Masculine general: Tits or gtfo edition

>>7277518
Requesting Venny tits

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>>7277518
Postan.

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no tits but the guy who assassinated JFK was hot

>>7277531
seconded
any one got them?

>>7277676
You have really low standards anon.

>>7277679
I don't think he's ever posted them.
I think he's a bit afraid they look moob-ish without a shirt.

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>>7277518
next edition should be butts or gtfo edition

>>7277752
what about something less shallow?

>>7277752
Time to work on my squats.

>>7277754
No one said they have to look good. Just that you have to post them.

>>7277770
why not post about other 'masc' things tho? Hobbies, activities, music, movies, idk.

or is mascgen just a sfw /hm/ thread?

>>7277787
butts and hobbies addition?

>>7277787
Post about that shit then.
What masc project are you working on?

Car? Home improvement? Bitching ass guitar solo?

What is your definition of being "masculine"?

>>7277518
>shaved chest because don't like body hair
>lying in bed
>looking at pecs and making them do the flex dance
>brain: hehe imagine if these were tits that would be funny you would be a girl
>me: ok wtf

>>7277816
>>shaved chest because don't like body hair
My nigga.

I hate the way body hair looks, and feels personally. But it seems like every gay dude who likes big guys is all about hair as a measure of manliness.

>>7277798
Having traits associated with the male sex.

>>7277835
I personally like having rough stubble on me as opposed to hair

>>7277835
>is all about hair as a measure of manliness
well duh
>is attracted to masculine bodies
>more testosterone = more body hair
>body hair socially associated with manliness as well

>>7277915
>I personally like having rough stubble
Facially I agree.
Chest stubble would be weird though.

>>7277919
>Not wanting to be stubble man
It's like having sex with sandpaper

>>7277918
It ruins the aesthetic though. They didn't glue chest wigs on marble statues.

I appreciate the manliness of the male form, not the shit that's obscuring my view.

>>7277934
you do know that there are things between hairless and bigfoot right

>>7277752
I'll happily post my butt in the next thread.

>>7277835
If your smooth qt twink bf wanted you to grow out your body hair would you? It makes me sad thinking of all the hairy chests being shaved away :(

did you know that true men are immune to the affects of mtf HRT medication?

In the bloodstream of Alpha males, estrogen burns up like its been submerged in acid.

The longest any man has managed to endure the female hormone was Angus Mctesto

Who was secretly drugged everyday by his gf who was a member of the underground tranny gang known as the "Serpant Sisterhood" who required a sacrifice of makes to their dark tranny God slaanesh every ten years to maintain their femininity

In the beginning it was satisfied with twinks and femboys. Robbing them of what little manhood they had left. But soon it began to hunger for the feminization of real men.

So they were forced to drug him. However. He was the chosen one and empowered by the spirit of Adam himself, he became the Avatar of the Y chromosomes. And as punishment for their attempt to steal his power. He cast a spell on the trannies. Masculisining them and undoing years of transition in an instant.

To this day.
They dare speak his name for fear of summoning his wrath

>>7277548
I would give literally anything to have a chest a fourth as good as that

>>7278027
kys

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>>7278027

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>>7277934
>not the shit that's obscuring my view.
it doesn't obscure anything. it merely compliments the male physique.

>>7278074
Not my fault your not part of the true

>he can't fight off the effects of hrt
>he can't will erections by mind alone
>he will never be the one to vanquish mtfg
>he calls himself a real man

>>7278063
>I would give literally anything
How about paying a gym membership and actually working out?

>>7278095

you don't even need to pay for a gym membership.
just do 50 pushups every night before you go to bed.

>>7278095
My problem is just that I have no idea what the fuck to do in the gym, so I always lose motivation a few weeks into keeping a schedule so no gains are ever made.

I feel like a dumbass in the gym as a result and it just isn't conducive to getting big

>>7278159
- but on the bright side I'm skinny/toned but not skeletor status so I can live with it until I meet someone in person that can actually show me how to follow the 9 billion workout and diet plans on /fit/

>>7278159
Have you tried Cyprotene Acetate?
That will get you chest growth

Pretty sure my chest growth is just gyno that kind of looks like boobs cause I'm skinny.

>>7278187
If I had a connection for steroids I'd probably do them.

>>7278225
They are legal to buy, they are androgenic enhancers, not anabolic steroids

Think roids. But without the liver disease and heart failure and bad side effects

https://www.qhi.co.uk/list.asp

Search for cypro. It's the only thing with that name.

