/clg/ Cis Lesbian General

im not cis but i still post here lul

>>7080648

rEEEEEEEE

>>7080652
luuuul

>>7080515
I did have some fairly serious anger issues, but I got help so now I manage my anger well, and it's not a problem anymore.

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I knew I was right about bisex being evil

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>>7080515
>Why so many lesbians are angry all the time?
I'm not angry.

I'm just not an angry person at all. I didn't get angry when a guy in my ju jitsu class tried to ask me out after wrestling on the floor in what is supposed to be a platonic sport. I didn't get angry when my senile grandmother said that I just needed to meet the right guy. I didn't get angry when my car broke down. I didn't even get angry when my gf cucked me with her ex 4 weeks ago.

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>>7080515
>tfw no gf

>>7080760
i like ur frog

>>7080760
Hey anon, I'm the one with previous anger issues and I used to think like you before I snapped and caused a big mess for everyone. You know yourself better than I do, obviously, but just take a look deep in yourself to make sure that the anger isn't festering, because it will hurt when it comes out.

>>7080760

you seem angry

>>7080515
I'm angry all the time because people have no problem staring me down and looking me up and down when I'm out.
They say shit like 'WAITILL YA SEE THIS ONE!' (And I posted in last thread, I am not that butch) People also yell fag, which doesn't even fucking make sense.
Twice now I've been questioned in the bathroom as well.

Seems our little Trump has emboldened regular citizens to act on their homophobia.
God Bless the US.

>>7080144
I can't stop either, in hopes that Kuro 2.0 will actually get a gf this time

>>7080515

Same reason black women are stereotyped as angry.

>>7081158
Right. If your frame someone's justified anger as 'bitches be crazy', you don't have to take their concerns as legitimate and you don't have to actually consider their point of view.

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I'm fucking angry because interesting books cost $100 bucks on the Internet and I have to import because no bookshop in my country ever imports them. And then shitters say piracy is bad, well, piracy is saving my fucking wallet and allowing me to eat for another day. BUT the worst thing of all is that relatively new books I like can't be found for free on the Internet.

Now I have to go outside and go to the university's library to borrow it when I don't feel like going outside or interacting with others.

This would not happen under socialism.

Can I post here if I'm a reverse-tranny who's only attracted to women?

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>>7081175
>reverse-tranny

>>7081172
Have you ever tried thriftbooks.com? I've managed to find some pretty obscure titles there.

>>7081177
FtM, trans man, self-hating lesbian, AAP, woman on steroids, whatever you prefer calling me.

>>7081181
I only found the first edition, and it's out of stock anyway. That book got 5 editions as of today.

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>>7081193
FtM are still trannies, idiot. Is your body still cute and smooth or are you already all ugly and hairy? Also, have you ever tried yuri? I grew out of my wanna-be-tranny phase with yuri, it made me glad I was a girl.

>>7081198
dude, seriously?

>>7081204
Seriously what?

>>7081198

> Is your body still cute and smooth or are you already all ugly and hairy?
As long as I don't take my pants off, people think I'm a handsome but slightly short bear.

> Also, have you ever tried yuri?
I find the hetero stuff more relatable, not really into yuri.

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>>7081207
Disgusting. Why are you here? Is it because /ftmg/ is filled with straight girls living their yaoi fantasy?

>>7081214
Because I'm bored. What is the logic in neither allowing MtFs nor FtMs?

>>7081206
yuri cured you of your desire to become a man?

>>7081222
MtF are annoying and basically just catfishing because you actually expect a cis girl not a freak in a dress. FtM rarely come here so I don't really have an opinion.

>>7081228
It was probably just a phase since the beginning though, but yuri did help get away from all that shit. If I was a man or a tranny I could no longer self-insert in my yuri mango and that would make me sad. Yuri is the only thing that keeps me alive so I don't want to lose that joy.

>>7081236
I've been reading a bit about detransition FtMs and stuff recently and it confuses me, because I get a kick out of presenting as male sometimes, but I'm still perfectly happy with being a girl and I've never actually wanted to be a guy.

>>7081228
She said it was due to yuri, which is basically how half of /lgbt/'s trannies start being trannies anyway. I mean, if AGP can make failed men trannies, why shouldn't it be able to make FtMs non-trannies?

t. reverse tranny

>>7081236
The issue isn't that it's cat fishing so much as it is derailing the thread to autosage with tranny-specific talk.

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>>7081243
What? Why the fuck did you transitioned then? If you detransition you're gonna stay ugly as fuck.

See?

>>7081248
Wrong anon, I'm perfectly happy as a girl. I'm confused by the former FtMs who apparently didn't experience dysphoria, but still thought they wanted to be men.

>>7081245
That's the annoying part. Also their "WHY WON'T YOU DATE ME" and "muh TERF" stuff.

>>7081255
I don't understand.

>>7081262
Me either anon

>>7081275
Well, whatever. If you're already too deep into the transition you should just stay that way.

clg is boring, who should I troll instead?

t. reverse tranny

Why is this not called lesgen anymore? I keep typing in lesgen when searching in the catalog with zero results.

what does it mean when a bisexual girl complains she is lonely and repeats "that face when no gf"?

>>7081422
that she's lonely and wants a gf?

>>7080515
I'mm angry because no gf

>>7081422
>that face when
are you fucking serious?

>>7081408

Just add the current thread to your bookmarks bar so you don't have to search every time

>>7081482
Wow genius, I never thought of that before.

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>>7081028
>in hopes that Kuro 2.0 will actually get a gf this time
I'm really not optimistic about that. She'll probably end up with the teacher or they'll have this character reappear and turn out to be a trap or something.

>>7081243
Just crossdress like a lot of homos do. What you described is a normal homo thing.

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>>7081244
Ah, the power of yuri.

>>7081510
I dunno, she's been very explicit about her homosexuality and the author was fairly respectful of Kuro in KnJ, never-ending unrequited crushes aside. I'm wondering if she might go for a poly end with the three students

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Does anyone else here think they might be attracted to women but also don't like most other women's personalities?

I find tits and pussy to be hot, but at the same time, I haven't had a close female friend in years.

