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Neptune is really nice
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old: >>7211909
Lets do our best today girls!
first for reminder to order your hormones for the next x time span!!
>>7213270
Still no payment received mail from qhi
drumpf has to answer for this!!!!!
>>7213284
lets avoid politics please '___'
>>7213284
Aah murica you deserve this asshole. I bet now you aren't so smug about europe anymore. Enjoy paying for everything yourself once trump rolled back Obamacare.
>>7213285
but drumpf is a racis who is beating people up!
>>7213284
Are liberals *so* retarded that they think people will actually believe this crap..?
>>7213301
please '__'
>>7213305
Pretty sure it's a joke anon
>>7213301
dude, stop playing w/ ketchup
>>7213284
HEY RABBI
>>7213308
Yeah so wat.
Doesn't change my point. The asshole part is referring to trump not that twitter shit.
I was for some reason under the impression HRT was expensive
it'll cost about $2/day with what I bought through inhouse, a little less once the cypro can be reduced to 25mg
thats probably the most value I've ever gotten out of spending $2 per day
I'm guessing its even cheaper if you can get it through insurance
>>7213303
social fobi och depression
>>7213317
Hrt isn't that expensive yeah but srs and electrolysis is.
KISS ME PLEASE
>>7213317
it's nuts
i remember first discovering self-med and having my mind blown
>>7213322
the real ones are just as fake
>>72132
>1599 hail hitler
yikes
>>7213322
There was a Muslim chick who lied about someone trying to steal her hijab
i wish there wasnt such a stigma towards liking tool
>>7213320
can you diy SRS?
just kinda like...flip it inside out and push it in..?
does alcohol help?
>>7213319
Gotcha, har också social fobi, till viss del. Mest problem med ångest/panikattacker. Bästa rådet jag kan ge när det gäller social fobi är att fortsätta utmana dig själv, att helt enkelt göra saker du tycker är jobbigt tills du vänjer dig. Stängde av mig själv från typ allt i nästan ett år när det var som värst för mig, polare osv. Gjorde som regel för mig själv att aldrig säga nej om någon ville hitta på något på grund av hur jag mådde, hjälpte massor. Skaffade säsongskort till allsvenskan dessutom, tvingade mig själv att gå på ALLA matcher. Har hjälpt enormt, mår typ 10 gånger bättre i dagsläget. :)
i want a dick in me
>>7213340
a/s/l? ;)
Was trump going to make America great again by having it rip itself apart, I'm still confused
>>7213321
how love have you been taking it/how different would you say you look? on a 1-10 scale
>>7213349
about 1.5 months
i don't look that much different
my skin is clearer, i have lil breast buds, and my sex drive got nuked
minutes before suicide attempt 3 compared to earlier this week, about 13.5 months apart
estrogen is fucking boss, roll on year two
>>7212991
no shit, you don't end up how I am with normal parents senpai
also my mum is realising atm that both she (and her late father) probably has aspergers
>>7213340
I want my dick in me
>>7213348
>"Trump says he's not going to accept the outcome of the election, he hates democracy."
>"What? Trump won the election? I don't accept the outcome."
Ahh Americans.
I am but a lonesome anon, but good night thread.
>>7213327
I'm literally shaking right now.
I'm Canada's residential transgender Muslim inuit womxn and I thought I was safe in what I thought was a beautiful, tolerant, progressive country. Boy, was I wrong.
This morning I was approached by three heterosexual white men and a white woMAN and they literally raped me (let me clarify, verbal rape, not physical). I was in the line-up for Tim Hortons for my daily Herb and Garlic Everything Bagel and when I went to sit down I noticed there was fucking BACON. Yes. BACON. IN. MY. FUCKING. BAGEL. I had to breathe in and out repeatedly and I came to the conclusion this must be a mistake. I thought, "In no way was this intentional, right?" I was wrong. I went to the counter and was greeted by a white man with a Make America Great Again hat looking at me with the most sinister, hateful grin I've ever seen on a white devil's face. He told me in the most grating voice "EH YOU FOOCKING HOSER GO BACK TO SNOW CHINA." I immediately panicked and looked around me for help. This is fucking Canada, this can't be happening. This can't be fucking happening. I expected some smart people to stick up for me, but I noticed the only people in the line-up were two white men and the white woMAN. They clapped in approval and hurled insults at me, "YOU FLAP-HACKY TOWEL FREAK", "IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR, EH?" "WE'LL TAKE BIEBER BACK IF IT MEANS GETTING RID OF YOU B'Y". I screamed and ran out of the building but I was followed. The verbal raping was over. It turned physical. I was help up against the exterior wall of Timmies and had my Parka torn open and they grabbed me. They started to rape me and grunted "EH... BUDDY... PAL... FRIEND... GUY..." with every thrust into me.
I fell unconscious, and when I woke up they were walking away. One of them noticed me and said "Sorry eh".
I am literally shaking right now.
>>7213348
hows it trumps fault that liberal drones are sore losers?
>>7213339
okej
det är bara lite jobbit att bryta ihop när man är bland massa folk
>>7213364
goodnight amigo
>>7213348
>leftists are butthurt and cant accept the results of a landslide
>its Trumps fault somehow
>>7213335
Depending on how hard your penis gets you can sorta do that, but it's not going to be that comfortable and it's not going to function as a urinary organ while it's like that. If you want SRS the least you could possibly do is get a surgeon to amputate the penis and just add a new hole for your urethra, but there's few things I can recommend more in life than making sure your SRS is done as right as humanly possible.
>>7213371
Yeah, hajar. :/
>>7213371
>tfw only Swedish I know is Svenska.
>>7213380
"Jag har fin rumpa" there you go bbcaeks.
>>7213374
I didn't know -589074 votes was a landslide, interesting
>>7213348
trump is actually secretly an accelerationist but he fucked even that up
>>7213384
What does it mean?
buying a boy to be next to me rn
>>7213196
i feel u
>>7213359
You really seem happier now. You're approaching cis appearance. Probably couldn't tell if you're trans if I wouldn't know.
>>7213387
"I have a nice bum", very useful and important phrase. Swedish is for adults though, Hanna is right.
>>7213348
It's easier to lock up the dissenters when they protest :3
>>7213362
shitlord
>>7213380
>tfw the swedish for "suck my cock" is literally "sug min kuk"
It's literally a spudro language
>lets avoid politics please
>thread turns into politics
pottery
>>7213380
>tfw learned swedish in school for 7 years because finnish
>cant remember shit besides the basics
>>7213393
Nigger I'm 18.
>>7213396
Jag is I? That's stupid, Jag should be "you"
>change to go out
>gf yells at you and tells you to wear a bra
I think she's trying to emasculate me, who tells their boyfriend that
>>7213399
Spurdo origins from that area
>>7213406
why are u such a slut
>>7213394
idk, I still haven't been gendered female by a stranger even when I don't speak so I wouldn't say that
I definitely look more fem though and feel a lot better as a result :D
>>7213404
Ye,"jag" is "I". "Du" is "you"
>>7213406
Not many girls have to hear people whispering about their bf's boobs desu senpai
>>7213413
and, to be clear, am actively gendered male just as often as before hormones
>>7213374
>landslide
>trump losses by 2 million votes
wew I'm still tipsy from today
At least I got to hang out with people
>>7213284
>that shtty swastika
top kek
>>7213421
Maybe it's your voice?
>>7213398
I majority of people voted for me not to jump of a bridge once, I was very disappointed with the outcome but I accepted the results.
>>7213399
I thought spurdo language was Finnish?
>>7213401
Hi Lily.
>>7213414
The j in Jag makes me think it's you cuz of the y sound.
>>7213425
even when i dont speak
>>7213429
WELL, THATS HOW SWEFAG WORKS! Du har fin rumpa!
