/mtfg/ trans girl general

communism isn't politics its dialectical science

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I wonder why I repressed so long

Holy Roman Empire best Roman Empire

>Hunting for face creams and things that can help make my face look unlike a mile of bad road
>All the companies are lying about what's in their shit
>No regulation

>>7279644
>is there anything more comforting than the fact that no matter how horrible it seems now, communism is INEVITABLE
Communism or some BRAZIL-eque hellish dystopia where everything is an artificially retarded state ruled over by an authoritarian, absolute bureaucracy where people end up as nothing more than cogs in a machine that makes German engineering look practical.

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Everyone post one nice positive thing about yourself you're happy about

>>7279690
married to politics

>>7279690
communism is trash

>>7279692
Why is TV like this :(

>>7279694
that's just wrong tho

>>7279701
wtf

>>7279698
i have nice eyes i think

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WE LOVE TRIPS (even Korra)!

>>7279703
True but it sure is better than the eastern one

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>>7279663
>tfw you destabilize the world's most powerful bourgeois democracy by hacking a fascist into the presidency

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>>7279698
i guess that i will actually die someday, hopefully by someone else's hand, or some awful disease

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>>7279698

i have purty lips.

Alright, where's my porn, Grace.

>>7279713
an accident i think would be ideal

>>7279701
wrong

>>7279698
There's literally no redeeming qualities

I am completely valueless

>>7279692

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=alPQgx7SGms

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man my scalp feels so sensitive after having my hair braided for that many months. just blow drying it hurt =n=

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>>7279711
bjorg do u think I'm cute
>>7279710
im lauren in this picture and also in this one

>>7279724

r u ok

>>7279719
I had almost forgot
Nice!

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eat my brownies pls

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>>7279678
You've been the same to me, and you're awesome and you should know that.
How's it going do you have today off?

>>7279698
I succeeded at getting into a really good university, realizing I'm trans has made me able to understand my own feelings a lot better. Sorry, that's two things.

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>>7279732
are those the kind of brownies that do special things to your brain
>>7279727
lauren also in this one

>>7279698
I hate being as tall as I am, but I do have long legs, which is kinda nice.

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>>7279737
no they're just regular brownies

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>>7278938
/10

>>7279685

keep /mtfg/ weird

>>7279737
all brownies do that desu

>>7279739
same

Have any trips left or kill themselves recently?

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>>7279724
when are you getting srs, ffs and a sergeant boyfriend?

>>7279727
I think you'd actually be really pretty if you lost those chubby cheeks and smiled

But you're alright now already

>>7279732
they got weed in em

>>7279701
wtf I love capitalism now

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im happy w/ my adams apple its rly quite small and not noticeable (to me)

>>7279724
faye you are RLY pretty and you have only ever been nice to me

>>7279713
try and be more positive !! its hard but everyone has their good points honestly

>>7279739
im tall too anon but long legs are GREAT

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i don't think i like midnight mtfg

>>7279732
I know better than to trust a /k/ brownie

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>>7279751
no they dont theyre regular brownies pls dont say that im not a degenerate anne also hi anne hru

>>7279727
Also I should say that I have no tact and am probably autistic
So if I offended you I didn't mean to it was a positive review

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>>7279692
Repression is better anyway
tfw want to repress again

>>7279698
Umm... What does it say about me that I'm trying to think of something to say other than nothing so I don't sound edgy but can't think of anything I actually am happy with?

>>7279748
mercury

carol for the fifth time

alex for the 70th

>>7279755
THEN LEAVE

>>7279757
i want drugs,otherwise im ok

>>7279756
cordi just explained that to me lol

cum brownies

>>7279737
did u change the hair to look like me

>>7279765
maybe..

>>7279760
>>7279692
repressing usually leads to worse dsyphoria, I wouldn't recommend unless you have loads of drugs.

>>7279698

I have enough fingers on my left hand.

>>7279761
thanks drakeposter. :)

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>>7279698
I guess I can say that when I want something I do whatever I can to get there, from tranny stuff to life stuff.

>>7279767
uwu

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Message to Bforg.

pride and prejudice and zombies is awesome dang

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>>7279768
I'm not actually going to.
Sometimes I just miss the life I used to have.

