Gay General - Chat Edition

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>>7302617
>when you sniff a guy's armpits for the first time in a sexual manner

Honestly the worst part about all these dating apps isn't the hookup culture or type of men available, but rather how much effort you have to put into your bio and shit.

It has to be concise, but not short, braggy but not too much, modest but not too much, appealing but not too appealing, etc etc.

It's like just fucking message me if you like my photo you dumb cunts.

>>7302617
my bf doesn't want to gain weight for me :c

>>7302680
dump his bony ass
you deserve better

>>7302674
you must be ugly tbqh

I only have a selfie on and I get many messages a day

>>7302688
2bh it's not that I don't get messages it's that I put a lot of pressure on myself to actually fill out forms

>implying anyone uses the discord

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>>7302703

protip: being sexy is not the same as talking a lot about yourself on a form. in fact you will probably be more successful if you don't write anything.
>the strong silent type
>mysterious

talking too much is a turn-off

>>7302752
>It has to be concise, but not short, braggy but not too much
yeah i think this is what he was talking about

>>7302752
Take your own advice sweetie.

Sup /gg/: How many messages do you guys get daily or weekly on Grindr/ other apps?
Also mention if you live in a big city with a lot of gays or not

>spending money i don't have
feels gr8

>>7302832
on average about 4 daily
that number is sometimes inflated due to dudes who think messaging someone 10+ times within an hour is acceptable
I live outside a big city

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are women even people?

I pretty much just came out and i kinda want a bf, but dont know what to do

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>>7302991
none of us know either
we just come here and bitch about not having one

tfw procrastinating right now

>>7302991
Apparently the approved method is having gratuitous sex with randos from hookup apps until you meet someone who will also believe physical attraction is the same as liking someone as a person. Then you have a happy delusional two months and then remain a petty dick for the rest of your life. I know this because I happen to have read a lot of stupid made-up greentext stories, so I'm the greatest living source on human interaction.

>>7303080
Speak for yourself, I come here to post things only I find funny. Then be disappointed when no one else finds them funny.

>>7303214
Feels good. Then feels bad.

>>7303080
I sort of wish I had just never tried to find one. Dating is exhausting and so far nothing has come of it. It just makes me feel even shittier and uglier that guys don't want to contact me back to set up something of their own volition. Not sure if this is normal or if they're not into me or what, I feel like I am basically always the one to make plans with anyone ever.

>>7303253
>remain a petty dick for the rest of your life
SPOILERS!!! >:(

>>7303254
It's normal. Most guys just sit and hope for other people to make the plans. Suck it up and fucking make them date you. Don't end up forever alone on the chans.

>>7303332
I'm currently getting the following from two different guys:

>"I'm still interested, it just sucks because I've been really busy the past few weekends"
>I feel like I'm laying it on too thick, so back off on messaging
>He still doesn't make plans with me as another weekend rolls by

And:
>Suggest getting to know Guy B better over another lunch and some drinks when he comes back from a vacation
>"Yeah, I'd really enjoy that! :)"
>Make small talk in the morning after he returns, getting replies quickly
>Segway into asking if he would be free this weekend
>No response

I think it's inevitable. I may be here forever.

>>7303400
>He still doesn't make plans with me as another weekend rolls by
then move on
>Segway into asking if he would be free this weekend
>No response
then move on

You're not doing anything wrong right now and you won't be here forever, keep your initiation up, just work on moving on when guys stop trying. Some guys literally are just so infatuated by the chase, or rather being chased, so they'll reply a lot up until the person actually wants to meet up & take things serious.

>>7303482
Unfortunately I really liked these guys this time. I suppose you're right however. I've gotta keep working on my self worth recognition as well. Thanks for the reassurance, anon.

>>7303510
It can feel pretty bad, yeah, but worth it in the long run. Saved yourself time from getting invested into them.
>I've gotta keep working on my self worth recognition as well.
Yes, definitely.

>>7302660

woof

>>7303482
They've got multiple guys on the line. They are just keeping you on hold of one of the others doesn't work out.

What's your favorite dating app/website?

I'm looking for something NOT for hook-ups, i.e. no Grindr.

>>7303612
unironically the camera app

How do I get over him? I miss him so much, even though he's a total douche.

I feel like I'll never find another someone because he's the only someone I want

>>7303646
You just have to get used to feeling that way for a while.

You'll get over it in time.

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>>7303683
It's definitely been a while.

I'm still not over it.

>>7303695
You'll get over it. Or you'll kill yourself. Either way society wins boo.

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>>7303696
spose it's time to buy some rope and a wobbly stool

>>7303712
pro tip dont even bother wasting your money if you have a completely flat ceiling, you can't hook that shit onto anything and even if you have a fan in your room you don't want to be caught dead in the air spinning

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>>7303723

thanks

maybe he'll love me when I'm dead

>>7303646

Get gangbanged

>>7303732
i mean probably not because chances are you'll have crapped yourself due to death and will probably be this weird color by the time he finds you

but i mean maybe it's worth a shot who knows he might be a necromancer with a fetish for guys with poop in their diapers or smth

Someone convince me to return to online dating despite the fact everyone my age just wants degenerate hook-ups and/or is ugly beyond belief.

