/mascgen/ - Bulking Edition

first for
>tfw no ginger bf

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>>7211238

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>>7211238
I don't know why but red hair is my favorite hair color for a dude

Post hair color rankings:
Red>Brown>Blonde>Black>White>Dyed

>>7211397
>no salt&pepper

>>7211265
his bf is an uggo tho

>>7211397
black > white > grey > brown > red > blonde

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>>7211397

>>7211197
What does /masc/ think about guys who obnoxiously burp and fart because they think it's hillarious or don't have a care in the world about it? Do you find it masculine and attractive? Or see it as immature and a turn off?

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>>7211658
>unable to control bodily functions
>sexy

yeah, no

>>7211658
Ew wtf of course that's a turn off.

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>>7211658
I grew out of liking the frat bro aesthetic a long time ago. There was a dude who was insanely hot but was almost always completely wasted off of Busch Lite or some other drug, and posted snapchat stories of him dangling loogies from his mouth and then slurping it back in. It was disgusting

I used to really like this pic. Now I only see the trashed room. I'm an adult and don't have time caring for manchildren

>>7211876
>I'm an adult who has time for constantly shitposting on mascgen but not for another human being!!!!
Jesus christ, you're the worst kind of person. Pompous for no good reason.

>>7211876

Manchildren are the best bfs faggot

>>7211658
> burp
No problem with me, as long as it's not in a public place or rude towards other people. Especially if he's bulking, in which case I totally understand how it can make you burp more often.

> fart
Just no.

>>7212041
>as long as it's not in a public place or rude towards other people

This for burps and farts. I'm not a faggot when it comes to human body functions.

>>7212245
Wording this. Do what you need to, just know there's a time and a place for everything. At home or in general privacy, go wild. Just don't expect me to act as if it's the hottest thing in the world, that's not a fetish I'm into.

>>7211918
>>7212035
Did not know expecting class would be controversial here but okay

>>7212461
>expecting class
lol
people who unironically use class in 2016 to mean anything other than classrooms are legitimately the worst at relationships

did you go to the gym today /masc/?

>>7212582
No, it's rest day for me. Tomorrow will be volume day in my Texas Method.

>>7211658
I burp all the time if I've just downed a drink or something.
I mean I try to cover my mouth etc but I'm not gonna stop myself.
I try not to fart though

>>7212582
yeh

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>>7212597
>all these 12 year olds.

don't you have homework to do?

>>7212650
Here's your (you)

Congrats.

Lean bulked from 168lb august to 187 today....
Haven't lost any vascularity, or gotten noticeably fatter.....
Hovering at around 15-17% bf, going for natty husbando mode

Kinda freaking out about bulking (was former 260lb fatty, and i stalled out at 165-168lb for a few months when i finished my 2 year cut) but i figure as soon as i notice a loss in vascularity or definition i will be ready to cut again.
Hoping to get to 195 before that happens.

Bumped my bent over row up to 160x10 from 145x5
Bench skyrocketed from 205x5 to 225x6

>>7212596
you must be really tired, i think you need someone to do the cooking for you~~~

>>7212596
>hitting macros is hard meme
You are retarded

>>7212595
You do realize TM is not for getting big, right?

Once you hit intermediate stage you want to lift 60-75% of your 1rm.
Maximizes the volume, without so much intensity it impedes your recovery, and it is not so little intensity as to not be able to produce a significant stress on the muscle.

Novices should stick to 3x5, but if you lift 1/2/3/4 for reps and are intermediate, try dropping the weight and upping the volume.

You will start getting DOMS again, and mad natty gains.

Don't just take my word for it:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lrM1wKtFmAQ

Also, calculate the volume (setsxrepsxload) of your 5rm vs 10rm (use a 1rm calculator if you don't know your 10rm)

I bench 225 on strength days, but only 155 on volume days...
But i hit like 25+ reps and get crazy burn and DOMS

Mad gains, bro.

Hypertrophy is almost entirely correlated to volume

The more volume you get, (assuming recovery- which is why lower intensity is useful) the better for growth

>>7212887
Around 22 minutes ish in that video if it is tl;dw

Literally the best video on jewtube about training volume

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>they don't find immature toilet humor funny

You guys are sticks in the mud, no wonder most of you guys can't get a bf.

