Cis Lesgen

I'm thinking of visiting my ex at her uni, but I'm afraid it'll get gay again.

Do you usually stay friends with exes?

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>ntr in my lesbian ping pong cartoon
I didn't ask for this, but I don't complain.

oh god this moment when I was 14, I was talking to my really pretty friend who I'm pretty sure I was infatuated with about summer plans. she described this new bikini she bought and I remember I felt extremely uncomfortable at that image of her in it. just realized now, my old gay-denying self felt weird cause I couldn't connect being "straight" with the possibility of thinking a girl is hot...

Recent-er News:
>Holiday shopping continues. What do nephews and ex-Soviet grandmas want?
>Extensive Overwatch discussion
>A fiery debate over whether anon's blouse is acceptable to wear outside or if it's senpai Seinfeld-san cosplay
>An even more fiery debate on pizza. NJ might have an inferiority complex.
>Lesgen: every day we stray *closer* to god's light?

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>>7405746

>>7405781
>senpai Seinfeld-san cosplay
I think I'm going to lose it every time this is brought up.

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>>7405782
Fucking bears, why are they so gay?

>>7405782
I can't people an entire two human actual people gave $10,000 to the Homestuck video game and there has been close to nonstop radio silence since. Last update was that they scrapped most of the game due to mismanaged budget and were starting from near-scratch.

Those two fans pledged their $10,000 each in 2012 thinking the game would come out in 2014. Are they even fans anymore? Are they doing okay? Are they crushed by the weight of their squandeted money or are they rich celebrities? Did Kylie Jenner create her lipkit just to earn back the 10k from her disappointing Kickstarter pledge? We just don't know.

okay lesgen I did it
got us codinating underoos


I can't wait to take a picture of us in the bed wearing them together

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>>7405830
woof

>>7405839
I really hope they were rich. I wouldn't spend $10k on a kickstarter unless I was rich.

>>7405839
That wasn't the last update, the game is legitimately coming out next month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGk7CEA-O_s

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>homosuck
This shit still exists? I thought it was only a meme.

>>7405902
Ooh this looks like it could be dope- especially with that Toby Fox soundtrack. Wish there were some more frames in the animation, game looks like it's lagging even when it's not. Finally my fifteen dollars from my internet trash days have come to fruition!

>>7405898
The true height of wealth is spending $10k on indiegogo. That's when you REALLY has money to burn.

>>7405737
I only have one ex, but we're still friends. Granted we didn't have a bad breakup or anything, we just went into different directions after school and stayed amicably towards each other.
So I'd say depends on how the breakup went. Rebound stuff is probably not a good idea though.

>>7405768
I'm 20 and I still feel like that sometimes. The other night I had a kinda steamy dream and I remember waking up and sleepily thinking "a sex dream about a girl, how weird!"
and then a minute later "oh, right. I'm gay."

What are strap-ons like /clg/? Are they awkward to have sex with? Does the one wearing the strap-on get any sort of pleasure?

>>7406092
There's a lot of different kinds. Some 'hook' into the girl using it (and don't really require straps that way) or have some sort of attached clitoral stimulation.
I've only ever been on the receiving end but I'd say it's a fun way to spice things up. I wouldn't want to depend on it (or any toy really) entirely and I could do without but it's fun, especially if you have a domme who enjoys that kind of thing.
Not more or less awkward than any 'normal' dildo I would say. I'd say just give it a try, the worst that could happen is that you throw it off after ten minutes and go back to normal sex.

>>7406092
i cum anytime i use one that goes inside me.

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>>7405746
>>7405830
>>7405782
>>7405898
>>7405905
>the last thread barely lasted a day
It's probably because of winter break or whatnot but if you make another thread there's less posts here and less of me having to make threads.

>>7406138
You mean, on the giving end? Cool.

Man I love having social anxiety and beating myself up over small things no one else cares about!

K-kill me ;__;

>>7406605
Dunno if it's healthy, but I just kind of shove that part of myself in a corner and let it yammer away. Like I'm still freaking out on some level, but I also realize it's just the anxiety talking, and I can function if I have a script for the situation.

>>7405839
Hussy got scammed.
He gave the kickstarter money to the Odd Gentlemen, and they used that money to develop King's Quest instead.
And somehow Hussie was also gag ordered. American justice.

>>7405665
>What was your highlight?

Realising that we have no trips unlike every other thread on /lgbt/
We truly are the master race.

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>Go to work
>rooms are heated to 26°C
>armpit stains on my t-shirt in the middle of winter
>in addition to PC, monitors, printer, scanner and people making everything stuffy
>try to open a window to ventilate
>these creatures start to shriek

This is suffering. Why can't people dress up properly when they go to work during winter?
Why are the rooms during winter six degree hotter than during summer, when they are cooled down to 20°C.
Also carbon footprint, but whatev, I'm fucking dying here.

>>7406781
I know that feel. My sisters have always told me I'm not a proper girl because I don't start freezing when it gets colder than 20°C.

A year ago I broke up a long term relationship and have been single and sexually abstinent since then. I've developed pretty cynical opinions on love and relationships in the meantime so I'm hesitant to start dating after 4 years of being off the dating scene. I think I really needed some time for myself after the breakup, but I'm getting lonely.

Did anyone feel the same? How did it go for you?

>>7406799
Yeah. I've been single for 9 months now and honestly haven't really regained my interest in dating yet. I thought she was the love of my life but apparently not, and since then I just kinda stopped caring about romance.
Sure, I feel lonely occasionally but it's still hurting when I think about her and I'm very wary about getting hurt again - to my own disadvantage I suppose.
Sexually, I'd lie if I said I didn't miss it occasionally of course, but it's not a huge priority to me so I'm okay with sitting on the sidelines for now. I miss the emotional component much more.

>>7406810
I definitely miss having support and someone to talk to more than sex. But I feel it came with a price last time and I wouldn't have the strength to go through the same stuff again

>>7406842
Yeah I can totally relate. I miss the cuddling more than anything else, honestly.
But I guess it just takes time until you can trust someone again and let yourself go.

>>7406850
I think you're right. Thanks for replying!

>>7406887
No problem at all Anon. I hope you'll find your girl soon.

>Work is giving out bags full of Christmas presents to every department
>No one else from my department is around, so they ask me to take the bag to our office
>awkwardly sit there while everyone takes theirs, because they didn't include one for me

t-that's pretty harsh, h-hahaha...

>>7406901
;----;
i'm sorry anon, that sucks

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How do I stop being so lonely? I'm not good at making friends, I'm very shy, and with winter break coming up I won't be able to walk around campus and look for qts to talk too. I keep getting ghosted on tinder as well, so I'm at a loss here. I just want someone to hang out with me; I feel so alone.

