Gay General: Puppies and kittens edition

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>>7144198
Happy Halloween

>>7144210
What am I supposed to be looking at?

>>7144230
potatoes

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>>7144230
>>7144238
Two crisps kissing

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>>7144261

>>7144277
Idgi

Happy Halloween faggots!

I'd extend my wishes to the trans community but everyday is Halloween for them so

http://stdcarriersdatabase.com/

How do you feel about a database that everyone has to sign up if they are a std carrier or have hiv/aids? Isn't the best way to prevent the spreading of sexually transmitted diseases is to avoid those who have them?

>>7144210
>>7144261

you posted your butt because it looks scary?

>>7144289
damn

>>7144314
the best way to avoid the spread of stds is education 2bh
also a database like that will likely just encourage actual carriers to remain shady and infect even more people, or abuse of the database, much like is happening in that link you've provided since there's zero oversight and legitimacy

>>7144321
Yes

these skellys are legit freaking me out
not as much as the skellys on grindr or all of the """""""""""""""""""masc""""""""""""""""""""""" men there

>>7144353
Masked men where?

>>7144359
in the trash

>>7144342
I'm scared straight tbqh

>>7144314
>>7144329

Abstinence is the only cure all.

Just think about how many diseases you're avoiding by having no contact with another human and avoiding crowds.

Sexual - All sexually transmitted diseases you'll never have to worry about.

Mental/Emotional- All mental disorders and emotional issues you'll never have to worry about due to a break-up, fight, argument.

Physical - All colds, flus, and other diseases passed by contact or the air you'll never have to worry about.

Who ever invented this idea of friendship & love was setting you all up to die. Learn to be happily single and you'll have nothing to worry about besides dealing with your loneliness.

>>7144380
Good

>constantly cold hands
>tfw no guy who loves cold handjobs

>>7144441
Try cardio. I used to have cold corpse hands back when I was a skelly.

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daily reminder that you will never cuddle with a slightly hairy bf with an average but firm body and 10/10 smile

>>7144467
I literally just finished cardio probably an hour prior to posting, i've just always had cold hands and still do. They only go away during really hot days but I hate hot days 2bh

>>7144476
Maybe if you stopped spamming all the gens with inane shit you'll find a boyfriend.

>>7144480
How long have you been working out?
Might be a body weight thing too. I don't have them anymore, but they used to be cold enough to get me punched reflexively. lol

Who else eating chocolate and crying

>>7144441
i wouldn't mind a cold skelly handjob desu

>>7144517
About 8 months now.
desu I just also love being in the cold so that's probably where most of it is coming from.

>>7144476
p-pls

>>7144524
2bh can't even have chocolate anytime i bring some home it's all gone before I can eat any

>>7144524
why are you sad my boy?

>>7144537
I was the opposite when I was skinny.
My friends used to make fun of me for being cold-blooded.
I'd keep a space heater running in my room in summer. lol

>>7144547
Iktf
>>7144550
No one will ever love me

>>7144576
2bhar id love you but you're nowhere near me and i can't deal with that LTR shit where couples buy each other dildos and fleshlights now that like connect to each other over the internet and pulse together or some weird shit like nah

>>7144576
Your family loves you, don't they? Your friends doubly so.

I know it is hard being a single gay man even from a purely mathematical viewpoint, but you must stay strong. Self pity has rarely ever helped anyone with anything.

>>7144586
Thanks
>>7144597
Family no
Friends haha no

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>tfw no one to blow while playing overwatch

>>7144606
Has something terrible happened or are you just being dramatic? I find it hard to believe that neither your friends or family love you.

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>tfw not cuddling with a guy RIGHT NOW

>>7144647
That's pretty talented. I'd think the dicksucking would distract you from the game.

>>7144654
Got a date with a qt tonight. Gunna cuddle the fuck out of him.

>>7144671
Nah I'll just play mercy so im dicksucking in game and irl

good luck with your date!

>>7144651
I was born

>>7144673
>good luck with your date!
Thanks bb.
It's sort of a formality. He's craving the d something fierce. lol
But he's a qt, so a date will be fun too.

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>>7144198
>Post puppers and kittens
Well if no one else is gonna do it, I will.

>>7144725
Oh, nice! No luck needed then, just a lot of lube.

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>>7144741
Also she had some puppers herself this summer, so here's most of them back in July.

What does it mean when somebody on Grindr says they're a "professional"

On a semi-related note, does anybody have any experience with open relationships? My bf wants me to eventually fuck another guy but I don't think it's gonna happen.

>>7144750
It means they have a white collar job and are generally looking for the same.

