/Gaygen/ Gay General: Whose your daddy edition?

>tfw the only "daddy"s in my area are borderline obese no chin monsters

I think that reference is too old for people to get anymore.

>>7094303
oh god i'm old

>>7094306
yeah its time to move on from 4chan grandpa

I'm squatting at 1,5 plates currently... Should i consider buying weightlifting shoes?

>>7094314
The urbandictionary post for was made before the twintowers went down

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>filename

he is MINE

>>7094343
honestly dont even get what you're referring to, there are no twin towers

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Why is everyone on gaygen...

1. Boring
2. Mentally Ill
3. Uncreative
4. Rehash shit over & over again
5. Seemingly uneducated

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Fucking Case 5. Yeah, I'm sure the sole contradiction is clearly the murder weapon, even though the autopsy says he was stabbed in the back through the heart, not in the front through the chest. That's some bullshit.

>>7094343
>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Who%20is%20your%20Daddy%20and%20what%20does%20he%20do%3F
>August 25, 2003
Just when do you think the Twin Towers were destroyed?

>>7094360
bc those that aren't any of the above are out having fun & not shitposting as per uzu

>>7094348
>censored

pls link non censored desu

>>7094348

looks poz, diabetic, and out of shape... congrats?

>>7094348
ewww hes fat

>>7094368
those games are so boring
most of the ds/3ds games are
hotel dusk daddy tho

>>7094406
Shit taste to be honest, bro.

>>7094420
2bh taste doesnt matter at the end of the day

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>gay cop killed and dismembered by psycho he found on grindr

DO NOT HOOK UP WITH OLDER MEN

>>7094527
is that the story where they're both over 50 and the one guy is like unemployed and loves breaking bad to some insane degree?

this is what happens when you avoid all the red flags

Twinks with make up and crossdressing is my fetish. Did anyone watch the new rocky horror?

>already took my weekly/biweekly poop
>ate greasy food
>kind of have to poop
>feeling very lazy

UGH

>>7094551
try walmart

>>7094559
same tho

Do people exist outside of stereotypes, or are there simply so many stereotypes that it's an impossibility?

>>7094567
>same tho

I thought greasy food making you poop was just white nonsense.

Thank god the feeling went away, pooping is such a waste of time.

22 years old and have never been in a relationship.
I tried tinder, but I get nothing.
Should I doll-up and go to the club?
I've never go to clubs and I don't drink much.
You'd have better luck finding me on steam on a Friday night.
But I'm getting real bored of being alone.
Doesn't help that I don't really have gay friends.

>>7094616
try /soc/ i guess

>>7094616
Nah. Stay inside. Play videogames and watch cat videos on Youtube all day.

>>7094559
>weekly/biweekly
Jesus. I poop like three times a day.

>>7094527
Already reinstalling Grindr as we speak!
Can't wait to die

>>7094616
Grindr

>>7094625
Can't say I'm too keen on finding people through 4chan, although at this point maybe it's the better option.
>>7094630
Even if that wasn't sarcastic, it's pretty much motivating me to go out. Days off spent inside are only good sparingly.

>>7094653
I don't just want to get reamed though.
I want a relationship, but I feel I missed a critical part of the educational system by never going out with anyone, and now feel destitute.
>>7094651
That shit don't help.

>>7094656
I dunno, I haven't really gotten bored of doing nothing after several years.

>>7094668
You can get a lot of dates through Grindr. You're under no obligation to go home with them.

There's a surprising number of quality guys on there, if you look.

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Hey nerds, I need advice on how to be 'more gay'. I'm in my second year of college, and a number of the cute fags I've came onto have a very hard time believing that I'm gay. In one scenario some guy actually denied to my face that I thought he was attractive, and then just ranted on how I was just fucking with him. Do I need to adopt a lisp and shitty twinkish mannerisms to try and get more guys to take me seriously? The standard problems like confidence (I keep the autism hidden away pretty well) and attractiveness (I'm relatively sure its not to much of a looks problem either, as I'm not ugly or attractive. Probably the plainest looking guy you'll meet.) are playing a part in it, but its getting a little ridiculous that only close friends 'believe' me. I'm not looking to whore myself out on grindr, nor am I looking for one night hookups. I just want a boyfriend. Anyways, its getting tiring marketing myself wrong to people and getting shit results and college is the time to fuck around with your identity, so I want to try it out. Thanks for reading muh blog post. Plz halp

>tl;dr - how does someone become more gay?

>>7094699
dont fall into that rabbit hole
if you're in a position where people dont believe you, fucking take advantage of that, sleep with everyone on campus

fuck the insecure ones though, especially that guy in your story

>>7094668
Don't listen to me, I'm a dumbass!
Grindr is fine, you're less likely to get murder raped on Grindr than if you were to go for a nice stroll. You're completely in control of who you deal with. There are plenty of guys on Grindr only looking for friends or dates, you could probably easily find a nerdy relatable guy who has steam or something and go from there before even considering meeting up.

>>7094713
People just need to stop looking past the red flags. Like if he's messaged you 50 times within an hour and you haven't responded, it's probably best you don't 'take a chance' and go meet him.

>>7094699
I sort of know that feel. Only figured out I was gay at 18, so I'm used to repressing homo stuff, and I feel people just assume I'm straight. Like gay guys asking me about my straight friends...
I'm not ripped or super manly, but I do have facial hair and not much of the gay fashion sense.
I do dress up though, wear tight-fitting pants and shirts, open part way down and tucked in, when I'm feeling flirty. But mannerisms are pretty masculine.

Idk, try to find gay things you can do and accentuate/capitalize on them.

>>7094699
Maybe get a faggy haircut and wear a rainbow bracelet.

