Gay General - Pls Give Me A BF Edition

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When I lost my virginity aged 17, I thought to myself "Holy shit, I'm actually a normie!" and I couldn't wait for the blossoming life of sex, boyfriends and complex interpersonal relationships that I was sure awaited me.

2 years on with literally no action of any kind, and im beginning to feel depressed. I guess it was just a fluke after all, and I'm just as autistic as the lunatics in /r9k/.

/blogpost

>>7099222
honestly why do most gays look like that nowadays
i dont get how the trend caught on

>>7099222
Disgusting normal.

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>>7099229
Why the fuck are you complaining you pleb

I really just want to have a sincere connection with someone but I don't know if the problem is me or not finding the right guy
>>7099222
Trips make it so

>>7099205

omg source?

>>7099236
im not talking about the nice bodies which are nice, but their faces/heads
short shaved sides, longer on top, and stubble

like why

>go on date with boy
>really like him and we get on
>he says he wants to go on a second date but then becomes all distant
>says he's too busy with uni now for anything to happen. I read between the lines and get the hint he's not into me.
>still sends me snapchats all the time

People who like stringing people on because they like being chased are the worst

>>7099241

http://alexismarie199127.tumblr.com/post/151179441134/swedish-dude-wants-my-attention

>>7099244
At least you're wise enough to notice what he's doing. There are a lot of people who miss all the signs and then get fucked, and not in a good way.

>>7099236
This. If more gay dudes looked like this I'd be a happy man.

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>>7099242

thats just the fashion now. its actually super hot imo, so im not complaining.

>>7099244

are you me
im literally in this exact scenario rn

i want to meet up so i can directly ask him wtf is going on, but thats hard to arrange when he keeps leaving like 3 hours between message replies

>>7099262
Wow. He's way more attractive in profile.

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>>7099222
>be 25
>still kissless

>>7099262
>its actually super hot
2bh not really, on some guys for sure though but for most they just wind up looking really basic and forgettable (without images of their great bodies)
and it also doesnt help seeing the exact same appearance on like every guy when you open up an app

also that guy you posted would look better with messy hair, still relatively short, just purposefully messy.

>>7099275
thats not that bad, hit 30 though... yikes

>>7099262
Oh mate. I literally just sent this guy a message like 'listen, I prefer being totally up front and blunt about this sort of stuff so don't hold back. I'm up for a second date but the signals I'm getting from you aren't great, which sucks but it happens. If I've misread the situation let me know'

He said he was busy etc etc.
I can't waste my time with this. But I literally never feel anything for people and he's the only guy I've felt any spark with since my ex of 2 years, which was 2 years ago

>>7099283
so that's pretty much a guarantee you're going to continue going along with him

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>>7099272

idk i like the "clumsy goofball" look his frontview has. and also i think its a slightly shonky picture taken with a wideangle lens, he looks more normal in other pictures.

>>7099283

this is a good idea. i might just copy that message word for word and send it to him desu.

>>7099262
I called it feel good
You're obliged to suck my dick now

>>7099285
Nah, I haven't replied to any of his snapchats and I've archived his messages on my phone so I haven't spoken to him since he replied to that message I sent him, which was about 3 weeks ago.

>>7099293
Personalise it a bit more before sending haha. I paraphrased it there.

>>7099275
If you can't kiss, kys

>>7099307
kiss this bitch

Just lost my virginity...and it felt so good.
He was 7.5" and it didn't even hurt. I think it's because he was uncut.

>>7099275
You're not missing out on anything.

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>>7099275
Only 25? Get on my level.

>>7099314
Gottem.

>>7099342
i thought u were 22 2bh

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>>7099359

He's got 22" rims on his wheelchair.

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>>7099380

>>7099380
Top fucking kek
Clownshoes is a cripple is my favourite meme
Thank you feelgood

>>7099359
Nah. 27.

>>7099394
become the kyle hyde daddy i think you should be

>>7099394

d a d d y

>>7099394
Grandpa clowny
Is it true you like them young?

>>7099394
Wow you're almost double digits older then me
Haha wow

>>7099411
STOP

>>7099394
clownshoes if you're crippled does that mean i can fuck you as hard as i want and it wont hurt you?

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>>7099275
feel slightly better since 23 and still virgin but 2 years is like nothing

You guys are really fucking bored huh.

What a dynamite way to spend your Saturday night.

>>7099421

i promise i wont tease you again, friend

now lemme get some of dat dilfpussy bb

>>7099419
>someone talks about their suffering
>immediately says "haha wow I'm so much better at least that's not me I feel great!"
This is why you are a virgin lmao

>>7099421
Get off 4chan
Go outside
Smell the flowers
Go for a stroll
Or maybe just a roll

>>7099421
i mean i could be forcing myself to eat quinoa so id say my saturday night is going pretty great

>>7099438
get a clue

>>7099440
What?

>>7099451
my saturday night is coming along quite nicely

I'm hearing bubbles/slurping in my ass.
Is this going to cause damage later on? Like cramping, etc?

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>>7099438
i get your point but 2 years really isn't anything. Very easily nothing can change.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7099465
>slurping
yes, allowing the magic school bus into your anus with drinks will cause problems later on

>>7099465

Nope. It just feels a little weird is all. If this is your first time doing buttstuff, you might feel the sudden urge to take a dump over the next 36 hours, but if you're even a little experienced that shouldnt be a problem

>>7099463
I don't follow.

>>7099421
just came back from the gym desu, could be better but im feeling atleast more healthy

>>7099487
same 2bh

the world would be a much better place if people werent so desperate for a man tbqh

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>be freshman in university
>go to club fair when school started (first week of september)
>last week
>me and my friends go to a bar off campus thats only frequented by other students
>cute guy comes up to me and asks if I stopped by his booth at the club fair (I did) and if I decided to join the club he was representing
>told him that I didn't have enough time this semester
>he tells me he'll see me around
>yesterday
>I run into him outside of a house party
>I asked him some things to jog his memory of me
>he remembers and gives me his name because I didn't catch it before
>says if I want to apply for his club next year he can put in a good word
>immediately after he introduces his girlfriend
fuck.