I did it for a little bit. You've got to be pretty emotionally developed, or have an infidelity kink, for it to work out.

>>7144679
I was born too, yet I don't share your sentiment. There's clearly something else going on here.

Let's see. You post your butt pics, then start going on about how no one loves you. You've consistently been a self described top, so it makes no sense for you to post butt.

That leaves me with four possible conclusions:
1. You're desperate enough to get a sexual partner you would be okay with bottoming for
2. There's actually some bad stuff happening in your life that makes you erratic, stuff you may or may not want to talk about
3. You're a blossoming young bottom who was in denial about it until now
4. You're fucking shitting me and probably just drunk

>>7144837
u shouldnt read 2 much into his posts. you'll get a headache

>>7144837
Well I'll give you a hint it's not an odd number and I haven't drank alcohol yodau

>>7144865
and u came here?

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I've sent a pic of me shirtless and my dick partly showing from my pulled-down boxers to a few guys I'm talking to on grindr. They loved it, and I loved that they looked at me that way. It turned me on more than some sexual situations I've been in desu.

Does that make me an exhibitionist? Am I going to end up being one of those ugly fat old men hanging around naked with a hard-on in the locker room? What other ways are there to explore this aspect of my sexuality?

Pic unrelated.

>>7144875
Where else would I go?
You're my best friend

>>7144897
thats sad

>>7144922
You're telling me

>>7144930
i am

>>7144865
Great answer my boy. Now I'd want to tell you that it's going to be fine, but since I don't know the situation I can't say it is.

I hope you have good sense in resolving your problem(s). Just remember, when everything looks the most bleak, the least you can do is try your best.

>>7144946
You are

>tfw spanish and biochem test tomorrow

Man why'd they have to be on the same day.

>>7144977
You could, like complain to the dean or something.

>tfw you like the positive attention apps bring
>tfw you should probably delete your account though since you're unavailable until financial stability is a thing
>tfw but the attention is so nice

>>7145002

Yeah, I should just tell him to give me an A in all classes.

>>7145006
I mean, it's not going to change the schedule, but students next year will probably appreciate it.

My best friend (straight) was telling me on a car ride yesterday how great Milo is. How do you guys cope with finding out a loved one is retarded?

>>7145008

Oh it's not my finals or anything, just two tests happen to coincide, it happens, it's just I've avoided it so far this semester. Spanish won't be hard, but biochem is kinda tough.

>>7145006
or you could crawl under his desk and "convince" him to give you an a in all classes.

>>7144962
Thanks buddy

>>7145013
he sounds gay
and ew bffls with breeders

>>7145015
Presumably it counts for course credit and it clearly puts you at an unfair disadvantage. I'm no so sure you should be so blasé about it.

>>7145015
just watch big bang theory in spanish, you'll pass both :)

>>7145033

It's inevitable though, with so many people taking many different combinations of classes there's bound to be overlap.

>>7145033
2bh I don't think any school has policies about tests on the same day - only finals, and when finals overlap, rescheduling to another day is OK.

>>7145023
He's just a fuckboy that's super insecure. Misogynistic like most gay men but I think he's le redpill. Shoulda done more to prevent this.

>>7145051
we should all be misogynistic, it's time we end the breeders, their toxin has run too deep the earth is reeling in pain rn

>>7145005
I don't really like apps, I end up thinking everyone's far better than me and delete it when someone messages me

>>7145013
>two of my friends visited me a couple of months back
>I didn't answer the door and hid until they left

>>7145057
why would you hide until they leave, did they come by unannounced? I fucking hate that shit, at least send a text

>>7145013
I talk about it with them. That's what sophisticated adults do.

Case in point, I think Milo is a con artist and among the least interesting "alt-right" e-celebrities.
>>7145021
The pleasure is all mine.

And remember, respect is everything.

>>7145041
>>7145046
I dunno. My university managed to avoid it. I don't remember ever taking more than one exam on a day. Then again I don't remember much.

>>7144654
>instead of working out to get a body like this I am drinking a 20 oz Big Blue after haven eaten a bag of Ruffles

I hate me

>>7145084
I had 3 exams on the same day, because that's when the classes were. They were easy as fuck though lmao thought i was in high school for a second during the web dev exam.

All of my finals were on separate days though.

>>7145076
yeah I wasn't expecting them
I just didn't want to deal with people, I still don't really want to

>>7145083
God bless

>>7145131
desu you were reasonable then
unannounced people never deserve to be invited in
literally one of my recurring nightmares is my parents coming to visit unannounced while my dildos and such are out & about ... well actually in the nightmares they can literally walk around but whatever

>>7145136
protestant or catholic?