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>>7277531
>>7277679

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Would you fuck Sloth from The Goonies?
Pic related

>>7278085
*pukes*>>7278406
no he looks like a hobbo

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muh bewbs

>>7278466
Are you ftm or is that surgery for gyno? Or what are those scars near your nips?

>>7278144
> 50 pushups/day
Do you even lift?

>>7278159
Just do Starting Strength, eat and sleep.
Since you don't know what's Starting Strength, read some of the wiki http://startingstrengthmirror.wikia.com/wiki/Starting_Strength_Wiki
If you want nice titties in particular, substitute Bench Press for Incline Bench Press. Add dumbbell bench press too.

So mascgen, what is it like getting swolested?

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What's your lifting stats, weight/height/age mascgen?

>>7278475
First; how dare you.
Second; no that's just bushed up chest hair.

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Tits

>>7278545
I didn't mean it like you had tits, it just looked like scars. Lots of guys have gyno.

>>7278466
stop sucking in

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>>7278610
No worries. I thought you were playing off an old meme of my secret life as a fTm.
>>7278636
it's okay to be a lil jell, anon.

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>>7278466

your brothers body is hotter

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>>7278406
Heck yeah I would

RIP Tooz

>>7278466
>>7277548
>>7277518
>>7278567
why are there no gays like you near me?

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>masc gen
>tits

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>>7278748
jus baratiddies no biggie

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>>7278026
i concur as a twink who's a big fan of hairy tiddies

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>>7279097

>>7278567
>>7277548
5/10

>>7278466
4/10

>>7277518
4/10

>>7279097
I'd like my meals served on this body for the rest of my life please.

>>7278509
>>7278509
>buying dvds for fitness
Is this the 90's?


Don't fall for shit schemes anon

>>7281165
>DVDs
>90's
You must be 18 to post here

>>7277548
>>7277547
>>7278466
>>7278534
>>7279097

What's happening to me? Why do I feel compelled to milk these tits?

>>7281165
All of the videos are in Youtube, you retard, and even the book you can find for free if you know where to look.
Also
> 2016
> buying

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how do i get a big pec bf?
hello?
please help

>>7281308
Become the big pec bf.

>>7281445
i weigh like 128 pounds so that would take a while

>>7277983
Post tits in this thread.

>>7278026
I stopped shaving for my last bf. I don't like it, but he's the one who has to feel it and look at it.

>>7278567
Nicest tits in the thread.
Height/weight?

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>>7281453
Then you better start today. Roll for number of push ups to train your tiddies

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>>7281453
That's about where I started out.
The more with you put in the faster you get there.

>>7281634
>The more with
The more work

>>7281634
how tall are you?

>>7281663
6'3"ish.

>>7281503
5'9"/170lb

>>7281973
Where you from bb?
Also post more. Lol

>>7281634

except you roided, which is cheating

>>7281453
>dumb lazy twink thinks he deserves bara tiddies to wake up next to every morning
wew

>>7282074
Post yourself in a bikini. Let's see your potential.

>>7282060
That was my first natty bulk actually.

My progress since then has been a lot less stellar.

Don't forget to report shitposters.

Only you can prevent retard fires.

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>>7282074
I like small penises, they're cute and fun!

>>7282139
>mfw twink bf grabs my bara titties when he is fucking my ass

>>7282204
I read this as retard farts

>>7282218
Also easily prevented.

>>7282060
anon, pls.

>>7282348
it's ok i have a small penis too and my bf doesnt mind

>>7282348
I like small dicks and not in a humiliation way.
There's always a way anon!

>>7282388
Don't feed the shitposter.

>>7282348

Adults with short penises could save children from rape by giving gaypedos the short itty bitty penises they desire. Find a gaypedo bf you sad man.

>>7282403
I just want to help

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>>7282432
>Its easy to find a bf anyone can do that

>>7282419
I know. I was the same way. But you've got to at least check the image.

It feeds off our sympathy.

You gotta stay strong anon.

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> Rule #2. Section A - Don't respond to shit posters or namefags/tripfags.
> Rule #2. Section B - Report shitposters.

>>7282599
define shitposter

There's a naked guy in the locker room using a bolt cutter on a lock.

Lol why would you do that naked?