>>7213429
>I majority of people voted for me not to jump of a bridge once, I was very disappointed with the outcome but I accepted the results.
did u have a stroke while writing this
>>7213429
>I majority of people voted for me not to jump of a bridge once, I was very disappointed with the outcome but I accepted the results.
A majority of people voted for Clinton on Tuesday, but unfortunately that doesn't matter because of our retarded electoral system.
>>7213432
>less than 500k
I literally just quoted you the exact figure, taking inspiration from Trump?
>>7213440
>did u have a stroke while writing this
There were only two typos, lol.
>I majority of people voted for me not to jump of a bridge once, I was very disappointed with the outcome but I accepted the results.
is
>A majority of people voted for me not to jump off a bridge once, I was very disappointed with the outcome but I accepted the results.
>>7213440
My life is a perpetual stroke.
(I was meant to be A but my retarded brain fucked up as always)
>>7213438
Well I say it's stupid.
>>7213444
Well in most democracies the popular vote doesn't matter.
>>7213451
Rude. :( Din rumpa är inte dum! 10 points to Slytherin if you figure that out.
>>7213460
your butt is not stupid.
>>7213456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNuSD49chY8
reminder
>>7213463
10 points to slytherin, well done :D
>>7213464
she has genuine brain damage though
>>7213460
Is it true that Swedish is basically just English, but with the English words swapped with Swedish words?
I.e., you don't actually need to change any syntax or grammar, it just works if you replace everything 1-for-1?
>>7213451
>Well in most democracies the popular vote doesn't matter
Where are you pulling that bullshit from? Because I'm struggling to think of democracies where the president is the person with the second highest number of votes, let alone "most of them"
>>7213449
this isn't a sure thing like Gore/Bush where Gore probably should have been awarded the presidency.
the popular vote is too close (within the margin of recount error) to rely on it and it is dropping towards Trump anyway.
The electorial votes decide the race so that corruption cant win an election and so all states are represented.
Trump is president, deal with it.
>>7213476
Naah, I don't think so at least, Swedish grammar and rules are a bit of a clusterfuck, but so is English so... idk, a lot of words are similar though. Swedish is closer to German if anything I'd say.
>>7213476
Swedish is just random combinations of Bork! Börk! Bork!
>>7213478
Representative Democracies in particular just need the most amount of seats in the parliament to win the election, not the most amount of votes overall.
Has happened at least twice in Australian history and at 5 times in US history.
>>7213490
Racist, check your privilege and get outttttt
got my self some nice green tea ^^
>>7213490
can comfirm
bork bärk börk bårk
>>7213469
hugg space anon
>>7213490
And bjork
>>7213480
I asked why you lied about the vote difference...
>>7213480
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_1824
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_1876
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_1888
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_2000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_2016
>>7213505
I rounded it down because its going down
who /adult dinner/ here?
Why do people keep claiming that younger trannies don't need FFS to pass? This one doesn't look any older than 30 yet clearly needed it
>>7213494
>most amount of seats in the parliament to win the election
And most representative democracies go to great lengths to ensure seats match the way people voted.
>>7213519
Whoa it's just like everyone looks better with a nose fix and jaw shave.
>>7213480
>The electorial votes decide the race so that corruption cant win an election and so all states are represented.
No, the electoral votes decide the race because the founding fathers were terrified of letting the uneducated masses vote for president directly. (They thought it would lead to "mob rule".)
>>7213519
younger as in under 25
>>7213517
That pie looks an awful lot like the half pie that I just ate for dinner
>>7213530
Then how is it that the last UK election was the least representative of the popular vote in history.
Gerrymander is a huge problem in almost every representative democracy nowadays.
>>7213530
Depends, some nations award seats based on votes and others award seats based on predetermined electorates.
The latter of these types do not require a popular vote.
>>7213542
Lanlan <3
>>7213542
Why would you eat a pie for dinner...
>>7213550
ikr pie is for desserts
>>7213432
Dropping you mean like how right after the election it was 200k, last time I corrected you on this (I assume it was you since it was the same post) it was 350k, and now it's almost 500k and again, the states that have yet to be fully counted at primarily democratic?
like do you just decide random things you want to be true and then post about it lol
>>7213469
I swear to god I will crack your visor and let you suffocate
>>7213555
>do you just decide random things you want to be true
trump voters in a nutshell
>>7213535
Funny thing is, the president here is elected by direct universal suffrage and while we occasionally get a shit president out of it, noone seriously argues about the election results themselves.
>>7213559
rip
>>7213543
The UK uses FPTP, specifically designed to give a majority in parliament to the biggest grouping. They tried to change it a few years ago, but the Tories are very good at lying to the electorate.
>>7213557
>meat
>pie
I just threw up a little bit.
>>7213550
why wouldn't you?
>>7213550
I think a better question is "why not?"
Honestly pies were on sale today and I've been staring at them all day and I caved
>>7213546
Hai! :3
>>7213557
This isn't a meat pie though. It's strawberry rhubarbbb
>>7213557
but blueberry pies are superior
anything elese is an insult to all of piehood
>itt people who fail to realize america is a republic and not a democracy only after their chosen candidate did not get in
>tfw your sub side always wins out
>>7213566
In Europe if you say "pie" people automatically assume you mean a meat pie iirc, it's just here in the US (America?) where fruit pies are so predominant
idgi though because fruit pie is awesome
>>7213572
blueberry
>>7213533
sexism every time baka
>took my computer chair and smashed it against floor till it shattered everywhere
god damn it I just want to be a girl
also now out a chair and probably sure the cops are coming from the noise
How old is too old to start hrt?
>>7213576
Eh pie means kuchen or torte right? There like tons of fruit pies in the confectionery. It's the first time I hear about meat pies.
>>7213589
your endocrine system doesn't function while when you're dead
so i guess after you die is too late
>>7213557
>Meat pies are for dinner. They are pretty good.
Euroweenies and Americans don't eat meat pies for some reason.
I was amazed when I found out too.
>>7213586
only other pie i can accept is cherry
meat pies sound white trash af tbqh :^)
>>7213589
depends on what you want from it
>>7213589
Start when you can afford FFS because HRT does nothing to your face and you will end up a man with tits like me.
>>7213564
True, but districts are manipulated to favour one party over the other, just like in the US for representatives.
>>7213567
>liking bacon
>>7213568
I feel like I would get sick eating that much pie
My stomach is sensitive to too much sweet stuff
I want a pie now though
>>7213570
Republics are depreciated, true democracy is the future
Let's start an uprising
>>7213580
Also delicious
>>7213586
Thanks senpai
>>7213593
What are you talking about?
I've had meat pies here and in Germany
>>7213572
Just looked up Shephard pie. Why don't you simply say lasagna?
>>7213571
>tfw you can't dom at all
Damn my betaness.
If I was able to be a real man and get a gf maybe I wouldent be here
>>7213593
Disgusting tbqh, they don't know what they are missing out on.
>>7213595
>Swede
>Hating white culture
Only natural.
>>7213604
>Just looked up Shephard pie. Why don't you simply say lasagna?
>>7213571
>tfw no one to pat my head and rub my belly
;~;
>>7213604
Lazy lasagne with improper noodle layers*
>>7213607
>meat pies
>white culture
>>7213588
younpoor thing :(
Whats wrong
>>7213586
Ever had Tourtière?
Best fucking meat pie.
>>7213603
Honestly I just got home from work and that's probably the only reason I haven't been bothered by the blood sugar jump, it was already low ;_;
Sorry to pass along the craving tho
>>7213604
lmao what
what exactly do you think lasagna is
cause pasta sheets and mashed potatoes are pretty different things
not to mention the delicious broth of a shepherds pie
>>7213611
Improper as in they don't exist?
