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Giving good blowjobs.
How.
I remember there was an infographic for it someone posted here.

>>7295210
>Don't use your teeth
>Don't vommit when they grab your head and face fuck you.

>>7295291
Unless they're into it.

>>7295296
True. That goes for both teeth and vommit.

But, generally.

>>7295196
I generally watch the "current" shows when they're about, like breaking bad and the walking dead, though the main shows I love to watch would be Red Dwarf and the Star Trek series.

Modern TV is quite surprising really, I see a lot of adverts for what I'd suppose are bad shows or just budget, but they seem to be rather good with decent acting that you can get involved with.

>>7295210
Just do a lot of things with it, don't suck it up and down endlessly, mix it up. I found it was best when you stop, start to pick the tip and jack them off or stuff. Suck the balls too, do it all.

>>7295196
why the hell did Josh break up with Arnold?
I still don't get it
QI's good, maybe a little better now Sandi's taken over
I tend to just watch comedy stuff, sitcoms and such
currently working my way through Ab Fab

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>just found an old childhood friend of mine on the internet
>he turned out extremely hot, an actor and on college
>I turned out a neet with a shit body and a faggot
JUST KILL ME
KILL ME PLEASE
HE'S HOT AS FUCK
AND I TURNED OUT A FAGGOT
AND WE WERE FRIENDS LIKE BROTHERS
AND HE IS SO FUCKING HOT NOW

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>>7295451
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
OH GOD WHY
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH IMAGES OF SUICIDE FOR THIS

>>7295451
Yeah, I hate how people dind't turn out useless pieces of shit like me. Major bummer.

>>7295210
Be sure to use both mandibles.

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Do I have to act like a fucking faggot to get a boyfriend? I'm a normal gay guy, who acts like themselves and not follow trends, I look decent and I'm nice to literally everyone, I dress nicely and I have shitloads of interests, what the fuck do I have to do to get a boyfriend? I see all these queens having boyfriends and it fucking sucks.

I'm 19, 116lbs and 5'4", and for the life of me I can't get a boyfriend, and to be honest, I'm not trying hard to get one either, because I HATE hitting on guys, I find it creepy as fuck, I rather develop a friendship first then develop a relationship.

So, how do you get a boyfriends without being a queen or a creep?

Hey it's friday night. What are you up to?

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>>7295463
YOU DON'T GET IT
WE WERE SO CLOSE
I LIKED HIM BACK THEN BUT I WAS TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND IT
WE SAW EACH OTHER EVERY DAY FROM THE AGES OF 5 TO 14
I MISSED HIM EVEN BEFORE I KNEW HE WAS LIKE THAT
AND NOW I WISH I COULD BE WITH HIM AGAIN
FUCK
FUCK
I'm happy that he's well in life but oh god I wish things had been different and we could be together now.

>>7295472
Being a bitter cunt on the internet.
Business like usual.

>>7295466
People get bfs cause they're out and about being social while you whine about not having a bf on the internet.

>I'm not trying hard to get one either, because I HATE hitting on guys
This isn't helping.

>I'm 19

You're young. Don't be one of those faggots who has multiple ex bfs cause retarded at relationships.

>>7295498
>they're out and about being social while you whine about not having a bf on the internet.
When did I say I wasn't social? I go to college daily and I have friends, just because I post on 4chan doesn't mean I have no social life.

>>7295487
Didn't ask for your life story, pal.

>>7295472
Eating hand food with a knife and fork. I'm just that fucking wacky.

>>7295527
you're a dick, desu.

>>7295534
Same.

>>7295435
>why the hell did Josh break up with Arnold?
Think their relationship wasn't all that strong since they started off with having an "open" one. I mean up until Series 3 I thought Josh's goal was to get a boyfriend, but now they're all saying that they're young and want to have fun. I liked Josh a lot better in the first two series in any case. Now Tom and Ella seem like the more likeable ones.

>>7295451
Talk to him faggot. Maybe you'll get a hot personal trainer.

>some family is over
>gay cousin probably brought over his husband
>I look like shit
fuck the holidays

>>7295472
I have to put away some clothes, take a shower and wash my hair, and finish working on a project for my semester final.

Home alone on a friday night as usual etc.

