Gay General: Wish I Was Eating Ass Edition

How do I ask someone to have pity sex with me without coming off as a loser?

still waiting for the super important question

Somber reminder that the singles among us would have a girlfriend of we were straight

>>7139565

Don't call it pity sex

like are you asking someone to fuck you cause you're a virgin? play it off like you think they'd be a good person to have your first time with so you picked them

>>7139569
me too

>>7139572
I just had another friend inform me that he knows a girl who is into me. I'm running out of excuses.

>>7139598

"her dick isn't big enough"
"i bet her balls aren't even musky"

>>7139598
Mine stopped inviting me to strip clubs. I just took that as them knowing without me saying anything.

>>7139572
>the singles among us would have a girlfriend of we were straight
Yeah that's bullshit and you know it.

>>7139616
I honestly believe the "lol im a irredeemable loser" fad on this general is just banter. I'm not a chad or anything but I manage just fine, and some girls are really lonely

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>you will never be asked to go on a date
>you will never visit a cafe with a cute guy to drink overpriced coffee together
>you will never see a sort of crappy movie in a cinema together
>you will never have long walks along the shoreline together while holding hands
>you will never have a bf

>>7139629

Already have
did that a few weeks ago
did that last a couple weeks ago
well it wasnt on the shoreline really it was by a manmade lake but still, 3 weeks ago
gonna make this boy my bf I think soon

:3c

>>7139629
i hate coffee dates
i hate movie dates
i dont get why they're popular, literally the worst places to get to know the other, one causes people to pee and the other you gotta shut the fuck up for 2 hours

also frogposters are destined to be forever alone

>>7139629

done
done
done
not done
not done

>>7139640

Girl if you can't hold your bladder for a few hours you need to see a urologist that ain't normal

>>7139653
no i mean isn't it common to pee on each other before the date is over?? like that's why people get together to drink coffee...

>>7139655

uh no it's so you have an excuse to go to the bathroom, then you can use the gloryhole together

>>7139662
no wonder my dates have been going badly im just not updated with the protocol

>>7139628
Well I wouldn't have a girlfriend even if I were straight.

Autism is a strong weapon against female attention.

why do gaygens 666 gets so often

How do you find a sugar daddy?

I need expensive Yugioh cards and I refuse to pay 25 dollars for a single piece of cardboard.

>>7139673
I'm objectively in the same boat sis

I went out with a guy for Crystal Wing

>>7139672
We're literally Satan's children.
Of course we get his magic number.
Some are just more favored by daddy.

>>7139683
How did that go?

>>7139686
2bh its me im his favorite
but im not even religious i just like thick cocks

>>7139698
>im not even religious i just like thick cocks
We all do anon.
We all do.

>>7139702
2bh i would never take them though
im too small
they're just really amazing to look at like wow you can reach down and there's this giant hose

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>>7139689

Chatted up a guy who I knew was gay into children's card games.
Went to a bar for about an hour.
Traded him a card that's worthless to me for it.

I actually have really good draw luck but I am done with shining victories

>>7139640
if u come out of a movie date not feeling any physical chemistry then u know it wasnt meant to be sis

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>>7139640
>causes people to pee

I'm already sold.

I REALLY need to start watching more gay porn again to make me motivated for the gym.

>>7139711
but i mean that doesnt even work out
had a guy makeout with me for 2 whole hours, one movie was short so we snuck into another
at the end of it he was like "that was amazing"
fast forward to the day after, he messages me and he's like "im no bicurious anymore, sorry" and disappeared

>>7139707
>i would never take them though
What's it with you pseudo girls and not grabbing the challenge of riding a huge cock with both hands?
I mean I would.

>>7139709
I met some guy on a dating site that was also into card games, maybe I could've gotten a nice card out of him.

He seemed legit crazy. I feel bad for ignoring him after a while though.

I need a qt to teach me how to play well and get me Toon Kingdom!

>>7139725
that's exactly what a pseudo girl would do though, they're massive sluts
we're good christian gays, so fuck off mtf

my homosexuality will never exist outside my wanking sessions

But if I had a magic genie I would wish for a boyfriend who is invisible to everyone but me and then get creampied


Mmmmm I need to buy a ejacualting dildo

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>>7139728
>vulgar little peasant thinks he's purer than me
NO ONE IS PURER AND MORE HUMBLE THAN ME

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>Cold sore coming in

DYING RN

>>7139738
btw those dildos are typically extremely underwhelming

just warning you now, your creampie fetish will never be satiated with those dildos, you'll probably eventually just end up taking some sketchy guys poz load due to this desperation to be satisfied by a creampie

>>7139743
I am pure
simultaneously
I am lustful
simultaneously
this cold sore is just from allergies

>>7139747
Sexbots will do.