>>7303750
you're also ugly beyond belief and it's the only way you'll find company

sorry boo

>>7303750

you can date guys who are a few years older

>>7303610
This is probably one of the most irritating things I've run into with dating so far, the several people at once thing. I understand that there isn't a commitment until, well, there is one. However it's a huge time waster for at least one party (usually more) and I don't really see how anyone can really attempt to get to know one person if they're spreading themselves so thinly. Maybe to those that do this they are just having fun? At that point I don't really get it though, just download a hook up app or something.

>>7303759
I'm 23 and don't want to date guys in their 30s. Even 28+ is stretching it for me.

>>7303757
Not really. I'm not a 10/10 but definitely not ugly.

>>7303766
They don't really realize that they're literally sabotaging themselves by going down the "i'll just try to keep every guy on the line" route. Just date one guy fully at a time, it's much faster, easier, and less stressful. Most people know it's not going to -work out- in the first date, so at least go on that ASAP.

>>7303774
post face
guarantee uggo 2bh

19-eh too young
20-fine
21-fine
22-Current Age
23-fine
24-fine
25-borderline
26-getting desperate
27 onwards- shit nigger what are you doing

>>7303774

there are lots of late-20s guys who want to date

>>7303787
>this post - shit nigger what are you doing

>>7303787

35 - ideal age for men

>>7303779
>posting face on 4ch

How new do you think I am?

>>7303787
Pretty much how I feel, except I'd do 27 since I'm 23. I think it's common for younger adults to have a smaller frame for dating, since it's a time in life where small age differences can make huge mental life stage differences.

>>7303829
>posting face on 4ch
Literally has been done hundreds of times before, and they're all now taken by qts or have been raped - either way they're doing much better than you sis~

>>7303779
I have been, for the most part. Recently was the only time I had attempted to date more than one guy, in which it was only two. I only met the second guy because the first seemed to be too busy to get together and I was feeling as though he wasn't into it anymore. We still talk, but haven't met in onwards of 4 weeks now even though he claims to still be interested. I do keep the first date rule in mind; If there are queues I tell them within the next post date conversation if I didn't feel it. Just seems like a shitty thing to do to people. Maybe I just need to take a break from this for a bit, it feels so draining; How long do I wait to message again? How available should one make themselves? Did I say the right thing? Why can't just being forthright be acceptable behavior.

>>7303795
>>7303815
>being a slut

>>7303846
>being a slut
desu you have no idea
literally nothing makes me happier than the pure thought of being an ''''innocent'''' housewife to one guy for his entire life and on the side being routinely fucked by a '''''straight'''' married guy
dreams will be dreams 2bh

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>>7303846

What's slutty about saying 35 is the ideal age?

>>7303766
I thought you were talking about a hook up app to be honest.

I do stuff like that a lot to guys in grindr.

>>7303844
Don't feel too bad anon. Everything can be stressful if you're focusing on it too much, so maybe you should take a break or at least not put as much pressure on it.

Figured I'd post this question here because there's not really any other place that would facilitate it as discussion.

For all of my life I haven't been able to make precum. Mostly dry until ejaculation. Now recently I've gotten a ton of it but only in the weirdest place.

Completely aroused taking a dump. i only noticed it because when I was playing a phone game I noticed a milky cloud in the water under my dick.

Now I know this is because of prostate simulation, and I'm no stranger to it, but is there anything I can do to make my body produce it in the sexual setting? It makes things a lot of more but I've only had my partner able to make the stuff like a faucet.

>>7303906
stop masturbating entirely (but dont entirely block out sexual things from your life, like don't stop watching a movie because there's sex it in), have sex less frequently
there, solved your problem

>>7303906
I should say I meant to say unaroused while taking a dump. Playing phone games doesn't get me that excited.

>tfw you feel ugly as a fucking dog, although some people tell you you are kinda attractive
>tfw can't even fantasize about having sex with other men, because even a fantasy of someone wanting me is unvoncievable, so I try to imagine situations at wich men are payed to fuck me so it gets more realistic in my mind
>tfw although being comfortable as a gay man I just wanted to have a "normal" relationship, and not feel like a dirty fetishist everytime I think about sex
>tfw you just want to feel nice and romantic and natural while approaching someone romantic, instead of a fucking degenerate faggot
>tfw the nicest girl i've ever met said she is interested in me even tho she knows I'm gay
I just want to love a guy without feeling like shit. What the fuck is even wrong with me?

>>7303985
ps my english is also shit, pardon me.