>>7295562
Josh and Arnold didn't seem like the type to be open, especially Arnold, he was really shy
The character progression from last series to this one doesn't really make sense
Not to me anyway

>>7295472
debating on if i should just buy a ps4 bundle like a good goy

also trying to ask this daddy if he wants to meet up

FACT: you can't be gay if you're a virgin

>>7295708
>I look like shit
Step up your game senpai.

>>7295750
why delete, your post isn't any more less useless than the rest of the garbage. good luck

FACT: you can't be straight if you're a virgin

>>7295833
what if i oogle at dicks all day, this doesn't add up what else could be causing this feeling.

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>>7295833

>>7295844
If you are so gay, then why don't you have a dick in your ass right now?

>>7295882
could be yours if you wanted anon ;^)

>>7295902
where you at?

>>7295833
I beg to differ

>>7295833
FACT: only females can be virgin

FACT: it's not gay if the balls don't touch

Fuck I love egg sandwiches. Fuck.

Fucking.

>>7295958
I like guys who beg for my cock

>>7295834
I just lied in bed all day today.
Also I can't stop stuffing my face lately.
I just want to enjoy food :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=351Aa5q_S98

>>7295578
He's an actor, as in movies and shit.

Jesus he's so hot right now I can't believe my childhood friend became a hunk.

>>7296042
what films? i want to see what he looks like so i can make fun of you for not tapping that

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>>7295708
>tfw my doctor uncle his doctor boyfriend were and my grandma's house
>I left to go to a bar to preform drag before they got there

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>>7296063
DON'T REMIND ME I LITERALLY WENT THROUGH TIMES WHERE I WASN'T SURE THERE WOULD BE FOOD TO EAT AND IT STILL DOESN'T HURT LIKE THIS
OH GOD

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>>7296082
sry dude

you'll survive without him; life goes on

>>7296082
Why did you lose touch with him?

>>7296063
Wanna bet the hunk is a 3/10 comedic relief actor?

>>7296142
That or a literal nobody in a made for TV movie

>>7296154
Soap commerical.
Or maybe even a one off those terrible local cable commericals.

>>7296082
tell us what he was in or literally this
>>7296142
>>7296154
>>7296174

>>7295929
texas

Who /didn'tcelebrateThanksgiving/ here?

>>7296246
You didn't eat at all?

>>7296251
I microwaved some macaroni and cheese. That ain't Thanksgiving.

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>>7296123
Mother got depressed, was forcibly retired for health problems, we got really really poor because the meds took away most of the money. We didn't had money to even take a fucking bus. She had to do 3 surgeries then I got to do 3 surgeries...

And I've never had contact with my degenerate father so there were only me and her.

Things are better for us now, but I've lost contact with everyone I knew.

>>7296142
>>7296154
>>7296174
I don't give a fuck how prestigious his career as an actor is, I loved this dude longer before I got in touch with my sexuality.

>>7296204
I'd love to come over and have sex with you but there's two countries and the Atlantic ocean between us

sorry ;_;

>>7296271
Are you around 19/20 from Milwaukee?

I know someone from a soap commercial too

>>7296296
Nope, I'm from south america.

I'm only fat because I eat too much
I only eat too much because I'm sad
I'm only sad because I'm lonely
I'm only lonely because I have no bf
I have no bf because I'm fat
I'm only fat because I eat too much
I only eat too much because I'm sad
I'm only sad because I'm lonely
I'm only lonely because I have no bf
I have no bf because I'm fat

How does one end this cycle?

>>7295472
Thinking about how lonely I am

Post a picture of your face.

>>7296363
Oh that's a weird coincide then. The person I know turned out to be an asshole

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>>7296410

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evening gg

>>7295196
I really love yuri on ice and mob psycho 100 right now, but in general i'd say faves are pretty basic the office / parks and rec / bobs burgers

and nge im a diehard nge fan

>>7296010
is that a...problem? like...egg sandwiches are fine

>>7296381
try running

>>7296410
i've already done so id rather not again
i used to like tinychats back when they weren't dead

Any good black friday deals on clothes or underwear? Figure I'd ask

>>7296410
What for

>>7296381
eat less
join a club or meetup group
go for a run a few times a week
or a walk
or something

Should I get a Bulbasaur tattooed on my ass ?

