/mtfg/ Transgirl General

im going to be ok i think

im going to deal with things in the morning

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Dakooter is cute and I want to cuddle her.

>>7508766
hopefully you wont wake up by then
all you do is shit up the threads
useless fat piece of shit

>>7508773
im sorry

>>7508760
Who even has a t-shirt printed with names like dickgirl let alone tries to sell them.

(((female)))
>>7508766
make sure you do deal with things, you don't wanna get scared like that again

>>7508769
These memeing cults of personality are pure cancer. I don't know how any of you can face yourselves in the morning.

>>7508776
They're print on demand. It's unlikely that a physical t-shirt with those things exists irl.

hi beep
hi maeve
hi isla

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>tfw no rich hubby

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>>7508781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA

>>7508783
I'm assuming that Kiwi actually does walk around with I<3Dickgirls t-shirts like some kind of memesperger.

why are epilators so goddamn painful like fuck

>>7508785
You don't date men, you only date trans girls and /pol/ conspiracy cucklets. Neither of which have much hope being rich.

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>>7508791
PROFESSOR ANON
WHEREEVER YOU ARE
ANON IS BEING MEAN TO ME AGAIN
PUT HER IN DETENTION

>>7508784
hi
what are you up toooo

>>7508795
Grace your anons can't even win your online battles for you. How do you expect them to take care of anything else?

>>7508785
This must be one of them shitposts cause the guy you threw away was sitting on over 13 grand.

>>7508802
is that supposed to be a lot?

>>7508802
>13 grand
>rich

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>>7508800
Your first mistake is thinking that you matter.

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>>7508785
>tfw rich and no gf

>>7508802
>$13k
>Rich
That's now how rich works

>>7508798
playing overwatch with bad players >_<
wbu

>>7508809
$_$

>13k
>RICH

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>>7508802
Honestly
I should talk to him again
At the very least resume being his friend
He hadn't even cashed those checks, you know
He just had all his paychecks sitting in a pile
I wanted him to at least deposit them in a savings account to secure the money
>>7508800
You're silly.

>>7508808
Oh no you like Grace and you're not very smart, what ever shall I do. Maybe I should just stop telling the truth at all since it's so mean.

>>7508815
>He hadn't even cashed those checks, you know
>He just had all his paychecks sitting in a pile
wtf ahaha

RICH

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>>7508820
I didn't get it either
like
secure the fucking money before something happens to it dude

>>7508785

You want to work with trans people too?

My dream is to open a shelter for transgender youth. Take in kids kicked out by their parents, give them treatment and teach them life skills.

Of course I'd also work with parents who want help with their kids or have questions about gender

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>>7508818
Let me at least sit down before you start projecting so I dont get in the shot.

>>7508811
oh i don't like playing with bad players
problem is i'm also a bad player
>wbu
i was trying to sleep but then dysphoria for no reason

>>7508815
What if they were fake and he didn't even have that 13k.

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i wish i could just
put on clothes and know i look like a girl
i wish i didnt have to worry every moment i might not pass
i just
want the comfort of at least looking like my gender
idc about pretty
just like
girl
>>7508828
He wouldn't have known because he didnt cash 'em yet
>>7508826
Ooooh, feisty

>>7508827

Well not no reason.

You're busy during the day and don't notice

>>7508826
Nah let me just move on over there while you keep memeing alone over here.

>>7508833
that's definitely it desu
i wasn't really thinking about it today
then the surprise attack

>TFW no one is impressed by your dream.

I just want to help people

>>7508832
If they were fake he would have known you would have been the dupe.

>>7508815
Or better yet resume what you two had going before you allowed Kari, Charlotte and whoever the fuck else pull your strings and force you and him apart.
I just talked to him after 4 days of silence and he's a god damn mess again, you know damn well what he just went through and you can't just tell him the shit you told him only to change your mind cause your shitty manipulative friend doesn't like him.