>>7303544
I never knew hot good they would smell.
Like, I lowkey like the way mine smell sometimes, but his smelled so much nicer.
Best thing is he's my bf and says I can do whatever I want with him :3

>find the perfect porn star
>only goes by his first name
>not that uncommon

Fuck you Fabian.

Is it true Trump said he wanted forced conversation therapy for minors? Someone told me this recently.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17Venau06wx

>>7303906
Might be your bladder control. You're on the toilet and not controlling your urethral muscles, which allows it to flow as opposed to other situations where you'd want to avoid anything leaking from there.

Idk I guess I'd say relax them and stuff.

>>7304017
Yes.
As soon as he finishes burning transsexuals and enslaving women.

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god the discord is degenerate

>>7304017
They mean pence and they mean legalize conversion therapy for minors.

But for minors it is pretty much forced if that's what thier parent's decide. But nobody will be forcing the parents to force the minors.

As someone who has recently discovered their faggola levels, where do I even start? I don't want to do stuff like gay bars or grindr, but rather make a few friends and see where things go. How do you guys find other gay dudes that arn't thirsty fuckers who hound you on 'dating' apps?

>>7304152
Go on dating apps and start blocking fuckers.

>>7304152

join the discord chat

>>7304166
At that rate it'd be faster to delete the whole app and save time.

>>7304167
I've had my fair share of online gay friends, kinda looking for something more "not on the otherside of the country"

>>7304176

re-phrase: join the discord chat so we can give you advice on your future

>>7303985
>>7303993
Yeah, those are all the "hetenormative values" that you sometimes hear about on the net. You were raised a certain way with certain expectations which were reinforced by culture. You don't fit, so you'll get a bit wonky.

You can either try to deal with it yourself (which is slow and painful) or you can hire a professional to help you with it. By which I mean get a psychiatrist to check you up.

Dice is a cute furry

Discord group:

Dice
Sadon
Wiz
Connor
Pope Desu
Chelly
Ordinal
Wsg
4D
Abnormie & Fitch
Brak
Cap
Daroth
Hitler
KawaiiDesuBoar
LilDipper
M'lady
Mike - The Insomniac
NekoChad
Nii-San
Nova
nya
post ghost
Pushy
Reckless Givenchy
Saya
standard.degenerate
taozee
ted
unbekannter
dark kitteh


Give me the rundown on these degenerates. I personally feel all discord chat links should be banned.

>>7304259

dice - furfag
Wiz - twunk
Abnormie - fuckboy
Brak - old
hitler - weird dick
Pushy - nice
taozee - big dick
wsg - power bottom

>>7304152
You don't.

Welcome to die.

>>7304267

>Wiz - twunk

lmao

I hate all humans.

One day ill be more powerful than anybody.

I fucking hate losing.
I hate second place.
I hate how i cant get what i want.

I am a conqueror.

I am going to win regardless of anything.

>>7304539
>hypercompetitive
>superiority complex
90% of homosexuals desu including me.

>>7304539
Good morning

>>7304551
Has nothing to do with that.

If I don't get as powerful as possible and numb than im going to die a fool. I want it all. Why cant I have it all?

>>7304582
>nothing to do with that
>proceeds to describe "that"

>>7304582
You are already a fool

>>7304604
What

>>7304612
You heard me

>>7304616
Rude whys that

>>7304582

What you need to do is practice karate and the ancient samurai arts like me. I did it and I am already much more powerful. Plus I have practiced KGB mind games. I think I'm getting good.

>>7304551
But why, it gets soo overbearing, tiring and old fast.

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This is my first day here. What the fuck is going on? Why is everyone power hungry?

>>7304720
we all want the same thing but not everyone can have it, so it drives up competition.
And having some form of overruling power feels fucking amazing, also that feeling increases exponentially in proportion to the number of people under your rule.

>>7304746
You want a boy friend? I can safely say as someone who's been obsessed over its not exactly attractive.

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>>7304746
Sounds stressful

>>7304746
And its all genetics based.

Nobody gives a shit about you. Family friends its all fake. The world is my enemy they want to strike me down but I will rise up over it and become more powerful than anybody.

>>7304778
I came here for advice not this power hungry angsty bullshit what the fuck

>>7304783
What advice do you want from a bunch of teens looking to experiment?

>>7304793
Seriously? A bunch of teens?

Fucking hell no wonder you guys sound like you study the blade.

>>7304756
>>7304766
I know, the knowledge and feeling remains but I have really backed off on it, started having issues managing the stress long term.
Now i just want to be part of something that i like/enjoy, and spend the rest of my energy on something/someone else.

>>7304783
Don't pick your nose in public
Never fart around a potential lover

>>7304783
Welcome to reality.

You can either grow up play the system of rules that these chimpanzee humans made for us or you can pretend it does t exist. Either way the reality will hit you and when you just got cucked or someone didnt want you for whatever reason because you said something wrong than thats it.

