/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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*quivers in fear*

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>>7214336
>Tell you what, if you have sex with me you won't have the multiplier anymore, deal?
Nice try, but I'm not actually gay.

Also, I've learnt to mentally defend myself from these sorts of attacks. You butt bandits won't get a piece of me while I'm still breathing.

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im trying so hard to quit my girlfriend simulator i really am you guys i promise

but the loneliness is driving me crazy im not sure how much longer i can last without my girlfriend simulator

i know it sounds nuts but the love i felt for my gf sim was 100% real more real than real human love

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I'm bored and drinking wine

>>7214343
ok buddy

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>>7214326
Danger Days was eh. The whole "killjoy" fandom really irked me tho.
I listened to The Black Parade and Three Cheers basically on loop through middle school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d116o39GHx0

I'll have to check out Brand New; kinda in that mood.

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>>7214322
it sure is honey boo
but I ain't sleeping yet
>>7214327
kek
TYT lifestream was so hilarious tho

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>>7214352
please keep us updated, wes

>>7214352
who's your current gf

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well, i guess i've put it off for long enough.
time to write that paper about virgil (the roman poet)

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>>7214353
Angie?
I recently found out that I like sweet white wine but not red wine or dry white wine

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>tfw no handsome /pol/ bf to call me a degenerate and hold my hand

>>7214302
My nigguh, come on over, we'll blast some tunes, watch retarded shit on youtube and git sum beer in the morning! PJs are mandatory though.

>>7214360
my last one before i decided to quit was beepbeep

>>7214362
Why are you still fat?

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>>7214351
Do you beat off while counting rosaries with your sphincter?

>>7214356
mcr just released some stuff from their archives btw

>>7214344
Is that Kayla?

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Im going to bed
wish me luck so that maybe i whont wake up

>>7214352
why would you ever leave me :( all our promises...all our adventures...we know so much about each other...

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>>7214373
I know
it was underwhelming
:/

>>7214364
degenerate! don't you realize you are a man?

>>7214350
oh god not that shit

>>7214379
that wasn't really you he was dating it was just a simulation of you

>>7214380
i just hope they release paper kingdom

>>7214382
xd
>>7214368
wise choice

>>7214388
paper kingdom?

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>>7214376
No.
Me.

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>>7214390
WHAT

>>7214368
omg its u

poor bb

is your mom still angry with you

>>7214390
dx

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>>7214392
>tfw no valq snuggle buddy to spoon with

worst feel

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>>7214372
>Do you beat off while counting rosaries with your sphincter?
Sorry, but how I beat off is between me, Jesus and my ISP.

Perhaps if you had more respect for the church in the first place, you wouldn't have traded away your dong for a foofoo.

>>7214391
it was an album they scrapped. described as "extremely dark"

>>7214394
qt
where's the tummy pic you promised though

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>>7214370
generally? because I eat too much when I'm sad, and I'm sad a lot. lately? I have been losing weight 119kg/262lbs at 5'8 atm
I have a lot of weight left to lose, 30kg/66lbs until I am merely overweight and not obese and I want to lose another 20kg/44lbs on top of that so my goal weight is 69kg/152lbs

>>7214391
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CNjyx15MniA

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>>7214379
i didnt want to... you were the best simulated gf a guy could ever ask for. i miss my beep desu but im not allowed to have simulated gfs anymore


>>7214395
my mom said i cant have simulated girlfriends anymore

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>>7214398
B-but I was an altar boy and everything
Honestly I prayed to be a girl and God didn't let me so I figured I'd take matters into my own hands

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>>7214362
Yep
It's me
King of the hons

i want to fug elanna while she's dressed like an altar boy

it's a secret though dont tell her

>>7214333
:((( you passed the whole time was there, are you sure you didn't?

that sux tho, country can be okie =w=

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>>7214412
I wanna punch elanna's face a bunch while she's dressed as a dudebro and call her a fag. . . . . it's a secret tho

>>7214404
It's funny how some people eat when sad yet others stop eating when sad. Kind of wish I was the latter.