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>>7081529
>she's been very explicit about her homosexuality
I'm wary of the fact that she's OK with shotas.

>the author was fairly respectful of Kuro in KnJ
I suppose she was, wasn't she?

I'd actually be OK with poly end as long as the grills are equally interested in each other as they are in the MC, at least it'd be somewhat fresh.

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>>7081525
Toki is a lucky woman. I wish I could do a Ryuuka too.

>>7081618
Yukimori has displayed basically no interest in Fujimaki so far, I was figuring Sarina is what would pull them together

>>7081618
The problem with shotas is that they all grown into men. For a short period in my teens I thought I might be bi because I thought some guys were cute, but then I realised it was just because they had finished puberty and they were still girly. I'm sure Kuro 2.0 will come to the same conclusion as well.

>>7081672
hadn't*

>>7081574
Nah.
I haven't had a female friend since kindergarten but I'd love to. It's just, when you hang with dudes, you're only gonna meet other dudes. Hard to break into a scene when you've been out of it for so long.
You just gotta find cool women.

>>7081688
>tfw all cool women are over 30

>>7081574
I just don't have enough in common with most the girls I meet to facilitate a friendship. Did meet a great new girl recently, but she's started college and she's busy most the time. ;_;

>>7081695
Then befriend older women.

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>>7081641
>I was figuring Sarina is what would pull them together
As long as I get a good fix of bitch x bimbo I'll be happy.

>>7081672
That would make sense, but I've got that ultra-suspicious yurifag mindset.

>>7081574
Women act really try-hard, self-conscious and/or fake from like age 15 to 25.
But guys that age group are horny fucks and I'm not "bro" or butch enough to have guy friends who don't eventually grow into you.

It's a quandary, f a m.
I need more gay friends, gay people don't fall into those tropes as often (or if they do it's the opposite-sex tropes).

>>7081732
>I've got that ultra-suspicious yurifag mindset.
no shame in that, it's usually for good reason

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>>7081688
Honestly, I wonder sometimes if I'm almost incapable of interacting with women because of how long I've spent around men. Most of the time, they seem almost alien to me and I don't even know what we would talk about/why we would be friends.

>>7081708
Likewise. My hobbies are all super male dominated (counter strike, 4chan, EDM) that I usually just end up befriending men, even if I myself am somewhat fem presenting.

>>7081735
>fake
Iktf. Women seem way more likely to talk shit behind your back than men.

>butch enough to have guys friends who don't eventually grow into you
I'm not really butch either, but I've always been able to maintain friendships with guys as long as we have something in common. Granted, I'm also bi and am dating one of my former guy friends right now.

>>7081782
in my experience, women talk shit about women behind their backs and men talk shit about men behind their backs. I haven't found it to be exclusive to one gender.

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>>7081755
Sadly, yes.

>>7081782
The other thing I found in college, was the last time I was around a lot of new people, was that the few other girls who shared my interests (I was really active in the scifi and computing societies) were straight and really territorial about being the 'cool girls' in male dominated spaces, so by default I ended up befriending the guys. Most the nice girls in LGBT I just had nothing in common with outside of our sexuality. The struggle is real.

>>7081574
Same, I never had a female friend.

>>7081782
>Granted, I'm also bi and am dating one of my former guy friends right now.
>dating a former guy friend

Thanks for proving my point.
The guys who are your 'friends' probably also want to date you, unless you're ugly. They stay away because you have a boyfriend. Lesbians often wouldn't get that same level of respect.

>>7081862
where's everyone from who has such issues with guy friends making moves on them? Most my friends are male and almost always have been and my sexuality has never been an issue, with a singular exception and we dealt with that.

>>7081894
Are you butch or very ugly?

It isn't so much sexuality. It's being one of few women in a male-dominated hobby which attracts a lot of beta orbiters with ulterior motives. I'm don't even consider myself to be pretty and I can't participate in one of these hobbies without guys hoping for sexual attention.

>>7081936
I'm pretty small and cute desu. I'm not disputing the fact that there's tons of creeps out there, and honestly I think nerds are way worse than normal guys, or at least I found them to be so in the circles I was in in college, but those guys weren't my /friends/, y'know? They were acquaintances at best because I was aware they were beta orbiters with ulterior motives and I have had to explicitly shoot down a few in the past. What I'm confused about is girls on here talking about people they apparently considered friends making moves on them.

>>7081974
>I'm pretty small and cute desu.

Post proof.
Every girl with an instagram account and filters thinks they're cute these days.

>>7081996
I don't have instragram, I don't use filters and I'm not putting my face on 4chan.

>>7082014
Body?

Anyway, I'm just surprised the notion of a straight guy falling for a close female friend is somehow a new universe to you. Most straight guys can't be friends with women, unless like I said they're ugly, butch, or a hyper-bro. Ask guys, they say this themselves.
Of course, if you've had boyfriends for much of the friendship, that probably gets them to back off.

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>>7081862
>The guys who are your 'friends' probably also want to date you, unless you're ugly. They stay away because you have a boyfriend.

Perhaps? I'm poly though so me having a bf wouldn't really matter. Honestly I think it's more just the fact that I am not close with some of them on that level.

>>7081834
>really territorial about being the 'cool girls' in male dominated spaces
Up until recently, this probably could've described me. I had some pretty misogynistic attitudes towards other women when I was younger.

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>>7082094
>I had some pretty misogynistic attitudes towards other women when I was younger.

You're clearly not that into women.
If your first instinct towards women is to compete with them for male attention, not embrace them and fuck them, you don't belong in a lesbian chat room.

>If you need to draw attention to you not being Cis or lesbian, please see
>>>>/lgbt/bigen
>>>>/lgbt/mtfg

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>>7082027
I couldn't find any where I didn't have my tits out, so I put on a bra just for you anon

Incidentally, I'm not bi-anon, I've been out since I was 12/13. And I'm aware of the fact that close friends fall in love, that goes all ways. I'm just wondering if it's a cultural phenomenon that most the lesbians in this thread seem to think it's improbable to be friends with a straight guy without him trying to fuck you or if personally I've just been lucky, especially since I'm not American and most the anons in these threads seem to be

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>>7082171
It could be an American thing.

