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>Lewd bullying
>Hon level hugboxing
>*actions* reccomended
>Best drama
>Talk of sudoku is verboten.
Previously on /mtfg/
>>7276578
Let's do our best, girls!
<3 sass edition
kys hon, literally nobody cares about you
>>7277704
<3 Bjorg
This is the best edition, it has alll the best trip and the nicest words, it's going to be huge
>>7277809
LMAO!
We need more Fayeposting!
It's not fair. Why do I have to publicly dress like a girl for half a fucking year to get hormones? FtMs can get away with it because they can just end up looking like super butch lesbians, but it's completely socially unacceptable for a male to wear a dress.
I'm 18 years old and I wanted to start as early as I could to insure I didn't end up like the hons I see at the local anime convention I go to every year. I want to look like a regular human being, and live a regular life, but these doctors won't let me.
I want to die a horrible death. They could at least give me Spiro so my body doesn't further mutate into the disgusting mess it already is in the next few years.
And my mom doesn't fully believe that I'm actually trans because I'm not very open about it because I feel ashamed. She acts like just because I felt awkward with her trying to make me voice train in the car that I don't want to transition, but I do. She keeps thinking that I want to transition because I'm in love with my (lesbian) best friend. Bullshit on that too.
What's the best transition you've ever seen? Saved pics? Looking for inspo, especially if a gross dude becomes a lovely feminine qt, no hons pls
Hello everyone! It's been a while, I hope you are all doing well~ <3
I am being lured into saying lewd things
I won't fall for it
Serpents I'm not falling for your tricks
>>7278648
hi Anna
>go to walk in clinic for refill on tranny pills
>present pill bottle to doctor along with a list of bloodwork required for mtfs
>"...Why do you need this medication?"
>"I'm transgendered"
>"So let me get this straight. So that means you're biologically...?"
JUST
>>7278661
hugg elann
>>7278661
... An Apache attack helicopter.
>>7278047
That's pretty horrible. You're probably going to want to self-med in the mean time if you can afford it.
if anna doesn't stop repressing im chasing trashy
>>7278619
go to /r/transtimelines and sort by top of all time
also there are a bunch of cuties posting in this very thread
>>7278661
That's horrid but at the same time it means you pass, right?
Anyone here thinks BDD is real needs to kill themselves
>>7278641
Someone has been spamming your pics in pass gen
>>7278641
Hi Ash!!
yeah it has been a while
how r u
>>7278619
me
>>7278661
thats actually a compliment, he couldn't tell if you were cis or not
don't some cis women need HRT?
>>7278676
maeve is a qt hamham
>>7278678
ANGIE OUT
>>7278678
It's real, it's not the same thing as gender dysphoria, most people diagnosed as BDD here aren't.
>>7278641
hi ash
which trip has the tightest boipußi?
>>7278676
Tfw my timeline was all a lie
>>7278661
Who the fuck cares?
Embrace both what what you were born biologically, and what you've become.
Creating this delusion for yourself that you're 100% female actually worsens your dysphoria. Be honest with yourself, sure it'll feel bad for a some time, but feel a lot better in general afterwards.
>>7278673
There is nothing ti repress
And you better bacj the fuck off
Trashy is mine
>>7278682
U got pretty legs!
>>7278667
wat food wud u make for me famalam
>>7278678
sometimes I can look in the mirror 5 different times and see 5 different versions of myself
quickly can go from thinking I look great to thinking I look horrible
its pretty weird
>>7278695
>conceal don't feel
>>7278047
>Why do I have to publicly dress like a girl for half a fucking year to get hormones?
Because you went to a shitty doctor. Possibly in a shitty country.
If you're in the US just fucking try someone else. Even if your insurance means you have to go to a certain place, just call around to see if they take the insurance. You might be surprised.
If you're shit out of luck it's time to open a p.o. box and buy your girl pills online and take them in secret. If you don't have money you better be getting a damn job.
>>7278661
>go to walk in clinic for refill on tranny pills
>present pill bottle to doctor along with a list of bloodwork required for mtfs
>"...Why do you need this medication?"
>I'm transgender
>"so let me get this straight.... you're TRYING to look like a woman?!"
>cry into my pillow all night and eat ice cream
>tfw noticed the meta trap too late
Well that's awkward
>>7278695
>tfw when bjorg finally stops repressing, he'll break up with trashy and you'll have a shot at her
can't wait - we even know she doesn't have a problem with manlets either
im excited to go back to college next year and try to make friends
but the reality probably will be ill just be a ghost and go about my business alone
but hey once im a therapist ill be interacting with people again
>>7278663
hugg lauren
>>7278677
I don't know if I'd interpret it that way
>>7278668
Same
>>7278683
Idk maybe? I interpreted it as him just not know what transgendered people are or something
>>7278693
What? I told him I'm a male, what are you even on about.
>>7278706
>implying you're a match for me
Silly tranny, you don't actually think you can trump me do you?
>>7278705
its ok i know ur not a tranny under all the memes just a sad lonely beta
reposting etc
>>7278657
>>The time I drove 10 hours to hang out with my two friends in Wisconsin for a weekend
>One of the most surreal weekends of my life.
Oh my god, I love your scripts, Max Landis! I always knew you were a tranny!
should i try to get a ged or go back to high school for a year
>>7278702
He's pointing at a delicious cheese pizza.
>>7278047
It's easy
You fucking do whatever it takes to get $200
You get a checking account and a deposit box at the post office
You order hormones via echeck and send it to the box and not the house
You swallow pills, keep them in a man satchel, take that shit into the shower with you, never be away from it
>>7278715
ged
you don't learn anything in HS besides studying. studying for a ged is more similar to college anyway.
>>7278712
i'm cis actually, so i definitely will once you've turned from bjorg into anna and trashy needs a real man(let)
>>7278715
id say go back to school if ur young enough but if not ged is just as good
>>7278720
idk if I should go to college though
>>7278713
Thanks Korra you're alright
Official Bjorg stamp of approval
>>7278714
>Max Landis! I always knew you were a tranny!
>>7278723
im 19
>>7278716
im doing okedoke
how are you ash?
>>7278690
the one in this image
>>7278696
hey thanks anon uwu
>>7278703
i missed you too Ash!!!!
Glad you're doing well, and glad that you've been able to do schoolwork, im bad at that stuff
I'm doing okay, gonna be travelling to norcal this weekend after thanksgivinggg
it should be suuper fun!!
Thanks for askin <3
>>7278707
I wish I had the mental willpower to go to college
>>7278707
my college is good and people are nice to me
but i still feel so uncomfortable i've barely gone for weeks now
>>7278716
>oh my god you ask her out
>no you
Actually this happened to me this weekend
Kid was staring
Won't stop staring
Why won't he stoppppp
Girlfriend say awwww
>tfw he was watching me play vidyah on my phone
>>7278722
Then why are you here? You don't even have a tranny gf to tag along with
You're pathetic, and your hopeless vyibg for trashy won't bear fruits
Trashy is mine and you know it
>>7278714
Does that mean I have to repost mine too?
But I'm lazy.
>>7278701
>Max Landis
I don't know who that is but he looks like a bigger fag than me.
Did he drive to Wisconsin for to see friends?
I just didn't want to go into detail. I just meant it was surreal because I was actually meeting people I had talked to online for 8 years.
Extra thoughts: We hadn't heard each others' voices until the last 1. That was about when I realized one was gay, the guy I was staying with. The girl was sweet and still had a crush on me at the time.