>>7279779
One of my favourite flicks
It's only good when you know how well it follows the story though
The charm is that it's insanely dumb but mostly true to its origin

>>7279754
I feel like I lucked out with the adams apple thing too, I feel bad for the girls who have really big obvious ones

>>7279783

>I feel bad for the girls who have really big obvious ones

;_;

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>>7279763

I AM

>>7279786
from what I remember yours wasn't big and obvious

>>7279730
I was just being objective
>>7279749
I like civilian girls
>>7279754
Stop making me feel all warm and accepted jeez you bully

>>7279787
kk bby ttyl <3

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Anyone else have trans-related dreams?

I'm gonna try and get 5-6 hours of sleep
Night trannies, it's been great fun getting memed on :(

>>7279794
night bjorkfist

>>7279793
I had a couple dreams about being born a woman right around the time I stopped repressing. They were kinda shocking to me and contributed to me stopping that.

How did you pick out your girl names?

>>7279793
When I was a reallly little kid it was always being magically turned into a girl and my mom having to accept it because I was stuck so she couldn't be mad

I guess I've had one or two where people are being mean, but most of them are just female perspective dreams if there is one.

>>7279789
what's gotten you sadfaying tonight?

>>7279799
>dream about what you have in your mind at the moment
>revelation
I mean, it's cool and all, but that's some weak sauce.

>>7279804
I mean it was basically a bunch of factors coming together at once, so yeah it's not all that revelatory that I dreamed about something that was basically bouncing around in my head very loudly.

>>7279801
i looked at my favorite names from the year I was born and narrowed it down to Lauren and Emily and then I asked my therapist (only person I was out to) which one she liked better

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>>7279801
my parents picked it for me when i was born t b h

>>7279793
most of my trans-related dreams recently have been nightmares about masculinzation :(
>>7279801
it's what my parents were gonna name me

>>7279793
When I was about five I had a dream about a girl with a pee pee in the boy's restroom.

>>7279786
How bad is it? :(

>>7279793
My best dreams before transition were the ones where I was turned into a girl, I practiced lucid dreaming for the express purpose of getting to experience that as much as possible, yet I still refused to believe I was trans back then :(

>>7279801
After I came out to my parents I asked them to pick out a new name.
They did so.

>>7279793
like twice i think, i very rarely dream
>>7279801
asked my mother what she would have named me if I was born a girl, boring I know.

>>7279788

Yeah, in a front-on picture. From most other angles it's quite protuberant. The guy I was hanging out with last week was trying to convince me I was feminine looking enough to use the ladies' room and said my "only tell" was my apple. :<

It doesn't bother me a whole lot, but it is kinda annoying.

>>7279801

My parents actually chose a really good one back before I was born.

>>7279801
Name I liked + name my mom probably would have given a daughter + mom's maiden name
For first, middle & last obv

maeve ily

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>>7279793
>tfw im a boy in all my dreams

what does this mean

>>7279783
I never developed one...

>>7279815
Addendum: they still don't use it. But I haven't pushed the issue.

I told my mom to use the nicknames and my boy name less. But she's really bad about that. Dad pretty much avoids using either name between just not saying anything or calling me "Honey" like usual.

im so happy right now wtf

>>7279804
I'm not really sad, nothing I'm doing is going right

SRS stopped being covered

I can't get hormones and I'm over two weeks off with two doctors dragging their feet

My lawyer isn't doing his job, it's been 6 months and I can't sell my dads house still, it'll be foreclosed on and I'll lose a bunch of stuff, or I have to front the money and watch it possibly go to waste.

No job

My gf doesn't want to have sex with me, she only gets sadistic pleasure out of watching me while she does stuff to me, which is evident because she goes bananas when ever I'm coming to the point it's painful and she won't stop when asked

Uhm no job

a lot of my family hates me because I got molested by a really rich uncle, and now a few more because my dad left me money.

I just do transition stuff, go to parties I don't care about, or out, or shop, or fight with people all day.

I want to pass so I look at SRS but there are so many botched jobs I wonder if it's worth it


I dunno

>>7279821
>mom's maiden name
I'm curious. Was this to distance yourself from your father? Or your whole family?

>>7279801
I have two

My parents picked one, but they still deadname me

My first trip friend, that I shared a mutual secret crush and love for, named me one day and I kept it

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For science, remember.

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>>7279839
tfw everyone still deadnames me

>>7279825
>tfw you had an extrmely female way of shortening your name as a kid and you were very selfconcious about it and told everyone not to use it

>>7279836
Sounds like a lot on your plate, and you already had quite a bit.

The family stuff is really out of your hands, being hated by your family is the bread and butter of being a tranny.

