/mascgen/ - No Anons With BF Edition

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>>7233907
Why do you doubt that anon?
I'm sure you're a pretty nice guy that could get a beefy bromo.


Texas method seems much better then the bro split I was doing before. Still gotta up my ATG squats to get rid of the hankhill butt.

>>7235856
Is that your butt anon? It looks good

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>>7235738
>those pits
Surely a God must exist for there to be such beauty in the world

How much of mascgen is spiritual/religious? I'm apatheist here

>>7236021
Thanks, it still can be better though.
I've gotten up to 3.5 plate (4×8) hip thrusts. Gotta get up to 4 plates.

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>>7235856
your calfs are so qt

Anyway, you're not allowed to post here. Didn't you read the thread title??

>>7236033
I'm an atheist. Generally I also avoid talking about it, breaching that subject often ends badly or results in plain waste of time for all involved.

>>7236058
So if I propose to my bf and marry him I can stay?
Got it.

>>7235738
lol russia

>>7235856
Got an ugly face, generally bad with people, quiet, shy, withdrawn, generally have a difficult time emoting like Kristen Stewart. Toss in some self-loathing and you have me.

>>7236092
lots of people like Kristen Stewart.

>>7236074
only if you invite me to the wedding. I can be the ring bearer. I have a very nice ring ;)

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>>7236126
Also Kristen Stewart is family!

My group of gay friends like to refer to LGBT people in public as family. It's a nice discreet way to talk about gay stuff without making it obvious, like speculating if someone is gay by saying, "Is he family?" but beyond that I think it's really cute and unifying with the LGBT community. I know not all of y'all have that much of a relationship with the LGBT community but I think it's important to socialize with people who aren't part of the hetero world at least sometimes. I mean, it's why we have this board and general

> be an exceptionally young researcher in a complicated subject
> get in a team with two extremely qualified researchers to present a lecture in the world's biggest event on the subject
> suddenly they can't attend anymore and now I have to do this by myself

Thank God I'm taking some hardcore antidepressants, otherwise I'd be going crazy right now.

>>7236278
That sucks. Are you the Brazilian internet law anon?

>>7236278
take beta blockers
all the good presenters do it anyways desu neko chan
especially if there's a Q&A session after, that spikes adrenaline retardedly

>>7236316
Yep, that's me.
Fortunately I'm used to presenting lectures which require me to be greatly more qualified than I actually am.
Last month I had to teach a class about Pokemon Go's terms of use and geolocation features with only half an hour of notice. That was pretty intense.

>>7236278
It's a conspiracy for you to make a fool of yourself and discredit all your further efforts. The only path forward is to poison their meals and laugh as they beg for help.

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>>7236338
>Hey anon we need you to give a talk about Pokemon Go
>Oh hahah
>
>Wait you're serious

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>>7236360
> tfw too unimportant and insignificant to have an organized conspiracy trying to destroy your career
> tfw your existence has no impact on the world whatsoever
> tfw existence is indifferent towards humanity

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>>7236383
It was more like
> General Assembly
> Researcher 1: We need to send our lectures proposals for this year's [Event]! What subjects do you suggest, anon?
> Me: Let's give one about PokeGo. It'll be ok I guess. Let's also do that thingy about revenge porn and e-commerce and whatever.
> Researcher 2: Do you wanna participate in any one of them?
> Me: Nah. Put the rookies instead, group them with more experienced researchers, so they learn how to teach classes and shit.

> Months later

> Researcher 1: A-Anon, the PokeGo team is having a few problems, half of them can't attend today because of [Unexpected and Legit Issue]. C-can you help us, anon? The lecture is in half an hour.
> mfw

>>7236172
I've only got a few gay friends, but they're all dotted within my normal hetero friend group. We don't really talk about LGBT stuff other than talking about bfs and stuff like you would talk about gfs with straight friends.

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> Minutes before lecture
> We were assigned an insanely hot room in the art dept. No A/C, it was also around 10 AM in a particularly warm day.
> I had brought a tank top in my backpack because I planned on going to the beach.
> I wanted to go to the beach but instead I had to talk about PokeGo for two hours
> I don't even like that game
> I didn't even want to wake up today
> Say fuck it and change to tank top
> I unironically had a 1L box of milk with me and started drinking it for my bulking calories
> Students were coming in and I was playing with the Art Dept.'s clay projects while drinking milk
> Student: "Is this the PokeGo room?"
> "Yes"
> "A-Are you the professor?"
> "I guess."
> Go back to chugging lactose-free milk.

> There aren't many students today, so I decide to walk around the building and invite people to watch it
> There's a bunch of Humanities students camping there (part of some protest)
> Approach them
> "Hey we're going to talk about PokeGo and geolocation apps in Room X. We're also gonna talk about Tinder. It's gonna be fun and shit."
> A fat guy with dyed blue hair looks to me and with a fedora (not even joking) looks up to me and says
> "Oh, I'll go if you give me a Like!"
> "Sure whatever."
> Go back to class

> Give entire lecture wearing hiking boots, hiking shorts and tank top.
> Still drinking milk.
> Once I run out of milk I fill the box with water so I still look like a disgusting pic chugging down milk.
> Midway through realize that I never allowed any of my researchers any similar liberties.
> Realize my own hypocrisy.
> Still drinking water disguised as milk.

And that's how we amended our rules to allow researchers to wear whatever the fuck they want during their lectures.
As you can probably guess, my researchers like me a lot.

>>7236338
That's how most of my best projects/presentations have been. Mastering the power of bullshit is way more important than careful preparation.

>>7236438
I've got a gay group I've gotten really close with. It's nice because they're very active socially and always find events and shit to go to in our city, which is cool because it's a big city. It's a family away from home, and if there's nothing especially big happening that weekend, we're all within walking distance of the gay bars

>>7236172
I don't associate with other LGBT people other than a lesbian we hang out with occasionally but I think that's for the best. I don't want mannerisms and injokes to rub off on me. As far as socializing with other gay people this board is enough for me.
Being single sucks though.