>>7212582
Can't because of my fucking hand. I did go yesterday to do squats and ab crunches at least. Took a shower later and while passing the soap through my arm it felt less bumpy, i'm literally deflating.
Got some pills yesterday though and they're helping a lot but I'm still angry as fuck.

>>7213109
>rub me nightly
That sounds lewd
You aren't trying to trick me into being a qt lewd maid are you?

>>7212931
I like Game Grumps-tier humor, anon. I wish I had a bf that wasn't a total sperg that liked them too.

>>7213122
So you want someone who isn't a sperg but is a sperg enough to like game grumps tier shit?
jfc no wonder you're alone

>>7213130
Cute
and after you finish eating i can give you a back rub and [spoiler]lick your feet clean[/spoiler]

>>7211658
It kinda turns me on as long as they don't make a show of it especially out in public. But finding it funny is too immature for me.

Who knew /mascgen/ was actually comprised of 12 year olds who laugh at farts and watch fat spergs be spergs on YouTube? Goes to show that in 2016 even the spacko nerds can lift and get swœl. is anything sacred?

>>7211397
Black>Brown>Blonde>Red>Other>White

>>7211658
As long as it's not in public burping is ok, I like carefree guys.

>>7213153
And you're a typical moron. They really seem they'd be up your alley.

>>7212887
>You do realize TM is not for getting big, right?
Yes, of course I do.

> Don't just take my word for it:
Gonna watch it, anon. Thanks for the link.

>>7213538
would you push me to the floor and rub your bare foot on my cock while i squirm and moan?

>>7213600
too bad i leak so much precum you'll never have to buy lube again~

>>7213708
oh but it goes everywhere, i can't control myself

>>7213739
ASAP please sir

>>7213749
y-yes sir

>>7213803
That'd be so humiliating

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>>7213749
>>7213753
>>7213768
>>7213787
>>7213803
can you faggots take your cringe-inducing role playing somewhere else please?

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>>7213815
this..

>>7213819
I-I guess
Wanna show me those feet of yours?

>>7213890
Then show me your thighs bb

>>7213898
Some pictures of my twink ass

>>7213911
i'd like contact info too d.esu

>>7213922
I-i just like your muscles honest
You might...

>>7211238
ginger are faggots
even the str8 ones

>>7213815
don't acknowledge it.
just report it.
these are poor saps looking for any attention they can get out of their lonely, miserable lives.

>>7213975
sounds like you want to right now

>>7214020
i'd be into doing that while you sit on the couch and bully me for being such an eager slut

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>>7214020
>im motivating your fat ass to hit he weights

Narcissism, The Post

>tfw going to a mens-only day at a bath house in nyc tomorrow
I'm excited, I'm not planning on doing anything lewd but I can't wait to see all that dick

>>7214146
>I'm not planning on doing anything lewd
>but I can't wait to see all that dick

>>7214150
watching=/=having sex

>>7214183
I'll take your cock anytime you want

>>7214200
I bet you say that to all the boys :(

>>7214200
where are you

>>7214153
>doing anything lewd
apparently only = having sex
lmaoooo

Mascgen, I need some help.

I've tried reading the sticky on /fit/ and the pastebin here but I'm just too fucking stupid to process it all.

I recently had a job that destroyed my diet and self esteem as I was trying to fix my body weight. Now I eat when I'm depressed (which is all the time) and to compensate for that I end up working out for 3-4 hours everyday.

I'm tired all the time and hate myself which is just turning into a vicious cycle.

Please tell, how much time should I spend working out a day and what are good ways to curb depression eating?

>>7214218
pls dont interupt, we're trying to flirt with one another
no one cares that you're an obese retard now who can't understand a simple sticky

>>7214216
tell me why i'm special

>>7214218
Working out past 90 minutes a day has no extra benefit for you, senpaitachi.
Just do it for an hour
Good ways to curb depression eating are to not buy food that you normally binge on in the first place and try to figure out how to fix your life

>>7214234
How else could i make you feel masculine, sir?

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Why arent you thicc yet masc?

>>7214278
Oh i'd never wear clothes in the house unless you order me to

>>7214306
Please be in florida

>>7214331
hmm

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>23
>still can't grow a full beard
jfmsuf

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>>7211197
Mandatory.

(Also please remember if you pick anyone besides the Fratbro you have shit taste and should just die.)