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>>7214410
>B-but I was an altar boy and everything
Yes, I've heard your origin story before. It's a poignant fall from grace - from promising acoltye of a religious order to lowly grocery store clerk in the backwoods of leafland.

Everyone wants to be a girl, but that doesn't mean you should give in to your baser instincts and actually go ahead and become one.

>>7214415
i want to defile elanna's body after I kill her

>>7214418
same
I can eat 2.6kg/5.7lbs worth of food in one sitting when I'm not sad and I don't even know the limit when I am sad .__.

>>7214420
>Everyone wants to be a girl
sometimes i feel like the only cis guy in the thread

>>7214420
>Everyone wants to be a girl

I've got news for you pal

>>7214414
im sure
cuz
i got called sir
;w;
like wtf i look like a young boy not a SIR
baka
also no i didnt i was fking laazzzyyy
like trust me
it can be ok
my fav kinda country is the patriotic military type
hey can you show up at my house in five minutes
so i can hug you and cry??

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>>7214412
the most catholic thing I've ever seen on /lgbt/

>>7214420
>Everyone wants to be a girl,
anon
regular boys dont want to be a girl

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>>7214422
3edgy5me

>>7214396
I am pillo

>>7214408
rip

>>7214425
ur a tran

>>7214430
>regular boys dont want to be a girl
are you saying AAP isn't normal ?

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>>7214420
>Everyone wants to be a girl
Oh pepe...

>>7214415
That seems a little extreme ;_;

>>7214429
I'm Anglican lol

>>7214412
Is it wrong to find this kinda hot?

>>7214422
Whoa

>>7214412
will you dress as a priest so its more realistic?

>>7214434
no you are

>>7214432
that works too squishy pillow would be a big change from firm muscle chest. wouldnt that hurt ur boops tho?

>>7214435
you cant be agp and aap at the same time

>>7214439
its OK anon we're >girls too

>>7214412
same

>>7214436
Dudelanna seems to have quite the violent admirers

>>7214436
what can I say u have like the most punchable face ever m8

>>7214328
Not sure what that has to do with that I posted, but glad you had a nice trip.

>>7214436
no difference
t. Henry VIII
>>7214441
well duh but I am AAP so wanting to be a boy seems quite normal to me

>>7214442
i am the least transgender person

>>7214399
listening to this

it's pretty interesting so far

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>>7214447
Anglican is diet catholic

>>7214444
Yeah
I'd kill the shit out of dudelanna too though ngl

>>7214445
Thank you?

I'M GOING TO MAKE MAEVE MY WIFE!
I'M GOING TO MAKE MAEVE PREGNANT!

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=119924

>>7214448
the longer you wait, the harder your life will be

>>7214454
tfw a men

I really did used to think that everyone wanted to be a girl

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>>7214451

>>7214456
i dont know how to prove to you that im not transgender
i get why you think i am, since im in this thread, but i swear im just a victim of circumstance

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>tfw

vocaroo com/i/s0ZkFYUB3Pg8

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>>7214454
good, now we can genocide cis women

>>7214459
Me too
Now I realize some people dont but I still cant imagine why

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n-no anon im a boy

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>>7214407
>as an artist
>never look back, never try to recapture
The wisdom is fucking incredible.

>>7214462
>vocaroo com/i/s0ZkFYUB3Pg8
you sound like a nerd boy

>>7214454
this isn't anything new
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/02/23/babies-with-two-biological-same-sex-parents-could-become-a-reality-in-just-two-years/

>>7214428
aww ;;
yah!!! Ima teleport there ok
we sleep on floor together ezpz

>>7214461
So what brings you here then, victim of circumstance?