Humanity is complete garbage but ill be richer than all of them. Moneys the real power here than everytime i was in second will go away. To everyone that hurt me they will be begging for me back and ill tell them no.

Im going to be powerful despite the fact that gods given me absolutely nothing.

>>7304798
You sound flakey

>tfw no dominant muscular bf to overpower me in bed but be nice and respectful and thoughtful out of bed

How do I get this? They don't like twinks around here.

>>7304798
>>7304802

Man if there's one thing I regret about dumping all my weird online gay friends is I forgot how fucking crazy gays can be.

No wonder my ex said I was remarkably cool headed.

>>7304802
>gods given me absolutely nothing.
Said the middle class white American man :)

>>7304802
Jesus you do sound like a teenager with very little real life experience.
Also all that angst towards people that supposedly wronged you, grow the fuck up.

I remember when I was in middle school

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what kind of would you do to me /b/ with gays?

n-no h8

What the fuck is this shit. I'm in college trying to make some meaningful relationships, figured this place might have an inkling of advice.

Instead we've got linkin park and mall ninja swords.

Thanks for the laugh anyways, nice to know that in the end while I might be lonely, I got my sanity.

>>7304827
Some 10 year old decided to sperg out in gay gen tonight.

>>7304803
Sadly you are right

>>7304814
Whatever man.

In 5 years you're going to wish that you listened to me when your bf picked someone else or when you realize you dont have everything you could ever want.

I want everything. Im tired of being number 2. It kills me that theres people better than me out there. I have tier genetics but I still lift. I do everything to be better than the next motherfucker. I lose sometimes i lose a bunch and i make many fucking mistakes but idc. Im going to be the biggest baddest motherfucker. I dont even need to be scum like others to do it.


I will be a wealthy great powerful despite everything against me.

Monogamys a Jewish lie.

In other news "straight" man discovers anal it top tier shit.

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>>7304839
God fucking god anywhere else I'd say this is just copypasta bait but you can actually hear the autism and angst.

>>7304845
lol you mean the guy who found out prostate stuff from taking a dump?

>>7304852
Not sure but that what I heard.

>>7304859
Yeah I'm him. I did plenty of butt stuff before that man I just got a lot of pre from sitting on the john playing phone games with a softy.

>>7304710
>why
>it gets old
It's not by choice.. I recognize it and try to stop, but I'm not in denial about often feeling that way.

>why
Because gays are often overcompensating. Not for the penis like pop culture has turned the word overcompensating to directly associate with. But for masculinity, inability to have children, bullying, HIV, and all of the other internalized and percieved negative associations relating to being gay.

>>7304881
I think you just have a shitty personality anon.

I'm gay and nobody treats me like shit, never had to worry about any of those things, plus kids are little human turds and you get a ton of money for not having them.

Just stop being a faggot honestly.

Just shaved my legs for the first time. Wtf is this sorcery? Feels wierd a hell.

>>7304905
Hahahahah you fell for the meme.

Enjoy your itchiness and/or constant maintenance.

>>7304902
>shitty personality
Definitely better than yours.

>>7304908
It's k.
>I'm a masochist.

Me and my first boyfriend broke up this week. I moved out to a new place. I'm so tired, yet I can't sleep until I'm too exhausted to move. I have never felt this pain before, I am confused. I've dealt with much worse things in life so I'm not breaking down, still I feel myself retreating. I don't hate him, not even when he cheated on me, not when he lied or when he neglected me to get drunk and I got jumped. I finally ended it because our lives weren't compatible and the worst part is I think he wanted to end it months before I finally did.

I'm sorry, I'm rambling. How does one deal with a first breakup?

>>7304909
Projecting doesn't solve your own problems anon. I'm well aware of my flaws and work to improve myself. Can't blame everyone else for your own problems.

>>7304933
>Working on flaws
See>>7304881

>>7304933
>Projecting
See
>>7304902
>shitty personality

>>7304933
I'm a pretty nice person and I charm most everyone meet. I lived in a redneck town and soon as it came out I was gay I got my ass beat by a group of guys I used to be friends with.

You are a dick, not even the guy who originally responded to you. You are a dick.

>>7304539
You are a ball of angst that should go listen to linkin park and put on your mascara. Then when you are done you can put on your big boy pants and realize life isn't a competition where someone can get 1st or 2nd place.

>>7304881
Yea it's in there amongst, compensation, hetronormative upbringing and so on, I'm sure there is literature on it somewhere. Just gotta work on amping it down I guess.
>>7304902
Shit answer but right about kids tho.

>>7304955
>>7304950
>>7304940
>fuck that guy for not being violently assault for his sexuality.

Sorry guys I guess I forgot the victim complex card initiation. I'll go back and make sure my family disowns me and my friends attack me.

>>7304955
What is life than if its not a competition?

Serious

>>7304967
Its still a competition, the difference is its with your self.