>>7296417
I've slept about four hours in the past five or six days, I'm permitted to swear about my egg sandwiches.

>>7296469
Definitely.

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>>7296469
why not

>>7296472
by all means u can swear abt ur egg sandwiches i guess i just dont get why

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>>7296419
wolf underwear is the new hotness.

>>7296472
>Definitely.

Thanks for the advice bro

But why ? Give me reasons ?

>>7296488
Just make sure it's a bara bulbasaur

>>7296482
That's cause yours a bitch.

>>7296488
Nope.

>>7296504
>bara bulbasaur

I like the way you think :)

I just wanna make sure that most people would be willing to fuck that kinda guy

>>7296485
>undies that turn your crotch into a wolf's head
lol

>>7296519
Well I'm sure there's got to be at least a few people who are into poke porn

>>7296569

but will it make me seem qt ?

>>7296603
Post face and we'll see

>>7296622

No my face is ugly

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>>7295527
>even total losers say didn't ask now

>>7296381
willpower

>>7296776
never stopped me

>>7297058
Tbh horror looks fine

>>7297062
you're free to have a wrong opinion i guess

recommend me a god tier porn actor I haven't watched yet

How do gay guys approach each other. Like what if you think a guy is good looking but you're both tops/bottoms. Is there compromise or do you just lose interest?

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>>7297385
>how do gay guys approach each other
usually i just go up and start talking to them if its at a party, or maybe if i know mutual friends of theirs ill try and 'run into' them when i know they're somewhere with a friend i know

approach em like regular people

>what if u think a guy is good looking but you're both tops/bottoms
don't let this stop you from talking to people like you dont need to have butt sex and if you want to then maybe compromise? I've never really found this to be a dealbreaking issue

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I want to party in Japan

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Whenever I use a fake GPS app and check grindr in a latinamerican city I get a lot of replies but I rarely get replies in American cities

Why?

>>7297385
In my limited experience we say hi, then when as the door is closed I pick them up and pin then to a wall while making out.


I have pretty much no experience outside of hookup apps.

>>7297417
Are you white? They might assume you have money and over look the ugly.

NOTHING makes me more infuriated than to see big dicked guys be aweful when I have a small dick myself.

>>7297489
awful fuckers*

>>7297455
My profile has no pic and it says I'm 4'9 and 423 pounds

>>7297500
Gotta be gold diggers.

>>7297335
colby jansen

>>7297524
I've seen him and he isn't good. I'll admit he had good looks bar the small penis but that's all there is to him

thanks anyway

>>7297532
fair point. he just seems like a bro and i thoroughly enjoy him bottoming

>>7297532

how dare you insult colbydaddy

>tfw just got dumped
In the long run i know it was the right thing as i was already starting to have doubts and didnt really see long term potential.

It still sucks tho :\

>>7297689
better to be alone than to be w/ the wrong person.

gaygen, i have a question.

does desire for submission / domination come from desiring being that role or seeing another serving that role?

I feel like when i watch porn or read yaoi i get most sexually aroused from the submissive person. I dont feel like i necessarily want to dominate, though, i just get turned on from the submission.

does this just make me the other role? do i actually desire sub because i am sub? like what

>>7297924
you are thinking so hard. when you are in a relationship it will kind of come naturally.

>>7297924
Try fapping about being a sim. Then fap while thinking about being a sub. Which feels better?

If you like both you might be a switch.

>>7297961
>sim
Dom

>>7297500
i think bc its obviously fake

>>7297689
literally no offense meant but who are you?

>>7297948
yah yall overthink literally everything

>tfw your fursona commission is finally done

>>7298216
degererate! please don't tell me you got a reptile

>>7298240

reptiles are OK but i can't stand reptile fursonas that have the fucking cloacas

gimme some big balls or go home

i'm a respectable lagomorph

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Would you fuck me?

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>>7298253
>no iagomorph bf
why bother

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when you message bae at 2:00 am 'cuz you're lonely and want a chest to fall asleep against and he immediately on his way

:'>
<3

My boy is such a good one.