>>7215231
this is dumb and incorrect, especially your comment

>>7215231
>Not picking The Hunk

>>7215231
ew
the only decent one is the cub

>>7215231
straight

so either trap or 1% if we dont have to fuck

>>7215329
oral is not penetration

also wtf are you doing here, get out normie
if you are a feminist I swear to god..

>>7215338
wanted in on trump posts

>>7215348
why

>>7215405
wait
why would i be a feminist?
do they come here a lot?

idk /pol/ talks about you guys and i thought it would be fun

>>7215410
>do they come here a lot?

/lgbt/ is practically tumblr
you see a lot of newfags using feminist made up words unironically

tumblr is poisoning 4chan (like everything they touch) and they are coming in through /lgbt/

>>7215432
you guys seem less and less stereotypical by the day

i think fags get a bad wrap besides dykes, dykes suck

>>7215410
>>7215432
also fuck trump he is a piece of shit, so is shillary but she wasnt trump
bernie shouldve won

>>7215448
idk most gays are pretty insufferable
especially the ones that once were or act/want to be female

>>7215464
but they do drugs and dont get that political

>>7215450
maybe fags do suck

>>7215468
you literally made the only wrong decision
you shouldnt have voted at all if you were going to vote a meme

>>7215468
>but they do drugs and dont get that political
they still suck

>>7215481
i didnt vote for trump, gary
i dont even like trump but bernie is for fags
>>7215488
i think you guys hate them because they misrepresent you but there almost always nice and not to sensitive but the ones that are sensitive are awful

>>7215450
But at least ww3 was averted by not electing Killary

>>7215496
>but bernie is for fags
bernie was the better choice

you werent going to get a good president out of this election, bernie was the furthest from being the worst

>>7215501
where do people get this idea?
I am legitimately asking
trump is way more likely to start a war imo

>>7215508
Bernie was a self proclaimed democratic socialist. Big government is the number 1 enemy, I don't like military spending but Trump at least he's not fucking Bernie.

Stop reading into memes anon

>>7215512
She has a more interventionist foreign policy, big government plays world police. Trump is more into negotiating where as Hillary could of attacked Russia.
That being said we might end up attacking Syria or Isis

>>7215514
I dont see anything wrong with bernie

I dont trust drump, he will kill people and fuck shit up

>>7215512
Hillary stated she wanted to establish a no fly zone in Syria.

When the Senate Armed Services Committee questioned I some Generals they stated that that to do so would require declaring war on Russia.

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>>7215538
Fine

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>>7215533
>When the Senate Armed Services Committee questioned I some Generals they stated that that to do so would require declaring war on Russia.
how does that fucking work

>>7215538
gotchu f a m

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>>7215550
Because enforcing a No Fly zone over Syria requires shooting down Russian planes

>>7215514
>Big government is the number 1 enemy
>Stop reading into memes anon
k

>Trump is more into negotiating where as Hillary could of attacked Russia.
I dont think you have a very informed view of international relations, the fact that trump is so openly willing to negotiate is a sign of weakness and means that war is *more* likely

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>>7215559
how
why
how

where is the relation

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>>7215576
Russia has air superiority over Syria.

By stating she wants to establish and enforce an no fly zone, Hillary wants Russia to relinquish control over air space.

Russia is unlikely to do so via negotiation. To establish and later enforce it we'll need to put boots on the ground and shoot down Russian planes. This will largely be done by ground to air weapon systems.

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>>7215603
I cant honestly see that happening

>hillary: I want no planes in syria
>putin: no >:(
>hillary: pls?
>putin: no >:(
>hillary: k, then I guess we should go to war

first, no one wants war

second, would russia or hillary go to that extent?
would hillary risk a war for the sake of saving lives in syria? or what's the purpose of a no fly zone?

I really dont get any of this, I dont think you could say anyone has the intent to go to war unless the explicetely say so and I dont think hillary wants to go war
if she said the no fly thing I think she would re think it if it meant a war

>>7215545
Why are gingers so cute

>>7215448
Fuck you we don't need your approval. Go suck a pimple covered clit somewhere else.
Fucking virgins man.

>>7215627
Unchecked Russian air power is pretty much the only thing keeping the Assad regime in any semblance of power. Hillary in emails has stated that the ousting of the Assad regime will help curb Iran's nuclear capability. Allowing Israel's nuclear hegemony to continue.
>first, no one wants war
>Voted for the Iraq War as Senator of New York
>Legitimized and justified the 2009 Honduran coup as Secretary of State
>Supported intervention in Libya as Secretary of State
>Called for intervention in Syria while not Secretary of State

Historically she's a war hawk.