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GALS GALS GALS

MY NEW GUITAR HAS ARRIVED <3

>>7407017
Play Wonderwall for us

>>7407017
PLAY US SOMETHING ANON!

But for real, it looks awesome! Girls who play the guitar are top tier

>>7406901
>>7406907
Aw, the person in charge of the presents just came to apologize and explained that my name wasn't on the list of employees and gave me my very own dorky fleece jacket with my work's name and logo on the back!

>>7407083
That's sweet, I'm glad everything worked out in the end! Have a great Christmas season anon <3

>>7407017
I love a musical girl. What do you mostly play?

>fanfiction that's tragic and really hot alternately
Confusing feels

>>7406781
Thats what I wear right now aside from the slippers I got pumps on cuz I still gotta walk outside. But 26 is to much 24 is nice and comfy. 20 is to cold tho.

>>7405781
we need more Overwatch discussions.

btags??

>>7406901
why do you t-tards include virtual stutters at the start of words?

does 2d lesgen have its own discord

>>7407238
Because it's meant to show shyness or endearment.
You s-slut.

>>7407251
it just makes you look autistic

>>7407114
No, you're sweet! Thank you!

>>7407023
Wonderwall sounds pretty boring without vocals and I don't really like the song either.

>>7407024
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12yPAct5upk

Here you go. And thank you. I love the worn look as well.

>>7407140
I mostly play stoner, blues and metal. But I also know some folk/ acoustic songs. Pretty much everything I consider interesting.

Please listen to the recording with headphones. And sorry because of the sloppy parts, outside's cold and my hands are kind of stiff and frozen.

>>7407238
J-just because you lick cunts doesn't mean you have to act like a cunt.

>>7407293
Very well played, you got sum more?

>>7407326
>implying she's gotten any more than you

>>7407154
I know that feel sis. I'm reading FrozenFractals and it's getting really fucking dark.

>>7407385
Thank you. And maybe later. I got to go to solve some exam shit at the moment.

>>7407408
there was no mention of cunt quantity you blind cunt

>>7406781
>>Tfw work outside year round so my body heats temperature is always fucking amazingly high during the winter.
>>Doesn't matter if it -12 degrees outside my arms/torso are a million degrees so I still sweat a little no matter how little I wear.
It sucks. I don't sweat super disgustingly, I'm not fat, I'm skinny just not toned and I can rarely wear long sleeved shirts..

>>7407560
I know that feel Anon. I don't work outside, but I sweat easily and can stand cold weather relatively well. I had one class today but when I returned home, I was soaked, even though I only wore a light jacket and shirt.

>>7407293
Can you play me:
I Swear Like A Sailor - Steady Hands.
P.S can we get married?

>>7407610
no

>>7407616
O-okay then.

>>7407448
>just because you lick cunts
>cunts (noun) [kənts] pl. : women's genitals
looks like someone's a stupid cunt that can't read what they write about cunts

I just want to find a nice quiet girl who likes watersports so we can scissor and pee in the morning instead of getting out of bed

Is that so much to ask

>>7407649
looks like someone's a stupid cunt who can't reply to the correct post

kjekkle

Girls please. Play nice.

>>7407678
It appears there is a cunt in our midst, who having no argument, resorts to pointing out something trivial.

>>7407734
no argument. stating plural of an item does not assume its quantity

nor does the original poster state anything about herself in regards to number of cunts licked

pls go back to school

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>>7407778
Plural implies a nonzero quantity. If you actually went back and read >>7407408
you would realize that it is jokingly referring to both anons as getting none. This site is 18+, just a heads up. Pay attention to what the teacher is saying, I'm sure it'll be on the test.

>>7407654
Yes, ew

>>7407833
This was a little bit of a painful (You)
But I feel included in the thread insulting at least

>>7407811
actually, plural implies a quantity of more than one. a nonzero quantity could be plural or singular.

looks like someone didn't pay attention to the teacher

What do I do once I get a match on tinder? Do I ask to meet up in our first messages between each other, or wait a day or two? Also, in the days leading up to the date do I keep messaging her?

I'm bad at everything that comes after the initial match. I've messed up with two girls so far and I'm losing hope

>>7407902
It doesn't matter what you do, lesbians are always going to act like they're too good for you, even on casual dating apps. No matter what you do or if you try to be friendly they'll judge you and ignore you. I wish I were straight.

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>>7405665
Thank you for continuing to choose these lovely atmospheric photos! They're great and make this gen stand out in a positive way.

>>7407902
I would say that the timing of asking someone out is kind of on a case by case basis and has more to do with how much chemistry you have vs keeping some sort of "IT IS TIME TO ASK HER OUT" alarm clock on your desk. If the conversation is lively, maybe branch off from talking about a mutual interest into proposing a date. (ex: you're discussing a band you both like, "there's a [same genre] show this weekend, do you want to go?")
And hell yeah, there's no reason to go MIA just because you've accomplished your goal. Presumably you both want to go on the date because you like each other so why would you stop talking to someone you hit it off with?
Just my two cents.

>>7407936
Sorry you've had such a negative experience :( Maybe they are sensing this attitude in you? Even if you think you are being perfectly friendly, maybe the fact that you resent lesbians and want to be straight is seeping through.

>>7408056
Thanks for your advice anon <3 I've been in a funk recently about my bad luck with dating. Yeah, I really fucked up with this very cute girl who I got along with by not texting her for two days after I asked her out.. I got nervous and didn't want to seem clingy, so it's no surprise she hasn't responded to the message I sent Monday. Oh well, I've learned from my mistakes, and I guess that's what's important in the end

>>7408056
Maybe it's just the lesbian community in my area? Most guys I meet are always nice and respectful and friendly, but I just can't get wet over them. Even straight girls are nice to me even when they know I want them. I want to finger a Stacy.

Every time I join a lesbian chat group or go to a local meeting or something they're always talking about how they hate straight people or SJW stuff or how they're discriminated against, but whenever I introduce myself, no matter what I say or do they get all catty and drive me off. Sometimes I try saying stuff like I'm sick of looking at heteros to try and fit in but I think they sense I don't actually care about a culture war. Should I just try to get with a straight girl through like an FFM or something where the guy just watches? Would that work out? I want a girl who loves me but I could settle for that if it meant some sex.

>>7408103
>FFM
Don't do that to yourself.

About to watch Frozen for the first time. What should I expect?

>>7408098
>by not texting her for two days after I asked her out

so why is she unable to text you?

>>Been working out every morning and afternoon just because I've become so damn bored on my days off.
>>Skinny, in shape but not toned.
>>Figured might as well start working on trying to get abs and get my ass back to perfection again.
My legs are killing me.

