/mtfg/ - Husbando Edition

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>>7275643
where can i buy a husbando
i rly want one

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WE LOVE TRIPS (even Korra)!

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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME KORRA WAS GONNA TROLL ME
SHE AIN'T THE SHARPEST TRIP IN THE THREAD
SHE WAS LOOKING KIND A DUMB WITH A BLUE PILL UNDER HER TONGUE AND THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FORHEAD

WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
STARTED HRT BUT I HIT THE GROUND HONNING
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO DROP TRIP FOR FUN
THEY'LL THINK I'M SMART BUT I'M ACTIN' DUMB
THEY'LL NEVER KNOW, THAT IT WAS ME
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH POSTING THE UNSEE?

>tfw live in a dorm with 2000+ people in the complex so giving out my address wouldn't do anything

>>7275650
for real, why are you still posting the one with kit in it, fuck off

>>7275647
you can rent one here
https://www.adultwork.com/Home.asp
but im pretty sure buying one is illegal

>>7275643
for once i agree with u he's really handsome

>>7275650
Fuck that ape

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>when the president of the United States argues like a 4chan tranny who takes everything too seriously

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I'm making breakfast for bae but the recipe says nothing about girlcum. Do I add it in the batter or as a frosting later?

>>7275662
So, argues like you?

Tammy best husbando. Tfw husband means HOUSE BAND in SWEFAG LLELE

>>7275643
>>No drama
Do you really think this rule will be upheld this thread?

>>7275666
trip on devil elanna

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>>7275647
I want this too senpai ;_;

>>7275666
Satan give back lanlan

>>7275666 (nice numbers)
frosting ;)

>>7275673

i hope so, but even i'm a little upset about everything so i'm not expecting much here.

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>>7275659
Meh, I'll do it anyway
>>7275676
WTB BF
WILL PAY WITH LEWD PICS AND SUCC

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you people should just watermark images you give out, then you can avoid this issue entirely because whichever watermark got posted will be tied to an individual.

>>7275666
cum should be treated as a glaze for best results. the protiens inside will allow it to stick relatively well and the slightly salty flavor enhances whatever its added on top of. its too delicate to go straight in the batter, the flavor and texture would go to waste.

>>7275654
I SAID YEP, WHAT A CONCEPT. I CAN CHECK THE ARCHIVE MYSELF.
THEY ALL THAT MATCHING FILE NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES

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I missed all the tasty drama because I was playing Moon

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why the fuck have I ordered hormones...that's it

I'm too scared so I'll just refuse to take them. There. Now I feel better and my existential crisis is over. Problem solved.

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>>7275683
>you people should just watermark images you give out, then you can avoid this issue entirely because whichever watermark got posted will be tied to an individual.
I've thought about that a couple times, it's a good idea

>>7275676
practice being the best waifu u can and one will come to u bb

Can someone please tl;dr last thread

>>7275681
that made me laugh so much!

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>>7275685
I AM SO HYPE
6,5 more hours hopefully!!!

>>7275688
>Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
Damn, good taste. You'll make a top-tier girl.

>>7275688
Is there a bigger attentionwhore poster then Spartan?

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>>7275669
Oh yes this is serious buisness

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>>7275692
What happened?

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>>7275627
>Korra is immune from all criticism since the only person who's attacks her is that one pathetic bully anon
Don't look at me, I'm not really too invested in this - if you're even talking about me, that is.

That's pretty cold of her though, even for my standards.

>>7275683
>>7275678
Thanks!

>>7275674
>>7275677
I'm not elanna, elanna is bae.

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>>7275692
Here.

>>7275694
it's not out in Germany yet?

>>7275688
just take them at a low dose and see how it makes u feel

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>>7275681
o-oh gosh! I wish I knew how to get snugs, I'm cold, in three week I'll be able to see my breath in here ;_;

we will get someone someday senpai!

>>7275688
No.
Be a good girl and take your skittles

>>7275701
That Looks nothing like her though

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>>7275694
Me and Brandon got them yesterday

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>Everyone thinking Kit is an innocent victim

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>tfw

>>7275701
Umm.
I didn't issue this.
????
Anon,
Falsifying Government documents is illegal.

>>7275707
That is literally a picture of her she posts herself frequently, anon.