>>7099472
Nah I just saw a thread about how leaving a buttplug in can cause cramps which made me a bit worried.
But yeah i'm fine with it, feels a bit hot desu.

>>7099509
LOL

>>7099333
Was it thinner than average?

I guess if you're a virgin you current really answer that. Lol

Either way congrats anon.

>>7099512

the thing about leaving a buttplug in is that if you leave it in for several hours, the lube will evaporate and pulling that thing out will be agony

if you can, reapply a little extra lube every hour or so

>>7099314
>>7099342
>tfw you get dragdt

>>7099516

nah it was 5" around? it didn't hurt at all.


I have a used a 6.5" dildo before that was cut with a decent sized mushroom head..but never liked using it. It always felt uncomfortable to use, to put it in, etc.

His dick was aerodynamic and felt good in me.

>>7099548
no but seriously im up for kissing

>>7099559
ooo gurl u loose then that dildo did its job, him being uncut had little to do with it

>>7099563
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>>7099563

i only tried used the dildo 3 times but ended up putting it in storage because it was uncomfortable to use..last time i used the dildo was like 6 months ago? so nope it wasn't the dildo that loosened me up..

>>7099559

yeah i felt the same the first time i took a monster dick

with enough prep, i have never felt any pain from taking any dicks or dildos, even when i first tried out buttstuff. I just dont understand the guys who can't even fit a finger in or whatever, it doesnt make any sense to me.

am i just a natural slut or what?

>>7099567
basically if canada wasn't a separate nation i would be part of the midwest

>>7099574
>so nope it wasn't the dildo that loosened me up..
idk then because his size sounds pretty large, maybe he just took his time with you and lubed you up well or maybe he isn't actually that big idkidk
bc it for damn sure wasn't because he was uncut lmao thats not how dicks work

>>7099575
>am i just a natural slut
yeah basically

>>7099575
Yup. Born to take ducks.

>>7099575
That's one way to describe early incontinence lmao

>>7099593

when will this meme end

your butt is a muscle sphincter, unless you actually tear it it isn't going to lose any tightness no matter how much you stretch it.

Just ordered some more poppers.
Gonna be such a hoe when they arrive

>>7099612
you already are tho

>>7099597
Sure thing mr prolapse
Does nobody else find it weird to take pride in having a loose anus? You shit from there, no matter how much you clean there is still going to be poop and even when you're done stuffing your fudge down another man's urethra the sensitive inner walls will always end up torn to some extent
Keep telling yourself shoving some dudes pisser into your shithole with "ease" is anything but a bad sign, let alone disgusting as fuck and ultimately unhealthy

I hope I find a bf some day who is happy to just kiss and cuddle

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>>7099613
No, I'm a semi slut without them

>>7099612
>poppers
wat

>>7099617
tbqhwyf theres just a lot of misinformation that goes around and this misinformation causes people to take sides like "yeah just take 30 inch cocks ur anus will be identical to how it was when you were 14", and the other side is like "yeah never have sex ever you get stds eren from breathing on another person"

so its just like a hot disaster

>>7099617

name calling isnt going to change a medical fact

your ass will always go back to its original tightness unless you 1. tear the muscle or 2. age.

how much you use it doesnr come into it

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when's the last time someone kissed your belly?

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>>7099622
If you know, then you know

>>7099633

4 months :(

>>7099633
that is none of ur business
what if i kiss my own belly
huh what about that
single people can do everything

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I <3 my CyclioSpeedioBallio combo so so much and I'm so so bombed out of my box and it is so so wonderful

>>7099222

I had my anal virginity taken by a friend of a friend at 17 too :3c

I was sitting next to him on his couch watching him play xbox when he just paused the game, leaned in slowly and started giving me slow deliberate kisses which sort of turned into clumsy, inexperienced snogging driven the endless teenage lust and passion. all our clothes came off, a penis found its way to my mouth, our smooth petite twinky delicately build young bodies embraced skin to skin and my tight bum got taken far too roughly while he held me from behind and planted soft tender soothing kisses onto my neck

I couldn't cum because I had injected a speedball to give me the nerve to actually go round to his house(this was around the time I started speedballing and before I switched from coke to crack)and after I had cleaned all the KY jelly and cum from my poor little roughly deflowered and spunked inside of bum he kick me out

>>7099651
u want me to syringe (prob with my dick once we get the hole bigg enough) some poz-cum into ur belly button?

>>7099655
yeah sure that sounds great

>>7099628
>implying we aren't always ageing
>implying taking multiple cocks as you age isn't going to make you loose as fuck over time

If you wanna talk medical fact, here's one for you, anal is unhealthy. Shoving anything into your waste disposal chute which was only ever meant to go one way is ultimately going to damage you long term, especially if you do it quickly back and forth with an amount of force abnormal for that area of the body,and the symptoms you associate with being a "good slut" are also symptoms for concern

You are a sick scat fetishist and should seek both medical and psychological help

>>7099654
>>7099655
There is nothing wrong with gay people.

>>7099661
back to myspace u go loser

>>7099654
Nobody asked about your fantasies of drugged up underage boys

>>7099656
fuck yeah man i got a near 10 incher on this muscled 99lb frame real veiny inside and out heheh i got ice too for the real fun later heh :) how hard are you right now> im sgetin so horny i can barely type i want poz in my mouth and to swim in a pool of it i just gave myself some later upagainst a wall with my legs in the air fuckk

>>7099660

Yes we are always aging, and so yes technically the elasticity of all of our sphincters is slowly reducing over time, but the amount of dicks you take (provided none of them tear something) isnt going tk affect that rate.

This is a fact.

What your saying is like sayinf "if you eat too much your stomach will get stuck open". Sphincters are made to open and close.

>>7099671
is everything alright?

>>7099671
i mean this one time i dropped this glass olive oil bottle and cut my hand and it was like wow im dangerous now people can catch my gay but it's just a whole bunch of mispercautions

So much banter just entered the thread XDDDDDD!!!!