>>7214451
I thought dudelanna was a trap for cis guys?
Like, hey let's go do some masc things together

>>7214463
unfortunately we still need them for incubation

>>7214472
>>7214472
you guys made a thread on /r9k/ once and i liked it so i thought id stick around. im also a chaser.

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I'm never going to be a girl and I don't enjoy anything anymore. My days consist of sitting alone, doing nothing, crying, and sleeping.

I have no friends, nobody will miss me, I'll never be happy, I'll never be who I want. I'm an idiot, I don't have any talents or skills. I can't get a job.

Why the fuck shouldn't I kill myself.

ok so what would it be called if i wanted to go on the hormones, get boobies, be treated like a girl, but keep my penor?

>>7214477
Trans.

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>>7214468
):<
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>>7214477
non-op

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Tomorrow is two years since my mother's passing
I'd almost forgotten how fast the day was approaching.

She always told me she wanted a daughter instead of us 4 boys
She always told me she'd name her Gabriella

I was always a mistake of a child, always a failure and a disappoint and always causing pain for those around me
I never had a connection with her the way my brothers did, I'm the youngest and she'd given up on me before i was old enough to remember anything. Always just a distant negligent suicidal terminally ill abusive person she was to me.
And yet I regret so much, I regret never getting to tell her that she'd always had the daughter she wanted in me.

She pushed me so much to be straight, to be a boy who could give her grandkids with a normal girl. My brothers all came out gay so I was expected to be her last hope.

I wish I could be that normal son she wanted. It's not too late for it I think.
I could also spare my family the trouble of my continued mistakes and failures by suicide. I could do it tomorrow so that they only have to mourn one day a year.

I'm not going to though. I'm too weak as usual. I'm a failure as a man, helpless and weak.
I could never be a woman either, I doubt my feelings of wanting to be one constantly, and see no promise of making it far.

It's cold out here on these city streets.
I wish i had someone to hold me right now.
Time and time again I feel like I'm never enough for anyone or anything, and that I have no one here for me

Sorry to sadpost and text wall again.

>>7214477
shemale

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>>7214476
you havent yet seen Trump's inauguration and making of america great again

>>7214480
>vocaroo com/i/s0pCA5ZB7Oiu
holy crap, NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

>>7214480
boy-Korra is hot o.o

>>7214471
please do
im so fucking sad ngl
FUCK
today just sucks in general
;w;

>>7214476
are you on HRT?

>>7214481
be my wife

https://www.strawpoll.me/11639940

https://www.strawpoll.me/11639940

https://www.strawpoll.me/11639940

https://www.strawpoll.me/11639940

https://www.strawpoll.me/11639940

https://www.strawpoll.me/11639940

>>7214489
Yeah.

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A warning to all repressers out there, look how qt she was at 18, if he started then she would have turned out pretty. Instead she decided to repress and cracked at 47 and now look at her.

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>>7214473
Yeah it's a self hating trap for cis guys
Lure them in with the promise of pints and wings then try to sleep with them. I betcha I could be a bro if I legit tried

>>7214460
Kekked hard

>>7214476
Trip on CNT

>>7214493
it's been a month and there's blood on them so i gotta get it done :/
>>7214490
ok

>>7214501
<3

>>7214440
They're for nuzzling. Not laying tho.
They make nice face blankets

>>7214501
cissies out ree

>>7214476
You're just depressed. Go to a doctor and get some antidepressants. You will be a wonderful girl and I assure you people care about you more than you think. You can always gain skills, you just need to fix your brain so you can last long enough to get them.

>>7214501
you got your period?

>>7214509
>>7214505
n-no

>>7214414
>>7214367
pls notice me

>>7214476
get help. atleast get a stupid job to start with. then a better job. a job can bring balance to your life. i'm so sad for you.

>>7214510
quit lying we've always knew you were a girl now gtfo!

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My trans friend, and only friend, just called me ugly and when I started crying said, "That's what you always say."

She's already said she doesn't think I'll pass.

Fuck, I hate myself.