>>7275710
iktf

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>>7275702
no, I am so sad :c

>>7275708
we bought it digitally, isnt unlocked yet tho reee

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>>7275710
>big dick

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>>7275704
I mean it probably isnt hard if you're okay with snuggling a guy you just met
Doing it with a quality guy you've gotten to know is gonna take a while and much harder

YFW Korra is catfishing all of us and is actually a white girl

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>>7275715
Someone's boyfriend doesn't have one!

>>7275710
Your cocklust is vexing.
Then again
Your body is genetically wired to run on E.
Id be terrified of a version of you taking bica as your AA.

>>7275714
>tfw my new 3ds arrives a day late
kill me

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>>7275666
Surprise me

>>7275717
Those are two things she is not

>>7275717
>Korra is Chara
The signs were there

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>>7275696
I would need a trip for that

>>7275702
>>7275705
PANIC

At least for 2 weeks they won't even arrive I can relax

>>7275724
>>7275666
this is cute

>>7275714
I bought off Amazon for $29.99 each and they came with the special munclax.
Already on the second island

>>7275715

big dicks are amazing

>>7275721

pre-hrt i was having sex 2-3 times a day with my partners and being on hrt now i have sex at least once a day when i got a steady guy lolll
it's pretty bad ngl

>>7275714
why does europe always get everything last? i never understood that. but 6 hours isn't that long it'll fly by! BTW water starter is the cutest :3

>>7275719
it is and it took a while to get used to that. any bigger and sex would be painful :x

Is Sun or Moon more TruTrans? I bought Sun.

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>>7275729
>KORRA
>CHARA
>RA
>CH
>CatfisH

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

These things are huge and scary
How do I join?

>>7275730
>Internal struggle for weeks just to order
>Internal struggle to take them
You'll have tits & love em by this time next year.

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>>7275723
never bby
we cant play together if youre dead

>>7275724
LEWD

>>7275736
Ill take the cat probably
lit cat :3

>>7275737
moon

>>7275729
>>7275738
Meanwhile Quid is wondering if she'll ever find someone that isn't a catfisher

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>>7275716
I couldn't do that, it has to be someone special to me

>>7275715
>liking small dicks
>admitting your bf has a small dick
wew

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>>7275739
>These things are huge and scary
you just have practise stretching beforehand and try not to cry when it goes in

>>7275744
g o l d

>>7275742
>moon
SHIT. But the lion looks cooler :(

>>7275730
use those two weeks to hype urself up enough to take ur pills. besides taking them won't do much at all for like the first 6 months i doubt you'll notice much

>>7275735
getting stretched out isn't =_= it's hurts like a motherf

>>7275742
a cat is fine too :3 im getting sun version bc i like the lion on the cover more

>>7275735
Sheesh.
Most was 2 times a day with a steady partner prehrt, 1x posthrt.. and, official Spiro from the pharmacy is letter her get horny again
Wew.
Btw,
I had a psychological breakthrough a few days ago (&got laid several several times)

>>7275737
>SUN
>HUN
>HON

>>7275742
If I am really unlucky it will be even two days although I ordered with premium super speed
>>7275750
> cooler
using that word makes you a boy

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>>7275742
It's not lewd if we say it's platonic~

>>7275733
:3

>>7275753
>I like that stretch tho
>Masochist

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So are we just going to let Korra stay?

>>7275753

that's why you have lots of sex so you stay stretched

>>7275756

was the psychological breakthrough due to getting laid several times

>>7275747
>implying

i like medium - average sized dicks. those monster cocks look painful and scary. nty I don't want that in my butt it was already painful enough getting used to my bf ;_;

>>7275758
>using that word makes you a boy
F-Fine, I'll try and cancel the order and get Moon.

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>>7275740
Don't say that.
It makes me scared.

REPRESSION WAS LESS SCARY

>>7275762
>having anal sex
Disgusting

>>7275658
What happened to kit?

>>7275764
>i like medium - average sized dicks.
Really? I would have figured you'd be a size queen.

After all you were a huge dick to kit.

>>7275650
>Tfw no sass pic
;-;

>>7275761
The sherrif decrees; YES
There's much more toxic Ppl from days of yore that'd make you run to Korra for support hugs.
Korra is alright
I like Korra.