>>7304964
>I think you just have a shitty personality anon.
>I'm gay and nobody treats me like shit, never had to worry about any of those things
>Just stop being a faggot honestly.

Implying you aren't trying to pull a victim card by pretending people dislike you because you didn't have a shit time for being gay. People dislike you because you are a retard that projects your own life on others and says they are shitty because they didn't get lucky to grow up in a place where it is easy to be gay.

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>>7304964
Wut?

>>7304964
This is bait.

>>7304981
You're a fucking moron and you sound like mascgen.

Fuck off.

Its a competition with everyone.

Things like monogamy aren't real. You fuck and than you leave. Relationships aren't real.

Theres always someone bigger and better than you.

>>7304967
Life is a place, there is no end to it. It is a state wherein we are capable, for a short time, of directly influencing the fabric of reality. After a time we will no longer be able to affect it, winning some abstract display of dominance through dance, sports, smarts or games mean nothing. Even then the definition of win can be wonky, a homeless man could have won at life if he enjoys his existence and he only cares about enjoying himself. Meanwhile a rich man in an expensive house with a hot wife and 2.5 children hates himself because he never really figured out for himself what he wanted out of life.

Me I want to understand, so I devote my life to science. I can't really ever "win" there, I mean theoretically I could win a prize or something but that's all bullshit, really. What I qualify as winning is being able to do what I do.

Life is the transformation of energy at the most efficient rate possible for ordering matter.

>>7304996
>There can be only one
>KUMITE! KUMITE! KUMITE!
Dude just chill lol. I'd say that you're a huge emotional drain on everyone around you but i really doubt you've left your house like ever. Just have a nice chat with someone and stop hatefucking everyone you meet.

>>7304996
There always will be someone better or smarter or faster or stronger. So why give a shit about it if it doesn't serve you? Why spend your life caring what other people think? Why not find a person you want to hang out with your whole life with and live together?

>>7305009
You sound like a loser. But good luck on the science stuff.

I have dreams of being great. I want to be rich

>>7305023
Lol because its not realistic. The jews sold us a lie. Nobody is going to want to be with you or me for over 20 years lol.

>>7305013
When youre genetically flawed like me mentally and physically you gotta keep up somehow.

>>7305009
This.

Just enjoy your life and if you want to devote yourself to something then do it. That's the popular consensus to finding happiness. One of the most common paths for this is childrearing. But if you feel a passion for something like this anon does for science, then please don't let your dreams be memes.

Definitely don't get sucked into treating everything as a competition. It's easy to get trapped in that.

>>7305033
Everything is a competition. It pisses me off that people are better than me. Im literally half retarded but i want to succeed. I will succeed.

>>7305049
Perhaps that's the problem? What is your definition of succeeding ?

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>>7305031
>You sound like a loser.
You sound like donald trump with no small loan of a million dollars.

>>7305068
I sound like the president?

>>7305058
Being worshipped.

>>7304996
Honestly kek'ed at this 10/10 bait /b/ro. (because i'm replying)

To elaborate on my answer, you are right nobody cares, to the point where no one cares whether you are first, last, on top, bottom, rich or poor. You are the one who sets the challenge to be first, you are the one who is disappointed when you loose or happy when you win. You need to realize the you alone are the driving factor in your life and every you have done and will do is solely attributed to you. Take control of your self.

As an asside I'm not masc, I'm the kind of faggot that weighs 55kg (120lb), is 165cm (5'5") tall and loves being reamed by anything bigger than my 12cm (4.7") dick.

>>7305080
>the president
You think he would be president without being born rich?
You're not gunna make it kid.

>>7305080
If that's what you want there is a couple paths
1. Start a cult, increase charisma levels and offer impossible stupid things to people in the right mind state. Read books on cold reading and manipulation and a couple parlor tricks. Eventually you will have a cult of followers.
2. go to the gym and bulk up, go find some guys that are into being degraded and shit and make them worship you in exchange for having them suck your dick.
3. Become a nice person, help others out. Keep helping people until you are respected by all in your community until you are eventually raised to saint status and worshiped for your good deeds.

>>7305105
Do both #2 and #3 anon.

>>7305087
Id date you so fucking hard

>>7305105
Im already insanely charismatic i dont need a book on that stuff.

Thats gay though. I dont have any community. Money will make everything amazing for me.

>>7305105
Btw i already do #2 i look like a manlet incredible hulk 5ft10.

Testing, is the angst still here.

god this general is so shit this is why we need /twunkgen/

>>7305234
show me yr twunk body twaddy (twunk daddy)

>>7304827
>he lives in the south

>be me
>have foreskin
>meet up with a guy 2 years ago
>he's curious and probably hadn't jerked someone off before or at least a baby dick like mine
>he breaks something around the frenelum area while being careless
>it still hurts today when jerking off if not careful
>can't let other guys jerk me off because of this, anymore
Thanks for reading ny blog. Should I start telling guys I have this problem or just continue to remove their hands from my dick when it hurts without saying anything.