Sheesh you don't actullay expect me to have gay sex with real men do you

Kek

Real life gay sex is aids central

>>7139747
The whole thrill of the creampie fetish is the risk.

>>7139788
(((you'll never be satisfied)))

>>7139798
not really, for some i suppose it's exactly all about that
but incest ticks that box off for me 2bh

>>7139616
This. As a bi dude, getting a bf is like shooting fish in a barrel to the brain surgery that is getting a gf.

>>7139809
is it easier or harder you say

>>7139809
>brain surgery that is getting a gf
lmao what
i can get one this hour if i wanted to
it's only you retarded men who make things so fucking difficult, always trying to chase instagram models instead of people on your own tier (ie subhuman trash tbqh)

>>7139802
I'll just get my gf to peg me


Mmm femdom

Oral increases chance of cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT7EiIJD2NU
Well circe it looks like you time is up.

What's gaygen listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzfzmYWwNOk

>>7139809

I've had two gfs without trying and I'm a massive faggot soooo

desu if you can't get a gf you're pathetic

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>you'll never find a twink or trap fuckbuddy to hang out with and pound on the reg

>>7139827
desu mte
when breeders whine about >tfw no gf it's like yeah of course why would any human being want to stumble into your awful room and ask you out on a date

>>7139818

Just get the HPV vaccine desu senpai

>>7139824
jus being a stereotype

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SyiNc1JvjyQ

>>7139818
>oral causes cancer
>anal causes cancer and HIV/AIDS

Just strike me dead already, fampai. Can we not catch a break for once?

>>7139839
we already caught a break we don't have to deal with women or babies 2bh

>>7139839
Pore fucking maybe

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>>7139673
>>7139683
>>7139709
>whoring yourself out for yugioh cards
this...this is a thing?

>>7139727
yay! toons

>>7139829
hi

Reminder a hiv cure has been discovered recently

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>>7139844
This is a pretty big plus tbqhfamalamb

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>>7139851
It's very much a thing.

Even just one of these is like 70 bucks

>>7139827
I didn't say I couldn't/haven't. I was even married for a little while. Lol

But to get a 6/10 bf you really just need to show up and have a dick.

>>7139919
that just wouldn't happen irl, maybe a 1/10 in some shady bathroom 2bh

you pretty much need to be on these shit apps and deal with retards for weeks who think they're a 9/10 when they're really a 2/10 and then finally a 6/10 shows the fuck up

>tfw no amount of protein powder will bulk up your prostate

>>7139945

It helps if you like fems probably

If I were into fem asian twinks I'd be drowning in 6/10 (or better) guys

>>7139956

and enlarged prostate can be a sign of serious illness tho

>>7139967
i mean if you were into flamboyant fems it's probably easier due to being able to spot them from miles away

also asian twinks are all you have in your area 2bh

>>7139967
>If I were into fem asian twinks I'd be drowning in 6/10 (or better) guys
Might just be a question of how common your "type" is.

>>7139873
>>7139709

Hello Xsteven/TheYugiohSlut
How's work on Duelingbook going, I hope it gets up and running soon.

Also I'm gonna try out your new deck profile if that's okay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIDN5tgVprc

>>7139720
you dated a bicurious guy. thats all on u sis.

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>>7139988
Who

>>7140003
he said he was gay
he said he was an actor too but i've never seen him in any movies

>>7140011
spooky

why is the mf tinychat always so ded

>>7140026
>tinychat
>in 2016
lmao i bet you use kik too what a gay

I can't even find a boy friend at GAY events
Ok den.

And I probably WOULD have a girlfriend if I was straight -_-....

Where did straight man poo poster go

Why are tops so scared of my penis?
The past few dudes who've fucked me have pretty much ignored my dick, with the exception of a couple of tugs here and there. They all love to eat my ass, but they never give me a blowy.
My dick isn't even ugly. It's really aesthetically pleasing.

>come to /lgbt/ to trigger fags
>its full of trannies now
Wtf? I liked you lads better desu

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>when you are snugglin with a cute guy but then he mentions that he is jewish

Is there a place where I can meet other qt anti-semantic boys ? :3

>>7140096

Speak up hunty

just because you're a bottom doesn't mean you can't tell him to suck your dick

>>7140090
If you stop typing like a fucking furry maybe you'll have better chances

>>7140096
Does it have poisonous barbs? That would definitely be a turn-off.

>>7140118
that's ACTUALLY an idea I haven't thought of
B-but like ! ! (O_O how do I even DO that!?