Cute bra and mouth.

>>7082171
Why is your toilet paper roll so high up? Do you go to the bathroom in the sink?

>>7082194
I might poll some of my rl female friends to see what they're opinions are, out of curiosity.

Thanks anon

>>7082196
I genuinely have no idea and can't say I noticed til now. It's a pretty small bathroom, possibly so it's not squashed up against your side when you're on the toilet?

>>7082168
>You're clearly not that into women
Honestly, things would be a lot simpler if that were the case. Even though I don't tend to get along with women personality wise, I can't help but find their bodies attractive.

>>7082171
I'm not American either, although I've lived there before and I don't think things are all that different there in terms of how straight guys act.

>>7082171
I think it's more that many of them actually don't have male friends and are just guessing with the rest honestly believing that the normal sexual tension is their male friends "DESPERATELY TRYING TO FUCK THEIR BRAINS OUT OH MY GOD" with the "MEN ARE ALL ABOUT THEIR COCKS" thing following soon after.
Truth be told, a large chunk of it is going to be them projecting that onto their male friends because it helps their egos.

>>7082220
Make sure you poll enough lesbians. If I was straight or bi, I probably wouldn't mind orbiter dudes as much because

a) i like guys and
b) it would validate my attractiveness to guys

Lesbians are more likely to just find that attention creepy and meaningless.
Whereas if a girl is into me, I'll probably like it even if I'm not into her because hey, at least it means I'm not doomed to be foreveralone.

>>7082239
Unfortunately all my female friends are straight or bi, but they're mostly not the kind of girls to think like that in my experience.

I'm usually made more uncomfortable by a girl I'm not into liking me, because there's no way I'll ever be into a guy who likes me, but every time I don't return a girl's interest I'm like, can I really afford to do this when it's shaping up to be me dying alone surrounded by 14 cats? and it feels more personal rather than I just have no interest in your entire gender.

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>>7082231
>t. straight guy or a projecting bihet

Dude, straight women have written numerous articles about sexual harassment in male-dominated spaces from the military to online video games. Lesbians have posted tons of shit on lesbian sites like that obnoxious reddit sub about dealing with male friends starting to like them.
You can't mention you're a woman on 4chan without getting "durr tits or gtfo"

Are you the bi woman who is a whore for male attention? Because that whole "jealous of women getting attention from guys" thing you admitted to? You're clearly not past that.

>>7082239
I've found that lesbians, unless they have a deep seated dislike of heteronormative behavior and that just points to all kinds of problems, like positive sexual attention from men.

If a man outright states that he doesn't find her attractive and thinks her being lesbian is kind of gross/creepy in the same way as you have said his sexuality is creepy/gross to you I firmly think there would be no friendship at all.

Even if he otherwise thinks she is or would be a good friend and will be a good friend but would not show even the slightest hint of sexual interest and is visibly offput with her sexuality meaning there would be NO chance of him hitting on or trying to fuck her.

There would be major problems out of the gate and no friendship at all.

>>7082268
I think there's a difference between being made uncomfortable by a potential friend expressing an unrequited sexual interest in you and a potential friend being uncomfortable about you expressing a sexual interested in anyone ever.

>>7082279
and I think that goes for straight women being friends with gay women and straight guys being friends with gay guys as well. I don't think there's anything wrong with not wanting to be friends with someone who just wants to fuck you as opposed to not being comfortable with an entire aspect of someone as a person.

>>7082268
Huh? Are you a man?

If a guy has a problem with my sexuality in that he thinks it's abnormal or disgusting, obviously we're going to have problems. He's a homophobe.

As far as wanting sexual attention from men, you're obviously confusing lesbians with college bisluts. I'd never be able to be friends with a guy that finds me attractive. I've read so many stories on lesbian sites about women struggling with a guy friend liking them and they don't know if they can awkwardly ignore it or if they'll just have to dump him.

>>7082239
>Whereas if a girl is into me, I'll probably like it even if I'm not into her because hey, at least it means I'm not doomed to be foreveralone.
There was a creepy girl that I'm pretty sure was into me (never confessed but she followed me around, bought me things I didn't ask for and insisted on showing me her lewd drawings). I'm KV and destined to be foreveralone and I still didn't like it at all.

I feel bad about having to reject anyone, unless they're asking casually or they're a total creep. Unrequited feelings are suffering.

>>7082268
>like positive sexual attention from men
Uh, no.

Totally true. I thought my first few encounters with different lesbians were just bad encounters and nothing more. I could care less if someone is gay or lesbian. Many lesbians that I've met seem to have an extreme chip on their shoulder and come across as a fucking total bitch. Can they get therapy for that?

>>7082295
No matter your gender or orientation, the best way to deal with a situation like that is just to deal with it as upfront as possible, and if the other person is a shit about it, then they weren't a very good friend in the first place. I can understand that it's a awkward situation though.

>>7082309
>the first decades of a person's life experience disappears because most people have finally decided they can be tolerant in the past few years

Thanks for taking the effort to try and understand people who have different life experiences than you do.

>>7082257
Everyone deals with sexual harassment. Even lesbians who have to deal with the unwanted sexual advances of lesbians. Especially in the military. The amount of female on female sexual assualt going on there is staggering.

Many cases of it are just "creepy guy I don't like hit on me" with even more being blown out of proportion or outright lies created to stroke their own egos. The real stuff is always dealt with or brought to light. In many places it could be either a major pay day or help make their careers.

The "male friends totes trying to fuck me" is usually just them projecting or misconstruing the normal sexual tension a straight male would have towards a female the find slightly attractive as a full on need to bone.

And if you don't realize that a massive chunk of the stories on reddit and the rest of the net are outright fiction then you should grow up.

>>7082295
But you have no problem with expressing distaste and even disgust in your supposed male friends sexuality.

If he's skeeved out by you being a lesbian but has nothing bad to say towards lesbians, meaning there is NO chance of him ever attempting anything, and is an otherwise good friend will you actually not be willing to be his friend?