>>7099674
yeah man im gonna inject some real nasty shit in a few minutes i need my release right now lol

>>7099677
i just love poz through cum method the best only dirty faggot whores like me tough fuck straight losers i just wanna rape them to get them gay and nto for pleasure after that for pleasure LOL

>>7099672
btw sphincters made to open & close != sphincters are made to open, have lube applied (or spit in for the poor fucks), and then take IN a sizeable object consistently.

this is fact, not whatever bullshit you're spewing over how "even though we age and shit gets looser, taking a whole lot of dick has zero consequence" like get real

Hahah!! XD le epix trolleurs have arrived!!

You just got trickstered!!!

i dont know whats worse, the trolls or the ones who consistently follow trolls and go "XDDD EPIC ONE GUYS WE SURE GOT EM"
like you're not being ironic or funny you fucking dumb cunt, you're just as annoying

>>7099697
Yeah, these trolls and their anti-anal rhetoric is bullshit. If they were right then there would be no fucking gay old pedo men around.

>>7099690

sphincters arent one way. Theyre symettrical about the plane. There is no difference mechanically between a sphincter letting something in or out. These are facts that I learnt studying anatomy.

You are just making stuff up with no ecidence because you "feel" like it should be true that there are some consequences to dickriding when, if youre careful, there just arent.

sorry if that seems unfair to you or whatever, but feelz < reelz

>>7099707
Great, so you're applying your beginners knowledge of anatomy as if you actually know anything. Just as horrendous as all those psych 101 fags who start trying to overanalyze every single person incorrectly.

And no, you're the only one here making shit up for your "feels". Consistently moving your goal posts because you know you're wrong (ie how much of an impact age has) just so you can try and rationalize your "feels" desire to shove things up your ass.

Mind you, I'm not anti-anal. I'm all for it and will never stop 2bh, but blinded idiots like yourself should stop trying to whitewash science because it doesn't fit your world view of "tight asses". Grow the fuck up.

>>7099707
ahhaha whats real and wahts feeling when ur tight bleedign hole is filled and dripping with my poz-cum and oh fuck im so horny i cnat do it i gotta fuk someone RIGHT NOW FUCKING WHERE DO YO ULIVE IM GIVIN U POZ HUNNEY DA FUCK IM GONNA POZ SOMEONE RIGHT NOW I NEED TOO IMEEDIATLY FUCKK RAGING HARD NOWW

>>7099721
my original position was that having anal sex does not affect the tightness of your ass as long as you dont tear it.

this has not changed at all. i dont know what you think you read, but clearly they werent my posts if you think im moving the goalposts.

ironic literal shitposting is still shitposting

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>>7099275

Me too. Friendless, kissless, hugless, and handholdless.

I'm at a house party, but I'm sitting in my car, browsing 4chan.

>>7099236
Is it bad that I prefer the left?

>>7099236

Wow.

>>7099728
And as I've stated, you've moved positions. First it was "nothings gonna change!!!" then its "well yeah that changes duh i expected that! but nothing else!!!!". Ultimately, you have been wrong this entire time, but you don't actually want to just fucking admit it. Now that's some immature shit.

Stop spewing your basic and flawed understanding as some sort of universal and objective truth. At the very least, it'll make future arguments of yours stronger than this weak shit you're tossing.

>>7099737
nah its not bad, people have their preferences, and a lot of these preferences can ultimately just come down to lighting and angle

omfg I can't even fathom thinking about fucking a woman. All I think about is getting fucked like a woman. But I'm NOT gay!!

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>>7099665
>>7099661

samefag

also inb4 "I was only pretending to be retarded"

how does telling a really awkward story about my first time which was nice because of the kissing, passion, lust and skin contact but bad because of getting fucked painfully and not getting to cum reflect badly on gay people?

>fantasy drugged up underage boys

>fantasy
>drugged up underage boys when I'm the one high in this story

does that mean the time when 17 year old me nearly OD on el bola rápida after just having had wank count as me molesting, drugging and nearly killing an underage boy?

>>7099737
>>7099740
>>7099750
ahahha igotta laugh at u loser virgin boys and ur internet phoots on a DIGITAL SCREEn in real life u want poz ug ive poz u live and love poz for anybody to everybody them to you you to them real life big gay faggots all around just for pozzing and breeding purposes fucki m horny again but not phots but living talking walking around hot slabs of fleshy poz ready for a 10 inch pounding

soo phoots ur virgins go o utsidfe get real slabs of meta and not photos u viirgin losers no such thing asl ighting or anlges in real life only poz and rape

>>7099755
Yes you are nigga

>>7099745

i clearly meant "nothings going to change because of anal sex".

obviously tightness will change for other reasons. When you die and start to rot for one.

i just didnt think it was necessary to state that vecause its obvious to even a complete retard

and you still havent offered a single counterargument to ANYTHING ive said, you just insulted me and attacked the tone of my replirs

>>7099766
ahaha mate ur a fuckin loser if u cant get high off 9 hour poz sessions and tats wiouth ice with ice i had week long rape play sessions jsut to keep me from lanidng in prison from rapeing any of the hot slabs of meat walking outside my winodw in the street whiel i rape play this little twink faggot and pozzed him prob 100 times berfore the cum ran out anyawys ur nothing mate ig et high naturally with rape and poz so shut he fuck up with ur drug shit ice is jsust for casual fun and keeping it up im horny 24/7 and 9 hour natrual or week long with ice it doessnt matter itall gets me high cuz im a superfreak sex god maniac and im fuckkin hot and feelin hot right now

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>tfw just found the old boxes I had hidden away from when I bought a douching kit and dildo
>can't just throw them in the bin because family sorts through rubbish

Would is be bad if I burned these in the woods at 3 am? I don't wanna become a local cryptid known as the fiery dildo.

>>7099734
Why are you sitting in a car at a house party? Go mingle or go home, it'll just be painful if you sit outside thinking about all the awful normie shit they get up to.