I guess a tortilla chip is just a tiny pizza slice without proper dough, sauce or cheese, right?
mfw I'm literally getting twenty times more agitated over lasagna than politics and people still think I'm obsessed with trump
I'm drunk and cute boys are hitting on me plz send help
>>7213555
the following state count percentages
there's still a long way to go before we know just how much Trump wins the popular vote by
Washington 64%
California 71%
Utah 79%
Arizona 82%
Colorado 87%
Oregon 92%
Maryland 95%+
New York 95%+
Illinois 95%+
Rhode Island 95%+
Connecticut 95%+
New Jersey 95%+
Virginia 95%+
Maine 95%+
Pennsylvania 95%+
Texas 95%+
Iowa 95%+
Alaska 95%+
Missouri 95%+
Indiana 95%+
Kansas 95%+
>>7213618
elann
what's the pie sitch in Canada, if you say pie do they assume fruit like in US, do they assume meat like in UK, or is it more or less even?
>>7213589
It's never too late to start working towards making yourself what you want to be. However, the big cutoffs for HRT getting the best results are starting before puberty (usually by delaying puberty until you're 18), or 25 since puberty is when T starts to create sexual dimorphism and around 25 is when your growth and development mostly stops. You can still get very good results after puberty though, and pretty decent results after 25 though you'll probably need FFS to pass well.
>>7213588
you get to be a girl real soon!!
>>7213604
>>7213608
>>7213615
I can't fucking breathe
>>7213605
you want to be the girlfriend and you want a real man
you want a boy to cuddle and protect you
stop projecting your desires into your repression
>>7213612
;_;
>>7213615
Like the lasagna with meat or greenstuff layers of noodles and sauce hollandaise and cheese on top of it. Didn't see there's potato on top of it. But which pie is potato in it?
>>7213621
I'm just going to kms okay? But I'm german desu.
>>7213626
hit on them back
>>7213603
>true democracy
considering the average voter is functionally retarded it just can't work, it worked for greece because everyone who got involved were informed and the population was much lower, mob rule is garbage and always seems to end up corrupt, benevolent dictatorship is more ideal desu but pretty hard for power transitions as we saw with rome, when it works it's great but it can go bad pretty fast when you get a loony in.
>>7213626
Hit on them back.
>>7213624
i rarely get triggered over food, but a line has to be drawn somewhere
at least now i think i'm starting to understand how my french friend felt when i told him that i put ice cubes in wine
>>7213626
pls send a qt boy right away
>>7213641
Has potato in it*
>>7213641
Shepherd obviously. Shepherd's pie is a super super tasty broth and veggies and meat and stuff, with mashed potatoes over it, nothing like lasagna, that's why we're making fun of you but I guess it was a little mean-spirited
>>7213588
>acts like a man
>surprised when people call him by his proper pronouns
>>7213639
You're right ....sigh...
That will never happen...not in this life
>>7213646
hahaha oh god you do what?
I mean I guess tho
If i get an orchi and start drinking a lot again I'm gonna get me some of those whiskey stones, ,I like cold but I don't like watered down
>>7213628
Oregon, Colorado, Cali, and Washington are mostly blue buddy. The high population liberal areas are the places still counting.
Also I know you are bullshit because Washington is over %80 reporting now
>>7213632
They generally assume fruit but people at least know that meat pies exist and eat them. I keep wanting to try chicken pot pie
>>7213627
What kind of dinner should mtfg throw?
>>7213646
You WHAT!?
>>7213658
just make out with them abit :^)
>>7213617
>Whats wrong
my shitty body is whats wrong
>>7213626
hit on them back
>>7213658
i would if i could...
maeve is right tho, dick is 8/8
>>7213665
Shhh. It's gonna be ok Kayla...you're going to look back on this and laugh. You Are a women and you will have a boyfriend.
>>7213654
But that's not a pie that's a casserole/hotdish.
>>7213663
>What kind of dinner should mtfg throw?
pot luck
everyone bring something :)
my slurpee tastes like vodka
>>7213628
But people here have repeatedly said that the popular vote doesn't matter... Or does it only matter when Trump wins?
>>7213671
im a man with man arms and man hair and man skull and no money to fix anything
>>7213672
It's kinda a casserole, more so than a pot pie because it doesn't have a bottom or any real crust, but it is it's own thing. Kind of a casserole and a pie, like tamale pie
FUCK now i want tamale pie too
>>7213658
pic related
>>7213678
it doesn't matter
I just want the libtards to stop talking about it like it does matter
>>7213674
Haven't had it in a bit desu.
>>7213683
You are a beautiful woman that just so happens to have a penis and some hair, and you're on your way to making both of those things go away. Just try to calm down and be happy, you're not far off from being able to put your time as a male completely behind you.
>>7213663
Pot pies are delish
Also we should have a potluck focusing on dinner foods and deserts
>>7213675
Yes this
>>7213641
Sorry it just seemed so wacky
Quid explained it all pretty well
>>7213643
Can't wait to share shepards pie with you <3
>>7213640
>not liking cheese on it
I mean it depends I guess but it's usually good depending how it'd made
>>7213421
It's your presentation
>>7213683
Shhh. Lie down and breathe. Cuddle into your pillow. It's gonna be ok. You are beautiful.
>>7213676
>>7213675
>>7213694
I like this idea, savoury cooking is great, I wish I had the time to do it more often ;_;
>>7213674
You're r-right I should
But I don't like peas :(
I hate the dehydration headaches HRT gives me.
>tfw your friend who says she passes shows you a pic and you think she's not awful, but not passing either
>tfw you're not sure if she passes less than the thinks, or if you just have confirmation bias and/or a really sensitive transdar
Cheese is like my favorite food
>>7213699
>But I don't like peas :(
I despise peas, but I fucking love pea and ham soup.
Gives me a serious food boner.
>>7213704
Cheese makes me sick ;-;
>>7213700
>>7213712
Hi mtfg
I miss mommy and daddy =//
I got a interview with microsoft this week though. I think they will hire me because they made me sign an nda before the interview. How are you faggots doing btw?
>>7213703
pics are really fucky w/ that tho.
that's why ppl unironically think i pass
meme magicks and shit yo
>>7213710
Whoa even better.
You made me addicted to russian rap.
>>7213704
i don't like cheese outside of pizza
to a broader extent i just don't like dairy products
>>7213687
trying to save money on food since I literally have a restaurant kitchen to myself but now I'm tempted to get a package, I think we tossed all the lasagna noodles ;-;
I think I will
>>7213694
yessss I hope someday I can actually do a bunch of cooking with mtfg ppl and eat delicious foods
>>7213699
tfw not making elann a pea free pot pie
Tbh though I don't like peas either but they really go well in the pot pie imo
>>7213720
You're a business owner right? Ever think of hiring the mob to "buy out" the competition?
>>7213718
From the ones i linked you? ^^
which one are you btw
Instead of discussing what's pie and what isn't, have some cake.
>>7213675
I'll make my lasagna :D
>>7213726
yes pls ;-;
>>7213715
NDA is a good sign, but I wouldn't consider it a done deal, they might have made you sign because they're going to discuss job-specific details like unanounced projects and insider techniques/tech/etc. that they don't want the public to know.
Forget about the election, just listen to Tom Petty and look at this glorious booty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh7VB_r8K-Y
>>7213700
Wait am I taking too little spiro if I dont have any? (or any other negative side effects really) Im selfmedding on 200 mg / day, will get levels tested soon though
>>7213747
You could just be hydrating well enough.
>>7213750
Buying it was in quotation markers for a reason.
>>7213759
Why?
>>7213759
Quids one of my favorite trips you've a shit taste desu.