Isn't it time to fire your lawyer? or at least pressure him a bit? why are you paying him?

Are you sure you don't enjoy having a generally bully gf?

lauren ily

>>7279841
don't you love proactive experiments?

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>>>/adv/17788176

>>>/adv/17788176
This thread made me so fucking mad I could scream

>>7279849
very intolerant of you not to respect his wishes not to date a mtf

>>7279843
Hi merc

>>7279846
potentially
>>7279850
this

>>7279836
That sucks
Why not self med?

Why do you stay with your gf?

Why don't you have a job?

>>7279849
Shit happens.
Our gender identity does not affect whether someone will date us or not. It comes down to if they'll date a tranny and what gender they perceive you as.

>>7279855
>>7279850
It's not about him being willing or unwilling to date her it's about his incessant misgendering and disrespect for her identity

>>7279849
>Forget about the monster and go find an actual woman. Personally I would curb stomp it out of disgust but thats just me.

>>passing up premium boypussy
>if you do, you're a fucking faggot.
>as long as you dont hold hands, its cool.

>No, I'm pretty sure I'm 100% gay for asking what is actually a guy on a date, no matter how much he looks like a girl.

well, it's 4chan advice after all. The idea that this guy is 22 is a bit sad tho.

>>7279851
what do I do to have people telling me I'm merc?

>>7279836
manifesto_of_a_spoiled_rich_girl.txt

>>7279858
OH NO SOMEONE DOeSNT UNDERSTAND THE CULTURE OH GOD OH NO FUCKING CALL THE COPS

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>>7279814

>>7279698
I have a nice smile and a v. shapely bubble butt

>>7279858
if you havent noticed dude 99% of the world isnt lgbt so they dont care about trans issues enough to pay attention to them

>>7279858
true
but she didn't really take any steps into educating the person she wanted to screw, that's also bad.

>>7279857
I think it would be pretty sad to perfectly pass and being treated as a dude and having to just accept it.

I haven't even came out and my brother called me by my chosen female name, wtf. Also I feel like I send out a tranny vibe to everyone.

>>7279863
>I'm terribly vane

>>7279866
My ex kept asking me if I was going to transition when I came to England and I was like "No. Stop bullying me, I'm not trans".

She was right.

>The whole feminine penis, or girl cock shit is the most delusional thing I've ever read on 4chan. Despite all the hormones, and long hair, even he agrees, hes still a dude when I talked to him a few hours ago.
I don't know, I feel really sorry for the girl

>>7279783
>tfw when you realized you had an adam's apple you were really confused and extremely disappointed.
>you didn't even realize you were trans yet
>Kind of wanted to be a girl but it didn't control your mind.

I hated the idea of masculinizing I guess.

>>7279867
wow
astounding observation

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>>7279867
Vane?

>>7279867
Except literally everything else about me is disgusting lol

my eye color is pretty too I guess but my eyes are tiny af

>>7279856
Self med?
Because in the two weeks it'd take to get them I'd have legit ones
Stay with girlfriend?
Listen I'm a tranny, girls don't want trannies
Job?
I dunno I haven't had one for years, I'd like to do something meaningful but even applying seems impossible

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>>7279874
just because it's well known doesn't mean it isn't worth remembering :^)

>>7279875
It's like german bane

>>7279876
>name a positive thing
>can only think about her body

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>>7279698
My legs and stomach are okay

>>7279824
That's really good lucky :)

>>7279862
That's not that bad you could probably learn to hide it pretty easily while practicing voice :)

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>>7279876
theres no need to tell everyone the sun's yellow or the moon comes out at night though,
you feel me?

>>7279877
>Listen I'm a tranny, girls don't want trannies
straight men and lesbians don't want trannies

>>7279885
Right, gotta go for the bisexual people.

>>7279878
Pretty much, I'm pretty depressed right now leading up to the big convo with my dad, so the only stuff I can really believe is objectively true stuff

I guess I make people happy sometimes and I'm smartish when I don't have brain fog all over the place

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>>7279698
I love this artist btw =3

>>7279881

Yeah for some reason it didn't look that bad when I was trying to take pictures of it. I think the lighting over my bathroom mirror makes it seem a lot bigger and more noticeable than it really is. That makes me feel a little better about it.