>>7236617
That's nice I need that. My friends are more into staying in with some beers and watching a movie or playing Xbox. It can get very repetitive. But then again, we went out drinking last night and today I've felt like total garbage all day. Even had to sack off a date haha. Staying in with the telly is a welcome treat tonight.

Unreasonably horny today. I've come three times and still haven't gotten out of bed

>tfw you stop fapping because you think you found a qt who wants to hook up
>stops txting back
Hahaha end my life

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>>7235856

Venny pls.... be much gym buddeh. ;3c

>>7237171
>Too sick to fuck
> 5 different cuties want the dick
>Start feeling better
>0 cuties want the dick

>>7237432
Fucking bug chasers

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>>7237432
I swear when it rains it pours for me. I have a dude that looks promising, suddenly 7 other equally hot dudes cone out of nowhere suddenly interested. After I fuck it all up then I go a month without any action whatsoever.

>>7237227
What do you think of my butt mascgen

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>>7237471
Lol'd
>>7237499
Nope. It's all just camera angles.

>>7237492
https://youtu.be/BGUaLTLiFLc

>>7237499
I lift but I'm still DYEL. I'm close to 1/2/3/4 though

>>7237532
>pressing the shutter button with your boner
good lad

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>>7237499
I've been lifting for a few months now. I'm not trying to look like Venny (even if he is a qt). I'm just trying to get a nice butt that boys like Venny wanna get on.

>>7235738
who is this god? I need sauce now

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>>7237499
Yes. I still have some chubby everywhere though, but I'm getting bigger muscle wise. My calves and traps I've noticed a big difference.

>>7238631
ngl tbqhfamalamb that maybe true, but you jel.

>>7235856
venny when are you two gonna get married?

I had to give a presentation on a semi-bullshit cubesat mission today.
It went better than expected. I didn't freak out like I normally do.

>>7237485
I had a really cute guy interested in me.
Then he just dropped off thr face of the earth.
Guess I disappointed him.

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>>7237499
I lift but Im still small

>>7238974
Obvious sock bulge is obvious

>>7235856
>Having a bf and posting on a thread for the bf'less
Chad get out of my thread

>>7239233
Why would I lie on the internet?

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>>7238999
>woof

>>7239378
ignoring others feelings is super masculine

>>7235738
> no bfs allowed
I have a thicc boyfriend

Stay salty /mascgen/

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>>7239499
How thicc are we talking about?

>>7239499
>thicc boyfriend
desu and yet you're stuck posting here like a nerd
how embarrassing

>>7239651
no lol
but thats ok masc is the past

>>7239676
call me that on the ice or in water and watch what happens

>>7239651
you're cute in the way that it looks like you used to be a fat kid who got bullied into lifting. I bet you have self esteem issues. I'd quite like to tell you that I think you're cute and sweet and not fat.

>>7239702
it's impossible for me to trip on ice because I tend to prefer speed skates which have like giant blades

either way, i'll just uh drag you around on the ice I guess I didn't think this through

>>7239786
are you a trip?

>>7239651
No clue, don't know what you're like irl.

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Don't hit on me you silly boys :3

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>tfw

>>7239886
because you've posted two photos in the thread now and you've not got many replies on either considering you're pretty cute. I assumed that the regulars here recognised you as a trip/avatarfag and were ignoring you. You are cute though.

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Oh fuck I fell for it

>>7238974
Cute. Height?

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How's your relationship with your dad, Anon?

>>7240120
... This post smashed me. Jesus. I never feel sad about my nonexistant relationship with my father, but this hit too hard too quickly.
Maybe I should call him before he dies, he's quite old. Fuck, I
my life reeks of Sundance material, it's pathetic.

>he's "intellectual"
>surprise surprise, he's also extremely temperamental
desu it would be nice to just meet a nice guy, semi-active, who has a brain y'know?

>>7240120
Very good.
I can tell he's disappointed I turned out gay but he loves me a lot anyway, we've been there for each other too much for that shit to matter

>>7240120
I know he loves me, I guess he knows I love him, but we hardly ever speak and when we do it it's awkward af.

But at least I know he'll be there for me if shit goes down

>>7240120
My dad's selfish but he's rich. I don't feel close, but I try and get in a mindset as if I'm a professional assistant to him (e.g., constantly do his tasks for him, never criticize his views, don't talk my about personal life). He likes me and I'm sure he'll keep supporting me financially, but a big part of me just wishes I could pay all the cash back to him and cut him out of my life.

I don't feel sad, just always a bit irritated. Of course, like any good assistant, I never show it.

>>7240646
That's fucking rough.
Glad my family is poor. We get along great.

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>>7240120
My father has been in clinical depression for over a decade. The person I used to know as a kid is definitely not the same person I know today, and I sometimes question how much of him nowadays is actually the depression speaking.
He's also divorcing my mother. I spend a few days with him, then with her, so I can be sure they're both doing ok-ish. For the last few months, ever since they separated, I slowly became more and more of a carer for them. They've been thinking about making some very bad decisions, both financially and personally, and if I didn't take some time to talk it out with them they would have done some very stupid things.
Despite spending half of each week with him, I can't say I have too many deep conversations with my father. He's not someone that's easy to be around with, and in fact I won't be living with him at all in a month or two because I have to prioritize my own well-being.
I've grown quite callous with him and my mother. It's necessary. I know for a fact that he's not very diligent with his anti-depressants intake, so his mood fluctuates. And when he's full of impossible ideas someone has to be real with him. If I'm not, no one will. My brother, who lives far away, is spineless and shies away from any conflict, and my mother is also complicated and dealing with a ton of her issues which also take some of my time. My uncles, my father's brothers, want to scam him for his money.
I don't feel like a son anymore. I'm more of a caretaker, or a roommate at best.
I told that to my psychiatrist. He just said "You know that's gonna fuck you up eventually, don't you?" And yes, of course I know, which is why I'm moving out soon, because what they're asking of me is not something I can offer while still maintaining my mental health.