>>7298285

you can fall asleep against my nutsack

>>7298282

>iagomorph

is that a bunny that kills moors

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>tfw you cum and hit yourself in the face

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Lads, how do I take a good dick pic?

I can't get all of my dick in frame on my phone and I don't own a digital camera

>>7298487

I can get my entire body in frame on my phone so stop your lying

>>7298507

I can't hold my phone far away enough from my dong

>>7298512

why the fuck you lyin

your dong isn't bigger than 76 inches so stop lying

mmmmmm oh my god

stop fuckin lyin

>>7298536

bruh i can't hold my iphone far away from my dong to get a good selfie

my arms only reach to my knees

>>7298539
are you trying to get a picture of your face with your dick?

>>7298557
I meant face and dick

>>7298557

No, i'm just using the selfie camera so i can see what my dick looks like before I take a picture

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>>7298539

>>7298539
what
how are those 2 things related sis

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>>7298577

ok like here is how im trying to do it

the camera's field of vision is shown in red

>>7298614
phone timer

>>7298710

i cant set it on anything as i dont own any chairs or tables

>>7298717
u cant afford a floor? sad

>>7296485
I'll be ordering mine soon!

>>7294895

Hi Irishanon. :D

I'm glad to see you're still here.

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i came in my fucking face god DAMN it

>>7298614

You could place it on top of a box for height, then lean it against another box for support. You can also use a timer if your phone has it.

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>>7299487

>>7299480

I've done that.

>>7299491

What is that?

>>7299498

meat

>>7299502

Why does it have cavities? What is the substance leaking from them?

>>7299531
it looks like an abscess but there's too many for that to be right

>>7299531

it's food

>decide to douche
>squirt water up ass like normal
>wait a bit
>sit on toilet
>nothing comes out

uh....

>>7299542

I've been looking up meat abscesses on Google.

I'm a little bit nauseous now.

>>7299546

Maybe.

>>7299643
why lol

>>7299642
dehydrated clearly

>>7299660

I got a little disgusted.

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What is your favorite car, gaygen posters?

Mine is the Model S.

>>7299737

my favorite car is a fat juicy cock

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>spent the last 40 minutes carefully shaving and prepping for anal play
>getting really worked up, can't wait
>find out Fidel Castro died
>boner gone
>slowly put away all my toys and sit in my computer chair reading Castro obituaries and feeling sad

Just the worst timing. . .

>>7299723
why did u look it up

>>7299755
?

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>>7299765

Fidel Castro died 90 minutes ago.
Feels bad man.

>landed on Cuba with only 80 men
>over the course of 2 years managed to destabilise and eventually take over a dictatorship with the full support of the world's largest superpower in the middle of the Cold War.

One of the greatest tacticians and one of the most determined men of the last century. I'm not in the mood any more.

>>7299765

To see what it looks like. I didn't find anything that looked like picture Anon posted.

>>7299776
It'ds been at least 6 hours...

>>7299791

Oh. The news article I read was published 90 minutes ago.

Still, you get the point.

>>7299780

it's german cheesemeat leaking good cheese

>>7299776
could have sworn i heard about him dying around 4 am last night

>>7299780
sure u did :)

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>>7299801

Oh. That sounds good. America has meat with cheese in it too.

i want to watch cute cartoon animals get raped by dark souls enemies

>>7299828

is that you

>>7299755
Another dead pinko. World's a better place.

>>7299838

No, it's a picture I found on Google.

>>7299853

good

if you were a manly bearded man i couldnt give you my girthy meatus

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>>7299737
Capri!

Won't ever actually be able to afford the exact one I want and it's not worth getting the base models in my opinion, unless I get a shell and put the 3.0 engine in it.

>>7295435
>QI's good, maybe a little better now Sandi's taken over
Ermm Sandi's great and I believe she can make the show her own in time, but it's a big deal moving on from Stephen. To me, Stephen had a better flow or just the edits now are a bit more sudden. Stephen just went a lot more off script and I think that's what made it great.

>>7299859

Oh. I do have a beard, but it's much thinner than his.

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Really like planes and reading trip reports on airliners.net.

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>>7299989
Also, here's my flightmap. 124 flights to date.

>>7299989
is this a targetted ad

>>7299990
feel when seeing this and havent left alaska in 10 years and probably wont leave it for many more

>>7299995
No.