>>7278732
>I wish I had the mental willpower to go to college
I got live away from home for 3 years, and that was my main motivation to keep going with it.
Felt good man, got to fap whenever I wanted and shit with the door open.
>>7278734
What makes you uncomfortable?
>>7278728
If you want college or a better job go back
If you don't care and have resigned to being poor and fighting to be lower middle class get the ged
>>7278742
You'd have to fuck up reaaaaally badly
>>7278736
>Then why are you here?
why are YOU here, bjorg?
damn repressed tranny, hurry up and chug your titty skittles, trashy ain't getting any younger.
>>7278736
>cis guy asks someone why they're here
>>7278731
I'm glad to hear! And good for you for getting back into school! I had to drop out of my math class because I missed too many days ;w; so I gotta retake it in spring.
>>7278732
Woohoo! I'm happy you are feeling good and out and about! That will be fun to travel and get away for the holidays~ :D
>>7278735
Honestly I thought they were making fun of me because I was breaking out and was in sweats and a shirt so I looked homely ._.
And you're so lucky to be in a relationship! All I have are my dogs and cats LOL
>>7278736
are you tripping bro?
>guy crashes school bus and kills multiple children
>asked them if they were ready to die before he did it
>people on facebook STILL defend him
Gonna be edgy as fuck here but why is humanity so stupid
>>7278749
don't you understand? bjorgfist finds it comfy when people assume she's a repressing tranny
>>7278754
don't you think that a tranny has more place in a tranny thread than someone who knows one?
>>7278753
Maybe :^)
>>7278755
"defend him" in what sense?
because if they're just saying he's nuts instead of evil, it might be true (haven't heard of the story though)
>>7278754
no im saying it's dangerous to be here so often especially in your sensitive mental state. it's a very real possibility you could be influenced my dear boy and the drug use certainly isn't helping.
idk how that could be a trap. it's not a meme when we say the only cis guys here are chasers and repressed trannies
>>7278757
Isn't the overwhelming majority here trans? Proportions make about sense, right?
how do we destroy cis men
>>7278754
>I stated I have a tranny gf to tag along with
she doesn't even post here though, it's just you being desperately pulled back to this place because you feel a connection with the people here
become cute before it's too late, bjorg
>>7278765
you're not gonna trick us again, /pol/
>>7278759
no, that crashing a bus and killing children as a result isn't a crime, and only god has the final say not the EVIL cops and media
>>7278754
Is a chaser that has a gf any better than a chaser seeking a gf?
You have even less reason to be here than a single chaser.
>>7278765
by converting them, silly
i wanna start exercising right now
but
im afraid of anyone seeing me do it
im really embarrassed and insecure about anything that's new for me to do
>>7278751
Well I'm a qt
You can be tooooo
>>7278767
i'm not /pol/ :(
chasers are just faggots
>>7278769
this is accurate, which is why everyone suspected Birdy who hung out here more than his girlfriends
>>7278755
We live in post truth land
>trump said he's cutting federally mandated overtime pay for people under 47k
>people saying no obama did it make America great when I bring it up
>>7278741
I don't want to live away from home honestly.
I struggle to keep myself up because I have a really weak brittle body, and its hard to carry things cuz fibro
plus i struggle to open water bottles Xd
>>7278743
well im glad you have the will to fix it!
>>7278751
well its more of a visiting friend situation
but it will be nice either wayyy
^-^
>>7278750
I was a repressed tranny at the time.
Oddly enough I think I told her beforehand that I was pretty sure I was trans but didn't do anything about it. She must have thought it was just a passing phase because it never came up again outside of that conversation.
>>7278615
Thanks for Correcting the Record™.
>>7278773
psychedelics are not bad
I think they can be hugely beneficial to someone's life, I know mushrooms have been for me
>>7278771
exercise alone in your room then, and go out jogging/cycling in the early mornings
>>7278773
:| im not patronizing im telling you a fact, being here 24/7 WILL influence you regardless of you admitting it or not.
>>7278782
Doing stretches in my room isn't a bad idea
I dont know
I feel like I should overpower my insecurity and be a brave girl
>>7278773
You find it comfy here because you're obviously a tranny
Literally Birdy 2.0
>>7278774
i'm very concerned by this anti-chaser rhetoric being peddled lately
be careful that the oppressed don't become the oppressors
>>7278785
Isn't birdy transitioning now?
>>7278773
You have to excuse her, she grew up being socialized as a man in the church, they are all very patronizing and like to mansplain to you
She's not used to people standing up to her yet
>>7278788
that's her point
>>7278771
I finally stopped running on my treadmill because I swear to God once I do people keep coming in to see me.
The last time my older brother walked in on me running. He was all "oh. I didn't know what that noise was. sounded like the dryer." (in my room???) I was fortunately in my boxers instead of my female shorts. But that was enough paranoia to make me not want to do it again.
Plus I have to shower right after or else I swear the sweat breaks me out.
So it's like, fuck running then I guess. I'll just die of cardiovascular disease.
Moving out early December though! I'll just have the one roommate so maybe things will work out.
Goddamnit I wish I tripped here when I was a boy
Y'all woulda torn me apart until I finally transitioned
>>7278787
it's not oppressing if you want a female safe space to stay female :(
Do that many people here really have a problem with cis people posting here? Obviously it's a thread for trannies but I don't really see the issue with cis people getting involved as long as they aren't making an ass of themselves.
>>7278789
would you prefer if we called you "my dear girl" Anna?
>>7278789
ok bad use of words. I'll replace it with my good man and say I apologize
>>7278787
>>7278788
Idk if birdy is transitioning, but birdy has admitted to being trans
To NOONE'S surprise
thank you for posting in my tfw no bf thread lauren
>>7278789
experiencing ego loss gives a new perspective IMO
it helped me get my shit together, not want to kill myself
>>7278793
>grace admits to her feminization desires
>>7278798
that's beautiful. who did that?
I actually picture Anna doing what I do now
Like I'm seeing a constant reaction image
Interdastin
bjorg is gonna be so cute
>>7278805
N-no it's not like that, I'm just wishing I didn't repress is all.
>>7278798
>mfw i was hoping someone would post this exact image
i love it when a plan comes together
>>7278794
>it's not oppressing if you want a female safe space to stay female :(
well too bad, someone has to keep tabs on you people, find out what you're planning
>>7278809
get out now man before it's too late. ur gonna end up transitioning
>>7278809
When are you and trashy gonna cosplay as Anna and Elsa, respectively?
>>7278812
personally, i'm planning on neutering beta orbiters like you
>>7278800
They always mansplained to me, I thought it was part of the pecking order thing you boys do
Seriously do you know how demeaning it is to have to call AAA for a jump and have the tow truck driver explain how your car works like your a child? Swear to god it's like y'all can smell the girl on people
>>7278793
All boys who start posting on tranny imageboards will eventually be girls.
It's an abstract feel
Thanks lauren
>>7278809
So when did you first suspect you might be trans, Anna?
Problem is that when I am not high anymore I won't know whether what I feel right now is legitimate
I like drugs
im getting really happy with how long my hair is getting
>>7278812
are you gonna stlak us anon?
>>7278819
first it starts with easing into liking guys
then slowly accepting you have a feminine side
and then grasping that you were never a guy
>>7278811
It takes a village to make a girl
i just had a sad & scary thought.
i could plan to commit suicide w/o telling anyone, & probably no one would realize or care that i would be gone.
i think it could possibly be a good idea to drop trip & go anon forever & never post pics here again.
then, w/ work, nobody would realize who i am, & i could share as much as i want about myself, & call 'alines' the fucking trash that she is
>>7278817
>personally, i'm planning on neutering beta orbiters like you
hey, not everybody shares your fetish
>Tfw chest pains
What should I do?