>if she said the no fly thing I think she would re think it if it meant a war

She continued to pledge a no fly zone a month after the committee's hearing concluded

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>>7215647
I don't particularly find gingers attractive. It's just that pic happens to be insanely attractive

>>7215231
The Cub is literally perfect for me, down to every detail.

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>>7215432
>/lgbt/ is practically tumblr
I remember seeing a (admittedly /pol/) screencap on internet gentrification that I think is really interesting but I don't have it on me.

Basically the guy worked on an internet marketing company and said that SJWs are actually a very sought-after demographic because trust fund babby college liberals but a retarded amount of shit like cups with "male tears" written on them or "smash the patriarchy" shirts with the single purpose of posting pictures on social media using them, effectively advertising it on their own. They're the liberal equivalent of people buying anything with an American flag on it after 911. Not to mention all the "nerd stuff" and lootcrate garbage they buy to show off how up to date they are on current culture.

This is why (not to sound like a conspiracy theorist but it makes a lot of sense) sites like Reddit and 4chan want SJWs. They bring more money to the site than tech-savvy, pirating google-fu experts that know what adblock is and post shit that would scare any woman away. The creation of this board and increase of moderation on this site in general for instance are attempts at not driving these people away and "gentrificating" 4chan so a more profitable demographic steps in. It's also why you hear rumors of Hiroshima wanting to sell the site after mainstream media started to report what was going down on pol during the election and fucking Pepe. This is now synonymous with that evil alt-right thing you might have heard of so there's no fucking way you'd ever get these people to come here now.

It's not so much that the Tumblr ideology is poisonous and spreads easily (although sadly there's a bit of truth to that) but that companies want it because it's where the money's at.

>>7216339
I manage a government-approved research group in an academic area in which SJW topics are pretty frequent. Based on my experience, what you just wrote is pretty spot on.
There's a lot of money in anything feminism/SJW-related. People want to fund shit that deals with that in a progressive way, and there's a never ending supply of undergratuates and post-grad students who want to study that, and they aren't very picky about getting money because there are still few places where their research is welcome and incentivized.
SJW topics are easy money, it's simple as that.

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>>7214686
Be thankful you at least have head hair lol.

>>7216604
bald is far from an issue, unless you're one of those guys who won't nut up and shave the rest off.

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>>7214686
are you me? Look at this patchy piece of shit :(

>>7215231
Is the Viking a /pol/tard...

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>>7216646
>tfw good beard genetics, but still dyel as fuck

>>7216646
mine is less than yours.
and to make matters worse, my goatee only grows in on one side.

>>7216646

but you're a ridiculously cute otter


>>7216847

that mop on your head though...

>>7215231
>tfw hunk describes me except my parents aren't together and i am not an accountant
Prty spooky desu

>>7216646
cute

>>7214686

>can grow a full beard
>but it's gingery and doesn't match my hair color when I grow it out
>only looks good when I have a 5 o'clock shadow and it still looks brownish


I'm like a calico cat. Pale skin, dark brown thinning hair on my head, ginger-brown beard (looks more reddish if i let it grow out), strawberry blonde pits, ginger-brown pubes, mousy brown body hair. Wish it was all one uniform color.

>>7216943
Holy shit, I love that. Can you post pic?

>wake up
>50 posts deleted
based mods

I'm just a twink who wants a masc bf to do manly things and try new foods and go camping with
[spoiler]Basically like my ex[/spoiler]

>>7216980

I tried taking a few but didn't like any of them, so not today. Also I'm not muscular.

>>7212582
Going after the show.
Leg day. Help me sweet baby Jesus.

>>7216847
You're cute. Trim that barnet

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>>7216865
So not you at all.

>>7215231 >>7215255 >>7215258 >>7215312 >>7215329 >>7216074 >>7216836

I can't believe this shitty dumb thing I made for /tg/ is making the rounds in /lgbt/, I don't even go into this board...

In order. I did make Fratbro the best option because Stu is my broifu (especially in his current body type.)

The Viking IS a racist, though I should've made that far more explicit... And that's all. Any other archetypes I should add? I feel like the Bear and Muscle Bear are a bit redundant / could be more different / have too many drawbacks to be worth it...

The DILF should be older.