>>7299886
>Won't ever actually be able to afford the exact one I want

You might some day.

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>>7300051
Well they're not *that* expensive, certainly something I could afford inside of a year, however its not a good excuse to spend my money.

I'm just trying to save up as much as I can for now really. For example, this is the cheapest one on eBay.

>>7300051
kr cant even afford to PAY attention
xDDDD

>>7300071
I'm not rich in currency or good looks, or mental capacity, but as long as we are together Horror I am a rich man x

>>7300110
i'm adding you to my filter list now
never quote one of my posts ever again

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>Be me, 27 year old top
>Come out 2 months ago
>Guy messages me on grindr and just wants to pal around and shit, we get on really really well, better than any other guy i've spoke to before
>Talk every day all day long for like a week
>He's like "you're really cute" I return the compliment, then he's like "let's meet up :3"
>We make plans and he says he'll let me know when he gets it off work
>Ghosts me for the past 3 days

Is this a common meme with guys? I've spoke to a few before and had it not work out, but this one in particular really hurt me.
Honestly I wish he'd have never suggested meeting up if that's why he pussied out. I'd rather still have him to talk to.

I can't even go on the hunt for more boipucci now because I just compare them all to him, and they're all shit.

>>7300131
Hahahah, but baby we were meant to be!

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What did he mean by this?

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>>7300132
Some people are just shit. That's why humanity must be put through the test of animals vs humans.

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>>7300150
Will it feel better eventually? I really really liked him, I honestly don't think I can find a guy that fits my weirdo tastes better than that one.

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I was fingering myself when my dad unexpectedly visited my apartment

i thought it was the postman so all i did was throw on some trousers and a shirt, i didn't put on pants or wash my fingers

then my dad said that we should go out to eat to catch up, and suggested this sourdough pizza place nearby

i couldn't go back in and wash my hands because then he would have come in as well and seen all my sex toys laid out, so i just said "ok" and went out as is

i just had to eat a pizza with fingers that had been inside my ass <30 minutes ago

I cleaned my butt pretty well but still... eww. I want to die.

>>7300155
no
things only get worse

>>7300162
should have gone to the bathroom at the pizza joint sis

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What do you guys think of Elon Musk?

>>7300416
a smart man with a very dumb cult of personality

>>7300162

I love sourdough.

Was the pizza good?

>>7300416
Rich twat who only wants a Mars base so he doesn't have to suffer with all the poorfag plebs when the bomb drops.

Which is the exact reason we need nuclear weapons that can be fired into space.

>>7300416
Great man, finally we will come to space exploration.

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>>7299491
ech, that's put me right off my scotch egg

>>7300416
>>7300434
unfortunately this

>>7300522
Scotch eggs are sausage meat. It's been ground up. You won't see any nasty oozing holes in it.

If anything you should be more concerned that eggs are chicken ovulations from its cloaca.

>>7300416
ideal bf 2bh
like especially that photo of him with the mariachi band
literally ideal
probably the only qt who's leading a company in tech right now

Honestly does everyone have a youtube vlog or some shit these days

Like who is even watching all of these vlogs
I'm kind of tempted to make a really massive video of other people's vlogs that only get like under 1000 views and piece together their insanity.

>>7300649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu5iAgJ65dA

>>7300416

Good businessman. Doesn't know shit about science and shouldn't pretend to.

Apparently one of the worst bosses of all time.

>>7300724
>t. jealous dropout
:^)

>>7300724
My uncle met him while working a contracting job. He said he seemed pretty cool.

My uncle was frustrated by a catch 22 sort of problem. Musk had no idea either, but they went and got ice cream in the break room. Lol

>order an aneros from amazon while high on horniness
>regret it afterwards
>fast forward a few days
>get email
>We are having trouble authorizing your payment for the items below. Please verify or update your payment method. If your payment information is correct, please contact your bank for more details.* Valid payment information must be received within 3 days, otherwise your order will be canceled.
>mfw
Thank goodness

>literally want for nothing more than mass extinction of humans
xmas is soon i guess
do u think santa is ok w/ my wish

>>7300962
Only and only if you become my bf

>>7300967
ok i'll be your bf and cook for you but only until new years
when the clock strikes 12, i'll be ascending

>>7300975
Sounds good to me Im a terrible cook

>>7300987
It's pretty fun, you just gotta have patience with it enough to get through failed attempts.
I'm awful with pastries and baking anything other than a cheesecake/pie/cake.