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>>7275769

>not having anal sex

>>7275770
Korragate

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>>7275736
>>7275753
wait youre right, the blue one's final version is a lot cuter, but I am not sure I want a male pokemon that is fairy type and looks like a girl, I think thats too trannycore for me


>>7275759
L E W D E S T

>>7275758
sooon!
you ll catch up easily :3

>>7275761
yes.

>>7275761
Cogs are in motion my friend

>>7275658
it's also got the old elanna, isla and snickerdoodle pics in it

goddamnit, why can't people just delete the old versions whenever these things get updated

also, would it have killed the person who made this to alphabetise it

>>7275770
that's a private leaked picture that was capped from unsee

every other picture on there was freely posted by the trips themselves

not cool

>>7275760
stretching HURTS ow ow ow

>>7275762
i only have sex twice a week at the most. but atm I haven't had sex in a month and im d y i n g

>>7275771
well size only matters when it's painful af to take. that's when im like look dude ur dick Is TOO BIG.

Does anything calm down a crazy tranny more than getting fucked in the ass?

>>7275786

wait what lol
why

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>>7275787
Scratching the back of my neck
I just kind of relax and melt when someone does it
and then i feel a lot better

>>7275770
to be clear, the person who leaked it posted it to unsee and then on mtfg, she didn't even post the unsee link on mtfg or upload it to unsee herself, not that that would make it ok

>>7275786
>streching HURTS
try this
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sliquid-Silver-Luxury-Silicone-Lubricant/dp/B000C5M70O/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1479832939&sr=8-1&keywords=sliquid+silver

>>7275787
headpats and playing with their hair

it's like crack to them

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>>7275753
>use those two weeks to hype urself up enough to take ur pills. besides taking them won't do much at all for like the first 6 months i doubt you'll notice much

That's just a trick to put estrogen in my brain and then I won't wanna stop

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>>7275796
this is so accurate, its almost painful

>>7275787
Pizza

Are wigs okay for trannies or are they just a cd/hon thing.

>>7275787
Straight girls are so gross

>tfw no boyfriend to scratch the back of my neck, pat my head, play with my hair, fuck my ass, and feed me pizza

>>7275782
well u can just get a female one bb. im getting water one no matter what i love fairy typing and she's so c u t e!

>>7275787
kisses and cuddles also help

>>7275791
bf has been in and out of the hospital and he might have to have his gallbladder removed :( he's usually in too much pain to even see me, much less have sex

>>7275795
you know, a rl friend of mine recommended this to me too. what makes it so much better than water based lube?

>>7275798
that's the point isn't it it? girls need estrogen

>>7275757
>MOON
>MON
>HON

Sun=trutrans™ Moon=edgy AGP and have to play with litten

>>7275805
Transbians aren't even real trannies lmao

>>7275804
It's like fake tits , at worst with a wig or weave you look ridiculous, at best everyone who knows is going to think it's gross and judge you

>>7275808

oh :<
rip i'm sry that sucks.
i just haven't had sex in a month cause i've been trying not to be a slut lol

Tfw quit hrt cause you don't want to be a hon anymore

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>>7275782
;~; ;_; ;-; ;~; ;_; ;-; ;~; ;_; ;-; ;~; ;_; ;-; ;~; ;_; ;-; ;~; ;_; ;-; ;~; ;_; ;-; ;~; ;_; ;-; ;~; ;_; ;-; ;~; ;_; ;-; ;~; ;_; ;-; ;~; ;_; ;-; ;~; ;_; ;-; ;~; ;_; ;-; ;~; ;_; ;-; ;~; ;_; ;-;

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>>7275782
N-no
It's purest form of love

>>7275762
No, curiously enough being laid came after.
And is still happening.
>I'm a mostly vegetarian this week, for my butt's sake
I was okay with being an obvious tranny.
Like, I know I don't look male or female.
But, even so, 'straight' boys n girls are trying to sleep with me & flirting.
So, I've finally resolved to (ok, I'm a tranny, but a pretty tranny. Yes, I don't pass, but it doesn't matter b/c I still pull the same booty call leverage I did as a guy, but now with added 'straight' boys.)
Tl;dr: being a (whatever standard for) conventionally attractive androgynous tranny is ok. Like, I'm starting to own it.
Kinda odd.
Kinda odd pulling booty from both sides
Like
It's a good feel I guess.
>>7275768
You'll cry while coming to terms your first month.
>>7275772
Nobody thinks your pics are real.
Youre a heavy meme-r
>>7275786
>Been at it since 16 and HS boys
>18 is when I learned men are officially garbage
>18.5 is when I figured out keeping a strapon on hand was okay for the women I dated