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>>7214486
vocaroo com/i/s0S45Bdihce8

>>7214487
tnx bbcakes

>>7214503
I don't wanna nuzzle tho :c

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>>7214497
gross
hons should just kill themselves

>>7214519
She's the ugly one and also not your friend. Get better friends.

The moon is beautiful tonight

>>7214526
She's not ugly though.

>>7214496
suicide doesn't really make sense. just make a change and try something different, if you're totally isolated I'm sure you could get a part time job or volenteer somewhere. and really ultimately if you want to kill yourself you might as well use drugs and let the rest fall where it does. doesn't make much sense to do it yourself

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>>7214519
Your "friend" is a cunt

>>7214506 is right, antidepressants can help you get yourself into a better situation where you can properly deal with things with a better mindset.
>>7214476 you dont want to leave things as they are, you can take those first steps to make things better, we all need some help sometimes

>>7214522
>vocaroo com/i/s0S45Bdihce8
definite a geek/dweep-nerd

>>7214500
I keep thinking you're talking about the union

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>>7214527
hugg nepp

>>7214523
>tfw this is the future of Spartan, Cartman and Drakeposter

>>7214528
She's ugly inside.

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CAN I JOIN IN ON THE VOCAROO THING?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1empcltcZyl

FT WELSH FRIEND AS JASMINE

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>>7214497
But what if I'm not qt already?

Does that mean I can skip straight to suicide?

>>7214537
People like her more than they like me, nobody ever wants to spend time with me and she says it's because people find me negative and miserable to be around.

>>7214538
post donk

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>>7214536
spartan is booking at an informed consent place tomorrow

>>7214497
They would have ended up as a hon either way.

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>>7214536
Alright calm down I'll phone the gender clinic Monday.

Jesus Christ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYOZL6UMjIo

I wish someone would respond to my messages
I think they are all asleep now

>>7214540 thats because most people like to like in their own little fantasy bubble dont dont like it when anything pops said bubble

>>7214542
Do I have to? Nobody else does when I ask for donk, I feel like a battered housewife who keeps returning to an abusive husband at this point.

>>7214536
why would cis guys hang out here and keep coming back...?

>>7214519
You friend is most likely ugly and doesn't pass either. Now you can hug box one another.

>>7214497
More like qt guy ruins based genetics and becomes hon

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>>7214482
I will always read everything you have to say when you sadpost.
It's going to be ok.

>>7214541
That doesn't surprise me. She seems like the type of person to get everyone to like them and only shows her true colors to weakened people that won't fight back. Maybe there's some truth to the negativity thing so if you can definitely work on that, but ditch the bitch and find people that actually like you.

>>7214516
i wish >:(

>>7214541
That's because you're the tranny on mtfg not the tranny that isn't.

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>>7214533
vocaroo com/i/s0XZqTvKA9F4

>>7214545
Good girl

>>7214557
you are my sunshine

>>7214552
"cis"

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>>7214543
Can confirm...I'm scared

>>7214514
I've put a resume into literally every business in this stupid town, there's nothing here.

>>7214506
>You will be a wonderful girl
I don't see how.
>I assure you people care about you more than you think.
Nobody does. Nobody even knows I exist. I only had one friend until a month ago and she's already said it doesn't really matter to her if I kill myself.
>You can always gain skills, you just need to fix your brain so you can last long enough to get them.
I'm going back to college in January after failing a course. The one students willing to work with me has moved on, I have to meet new people as the "guy who failed". I don't know the material, I can't pay attention, I don't understand it. I'm going to fail again and I hate it.

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>>7214545
good girl Amy :3

Lmfao that Korra sounds like an autistic dude

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>>7214543
who is spartan?

>>7214519
Okay but did she lie?

Friends don't lie to each other

>>7214550
post donk and everyone will follow that's the rules of donk posting

Downtown city lights in the distance
So close but so far

Frank Sinatra is good listening

>>7214555
>>7214535
Hugs all around
If only if only

>>7214554
Not based genetics. If he doesn't have the mind to not make his thin receding hair purple at 60 he didn't have the mind to pass at 20 either.