>>7278819
what if i don't think im a guy but i don't know think in a girl either
>>7278818
I just nod and think about something else until they are done talking about whatever, isn't that what everyone does?
>>7277690
Absolute majority and preferential voting best vote.
>>7278821
True, but I see a lot of the time I see someone posting that says they're cis in a pretty reasonable context (someone gives them hrt advice or something), and then the thread only becomes about them because everyone is asking them why they're here if they're cis or saying they should go.
>>7278825
Estrogen is a drug
>>7278819
Saved and sent to my gf
*hoses down the thread with mustard*
>>7278831
I'd say that's more or less your right, as bad of an idea kys would be. besides
>& call 'alines' the fucking trash that she is
which isn't really true.
It would be the sane alternative to make connections in real life to form a support net.
>>7278844
please don't
>>7278826
>are you gonna stlak us anon?
i've been posting here for months and i don't stalk anyone, i just shitpost and save photos
>>7278841
>Never ever
Why not?
I bet you'd make a cute Anna.
>>7278841
I literally worked in a motor pool on humvees as part of my deployment training in case one broke down in the desert while I was out and in charge
what should i do when my hair gets super static-y
>>7278848
oh, neato
>>7278825
>Anna likes being called Anna when her inhibitions are lowered
>Anna also likes lowering her inhibitions
Smoking gun tbqh
>>7278831
you seem to have changed a lot recently - were you holding all your crazy back for a while or did something happen in your life?
>>7278826
>Start posting on /cd/
>"W-whoa, boys can actually transition into girls, that sounds great, I wanna do that"
>"I-I'm not a tranny, I just wanna be a girl"
>"I-I'm not a tranny, I'm just on hormones"
>"I-I like girls still I think"
>"I-I think I may actually like boys"
>"Fuck I think I'm a tranny"
>>7278818
I'm ignorant about typical male things so I appreciate it.
I'm very clearly a scrawny boy but when I took my car to the mechanic they could probably smell the girl on me. The long hair and skinny jeans probably sealed the mentality to them that I wasn't a "car person". They explained what the control arm was, the bolts, the different types of things that are adjusted during the alignment, etc.
I guess I don't mind people talking down to me because I've always felt like a lesser person.
>>7278817
b-but I like doing things with beta guys that wouldn't work if they are neutered!
>>7278840
>someone gives them hrt advice or something
they weren't very cis then
I don't know. I think the thing people keep in mind is people like Birdy creating drama with trips and using this as his personal club.
>>7278837
Oh wow that's such a good point
I do thing you just said too
>nod a few times
>smile
>>7278852
Frizz spray, sugaring spray
>>7278852
I think just a bit of water helps for static. Like don't even wet your hair down. Just get a hand slightly wet and run it through it.
>>7278857
/cuteboys/ are still ok
orbiters aren't
>>7278697
I can cook italian, french and mexican
I also know how to roast most meats.
What do you like to eat?
>>7278867
>That is not what I said anon
you know it is :^)
>>7278870
Am I a cute boy? ;_;
At least I'm not orbiting anyone
>>7278852
loose hairs stand up like that because theyve dried out, not static. itll always happen with some hair unless you use the right products in them after styling and before going out.
>>7278860
>I do thing you just said too
a-are you mocking my broken english?
I have feelings too, you know? even if they come in another language...
>>7278847
Don't you like mustard?
>>7278867
They come out if you listened to your radio in a parking lot too long and your battery dies
>>7278871
Greek's probably my fav, fugen love garlic, especially tzatsiki. Gig fan of MURRICAN steak houses too though. Italian works too. C:
>>7278830
Fucking weirdo. Stop lusting over everyone here, you're twice everyone's age.
how big do you think bjorgs boobs are going to be
>>7278880
there is a time for mustard and a time for no mustard
>>7278854
i can't really tell.
i guess everyone used to think i was cool.
i thought maybe they might be right.
now i'm an insecure attention whore tranny bitch, who frankly isn't much to look @
>>7278879
>I have feelings too, you know? even if they come in another language...
can I be an alcoholic while taking HRT or will I die?
>>7278875
mfw thought i was /cuteboy/ and was confirmed cute tranny once i transition
mfw realize it was just angles and i look like hot shit
>>7278716
Ash! Yay! How are you?
>>7278879
It must be hard translating your thoughts from English into Spanish in your head
who knows THIS feel
>tfw you're a tranny
amiriiiiiiite???
>>7278867
It's amusing how people come here from /pol/, stays & participates, and then ends up transitioning.
>>7278889
you'll be fine. all the stuff about hrt in combination with having fun killing you is greatly exagerated.
>>7278889
i think it's a bad idea to drink on hrt
>>7278884
depends on her families boob genetics on both sides
>>7278883
Wrong
>>7278834
Experiment with hormones and find out your place.
See >>7278855
>>7278878
>after styling
all i did was rinse it with water while i was in the shower today
>>7278890
>tfw thought i wanted to be a trap
>then tranny
>then back to just a cute guy
>then alpha male
>then tranny
Silly me
GAS THE CIS GRACE WAR NOW
ok seriously tho here's some real feels
>ran out of spiro
>doc will give me some more but i have to come in for an appointment because i've missed two in a row and it's been like 9 months since i seen her because my life has been a wreck
>live in a different town now and have no way to get to my doc
>miss my appointment
>going on two weeks without spiro
>also totally broke so i can't even buy any online
I am going actually insane
>>7278888
this is one of them
>>7278857
I mean if they say something like "my hair is starting to recede", and someone says what hrt to use to fix it, and they respond by saying they're cis.
>>7278889
Spiro or cypro?
There's at least one source that says alcohol will reduce cypro's antiandrogenic effect: https://www.drugs.com/mmx/cyproterone-acetate.html
Spiro seems to worsen the after effects of alcohol for me and a few others.
>>7278887
you look pretty okay, you just have crazy frizzy grandma hair that could use a bit of TLC
feels like your cheese has slipped off your cracker lately though, might wanna try and snap back into it before you do something nuts
>>7278906
That's not a meme I did that and they jumped my car
>>7278892
I use a picture in my mind as a middle ground, for example this
>>7278903
I wanted to be a girl since I was 4 years old. How are people so confused about this shit.
>>7278913
Rinsing your hair is bad?
>>7278903
The majestic life cycle of the transbian
>>7278918
Oh it sounded ironic
That's pretty weird
Why hang out on a parking lot for so lobg though? Is that a girl thing I'm just not getting?
>>7278921
just rinsing it with water and nothing else is yes, but only if youre seriously concerned with treating it well. hot water is worse than cold directly, though steam is nice if youre conditioning.
>>7278921
Getting your hair wet and not using conditioner is asking for it to frizz
>>7278922
too small. I could find one in austin but i'd need to have a recommendation letter again and all that headache
>>7278909
i didn't know you were from argentina
i guess your english wasn't quite potato enough for me to pick you out as a JF
>>7278923
when are you getting ffs, srs and a sergeant boyfriend?
>>7278907
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>7278920
>I wanted to be a girl since I was 4 years old.
I knew in the womb
But no it took me until I was a teen to start to put the pieces together and feel everything, it was very new and confusing to me so I would get scared and repress because I was afraid of making the wrong choice and fucking everything up. Eventually, it wasn't a choice anymore.