>>7408112
Not that anon, but I've been looking into this.
Are you telling me it wouldn't be awesome to fuck a guy's girl right in front if him, in all likelyhood make her cum like he never could? (Elsewise they wouldn't be looking to spice things up with you, right?)

I like the idea if some fuckboi 'letting' his girl fuck around with chicks because he doesn't really deep down consider it legitimate sex without a dick, ans just getting played.

>>7408112
Will it get bad? Do you have experience?
I'm shy and like I said I can't feel anything for boys, but how bad could it be to have just one person watching? It could get me some pussy and straight girls are pretty and more importantly are nice to me ;_;
Maybe I just need to be talked out of it but it seems like a thing I could do

>>7408119
I'm not sure, I think she might be ghosting me since she hasn't unmatched me or anything. Even though our initial convo was great, she didn't message me over the weekend either, so maybe it's both of our faults for getting shy? Or she got another match and lost intrest? Ugh it sucks since we live super close, so a relationship with her would have been ideal

>>7408115
its not great

>>7408115
Good visuals, pretty cool music, story is fine for a children's movie, but the porn and fanfiction it's spawned is out of this world.

>>7408132
>>7408134
Then it's not really a threesome though, is it? You're just cucking some beta dude.
Pretty sure threesome includes the guy doing stuff to you. Which is obviously disgusting.

>>7408103
They all sound stupid. Don't be like them. And don't feel lonely just because you don't fit in with them. They're all salty af and give heteros and non attention-whore-seeking lesbians or gays a hard time. FFM is stupid as fuck if you're not bi or straight. Don't do it. You also shouldn't feel the need to say stuff you don't really mean to try and please others. It doesn't work out for anyone. Just be true to yourself and you'll find someone. It just takes time and effort.

>>7408165
I mean, yeah. Everytime I've chatted eith people like that, I always ssk about the guy situation. Suprise, surprise, chatting stops after we establish I dont wanna be touched.
Like, one couple I got pretty lewd with after they got lewd with me and it looked pretty promising; explained to them that he could fuck her while she tries to eat me out or some combo like that, but nope, it's always about that dick.

>>7408142
if you've only spoken like once i wouldn't get too caught up on it. surely there are other girls? i've heard such mixed reviews about this app, some people seem to get loads of qts others struggle

are you attractive?

>>7408189
Oh, I gey a ton if matches; they're just all non-passing trans.

>>7408184
Yeah I mean, that's kinda to be expected I thought. I wouldn't ever want to have a FFM threesome precisely because I assume there's dicks involved.

>>7408165
It's not disgusting, it just wouldn't do anything for me so it's weird and awkward.

>>7408174
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only non-man-hating lesbian around here but I can't afford to move. I'm so lonely. I thought all of that was just supposed to be a stupid stereotype for hicks but lately it seems like the hicks were actually right about everything. I want to go somewhere where everyone gets along and I can find a cute girl. I don't know, I feel really lost. I think if any places offered electrostim therapy stuff like everyone was mad at Pence for supporting, I might just wander into a hospital some day and tell them to shock me until I wanted to take dick. I don't want to be so emo but being alone at Christmas always makes me weepy.

>>7408210
If the dick was off in the distance and not in my field of vision and didn't touch me, I think I'd be okay.

>>7408189
You're right, I shouldn't get to caught up with one girl I had a single conversation with. I'll keep swiping qts and see what happens

I don't know, I've been super liked before so maybe? I don't think I'm hot, but I think I'm average looking. My main picture is if me and my cat, so I'm more playing up the 'nice' aspect than trying to be hot and strike a pose on my pictures haha

>>7406917
hang out with me, anon

>>7407446
Would you say it's... suffering?

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>>7408241
You're a nice person, anon. I hope you have a great week. A few minutes after I made that post I got some courage up and told an acquaintance in my morning class that we should text over break, and she said she yeah, so I have a little bit of hope now c:

>>7408230
aww that's sweet haha. you could always try the hot pose and see if you have any more success?

>>7408299
Alright, I'll try that and see how it turns out!

>>7408323
maybe some "nice" pics then others where you look hot? makeup etc.

if this gets you qts remember me. ;)

>>7408294
That's good to hear. I hope it all goes well and you find someone to do >cl3f9fiy0syx.jpg with you.

>>7408262
It's suffering to be sure, I'm just finishing it though.
Any other fanfics that are a mix of hot and horrible?

>>7408333
I actually do have a nice picture of me in make up in my phone, and I've added it to my profile! Tonight I'll try to take some new photos of me trying to look suave and add them on there too

Don't worry, If I get a date I'll be sure to mention you in the celebration post I'll make here :3

>>7408345
Thank you, you're a sweetie. I hope I find someone to do the cat jpeg with me as well. The girl in class isn't someone who I think of in a dating sense, but it'll be nice to have someone to talk too, even if our conversation will be a little awkward since we mostly just talk about homework before class starts haha

>>7408371
Just know that Tindr isnt something people tend to take seriously, so dont take it too personal if nothing comes from it.
Half the time I'm on Tindr, I'm literally taking a shit.

>>7407249
Not that I know of, we're probably all too autistic and/or anxious for that.

>>7408410
some qts are into that :^)

>>7408371
good luck dear

>>7408346
Does it have to be horrible?
There's always /r9k/eis of course, and /r9k/lite aka Tessellate, which is somewhat less horrible. I remember The Lies We Tell Ourselves being good, but I don't think it's finished yet.

>>7408422
Not the qts I want. If you're into shitplay; die

>>7407610
I'll look it up, but I won't promise anything.

And about getting married, it depends. Where are you from?

>>7407616
This anon is NOT me :<

>>7408448
I don't need, like, SUFFERING, but the mix of smut and angst gets me. But really I'm happy with any recommendations

>>7408455
some qts have no sense of humor

>>7408464
some qts need suffering

>>7407654
>tfw quiet
>tfw piss play is my guilty pleasure
>no one would ever expect innocent ol' me to like this type of stuff

I'm not into drinking tho. That's too far.

>>7408468
My biggest nightmare is that some girl jokes about it, but it's true and then I actually have to havw a converasation about which bodily functions are acceptable

>>7408480
Which bodily functions are though?

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So many fucking normalfags here, Jesus.

>>7408476
I don't like drinking either
I just want to cuddle and rub under the covers until one of us can't hold it anymore
First one to lose control gets kissed
>pls be in LOOONDOOON

Wait so housitter-anon fucked the 17 year old several times and we didn't get a good story?

I was shlicking to that god damn it!

>>7408492
Like don't shit or piss in the bed, babe, damn.
I'm not an asshole, really. I sincerly mean it when I say you do you, but I'd have a kneejerk reaction to anyone with a fetish like that and I don't know if I could logic that reaction away if I was confronted with it.

