Inner peace edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Discord: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY
before: >>7498663 →
hugg
>>7500313
>male to female general general
I need to get a brush and stuff
>tfw going to bed sad again
tfw no new year's kiss
>>7500316
Obviously it's male to fake girl general
Sorry for deleting the thread guys.
I, uh, yeah, there isn't getting out of that one.
>>7500322
kissu
Belts
>>7500322
*kissu*
all i want 4 christmas is uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
first for missing my beefy handsome bf's cock right now.
>>7500322
i believe i may be able to help you with that
Anyone wanna talk on Skype? I'm bored and lonely
How long is three years in transitioning terms?
wish i was grace
New purse added to the collection
>>7500315
Hugg Lauren
>shows stomach for attention
>0 replies
is grace the new faye?
Pic related, /mtfg/. It's you.
>>7500340
hugg nessa
>>7500335
are you cute in looks and/or personality?
this is very important
>>7500344
>it's a decent amount of time
So how can I reconcile having wasted it in a depressed state?
It's just another three years on top of the fifteen or so already wasted years.
>>7500342
I don't wear colorful makeup or have facial hair tho
>>7500346
I don't know. That's pretty subjective. But if you're a chaser I haven't transitioned yet, so sorry, anon.
>>7500349
by getting started now rather than feeling even worse down the line
im really sad and lonely and scared and I don't have any idea how to get better
>>7500352
>But if you're a chaser I haven't transitioned yet
damn, maybe in 6 months' time then
if you're lonely, you should probably join the discord though, they usually don't even let chasers in there
>>7500329
belli
>>7500356
does discord work on a chromebook?
Important:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12008288
http://www.strawpoll.me/12008288
http://www.strawpoll.me/12008288
http://www.strawpoll.me/12008288
>>7500361
belli
>>7500353
That's the thing. I don't think I will feel worse down the line. If I don't start by the end of the year there won't be a down the line.
It's just hard to start a race knowing from the outset that you are going to be close to last.
>>7500362
yeah, the browser app works fine.
>>7500363
no why would i sex a girl?
>>7500362
>does discord work on a chromebook?
i have absolutely no idea, but i don't see why not
try it and find out
>>7500363
5. don't know rachel at all in either personality or appearance
>>7500363
Yes! But I want mre than sex tho.
>>7500363
there should be a general or something for mentally ill trannies
i agree with you, I'd rather be mentally healthy than cis
>>7500355
join a gym and become a cardio bunny
>>7500373
>there should be a general or something for mentally ill trannies
/mtfg/
Happy New Years Mtfg
If I could I'd hug you all
My roommate is unstable and threw Kaylee's water bottle at me and my hot water machine into the trash
He's a foot shorter than me but I'm scared of him
Love y'all
>>7500372
way to make me blush, sass
>>7500377
hi red
>>7500377
what did you do to piss him off? are you still living in Denton or wherever in Texas?
>>7500378
Awww :3. You're smart and cute. What's your mental illness?
>>7500377
why did he do all that?
did you do something to him first?
>>7500391
hugg
>>7500386
>trans
So trump put a ban on mandatory trans health coverage?
Source?
>>7500391
well time for you to move again
>>7500399
he's not even president yet
>>7500386
Bipolar type one
Atypical Depression
Borderline Personality Disorder
Social Anxiety Disorder
>>7500399
Trump isn't in office yet, he dindu nuffin
>>7500377
ANGLE RATING:
.
.
.
.
DECENT
>tfw riddled with mental illness
>tfw you aren't gonna get it formally diagnosed
therefore, i'm completely legally normal :3
well, until i get forced to get diagnosed, but that won't happen for a while yet
>>7500404
Throw me a fucking bone, I did this straight on, no tongue out
>>7500367
so if i understand your post correctly you're 18? you're still mad early..
the winners of a race don't necessarily have the best race cars, they also had the right strategy
you've got makeup, fashion, voice, mannerisms.. whatever you can do
you have ample time to progress a lot this year, if that's your ultimatum
>>7500355
hugg Lauren
ilu
>>7500403
dindus muffins! trump a good Booy
Tfw I keep getting ma'amed
>>7500377
Hello
thanks for the hug sentiment
>>7500407
I'm past 18 now by a reasonable margin.
I didn't count the first four or so years because they aren't particularly different regardless who you are.
>>7500355
You could stop doxing people for fun maybe than people will like you.
>>7500416
driving people to suicide should also be a key point
you are all important
everybody loves a hero
everybody loves you
>>7500407
hi maeve
>>7500401
hi lauren
>>7500404
hi boislut
>>7500406
hi girlslut
>>7500403
hi dogslut
Working with a hangover is helllll
>>7500416
lol hush alex
>>7500341
I dunno lets check
Belt me
>>7500418
Hi olive? Whats up
>>7500417
Tfw drake won't make me commit suicide
>>7500329
is that lint in your belly button
gross
>>7500418
Hello olive :)
>>7500406
>>7500418
>sad
>going to bed at almost 11am
>nobody noticed
i'm not really loved
>>7500421
Which do youwant senpai
>>7500423
lauren please stop doxxing people, it's mean
>>7500432
please stop doing this
>>7500423
ignore the anons
they're dumb
>>7500423
lauren
can you dox yourself into being my gf?
>>7500431
The metal one with the rings
I've been pretty bad
>>7500436
this
always do the opposite of what anons say
>>7500418
W-wow rude
I am a normal slut too ;_;
>>7500436
hugg
Makeup tips anyone
Also tips for telling my mom I'm a faggot?
Reminder that rawr doxed ufufu
>>7500440
I'll continue my sadpost tirade later.
>>7500418
buddi olive
>>7500423
dont make me feel bad pls
>>7500425
im gonna cyberbully u so hard bby
by tomorrow youre gonna have a tumblr
>>7500420
hey quid someone wanted to see my nips
>>7500418
olive is my best friend
>>7500424
I'm making a cheesy frittata with chorizo and spinach. It's gonna be so dense, every single bite is gonna have so many things going on.
>>7500421
how do I stop being jealous of you
>>7500419
tell me about it
last new years I had off and had to work the next day
I dropped like five glasses in a single night and they sent me home.
>>7500447
>shadows
that's still gross
clean the shadows out of your belly button grace
i bet they make it smell and all
omg
>>7500441
you are a good anon!
you should stick around, i like you
>>7500444
Hugg Lauren
you're a nice person and i like Lauren alot!
>>7500446
>Reminder that rawr doxed ufufu
merely rumours
>>7500448
noooo i wanna see some invigorated posting
>>7500455
i like you too
>>7500451
No why would I be upset with you?