>>7278913
>which is one of the worst things to do desu.
Oh, really? :s
>>7278923
I'm not even a transbian >>
>>7278922
It definitely gets worse as life goes on
>>7278927
So when I shower each day, what should I do with my hair?
>>7278928
>I was assuming Grace's hair was staticky because she took a sweater off over her head or something.
That and it's winter.
But I switched my shirt and my hair got worse.
I can't stop crying
I just want to hurt myself
How goofy am I? Be honest
>>7278938
Not at all desu.
>>7278882
Oh I can do greek also! I make a mean greek roast chicken. :3
>>7278938
10/10 goofball
>>7278938
Passes better than me
I'm the only one here where hrt never worked
>>7278916
nah, i don't think i will kms.
it would be a terrible shame if these past 6 months of hrt were for nothing, & i want to talk to my physician about upping my dosage.
but this is kind of a scary ride
>>7278940
Hnnnnnnnnng, souvlaki? GIEF
>>7278938
i wish to look like you
>>7278946
I hate the way I look
Everything I tried failed me
>>7278891
Oh yea!
>waiting outside cinema
>gay guy gold digger passes by and says hi
>asks if I have a nee job
>make small talk wishes me well
>walks alone without his 70 year old wife
Does he have a crush on me?
>>7278883
Lol Faye's my age? I dunno she could be older. Or younger..... weird how no one knows anybody's true age here, right?
>>7278906
>her
>>7278935
>grace will never be your childhood tomboy friend who drags you off into the woods on adventures and coaxes you into doing things by calling you a coward and a chicken and saying "even a girl can do this"
>>7278945
>When all women are dead
wow, what a misogynist
>>7278947
but mame no mistake, this is happier for me than being a repressing shithead
>>7278952
>failed me
Interesting.
>>7278950
It does get worse once you sore of open the box and let it all out
And it'll also get worse the closer you get to passing
Are you transitioning now?
>>7278956
>you'll never drag anon off into hobbies they dont really like but tag along with you cause they like you
>you'll never defend anon from bullies
>you'll never open up your softer side to them
>you'll never bully anon in a fun way
>>7278935
ideally dont wash your hair every day if it doesnt need it, and when it does need it always make sure to use a decent shampoo and condition. and leave the conditioner in while youre washing your body, then rinse it out after a few minutes. try to use less hot water on your hair but thats a pain to do and not so comfy so dont stress that part too much.
woopwoopwoop
>>7278965
Shut up grace
>>7278944
>>7278903
I think I still want to be a trap.
At least a really cute guy.
But I want to female girl clothes in public.
And while I use the upper end of my voice register I'd still like to figure out and practice female resonance because I don't like how masculine my voice is.
And honestly, at that point, I'd be something that quacks like a duck, flies like a duck, looks like a duck and acts like a duck, so I should just call myself a duck.
>>7278968
want
>>7278933
t-thanks?
>>7278955
Very rude
>>7278947
what's with all the psychadelic pictures you always post anyway?
do you do shrooms or LSD or something?
>>7278966
Interesting, I'll keep that in mind and give it a shot
I'd been washing my hair with shampoo and conditioner once a week, then in the middle of the week i'd condition it, but the rest of the days I'd just do a quick rinse
I'd also immediately rinse the conditioner out so I guess I've been doing that wrong too
Thank you!!
>>7278971
Uh oh.
>>7278973
I did all that and it didn't work
Transition is a crap shoot
>>7278948
Pork slouvaki for viking beard and hot sex.....sounds good.
>>7278965
i'm waiting for HRT to arrive, should come in 1-2 weeks
so i can enjoy a year of looking like an ugly manthing i guess
holy fuck the depression is so god damn all-consuming i just want to stop breathng fuck
like
i've never considered anti-depressants or drugs before but i sure as fuck wouldn't mind some of that shit rn
>tfw just a boy repressing their mandom
>>7278978
i used to
>>7278966
>ideally dont wash your hair every day if it doesnt need it
isn't this just common sense?
who the hell would shampoo their hair every day?
>>7278983
>implying hrt will make you cute
>>7278986
>who the hell would shampoo their hair every day?
Me before this year >>
I thought I was supposed to and then my hair and scalp were drying out and I was worried I had dandruff
but all I had to do was just stop that lol
>>7278989
Quiet, cinn
>>7278987
HRT is an absolute meme I tell ya
>>7278984
>tfw just a boy expressing their mandom
All the cute girls in thread reminding you you'll never be one
i swear captcha is an rpg and you level up once youve solved enough and then they give you harder ones to solve
>>7278986
the kind of people who get taught that they need to shower every day and lump washing hair into that? probs the same people who dont know to wash their eyebrows desu
>>7278980
What didn't work? I don't need to "pass". I just want to get as close to female as possible because muh gender dysphoria.
You're saying hrt wasn't enough for you? Were your levels right? Are you overweight? How many years did you do? Would you consider ffs?
Because I'm vain enough I'm probably doing ffs even if I don't call myself female.
Who knows, this is probably just a coping mechanism.
>>7278995
You look the same
All you need was grow your hair out
Oh no
I have sad thoughts in my head
I have 6 hours of lsd left to ride out
Hlep
>>7278996
Wanna fug
>>7278989
You're one kinky mofo
>>7278995
>tfw HRT completely changed your appearance
>>7279007
listen to muzik
>>7279007
what kind of sad thoughts?
>>7278981
You make me sound so cheap. :C But ye, its a p good deal! WHEN THO
>>7279002
It was more than my hair growing out and you know it. Even in
>>7278903
you can see there's differences than
>>7278935
HRT actually did something even if you don't wanna admit it and blame everyone and everything but yourself for your current state.
>>7278995
It's just you who have shit genes.
>>7278995
You're like 9 months though. You're babby trans; you still need to finish figuring out how to angle your pictures just right.
>>7279008
>Wanna fug
sorry, i'm not a homewrecker, someone's already claimed dibs on you
>>7279017
I'm kinda liking the profile shot for angles
>>7278987
it'll help a bit
i thought i was already cute but i think that was just me being good at selfies
i wanna kiss grace
>>7279017
whats the point in needing to take pictures at weird angles?
isn't it more about how you look in real life?
>>7278893
Quality post
>>7279022
I bet it'd look even better with a smile.
>>7279025
me too, though like twice as much when she's in combat gear for some reason
>>7279010
Friend isn't feeling well
Nothing I can do
>>7279022
qt, I am imagining you in nothing but that shirt and stripey undies
>>7279002
>tfw I look the same and all that changed is my hair got longer
;~;
>>7278989
Tfw anon from last night doesnt reply
>>7279032
get the fuck out before i turn you over to Mike "Cease and Decis-t" Pence
>>7278994
Why Angie, why?
Will you trannies shut the fuck up or go text each other instead of bumping up this fucking ridiculous thread and pushing more intriguing conversations out? Jesus fuck you trannies.
>>7279040
there are many important issues being discussed here
>>7279025
>>7279030
<3
I'll kiss u bbys
>though like twice as much when she's in combat gear for some reason
That's interesting, why?
>>7279028
I do need to smile in pics more often but I'm insecure about my smile so I go for the straight face
>>7279032
i mean i do hang out around the house like that
>>7279040
there are 150 threads on this board at any given time. that's plenty of space for everyone to share civilly. you fucking faggot.
>>7279047
Do you wear that stuff outside? :o
>>7279047
>>7279047
>I do need to smile in pics more often but I'm insecure about my smile so I go for the straight face
I usually just think of a really dumb joke. It doesn't even have to be funny. An old friend of mine would fill dead air with the most racist jokes he could think of. I usually think about shit he said.