>tfw back is too fucked to squat.
What good are bara tidies if you've got a Hank Hill ass.

>>7282850
New fetish aquired

>tfw had a BDSM dream with my crush, but have no BF to act out my fantasy
Brains are so cruel :^ (

>>7282210
>bara titties
>titties
poser detected

>hand almost fully recovered
>could ride bike to uni yesterday
>could do full chest routine today
>it's been a month so struggling with benching 70kg now
I'll look at the bright side I suppose

Do you prefer your men hairy or shaved?

>>7283128
I like some hair, but not too much.

>>7282916
I wish. Look
Gross older dude.

>>7282965
Dom or sub?
>>7283087
Injuries are awful.
You'll hit 2 pl8 in no time.

>>7278298
POST THEM YOU SLUT

>>7283377
Impressive, I think.
How much are the big pl8s my gym doesn't have them?
>>7283391
Told you m8. Self conscious because chubby.

Not everybody is comfortable putting themselves out there like that. All of three people posted tits.

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>>7283128
Prefer hairy. I don't mind shaved.

>>7283423
Like half the anons on /masc/ are chubby chasers who like bara guys with a bit of fat, if anything your tiddies would look more motorboatable to them.

>>7283423
looks like 45s

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would you a selfie daddy?

>>7283579
Not venny. already posted mine.

>>7283656
Huh I thought the wide ones were heavier are they just "bumper plates"?

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>>7283824
Yes

>>7283859
here's his tumblr http://beefloverftl.tumblr.com/

>>7283128
the hairier the better

>do postal finger prick HIV test
>get blood on barbells at the gym
Eek

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>>7284003
>i may be short dicklet and near mentally handicapped but ill prove to each and every one of you im better
I can't even tell if this is satire

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>>7284415
Dont bully me anon...

Im going to make it

>>7284383
Lol I get nose bleeds especially when lifting heavy.

Looks like a horror movie.

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what does a masc daddy's ass taste like?

>>7282867
hip thrusts, weighted lunges, leg curls etc

>>7284513
that's terrifying. you must look like a psycho.

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Fem master race reporting in

>people are actually attracted to masculinity

Guys it's evolutionarily irrelevant now. The white people made these things called guns. Cardio and civility/ group coordination are all that matters now.

I guess the buff guys can work in our fields but desu we have machines for that too.

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>>7284739
This is why the west is collapsing

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>>7284755
>tfw born to late to enjoy good times as weak man
>tfw born too early to create good times as strong man

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>>7284787
this would have been a better feels man but i didn't hit abort fast enough

>>7284755

I'm gonna have ten kids and live on a farm in the woods with my fen friends who will all have many children as well.

At what point do you see me collapsing? I am the future. My descendents will raze this earth of the hon filth, we will not rest until beauty, civility, and angelic perfection are the order of this world. Our machines will crush those who stand against us, and our quick minds and quick bodies will carry us to victory in the field of battle, and our high birth rate will ensure our numbers are overwhelming.

>>7284703
My favorite time was when I got one while benching but didn't want to quit. I finished my set and coughed up blood and smiled because it was a pr. Horrified at least one cardio bunny.

>>7284831
>and live on a farm in the woods
Lmao

>>7284831
Beowulf was a parable about how masculinity (Beowulf) overcomes hons (Grendel) and the spiteful feminine (Grendel's mother) and creates a prosperous kingdom as a result.

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>>7284868
conventional agriculture is a product of sandnigger culture.
the truly suitable practice for temperate europe would be woodland permaculture and forest gardening.

>>7284755
The fems will die out.

>>7284952
Elves are often portrayed as a culture in decline. They come largely to prominence due to either no competition or previous generations being more warlike and masculine. Elves often have their place in the world usurped by more masculine cultures such as Orcs or humans despite their perceived inferiority.

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>>7284787
The time is almost upon us.
Soon we will be strong

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>>7285031
Half Elves represent feminized men. These half elves inherited the modest, but prosperous, kingdom of mankind and have let it fall to ruin. The solution is not further feminisation rather a return to the masculine.

>>7284633
unwashed coins

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>>7285081

blunt headed trolls who are too stubborn to listen will go the rout of the third world.

Without our light...

And we must learn to hide it. To keep it a million miles from the impure filth. I have learned the lesson, even now I reveal myself only to learn more. And I reveal myself to an obscure part of the world that is soon forgotten and lingers not.