Also, stories online are stories online. How many lesbians have you actually met who had that problem in real life. Have you ever had that problem in real life?

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>>7082324

>>>>>/pol/

>normal sexual tension a straight male would have towards a female

Thanks for proving my point that straight men wouldn't willingly be just friends with women though.

>>7082337

I'm not "skeeved out" by him being a heterosexual male, you autist. I'm skeeved out by those sexual feelings being pointed in my direction. Do you think I'd bother posting if I hadn't been annoyed by this trend?

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>>7082324
>>7082337

>>7082342
We actually would and are.
Hell, the absolute worst thing for a female friend to hear from a male friend is "HELL NO" when anyone asks if he wanted to or eve thought about fucking her.
And surprisingly enough, more then a few gay women would pitch a fit if a straight male friend said that about them.
I can be friends with women I want and don't want to fuck. You can't tell me what to do and you can't judge my capacity to be a good friend either you judgemental waste of spunk.

As a matter of fact, would lesbians be JUST FRIENDS with full on no hint of bisexual straight woman and not want or probably try to shag them?

>>7082379
Yes? I adore my best friend and I've never considered her in anything except a totally platonic light.

>>7082363
Trend...
So you've never actually had that happen to you personally.

Kay.
Anyway, that's what happens.
You don't like the fact that a normal straight male friend might find you attractive or want to bone you then too goddamned bad.
That's what happens in relationships. This entire board is lousy with stories of straight crushes and "bisluts".

If you're so worried then find men who think you're ass ugly or find you unfuckable because of your sexuality/personality but otherwise think you're an awesome person and wants to be your friend and would be a good friend in return.

>>7082402
Uh huh...

>>7082379
>>7082403
>>7082406
I have trouble thinking this isn't a troll. Their opinions on women closely resemble those of an ignorant male but everything is carefully provocative in a way that smacks of calculation.

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>>7082403
The trend of this happening in my life.

>>7082379
>female friend to hear
Stop lumping in lesbians with bihets pls

>You can't tell me what to do
Fuggin' christ.

>would lesbians be JUST FRIENDS with full on no hint of bisexual straight woman

If I didn't find her attractive I absolutely could.
If I found her so attractive that it was distracting, then I would be up front and tell her so, and say that it's okay if she wanted to stop being friends because I get that it's awkward and I'm sorry for making it so.

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>have lesbian friend
>I'm into her, but never told anyone due to paranoia and autism
>never flirted with her, nothing
>always thought that she sees me as a friend
>I really like spooning people and pillows, so I have spooned with her before
>however, nothing homo about this, I've done it with many people just because it's comfy
>one night I'm at her place, watching a movie
>movie is over
>we go to sleep, but there's only one bed available and no couch, so I had to sleep with her
>she has her head towards me
>asks me to spoon her
>"sure, just turn around"
>"nah, it's comfier this way"
>"well, ok, no homo tho"
>I try to spoon her but her face is really close
>"h-hey th-"
>before I manage to say anything else she kissed me
>total sperg out
>really no idea on what to do
>I say "sorry, but I'm too autistic for this" and I turn around
>we sleep after that
how bad did I fuck up? Can I make it better now? Also, wtf was I supposed to do when she kissed me?

>>7082527
Dang it anon, you were supposed to kiss her back. At least you actually said that you were too autistic to function, cause you can open up communication about it. Talk to her, tell her you were too shocked to process it properly but you actually like her and want to give it another go.

>>7082527
>no homo
That's so homo.
Next time you meet up, pin her to the wall and kiss her. No words needed. She'll forgive you p quick

>>7082527
Kiss her back? I dunno. You should probably talk to her about it though.

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>>7082527
I'm amazed you could actually sleep after that.

>>7082450
>The trend of this happening in my life.
Yeah, sure.
That's exactly what you meant. The dozens of men you befriend on a daily basis all want to dick you bow legged oh woe as you.
I think not.
You're either outright lying or you're stretching the truth. At best ONE GUY probably tried to hit on you or you got into a sexual situation and you're stretching that into a lifelong trend that you'll never be free of.

>Stop lumping in lesbians with bihets pls
No true lesbian eh?

>Fuggin' christ.
Don't take Jeff Christs' name in vain you heathen.
No but seriously you can go eat a clit(and not a nice once a rank one that's covered in herp blisters). I can befriend who I want.

>If I didn't find her attractive I absolutely could.
uh..huh
>If I found her so attractive that it was distracting, then I would be up front and tell her so, and say that it's okay if she wanted to stop being friends because I get that it's awkward and I'm sorry for making it so.
uh huh...

Yeah...

>>7082593
huh?

>>7082547
>>7082549
I want to talk to her, but what should I tell?
I can't just confess

>>7082548
> pin her to the wall and kiss her
I couldn't kiss her just after she kissed me, what makes you think I can do that?

>>7082590
I can sleep really easily, really fast

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>>7082593

Thanks for being proof of why friendships with men are futile. You can't share anything meaningful with a man because they won't believe you, and they'll still harbor "sexual feelings" like anon himself said even if they never let it show.

Pic related, she's looking for a reasonable straight guy.

>>7081574
I have one good female friend and my sister, and a couple good male friends. Girls tend to be fake as fuck and too gossipy, and it's just not my style.
Guy friends tend to get crushes on me which leads to me distancing myself from them since some of them believe they can turn me straight if they keep asking me out and not taking no for an answer. And then when they finally get gfs their gfs act like cunts to me because their man asked me out first. And they feel insecure about me being around or friends with them. I just can't fucking win. But I'm glad I have a handful of very close friends instead of a bunch of fake ones.

>>7082608
>I can't just confess
What's stopping you other than fear? She's obviously into you.

>>7082616
>>7082616
>Thanks for being proof of why friendships with men are futile.
K.

>Pic related, she's looking for a reasonable straight guy.
K.

So you just want a male who thinks you're totally unfuckable in every way who'll listen to you talk endlessly without every having their own opinion.

Get a fucking dog.

>>7082640
>What's stopping you other than fear?
I ALWAYS sperg out. Even when I think of it, I still sperg out

>>7082646
Maybe talk about it over text first?