>>>/fit/39387035
#unrealisticbodygoals
>>7213746
We're talking about lasagna now silly, that's good tho
>>7213747
No, if I drink a shitton of water (on 300 mg, special case) I don't get any. 200 should def be enough, you're not really supposed to take more than that
HOWEVER, if you're selfmedding you should be doing cypro probably
>>7213755
tehehe
I ended up going with pot pie cause it had three times the calories
>>7213759
literally why :c
gj
>>7213737
I have no idea who you are but i hope you are doing good.
>>7213740
Yeah I know an nda is not a for sure sign but it is a sign that they are considering me. What I do consider is they went me a message about diversity and how it is good. Considering I can click four racial boxes, female, and have a diversity and being trans I think I can just be the diversity hire of their dreams.
idk seattle is pretty but kind of cold for me. I stopped in portland and tried to see some friends, but they were busy. I ended up staying with my aunt in Vancouver. That went really well too and she said I could user as a reference. Considering she is a psychiatrist and taught at psu and wsu Vancouver I think I have a well padded resume now. The job at MS only pays 40 to 52k a year though but I can move up in the company me thinks
>tfw the linux fangirl will be employed by microsoft
help me pls
>>7213713
Same
>>7213707
Weirdly enough I like pea soup..
Idek why
>>7213720
Must try
>>7213737
They taste like little balls of sadness that have been cummed in by gnomes
UPDATE
smiles is cute and nervous as hell
how do i acquire a female(male) bf with an interest in guns?
Drinking Alcohol while on HRT, is it safe?
Can I drink and not die?
>>7213779
You're in the right place.
>>7213778
Clur help plx
>>7213773
convince them to make windows open-source
>>7213772
no idea where gj came from lol I think that was from a reply I deleted, I'm on mobile so I didn't see til I posted
>>7213763
awww ty anon <333
>>7213776
yes pls
I hope to someday make you a pot pie though
>>7213781
I honestly have no idea what you mean, the main reason I come here anymore is to help educate people about trans stuff :s and I don't really like Faye anymore because of that misgendering trumpers bullshit
I'm really sorry if I was rude, if you still needed answers I would be happy to help
>>7213778
>claire has stolen smiles from emily
Literally CREASING up right now
>>7213780
i hope so
ive been out drinking abit since i started
>>7213773
Before or after taxes? That's breddy decent thinking about my wage. Working at Microsoft is definitely a good thing in your CV.
>>7213781
Literally two third of the posts here are blog posts. It's entertaining imo.
>>7213780
don't overdo it
probably not safe for your health in the long run if you have crippling alcoholism either
>>7213780
You can probably do it and not die, but it isn't safe. I definitely wouldn't recommend doing it often, once per week at most shouldn't be too bad.
>>7213790
>stolen
When did I ever own her?
>>7213770
yes
>>7213792
I try not to broadcast my life, for quite a while until recently I shared virtually nothing about myself but it was because of shitty mental blocks and fear of being judged or hated for my privilege so I'm trying to get over it now
glad not every anon hates the blog posts c:
>>7213772
cypros like three times as expensive as spiro at qhi though :<
and arent the side effects a bit more severe, like depression and too high prolactin, kidney strain etc. and you cant stop it cold turkey without getting an adrenal shock or something?
>>7213780
Safe, except with spiro. You could end up with severe dehydration mixing spiro and alcohol. I did and it was a bit scary.
>>7213798
No
>>7213799
She tried to teach me that too but I gave up and used the fork instead.
>>7213799
>We are ramen last night and she taught me how to use chopsticks. So pretty well
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
why do I torture myself looking at r/babies
>tfw i can't decide to update my okcupid profile, starting contributing to my git hub account, something that is lacking, apply for more jobs or go redo my okc profile.
>>7213792
You only have to pay federal taxes in Washington state so whatever they pay me minus federal taxes. Considering my parents make that a few times over though. I will most likely stay in Seattle if I don't get the job but I will get a shitty job that pays maybe 13.50 an hour. I am going to give myself three weeks up here and if it doesn't work out I guess back to LA or phoenix.
>>7213802
Having used both, I can tell you the side-effects of cypro are minor compared to those of spiro. Thankfully, I don't need either anymore.
>>7213780
Practice extreme moderation and yes, it should be fine
>>7213802
Oh, I didn't know that about the prices
I just know it's much more effective at killing T, that's mostly where I was coming from since I have so much trouble getting it down. You're probably right though.
>>7213806
If you mean literally one drink as in just under 1 ounce of alcohol as in one shot or one beer or one glass of wine then yeah, you should be fine.
I have a few drinks every few weeks cause I like to get drunk. Just really try not to overdo it
>>7213806
a drink as in one alcohol unit? yeah
>>7213806
i only really drink like once a month
I hope Kiwi is doing well.
>>7213818
I was rushed for time but.
>>7213809
>>7213799
RAMEN
>>7213806
Also bear in mind you're essentially going through puberty again with HRT, so doing drugs will alter or worsen the end product. As long as you do keep it to a minimum you should be fine, but be careful not to overdo it.
>>7213807
I was in Reno in august. I feel bad for you.
Also Trump won and I am happy I get to keep my guns and the sjws are pissed but now scotus might take away abortion and marriage. Well I think marriage is safe but who knows how long that hag will last.
elanna is bullying me plz help
>>7213813
are there psychological changes with going off blockers? I feel like they make me a little hazy
>>7213822
I know how to use chopsticks just not very effectively. She was teaching me how to use them better but I was like nah screw this.
>Pencil license
We had pen license but I used pen anyway without getting one.
>>7213832
u got dat bp
>>7213831
kick her in the cunt
>>7213831
that's what you get for being aap
>>7213812
are your parents going to be deported?
>>7213836
Does it count as a kick if you use your penis?
>>7213830
Good for you.
I just went to school there b/c in state tuition was cheep and its a top college.
Idc about trump, election, etc.
This country is broken and I can get my docs changed in march to become a canoodlian.
I didn't care who won... I've wanted out for a year now
>>7213841
Most likely
Could be earlier than that too.
>>7213827
making ramen is actually really fun, all sorts of different broths and fatty meats, especially when you pronounce it rayman noodles and annoy your weeb gf
>>7213699
>I wish I had the time to do it more often ;_;
Same
I want so much delicious food now
>>7213715
Are you living with juniper yet?
>>7213720
Same I want to meet a lot of you
Some trips are even pretty close to me so it wouldn't be hard to do
That would be one awkward potluck tbqh
>>7213827
Ramen best noodle food
>>7213833
Given I quit benzos, AAs, tobacco and E around the same time for surgery, I can't really tell. Quitting tobacco cold turkey was the worst for physical symptoms. The clinic shrink is an addictologist and she said I looked like someone quitting heroin.
i have sex with an unpassing mtf because im a desperate gay man
>>7213839
FUCK YOU WE ARE REPUBLICANS AND THEY ARE ESTABLISHMENT REPUBLICANS AND I AM A TRUMKIN. I ALSO REALLY LOVE FIRE ARMS
And no I moved to seattle washington. I just kind of miss my parents. They are like 1000 miles miles away from me now. It makes me real sad desu
>>7213854
?
I am making no comments on my living situation on mtfg.
>>7213856
owo
>>7213847
Yaaay
>>7213635
>tfw started at 24
will I need FFS to pass?
>>7213856
what if she started passing would you lose interest then? I've always wondered that about gay guys
>>7213842
>Does it count as a kick if you use your penis?
i'm not sure, but you're still getting fucked up either way, i guess
>>7213862
Are you really excited to see my ugly face and gross man bod?
>>7213864
everyone's situation is different
thnx tahm <3
>>7213864
No way to tell until you've been on for a while. It's entirely possible you won't, but possible you will as well.