>>7140096
if you dont say anything how the fuck will they know
jfc
like ofc tops will just fuck you and not have to deal with your penis if you don't say shit about it

>>7140111
/pol/ or /int/

>>7140111
hook me up with him i love the jews

>>7140114
>like being told what to do in bed and worship my master
>also like to be equals in the bedroom who both want to please each other
How can I can I have contradicting fetishes?
Maybe I can find someone who will give me an awesome bj to edge me and then when I'm begging for it they can spit on my asshole and mount me like an animal

>>7140123
Poisonous barbs aren't aesthetically appealing imo
>>7140128
Come on, the unwritten rules on sex state that if you get oral sex, you then have to give it. Except on birthdays. I shouldn't have to say shit. Fuck, he should want to suck me dick.

>>7140096
As long as you are clean,I would make good use of it.

>>7140149
>unwritten rules of sex
& this is why you don't get blowjobs 2bh
like those cunts who go on and on about how their man should just "know" them

>>7140141

hot desu

>>7140149

eating your butt is oral sex though

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>want to fuck my best friend
>he's straight

>>7140166
fuck him anyways
lol he cant complain otherwise people know he's gay

>>7140096
But is it a /feminine/ penis?

>>7140172
It's very slightly above average. I suppose it's very pretty looking tbf. Not thicc and veiny. I've not thought about it before but it might be a little feminine...
>>7140152
I wash and enema before I sex. I also regularly trim and neaten my pubes.

>>7140166
adore tihs meme

>>7140244
>Think it's gonna be fun
autism flag #1
>generalizing men and women at once
autism flag #2
>believes in the memes that were created to keep breeders in line and producing slaves
autism flag #3
and that's it, you have low functioning autism

>>7140244
lol you're so entitled. What obligation does anyone have to settle down with you just because you want a LTR? Guys are upfront and honest with you about what they want and you resent them because it doesn't mirror exactly what you want. You will never find happiness

>handsome dude i've been crushing on
>offers to drive me home
>decline because i'm a short walk away
>but it's raining
>decline anyway
>walk home in the rain, alone
do you ever just realize that you are somehow even more retarded than than you thought

>>7140285

you silly girl

just ask him for a ride next time

and then wink at him

>>7140285
i feel for you
but at least that can still be spun as a good thing in his mind, you didn't want to bother him/you were being polite

2bh i literally stumbled into my crush and then stuttered and said 'nevermind' and then proceeded to almost trip down stairs

>>7140285
Oh anon that's so tragic.
But if he was that keen to give you a lift all you have to do is hope that it rains tomorrow and you can right your wrong.
Plus, next time you meet just make some funny banter like "dude I was totally wrong not to take you up on that offer the other day. I got totally drenched on the way home. I don't know what I was thinking loool. Next time I'm definitely getting in your car Hahahaha"

>>7140302
Don't add that last bit though.

Why is it so hard to find a bf. I can tell if I'd want him as a bf after meeting once, but you still have to talk and meet a shitton before he considers it.

>>7140312
That's the fun. Tricking him into going out with you. The thrill of the chase. An age old dance that spawned humanity itself. It's beautiful, anon.

>>7140321
I'm tired of it I just want a bf that isn't a fem faggot and almost all of those I meet are 'curious' and don't want a bf

>>7140312
>I can tell if I'd want him as a bf after meeting once
That's very weird. I'm assuming you have never had a long term relationship due to rushing into men this bluntly.

It's generally hard to find one because of the following factors, some a mix.

1. Gays are not a majority by any means, finding gay guys is a tough experience.
2. Your standards are too high for what you're dealing out.
3. You have certain personality traits that just don't click with the type of guys you're chasing.
4. You have no aesthetic appeal towards the types of guys you want.

Hopefully that sorts things out and you can work on finding your bf now. :)

>>7140326
Maybe you're just ugly? Normally all of my tinder flings end in the other guy getting all clingy after 2 dates and wanting a relationship. Stop using grindr and gay bars to find anything meaningful, maybe?

>>7140343
I dont think so + I get compliments from the guys I meet up with
>>7140337
you're mostly true

>>7140285
I laughed, but then I realized I'd probably fuck up like this too.