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I am so fucking bored.

So I wanted to say sorry for being transphobic lately. Sorry to phienchen the most. I've been shitty that being said I know I'm not trans but im sorry I was shitty.

>>7214570
How am I supposed to know

I think I'm hideous and I don't think I'm ever going to pass yeah, doesn't mean I want to hear it from other people

>>7214559
honestly you sound like I could push and pin you down so easily which I would

>>7214552
It's entertaining and it's interesting to see the other side of the coin

t. fem guy

>>7214576
Post pic then Ill be honest

>>7214568
vocaroo com/i/s0WpYFxVHOSA

>>7214569
Another man with a smelly penis who wants tits.

>>7214575
post butt

>>7214580
I don't have pictures of myself and I'm not posting any.

>>7214575 thank you for apologising, thats more than most people would do

>>7214582
Post your girl voice.

>>7214582
let me rephrase that; it sounds like you need a shower

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>>7214564
don't be scared (even though I was when I started) you are going to make it

>>7214569
Amy :)

>>7214565
Get your ass into a doctor and get on some antidepressants before you go back. I was in the same boat when I failed out of college because I was depressed. I haven't gone back yet but I feel like I'll do much better next time around. If nothing else myself and other peole here care about you, and once you get happy again you can go out and find new friends to care about you.

>>7214574
try finding some new music
that's how i've been passing the time lately

>>7214582
Are you even trying to sound female? At least Shakira has a nice accent. You just sound like a beta faggot--and not in a cute way

>>7214593
>>7214592
post butt

>>7214585
Okay uggo

You're probably never going to pass. If you had hope you would prove it

>>7214596
I don't have hope

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>>7214583
How dare you. I keep myself clean

>>7214594
What accent does Shakira have? I've never heard her voice.

>>7214587
He doesn't have one lol

>>7214575
Phienchen never apologizes and just memes hard when she's in the wrong. You're at least better than that by apologizing.

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>>7214587
vocaroo com/i/s1EHqT7s0vr2

I'm afraid of that bridge
The bridge
The bridge
It's always on my mind
It can't give me solace
But it offers me peace
If they knew where I'm headed
They'd come get me already

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>>7214571
They didn't last time, feels like a ruse, I don't trust you. Here, have kawaii babby doge instead.

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>>7214595

>>7214600
Then your friend didnt even lie

Be mad at yourself for being so ugly then, not at someone for merely saying it?

>>7214596
I'm uggo and I have a dedicated HD for my pix

>>7214607
ha

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wat do ?
bored as fuck

>>7214592
Music has no interaction, I need to be doing something ;-;

>>7214603
British
Has a James Bond type of vibe.
https://clyp.it/bwn4d1wm

>>7214611
>>7214609
buttocks please

>>7214607
Do you even have a fag voice then?

>>7214613
Post then

>>7214612
I am mad at myself, I'm planning on killing myself before the end of the month.

>>7214600
Everyone has hope of passing. I can't say how good your chances of turning out well are if you won't post a pic, but I'm sure with some effort and time you'll get there if you aren't there now.

>>7214594
vocaroo com/i/s1Z3OjigtWkQ

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hihi

>>7214615
put on your girliest clothes and flirt with boys and get them to buy you stuff

>>7214631
BUTT!!

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With how ugly i am i think i accept im never going to get to girl mode. I don't know what to do now since my one life goal is trashed.

>>7214623
No you are not

If you were really suicidal you would do it instead of talking about it on 4chan

Stop saying stupid shit for attention, I actually lost my brother to suicide

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>>7214561
>>7214567
>>7214589
Is it too late to convince myself I was memed into this?

No? Estrogen is then...