>>7500446
reminder that elanna is second best in her household
>>7500445
my parents just kept asking me if i was gay
I still havent told them in a tranny/AGP memelord
>>7500463
i don't know
im sorry
hugg elann
>>7500453
Yeee i meant with ur gf situation :p
I want to go sleep but I dont wanna sleep alone so ive to stay awake ree
>>7500464
I know but my partner sets a pretty high bar
>>7500466
hugg
>>7500460
>she posts boobs
Welp bars been raised
>>7500460
you have a cute smooth tummy
>>7500460
sexii sertii
>>7500342
Yep that's me, the detail is astounding
>>7500460
R E P O R T E D
>>7500450
Ok
Hasn't everyone seen them by now tho
>>7500445
learn the art of subtlety. watch lots of youtube tutorials. eyeliner before mascara. make sure to let everything breath. buy makeup cleaner. you don't need every single fucking thing these youtube whores use, just the essentials. don't spend 150 dollars on a "facial wash skin smoother" or "louis vuitton eyeshadow" or some bullshit. Base. Powder for setting. Eyeliner, mascara. Lip gloss. Is it nice to have liners for your lips and eyebrows? hell yea. is it necessary? no.
Contouring is good but not really essential if you're looking to just do the "everyday plain makeup" look. It's more for going OUT out. I'm also of the opinion that contouring is bad for trannies sorta. If you do contour, remember: subtlety is the motherfucking key. Like, Fuck dude. Can't stress enough. Don't make your contour too bold.
yea idk. I'm not even close to the best to ask on makeup. i use it to have a casual, plain look. Maybe ask edie if you wanna go OUT out.
>>7500470
poke lan in the side
>>7500460
rubb tumm
Hey sup. Late happy new year.
Did any of you do anything for new year's?
>>7500482
vin (very important nim)
>>7500477
omg hey shy! :D
>>7500460
>gloomy gets to fugg this every day
life's not fair
>>7500450
Sounds hot to baby
>>7500412
Isn't that good tho?
>>7500483
rubb
>>7500469
would you get the ftm surgery when and if you detransition?
>>7500480
i wish i had a nice tummy, i have manly abs :(
>>7500459
I'm tired, and we've done this same thing before though.
>i make a vague sadpost for attention
>it's like 60:40 fiction to truth ratio
>maeve or another niceposter falls for the bait
>ends up trying to cheer me up
>i end up breaking character because of the cheering up
We've literally done this twice in the past few threads alone.
I'm feeling better.
Yes it worked.
I'll like, uh message you or something.
>>7500453
>I'm making a cheesy frittata with chorizo and spinach.
That sounds amazing! I made one a couple days ago with sausage, bacon, onion and mushroom. Okay for a first try I guess. Yours sounds better.
>>7500485
vvil (very very important lauri)
nim is my friend
>>7500470
>my partner sets a pretty high bar
you are only just worthy of their attention imo
i don't even think mere mortals like us can see the bar from down here
>>7500487
Hiya nim it's been a while :P How are you?
>when she says your tits look like implants
>>7500454
Okedoke im shining a flashlight on it rn no shadows
>>7500500
rlly
>>7500460
I feel it
I probably need to get a corset for waist training or something because these hips are nothing
>>7500451
Lauren is pure and chaste
>>7500450
if you say so buckaroonie
let's
meet up
>>7500449
bodhinim
>>7500468
oh right
I dunno
we're just kinda going with the flow for now
moving closer to independence, then I think I can safely break it off with no hard feelings.
>>7500503
boop boob
>>7500477
Been on any dates with cute girls recently?
>>7500507
rly
>>7500502
yeah it has!
how's life? did you have a good New Years?
im a couple months on hormones now and im just waiting things out to see what changes this stuff does for me
>>7500505
no! i have gross muscle!
i look like weird boything
>>7500506
i bet it already feels cleaner
>>7500508
that's an olive tum
>>7500508
hey
nice tum
wanna muscle gf
>>7500512
rlyrly
>>7500418
I'm a good dumb slut!!!
I'm Reddy 2lube
>>7500429
Please bully me
i made hte worst post ever desu
>>7500479
i think zheanna is new
that might be the case of why she hasnt seen my milk duds
>>7500525
i thought we were besties now
what happened
>>7500508
>let's meet up
that's spooky
what if you rape me
>>7500508
do you not like me?
>>7500492
why would I detransition anon?
but no, that surgery is just bad.
>>7500530
then do it
nice tum tho where to cop
>>7500531
no, literally muscle, its gross
you have a perfect tummy
lewd mewd
>>7500544
true, i havent started yet, idk how to tell them
>>7500546
lewd mewd for bewbs
i saw THE prettiest girl at the store today
holy fuck
>>7500539
so you can be anon's bf duh
>>7500556
was it a mirror?
>>7500552
sorry
thanks
>>7500558
I dont need a dick to be a man
>>7500555
It takes a long while I didn't really notice much til like 6 or 7 months in so don't feel bad if you're worried about progress right now :)
>>7500552
Its ok, leaving tommorow to go home and continue starving myself thankfully
And my weed vape is gone
I don't wanna assume that he took it, but it's a possibility
I feel excited
>>7500562
but how will you dominate them?
>>7500552
nothing i think
i barely know you
i was just tryna to make you laugh
>>7500547
but bullying allies is counter-efficient
i should shower you with gay compliments instead
Writing original music for the first time in 9 months.
Do I pass girls
>>7500548
I've been thinking about it for awhile. I'll probably write a letter for her, because I know when the time comes, I'll never be able to say anything.
I'm just afraid of what she'll say. Of what everyone will say.
How can something make me happy and terrified at once?
>>7500560
Smooth, but no
She was stunning
truly so
>>7500577
i have never done anything creative in my life
Who else here lacking the will to get out of bed
I want a nice tumm
What is snickerdoodle good for?
>>7500581
Cannibalize her to gain her essence.
>>7500578
that chins never going away brah
>>7500586
war
>>7500569
just ask him if hes seen it
>>7500578
please don't post pictures of me without my permission
>>7500580
idk, i feel like i have to say it in person for some reason, i dont think they'll appreciate a text
i want to tell them but i dont know what to say
>>7500586
FOR GLORY TO BE FOUND IN TROY
>>7500582
I feel so bad for you. It's so relaxing.
>>7500508
nice body
where's your face>?
>>7500596
awwwh what the fuck
whys he gotta look like that
he looks well groomed and healthy :(
>>7500590
war is bad D:
Gonna go out and get some light blue jeans for this and then its time for PASTEL LIFE
>>7500587
there are some things id do to her but cannibalize is not one of them
>>7500586
Love and cuddles(and war).
>>7500604
YOURE SO PRETTTY AHHHHHH
>>7500584
Not me, actually. I've been doing a lot better with that.
>>7500594
Well, I'd give it to her in person. It's mostly so I don't have to talk.