>>7408496
That's one of my favourite chinese knockoff pictures, gets me every time.

>>7408496
>posted in the middle of two entirely separate conversations about sexualized bodily functions
I don't see it anon.

>>7407654
But then you gotta clean the sheets.

>all these anons into watersports
Is this common now?

Where are the girls who are into s&m and making me bleed what the fuck

>>7408471
Yeah. I think my life is way too uneventful and coddled because I crave this kind of drama in my smut

>>7408507
I'm not either of those two having their weird, sweet little conversation. I'm just literally shitposting here on the sidelines.

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>>7408516
You rang?

>>7408507
OMG I would never just do something like that to someone expecting they were going to be into it, that would be horrible.

>>7408515
If I could find another girl into this I would wash the bedding every day if she wanted and never complain.

>>7408516
Pain is bad! I just want to feel warm, I don't get how bloodsports and BDSM are so accepted and everyone's afraid of peeing.

some qts like to piss the bed

some qts just wanna watch you BLEED

>>7408536
Honestly, I think part of the revultion is a connection between pissing and either children or the old and infirm. (Whether it's founded or not) That and piss is waste; I think most have a general inborn adversion to waste. (Again, however founded that is)
If you cause a certain amount of pain, your body kicks in with exciting things like endorphins and a higher heart rate, and thats without getting into domination stuff.

>>7408536
Pain mingled with pleasure is awesome, Anon. Fite me.

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>>7407654
I want a really bitchy skinny conservative mean girl with glasses and modest fashion sense to aggressively pee on me and then let me hump her leg and pee on her feet. But in a warm shower so no clean up.

>>7408561
I like bleed

>>7408227
I personally dont understand man haters. I never really have a problem with men in general. The ones who wont leave me the hell alone when I say I'm not interested in men and pester at me to be straight annoy me a but, but I don't hate them. Then again, hating basically anyone is just not my thing.
I can understand, holidays suck being single. Move somewhere else if you're not tied down to anything in your area? Sometimes a change of view helps. Get a hobby and start bettering yourself at something. Go learn to love yourself, by yourself first. Go find you for awhile. Being physically active also helps to keep away depression. People always want a relationship because they think it'll make themselves feel better. Well if you don't learn to love yourself and have some self worth, putting all your cards on the table and loosing it all in a relationship isn't going to help. Being able to walk into and out of a relationship and still love yourself is the key. And if you spend more time creating your own happiness, people can sense that in you, and want to join you.

>>7408572
It's warm and sterile though. Pain ought to be associated with infirmity more than anything. My fetish a cute, your fetish a slut

>>7408576
I don't want to fight you, fighting hurts qq
I just want to curl up with a warm peeing girl

>>7408619
I want that now too
But I don't know any conservative mean girls
I'm a conservative girl and I'm a big softy

>>7408638
I'm not saying its entirely logical. But, no. Do only infirm people feel pain? No. But the only people who you hear about not pissing in bathrooms ade the old and young or sick who cant control it. Either that or youre willingly breeching a HUGE social norm.
Considering we probably started out as a specis via rape, I see it following logically more, wanting to mix roughness with sex.

some qts like to be degraded by girls with glasses and modest fashion sense

>>7408659
>willingly breeching a HUGE social norm
You mean like...a...taboo?
Because that's what BDSM people are always talking about, isn't it?
>wanting rapelike
hissssss
We certainly started out as a species via heterosex, but that doesn't stop us from touching ourselves while pretending our vagina is another girl's.

my
fetish
a
best

>>7408659
The taboo is what makes it fun though. At least for me I like the thought of it being filthy and the connotations of that, but since it's actually sterile it's also safe. Also the degredation aspect is fun.
>>7408670
yes

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Why are the degenerate onee-sama posting in this thread?

>>7408695
but nee-chan homosex is degenerate

>>7408688
I'm not saying you're wrong or should feel bad, it's just unfortunate that id someone doesn't share your fetish, because if what I've mentioned, it's revolting. Other fetishes are easier to overlook/accept.
Good luck on finding a pissfriend, though.

>>7408638
>I don't want to fight you, fighting hurts
Yes, that's the hot part

some qts like to bully

>>7405665
>Woman's girlfriend is flirting with other girls, the poor woman has this thread behind her while she deals with this mistreatment.

This is me. The time I posted that was actually the first time I was on lesgen. I wanted to thank you guys for your support and advice.

Girlfriend's still not going to tell this chick about me. I'm emotionally starting to check out of our relationship a little bit. Not fully, but I'm definitely getting this feeling of complete and total apathy about everything even though she continues to assure me that she feels this chick is no problem. Every time I mention this sense of apathy toward the situation she seems to cling tighter and remind me why we're together. One of her grandparents passed away recently and was generally one of the only people she's ever truly cared for so it's really fucked her up.

I'm torn between being upset with her and just wanting to do what I can to help her. Unfortunately, I just don't know how to help her since she's 100% against letting people past this wall she has built up. She told me last night that the closer it gets to Christmas the worse it is. She's telling me things like; "I didn't know you cared this much. The fact you stayed and are relaxed about almost all of this is... Well, it's showing me." and "I know this is breaking your trust in me, but I'm really starting to trust you."

It's probably dumb, but I don't think I'm going to break it off with her unless she breaks it off with me. I know I can't 'fix' her and that was never my aim-- but I don't feel like this is something I should just walk away from.

Fuck, I'm stupid.

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>>7408702
Homosex is the purest sex. Pissing is what is degenerate.

>>7408716
I wish you luck anon. I can't really blame you, since I would probably do the same. Even though it's probably not the healthiest choice for you.

>>7408748
I know it isn't. It's incredibly stressful and I'm the kind of individual that worries over every little thing, but doesn't exactly let it be known? At this point I think it's less for me and more for her. I think she needs a healthy relationship/someone that has this sense of boundless patience. Maybe I'm wrong, but I just want to be here for her even if she fucks up.

>>7408516
Man i wish i could make my gf bleed but i'd feel so bad doing it.

>>7408717
Well you wouldn't know seeing as you're a mentally deranged man.

>>7408781
You can start easy. Scratch her a little bit. That can feel amazing on the inside of your thighs or boobs. I won't draw blood at first.

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I have wanted a lip ring since ~2011 but have never gone through with , partly because, for better or for worse, I am quite image conscious and care about what first impression I make on people and I worry about being ugly. However, I'm thinking that since years have passed and I still like the idea, maybe it would make me happy and feel more like myself if I had one and stopped worrying. Idk though.

What do you think of lip rings?

>>7408781
I would never want to hurt my gf. I had my arm around her neck once and accidentally pressed too hard on her throat and hurt her. I felt bad for the rest of the day.