Any more then that and your going to be too much of a flamer for some guys.

>>7094713
Huh.
I felt like most guys on tinder just wanted to fuck (and those who didn't never talk), so I figured it would be even more amped up on grindr.
The whole messaging people who aren't online at the same time really doesn't help to get the ball rolling.

>>7094739
>The whole messaging people who aren't online at the same time really doesn't help to get the ball rolling.
get into the habit of messaging, and then forgetting you sent the message and moving on with your life

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>>7094348
>tfw samurbi and selfiedaddy will never wrestle in assless singlets with pup tails

>>7094719
Completely agree, you couldn't be more spot on. Who you deal with is entirely up to you, thus all that matters in the end is if you recognise and ignore suspicious people, if you end up meeting up with an old man at a park past midnight and finding yourself in a regrettable situation it is entirely your own fault, not that of the app.

>>7094755
and tbqhwyf if you're into those dangerous hookups then at least have your will signed sealed and delivered

>yeah well I'm trying to lose weight
>you shouldn't be on here (grindr) until you get fit or get slim haha
>yeah I know

;_;

>>7094699

Kiss dudes and hold their hands

then they'll know

>>7094769
>letting the twinks get 2 u

>>7094751

w o o f

>>7094769

lmao

>>7094781
Why are you so mean?

>>7094775
He wasn't a twink, but he's right. I realized I'm wasting everyone's time on there.

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>>7094668
I'm going back to grindr. I tried dating sites and they are shit. If you can find an easy hookup for sex on grindr then you are bound to find a good guy on there. One hookup I did was quite nice. I actually liked the guy. We had a great conversation and clicked well. You just have to shift through the crap before finding the right guy for your hart

>>7094794
No ur not
but also if you feel insecure about ur weight for now then try other apps like growlr

dont let the bullies get 2 u
only let me bully u

>>7094797
So, it's not all just filthy degenerates?
Not that I'm 2pure or anything, I'd just like to start from the beginning.

>>7094769
What kind of prick said that? Grindr isn't only for two kinds people, who is this self absorbed shit for brains taking their own tastes and opinions so seriously? You could just say you're a work in progress and you unfortunately don't intend to put your desires on hold or remain alone until you're good enough for some garbage person like them. Hell, Grindr could even be a form of motivation for you.

What a fucking shitstain, don't even feel bad, you could do better. Nobody will ever truly love a person like that, regardless of how pretty they may be.

>>7094817
A lot of them are great guys. Met my ex bf there. He worked with cancer patients and volunteered building houses with habitat.

honestly this misconception that grindr/apps are only for unsafe gay sex needs to end right now and be constitutionally banned

>>7094527
The killer was the younger man, tho?

>>7094817
A lot is degenerate, but there are good guys on there. You just have to take it slow. Guys want sex. Those who are willing to wait and go on a date are good. Take things slow. Horniness is a feeling. Feelings pass.Just make your intentions clear. There are others who are looking for you. We both want to have a good relationship. We aren't the only ones.

>>7094831
>Nobody will ever truly love a person like that, regardless of how pretty they may be.
People fall in love with sociopaths all the time.

>>7094859
they were both in their 50s tho
like anything past 40 doesn't matter, its just old
no offense 2 the nice daddies

>>7094863
@ me next time

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>tfw he crossdresses and calls you "daddy"

wtf i love vaginas now

>>7094863
I remembered that after posting it. You're right.

I just view people who try to put others down when they're in the process of bettering themselves with contempt. They're right up there with people who hurt animals and people who litter.

>when he thinks he can sing but he cant but he expects you to do that dumb thing where you fall in love with his dumbass voice

>>7094920
don't encourage him but at the same time don't break his heart

>>7094928
do i meet him again as a deaf person like i was just diagnosed and now i wont be able to experience ur voice but also i suffered a traumatic fall which made me forget what you sounded like so i cant say whether he's good or bad?

>>7094920
get him to sing meme-music

>>7094920
>eh... You're not that good, but if you want to practice and learn to sing properly I'm here to support you
Be blunt, don't let him think you think otherwise, it'll hurt him more when he finds out later.

Why does every single moment where you have multiple good choices just end up fucking you over?

>guy 1 is amazing and sweet but here's how he's different
>guy 2 is also amazing and sweet but here's how he's different
and then you end up with none of them even though you did nothing wrong, literally everything was going right until suddenly they both have boyfriends or they started dating each other or they just fucking imploded

>>7094965
Get wrecked.

>>7094971
im deleting ur fucking save files bitch watch me

Tfw winter is coming up and all you can think about is cuddling with a cute guy under blankets.

>>7094965
Because you cannot know true happiness without true pain, and you cannot truly suffer like you deserve to for being a degenerate faggot if you have no happiness of which this world can ruthlessly tear apart in front of you.

Welcome to life, bitch. Enjoy your stay.

>>7094983
Same but also how poor im going to be this december

>>7094987
I didnt order this, how do i get a refund on life

>>7094983
You might want to invest in a radiator or thicker blanket. That would certainly be cheaper.

some men should just get a fucking fleshlight if they're going to be boring during hookups quite frankly

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>>7094983
>tfw all you can think about is how you wasted every other winter alone doing nothing, and this winter will be no different
>you'll never hold his hand while walking in the snow
>you'll never cuddle under a blanket together and watch wacky Christmas movies late into the night
>you'll never look forward to opening the presents he got you, nor will you get to see his face when you get him the perfect gift
>instead it will all stay the same, stagnant and boring,nothing will change and you'll never be happy, it will only keep getting worse from here on out

At least my computer won't get too hot haha
Just gotta look on the bright side and stay positive friends!