>>7082649
yeah, I think I'm going to do that

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>>7082642
It's just that most men's opinions are stupid, anon. Especially if they're under-25. Especially if they browse /pol/

>>7082646
>Even when I think of it, I still sperg out

That's your problem, you're overthinking. You need to shut down your thoughts and live in the moment.

>>7082652
I'm a mastersperger myself, but I assure you it won't be nearly as scary as you're building it up in your head to be. gl anon

>>7082642
d/a, but it appears you've developed some very strong ideas based on a very specific sample of people. It's clear that nobody here is going to have much luck broadening your perspective with words alone, but I suggest you should go out and study a more diverse range of subjects.

>>7082527
>>I say "sorry, but I'm too autistic for this" and I turn around
I laughed.
First time my major crush ever kissed me I just stared at her and my face turned red. She started apologizing since I froze up like an idiot. But then I just kissed her back and it turned into fucking. After you get over the fear of kissing her back, things will fall into place anon. And if you like her and she gave you the okay, then go for it!
Don't be a pussy, or you won't get the pussy!

>>wtf was I supposed to do when she kissed me?
Kiss her.
Go knock on her door, ask if anyone is home, if no one is, close the door, pin her against the wall and start kissing her.

>>7082671
Well, have fun with that.

What does it feel to kiss a girl?

>>7082680
Maybe work on reading comprehension as well.

>>7082681
nice

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Is anyone here more weirded out by the thought of kissing facial lips than licking pussy lips?

Idk kissing is weird to me

>>7082713
No, I am definitely more squeamish about pussy lips

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>>7081459
yep. she said it. I cringed a bit but shes a qt so i gave her a pass.
>>7081433
I mean yes but she seems like she loves penis. I don't think she's ever dated a girl.

>>7082681
I'm kinda thankful I don't know, since it means I don't know what I've been missing.

>>7081974
Honestly, I'm the same. I'd say I'm small and cute.

A lot of my male friends here have tried making moves. I'm friends with a guy who i'm pretty sure is high functioning autistic and he already has kissed me and even after I told him to never do that he still jokes about me sitting on his lap and tries to put his arm around me.

>>7082776
Yeah, that's the kind of guy I would never hang out with again. I've had male friends I've been very physically affectionate with and I end up sitting on guys laps if we run out of seats on nights out, but I have very defined boundaries, and if they push those I'm not friends with them any more.

>>7082765
Wanna find out together?

>>7082765
hey, if you go long enough without you pretty much forget anyway!

>>7082815

W-when do you hit that point
Age 40?

>>7082808
Nah, at this point I'd rather not know.

>>7082815
I don't want to have to go through that process senpai, doesn't sound fun.

>>7082834
I dunno man, I haven't kissed a girl in like 4, 5 years? I know it felt good, but I've pretty much forgotten the sensation.

Of course it didn't help that that night ended up being utterly regrettable and I repressed as much of it as I could.

Has a girl ever made you call her daddy?

>>7082848
Oh actually, I kissed another girl the summer before last and that was slightly less regrettable.

I don't have a great track record with girl kissing, is what I'm getting at.

I only ever kissed a boy. It was an accident, he was drunk and thought I was someone else.

>>7082342
Thisssss

>>7082379
Not really. I think it would be nice to never have to worry about that guy touching my shoulders is just really trying to be my friend.

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>>7082852
God what a fucking quandary that would be

>sexually deprived
>sexy woman actually wants to fug
>wants you to call her daddy/mommy
>can't do it without thinking about your actual dad or mom
>but really want to have sex

Im angry sometimes. Idk why, some stupid thing gets in my way, and i just start to argue with someone for no reason. I get so angry that sometimes i dont speak for a day. I feel like i am ticking bomb.
For example, once i went to shop and this old man was like - hey guy
And i got so angry.. But i turned around and with my feminine voice said - im a girl ;)
And didnt answer to his question.

>>7082891

It was kinda hot tho :x

>>7082943
Maybe dont try and look so butch so it doesn't happen again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epx374rDxNE

<333

>>7082882
wat

>>7082953
Yea its almost winter and im going to wear skirts and other shit. Funny

>>7082995
That's what wooly tights were invented for. Snuggly!

>>7083007
You dont know what winter is do you? And i dont like leggings(tights in your language), because it just doesnt feel comfortable for me.

[sjis]tfw gf[/sjis]

>>7083056
You don't know what tights or leggings are, do you?

[spoiler][sjis]wait lets try again

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>>7080515
God these threads are so shit. I'm going to make OPs for a bit to take a breather from the shit.

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>clg

>>7083071
Thats what i am saying, they are the same just the sock part are cut off. And i dont wear skirt so i dont care.

>>7083186
They're really pretty different in terms of materials used and how they fit.

>>7083179
>clg
Confuses me for a different reason: I always misread it as cgl.

>>7080515
I'm p stressed. My hair gets to fall so much stress,my weight is fucked up and shit, but I just can't show it like I repress it all. Everyone says I'm so much of a chill-ass and all but inside I just want to kill someone with my hands.

>>7083229
Your weight is fucked up? How much sweety (in kilos pls :D)

>>7083201
They fit the same actually. But material yea, it doesnt break apart when you touch something :D

>>7080515
Having to deal with bullshit from all directions has resulted in a lot of lesbians who seem angry, but I was born angry and didn't have to deal with much bullshit so I went in the opposite direction. Was a ball of unwarranted rage until my mid-teens but as I got older laziness and apathy did a pretty good job of snuffing that out. I still don't like people very much, but it's inconvenient to have them think I'm a grumpy pain-in-the-ass or an "angry lesbian" so I've settled for politely-cheerful-but-standoffish-pacific-northwesterner instead.

>>7083235
I gain weight easy easily, so I have to rigidly control it to not turn into a fucking fatass, I'm losing weight now, must be 61kg more or less, but i'm p short and any slip can disrupt.
Also, my periods are also fucked so my hormones. This makes weight loss gets harder.