Have a cute sleepy bara.

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Is this obtainable natty?

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>>7217409
OR this?

>>7217409
If you've been training since early highschool and are genetically gifted, probably.

That conflicted feeling when you check the zeemap, and in spite of living in the middle of nowhere there is some guy in the same place, and you heavily enjoy bara, but you're 0% bara and probably that's not bara enough for have any kind of interest in you.

This is a very elaborate feel.

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>>7217531
You can waste time thinking about doing it and maybe never doing it or just doing it to see if something happens or not.

Decisions decisions.

>>7217531
>Tfw you look at the zeemap and see a pin near you.
>Tfw it's yours

>>7217553
Pics or it didn't happen.

My back is killing me. I can't stand for more then a few minutes.
>Tfw no bf to message me.

>tfw musclebear manlet bottom

If only I was taller ;.;

>>7212764
> i figure as soon as i notice a loss in vascularity or definition i will be ready to cut again.

FFUUUUAARK I jynxed it.

The beer and pizza last night did me in.

Officially ending this bulk at 189.3lb

As an aside: how fucking epic was ufc 205 last night??!?!?

>>7217589
>that bro who never does mobility exercises and has poor form
You need more than just a massage

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>>7217960
>that feel when your bulk is over and you still DYEL AF
#nattylyfe

Not that the lighting is doing me any favors, but i still look like I don't lift

>>7217947
Naw. Manlet bottoms are the best bottoms.

>>7215231
The Hunk is perfection. I would take the DILF as a consolation.

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What is the cut off height for being a manlet?

>>7218219
If they weren't tops.

>>7219668
Depends on who you ask. I tend to think around 5'8"

>>7219668
looks too old.
i don't date daddies.

>>7219698
wtf my musclebear bf dumped me for a twinkboy

>>7218037
You should get fatter

>>7212980
> can't because of my fucking hand
Stop jerking it so much

What color MAGA hat should I buy?

>>7219768
i bought brown

>>7219768
classic red

>>7219768
Blue

>>7219760
Fortunately I fucked up my left hand, I jerk it with my right one
Then again I do need my left hand to write so I'm fucked, but it IS getting better. Just not at a pace I like.

>>7219768
Red.

>>7217373
most of them are inaccurate in my opinion.

>>7219735
Naaaaahhhh I'm good

>>7211197
>literally do nothing but stuff my face and workout for the past month

>gain like zero weight

WHY CAN'T I GAIN WEIGHT. I'm a str8 cis male btw.

>>7212597
This, burping is fine and doesn't gross me out, but keep farts to yourself, it stopped being funny in first grade.

>>7220725
Because you didn't actually stuff your face.
I used the same fucking excuse bro.
Count your calories.

>>7220728
>tfw horrible protein farts

>>7220740
Trust me I did. It got to the point where I had to wash it down with milk otherwise I literally couldn't swallow any more food.

>>7220749
Trust me, you didn't.
Your body doesn't defy physics.
You probably fucked up your TDEE calculation.

>>7220747
you will never have an uptight prude qt gf

>>7220752
yeah you're prolly right :/

>>7220797
i was skelly too once.
i know all the excuses.

you only think you've eaten enough because your body is not used to eating a lot.
you just need to train your stomach.

>>7220817
I'm not a skelly I'm actually decently muscular I just can't gain weight.

>>7215231
One The Bear pls

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>tfw no chest to sleep on

>>7221204
:(

I'm reactivating my old Instagram. What are some thicc husbando accounts to follow?

>>7211658
I don't know why but I find a guy doing this attractive, obviously not in a public place or formal setting but like just the two of us or somewhere private. I seriously don't know why, I don't find the smell of farts pleasent but the carefree and I don't give a shit attitude just seems so masculine for some reason.

>>7217409
Yes
>>7217442
No

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Are you a lean adult male that's over 200lbs?

>>7221922
>tfw no justin boyfriend
Should I just kill myself?

>>7221922
This is manlet discrimination

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>>7211397
>Brunette
>Blond
>Black
>Red
>Bald
>Grey
>White

>tfw no non crazy maki bf
;_;

>>7219768
None

>>7222221
Good morning Maki. Off by one.

>>7216847
Fuck you're perfect. And those nipples, dear god I want to play with those nipples.

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/owg/ over on /vg/ is notably pretty gay. Reinhardt is best husbando

>>7211197
Who is this semen demon?