I am safe here telling you these secret things that we plan and scheme. when we strike from the shadows. No one will know, and it will be too late for them to stop our purity from commanding the earth.

> All this DnD talk

When do I get to smash heads with my +15 mace?

>>7285173
When the wizard runs out of spell slots, wands and scrolls

>>7285154
But elves have a difficult time with population size

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>>7285327

In fantasy. In reality we'll be impregnating our women quite a bit.

Beleive me when I say we are going to have big families.

Grindr playing up for anyone else? I've cleared the cache but still can't get it to connect. The only profile which loads is mine. I can hear messages being recieved but can't see them (or any) and can't see my favs either.

Based janitor

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I haven't worn deodorant in months and it's a real hot day here today so I'm smelling extra musky.

Pretty happy, lads.

>>7281634
tell the thread what u did to achieve this pls

I live right by "Carl" on the zeemap

im scared, is "Carl" cute

>>7285510
Agreed. Gotta remember to report.
>>7285564
Eat and lift.

>>7285647
>eat and lift

"sure"

>>7285492
Hookup apps are fucking disgusting and you should stop using them if you want to be considered a decent human being.

>>7285724
its only a hookup app if u treat it like 1

(dumb faggot)

>>7285752
What is it then?
You think you'll find the love of your life there?

LOL

>>7286312
Yip because you're not on it.

Every time I go out to visit my family, I am reminded why I don't go out to see my family.

>>7282210
>mfw that is my fetish

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I am the Mememeister. I seek to make a most glorious maymay to praise our based janitor(s).
Give me your images of praise and I'll craft them into everlasting memes, which shall always remain fresh and contained to our land.

>>7285528
That's pretty hot

But please consider buying some deodorant, no one wants to smell that shit when you're out in public

>>7286708
I smell nice though and get complimented on it.

>>7283368
In the dream he was a sub
But Id like to try both roles

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Ban the shitposter to transcend the janitor shift.
Nightmarish rituals crave a shitposter. Find one, and silence its harrowing cry.

>>7286708
I don't know why but 9/10 I find the smell of deodorant overwhelming and sickly.the same goes for aftershave. However, light BO smells comforting and comfy to me.

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2016 is almost over. Soon, it'll be time for my involuntary "one fling a year" rhythm to beat again. I miss having a comrade to spend afternoons with, drunk in museums, or playing chess naked in bed at 5am.
Ah... 2017, please be good to me. All I need is companionship.

>>7287193
You sound like you'd be a fun boyfriend, I hope you find someone again.

I've had four bad years in a row so I'm hoping things will change next year.

>>7287212
Bad, as in empty or failing?

have you ever worn a diaper and tickled your nuts through it

>>7278466
Who gave you twin nurples?

>>7287242
Empty the last three, failing this one.
To be fair things were going really well at work last year but that was basically the only thing in my life.

I left high school and drifted away from all those friends or they moved away and I never really made new ones.
Just been sitting around so I've pretty much got nothing to show for the last four years.

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>>7287266
That's just his hair.

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>>7287764
Nah it's definitely nurples

>>7287809
Definitely.

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Happy HIV awareness week!

>>7287873
>tfw no poz daddy bf

>>7287312
Of course you have stuff to show for. It simply might not be what you think of first in terms of self-improvement. We always grow, even when "sitting around".
I, myself, prefer guys who quietly become better, who couldn't, if asked to, pin point why they spread the way they did, learned the things they learned.
Also, if one wishes to be vast one must go through some sort of a self-hiatus. To be large is to have been through a lot of different states, I think. Emptiness is one of those states.

Cultivate yourself, even if alone. There are a millions ways to. Willingness is quite hot, so are funny wool jumpers and tango dancing.
I'd peck your forehead, amico, but get a grip.

>>7287920
Your right mang, you being philosophical is pretty hot too.
I do need to get out and do more but that's what I'm planning.

This might sound weird but do you have skype or something?
You seem pretty interesting and I think I'd enjoy talking to you.

>>7287809
Could be bite/suck marks.

>>7288006
live:mald.bacre

>>7288006
>>7288240
Aww. Young love.

>>7288409
>Young love
More like a NEET happy about having found a potential enabler

>>7288563
Stop bullying me, I've only been a NEET for a few months.
I don't want to spill my life story on 4chan but I'm getting back on track.

>>7288563
What part of young line didn't you get. Lol

>>7288593
Lol don't worry about the crab poster.