>tfw somewhat socially awkward

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I like a boy named Sam. He's my friend and he lives in a house with all of my friends. He's hinted at being bi, but he's madly in love with another friend in the house and is having a hard time getting over the break up. I like him a lot and it makes me sad every time I see or think of him. I can't tell my friends that I like him because I denied it when he said that he thinks I have a crush on him and I feel like I don't have a chance with him. I'm just very sad. I have all of these friends who love me so much, but every time I go to that house to see them, Sam just makes me feel so defeated

I do really wish I was eating ass right now. Gotta bed that cute twink from school. Stay on point tomorrow, maybe I'll get a nice dinner

>>7140131

irl pls

or what should I put on my okcupid profile to attract them

>tfw no Palestinian bf
>will never fall asleep in his arm while he spergs out about the kikes

:3

What's the best place for ugly people to find strangers for empty sex? Grindr seems to be for pretty people, Craigslist seems to be for prostitution either in cash or meth, Growlr is for a very specific body type rather than just general dumpiness, and Naughty Bug Ball is just for heterosexuals.

Just because I look like a cross between Steve Buscemi and a bullfrog doesn't mean my anus isn't tight, and I am not too proud to wear a paper sack. I have seen enough ugly people out and about to know that there must be other ugly gay men just from sheer statistics. Where do I find them?

>>7140413
scruff has a lot of disgusting old people

>>7140407
>okcupid
will never find them there lmao that's the most left leaning of the dating sites

>>7140413
okcupid has plenty of ugly people, but more for dating
the lesser known apps like scruff, jackd, hornet, etc all tend to have interesting people on there, typically desperate, so try them

>>7140432

What is a good far right gay dating site ?

>>7140438
there are none
try /pol/ though

>>7140438
this gen
please be in stockholm

>>7140456
we're a far left alternative gen founded in toronto
mk
mk

>>7140456

Canada

>>7140285
>wanted to fuck this one guy for the longest time
>he's super cute but also super slutty, so I have a decent chance
>find myself alone with him at a party
>start casually flirting with each other
>tells me he knows someplace discrete we can go
>literally the ideal scenario
>was still in a half-assed relationship at the time, so I lamely refuse
>find out later from a friend who had fucked him before that he doesn't insist on protection and goes ass-to-mouth
>passed that up for a relationship that ended less than a month later, as I fully expected anyway

Please, a little respect, for I am Anon, Lord of the Retards.

I should really stop being so emotional over music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9UFhEifTEg

>>7140413
>grindr seems to be for pretty people
lol

>>7139857
sup

Does anyone have that illustration of the kinsey scale? Trying to show a friend and can't find a decent resolution.

>>7140654

>passed up getting pozzed by a poopeating slut

I mean...

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>>7140654
he doesn't insist on protection and goes ass-to-mouth

>>7140747
>>7140755
lmao

>>7139829

If my ugly ass can find that, you sure as hell can

>>7140747
Ever since I started on PrEP, I tend to take every opportunity I get to bareback. My chances as a top for contracting HIV were already minuscule and I'm practically immune at this point.

As far as I'm concerned, the bottom is the one who bears all the risk.

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Do you own a gun?
What are you reading?

>>7140785
no but want to
eloquent javascript

Rerequesting kinsey scale image. Please my babies I'm trying to see if my friend is a flaming faggot like myself.

>>7140783

>passed up getting syphed by a poopeating slut

I mean...

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>>7140791
this one?

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>>7140788
>eloquent javascript

is such a thing even possible?

>>7140795
Yup! Many thanks to you.
Also forgot yo put my trip on. Morning lads.

>>7140796
the book is pretty amazing
but js will always be a disaster

>>7140801
i literally google image searched "kinsey scale men"

>>7140795

I'm a four because I wanna be touching two butts at once

>>7140809
he's hoverhanding them tho

>>7140808
When I did that I could only find images that were like 300x400. Maybe I'm max autism.

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>>7140803

https://wiki.theory.org/YourLanguageSucks

computers are a meme anyway

t. getting paid to fix people's shit for over a decade

>>7140818

um no he's clearly pinching them to determine which is joociest

>>7140793
We've only had a cure for what, a hundred years now?

>>7140795
2 looks like the gayest tbqh

>>7140823
they are
but it's a meme I enjoy

>>7140836
I wanna fuck 3. That mane

>>7140849
but """"guys"""" with long hair are vile

>>7140795
>fit bodies
they're all fags 2bh
also why are they getting less clothes the more "gay" they are

>>7140851
Hot meme friendo. *finger guns*

>>7140851
that's rude and disrespectful 2bh

>>7140819
yeah
it was the second image for me

>>7140854
gay ppl dont wear clothes

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tfw no metal bf

>>7140856
>>7140861
just get a haircut it's nothing personal
*sheathes katana*

>>7140865
Oh ok
And yes, I'm gay and I've never put pants on. I also have a qt jock that follows me around holding a towel over my cock.

>>7140870
I don't have long hair. I just love a man with a good mane. Mine is like ear length.