>>7222467
Y-you too

>>7221922
one day

>>7222742
>games
fem as fuck

>>7223874
Reversed gamergate?

>>7223895
No one even gets your inside jokes, please keep that shit away from here.

>>7223913
Sounds like someone needs a reversed rape

>>7223874
Yeah I don't really give a shit what falls under masc or fem. Worrying about it seems like a lot of wasted energy tbqh

>tfw you know you should eat
>but you really dont want to eat

>>7224597
drink it instead

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He's single german /mascgen/

>>7216074

This.
Absolute perfection.
It's a shame they don't exist/only exist for bear clones/are whores.

>>7223178

Toplel.
Never change /fit/.
(Not the guy you replied to).

>>7223972
I got the joke anon.
>>7224020
This. Just do whatever you want.
And also lift. Nobody wants a Hank Hill ass.

>>7224961
Maybe if he keeps getting fitter. No love for fatties.

>>7225050
>Just do whatever you want.
>And also lift
It must suck to be so unwanted you literally have to force yourself to lift metal to get any sort of attention. Hopefully you're not one of those gay guys who is only so because they couldn't get any attention from women, now that would be even more pathetic.

Lmao. Troll's back.
>>7224856
>single
Guys that look like that are only single if they want to be.

>>7225190
his daddy bf dumped him because they were in a LDR

>>7225074
What good is being gay if you don't have body image issues

>>7215231
Make the cub a top and he is basically perfect.

>>7215231
>>7215231
someday I'll be someones cub

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Why arent you thicc yet masc?

>>7227500
I'm getting there. Don't rush me.

>tfw your pecs jiggle as you walk down stairs

>tfw finally got a hot bara bf
>he's borderline asexual so we almost never fug
god truly hates the gays

>>7228050
Post tiddies

>>7228216
Life is suffering

>>7216646

you and this guy need to get to know one another...

>>>/hm/1461659

>>7228216
yep

a man lying with a man is truly an abomination.

Abomination means "hated thing" btw.

Thankfully, god hates the sin, not the sinner...if you reject your gayness, theres hope.

>>7228216
Maybe if you 'initiate'?

>>7228670
BWAHHAHAHAHA!!!

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Sup mascgen.
How are you beefy "no homo" bros doing?

>>7228050
As an ex skelly this is a great feel.
I remember the first time I felt it. I immediately went back up the stairs to do it again.

>>7229177
You have the tinyest wrists

>>7229177
pls be my bf

>>7229028
Hey, the aids, the depression, suicide, rape, and all other statistics match...how could god love you for being gay, and that stuff happen that much?

>>7225074
no human is exempt from trying. No matter who you are you cannot just dissolve into a fat, apathetic goo. It doesn't matter if you try because of sex or because of your career, you still have to try. There is no opting out of self improvement.

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>>7229231
And the tiniest calves.

>>7229243
My heart, cock and butt are taken anon.

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everyone with bfs should be banned

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>>7229262
>My heart, cock and butt are taken anon.
Dammit veny

>>7228654
what was this???

>>7229281
Hookup thread for some bear/otter guy

>>7229277
It's okay anon.
You'll have someone resting his head on your pecs soon/you'll be rising your head on someone's pecs soon.

>>7229296
was he cute?

>>7229334
so and so

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Mascgen how do I get through interviews? Even if I'm very positive about the job and really want it, I still bomb hard. I practice for hours too, I just have no confidence due to body issues.

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>>7229356
life is nothing but missed opportunities

>>7229375
if you are >>7216646 you shouldn't have problems finding a proper guy. Don't worry, anon.

>>7229254
Don't respond to trolls.
>>7229276
We can't ban had of mascgen.
>Tfw you're safe from banning
>>7229371
Work on your body issues.
Interview specifically, I try to go in with the mentality that I'm over qualified and the interview is purely a formality.

>>7229385
Thanks anon. Guess I'll keep on trucking.

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>tfw no socially conscious protective bf

>>7229950
I was expecting some cringe worthy swj stuff. But that's actually pretty cute.

>>7229950
laziest sign on the planet
why even bother at that point
and quite frankly i would not want to be seen walking with the guy on the left

>>7230005
I mean it's still retarded, how much of a pussy do you have to be to need someone to walk you places, but the guy on the left makes it ok

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>>7230005
I unno social justice is a thing I can generally get behind. They're on our side after all

>>7230017
>i would not want to be seen walking with the guy on the left
more qt for the rest of us then.