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>tfw no bf

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I've come to terms (not really, but I'm going to say I have) with the fact that I'll always be a freak without real genitals and that I will never fulfill my dream of being a real mother, but even when I have that in the back of my mind, I still hate myself and want to die. How do I lose 6 inches in height and make my feet smaller? I'm 5'6" and it's disgusting. Everyone stares at me when I go out to buy groceries or go to my classes and I hate it. They look at my feet and see that I'm a monstrosity and that's how they clock me. I love my fiancee more than I've ever loved anyone else, but the fact that she's 5'2" makes me sad every single day. I want to rest my head under her chin when we hug. I also have gigantic women's size 12 feet, so it's almost impossible for me to find shoes, and when I can find brands that make them that big I have to order them direct from the manufacturer, which is a pain because my mail delivery person is an unreliable asshole who's constantly losing my packages or leaving them on the sidewalk. I wanted to buy some really cute moccasins with fluffy insides for the winter but the lady at the store said, "I'm sorry, but we only stock the normal sizes here. We make the huge ones, but you have to special order those from our website. Sorry, ma'am." I love the implication that I'm a freak because I am. I've looked into ways to induce scoliosis, but I can't find a chiropractor willing to damage my spine to make me shorter, even with a release form. I even considered buying this dumb flower essence hippie medicine that was supposed to make me shorter, but it's hippie lunatic bullshit and I know it wouldn't work even if I believed in it enough for there to be a placebo effect. From my research, I've found that you generally lose 4 to 6 inches in height if you have surgery for moderate to severe spinal stenosis, but unfortunately I can't find any information on how to induce spinal stenosis or if it's even possible. Help?

>>7279890
you're risking your economical stability to be true to yourself, you've already run laps around people like faye.
try thinking about that stuff too while you worry about butt and eye color.

>>7279872
Yeah I know the feeling :(

>>7279892
That's good :)

>>7279893
That picture is honestly kind of disgusting and I can't place why.

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>>7279890
You have nothing to worry about.

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>>7279901
It's just butts, gurl

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>>7279893
>tfw no gracefriend

Had a really good time talking with my dad about politics and random stuff tonight. I still haven't pointed out how different I look, but I think he respects my modesty about it. I might ask my mom about it tomorrow, but I'm not totally sure how I wanna go about it.
Idk. It was nice talking to someone familiar.

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>tfw no bf or gf

I post with cute anime girls as my pictures because I am a shut-in in real life and I'm too insecure to go outside without a big oversize hoodie and a scarf. I hate myself and I want to die but I'm too much of a coward to actually do myself in. I pass well and am stealth, but I still know I will end up killing myself at some point in the future because I can never be a real mother, which is my only dream in life. I feel like my childhood and adolescence were stolen from me and I'm 20 years behind everyone else and it makes me daydream about slashing my wrists open or shooting myself in the head every day.

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>>7279904
Come get it.

>>7279908
isn't it a crime to post a picture of a gun in the UK?

>>7279859
I know it's you merc, stop playing dead

>>7279903
They're not realistic butts, so it's not cute, though. It's all fetish-y sexualized and icky. Also, I have a masculine looking butt and want to die.

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>>7279916
Sexualized is good for the mood I'm in rn.
>Also, I have a masculine looking butt and want to die.
S Q U A T S
Q
U
A
T
S

>tfw no autistic marx leninist ftm bf with a shitty beard

>>7279899
thank you, that actually means a lot to hear

>>7279902
ty, probably, I hope

either way there will probably be a lot of anger and trying to convince me to detrans at first before he adjusts to the idea and I am not looking forward to that, gonna have to be at least a little high to not have an anxiety attack

glad to see you're still around btw

>>7279900

Thanks. Usually posting my pics on /mtfg/ makes me feel a lot worse. Now tell me my nose isn't that bad, lol (I'm not going to post a picture of it)

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>>7279913
Get a life; bin that knoife.

I love buttplugs

>>7279897
>all that height dysphoria
>5'6"
>tfw 6'4"
I'm not going to belittle your concerns though because it's clear that you really are obsessing over this in a bad way. I'm not sure what the best thing to do for that level of height dysphoria, though.

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It's funny because the gender therapist I got told me it would be forced, but it feels so natural. There's nothing forced about the way I'm living my life and I love it.

am I trans if I make a scissor symbol with my hand and pretend to cut my penis?

>>7279914
I can't, I hit myself in the head and now I think I'm an argentinian tranny, I'm sorry.

>>7279921
on the other hand the color of your butt might be important at times.