>>7275808
because it is Literally the perfect viscosity.
its not thin enough to cause friction (the bad kind anyway)
its not so think that it stops you from being able to feel anything, and it almost never dried out, the only problem is it can be hard to clean up, but it is well worth it.

>>7275775
I agree,
not getting dicked is a life not lived.

>>7275810
But we have realistic sex like a lot of lesbians do, are you telling me exclusive anal is normal for most women

Oh I get it, yah I agree

Trans lesbians are transgender

Straight girls without surgery are trannies

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>>7275817
Alles wird wieder gut, anon

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>tfw fried chicken and fries and onion rings before noon

dis my life

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>>7275808
>that's the point isn't it it? girls need estrogen

That's what I'm afraid of

>>7275825
Is the way Faye acts a side effect of a lack of cock in her life by way of a false lifestyle?

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>>7275818
its degeneracy. but its okay. I still love you

>>7275817
gotta believe ;-;

>>7275479
I know you have trouble with that but I'll keep you on the right track

>>7275829
Estrogen only works on a few people

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>>7275821

well that's good then!! idk i mean accepting that i'm nb completely really helped me so i get it.
and being andro isn't bad regardless. like all that stuff is just superficial anyways, just be urself bb

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>>7275827
>tfw eat the same food almost everyday
I eat almost nothing but pasta

>>7275825
>Not trying anal isn't normal when you don't plan on srs.
Every lesbro has been penetrated, even if by toys from other girls.
I once dated a girl who exclusively slept with women, wouldn't touch my gt, but small toys were ok.
We're still long distance friends to this day

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>>7275831
Is it really degenerate if she's a boy?

>>7275827
I'm jealous, I usually don't even get to eat until around 2 or 3

>>7275821
>You'll cry while coming to terms your first month.

Maybe there's still a way out. Maybe my brain will reject the estrogen because REALLY I'm just a confused male.

Yeah let's go with that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNvib6mhSkw

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>>7275838
its only okay if its missionary

>>7275837
>bislut lectures you on lesbianism
>>7275830
Why do LGBT people think everyone is secretly like them, I'm not it's unnatural

>>7275841
Maybe you should just hand out with a trip for a few days irl & realize how much alike you really are

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>>7275833
I will be freed soon enough

>>7275836

why not change it up?

>>7275840

how come?

>>7275843
Transbians are just fetishists and everyone knows it.

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>>7275811
I don't llke your judgemental ideology.

I cut my hair off 2 weeks ago because of an emotional crisis and my wig makes me feel bettter about myself.

I know it's just your opinion, but you made me feel bad about myself.

>Tfw Faye makes u feel sad about yourself.

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>>7275842
My preferred position is doggy ;_;

>>7275846
I did a two year trial of hrt and it did nothing

>>7275812
im really worried about his health but at the same time I really want him to fuck me its a mixed feel ;~;

>>7275821
having a girl use a strap on seems idk like it would be uncomfortable. but i wouldn't know I've never felt one before so for all o know it could be amazing

>>7275822
I'll have to get some and try it since it's so highly recommended

>>7275829
afraid of being a girl?

>>7275847
I work from 9-3 with no breaks, and we aren't allowed food in the lab other than small snacks and water so I eat at best some chips :/

>>7275843
I don't touch boys, bb.
I thought I must've been gay while figuring myself out in my teens... And that men made me hate myself & super uncomfy.
(How could I want to be feminine and not like boys?)
I force faked it for a while
And
Being afraid of penetration =\= having a gold star.
YOU HAVE A GF.
Lol

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i've been helping alex apply for medicaid.
i think she's gonna get her coverage.
class is about to start.
better go

>>7275853
No, afraid I'll turn out to be a hon like most here

>>7275850
What is the appeal? I mean, I get it's fun but don't you find missionary to be way more intimate and fun?