>>7099769

Wat?

>>7099779
>When you die and start to rot for one.

Wow, I wasted my time debating an edgy and psychologically damaged idiot like you. Please euthanize yourself and start rotting just for me, honey :)? Sounds like a dream fantasy come to life (or death, that is) for you.

>>7099789

I'm waiting for my mom.

>>7099789
Just put it in a rucksack. Go out and buy them in a public bin in a plastic bag or something

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>>7099755
Same here.
Back when I didn't have any porn I'd try to fantasise about fucking a women in her vagina since I was told that's what I should like but it never worked.
I always just tried to imagine that I was the women or at least crossdressing and I'd get off extremely quick.
Still don't know If I'm not straight though since I've never had sex.

>>7099789

do you live in a fucking wilderness?

put them in your neighbours binbags after they put them outside for the garbagemab

>>7099805
Worse, I live in a suburban area where the majority population is over 50 and can't mind their own damn business. I do that and suddenly there'll be talk of the strange man going through Ethel's bin.

>>7099802
This will work.

>>7099840
I vote for your cryptid dildo idea.

anyone else think the anus feels more smooth and good on the dick than a vag?

>>7099866
what kind of anus u talkin about theres lots of dif kinds heh some we cant talk about here

why are twinks with bulbous alien heads and smarmy facial expressions a thing? and why can't they get better haircuts that don't make their fiveheads look like sevenheads

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>be aggressive bottom
>bf is a shy top
>tfw pulling him in balls deeps as hes inside me

>go on grindr
>there's just this huge block of blank profiles concentrated on one area for some reason

So I gave a cutie at his work my number for the first time.
Of course I'm wondering if I wrote it down wrong or not, I don't have much experience with this kind of scenario. When a guy gives you their number, assuming you were interested, do you take a waiting period before you first message him, he wouldn't be off his shift yet.

>>7100051
my dick

>>7099902
several queens here just got read

>>7100051
that doesnt sound too aggressive tho that sounds like something every bottom does 2bh

>>7100255
yes, i never message ASAP, it may come off desperate
but if i dont message within the week, ive moved on

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>>7100314
"aggressive" was the wrong word - dominant is what i meant to say

>>7100320
that doesnt sound dominant either like if you're a bottom and you arent doing basic shit like pulling him in close or riding him out, the fuck you doing then? letting him fuck your dead body??

aggressive/dominant to me is more about calling all of the shots, which may include, but not limited to, tying him up, exhausting his dick, and then pushing past orgasm so his dick is in maintenance for the next week just so you can finally get the little shy guy to break and whimper. you're the commander of this fleet, he's just a janitor 2bh

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>>7100346
um, not everyone is into bdsm anon

>>7100354
tbqh then you should just self-label as basic

>>7100369
dont reverse kink shame thanks

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>>>/fit/39179366

>tfw no dude with a huge ass to sit on your face

>ask fwb to bring me toaster strudels from the store
>brings me poptarts

I'm not gonna douche tonight.

>>7100375
tbqh guess u just gotta find some kinks

>>7100398
shit on his chest, he'll get the memo

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>>7100398
Albeit I kek'd

>>7100386

Very sad

>>7100398

What an idiot

>>7100403
i dont really need kinks to enjoy sex atm, i've always been a very plain person in terms of tastes

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>>7100439

Shame on you desu

I bet you dont even like sweaty balls

>>7100439
okidokes, just know that there's no shame in having some kinks, or shame in not wanting to be vanilla for a night

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Man I really like gay peoples attention...its literally the only attention i ever really get...I am straight but im dating a femboi sorta so I guess im bi idk...idc...we have the same interests...I guess I ama hot straight guy since im fuzzy and muscular...

This guy has changed me but i fall in love so fast and I dont want to tel him how I feel but im just a weird clingy fuccboi beta male girl.

I am really really positive but fuck man he hasn't responded and im freaking out...

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ima poo hehe

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>taking to a guy
>he's one of those insufferable pitbull people

>>7100512
>>7100512
nice pic
whered you find it?

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>>7100512
Alright alright alright, new trip.
Normally I wouldn't care but you got me banned for impersonation or whatever last time

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>>7100518
I'm sorry to hear people still like those low tier dogs

>>7100518
like as in people who rant on and on about how pitbulls are great dogs or people who love pitbull the bald pop guy

>>7100546
The former. I don't hate them and I understand their rep is more from their owners but I just don't like them aesthetically pleasing and acted like anyone who has another is some kind of villain

>>7100562
oh yeah
tbqh i just dont get breed wars with dog owners

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>>7100533
oh.. im sorry

how do we feel about this gay anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrqUtCmvJ7k

>>7100574
Dog owners all tend to be aggressively hostile and insane, they're likely to stab a person to death for telling them to pick up their dog's shit or threaten to murder their neighbours pet for teasing their loud ass dog they can't keep under control(latter actually happened to me)

>>7100600

t. catcuck

>>7100600
tbqh its true
but also as a dog owner the only thing i actually get mad about is when you're just walking you're doing something like trying to prevent your dog from eating some strange bird shit mixture on the ground and someone passes by like "STOP PULLING THE DOG!!!!! IM CALLING PETA" like bitch go ahead the only thing they'll find is your head in a glad bag

>>7100533
Sadon...do you have a discord we can chat on?

You seem really cute...

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>finally get enough courage to install grinder
>not one person I'm remotely attracted to and I dont even have high standards

>>7100616
you should use the filters
they're a bit wonky to get working though, but use them
or just try a new app

>>7100621
>you should use the filters
what filters?
>or just try a new app
what apps are available?

>>7100602
I'm actually a dog and cat owner, other dog owners are the reason I can't take her for walks during the day. I actually had a person tell me to get control of my dog or he'd "put it down" himself when his dog came running out of nowhere without leash and scared my dog by barking and growling at her.