>>7500604
>those shoulders
>>7500609
>meanwhile, I'm sitting here in boymode
>meanwhile no (you)s
>>7500556
I hate it when that happens
>>7500561
ur p cool
I'm sorry if it seemed like I was ignoring you
>>7500564
psh starving yourself is super overrated
get some oats and have porridge with honey and cinnamon for breakfast, have a simple veggie/fish/rice dish for lunch and something super lean for dinner, like a baked, stuffed potato or yogurt with blueberries or something.
Trust me, you'll lose more weight eating three healthy meals a day than you will starving yourself for a couple of days and then going overboard(I used to do that)
ur a really cool and great and I luv u
>>7500598
pic related
its me
>>7500586
hugs
>>7500575
what a sweetie
>>7500614
Have a (you) on the house.
What is it about these delicious little green morsels that simply traps me and sends me into a crazed bloodlust of pickled cucumbers.
I long for the sweet explosion of pickle juice in my mouth after succulently working the pickles into my mouth.
I have a tummy ache now. :(
>>7500617
Oh by starving i just meant two light meals a day desu but ye
Ty ur cool too!
>>7500620
are you pregnant?
>>7500608
that pic
>>7500622
I wish?
>>7500593
needs a liplift, original nose shape was fine just needed the bridge narrowed, it still does need to be narrowed and the tip repaired
>>7500377
Kick his ass
>>7500627
They could make a linebacker blush
>>7500593
you kinda look like the possessed grandma from the taking of deborah logan
>>7500614
AHHH YOURE SO PRETTY CHARLOTE AHH
I'm laying awake because I can't stop reliving everything I regret in life. I miss a guy that I didn't even date but had a weird thing with, I was the one that broke it off but I can't get him out of my head. I totally lack the willpower to do anything but drive myself to my shitty factory job and then drive home. I don't even know what I do on the internet all the time I'm on it. I feel like I wasted my teen years, and I turn 20 in a few months and have no idea what that's like. I don't know what to do with my life, or if going back to finish my degree is even worth it. Everything is expensive and I feel like I'm spinning my wheels. My fucking health insurance website is broken so I can't make my payment, and its shitty health insurance anyway. I've been off HRT for 3 months because I'm too scared to make another appointment for some reason. I wish I had a family. I lost the the final boss battle in Paper Mario TTYD and now I don't want to sit through all those cutscenes again. I have a splitting headache and I don't know why.
I haven't posted in this thread in like 2 years. But I just want to vent because I don't know where else to post this.
>>7500600
>drake is 10x nicer to animals than trannies
>>7500637
>.< fuck off
>>7500635
no they couldn't nigga every tranny flatters themselves like "DX i have huuuge shoulders"
go to /fit/ and they'd laugh at your fucking beta male body
>>7500617
i didnt
she was pretty
flux just turned on
my eyes are saved
>>7500639
thats easily true
i think it might be over 10x honestly
i fucking love animals
>>7500647
you should rock the pastel aesthetic with charlotte and be vaporwave sluts
>>7500593
me on the left after weight loss
>>7500651
>not permanently having flux on at 3600
Ok that was my last post for real
>>7500624
I love my mother. She's been a great friend to me my entire life, and I feel like she deserves to know. I earnestly think she wants me to be happy, and the only reason I hesitate to tell her is she'll be fearful I am sacrificing eternal happiness for earthly happiness.
>>7500647
with grace*
>>7500655
>i get sertii's last post
all i want is to eat pussy
>>7500662
grey is nice too
gotta have a variety of styles though ya feel
>>7500648
If your shoulders are > 16"
I got some bad news for you honey
>>7500617
I was able to do it for 4 months straight
The body can't have a starvation mode calorie intake if you deny it.
>>7500663
get Chinese takeout then
>>7500667
a little bit over the male average is "lol linebacker XD"
>>7500670
>neighbour nearly burnt his house down again
>now the house is going to smell of smoke for ages
thanks wilson
Pastels are pretty great desu
>>7500663
who talks like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI
>>7500655
>living in the north so the days are short in the winter
>sleeping thru the day waking up when it already dawning
my flux is at 4k effectively all the time
>>7500666
Yea i feel ya, thats why ive been getting a few different outfits this weekend. Ive got my bright pastels, and ive got a more subdued black and white based outfit too that the kate spade bag compliments as well
I wanna get reds macintosh plus sweater
>>7500675
pastels are for queerboys
i only wear earth tones
>>7500372
Late reply, work is long.
>Am I allowed to drink at work
At the restaurant, no... But everyone is an idiot and booze in my coffee is the only thing keeping me from letting out strings of expletives from 8-11am.
No joke
Everyone thought I was alot nicer/happier today.
>>7500679
i fucking love red's vaporwave outfit
>>7500675
best flag
>>7500313
Best EGS storylines for trans/genderbender content?
Or just best panels of cute girls for triggering my dysphoria and/or AGP?
>>7500656
hopefully it goes well
Goodluck!
im sure she'll be supportive, she sounds nice
>>7500683
That flag is on a truck in my apartment building.
>>7500663
Same.
I've daydreams about it.
>>7500680
I am a queerboy tho
I summon CNT
>>7500692
WE WANT CNT
>WE WANT CNT
WE WANT CNT
>WE WANT CNT
WE WANT CNT
>WE WANT CNT
WE WANT CNT
>WE WANT CNT
WE WANT CNT
>WE WANT CNT
>>7500692
>>7500688
you should commit a hate-crime on it
>>7500692
So while I was on my vacation to Canada having just gone seeing the local mooses, I stopped by at the local restaurant to enjoy some poutine and maple syrup.
While I was in the restaurant I heard some yelling around the corner, catching my interest, I decided to poke my head around the corner to see what was happening. Perhaps an employee had dropped something.
Upon looking around the corner I noticed a blue haired man yelling at an employee. "No way" I thought to myself, "It can't be him." I decided to look again and my suspicions had been confirmed, it was CNT. He was yelling at an employee, a woman in her 40s that she is a drag queen and that she will never pass. Surely that woman was cis.
My heart skipped a beat as a he came towards me, with a slouched posture, unshaven beard and his trademark blue hair. Suddenly he runs towards a baby not three seats away from where I'm sitting. He begins mocking the baby, exclaiming that it "will never pass" and that it "should kill [itself] now to avoid future misery".
The entire restaurant was shocked, how could someone say such awful things to a baby. The man at the next table over began yelling at him, CNT simply replied that the man is hugboxing the baby because they are friends, thus having a vested interest in hugboxing. He spoke with his finger in his cock in his hand masturbating furiously.
The whole restaurant was in shock now, emergency services had arrived on seen to arrest him. While being handcuffed, he accused the police of destroying the trans community by allowing hugboxers and ugly people to exist.
Still, it was a great vacation ngl.
So I'm prehormones, but due to my living situation I can't transition. I've been considering microdosing and self medicating with antiandrogens in the mean time to at least block some of the T. Is there any good places with info on what to buy and where to buy online?