I am gonna go make an okcupid profile
Anyone in Seattle who is a mtf or cis dude want to date me? I am unemployed, just moved to seattle 8 hours ago and love guns but didn't take any with me. I am a computer nerd and like psychedelics while also believing in capitalism
>>7213843
same thing, most alcohol's recommended serving should be one standard unit with just under an ounce of pure alcohol
you should be fine, just make very sure you don't overdo it
>>7213864
there's a lot of people here who started at 24 and don't need ffs to pass, mysself included
>>7213750
i have emotions quid
>>7213870
yw friend. Wait, thanks for what?
>>7213859
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'll just text Juni and ask her then
You promised to teach me how to use Linux awhile ago once you moved up to this area, idk if you remember tho...
>>7213875
ask elenna he is in victoria
>>7213864
Not necessarily. I started at 35 and I pass without it. I'll still get a bit of plastic surgery at some point, I think.
>>7213884
What makes you think I'm cute?
Not gonna deny my edginess though.
>>7213866
I think they're too drunk to consent to beating me over the face with their penis
>>7213876
Basic hi what you need to know?
>>7213854
Same
Ima steam some bok choy tbqh, I want more food but I can't justify the calories ;~;
>>7213887
>he
;_;
>>7213875
I'm in Montana now but I've been wanting to move to a big city for a while and Seattle is pretty high on the list. I am also an unemployed computer nerd but I'm not a fan of guns and don't do any drugs besides cigs and lean a bit socialist.
>>7213826
uwu
its a bad feel
I wish I could afford to visit the US and like, buy a car and drive around the whole country and visit everyone
that'd be fun
>>7213827
ramen a best
>>7213834
>We had pen license but I used pen anyway without getting one.
i-isn't that illegal?
>>7213887
but...
I came out of a cubicle in the men's bathroom and one guy said you're not man and then another said looked me dead in the eye and said "smells like oppression in here"
Wtf did that mean
>>7213897
exactly what you think it does
>>7213897
they thought you were a ftm
>>7213897
I don't know
>>7213897
Ha!
>>7213885
everything o3o
>>7213897
Get out of the men's bathroom if you're not a man.
>>7213897
Wait....
You went out girlmode and got hit on a bunch?
Call me a jelly bitch.
Lol.
>I want hair removal so fucking bad. Literally the only thing keeping me from more confidence at this point.
>>7213909
>I'm a rebel without a cause.
p-pls don't get arrested
>>7213916
>He knew I was a tranny and Bitched out of the women right?
No idea maybe he thought you're a feminist or I dunno whatever it's funny.
>>7213921
I plan to suicide by cop if I do, dw.
>>7213907
Oh, you're welcome m'lady! Not really sure what I've done besides shitpost though lelelel. How's you btw?
>>7213773
convince them to switch to the linux kernel
>>7213855
Jfc...
I mean the first 3 alone would do that.
I could ask Kayla about it but I never know with her.
I want off this pill train baaaaaad
Stahp
I'm almost out of my HRT meds and I need to order more soon if I'm gonna continue on them but I still don't know if I want to continue transition or just remain a femboy
I probably won't make it far in life either way
Detransitioning (>implying I was transitioned in the first place) and just being a man still seems like the better option
>>7213916
>I don't know what I meant...
he thought you were ftm and using the mens bathroom
>>7213821
did kiwi commit suicide?
>TFW uggo into oblivion.
I use filters now.
>tfw I can't get drugs that filter real life b/c I Dont know enough low-lifes
>>7213883
like what emotions
do you know which they are :^)
>>7213925
Being the first chaser who isn't a repellent person in quite some time. You went overboard with potc bullying and you said kinda dick things at times but you're fun to banter and shit w/
>>7213854
I love cooking food for friends ^^
>>7213895
yeah I wish I had the time to go round the us and I wish I could visit ppl in UK and Australia ;-;
>>7213938
i hope he did
>>7213916
did you use the urinal?
boy, these cramps sure are something.
i've been getting more of them lately.
i also got my medicaid paper notice from dwss in the mail.
it says to show it to my providers & they'll bill the expenses to medicaid, so i guess i'll keep it.
i have bloodwork & an appointment coming up soon anyway.
dammit, i'm beginning to think my doctor will never raise my dose to 6mg
>>7213931
I don't trust no one.
>>7213916
Yup, or he misunderstood and thought you were ftm prehrt and said smells like oppression to criticize other dude saying you weren't a man lmao
>tfw your optimism wears off and you want to an hero again
>>7213940
cool, i didn't know you went to unr! :D
when ever i leave my room to get tea my room mates kinda just look at me like im an oddity
guess its becuse i almost never leave my room
>>7213942
I'd like to thank my parents, my producer, my beautiful non-existant girlfriend and everyone involved. This truly is a great honor. Thought you kinda hated me before tho senpai.
>>7213942
all of them quid
>>7213942
I could deliver a quid pizza to anna!
> been a shitposting anon on here for a while
> want to start tripfagging
I need a name and/or a noose asap
>>7213962
you don't need a name if you have a cool trip
>>7213956
Not really, I hated Mockiavelli, just didn't like you
You were rude to ppl and said transphobic stuff but I got it wasn't really out of malice, you just pissed me off a lot lol
But I was prehrt and now I'm almost two years in so
>>7213964
be my bf
>>7213962
how about SPaghetti
>>7213962
use the name Noose
Today is 3 months (err 3x28 days) on hrt and everything else in my life is still in shambles but now it's worsened by fears and insecurities of the effects of hrt on me I'm wondering if I should quit before it's too late because I'm never going to make it
Not being like a depressed poster or anything, just what I feel like is
inevitable
>>7213962
Daddy's little bp##literalfaggot
>>7213956
Also the chasers here now are just terrible fucking people lol so it puts it in perspective
But tldr for whatever reason I like you now
So my insurance covers leuprolide acetate is it worth?
>>7213966
Whoa back off
>>7213908
I like invading mens spaces
Spying on peen is a past time of mine
>>7213915
Drunk life is OK, long car ride home and I need to pee already :/
>>7213929
Me_irl
>>7213931
Ty I will, I'll give her cuddle for you
>>7213935
Really?
Like not joking here is that what you think he meant?
Did I experience ftm transphobia
>>7213944
Oh God no the cubicle
>>7213950
The guy that said the smells like stuff was saying it to me in a derogatory way 100%
>>7213821
im good why
i accidently got high again
i feel like this rn
>>7213925
im alright, just playin vidya. how r u?
valq, seriously, it's really cool how you went to unr.
i'm attending the same university
>>7213976
Oh
Then either way you should go girl mode asap and use the girls
>>7213968
I like it
>tfw lord kek will save us
>tfw trump will make it so we can concealed carry without a permit in every state
>tfw I am gonna go buy a glock 19 or some meme hand gun
>walk around some libcuck area in a skirt
>when I pass buy the guys will say quietly to themselves
>I bet that girl is packing something extra between her legs
I need someone to cuddle with me.
I need someone to tell me everything is going to be alright
I need to play some boobies or get a dicking by a dude.
>tfw I am gonna be sleepless in Seattle
whelp I decided to go apply for jobs now. I figure if I get a good career started I can just have a harem of trannies and cis dudes
Or I can convince my cousin to marry me. Only cisgirl I want to sex with.....
I need help ...
>>7213976
>Did I experience ftm transphob
yes
>>7213976
Just hang it out the window and let your sphincter freeee
>>7213305
hi sarah
>tfw you're a poor NEET idiot with no friends
>>7213962
>>7213968
This would be unique
>>7213963
>tfw maximum intovert but still have social needs
https://www.strawpoll.me/11639459
https://www.strawpoll.me/11639459
https://www.strawpoll.me/11639459
>>7213989
nice representation of my future
Running out of reasons to not kill myself.