>>7275851
I meant mentally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yorZRDujbd0

>>7275844
Alike with who?

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>tfw US estrogen shortage
>tfw can't get meds
>tfw can't get ending to return calls
>tfw planned parenthood agreed to take me tomorrow but I had to fast for new bloodwork
>tfw tummy hurts from a day and a half of no eating
>tfw you get super nauseous, strung out, and in pain if you skip two meals


I just want my estro back ;-;

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>>7275847
I don't know, I like pasta and I sometimes have pizza, it provides enough calories to keep me going since I eat about once a day and other foods don't do that.

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>>7275853
Yes, well the consequences that follows it

>>7275861
well the effect of hrt is largely reversible. if you work out your boobs will go back to being pecs, and once the t is flowing in ur system again esp with lifting weights you'll get masc really quick.

so you have an out if things don't pan out for u. I think it'll work out tho

>>7275861
>tfw hon

;~;

>>7275853
The real thing is better, but, the soft caress of a woman makes you realize there's so much more to sex than a dick.
>>7275849
S-sass
Stop trying to look like a dyke.
I need lipstick on my collar, not Chapstick
>>7275835
>Last month I heard (is that a boy or a girl) while boy mode out on errands.
It made me blush. Lol

>>7275864
Did nothing mentally either
2 year trial of hrt with ffs and still look like a man

>>7275787
yeah, that wouldn't calm me down at all whether or not i enjoyed it

cuddles and whispering nice lies about my worth as a human being are what calms me down the best

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>>7275862
It's the angles.
Ime missionary is really nice and intimate, but doggy hits the really deep spots and feels amazing.

>tfw brussel sprouts for dinner
down and downhill it goes

>>7275868
see
>>7275868

>>7275821
My pics ARE real ;_;

>>7275849
If it makes you feel better do it

But people like people to be more natural and open about who they are in general babe, which is why I never forced myself to look more feminine then I was ready to pull off

>>7275876
>yeah, that wouldn't calm me down at all whether or not i enjoyed it
anon said trannies, not fetishist transbians pretending to be trannies.

>>7275853

:<<<

>>7275857

dang that sucks. 6 hours with no food?!

>>7275867

why only once a day??

>>7275871

d'aw lol
is your voice trained and stuff? idr

>>7275869
Yes but hrt might not even impact them

>>7275877
I'd like to try the one where I have a vagina one day

>>7275869
What about my boobs
https://a.pomf.cat/ilwjoe.webm
Does the milk also go away?

>>7275877
I guess you're talking about vaginal? Missionary hits my happy place pretty easily with anal.

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>>7275850
wow that actually suprises me D:

>>7275887
Can you please stop saying your non-binary

>>7275897

but i am non-binary

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>>7275869
That was a different anon in the first post you replied to

>I think it'll work out tho
Your abundance of faith astounds me


>>7275872
If it did nothing mentally why didn't you stop?

>>7275818
oh so it's love now?

>>7275886
uh have you ever been fucked in the ass anon

i mean i might be worn out afterwards but it wouldn't exactly calm me down, i mean it's sex

>>7275887
I'm sad and I try to only eat after showers since dysphoria induced vomiting is common, I think I average around 800-1400 cals a day

>>7275898
No you're not
There is no such thing

>>7275887
Yep, at least it's the easiest job on earth so it's worth it even if I have to sit around being super hungry for the duration
(I sit in a computer lab and help people start the computers and such but no one ever comes so I just browse the internet or do homework the whole time)

>>7275902

:( evangeline that's not good.

>>7275903

how do you know there's no such thing?

>>7275904

do you eat a big breakfast? das what i would do desu.

>>7275900
But I did stop as it did nothing mentally or physically to me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rnQbgShb6r8

>>7275901
>uh have you ever been fucked in the ass anon
lmao, don't try to project your transbian degeneracy. getting fucked is the best way to let out pent up frustrations.

>>7275907
No I don't wake up early enough to have time to make food :/

>>7275888
>mfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY4V3UUY95A

>>7275887
Yeah
I pass to the blind guy at work... And had been passing to him for months.
I had to explain how I was a tranny & I grew my lady lumps.
He just followed up with, "well, nice tits"

The 'is that a boy/girl' was when I was just walking by, not saying anything in boy mode.
>>7275882
I know they are, but you're such a high quality shitposter, most of mtfg might not know it was actually you.