The good side: I'm out of the closet to everyone, they're ok with it, and in two years I'll graduate and move out to a bigger city.

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>>7240120
I talked to him on the phone yesterday and he told me that I need to learn how to cook the stuffing for thanksgiving because the men in my family should all know how to make it. I talk with eiter of my parents every day while I'm driving home from work so my relationship with both of them is pretty solid. Two weeks ago they came to town and I actually took them to a gay bar for a little bit. It was mercifully tame that night but they had fun

I'm on the Nightrider bus home.
That daddy bear I've talked to on scruff was at the bar but I hesitated and then he left. Damn.
/blog

>>7243184
Pics of said daddy? We'll let you know how severely your fucked up

>>7243110
Good for you macroanon.
>>7242527
Nuked from orbit. Only way to be sure.
>>7243184
Damn. That's rough.
Just gotta keep working on it. Anxiety happens to everyone.

>>7242527
Who cares

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Out of the gym all this week because of an injury.
Not lifting is the hardest part of lifting.

>>7244927
My gym closes for the last week of the year.
Drives me fucking nuts.
I bought dumbbells this year to keep myself occupied

>>7244927
>>7245019
see >>7243923

>>7245019
That sucks. I've still got weights at home from when I used to home-gym.

I'd probably find somewhere that did day passes and lift there for the week.

>>7245019
>dumbbells
Fuck. I meant to grab a bunch cheap during garage sale season.

>>7235856
>venny will never post nude pics

;_;

Do masc guys like other masc guys or twinks?

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>>7245501
most masc guys like other masc guys

>>7245501
>>7245558
can a twink have a thicc hairy bf?

>>7245501
>>7245561
I'd say that 25% of masc dudes will be attracted to twinks. But 90% of thinks are into masc dudes. So competition is fierce amongst the twinks and you really have to be one of the best twinks around if you wanna catch yourself a masc husbando. Plus, because they're so in demand it's difficult to find any single masc dudes.
This is all why I've started growing a beard and going to the gym. Gonna widen the dating pool and start creeping on that tasty 75%.

>>7245664
What if you're like a real thick hairy twink?

>i look at myself and see like a bear cub type guy, some others say that too, but like half the time people call me a twink.

>>7245664
I want a thicc masc bf (not a daddy, like... 20something) who will cuddle and do fun things with me, and have that wonderful feeling of my small hairless body against his big hairy body

>>7245501
I like both.
And also girls.

Pretty much anything with a hole.

No trannies though.

>>7245684
>thick hairy twink?
So not a twink.
>but like half the time people call me a twink.
Maybe they don't know what twink is.
Post pics.

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>>7245684
>thick, hairy twink

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>>7245762
>post pics
Ok
I'm pretty sure it's cause my face is twinkish and look more twinkish with clothes on?

>>7244927
Yeah I find once you get the momentum going there's something satisfying about lifting. But if you fall out of the habit or do it inconsistently it's easy for it to become unpleasant.

>>7245816
>twink
lel

Cub sure, but twink? heh.

>>7245853
Right, which is why i said i see myself as like a cub type. But like most of the time people say im a twink.

>>7245816
you're probably gonna have to either lose some weight or start lifting to attract any hotties. Change your hairstyle too. The undercut is the gayest and most femme haircut out there.

>>7245816
Def not twinkish.
Did you put on the weight recently? Maybe they remember you being skinny.

>>7245889
I like it. Most 'masc' hairstyles are too short to grab a good handful during sex.

>>7245917
>Did you put on the weight recently?
Idk ive always kinda been a bit big never been too happy with it. But at the start of university i had the opposite of a freshman 15 because i got really depressed and didn't eat much. So i was kinda thin at that time. Definitely bigger now. Face looks like (pic related) pewdiepie btw.

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>>7245967
Forgot pic...

A slightly chubbier version at least, but very similar.

>>7245501
>Do masc guys like other masc guys or twinks?
masc guys

>>7245986
If you drop the weight and put on some muscle, you'll be swimming in masc dudes.

>when somone at work emails you at 9pm to let you know you're going to be giving a presentation the next day
Fuck these people.

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>tfw all you want is a bf so you dont have to go to bed alone

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>>7247241
Come on, friend. That can't be all you want, nor even what you want the most. One must stand on his own toes if he wishes to be complete and happy.

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>>7247241
I really want this.

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>>7243230
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>>7243272
I'm 26 so feel like I should be getting better at this, but oh well.

Might get another chance.

>>7247119
Just pretend your didn't get the email.

>>7247316
We need to bring back the tradition or marblizing fit as fuck men and placing them around town. Where's the change.org petition for that??

>>7247481
Can't imagine being intimidated by that. Lol

But it takes all types.

>>7247765
He's not a god among men no (I usually go for qt cub types) but he was bigger and taller IRL than I thought he'd be. Also hr was wearing a suit - I guess I was intimidated initially. In any case I still suck at life

>>7247481
He's fat and bald. Definitely not the crème de la crème. You shouldn't beat yourself up too much. But it is a little bit embarrassing that you're pussying out of a drinks date.

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>>7247316
requesting more pics like this plsss

>>7247481
If he is in Melbourne and you don't want him I call dibs

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It's Friday, what are you loser nerds doing this weekend

>>7249336
Hiking and drugs

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>>7249336
riding and plowing my masc "gymbro"

>>7247975
Next time m8. Next time.

>>7249336
All sorts of shit. Gym, game day, bday party, helping a guy move, hookups. Lol

Got a date with a qt gogo dancer tonight.

>>7249490
Nice.

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>>7245558
FUCK
tfw always feel like i dont really fit into these kind of categories gay people like to use so much, im just kinda an normal looking scrawny dude and i look a bit younger than i am but feel like i would still be too masculine to be called a twink but im also still less masculine than the average guy. man i dont fucking know
i really like masc guys though kinda sucks they do usually seem to be attracted to people similar to them

>>7249806
Post pics and we'll help you figure it out.