>>7508827
that happened to me last night
it was really sucky
i normally play healer because i play ~diamond tier with a healer but only ~plat tier with all other characters unfortunately so i have to focus on healing and ic ant carry as a healer
wew
its just lame

>>7508795

Sorry, was in the shower. What's the problem? (also, I'm not a professor YET. I'm finishing up my master's.)

>>7508815
>>7508823

Checks go void after 180 days. One shouldn't sit on them.

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god i want to go to bed but i have to wait for this coconut oil to soak into my boobs

>>7508847
thats us
birdy is australian

>>7508845
>I just talked to him after 4 days of silence and he's a god damn mess again, you know damn well what he just went through and you can't just tell him the shit you told him only to change your mind cause your shitty manipulative friend doesn't like him.
This is a very manipulative thing to say.

>>7508834
I dont think its worth my time to bant with someone who labels everything a meme.

>>7508825
That's a really earnest and admirable dream, and hopefully goal to be had.

I really wish the trans community was in a better place, both financially and in personal matters, so that we could have centers of the sort to better the lives of current and future trans individuals.

>>7508846
Of course you play healer you slut

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>>7508841

I've been thinking about it a lot, but I started 2mg E and that seems to be helping I feel much better today

>>7508845
Exes, her exes. She gets around a lot, this guy who we'll pretend is not you is just one in a long string of posters she's dated.

>>7508846
u r a heal slut i see

My new years resolution is to kill myself before 2018, hope I actually manage to do it this year.

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>>7508845
Don't worry about him, I'm doing my thing. He's gonna be alright.
I appreciate you, not-gf, I like that you look out for him so much. Though, I'd appreciate it if you left me alone from here on out. I know how to handle things.
>>7508847
>What's the problem?
Anon is being mean!
What are you gonna teach?
>Checks go void after 180 days. One shouldn't sit on them.
Ouch, that's a lot of lost money.

>>7508849

Ah, so then it's 15 months. Still not a good idea to sit on them.

>>7508849
>birdy is australian
No he's not lol

>>7508860
i wish i wasnt
>>7508856
i wish i didnt
>>7508868
i feel lied to
not by you but someone else
>>7508866
yeah
nevermind

>>7508864
well that's also a lot of time for your life to get better
there's still hope for that yeah?

>>7508865
It's not that much money. It's about 3 to 6 months on a regular job.

>>7508825
>>7508842
That's a really nice dream that could have some real impact on people's lives. You should follow it through.
Do you have any training as a counsellor/advisor? That'd be a good place to start.

>>7508872
I've been hoping for that for 20 years now I'm pretty done with false hope.

>>7508848
whats the purpose of that

>>7508865
Apparently not or you wouldn't have tossed him aside after Kari found out 'cause she wants you to believe the same evil bullshit she believes about him.

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>>7508823
>secure the fucking money before something happens to it dude
did you find your money in your room?
I hope it turns up somewhere :/

>>7508847
>One shouldn't sit on them.
it's more than that. You should make your money immediately accessible in case something happens. Liquify, liquify, liquify.

>>7508874

Actually I'm studying nursing.

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>>7508864
Don't kill yourself, you'll make it.

One day when you're cuddling in a boys arms (or girl) you'll think back to your current train of thought and wonder how the current you could've even existed.

I believe in you, we all do!

>>7508825
You should go to school for something like pedagogy if you want to do that. I know a lot of people that work in youth houses and that's what they studied.

sup boiis

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>playing casual matches at a smash tourney
>dude walks up to the TV we're at
>he starts talking and I turn to look at him
>"yo there are two dudes here who I mistake for girls from behind."
>sees me
>"you're one of them"

Fug. Pic unrelated

>>7508882
Seems like you're on the right track then. Good luck with it all.

>>7508882
How's that going? I remember you've been at it for some years now.