>>7100625
>what filters
on grindr you can apply 'my type' filters, i think theres this like blue dot on the bottom right corner of the screen that allows you to choose them
but last time i checked you can only go through 1 tribe at a time for example

idk just fiddle around with the app

>what apps are available
just search gay or dating in your app store and try them out

>>7100632
alright ill give it a try thanks

i just want to cuddle with someone y'know?

>>7100637
you'll find that person don't sweat it :)

>>7100621
I really hate how their filters work. Just because you have to buy the plus version to use it to its fullest. Switching the filters isn't a hassle in itself, but having to flip-flop got old.

And in a shallow sense, there weren't a lot of nice guy on there.

>>7099229
because women get all of the privileges, leaving gay men getting hit with the brick of reality

>>7100654
yep
also its strange, but expected i guess, how much the experience differs from region to region
great way to see what types are out there before picking a vacation spot tho

>>7100664
I'd love to go to a new area and see what it's like. I'm stuck with mainly Mexican guys around here. No Bueno.

Or just try facebook
>do a soft coming out by leaving the "interested in" section blank rather than outright picking "men"
>The people you may know section immediately fills with other gay guys also left it blank

I was catfished twice this week.

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>>7100613
Why should I post it here on gaygen?

>>7099660
Sounds like something somebody str8 would say 2bh

>>7099795
You just proved his point tho...

>>7100676
i dont have a facebook or any friends to add on it

>>7099275
Buck up, duder, you have 25 more years before you're a middle-aged loser. Live it up while you can, ho-ho!

>>7100928
You become an unfuckable old man at 27 or so in the gay community (23 unless you live in the gym and eat only ice cubes and protein powder).

How do I find a qt 3.14 twink bf who loves big hairy badly overweight guys who also happen to be half black and not hung?

>>7100973
pounced.org

>>7100961
Molly gee! Golly me! S'the first I've heard of that rule, my friend. Tell me, pretty pls, how do you know this and, if you know this for sure, by way means?

>>7100973
You can go to >>>/femgen/ or >>>/b/

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>>7100982
Don't torture the poor man.

>>7101008
Watched that Zootopia movie the other day. Wasn't particularly amazing. Way overhyped for sure.

>>7101112
I feel the same way about sex

>>7100752
bad taste

>>7101112
It was another Disney film for sure, good but there are so many every few years that it's just "eh" at this point. Liked it more than Frozen, that's for sure.

>>7101135
I liked Frozen a lot more. Was about being ronery. More relateable than the subject of Zootopia, which was judging people whether or not they're foxes.

Plus the songs in Zootopia sucked.

>>7101121
Dunno about that.

Besides, I imagine if I watch this movie over and over it probably won't be any more enjoyable no matter how much experience I have of watching it.

>>7101159
I was just never one to go nuts for the princess films. They aren't bad, but I never cared for them. I never quite got the hype for Frozen.

>>7101184
You were never a ronery child?

I couldn't ever pass as a woman, so how do I settle for being gay?

>>7101186
Two siblings... I wish I had been. I identify more with Furry Racism: The Movie than Ronery Ice Queen.

>>7101192
Do you like penis and the male form? Do you find the idea of being in a man's arms comforting?

>>7101206
Yes. I figure I could just get my kicks by doing drag as a hobby or some shit who knows

>>7101198
Being a lonely child doesn't work out too well for you. May as well with you had no arms so you didn't have to do any heavy lifting.

>>7101213
It wasn't fun but it wasn't horrid either. Besides getting beat on pretty normally.

>>7101209
That's not uncommon. You'd be okay.

For those of you who have a boyfriend, what is your lifestyle like?

How often do you have anal?

How often do you have oral?

How often do you cuddle?

Do you live together? If so, who cooks and cleans?

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My literal number one wish is to get a stereotypical Aussie (fit, racist, etc.) as a bf.

>tfw it will literally never ever fucking happen

>>7101375
>tfw wanna date an Aussie with a thick accent but all Australians I've met are a bit religious and unaccepting

>>7101530
One of the places I can study abroad at through my university if Australia, but if I can't get a fucking bf here there's literally no hope for my autistic ass getting one there, especially considering how looked down upon being gay is if you aren't in a lefty city like Sydney.

>>7101530
Come down to victoria and we're very progressive with regard to LGBT. Granted you are kinda fucked if you like the stereotypical aussie bloke since they're all arrogant, homophobic alcoholics.

>>7101548
If you're going to Australia learn not to be autistic cunt.

>>7101556
I'm only semi autistic desu

>>7099229
> All people look like models i saw on the internet
Get a grip of reality

>>7101375
>Tfw I just want a bf
Some people want the moon desu

>>7099563
Same
>>7099633
Never

If you could bring back one person back from the dead who would it be?

>>7101728
popular, well-respected gaygen personality horror

>>7101625
lmao rekt
get that nerd!

>>7101556
wouldnt want him fitting in

>>7101318
bad
never
never
never
no

>>7100961
>being this ugly
lmao sis

>>7101738
>He's back
Ugh looks like I'm gonna bounce
Peace

>>7101740
thanks babe

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>>7099654
TFW i know i will never have a bf as cute as you T_T

>>7101907
Users are losers

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSSw0Ki39tg

why don't you have an arab sugardaddy?

I am a closeted depressed severely overweight gay male who has given up on finding love

What are my chances of getting a boyfriend who isn't a feeder/fetishist and where do I find one? I live in Central Europe.

>>7102002
if ur overweight already i doubt feeders would be into u

>>7099205
Thought this was a FTM thread from the pic

>>7102122
DELETE THIS

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>>7102122
i thought the same desu

>>7101728

I don't know if the family would want me to do it. I feel like it might be too weird for them, but the first person I thought of was my mom's friend's husband who died of cancer a couple months ago. The second person who I thought of was my brother's son who died of a brain development disorder when he was 2, about 20 years ago. I think it still affects him today, and is part of why he drinks so heavily. He visits his grave every year on his birthday. Sometimes I go with him. He sits by the gravestone, quietly, usually alone, shifting his gaze from the stone to the scenery and back again. I've never seen him cry. From the outside, he looks emotionless, peaceful even. Sometimes I wonder how his life would have been if things had been different.