>>7249814
im sorry but ive never posted my face on 4chan if that's what you meant, and dont plan on doing so. maybe i will just ask someone online who knows what i look like if they think i look masculine or not kek. thanks though

>>7249828
I think they want you to post your body.

>>7249336
smoking weed, watching football and not having a bf

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>>7249874
well i can do that i guess, the lighting is kinda fucked cause my light bulb is orange but yeah
i wish i could spoiler this shit since im so skinny kek but oh well

>>7249912
>too masculine to be called a twink
yeah nah

>>7249912
Literal twink mode

>>7249925
hm okay do you think the body is more important than the face when calling people a twink i have some masculine features like sunken in cheeks and thick eyebrows but overall i really dont look very masculine besides some traits

desu i dont even really give a shit about these dumb labels i just really want a cute stronk bf so i kinda worry about these things and what kinda things guys like that would be attracted to, even though i know its literally all different from person to person i cant stop being an autist about it, oh well!! maybe ill start going to the gym or something so i actually have a place to meet guys like that

>>7249962
Sounds like you need to post face

>>7249962
I think it's mostly body type, unless you've got a big bushy beard.

I'm sure there's a big strong guy out there for you. Just keep squatting till you find him.

>>7249878
Just need to look for guys who like to smoke and watch football.

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>>7249962
> do you think the body is more important than the face when calling people a twink
Yes. Essentially, twink is a body type. It's mainly associated with a young, low bodyfat% and low weight body, and frequently described as hairless.
Behaviorally, you can even be a masculine twink. You don't have to be muscular to have a masculine behavior, don't you?

>>7249806
> normal looking scrawny dude
> look a bit younger than i am
> less masculine than the average guy
You're, by your own description, a feminine-ish twink. You might not be extremely feminine, but you just described yourself as more feminine than the average guy and there's no running away from that. Your face alone will hardly change this.
You're probably allowing your preference towards masculine guys to cloud your own self-perception, or you're wishfully thinking of yourself as you'd want others to see you.
If you want to be feminine because that's truer to yourself, then be feminine, and if you'd rather be more masculine because that's just who you're, great. But don't try to live in this limbo you're putting yourself in — thinking you're something you aren't isn't exactly healthy, and it might be symptom of some self-hate coming from within yourself.

>>7249764
>Gogo dancer cancelled.
Fug.
Time to text the back up qts.

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do you like thicc guys?

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>>7250526
yeh

Not obese though. There's gotta be some power behind that mass

>>7250526
To fat. I'd he stopped about 60-80 he'd be great husbando mode.

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>hand is getting better
>could do arm, back and shoulder exercises again at the gym today
>weaker lifts and still unable to do shit like bench press yet but I'm happy to get those endorphines again
>coming out of a fever too so I hope part of my lost gains are temporary due to that
I'm happy mascgen

>>7250739
Is that you, anon

>>7250739
May you forever lift heavy shit over your head, anon.

>>7250261
well i mean i kinda hate myself but i dont really care about how feminine or masculine i am, i do feel like i cloud my own self-perception though cause i want to be liked by people both regularly and romantically, i am pretty content with how i am regarding those things but id like to gain a little bit of weight and muscle to not be a stick insect anymore. but yes thank you very much for the advice anon

>>7250792
Boy I wish
Just posting bara dudes to make up for the blog post

>tfw masc bf
>tfw he says "I like that you're not very feminine"
Am I allowed here now?

>>7251150
>no bfs edition
>am I allowed here now?

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>>7251032
>but id like to gain a little bit of weight and muscle to not be a stick insect anymore.
Came to the right place. Let us know if you need any advice.

>>7251032
Indeed, you're at the right place. We already know how you look like, so post some pictures of what you want to look, what specific aspects you'd like to improve in your physique. We'll be able to point to an adequate routine and informations.

>>7251167
>reading the op
why would I do that

>>7251226
>>7251233
what the fuck why are the people in this general so nice ive only really been to gaygen before and it made me hate this board with a passion. but uh yeah i'd just like to gain like 20 pounds or so and start exercising or doing cardio or whatever, i was wondering though if i started excercising even though im underweight would that still be okay if i'd eat enough or would i be stuck on the same weight for longer. also i dont wanna gain too much muscle or anything i dont really have a picture of my ideal body but i guess /fit/ would call it dyel ottermode basically. right now im really more focused on weight gain though since im tired of being a fucking skeleton

>>7251319
>why are the people in this general so nice
Cause we've all been there. Also with the exception of a couple dedicated shit posters mascgen is full of chill dudes.

Be back with more useful advice in a sec.

>>7245561

Iktf, but I want a thicc, hairy bf who's a total bottom. And that never happens - at least not in conjunction with wanting a skelly bf.

>>7247481
>>7248934
>>7248938
>>7248981
>>7250526
>>7250577
>>7250739

The things I'd do to those holes...

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>>7251319
> i was wondering though if i started excercising even though im underweight would that still be okay
Yes, it's ok. As you mentioned, you only have to exercise and eat enough (we'll get there in a moment).

> i guess /fit/ would call it dyel ottermode
Ok, I guess I have an idea of what you want. Still I'll post some grids with different body types, so just pick whichever one you like.

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>>7251319
Here's another grid. I couldn't find the one without the colored circles, so that'll have to do. Again, pick whichever one you like.

Also, tell us: is there any particular part in your body that you'd like to put more work in? Would you like to have a great ass, or a particularly nice chest?

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what's your weight lifting stats?

>>7251921
170lb
ohp: 135
bp: 215
sq: 275
dl: 315 (no bully)

>considered becoming a janitor
>remember that you don't give that much of a fuck

>>7252074
i'll bully your prostate

>>7251921
200
1pl8 ohp x5
2pl8 bench x5
I couldn't say on the others, my neck has been to messed up to do them in a while.