Getting dumped sucks

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>>7508878
Things will be okay from here on out. Relax and have some faith in me, okay? I got him back to normal once already. Lemme do things my way or I'm gonna end up hostile against you. I don't want anyone trying to push me around or manipulate me, pro nor anti birdy.
>>7508880
Still no sign of it :/

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>>7508878
>evil bullshit
put your fucking trip on lol
nobody's falling for this shit

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I made a new friend at the store she was a mommy with purple hair and talked to me about food for like 5 mins I love her now

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>>7508900
His best friend posts here when stuff happens relating to him. She was here doing damage control during the Claire stuff and relating things to Birdy.

what does a 10/10 tranny look like?

>>7508899
You shouldn't try to fix people. That's called an abusive relationship, with this amount of manipulating you should cut contact.

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Just got back from hanging out with my friend, was p nice
>asked if I came out to my mom yet
>we played Mario Kart and Mario Party for a few hours
>shooting the shit and just seeing how each of our lives have been
>she asks me if she could touch my boob
>proceeded to grope my bobs and poke my nips
>felt slightly weird bc I used to have a crush on her
>gave me shopping advice for grill stuff
>said she wished she could paint my nails bc "they'd look so pretty with a nice pastel color"
I feel so happy rn
And she said she's surprised my mom hasn't noticed that I look girlier. Why does everyone keep saying that reeeee
All in all 10/10 fun night
And my shirt shipped and should be waiting for me when I get back to Atlanta.

>>7508897
For every negative there's a positive!

You're now legally female, soon fulltime, eventually have srs, and after all that will find a man who will truly love you for you.

First boyfriend breakups are always bad, and I'd be lying if I said you'll get over it anytime soon, but do know someone better will most certainly come along. :3

>>7508899
>I don't want anyone trying to push me around or manipulate me, pro nor anti birdy.
That's already happened, hence you're no longer spending entire nights in voice with him. Like it's funny, before Kari knew about you two you were able to see him as he is without her manipulative influence and from what I heard you two were happy and hopeful til she got involved.

>>7508905
Like a girl.

:o

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>>7508906
It's not quite like that, anon. I enjoy talking to people and helping them out.
>>7508910
Okay now is the time to stop.

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>>7508909
But i miss him ;_;

>>7508917
Dang those feets

>>7508916
Your hobby consistently shits up the thread on a regular basis. Maybe you should clean it up and put it down.

>>7508892
>>7508896

I'm a CNA working assisted living. I wanted to get my drivers license before applying to school so I'll probably start in summer semester. I have a bunch of prerequisites anyway so I want to talk to a counselor anyway hence wanting to drive.

I need to take that test but there is snow everywhere...but I need to get to the next town over for therapy...do I need it though...

>>7508917
What kind of fairy-ass chaser has pink sheets and butterflies on his wall?

Hopes this works

>>7508907
thought you were talking about poking your nips and stuff, hehe

>>7508897
>>7508917
what happened??

>>7508880

Eh... you shouldn't keep all of your money in liquid assets. It's a good idea to invest. That said, it is never useful to keep one's money as just checks.

>>7508928
Kayla kidnapped a boy and drugged him

>>7508923
As long as you do end up doing it, it'll be fine.
Just don't perpetually put if off forever.

>>7508902
interesting

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>>7508899
fuck.
>whoever this person is
you should be able to date people at face value, not with the intention of changing them to your whim. It won't end well for either party. If you want to help them change, be their friend. Don't let sex get mixed up with it.

>>7508931
eh
I suppose
I kinda meant to liquify what you don't need to keep and won't get any benefit from leaving around as a solid asset.

>>7508904
p shit desu

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>>7508917
And you always will, forever and ever.
The pain in your heart will be there till the day you die, the loss of ones first love is a pain like no other.

But what matters is who will be the person to come along and put a bandage on your wound, who will look in your eyes and tell you its going to be okay, who will be the man who will one day ask you to be his wife.

I know the present is painful, but acknowledge that the future has an enormous amount waiting for you.

You're cute girl, and you'll only get better and better, don't let one simple guy bring you down.

>>7508933
so kayla is the chaser?

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>>7508938
Did I say I was gonna date him again or just talk to him?