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>>7408812
2pure4you, normieshit.

>>7408827
gross and garbage imo

>>7408827
I always thought they were attractive. But it really depends on the girl. I like girls with tattoos and piercings way too much to be healthy.

>>7408843
ye i don't like them either

an 8/10 can go to a 6 if she's got piercings other than her ears

>>7408695
>>7408717
That scene made me laugh so hard. The first homobira is still the only one I've finished, because it was so fucking funny.

>>7408499
New York :(

>>7408766
I get wanting to be there for someone you love, and it's pretty useless to say "try not to overextend yourself" because it's a slow thing and hard to notice when it's happening, but please do try to keep tabs on whether being with her is more emotionally draining than rewarding.

I don't like boobs at all.

All I really care about is pussy, although during sex I give plenty of attention to everything that needs it to get a chick fired up and get her off.

Is that okay? I haven't had any complaints, but I still feel like it's, like, morally not okay, or something.

>>7408877
You should play the others, they are worth for the lewd, plus starting from Maidens of Michael game the stories become actually good.

>>7408872
Haha I feel the opposite, body mods make cute girls cuter in my eyes!

>>7408892
Another NY anon checking in.

>>7408919
So I hear. The second one was too cute for me though, and I lost interest.

>>7408717
Pissing is not degenerate! You piss every day, multiple times a day! If I diddle myself while I'm doing it and wish I were with another girl, there is nothing wrong with that

Beds are going to be washed anyways

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>>7408935
>The second one was too cute for me though, and I lost interest.

>>7408910
Maybe it's on me, though. I was single for around six years before her. On one hand, I do really want to be there for her and help her through whatever is happening...

But on the other hand I feel like I latch onto this so hard because I feel it'll be another six years before I feel something again.

>>7408892
It's a /fit/ meme
But I'm actually somewhere even further from New York
So I'll just keep peeing alone~
But maybe you and >>7408921 can hook up and tell me about it

>>7408940
Accurate picture, I couldn't handle ST either.

>>7408962
Sakura Trick was total shit, though.

Just a bad show except for a tiny handful of scenes with decent scenes and chemistry, everything else was awful, especially the ending - DURR WHATS LOVE LUL

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>>7408962
So you can only watch degenerate yuri? Maybe you should check out Ange Vierge.

>>7408974
>decent scenes

decent animation I meant

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>>7408974
Yeah Sakura Trick was a mistake but Tachi is fixing her wrongdoings with Soukaku Kankei.

>>7408974
No, like I had to try multiple times to even make it through the first episode without running out of the room. Something about it just makes my skin crawl.

>>7408975
>So you can only watch degenerate yuri?
No, I like lots of cute things. There's just a particular type of cute that I can't deal with. I really want to like it and I've tried force-feeding myself 4koma and cute shows to cure myself, but I think that just made the allergy worse.

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>>7408982
>sakura shit
>decent animation
Shit was awful and low budget, the only decent thing in Sakura Trick were the progressively lewder kisses.

>>7409005
Right, those are the "handful of scenes with some decent animation" I was referring to.

And even then, only decent.

It was still mostly crap overall, unfortunately.

I really wanted it to be good but it just wasn't.

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>>7409002
I'm sorry your poor soul can't appreciate cute 4koma shows. Personally they're what fuels my life. Moe and yuri.

>>7409015
It can't be helped, to me the Sakura Trick anime was a disappointment because of the low budget. The manga is a disappointment because Haruka is a fucking retard, also needs more Mitsuki and Rina (why must Mitsuki be the fucking retard now).

>>7409023
Indeed, life would be easier if I liked them all instead of just some.

>>7409050
What are the ones you like?

>>7408911
you like what you like. i don't think it's ever morally not ok as long as you act decent.

>>7409042
>because Haruka is a fucking retard

I could have looked past the anime production problems if it weren't for this.

>>7408911
NO
Boobs are fucking great. My last gf like never touched mine and always had to be reminded and eventually and stopped asking and WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN????

Anyone else here cringe when they get called ma'am, but not in a tranny way? It makes me feel old.

>>7409052
yys, widefaces and yryr (not technically a 4koma, I know) come to mind

>>7409133
No, I like it. But I have a mild complex about how young I look.

>>7409140
Anyone who doesn't like YYS or Hidamari has no soul. Though why do specially like YRYR? Because it has more comedy than your average CGDCT?

>>7409133
YES

i am only 23 and when people call me mrs or lady instead of miss/girl i cry inside like where is my zimmerframe

>>7408821
>That can feel amazing on the inside of your thighs or boobs.

On your back and waist, too.

>>7409133
Aren't they just being polite?

>>7409147
>Because it has more comedy than your average CGDCT?
Probably, I tend to like gag 4koma more than the ones that are just flirting.

>>7409171
Yeah but I still don't like it. I prefer youthful words like miss, girl, etc. I'm 23,, same as the other anon.

>>7409133
I've been called ma'am by people working at stores and clerks and stuff since I was 16ish, I don't interpret it to be any different than being called miss. Just a way to address a woman you don't know, the equivalent sir.

>>7409212
A lot of women get mad like it's a pejorative if someone calls them miss or girl.
You remember there was that whole feminazi campaign about "don't refer to women with these diminishing demeaning terms, we know what all women want to feel like because we dye our hair blue"

>>7408911
I don't think boobs have a moral value, but HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE BOOBS

>>7409153
Definitely yeah. God I miss having a girlfriend.

Kissing at the end of a successful first date:
an absolute must / expected but not necessary / depends on how casual the date is (afternoon coffee vs candlelight dinner) / entirely optional / no thank you.

Which 1 R U

>>7409358
Entirely optional.


Also
>tfw gf cancels date with you

>>7409358
>depends on how casual the date is (afternoon coffee vs candlelight dinner)

But this is coming from someone who has never been on a date so fuck my inexperienced opinion

>>7409358
Depends on the date. I would say for a more formal (or more drunken) date it's expected but not necessary.

>>7409358
Depends / entirely optional

>>7409358
If the date was successful like you stated, I guess a kiss on the cheek is the minimum I'd give.

>>7408911
I have get practically no pleasant sensation from my boobs and I'm not really interested in them either.

>>7409542

Sounds like a fuckin' challenge...

>>7409542
d/a, but same. They hurt when it's ragtime, and that's about it. I find collarbones, thighs, arms, hands, abs, backs, etc all sexier than boobs.

>>7408911
I love my tits getting grabbed/groped. My girlfriend does it a lot when she's drunk, but otherwise doesn't care for them too much when she's sober. She's gotten to the point where she's randomly playing with them sober recently, however.