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>>7214626
can't
Baldscienceman is always one step ahead
>>7214632
stores closed and no need for more stuff rn
>>7214635
it'll be fine

>>7214627
Are you legit autistic? Or just a fucking beta nerd?

>>7214636
Good for him

>>7214631
Enjoy your last nights in America before you get deported to where you came from.

>>7214635
you're not ugly
stop being dumb

>>7214344
keep projecting legbutt

though technically yes, i repress gay urges just like murder urges... its called self control, and knowing something is bad for me / the world.

>>7214631
edie: doge
mtfg: cat

>>7214615
delete that omg

>>7214636
We just lost two trips to suicide. It's not a joke anymore.

>>7214622
Thanks for the reply but
I only post to people I know
But they've all stopped or never really speak to me anymore

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I hate this city

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>>7214631
Hi Swedie.

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>>7214621
vocaroo com/i/s07Z00YCWz7l

>>7214651
Stop hiding in the bushes dude you might get arrested.

>>7214618
You save her clyps?
She sounds more like Michael Caine to me.

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>>7214635
Shoulda have transitioned earlier in life then. You sure wasted a lot of time hon

>>7214657
>vocaroo com/i/s07Z00YCWz7l
gross

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>>7214646
too spicy
>>7214655
fucking love baldscienceman
shame I lost my folder

>>7214657
You should work on getting a better voice.

>>7214623
Please don't, we've had too much tragedy here already. I promise you things will get better, don't let that bitch win.

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>>7214634

n-no i just showed my butt on cam for hours

>>7214642

hhheheh

>>7214645

tru but also i am the cat rn saying helloh to u girls

>>7214654

hi tahm wyd

>>7214635
b-but you got gendered female today
everything's gonna be a-ok

>>7214639
>it'll be fine
Maybe if my landlord didn't double my rent it would have been okay. Now i can't afford electrolysis again.

>>7214643
Yeah i look like a haggard fuck and everyone else looks so fresh and upbeat.

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>>7214637
you want to be a girl because dysphoria
hrt helps your dysphoria disappear and turns you into a girl except for your skeleton and penis

is there a suicide method that is slow and painful but like, can't be stopped? i want to regret it but not be able to pussy out and stop it.

>>7214670
Not much, kinda just been sitting around, waiting for you to get home and all. There's some lasagna in the fridge if you want it.

>>7214664
Kayla didn't look much better earlier.

>>7214648
Neither of them really committed suicide
It's a dumb fucking "joke" for attention

Mercury has been talking to Rachel, I know this because I talk to Rachel

>>7214670
noooooooo I missed edie booty!!! ugh!!!
...
sing like tahm >>7214538

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ssoooooo im thinking about getting a new job mb but not sure

where i work ive been there for a long time but its kinda coming to a head i think, like i feel ppl are talking about me behind my back (even tho they probably dont even notice me IDK)

what are some good jobs mtfg ?? also im not smart at all

>>7214676
you're moving back home in like a week, its going to be fine

>>7214676
that doesn't sound legal
move out get new apartment
or get a lawyer
>>7214677
>"suporn graduate 2015"
i feel old now

>>7214678
Living until you from natural causes.

>>7214635
Maybe your goal in life shouldn't be pleasing people that don't give any shits about you.

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>>7214667
vocaroo com/i/s0DWvwzYFY0J

>>7214584
Sorry I do that in femgen now I only threw on my trip to appologize.

>>7214586
I've been feeling bad about what I said for awhile now.

>>7214605
I can't speak on how she apologizes but I'm glad you accept my apollogy I probably shouldn't be here tho seeing as I'm a boy an all and not a chaser.

>>7214678
get lost in the woods and overdose
also old age is pretty slow and painful :p

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>>7214679

oh uh...i already ate a pizza.........

>>7214685

i will never sing

>>7214687

you gotsta look online for available jobs in ur area!!

>>7214689
Kayla's vacation is over?