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>checking out some pretty hot art
>artist wants 35 dollars for an image pack of 10-ish images each month

>tfw only get replied by other tops

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>>7300987
>>7300995
I made this for dinner today

I really need a bf to cook for

>>7300995
Pastries are easy though you just follow the recipe. Actual food just turns out shit for me every time

>>7301084
Doesn't look too good but I'd bf you for cooking anyway

>>7301084
Nice. I wish I had a bf who'd cook.
Help me bulk up.

>>7301084
Replace iceberg with mixed greens next time. I'll not only make the plate look less washed out, but also taste pretty darn good.

>>7301091
What have you recently tried making?

>>7301060
I like this.

>>7301096
It was pretty good though, the bacon I put in the sauce gave it a really nice taste
>>7301114
I initially thought of putting some cucumber there too but the cucumber smelled weird so I threw it in the trash.

>start of semester
>Know two different fags at university
>one gets arrested for being a criminal
>other moves away for his dream job
Got dam
How do I find more fags?
Grindr is just shitty guys looking for hook ups
Is it worth trolling the Gay Straight Alliance for bf material or
Idek

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>>7300132
you are lackin in self confidence which is why this bothers you so much, an coincidentally why you came out so late. if he ghosted you, too bad. you should be looking at this like it was his loss.

>>7301179
you'll never find bf material because they're elusive af
any place where you're like "yeah gays will probably be here", bf material gays don't

so enjoy

>>7301114
Steak for example. All meat I cook turn out dry as fuck.
>>7301175
Taste is the most important. Be my bf?

>>7301179

What Uni? I'll come and fuck you

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>>7301124

>>7301179
>Only fagboi of the class is bald and outs himself for no reason
>Start fantasizing that maybe 3 more guys may be gay
>One of them is a 10/10 god but he hates me

rip in tormented pieces

>>7301222

>live in the South
>no gays at my uni that I can tell

end it all

>>7301195
Steak can visually be deceiving, you have to be touching it to tell when it's at the desired level you want it to be. Typically it's ready when it feels like that part of your palm where the thumb starts.
Other meats are typically even easier to cook, but follow the same sort of idea.
Get yourself a slow cooker for even easier delicious meals 2bh
Or just find a bf who can cook, either works but the latter is harder to find lmao

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>>7301222
>One of them is a 10/10 god but he hates me
Oh how that brings back memories of my crush, who was objectively a 6 at best but in my heart he was a real 10.
He too hates me.

>>7301195
anon, you're probably a thousand kilometers away from me. I live in a small town so there's practically zero chance you're anywhere near, anyway.

As for the steak, make sure you heat up the frying pan really hot before putting the steak on it, and only flip the steak after it's been frying for some time. Flipping the steak cools the pan, so ideally you'd want to flip the steak only once

>>7301227
>>live in the South
there's the problem anon

>>7301227
why everyone speaks of the american south as a ku klux klan shithole

I live in the german south and so far it's a queeny pampered bitches shithole

>>7301246

alabama is somewhat of a ku klux klan shithole

all the gay guys are 50 years old and "straight"

>>7301179
is absolutely is worth checkin the gsa cos you never know who you will run into there

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Not for any nice things now.

>>7301248
America is full of average qt guys starving for love... here it's either queeny lizards and queeny gods, nothing in between

>>7301263

i'm an average qt

come sweep me off my feet

>>7301270
I'll love you forever with endless passion

god I'm cringy

>>7301283

are you the german

because germany is cringy

>>7301234
Yeah I just make the meat more red to ensure its juiciness usually. Works for me.
>>7301241
I've traveled abroad for guys before it's np

>>7301291
not realy im siryn refgee hobbie raep wite wman

>>7301328

sorry i'm a top

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>tfw you have to grow facial hair because you look like a girl otherwise

Please listen: https://soundcloud.com/insyncmusicservices/claire-the-wrecker-bryony-marks.