>>7275903
I'm non binary

>>7275910
i mean, i get you, but i wouldn't call it calming, cathartic doesn't necessarily mean calming

>>7275909
Link was for >>7275907

>>7275915
lmao, yet another transtrender

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>>7275889
Yeah, that's the best position

>>7275894
Yeah I actually found anal worked better missionary, or cowgirl. Vaginal I prefer doggy

>>7275896
Really? I'm kind of freaky in the sack sometimes and into degradation and pain and stuff

>>7275901
N-no it's a figure of speech

>>7275920
I'm non binary

>>7275911

you gotsta!!!!!!!!!!!!! being hungry is not the way.

>>7275914

>well nice tits
SCREAM
well still, das good. seeeee you passs better than you thoughttt.

>>7275909
>>7275919

blaire is wrong about a number of things lol
her and i talked extensively about xirs and we're both aware of what is a trend and what isn't.
non-binary identities as a construct are not inherently inaccurate, but them existing without dysphoria is always a farce.

>>7275918
It's okay, you'd understand if you were actually trans and not a transbian fetishist

>>7275850
doggo style? I always found that to be really weird D:

>>7275920
Trends don't last 3 years hunny

>>7275907
I'm in poor health senpai, I don't need many calories since muscle atrophy I guess, my weight is mostly stable even though my mom is always asking when I last weighed myself

>>7275922
But /mtfg/ knew that already.

>>7275927
don't lose hope, perhaps one day you'll experience it too

>>7275929
A year ago you were a boy with tits tho

wow, why is quid on attack mode today?

>>7275888
maybe maybe not only way to know is to try

>>7275892
prolly esp with chest focused routines

>>7275900
mb. I believe in u

>mfw some gay predator once offered me $50 for a dick pic
>mfw I didn't do it

That's a solid 2 nights out wasted because I was a nerd

>>7275922
oh ok fair enough

so it's just really fucking lewd then i guess

>>7275907
I was getting it on with s girls and I thought I was a lesb.

But I'been wanting to get cock for a couple of days.

>>7275926
But then I have to choose between food and sleep and I like sleep more desu

>>7275934
Today im a boy with tits and a better haircut

>>7275929
they might if you're a mentally ill degenerate with an agp fetish

>>7275935
her and elanna are friends they're just bantering I think?? what do you mean

>>7275947
an anon made a joke about dick calming down crazy trannies and quid went ballistic trying to shame them for being a virgin lmao, just look

tfw sleepy but need to fix my sleep schedule
wat do

>tfw you unintentionally hurt someone

:(

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i am agp and also a trender

>>7275945
I don't really have fetishes

But I have a sadistic want to bite and grab and throw girls around any time i get the impulse, it's very hard to control, please respect my disability

I'm so lazy

>>7275934
I'm a girl with a fig

>>7275951
>the mansplaining

>>7275951
lmao what the fuck am i reading

>>7275949
drink coffee anon that might keep u awake long enough to fix it

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>>7275942
>Tfw my boy lockes are still growing, can't cut them yet
>>7275950
Welcome to womanhood

>>7275948
i don't get it

she gave her opinion then somebody insulted her and she returned fire, that's all

quid is a nice girl

>>7275930

you should take better care of yourself :(

>>7275934

i wouldn't try talkin to her about that stuff lol

>>7275940

>girls
not even once

>>7275941

sleep earlier then!

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hiya i was watching princess mononoke

its one of my favs

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>>7275954
me too senpai, being sad causes it

>>7275961
trip on quid

>>7275962
>not even once
>okay maybe once

>>7275964
should i watch it too

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>>7275939
There is literally nothing lewd about the girl cum of a close friend in your French toast.

>>7275962
I'm barely getting though each day right now

>>7275964
we found out who catfished you~

>>7275951
>tfw formally agp
>tfw wearing girl clothes and being a girl is mundane now

:(

>>7275974
WHAT

>>7275964
I love it too

>>7275971

ur not a girl remember!!!