>>7500698
>CNT simply replied that the man is hugboxing the baby because they are friends, thus having a vested interest in hugboxing
this will never not be funny
>>7500700
did he fire the rpg or not
>>7500562
It be challenging without it
>>7500700
the hrt general thread is good >>7461342
here's where you can buy the stuff
https://www.inhousepharmacy.vu/c-88-transgender.aspx
https://www.qhi.co.uk/
http://www.alldaychemist.com/
what would you consider to be microdosing?
personally i'd do full dosage of anti-androgens because i don't think they'd give you away or anything
>>7500703
you can thank emily for this beautiful piece of literature!
She truly is an inspiration to us all
>>7500709
don't talk to Eva that way!
>>7500698
We need CNT images in the style of the Ron Paul meme
you could have stopped this, you should have listened, etc.
>>7500586
An afternoon snack
>>7500709
don't talk to Eva that way!
:(
i wish i lived in wyoming so it was possible to serve people with just the summons and not the whole complaint
>>7500713
I dont make memes
I am a meme
>>7500712
>>7500709
eva is nice, dont be mean!
>>7500723
>Tfw not real
I feel so sick :( I'm shivering and my headaches and my body hurts.
At least the vomiting stopped.
Is it possible that I overloaded my liver with hormones and booze? Internet says yes.
>>7500663
>>7500402
Wow, I have some sort of dystimia and it makes life a shit. I can't even begin to understand how hard it must be for you and how you keep it together...
I always love chatting with you because you're so smart and I often think how nice it would be to talk allnight with you.
:3
>>7500681
Lol, that's so cute you're not a mean drunk. :3
>>7500724
Go kys my man
tfw
>>7500705
I hope so. Doggos are better
>>7500707
ty senpai, I don't come to this board much so all the trans related generals blend together
even if you get mad dissed for you mascuffiminateness, you could just whip it out with an audible thump considering you can get it up then just nut inside or on their face. may be girly n curly but you're still a homegrown natural at heart
if you perform the former, intimacy or not, you're infertile so it could be a snack for the ride home
>>7500577
what are you making desu!
ps. what daw is that
>>7500729
Oh lawdy no.
I'm a giggly ditzy happy drunk.
>Sass is gonna fugg Rachel.
>>7500729
yes! go to the doctor Sass! i'm worried about you!
>>7500729
>pump body full of poisons
>surprised when you feel like shit
this is why we make fun of you in the discord, sass
does anyone have the pic where the chubby girl eats like a sumo and her friends attempt to steer her right
>>7500731
nnnnnnnno
>>7500735
Reason. I'm making just some stuff. Idk what genre.
>>7500731
kys my ass
>>7500729
Depression/crying/sleep deprivation & drinking will lower your immune system.
Could be your body was already fighting a bug off & drinking just nuked your immune system.
>>7500709
don't talk to Eva that way!
>>7500740
Lol, i <3 bully anon! What discord is it?
>>7500745
You're so clever sass. I love talking to you and hearing about your day.
You being really cute helps.
But mostly, I'd rather just fall asleep on top/tangled up in you after a few bottles of good red wine and a pizza.
>>7500746
Rest and fluids It is.
>>7500747
Kys fatty
>>7500745
check yourself for jaundice
if you're all orange and stuff go visit the doctor immediately
if not then you're ok
>>7500749
>What discord is it?
oh no, i ain't telling you shit
there needs to be at least one sass-free place where i can bee myself
>>7500743
nice. I usually use ableton. nice to see someone else producing
>>7500751
You're making fun of me ;~;
I scratched my butt and now my fingers smell like girl ass, is this proof hrt is working?
>>7500733
>not loving all animals
LET'S.
GO.
>>7500750
good, i dont like mean anon!
>>7500757
A boy is making my heart flutter
>>7500767
cute cute cute
>>7500757
CHIN STATUS:
.
.
.
.
HIDDEN
>>7500760
Only partially.
I'd do all them things platonically in a heartbeat, tho.
And you are nice to look at.
>>7500775
don't lie, you would snuggle you snickerdoodle and you damn well know it
>>7500692
According to all known laws of biology, there is no way an ugly man should be able to be a woman. Its face is too manly to pass with its fat little body. The man, of course, tries anyway because trans don't care what wiser men know is impossible.
>>7500313
homura inside warm by the fire
>>7500315
lauren inside warm by the fire
>>7500318
evangeline inside warm by the fire
>>7500322
maeve inside warm by the fire
>>7500329
grace inside warm by the fire
>>7500331
drakeposter inside warm by the fire
>>7500332
zheanna inside warm by the fire
>>7500363
rachel outside cold in the snow
>>7500372
sass inside warm by the fire
>>7500377
red inside warm by the fire
>>7500403
anna inside warm by the fire
>>7500408
vanessa inside warm by the fire
>>7500418
olive inside warm by the fire
>>7500419
elanna inside warm by the fire
>>7500420
quid inside warm by the fire
>>7500421
faye outside cold in the snow
>>7500424
sertii inside warm by the fire
>>7500449
nim inside warm by the fire
>>7500469
sophie inside warm by the fire
>>7500477
shy inside warm by the fire
>>7500481
oddish inside warm by the fire
>>7500484
ricky inside warm by the fire
>>7500495
haribu inside warm by the fire
>>7500556
isla inside warm by the fire
>>7500577
charlotte inside warm by the fire
>>7500585
sheen inside warm by the fire
>>7500586
snickerdoodle inside warm by the fire
>>7500722
valq inside warm by the fire
>>7500767
amy inside warm by the fire
>>7500777
damn right i would
she has killer eyes
>>7500775
But
We want your chin.
On our lower ribs.
>>7500758
>Tfw you just wanna bee yourself but sass is everywhere
I don't even think your discord is real.
>>7500779
IM IN FOR ONCE
POGCHAMP
>>7500772
I can't believe I ever wanted to repress.
This is me for the rest of my life.
>>7500764
only I can actually effectively bully me, one of the main reasons I need a bf to stop eva from being so mean
>>7500653
handsome!
>>7500794
*punch*
>>7500784
>I don't even think your discord is real.
>sass doesn't know about the secret chaser discord where everyone collects photos of the trips and trades them with each other
>>7500794
*hit*
>tfw Thursday is the day I come out
No escape this time
>>7500767
Aww <3
>>7500794
*curbstomp*
>>7500801
Am I mewtwo?
>>7500781
when are you forming the league of crimson chins?
i can see it now
>snicker
>valq
>charlotte
>hanna
>sheen
all united and working together to combat evil
>>7500794
*kick hard*
>>7500800
>>7500805
>>7500807
>>7500810
are you okay?
>>7500801
Is this where everyone makes fun of my 3 pics? ;~;
>>7500794
*kiss it all better*
>>7500813
*tuck into bed*
>>7500787
RlyTho
>>7500809
Stop being mean! :(
>>7500809
add me too
>>7500808
you're more like a ponyta
what is going on here
>>7500759
Mhm. Ableton is fun, what are your favorite VSTs?