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>>7279919
>wanting a muscular butt
I want a squishy butt, not a muscular butt. I want to be skinnyfat and soft and squishy all over.

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>>7279920
iktf

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>>7279916
i want a cute butte too

>>7279897
I skimmed this and felt sympathy but then I saw your height, there's absolutely no way that's clocking you. I mean it's 2 inches taller than the average woman. Just work on other things to pass, height isn't an issue for you.

>>7279932
i saw him at my clinic but he was to awkward for me to get his number

>>7279929
while looking at your mom in the eyes completely serious?

>>7279931
iktf

>>7279934
can australians get a cute butt?

>>7279930
lmao probably

for example, if it's all an undamaged light peachy color, something is very disappointingly wrong

>>7279929
Maybe, or you could just have a nullification fetish.

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>>7279931
Eat more and get my genetics

>>7279926
I hate my life and I want to die. How can I die? When will California let us get physician-assisted suicide for tranny problems? I want to die but I'm too much of a coward to actually do it and I don't want to hurt my girlfriend, I just want to be prescribed death because transsexuality is a terminal condition.

>>7279935
er, *empathy ><

>>7279938
I was thinking more of shades of brow.
You americans suck at that.

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>>7279937
idk what having australian has to do w/ it desu

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Tbh I'd be happy passing as little a Chelsea Peretti

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ayy why would I bother trying to transition
right lol?

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>>7279947
Being upside down all the time might make the fat go to your head instead.

>>7279944
yeah, that's pretty shit, but, this is america, it's pretty much a choice between ugly color or getting shot by cops :^)

>>7279950
i wanna fuck you

>>7279947
Countries tend to have specific gen pools, more when it's an island. I've never seen an australian with a nice butt, so I always assumed they can't get one. Like british people.
Also >>7279951

>>7279935
No, height is a major issue for me. I look like a monster no matter what I wear, and everybody sees my big feet and knows that I was born male. I only ever go outside at night and in the early morning, and when I do have to go to classes or get groceries I wear a huge hoodie so nobody can see me for how I truly am, which is this gargantuan monster. There is leg lengthening surgery for short men, but why is there no doctor willing to break my femurs and reset them shorter or remove or fuse or whatever one or two of my vertebrae? Nobody cares about tall freaks like me. I never got to be a child or an adolescent and I'm not emotionally ready to be an adult, and I'm a freak and want to die.

>>7279941
You keep your genetics up your butt, hmm?

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>>7279955
Australians are basically British criminals.

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>>7279951
that's not how it works at all....

...but i do have a rly big head .__.;

>>7279955
well im australian cause i was born here but i dont have any actual "australian blood" i guess??? my parents are french and french/south african

>>7279961
French girls are cute, that's good

>>7279960
what crime did Kit comit?

>>7279950
You've got potential. Your jawline is the only main thing in your way and that's not really a deal killer.

>>7279956
I'm telling you, you're simply wrong. Perhaps your feet are an issue, if you are 5 foot 6 your height is just objectively not an issue.

The points you raise are valid though the procedures would be insanely risky, more so than leg lengthening surgery by default, BUT you absolutely don't need them.

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>>7279959
Yeah, let's go with that.

>>7279962
Stealing everyone's hearts <3

>>7279961
Idk, that sounds like a solid explanation to me.

>>7279942
>>7279956
I know it's a meme around here but this, this I think really is body dysmorphic disorder. Listen, you should get help for your distorted view of your body; cognitive behavioral therapy could help, and/or some medications. Don't chase surgical solutions until you have tried those things.

Is it normal to desperately want to be a teenager again and stay that way forever?

Time to go idle in a parking lot and obsessively record and analyze clips of my voice for an hour. Seeya, girls.

>>7279963
too bad it doesn't matter how long my hair is, my face forever genders me male
jawline is a deal killer

>>7279954
thanks

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cordi seems to think nobody knows who justice is (the music group)

does anyone here know justice (the french music group)?

>>7279971
yea
why do you think highschool anime is popular
adulthood sucks dick and people wanna go back

>>7279961
You look like a fucking MAN

>>7279977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCnBrrnOefs
is she for srs
everyone knows who justice is lol

>>7279972
good luck with that!

>>7279972
gl
ill pray for you

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>>7279980
ikr and she doesn't like it

and she made fun of me for liking it

i'm salty and upset rn

i want to eat food with cum in it

>>7279978
Casual slice of life (without lazy character design) is objectively the best.