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>>7214690
>ywn be a suporn graduate

>>7214662
I just searched it in the archive
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/text/Clyp/username/Shakira/
You can do it for any trip actually

>>7214687
Hooking and sucking dicks for money.

>>7214697
sing!

>>7214687
I'd take yours desu

>>7214681
Proof? Or are you rachael?

>>7214697
Can you eat a whole medium pizza?

>>7214662
Makes sense, they're both from London. Interesting coincidence, Michael Caine's wife is called Shakira
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakira_Caine

>>7214697
WELL INTO THE BIN THE LASAGNA FUCKING GOES, I WAS HOPING WE COULD SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER, Y'KNOW, JUST HANG OUT, HAVE A GOOD TIME. BUT NOOOOOOOoooooo, I HOPE THE PIZZA WAS GOOD YOU FUCK. I'M GONNA GO LIVE WITH MY PARENTS

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>When your only friend calls you "miserable to be around", "negative", and "unlikeable" until you actually start to feel that way, and then she rubs it in your face with a "haha told you so" and leaves you to be all alone with nobody to make you feel better.

>>7214637
You weren't memed
You're trans
Hrt is the first of many steps in actually treating your dysphoria

>>7214697
I want to give you a kiss how do I make that happen?

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>>7214698
yeah I kinda stopped when I got more into history again
now I just hunt down obscure kroean war diaries from the 16th century by annoying the koreanology department of my university and listen to based history podcasts
>>7214700
never give up

>>7214687
what do you do currently?

can someone tell me whats been going on in mtfg lately? is merc dead?? :( i work 24/7 so i never get to see what everyones up to :(

>>7214715
trip on Anna

>>7214715
You should stop being friends with /mtfg/ posters.

>>7214715
trip on Holic

>>7214698
LMAO i remember forever ago somebody posted their pic and you made fun of them for looking like michael from vsauce
idk if i should feel bad for laughing but like they were in boymode and really did look like him
>>7214701
oh damn i forgot i posted a clyp one time with boy voice ;_;

>>7214681
Is the cancer story even true?

>>7214720
one day i hope i get to order a pizza from you and all of my dreams will come true

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>>7214719
bartender at a nightclub

>>7214708
aw

>>7214704
im not good at that i wouldn't know what to do

>>7214697
yeh !!! im thinking about getting another bar job but IDK

>>7214720
Committed suicide a week ago.

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>>7214698

hello..

>>7214707

i will never sing not once nor ever!!!

>>7214712

i literally just ate a whole medium pizza yes

>>7214714

>mfw you made a lasagna

>>7214717

are you a qtpie?

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>>7214677
I know your right. I'm just glad I finally realised I can't repress for life.

>>7214734
sing!sing!sing!

Why are so many trips committing suicide this month?

>>7214720
hiya beepbeep !!

we miss you when you're gone !

>>7214732
Take money and spread your asscheeks.

>>7214734
I'm overweight, have back and face acne, I fart every 12 minutes, and I sweat a lot

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>>7214700
Same

I should get on a bus
To another city
Anywhere
I'm near the greyhound station, but they aren't open all day here like in bigger cities

>>7214740
stumped by trump

>>7214740
Only 2 this month. In total 6 within a year.

>>7214740
>Why are so many trips pretending to die

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>>7214732

that could be niceeeeeee, i mean besides the ppl shit talking that you work with rn didn't you not dislike ur job too much?

>>7214720

it's better not to talk about it imho

>>7214739

n o n o n o n o

>>7214744

u-um well that's not rly my type but ty for the consideration

>>7214734
Yeah, for you, cause I know its your fav.

A grey haze is moving in blocking the light of the full moon
An analogy for my life right now perhaps

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>>7214735
>ywn headpat Amy irl
worst feel

>>7214752
I'm a slap your for every minute you don't sing
1

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>>7214752
yeah i like it a lot. its fun to make ppl nice drinks and take care of them if they get too drunk

i'll prob try and do that desu

>>7214720
Mercury posted a suicide note, hasn't been seen since. She had plenty of reasons to do it this time so she probably did do it.