We're pulling for you bb.

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>>7288605
>pulling

>>7288605
>>7288612
It was a joke, really thank you though.

Still an hour till Thanksgiving dinner. I'm literally drooling.

having sex with daddies is so hot in theory, but always bad in reality.
Why do I never learn.

>>7289776
explain.

>>7289858
it's just generally kinda awkward as they always wanna cuddle and shit and I usually end up getting bored because they're trying too hard so I just cum and say I have to go.

>>7289776
ikr
>tfw they cant get hard

>>7289981
Maybe you need to be better looking.

Or pick less fat daddies.

>>7291059
2pale

>>7291059
you're not fat.

stop saying so.

it makes you look like those skinny bitches who complain about being fat to get attention.

>>7291059
Desu, I'll take you.

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>>7290389
but fat daddies are best daddies

>>7291059
daddy

>>7291059
Mirin body hair.

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Gross

>>7291549
Dumb meathead can't even take his shirt off.

>>7291549
>Gross
What is?
>>7291680
Post workout is a lot harder than it looks.

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>>7291680
>tfw no dumb meathead bf

>>7291059
Where are your pecs

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>tfw patrick warburton lookalike bf

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>>7292429
what your pecs?

>>7292477
>mfw I look almost like that

except that I have an actual face, nipples and a visible penis

>>7292484
I look like you without those things.
A don't even hive fangerprants.

>>7292490
>A don't even hive fangerprants.
go to bed ur drunk

>>7292543
I will not go a bed so yet
not drink may I ever be
your mama is the teacher's pet
and your name's poo poo pee pee

>>7292549
>living without a face
>not even once

>>7292559
without eyes without a face
>two withouts
>not even ones

>>7291059
Now post belly

>>7289965
>they always wanna cuddle
Why do they do this?? Is it because they're old and lonely? It really makes the post-cum trough even lower.

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>>7291118
Do not discriminate against the pale.

>>7291059
l-london?

>>7289965
>doesn't like cuddling
Give him to me, then.

>>7291059
Where are your pecs?

>>7293638
Post sex cuddling is part of the post orgasmic high. If you're actually attracted to your partner is great.

I think they don't understand that you're fetishizing thier ugliness.

>>7294068
Yeah that's actually the problem. I just want them to understand that I'm literally only using them for sex. Why can't they respect that?
And why can't I find a guy my own age who I'm attracted to mentally and physically?

>>7294091
>Why can't they respect that?
I imagine it's a hard thing for a guy to take in. That he's no longer attractive as anything but a fetish.
>why can't I find a guy my own age
Couldn't say. You might have unrealistic standards.

>>7294091
>I just want them to understand that I'm literally only using them for sex. Why can't they respect that?
well do you tell them that? If you do that's ok but if you don't then they can ask you the same question.

>I just want to have sex and cuddle for a bit. Why can't he understand that?

i want a bf with big hairy pecs
but im a skinny hairless twink ;_;

>>7294118
My standards aren't outrageous but everyone in my city is ugly. The pain of living in the UK but not in London. s m h

>>7294133
the most recent guy started to ask me out on dates and shit so I told him I wasn't looking for a relationship and was only really there for hook ups. He was cool with that, but when I met him again he said that he wanted cook me dinner and suggested we watch a movie together. I only like you for your thick dick mate.

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>>7291059
>fat

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

>>7294227
It's true though. He's fat.

If you're bigger than him, you're obese.

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>>7294704

He isn't fat.

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> internet law anon
> be preparing lecture for big international event in two weeks
> will present three years of carefully crafted work in the most important lecture of my life

> suddenly receive e-mail from organizer saying that I MIGHT have to present another lecture about a topic I'm pretty much unrelated to
> because of complicated rules and politics, I'm pretty much the only one who can do the job

Why does life do this to me?

>>7294746
post your tiddies

>>7294746
Chunky, husky, "big boned", plus sized.
Whatever you want to call it.

>>7294774
cos your gay

>>7294202
I'm a skinny hairless twink and mh last bf had big hairy pecs

He was also a NEET though so we broke up

>>7294896
Actually, yes. The fact that I'm gay actually was taken in consideration and it was deemed an advantage.
I kid you not, being gay is a professional advantage in this field.

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>>7294848

But I'm a fatty. ;3

>>7294921
What field is that?