>>7095043
2bh the only gift id ever get him would be this body
its all i can offer
i mean technically speaking he can probably turn my body into wine if he learned from jesus but im not taking any bets

>>7095034
Maybe they couldn't get into it because you're ugly.

>>7095034

They're only boring if they're bored by you desu

git gud son

>>7095064
not me tho looking @ some amateur porn and just critiquing like the reasonable human being

>>7095053
Sounds like the perfect gift alright
Tie a big ribbon around yourself and sit in a seductive position under the tree when he comes downstairs Christmas morning.

>>7095072
In that situation the only thing better than getting fucked would be him completely ignoring my existence the entire time while im stuck to the tree

Can't decide if I like Latinos or White men better.

>>7095072

yea but for real how much of a fucking cheapskate do you need to be to pull that shit

>>7095081
theres no difference they're both basic & fuck the same
abrupt thrusts

>>7095077
>Baby?
>Shhh. No opening presents until after Christmas dinner.

>>7095081

The hottest latinos are just white dudes so....

>>7095115
And the hottest white dudes are tan Italians so...

>>7095128
Italians hit gay death in there teens. Then it's all paunch, arm hair and I unibrows.

>>7095128

>italians

ew desu

too negroid

>>7095128
nah they're the spanish dudes or some really fit northern european

>>7095128
Might as well date chewbacca

>>7095161
>>7095138
>hair is bad

I'd date chewbacca if I could

>>7095163
I like to kiss guys' chests. I don't like getting hair in my mouth.

>>7095163
then just hit up ahmed

what are you listening to?

https://soundcloud.com/imogenheap/sets/thehappysong

OK enough is enough.

How do I lose 50 lbs by the end of the month?

No memes or smart ass replies.

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>>7095179

https://youtu.be/frGbGBKDhaI

filthyfrank's synthwave tracks makes me want to cry desu

>>7095186
intense vomiting and cardio all day

>>7095186
You dont. You shouldnt lose more than 3-lbs a week.

If you lose that much that fast, youll have loose skin patches that hang off you like someone sewed a handbag to your flesh.

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>>7095179
What is this shit?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xkvdahUbyAo

>>7095172

Kissing a hairy chest is gr8

>>7095179
basically soty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjjWrexHtiU

>>7095260
I just don't want to look like I don't like it. I just like to please them.

>>7095179
https://youtu.be/MiF3yRqNmXk

>>7095186
3 weeks of DNP combined with amphetamine so you don't eat. Do lots of cardio to burn off more fat.

>Trust, loyalty and respect are a must for eternal happiness. No matter how much you love someone if you don't have these ingredients you will never succeed.

I swear I've gotten this exact message multiple times before.

Definitely a scammer, right? UGH

>>7095307
>eternal happiness
My bullshit detector is going crazy. Happiness doesn't exist, it's a myth they use to sell you things.

>>7095317
I googled it and it seems it's some type of spam. I don't get it though, cus they seem too real to be bots at times...

>>7095172
Lol did this recently with a hook up. Kept having to spit out hairs after kissing/biting him.

He had to do it later after sucking my cock. From his chest hairs getting on my dick while pec fucking him.

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>when creepy old men hit on you

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i... want.... boyfriennnnnnnnnnnnnnd

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>>7095575
>mfw finally running out of hope of guys dating me

thanks trusty frogposter

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>>7095575
pls come take care of me I want you to treat me harshly

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>>7095575

Me too.

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>>7095575

me too.

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>>7095186

Just get gastric bypass surgery if you're 250lbs+

he average cost of gastric bypass surgery is $23,000, the average cost of lap band is $14,500, and the average cost of sleeve gastrectomy surgery is $14,900

Get a loan and get the surgery. It's not even that expensive.

>>7095186

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVb_QzvzS6s

gastric bypass surgery

>>7095081
Black guys are better

>>7094527
The guy on the left killed the guy on the right which is the opposite of what I thought

>TFW only attracted to older men

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>>7095186
Develop some sense of willpower and manage your diet. As a serious reply, there is no way to lose 50lbs within a month without losing a limb or costly liposuction. Not even DNP could give you that sort of weight loss in that time frame (and it's the fastest, albeit -extremely- dangerous, method)

Start counting your calories and learn to get at 500-700 below your maintenance. You should steadily drop 2-3lbs per week.

>tfw lower middle class wagecuck
Alpha gays don't want to date me T____T

>>7097061
>Tfw working class
Yeah iktf
>>7095317
Who hurt you zombles

why aren't there more porn videos where the top rips a hole in the bottoms pants/underwear instead of taking them off completely?

>>7097077
Dem Hans Christian Andersen underwear isn't cheap

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> Be me
> Have intense crush on straight older guy at work. INTENSE.
> Convinced that he's the perfect guy for me. Few times that we've met we always have something interesting to talk about.
> Very cute/handsome, dresses well, same interests, dorky as fuck (into animation and tabletop stuff) but with a great dadbod
> Really well spoken but has stupid cute quirks sometimes, like accidentally combining words
> Melt every time he laughs
> Hardly work together (let alone talk) though, different teams/projects
> Still crumble whenever I see him
> Get impure thoughts about seducing him but he looks adorable and happy with his young family, so I have to crush my horniness with the willpower of being a good person (and not being a creepy predatory gay)
> Literally out of nowhere friend request on Facebook
> mfw

This is the guy who I'd literally laugh/cry in my car out of frustration after having a nice convo with in the parking lot elevator. I love him so much but I know it's pointless.

