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good morning edition

• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdft
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Discord: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY

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>>7215507
>hru?
...
I'm okay now I guess
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>>7215507
your urine should be completely clear or at least pale yellow, ideally

>>7215518
<3
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First for Goooood mythical morning girls.
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And another friend gives up on me. That makes two this month, which is...

... all of them.
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>>7215529
:(
has you hrt arrived yet?
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AND I'M TRYING TRYING TRYING TRYING BUT I
CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF
CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF
I WANT IT ALL NO NOTHING ELSE
CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF
GIVE ME UR ALL AND NOTHING ELSEEEEEEEEE
OH I, I WANT IT ALL
i want it alllllllllllll
i want it allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
oooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhhh
can't KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF
i mean i could but why would i want to?
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so at dinner
there was cheese on top of french fries at a restaurant we were at
she was trying to cut it with a fork which was failing
so she said to me
"Can you please cut the cheese?"
We both proceeded to laugh for a minute or two...
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>>7215532
You dun cracked darling
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>>7215531
Nope.
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>>7215537

the doctor's say ur no good
but ppl say what they wanna say
and you should if i couuUUuLLLLddddd
i'd breathe u in every single
oOOOOOOOOH
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>>7215522
huh, yeah, i woke up an hour ago and it definitely wasn't like that

>>7215518
good, you were having a rough time there it seems

>>7215529
fugg, why did they do this?
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First for squeezing Kit's sissy eggs till she shoots girl-cream into her panties.
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>>7215544
>>7215544
>>7215544
woah
uh...
brb
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they can't be serious..
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i'm so empty
i guess my biggest fear is that nothing can fill this void
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>>7215542
Yissss
https://youtu.be/Z4d4yB-cm6E
There you go
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>>7215543
>why did they do this?
Because I'm miserable, anxious, and unhappy all the time and everyone loses patience with me because they think I don't like them.
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>>7215543
I'd say it's not without reason

But whatever I'm eating spaghetti now

How are you this morning
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>>7215544
this just made my male cock twitch
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>>7215557

w-wow
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>>7215543
>>7215511
these hugg pictures are makin me feel so lonely ;_;
>>7215540
aw the waiting sucks
i'm sorry you have your friend issues on top of all this
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>tfw have to get up early tomorrow because of exams
Why couldn't it have been later like all the others?
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>>7215569
damn how many more exams do you have
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>>7215566
Inorite? I've loved it forever
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>>7215570
Three.
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>>7215544
SQUEEZE HER NUTS
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>>7215558
well fuck, sounds like some vicious cycle stuff. I'm pretty sure I did the same with some of my friends as well.
They wanted to go out often in the evening but i never wanted to because i was too nervous about it. In the end they got bored of me.
I think sometimes this is inevitable, when you have these problems you deal with on the inside and your friends aren't able to help you shoulder the burden, or at least understand you, it's hard to maintain a friendly relationship like this.

>>7215562
yeah somethings been happening the past week or so with you, it's apparent. Idk what it is but i hope it's somehow resolved, or at least you can get past it to an extent.

im good, gonna do a whole lot of nothing today, kinda looking forward to it.

>>7215568
oh sorry, i just kinda self-insert there, I won't post them anymore. Didn't realize they were having this effect.

>>7215569
good luck aussie
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IMPORTANT
PROMOTIONAL (YOU)'S ARE BEING HANDED OUT FREE OF CHARGE, AS LONG AS YOU PUT IN YOUR ORDER WITHIN THE NEXT HOUR.
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I'll never get why everyone want to be little girls
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>>7215578
Thanks Greek/Dutch.
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>>7215578
it's fine you can keep posting them!!
i just want hugs really bad ;_;
>>7215574
well get a nice amount of sleep
last time you said you barely slept at all
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>failing boymode sometimes
>not sure how or why people think I pass
>don't take care of myself, not enough confidence to socially transition
>can't stop obsessing over my male characteristics
>no matter how hard I try I'm not actually capable of feeling like I'm a woman and not just a freakish deformed man

Should I kill myself /mtfg/?
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I'm still unsure I want to socially transition.
I feel like a feminine boy now and really, if hrt can just keep doing its thing for another 6 months to a year I think I'll be happy.

I kind of see it as I'm treating a disorder with the prescribed treatment and it's working well. I'm unsure if I *need* to socially transition.

The cons:
-Getting called "man" and "sir" are starting to grind on me a bit
-I inevitably want to wear more female clothing and it kind of feels pointless if I never wore those in public.
-I've started to love a nickname some of my friends have started to use on me based on my female name... and I see no reason for them not to use it in public
-My voice still kind of bothers me, but apparently it's kind of already high pitched and part of the issue is I think I just need speech therapy from backsliding from the 6+ years of childhood speech therapy because I mumble and feel like if I could just get more used to talking it would be more consistently pitched. I can tell I get fearful of talking how it "just comes out" and change it.

So it's not so much I feel a desire to present female as much as it seems kind of like an inevitable conclusion based on my desires. It would probably be disgustingly "euphoric" if strangers called me m'am.

Am I just not calling a spade a spade?
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>>7215595
It's math so I don't really give much of a shit desu.
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>>7215586
>Holy fuck tfw ywn look like this
Hello, I would like to order one of your finest (You)s, please, hold the salt.
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>>7215532
What song is this?
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>>7215568
>these hugg pictures are makin me feel so lonely ;_;
Excluding my mother, nobody has ever hugged me. And nobody has ever EVER cuddled with me. It's the worst.
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>>7215597
No, but you should start learning feminine mannerisms and speach.
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I want to look like this.
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>>7215562
You know i was really worried when i skipped through the last threads and saw that you're having these dark thoughts again. I understand how calming it is to just walk by this places and think about how it could just all end, even though you're not really planning to do it, because something still keeps you here. At least i hope that you still have something, that stop you from doing anything bad :/

>>7215328
I wish that too, but nobody loves me...

>>7213886
I could teach you, well a bit i guess. I'm just using ubuntu
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>>7215586
omg pls i need this
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>>7215604
well maybe we could pop each other's cuddle cherry
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>>7215586
gimme a (you) please

>>7215592
that doesn't sound as cute :(

>>7215595
I won't post them anymore

hugg ham

>>7215597
>no matter how hard I try I'm not actually capable of feeling like I'm a woman and not just a freakish deformed man

I've heard this takes a long time

also dont kys

>>7215598
that definitely sounds like not calling a spade a spade. Perhaps you've associated various negative ideas and thoughts with socially transitioning that aren't necessarily what socially transitioning is about?

>>7215607
irl tracer
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>>7215597
my sister!
I'm >>7215598

You should hold out and do some soul searching. Maybe you just need to find a way to love yourself again. Whether that's getting laid, a bf, a therapist, a dog or just a friend. A little bit of kindness towards yourself is hard but god damn does it last a long time.
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>>7215610
I would like that, you are cute but I am not.
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>tfw just got home.
The drive was a sleepy one.
When I parked in the barn the cat rubbed against my leg. Now I have to take my pants, and stockings off or I'll get a red lower leg.
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>>7215611
I dunno any nicknames for Greeks or Dutch people sorry ;-;
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>>7215578
>well fuck, sounds like some vicious cycle stuff.
I want to break it but I don't know how. I meet somebody, but I'm anxous and depressed, they grow tired of me or even hostile towards me and leave. This makes me more anxious and depressed. I dwell on it for months only getting worse until meeting somebody new. And it repeats.

I keep getting worse and the amount of time people are willing to spend with me keeps shrinking. I haven't had a friendship last over a year in so long.
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>>7215613
you're an irreplaceable human soul, that's all you need to be..
plus i'm willing to bet you're cuter than me in real life desu
>>7215611
hugg sertii uwu
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>>7215612
>dont like sex, have a gf, therapist, three dogs, and an active social life
>still want to kill myself

Welp.
>>7215611
>dont kys
But why?
>>7215606
I don't see what practicing being a fake girl is gonna do to help me feel any less like a man who just wishes he was a girl
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AAAAHHHH I JUST SPILLED WATER ALL OVER THE CUTE SKIRT I JUST STOLE FROM MY MOMS CLOSET AND WAS GOING TO WEAR TO BED
FUUUUUUCK
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>>7215622
well at least now you can cum on it without worry
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>>7215620
You're starting to get treated like a girl. What happens to real girls, they are treated like a girl. How is this different? Act like a real girl, and they will never know.
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>>7215625
They'll never know but I will.
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>>7215615
it's ok, i can't think of any either. I'll take it

>>7215617
desu i don't know either :s making friends isn't my greatest strength, especially these past years. I kind of hope transitioning will give me the energy/confidence to eventually be more social and meet more people but who knows

>>7215618
owo

>>7215620
if you are alive, you always have the chance to be happy. Can't be happy when you're dead now can you?
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>I'll never be what I want to be :(
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>>7215629
Can't feel awful and want to kill myself when I'm dead either tho, and I want that much more than to be happy.
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>>7215611
>Perhaps you've associated various negative ideas and thoughts with socially transitioning that aren't necessarily what socially transitioning is about?
Shit. So you think so too? I'll keep pondering it as I get closer to the "well why not?" moment.
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>>7215626
What you know doesn't matter. It is what they perceive that matters. Just be a girl and don't worry.
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>>7215629
Oh hi Sertii,
how are you today? :3
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>>7215578
>somethings been happening the past week or so with you, it's apparent.
Well >>7214482 explains today I suppose but other stuff is just other stuff...