>>7279040
10 mtfg threads
150 total threads
it takes days of not posting for a thread to die
it's not really a problem
>>7279047
>i mean i do hang out around the house like that
lewd, I bet u get naked when u take a shower too
So I had a free pizza and didn't want to cook, ordered that, and as I was nomming came across a D.Va photoset
Now I hate myself.
>>7279047
>That's interesting, why?
i dunno, maybe i just like girls in uniforms but never thought too much about it before
maybe you just give off lewd vibes in uniform for some reason
>>7279060
>i dunno, maybe i just like girls in uniforms but never thought too much about it before
Grace cosplaying in school uniform when
>>7279040
Rude
>>7279012
What? That's what girlfriends do!
>>7279049
Just when I go play airsoft
>>7279058
Clearly you didn't see my shower pic
>>7279054
Even when I laugh at something and hold the face it feels forced
>>7279073
The one with the big butte?
I remember that uwu
>>7279001
>Were your levels right?
Yes they were fine
>Are you overweight?
Nope
>How many years did you do?
3+
>Would you consider ffs?
Had it
>>7279079
God damn it, this isn't Angie is it?
>>7279062
>Grace cosplaying in school uniform when
that's a good idea, we should trick grace into doing cosplay
tell her it's trutrans or something
>>7279079
can you put your trip back on so people can fitler you
>>7279079
kys sir
>>7279038
Sass, no one even remembers that.
Hell most people here can't even remember what happened last week
>>7279073
Which Optimus Prime is that
>>7279081
No, I'm not Angie
I had my ffs with speigal
>When you message somebody and they don't reply
:(
i want the feels to fuck off
>>7279085
>>7279062
>>7279060
Maybe I should take a pic of me in my apron at work tomorrow!
Anyway uh
Link me to a quality school girl outfit
>>7279093
That's a Master Piece Ghost of Starscream in the background I think you're talking about
Who here /wantstobuildasnowman/?
Did anyone else grow their hair out before they realized they were trans? I'd had long hair for about 6 years before I started transitioning.
>In closet forever
>"You really need to cut your hair anon." - every member of family
Thanksgivings gonna be fun.
>>7279105
Shit, I guessed that first. Do know about the titans returns?
Does anyone know how Smiles is?
Haven't seen her in a while.
>>7279109
I was a metalhead so obviously I grew my hair long to fit in, or something.
>>7279073
I see that Bastion shirt you fuckin nerd.
HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT BY ANON:
Step 1) Eat an entire bag of chips in bed.
Step 2) Fall asleep.
I'M A MESS.
>>7279105
This is legit me.
>>7279103
have a (you)
I had a close friend from here, I thought we were going to be friends for a long time, but we drifted apart and she eventually stopped replying to my occassional and desperate attempts to remain friends.
I have no friends
>>7279081
Why does it matter?
Hrt might work for you
It might not
>>7279109
I didn't have the chance to because my father was strict, but I always wanted long hair. I cried every hair stylist session.
>>7279124
>I have no friends
Same. :(
Have my (You).
>>7279110
>not just doing it
What are you, a girl?
Hehe... Hehe! Anon is a gihirl
>>7279108
only with other girls
>>7279129
i have no irl friends
>>7279117
Beep beep booop
>>7279123
Oh my
>>7279111
I do not, no
>>7279135
I have no IRL or online friends.
>>7279113
she's in the ward
better than being with her femily i guess
>>7279134
Plenty of girls to choose from anon. I'll watch
>>7279109
I would put off getting a haircut until everyone pressured me to cut it. Then after every haircut I'd always be kind of disappointed. It never looked too long to me. As an adult after I got a haircut I would feel kind of like I was pressured into it. I would usually cut it before a job interview because I knew it looked "more professional" to have shorter hair.
My current job hasn't said shit despite it being past my neck now and definitely past the collar. I'll probably need to start putting it up soon. But they haven't said anything and it's restrained and behind me like the policy says, so meh.
>>7279136
What size shirt are you
>>7279136
Its a bunch of vehicles and aninals with heads that turn into robots and pilot the vehicle/animal
>>7279138
how the fuck do you not have any online friends? people are desperate everywhere.
>>7279136
your clothing basket tipped over
>>7279108
>it doesn't have to be a snowman
>>7279110
wear your best dress and make yourself look qt
if they say anything just say "u got a problem bro?"
>>7279136
Can we all agree to hound and bully Grace until she cleans her God damn room? I'm tired of the excuses!
>>7279153
But it's gone on for so long it's funny now. Like a running gag.
>>7279150
Okay, bye
;_;
>>7279146
I dunno, every time I try we either stop talking after the first few times or it lasts a few months and they start hating me.
I assume it's my fault, I just don't know what to do.
>>7279159
hugg
>>7279162
I'll be your online friend.
>>7279163
Awoo cudle
>>7279136
Yeah, that was like, six years ago though. I've bulked up a bit since then sadly.
>Go down to put clothes in dryer
>Putting clothes in laundry basket
>My detergent tab is still in there
>I basically just rinsed my clothes with some scent beads.
Fuck.
>>7279151
You're right I should just go all out.
On an unrelated sidenote does anyone have a couch I can crash on? I might be disowned and homeless by Friday.
>>7279144
That's a medium
Maybe in blizzard sizing I should go for large
I unno
Seems to fit okay, just not used to the sleeves
>>7279147
>>7279153
Those are old pics!
this was today
>>7279073
>>7279109
i had long hair as a kid
>>7279109
Yup.
>>7279162
>lasts a few months
These are ONLINE FRIENDSHIPS, how long were you expecting? A fucking lifetime? All my friendships online seem to last at max 6 months, but you don't see me complaining. They're easily replaceable, potential friends are everywhere, don't let one online friendship be the end of your world because you'll have dozens more to replace it.
just got out of the shower.
can't get enough of those btw
I'm slowly but surely drowning my roomie with hair left around the condo
>tgfw playing 3d chess in my head
Outsmarting all of you
>>7279182
i wouldn't bet on it
>>7279177
i sometimes take hour long showers
my family probably thinks i'm jerking off or something
>>7279169
what is your location
>>7279182
bjorg are you mad that we won't let it go lol
>>7279189
>my family probably thinks i'm jerking off or something
You might as well at that point. It'd just add like 5 minutes to it.
>>7279179
PLEASE do not drown my future bf !
>>7279188
You're Magnus@6 years old I am john bartholomew
>>7279176
>These are ONLINE FRIENDSHIPS, how long were you expecting? A fucking lifetime?
I just want a friend.
>>7279182
I'm playing 6d chess.
I know that you are nervous aren't you
You want the response from trannies saying you aren't intelligent
I've read you.
>>7279182
I played chess against Chara never again.
>>7279189
I used to do that, it was comfy just feeling the water hit your skin
>>7279179
welcome to long hair. it turns up everywhere at the least expected times.
post gts
>>7279196
They're going to last a while they're honking my life preservers
>>7279203
she beat you, didn't she?
>>7279208
uwu
>>7279204
definitely feels consoling if you're depressed
>>7279209
okay
thank you for keeping them safe
>>7279109
I had long-ish hair in middle school, and I really wanted to grow it longer but my mom wouldn't let me.
Then in high school and early college I had a typical guy length because repression.
We seem to hear a lot about this body dysmorphic disorder. I was just thinking though... How can we honestly justify that one is having a 'distorted' view of themselves? What if they are genuinely just ugly and this 'disorder' is just a method of fake reassurance to allow the person to feel comfortable in themselves?