>>7252378
i would have done it for before Hiroshinagasaki took over. Anything to get closer to moot's bp.

>>7252378
I felt compelled to apply to janitor, but then I realized I would have to visit this board everyday on specific times... I would quickly grow tired from the tranny drama

>>7251921
ATG Squat: 315 for reps
Bench: 260 for reps
Deadlift:435 for reps
OHP: 150 for reps

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Crushing hard on this fine Venezuelan politician.

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>>7256018
I-Is he a filthy pinko?

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>>7256065
He's anti-Chavez, but that would be most people in Venezuela. He was interviewed for this piece that I found quite good. He also looks stunning in a suit. We need more bara politicians.

http://www.newyorker. com/magazine/2016/11/14/venezuela-a-failing-state

And yes, I thought of the adorable Brian Sims as well.

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>>7256080
>He also looks stunning in a suit. We need more bara politicians.
Both true statements

>>7255820
Mirin. Height/weight?

>>7251765
i'd probably want to be like something around B2 on this chart, and nah there isn't anything i specifically would like to put more work in

>>7256174
You could get there easy. Just up you're calories a bit and do cardio work and calisthenics and/or full body workouts.

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Who is your favorite top bara pornstar?
Who is your favorite bottom bara pornstar?

>>7256174
Before I forget. Always over shoot on calories. As an skelly, it's way easier to lose weight than put it on.

>>7251765
>tfw F6

>>7256234
I like to self-insert as the twink when Colbydaddy has a scene with one
He's so fucking cute and I love his weiner

>>7256239
It's that supposed to be a good or bad feel? Lol

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>>7256234
Don't watch much porn, but this guy is my favorite bottom.
I like little guys, and the size difference between him and every top is super hot.

>>7256235
yeah it really is! i tried eating a bit more and gained a few pounds but then i went back to my old shitty eating pattern and i lost the weight way faster than i gained it. it's suffering, but i just have to try and get myself to eat more meals per day or higher calorie meals i suppose. thanks for the advice anon ill probably just start out with cardio and see where i'll go from there..

>>7256174
Well, that isn't hard to achieve at all.
Generally, I recommend that any beginner start out with a beginner strength program. It's not exactly aimed at giving large muscles, (though it'll give you that, eventually), but it'll give you some easy, fast gains and it'll teach you the essentials of lifting.
Both Starting Strength (SS) and Stronglifts (SL) are good programs. SS focuses more on lower body, SL on upper body, but they're both very similar — they'll both focus on the essential barbell compounds (squat, deadlift, bench press and overhead press) and will employ pullups and chinups.
You'll quickly get some very appreciable strength gains, and after a while (3 to 9 months, depending on how much strength-focused you are) it'll be pretty ok for you to progress to more specialized programs. That said, you REALLY don't have to go very far to achieve your goal, it's pretty accessible.

Do you have access to a gym with a barbell? I also suppose you have no idea what the exercises I mentioned are (squat, deadlift, bench press and overhead press), so do you want us to explain them to you?

>>7256130
6'2 225, i'm a fatty

>>7256338
I'll be up there with you this bulk. I was at 205, but got sick and I'm back to 200

>>7256364
the bf machine at the gym says I'm 25% bf
so I need to cut bad

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>>7256126
I know, right? Here, have a pic of Morten Kabell, who's a mayor in Copenhagen. He should lift some weights, tho. Otherwise, very cute and openly gay. Also filthy pinko.

>>7256329
i mean there must be a few gyms with a barbell in the city close to me which isn't too far away, and yeah i know what those exercises entail but i would kinda have to look into the specifics of them so i don't do them wrong, i'm kinda glad to hear it's not like a shittons of effort to achieve what i want though but i was already kind of thinking that. i was wondering though would it be bad if i only went to the gym like 1-2 times a week? i don't think i have much time to do it more than that although i could probably do some cardio or something as well, and are there like any home exercises that are good?

>>7256329
I do stuff like this and the gains were incredibly fast. Feels good, man.

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>tfw your arms are too sore to operate a shaker cup.

>>7256384
Yeah. But by the time you hit 190-200 you'll look like a beast.

>>7256407
>filthy pinko.
>Lifts
Unlikely. Why work for your gains when you can redistribute the gains of the swole?

>>7256416
>i would kinda have to look into the specifics of them so i don't do them wrong
You can watch Mark Rippetoe's classes on the Starting Strength Youtube. He says everything a novice needs to know.

> would it be bad if i only went to the gym like 1-2 times a week?
It would be sub-optimal. Strength training normally entails 3 training sessions per week (you NECESSARILY have to rest at least one day between each session).
But 2days/week isn't bad, you'll make gains — just slower. But since you aren't too ambitious with your goals, that isn't a big deal.

> could probably do some cardio
Cardio won't really help you in achieving that body type.
Now, don't take it as me saying you shouldn't do it. You SHOULD do it, because it does give you health benefits, but it doesn't really help you in achieving that goal.

> any home exercises that are good
Yes. If you aren't able to go to the gym 3 times/week, then you could substitute the session for bodyweight stuff.
Push ups are good for your chest, and you can tinker around with arm position to work more of your triceps. Once you're doing 20 pushups you can wear a backpack with some shit inside, to serve as weight, and add weight. You can also try doing one-arm pushups, but they aren't easy.
Pullups and chinups are bodyweight exercises. If you have a bar from which you can hang, you could do them there. Parks often have stuff that you can use for that.
You can eventually do one-legged squats (pistol squats). They'll get easy in no time though.
Ab work can be done pretty much anywhere if you're thinking of crunches and planks.
You can also buy some elastic bands, they can be pretty useful for home workouts.

>>7256416
I'd probably shot for 3-4 things a week to start out. Once you got your goals you can taper down.

Crunches are a classic. If you have somewhere to do it from pull ups are great too. Lunges with the heaviest object you can find are pretty good for legs.