>>7213976
And yeah if he was saying it derogatory he one hundred percent thought you were ftm.
>>7214001
Why would trump supporters kill themselves now?
>>7213983
Do you pass?
>>7213992
Typically, people gendering you correctly in a safe inclusive area helps.
Like your home or workplace
>>7213983
>Or I can convince my cousin to marry me. Only cisgirl I want to sex with.....
>I need help ...
LMAO I forgot about this
o melly
> 5 trans people have killed themselves already due to the trump election
> trump says trans people can use whatever bathroom they feel comfortable using
Discuss
>>7214010
Uh, cause they see through it and he's turning out to be extremely anti lgbt lol, that would probably be why
Not that it makes it a reasonable choice, tragic shit :/
>>7214005
i just dont feel like i deserve to be called she
i have even told my bf to gender me male and call me by my boy name
i'm really happy about my paper notice.
it looks like i'll be able to keep going to the clinic & have my free skittles again.
not sure though, i'll have to ask around @ the clinic
>>7214010
transgender people are mentally ill
>>7213953
are you out to your roommates?
>>7214014
NICE
I'm coming out to my dad this week I guess ;_______; my best friend kind if made me promis e
Yes, absolutely true. You do look a lot like an ftm in boymode and there's no other explanation that makes sense.
>>7213985
>tfw want valq to judge your face but you know she'll say you won't pass
>>7214010
I blame media fear-mongering but how do we know they killed themselves cuz Trump. Trannies kill themselves all the time.
I was gonna get my hair cut today
But other plans came up
I should try again tomorrow
>>7213985
Don't want to have more pics of me floating around Incase I decide to detrans
Also I'm thoroughly aware I'll need surgeries, several at least and even then it's doubtful I'll have hope.
>>7213996
Same desu
Let's be friends noose
>>7213997
S a m e
>>7214010
There has been a large and sudden uptick in anti-LGBT crimes since election day.
Not an explanation I guess but could be considered.
>>7214021
no im not
>>7213983
5 ppl allegedly (I have seen no evidence) killed themselves because leftists were fear mongering
>>7214017
I know that feel :/
My gf was trans too was the only reason I didn't make her do that except my gender neutral boyname but I felt like such a fraud every time she'd gender me :(
>>7214022
don't be nervous
>>7213953
same
My roommates know nothing about me because I never leave my bedroom
it's also a pain in the ass if I ever wear girl clothes in my room bc I have to put on a baggy sweatshirt and my sweatpants everytime I leave my room so my roommates don't know I'm a degenerate
>>7213993
just get fucked up fampai
>>7214010
people are panicking and being retarded...
Trump's health plan is literally awesome and means that we will be able to shop around and get the most Trans friendly health plan in the country
and concealed carry nation wide would mean we can carry a gun with us everywhere for protection
Steph in the Goonies was an andro cutie.
Next up Cock Sparrer and more butts, yw trannyfriends!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERoWDGWgl6o
>>7214031
In all srsness prolly cause no offense but you're kinda self centered, not in an immature way it's just your ideology, and you lean right
and if you're a fan of capitalism which I think you are I forget money is pretty much the main thing that matters and it's only logical to focus on making more and more of it so you can enjoy more material pleasures, which even if they're shallow, they're still fucking fun lol
>>7214003
You tell me here is a picture I took while high on acid.
>>7214030
The libtard tears in portland. OMG i fucking loved it. Good time to go visit portland desu. I nearly drowned with all the bawwww
>>7214038
you know thats a parody of all the fake shit that has been posted online right?
>>7214044
oh here it is. Yeah you pass
Why am I alive
>>7214036
honestly, i approve of both of these.
pre-existing "endocrine disorder" for which i'm already receiving treatment probably means that medicaid will still cover my skittles.
also, as i like to put it, "bitches who don't carry are dead bitches."
i think everyone here should have a gun.... unless they're suicidal, then it's a bad idea
>>7214046
No need to until you're comfortable, as I recall you're mostly just unable to see how you actually look though, might be thinking of someone else though
>>7214050
Hey can you send that email with the list now? I'll make a new throwaway if you can.
>>7214010
trans people tend to kill themselves
i'm not sure if trump had much to do with it
>>7214050
>>7214056
Remember when quid was pretending to give a shit about this general and didn't want Chara here?
>>7214044
kek i loved watching ppl @ Clinton's event openly weeping.
pic is Obama admin. upon seeing Trump arrive at the white house
i want a puppy gf desu
too bad im a stupid retarded idiot goof
>>7214052
you lack the constitution for suicide
>>7214044
holy shit you lost a lot of weight
>>7214010
I heard it was 8. I'm waiting for it to be 10 so I can kill myself, blame Trump, and get dubs.
>>7214068
>>7214041
The thing about capitalism is being able to take your own destiny in your own hands. Sure it is scary as fuck though.
I don't crave materialistic things though. I am not very covetous at all. Other than feeling safe I have no desire to buy shit I don't need and the rest is just running up a high score.
Now I am always trying to better myself however, it isn't so I can feel better than other people but so I can be better than who I was before.
>>7214064
quid doesn't control me anymore.
>>7214059
the media told them that Trump was literally Hitler and going to round them up and gas them
>>7214072
will u be my puppy gf maeve
>>7214045
Right? Pretty much this
...except me
>>7214055
I suppose, I think you'll be disappointed in how many newer trips it has though
For all the shittalking anons do I actually take confidentiality extremely seriously, if you want you could just email me who you are and I promise to be honest. I know how it feels to want advice but not want mockery, it's why I only post hardcore boymode pics here
>>7214056
As you know from spectating lmao
I don't think you've ever managed to dom me, have you
>>7214064
Good god you're stupid.
I'm not going to order my fucking 16 year old ex to do things anymore, of course I still want her gone but she's a good friend and I'm not going to just ignore her
>>7214065
He's showing me comfy music I think I might nap til he drops me home
Nini girls
help my roomie can't stop hiccuping and i can't stop laughing
>>7214054
people here keeps telling me i pass
but i just find that really hard to belive
>>7214084
get it on clyp?
>>7214084
whenever my dog gets hiccups i show him a video of himself and he gets confused and stops hiccuping
>>7214079
>of course I still want her gone but she's a good friend and I'm not going to just ignore her
lmao, okay thanks for ruining the thread with your infatuation
i'm quitting mtfg, it's not comfortable for me anymore because everyone is circlejerking some manipulative cis girl
>>7214044
you still suck at makeup but you look a lot better and the makeup looks a whole lot better
also you are so far away from this thing that its not even funny
>>7214080
another
>>7214085
Easy Solution:
Put on a dress, go outside
>>7214090
huh?
>>7214058
Under 30
>>7214064
Don't want her here that is, because this is fucking mtfg and she's cis.
However, she has been a lot better at not being a bully lately ever since she called the cops and got out of that situation
>>7214073
On the other hand, money is also a cushion. Money is safety. Money makes literally everything in life easier aside from a social life with real intimate connections
Classism really is the most severe privilege and it can't be said enough
>>7214085
Not uncommon ;-;
>>7214090
If she wasn't still infatuated with me, and in a really fragile scary situation, I probably wouldn't still talk to her, at least definitely not here
Why the fuck would I be infatuated with a 16 year old lmao
>>7214083
who is him?
are you drunk?
are you going to go home with a boy?
>>7214084
succ it out
>>7213918
Boymode
I got hit on as a boy
>Another person actually meant to be here quits because of Chara.
Cool.
>>7214100
LOL yes you did
You lasted like 5 minutes, failed to think of any way to order or control me, and gave up, it was pretty cute
>>7214104
basic.
boymode failure champion
>>7214097
kek
>>7214105
yeah, it is pretty shitty ngl :/
>>7214035
I came out to my current set of roommates before moving in with them, but they still treat me like a normal guy and talk about me like I'm one.