>>7145170
Catholic

>only man who seems interested in talking to me anymore is a much older man who is getting married to another man

:(((((((((((

somebody send me a bf I deserve it!

>>7145192
that older man is your new bf
good luck! :)

>>7145192
You know in just 7 days I can make you a man

>>7145201
What do you mean by this?

>>7145197
His fiance is a total Chad, I could never compete. Not that I'd want to break them up.

>>7145208
wait why would you be competing with him
wouldn't you be a supplement in that relationship

>>7145224
A man cannot have a husband and a bf at the same time!

>>7145228
rules are meant to be broken

>>7145180
My boy, that's exactly the answer I was looking for.

Protestants don't actually believe in god so it was a trick question all along. Given that the answer is "catholic", you can deduce who I am by arranging the second, third, and last letter of the answer in the right order. There's also another, easier way to solve this conundrum.

>>7145208
I'm a sweet transvestite
>>7145305
Cat poster , how cute
Love your posts

You spend some time away from gg and then you come back and see the same exact mentally ill posters ranting on about god knows what goes on in their brain, and suddenly everything is looking up!

>>7145365
>I'm a sweet transvestite
That's from Rocky Horror if I'm not completely wrong
>Cat poster
well done my boy, I always post the cat

>>7145417
You are correct as was my previous comment
And yeah too cute cat boy, too cute.
>Getting called my boy
Oddly satisfying

>>7144198
Ughh I could never date a man with dogs. I've stopped dating men after finding out they had dogs before. They stink, they're loud, they lick, they have no sense of privacy. They never leave you in peace. I hate dogs, really hate them.

People will say to me, dog lovers that is, that a dog won't stink if you bathe them. Rest assured they stink even if you bathe them, you've just gotten used to the foul odor.

I have friends who are very neatsy who wash their dogs regularly and still their houses stinkto me, and the damn rat of a creature wants to follow me around everywhere.

Bleh, so many potentially good relationships ruined over dogs. I can't live with them or abide their presence.

Cats, birds, snakes, rabbits, anything else I can pretty much tolerate as they can be pretty much kept isolated, dogs you can't.

how do posts in this gen manage to get creepier and more pathetic
idgi

>>7145230
he showed me more of his fiance
he's so hot
fuck, he's going to be so disappointed when he sees me in person

>>7145482
do you have an amazing profile pic or something?
if not, maybe hes just into 'something different' a lot of married/in relationship guys are like that, they have a good thing but they also want a different taste once in a while

>>7145430
I believe we are two of a kind my boy

It is a sad state of affairs when you are over there and I'm over here.

I don't think it's ever going to work out between the two of us. Still I would like to meet up with you some day

I will bring this up some other day. For now, I hope you have sweet dreams

And hey, just try to relax ok? Whatever happens, it's never as bad as it seems

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>>7145473

i know rite

>>7145489
It's not amazing, although the camera is sometimes generous to me. I am honestly not sure how ugly I really am. Sometimes I feel "cute", sometimes I feel like Jabba the Hutt.

>>7145526
i'll never get it
also that bitch wasted so much watermelon

>>7145528
then he probably wants to try something else for a change, doubt he'll be that disappointed unless you magically got one amazing shot

>>7145548
you underestimate the power of angles

I guess my problem is tragic angles more than just having really nice angles

>birthday passed and had no older gentleman to buy me anything

FUCK

>tfw no a camwhore

>>7145624
Just don't be ugly and get to work.

>>7145641
dont be ugly & boring
way too many pretty boys who literally do nothing and only make like $30 a stream lmao

>>7145649
Can I be ugly but entertaining and make 30 dollars?

>>7145641
Yeah but I'm not really a twink, a best I'm a hairy twink.

>>7145654
no if you're ugly you make money through prostitution not camwhoring

>>7145666
but that's illegal :(((((((((((((((((((((((((

>look at pic of own butthole
>get turned on

>>7145089
You'll make it bro.
Just have to put down the food and hit the gym

>>7145675
Not everywhere but yeah in most places.
Still, people do it. If you want money you've gotta do some crazy shit 2bh

>>7145695

Post boipussy

>>7145703
I ate an entire Hershey's Cookie from Pizza Hut since I posted that.

>>7145649
>Tfw only $50 a show
It's it cause I'm ugly? Or boring?

Is it bad to workout at night?

>>7145734
Both desu.