>>7230043
What kind of sociopath is so unable to empathise that they assume that everyone who isn't as brave as them is pathetic? Lots of people genuinely get anxious and are genuinely at risk when walking on there own at night. My female friends regularly stick together in groups after dark. And I'm pretty sure a rape victim isn't going to be perfectly happy just waltzing about on their ones. There are countless reasons why one might not be comfortable being on their own. You need to grow up and understand that.

>>7230043
Pretty sure it's for girls and maybe the occasional twink. Not people who are equipped for any sort of physical confrontation.

>>7230126
>more qt for the rest of us then.
gurl we all know you can't land any qt why pretend otherwise online lmao

>>7230063
>avatarfag is still shilling feminism on mascgen
*giggles*

>>7230017
If you want fancy glitter signs, get av at fag to do it.
Guy in the right is pretty cute though
>>7230063
>They're on our side after all
Not really. Gay's can vote and marry. Don't really need social justice anymore then women need feminism.

>>7230190
>Don't really need social justice anymore then women need feminism.
So we do need social justice? You're confusing me, Anon.

>>7230206
No. You've got all the rights you're guaranteed constitutionally.

Crusading for more is just trying to make society change for the sake of your feelings.

>>7230190
>in the right is pretty cute
That's what I'm saying. Only way this service is worth it is if he's the one doing the walking and not the other dude. The one on the right actually looks like he can handle himself.

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>>7230185
I'll low key shill feminism all day, son! Well, maybe not since people are hostile to it. Also still don't know who avatarfag is

>>7230190
Until we're a protected class, the LGBT rights fight isn't "won". You can still be fired and denied housing for being gay. Homophobia will only get weaker if we continue to fight it back, and these next four years promise to be more difficult for us. We need a united front

>>7230244
>Only way this service is worth it
Got the impression it was a free service. If you get the guy in the left, well you get what you pay for.

>>7230436
>protected class
Naw fuck that shit.

>>7230503
Sex, race, and religion are all protected from discrimination by the United States constitution. Sexuality and gender identity need to be too. We're not gonna get that for at least four years but we can at least prevent losing what we've gained under Obama.

Winter bulk going well, still progressing and gaining some more weight. Last time i checked I was at 206lbs

>>7230660
Nice.
I just got 205. But i've been too sick to lift or eat this week. I'm going to be tiny when I finally make it back to the gym.

>>7229281
>>7229334
>>7229375
>>7229479

here you go:
http://archived.moe/hm/thread/1461659

I think you and him would make a perfect couple.

>>7229249
I don't love God he's a creep douche

>>7231150
Drug abuse aside, as long as a gay dude practices safe sex, it really shouldn't be a problem with them having as much or as little sex as they want. I don't have a lot of sex but I don't think it's cool to pass judgment on those who do and are smart about it

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>feminism

This is about the least masculine thing ever. No wonder people think this general is a joke.

Like how do you come to a point in your life and say I wanna be a feminist now?

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>>7231204
>Like how do you come to a point in your life and say I wanna be a feminist now?
Generally by having women in your life who you love and respect tbqh

Lots of dudes mistake brutal stoicism as masc when really leadership, reliability, and strength for others bespeak to masculinity, at least for me. If standing up for others shatters your sense of masculinity maybe you should reexamine what it means to you

>>7231259
>leadership

Already went against all what modern feminism stands for right there.

>>7231259

What is the point in being gay if you still have to deal women?

>>7231284
Every gay man has a mother, and millions have sisters and friends, or other women that matter to them. Cutting off an entire sex, to me, is stupid

>>7231278
Women can be leaders too. Women can have masculine as well as feminine traits, same as men.

But I don't wanna shit up mascgen with feminism, so I'll stop responding. Sorry guys

>feminism
Beta NuMales aren't allowed in here.

>>7231170
Oh man he's gorgeous. Now I feel even more sad.
But, someone as good looking as him must be autistic as fuck to not have a bf already. Especially living in NY.

>>7231308
> Women can be leaders too

and how well is that going for Germany?

Of course. Gay men have mothers and sisters and female friends, but why would you even wanna get caught up in their stupid nonsense in drama? This is mascgen, not femgen.

>>7231259
You are an island of intelligent and rational thought on this shitty website. I love you so much.