>>7215608
You're too kind to me
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>>7215629
Dutchy or Greeky?
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>>7215638

Also remember what you said yourself?
>>6958875
>My life is unsalvageable, im an ugly man and I will never be the girl I want to be so why go on?
Okay, yeah, you're right. Why go on? If you really honestly wanted to kill yourself you'd have done it already. I was doing the exact same thing you are, in basically the same position with the same mindset a couple days ago. I planned to kill myself last night but instead I found some dumb thing to plan a few months away and stayed up all night figuring it out and idk ya know it just passed.
If you really did want to die and give up you wouldn't be here right now, that's one thing I've learned from the people I've lost to suicide.

But if you want to bully someone bully me because I don't care what you have to say about me.
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>>7215629
>I kind of hope transitioning will give me the energy/confidence to eventually be more social and meet more people but who knows
That's my plan, but like, it'll still be years without friends assuming this even works.
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hi im a wu shang main and i cut myself and have never had a single friend in my entire life and have a noose that i masturbate to the thought of using
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>>7215646
That is a lovely sentiment isla...
U homo
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>>7215646
>a noose that i masturbate to the thought of using

are you into asphyxiation too?
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>>7215641
Fuck I'd forgotten about that

Why bring it up?
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>>7215650 buy melk!
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>>7215587
Because they're mtf and such want to be or approximate females and feminine traits. A bulky upper body would be amost entirely impossible for a natural hunter gatherer woman to cultivate, so we have evolved to perceive it as male secondary sexual characteristics. You might as well ask in ftmg "why does everyone here not want boobs?"
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>>7215650
you can use mine
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>>7215648
i just fucking hate a character in a video game
>>7215649
nah
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>>7215650
aren't there some lactating trips in here?
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>>7215650
>coffee
>18 years old
enjoy being a manlet.
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>>7215650
>putting coffee in your milk
pussy
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i was a creature before i could stand
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>>7215659
but hes 19
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tfw uses condesned milk 4 my coffe
tfw will never grow up
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>>7215658
>>7215659
>>7215661
expressing caffeinated milk.
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I have fugly asian eyelids that makes it impossible to pass. Anybody know anything about asian eyelid surgery? Like where to get it, how much etc? thanks
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>>7215668
I've never tasted piss mate, but I'm fairly sure it doesnt taste like coffee
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I was considering just running away with the yous, but I guess I'm not cut out to be a scammer
>>7215600
Iktf, I can't really accept how gross I am, don't think I'll ever be happy :(
>>7215609
(you) got a friend in me
>>7215611
4 (you)
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>>7215656 (nice numbars) we have adjusted the haracter model to give her 20%smaller bewbs and guven her a 15% larger tummy, she still needs to be attractive enough for 14yo boys to buy our 18+ game
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>>7215633
is there any reason you feel like this though? Or is it depression? Have you talked to a therapist?

often we feel like things would be easier if they were just over, but then a few nice moments can bring you back on your feet. Happiness is a lot better than nothingness, and im not sure if nothingness would be nicer than feeling sad.

>>7215634
yeah definitely, you're basically saying you're uncomfortable with socially transitioning and then proceed to list all the reasons why you want to socially transition. Just go for it, take it step by step.

>>7215637
hi! i'm alright. Going to make breakfast soon i think.

>>7215638
you are a girl though, and it's really unfair that your mother placed these expectations on you. Your parents brought you into this world but ultimately you are your own person, with your own life, your own hopes and dreams and your mother had no right to even be disappointed that you're not going to give her a grandchild. I was born the only boy in my immediate family, i had one sister and two nieces. My grandmother always told me i was going to continue the family name and stuff as the only male grandchild she had, but in the end that's not your problem.

We live our lives to makes ourselves happier, not to satisfy some ridiculous outdated fantasy our family has about lineage and bloodline

>>7215639
idk neither of those sound good.. there are greek nicknames but they are all derogatory so i'm not going to name them here

>>7215645
i think support groups are meant for this sort of thing, as its a somewhat common issue. I would try to find one close to you and see how it is. Many trans people are lonely and have many of the same problems.
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>>7215669
We both know there's a difference between passing and being pretty. Let's pretend we do for a second.

Isn't this called "double eyelid surgery"? It's disgustingly common in South Korea.
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>>7215674
That's a shame.
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Good morning
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>>7215651
Because you're feeling the same again, i guess..

>>7214482
You know that's all past. All your losses must have been horrible for you, but it was not your fault and you shouldn't have to worry about those past things. It's hard but you have to get over those things and focus on the present. Thinking about the future is important, too i guess, but it always makes me depressed.
But maybe you should set yourself a little goal, like i dunno learn something new, maybe some exercise goal, or set yourself a weight goal to be less skelly :3
...or maybe something bigger, like going to the moon - but if you want to go there, you need to go on living, because they'll probably still need a few years to make that affordable! (but i dunno smaller goals might be better)
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>>7215650
>not using girl-cream instead
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>>7215678
No, japanese people generally look nicer and a bit shorter
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>>7215679 ok how do you get your trips like that?
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>>7215678
>Girl with hooded eyes
They're so frustrating to apply makeup!
>Girl without
I'm good.
>Asian girl
I want them!

Confusing desu
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>>7215684
Tripcode explorer. I've had this one for years though.
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>>7215687 Thank you XxX =)
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>>7215672
phew i was worried for a bit

<3333333333333333333333
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>>7215674
>i think support groups are meant for this sort of thing, as its a somewhat common issue. I would try to find one close to you and see how it is. Many trans people are lonely and have many of the same problems.
There are none, have looked. I live in a small town with 3k people and nowhere nearby is any more populated. It's all straight white people here.

The nearest support group is like a 5 hour drive.
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Hi Boo

>>7215688
Mmhmm. This one took about a week to generate.
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I think we hit a peak in 2000 and we've been regressing back through history ever since

Iraq war = Vietnam
Everyone smoking pot everywhere
Days of protests

Seriously I'm just waiting for Bernie to call people to the streets and the whole country shutting down before he's assainated
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>>7215695
why say hi to him
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>>7215689
Girl cum is sweet enough.
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I'm falling asleep
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>>7215699
Because not greeting someone you've known for years is rude.
>>7215703
I wouldn't know I don't really like coffee. Unless you consider iced mocha frappes or cappuccinos coffee.
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>>7215704
get some sleep cute planet

*pats head*
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>>7215704
i hope you have some real sweet dreams
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I will work forever to get those trips!
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>ok, off to sleep.
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>>7215703
Bernie is an old school rights fighter, you don't think he couldn't call for a protest or give a speech where mlk stood and. It pack the house (after a certain religious freedom bill that's anti LGBT gets passed)

Believe me, shits already real, it'll get crazy
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>>7215713
#7 will blow your mind out!
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>>7215672
I'm at least content with how I am now and I know I'll look even better after HRT, but damn I know I'll never look that good, I don't usually get dysphoria from pictures of cis girls but she's tiggering me hard.
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>>7215684
If you're really bored you can also try it manually, by typing a new trip every time you post something, maybe you're lucky and get a nice trip out of it. A lot more satisfying than just using https://github.com/madsbuvi/MTY_CL
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>>7215713
I'm so used to looking in the mirror and seeing my penis that I kinda thought this picture was weird for a sec
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>>7215704
Sleep well, sweet dreams~
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I like my butt, but, ill nevar have a booty liek that =(
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>>7215721
People who read drudge seriously are weird
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>>7215721
So they're white girl coffee? Hmm. Let stepfather adds milk and sugar to his coffee and it's alright I guess. Maybe try that. Add a bit at a time to find the perfect amount for you.
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why is pookie not laying on the floor with me watching cooking shows
wtf/????
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>>7215724
but butt is actually attainable by anyone, it's not very dependent on bone structure. Just do squats m80
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anxiety is going to prevent me from doing anything with transition
what the fuck do i do
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>>7215722
Rip
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I WANT DO SKWUTS!!!!!!!!
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>>7215722
She would be super jealous, you know. Boobs AND a dick? You're greedy, Faye.
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oh cool, my titty skittles are missing and my mom's door is locked
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>>7215718
We should make clickbait
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>>7215731
anxiety prevents me from letting hot guys have sex with me
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>>7215740
what the fuck!!
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tfw not cuddling her right now
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>>7215740
You should ask your mom if she's seen where your girl pills went.
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>>7215743 dont worry snoic, we've all been there
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>>7215737
He flys coach and walks to work bae, please
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>>7215676
My eyes are the ugliest part of my face. I hope I can afford them.