>>7102134
Lame

I'd bring back Randy Savage

>>7102134
That's so fucking rough man
I'm sorry to hear that , my was light hearted I was thinking of Alan Turing because of the recent pardon or my eldest sister who died Shortly after birth

>>7101728
David Bowie.

>>7101728
tbqh hitler
not to be edgy, but i'd genuinely love to see his reaction to the world as it currently is

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>tfw crying in public over a guy
Wtf I hate being a sissy faggot now

>>7102183
>crying in public
literally just transition

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>>7102183

>>7101728

my boy Isaac Newton of course
or maybe Richard Feynman, now i think about it

>tfw you will never party with Feynman and learn how to smash sluts with him

>>7102193
He hate you for being gay, feel good.
>Won't suck Alan Turing's sissy dick
Why Even bother

>>7102201

alan turing was autistic

feynman was a purebred Chad

i know which one id rather spend time with

>>7102207
chads by their very nature cannot be purebred 2bh
this is basic cosmetology

>>7102207
Turing would have shitposted on 4chan about his rig, Feynman would think you're just a big cuck for getting topped by Ching Chong Chinamen
His words not mine

>laying in bed with bf
>tell him to cuddle me
>"I don't like it when you play director and tell me what to do" he mumbles

Am I overreacting in being upset and annoyed right now?

Straight anon here

When people call me a faggot or tell me I'm gay and tell me I just havent had enough cocks yet, it turns me on

help, what do i do

>>7102239
both of u are useless queens

>>7102241
its time u transition

>>7101728
I doubt bringing anyone back to life would be very good but I guess I'd say my Grandad, I never knew him and I guess it would be nice for my Nan, Mom and all her siblings

>>7102134
:( <3

>>7102164
>the world as it currently is
a mish-mash of warring nations, shambolic governments and everything getting steadily worse for everyone?

>>7102239
>tell him to cuddle me
costs nothing to be polite anon

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would you have sex with an autistic guy?

>>7102324
>a mish-mash of warring nations, shambolic governments and everything getting steadily worse for everyone?
*shrugs*

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>tfw a qt gay guy keeps hitting on you as a joke
>tfw you're actually kind of starting to like him a little because of it

>>7102326
it highly depends on the autism and how he looks 2bh
that guy is too fucking ugly

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>>7102354
fortunately autism doesn't make you ugly, though there's a mild facial phenotype associated with it (so mild that it can only be picked up by computers and can't be used to imply a diagnosis)
interestingly an anecdotal part of the phenotype is very large, 'insightful' eyes, which i guess could be attractive
t. autist

>>7102379
yeah i know, there was this cute autist in my psych classes but that never went anywhere
so it just highly depends

>>7102343
how do you know he's joking?

>>7102417
>awkward and spergy turbovirgin
>in general a horrible person
>implying a good looking guy would want something like that

He tells me I'm cute a lot and he kissed me once when he was drunk at a party, but I'm pretty sure he's just fucking with me because it makes me spazz out when he does shit like that.

>>7102455
tbqh gays are pretty much brain dead so they quite frequently go for guys on a lower tier than them

you have a shot :)
jk

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>tfw 18 but look ugly and old
>tfw gay death already

Being the DM went alright, I had to make almost all of it up and as people rightly predicted the players went about stuff in a totally unpredictable manner.

They got to the bridge of the ship and the second the doors opened someone blew the helmsman away, the ship flew via a neural interface so basically they're fucked. Another player stormed into the security office, got locked in and then had a boss battle with the chief of a security, only surviving thanks to a very lucky crit roll.

Lots of fun stuff happened but I got too drunk half way through to remember any of it now. Just two cans of special brew~

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>be me
>have dream of hottest guy I ever hooked up with
>no sex involved
>just having a good time at a bar
>chatting, sharing stories, laughing
>tfw so lonely I fantasise about human warmth and companionship instead of sex

I just want some non-boring friends I can genuinely feel good around. Loneliness sucks.

>>7102544
tbqh i dont know how dms do it
i could never

>>7102571
>non-boring friends
did it ever cross your mind that you are the source of boringness?

>>7102486
He's pretty smart, actually. But I definitely feel like he's way out of my league. He's not an asshole either, which is why I don't get the fact that he keeps hitting on me just to fuck with me.

I've had a lot of people tell me I don't give myself enough credit when it comes to my looks. But honestly I feel like being called "cute" or "adorable" isn't' the same as being attractive if that makes sense.

Maybe I should just let that neckbeard that calls himself a bear that I work with sleep with me and be done with it.

>>7102544
Haha nice, it's like lock stock and two smoking barrels in space
>>7102577
It's simple , you let the players have fun and try to make sure no one steals the spotlight

>>7102583
honestly i wasnt joking about gays dipping in tiers lower than them. They do it quite often. So take advantage of it and go for it you fucking idiot. If it doesnt work out, it doesn't work out, but you won't fucking get to sleep with a qt out of your league if you just constantly doubt yourself the entire time.

>>7102590
i am the spotlight stealer
also the first dead bitch

>>7102583
>having self esteem this cripplingly low

who hurt you

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>>7102190

>>7102595
Yeah have I played with you before lol

>>7102658
no but there's someone like me in every single game

>>7102544
I've always kind of wanted to try my hand at being a DM but it's been so long since I've played any form of table top game that I don't even think I remember how. Sounds like you had fun, though.

>>7102595
I don't think he's actually attracted to me, though. I get the feeling he's just joking with me and doesn't actually mean most of the things he says.

The neckbeard I mentioned is the one that likes me. He's really gross though and too spergy even for me.