>>7279987
do u and cordi cuddle a lot uwu

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>>7279987
Tell cordi she's a butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqxruHTP3jI
Maybe she's just tired of the song since it got overplayed a lot

>>7279991
not tonight because im upset that she would go out of her way to criticize my favorite music artists ever

>>7279973
Not really. While facial feminization from HRT is tragically slight, the jawline is the feature I notice changes the most generally, and it's definitely not a deal killer with so many cis women that have jawlines like that, most of them probably quite insecure about it. Chin, brow ridge, eyebrow height, pretty much anything is worse than jawline when it comes to the face.

>>7279989
that always felt like a great fantasy but too bothersome and not really nice irl.

>>7279996
ok but other nights do u cudd n hugg n snugg

>>7279970
How do I even do this? Should I check myself into a hospital? I know I will lie if they ever ask if I'm feeling self destructive because then they will take my rights away. They're just doing it for the government so I can't be armed to defend myself.

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>>7279977
yeah my fav is stress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWaWsgBbFsA

>>7279993
she's yelling at me now bye
>>7280003
thats one of mine too

>>7279977
Justice is AWESOME! I've been a fan of theirs for at least six years, Cross is their best but the rest is good too, absolutely adore Cross though, had it on a couple nights ago while cleaning

>>7280003
Yesss stress that's my definite favorite by far, so good when you're not in the best of moods and good anyway regardless

>>7280008
quid ily

>>7280002
No need for hospitalization. Find a therapist in your area that is trans friendly and deals with BDD and similar. Psychology Today has a therapist finder thingy online. You can even narrow down by insurance plans handled, trans friendly, and various illnesses treated.

>>7280005
w8 I guess eight years at least actually but I have no idea

>>7280010
C: ilu

>>7280013
hugg

>>7280011
I have a therapist but it's not helping. She just wants to talk about my day and all that shit but she is the only one in the area that had open spaces and would take my insurance.

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>tfw you buy curry chips and they unsettle you with their flavour accuracy

>cried in the bath as a child because my penis scared me and I thought it was a snake

>>7280017
isn't curry a space anyway?

Reading the Teardrops n Tiny Travel Trailers site. I'm getting the hankering for escape from the world.

>>7280002
Look for a psychologist with experience with body dysmorphic disorder and cognitive behavioral therapy. You'll probably want to read about both of those things on your own first, there is information online.

http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/mental-health-body-dysmorphic-disorder

>>7280019
>was found holding a gigantic snake as a baby and my family thought I was evil

i'm wearing a blanket and not alone what do i do next

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szzVlQ653as

One day being trans will be simplified choosing a female preference in a virtual reality life simulator game

Endless female lifetimes that you can live over and over. Each one different than the last and just as real as your life.

>>7279922
Lol I don't know what your nose looks like but I bet it's perfect unlike my nasty crooked ass thing :P

>>7280014
:333

>>7280017
yeah ive noticed curry is a way more accurate flavor than... almost anything else when it comes to chips, i thought it was just me! probably cause it derives so much of its flavor from spices anyway so they probably don't have to come up with as many synthetic alternatives

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>>7280019
>can't sit in bathtubs or on countertops without having weird hazy memories that may or may not be real about my neighbor babysitting me watching me bathe as a young child and then touching my penis with a cream that stung and was cold
>girlfriend and therapist both think this sounds sketchy as fuck
>neighbor is my dad's best friend and is involved in civic politics in my hometown and I don't want to ruin his life just to find out the truth of whether or not I was actually molested or not

>>7280016
Talk about your BDD issues that happened. Otherwise, look around for a new therapist. Not all therapists are created equal. You may need to figure out how to bill your insurance. Find out what out of network coverage entails.

>>7280028
If we're at that point in technology, I'd much rather just live one life as a fully biohacked, stem celled up girl that's as close to cis as possible tbqh

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>>7280020
yeah but these are a whole other level above other chips, there's
>these chips taste like curry
and then there's
>i'm taken back to that last time i had takeout curry and i can see the setting i ate it in

>>7280032
oh damn that's a really fucking shitty situation anon, I'm sorry.

>>7280036
It's virtual reality. You don't need to be as close to cis.

You will be cis

>>7280039
omf

what brand?

>>7280042
But it won't be real.