>>7140870
not everyone with long hair is part of a death metal band 2bh

>>7140865
are they allergic
when will we create gay tolerant clothes

>>7140870
me

>>7140876
no

>>7140851

This desu

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>>7140851
>>7140891

Shit taste, kys.

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>>7140907
*projectile vomits*

>>7140907

Why are you posting a lesbian woman in gaygen?

>>7140907
OK well maybe not him but I like long hair. That look however does absolutely nothing for me.

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>>7140918

What about this?

>>7140926
Better. There was a guy on soc yesterday that looked like Legolas and I almost came. Also like the classic aussie hair, with a big thick mane of hair all over the place I like.

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>>7140926
2bh messy long hair is supreme

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>>7140932

Do you prefer blond or brunette? brunette for me

>>7140956
Brunette.

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>tfw will never be miles
might as well kms

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>>7140973

Good taste.

Brown hair + eyes = best

>>7140987
Nah nah nah. Blue eyes 4 life

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How do I cope with the fact that even just an average non pretty boy chad doesn't exist in the gay world or even in porn and that if I were a girl equivilent of myself I could have all the chad cock that actually attracts me.

>>7140998
>average non pretty boy chad
confusing
but i think i saw one the other day, 2bh but he was dating this uggo gay boy who looked as if he said shit like "ackshully" with the heaviest of lisps

>>7141011
if you've got a problem with me, say it to my face sis

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>>7140989

Okay then nevermind, shit taste kys

>>7141025
>helix studios
abysmal tier

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>>7141027

I will fight you.

>>7141025
Brown eyes are the most average thing man.

>>7141031
just as abysmal as men 2bh

>>7141038

What can I say? I find average sexy.

I don't want to be fat and lonely anymore, I don't want to miss my ex anymore, I don't want hardcore kinks that i need to be satisfied.

I just don't, i feel ugly.

>>7141049
you'll get through it

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>>7141039
This. William higgins or go home.

>>7139629
I'll be your bf.. I want to do those things so bad but fuck finding cute gay/bi guys nearby is hard

>>7140987
>brown hair + brown eyes = best
I agree, no contest.

>>7141049

just get muscle, then guys won't care if you're fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az2UI1lpRbc


I hate myself.

When does it get better? I guess im going to keep trying at life.

earlier in the shower i had to pee really bad so i peed all over my chest and tummy, then grabbed my hairbrush and fucked myself with it while i jerked off, then shot a huge load

>>7140738
How are you?

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>>7139629
>you will never be asked to go on a date
>waiting for people to ask you on a date
>he doesn't want to man up and go for the men he likes
anon, if you want to be a female this badly, just transition already

>>7141290
pretty hot, you should have taken some pictures and upload here

>>7141351
but no one wants trannies, they are disgusting but it's fine because most of them kts
It's a better idea to become a trap or get swole

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>tfw something's been extremely wrong with me the last month and I don't dare go to the doc about it because ignorance is bliss
I can't stand it anymore

>>7141358
i started going to the gym and it really helped me get over the helplessness that a lot of you faggots have when it comes to dating

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There is a boy that I was seeing, and he's told me that he likes me a lot too. But I pushed him out because I felt like he was not taking me seriously enough. He has trust issues and I don't want to lower my standards for him.
On the other hand, if we both like eachother, it pisses me off that he is too intimidated of intimacy to gimme a real chance. He's even asked me if I want to talk again in the future and I'm like, what the fuck is going on in your head, that you are asking me that.
Kind of a goofy boy, but he does not let many people in his space apparently, so it's all puzzling to me. I think this is probably what women are like all the time, which is very exhausting to even think about.

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>>7141372
You should go to a doctor, it might only get worse if you leave it and by the time you grow a pair and confront it, it might be too late.

>>7141548
I dunno, symptoms appeared when I took estrogen blockers in an attempt to retroactively treat my gyno. Sides should only last a week or so because of the short half-life of the gear, but it's been more than a month now so my guess is it either caused some long term/permanent damage or it's completely unrelated to what I took, a coincidence.

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>>7141618
Don't leave it to chance. Even if it is nothing serious, you should definitely talk to your doctor/GP about it, it's better to get the opinion of a medical practitioner than to not only wallow in your own worries but also possibly make things worse by doing nothing.

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>>7140956
I used to be exclusively into brunette dudes, but my past 2 bfs have been blonde and I'm dating another blonde dude atm. Something about blonde beards are just too cute.

>>7141839
>tfw no viking bf

>>7141904
My last ex was a hairy, blonde Scotsman, and my ex before him was a big, hairy, blonde Norwegian. I exclusively date Vikings.

Although the guy I'm seeing rn is Italian but whatever. He's blonde and hairy.