Who's your inspiration?
>>7500826
anne hi
>>7500817
Ilu 2.
>Tfw Rachel stops postin'
>>7500831
*court for affection*
>>7500828
hi there hello how are you
>>7500831
*eventually win heart*
>>7500820
i think you're beautiful sass. drakeposter has bad taste anyway
>>7500831
*propose out of the blue because so in love*
please stop
>>7500806
>tfw this feeling is so addicting and so nice I'll never repress again
>>7500831
*takes bath together*
>>7500823
>Neigh
>>7500831
*get married*
>>7500831
*grow old together*
>>7500779
you forgot
>nice anon inside warm by the fire
<3
>>7500831
*die in arms*
>>7500850
please stop, these posts have no content
>>7500835
how was your new years
>>7500839
*buys house in suburbs and has three kids*
>>7500794
i know how it is, bullies here dont really do anything for me, my best bully is myself
>>7500854
pls love me homie
>>7500846
i'm 6'7
I'm going to take a shower, thread is too weird right now
>>7500814
we also make fun of you for your personality and racial background
>>7500860
jk im 7'4
get baited
>>7500862
looks like everyone loves you
>>7500855
i passed out at like 10pm
then my power went out around 2 and wasnt back on until 8 so i was a sweaty mess most of the night lying in bed
how was yours?
boob massages on sore boobies feel gud c;
everyone knows snickersxeva is OTP
>>7500837
>Rachel thinks I'm beautiful.
Best new year's ever :3
I have butterflies in my tummy and everything.
I think you're beautiful as well Rachel.
>>7500870
ice cream
>>7500870
2 lewd 4 me
>>7500826
Killing myself bro
>>7500870
popeyes chicken maybe
>>7500879
oh, what method?
>>7500880
Listening to your music
>>7500872
i thought i was the only one pushing the evangerdoodle OTP
glad to see there's at least one other person in this thread with a lick of sense though
I cant find my undies anywhere
Ive looked all over the room, did he throw them i to the 4th dimension or something?
im in the bath now
who's coming in with me
>>7500870
>tfw this happened all last night and today
>>7500886
he sold them on the internet
there's a chaser sniffing your butt scent right now
>>7500870
feels good!
>>7500896
Aaaaaaaa
>>7500873
where do you live again? Belize?
Hold still and hand over all your cute trip ships
>>7500918
me & u :3
>>7500918
rachel and sass
>>7500918
BasicxHannah
hello mtfg
Im done repressing
I started HRT today and am going to come out to
my coworkers/family soon
wish me luck
>>7500892
LET'S GO
>>7500923
Good luck!
>>7500923
don't come out to your coworkers until you start looking like a girl
>>7500923
Good luck anon
Im proud of you
>>7500894
Should i call you daddy?
>>7500923
i don't recognise this trip, but good luck
>>7500930
kinda difficult since I live with them
>>7500931
me on the right
>playing smash online is 12fps
>playing smash with my roommate is obnoxious and not fun
>playing dota is impossible
I HAVE NO COMPETITIVE OUTLET AND NO HORMONES AND I AM ABOUT TO FUCKING EXPLODE SOMEONE HELP
>>7500923
wait till ur about a year into hrt to come out m8
>>7500944
oh interesting
>come out to family
>think I'll be more comfortable around them
>instead just 1000x more awkward
damnit
>>7500923
good luck, hope everything goes well
>>7500931
cute gif
>>7500918
>snickerdoodle and evangeline
>sertii and gloomy
>charlotte and grace
>hanna and me
>>7500946
calm thine tits
>>7500870
Stahp giving me straight fantasies, E!
>>7500863
I mean my racial background. What is it tho? I can't even control that, so that's silly
And I am who I am anon, and I really like that, and most people who get to know me like me too. So if you're going to make fun of me for that, I guess you're neither the first nor the last. So I hope makng fun of me makes you feel better about yourselves and stuff. :3
>>7500846
No puedo ni quiero, tu eres libre de ser quien quieras ser.
>>7500946
come to my house i will shine dair u with falco :^)
>>7500421
hawt
>>7500955
>hanna and me
true i'd be a good match with hanna
>>7500955
Why whould you wanna be shipped with a slut anon?
>>7500953
I love it sooo much
V A P O R W A V E
K I T T E N
I got the sweater from Toastyco
Tell Dylan that Red told you about it
>>7500964
>And I am who I am anon, and I really like that, and most people who get to know me like me too. So if you're going to make fun of me for that, I guess you're neither the first nor the last. So I hope makng fun of me makes you feel better about yourselves and stuff. :3
zitto animale
i don't understand why nintendo refuse to dedicate to online play. i can play a game of dota on a russian server more reliably than i can sm4sh with someone on for glory, bar none. fucking japan sometimes. i just need some outlet to compete with others in. i need call of duty back. idk. fuck. help me.
>>7500975
will dylan suck my gt
>>7500979
overwatch is my thing now
>>7500981
yes
>>7500983
yea well, i don't have bad taste.
i should just play dota some more. its just the computer i have here is sorta...bad. it's a bad computer.
>>7500979
play counterstrike
>>7500979
Because have you seen the way people act online?
Nintendo probably thinks the smash tourneys are plenty of drama for their IP.
Oh also I went to a furry New Years party last night with Kaylee,was alright, played trivia games and board games
Going to a goth bar maybe tonight
>>7500981
Maybe she's transbian or something
>>7500976
Rude AF.
>>7500987
do you think you could zip that boat roro albalum soon?
>>7500996
play rubick
>>7500996
do you have smash 4?
>>7500996
try chess
>>7500996
>yu-gi-oh
respect earned
>>7500990
you play brawly hally?
kaylee used to play that a lot with her friend, plus I promised a certain pro player a buttjob
>>7500996
Sure is 14 year old in here.
>>7500996
why do trannies have such abysmal taste in video games?
>>7500779
I wanna make you all hot chocolate and give you my left over soy-nog
>>7501004
yuh
im at 25 hours now but ive gotten really good
i hope pookie gets a good buttjob
i play cross btw
>>7500996
>dota, smash, yu gi oh or cod
excellent taste
>>7501000
yes, also nice get
>>7500998
might
>>7500997
my external wasn't at my house, i think i left it at my moms. i'm sorry ;_;, if you have a skype or discord or something, next time i go over to her house i'll send it over to you.
>>7501002
chess is gay
>>7501003
you'll lose all your respect for me when you find out i spam chain burn and normalcy decks.
>>7500996
What I think playing with Cod is
>>7500974
>Why whould you wanna be shipped with a slut anon?
you wouldn't be a slut if you only belonged to me though
i wanna kiss a cute emo twink and grind on him
>>7501011
!o!
wanna 1v1 sometime?
oh or dark souls, i forgot dark souls.