>>7102614
It's kind of a long story but the condensed version is this

>sheltered when I was younger because only child and parents nearly lost me when I was 3 so they were crazy overprotective
>teased through most of elementary school because I spent most of my time around adults and didn't know how to relate to other kids
>teacher's pet and made good grades so that didn't help
>painfully shy and most kids thought I was an asshole because of it
>get a crush on boy in 7th grade
>keep it to myself
>still get called gay all the time
>one day boy says he likes me and I admit my feelings for him
>apparently my crush was obvious and he was just doing it as a joke
>tells the entire grade
>everyone laughs about it
>gets so bad teacher calls parents and I have to tell them the whole story (thankfully they were okay with it)
>decide it's probably easier to be unfriendly to keep people at arms length

I got over all the shit that happened to me as a kid, though. I've just always had a hard time trusting people and letting them get to know me, honestly.

>>7102713
>I don't think he's actually attracted to me
How do you know though? He may be joking because he's insecure about being outright rejected and wants you to make the move. How do you know your own insecurities aren't just talking you out of this whole thing, making you go for the "safe" neckbeardo.

Just go 4 it m8, even if he doesn't want to be in a relationship with you, now the air is clear and you don't have to think about him. Like yeah it's difficult, but so is being dragged along like some joke.

>>7101992
How do I find one?

>>7102688
Lol I was kidding because there is
>>7102713
That's fucking sucks man, I'm so sorry

>>7102851
Irish, why are you such a cutie?

>>7102713
You sound super sweet
I hope he wants to be your bf for real

>>7102620
Don't you dare hiss at me. No one hisses at me and gets away with it.

ok 2 would you questions

would you date someone who has an obsessive desire for attention?

and

would you date someone who only ate like 3 specific meals every single day?

>>7102872
Sure

>>7102872
>obsessive desire for attention?
How does this manifest itself?

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>>7102867

What you gonna do about it?

>>7102856
I guess I was just born this way, baby
>>7102872
I mean like id have to be interested in like minded people
The meal thing, ok as long as they don't force it on me

>>7102744
I mean, I guess. He's so self assured all the time that it's kind of hard picturing him being insecure about anything, though. Part of me wants to believe me when he compliments me, but my brain still just kind of goes "there's no way anyone could say those things about you and mean it".

As for the neckbeard
>references memes constantly and won't shut up about them
>has no concept of how to hide his power level
>calls himself a bear but is just fat
>says I'm a taytiger
>idk what the shit that is and I don't want to find out
>plebian taste in everything
>won't shut up about rocket league
>likes big bang theory
>looks like he has terrible hygiene
>somehow is still a narcissist despite all this cringey shit
>talks about how he can always get guys way out of his league because of his intellect and the fact that he preys on their self esteem

There's no way that I'm going to actually, seriously go for him even if he does like me.

The guy I like really doesn't like him, either. They've met a few times when he's visited me at work. We actually got in a disagreement once because of the neckbeard.

>>7102851
Like I said, I pretty much got over it. But at the time it was living hell to go through. Thankfully my parents were really cool about it.

>>7102901
up to your interpretation and explanation of limits for you personally
maybe you dislike needing to document everything on social media, maybe you can't stand those who try to "one up" every story, maybe it's just as simple as him always needing your undivided attention even when he isn't giving it to you, etc.

>>7102872
I would. We could obsessively desire attention from one another and we wouldn't have to worry too much about mixing up a meal plan.

>>7102915
>talks about how he can always get guys way out of his league because of his intellect and the fact that he preys on their self esteem
giggling

as i said tho, you'll never know unless you take the jump, you can try to minimize your risks in whatever way (ie not doing in front of all of your friends) but ultimately you gotta try.

>>7102872
Yeah sure, wouldnt give it to him though.
More snacks for me.

>>7102915
As long as you're over , that's good. I guess just keep in the present
>Tfw no cute shut in bf to keep safe from the dangers of the world
>>7102921
H-h-hi

>>7102915
you mean tay tiger? if so he's into furry shit and you should run

>there's no way anyone could say those things about you and mean it

what kind of things does he say? i'm asking for science

accurate representation of my relationships https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8WIBv3erj8

>>7102969
Are you the husband or the wife?

>>7103067
the wife 2bh
only there because i make totinos

>>7102577
Obviously, that's why only other boring people want to hang out with me.

Did you ever consider that instantly assuming people are hypocrites and ignorant is a deflection mechanic meant to shield you from facing your own shortcomings by diminishing the worth of those around you?

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>>7103075
Awww, that sucks. Here, play with this in paint for awhile and see if it makes you feel any better.

>>7103090
Tee hee , it's a Weiner

>>7102861
Thanks. I'd be lying if I said I didn't want it, but I know better than to get my hopes up. I'm really starting to like him, though.

>>7102937
The fact that he says that and is trying to get me to date him isn't lost on me. Apparently the fact that the neckbeard "treats me like shit" constantly is one of the reasons the guy I like doesn't like him. That was in part what our disagreement was about. He thinks I shouldn't have to put up with it. I could ask to change shifts, but as long as it isn't so bad I can't do my job, I don't see reason to bother management with it.

I guess I could try talking to him about it, though. Like I said he kissed me when he was drunk at a party and I spazzed out so he said I could yell at him for it when we were both sober. I guess that'd be a good starting point.

>>7102943
Thanks. That's what I'm trying to do.

I'm not really a shut in, but the guy I like keeps saying I'm naive. Mostly because I didn't know what Netflix and chill meant.

>>7102963
It's possible that's what the neckbeard meant. I don't know.

The guy I like admitted that he likes flirting with me because he likes my reactions. But he also says things even when he's not teasing me, so half the time I'm not sure if he's being sincere or just fucking with me.

He calls me cute a lot ("You're cute"/"You're the cutest thing ever", etc.) or compliments certain features of mine. Especially if he's been drinking. Recently a girl who wanted to make me be her stereotypical gay best friend tried to give me a makeover because she doesn't like the fact that I wear baggy clothes all the time. He said it was part of my charm and he wouldn't change a thing about me. That sort of thing.

>>7103090
omg its a purse!

>>7103088
i actually just assumed you were a lesbian with all this butch aggression 2bh

>>7103117
aw <3 he wants you to stand up for yourself
and yeah the kiss is a great way to jump into that conversation and later into his body

>>7103117
Either way, naive makes it better, making double entendre and them going over someone's head is Adorable to me

>>7102544
What system?