>>7508931
>>7508938
Most trips would be bad at investing, they're terrible with money. Savings account is their best bet or a mutual fund if you really want to invest but can't be assed.

>>7508938
You say this yet you and Kari went behind his back and fed Grace a load of shit and forced her away from him before they ever got serious or truly dated for that matter, god forbid Grace be happy with someone you have a personal problem with.

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>>7508948
you didn't say anything to me.
you said you were planning to hook up with a boy, and avoided me when I asked what he was like
you did the same thing when I asked about what turned out to be birdy before
I'm just giving you some advice

>>7508953
i use a local credit union

>>7508942
We prefer the term the defendant.

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>>7508956
wait what
im not hooking up with anyone right now PROFESSOR WHERE ARE YOU YOU SOUND ATTRACTIVE
but yeah like
i dont remember that
and im being open about what im doing here rn

>>7508957
good job anon we're all proud of you

>>7508956
Stop bullying Grace you hag.

>>7508957
That's fine most can't manage to save $100 a month rather than buy useless shit.

>>7508938
>>7508948
>>7508956
>>7508963
jesus christ, quit bickering

vocal surgery?

>>7508971
haan

>>7508970
>tfw had over one hundred dollars to put toward my next order of hormones
>spent a bunch of it on other drugs
i'll just keep buying them in smaller amounts i guess, it's so stressful though

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going to bed

>>7508963
ahhhhh ok

hehhh I'll trust you to be open in the future.

>>7508978
nini
>>7508973
it seems cool

:D

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>>7508978
Of course dear, sleep tight!
>tfw she isn't in my bed with me rn

>>7508983
FUCK YOU

>>7508926
Lel nah, she was doing it to me. Then she'd grab her own and kinda comment on how similar or different they felt. Plus she recommended me places to buy bras because I'm super clueless about stuff like shopping.
It was such a different experience, but I felt like a girl around her. I've never really felt it around anyone yet. But I was crying happy in the car on the way back.

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I'm actually sad professorboy isn't here anymore, I wanted to learn what he's gonna teach

>>7508991
I'm a professor in dicknology baby.

>>7508986
D:

>>7508991
Grace ain't nobody a professor up in here besides you don't listen or learn.

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>>7508997
There's ways to get me to do both of those!

>>7508996
YO YO YO IM ANON AND IM HERE TO SAY

THAT ELANNA THAT BITCHTRIP IS REALLY GAY

HOE MAKIN IT HARD FOR HER FOLKS TO CALL HER HER DAUGHTER

I WISH I SAW 'ER IN REAL LIFE SO I COULD SOCK HER

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This esophagus business sure is doing a number on my weight
i've gotten so skinny
I want my round face back. ; <
even sticking my tongue out doesn't compensate anymore </3

>>7509009
I want to bring you home to my parents and jerk you off under the table

Race mix with me slut

>>7509009

What's going on?

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>>7508889
hey ui
>>7508971
ur a fag lul

>>7508999
I'm not really into that I don't think we would be a good match.

>>7509016
could i give you some fries maybe just for fun

>>7509013

Nope.png

>>7509014

with my esophagus?
it's just real tiny, been dealing with it for like two months now, can't really eat properly

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>>7509017

haha circe what if you use a DICK to dialate your esophagus hahahah

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>>7509019
maybe

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>>7509003
YO ANON, CUT THAT SHIT YA TRICK
BITCHES GONNA GET SWALLOWED BY MY INVERTED DICK

>>7509024
i put salt on them for you just for fun

My girlfriend bit my breast really hard last week and I slapped her on the back really hard then broke down crying.

She's always bitten me, she says she loves it, it's the only thing she says she likes doing to my body


And now she doesn't want to do it or touch me because she feels bad

>>7509026
i dont like salty things other than cheese

>>7509025
you realize "real quick" would've been better than "ya trick" right senpaitachi

you quack son

>>7509028
yeah but just a little

>>7509023

It's like less than 2.5mm in diameter, i dunno, do you wanna try

>>7509020

Oh God, I've had something like that pretty much all my life. I get food stuck in there all the time.