>>7501009
it's not pookie
also, i bet you're really good!!!
>>7500984
Look, don't question it. It's what the anons want, and as one of the secondary characters in MTFG, you have a duty to follow the script.
>>7501006
XCOM is pretty top
play Doom 2016 or Inside or Stardew
>>7501020
o-okay
>>7500987
aww that sucks :(
>>7501021
it's hella good with rum or cinnamon
looking for bf to massage my breasts for me
>>7501011
Oh kay well #7753 should be my discord
>>7500995
guatemala city? how far from the airport?
>>7501019
it's pookie
don't lie to me
i can see through you like uhm
uh
glass
nah im not really that good im average. i started rank a bit ago and barely lost for like 25 games so that's pretty cool
i think i started with a 15 win streak
which so you prefer mtfg? boys or girls?
>>7500974
How are you a slut
>>7501006
Castlevania is goat
>>7501030
ooh, cinnamon, you know my weakness
i'll have to give it a go
>>7501013
Im slutty enough to be able to take it dry aparently
>>7501023
xcom is AGP, trutrans play xenonauts
>>7501037
Neither, tried both and all it did was make me want to kms
>>7501037
meh
>>7501042
How is that slutty? That just means you have a loose asshole
>>7501036
drake do you wanna be a pretty girl
>>7501030
Wait, are you supposed to put the rum IN the eggnog?
I thought that you could buy already boozed nog.
>>7500604
>come back
>she used the belt with the metal rings
Good girl
>>7501037
Boys
Definitely boys
Though I've never been with one
>>7501043
>Implying in not AGP
Guess who just started hormones?
>>7501049
She does she's just being mean about it
>>7501037
Both. I think >.>
>>7501056
that faggy little fruit in the photo?
Do I really need a therapist? Can I just eat Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Therapy?
>>7501035
Umm half an hour give or take when no traffic, 1-2 hours with traffic
>>7501056
pardon my asking
but...is this a troll?
red is my favorite furry
>>7501056
>>7501060
>>7501049
hell yeah nigga
>>7501060
Bruh
>>7501067
>your fav furry isnt marty or taylor
shit taste fampai
>>7501048
Still feel weird about it
>>7501073
should i be a furry
>>7501064
i'm assuming you live in the suburbs? with parents?
>>7501073
>marty
i want to give a buttjob
Is reading the Witcher novels AGP
>>7501067
You wanna yiff my dude
>>7501057
I love cute little boys that wanna be girls
>>7501050
>Already boozed eggnog
B-but why would you let some corporation put unknown quality and amounts of alcohol into it for you?
>>7501080
im ugly you wouldn't want to
>>7501073
whoa whoa whoa back it up
>>7501037
Boys forever!
what's a furry
Last night there were so many "knot" jokes around these dorky skinny furries at the new years party
>>7501084
please, I'm a slut
>>7501076
I don't live with my parents, no. It's still part of the city proper.
Are you planning a surprise visit? :3
Confirmed
>>7501089
red whats a furry
why do you talk about knots
>>7501091
I want to be a pretty girl
>>7501071
can I dress you up and put makeup on you
>>7501088
someone who really likes furrets
>>7501094
why cant me and kaylee just dp you
why do you have to make it so complicated
>Watch discovery CI "Dates from hell"
>White girl mudshark dating nigger
>She tells him shes pregnant
>He tells her thats great
>Tries to murder her in her car in a remote place where he told her he wanted to see the sunset with her
Once you go black, you get stabbed to death lol.
>>7501097
is that like ferret
>>7501093
Confirmed
>>7501066
Nope, not trolling.
>>7501093
you already are
>>7501090
maybe, it'd be really nice to get out of the bay, we're having the coldest winter in like 10 years. apparently i can get a flight out there and back for ~$400 w/ aeromexico
>>7501056
fake elanna pls go
>>7501074
You just have a loose butthole. Quit making mountain out of molehills
>>7501086
you're not the only furfag yknow
>>7501088
degenerate dogfuckers
just ask anna
>>7501103
finna need a timestamp
>>7501092
okay, well, you know how as kids, you fucking loved cartoons/movies/novels (Redwall) with personified animals? Well, furries kinda evolve from that, making cute little animal characters
>>7501099
I'm too tight for that but you can probably Eiffel tower me with kaylee. I wanna get SRS so i can get DP'd all the time
I want those sticks that are half covered in chocolate but I don't know what they're called
plus it's a bank holiday and all the shops are closed
Guys I'm sorry but I love furry shit a lot
>>7501117
pocky sticks
>>7501103
Isn't that exactly what a troll would say tho?
>>7501106
Woah! Awesome :3!
You do remember who I am, right?
>>7501119
>>7501119
who wouldn't love thicc rabbit thighs
>>7501119
degeneracy!
vanessa ive fapped to marty shit like once
does that mean u like me again
>>7501115
i dont even know what that is honestly
>>7501100
>tfw a black was hitting on me yesterday
I like visiting home and seeing my parents
But I rly want to get back to my dorm
>>7501119
Absolutely haram
should i be a furry
>>7501138
It's a commitment Lauren. It's nothing to be taken lightly.
>>7501141
Oh be nice if she wants to, it's no fur off your back
>>7501138
do you like this picture?
>>7501138
isn't life already tough being trans?
>>7501141
im not sure I really understand what it is honestly
like is it just liking cartoon animals
>>7501126
Shuddup
>>7501127
You know how the Eiffel Tower has two supports leaning against a middle support? Or how meat gets spit roast?
>>7501138
Yes! Submit to degeneracy!
>>7501149
basically, some ppl go full autist with it but you do what you want
I actually felt ok in the shower for once, for some reason my hips seemed wider then I thought they were
>furshit
>>7501149
yeah
or you can dress up in a gross costume
>>7501141
yes, i know who you are. we always have good conversation
>>7501138
when I was still in college there was this guy who had a topless furry character as his laptop background and he browsed nsfw furry deviant art pages in class
>>7501149
the pinnacle of autism and degeneracy, an expansion upon sonic
>>7501151
i want to submit owo
>>7501155
the one in the middle is supposed to be a boy right how tf does he have hips like that
I saw a girl those kind of hips today and it was so depressing
>>7501165
I have hips like that, it's simple, reject and burn all furshit
>>7501160
I had a guy like that in one of my classes
He wrote s trench coat and fedora, and had a MLP patch on his backpack and a scraggly beard and had a furry wallpaper on his laptop
Computer engineering students are strange
I also had a roommate that was a furry
im hungry as fuck
jesus
urgh, I hate it when ab/dl's get lumped in with furries
not EVERYONE who likes to wear a diaper is a degenerate you know..