Am I fucked up for wanting to be pretty? :( Honestly, I'm slightly above average as a guy, and I'd rather be a 'desirable' version of what I'm not than an 'undesirable' version of what I am, if that makes any sense...
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>>7215745
I haven't even come out

why isn't she home
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>>7215740
oh jeez that sucks anon :s gl
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>>7215740
ya fired
>>7215752
is there anyway you can open her door? pick the lock?
>>7215741
top 10 reason maeve wants to die B)
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>>7215750
Why are you constantly a jerk?
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>>7215587
>>7215722
when are you getting FFS, SRS and a boyfriend?

>>7215717
>>7215727
Trump is basically going to be the "right wing" version of Sanders, I don't even care that Trump won.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/12/opinion/bernie-sanders-where-the-democrats-go-from-here.html
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>>7215752
fuck maybe she found your pills? Maybe she's locked them in her room and is planning on confronting you about it

is there any way to get inside the room without breaking anything, get the pills, hide them and then feign ignorance?
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>>7215752 shamefully its not difficult to search what a medication does, especially something as specific as oestrogen or antiandrogen
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>>7215758
cause it makes him feel better about himself and also he's quite socially inept so sometimes he seriously doesn't understand that what he's doing is douchey lol
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>>7215757
It's a hook lock from the inside, I mean I can break it open but that fixes nothing
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>>7215737
Then try with just sugar.
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>>7215752
should have got a lockbox and stashed it better
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>>7215751
>I hope I can afford them.
In time I'm sure it's very affordable. Start saving now because that's definitely not changing from hrt. Looks like it's anywhere between $2000-4000 averaging around $3125.

In the meantime, consider looking up "double eyelid tape" to see if it gives you the kind of look you might want. No reason to wait to start feeling pretty. There's is nothing wrong with wanting to look nice.
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>>7215763
idk
just check absolutely everywhere else and make sure you didn't just misplace them
otherwise prepare for some sort of confrontation
do you think she'd be upset? because i'd break in if i thought she was gonna throw them out
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>>7215771
>make sure you didn't just misplace them
I know I didn't because I put them all in planners and only take that day's supplies with me.
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>>7215759
What's a right wing version of sanders?

He appointed his family into his transition team, he kept his business going into office, and hides who he owes money to as a president, and the market is betting he's going to give gobs of money to republican favored big businesses (like his own)

Hes not anti establishment, he's republican prime
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>>7215769
Same. I'm watching short films and eating Starburst
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there's a big shortage of commie pics
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>>7215757
>top 10 reason maeve wants to die B)
No no. You have to add superfluous adjectives, and if you can try to make assumptions of the viewer.
Top 10 sad reasons maeve wants to die that you won't believe!
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>>7215774
ssshhh
just stare into his eyes
think about what it would be like to be his second wife
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>>7215748
I wanna bf but I keep rejecting all the good ones because my anxiety spikes and they think I'm not interested.

I think I just have to tell them to play along and reassure them it's fine if I don't seem into it right away.
after my butte gets warmed up I'll melt and be theirs. just keep a safe word on hand in case I need it.

>>7215775
I should be trying to sleep but I'm in bed staring at my phone, and getting kinda hunger
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>>7215776
>ywn be a qt sniper in the Red Army during the GPW.
;-;
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>that time I genuinely misplaced my pills and couldn't find them for 20 minutes and started to think my parents actually hid them because they changed their minds on supporting my decision
>that time I found them on the floor and I remembered how unfounded the constant paranoia is
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>>7215751
thank you kind anon. i'm totally closeted and pre-everything. DESU i don't even think i'll ever get to start HRT. I'm lucky to have a smaller frame, some hips and a decent butt, and I just want prettier eyes so in the nights where i dress up and look in the mirror I could feel less disgusted with myself.

>No reason to wait to start feeling pretty.
still in the military (forced conscription where i live) so i can't grow my hair out. That's the reason i have to wait to starting feeling pretty.

I'm barely 20 and I'm dying inside. god knows how far i'll make before giving in
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>>7215782
I wouldn't say I'm lucky. Come over and I'll share.
>>7215783
Grab something to eat and then try to sleep.
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>>7215787
yea, I think a few women fought in the Red Army too.
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>>7215774
if only Hillary hadn't bullied, muscled and ultimately paid Sanders to get out of the way when he wouldn't initially take the bribe money
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>>7215780
Never trust a blonde man over 20
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>>7215784
>you will never protect the motherland from the fascist invaders

>>7215787
>partisan

yes but there was on official sniper unit in the soviet red army that was composed entirely of women

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_the_Russian_and_Soviet_military#Land_forces

>The Soviet Union also used women for sniping duties, and to good effect, including Nina Alexeyevna Lobkovskaya and Ukrainian Lyudmila Pavlichenko (who killed over 300 enemy soldiers). The Soviets found that sniper duties fit women well, since good snipers are patient, careful, deliberate, and should avoid tactical hand-to-hand combat. Women served also in non-combat roles as medics, nurses, communication personnel, political officers, as well - in small numbers - as machine gunners, tank drivers. Manshuk Mametova was a machine gunner from Kazakhstan and was the first Soviet Asian woman to receive the Hero of the Soviet Union for acts of bravery.
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>>7215791
>implying a 70 year old presidential candidate drives himself anywhere

You know how the secret service works right?
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>>7215773
scary situation desu
maybe you could call her and talk it out
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>>7215794
>You know how the secret service works right?
They don't work for candidates who lost after the race is over.
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>>7215793
;-;
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>>7215791
What's wrong with this? Sanders isn't a communist or against wealth
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Thank you america for starting world war 3 with russia, i will remember that i have you to thank when the russian troops march across england burning everything in its path kappa
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>>7214774
hi

>>7215246
it's not always easy to get one

>>7215351
I wonder if my nightmares are caused by PTSD
last night was pretty rough, at least it was mostly only animals getting killed this time...
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>>7215794
I suppose he cut himself shaving before the DNC too right?
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>>7215803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uOPFTnHG-Q
If you're going to post off-topic garbage at least do a little research. Hillary was the anti-Russia candidate.
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>>7215804
Yeah, the Communist ideals of the USSR made them view the two genders as more equal. Hell I recall them spewing out propaganda in the muslim parts of the country telling the muslim girls to not be essentially slaves to the husband.

>>7215803
>Russia
>Conquering England
The Russian Navy is garbage.
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>>7215808
>>7215805
I know, i was just joking
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>>7215798
Oh so he's driving that car behind a bus campaigning for him in a picture that was released during the primary, happened after the primary?

So confused

Wait is he a time lord?
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How probable is it to get molested, when going somewhere in girlmode, even if i don't pass?
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oh shit mercury is (possibly) dead?
man I'm slow

>tfw nobody in my family has ever died from cancer except my granddad and he was 87 when he was diagnosed
almost 100% certainty of getting vascular dementia though lol
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>>7215803
>Hilldog calls Putin a war criminal
>Hilldog wants to institute a no-fly-zone over Syria where Russian planes are the majority of aircrafts int he sky
>Hilldog accuses Putin of cyberwarfare in an attempt to influence the election despite there being no evidence
>Hilldog wants to retaliate and openly calls for cyberwarfare between the US and Russia

>Trump wants to be friends with Russia and defended them against the cyberattack accusations

>Putin has called for a desire to restore US/Russian relations after Trump's victory which is a huge deal

People are actually going to believe Trump is the war candidate too.
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>>7215801
nothing, only Faye thinks that Sanders is jesus reincarnate yet for some reason isn't outraged that he never stood a chance because Hillary and co rigged the DNC and then did what it took for him to fall in line, probably threatened his family..
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>>7215817 dont worry, my brain is still probably over 65% functional, its just dry humour.
satire gets thrown around alot these days, but it is a bitch to understand when written.
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>>7215818
thats a weird question yo
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>>7215822
>openly calls for cyberwarfare between the US and Russia
actually she was calling for military retaliation for the cyberattacks of which there was no evidence of it being Russia
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>>7215818 depends bby, you near my neck of the woods?
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>>7215821
Well women were typically just given sniping positions and weren't employed in huge numbers, the USSR had a huge population anyways to throw at the Germans even after losing territories such as Ukraine and many soldiers being killed/captured during the start of Operation Barbarossa.
>>
Bernie can still win
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>>7215804
I have 2 bags of Starburst
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>>7215828
You're right, I fibbed a little for the format of the post but it was Kerry who said on National TV they would be covertly hacking into Russia.
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>>7215826
that's pretty good innings for a doggo
my cat is 18 next May
it'll be a shame when he dies but I think we've spent a decent amount of time together at least
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my tits are bigger than fayes and I just took a pic. im not going to post it
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>>7215824
He was the worse president

Sanders is going to fuck shit up, but now that we're brinkong on the destruction of our environment, our health, and our people, we need a radical to break their back and make it 3x worse for them.