>>7145734
probably both
or maybe its the venue you're using who the fuck knows

>>7145742
no, just ensure you're stretching properly and recovering properly too

>want to get """""raped"""""
>can't even stick a thin plastic tube up my butt because it hurts like hell

>>7145790
>buy dildo and lots of lube
>practice practice practice
>find guy you can trust
>roleplay rape
its as easy as 1 2 3

>>7145742
Best time to exercise is the middle of the night. All the cool dudes do it.

>tfw no bf to teach how to swim and skate

>>7145884

What if you keep falling down on the ice so he has to massage your butt? That'd be too lewd

>>7145894
he can just hold onto my butt and i can guide him around

>>7144289
I like your style. Thanks for the Halloween wishes

>>7145790
We'll first of all don't use plastic tubes. Get butt plugs and dildos and tons of lube and work your way up. If you're just around the house wear a butt plug to stretch for a while. It's worth it.

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tfw no hairy daddy bf to fuck me gently and spoon me to sleep

>tfw time to give up vidya
its been good
but its also been bad

What is the appeal in twinks?
I'm asking as a twink myself

>>7146199

Just comes down to personal likes, I tend to like guys who are twinkish to a degree, kind of slim body, little body hair, medium or long hair.

>>7146016
Here's a hint:

Grindr
Jack'd
Hornet
Scruff
Growlr
Squirt
Chasabl
Daddyhunt
Bear411

Are you even trying

>>7146199
most self identifying twinks are skinnyfats

anyways, like the appeal in every other aesthetic, people just like it

>>7146227
me

>tfw the qt hasn't been very talkative these past few days

I feel like something might be wrong on his end, but I haven't been able to elicit much of a response.

>>7146456
Resort to home invasion and inappropriately calling his parents's house to chat with them.

you should never let a man lick your ass my uncle told me because he might want to fuck you,, so i found out what fun licking my ass could be and the fucking was good too he licked then fucked

So why are you at home alone on halloween?

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>>7146224
none of them are nearly as cute as pic related

>>7146894
stop posting

>>7146858
it was a monday

>>7146894
He's really not that attractive. Not ugly, but not "omg I have to stick my dick in him" hot

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>>7146858
No social life and severe anxiety don't give me a lot of things to do on holidays. Doesn't help that I've got the flu so even if I did go to some random gay club party or meet someone off grindr I'm essentially a walking disaster

That said, I wish I at least went out to steal some chocolate.

>tfw go on grindr
>tfw just weird old men message you
>tfw none of the twinks reply to you
>tfw countless bad dickpics you didn't ask for
>tfw a married man asks you if he can fuck you infront of his wife
>tfw delete grindr again
Is there any point to grindr other than a free horror movie??

>>7147770
>tfw go on grindr
>messages from qts and only 4 from old creeps
>dont reply to any of them anyways
feels gud

>>7147770
>>tfw a married man asks you if he can fuck you infront of his wife
Fuck that's hot. I'd 100% do that

>>7146858
I was down in the dumps so I didn't get o out
>>7147508
I stole a bunch in my house

>>7147787
It's not when it's a weird creep who wants recordings of you saying daddy
>>7147785
The thing is I always end up talking to them because no one else messages me. That and I feel impolite if I don't respond

>>7147796
>a weird creep who wants recordings of you saying daddy
hnnnnnnng the perverts are the absolute sexiest

>>7147802
I guess I just want a pervert whose a bit subtle about these sorts of things. That and not married

>>7147812
you'll get over being so prude eventually
hopefully that's someday soon so you don't wind up being a creepy old man yourself

>>7147812
I want a dirty old creep to send me texts during lectures telling me to wet myself and send him a picture of it. Or to cum in the same small panties every time I wank and then wear them for him.

>>7147820
I'm not a prude, I just want someone to talk to me like a regular being before asking if I want their fist in my asshole.

>>7147834
mate it's grindr. The people on it literally are only there to put things in arseholes.

>>7147845
I guess. I'm not used to that sort of thing.

>>7147858
get on tinder then.

>>7147938
Why?

>>7147943
because you're more likely to find someone who isn't just looking for sex. Also you can set age brackets.

>>7147770
>tfw go on scruff
>no one messages you


changing my profile pic, it sucks when your old ass phone doesn't have a frontside camera. Can't be ugly and badly angled

>>7148014
selfies are ugly as fuck bro. The wide angle lens distorts your face and makes its big and pointy.

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>start to fall in love with my long distance relationship bf
> completely decide to ignore him for two or three days no reason to protect myself emotionally when i realized that I can't be falling in love that quickly
> wonder if im playing the game correctly
> completely fall out of love now
>im in control again
> even though he's the boy of my dreams im makung sure i don't lose this by being cold as fuck and only presenting masculine energies.