>>7409272
I'm kind of dating someone and we can satisfy each other's needs pretty well in that regard, but unfortuntely she's had a lot of work to do recently and I'm reaching the point of sexual frustration.

>>7409556
They just don't seem to be an erogenous zone for me, despite how fucking sore they get before my period.

Now, the crease where my thigh meets my pelvis. I jump a foot in the air whenever my cat accidentally stands on me there.

>>7409570
Join the club sister.

>>7409579
Will your Qt be off for Christmas? It's the only reason I'm looking forward to next week.

>>7409588
I'm going to Italy with her in January but won't see her until Jan 5th because she's spending the whole Christmas/New Year's with her family abroad.

>>7409571
>I jump a foot in the air whenever my cat accidentally stands on me there.
iktf. Or when cat licks my ear. DO NOT do that. That is a sexual thing for me and you are a cat.

>>7409607
That's nice Anon, I hope you guys will enjoy your trip. Qt asked me to host a New Year's party together, that's the only bigger thing we got planned.

Does the "forget about love and love will come to you when you least expect it" apply to lesbians at all.

We're one small-ass minority so shoylf wr acrually be "hunting" for gfs until we find the one? I'm starting to think it's physically impossible for it to happeb as easily as it does for straighties.

>>7409735
Do you type with your tongue or something?
You pretty much have to look unless you're in a really queer field.

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>>7409745
On phone and was kind in a rush... Kinda hilarious reading it back now, it didn't look bad before posting.

Uhuh, that's what I thought.
Yep, gon die alone.

>>7409714
Thanks, I hope we will too! She's actually got grandparents there or something so fingers crossed I'll not be the good friend who has to sleep in the outhouse or something, aha.
New Year's party sounds super cool though. A bit stressful possibly but can totally be fun.

>>7409796
My Qt's mother isn't too fond of her being involved with another woman, so no family gatherings soon on that front.
Yeah, I believe there will be some stress preparing for it, but since I'll do it with her it will be totally fine.

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>tfw she'll never like you because you're too ugly for her
>tfw no matter how many hours you spend in the gym
>tfw no matter how many fucking broccoli and chicken breasts you eat
>you'll always be ugly
>and you'll never be able to tell her anything because you won't see her again, ever
>you'll never cuddle, hug or kiss
>you'll always just stare on a fucking screen, imagining what you could be doing if you weren't so fucked up
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE

>>7409358
Depends on their interest. I actually like going on dates where if I can, go somewhere or do an activity about something THEY like that they can teach me about, and I can ask them questions to get them comfortable and make them open up if they're shy.
Dinners on first dates really don't need to be fancy considering you're getting to know someone, just ask em where they'd like to eat. Sushi with a little sake is good imo.
Fancy dinners are for when you're actually dating and want bonus points with your gf or to celebrate something together.
I don't feel the need to kiss on the first date. It would be weird if we hadn't talked a lot in person prior. I'm not a super prude by any means, but it would be awkward if one of us was just unreceptive to the date and kissed one another.
I wouldn't really be into someone bringing me on some extravagant date like some 50s movie with champagne at a 5 star restaurant with roses and chocolates for a first date. It just SCREAMS too desperate, too willing to be committed to me and would make me assume they'd be really clingy.

>>7408499
desu watersports and desperation are my guilty pleasures. seeing a girl suffer like that absolutely puts me in my grave.

anybody near suffollk wanna get stoned and talk about how sad we are all the time

God, this girl asked for my number while I was at work and she's so boring. I'm going to get coffee with her on friday but she literally has nothing interesting to say so far. It's a struggle to keep conversation going.

>>7410093
That's the problem with a lot of people unfortunately

>>7410093
People like you is why we autists have no gf. Have compassion of her, she might open up with time.

>>7410135
Oh, fuck off

>>7410147
At least tell her you don't like her, then, you stupid shitter.

>>7410135
>People like you is why we autists-
you can't be serious
I know we like to feel sorry for ourselves in here but how is your failure to be fun and engaging someone else's fault?

>tfw no winter gf
>no qt to snuggle with while it's freezing outside
>no qt to surprise by having baked her favorite sweets when she comes over to my house
>no qt to go ice skating, and fail miserably with
>no qt to buy gifts for
>no qt to share hobbies with
>no qt to have awesome sex with
>no qt to stay up until 2am and talk with
>no qt to share makeup with
>no qt to play the piano for
>no qt to pamper
>no qt to love
>no qt gf

>>7410135
Look, I'm an autist too, but in the situation where I want a gf, I fake being normal, and play off my autismo shit as being normal nerves at talking to a qt. You gotta put some effort in! Getting one word responses isn't helping anyone.

im sorry for being transgender

>>7408975
This better not be a show that requires yuri goggles.

Can you recommend me more degenerate yuri?

>>7410219
Where do I sign up?
You had me at baking sweets and then everything else sounds amazing.

>>7410219
stop it anon you're making me sad ;_;

>>7410248
Thank you anon! I like to bake, so getting a gf would automatically
mean I'd bake her a ton of her favorite things. If you live in Appalachia, sign ups are available hahah

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>>7409935
there's always plastic surgery

>>7409735
Same retarded anon here.

It's 1AM, I'm working for my god damn finals and am piss tired already. But I am feeling tempted to download and check tinder out.
Considering I'm closeted and like it this way for now, how bad of a move could this be?

W-What do when you repeatedly catch a random creep staring into your window at night, who's apparently also trying to watch you sleep?

>>7409735
1% of the entire female population still means 35 million women.

>>7410343
call the police.

>>7410343
close the curtains

>Sister came out to me over a decade ago
>was the first in the family she came out to and I supported her from the start
>For years I'm the only family member that knows shes a lesbian (We live in the south and parents are very conservative christians)
>Skip a few years and I come out to her about my own lgbtness, she supports me and all is well for a few months
>Get in a really big fight with her a while later, havent spoken to her in over a year since
>Find out through word of mouth that she and her long term ish gf broke up a couple months after our fight
>Now am hearing that she is apparently dating a guy and has been on off with him for close to a year
I guess I posted this here because I'm wondering how I should feel about this. Was her being gay just a phase? Was she just trying to fit in with a certain crowd since she moved out on her own to a very liberal city all those years ago?
This is the part where I may appear to be an asshole but I always had a feeling in the back of my mind that she wasnt really gay because growing up with her she has always been the overly dramatic and "rebellious" type. On the other hand part of me thinks shes just back in a denial post breakup phase.
Sorry about the blogpost.

>>7410340
depends if your parents or whoever you don't want finding out also use tinder

>>7410365
I was thinking the same, but also wondering what they could even do? Like they can't keep the building under watch all the time.