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>>7256454
can't thank you enough for all this advice dude.
also really glad that there's a bunch of home exercises i could do since i really don't know if i could manage going to the gym more than twice a week if there aren't any really close to me. but yeah i kinda have an idea of a starting point now you know, i've been wanting to start doing shit for like a year now but i never got to it cause it feels weird when you're not sure what you should start with.

>>7235856
Lifting stats? Shirtless pics? Underwearless pics?

>>7256660
If you come across any more questions, we can answer them here. This general is essentially a even gayer /fit/, after all.

>>7256660
dude just start doing something. really, any old thing. run, lift, swim, bike, whatevs, just get moving.

Just ordered pizza.
>Chad mode here I come

>>7256273
Eurgh I fucking hate this guy. His face is so fucking gross.
Tbh all pornstars are ugly. Amateur all the way.

>>7258605
Not him but I swear cardio is gonna get in the way of his gains? I cycle everywhere and enjoy cardio intensive sports but I internally cry whenever I do cardio thinking about al those lost gains.

>>7258641
Kinda want to post more of him now

>>7258666
Nice try Satan.

Cardio has no effect on gains as long as you up your calories to compensate for the ones you burned.

>>7258692
>compensate
Yeah fuck that. Why make life harder for yourself?

>>7258881
Ikr. Why do anything hard?
Not like going to the moon did us any good.

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sometimes i look in the mirror and I only see a twig boy and sometimes I look in the mirror and i'm like "yeah that looks alright :)" even though im still dyel

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;_;

How long did it take you to actually start noticing gains after you started lifting? I started lifting in september. I joined powerlifting club at school (they're nice, taught me how to do lifts) and now I'm on beginner's 5x5 program with deadlift, squat, bench press, overhead press. What other exercises do you recommend doing if I'm not tired as accessory work? I'm

>>7240120
Rocky but ultimately good. He's an IT guy who works from home, rakes in three figures and is sending me through college.

My mom died of cancer when I was 2, and he had already had a tumor discovered in his neck before my older sister was born and was chronically ill with colitis and ass cancer, so he was really afraid of dying on us and leaving us orphans. When I was reaching double digits, there was a time when he spent every Christmas in the hospital. It was hard.

He's been really stressed out through the years and has been a bit hard on us because of it, but it's made us stronger. He's ultimately a really good guy. He's coming up for Thanksgiving, I'll be happy to see him.

>>7259841
Hey used to that feel. I'm 70lbs up from where I was, and I still feel that way some times.

>>7263154
Strength gains should be almost immediate. Muscle gains take a while and depends on a lot of things like height and diet.

>>7263586
I have been bulking, noticed strength gains obviously and a bit more muscle but not sure. I'm 18, 5'9"ish

>>7263154
My quads became noticeably juicier VERY fast, maybe 1 or two months after I started squatting. Chest/upper body in general took a while longer to noticeably grow. But, then, I'm a 5'8" manlet.

>>7264035
If you're starting out and 5'9", your should see noticeable changes pretty quick.

It might take longer to notice depending on your body fat. Remember to gm ready right. Gotta eat big to get big.

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> be talking with female friend from college course
> she's my only friend who does strength training, she's a petite novice
> we're complaining with each other about how there's no weightlifting club in our university and, thus, we have no crew with whom we can become stronk
> we decide to post an ad in the university's personal ads site
> tfw anxious to meet weightlifting friendos but reasonably pessimistic that this won't end well

>>7264959
That sounds like it could be cool if it works out.

>>7264959
As a bi guy. I don't think I could keep it in my pants with two cutie powerlifters.

>>7265336
Both me and my female friend are single, and of course we're kinda hoping to meet some nice guys through this.
If we did end up meeting in real life and you couldn't keep it in your pants, we might actually see that as good if we liked you as well.

>>7265289
I mean, if we don't have a weightlifting club, we might as well make one, right? I'm already going through all the effort of lifting shit and eating right, I might as well do the extra effort to make friends through this, too.

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At what bodyfat % is a guy too big for you?

>>7266286
Depends on how much muscle mass he has. Higher lean body mass = higher max bodyfat% until you look unattractive.
That said, I do like a bearmode look, so I'm pretty tolerant towards bf%

>>7266286
This. >>7266353
Most guys don't look good over 20%

>>7266353
>I do like a bearmode look
P-post pic senpai

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>>7266286
Like other anons have said, it depends on the amount of lean muscle
pic related is about where I draw the line.

>>7266499
jesus christ he looks deformed

>>7266549
his pecs need work

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>>7266286
noticeable flab is a bit of a turn off for me. I think 15% on a beefy guy is pretty hot. Pic related is where i draw the line.

>>7266554
nah it's like the neck area and how long & built it is coupled with the fact he has no chin and then the rest of his body is a box

he could be cute but that requires at least like 3 years of work, and that's if there's a chin hiding under there.

>>7266286
As long as his pecs don't start looking like boobs I'm game.

Though I do have a huge fetish for guys with a big gut.

>tfw masc guy who likes football and fem guys
>invite a cute guy over to watch the cowboys and ravens game today
>he kept asking me to explain the rules
>instead of paying attention he just dicks around on his phone
>he keeps saying that he's bored and trys to distract me by trying to grab my dick or pet my beard

Why aren't feminine guys able to understand football ? I don't get it its not that complicated

>>7266799
he just wants you to fuck him he doesn't give a flying fuck you autist shitposter

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I hate being short having a small penis and being literally functionally disabled.

It makes me want to try harder and harder and harder and harder to become the best I can be.

I get rejected all the time because of it despite being an 8/10 everywhere else.

I want to make as much money as possible I want to fucking make it. I am going to fucking make it. We are all going to fucking make it. Stay positive all of you.

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you had your chance german anons
it's too late now

>Be bored
>Think of texting bf
>Remember we broke up a week ago

>See something cool
>Think of showing it to bf
>Remember we broke up a week ago

>See couple doing a PDA
>Think of how much I love my bf
>Remember we broke up a week ago

anyone else /devastated/ here?