>>7509021

I know that sub feel.

>>7509031
i like unsalted fries
always order unsalted from in n out or five guys since they are also made fresh most of the time

>>7509032
are you getting some surgery to fix it soon?

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>>7509029
I'm too white I'm sorry

>>7509037
okay ill make you a new batch no salt

just for fun

>>7509040
fool

>>7509021
I'm sure you'll find someone else to entertain you.

>>7509041
i dont understand you anon

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>>7509037
>i like unsalted fries

arent those just long potatoes

>>7509042
Do you want to put a little black in me?

>>7509049
racemixing is wrong sorry

>>7509046
i just wanna have fun

>>7509035

Yeah, mines like dysfunctionally small rn, tho.
Sometimes i choke liquid back and swallowing in painful 100% of the time

>>7509039

on the 12th, hopefully, although i'm scrambling for the means to afford it, atm
been fund raising for like a month straight,
and it seems like imma need to do it straight into the operation room. ; <

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>>7509045
Some day I'll find myself a history professor bf

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>>7509016

Yes, hello.
Goodnight

>>7509048
they are fries without extra salt added
hello
>>7509052
still dont know who you are

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>>7509056
what the FUCK UI

>>7509050
Don't worry I'm a boy

>>7509057
im just an anon that likes to do things just for fun

>>7509060
stop wtf

>>7509059
oh ok

what do i do

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>>7509058
I gotta work in like 8 hourssssss

>>7509040
You're not too white, you're just the right shade of Canadian syrup to truly lay some beats down.

Dazzle us with your musicality oh great Pimp Bannana!

>>7509066
haha yeah i agree

this is fun!

>>7509068
what the actual FUCK dude

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is it placebo if you feel better like a week after starting HRT

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>>7509071
?

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>>7509067
Stick ur weewee in my butt until I start howling

>>7509069
The pimp o the north don't answer to nobody

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>tfw you dont get anough sleep

FUCK

>>7509071
swear words arent fun

>>7509075
are you a wolf wtf

>>7509079
Semprini

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>>7509077
>tfw you sleep 14 hours per day

>>7509074
man

>feel sick from lack of sleep
>need to eat to take pills
>motivation to start running already gone

FUCK

>>7509080
I tricked you I'm actually a coyotekin

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>>7509084

I mean I could stay and post and sacrifice sleeps but I just fixed pc and have a new HDD and haven't moved my files so I have no images to psot except porn.

I guess i can post it though. Not like the mods can do anything to me anyway

>>7509055
You probably wont, history is a dead end degree. It's one of the worst performing and least applicable to society. If they get a professorship they're probably over 50 and someone either died or retired.

>>7509054

Woah so wait are you on nectar thick liquids then?

>>7509089
id fuck a coyote

>>7509090
MAN

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>>7509095
w-wut

>>7509092

P much.
As long as i drink slow.
I'm living off of, like..
Chocolate milk with pb powder mixed in
Goopy egg yolks
Egg drop soup
and popsicles

>>7509093
You already are

>>7509097
wtf

>>7509098
howl for me

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>>7509100
Awoooo~

>>7509096
man

>>7509101
good girl, you like taking orders

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>>7509097

That is actually really interesting. I've been wanting to try thickened liquids but all the thickener we have here is only for the one resident.

>>7509072

Please answer this I have never been more confident and energetic.

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>>7509108

>>7509104
You seem surprised

>>7509108
how many years
and ur still a shitposter
man

>>7509072
>>7509109
Yes by definition it's placebo.