I want to marry my illegal gay transhuman bald eagle kin on the steps of the Supreme Court while Bernie presides
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>another nazi bites the dust
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>>7215828
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/clinton-us-should-use-military-response-fight-cyberattacks-russia-china-1579187
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>>7215818
uh wut

you mean on any given occasion?

pretty unlikely

pretty unlikely overall too, verbal harassment is a different story but that's not being molested lol what do you mean
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>>7215833 (dubs) Drakey Baby please, you flatter me honey.
you need to remember that my one hundo % is about the same as the kind of person who thinks half price is better than 50% off
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>target eliminated
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i want love but i don't think i'd believe someone if they said they loved me .-.
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>>7215828
Only every intelligence agency and the credentialed non partisan hacking collective found evidence that they blantantly didn't even care to hide their tracks and it was obviously Russia


But like drudge said it was a lie, and the media is to blame for 4 days of riots in every state in the nation (except Louisiana weirdly) and that's not fairrrrrr
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>>7215831
In theory. If everyone doesn't do their job.

I remember an article that came out a few months ago explaining that it was still possible for Bernie to win. If his home-state wrote his name in and he won it (and the numbers made it look not impossible for his state) and if Hillary and Clinton stayed neck and neck....

If no candidate receives a majority of Electoral votes, the House of Representatives elects the President from the 3 Presidential candidates who received the most Electoral votes. Each state delegation has one vote. And Bernie would have one...

If they realized from voter turn out how disgusted everyone was with their choices... Bernie would technically be a winner.

So, in theory, if enough states swing their electoral votes because it "didn't match the popular vote" and Bernie magically gets one, that would be enough for him to be eligible again.
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>>7215844
#notallwerhmachtarenazis.
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>>7215845
>ibtimes
>drudge
>hanity

Rip journalism
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>>7215822
>>7215828
what do you consider evidence, 1080p 60hz video of every hacker in action? lol...
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>>7215857
>attacking the source instead of the content
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>>7215855
>they look like nazis to me from up here at least
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>>7215856
>500 mil
how stupid can you be tho
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>>7215856
It was around 20 million.
About half were civilians and the other half military.
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>>7215858
literally anything. none has been produced
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>>7215856
>it was some crazy number like a quarter of the world's population
>a quarter of the world's population
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>>7215859
http://mylittlepony.com/they-publish-lise-for-money.html
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>>7215856
>youre so fucking lucky
>i am LITERALLY on my way
Drake phucks for candy confirmed
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>>7215852
>non partisan
like how Correct The Record was non partisan?

Obama is president, blaming it on Trump when he hasn't even taken office let alone outlined his policies is stupid.

>>7215857
its what Hillary said, they're just covering it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ahr0-KpvLM

>>7215858
ip's
logs
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>>7215855
>implying i can't spot a nazi from over 500 meters away
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>>7215866
proof? because there was proof of dnc/hrc campaign colluding with journalists

also hhahhahhaha trump won hhhahahahaha loser
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>>7215869
the nazis were the heroes
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YAY! politics!!!!
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>>7215871
When I get my news, I always go for cult affiliated seo driven clickbait that exploits its workers and doesn't give health care
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speaking of politics, I cant wait until I have bewbies and a big bumbum!
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>>7215877
i'm not angry, it's just hilarious you literally thought half of all men in the world were killed in wwii
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>>7215873
>nazis drop like flies when i put then in my sights
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>>7215869
What do you think about Phienchen?
Do you hate Germans?
>>
this isnt really related but, it was the weirdest fucking advert I have EVER seen on youtube!
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>>7215875
>taking heresay from disgruntled employees as evidence
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>>7215878
I have those though so now I want the right to estrogen to keep them perky and prostate exams so I don't die of cancer
>>
i'm a boring and worthless thing and nobody should save me
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>>7215883
why would i hate germans?

I think phien is wrong but idk if she's a nazi ironically or unironically and she's just conservative.
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>>7215885
Yeah who uses internet explorer?
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>>7215886
The cofounder openly runs a cult, I'm sorry, it's not a secret, you're just swimming in the deep end with two gimp arms here
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>>7215875
did you watch this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ahr0-KpvLM
she says it near the end, right after she says she wants to make sure the nuclear arsenal is modernised
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>>7215877
20 million people is the most any side lost in the war.
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>>7215880
Yeah, its great that LITERALLY HITLER is in the white house
>>7215893
idgaf about the cult I was talking about the alleged paid puff pieces
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>>7215890
Okay i'm glad~
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>>7215893
people in glass houses shouldnt throw stones
your candidate is a satanist
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>>7215887 one good way to keep your prostate healthy is regular massaging =)

>>7215890 dont worry anon, we're here to talk if you want, but they're talking about politics :(
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>>7215891 wut?
>>
>>7215896
I love it when people lose the moral high ground and just say fuck it, being on the cult web site as proof of a conspiracy
>>
trannies arguing over politics...
welcome to 4chan
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>>7215902
you still haven't answered me
who cares if the ibtimes is run by a cult, Hillary actually said it and she is on camera saying it >>7215868
>>7215894
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>>7215905
Around a million died in the American Civil War.
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>>7215902
lol who the hell cares about cults hahah

oh and btw you lost

>>7215905
i am TERRIFIED! how can so many Americans be racist??
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>>7215902
not to mention
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/06/03/ugly-bloody-scenes-in-san-jose-as-protesters-attack-trump-supporters-outside-rally/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuJGHuIkzY
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implying American civil war>World War 2?
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>>7215905
you like to say that a lot when you're embarrassed, don't you
>>
how tf does someone look like a holiday ham
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>>7215907
why wouldn't we argue over politics? Especially when trans healthcare existence is so volatile and not something that's solidly in place. Politics only affects us more.
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>>7215905
>wasnt more lost in the civil war?
>if you count both sides as americans
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>>7215912
no its more like WW1 > WW2 > Civil war
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>>7215905
homeschooled much?

>>7215915
this
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>>7215917
>wasnt more lost in the civil war?
>compared to the ussr in ww2

average american voter desu
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>>7215918
hm? ww1 was SUPPOSED to be the war to end all wars but ww2 was def worse
>>
oh i love politics, Good morning, Good morning thread!
>>
is it OCD to say the same thing out loud over and over like an autist (typically from anxiety)
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>>7215920
desu i legit feel bad for him

>>7215923
that's dependent on quite a few factors
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>>7215924
no like
i dont get it
shes kinda cute
so i dont get it at all
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>>7215924
i love how whenever your intelligence is challenged you can only resort to calling people autistic and angry lmao

fr tho how are you that uneducated about your own country's history homes
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autism is my best friend =3
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>>7215911
A trump supporter literally shot someone yesterday, guess what happens if you attack a protest group?
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>>7215930
MY GUY
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>>7215930
i mean that's just stupid if you think about it for more than five seconds though, you don't need to have go to class for it lol
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>>7215929

daily reminder that drakeposter is eighteen (18) years old
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>>7215937
daily reminder that sertii is my gf
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>>7215937
nineteen (19)
>>
Drakeposter is my !FAg/.DDY.
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>>7215937
when he left the latest and greatest discord he was like "fine imma let this die then"

as if his presence was keeping it alive lmao

>>7215939
this may be the most nonsensical post you've made yet
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>>7215852
>The IP was in Russia
>It was the Russsians
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>>7215856
Do you even know where I live
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>>7215941
cute

>>7215943
Sad.
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>>7215921
no you're right,
60 million dead in WW2
38 million WW1

>>7215934
Hillary supporter wearing a maga hat
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I love estrogen hs
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>>7215950
>knows friends age
>sad
quid wtf
>>7215948
my guy
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>>7215956
lmao no i'm saying it's sad he's 19

considering everything about him
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>>7215953 I wish to see this 'Manga Hat' you speak of...
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>>7215939
>implying someone would be embarrassed enough to have to drop trip to tell you something like this

>>7215941
owo

>>7215943
>>7215948

that's even worse desu

reminder that this person is old enough to vote and be responsible for their own life decisions.