I know that everyones aim is to feel comfortable in their own body, but at the same time there has to be a certain level of realism to it...
So How can we differentiate between BDD and actually just being ugly?
Is BDD just a term to make unattractive people feel more secure in there own skin?
>>7279198
>I just want a friend
Nothing last forever
>>7279210
yeah she is 2k elo
>~<
>>7279215
I consider myself a good player.
>>7279220
Anytime
I've taken off all cotton layers to ensure that we don't get weighed down
is gogurts here
>>7279182
I play 74D chess with Barron Trump, he tells me he could consider cash incentives if you were to transition
>>7279222
BDD is typically about obsessing about an imaginary flaw. If you have a huge nose and you obsess over how big it is, it's not BDD.
If you think your chin is too big but everyone goes "your chin is fine, you need to care about your nose" but you still think it's your chin you either have BDD or you're retarded.
>tfw no cummy in your tummy
why live
>>7279210
Violence against women, Australia says no!
>>7279236
she was 1 hour ago not sure now
But Gracey? You /overwatch/? How fun
>tfw Sombra
>>7279241
>If you have a huge nose and you obsess over how big it is, it's not BDD.
This is what I've been trying to say about my features but everyone keeps saying I have BDD
>>7279252
Sombra drives me nuts.
Does "Sarah" still post here? Haven't seen her in a while.
>>7279238
For enough money to live comfortably off for the rest of my life, sure
I'd be crazy not to
Otherwise I'd rather stay myself
Well...
Dammit.
>>7279250
I'm 1700 elo right now.
>>7279231
elan is fag
>>7279264
wtf
>>7279263
Not bad
Teach me chess sometime
>>7279255
I'm Sombra Main
>>7279264
delete this
hugg elann
how do I let go of a friend who I was super close to for like 5 years after our friendship irrepairably collapsed because of me? it's been over a month and I still wish we could talk
>>7279244
Some day
>>7279254
Angie? If the thing you complain about is your sunken jaw that's fine. But you have to actually have the flaw to complain about it.
It also has to be on your mind a lot. There's an obsession element to it as well.
>tfw feel like a little fluffy ball made for comfyposting
>>7279272
hi oryx. im very tired and overworked by school.
>>7279266
okay
>>7279198
I can't guarantee right off that we'd become friends but if you want we can talk on Skype, I promise that I always respond when I can.
>>7279279
little fluffy snowball
>>7279264
It's not gay to cuddle with your roommate in underwear.
I'm just protecting them from drowning
>>7279271
What happened?
>>7279260
so your major problem against transition is concerns over finances?
what if I told you I can guarantee happiness
>>7279297
Is that a marriage proposition?
>>7279290
I hurt a dear friend enormously because I am mentally ill and apparently it causes me to have emotionally abusive and manipulative tendencies. I feel like dogshit about it and I'm seeking psychological therapy so I don't hurt people anymore but I'm having a really hard time moving on from this friend, I really loved her, still do, honestly, but I need to let her live her life.
>>7279286
Yes pls throw me agains wall
>>7279306
wtf no
>>7279086
I got my phone stolen 2 days ago and I haven't discorded yet. Email me
[email protected]
>>7279222
A lot of trans girls like to throw around the term BDD as a way of saying "This person thinks they're ugly but I think they're pretty".
I don't know how prevalent actual BDD is among trans girls though.
>somehow end up watching frozen
wtf
>>7279222
If some people say you have BDD and the rest are just kinda dodgy about it, you're probably just ugly, but if everyone says you have BDD except you, maybe you're the one who's wrong.
>>7279297
W-what are you talking about anon
I'm saying with enough monetary compensation I'd be willing to hormonally fuck my perfectly good self up
>>7279306
only girls get thrown against the wall
>>7279312
Proud of you Korra
You better fucking enjoy it
<3
>>7279318
I actually really like London! I just have a horrible "do everything near the deadline" ethic to schoolwork.
>>7279312
>When you stream "Let it go" through virtual audio cable on gmod whenever kids you arrest begin crying about it and wont get over it later.
>tfw I keep hanging myself but it isn't doing anything and I just dangle uncomfortably for a while
Ironically failing at killing myself makes me want to kill myself
>>7279322
Hey someone picked up on it
Glad it was all 3d chessed out in the first place
>>7279276
I'm complaining about the lower half of my face below my lips. Besides the sunken jaw, my chin still has this squarish Apperance or like how my body is broad
Both gives me great dysphoria
>>7279320
I bet cis men wouldn't do it no matter the figure, you just messed up bigly and revealed more than you should have
>>7279320
How much? I can't see most cis men being comfortable being turned into trans women.
Like $10,000?
cudd elann
>>7279341
about $3.50
>talk with professor about how I wanna do my dissertation on trans stuff and do empirical research
>she tells me i'm gonna have to sign a complicated as shit ethics form and get department approval before i do research with a vulnerable minority
>also that i should expect interviews not working out
>she ends up suggesting if all else fails i can research trans online communities
>tfw my master's dissertation is going to be about /mtfg/
holy crap kid Elsa and Anna are so cute
>>7279305
That's difficult. I think your best bet is to hold onto that pain to some degree, and use it to motivate your effort in therapy and recovering from your mental illness. Beyond that, I think you need to look for new people and do your best to not allow the same thing to happen again.
>>7279350
I KNOW
Korra you're making me really happy just by being snthousiastic about Frozen
>>7279348
Real men see they functionality of their manhood as priceless
>>7279348
So you wouldn't be bothered looking female?
>>7279353
wat. i liked frozen for a while especially Elsa and Anna it's just not my favorite Disney movie. I like tangled and Brave more
>>7279346
The horror
>>7279357
Would he look female if he's putting no effort in and just taking the money?
i'm gonna cudd elann and no one can stop me
especially not that anon that stopped lauren
>>7279362
cudd cudd elann anon
>>7279359
Brave is not disney
Brave is pixar
Pixar is owned by disney
But BRAVE IS NOT A "DISNEY MOVIE"
IT IS NOT MADE BY DISNEY ANIMATION STUDIOS
GOD DAMN I HATE BRAVE SO MUCH HOW THE FUCK IS MERIDA A PRINCESS EVEN THOUGH SHE IS PIXAR WHILE FUCKING A N N A ISN'T A DISNEY PRINCESS YES
>>7279348
>enough money to live comfortably off the rest of my life
Well, hrt would make you comfortable with your own body, so it would be hard to live comfortably without it.
>>7279360
Numerous pages dedicated to untangling the entire mess of memes like "trutrans" and "AGP" that this thread uses and almost no other trans person I know does.
Footnote explaining what a "gt" is.
>>7279361
Probably not. But I mean, if he's taking the hormones he might as well make the most of it and look cute. He says he considers himself a soft, kind of beta man. He could try looking more the way he feels.
>>7279367
this
>>7279359
I used to consider Tangled my favorite Disney movie, and it still has the charm of feeling like a dnd session where one of the players chose horse as a race- But I recently watched The Little Mermaid followed by Tangled and I gotta say The Little Mermaid blows Tangled out of the water, Id rewatch The Little Mermaid right now but I wouldnt wanna sit through Tangled again for a while.
cordi and i made brownies
>>7279346
I want to switch majors to something where I can write my dissertation on /mtfg/ and friends.
i wish i could be a girl
how the fuck is in the court of the crimson king such a good album holy shit it never grows old
>>7279372
Could I pay you to have srs and boob implants?