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>>7509113
WHAT the FUCK MAN

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>>7509108
BorkborkBorkBorkBORKBorkborkBorkBorkBORKBorkborkBorkBorkBORKBorkborkBorkBorkBORKBorkborkBorkBorkBORKBorkborkBorkBorkBORKBorkborkBorkBorkBORKBorkborkBorkBorkBORKBorkborkBorkBorkBORKBorkborkBorkBorkBORKBorkborkBorkBorkBORKBorkborkBorkBorkBORKBorkborkBorkBorkBORKBorkborkBorkBorkBORKBorkborkBorkBorkBORK

whaddup girlz

>>7509111
it just feels nice ordering a sub around

>>7509113
Blue Board

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>>7509122
This is me giving a rats ass

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>tfw not truetrans
>feeling like a woman half the time
>suddenly feel like a man again

make it stop!

>>7509109
>>7509072

that was my experience too

ui my guy
how have you been

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>>7509131
p/good. I have jury duty in a few days

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>>7509116
>>7509108
THE BORKING STOPS NOW

>>7509128

genderfluid?

>>7509121
How appropriate it feels really nice being ordered around~

>>7509128
Seems like you care more about /mtfg/ validation than living your life.

>>7509133
fucking lame honestly
wonder how long it will be till i get my first summon

I'm a little turned on right now...

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>>7509139
I know people who are 35+ who havent been called in.

I'm excited for it desu

>>7509142
hopefully its not a lame ass boring case honestly

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>>7509143
still get to decide some poor fools fate, and my company pays me my actual wage for it.

>>7509141
me too thanks

>>7509145
those feet are as bad as mine
also
that sounds pretty fucking cool
but if he commits a crime then i dont see how its a poor fool

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does this tranny turn you on?

>>7509141
>right now
>not all the time

It's ok to live in a sexless relationship where the person often doesn't sleep with you right?

>>7509149
no

>>7509135
fluid is transtrender meme
I want to be a woman and have dysphoria, but these mental changes makes me question all I do

>>7509137
Iv nowhere else to vent
and not tripping

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>>7509153
what does then? damnit why am I still awake

>>7509080
>are you a wolf wtf
this post made me miss raifu :(

>>7509155
Honestly, speaking as Isla, I have grown to really like thicc things.
Dunno why.
ALSO ui because ur a fag lul

TRANSITIONING KINDA SUCKS CAN I SKIP A FEW MONTHS PLS?

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>>7509157
tru desu senpai

>tfw can't be banned
>tfw i messaged them to ban me

>>7509156
Detransitioned

>>7509154

Honestly no one is 100% male or female so just go with what feels comfortable and right.

I remember the first time I thought "I'm a girl" and not I'd like to be one. It was like I had been carrying a weight in my chest and it was suddenly gone.

>>7509161
why cant you be banned
you know what
nvm
but yeah thicc thighs are just
heaven to me

>>7509158
Ha ha tranny hazing ritual!

>>7509163
but that's fucking wrong

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>tfw everyone hates you

>>7509165
W-what did she mean by this?

>>7509169
Why do they hate you?

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>>7509169
it just feels that way

do daily mindfulness meditation, it will make you a lot more aware of things that are just a product of your brain

>next 5 episodes of SU got leaked
THIS NIGHT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
>>7509138
:p
>>7509169
I like you anon ;~;

>>7509162
thats a lie

>>7509170
Every tranny runs the gauntlet

>>7509179
can i see a pic of u? Ive missed so many unsees but kinda want to :3

>>7508891
sorry anon

>>7509185
GOODNIGHT UI YOu FAGGOT

>>7509169
I dont hate you kit <3
http://www.strawpoll.me/12018696

>>7509182
oh yeah that makes sense
i suppose this sentiment would be common

>>7509188
http://www.strawpoll.me/12018702

>>7509195
you have nice veins

>>7509188
<3

>>7509194
:(

lmao ui

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>>7509194

http://www.strawpoll.me/12018713

>>7509195
lol hi maddie

>>7509193
Yeah, although the worst is over after the first year of full-time imo

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motherfucker

re zero is utter trash and honestly the worst anime ever made, goodnight

>>7509212
youre the faggot here

>>7509215
I never claimed that I wasn't.

>>7509183
S-sure
unsee.
cc/gezodipu/

>>7509217
lauren?