>>7301261
I heard that the story of numenor was based on the real life history of Cuba. Turns out Tolkien was a staunch anti-communist

>>7301336

Do people mistake you for a girl when you don't have facial hair?

>>7301357
>Turns out Tolkien was a staunch anti-communist
Nah, mate, don't think so.

>>7301299
>I've traveled abroad for guys before it's np
you're willing to do all that just for me, a complete stranger you haven't even seen a pic of? sounds fishy

>>7301361

yes

a lot

>>7301366
Yeah I made it up, but thought it would be funny. Fidel is still ded tho, so there's that

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>>7301385
>Fidel is still ded
and good riddance

>>7301371
Duh no. Id friend you on snap or kik and we'd talk for a few weeks or so before, so I can be sure you're not a psycho

>>7301179
tfw know at least 6 other gays at uni but the only person that knows i'm gay is the straight roommate i told when i got really drunk one night

i have no pretense to talk to any of them though

>tfw looking like a tall frumpy lesbian danny devito impersonator

>>7301466
actually scratch that, at least 8

it's an oasis of dick out here too bad i'm ugly

>>7301463
are you sure you're not the psycho here?

you see a pic of tasty food and think "by god I have to taste that, no matter what it takes"

>>7301480

show me your ugly

>>7301495
no
i may be retarded but i am not stupid

>>7301514

oh

>>7301376

Why is it bad for you if someone mistakes you for a girl?

>>7301522

because i have a big old donger that i want to fuck some twinks with but nobody seems to be into girly boys.

>>7301514
Where are you studying?

>>7301336
>>7301376
>>7301534
post a pic somewhere so we can see

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>>7301549

i'll post here because i don't give af

me currently, it's taken five months to grow this

>>7301466
>>7301480
my dude you're lucky as hell
Gay men are horny and desperate
just come out and go for hottest guy available you will likely be bf'd
also you're probably just insecure post pics

>>7301564
The ugly ones are desperate.
But I mean that also applies to str8s, the ugly ones are desperate.

>>7295466
I don't act fem and I'm going to make things official with my dude in a few days. Also my friend who I had no idea was gay is dating a guy too and they're the cutest couple.

Unfortunately you have to use dating apps whether it's tindr or grindr.

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My screen-name is Longbowman and I live in Hertfordshire UK.
I'm a bottom, 22 and uncut.
I'm looking for twinks and tops in the UK for discrete hook-ups.
I party and 420 is a plus.
Come to my site at http://www.theapricity.com/ and send me a PM if interested.

>>7301586
honestly so tempted to reinstall photoshop and elongate that face even more than it already is

>>7301576
literally not true
it is sooo common that I'll see an attractive gay man with an ugly one
Small dating pools make people take what htey can get

>>7301594
Yeah, because the attractive one is insecure and the ugly one is desperate enough to do something stupid enough like walking up to an attractive person and asking them out.

it has very little to do with dating pool sizes 2bh

>>7301562
>tfw that's like two weeks for me
I don't really think you'd look like a girl without it or are most of the people where you live shortsighted?

>>7301562
3.5/5 you look okay

I hate eyeglasses generally speaking, but you've managed to pick a pair that's not completely repulsive

I take it you're a bottom? Tops rarely wear a hanky around their neck

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>>7301609

Here's shaved from awhile ago

Combined with how my hair is usually long, people say I'm very girly

>>7301615

i'm more of a top, my girth is unmatched

>>7301621
still look like boy to me
>i'm more of a top
pity...

>>7301603
what a stupid thing to say
Literally nothing could go wrong by approaching an attractive person and asking them out besides being rejected which will happen if you don't ask too
Stop being a fucking pussy
There are other things besides looks, attractiveness is semi-attractive, etc.

>>7301621
if you don't like people looking at you like a girl perhaps get more masculine glasses or haircut
I'd let you top me tho. You look better without facial hair it looks pubish.

>>7301664

i'm thinking of shaving it, but i wanna make completely sure before I do

because it takes literally months to regrow

>>7301621
That's a terrible haircut! You look like a lesbian ffs, what were you thinking?

>>7301688

i like my hair like this

it's getting pretty long now. i don't do real short fuckboy hair

>>7301658
Honestly don't even know what point you're trying to make, stop trying to argue for the sake of arguing.