>>7141947
how

>>7141956
just find big and hairy gay guys and ask them to go see a movie or do something.

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>>7141960
Everything you said is super beyond me

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>>7139629
>you will never cuddle with your bf and watch movies on halloween with him
>you will never play video games with your bf
>you will never pass your bf the bong
>you will never get to touch your bf's cute beard
>you will die the same lonely fag you came into this world as

;_;

>>7141956
I used tinder to find my exes. I started talking to the guy in dating atm on hornet; that gay dating app.
He's taking me out for dinner at a Greek place I suggested tonight.
But generally I'll talk to a guy on the app for a day or two before suggesting we go to a pub/bar. Then the first date consists of eating slightly drunk and asking each other personal questions before making out with each other. It's pretty easy to do dates if there is alcohol and the guy is interesting.

>>7142023
I got grindr and it was a shit experience
Someone told me to get scruff but the only guys willing to talk to me on there that weren't old and creepy were all 200+ miles away, they saw me on the global page or some shit idk

I don't wanna link anything to my facebook

I'm turning 26 in a month or so and the majority of my hook up are 19-22ish, I have come to accept that fact I like young dudes.

I'm going to end up a daddy, how can I stop age?

>>7142029
>don't want to link anything to your facebook
Like, I can understand this, but after resisting the modern world for so long while it speeds on regardless of your resistance don't you feel the urge to just give in and go with the flow? Do you _really_ care that much about privacy or whatever? Don't they already know pretty much everything about you? Trust me anon, giving in is liberating. Become one with the botnet

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>>7142157
I haven't even logged in in so long; I only use it for messenger and nobody on my friends list wants to talk to me
My instagram is still up but I stopped using my phone so i don't really browse that either
>tfw slowly becoming a hikikomori khv

>>7141947
STOCKHOLM

>>7142220
I wish. I live in the uk. Are you offering a green card marriage?

>>7142252
yes but only if we can divorce after if you happen to be a psycho

better hurry before that brexit

>>7142257
Well I plan on doing a long weekend in Stockholm this winter to pick up a shit load of snus. Wanna show me around?

>>7142272
r-really? I don't live in exactly stockholm I was just memeing t b h, I live like an hour away by train so it's not a biggie if you're serious. Do you need housing?

>>7142283
Probably not. Hopefully I can rope some friends into coming with me to split an Airbnb or something. Originally the plan was to go anywhere in the Nordic block. I'll have to sell Stockholm to them because the flights are pricier than going to Oslo or Copenhagen or something. If we do end up in Stockholm then it would be cool to know a local qt. Do you know any qts? Jkjk

>>7142283
>>7142289
This is adorable. Use protection qts

>>7142289
>rope some friends into coming with me
aww I was hoping for some alone time with you. I'm a qt but not local, as I said ;__;'
>>7142308
you too

What's everyone's plans for Halloween?

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>>7142619
Stay at home and cry myself to sleep

>>7142640
Can I join you ?

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>>7142619
Think of That Feeling When no boyfriend is in my possession.

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>>7142650
Please do
Bring a strong rope and some alcohol too, for decorative purposes of course :^)

>>7142666
Did you just brag about having a bf
Kys
>>7142676
I'll use alcohol as lube and get you drunk real quick baby
Idk what I'm saying. But sure yeah, how much rope ?

>>7142690
Enough to tie a noose

>>7142696
Two nooses ??
What type of alcohol ?

>>7142690
>brag
I expressed my feelings for not having a bf

>>7142700
Depends, do you wanna take turns riding on the makeshift neck swing or just get one each?
You're the irishman, I leave the drinks up to you.

>>7142666
even satan knows that feel when no boyfriendo

>>7142713
You said when it is in you possession as if it's not currently because you have a bf and long not too
>>7142720
I guess one will do then
Whiskey it is then

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>match with someone on tinder
>ask what he's up to
>"I've been cleaning all day at my boyfriend's place"
>wtf
>"we're in an open relationship"

>>7142750
its 2016
get over your bigotry

>>7142666
yet another 666
anyways whenever i see that couple i can't help but wonder what sort of fucked up shit they're into
tbqh also happens when i see other 'perfect' couples, like what's the sitch

>>7142750
Fucking people in open relationships is only way I get action

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>>7142813
They're obsessed with harry potter for one. What characters do you think they roleplay in bed?