>>7083242
I wore tights every school day for 14 years, they definitely don't fit the same as leggings. They're like if leggings had a baby with stockings. Leggings are way more comfortable, but tights are generally more flattering because you can pull them tighter because they go over your foot. Fuck how they bunch around the waist sometimes though.

>>7081695
Cool women over 30 want qt3.14 younger gfs they can spoil

>>7083179
>tfw no gf to watch esports with

>>7082379
A strong HELL NO is exactly what I'd want to hear about my male friends wanting to sleep with me. Are you fucking joking?

>>7083477
I'm kind of intimidated by older lesbians, but I do like to be spoiled...

>>7082642
Yes, that's what friendships are. I listen to what my friends want to say, while they listen to what I have to say. We both try and get each other to try the things we like personally, while also sharing common activities.
What else do you think should happen?

>>7083591
I want a younger qt gf I can give good advice to and fuck all night

>>7083696
How much younger?

>>7083710
She should be out of school and not a NEET

>>7083748
>not a NEET
Do you know where you are? Most people here don't even pay for part of their share.

>>7083477
Uncool ones like me just want a cat they can spoil.

>>7083790
Yeah I said I WANTED a younger gf not that I HAD one

>>7083696
How old are you?

Anyone else starting to get desperate and considering getting an online gf? I feel like I will never find anyone I can connect with near me

Who here /totally fucking incapable of forming interpersonal relationships/?

And before you accuse me of it, it's not autismo.

>>7083871
31

>>7084045
Heyyyyy. You're around my age. :)

>>7084045
>>7084062
Huh, I didn't know there were so many of us.

>>7080515
i'm never angry
i'm kind of a doormat actually..

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>>7083970
that sounds like me

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>>7083179
lel. That's the first thing that popped into my head when I read clg as well.
>Moment of silence for Doublelift and his boosted ass self.

>>7083889
>Implying even there's even a girl online who will like a loser like you.
You're already thinking that having an online girlfriend is a desperate move. Why bother?

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>>7084045
Would you like a 24 year old kissless virgin?

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>>7084359
go away this is my opportunity to shine
>>7084045
would you like an 18 year old latina with mommy issues?

>>7083970
I'm not incapable of forming them, but I am incapable of maintaining them.

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>>7084419
I read/responded to her post first!

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>>7084443
are we sorayaposting now?
I replied to her second. what's your point

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>>7084459
>what's your point
It means I win.

>>7080515
reminder that at least half of the posters itt have penises and there's nothing you can do about it

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>>7084485
I will fight you IRL for anon's love don't test me m8

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>>7084515
Let's go then, anon!

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>>7084532
meet me in the pit at 7 don't forget to bring snacks

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>>7083827
You should adopt a cute girl as your pet instead. Think about it.

>>7084552
>>7084532

You two should just date each other

>>7084591
but she's the enemy, anon

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>>7084591
18 year old latina with mommy issues will never love a 24 year old kissless latina.

>>7084606
>>7084604
Date.
Now.

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>>7084606
I didn't know you were latina too
that explains all the Soraya memes kek

>>7084625
n-no. I must stay true to >>7084045

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As a 21 yr old latina, I also want a mommygf

>>7084045
pick me pls

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>>7084570
Having a cute girl around all the time would be so stressful, no ty.

>>7084646
I ran out of pictures but fight me

>>7084646
No, anon.
>>7084627 and I have already establish our territory for >>7084045

>>7084443
>>7084459
>>7084485
>>7084515
>>7084532
>>7084552
>>7084604
>>7084606
>>7084627

This was cute. I agree w/ >>7084625

>>7084692
well she is older than me so we could probably work something out
>>7084664
let's stop fighting over that anon who probably isn't even here. I'll be your first kiss senpai

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25-year-old latina here.
>>7084740
They've given up, 31-year-old anon. There's only me now.

wow
looks like it's latina edition. You will never slap hot latina ass

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>>7084774
what the fuck. why are there so many latinas here I thought I was the only one

and I never said I was giving up I just said the first anon who replied to her and I could maaaybe work something out

remove spics

>>7084780
Not with that attitude.

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>when latinas say 'mommy'

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>>7084819
Here. It's on the house.

>>7084740
> I'll be your first kiss senpai
T-thanks, anon.

>>7084791
>the first anon who replied to her and I could maaaybe work something out
I'm all ears, bby.

>>7084819
Properly, it's "mamacita".

>>7084909
wouldn't mami make more sense?
>>7084881
uh...I didn't think I'd get this far. I'll come up with something tomorrow. rn I'm too tired to think straight

>>7084909
That would be one thing, it's honestly almost nice. But 'mommy', as they pronounce it, is totally fucking gross.

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>>7084923
>uh...I didn't think I'd get this far. I'll come up with something tomorrow. rn I'm too tired to think straight
I'll be waiting.

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>>7084923
>mami

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>>7084931
not that mami you piece of shit weeb

>>7084811
d-do you think she'll call me mammi?

>>7084929
>>7084931
>>7084938
Cis Lesbian General: Blonde qts edition

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>>7084938
I-it's joke.

>>7084944
If you make her cum, probably.

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>i heard it was your birthday...
>im sorry im wearing your panties but just knowing that im wearing your scent all day makes me complete tbqh...

>>7081245
Yeah, something like 1/5-1/3 of the people here are just non obnoxious trannies that don't wanna talk about trans stuff.

>>7083748
>NEET
I-I'm going back to school next year!

how do lesbos do it enjoyably?

>>7085352
I'm also financially independent! I just had to take time out because I got sick and some family stuff happened.

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>creates a low-aspiration high-devotion clone of herself to throw off men from hitting on you
Would you do it? Guys are thick-headed rape machines anyway, just throw them some imitation meat and they'd probably fuck off. Maybe make some money off it too, college bills and all.
>hey I'm lesbian but if you give me 3000 I can get you a surrogate
It doesn't just have to be boys too, we could also just have versions of everyone we wanted on the market, that just need low-cost feed to keep going. Everyone could have a harem.