>>7410151
Not even original anon

>>7410372
maybe she's bi

>>7410385
Do you have a description?
Since you keep recognising the creep, I assume you have. Tell them how he or she looks.
Keep writing the times down when you notice him. It also helps narrow down things a bit.

>>7410385
They might be able to give you some advice. What precautions to take, what else to look out for, how you could get him taken in.

>>7410372
Any of those theories are possible. You know your sister better than we do, if you don't know then we won't know. Only time will tell.

>>7410372
Desperate rebound? Not everyone's a kinsey 6

Is there anything wrong with my tinder bio? I'm iffy about it, but I'm not sure how to change it. I think that it's too long, and that I come off as kind of a bitch in it, but what do you all think?

"Hey! I'm going to be an engineering major starting this fall

I like piano, drawing, papercraft, cooking.. basically a lot of artsy shit. I'm also cuddly, and love to bike and go hiking!

Anyways, I'm down for whatever, so let's chat!"

>>7410372
Did she came out to you before she knew the crowd?

>>7410385
At a bare minimum they will scare him off. No one likes having the police crowd around you and say "we've received reports of you doing X." It is unacceptable to allow him to stand there and watch you sleep through your window. Call 911 and say what you wrote here, if you change "random creep" to "stranger" then you can even read it to the operator verbatim.

>>7410400
I guess this is possible but I doubt she'd ever admit it.

>>7410419
True. Part of me feels a little betrayed if it does end up just being a phase or whatever she went through.

>>7410420
Sorry I dont know the terminology.

>>7410440
No she had lived on her own among the college crowd and whatever crowd she hung out with for a couple years before coming out to me.

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Hi. Gay man here.How accurate is this description of lesbian life?

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>>7410482

>>7410435
yeah you sound like a cunt. nobody cares about all of that. if they do they will ask you about it.
keep it to one sentence. remove the exclamations.

>>7410435
not sure why you'd think that's bitchy

>>7410482
>>7410492
Easily 70% of these threads is >tfw no qt gf
So maybe for some people, but I doubt it in most places.

>>7410481
OK, my next question.
Did she had a dislike for men in general?

>>7410435
sounds fine
>>7410497
how rude!

>>7410504
Easily 70% of these threads is straight men larping as lesbians.

>>7410497
Alright thanks, I'll go and change it to something shorter.

>>7410508
No. She even had a few, though unsuccessful, boyfriends she would talk to me about before coming out.

>>7410515
Every woman on the internet is really a fat,neckbeard who has memorized every line from the first season of MLP

>>7410512
>>7410499
Awesome, I'm glad it doesn't sound bad to you guys, but I might still make it shorter!

>>7410435
To be honest I think it sounds generic. Try to inject some of your personality or sense of humor into! Also cut the "Hey!" and drop the last sentence (or if you're open to hookups just leave "down for whatever").

A tinder bio doesn't have to be a fact sheet, it's much more important that it communicate your personality and are intriguing rather than whether or not you like hiking. My friends bios are (word for word and in their entirety) "looking for a team to pull off the heist of the century with" and "not your average mountain goblin." They have been genuinely working out great.

>>7410482
>>7410492
Most of the time I play lesbian games on my lesbian laptop while lying on my lesbian bed, because I am the lazyiest lezzy in lesbian Germany (I even got a lesbian award for that).

>>7410531
I just assume that all of the people talking about their fetishes ITT are the real women and all of the people giving cliche bitchy snippy replies are guys acting out frosty lesbian fetishes. It keeps me upbeat.

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>TFW 18-20 yr olds keep messaging me on dating websites

I probably already look like a granny tranny, hopefully I will be this popular in like 10 years when the next wave of jailbait is raised by SJWs to like the old lady GT

>>7410379
Having people check out my phone is in no way a problem because it simply won't happen. And the only people who would see me on tinder would be other women interested in women, right?

If that's the case, I can only picture myself finding classmates (or them finding me) that I wouldn't want to date. That could be awkward.

>>7410515
>70%

On the chans, every man is a man, every woman is a man and every kid is an FBI agent.

The only boards infested with GOTIS are /cm/ /hm/ and /y/

I mean how new are you to point something obvious like this out?

>>7410534
Thank you! Yeah, I've noticed I'm more of a fan of girls with short bios. One I saw earlier today that stood out to me said "ask me ask out my bayblade collection". I changed my bio, so hopefully my results will start to improve!

>>7410635
>ask me about my bayblade collection
Ahaha, that's amazing. Good luck on your Tinder adventure, hope you get lots of matches with qts. :)

>>7410566
Those are just full of homos though
Also you're calling me a newfag and you omitted the obvious /cgl/

>>7410688
Yaoi is for fujoshits. The one that caters to homo men is called bara and fujoshits hate that stuff.
And yes, I forgot /cgl/ even existed.

And so does /n/. Every noticed how many boards we have?

>>7410669
Thank you so much c: I'm also going to change my profile pic to one of me looking snazzy with some makeup on. The only problem is I went on an anger filled tinder-binge a few hours ago, and have already been though all the girls in my area, so it'll be a few more days until qts start popping back up, but when they do I'll report back here if I get a date! Have a wonderful day, anon

>>7410704
They're men pretending to be "cute girls who like cute boys"

>>7410716
Then these guys are fucked in the head.

Pretending to be someone else is one thing, pretending to obsess about something while pretending to be someone else is too laborious.

>tfw you're always the bitch

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>>7410238
There is legit incest fucking in Ange Vierge. They fucked twice.

The most degenerate yuri anime I know is Tenshi no Drop, although it's only 5 minutes long.

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>>7409263
You don't think it's a little bit bullshit that boys are 'Sir/Mr.' from the getgo and women get called 'Miss' well on in age? I mean, legally forever unless they get married?

>>7410988
>english

>>7410995
1) It's not a rule. We had/have a 'Miss' equivalent for boys and unmarried men but we decided to fuck off with that, but keep it on for women, intentionally
2) No shit, English, you're on an English-default board and anon up there said 'Miss', which, surprise, is English

At least we don't conjugate every word on whether or not we're speaking to someone we ought to 'respect'.

>>7410988
different anon, but why would anyone get upset at being called ma'am? it's just the equivalent of "sir" for anyone female, not really affected by age. everyone in the service industry defaults to using sir and ma'am for guests and why would you be offended?

>>7411017
>different anon, but why would anyone get upset at being called ma'am?
I don't see anyone really getting pissed at simply being called that, without any further implication. It's generally old women who are sensitive about their age, not young women.

> everyone in the service industry defaults to using sir and ma'am for guests and why would you be offended?
Miss is still in heavy use.

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/banned-sex-acts-porn-digital-economy-bill-risks
Kek

>>7411030
>Miss is still in heavy use.
I guess it varies by location, because as far as I remember, it's usually been ma'am. Everyone where I worked used it. Though to be fair, I never paid much mind to it, so maybe I'll start making note of which I hear more if I ever go outside again.