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I went gay to find a boyfriend that will love me forever. Ive given up on women completely because of how psycho they are and heartlesh and the horroble stuff they do to me and others.


So i decided to try out trannies. They are just as fucking wacko and do the same shit as women and they aren't even attractive i just wanted to try new types of people as an alternative.

So than i try out gays and feminine boys. And guess they played the fuck out of me even though im a literal 8/10 even 3/10 fembois are breaking my heart. Am i honestly retarded sensitive autistic? I just want someone that loves me and wont betray me...and more horrible stuff happened to me...

Im very positive and loving and caring at least I try to be now...i could understand back in the days when i said and did bad stuff but now im nice as shit. I dont do bad stuff and i try to be a harbringer of peace love and positivity with never a nasty thing about anyone ever.

I just dont get it lads...what is wrong with everything? Even gays can smell that im a fucking female...


I am just a fucking fool in every way but im still going to stay positive! I love everyone here were all going to make it!

>>7103117
>I didn't know what Netflix and chill meant.

holy shit no wonder he thinks your adorable. also I don't recommend you google tay tiger since its mostly just furry porn and it will probably scar your tender heart. the character he called you is cute at least.

it sounds like this guy genuinely likes you and your low self-esteem is making you convince yourself he's just kidding because you think you don't deserve someone. teasing someone when you flirt with them is just how part of this whole thing goes. especially if they get flustered and cute.

>>7103173
>And guess they played the fuck out of me even though im a literal 8/10

Again with these lies

>>7103117

tl'dr kys faggot

>>7103173
Are you ftm?

>>7103124
He does say stuff like that a lot. I guess I could invite him over to talk to him about it even if it'd be awkward. I need to return his tee-shirt anyway.

>>7103137
I don't think I'm that naive, but it's happened once or twice. It's kind of embarrassing.

>>7103200
It can't be that bad. Now I'm morbidly curious.

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>>7103262
>ftms
>ever an 8/10

Weeeew lad
>>7103239
Im a hairy musclebear with a cute face tbqh. Im just a clingy bear thats emotional...

>>7103279

Maki I say this will all sincerity you aren't and have never been a muscle bear. You're a dyel faggot.

You are the skinny dyel wiz.

>>7099275
>>7099280

>I'm 30 next september

I'm thinking of going on holiday in Europe in December and just hooking up with someone and get it over with. Don't want to become a wizard.

Would Berlin be a good place to go? Or somewhere else?

>>7103272
>Embarrassed
Adorable
>>7103294
Got em

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On a scale of 1-100 how cringey is it to ask my fuckbuddy if we can just cuddle and watch a film or something?

I feel super down, and all of my friends and family are busy or out of town.

>>7103307

Go to hell feelgood christ

>>7103307
ask before he gets there and its not cringey at all, but he might get the wrong idea that you want to turn it into a serious relationship, so might want to also clear the air

>>7103294
Who?

I dont post here

>>7103307
Don't do it man. You're on the slippery slope to feelings-ville.

>>7103304
Hi fellow Irish anon, where you at in Ireland?

>>7103325
>gets btfo hard
>i-i dunno who th-that is

Maki pls go

>>7103341
>calling that btfo hard
honestly it was just embarrassing all around

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>>7103318
>feelgood
>using capital letters and proper punctuation
>not also inserting some more humblebragging about how he's having trouble choosing which fuckbuddy from his harem of 10/10 guys to cuddle, and telling us of the woe of juggling such an exciting sex life with his promising oxbridge studies

HA

>>7103326
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>>7103307
Just ask him if he's down , I met a guy for a hook-up and turned it into listening to music and cuddling because we were both feeling down
It's not cringe because you know each other and have had sex, if you were asking a reg friend it'd be different
>>7103346
>Get jelly over meme fit posters
Calm down

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>>7103325

>>7103345

Post in mascgen loser.

>>7103346

I know I just wanted to tell him to go to hell.

>>7103348
>feelgood
>fit

Another dyel faggot

>>7103307
>being a degenerate slut and thinking you're entitled to cuddles and affection

Hope he laughs at you when you ask

>>7103355
no one uses mascgen except lesbians

>>7103355
Never said he was fit. I said he was a fit poster as in /fit/ poster for clarity

Just a reminder that mascgens full of repressed transgirls

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>>7101907

:3c

<3 I'm touched

>>7103367
>>7103355
>>7103348
>>7103346
>>7103318
>bringing attention to he who shall not be named
He loves this shit, learn to ignore and forget him. Let him fall back into irrelevance.

Any moment he's gonna appear saying "HEY GUYS ITS ME, THE GUY YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT" and start shitting up the thread.

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>>7103402

>>7103414
But I like feel good, shitting up threads
Feel good
Feel good
Feel good
>>7103438
Haha got em

Honestly some days im like yeah today ill respond to some messages and plan some dates with cute men
and then i open the app and it's as if all of the cute men have deleted their accounts and the only messages that remain are those from what seems to be lesbians in transition into pedohood

>>7103455
you are the reason these threads died

i feel bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA1xtfnJzfY

>>7103460
same except i'm that lesbian

>>7103455
HaHa well met!

>>7103474
We all still posting and I'm getting yous
What's there to hate

>>7103414
>getting extremely angry over nothing amd making a huge deal out of a very minor annoyance
Are you the same autist who kept shriekimg about circe?

>>7103495
myself

>>7103501
Who?

Are we summoning namefags now, who do we sacrifice

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I think I'm gonna make a new GG discord. Anyone want for it?

>>7103540
ill be the sacrifice
canadians are valuable to that trip satan

>>7103488
Huzzah fellow
>>7103502
Ouch but I love you anon
>>7103547
Sure why not but I'll probably never be on

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>>7103555

https://discord.gg/DHDS5
https://discord.gg/DHDS5
https://discord.gg/DHDS5

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discord killed the camgirl

New thread

>>7103833

>>7103833

>>7103833