>>7305459
Go to a doctor maybe?

>>7305459
I'm willing to bet you were drinking when that accident happened.

Drinkers ain't thinkers.

>>7305459
>>7305557
Where do you meet people to do this sober tho

>>7304804
>tfw this is exactly to a tee the kind of role i want to serve
>tfw into twinks
hi

>>7303612
asking hot dudes to show me their dick through instagram dms

>>7305490
>gaygen poster
>doing something reasonable
lol

>>7305585
u dont :)

>>7301804

Link pls.

>>7304922

Time goes by so slowly until in the distant future a day comes where you no longer are thinking about him and the memories you shared and you create a focused intent to move on and make new memories with someone else. When you aren't creating new memories and are constantly in your head, thoughts, fantasies... you will struggle.

Most people deal best with a breakup by finding a rebound, in my experience.

>>7305806
>being this thirsty

holy crap

>>7296010

I love hard boiled eggs where the yolk isn't totally solid. I like egg sandwiches too.

>>7305832

I'm fairly hydrated.

>>7304259


Nekochad - has low self-esteem, british implant living in Indiana, always on grindr looking for someone to give him the time of day, goes to Purdue, not on a scholarship, his dad pays for it as with everything, dates a stupid slut in Sweden that got doxxed and regularly prostitutes himself out to mudslimes

Hitler - low T faggot, tries to make up for it with confidence, but clearly has none, has a creepy red irritated penis, fucked up hair style, on his way to become that old fag who hasn't matured out of his twink lifestyle

>>7302884

I have EBT and disability benefits. I know this feel.

Dropped my fucking face wash in the shower and now it's all diluted and shit. Fucking. Fuck that. And fuck anyone reading this, you're a cunt.

>>7305838
That's soft boiled. Hard boiled is specifically when it's hard in the middle.

But yeah. Das it mang. Good shit. With soldiers.

>>7305884

I thought soft boiled is when the white is also undercooked.

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who is more masc...maki or rugby?

>>7305902
>Hard-boiled eggs are cooked so that the egg white and egg yolk both solidify, while for a soft-boiled egg the yolk, and sometimes the white, remain at least partially liquid.

>>7305917
those are the same people...

>>7305917
looks like an annoying faggot that is unable to make a normal face. Kys you pos

>>7305924

Oh.

>>7306078
That's damn right oh. Now suck my dick.

>>7305917
>who is more masc
>gayface or pedobait

gee I have to wonder

Why do so many guys take selfies while making weird faces. I just don't get what their thought process is.

>>7306188
attention

>>7306188
It's because they're uncomfortable with their resting face / don't find it attractive so they go to an odd smirk or something so there's an excuse as to why they don't look right

>>7306313
That logically makes sense. Do others actually fall for it though or is it explicitly an internal thing?

Hey guys! Guess what's coming up!

>>7306326
I mean idk, whenever I see it I notice it as a turn off
Like the half smirk face that guys make sometimes is really weird to me and makes me assume a lot abt their personality

>>7306355
Hanukkah?

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>>7306394

No you silly billy!

Ok, here's a hint!

>>7306163

Haha. :)

>>7306355

The sun? :D

>>7306355
obligatory winter judgmental gathering day?

>>7306414

Christmas sales!

>>7305947
Those obviously are not.
Did you wake up wanting to feel stupid today or what?

Biguy here
How do I flirt with guys? Do I just be cutesy as if I were a girl?

>>7306443
Oh I'm sorry that I'm not able to correctly identify the differences between 2 random gorillas.

>>7306457
stare longingly til they leave the room

>>7302617
Who else here /underwearfetish/

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>>7306424

Close!

>>7306441

Very very close!

Ok, you guys... I guess I'll tell you what it is...

It's Christmas!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cn2WgobeUQ

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>>7306457
>Biguy here
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WRONG GENERAL YOU NORMIE HALFLING

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>>7306569
>Waaaaah TFW no BF

>>7306605
No but really getting a boyfriend means you need the mindset of a hunter.
You don't get a boyfriend, you capture one.
Put on your hunter gear, set up those traps and let the great hunt begin.

Get yourself one of those wild boyfriends and tame him.

>>7305644
pls be boston

>>7306457
>eyy bb u wan sum fuk?
works every time

>>7306647
this worked for me
i wore him down enough until he had to go out with me

>>7306647

I usually just get a level of comfort established and go "SooOOooo you wanna fuck?" It works for me without fail.

Either it's a masterpiece method or I am severely underestimating my looks.

>>7306936
nah, gays are just desperate as fuck

>>7306941
That's probably true, but I'm going to go ahead and keep telling myself it's the latter.