>>7275976

:( I'M SORRY

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>>7275962
I'm literally saving for a laptop/tablet thing with a stylus so I can make a Faye webseries.
It'll be a mix of fayeposting/real posting but she'll be dead serious about all of it.
Tfg for archives

For a professional shitposter, I'm not getting much (you)s today

I wonder if my message isn't resonating with millenials and Gen Y

>>7275948
doesn't really work when you're literally talking about posts right above you lmao

>>7275961
just trying to get replies out of me, that's all

>>7275969
ah yes, I forgot I was the only one here with reading comprehension

>>7275974
I guess you make a good point, I'm sorry I made fun of you

>>7275962
I really should desu but I get really bad insomnia (or at least used to) so I've gotten used to just staying up til I basically pass out, which is really unhealthy

>>7275985
Something is resonating in me bb ;D

>>7275987
>ah yes, I forgot I was the only one here with reading comprehension
lmao, get over yourself. you really think you're better than everyone else in this general?

look in the mirror, big guy.

>>7275985
probably because nobody knows who you are ;)

>>7275983
you didn't do anything bad, I just have bad luck when it comes to health and most things really I guess

>>7275994
lmao

>>7275984
Hey, that's my post.

>>7275993
nah, that was sarcasm. see, obviously there are in fact other people capable of reading the posts besides you and me, which kind of ruins your troll effort. guess it went over your head though.

>>7275997
It was the best post last night.
Thank you for the quality, anon.

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Doing my first bloodtest in a couple of days.

I usually take my E at 9am/9pm, and the test is at 10am.
Should i take my E at the usual time, or wait until after the test to get the best/most accurate result?

>>7275984

what is this ss of lol

>>7275985

prob not desu

>>7275988

i worry bout some of u girls

>>7275995

yeah but still it sucks!!

>>7275985
Here I'll give you one, just because it makes me giggle every time this hon posts something retarded and nobody replies.

You get more attention by being likeable.

>>7276001
What's up with you tonight, quid? Another one of your "22 year old tranny gfs" turn out to be an underage kid again?

>>7275988
oh lord, do i know that feeling

the most stable my sleep schedule ever was for most of my life was this period when i would get 12 hours of sleep and then 36 hours awake

>>7276003
what type of E is it?

>>7275977
o.o

>>7275982
It's like so good basic

>>7275973
Deff

>>7276009
Estrofem.

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>>7276004
O, Kayla's cherry popping chaser posted here last night, I egged him into posting a pic and then tore into him about being a repressing shrimpdicked manlet tranny.
This is him
Lmao

>>7276010
It was Korra

>>7276007
why are you bullying quid

>>7276011
I would take it a bit earlier then, like 8 or so

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>>7276012

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>7276004
nothing I can really do, I'm trapped in place waiting for help that may not come fast enough

>>7276010
It was anon actually trying to frame korra since it's his long running grudge

Ignore >>7276013

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>Aloe products from all frontline retail distributors found to contain no actual aloe

>>7276012
he looks like a mouth breathing retard

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>>7275983
Way to misgender me

>>7276004
Sorry

>>7276008
Right now my sleep schedule is I fall asleep around 3 and wake up at 8, so it's about 5 hours most nights but it's pretty stable right now, but I really should be aiming to be asleep by midnight

>>7276010
Mb I'll watch it tonight it's been a long time?
Good idea kittu

>>7276014
cause it's unthinkable to them that somebody could have different responses to getting fucked in the ass than they do, kek

>>7276020
w h o a that's kinda crazy actually. hope it's just store-brand stuff

>>7276020
?

>>7276015
Ok, thanks!

>>7275964
can you tell us how you showed your catfish your picture?

was it an unsee link or did you give it to them directly?

>>7275983
No
If you were non-binary, then you wouldn't be trying so hard to look female

>>7276019
hi Korra

>>7275991
I need to find my passion by eating peyote in the desert. Take me.

>>7275994
>o one knows who Sass is
OMG! I literally can't even with you !

I mean I basically -b u i l t- this site from the ground up with Moot!

I give you guys daily fresh OC, funny cringe greentext, I dazzle you with dank memes and I always know when to use stale copypasta and somehow this is not enough for you.

The worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!

Please vote in THE strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676

>>7276010
K I T <3

I love princess mononoke :3

>>7276004
Do you have any tips on making my message more popular? Should I post like pervy pics? Have I been flirting too much?