>tfw bulksgiving this week
>gonna eat until i get sick

>>7267149
Oh. Hang in there, friend. That hike will most likely be unpleasant but is mandatory, and you know it.
What happened? "Talking" might help.

>>7267534
I'm retarded, that what's happened.

I fell for the getting into a relationship with an older guy meme.

I mean he's 30 and I'm 21, so I didn't think the age difference would make that much of a difference.

The first six months were great.

But then it became obvious we're at different stages in life. He wants to get married, have/adopt children, etc.

I'm all for that, too. I don't care about partying or having fun or anything like that. But I'm not even done with college yet, and I know I'm not ready to raise a child yet, even in a stable relationship. I can barely take care of myself, and it'll probably take a few more years until I'll be.

My bf told me he didn't want to wait that long because he didn't want to be an 'old' father.

I mean it makes sense, I guess. It must suck knowing that you have to wait years for your relationship to get into what for you is the following stage. But I still wish the reason of our breaking up was something difference. It wouldn't have been as bad if he had cheated on me or something because at least I'd have something negative about him to hold on to while moving on.

Now we basically broke up because he was fucking perfect and I was born too late.

>>7266286
Pretty high. I like fat, but muscle + fat is best.

i'm 19 and really skinny, i do mt bike a lot thought. Any recomendations food wise and how long would it take to start getting some noticeable muscle on my arms if i lifted every night? i have like no fat so that wont be an issue

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We
were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other fags. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

>>7268564
>>>/fitsticky/

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>>7268577
It's only gay if you perform the post-coitus ritual of defilement.

>>7266881
They look like father and son.

>>7266799
>>invite a cute guy over to watch the cowboys and ravens game today
What a terrible date idea. You should have just invited your bros over.

>>7267603
Having a kid at 35 instead of 30 won't make you an old father. Especially if you adopt a 5 year old or something.
Also, why didnt you just drop out of uni and become a house husband? Hire a nanny to look after the kid and you can have all the time in the world to bake and drink wine. You had pretty much just unlocked EZ mode and you threw it away. Smdh

>>7268577
Nice meme bruh

>>7269214
30 is already old dad mode. Especially if you decide to have multiple.

>>7269347
>30 is already old dad mode
kys 2bh

>>7269360
Serious though. You'll be 50 by the time the first one graduates hs. And pushing retirement by the last one.

>tfw fat fuck
What kind of exercises do you guys do on a cut?

>>7269373
That's normal you fucking spastic

>>7269386
If you have any gains to maintain, you should essentially keep doing what you're already training.
If you're a sedentary fat fuck, then you don't really have any gains to protect and any exercise at all will help you lose weight.

>>7269395
For fags maybe. Mid twenties or earlier is better.

>>7269373
That's pretty normal though, and you're forgetting the fact that not everyone wants to adopt infants. If you want to though, you'll be waiting years in comparison to those that don't.

>>7269426
>Mid twenties is better
oh i get it you're trying to be retarded for laughs

>>7269347
Hi Cleetus. How are your cousins?

>>7269434
By mid twenties you should both be out of college with good carreers. If you want to back for more school you can alternate work and childcare duties.

> new routine
> Hits lags crazy hard
> Hurt to walk yesterday
> The doms is worse today
My calves are killing me. I'm stumbling around like a pirate with two peg legs.

>>7269449
>By mid twenties you should both be out of college with good carreers
And then you spend the next 5 years working, saving up money, getting a house, getting properly established. All these thing should be in place before kids happen.

>>7269478
Unless you're failing pretty hard, you sounds be able to manage that by 25.

>>7269507
Unless you live in a nowhere town owning a not-shit house is basically impossible by 25. I guarantee you won't make it to that point by then

>>7269507
If you start Uni at 18 and do a bachelor/master, you graduate at 22-23. Are you telling me the average person jumps straight into their dream job and pays down a house and car in two years?

>>7269507
Actually I have straight redneck cousins that do pretty much exactly what you say. They go to some community college, get married, get pregnant, get a house, and then die in the same small town they grew up in. If that's all yoy want your life to be, then yeah, beeline for that.

>>7269573
With current housing markets sure.

I've known couples who fucked up in high school and had kids and macabre to make it as lawyers/doctors/engineers by thier mid twenties.

Your life doesn't explode when you have a kid.

>>7269554
>owning
Owning a house at all before 40 is an accomplishment. But that's what mortgages are for.

If you've never bought a house before, you'd be surprised what you can get for about what you're paying in rent.

>>7269638
>Owning a house at all before 40 is an accomplishment
Lol

>>7269675
You can buy a house whenever. But it's not really yours until the mortgage is paid off.

>>7269699
Yes. And it's still a ridiculous statement.

>breeders
This guy should come live in my town, you're weird if you don't have a kid by 18 here.

>>7269214
>why didnt you just drop out of uni and become a house husband?
Because we live in the third world. Being a staying at home husband/wife is not an option if you want to eat.

My parents were poor af when I was little, and it was awful. I don't want to repeat the same mistake.

>>7269900
>at bank
>chatting with the teller
>She starts talking about her kids.
>And how sad she is that one of her married kids will probably never give her grandkids because he's almost 30.

I guess it's true. Breeders pop out babies young or not at all.

>>7266881
hot desu

>>7270452
Agreed. Hot guys with low standards is a major turn on.

>>7269462
>it's now worse in one calf
>walking with an Igor-esque limp.

Also fuck whoever made these hand rails they're a foot too short.

>>7269449
>By mid twenties you should both be out of college with good carreers.
My best friend graduated uni last summer with a 1st class degree in nuclear physics. He recently got turned down a position at a pretzel stand.

>>7271235
Sounds like he sucks at life.
How well you interview has nothing to do with how qualified you are.

