ;_;

Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so, black

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes (me so horny)
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen her dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (hell yeah)
Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
Shake that healthy butt
Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)

>>7513112
;_;

pls b my gf

>>7512663
Oh that looks like somun (a type of bread). For a moment I was excited that there was another Bosnian mtf here but then crushing disappointment as usual.

>>7513108
i'm not stalking you owen

>>7513102
memes are like love, they were made to be shared

>>7513116
Only if you tell me your sekrit memes

>>7513119
my love is only available to be bought by the hour

>>7513114
>>7513109
>>7513107
>>7513097
Is this original or is from somewhere? Cause if this has music to accompany it I'd like to listen to it.

>>7513117
whats it like being mtf in the balkans?

>>7513119
NO

my secret memes clubs ONLY

hey olive

>>7513116
anons are not supposed to flirt with each other. Chase a trip or be chased by one