>>7295061
Internet Law. It's a pretty comfy field

>>7294915
Was he good in bed?

>>7291059

>hairy shoulders

Please let me wreck your bussy.

>>7293644
Is that u?
Cute.

>>7295088
Sounds cool but why would being gay help?

>>7295171
Affirmative action?

>>7295171
Because a lot of people in this area are involved in Human Rights activism, and these people are always on the lookout for diverse people for projects, lectures and shit.
Having LGBT people on your team is institutionally incentivized. Your proposals are more likely to be approved, too, and some institutions will only grant funding to organizations that are openly pro-LGBT/Human Rights

>>7295128
he has a bf and yes venny is the bottom

>>7294774
I'm excited for you anon. You can do it!

>>7295704
T-t-thanks, anon. For the last hour or so I've been talking with some people about this and they've supported me, but it still cheers me up that an internet anon believes in me. It helps me deal with the fact that I'm far from the best person for the job
I've also been thinking about what I could say. The topic is a somewhat simple technological phenomenom, it's legal implications and how it affects women. I just now realized that I know about the technology and the legal parts, but WHAT THE FUCK IS A WOMEN I DON'T EVEN

>>7295839
>WHAT THE FUCK IS A WOMEN
They're like a fem. But with more bleeding.

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I know it's technically the wrong thread but how can I pass more pre t? What about ways to bulk up? It's hard to put on much muscle without t :(

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>>7291059
juppichi's are better :3c

>>7296003
its not your body

you will never pass with those eyebrows and girl haircut

>>7296003
> how can I pass more pre t?
Upper body exercises. Do Bench Press, Overhead Press, Chinups and Pullups. If female roiders are anything to go by, developing your pecs makes boobs less noticeable.
Bulking is about eating at a surplus while doing exercise, which leads to muscle mass gains. Read:
> /fit/ sticky
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

As >>7296024 said, your haircut isn't really helping. Pick something shorter, I guess?

>>7296039
Thanks for the tips.
>>7296024
Luckily I'm getting it cut tomorrow, but idk what to do about the eyebrows.

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>>7295986
I don't even like fems, why would I ever know anything about a women? I just want to talk about the fun shit I do understand

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>>7296048
You should take a look at female roiders and see what parts of their bodies contributes to giving them a masculine appearance. As I said >>7296039 , upper body will help you, but in particular chest exercises. Instead of flat bench press you can do incline bench press, and you can do dumbbell bench press as an accessory (a compliment after your barbell press).
Also, when you do hop on T you should already be knowledgeable about exercise and fitness so you can make maximum gains. Don't you dare waste your second puberty, anon
Keep us updated

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>>7296143
>mfw it's not really him but norsefat from /fit/

>>7296003
If you really want to pass you need those roids. It's pretty much impossible for women to put on impressive mass natty.

And even then you'll n need to really hit upper body.

>>7296143
wiz will lift and get that big eventually

>>7296220
Doubtful.
He's been failing for years.

I guess never say never.

>>7296220
wasn't he suppose to start in 2012-2013?

>>7296196
>It's pretty much impossible for women to put on impressive mass natty.
> pretty much
You mean: It's completely and factually impossible.
The upside is that anon will get some juicy medical-grade roids for dem sick gains

>>7296261
>factually impossible.
I wouldn't go that far. They might have some sort of mutation causing excess testosterone production.

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Pretty stoked for the ass thread.

>>7296239

I wonder how gay/mascgen would act if he finally did end up like norsefat?

>>7295223
Huh, do you like having that advantage?

How much weight should I be before I start to stop and focus on building muscle. I'm 225 righ tnow and I'm cutting but I'm not sure what a good weight is to stop.

>>7277531
What's mascgens obsession with this one trip?
Shouldn't the no trips rule apply?

>>7296375
Probably a mixture of horniness and jealousy.

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>>7296439
You should be focusing on building muscle now. Or at least maintaining the muscle you have while cutting.

Up your protein while cutting and hit the gym. The extra calories burned will make the weight loss faster, save you won't be a skelly when you're done.

>>7296513
I think it's cause he's the only 'bear' trip. Or at least the only one who posts pics here.

I don't think it really counts as a trip, if you can't single him or when he's not posting pics.

Brazil anon and macro anon are more distinctive.

>>7296650
Can someone tell me what cutting is? New to mascg and /fit/

>>7297221
A cut is /fit/ speak for when you're losing weight. Ie cutting calories. Alternatively cutting fat.