>>7097061
if u took out all the buzzwords & extra shit from your comment it just says 'gays dont want to date me'
tru

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>>7097061
>>7097070

honestly it's like you can talk about murder, genocide, rape, all your sexual fetishes, abuse, etc. but as soon as you talk politics everything goes wrong

dont even know why people love talking about politics on dates

Ugh why are so many hot guys wearing gym shorts?!

Don't they know it makes me want to pull them down and lick their ass crack x.x

>>7097201
You know a man's true nature by his politics.

Also it is a fun subject.

>>7097214
That might have been true in the past (and still is to a very tiny minority of people), not so much these days. All it does is signify allegiance to a brand. Would rather hear about how important mcnuggets are.

>>7097214
Politics isn't fun
>>7097201
Yeah I avoid that shit like the plague
>>7097218
Holy shit. Iktf

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>meet some guy on Growlr
>we talk for some days
>mention I am interested in Yugioh
>stops replying

>>7097315
depends what his fav card is tho

>>7097285
i ate another 2 slices just to cement the loss

>>7097138
you sure he's straight?

>>7097315
nothing wrong with yugioh
>i still collect the cards but the game is getting a bit weird imo

>>7097218

>tfw the guy with your ideal body is your bf
>tfw you can take your autistic anger & frustration out on him during sex
>tfw seeing his hot rippled lean muscles pressing against your fat chest & belly as you fuck him hard
>tfw you make him squirt all over hands-free
>tfw he whispers in his ear how much he loves you
>tfw he makes you feel like a million bucks even though your just some fat autistic 4chan loser

If you can't get the face/body of your dreams, find a guy to fuck that has the face/body of your dreams. It feels just as good.

>>7097315
>revealing your power level any year
even when the guy says he likes anime, i'm going go wait til were in person before in case it's just normie bait like dragon ball and whatever airs on toonami

>>7097332
nah i can never do that
the ideal body i have for myself is always different than the one im attracted to

>>7097329
any other card games, Im into Weiss Schwarz but only met one other gay guy into it at AX

>>7097329
I mean, as far as I can tell (wife and kid). But even if he's downlow bi I don't want to be a homewrecker. But good god he's the perfect man for me. I don't know if there's anyone like him.

>>7097361
>I don't want to be a homewrecker.
lifes short act now

>>7097327
Nice , that guy you posted wowee
He's taking mondo xocks in heaven now
>>7097332
Nice story bro
Shit was so cash

>>7097207
>guys at gym wear those shitty tank tops which exposed there nips
I just want cup em from behind

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>send a pic of your dick and ass now puto

>>7097356
not really, I've too many expensive hobbies as is

>>7097361
try and focus on his flaws or distance yourself from him or ... find out if he has a brother idk

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>>7097381
Oh my god
He's perfect

>>7097403
Ikr
>>7097381
Yeah Ikr

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>>7097403
hes gay, bot, jewish, and huge into twinks 2bh
guess god just favors some over others

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>>7097418
>freckles
Good lord it just keeps getting better

>>7097418
He's a bottom
There is a god

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>>7097383
this desu, be made into a latin papis cocksleeve

>>7097146
I'm too ugly to be loved

>>7097478
yeah he regularly claims to want some twinks dick inside him on reddit

some people just have it all
and i just inhaled the pizza i bought today

>>7097383
Reply "conchadetumareee"

>>7097497
Lol
One day bro well make it don't worry just put the pizza down

>>7097521
>just put the only thing that can comfort you in this terrible terrible world down

>>7097521
well i mean it technically is all down... in my stomach

I CANT KEEP LOSING IN CIV 6
I JUST CANT
AAAAAAAAAA

>>7097540
Just let it go and you'll be great in no time
>>7097556
Get it all out, get the poison out of you

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How do I make gay friends if I'm not much of a bar/club person? I want to meet more people my age, as well as date older guys

> tfw I'm really into fighting games but the fgc is a bunch of macho chimps and Ricky Ortiz is the face of lgbtwtfbbq representation
> tfw no daddy bf

>>7097641
you sound like you need to make more friends in general, people who go out of their way to make 'gay friends' tend to not stick with those relationships very long

that being said there are plenty of gay book stores, clubs (not clubs as in sluts in dark rooms with edm), school activities, etc.

like gays are people to you know they don't just hide themselves away into 'GAY [x]' areas.

>>7097641
oh and if u want a daddy bf just use grindr/growlr/tinder/whatever the fuck else is out there

>>7097641
>fighting games
which ones do you like

>>7097652
I have friends, but I feel alienated whenever we go out and do something because it's usually bar hopping or clubbing in straight establishments where I feel like I have no place to socialize in a flirty way.

I also feel like it would be nice to have other gay people to relate to, much as we're doing now. There's a difference in casual conversation when you know that someone actually understands and not just pretend to.

>>7097225
To me it's not so much who they vote for but why.

>>7097285
Politics is fun.
You just don't know the glory of discussing good politics in your potato country.

>>7097667
you can still flirt in 'straight establishments', there are plenty just like you who go with friends
and i dont relate with u, that would be 2 much of a leap

and by the way, even with gay friends, there's not going to be this ethereal sense of understanding like you envision in convos
but good luck!

>>7097663
Have been using it, have hooked up a couple times, meh. It's okay but I feel like the true daddy husbando material are probably off those networks.