>>7142818
that's a soft kink they put on for show
im talking about real deprived shit
do you think ballerina is into asphyxiation

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>>7142830
ummmmmm noo I don't think so, they look really kind

>>7142838
sis lesson 1 in life is never being fooled by appearances
like, it's always the shy nerds that are into some heavy shit like vacuum sealing

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>>7142843
>vacuum sealing
I probably don't want to know what that is

>>7142848
it's pretty much self explanatory
woman lies down into this basically giant ziploc bag, and then she gets vacuum sealed in
i think the purpose is that the sensations are heightened during this state, like right before they pass out

>>7142848
I think it's when like your entire body is air tighten sealed in slated catsuit thing on a bed apart from the mouth basically

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>>7142853
>>7142856
something like this? I wouldn't call this "heavy shit"

>>7142870
no that's the weaker version of the fetish
that's the one where they can actually breathe, the one im talking about they don't use no tubes

>>7142870
Still weird as fuck lmao
>>7142875
Eww even worse

>pull out booger from nose
>it's 1 dm long
whoa

>>7142915
Anyone else get some really orgasmi lc feeling from picking their nose? Feels soooo goood.

>>7143034
Not the nose but cotton ear cleaners makes me cream myself and I probably punctured my eardrum at one point while using them

Spooky skeleton on the 4chans.

>>7143195
How spoopy ?

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>>7142666
>>7142818
>>7142838
>>7142848

>>7143242
We can meet up and make some cute photos :3

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>>7143242
Thanks for all the (You)s

>>7143310
so what mental issue are you fighting with anon?

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>>7143321
asperger and an inferiority complex I guess, why?

>>7143338
just curious
how did the inferiority complex come about?

>>7143343
I dunno for sure but my guess is being a manlet, my baby dick, being gay and social awkwardness

>>7143261
not really about the photos, just the companionship :(

>>7143338
are you me? have I finally snapped and developed a personality disorder as well?

>>7143352
rough but serviceable tbqhwyf

>>7143366
Well we can do that instead, jeez it's not hard
Yet
>>7143338
>>7143352
>Baby dick
Bottom you say
Hmu

>>7143385
:(
>>7143391
I don't even like bottoming that much but it's my only option, no woman or man wants to get fucked by a baby dick

>>7143399
tbqhwyf i'd get fucked by a baby dick manlet
but he'd have to be great at eating out and won't flip out at the suggestion of toys
but i'd also have to love him at that point - if it was just a hookup the story would be different

>working
>someone walks by and stops behind you and just stays there for a couple of minutes
>literally forget how to function during this time
HONESTLY THAT'S MY WEAK SPOT HOW COULD THEY

>>7143399
True , but you'll learn to love it baby D
>>7143435
>Being this much of a slut
did you feel their bulge ?

>>7143441
>this much of a slut
2bh it's just my weak position, I literally lose all ability to do anything when getting it from behind and they're breathing on my neck

and no that's the worst part they weren't even that close but them being there turned me into an ice block
now i'm probably resident autist

>>7143435
God this is so me lol

>>7143352
>manlet, my baby dick, being gay and social awkwardness
Sounds like a 10/10 to me.

>>7143444
Memememe
Things like this just turn me tf on honestly.
I understand though losing all ability to do anything, I'm the same way.

>>7143449
ikr
huge weakness but i can't do anything about it

>>7143444
That sounds hot af.:3 you being like that would turn me on af

>>7143462
Agreed. I'd do it all the time, to watch them squirm.

Fucking hell guys. I just spent my night partying, and then got lost in Japan and couldn't get a cab. I got hit on by a bunch of qt Asians but I was too drunk to go with them, and made a total fool of myself. Time to nekk myself?

>>7143517
Nah , just fugg them next time

>>7139572
I have a Fiancee, and I'm beginning to prefer guys over her.

I recently had an encounter with a guy I had been friends with for some time. He's 20 and I'm 22, I just graduated and am looking for a job in my field, stressful time, away from my Fiancee for months, abusing drugs. Anyways, we're (particularly him) quite slender and boy-ish, he's probably done some hormone therapy/ girlish genetics. I've got a large sexual appetite and am hung, and obviously away from my lover for a very long time, with respect to my appetite, and I've got an attractive friend. We hung out at my place and were watching some One Punch Man, and looking at some of the art for the males (it was the SeaKing episode), and they appear to have been drawn rather in a rather androgynous style. We both talked about how we'd like to have a guy like that in our lives, and we kissed. It was incredible, I felt so alive. It was very emotional for me, more emotion than I've ever felt. We made love to each other. I am very very worried, confused, anxious lately.

I really love my Fiancee, but I love my friend too, in a similarly holistic way.
I don't really know what to do, other than the obligatory: Marry, settle down, get old, etc.

I like this one Jewish guy so much I'm considering subtly coming out to him, Should I? He is probably straight, maybe bi. So many people are bi in my generation and younger. I'm kind of getting desperate, if I don't give him a reason to see me soon, we are not going to see each other anymore.