>>7215945
holy fuck

>>7215948
>l-learn english!

pathetic desu

i bet you couldn't even learn a second language if you put all your energy into it
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>>7215934
are you going to even acknowledge that Hillary said there would be military responses to cyber attacks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ahr0-KpvLM
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>>7215959 (quads)
*prepares anus*
>>
I have never shaved my legs and just bought an epilator, should I shave them first or go at it raw. Alternatively I could bring them down to size with a beard trimmer.
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>>7215964
Greeks aren't gypsies, you're thinking of Romanians.
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It pains me to report this, but I honestly believe in today's life for transgenders, the correct answer to my own titular question is, "Yes, it's true".

But how could anyone say that? Isn't the very idea completely contrary to everything we've ever "tried" about becoming a woman? Does "MTF Trans" equate with "Beautiful and Desirable like a Real Woman would be"? Sadly, the answer to the latter two questions these days have to be a resounding "No". Welcome to being transgender circa 2016, my friends.

Permit me, if I may, to reflect for a moment or two on my own life-long struggle with being a trans girl. Like a very small handful who will read these words, I spent my formative years rejecting my male identity. I can vividly recall (at age five) discovering a barbie doll at my family's cottage on an island in South Coast of British Columbia left by a previous tenant, and I fondly remember that back then any day with a barbie doll was, for me anyways, a special day indeed. In those days, playing with a doll didn't necessarily mean "turning into a girl", and so when an opportunity arose itself I managed to ask a barbie doll of my own, but I was told no, repeatedly. Strangely enough, all of my belongings were "androgynous" back then. Sometimes my “androgynous” toys would enable me to express a form of feminity as an escape from reality. So I did what any other little boy would have done and stole a collection of feminine objects and hid them in secret at kid-friendly locations where I was able to experience them, as I could not bring inside the house. It was an exhilarating experience unlike any other I’d had until that point, and nobody but me knew about it of course.
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>>7215966
Trimmer then epi
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>>7215969
On it.
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>>7215957
So people have to be educated about everything and conform to your expectations to not be sad?
SAD!
Weak!
(did that sound like trump??)
>>7215959
i mean some of them are off the rocker imo
>>7215960
oh well.
>>7215968
go away sarah.
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>>7215968
hello Justine/Sarah
why arent you on your meds?
>>
>>7215960
yeah lmao

then everyone you know, started actually feeling comfortable there and posting selfies again and shit

>>7215971
uh no lol i don't mean his political beliefs i mean how socially inept and edgy he is
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>>7215966
bring them down to size, quarter of an inch should be fine

>>7215964
good, don't talk back to me

>>7215967
>expecting him to know the difference

>>7215968
>>7215973

>CNT and drakeposter in the same thread

this is retard time isn't it?

>>7215971
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>7215973
And it is a mess, isn’t it? For proof, just take a look around in any given /mtfg/ thread, the sad examples of the very worst that trans people have to offer. Every one of them is filled with overflowing with so-called “you’ll be fine” and/or “you look cis” with hardly a feminine feature in sight. The overwhelming majority of hugboxers who display their unshaven, obese, balding-selves to the world have learned everything they “know” about being a girl, from the Internet, or even worse, from some vile, crass, sleazy sjw whose sole interest in trans issues of any kind is its ability to earn them a “brownie point” profit.

The trans community circa 2016 is a place where one can readily find the most foul, awful kind of our own, but where a passing MTF woman that contains no deleterious genetic material is relegated to the outside world, so to speak… “undeformed” now means “not one of us” to most people reading this. What kind of a movement equates deformity with virtue and “normalcy” with foreign? Somewhere alone the line, a love of, or even a reverence for passing started to be considered an “outmoded thought”, and almost everyone simultaneously decided that it was high time to start showing themselves with outright contempt for anyone else who dare I say, look like “a real woman”. Today, it is easier than ever before to find a trans girl who has been wilfully created to look like men. “Reputable” trips started deliberately hugboxing nonpassers to create mole lizards out of them whose skin became as thick as the bottom of a cess pool. Any embarrassment for not passing was replaced by an anime meme. Genetically compromised MTF girls have become the backbone of what is often laughably referred to as “The Trans Community”. It’s a “21 century” miracle.
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>>7215978
can u tl:dr for me my guy
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>>7215976
I know.
>>7215980
well you can reply to her if u wanna
but it doesnt do anything
>>7215978
stop posting your transition goals bugger.
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>7215969 Question? does an epi leave you smoother than a razor? and how good is it on sensitive skin?
thinking of investing
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>>7215981
can you do a co;mc for me my guy
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>>7215968
>>7215973
>>7215978
>A leaf enters the thread.
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>>7215985
>>7215978
>>7215973
>>7215968
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>>7215985
The Big Lie about “you pass” is a clever and self-serving one that has been propagated by a disjointed group of self-appointed, sanctimonious bloodsuckers. The hugboxers who now dominate the trans communities, and also, sadly, some outlets of mass media. The story we’re all supposed to swallow is that “you will be fine” may be true for those of you that are “gifted” with genetic compositions that are ambiguous… but to label every wildebeest as “fine in the future” is misguiding and disingenuous at best, and patently harmful at worst. Trans people around the world are fragmented and destroyed every day. What is the trans community’s response to this tragedy, you ask? Well.. we’ve told that girl who does not pass that she is fine. People think that’s the correct response to the persisting global transphobia. Some of us would disagree. Because chances are very good that if a mtf girl is being told she passes in a trans community, it really means she is destined for failure. It’s a hon.

See how that works?
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>>7215986
surde
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>>7215980
how are you this jealous she isn't even that popular
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Just a quick reminder that, for obvious reasons, I only post 100% boymode pictures here
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Why are lesbians so cuuute? x3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVjp0x8bgAk
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>>7215985
I think you need professional medical attention senpai
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>>7215988
i call her she cuz i respect her as she
anothe tranny u no
no u dont no
oops
>>7215991
wait u already did
do it again ok?
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>>7215978
The reason theres so many more transpeople today is that its hard af to repress when, unlike some years ago, youre constantly being reminded in the media that other people are transitioning, even somewhat successfully

Thats what made it impossible for me to keep repressing, it was a lot easier when you could basically forget that being trans was a thing most of the time
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why is CNT here posting bullshit wtf this bitch never learns
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>>7215998
LMAO

this guy seriously still doesn't understand depth perception

yes drake, I totally have a phone bigger than my head, good deductive skills
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>>7215969
Hey, just wondering. does an epi leave you smoother than a razor? and how is it on soft skin?
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>>7215990
all right all right but like where are you going with this?
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>>7215989
maeve i want to be your gf and cuddle a lot
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>>7215988
Why would you take this photo and then give it to 4chan, what is that chin. Jesus.
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>>7216009
that'd be hella nice
i'm all alone and cold trying to fall asleep ;_;
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>>7216011
It's like an active attempt to look downey. Dead eyes staring at something nonexistant, mouth hanging open, head pulled back.
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>>7215990
>bitches about hugboxers
>first day here throws a shit-flying seizure over not being hugboxed
lmfao CNT you're a riot.
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>>7216007
you see, sometimes things look separated by 1 inch in a 2D image when one is directly in front of the other, but when context clues are taken into account, like a phone that literally looks bigger than a human head, a sufficiently intelligent viewer can work it out for themselves

sorry for your lots
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do not bully quid
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>>7216005
>>7216017

>responding to drakeposter with reasonable arguments based on logic

I'm afraid you made a mistake here ma'am

>>7216012
you can try to cuddle your blanket and pretend it's me for a bit owo
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>>7216014
Pretty much. I don't often take pictures of myself to look good.
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>>7216020
Just lift your chin up and look at the camera
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>>7216019
this blanket isn't as cute though >:(
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is cnt memeing
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>>7216021
>short essay
>typing is this hard for drake
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>no easy way to shave balls/gooch/bumhole as easy as epilating
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>>7216022
ty, but I mostly just try to take interesting looking pictures if it's boymode because otherwise what's the point, y'know
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Lauren , or whatever your actual name your mom still calls you. Give up the cutesy act because it's repulsive when I think of the face it's coming from. Instead of collecting these "cute" pictures on here like a literal autist you should aim that energy on losing some fucking weight because you are beyond disgusting at this point. Fat ugly and unpassable. what a fucking life. Yet here you are wasting your life away posting fuckiing dog burritos because you're lost in a fantasy. What a shame for you and everyone who shamefully know you in real life edition
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bad transition
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>>7216033
that's not interesting lol, just embarrasing
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>>7216026
some mtfg analysts hypothesize that it's sarah trying to start shit
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>shoe maximum size is EU 42
>have EU 43
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>7216034
whenever you post this I just imagine biting into it and then I'm just like oh god that poor dog

also the tortilla reminds me of foreskin
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>>7216039
CNT did show up after Justine left
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>>7216024
uwu it'll have to do for now im afraid

>>7216026
no one is sure, the only real way to deal with them is to ignore

>>7216027
you'll find there are a lot of things that are easy for most people that are really hard for drake

>>7216031
isn't epilating your balls kinda dangerous?