500 million dollars. Would you do it for that?
And. You have to be anal trained and let a man cum inside at least ten times within ten months when it's been trained to the point where it won't hurt.
>>7279370
Will you publish this in a place we could read it? It would be great for a laugh. I love seeing really ridiculous shit getting explained seriously.
>>7279346
>tfw my master's dissertation is going to be about /mtfg/
You what now???
>>7279385
lauren you already are a girl though
>>7279368
I'm already comfortable with my body
I don't think I've ever claimed otherwise
Have I?
>>7279373
I'm really glad someone agrees and doesn't brush it off as autism
I get really riled up over Pixar and Brave and Merida even irl it's really awkward
I have to hold back so much anger when someone calls brave a disney movie
>>7279382
Why get srs and still be anal trained? Is a literal surgical fuckhole not enough for your silly thought experiment?
>>7279384
If it ends up being about this place I'll do my best to put it up somewhere you can all see it (assuming there isn't some ethics rule preventing me from doing so). It'd be the tranny version of that UN report about /pol/ that contains the phrase "perhaps the least rare pepe".
>>7279356
elanna is to kurisu nipon, right okay?
>>7279370
Don't forget to define the evolution of the term "Hon"
>>7279372
its part of your contract to be on hrt and live as a woman indefinitely
also your surgeries are covered and required
>>7279386
It's mostly a joke but my teacher told me if I find it impossible to get real face-to-face interviews with trans women for the data collection part I could turn towards online communities. I immediately thought about this thread.
>>7279388
i mean i don't really care as much but I agree with you
>>7279388
So hypothetical question, would you rather have two in one hole or one each in two?
>>7279388
>Why get srs and still be anal trained? Is a literal surgical fuckhole not enough for your silly thought experiment?
It's to emasculate you completely. Would you do it? For that money?
>>7279394
I mean, keep in mind how hard it is to find "reasonable trannies". The ones that usually jump at the opportunity for an interview are the hystrionics and the narcissistic monsters.
>>7279352
Yeah it's really difficult. I've found it really hard not to hate myself very strongly this last month because I know the entire situation is my fault. I'm trying to meet new people but until I feel more mentally healthy I'm going to maintain a level of distance, I think I have a toxic way of handling very close and intimate relationships and I need to fix that.
>>7279370
Remember to include me when you discuss our titles of royalty :P
>>7279394
Surely you'd have to include other communities, a paper comparing the trans culture on 4chan to that of tumblr would be an awesome read desu
I wish I could put stickers on this thread. I think it would lighten the mood.
>>7279403
Miss Moap, princess of /mtfg/
3 out of four /pol/acks say they wouldn't
it's not looking good for you bjorg :^)
http://www.strawpoll.me/11713432/r
>>7279407
My acid is spiked with Spiro and I'm still a man
Beat this silly sneks 3d chess me up now
>>7279362
kissu anon
>>7279405
would you give me a sticker
>>7279404
And for an extra 500 million, would you agree to marry a man of your choice, wear a brides dress and have a public wedding with all your family and friends involved?
You also will be required to be subservient to him completely inside the bedroom.
>>7279414
hugg
>>7279409
They don't think it through wrll enough. It's enough money yo make me nit carea bouy yhe loss
>>7279405
Do I get a sticker?
I'm going to marry Rami Malek from Mr. Robot.
>>7279416
with a prenup that says divorce means her husband gets it all
>>7279416
Look I'm too autistic for this
I'm not going ti snort up 500mln, so I don't need 500 mkre
This is a dumb scenario of course i wouldn't do that
>tfw waiting for a new thread to get myself banned
>>7279429
That sounds fun. Can I post porn with you too?
>>7279403
>tfw can't complete shrine because Moap hardly ever posts new pictures
>>7279422
>It's enough money yo make me nit carea bouy yhe loss
No, it's enough money that you can justify it to yourself with "I'm still not an actual tranny! I just transitioned for the money!"
>>7279427
Let's reset.
You have zero money again. Would you do it for one billion?
And the rule is you have to wear female specific clothes no male clothes ever again
>>7279440
40% of people on /pol/ agree with me and they're not all trannies either
Neither am I
>>7279433
Go for it. I just wanna do it next thread so it wont be in the same thread as pics of me.
I need the forced break.
>>7279401
It's good that you have this level of awareness about what has caused trouble in the past, at least. I don't have advice that will make it hurt less though, sadly.
>>7279408
<3
>>7279439
I posted this set right after I got my hair recolored like not even a week ago tho. Like I was starting to think I was posting too many pictures lately.
>>7279446
I'm from /pol/ and I've been on hormones for years
>>7279447
But I want to shitpost and get banned with you. Like as a group activity.
>>7279452
wtf
>>7279446
why are you here then?
i'm guessing that you're here to troll us
>>7279446
You mean to imply that there are no repressed trannies on /pol/?
An actual cis man wouldn't just give up on being a man in exchange for money.
>>7279374
one if my friends loved that movie too it's his fave movie
>>7279446
/pol/ are all repressed trannies
boom 74D chess
>>7279444
I actually have to think about it this time
Problem would be getting my dick cut off, it's fine where it is
Then again I could marry Tom fucking Cruise
AND get a billion dollars
Also wait I should just marry a gay guy who doesn't want to fuck me anyway :^)
Still though getting my dick chopped up seems a bit drastic
I guess I'd do it though
Enough money to drown sadness in drugs
I almost started crying thinking about how tastey this food I got is going to be, and that I have just started HRT and how happy I am
is this how estrogen gets you?
or does it mean it was right all along..?
>>7279394
I'm sure there are many who would be willing to be interviewed. I know a few from the local trans support group have been interviewed for newspaper articles.
>>7279452
that looks like the dick of a boy
i only sniff agp dick
I should really go to sleep and regret what I just did when I wake up
But nah
Regret will set in when I am bullied even more
Do estrogenic face creams get results?
>>7279450
>too many pictures
you're silly
who is the nicest trip?
>Check out this cool wall art near my new job in LA
i hate this
>>7279488
smiles
>>7279452
uhhh
impure
>>7279488
probably kit
>>7279488
A trap for traps. How amusing.
>>7279483
A lazy search suggests they might be good for your skin:
http://www.collegepharmacy.com/index.php?/site/detail/hormones_skin_health_eph_face_cream
>>7279496
The HRE is pure history porn
I'm eternally grateful that something so majestic was an actual thing in my universe
>>7279481
We're not bullying you.
We just want you to become the girl you were meant to be.
>>7279481
this isn't bullying, this is a bunch of trans girls recognising the same patterns of phrases they used to use and pointing them out
>>7279483
I used medicated creams while I was on hrt and got results
>>7279415
>>7279423
Everyone gets a sticker. How about some temporary tattoos while we're at it?
>>7279488
korrra
>>7279496
>Holy
>Roman
>Empire
>>7279488
kit and then sheen
they make girls right in Australia
>>7279511
>and I think I'll stay that way
until your bell rings
>>7279511
i still think it's weird for any cis people to hang out here.
i feel like i could go for some pool water rn XP
>>7279506
Are these things you can just buy in stores without prescriptions?
>>7279519
Until George Soros gives me a billion dollars lmao
>>7279495
thats kind of cool
>>7279507
Aw yee!
>tfw I actually kind of want a temporary tattoo now.
>>7279523
Specifically under the previously stated terms, that is
If I were given a Billion freelu I would not transition
>>7279519
it would probably take years for that to happen, if @ all
its easy to tell who is a dumb fag because they like the holy roman empire
>>7279526
They're probably pretty cheap.