>>7302832
Only used in London with a baity pic of myself, but got 200ish in 2 days, uninstalled after 2 days because i felt ashamed

>>7302832
I live in a rural area. Maybe a few a day.

I think my record was 200+ in a day when I was in Chicago. Kinda disappointed they took the counter off. Felt like getting a high score.

>>7306688
are you fucking serious i am in boston
um

>>7306564
I feel the Christmas magic in the air! Post more festive stuff.

alabama

>>7307160
>tfw either you or I are too ugly for the other

At least someone else in this city isn't a cucked tumblrina like my ex, right?

>>7307194
go in tinychat lets see who wins

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>>7307167

Yes sir!

Christmas is my favorite time of all the seasons of the year! Santa is DA BOMB!

>>7307224

i want you to get DPed by two wolves

>>7307216
No way.

I don't want to be the ugly one. :(

>>7307242
:< ok! it would've been fun

>>7307247
Where in Boston do you hang? Maybe I'll run into you someday anyway.

I'm thinking of going back to the online dating scene at least.

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>>7307231

L O L
Don't you mean...
two REINDEER?

>>7307276

five wolves

>>7307263
im in college, so around my school lol
hbu whereabouts r u?

>>7307292
Also at school, BU

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>>7307285

Don't you mean five...
GOLDEN RINGS?

>>7307318
omg lmao wait
>go into tc
>someone joins, i say hi
>we start chatting, I think its you bc i just said lets go into tc
>after some talking about what we're doing / what we're like he's like where are you from?
>i was like oh, cambridge area (meaning cambridge in Boston)
>he was like 'oh cool, im from belgium :) I've been to cambridge before on a trip, or maybe it was canterbury...'
>tfw belgian tc user thinks im in the UK and im thoroughly confused
this has been an odd 5 minutes
im at tufts

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>>7306564
>tfw I'll have no bf again this Christmas

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we posting christmas shit already?

well, which one are you?

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>>7307332

Aw... don't despair just because it's Christmas!
Children, they're all so gay at Christmas!
All the children on the street... hope they get something good to eat!
And for you, it's not too late! Fun Christmas!

>>7307328
I live in Cambridge but not in TC.

>>7307339

I am the happiest little elf of all! I <3 you Santa!

>>7307347
oh you live in cambridge? do u commute to BU?

>>7307349
Bitchy looks like you with purple hair

>>7307368

But how could bitchy look like me?
I always smile when I think about Christmas!

>>7307398

smile when you think about my fat cock

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>tfw stopped lifting for 4 months

I gotta get back into it. I gotta look like this.

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>>7307403

=O
That's rude!
Unless what you actually mean is your fat...
French hen!

>>7307432

you slut

>>7307339
If I'm being honest I'm probably horny, but dressed up real nice and pretending that I'm not.

>>7307438

If loving Christmas makes me a slut...
I don't wanna be a not slut!

>>7307412
It's s good goal.

Where you at now?

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>When the bottom starts moaning and if you actually use your full length he clenches and squeaks
Fucking best feel

>>7307412
my tits are not that nice

>>7307332
>tfw
Fuck.

Tfw no italian american bf

>>7307614
>italian american
wop?

Who else here /lonely/?
Why can't I seem to meet any guys who want more than sex? Actually why am I having trouble meeting men at all I live in nyc

>>7305490
>>7305680
For what? surgery won't fix the damaged nerves. at best they will give some advice and say it needs to self heal in exchange for an incredibly awkward appointment
>>7305557
I wasn't but it was like 2 am in some outskirts of the town and we tried not to be seen
>>7305585
grindr?

why does everyone in discord have a small donger

>>7307988
I mean of course all the sluts are going to be the most popular option in big cities.
Not /lonely/ here tho, when I start feeling /lonely/ I remember how fucking awful most relationships actually are 2bh

>>7307509
delet

>>7307614
they're all jews btw

>>7307509
that last part of the dick is usually very intense

>>7308064
>why does everyone in discord have a small donger
Fuck. That's hot. Maybe I should get on the discord.

>>7308064
insecurity brings people to this shithole and small dongers are the cause of insecurity

>be 6'4
>prefer to bottom
>hardly anyone wants to top me saying it's weird to top someone as tall as me

reeeeee
It's not my fault you people weren't drinking your milk as kids

>>7308225
lots of people want to top giant bottoms
chances are, you're also ugly
sorry 2bh

>>7308225
get fucked by daddies then

gg should i get a buzzcut
I'm kind of tied between growing my hair out to shoulder length or buzzing my hair

>>7308308
post pic
you can blur out your face or whatever

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hey guys my entire life was pretty good but not is really shit and I started redeveloping my mental problems tenfold and I went from socially affluent to stuttering and only thing I had left was my long distance BF I visit occasionally but he recently suggested an open relationship and it fucking hurt like a bitch

what do

I feel like suicide is the easy way out but still

>>7308319
i've posted it before as a trip rather not post more photos to float around
maybe ill find one to blur idk
i could go in tinychat?