>>7276019
>desperate damage control

>>7276026
>>7276029
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-11-22/no-evidence-of-aloe-vera-found-in-the-aloe-vera-at-wal-mart-cvs

>>7276017
>>7271447
Pls ctrl-f my name and read all the other accompanying anon & Kayla posts once she comes into the thread.
You missed a goldmine.
I haven't dug through the archives yet, but today imma find the post where she was talking about how he has a shrimpdick after her first meetup with him like 5 days ago

>>7276017
You're the last one to laugh.
A lot of your bfs look like inbreds

>>7276010
how did you show the picture to the catfish on discord? unsee or direct file?

we need this answered kit

>>7276042
desu its funny but also kinda mean

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>>7276032
leave her alone retard her being nb does not affect you

>>7276026
>cause it's unthinkable to them that somebody could have different responses to getting fucked in the ass than they do, kek
we get it, you're an ugly transbian who only likes little kids

>>7276051
Trip on edie

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>>7276040
tf? you are too paranoid. I'm playing league atm

>>7276012
wow he is ugly
how short is this manlet?

>>7276055
kys

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>>7276018

what do you mean??

>>7276023

sorry i forgot your pronouns are piz and za

>>7276024

nothing to be sry about i just worry

>>7276032

i'm not trying to look female lol. pic related.

>>7276038

you gotta appeal to the youngsters. use cool hip new slang.

>>7276042

omg lol

>>7276025
!! enjoy it cutie

>>7276013
Someone told me this but I find it rly hard to believe so idk

>>7276019
Uhh idk

>>7276031
I just sent it not on unsee

>>7276058
>posts on 4chan
>hey i'm doing something else here's a pic
>so there is no way that was me, on 4chan

you are fucking dumb

>>7276058
wow that really proves it lmao, no way you could alt+tab to damage control while playing league

after all you didn't have time to take a picture, and upload it with a post claiming to not be that anon.

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>>7276058
>top lane main

sorry but that's just gross desu

>>7276062
>look at how female I look
Totally non-binary honny

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>>7275982
You heard right

>>7275987
It's like you don't know the meaning of platonic

>>7276062
is that your tongue or your lip

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>>7276022
These were his face saving posts after new thread I didn't see until hours later
>>7276038
>Eating 'something' in the desert
>>7276050
A chaser who sees trannies as sex utensils took my friends virginity and she's only calling him her bf b/c he's temporarily using her as a fucktoy.
Idgaf.
>>7276059
According to Kayla, shorter than her, smaller dick than her.
Lemme find the archive.

>>7276070

i don't look like a female, i look like me who is non-binary lol

>>7276073

a lil of both

>>7276072
Do u have to modify the recipe for cis girl cum?

>>7276070
whingie please kys

>>7276058
>how do i prove that i can't post on 4chan while playing league
>i know, i'll post a picture of me playing league on 4chan

>>7276068
I main mid but I got top lane this game

>>7276075
oh he's an actual chaser?

i wasn't aware, i thought it was just some guy

that makes sense then

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>>7276064
>I just sent it not on unsee

ok the catfish is not korra then

but korra still posted your picture in the post to the left.

that's her IP and she's admitted to doing it.

>>7276012
>chasers

>>7276062
I need to do various things to treat my body dysmorphia and it's going very slow or not at all, I have little control over it. I'm also literally trapped at home, unable to go anywhere but appointments for many months now

>>7276086
No proof of IP except your word

How conveniant

>>7276086
Korra could've uploaded it to unsee then screenshotted that
Slippery

>>7276075
>smaller dick than her
L O L
he should just transition already

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why do some ppl have such a problem with me being NB idgi ;_;

>>7276086
>t. anon
>it was actually t. korra
how can we ever trust anons again

>>7276012
Dang if that's the standard, we could have cleaned up as chasers pre hrt

>>7276015
why does it matter?

>>7276097
Trip on korra

>>7276096
idk probably Tumblr made the word so dirty by association. it doesn't really matter to me how u identify its ur own thing u know?

>>7276038
I love that mem!
Sass is best tranny =D

>>7276093
>how conveniant

the ip watermark captured on the picture traces back to korra

>>7274866
>>7274894
>>7274899
>>7274909
>>7274917