>>7097666
SF5 - Played a bit, took a break
USF4 - Played a shit ton, not great but I have a decent Yun
3S - My best game. My Urien I'd say is almost competitive, I took some rounds off of Cruise

>>7097672
You're either from clapland where it's another reality TV show or the people who voted in farage who left after getting in.
So explain good politics

>>7097672
>but why
oh you mean boring conversations like
>who u voting for
>x
>why
>because they stand for [basic talking points]
>ok but why do u think [basic talking point] is right?
>oh so what u disagree with [basic talking point]?

tbqh im not asking for deep philosophical conversations every single time politics comes up - but it's like people ONLY know talking points. bring something exciting to the table, shit that doesn't get discussed much, I don't need a refresher on what happened on CNN/BBC/CBC

>>7097680
Even Americlap politics and Brexit shenanigans can be interesting topics.
But I'm neither of those.
Our referendum was a little earlier and causes the EU, the US and Ukraine to be quite butthurt.

>So explain good politics
Go deep, go controversial, know your shit and don't be entrenched in your views.
And if you want to go hardcore talk about dreadful topics like economics.

>>7097678
Street Fighter is pretty boss

I only have SF4 because I only ever play games with my brother, haven't bothered to get the newer ones

The SNES game Gundam Wing Endless Duel is my all time favorite fighting game

>>7097721
Ah I remember that one. The SNES fighting games I played the most were the DBZ Butoden games and Yu Yu Hakusho

>>7097678
>I feel like the true daddy husbando material are probably off those networks.
the "true daddy husbando material" are also probably already taken lmao
you need to snap back into reality tbqh

>>7097700
That sounds riveting bro

>>7097734
Never heard of either.

I take it you've played a few 4th gen fighters. Did you like Mortal Kombat? MK 3 specifically was my favorite, we broke a lot of controllers with that game on the Megadrive.

>>7097762
What else is there to talk about that has the same depth as politics?
Practically every other subject except science can be discussed in 2 minutes.

>>7097285
>Politics isn't fun
You don't enjoy blowing things up?

>>7097786
You can talk in depth about anything if it's your interest , obviously you take an interest in politics, I could talk about film, rugby, martial arts, comics , TV for hours but not politics

>>7097797
>I could talk about film, rugby, martial arts, comics , TV for hours
At that point you're so deep into your own story that your normie date completely lost you because he has no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

In about 5 minutes you can globally discuss a subject like TV shows, movies or bands. Any longer and you're essentially narrating the entire plot of the fucking show, something your date already knows, did not want to know or did not need to know.

Politics is that one magical subject that can be discussed with normies on every intellectual level without giving them the idea that they're completely retarded.

>>7097569
Is it any good? I couldn't really get into the Civilization games before. Might give 6 a try.

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>>7097569

i hate the fact that religious victories dickslap you in the face with no warning

one moment you think you're winning, the next its all over

fucking gilgamesh i will throatfuck your mouthpussy

>>7097855
Right so when you're talking about how Nigel farage is a political mastermind to your Chinese date , that's supposed to be incredibly intellectual and smart. Also there's a difference can and would. I usually find similar interests and have long talks about those with small anecdotal stories rather then pushing a topic someone clearly doesn't care about like politics even if it's the magical subject
>>7097881
You're going g to make him 2/3 God 1/3 your bitch
Also is civ 6 any good

>>7097855
As someone who blends in with normies well and is also Irish, they would at the very least much rather talk about film, rugby and tv for hours. Probably get good mileage out of martial arts because of mcgregor as well.

>>7097889
>discuss average topic
>discover by means of the FBI breaking into your cosy flat and opening fire that your bf is some radical political extremist, all because you thought fun things are fun and you forgot to talk about the more important matters like your bf's position on illegal immigrants.
okay

>>7097786
>Practically every other subject except science can be discussed in 2 minutes.
oh you sweet young child. It is the other way around.

In science, proved axioms and theorems are rarely ever questioned. Even discussing controversial studies always ends up on the final note "we don't know yet".

On the other hand, art is open to practically endless speculation. It's a completely subjective field, while science is mostly objective.

>>7097920
>McGregor
Good business man, shite fighter. I wanted Nate to demolish him again

>>7097875
i mean it's still a civ game, they haven't changed anything fundamentally, just polished some things

but yeah im loving it, majority of the changes they made (like builder limitations) are a blessing, now you actually need to keep making them and they aren't just put on automation

>>7097881
thats how i constantly lose those fucking nutjobs
it rises to completion way too fucking fast imo
and I hate that great prophets tend to get 'bought' the quickest out of all the greats, which means if you don't have one, prepare to lose the game

so far though I have yet to meet most of the civs, though I haven't done any huge campaigns yet, i cant stand the chinese civ tho, he keeps saying shit like "who needs wonders when you can visit my middle kingdom" AND I JUST DONT GET IT

>>7097757
> Believing that there are no qt3.14 daddies still out there
> In this entire fucking world

Sounds like it's you that needs to snap back to reality fampai

>>7097937
I didn't say there were none, I said most, if not all, are taken.
Also, most people won't fucking visit every corner of the earth.

So, come back to reality sweetie.

>>7097930
>Dating brownies (esp in Ireland)
>Me
Choose one
>>7097931
This is very eloquently put. I think it's people who have a vague notion of science that "debate" it or have long talks about it

>oh wow this guy can sing and he's really cute
>literally just 16
im not a peDO

I'm starting to approach that age where I no longer look good as a qt femboy.

How do I perform the physical and mental transition into being a masc demigod?
Is it even possible to go from fem to masc?

>>7097931
>art is open to practically endless speculation.
Endless speculation that doesn't get any further than
>muh feels
>ok

Unless you're one of those "intellectuals" who make up some bullshit when confronted with an art piece that later turns out to be actual trash someone forgot.

When you're actually discussing art you're discussing how it's done, as the actual piece itself doesn't really matter.
And unless you're a woman then there isn't much to discuss about actors or singers.