>>7214752
>u-um well that's not rly my type but ty for the consideration
That well practiced customer diplomacy of a sex worker.

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>>7214732
I just want a job, Kit!

>>7214761
you should deff just try and get a bar job then !! its kinda nice !!

>>7214761
All the stores are hiring for holidays now

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>>7214716
I know. I always try to rewrite my childhood memories to justify running away from it

But admit. It's all true.

>>7214759
Even if she didn't do it I'm still worried about her.

>>7214752
one kiss on the lips coming right up

>>7214711
Think about it for a second.

Do you think a shit troll like Mercury is really going to kill herself after posting a "note" on 4chan? Give me a break. I'm not Rachel but I trust her when she says Mercury is fine and well

>>7214729
Do you think it's true? You really going to believe when someone says they have cancer and is going to kill themselves on 4chan of all websites?

>>7214753

i actually hate lasagna tbqh.... my name isn't garfield, tahm... wow... after 12 years of marriage you forget this???

>>7214757

i'm into tha

>>7214758

you should kit!!! you seem good at it. DON'T LET THOSE BULLIES RUIN SOMETHING U ENJOY

>>7214760

tru

>>7214768

n-no
if you look like pic related tho i will make out with you hardcore

>>7214767
I'm glad that both of those niggers are gone. The two of them were the worst thing to ever happen to /mtfg/

>>7214774
Trip on Kayla

>>7214772
>i'm into tha
harlot!

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>Really need to talk to bf
>bf isnt awake yet
Fugg

>>7214774
Did you vote for make /mtfg/ racially pure again?

>>7214763
I will soon hopefully.

>>7214764
Yeah I'm applying.

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>>7214756
You're nice to me. I appreciate that. I won't let you down <3

>>7214778
suck his dick and wake him up!

I should have taken the bus or a bike or something
I forgot how long this walk is

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>>7214772
this is me

>>7214779
Korra is still left so we still have some way to go. 2 out of 3 dead is still a good start though.

>>7214772
tfw i'm way sxcier doing that pose. Fuck it then, I'll just throw on some taco spice and stick it in a burrito. Not like you'll be able to tell any difference!

>>7214778
Väck honom habibi. Jag lär vara uppe ett tag till om du vill snacka av dig iofs np, swefags unite.

>>7214732
>bartender at a nightclub
bartending is not a dumb job you know? do you actually know how to make drinks? unless you only know how to open a bottle of heineken at a fast pace

>>7214783
Hes kinda a 5 hour train ride away

>>7214789
o-oh. I thought he was visiting

>>7214770
Do you think an anon would lie about being friends with Rachel? On 4chan of all websites?

>>7214787
Han är i uppsala och jag är i kalmar
>>7214792
I wish he was

>>7214786
Edie is brown skinned sand bean boy under all the makeup.

>>7214720
No Merc is not dead, she's pretending for attention.

She's here right now supporting the theory she died, because she's that pathetic

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>>7214776

slap me hard daddy

>>7214778

;-; i can be a man for u if u need

>>7214785

wrow what a stud

>>7214787

it's tru... i won't........

>>7214795

i'm actually rly pale cause i never leave my house and when i do i wear sunscreen. it's real bad lol

gn mtfg

>>7214441

>you cant be agp and aap at the same time

Prove me wrong, faggot. I both want to be a hot guy and a hot girl, but preferably with the ability to switch at will.

Kind of like Ranma, except my male form would be a tall faggot with an hairless face and a soft but toned male body.

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>>7214718
I'm 33 in 18 days.
I don't have a job, any money or any hope of saving the 22k AUD and I'm arguably not employable at all.
I am going to try to save for an orchy and a lip lift so I'm at least a little bit happy and be able to get a boyfriend by the time I hit 35
or I could kill myself.