>>Gf has been sick with the a cold
>>Barely see her now that our jobs overlaps
>>Cuddled her in bed, played with her hair and kissed her body all over
>>End up teasing her too much and she got worked up so I ate her out while she held my hand and played with my hair
>>Cuddle more and fall asleep
>>Wake up
>>Now I have a cold
Fml.

>>7085479
>Now I have a cold
You did this to yourself, anon. What is worth it?

>>7085479
Get a better immune system you sex-haver!

>>7085474
How would other people - aka people fucking the clone - distinguish the clone from you? You'd just get like uber-raped in all the confusion between the two.

I'd rather keep the clone as my own personal sex toy.

>>7085540
That dirty slut actually having the sex!
S-she deserved it...

>>7085511
It made her feel a lot better for a bit and helped her fall asleep easier. So it was worth it!
>>7085540
My immune system is shit.

>>7085551
Reminds me of a short story I read where a woman cloned herself by accident during an attempted time travel experiment. She and her clone both asserted that they were the "real" one and proceeded to fight over their girlfriend. I can't remember whether it ended in a threesome or I just thought it should because of all the sexually-charged sniping between the clones.

>>7085474
I bet PB has a Marci clone in an underground sex dungeon.

>>7083356
>>7083356
Yea i understand you. Im not shot but i easly gain weight, its have been year since im 77kg, and i have tried running and dieting, it just doesnt work for me

>>7084359
>>7084419
>>7084646
>>7084774
>>7085352
31 year old anon here, would you all be interested in starting a Latina harem?

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>>7081422
>that face when
>that face when
>that face when

>>7085733

25-year-old anon here
I won't have to touch the teenager, will I?

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>>7080515
Why is femgen so hilarious?

>>7085733
You're finally back. Where the hell were you? You missed the late night cat fight over you.

I just slapped my gf's butt without kissing her as compensation. Am I a bad lesbian now?

Is it wrong to have hots for my math teacher? I can't even share it with anyone. Mmmm

>>7086187
I was asleep. I need to rest up so I can be fresh when I marry all of you later.

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How is lesgen liking the new Pretty Cure but with lesbians?

>>7086095
>this is what "gaymen" fuck and like to fuck the most

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>>7086757
God I love FlipFlap, it's so gorgeous and strange.
The "Pure" prefix made me chuckle.

What songs do you relate to in a sapphic way? For me, it's Into You by Ariana Grande.

>>7087282
Cool for the summer by Demi lovato

>>7087282
I Do Adore by Mindy Gledhill

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>>7086757
This episode was max lewd.

>>7086760
Was more of the fem'boys' being really unusually happy about having grown microtits like that and boasting about it.

While saying there's aren't trannies

>>7080515
You'd be angry with no gf too. Hell, just head to /r9k/ or /pol/ to see at what happens to straight guys with tfw no gf.

>>7085551
>How would other people - aka people fucking the clone - distinguish the clone from you?
The clones are programmed to be unable to lie about being a clone if asked directly.

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>>7086193
Revoke. Your. Lesbian. Card.

>>7086228
OK, bby. I'm back from work. Sooo, when is our wedding date?

>>7087282
Teen Idle by Mariana and the Diamonds

how do you handle being cheated on lesgen?

>>7080760
As a guy who's cured two lesbians.

>You just have to meet the right guy.

>>7083090
I'm feeling a bit cynical today (not as cynical as I would usually be) and I can't help but see two "lesbians" kissing. The person taking the picture was probably a dude, or maybe they took it to send to some dude, I dunno

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>>7087838
Do you want a big wedding?

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>>7088064
We can have whatever you want, love.

>>7080515
lifelong lesbo here
personally i think women in general are much more furious, just dykes are taken more seriously, being dykes
i will say that i consider myself the angriest person i know though. i metaphorically hatefuck people out just for having a sense of humor or political beliefs or whatever else i dont like, even stubbornly misinterpreting the lyrics of songs or whatever else
idk

>>7088027
still not angry. good luck with your magic dick fantasy.

>>7088064
why are all lesbian wedding photos fem+fem, or fem+butch; but I've never seen butch+butch wedding photos.

>>7088275
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201101/attention-ladies-semen-is-antidepressant

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>>7087531
They really aren't subtle about the yuri.

>>7088275
You sound like lots of fun

I used to be angry all the time, but it just turned out my meds needed to be adjusted. Now I’ve switched I’m pretty chill.

>>7088280
I'm not saying you are.

Just saying:

>You haven't found the right man~

>>7088460
Maybe you haven’t either, anon. I wish you luck in finding your magic slipper dick!

>>7088285
Because two fat butches getting married in flannel and cutoffs doesn't make for very attractive Pinterest boards.

>>7088275
I was pretty angry and resentful until I turned 24-25 and became much more chill. I think my hormones finally settled down.

I agree that female anger is generally hand-waved away and not taken seriously, belittled as being "emotional or "hysterical". Gay women are still equated to men in a lot of ways and this doesn't apply as much.

Also
>>7081158
>>7081166

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This girl I work with has been flirting with me more than usual lately, like flirting enough that my oblivious ass finally noticed, and we're getting drinks after work tomorrow. Thing is I'm not really attracted to her. She's kinda cute, but she's also pretty big and her personality's really abrasive at times. She can be fun to talk shit with, but she can also be really negative about everything.
That being said, girls never show interest in me, so maybe this is a sign to just settle hard and that she's the best I can get.

>>7088229
Ok move to the east coast and I'll marry you but you have to raise the kids.

>>7088544
Please don't settle anon the perfect gf is out there for all of us.

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>>7088351
Cocona is so fucking gay.

My gf keeps asking me about things that happened in the past, the same things that we talked about in the past that i know will bother her again. And she gets all angry and sad...

But I can't not answer her if she asks because I don't want to seem like I am hiding anything. what do?

>>7088580
Any woman would go gay for Sayuri.

>>7088556
But I just want any gf at this point.

>>7088610
if you dont see yourself with her, you wont last, and work might become shitty when you break up. do you want to go through that?

>>7088607
As a perpetual gay I don't think I can accurately evaluate that.