>>7097960
no most end up killing themselves
just make the transition into a fox daddy like anderson cooper, that's about as masc as former femboys will get

>>7097960
>not just bathing in the blood of slain virgins to retain your youth
Enjoy your wrinkles and saggy skin.

>>7097961
What about direction , tone,symbols, coding , aesthetic choice , sequencing, cinematography, music selection in films or are they not an art form?
So you must be fun at parties , do you only talk about science and politics at length?

>>7097961

Whats it like being 14, kiddo?

>>7097982
>What about direction , tone,symbols, coding , aesthetic choice , sequencing, cinematography, music selection in films
>something normies will discuss instead of looking at you in utmost confusion
You gotta be dating artschool theater gay if you want to discuss things like camera angles.

>>7097997
>offended "intellectual"
Did you get laughed at in school?

>>7098009
>You gotta be dating artschool theater gay if you want to discuss things like camera angles.
no you dont 2bh
ill talk about those things and i dont care for theatre

>>7098018
Let me rephrase that question for you.
are you a normie?

>>7098024
yah hmu

>>7098028
Do you know how I know you're not really a normie?

>>7098009
You aren't?
Also if people have a genuine interest in film, it's nice to teach them things like the diner scene in good fellas, it's not unsettling because the tables have turned as many average viewers think. It's actually a neat camera trick that happens during the scene
>>7098024
I think you have to be a normie to identify normies , anon

>>7098030
i have several guesses but explain

>>7097961
You don't discuss films with your friends? There's a lot there to talk about. Script, direction, cinematography, actor performances, symbolism behind the movie, all great talking points.

Take the movie Midnight Cowboy for example. A lot of scenes executed masterfully, a lot of symbolism, great pacing, the way that the final part relates to contemporary culture... not to mention Dustin Hoffman's performance that really sticks. There's a lot to talk about.
>>7098009
>You gotta be dating artschool theater gay if you want to discuss things like camera angles.
Theater doesn't have cameras involved my boy

>>7098031
>genuine interest in film (as a medium)
ftfy.
There's a difference between someone who has interest in movies because he enjoys the artform, and someone who enjoys movies because he has too much free time and needs to spend some of it with his friends/gf/bf.
Different audiences.

>you have to be a normie to identify normies
Absolutely not. I have a PhD in Normie Studies while not being a normie myself.

>>7098077
>There's a lot there to talk about.
Not with people who watch a movie just for the sake of needing entertainment at the moment.

>>7098088
phds are for normies anon

>>7098093
You are for normies.

>>7098103
i wish i was
id ride all of them into the abyss

>>7098088
I mean genuine interest as in aren't bored by talking about films rather then people who just turned off and watch it in the moment for just entrainment/ kill time

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I just found out today that I have dimples.

Does anyone else on gaygen have dimples?

>>7098135
how did you just find out you had something on your face dumb bitch

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Can't decide if his kind of look is masc or fem but I really need a knight bf

>>7098150
tbqh i wanted his character dead so bad
literally who the fuck wants a qt like renly hairless

>>7098088
>Not with people who watch a movie just for the sake of needing entertainment at the moment.
But there is!

Even "normies" pick up similarities and differences between movies. The most overt case is probably how Raid:Redemption influenced both John Wick and Dredd.

People are not as dumb as you like to think they are. Inversely, you're not as smart as you like to think you are.

all of the creeps on grindr have given me a pavlovian aversion to the words "oral fun"

>>7098135
Butt or face dimples ? Either way, cute

>>7098169
lmao ive never heard someone say oral fun actually, until now i guess

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>>7098145

I don't know. I just saw it now. I have never seen myself smile in the mirror before.

>>7098171

Face.

>>7098171
one or the other is cute
having both is a sign of satan

>>7098135
>just found out today
had you never seen your own face before now?

>>7098182
Aww that's adorable.
>>7098185
That's probably true

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>>7098194
>dimples only show when you're smiling
maybe this is the first time he smiled in years

>>7098203
LOL
the first time he smiled in years and it's at a reflection
amazing

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I want mideast bf

>go on date with Chinese guy
>tell him I did rugby
>"You don't look strong enough for rugby"
>Turned on a little when he said that
Is this how feel good feels ? It helped that he was like 6 foot
>>7098203
Yeah you don't know his life

>>7098209
same but i like the bigger ones
so many mideast gays just look like basic cali gays

>>7098214

this is how it starts desu

>>7098232
Wait so I'm going get rich, more attractive and intelligent
Fuck yes for ancient Chinese secrets

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>>7098208
>not looking at a mirror every morning and saying "you can do this" while putting on your best smile
I'd hate to be a LOSER like you :^)

>>7098245
>not screaming and slapping yourself in a morning ritual to summon the outgoing personality you always wished was natural

>>7098182
>>7098203
:(

>>7098241
stop kirby

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> tfw no daddy bf

Why is life painful

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>>7098245
>tfw literally have to spend 10-15 minutes every morning convincing myself to not commit suicide out loud to be able to get out of bed

i have no idea what the fuck im gonna do when i have a roommate next year. it just doesn't work when its only in my head or written down or something, i have to extemporise it verbally for it to work.

>>7098194

Yes, but only in blurry photos, where I couldn't tell.

>>7098195

:3

>>7098203

I smile shortly if I think of something funny. I happened to think of something funny while looking in the mirror.

Ironically, it was a memory about making fun of my nephew's dimples.