>>7279523
what would you even spend a billion dollars on?
pretty shoes? clothes? getting your hair done?
>>7279532
Back the fuck off
True Germanic übermenschenove the HRE for it is the rightful successor to the Roman Empire
>>7279532
t. Voltaire
>>7279535
I've stated before
Enough drugs to never have to be sober again and live with what I did
>>7279527
a billion dollars would pay for hormones & surgery. after taxes, there would probably still be tons left for the best power mac currently available, & food, rent, & tuition for a really long time
>>7279514
based voltaire
Went on a date tonight with a cute girl and it went really well :)
>>7279532
t. Suleiman the Magnificent.
I'm lonely, will someone chat and flirt with me for a while? I'm cute or at least people say so
>>7279537
dumb tranny
>>7279547
Nice. Tell us more.
When I am sober I will fight anyone with a subpar knowledge of history to prove that the HRE is the best thing to have happened after the empire first fell
>>7279542
and pretty shoes, clothes and hair
eh my hair didn't grow as much as i thought. its still slightly longer than before but has a long way to go :c
hi
>>7279557
My husband would probably require me to wear things like that, yeah
That's fine though because wtf man my husband would be tom cruise
>>7279558
does it have to be treated to be like that or is that the natural
i've always been pretty undecided about SRS but holy fuck i want a vagina now
>>7279564
What's the appeal? Sell it to me.
>>7279563
its just my regular hair all that I had done was it got washed and flat ironed
i think bjorgfist might want to be a femboy trap
>>7279565
you get to not have a penis
>>7279555
Hmm we walked around the mall and got sushi and ice cream for the date, we have a pretty similar sense of humor it seems, she's really tall for a sis girl so almost the same height as me which I really like overall cute personality and we got along really well imo
Only red flags are she's kind of a picky eater due to allergies and she is really obsessed with Harry Potter though I still want to go on a second date with her pretty badly
>>7279567
Well, duh. Why would someone want to be a manly man? Being cute > being manly.
>>7279562
nobody said anything about tom cruise
also what kind of pretty clothes would you wear?
xddddd
>>7279571
Picky eater and Harry Potter... I think you might have gone out with my ex... Joke's aside, I'm glad it went good!
My life is listening to youtube mixes and reading /mtfg/, also the only forms of happiness are alcohol and (you)s.
>>7279572
>mfw bjorgfist doesn't realize that you can just consider yourself a man on hormones
>>7279575
The deal was a husband of my choice who would force me into all kinds of stuff
So it's Tom's choice :^)
>>7279552
pls respond
>tfw the world needs to be gayer
>tfw you need to spread the degeneracy
>>7279589
At the bare minimum it needs to get a lot more chill and more loving. And I think in general, people are more of both of those when the're degenerate.
>>7279559
heya edie
mannnn, idk about yall but i think tom waits is pretty cool.
>>7279589
making men fuck your vagina is probably not going to do it
>>7279585
pretty sure tom cruise likes chicks :^)
>>7279585
What if you were offered a deal where you transition for $5 million, but instead of marrying a man, you got to stay with trashy and enjoy the purest form of love?
Why are all trump supporters dumb
is there an album of good SRS results
>>7279588
whatsup
>>7279596
Idk, it's just an innie dick eating other dicks to assert dominance.
>>7279591
Yeah this I can agree with
>>7279597
I'm pretty sure he's trying to hide he's a fag
And even if he was straight and I were turned into a girl it'd still be tom cruise
I mean he can rape my virgin bp any minute
>>7279606
Literally rape
>>7279596
but bro
tell me more about bjorgfist, I been gone for awhile.
>>7279601
Too many maths
5 million is a lot but not enough for endless drugs so I would undoubtedly be really unhappy with my decision
With no 5 million I'd have to work the rest of my life which also makes me sad
Dunno anon, even though it's the Purest kind of love
>>7279619
trip on bjorgfist
>>7279619
thinks she is a man & not a tran
>>7279610
Dick vore isn't rape, it's love~
>>7279601
Purest form of love
>>7279619
why does he wear the mask?
>>7279619
Cis beta guy with a tranny gf who does drugs and gets memed on
Generally a sad and pathetic figure
>>7279619
Birdy 2.0. Huge Frozen fan, loves Elsa so her female name is Anna.
We think we can crack her quicker.
>>7279594
shut up anne
everybody likes tom waits
>>7279580
Haha thank you :)
>>7279619
repressed trans
>>7279603
>>7279619
Bjorgfist's name is Anna and she's repressing pretty hard right now. So be encouraging.
>>7279627
https://my.mixtape.moe/asoknk.webm
hi
its so hot here today i just feel like lying in bed watching movies all day but its rly too hot for that idk what to do ._.
>>7279627
Consider yourself memed on once again
is there anything more comforting than the fact that no matter how horrible it seems now, communism is INEVITABLE
>>7279642
But I memed myself
3d-checkmate trannies
>>7279639
it's really cold here
>>7279644
I'm pretty hot myself
>>7279643
what movie? can I watch it with you?
>>7279627
Most pre transition trannies are beta
Nothing to be ashamed of
>>7279624
Ok let's watch simpsons
>Lisa transitions to be a man to get respect
Lines include:
You're a cute little he she
HAHA he's a tranny
>>7279643
>she's going to transition into a cute snowball
That I could live with
Throw me against a wall though :^)
>>7279644
>>7279648
dont you have a gf or something??? is she rly nice??
also are you going to transition? sry i dont know so much about you
>>7279634
I guess you didn't hear about the hacked voting machines
kit tuck me in
>>7279639
read a book somewhere cool
>>7279629
yeah me too
does faye have ANY redeeming qualities
>>7279654
>kit
really cute & nice girl
>nicotine
i dunno, but she seems cool
>アリーネス
insecure, pathetic, maybe a bit crazy waste-of-space hon who is too much a pussy to do the right thing & khs
>>7279662
Yeah I have a girlfriend. She used to post on here but she hasn't in a while now. She's a huge qt though so that's good!
I'm not going to transition, the rest of the club is just trying to meme and I play along
Thanks for takibg an interest you seem nice
>>7279649
i have yet to decide/find one
got any recommendations?
>>7279655
Am I a cute little he-she?
>>7279639
Hugg kit
im gonna cudd trashy
>>7279663
I guess you never learned what concede means
>>7279666
i might actually do this desu thanks satan
>>7279665
your rude to my friends sometimes !!!
>>7279668
omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
anne hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!
>>7279672
o ok well i hope everything goes well for you !! be nice to your gf she sounds rly cool
>>7279678
elanna you are so nice and sweet to me ever since i met you. your rly great ya'know !!!
the thread is weird tonight lol
I LOVE KIT!!!!!!
>>7279679
Back off wtf
Seriously dude
Back off
>>7279676
maybe. what kind of movies do you like?
>>7279671
Thanks for the information, and keep in mind that you aren't as bad as kayla is.
>>7279688
hmmmm i'm a fan of dramas
>>7279681
hi hello top o the morning to ya
>>7279695
me to that's why I went there instead of the non-trip thread.
>>7279695
do you like anime movies?
>>7279729
all the dramas I know of are anime films, I'm not very knowledgable about regular films s:
One of my favorite dramas is kimi no na wa if you want to check it out
>>7279747
that looks good
i assume it's got some relatable tranny feels??
>>7279762
yes somewhat. it relates to me in other ways more i guess