>>7216034
hugg laur

>>7216035
why do you like this meme so much?

>>7216043
>>7216039
the timing and aggressiveness fits perfectly, the coherency not so much
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ok this thread has turned into a literal warzone
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>>7216039
The posts today are extremely sarah-like.

However, previous posts weren't. Also CNT has her own pics. Also an anon mentioned the area where CNT lives and she reacted strongly, which is a pretty heavy indicator she's not Sarah. If she were, it'd be a very complex and well-played game.

In this /mtfg/ analyst's professional opinion, CNT is just a highly neurotic passerby suddenly making high-impact bids for attention.
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>>7216045
Very, that's what I mean. Epilating is so great for legs, arms, pits, etc. I just want an equivalent way to do the sexy parts.

I'm not sexually active enough to justify waxing frequently and I can't take a razor to them.

I just want to look and feel smooth.
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>>7216045
Because dickbutt is our lord and saviour!
>>>>7216047
Nicki Minaj went wrong. thats what
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>>7216032
in that you don't even have to try to type it just happens sometimes accidentally? p sure that ain't so if you thought that was a short essay bud

also you seem like to harp on about my pizza place with great reviews and devoted customers quite a lot bruh

and i'm not real sure how she could do that when
1. i've never given her a penny
2. she sent him to jail

>>7216045
;_;

>>7216054
>epilating armpits
eep
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My back is sore for some reason.
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>>7216058
>eep
hurts but works
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>>7216039
how can transbians corrupt the gene pool if we can't reproduce??
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>>7216054
I think epilating the general pubic area (bikini) and even your ass is ok, your balls im not sure though

>>7216058
>>7216061

armpits should be fine

i tweeze that area a lot for medical reasons and it's honestly gotten kinda enjoyable to do
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>>7216061
i'm sure it does but surely that gives you a lot of ingrown hair?

>>7216062
>things that never happened

I offered to online order her food, but she never took me up on it

I was surprised that she never asked for anything from me Tbh but I think it was because she was afraid I would think she just wanted stuff from me

>>7216067
hm ok
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>>7216069
nice
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>>7216069
watching drakeposter make a fool out of himself
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>>7216072
I'm a classy dame ;p
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>>7216006
My epi hurts like hell but gives me smoother skin than I've ever had before
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Glad I'm being ignored again :-)
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>>7216079
sooo, good for legs? sounds good to me =)
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>>7216070
why even reply to drake poster?
>>7216067
ive plucked hairs off my scrotum with teezers, i've never epilated though
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>>7216080
gloomy is that u?
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>>7216080
anon is always ignored ;-;
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>>7216006
Epilators rip the air out at the root, razors cut the hair at the skin. Which means epilators leave no stubble, stay smooth much longer, AND (this is the best part) the hair permanently grows back less the more you use it.
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good night girls i hope you all have a good day tomorrow
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>>7216083
>ive plucked hairs off my scrotum with teezers
That sounds like an awful way to get all of them.
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>>7216083
I have extensive experience shaving almost literally everywhere.
feelsbadman.jpeg
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>>7216084
not gloomy but that's definitely a word to describe my feelings

>>7216085

mhm
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>>7216087
Its ok girl you will get over your repression soon no need to lash out on other transgirls
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>>7216086
so like waxing, but my skin wont hate me after?
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>>7216077
;3

>>7216083
cause im dumb i guess

>>7216087
>>7216093
the level of jelly is sad honestly

>cardboard pizza
lmaoooooo
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>>7216089
>>7216090
i didn't pluck all of the hairs, it hurts too much. but when i shave my balls and i miss some hairs, i'll just bite my tongue and pull them out with tweezers.

Shaving inside your buttcheeks and your genital areas really isn't that hard though, you just have to keep it shaved, because your pubic hair growing back is itchy as fuck
>>7216093
lol
you really are retarded, ahah
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>>7216096
Your skin will hate you, but personally not as much and it's a hell of a lot cheaper. It just takes a while.
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>>7216097
one day i want to come get a slice of pizza from you.
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>>7215959
I live in Ohio
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>>7216102
>no not the same dialect as the anon at all :')
i joke around but do you literally have some learning disability?

>>7216106
ur in luck i give free slices to all mtfg anons
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Time to put on netflix and tweeze all the hairs from my girlballs, god bless /mtfg/ for this awful idea.
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>>7216109
whats the big city you're closest to?
i really am serious, but i know you can't say the name of your resturant here
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>>7216100
I know the pain of the itchy ass, in my naive young mind I accidentally said so to my family and I realised that they instantly knew.
mfw shaving my ass at 14 :(
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>>7216109
i want one too!

>>7216114
godspeed anon
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>>7216109
C-Can this anon get one too pls
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>>7216116
i've been shaving any and all body hair since i was 14 too.
i didn't really have pubic hairs until i was about 17 or 18 though.
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>>7216120
No hulu in Canada
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>>7216109
PizzaHussy!
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>>7216123
poxy?
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>>7216115
yeah ty for understanding

we're in Cleveland, Ohio, if you were close i would totally give you a slice

>>7216117
>>7216119
yes! every trans person can have a free slice, i take donations of cuddles

>>7216124
<_<
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>>7216126
Ohio should be renamed Ohayou.
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>>7216126
You know what you did!
pepperonislut!
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>>7216126
cleveland
okay got it. as long as your skype and discord stay the same next year one day you're gonna get a message from an anon asking the name of the place.
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>>7216129
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>>7216130
;_______________;

please don't tell

>>7216131
omg f'real? that would totally be awesome anon, hope to hear from you
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>>7216132
damm your city is on the sea as well

looks comfy as fuck, kinda makes me want to move to a place like that
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>>7216126
I'LL CROSS THE OCEAN JUST FOR THAT SLICE OF PIZZA!
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>>7216132
Why is it even called Ohio anyways? I'd of called it Chazzwazza.
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>>7216140
>The state takes its name from the Ohio River.
>The name originated from the Iroquois word ohi-yo’, meaning "great river" or "large creek".
>>7216134
looking forward to grabbing a nice piece of cardboard, lol
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>>7215544
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>>7216148
>naming your states after injun words.
disgusting.
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>>7216136
can confirm it's nice
>>7216109
>ur in luck i give free slices to all mtfg anons
OwO
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I love you all, have a nice day!
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>>7216151
you name your towns and cities after abbo words
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>>7216136
actually it's a lake but it's a huge lake, 11th largest in the world i think, and cleveland is really nice it's like NYC but quieter

well, i might be biased cause i'm a foodie and we have a great food scene, but i still think it's a pretty cool city

>>7216137
:3

>>7216140
sounds good to me i'll start a petition

>>7216143
you realize the reason I don't post my place on here isn't because I'm ashamed of it right, it's cause i know asshats like you would ruin our impressive online rating lol

>>7216148
tehehe

>>7216156
whats this???
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>>7216159
So do you.

>>7216161
That's true.