To be fair, I'm closeted to most people and not fulltime yet, but still, the whole thing makes me p uncomfortable.
>>7214079
[email protected]
Tell me when you sent it so I can let you know if I received it.
>email me who you are
No because if you know who I am you might pretend I'm not on the list to avoid upsetting me. Only by getting the full list where you ahve no idea if I'm on it or not can I be 100% sure of not being hugboxed.
>>7214091
You try to put make up on with 400ug in your system
also who is dat?
>>7214098
Yeah I am lower class and was raised lower class. My middle class auntie wanted to give me money but I turned her down. I mean if I ever needed to go home I can ask her for money ..... or my cousin.
I can so shitpost and apply for jobs at the same time I swear!
>>7214111
And yet you're feeding her attention which is the only reason she comes here, great.
That's like the fifth person I've seen, and she taunts each one.
>>7214091
Is that what Melly used to look like?????
>>7214114
I won't, I can pretty much guarantee you won't be on it otherwise though :P I'm gonna miss a looot of people
I'll see about it though I guess
>>7214065
>>7214092
they're crying because they are going to be investigated and half of them are going to be sent to Jail
Trump will never be able to put Hillary away but literally everyone involved in the rotten Obama government will be done and it will come to light how they were the ones inhibiting Obama's effectivity as POTUS
>>7214120
just send the list please, I need to know if I have a chance
>>7214112
you should try on some dresses!!
>>7214098
>Why the fuck would I be infatuated with a 16 year old lmao
Is this a joke?
fucking
kill me
i dont want to sleep on a floor my guy
>>7214092
This is what happens when you give kids medals for losing the race.
>>7213991
OK LETS GO
what kinda tunes tho
yoooooo
what's up ?
>>7214126
but what whould people think if they saw me trying dresses?
>>7214129
Why would it be? I've gone into how uncomfortable that makes me quite a few times
>>7214123
Amy
hormones are magic
>>7214136
You're cute when you take bait so easily.
>>7214132
Do you talk much to other cashiers?
>>7214135
what's down?
soft and warm lil chara falling asleep in your arms
>>7214145
nothing but my dad's bank acc
>>7214144
Like my coworkers?
Yeah, I chat with them on breaks n stuff, I like my coworkers
>>7214133
Classic rock at the moment, Supertramp's playing atm. Probably gonna move over to minimal trance or rap in a bit. I listen to just about everything though, good tunes to be found in all genres. What kinda moosik do you like bbcaeks?
>>7214136
send the list! Please!
>>7214154
hugg elann
hugg elann very tight
hugg elann and never let go
>>7214154
Do you ever talk about non passing people?
>>7214151
can I have a loan?
does my smile look real today
>>7214142
what bait lol
I don't control you anymore but I really don't like. that you still post here silly, you know that. Cis guys shouldnt be here but cis girls esp. shouldn't unless they barely share anything about themselves
doesn't mean we can't be friends though
>>7214156
Girl, I gotta write it lmao it's gonna take like an hour
I still don't feel good at all about doing something like this
>>7214136
I got disowned for being a tranny so no well maybe
I am not counting on it lets put it that way and I am not planning my life around it. If I get it then I will be happy if I don't I never counted on it anyways.
idk I think I matured passed the point of being a spoiled cunt btw even though I am still a spoiled cunt. Like honestly if I wanted to I could live here in seattle with just working a minium wage job. My parents would basically pay my health insurance, my car insurance, phone and car payment. However i want to make it on my own. It takes guts to move so far away from home though. I am not going to lie, I have my parents as a safty net as well as my cousin and aunt in case shit hits the fan though.e
>>7214149
yes
I didn't muh angles and what whenver I did lose I just stopped eating.
I did not try to pass for over two years so idk
19
>>7214141
How know it was me?
>>7214167
elanna is a stealth stacey mean girl
she knows she's hot as fuck so just controls people
>>7214161
nah sry
need the shekels to get a copy of the nanjung ilgi aand probably a roundtrip through SEA
>>7214162
it looks real creepy
also, are those dog hairs
>>7214164
Anyone is welcome here.
>>7214165
Lmao you did a Kayla. So the Kayla method works.
>>7214162
were you hugging a fluffi animal
>>7214162
yes
i just wanna be able to see a woman in the mirror
im tired if this dumb ugly boy looking back at me
>>7214167
half black, half white
why?
>>7214178
although why would anyone want to be here
>>7214166
you post image.jpg's
>>7214180
arent you the pretty one named hanna
>>7214180
you might be dumb hanna, but you're still cute to look at
>>7214180
just remove the stock-image picture from the mirror
>>7214160
Nope
Trans people have never come up in conversation, and in the past when they have I generally just try to steer that conversation so I don't get my ass clocked or get pissed off and say "I'm trans fuck you"
>>7214167
I don't see how at least a few of them don't but I have someone very drunkenly and angrily saying otherwise right now.
>>7214158
hugg lauren
>>7214139
idk
you look like a girl so it's not that strange
>>7214190
how is the media butthurt over there?
I'm sad
>>7214181
If that's the case you and Korra are the only blacks left here since the other two sudoku'd
can somebody post that mike pence conversion therapy /pol/ meme thing
>>7214181
im 1/3 white 1/3 native and 1/3 black
>>7214186
>tfw zombie but 19
Mh
>>7214196
Mercury committed suicide?
>>7214199
Mike "Like the cock you get the shock" Pence
>>7214196
there's also Karin m8
>>7214194
delicious
didn't expect every single media outlet over here being shillarytards
articles go from
"muh evil sexist" to passive aggressive "oh those protesters are sooo peaceful"
people in general don't know shit about trump so they are in the "lol drumpf xDDDDD"-section
lgbtqitqa*** retards have a full on sperg here
in short :
good times for my MAGA shirt and hat
>>7214198
idk
maybe get a priest or something
shit could be possessed
>>7214199
Mike "If Your Ass Is Loose, You Get The Noose" Pence
Mike "Pop a chub at your bud, join the high-voltage club" Pence
Mike "Keeping the fags on the defense" Pence
Mike "Sucked the post ? Prepare to roast" Pence
Mike "If you put it where he poops, your necks ready for the loop" Pence
Mike "The only power we're giving queers is Volts time Amperes" Pence
Mike "If men make you jerk it then we complete the circuit" Pence
Mike "Alternating current for alternative lifestyles" Pence
Mike "Crave the cock, get a shock" Pence
Mike "LGBBQ" Pence
Mike "Boipussy? Die wussy" Pence
Mike "Suck cock get shocked" Pence
Mike "Guy love? Fry bruv" Pence
Mike "Fags get toe tags" Pence
Mike "Swing for the wrong team hang from the ceiling beam" Pence
Mike "Vegetables out of fruits" Pence
Mike "Out of the closet, into the chair" Pence
Mike "EMP the LGBT" Pence
Mike "Electro-magnetic pulse nightclub" Pence
Mike 'Pepper spray away the gays' Pence
Mike "Swing the other way? Here comes Enola Gay" Pence
Mike "Set the phasers to straight" Pence
Mike "Same-sex pairs get the chair" Pence
Mike "Touch a Wiener, Things Get Meaner" Pence
Mike "The electric stool for the homosexual fool" Pence
Mike "AC/DC for LGBT" Pence
Mike "Believing in evolution explains your sexual confusion" Pence
Mike "Bulge Gazers get the tasers" Pence
Mike "Two dicks collide, a chair i'll provide" Pence
Mike "Love a trap, get a zap" Pence
Mike "Back door ain't tight, out of my sight" Pence
Mike "Date a man, into the van" Pence
Mike "Act like a sissy bitch, be prepared when I hit the switch" Pence
Mike "Fight the gay with gamma rays" Pence
Mike "Vice President-Elect(ric)" Pence
Mike "Putting Faradays in gays" Pence
Mike "Feelin' Bi? Time to electrify" Pence
Mike "Anal destructors get hooked up to the conductor" Pence
Mike "S.W.A.T Raid on the Pride Parade" Pence
Mike "Fender bender the transgender" Pence
Mike "Put the amp in straight camp" Pence
>>7214203
yup, she posted a suicide note here after the election
>>7214196
oh
cool i guess
little morbid though
>>7214211
>killed herself because trump won
holy shit my sides
>>7214213
lol most of my relatives literally have white skin
>>7214220
no
she was actually happy trump won
she wanted to end on a positive note
>>7214201
How do you get 1/3 something if you have 4 grandparents?