I wanna hook up with this cool black guy that's going to the club with me
>>7501167
hey I knew some bronies before they were fine all they did was marathon the show together once in a while
>>7501165
because anything is possible in delusional cartoon land
not sure why i look at that furry when it triggers my dysphoria
>>7501167
sonic isn't as autistic because most of sonics autism is either grown out of or ironic, whereas furfags don't seem to grow out of it as much
furry stuff makes me feel weird
it's like the feeling you get when you're at a kids party and you smell all the fruit juice and its gross
i like sonic 2 for sega master system
>>7501176
wearing diapers is degenerate.
>>7501156
I <3 that you feel we sync, because I feel it.
:3
i wish y'all would go clubbing with me!
i wanna dance with y'all!!!
>>7501191
As an adult, wearing diapers is degenerate*
>>7501146
Lmao. I think it's like something that seems so complex, but that's probably because I'm not a furry
>>7501198
that's better
i don't like diapers but I like mommy stuff (not baby) because it feels safe uwu
>>7501191
im only 19 i had it on wii virtual console
>>7501203
yeah that's why i'd want a daddy
I'm trying to force myself not to divert my gaze when I see my shadow
but I want outside opinion
how bad is it?
>>7501196
>ywn go clubbing with red
;_;
>>7501200
it is very degenerate
specially if you piss in it
>>7501203
are you trying to say I'm old?
>>7501208
iktf
>>7501212
you're so old you have to wear diapers again
>>7501167
my grandma made me maccaroni and cheese with sausage and chicken
its really yummy vanessa
>>7501212
no im sorry
hugg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkoFFcyebhg
Furries can be real party monsters, it's so great!
I loved going to rave with furries!
>>7501207
babushka shadow/10
Bleh, I have a fever.
Wtf?
o no my chromosomes are showing
>>7501219
moot doesn't like furry
was moot wrong
>>7501217
I wanna make you a cake or rice pudding
>>7501217
oh, ok, sounds tasty
you're being nice?
i'm slightly suspicious
>>7501222
I bent over today and I think this guy could see my chromosomes :S
>>7501224
furries are super cool
he was wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMoEs7eQeZE&t=0s
>>7501219
they really do like to drink (and stuff) dont they
is anyone else afraid of multiplayer games because you're worried they'll make fun of you if you're bad
>>7501234
I only play multiplayer games that im good at now
>>7501234
i used to be, so i got better than then :3
>>7501219
I bet you just like yiffing and taking ectasy
>>7501211
why wuold you assume that?
you're weird
>>7501234
That's why I don't play multiplayer
That and ones with voice chat make me nervous bc I hate my voice
>>7501237
well duh!
>>7501235
im bad though
>>7501238
because people do that in diapers
fucking freaks honestly
>>7501237
i mean, I dont fuck in the fursits or really do any lewd stuff with furry stuff, but I fuck lots of other furries and like drugs
>>7501234
i hated being on a team because i always felt like i was dissapointing them
>>7501230
One of my coworkers knows im gay now :S
PURGE
FURSHIT
>>7501153
Cute :3
>>7501243
i stay in bed and take anti-anxiety drugs a lot
>>7501248
you live in gay island though
>>7501253
san francisco?
im gay
my boobs have been growing much faster and much more painfully than I thought was going to be happen
it's kind of intimidating
>>7501247
ok fair enough :3
>>7501253
>Not living in a gay island
Why?
>>7501261
i don't really do that
>>7501259
lol fag ;)
>>7501248
what does "gay" even mean when you say it?
>>7501253
Tru, like half the population of victoria is probably lesbian
I still don't like to reveal too much about my sexuality at work though, I did grow up in redneckmonton
>>7501266
im fag lol
>>7501263
its kind of expensive I think
my aunt retired there in a fancy gated community
alright, see y'all
I'm going clubbing
Love y'all
be good girls
>>7501273
hugg clubb
>>7501269
kek, so many fags bro lmao
(ima homothing)
>>7501276
not good but not terrible
>>7501273
>clubbing seals
you sick fucker
>>7501280
wtf
>>7501273
kys dont come back
>>7501267
Probably that I'm dating a girl desu
>>7501282
Singaporean.
>>7501282
what? I mean hips the body part
>>7501276
See, I knew you were beautiful and now you know you are too.
>>7501285
XX + XY = straight
>>7501282
they are from singapore and their parents are really really rich so they are in usa for college
>>7501291
But this is technically XY + XY
It's gay on a whole new level
>>7501291
but it's with another tranny so it's xy + xy
Does anyone live in Seattle? What's it like? I'm applying to jobs up there because the salaries are very similar to the Bay Area but housing is considerably cheaper.
:p
>>7501298
Rachel :3
What happened to SF architecture job?
>>7501298
i dont live there but ive been there
there's a lot of rain and a lot of fun things to do
good place
not much ghetto either because not much blacks
>>7501298
Just go to Portland.
>>7501305
i love the job, i just wish i could save up more money, the Bay Area is insanely expensive :(
>>7501300
i hate the dude
>>7501312
Move inland and commute, you dolt
>>7501308
why would i go to portland?
1. smaller
2. fewer high paying jobs
3. not near ocean
4. homeless people
5. impossible to drive due to bike lanes
>>7501314
good luck getting through the wall paco
>>7501298
rachel is it hard for you to get jobs
i'm afraid that if i go to college and get a degree i'll be late to the party
>>7501312
Yeah, so I deduced from my short stay up there.
>>7501316
and spend 2hrs+ of my day commuting? i already work long days, i'm not sitting in stop and go traffic on top of that
>>7500934
I'd actually like that.
>AAP
Rachel is a dummy
is being sheen agp?
>>7501326
I work 80 hour weeks. Stop complaining.
You must really not want to save money.
>>7501331
Shut up.
>>7501332
Asking for a friend
>>7501317
1. smaller but quaint
2. probably, but how many of those jobs are you applying for anyways? Most of them are SWE jobs.
3. meh, don't care
4. Not sure Seattle is better, here.
5. kek.
why are most transbians gross non passing degenerates?
>>7501340
What? Yes. In a heartbeat.
>>7501344
by nature the gross non passing degenerates have a restricted dating pool to other gross non passing degenerates
>>7501283
what? she said she's going clubbing
t~thats what clubbing is r~right?
>>7501344
because they are trans.
>>7501344
Am I a gross non passing degenerate?
im sad : (
>>7501354
i am
>>7501346
I'm sterile, tho. :3
Aren't you from Canada?
>>7501355
who wants to suck on my cone tits
>>7501349
yee alright, i'll keep you updated on my job search. you should apply for drafting jobs or project administrator jobs!
>tfw scared I'll get conetits
>>7501368
i had conetits but they rounded out after 4 years and now my breasts are really nice, 34C
>>7501355
fuck no
im cali
almost as bad
>>7501364
:3 i will
>>7501375
i unironically believe youre 8 feet tall
>>7501365
The latter one
I don't even think I'm that gay because I couldn't date a girl without a penis
>>7501377
I'm 5'11" on a good day
>>7501375
japan is pretty shit
sure they make some cool things and they have interesting culture and history but to actually live there is shit especially as a foreigner
>>7501380
haram(?)