>>7411012
>anglo cucks so dumb they can't talk an advanced language

feels so weirdly relieving to admit I /like/ girls. I've always acted quite gay and recognized it but my mindset was to brush it off and think "eh you're straight this means nothing" >.>

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We should make a vocaroo thread again. I want to hear all y'allz purdy voices.

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>tfw your mental health is progressively getting worse
I just had to reassure myself "this is reality" to not do something stupid. I guess I will be getting back to the loony bin soon.

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I can tell my period's nearly here, because my dreams about the girl I like, have gone from domestic cute shit, like how our wedding would be, to completely lewd

T-too bad neither will ever happen

>>7411126
K you post first.

>>7411133
Get a qt to comfort you during those moments~

>>7411149
I can't even get a qt during "normal" conditions.

>>7411133
At least make it to the end of this season sis, it's been a pretty good one. Hell, aren't you curious about Kobayashi-san and LWA?

>>7411158
Everyone here can get a qt, trust.

>>7411160
I wasn't gonna an hero, just wanted to storm out naked begging for help because I thought I was dying. First time in my life I non-ironically think I was having a dream, it was pretty scare.

This season is indeed pretty good, and I'm looking forward to 2017 a lot because lots of yuri. I hope my mom doesn't call the police to take me to the psychiatric ward or I will miss muh anniemoos.

>>7411141
I'm on mobile and, judging by that "K", I'm not a fucking tranny.

>>7411126
Can we do it like next thread? Because people always tell me I have a cute cartoon/princess voice, but I also don't want my roommate wondering what the fuck I'm doing

>>7411174
>just wanted to storm out naked begging for help because I thought I was dying. First time in my life I non-ironically think I was having a dream, it was pretty scare.
You what? You were hallucinating?

>>7411213
I don't do drugs.

>>7411226
There are multiple mental illnesses that cause you to hallucinate or disassociate from reality. You don't need to be on drugs to do so

>>7411226
Are you retarded, or do you only think people on drugs hallucinate?

>>7411126
It's always fun to see whether I get hit on or called a tranny. Or both.

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>>7411238
>>7411239
Well that's it, I'm fucking crazy. Now I'm really beyond salvation.

>>7411180
Why are you people so obsessed with trannies? Honestly not sure how the fuck you got that from the usage of a shortened form of "okay".

>>7411257
Or maybe you NEED drugs

>>7411257
I just assumed you were mentally linking hallucinating to hallucinogen.

>>7411284
Too expensive. Generics are shit.

>>7411297
Wanna smoke pot with me? Could help ya chill out.

>>7411299
No, addictive placebo.

>>7411306
Not addictive anymore than anything else not chemically addictive, and it's a placebo.

>>7411310
Or, isn't I mean. How could it be?
You think everyone who spends money on pot does it to pretend to be high?

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>>7411310
>>7411312
>defending that marijuana isn't addictive
>defending it isn't a placebo for most situations
Dude weed lmao

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>>7411299
>suggesting someone with possible psychosis to smoke pot
Hope you aren't genetically predisposed to schizophrenia!

>>7411332
It isn't chemically addictive. No more addictive that being trapped in a porn/masturbation cycle or something.
What do you mean it's a placebo in most situations? It has a chemical effect, it's not a placebo.

>>7411343
I didn't suggest she trip on LSD

>>7411332
>Canada is the Akari of the world
>Nice but fucking invisible
kek. Does that mean Amerikane is secretly obsessed with Canada~n?

>>7411343
I think I do have psychosis. A diagnose from when I was 16 at least says that. I thought it couldn't get worse though.

>>7411260
I've been accused of being a transbian/straight dude more times than I'd like.

>>7411377
this is lesgen, who hasn't?

>>7411364
https://www.drugabuse.gov/publications/research-reports/marijuana/marijuana-addictive
It creates dependence on it for around 30% of potheads, showing symptoms of withdrawal and all.

>It has a chemical effect, it's not a placebo
I mean placebo for whatever illnesses you junkies think marijuana can miraculously cure. Of course the trip isn't a placebo.

>>7411395
I don't want her to be cured, I want her to be stoned, you retard

>>7411368
Have you been on any anti-psychotics medication, or have had them re-balanced recently? Or have you been seeking psychiatric help regularly? Because untreated, your delusions can absolutely get worse.

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>>7411367
I think murrka is just tsundere for Canada. They know it's a better country but don't want to admit it.

>>7411401
>stoning someone with a mental illness
Sounds good.

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>>7411410
I was injected pipotiazine palmitate every month for 4 months, supposedly they should have been 6 months but that shit made me sleep 16 hours a day easily and killed my interest for things so I begged no more. It did made my psychosis go away until now, but then I basically haven't returned to the psychiatrist since I was 18.

>>7411257
Go to a doc and get Risperidone. Works for me but makes you gain weight.

>>7411412
Fuck off, commie. I ain't drinking milk from a bag.

>>7411593
kek

>>7411593
Canadians are just trying to get closer to the authentic straight-from-the-titty experience.

What kind of sex toys do lesbians use? Do they not use phallic things since they don't like dicks?

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>>7411609
Just seems like the last thing I would give a child is a bag that you can't sit down straight and have to pierce with a straw; problems abound enough with Capri Suns.
Then again, maybe your kids are less retarded up there.

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>>7411622
I was just joking, the bags are the equivalent of a jug not an individual serving. There are special bag-holders for them too.

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>>7411717
Don't you lie to me you Juno-loving, hockey-playing, fuck

>bought pair of cute underoos online
>wonder why it cost so much
>realize it's a couple boxset

Well i guess my gf is getting an extra Christmas present this year.

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>>7411722
Back off american't, that picture was taken in LA.

>>7411741
I'm so jealous of couples who share the same sizes and can share clothes ;_;

>>7411741
>>7405877
Well you got responses this time.

>>7411364
You realise pot can also trigger schizophrenia in people predisposed to it, right?

>>7411767
I like them odds.

>>7411759
huh that's not even me.

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>>7411759
i'm>>7405877
>>7411741
wasn't me

>>7411126
lets make it the theme for the next thread.

>>7411775
>>7411808
lmao, well what are the odds. Two anons have bought matching "underoos"

>>7411768
Alright.

>>7411825
I think it's cute.

two girls in coordinating underwear
its hot

>>7411836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8S5g8aFLfk&list=PL7XlqX4npddfrdpMCxBnNZXg2GFll7t5y&index=86

>>7411808
Maybe we'll have an underwear exchange soon.

>tfw somehow your gf manages to genuinely enjoy you as a person.