Daily reminder to channel your masculine energies through the prostate as you breathe to prevent prostate cancer.

>>7148197
in short master your ass!

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>>7145884
I can neither swim nor have I ever been ice skating, I used to be relatively proficient on roller blades though

>>7147770
>pic related
>>7147785
>>7148014
this is why I don't like apps, either no-one messages you or no-one you're interested in does

>>7148099
If he's perfect for you there's nothing wrong with falling in love quickly...not that I would know though :(

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>my life

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Exam tomorrow
I'm terrified lol
Wish me luck pls

>>7148695
good luck!
you'll fuck it up!

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>>7148512
Lololol you never show love to your bf or else hell think you're a beta.

>>7148197
Can you at least give me a (you)

Honestly don't @ me ever again, take it elsewhere.

>work out
>miss one day
>gain weight
*claps*

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I already asked in /fg/ but does /gg/ think i'm still a femboy?

And they called you disgusting and told you to go away.

Remember to not (you) this shitposter

>>7148837
>>7148837
Yes you do

why are the /gaygen/ anons so bad at ignoring shitposters and trips?

>>7149172
Takes practice. Even mascgen fucks up sometimes.

>>7149240
Masc gen is a fuck up

>>7149240
>sometimes
lmao there is only maki and that one imagespammer there
at least gg has a revolving door of anons

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who wants to play a game?

Never thought I would enjoy coming to this board.
Oh I just love the negativity here.

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>>7149323

you're welcome pussy

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such a boring thread with boring people
why does gay general continue to exist?
let it die already

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>tfw meeting a guy tomorrow who I met on Craigslist
>tfw he sounds like way out of my league
>tfw he agreed because he's bottom and I'm dominating top

>>7149434
>he sounds like way out of my league
My general experience is that they aren't. Even if they look like an 11/10 in pics they're like a 6/10 irl.

>>7149301
meow meow meow

>>7149434
>I'm dominating top
that alone makes you a 10/10 for like half the gays out there

>>7149708
This too.
Most of the guys I hook up with say stuff like: "Nobody's ever done that before" or "I usually don't let guys do that" to pretty vanilla stuff like biting and throat grabbing(not even choking).

>>7149434
It's cl, so he might not be as qt in person. Also, you being a top makes you much more desirable, as there are more bottoms than tops.

>tfw you're 19, 5'11 140lb with a slightly feminine face
>otherwise not really masc or fem, just natural and neutral, although no one can tell you're gay until you tell them
>no one on grindr takes you seriously as a vers top
>you will never flip flop fuck a cute otter

>>7149799
If you want to be taken serious as a top, you need to bulk up.

There's guys out there that like twink tops, but most bottoms want to be manhandled.

>tfw dom top

>>7149834
I thought you were tiny twink mode.

>tfw the strong cute guy with the nice beard was at the gym today
No joke, wanting to get stronger to, I don't know, impress him or something is honestly my only motivation right now.
By the way fuck bench pressing. Fuck it.

>>7149839

Nah, I'm tall 6'3" and I've gained a bit of weight, trying to lose a bit of weight actually.

>>7144210
Bender

>>7149876
:)C

>>7149589
>>7149781
Haven't seen his pic, he gave me his stats, blonde and blue eyes described himself as muscular and he goes to the gym.

>>7149708
>>7149734
Even though I'm out of shape? And yeah, in lewd time I'm pretty dominant, more than half the guys I've been with didn't even let me bite them, not to mention slap, scratch or humiliate verbally.

>>7149840
>By the way fuck bench pressing. Fuck it.
Bench is my favorite lift.

As the qt to spot you. Probably the closest to getting his crotch in your face you'll get.

>>7149821
you can be manhandled by a twink top
imo twink tops are usually rougher than their counterparts because they aren't afraid they're going to break you
whereas ~big guy~ tops act as if they're superman and can snap your neck in an instant

>>7149888
>didn't even let me
that's the cue to do it anyway

most bottoms love being forced a bit even if they say they don't

>>7149834
Prove it, do me irl, not online.

>>7149945

Okay, name a time and place

>>7149924
Can't manhandle anything with twig arms.
If you can't casually pick up your partner and pin them to the wall, you aren't really capable of rough sex.

>>7149942
>most bottoms love being forced a bit even if they say they don't
This.
Just do it. If they really don't like it, then they'll ask you not to do it again.