>>7214220
she had cancer
i think she was happy about trump
>>7214220
she voted Trump
she had terminal cancer, so she left on a high
>>7214210
these are hilarious wtf i love /pol/ now
>>7214186
My one fatal giveaway
>>7214186
damn, that image is actually too real
vocaroo com/i/s1Cb3TWBUPn4
>>7214232
also I can sense the potential cuteness in you
>>7214191
I'm certain that (the non normie) cis girls at a place I shop at have me figured out as not being cis
>>7214240
wrong image
>tfw turned gf and flatmate into trump supporters
>tfw we decided on nudity4all
good times all around tbqh
>>7214198
>live in the most progressive country in the world
>basically get everything handed to you by the government
>m-muh gender identity
>depressed while living like a literal queen
shut the fuck up and get the fuck out you cunt
>>7214247
that is a rumor as far as I know
>>7214199
right here senpai
>>7214249
>litteral queen
no im still jumping through the gate keeping hoops
that takes 2 years btw
also whenever me and bf hold hands in public we get vile look thrown our way
sometimes assholes even honk their horns at us
>>7214253
You sound American. And why haven't you got a girl voice?
>>7214198
I wish I had hugs
>>7214256
that sounds like a really sweet bf that loves you if he's willing to go through that with you <3
similar things happens here but bc we're an interracial couple. that's still hated here especially by older people from the segregation days
>>7214236
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19gRZpYfsxD
>>7214122
>>7214131
yep. also the (((media))) made them over confident.
>>7214194
peak levels
>>7214209
91% of their donations were to hrc/dnc
>>7214258
>You sound American.
She's sensitive about her Canadian accent, so she apes her southern neighbours when in this thread in order to avoid ridicule.
Not that it works, of course. Leaf blood courses thickly through her veins.
>>7214251
Juniper would know, they're friends I think.
>>7214258
That was my impression of an American dudebro
>>7214269
of whom ?
the media or TYT ?
either way topkek on the picture
>>7214266
yea hes the kindest and nicest person ive ever met
>>7214270
i think elanna is cool
>>7214267
vocaroo
.com/i/s0mtaZMSZd7e
>>7214253
vocaroo
.com/i/s0le6LeROJCs
>>7214256
>sometimes assholes even honk their horns at us
do you look much different then everyone else around you?
>>7214269
apparently until 9 pm election night hillary thought she had the election won lmao
>>7214267
wtf are you saying?
>>7214283
well it was in swedish
>>7214282
>i think elanna is cool
Are we talking about the same, Elanna here? The one who spends all her free time shitposting in a tranny general on the internet?
>2 men in portland arrested with suspicion of shooting an anti Trump protester
That must be Yume and Gem.
>>7214290
o maybe that's why I didn't understand it lmao
Sup fags. Did yall get aids yet?
>>7214293
nah were probably some SJWs trying to push their agenda
>>7214288
im talking in swedish
>>7214256
>sometimes assholes even honk their horns at us
yeah the evil and hate people in sweden honk their horn at you where in other parts of the world they get literally beat the fuck out of. wow you are so spoiled and oblivious to your situation someone should take a hammer to your brain which by the way cannot be any bigger than that of a lizard
>>7214291
But she has a job at a grocery store how cool is that?
>>7214155
lool supertramp, gud stuff.
I've been listening to a lot of emo lately desu, pop punk, mid 2000's stuff. I listen to a lot of J and K music too. Listen to anything besides country rlly desu
>>7214162
fluffi
>>7214293
they moved to east coast i think
>>7214291
Pot, meet kettle
It's ok, I know I'm a loser lol
>>7214283
Your voice sounds kinda girly, have you been practising?
>>7214296
>being retarded while trying to be edgy anti SJW but missing the point and just being retarded
>>7214284
i dont think so?
well i look like a boy with long hair
>>7214291
>implying shitposting isn't cool
i will get a nice tranny girlfriend before my next birthday and i will finally make my parents proud of me
my dad always tells me ill always be a loser and ill never a get a trans girlfriend i want to prove him wrong because i think he wants me to defeat him in order to win his love
>>7214298
but bro XDDDDDDDD there are kids starving in africa XXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
>>7214304
Joke's on you, I only come here for a few hours every day - and only to make fun of you all.
>>7214302
>emo
>mid-2000's stuff
MCR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCCyoocDxBA
>>7214298
Trip on CNT
>>7214307
>thinking I care about the content of what I post at 5 am in the morning drunk as a scotsman drinking whiskey
cutie pls
>>7214310
where do you live
>>7214305
vocaroo
.com/i/s1cxjQVGfF1e
>>7214104
>I just get sird :(
Like, really. My boymode has never failed and I cry about it.
>>7214017
You have to accept the hugbox, m8
>>7214026
Nobody passes in my eyes.
I can just give you perspective for "passing potential" with your bone structure.
>>7214028
Better off than me I guess....
Going back into the closet with a rack on my chest
>>7214317
Go to bed hon your brain is on vacation.
>>7214315
yea, i used to listen to them a lot.
Fav albums were Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge and I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love. I didn't rlly like danger days.
P into Brand New rn.
>>7214279
the media. i'd guess 100% of tyt
>>7214287
apparently they sent Podesta out to make the announcement because she was inconsolable, kept yelling "comey did this!". none of this is confirmed of course, but every rumor/conspiracy about hrc has turned out to be true this year. i wish someone would leak a video
>>7214225
A thousand keks and ten thousand get fucks were had while I drove through portland. I had to take i-205 across though because they tried blocking i-5
It made me feel so good trump won. Idk, between lets say Sacramento and maybe Eugenie I was happy with the state of jefferson stuff. Tons of trump signs up, but I had to be careful because I am non white a tranny and have a yiddish last name. Some ass hole might not know I love trump and vote republican most of the time.
>>7214319
Interesting.
>>7214302
help the floor hurts my back
tfw ive been lisetning to country half the day
dont judge me too hard pls
it was the veteran day's special
also
i didnt pass to anyone today
at all
it sucked
i felt gross and like
off
normally in girls clothes i almost always do but
today
just i failed i guess
>>7214318
california but i would like to move somewhere else
>>7214279
>that picture
>Nasdaq and s&p 5000 falling
>Dow rising as people buy medical and infrastructure stocks because of deregulation and big government spending on roads incoming
>market way over correcting because portfolios are rapidly changing
I mean don't get me wrong I bought infrastructure after the crash and it's nice, but let's. it kid ourselves, a first world economy shouldn't have high tech and clean energy stocks crashing, while oil and health care (because they will get to charge Americans whatever they fuck they want and bleed them to death) are going through the roof
>>7214312
you fucking piece of shit, i have been beat up and spat at for being the way i am ever since i was a child. i will not stand idly by when this retarded fuck complains about being honked at in HIS world renowned progressive environment
>>7214335
Gold fell dramatically last week.
>>7214334
rip 2 far away senpai
>>7214337
kys
>>7214341
gold makes no sense at its current price other then fear