>>7307509

come fuck me pls

>>7308330
>I feel like suicide is the easy way out
Give it a try.

>>7308337
No one uses tc. Don't bother going through the effort in that case, but also just don't expect any real answers because we don't know.

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>>7308348
Sure thing hmu.
I used to be a chronic bottom so I know whats good

>>7308353
alright fine, i guess you're right

>>7308407

your hair is perfect
i can already tell you're a 9/10
cute thrift store clothes

>>7308407
go buzzcut with like heavy arched brows like that one fag in pentnantntonix

>>7308225
Pics? Might not have anything to do with height.

>>7308407
hi 70s man can you please break go back and break up my mom and dad

>>7308407
nice nails 2bh

>>7308424
>>7308452
:)
thanks

>>7308425
lmao

>>7308449
what..does this mean

>>7308407

Why did it get deleted?

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>>7307988
>all I want a tiny qt bf to cuddle and spoil with christmas presents

>>7308561
same but he's constantly horny

>>7308561

That's the spirit!

I don't use Facebook, so what else can I use besides Tinder to get a date? OKCupid is also kind of annoying.

>>7308774

Manhunt, Adam4Adam, Grindr (duh), Craigslist, Squirt.

>>7308561
How tiny are we talking here

>>7308774
when did okcupid become nothing but numale betas or has it always been like that and i just noticed

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Hey bro, wanna come over for some smash and wine?

>>7308827
Those all sound like sites to find a quick hookup. I'm looking for a (monogamous) relationship.

>>7308839
I've noticed that too in the past year.

>>7308851

I've had guys get really upset at me after A4A dates because they assumed I was interested in monogamy and didn't bother to ask until after dragging me back to the hotel. Plenty of mono guys on there. Hell, MH has them too. And Grindr might be worth a try as well.

>>7308864
You sound like the exception to the rule. Everyone I see on A4A is looking for "easy good sex."

>>7308774
make a fake Facebook?

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>You lookin' at me, faggot? Get the fuck over here and suck my cock

>>7308885
Can I make a FB so that no one can find my profile/pictures there? I don't want any friends to find it.

>>7308827
Kek these are all literally "please rape and drug me" sites. Manhunt advertises itself as a "gay hookup" site.

>>7308933

Like I said, people off A4A have tried to get into ltrs with me. And MH has some of those types, too.

Never been raped and drugged off of... ok, once off of MH but he waited 'til the 2nd or 3rd date.

>>7308913

Please, he's clearly a musclebottom

>>7308830
noticeably smaller than me
>less than 6'-ish?

>>7308827
>>7308851
I don't like these apps because of this
too many guys just looking for a quick pump'n'dump

>>7308921
gurl they all know you're a fag, get over it

>>7308921
Dunno. I've not made a Facebook since 2007 or something. Use a fake name. You don't have to set a profile picture on Facebook. You can add photos to tinder separately from your phone.

>>7308996
>too many guys just looking for a quick pump'n'dump
then ignore them

>>7308997
Not about that. I just don't use FB generally.

>>7308999
Don't they also require your phone number or something? I might try this though.

>>7308996
pump 'n' dumps are great. Relationships are over rated imo. Hollywood made them look so good but it's all a facade. Being lonely is easier.

>>7309019
>Don't they also require your phone number or something?
Mine is still asking me for my phone number and I've never given them one. They probably know it anyway. They probably know yours too. Privacy is dead, pal. Get used to it.

>>7309021
amen to this
past the honeymoon phase in relationships, it all becomes horrible and routine
no wonder so many people cheat, it's suffocating being in a 'serious' relationship, even doubly so in a gay relationship where there are no serious chains (ie kids).
way too many desperate virgin stage 5 clingers post on here, looking for "serious" relationships, and boy those people are the fucking worst to be in a relationship with

>>7308989
You're clearly a muscledaddy

>>7309045
lolno

>>7309045

I wish

;-;

>>7308848
The literal dream.

We need a tinychat so I can see what you mongs look like

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>>7309488

but then you'll realize you're talking to a bunch of uggos and me

>>7309530

hitler is the only uggo

do it though

theres a black guy sitting next to me on the bus
now im not normally attracted to black dudes but this ones kinda cute and hes wearing these white shorts that are very hot

his bulge is amazing
do you think he'll get mad if i ask to touch it and masturbate him

>>7309627

ask your wife's son

>>7309627

rassenschande ist verboten

>>7309488
make one

>>7309710

you

>>7308996
I'm 5'7

>>7309726
i mean there are two that already exist

but no u

>>7309754

where

>>7309530
C U T E
U
T
E

>>7309763
one is tc dot com slash gaygen and one is notgaygen

both are pretty dead though

someone make new thread

>>7309798
>>7309798
>>7309798

nu bread

https://www.instagram.com/emanuelcabj/