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>>7143447
thank you that's nice

>>7143522
Don't know if there will be a next time. We're going to a small town for the next month in like 4 days :'(

I feel so dumb. There was a group of like 3 dudes that were so into it. I coulda been group fugged by Japanese qts. I'm crying desu.

>>7143532
There's always next time

>>7143531
I'm serious though. If you're a qt you're bf material.
If you aren't a qt, hit the gym till you are.

tee eff double you when no bee eff

>>7139607
I love and hate that response. I've only actually told i think 3 people, everyone else just kind of assumed after a while I guess.
I dont want the whole coming out big deal, I just want to do what i want and let people find out on there own. But shit i've lost touch with all my friends and don't know what to do....

>>7143391
>it's not hard
it is for me, a lifetime of hits to my self esteem I doubt I'd have the balls to do anything with anyone anyway

>>7143661
2bqhsweetie, your irl personality and appearance can't be as bad as your online presence
so chin up :)

>>7143661
Aww honey , I meant it in a double entendre way. You seem so sweet and nice. You just need some confidence :3

>"The love that dare not speak its name" in this century is such a great affection of an elder for a younger man as there was between David and Jonathan, such as Plato made the very basis of his philosophy, and such as you find in the sonnets of Michelangelo and Shakespeare. It is that deep spiritual affection that is as pure as it is perfect. It dictates and pervades great works of art, like those of Shakespeare and Michelangelo, and those two letters of mine, such as they are. It is in this century misunderstood, so much misunderstood that it may be described as "the love that dare not speak its name," and on that account of it I am placed where I am now. It is beautiful, it is fine, it is the noblest form of affection. There is nothing unnatural about it. It is intellectual, and it repeatedly exists between an older and a younger man, when the older man has intellect, and the younger man has all the joy, hope and glamour of life before him. That it should be so, the world does not understand. The world mocks at it, and sometimes puts one in the pillory for it

How to get a patrician daddybf ?

>>7143692
>It is intellectual
2bh if only younger gays these days weren't as empty as mannequins from the stores they buy their cheap clothes from

>>7143692
I'm glad twinks are dumb.
I'm going to be slaying into my 60s. lol

>>7143692
That gave me a boner

So does anyone have Halloween plans?

>>7143692
>implying older people are actually that smart anymore
Most older guys I've met are practically anti-intellectual, spending all their time posting on facebook about muh millenials when the people they're bitching about are off getting an up to date college education most of these old farts still couldn't even comprehend despite their extra time on this earth.

This whole idea of intellectually dominant men taking advantage of dumb underage twinks is so outdated and sad. Even twinks with a daddy fetishist have to lower themselves to speak in a way the old timers will understand.

>>7143789
It has nothing to do with older people in general it's simply the fact that a patrician older guy has had decades more to read and study the world and he can then relay his knowledge and perspective to you during pillow talk after he is done railing your boypussy.

>>7143819
which doesnt happen
quite sad

>>7143819
Literally nobody like that exists though. Most "intellectual" older men are creepy as fuck balding lardos that live on their own and usually have taxidermy or something weird as a side hobby.

>>7143854
pretty much
i mean im sure there might be some out there who have that sort of mentor relationship in their lives
ahem kevin spacey and all of his twinks
but that's some extreme rarity these days
most old guys you meet online/in apps would be in bathroom stalls waiting for a dick through a hole if the apps didn't exist

>>7143848
>>7143854
>>7143890
;_;
How to get my patrician daddybf itch scratched then?

>>7143909
you become a male supermodel, the patricians will come to you
if you aren't good looking enough to do so, just pretend some old trailer trash is speaking wise words when he mumbles

>>7143774
I've got a date. We're going for greek food. Might even get drunk on ouzo. Yamas! :3

>>7143774
Had a date with a qt, but I think I may have come across too strong and scared them off. lol

>>7140096
That's what I would prefer, my dick getting ignored the whole time.

>>7143937
If only more tops were ok with that and didn't try literally yanking out your penis the second they enter you

>>7143937
This.
As a top, I didn't come for your dick. If you want to play with it go ahead.

>>7144028
selfish tops aren't allowed anywhere near my butt. learn some manners you tool.

>>7144028
tbqhwyf if you don't even give head prior, that's some lame topping, if I wanted to be turned into a fleshlight I'd get paid for it
but if you do give head, now that's some prime top real estate

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Happy Halloween

>>7144035
Kay.
>>7144056
I guess I'm a lame top.
Never had any complaints though or any hookups who didn't want to hook up again.

>>7144114
at least you can admit it

new thread >>7144198
>>7144198
>>7144198