>>7088651
That's true, I guess. I'll just continue having no gf then

>>7088668
>not entering your brain into heterosexual sub mode when running into those sort of things

Question for cis lesbians:

How good would you say you are you at math?

What was the last math course you took, and how did you perform on the final exam?

>>7088546
>east coast
Nah. You move down south where it is summer year around.

>you have to raise the kids.
Nah to that too, bby. In a years time, I'll be done with med school and I'll be too busy to raise mini-humans.

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>lesbians
>real
You all just need a good dicking

>>7088837
>What was the last math course you took, and how did you perform on the final exam?

I took a graduate level biostatistics course because I needed an elective when I was getting my B.S. in biology. It was fun. The final was easy. Just had to memorize all the equations and know when to use them.

>>7088837
I'm average for someone who has been out of school for a while. I can do basic math quickly but I've forgotten all the stuff from later years of high school.

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>>7088791
I'm sorry I do not have heterosexual emulation implemented.

>>7088544
>maybe this is a sign to just settle hard and that she's the best I can get

I bet you're like 22 or something. Fag.

I would just be open about not wanting anything serious at the moment (with her, but you don't mention that) and see if you can just fug her for the time being

>>7088869
Hm interesting. Are you in grad school now?

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>>7088837
I suck ass in arithmetic and thus most things that aren't fully literal numbers.

>>7088883
If you're not in the closet or don't have straight girl friends you pretty much don't need it.

>>7088895
Nope. In my last year of med school.

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>>7088894
...I'm 23

>>7088909
What's your preferred specialty? Do you know where you're doing your residency yet?

>>7088895
What is grad school anyway?

>>7088966
Usually people mean a masters or PhD program when they say grad school, but I'm pretty sure it can also refer to more specialized professional school programs like MD, DO, DVM or DMD.

>>7088837
>How good would you say you are you at math?
Mediocre. It didn't come naturally to me, but I could pick it up pretty quickly as long as the concepts were laid out clearly. At least for the low-level stuff I made it through.

>What was the last math course you took, and how did you perform on the final exam?
First-year calculus, I think, around 7 years ago. I did abysmally even though it was interesting, because I stopped attending all my classes at some point. I don't even know why I showed up to write the exam, in retrospect. Never went back to college after that term.

>>7088987
>>7088966
oh wait nevermind I'm wrong. Medical institutions are considered professional schools

>>7088987
Cool, I’ve been wondering about that for years.

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>>7088899
>If you're not in the closet or don't have straight girl friends you pretty much don't need it.
I have straight girl friends, but they don't seem to mind that I can't comprehend their heterosexual shenanigans.

>>7088962
I'm a pathology student. I'm already doing my residency.

Why all the questions, anon? Do you want to go to med school as well?

>>7088852

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w51q4xZxMI8

>>7089187
I think this song is really going to have the opposite effect than what is intended. It just seems to push the idea that lesbians want a good dicking.

>>7081222
Because they have both been corrupted by testosterone and have mental illness.

>>7084258
Oh. Honey. There are a bunch of us in here. Even the godtier anons are on the older side now.
Kinda why i always laugh at dumbshit newfags talking shit they know NOTHING about.

>>7088003
stop being a cuck.

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>tfw my president have plans that would make my qt gf's visit difficult.

Fuck this hell hole. I knew I should have moved out ages ago. Now not even my animu and mango could distract me from all this bullshit. God damn it.

>>7090123
Flip?

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All I want is a cuddle/heavy petting/make-out buddy that isn't bi or trans. I'm too shy with women to actually pursue this. :(

Someone said I was a terf today because I don't like dick.

I didn't even say I only like women because I'm attracted to cis girls and ftms no matter how feminine or masculine but I only like pussy.

When did it become a crime to have preferences?

>>7090538
was the person who question you a trans person or a cis woman who called you a terf?

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>>7090538
Not that poster, but I've never gotten grief for pussy-preference from trannies IRL. I've only ever gotten grief from het cis women and "queer" cis women for "not treating trans-women as equals."

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>>7090612
>>7090538

Im trans and saw this whilst scrolling and id just like 2 mention that any mtf who tries to pressure people into playing with their penis is probably a fetishist.

Most actual mtfs can hardly enjoy their sexuality, because of obvious reasons, even just being erect made me want to cry.

It's a damn shame that we can't talk about this aspect of transgenderism because chasers pretending to be trannies want to talk about how cute ''girldick'' is

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I've started telling men, "Aww, I like you too, you're like a son to me!" and the reactions are solid gold.

I've also started saying "if you and I were the last two people on earth, I'd start fucking the dead chicks", but I can't use that one as much.

>>7090980
>son
How old are you?

>>7090856
You've been replaced by femboys. You're now an obsolete creature tbhfam.

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Wife just told me that she's pregnant, we're gonna be parents by summer apparently.

Hopefully this won't screw us up. All the friends that I have, that have kids, are single now.

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>>7090980
>"if you and I were the last two people on earth, I'd start fucking the dead chicks"
I am so stealing this

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So i'm going to a pride parade for the first time in a few weeks. How do y'all normally dress for pride? Over the top costumes aren't really my style but my friend that's going with me says I should at least wear a funny shirt like pic related. Yeah or nah?

>>7091671
I go as I am every day, the point of a pride is being accepted as your true self, I feel like that point is lost if you flash some elaborate getup when you don't actually use that under normal circumstances.

So a pretty dress usually. I don't think I've ever gone to pride with my legs covered :p

>>7090123
hello my brethren.
suicide when?

>>7090538
Ask them back why are THEY a LERF.

>>7091653
Congratulations! I don't have kids and I've never really been in a serious grown-up relationship, but as someone with parents and relatives and shit, the best thing you can do for you and your kids is to make sure you make time for each other. I've seen so many of my peers and relatives relationships fail and their kids turn into absolute assholes because once the baby came along their lives revolved exclusively around them. Hope all goes well!

>>7092148
Thanks, I hope so too!

I'm planning ot be a firm parent, that sounds softer than "strict" :p

>>7092412
Clear boundaries you stick to, lots of hugs. Worked pretty well on me.

>>7092813
>>7092813
>>7092813
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