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>>7509216
biggest fag here and you arent even a tranny

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>tell grandmother about pilot guy and how we've been dating off and on for 2 1/2 years
>tell her how i constantly distance myself from him and stop talking to him
>how each time i do this he texts me all of the time and always wants to see me
>tell her how i really like him and how perfect he is etc
>"you have to let yourself be vulnerable to someone if you want a relationship you know"
>"you can't just be afraid of it not working out. it doesn't sound like he would even ever hurt you"
>well he hasn't, we've never even really had an argument honestly
>"then what are you scared of?"
>mfw

>>7509219
We do look similar, that was the first thing I noticed when I saw her pic

>>7509214
It is but you can't expect much from thread posters.

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>>7509221
>mfw I realize that I hurt myself intentionally and keep doing it for some reason

>>7509207
no matter what hrt does to me i can only go full time from october :(

1 year full time is like 2 years from now PFFF

>>7509217
uwu why did i think you were black lol???

>>7509226
same
i feel it

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>>7509220
If I pretend to be one can I be straight and or fit in?

>>7509221
Does he have any pilot friends?

>>7509221
ever since you broke up with your long term bf a few years ago you've been weird with men
as soon as they get close you break it off

>>7509230
no
last time that happened the person got molested (probably yet not likely)

>>7509228
Lol I dunno. I live in a city that's pretty black tho and Shakira kept taking about wanting to come to the US one day and visit me and hit the trans bars here.

>>7509226
>>7509229

rip
maybe it's just part of the trans condition desu

>>7509231

prob but i think they're married. everyone is usually married when you're in your mid 30s :c

>>7509232

ya i know lol. i told her that too!!!!!!!!!!! at first it was cause i wasn't over him but i'm definitely not still in love with him. so...............
i'm gonna really try to let myself be happy and keep seeing the pilot guy and NOT distance myself anymore.
we always go on a few dates and then i just stop responding to his texts and he messages me for weeks/months until i cave again. ;_; IT'S DUMB

>>7509236
If you don't move fast you'll be left on the shelf.

>>7509236
you're lucky that guy even talks to you anymore. any other person would have stopped trying ages ago.

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>>7509236
the worst part is its part of the reason why you are still camming, have you got money for the future saved? have you started looking into moving into botany?

I dont want to see you here in 5 years still jerking it on cam, I want you to go get what you really want in life.

>>7509240

.__.

>>7509242

.__________________________.
I MEAN THESE ARE BOTH TRUE STATEMENTS LOL
i honestly have no idea why he still talks to me. he bought us tickets to see joyce manor in philadelphia months back and i was like
"oh he's not gonna wanna be in a relationship with me why am i doing this?? this is bad he has issues with committment etc"
so i just .... stopped talking to him and didn't even go to the concert...........even tho he was treating me great at the time
i just get scared idk. i need to fucking stop

>>7509243

i have monies saved but not enough for FFS + college + moving + any other stuff i want like tattoos or whatever
I'M GONNA GET IT ALL DONE THIS YEAR THO I SWEAR !!

>>7509248
save the tatts for next year

>>7509251

._________________________.

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how do i into cute

>>7509253
edie my mom says a sleeve tattoo is too manly and i shouldnt get one

>>7509248
your not only treating yourself like shit but also that guy. have you thought about how he must feel when you constantly let him down like that. that is really really cruel. you need to make the decision now to either commit to him (or at least try it out) or to make it clear there's nothing going to happen. not only for your sake but for that poor guys sake. i feel really sorry for him.

>>7509254

well for me it was hormones and lotsa makeup. and hair stylin. and clothes.

>>7509256

as a man who wants sleeves i can tell u that ur mother is a wonderful woman and she's right
but you can be a girl and have some masculine aspects about you. you don't have to be exclusively feminine do you?