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>>7231309

/thread

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>>7231316
I hate having this instinct that whenever I run into a dude and he looks great on paper and so cool and chill and he's into me, there's always gotta be a catch. There's gotta be a reason he's single. Maybe it's just cuz I have all this self-loathing that I suspect anyone into me must have something wrong with them. I'm trying to work on loving myself more but it's hard. I don't know how :/

>>7231352
Thanks man!

>>7231316

text/call him
you never know
he may be the one

>>7231451
My parents mostly. My mom grew up in communist Cuba and she worked in child labor camps when she was 11-12. She came to the United States at age 14 without knowing a word of English and 4 years later graduated as valedictorian. She's a real success story. Both of my parents grew up poor and now own a million dollar house on the water. I hope I can give some kid the kind of childhood they game me someday

>>7221922
Depending on what you mean by "lean", I literally can't do thay without steroids

https://symmetricstrength.com/calculator/ideal_bodyweight

>>7231170
>Cute
>Has dog
Dafuq. Why is he looking for hook ups on 4chan?

>>7231368
What do you look like to have that low a self esteem?

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>>7231552
This seems to overestimate weight. I'm 5'11 and 174 and i feel like I'm getting fat

>>7231598
>5'11 and 174
Well you may be if you have really little muscle mas. I mean, really little.

>>7231598
That's at "maximum natty potential" nobody here is anywhere close to that.

>>7231596
I don't think I'm particularly ugly, I just think I'm incredibly average looking. Like a big bara bf wouldn't ever go for me because he wouldn't be able to pick me out of a crowd. Like, my life is pretty great externally and I'm doing pretty well for myself, and I should appreciate that. But still I feel really unimpressive and a dude talking about how much of a catch I am sounds like either lip service or stupid and I don't know why.

>>7231552
>lowest weight for my height is 68kg
>mfw 58kg

>>7231608
I mean I'm 32" waist but it's starting to get snug

>>7231640
well yeah if your pants are getting tight around your waist then either you're getting fat or have a big booty

>>7231654
Fuck. How do I cut

>>7211238
>tfw ginger with no bf

>>7231627
Not everything is based on looks. My longest relationship with a dude was with a not particularly attractive guy. But he was funny, worked with cancer patients, volunteered every Saturday, etc and was just generally a great guy.

>>7231664
don't ask me I'm >>7231637

gaining weight is a mistery to me

>>7231664
Drop 500 calories off what you're reading reach day. If you can handle it up it to 1000. If you're tough and or a masochist try 1500 below.
Keep you protein intake up and don't shirk the workouts.

>>7231664
Eat less food

>>7231679
Eat more food

>>7231687
>reading reach day.
Eating.

>>7231679
>mistery to me
>>7231690
>Eat more food
Mystery is solved!

>>7231401
I'm from the UK. I'm not on that LDR ting. Thanks for the faith though.

>>7231708
Sherlock on the ball tonight

>>7231708
You're welcome

>>7231903
Post pics for science

>>7215231
the cub is perfect

bad boy here

>>7215231
the trap tbqh

>>7231666
nice trips
r u a q t

>>7229262
jelly of him ;;

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>>7231451
I wish I could admire someone I know, someone physically present. People around me do so little.

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>>7229304
>you'll be rising your head on someone's pecs soon.
I highly doubt that

>>7233907
It's possible. Even if it's just the downstream ephemeral stuff of dreams.

>>7212597
[spoiler]the world cannot know about my straight man fart fetish[/spoiler]

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>>7234967

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>>7234980
mfw i have lots of furry fart porn like that
except much better drawn

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>>7234873
Maybe some day it'll finally happen

tfw my bf is breaking up with me rn

>>7235035
Why?

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https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19?recruiter=626747357&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink

rolling for no-anons-with-bfs-allowed edition

>>7235455
Dubs checked. What if you get a bf before the edition is over?

>>7235470
you must leave with no announcement

>>7235506
:´(

>>7235506
Looks like I'm safe

>>7235565
because sweaty man drama is for children and your shitty memes have successfully killed /asp/.

New thread
>>7235738
>>7235738
>>7235738
Ignore the shitposter

>>7211693
>unable to
Can you even read? He said they choose not to. Fuck I can't stand /mascgen/
Plenty of hot dudes, no brains

>>7216646
Na u handsome familiar. I've seen worse beards, too