This is as opposed to bulking, where you're trying to put on mass.

Cut and bulk get used a lot, because "diet" doesn't really describe what you're trying to accomplish.

>>7297221
Cutting = losing fat
Bulking = gaining mass (muscle and fat)
You bulk to gain muscle (and unfortunately fat) and cut to get rid of fat (without losing too much muscle)

>tfw wearing spandex underwear

>>7297533
Shit like this gets posted and I have no idea is it's supposed to be a good or a bad feel.

>>7297865
Feels great fampai

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What is the ratio of bigger muscular men that like other big muscular men to that of those that like feminine sissies/twinks/femboys/etc.

>>7297898
It's about 2 to 1. Iirc

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>2017-1/12
>hes still not thicc

>>7296650
> Brazil and macro anon are more distinctive.
In my defense, I don't think most of my posts are particularly distinctive, but indeed a handful certainly are identifiable. But most of the time, I believe, no one kmows it's me.

>>7297898
Physically I'm a twink and I get a fair amount of attention from muscular guys and bears.

The problem is that I don't like to bottom at all, I'm naturally dom in bed, and most of those guys want to fuck me.

Basically a bottom or at least 50/50 vers twink with an ok face can get that muscle dick pretty easy. That is unless he's very feminine personality wise. Most if those guys want you to get into a submissive role without becoming a sissy.

>>7298655
Where you from you sound like my type

>>7298169
Is that you?
Pls bully my prostate if that's you. Pls.

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>>7277518
I know the floats and boats but could you not find better picture of nice man chest? This one is fucking awful. Sweaty and deformed with a color/texture of dying chicken breast.
~Geh. There are like MILLIONS nice chests on the internet and you pulled this shit... it hurts my brain.

>>7299653
I like OPs picture choice... Perfection isn't everything.

>>7299653
>Post your chest edition
>Why didn't you post a model's personally photographed chest?

You serious?
I'll take my deformed chest and go home. Lol

Post your Butt Edition?

>>7294212
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has the Daddy cum-n-leave problem. I don't wanna cuddle.
Move to any significant city and you'll be good.
I'm in London so I'm winning. But manchester, Edinburgh, Leeds etc are also pretty sound

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>>7300326
Seconded.

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>>7300326
Jojo Edition

>>7300465
I'm from London originally and I've not had a problem finding guys who are actually attractive to bang there. But I'm currently living in Nottingham for uni and no one is above a 5/10. Looking forward to going back to my parents over Christmas for real.

>>7299877
>I'll take my deformed chest and go home
Please do

rolling for post your butt!!

>>7300652
Lol qq faggit.

Post tits or gtfo.

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>>7300689
Rolan

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rolling for thicc edition

>>7300709
Every edition is thicc edition though.

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>>7300713
We require additional thiccness

>>7300752
>fit ruins yet another good comic
ugh

>>7300765
>good comic
Lol not really.
Marked improvement to be honest.

>>7300775
NO HOMO BRO XDDD
>> T H I C C
cancerous

>>7300647
just wait till you have to move home after uni.
Life sucks then haha.
London's too expensive <@:-(

>>7300792
Lol like the normal comic isn't a parade of shit memes.

At least the altered version encourages fitness.

Whole lot of fat and out of shape fags out there.

>>7300817
It was literally a reflection of how so many gays love to date their clone. It at least was a step above NO HOMO BRO MUH THIICCCC LIFTING AMIRIGHT XD
Cancerous shit, truly.
>Whole lot of fat and out of shape fags out there.
There really isn't if you stopped looking at reflective surfaces so much.

>>7300835
>There really isn't if you stopped looking at reflective surfaces so much.
Lol. You sound triggered.

What's the problem m8? We're here to help.

Post your butt edition

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>>7300815
I'll just move in with a qt, rich daddy muscle bear and be his house husband and lift in his home gym :3

>>7300855
>You sound triggered.
Next time just say 'u mad', shorter, more effective, same point.

But, at least you admit I got you good 2bh

>>7300952
>But, at least you admit I got you good 2bh
It was alright.
Solid 6/10 burn. Lol

>>7277518
that picture is disgusting. sweaty hairy and full of pimples fucking gross

>>7300994
>sweaty hairy
Those are like mascgen's two favorite things.

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Post butt edition

>>7301326
>>7301326
>>7301326