>>7149958
most people cannot do so unless you're an anorexic twink 2bh anyways
and being pinned against the wall is entirely overrated, basic bitch fifty shades of gray shit

>>7149821
i don't know how to bulk up though, especially at home. i would like to have a more masculine body.

i have a membership for planet fitness but i'm too autistic to ask them what i should be doing, any tips?

>>7149942
>>7149964
Interdersding. Now that I think about it my fuckbuddy didn't want me to fuck him without a condom first but I just shoved it in without moaning, next thing I heard was "Oh daddy!"

>>7149981
>>>/fit/
2bh ngl they have some great tips
just dont get into the community they're just slightly insane

>>7149974
It's easier then you think. I pick up my 190lbs cub buddy all the time. When they're pressed against a wall/fridge/whatever you're only really lifting half the weight. Even less if they grab back.

>>7149981
Read the /fit/ sticky to get started.
Mascgen is pretty helpful too, if you ignore the tranny shitposter.
Planet Fitness isn't the best gym, but as a newb it has most of the stuff you'd want.
Just ignore their rules about dead lifts and shit.
The biggest part is dieting. Gotta eat big to get big.
When in doubt, over eat. It's a lot easier for an ex skelly to lose weight than put it on.

>>7149988
>my fuckbuddy didn't want me to fuck him without a condom first but I just shoved it in
Don't do this m8. Safety first.

>>7150008
than btw

>>7150031
Thanks bb.

>>7149958
There are slender guys that are capable of rough sex. The pinned to the wall thing is more about being really strong, which isn't necessary for being rough in the bedroom.

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Too late?

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Ghost Trick is a legitimately great game

I haven't played an adventure game this good since Grim Fandango came out

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>>7150150

Aww cute.

>>7150136
>>7150142
Fuck I hate cute dog pictures.
I'm usually a macho/tough guy. Then I see a cute dog picture.
>Omgeee! What a cuuute puppy!
>Look at it's little paws!
>If I don't hug it, I think I'm going to die!

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>>7150164

That's why I love them.

>>7150150

Ghost Trick was pretty amazing

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>>7150170
You're killing me smalls.
Pictures this cute can't be good for my estrogen levels.

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>>7150182

I'm sorry.

how does grindr work? I'm in highschool, should I use it or will I get raped and murdered

>>7150214
>>7147770
Average grindr experience for me.

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No more puppies.

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>>7150212
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>>7150150
What's a ghost trick

>>7150224
I'm in a populated area though

>>7150195
I don't think you're sorry at all.
>>7150214
Just don't meet up with anyone that gives off creepy vibes.
Preferably meet in public before deciding whether or not to go for netflix and chill.

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Trump is my bf!

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>>7150241

I am.

>>7150238
Maybe you'll have better luck

>>7150237
Kitter almost makes up for your rl face

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>>7150280

Kittens and puppies make life better.

>>7150291
You make my life better <3

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Seeing all the cats at PetSmart makes me sad because I want to take them all home.

>>7150313

Aww, thank you.

>>7150172
Absolutely! The only adventure games that come close are Grim Fandango and maybe Snatcher
>>7150232
>What's a ghost trick
It's a game for NDS which starts with you being a ghost looking at your lifeless corpse, then sleuthing around to find out who you were and why you were killed

Then some weird asspull twists happen which only make sense at the end

>>7150344
Your welcome
>>7150352
Oh cool, o think o heard of that

>>7150376
unfortunately ive been made immortal

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>>7150212
yay! doggies!

>>7150376
:(

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>>7144198
Have any of you guys ever nearly outed yourselfs before?
>Be closetfag
>Get drunk at party
>End up making out with drunk girl throughout the night
>friends cheering me on and shit
>few days later the drunk girl comes out on facebook as a lesbian
>with my friends when one of them brings it up
>"Haha anon were you that bad of a kisser you turned her gay"
>joke around replying "no way was it because of that, looks like I must of just spread it to her"
>awkward silence followed by "..what?"
>change the subject and go home spilling spaghetti
They haven't brought it up so I don't know if they believe i'm gay

>>7150352
Phoenix Wright, Broken Sword, Day of the Tentacle, Monkey Island, Professor Layton probably counts, the Discworld games had some amusing dialogue, all the old LucasArts games... I dunno about 'only adventure games that come close'.

>>7150376
We're all gonna die, chum.

>>7150406
Girls used to hit on me when I was really drunk and I used wave them off with you're not my type until I finally said I was gay or that I had a boyfriend.