I can't wait for virtual reality but I would never want to live my whole life in one. I'm a rationalist above all else but emotionally and on a visceral level I just wouldn't be able to do that, even if we live in a simulation to begin with which may very well be the case

>>7280032
There was a clown who lived in my closet who made me wear dresses and work as a clowngirl and I turned out fine

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I DROPPED AN E PILL AND I CAN'T FIND IT

>>7280041
Girlfriend has suggested it might be why the only way I can get off is roleplaying stepsister "incest" (I don't have any sisters or stepsisters, just one younger brother who hates me, so how this came about is odd) or peeing my pants. I'm a freak.

>>7280022
It's really sad that the thing giving me wonderlust are the captcha pics of random places.

>>7280025
hercules? you're trans too?

>>7280028
>no matter what you do you'll have no impact in another person's life

>>7280044
president's choice world of flavours thai curry

i hope i'm not overselling it but gat damn

Do you think that it's worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?

>>7280039
Maybe they use the same chemicals in both places
Or maybe you should share the drugs with tetra

>>7280051
at least it's not an AA pill, that just pauses hrt progress by like 8 hours or whatever instead of letting T have its way, shouldn't really matter besides a possible mood swing

>>7280052
That sucks, you're not a freak though.

Perhaps the reason for that is because you don't have a sister is why you're into that, whereas something with a parallel to your actual life (brother incest) would be too much for you. Blood relation incest same thing, perhaps.

>>7280051
iktf
poorfag feels

>>7280056
well, if Trump likes them...

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>>7280058
don't worry, i already got her hooked on the good stuff, she'll be back for more

>>7280061
is this a new meme

>>7280055
>hercules? you're trans too?
I had never made the connection.

Kit is a peengirl! She was born with a peenis-weenis

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I know somebody who is the same age as me, and openly has dysphoria about their gender. AND the fucker is intersex. They literally have breast buds and huge ass hips.

But they decided against HRT because "I'll probably regret it."

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I'm so jealous of the potential happiness they are squandering.

>>7280063
weren't they president's choice?

>>7280064
was it Loky? I though he just gave birth to one or whatever

>>7280061
>>7280063
>>7280067
wow i JUST got it before you posted

please kill me

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>>7280051
what is your dog finds it and begins transition

can anyone explain to me why I had inverted nipples as a child

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VecPOUcAJw

>>7280068
it's late.

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>>7280069
My dog passed away so no chance of that...

>>7280074
now i feel horrible ;~~;

>>7280075
Don't be I was joking to test you empathy

>>7280055
I'm wanting to go on a national parks tour and spend at least a month in Yellowstone/Grand Tetons area. I also wanna go up north and visit places past the arctic circle.

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>>7280075
Don't, he lived a good long and happy life and passed away peacefully in his sleep as a happy old doggo.

>>7280071
wiki can
>Born with condition
>Breastfeeding
>Trauma which can be caused by conditions such as fat necrosis, scars or it may be a result of surgery
>Breast Sagging, Drooping or Ptosis
>Breast cancer including breast carcinoma, >Paget's disease and Inflammatory Breast >Cancer (IBC)
>Breast infections or inflammations such as mammary duct ectasia, breast abscess or mastitis
>Genetic variant of nipple shape such as >Weaver syndrome, Fryns-Aftimos syndrome, >Chromosome 2q Deletion or congenital disorder of glycosylation type 1A & 1 L or Kennerknecht-Sorgo-Oberhoffer syndrome
Gynecomastia[1]
>Holoprosencephaly, recurrent infections, and monocytosis
>Pregnancy
>Tuberculosis

but don't worry!
>Other strategies for protracting inverted nipples include regularly stimulating the nipples to a protruding state, in an attempt to gradually loosen the nipple tissue. Some sex toys designed for nipple stimulation, such as suction cups or clamps may also cause inverted nipples to protract or stay protracted longer.

>>7280079
I sincerely want to be on some city and look at all their variants of stuff I see every day. Take photos of street signs, windows, food, whatever I see in the street.

>endo emails me blood test results
>probably have late stage kidney disease
Fuck my life

>>7280063
>and it was absolutely lawful
RCs?

>>7280066
Oh Christ that's fucking frustrating.

>>7280082
kek
what?
is it because of the ketchup?

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>tfw I'll literally be the only one without a gf or bf in my family for thanksgiving
>even my youngest cousin has a gf now
Can't wake up
>>7279698
I've been successful in school
I like my hair
>>7279793
Quite a bit
I had one where I was fully passing and just living a normal life and everyone around me was okay with me. Boy that one hurt to wake up from

I touched a penis

>>7280082
what even is your life

>>7280088
congrats! your dry spell is about to end!