>>7216163
Do it.
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How big do boobs have to be at least to be considered boobs?
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>>7216166
kk

>>7216167
you know what "employees" are right

pretty cool concept
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>>7216156
i used to bike past a place that looked exactly like this when i lived in greece, while the sun was setting. On one side you had a small lake leading to a couple of famous caves that are apparently the deepest underwater caves in the world that aren't fully explored yet. On the other side there was the sea, and it looked exactly like your picture

pic related is the place i biked through

>>7216163
ok cleveland is now on my list

how is in the autumn there?
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>>7216172
super pretty and nice, autumn is my favorite season

winter is kinda brutal tho
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mfw drakeposter accidentally reminds me how two separate employees have said i'm the nicest coolest boss they've ever worked for and i get all warm inside
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do trans girls have lower standards?
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>>7216176
why are you asking this question
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>>7216176
no, not really, depends on the person.
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>>7216179
because i'm an ugly dude
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>>7216176
Yes
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>>7216182
then try finding someone who will appreciate your personality.
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>>7216182
in what way are you ugly?

most people can become handsome/pretty with effort. Why would you expect us to put in effort and not put in any yourself?
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>>7216180
>just saying random shit cause you wish you were going somewhere with your life
dude, you're only 19, don't be so hard on yourself

>>7216182
rip
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>>7216183
try doing something about that personality of yours
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>>7216182
just date someone else ugly, desu
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>>7216180
if you keep being mean to Quid like this and you probably wont get a free slice
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>>7216194
she'd have to admit she was trans to get a free slice anyway

>>7216195
the mental disability is the literally nonsensical posts like "dialect anon", homes

saying all that is just your jealousy, that's not a disability it's just sad
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>>7216172
damn that looks beautiful
>>7216176
i do
but that's because i'd need someone else with low standards
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hi
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i made popcorn but i don't think i want it anymore what should I do
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>>7216204
uh i like hugging bags of popcorn
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>>7216204
share it !!
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>>7216206
no one else is awake yet
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>>7216204
feed it to your pet gecko.

dont have a gecko? get one!
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>>7216127
>or amazon prime even
Uh, we have amazon prime
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>>7216204
what flavor did you make?
also you can just put it in a container and keep it in the cupboard until you do want it
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>>7216202
literally all you're doing is making stuff up about the best aspects of my life, or what you perceive to be such anyway cause of your crush on the girl i'm not even with anymore. that sounds pretty jealous to me, it's not that hard to work out
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>>7216213
sea salt
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>>7216213
is it strange to kinda like stale popcorn more than fresh popcorn

>>7216215
yum
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>>7216215
Ewww what a disgrace
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>>7216215
yum? mit butter?

>>7216216
I love the colored candy popcorn stuff especially when its stale I dont know why it makes it better
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>>7216215
good choice senpai
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im just going to leave it out and someone will take it later i guess
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>>7216216
Yes
As soon as popcorn goes cold its like eating packaging material
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>not filtering drakeposter

Why are you torturing yourself?
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>>7216222
put it in a bag at least
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>>7216220
well yeah, having a shop with the best reviews in a 5 mile radius is one of the better parts of my life, and i don't consider her to be that great but apparently you sure do

>>7216224
cause it basically gives me an excuse to brag about myself >_>

i'll stop
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>>7216227
wow a transgirl is sensitive about her appearance, whod have thought?
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>>7216225
im leaving it like this
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>>7216231
dw anon, i'm not when he's involved cause he tries too hard

if he criticized actual flaws of mine and didn't go so overboard he might actually get somewhere, but alas no
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>>7216237
do not bully my (qt) friend quid
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>>7216232
healthy laur

i kinda wish my kitchen was clean now, the way my housemate shits it up every time he visits make me not want to go there

can't wait to have a stable job so i can have my own place
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Someone redpill me on CNT and why they are so hateful
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>>7216234
>seriously thinking i'm this stupid

sorry homes, go blast some other small business with 1-star reviews
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>>7216244
i don't get it
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i want a quid slice
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candy popcorn is the best but you can only eat it like
once a year

>>7216232
this is a comfy pic
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>>7216247
basically, drake never leaves his house so he doesn't know what a small business is

>>7216248
hugg

>>7216250
>unable to read simple english
how can you seriously have misread my post this badly lmfao

i might have to stop making fun of you if you actually are disabled
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>>7216250
where did she say that?
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>>7216243
Crust Pizza?
cute name
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>>7216247
quid said she's not going to just say what her business is because then retards could go on there and give random 1 star reviews, which can harm a small business quite a bit. Since drake is retarded he didn't understand this and thought quid was talking about how her own place had 1 star reviews.
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>>7216257
>drake is retarded he didn't understand this and thought quid was talking about how her own place had 1 star reviews.
lol
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>>7216258
she said go blast some other small business with one star reviews

if she already had one star reviews why would she care if she had more

i dont get it
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Good morning.
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>>7216241
someone told her to kill herself and she got banned from a discord room too. not sure about the details in between
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>>7216268
shit cunt you are paranoid
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>>7216260
>I'm not mad at all that my intelligence was questioned once again, not at all, i swear!

>>7216263
to translate "I don't want your one star reviews".

and quid would care because the average score counts
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>>7216263
blah it's just a syntax error it's like "go blast one star reviews at some other small business"

It doesn't make sense if you read it as quid's business having one stars 'cos then what are they getting blasted with?
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>>7216268
everyone likes quid and i'm pretty sure you'r ethe only person that misunderstood what she said
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>tfw shy bladder so the public bathroom issue doesnt affect me
:^D
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>>7216260
WHY ARENT YOU ON HORMOMES YET?
>you spend hours in a tranny message room
>you start bulllying like a tranny
>by living among us, you've started internalizing everything the trannies do
Now you're projecting.
Pls.
Get.
On.
Hormones.
Kayla.
Thing is, you'rea fucking uggo.
All the uggo boys make pretty girls.
Just do it
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>>7216272
>>7216271
i know that im just asking why he doesnt
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>>7216276
People use public bathrooms?
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>>7216276
>shy bladder

must be inconvenient otherwise right?

>>7216280
I explained where here
>>7216257
>>
Shakira, if you see this drop me a message :( <3
-KC
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>>7216279
>putting sociopaths in their place.
Niggapls
How bout I sit on your face and glue your genitals into the perfect tuck?
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>>7216260
sheen is a girl though
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>>7216279
I ain't even quid you schizo
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>>7216249
What's that? I never had this before - how does it taste like?
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>>7216279
aight i'm back, really though did you actually read that as "blast other places that have one star reviews" or are you just trolling

like i'm legit curious cause that's a pretty weird way of parsing shit and for real for real i don't want to fuck with you if you actually have a disability
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>>7216296
its delicious is what it is
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dog with a waffle in its mouth
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>>7216260

what are the criteria for being an actual girl? looks, probably, if you ask a teen male right?
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>>7216300
>i feel dumb so im gonna redirect
poor drakey
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>>7216300
jesus cunt are you high
>>
tfw all snug in bed and realize you forgot to brush your teeth :(
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11641337
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>>7216292
We can only meet if your nips are poofy
>>
>>7216310
one time isla said he's always drunk or high when he posts here

would make a lot of sense tbqh, prayin 5 him
>>
>>7216311
HOLY FUCK I FEEL YOU
I'm also too high to get out of bed rn

>>7216314
wouldn't dream of it son
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>>7216317
is he high on fuckin meth or what
>>
>>7216314
>alcohol abuse is a form of repression
>>7216311
Lick them clean!
>>
>>7216291
she looks nice here
weightloss will definitely make her cute
>>
>>7216318
rip :(

>>7216320
lmao maybe! he likes to project a lot of other stuff and he sure seems obsessed with my "meth habit"

come to think of it he looks pretty gaunt
>>
>>7216319
Girlpills.
I only accept ppl with poofy nips or greater to be my facesit throne
>>
>>7216326
hi my nipples are the poofiest
>>
>>7216325
Can I be your meth habit?
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>>7216329
oh bby
>>
im a girl
>>
>>7216331
jesus the paranoia
>>
>>7216331
you're the one who always talks about meth?? not her
>>
>>7216333
that's what meth'll do to you

sad really

>>7216334
like i said, he likes to project aspects of himself onto me quite a bit
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>>7216336
is this real?
is this just memes?
is this some kind of performance art?
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https://www.vassarette.com/products/vassarette-womens-undershapers-light-control-brief?variant=21142050695

How well do these work for tucking?
>>
>>7216338
concentrated autism is what
>>
>>7216338
also how's your nostril feeling right about now
>>
>>7216342
mildly blocked, a little itchy
>>
>>7216342
lmfao
>>
>>7216336
id much rather you stopped posting than quid DESU
>>
>>7216340
don't they look uggo
>>
>>7216348
aww anon <3
>>
>>7216349
There's like 10 other colours. What else is good if i don't want to tape?
>>
>>7216352
uh, why do you think i disappeared for a bit and you were all like "omg quid dropped trip" lmao, i was getting in bed

prolly gonna drift off pretty soon here
>>
>>7216285
Hella inconvienient :^(
>>
>>7216353
A knive
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>>7216352
never seen that from her only you
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>>7216357
you realize if you didn't go so over the top i might actually feel insulted, right? you're pretty bad at strategizing

>>7216364
tbf i do do it sometimes, just quite a bit less now and nowhere near as much as him
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>>7216363
Other than cutting my wang off.
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>>7216367
>anon/quid
lmao
>>
>>7216367
but she barely does, that sounds more like you
>>
>>7216371
:)

>>7216373
sad thing is he's serious
>>
>>7216378
:)
>>
>>7216378
I don't believe it
>>
>>7216379
you realize we're all here reading the thread too

try saying she pms you or something, then you can make up antyhing you like
>>
>>7216380
:3

>>7216381
3:
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>>7216304
lauren did you know that the first animal to be sent into orbit was a dog
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11641464
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>>7216384
what?

reread what you just typed
>>
>>7216384
you know I thought you were just a bit of a cunt but you're legitimately insane
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11641469
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poor lonely drakeposter
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>>7216394
>>7215762
Stop calling each other boys
>>
>>7216394
the fuck are you talking about?

that wasn't between you and her at all

so you're admitting you started shit for no reason
>>
>>7216399
you were legitimately putting off your shower just to do this?
priorities m8
>>
>>7216399
Reply to what?