>>7150406
>Have any of you guys ever nearly outed yourselfs before?
Some guy was talking about wanting to work at a swimming pool just to check up girls, and I wanted to make a pedophile joke but it came out wrong halfway and it sounded like I confessed being a faggot.

reminds me that I still haven't silenced him and the other guy who heard it.

>>7150406
lmao i outed myself in class because the entire class got radio silence when the dude asked me if i was gay

>>7150406
Yes I outed myself when a girl in class said she turned 18 someone went "oh you're finally legal" I said "actually age of consent is 17 " he went I meant to drink

I said it's not meant in a weird way, im gay it's alright

is it possible to not be a homophobe about gay guys
but be a lesbian homophobe

>>7150509
That's kinda weird. Usually it's the opposite.

>>7150509
its possible, but not common
typically people are gay homophobes, but totally accept lesbians because they're hot/they feel they can change them/w.e

>>7150509
Technically no, since homophobia is usually defined as discrimination against lgbt people, not just homosexuals.

>>7150527
homophobia = lgb
transphobia = t

>>7150515
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>>7150527
idk lesbians are just cunts

you guys are cool

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>when he calls you a good boy after cumming

>>7150406
I have never needed to "out" myself. When I tell people I did civil service instead of army service they always put one and two together and we never speak of it again, because at that point they know I'm gay and probably a gommunist
>>7150415
Phoenix Wright games are nowhere near as good. Day of the Tentacle, Monkey Island and other LucasArts games have seriously outdated gameplay.

I really like Layton games, but the puzzles are way too easy to be taken seriously

Broken Sword series is good (though I've only played the first two), as are other Revolution games like Beneath a Steel Sky.

>>7150539

I fantasize about being called a good boy.

>>7150562
You're a good boy
>>7150498
Surprised no one called me on this cringe story

>>7150532
It depends on who you ask.
Some use transphobia, others use biphobia as well, and some just lump everything under homophobia for some reason.
I don't make up the rules but you can discriminate against lesbians while treating gays like normal people.

>>7150534
>lesbians are just cunts
They also abuse each other in a nonsexy way.

>>7150569
>You're a good boy

:)

>>7150248
If you're gonna pretend to be conservative at least pick Paul Ryan. He's prettier

>>7150586
>Trump
>conservative

>>7150583
:)
Do you want your tummy rubbed ?

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>>7150596

Lol idc nerd

>>7150557
Shit taste.

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So, what, am I supposed to be a non-autist for years, work out, and take care of my body to look like that? With 'perfect' skin somehow...

I just don't understand how they can look so good. I am jealous and angry at myself. I hate you...

>>7150632
...that guy has gyno

>>7150632
i mean their skin isn't really the best

>>7150612

Yes please.

>>7150679
Dublin Hmu baby and we'll take it from there

>>7150614
>muh paul ryan
>is actually a hill shill
not even surprised at this point
>>7150621
no you

Phoenix Wright games have no clear red line in their reasoning. The solutions are completely arbitrary, even if you know what's wrong you have to object at the right time and present the right piece of evidence in the right order. When playing the game I often know what's wrong but the game only lets me continue the story if I know what specific combination of objection and evidence Capcom intended me to present.

day of the tentacle is shit, and monkey island 1&2 were the only good games in the series

>>7150746
Shit taste confirmed.

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>tfw I am going to lose my virginity to a crossdresser

I am so excited lads. Why didn't I join grinder before. You fags are the only ones who apppreciate muscles. I should have turned to you sooner

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>>7150586
>tfw no Paul Ryan bf
>ywn provide America with real healthcare reform, common-sense regulations, and taxes that can be done on a postcard

>>7150762
hes right tho sis

>>7150775
thanks

>>7150557
>i dont need to out myself because i'm a flaming homosexual and everyone else knows

>>7150406
i'm the girl

>>7150762
Objection!

The jury can clearly see from reading this thread that the real culprit in this case is the Clownshoes fellow, if that is even his real name which it is not.

I stated that I like the game "Ghost Trick" the most in the genre of adventure games, and he would have none of it because he likes LucasArts games more.

Why would he do that? The answer to that question is clearly that Clownshoes is George Lucas himself.

>>7150879
stop posting

>>7150859
I'm not your sis.

>>7150885
Gottem though.

>>7150885
word

>>7150885
Don't tell cat poster what to do,
You have no right

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>>7150885
Why would I stop posting if you keep replying?

>>7150893
thanks sis

>>7150900
u 2

>>7150905
u 2

>>7150934
u2 sucks

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>tfw no Star Wars bf

Plus Happy Halloween. Although I don't have a boyfriend and I probably scare off potentially boyfriends, at least I scared people at my college campus wearing my mask and the hoodie our college has. At least I could be myself with the mask on. Was funny.