>>7280088
fucking GAY

>>7280088
eww

>>7280085
I dunno, but it explains my constant vomiting and nausea and cramps

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>>7280083
>RCs?
mostly NaCls and starches

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>>7280088
naisu !!

>>7280098
are you into index and that stuff?
could you motivate me to watch beyond episode 6?

>>7280081
I need to get over my social anxieties before going to city areas much. I want to do some street photography some day.

>>7280082
>>7280096
Time to start to pamper them kidneys. What was off? There are many things that can cause that set of issues.
http://symptoms.webmd.com/#introView

hugg kaylas kidneys

>>7280092
isn't it more gay to be with a girl?
they wear pink, they act like sissies, they cry when they feel like it. that's pretty gay stuff 2bh

>>7280082
I VOLUNTEER

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as if my life couldn't get worse.
I have the food poisoning

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>>7280082
Kayla's life is such a ride.

>>7280128
any clue why?

kayla ill give you one of my kidney if you'll be my gf

>>7280115
>>7280126
>>7280129
>>7280129
I'm betting I have at least a couple of samefaggings in here

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>>7280133
Technically?

>>7280130
could be anything that I ate

>>7280134
I dislike bets I can't win.

>>7280128
are you wearing a diap

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lmao honestly like

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Would someone please post the comic wif pol/ and lgbt/ as a couple in the apocalypse? Or any others if you has? Pls plz plz ? :3 wif a cherry and all?
Also-
>tfw dating boy and he runs away because he's falling in love with you and doesn't want ppl/ himself to think he's a fag
>the alternative feels when dating a boy and he reveals he wants to be a cute little girl and be prettier than you

I want to be kidnapped by hons and made into a hyper fem sissy that wears poofy floofy satin dresses

I've come to the conclusion I don't have simple dysphoria or a problem with being my gender, I have a problem being something that isn't like anything else. Having no genuine connection to someone.... it hurts in a deep and bitter way. But somehow having me to myself was enough... Now it just hurts even more, all day, everyday. I am not a person and I want to be one. I just wait and hope for that future where I'm too happy to think about this anymore. Maybe it will never come

>>7280155
/adv/ had a post about the first feel

why don't you ask the thread dedicated to webcomics?

I just played league for 8 hrs straight pls someone save my sanity i want to die

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Anyone else played the Jak and Daxter series? Good games yo.

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>tfw when you make a guy from your pics
w-when will I be able to make one cum in real life?

>>7280160
Which rank?

>>7280160
I ionce met a very happy couple that met playing LoL

>>7280163
[spoiler]normals[/spoiler]

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when does the boredom go away?

>>7280165
Mh which lane?

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>>7280155
here you go anon :)

>>7280166
when you do something

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Cyba is so fucking hot I want to see her smirk as I try and hit on her

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>>7280166
hi cutie

>>7280164
idk how anyone could be happy while playing this game desu, maybe im just jaded
>>7280168
im a support main :3 but my friend made me AD for the entire time

>>7280098
heheh nice

>>7280176
they had other hobbies besides that I guess.
also smoked a ton of weed.

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>>7280173
o hai

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>>7280169
>tfw no quality /pol/ bf

>>7280179
o that makes sense actually, league isnt horrible when high

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>>7280183
Its not hard to get one honestly... unless you are being facetious

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>>7280190
I don't know where to find one and how to get one to like me
Finding the one I did date was pure luck

The two new trips, Nicotine and Anxy, are pretty cool people.

damn yall niggas are boring af right now someone post a butt

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How do I make my outie penis into an innie like girls have? I keep trying to push it in but it doesn't seem to work

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>>7280169
Thx a million bb

>>7280192
add my discord den lil' nigga

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>>7280198
are
you trying to hook me up or something

>>7280193
anxy is great bc she thinks im pretty apparently

would definitely pay for her to move to California and become my housewife material

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>>7280203
what are you talking about

>>7280193
we should make an mtfg communist club

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>>7280208
im just confused rn
whats your discord

>>7280209
>communism

ABSOLUTE TRASH.

grace a cute

>>7280212
>>>/gulag/

>>7280214
technocratic liberalism with a dash of economic academics a la Merkel, Obama, and Cameron is the only answer

too bad retards who didn't go to college/university are allowed to vote