>>7098254
?
>>7098262
Well I see an easy solution

>>7098268
and what would that be

>people actually see themselves in the mirror

>>7098262
i have a great idea
talk to your roommate and make them perform the activity with you
great bonding experience

>>7098268
implying you're going to inhale your chinese friend

>>7098265
Sometimes I talk to myself in the mirror like I'm.a different person before showers and stuff. I think it helped me with eye contact and confidence but its silly as fuck lmao

>really need to start going to the gym
>tired
>sad
>no motivation

>>7098278

Where do you live? i need a gymbuddy desu

>>7098278
>tfw have (free but not really) gym in apartment
>never go

>>7098281
TEXAS

>>7098272
Stop talking it out :3
>>7098265
Sometimes I talk to myself in the mirror like I'm.a different person before showers and stuff. I think it helped me with eye contact and confidence but its silly as fuck lmao
>>7098275
I mean because feel good is a chink white and I'm becoming one, I'd mirror feel good , not swallow the Chinese guy (yet)

>>7098283

soz, i live in europe
gl tho

>>7098285
>...is a chink white
what does this mean?

>>7098276

That sounds like a good idea to me.

Hello? 4chan is under ddos/cyber attack? or is it just me?

2bh anal play is the least exciting act when people treat it like the 'final step' in sex like boring straight couples

>>7098285
>not viewing your reflection as the personification of all of your problems and telling him in detail why he should kill himself

Look at this crazy person.

I used to try something where no matter how awful I thought I looked or was, I would force myself to say "I love you" or "you're awesome" when faced with myself in the mirror, trying to train myself to love myself as I am, including the parts I didn't like. What a fool I was!

>>7098307
Is that why I'm not getting my (You)s?

>>7098318
Mirror me doesn't make mistakes so I can insult him , me me is a piece of shit
>>7098298
I meant chink whore
>>7098303
Aww thanks :3

http://imgur.com/Mwis6ZB

>tfw no twink bf to tease about his qt dick

>>7098314
>people treat it like the 'final step' in sex like boring straight couples
When a straight man really loves a straight woman he'll shove it up her ass.

When a gay man really loves a gay man he'll sacrifice a baby to Aranaktu.

>>7098330
He literally has the body and weenie of a toddler. What is attractive about that?

>>7098330
>0 views
We all know that's you

>>7098330

first impressions
1. i hope that isnt erect, cause thats just sad
2. he has exceptionally welldeveloped glutes and hamstrings
3. face looks a bit weird judging from the right 2 images
4. his back is so twisted im surprised he hasn't permanently injured it

>>7098336
sis got exposed 2bh

>>7098330
Where are his balls?

>>7098334

it's cute


>>7098336
why would I post my tiny little dick for everyone to see? :|

>>7098339
he's so perfect

>>7098342

no-no it's not me

>>7098349
>why would I post my tiny little dick for everyone to see? :|
because you're into humiliation and desperate for attention

>>7098330
I think he's cute, the tone of his skin is really nice and it's very visually appealing to me.10/10 would draw and paint

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>>7098349
>it's cute

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>>7098330

>>7098368
way too many girls have that posture 2bh
sway back looks great though no one could ever think you're anything but chill

Be honest, would you even care or be upset at all if you woke up to discover you had become a decent looking girl???
I mean think of all the straight guys chasing after you and trying to win you over by buying and doing stuff for you

>>7098395
>>>/mtfg/

>>7098395
i mean disregarding all the logistics of that and how you have to now tell everyone you're a girl and not gay and whatever because it's a magical world - id still be upset because im not fucking paying for tampons

also you dont even have to be a legit girl to get guys buying you stuff lmao friend of mine regularly gets guys cc info to buy shit he wants

test

>>7098395
I could increase my chances of getting my straight crush to dick me deep and hard multiple times a day, and I could make my other straight friends awfully uncomfortable (also by having them fuck me), but fuck staying a girl for the rest of my life.

>>7098395
having been a homo since forever I'm emotionally invested in being a gay man

I don't think about stupid shit like that at all

When was the last time you guys remember doing something during the day?

I just mean during the day. You know, daylight. When was the last time you remember seeing it? And I'm not talking about some distant, half-forgotten childhood memory, I mean like yesterday. Last week. Can you come up with a single memory? You can't, can you? You know something, I don't think the sun even... exists... in this place. 'Cause I've been up for hours, and hours, and hours, and the night never ends here.

>>7098431
yeah i walked my dog like 20 mins ago

>>7094551
God that is the hottest thing ever. Where can I find these elusive, perfect unicorns?

>>7098440
literally every gay club has a bunch of them, some underaged too

>>7094769
>tfw lost weight to use Grindr
>tfw still chubby (178,5 lbw 6'0)
>tfw master of catfishing
>tfw inboox is flooded but don't hook up with anyone because you don't want to make them disappointed

Life is pain

>>7098467
>tfw still chubby
hot

>>7098467
Post hot chub bod.

>>7098467
Honestly if I was about to hook up with someone and he turned out a lil chubby in comparison to his fit photos, I'd be over the moon. Lil chubs are the greatest.

>broke up with ex a year ago
>feel lonely a lot of the time but ohwell
>we have many of the same friends
>ex still sends me rude messages even after I changed my number
>one of our mutual friends obviously gave it to him, i don't know which one
>ex sends me pics like this all the time...
https://i.imgur.com/moZPckt.jpg
>makes me feel like shit everytime
>i just say back something like, "well my hand gives me more pleasure than you ever could" to make him feel bad
>earlier ex sent me a pic of him and who I thought was my best friend fucking along with the text
"btw i was fucking him while we were together".
>I'm so hurt. I text bf and he denies ever meeting him. He obviously doesn't know my ex sent him a pic.

Seriously fuck everyone at this point. I wish I never met this guy, he's so fucking toxic.

>>7098558
Please make a gay cuckold thread on /hm/.