>Started at very liberal university
>Decided to be openly gay
>Can't seem to find many gay people; all the ones I know are way too fem
>>I've heard there are tonnes here so it shouldn't be hard
>Still no date
>Still no bf
>Still a kissless virgin
>Lots of my hetero male friends have done more with guys than I have
I feel like I'm doing something wrong here. Does gaygen know where to find the unigays?

>>7151174
Grindr

>>7151174
are you ugly?

to be fair I swear it's impossible to just find gay people. If you actively go out on the street and start looking around you won't have much luck. But if you just go through life doing your thing, going to events and joining clubs or basically doing anything that forces you to meet new people eventually a gay will appear. It's like those angry, drunk gnomes on runescape that magically appear and offer you beer when you're spinning bow strings, you know?

>>7151174
The lgbt or drama or any "art" society like animation or whatever probably has a good handful each easily

>>7151174
you're probably ugly or have a lackluster personality
sorry, at least you can get physical ugliness fixed now, personality fixes are in an upcoming firmware update :)

>>7151431
Dolores is that you?

>put a whole lot of shit on yusbuh
>connect it to the laptop later on in the day to transfer files
>all the files are corrupt
2bh thank god they were just lewd files

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Haah6IPXDZI&index=7&list=PLN9-Ff8LAXlsNinlDiMs4bLuKNoqFsmVI
What CD are you bumpin on this fine nite, fellow faggots?

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My fellow faggots got any tattoos? How many? When did you get your last?
My last tattoo from a week ago is peelin like crazy and it's buggin the shit outta me.

>>7151799
I don't have the balls to do one. Plus I'd judge myself because I have my "racism" towards tattoos.
Ugh.
That's why I don't have a bf.

>>7151809
The fuck you talkin bout mane?
How can you be racist towards ink and what does that have to do with having or not having a boyfriend? You are so scatterbrained, gaynon.

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>>7151810
If he plays games, switch lanes.
Fuck that drama.

>>7151818
That's the point. Making relations towards two very different things.
What I'm saying is that I got stuff against tattoos but that's because I'm an anti social awkward guy.

And that's why I have no bf. Being scatter brained is also why I'm lonely. While you're most likely not.

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>>7151828
Scatterbrained, depressive, and complete with self-esteem issues.
Anon, I bet you're a wonderful person, but too apathetic to act on it.
I don't have a bf either. I'm probably about as lonely as you are. Less sad, though.

>>7151844
At least you're not apathetic. I think I've grown to be like that because I'm used to being lonely and bitter and all the depression bundle.

As a consolation and a apology from me,you can always grab me by my hair, pull my pants down and fuck my brains out just so I am forced to change my concepts about tattoos.

And being scatter brained is just a consequence of being smart yet with a late socialization.

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>>7151862
As much as it would satisfy my lust to grab your loser, beta male ass and drill it nto another dimension, I am so fuckin full of myself that I'm celibate. You only get me if you deserve me.
You do have goin though, you sad lil guy.

>>7151911
I'm happy to see that you've accepted my apologies, in a way. If you weren't probably 2000 km away from me, I'd actually make an effort to conquer you. My loser ass has been needing some serious drilling so I can shut the fuck up and be a good boy. Thank you for your time, tattoo anon. ;)
Hope you can get a bf.

My Kik id is Enclavesoldier. Not exactly towards you, tattoo anon, but just in case someone reads this and is willing to wreck me like I've been asking for.

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>>7151935
I live in the Northeast U.S., and unless someone lives near me, giving you my personal contact is a waste of my time. I will get a boyfriend, but only if they are worth my time. I'm too busy to be wasting time.

>>7151977
I'm not giving you my personal info. Just posted it just in case someone else gets interested.

I sincerely hope you get someone worthy you, anon. I obviously made a mistake by judging you over a tattoo.
I'm going to sleep now. See you sometime, anon. Stay safe and be well.

>>7145374
All generals turn to shit when tripfags invade and turn the thread into their blog.

>>7149905
>Bench is my favorite lift.
Yeah well I suck at every lift, but especially benching. Don't even know why.
>Ask the qt to spot you.
I did last time I saw him, but I don't want him to know how pathetic and weak I am. I don't want him to see me struggle with his warmup weights.

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>>7152913
that is a gross, flabby female arse. Male butts are far more firm and succulent. Men have to work for their arses and as a result that're made up of muscle. That arse is the result of hormonal fat deposits. It makes me feel sick just thinking about it desu.

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