How do I dress sexy?

>>7301621
>girth is unmatched
Pls bless us with pics bb

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>>7301693
I was making fun of your shit hair cut, not the length of it

Grow it long enough and you can be like Fabio

>>7301756

i post it on /soc/ often enough

it's on there right now

>>7301746
wear jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

>>7301813

but jeans don't show off my bulge flopping around

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>>7301820
>jeans don't show off my bulge

I'm back!

>he's a lesbian
Ugh

So, facial hair or nah?

t. >>7301562

>>7301943
Def no

>>7301951

say no more senpai

where do i find BOYS to hug and KISS?!?!?!

>>7302225
in the dumpster

>>7299531
Its Cheese, it tastes great, but i prefer it without cheese, it`s called "leberkäse".

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the deed is done

>>7302274
now grow long hair
ditch the glasses
and fuck some muscle bottoms w/ that thick dick

>>7302274
I think you look fine
but if you want to stop being misgendered you're going to have to tell whoever cuts your hair to stop cutting it like a girl
because that is a very feminine haircut

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>>7302269
Here a pic of how it`s best.
It`s actually very delicious, the picture above just doesn`t show the glory of this food.

>>7302288

i need my glasses to see

can't do contacts

i used to wear gold-rimmed aviators but they got stolen by some slunt

>>7302294

i don't cut my hair

>>7302297

nigga thats a steak

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>>7302302
No it isn`t.

>>7302317
it is meat, it was just filled with Cheese in the other one`s pic, maybe i did not articulate myself with enough precision.
It`s meat, sometimes filled with cheese.

>>7302331

can i fill your meat with cheese?

>>7302298
why can't you do contacts
and being a lil blind is alright, stumble on some dicks who knows

>>7302349
honestly disgusting

>>7302365

i cant get them in

without glasses i can only see about 1 foot in front of me

>>7302369
that's fine, anything more than 1 ft is literally useless anyways

>>7302377

so your dick is useless?

>>7302383
I mean yeah basically I'd prefer to keep it constantly caged if I could

>>7302385

i'll cage my fat cock in your ass

>>7302390
yeah that sounds ok

>get asked if I wanna go with family to Cici's pizza
>say no cus I've been gaining weight and starting to look pregnant
>have sudden craving for pizza
ugh

>>7302416

Cici's pizza is a 2/5. Not worth going

>>7302416

i've got a deluxe meat lover's for you

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>>7302426
the cheaper quality the pizza, the better in my personal experience

pic related is god tier

>>7302428
post pic

>>7302274
I'd destroy you in bed

>>7302461

Only when I was a poor child did I eat Totino's or Red Baron or Tombstone pizza. Speaking of Tombstone a funeral service for a man who died of a heart attack just came across my mind. Why the fuck would they call it Tombstone Pizza? I went to CiCi's once all-you-can pizza buffet. I had two slices before I called it quits. Way too greasy and poor ingredients.

Only frozen pizzas I'll take a bite of these days...
Amy's Spinach or Pesto Pizza
Whole Foods 365 Spinach & Feta or Stracchino & Arugula Pizza

My taste has become better with age. I can't recall the last time I ordered fast food pizza. I think it was Dewey's Pizza in Cincinnati which was excellent btw. If I'm in the mood for pizza I'll usually find a traditional italian place to make a calzone.

>>7301490
>>>7301463 (You)
>are you sure you're not the psycho here?
>you see a pic of tasty food and think "by god I have to taste that, no matter what it takes"
Ummm yes

>>7301490
Sorry I'm drunk

>>7302549
You pretentious piece of shit.
I bet you floss too.

>>7302506

i'm a top with a fat cock, i will destroy you

new thread:
>>7302617
>>7302617
>>7302617

Why are people on hooking-up/dating apps so obnoxious?
I've been talking to this dude yesterday and he was (or seemed) so interested in me, everything was going smoothly, we agreed on a hookup today, but he said he's gonna confirm today in the morning, I've been waiting the entire day for a text from him, but I got nothing, I even texted him but he didn't reply! Why the hell would he do that? Gosh this is too much rejection for me to handle, I don't what's wrong, is it me!?