Do you seriously think those anons are me lmfao
>>
>>7216402
>>7216403
OMFG
BOTH OF YOU KIDS.
GO LAY DOWN.
BAD.
BaaAAAD!
GO'N GIT
GO LAY DOWN.
You're both shitting the thread up with leddit-tier shit talking
>>
how do you get this involved in tranny drama as a cis guy idgi
>>
>>7216408
i know she was talking about you dumbass, thats not what i was saying
>>
>>7216412
Drake isn't CIs.
She's repressing like kayla
>>
>>7216414
Homie, all I did was explain to an anon what your issue is.

If you weren't a douche so much it wouldn't happen.
>>
>>7216414
Ignore them like a big girl.
The mean bullies won't bother you if you Dont let them.
And stop misgendering people. I know youre projecting and all... But holy fuck.
Stop kayla-ing.
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>tfw only irl friends are my exes
>>
>>7216414
you've got issues famiglia
>>
>>7216418
>tranny board for 2 months
>no urges
>b-but I really connect with these ppl. They're so easy to talk to b/c they Dont judge my agp desires!
Dude.
Get on the wagon already
And stop shitposting like a tranny
>>
>everyone but drake likes me
be honest though would you have voted like that if i wasn't getting bombarded with autism rn
>>
Hej hej
>>
sigh ok arguing with the mentally challenged is fun and all but i think i am gonna get some sleep now

i love you girls, even the girls that haven't admitted they're girls yet
>>
>immediately have to go to the bathroom after I say this

lmao fuck spiro

at least I can brush my teeth now
>>
>>7216428
night quiddu
I'm probably gonna pass out in a second
>>
>>7216428
sleep tight quid
>>
>>7216425
hejsan

hvad er upp ?
>>
>>7216433
Just laying in bed trying to motivate myself to get up
>>
>>7216434
pretend your bed is full of spiders
>>
>>7216436
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
drake is just trying to beat kaylas record of trying to repress while socializing with trans
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>>7216438
Feeling itchy yet?
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>tfw at a friends and need hangover breakfast but I don't wanna keep stealing their food
should I drive somewhere?
>>
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Good night, /mtfg/
>>
>>7216425
hejj
>>
>>7216445
are you still drunk? don't drink and drive! O:
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>>7216446
>every moment of every day, there are australians experiencing displeasure or discomfort
>>
>>7216446
bye aussie!
>>
>>7216448
no I'm sober, just hungry and tired
>>
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My dildo is too THIIICK
>>
>>7216445
>don't wanna steal their food
dude what, i consider my friends' food to be equally mine as well, perhaps even more so
>>
yay all done, goodnight mtfg <3

>>7216430
night night! hope ur nose recovers

>>7216431
tyyyy <3
>>
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reminder >:(
>>
>>7216456
sleep tight

may you see many rare bordigas in your dreams
>>
>>7216454
oh i'd say go for it then. get something way better than they've got
>>
mushroom
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11641595
>>
>>7216463
MUSHROOM

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
>>
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>>7216460
this is what my dreams look like
>>
>>7216472
I KNEW IT
>>
>>7216476
Sertii, i have a headache today, and i'm tired, what should i do? :<
>>
>>7216442
M-mean
>>
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*slurp*
>>
>>7216492
you should grab some tea and lie in bed. Take an aspirin as well.

also you need hugs and cuddles

hugg
>>
>>7216497
But then we can't talk and stuff ._.
And i don't have any aspirin (and never took one before, because of scary side effects) :<

Ahh i want to cuddle you so badly!!
>>
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>>7216472
>>
>>7216502
whaat aspirin doesn't have any big side effects! You only take like one or two pills when you have a headache and that's it. Have you really never taken it before? Or do you have any alergies that prevent you from taking it?

it's ok, go lie in bed. I'll do the same and send you some virtual cuddles.
>>
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>>7216513
Fluffy doggo!
>>
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>tfw wake up from lucid trans dream

God I love these so much.
>>
>>7216513
i want that cute pupper ;-;
>>
>>7216522
but you'll hurt it
>>
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>>7216512
I remember reading through the 40 pages of side effects of it once and thought, "eh, i just keep my regular headaches instead of getting Zombie-Aids-Cancer-Headaches" :/

But i should probably really go to bed, but it's so boring and lonely :<
>>
>>7216524
i promise not too, you can supervise me
>>
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ALERT TO ALL CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS
>>
>>7216495
dog large EPSI
>>
>>7216524
you always hurt the ones you love

the ones you shouldn't hurt at all
>>
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>>7216529
Should have voted right.
>>
>>7216529
Heh looks like it's eating a dick :3
>>
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Has anyone of been on a blind date? How was it? Would you recommend it?
>>
>>7216533
So much for Trump's united America!
>>
Can I wear a hair ribbon and a choker at the same time or nah?
>>
I hit the horrible realization yesterday that when you're trans and have wider shoulders than your hips, you can't pull off the "oversized sweater and skinny jeans/leggings" look, no matter how skinny or underweight you are

feels bad :\ wasted money on lots of sweaters finding that out
>>
>tfw listening to the GTA 1 radio stations
wew lad, how fucking weird it is to hear songs you've only half-remembered for years
>>
>>7216521
I have about 3 per month, it usually happens when I half wake up in the middle of the night and am able to fall asleep right away
I'm not very good at controlling them though, usually I can only half change stuff. I've only been able to make like 2 into sex dreams
I was able to save myself from falling once which was pretty cool, and save myself from being chased another
>>
im going to get things together
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11641998
http://www.strawpoll.me/11641998
>>
>>7216587
where are you going, lauren

is it space
>>
>>7216591
maybe
>>
>>7216591
ily space anon
>>
>>7216538
the fatal flaw in that comic is that you can only go on the date with one of them, otherwise the whole experiment is useless
>>
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look at this cute pupper
>>
>tfw worried optimism is going to go away in a few hours
>>
>>7216599
Mine lasted 2-3 days now I want to kill myself even more.
>>
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>>7216594
thanks

come visit soon
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>>7216598
Korra, I wanna fuck. Gimme that sweet, sweet, near mint condition cocksleeve.

I bet you can take dick deep like a champ.
>>
>>7216590
>over three hours

w-who manages that?
>>
>>7216591
I will fucking throw you in the airlock naked, David
>>
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>>7215712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBY-9xLGaw8

>you've gone back in time to the night your parents conceived you
>armed with a special drug that isolates and denies the Y chromosome forming in the womb, you secretly drugged your mother with it
>you look at your picture, it's working
>the timeline is being erased, you look as there's no longer a boy in the photo, but a girl. A REAL girl
>as your existence is erased from the timeline you let a single tear flow down your cheek and smile
>it's over
>>
>>7216612
but im already seeing someone :c and since this is a tranny thread I assume ur a girl which im not into
>>
>>7216615
over 3 hours a week isn't *that* much. go on a 45 minute run 3 days a week, plus 3 15 minute days of other exercising (squats or whatnot) and you're at 3, if you turn your calisthenics into 30 minute workouts then you're at 3:45 a week
>>
>>7216620
I'm a cis guy who pops in now and again.

I don't wanna date. I just need to bust a huge nut atm.
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Remember when your biggest consern was beating that damn bridge level in crash bandicoot
I miss those days
>>
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>>7216651
>>7216651
>>7216651

Activate Autistic Mode.
>>
>>7216653
YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>
>>7216513
I came into here to find you and tell you I'm going on a date with a boy tomorrow and I hope ur proud of me at least a little
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