>>7501386
yeah, the work culture there is the most brutal in the 1st world
>>7501380
bi maybe
>>7501385
i cant believe it
the evidence points the other way
>>7501387
The purest form of love is between two trannies, with one sticking her feminine penis in the other's axe wound
>>7501394
Heteroflexible more like
>>7501354
you pass and are cool in my book, still a degenerate tho
hiii, this is my onlly shitpost tonight, hiii byeeeee<##########
hello friends
>>7501377
>tfw not 8 feet tall
kill me boo
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>7501410
Hibye
>tfw you got conetits
>>7501344
I'm a gross and non passing pretty much straight 'woman'.
I'm going to never have a boyfriend (theyre reserved for cute transgirls) let alone a girlfriend... Like, I'd probably be almost completely bi if it wasn't for the fact I am a monster with a refrigerator for shoulders, baseball mitts for hands, a barrel for a chest and a vhs tape for a butt and hips, and the fact that cis and most trans girls make me want to die in comparison is why I'm 'straight'
>>7501418
Idk, you could just say that I'm a chaser :^)
Also they mean different things. Pansexual is just a retarded tumblr term for bisexual because somehow 'bisexual is transphobic because it implies two genders'. Bisexual means you're attracted to both sexes. Heteroflexible means you're very much attracted to the opposite sex but can probably date someone of the same sex if they're the right person
>>7501405
This, I can accept this
how do i negate contits
>MtFs need lots of salt
>cum is salty
>MtFs suck dick to get their daily salt requirements
>MtFs are literal succubi
>>7501441
succ
>>7501403
thats by no?
>>7501441
I am ok with such a title
>>7501429
iktf
>>7501441
succ
hi
>>7501446
It's a kind of bi I guess
I don't want to identify as bi though
>>7501457
it okay we ll just say no homo
>>7501455
hi
how are you?
>>7501435
So what does one call it when one will date trans girls, femboys, and twinks, but no masc guys, and most cis women? Just regular old bisexual with preferences?
>>7501468
i'm ok hbu
>>7501474
Kiwi! Happy new year's! How are you?
I missed u so much
>>7501464
B-but sophiee
Are you wanting me to turn you gay or something?
>>7501469
Homoflexible
Like, there's a strong preference for feminine features.
It's sort of like how I could never see myself with a femme girl. Butch girls though..
>>7501439
dont up your dose like a retard just because you dont instantly get huge boobs
if you treat it like regularly puberty, youll be fine
>>7501457
bi
fukkkk
>>7501439
Progesterone
>>7501483
hi sass, i'm ok
how was your holidays?
>>7501439
paint them black so they look like little cannons and make your lover laugh instead
he's not gonna be aroused either way
>>7501474
decent, but p tired and bored
I'm sad
I want to be cute
>>7501488
pls explain
>>7501484
of course not reee
I am exclusively straight
I'm a girl
>>7501484
>Homoflexible
But that would imply I was mainly homo, and only incidentally into girls. I said I was into most cis girls, but not any masc guys.
>>7501499
hugg
>>7501489
Lol, they pretty much sucked. I got so depressed on Christmas Eve that I decided to binge on xanax and sleep until 2017, but I got hungry and ate a pizza and it gave me time to reflect yesterday I got so drunk I passed out and I have like the worst hangover where I've been vomiting all day and I just ate a piece of toasted bread now and I'm hoping it doesn't come back out...also I have a 98.9 degree fever. :(
What about you? I know you were in NY to deal with some heavy stuff but I don't know what hapoened afterwards. Are you back in SF?
>>7501514
Are you not a girl?
Everyone here is girl. Especially the people who say they're not.
>>7501499
If you're comparing yourself to other trips the answer is just pretend to be cute. The difference between you and them is they have the confidence to lie about their flaws and pretend they're something they're not.
am i cute
>>7501431
If you loose weight, it will help with a lot of the man aspects. Not all, but some, and some is better than none.
All you have to do, is eat healthier, consume less calories than you use (which is around 1300 for Women), then the weight will start coming off. Then start exercising, start small, walk around a block, do some squats and jumping jacks, then after a while, go further, maybe ride a bike, swim even.
You don't need a Gym, you don't need a Diet, you need faith.
I have faith in you Sheen, losing weight is hard, I know, but I found from the past 11 months, just by doing what I said, will help a lot.
You won't be skinny by the end of 2017, but you will be healthier than today.
>>7501512
m-maybe :3
>>7501511
*a beautiful girl
:3
>>7501530
uwu
>>7501521
you have very puffy cheeks
why are your cheeks so puffy
>>7501501
Ok theoretically, conetits at caused by too high steady estrogen in your body, because nature doesn't work like that, you need a proper balance of female hormones to mimic the menstrual cycle.
Most teen girls have cone tits and it's only into their 20's that they start rounding out.
So you need to mimic the natural cycle of estrogen/progesterone and you need to be patient.
Well that's the theory the ancient ones passed on to me, and now you are a part of a chain of DIY transgenders who experiment on their selves but have no solid scientifical background or method to prove their theories.
So, do as you want.
>>7501519
I'm a chaser.
>>7501519
i'm not a girl
i'm not a girl
i'm not a girl
i'm not a girl
...
it's not working
>>7501533
will my doctor consider this? he's like a tranny specialist
>>7501298
I live in Seattle. I've only been here a week, though. It's nice so far. I don't feel uncomfortable walking around alone at night.
>>7501525
Ok, I'm up for some 'experimenting'
>>7501534
>>7501514
Oh, then you're heteroflexible
Sorry for assuming you were a girl if you were posting here
>>7501521
but u kno lauren if u just lost weight you wouldnt be sad all the time because you would have tons of dicks inside you
im assuming thats all you care about and need to be happy
>>7501546
i don't even want sex or a bf or gf that much
it won't make me happy
>>7501549
lying is a sin
theres a layer in hell for that
>>7501549
most sluts I know are happy
look at red
>>7501521
You could try combing your hair or taking a shower. You know making a shred of effort as a human being let alone trying to be a cute girl.
>>7501552
ahaha red isn't happy you idiot
>>7501554
I'm happy as a slutty virgin
>>7501552
nawww
if the sluts intelligent she's not happy
if the sluts dumb she's probably happy
i dont wanna cite examples but think about it
>>7501543
He/she might. Bring it up with your doc and report on our theory
>>7501559
when are you getting ffs, srs and a widower husband with two girls under 4
>>7501568
I would be so nice to those children
>>7501551
im not lying
>>7501571
you'd probably try to convince them they're trans
Is matte lipstick still a thing?
>>7501571
Faye would make an awesome mommy!
>>7501585
she would leave her kids to a maid all day while she goes to clubs and gets dicked
>>7501581
It was banned in the early 2000s