>>7271235
well you can know a lot about physics and still be an awful salesman

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>>7270786

>>7271653
>Arclight Cinemas
>Not Kino

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>tfw only 5x5 4 plate weighted hip thrusts and not 5x8 or 5x12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLUHk9UFjqQ

> work buddies convince me to create an instagram because it'll help our business I guess
> already had one but hadn't posted anything in 3 years
> while browsing my camera files to see what I had to post, realize that I had a handful of videos of me front squatting female friends
> girls like to be squatted and I'm happy to oblige
> scheduling regular postings of videos of me squatting girls for maximum social network gains
> scheduling to meet female friends during the next weeks, from lightest to heaviest, so I can make a backlog of videos
> gonna OHP girls too because why the fuck not
> tfw have access to plenty of women who are thirsty for me and yet I don't care unless I can lift them and put them back down

I am become fag, ignorer of pussy

>>7271752
You'll get there bb.
>>7271806
Lol living the dream.
Try branching out into twinks. When you're fit enough front squat a bear.

>>7271752
>4 plate
that sounds dangerous

>>7271918
> tfw can't squat bf because >tfw no bf

Continuing from >>7264959
> "Like if you want to be part of our weightlifting group"
> ad is up, first few responses come up
> Fat woman: "The only weight I lift is my body's (which isn't little, by the way). If that works for you, call me."
> Three men: "Every day I lift the weight of my academic routine/ my weight off the bed/ my weight (cuz I'm fat)"
> not joking, people wrote precisely these four comments
> be joking with my powerlifting friend that the joke's already stale, we're making bets on how longer they can joke about how fat they are
> 6 people liked the post, 4 are DYEL women, one is a fat-ish man and the sixth is a cute, good looking guy that actually looks like lifts some shit up
> he's clearly straight

At least my female friend will get to meet a nice looking guy.

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>>7272021
Even with a squat pad I still get bruises on my upper pelvis.

>>7271918
I'm impatient, it's a problem I have.

>>7272045
It's a catch 22. Can't get a bf without a squat ass.
>>7272464
Jeez.
Here's hoping he's got a bunch of qt gay lifting buddies.

>>7271806
pls post instag

>>7268577
Youre a retard, but I did kek

>>7268892
Thats My fetish

>>7271752
Is hip thrusting 4pl8 really necessary?

Doesn't seem like an exercise you need to do really heavy and strong with. when I do around 2pl8 and that feels like plently. I am dyel tho so what do I know

guys how can I learn more about football? I was always interested as a kid but myparents wouldn't let me play. my younger brother plays hs football and I am extremely attracted to a friend that is a college football player so it would be nice to learn it so we can watch together. suggestions? How can I learn what players are good and stuff

>>7272980
The same as any sport. Watch it and then talk about it with friends. Go to a few games as well. In the UK every city has a low division football (soccer) team and home game tickets are normally pretty cheap (£15/25 per game). It's actually a really fun couple of hours, especially if you go with some fans. I realise you're probably talking about American football but it's the same principle.

also, I know this is kind of taboo, but reddit has some decent sport subreddits and if you lurk on them for long enough you'll pick up most of the knowledge you need to carry a conversation in a pub.

>>7266799
>liking sports

Spotted the normalfag.

I am starting to get creases under my pecs.

>>7273012
Show us

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>>7273025
I dont really like it. It looks gross.

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>>7240120
Nonexistent, he died when I was like 9.
>that post

>>7273057
Nice

I just turned 29 this year.

I have a less than mediocre job with no real friends and no real foreseeable future ahead of me.

I used to drown this out by hooking up with strangers on grindr but I live on a tiny island and lately I've started developing more and more standards so it gets harder to try to get laid when you're going solely for white military dudes and you're just some average looking asian that used to be a twink but put on like 5 to 10 lbs because of his shitty job schedule.

Also sucks when you have no personality and used to mostly be into just blow and gos

I'm just really lonely. I don't know what to do. I went off my meds for a few days and I just lost all my will to do anything.

I was on grindr all night tonight with no luck.

I don't want to be that old guy that never makes it off grindr. I don't even want to be gay.

On top of that I'm a lazy fuck that was in denial but now I'm so pissed I went from being skinny to skinnyfat. I started some light lifting the other day and am trying to watch what I eat but it's just irritating knowing how much work I put into working all of this off previously.

Plus I've always been pretty sedentary my whole life so it's easier for me to just give up when I feel tired or whatever instead of pushing myself.

I know the right answer is to move somewhere but in reality I think it'd just make things harder... I just screwed up in college and I feel like it's too late to do anything else.

I don't want to finish uni here because it'd feel like a waste after the 4 years I spent at UCI and all the loans I am still paying off.

Blablabla sorry... I just needed to rant a bit. I feel like life is so meaningless and I hate myself but it's not like I have anyone to talk about this with.

Hi

>>7275221
hello

>>7275221
>>7275232

howdy

>>7275216
Just be yourself!

>>7275328
sup

>>7275364

That might be the problem.

>>7275216
take a gap year? Spend the next 6 months working your arse off and picking up as many hours as you can while saving as much doe as possible. Then, with you savings, move somewhere else for a bit. That way you get to enjoy the world from a new perspective without having to fully commit to a major life change. Plus, having a goal might distract you from the rut you're in at the moment.

>>7275431

I would consider moving away a major life change. I mean I'd have to think about getting a new job, a place to rent, plan living expenses accordingly, etc...

I dunno.

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>>7275499
You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and have an adventure. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what humans do! You'll get used to it...

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>>7273057
Mirin.
Better than mine/10.

>>7275998
I want to motorboat your tits

>>7275998
h-hi

>>7235738
S O U R C E

>>7273057
>>7275998
Can next edition be show us your tits edition?

>>7277047
seconding this

>>7275499
you don't need to drop your entire life to go plow some hot dudes in Berlin for 3 months.

>>7277047
rolling for this

>>7277047
Also rolling.
>big money, big money, no whammies

New thread
>>7277518
>>7277518
>>7277518

Don't forget to post your tits.