>>7098558
drama
but im more repulsed by them looking like twins

>>7098558

why dont you just block him you retard
this has to be fake

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>>7098531

>>7098558
Cool story bro.

>>7098558
Why even respond? He's obviously trying to get a rise out of you

You don't need some narcist shit like him in your life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhH4XBGPbYg

>everyone's talking about what a butterface he is

Why are gay men so shallow? He looks normal to me.

>>7098558
That fucking sucks man

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>>7098619

he's vapid

>getting rimmed
>accidentally let out a huge fart
>guy goes hysterical and starts yelling
>leaves
>3 weeks and he still hasn't messaged

Why are gay men such fruitcakes?

>>7098619
he looks like that porn star pierre or whatever but even more meth'd up

and you also understand that you're also being shallow, just shallow in a non-negative (cant really say positive because 'normal' isnt some huge compliment) way lmao

>parents buy a shitload of halloween candy
>mom makes an apple pie & pumpkin pie

Why do they always sabotage my desire to lose weight? ;(

>>7098707
u look better fat anyways

>>7094837
y ex if he is such a gud person

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>>7098431
I don't miss daylight, it's so peaceful and calming to walk around in the dark at night, I can just let my mind wander and I don't have to worry about my anxiety running thousands of simulations of how I could run into someone and how they could hurt me. I wish I lived in a country with gorgeous natural scenery and very little human population so I could go for a nice walk during the day.

Sure are a lot of madeup stories today.

Is this that 'autism' I've heard so much about?

>>7098716
anon found a much bigger dick to impale himself on

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holy shit Cyclizine+Crack+Heroin is the bomb diggity my familiae: I only wish I had mixed the Cyclizine into a decent 1/4 gram hit not a small hit(but it the small hit pretty amazing but I'm defo mixing it into a good sized hit next time). I like to think of it as :

Diconal: new improved recipe now added crack and 0% deadly thrombosis


also

>What is Your Favourite Compliment GayGen?

mine is adorable

>>7098720
ye

>>7098719
same id even settle for an ugly place just as long as people aren't around and i cant get raped while thinking about whether digimon are real during my midnight stroll

>>7098731
>mine is adorable
Mine too, because I can believe people thinking I am.

If anyone says I look handsome or sexy I know they're just being nice.

>>7098719
>Gorgeous scenery
>Low human pop
Ireland if you could Irish as sub human, I know I do

>>7098731
adorable always sounds backhanded to me

>>7098748
No way. It's adorable that you think that though.

>>7098765
IVE HAD ENOUGH

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>>7098558
he's a shit, just block him

>>7098603
you don't look that chubby

>>7098685
I'd have just laughed

>>7098810
It could be because I have bad posture, or because people on average are thinner where I live than in the us. Maybe both. :c

>>7097931
Unless you incorporate science developments

>>7098822
you look like you lack any sort of definition, not that you're chubby 2bh even chubs got some definition going on

>>7098772
Like that one? I don't mean to brag, but I'm a master teaseologist. You were just teased by one of the greatest teasers of all time. My dry, clean technique of teasing is much like the process of malting; just as raw grain is encouraged to germinate and then stopped short it is the same with my teasing ability. That is why I am known as the malt teaser.

>>7098851
im honestly going insane

>>7097960
get loyal bf
done now you can BECOME UNATTRACTIVE TOGETHER

Just watched the first three episodes of the black mirror
Fuck me it's crazy

>>7098869
season 1? I downloaded the first two and chrimbo special to rewatch and then the third

>>7098737
I ponder some pretty random stuff myself while I go for a walk or run, it's actually really fun because it's like my mind can function a lot more clearly with some blood pumping. Though I worry about running into chavs who will throw food at me, steal my shoes, follow me while asking me a bunch of uncomfortable questions and make fun of me. I had some bad experiences as a kid growing up in a rough area.

I would be fine with getting murdered, I wouldn't even resist.

>>7098862
Got a problem?

>>7098885
Third season, it has me slayed so far , holy shit
>>7098890
I understand the chav part man
>>7098851
Haha I didn't see that coming
You gave big shoes to fill but you're doing well

>>7098558
i would find this funny if it werent for the fact that he was doing it out of spite and directly sent it to you

>>7098725
People do this?, i mean if he gets so used to it its just numbed out i guess but, seriously?

>>7098966
people do what, dump guys because they found a bigger dick to fuck? yeah all the time 2bh

I mean is it really all that bad that you kind of want to attend a funeral to suck a dick, I mean it sounds bad but like is it really?

>>7099052
Suck my dick fgt

>>7099071
tbqh only if u roleplay as kyle hyde

>>7098838
"Science developments"

Give me 15 examples of that happening during this year

>>7099079
Alternatively you could just roleplay some fgt sucking my dick, roleplayfag.

>>7099112
i guess ill settle, my roleplay career will never take off

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>>7098731

>noone cares that you are the Heston Blumenthal of Molecular Smackstronomy and basically made a speedball with a vastly stonger rush by adding cyclizine like the fabled Diconal but without Diconals Thrombosistastic sillicon pill binders that cause many a 70s junkie to lose an arm

>noone really responded to my Favourite Compliment question

^;_;^~~ y r u so mean to me?

>>7099143
my favourite compliment is
>yeah you look okay

>meet white qt from south afrika
>his dick is wider than my wrist
Wtf

>>7099197

lol i had that once too

to be fair i have bitchwrists, but it was still insane to see. i bled a little the first time he put it in me, but it was still super fun

unfortunately the guy behind the dick was a jackass, but eh. worth it desu.

new thread:
>>7099205
>>7099205
>>7099205

>>7094348
WHO IS HE AND HOW CAN I GET MORE OF HIM?!