>>7509257

IN MY DEFENSE HE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE THE IDEA OF MONOGAMY AND STUFF SO I FIGURED WE WOULD NEVER BE TOGETHER
but at the same time he seems open to an open relationship and i could prob be ok with that....and i know that he really likes me.......
and he's told me he loves me before in convos we've had.....and i'm the only girl he's dated this long even if off and on............
.........so ya it is pretty cruel......... i just don't wanna get hurt again. if he asked me to be his gf i would do it in a heartbeat. but i just get scared that i'll just be wasting my time or something...

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>>7509262
how do i style my hair

>>7509262
>IN MY DEFENSE HE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE THE IDEA OF MONOGAMY AND STUFF SO I FIGURED WE WOULD NEVER BE TOGETHER
good girl, none of that poly cuck shit

>>7509253
do it, it will mean you will be able to do everything
save money throughout this year at college camming part time and that will leave tatt money for next year as well as money to keep studying.
eventually you will be so busy with study that you will end your addiction to camming

>>7509262
>as a man
stop that

>>7509262
mayb i should wait till im further into transition to see if its smart

i have a 6h appointment on the 26th to start on my full sleeve but i think ill cancel it

>>7509267

well, what kind of styles do you like?
lotsa trannus look better with bangs cause it can minimize the length of the face.
but you can do curls or waves and accomplish that without bangs. depends on what style you want and what you are working with.

>>7509268

ya see that's kind of what i was trynna avoid. but at the same time everyone here knows i'm a giant flirt too and like i'm a camgirl SO
if we were open would that be so bad???? idk

>>7509270

i guess so ;_; i mean i would rather just go to school anyways. it'd be so nice to have a reason to leave my house every day.
and learning stuff all the time would be really great. i could just feel normal.

>>7509273

well i mean it's a really big committment so if you think you need the time to decide it's better to be safe than sorry for sure imo

nth for polyamory is literally consensual cheating and only one step away from cuckoldry

>>7509282

i kinda feel like that but at the same time like isn't that kinda immature and judgmental?
like people have sexual needs and if you have a baseline relationship built on love and emotional committment and trust...
...then isn't having sex with others just accepting your need for sexual exploration while maintaining your loving relationship that truly makes you happy?
anddddd being overly jealous and seeing it as a betrayal kind of implies ownership of your partner which i mean you never own them right..

if it's consensual then it ain't cheating innit

>>7509287
How old are you these days?

You must be around 25 by now.

>>7509289

dis

>>7509290

ye i turned 25 in june

>>7509290
>You must be around 25 by now.
she is, which is why I said
>I dont want to see you here in 5 years still jerking it on cam

>>7509293

I don't even jersey on cam I just fail.

>>7509287
trying to rationalise this isn't how it works. either you FEEL fine with it or you don't.

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Hi /mtfg/ <3

>>7509299

i'm really trying to be ok with it tho ;____; if i had a qt great guy and he wanted an open relationship and he made me rly happy i would wanna be ok with it

>>7509311

hi anonymous

>>7509311
hey moapy

>>7509311
Hai Moapie!

>>7509312
Get married.

>>7509143
Civil cases sound better than federal. I was a federal grand juror and the cases were mainly fraud, child molestation rings, endangered species, and sometimes corruption cases.

>>7509325
I forgot to mention they put me to sleep half the time since the attorneys drone on and on.

test

>>7509323

b-but why

>>7509325
>>7509326
those sound... interesting
the child molestatoin ones at least
scary.

metal detector didn't go off.
phew ;-;
i saw a girl cry when she had to be searched

Hello hons
How are your miserable lives doing?

>>7509330
the agents had to describe evidence to us in graphic in those cases and it made me near puke.

>>7509334
Living the good hon life thank you

>>7509337
fucking gross honestly

>>7509142
>tfw never been called in for Jury Duty
I'd really like to as well

>that feel when nobody to hold you down and pound you in your tight little pink bp

;___;

>>7508941
That is so beautiful

>>7508928
He said i wad too clingy and emotional

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUbcdTSRf1Y

where were you when this happened

>>7509346

I was called in. And then I made sure not to be selected by the lawyers by reminding them of my knowledge of Jury Nullification. First person they sent home.