Smooching edition
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Previous thread >>7016387
oh good
a non-disgusting one
everytime i try to do something with my hair it just looks like a man with fucked up hair..
what am i going to DOOOOO
>>7017350
o-oh gosh
all those smooches
>>7017362
I'd say go to a salon
but that didn't do that much for me
it's better now tho
Are the Japaneses insane or years ahead of us?
Why am I watching social eating ont witch at 2:30 am?
https://www.
twitch.
tv/miao11255
>>7017365
yeah i know
but there's only so much they can do
i mostly mess around with just styling it in random positions
like giving myself faux bangs or something
it's just agonizing to see how silly i look in anything deemed female
the plan is to get my hair straightened at a salon, i'm certain that will help because right now it's kinda wild
>>7017369
worth a shot ^^
>>7017366
It was south korea that popularized it not japan.
Please make it stop..
please make it stop..
>>7017372
Watch this stream with me Elanna. It will make the pain WORSE.
>>7017366
please make it stop..
if u were trapped on an island with me would u consider sustaining flesh wounds defending me from a large, spoky crab to defend me from the crab and save my life? [at this point i've been bothering u for weeks cuz i forgot my tweezers at home] and the crab isnt edible lol
please make it go..
if u were trapped on an island with me would u consider sustaining flesh wounds defending me from a large, spoky crab to defend me from the crab and save my life? [at this point i've been bothering u for weeks cuz i forgot my tweezers at home] and the crab isnt edible lol
>>7017380
you have to let it go
>tfw too far away from my bf to smooch him
>>7017382
I cant..
>HRT
>sex gets different, suddenly start getting wet and feeling different kinds of arousal
>wetness smells like girlfriend's vagina, she co firms
>fast forward 2 years
>still smell like vag down there
>go for a nighttime walk
>get home
>a little wet because we made out during the walk and she touched my boobs and all that good stuff
>smells kind of like onions
What the fuck happened? It smelled like vagina earlier today. I don't smell like a man down there, not like pre cum or semen or man smell or any of that. Just like a musky onion smell. Do I have an infection? I'm very hygienic and clean my whole body thoroughly. What's wrong with me?
>>7017375
Won't load, is it just a cis gril?
>>7017383
>tfw far from her and really need a hug from her
>>7017386
No its a bunch of Japanese? peeps streaming themselves hanging out and eating and having fun times for some reason.
>>7017383
>tfw no bf to smooch at all
>>7017385
it mixed with sweat
>>7017383
I feel you on this one
>>7017388
Oh. Ok well that's just odd. At any rate, I should just go to sleep, staying up isnt making me feel any better, and it's not going to make me any less lonely or any less dysphoric. Why did I have to be born this way..
..................
........
How do I make my bf last longer?
;_;
>tfw no bf to cuddle and kiss
>>7017399
jalapeño in his butt when he's about to cum
>>7017377
yes
>>7017393
Okay, I can deal with that. I was scared my hormones weren't working and I was devolving into a man.
>>7017398
Yeah thats probably a better idea.
Why did any of us have to be born this way..
>>7017401
>Tfw bf to rape and abuse you
>>7017399
stop being so good looking..
>>7017406
Birdy is mine lol
>>7017406
why would you want that
>>7017412
nah, ohio.
>I once shoved a bar of soap up my butt. It hurt like hell.
just
why
What a shame.
>>7017412
Nope, to pic related imo
>>7017415
i don't know i thought it was a good idea at the moment
nobody will watch my social eating streams, people only watch cute people eating, I'm a obese pig
>>7017417
Fucking Trudeau
>>7017424
don't tempt me
(ahuehuehue)
>>7017425
Tempt you?
>>7017422
Bullying yourself again? Silly.
>>7017427
f-fu...you know..um...s-sleeping with trudeau
>>7017416
a shame indeed
you're not something that should be tossed away like that
How do I get the captcha to stop being retarded
>>7017429
>sleeping with Trudeau
Just why?
>>7017433
he's kind of handsome....r-right?
I missed the college bus and now i have to take public bus :(
If a guy has slept with guys would you be cool if he wanted to sleep with you?
>>7017411
You can keep him, i lost interest.
>>7017412
I'm in the most canada-like state.
>>7017414
I don't.
>>7017434
>>7017436
He'd probably prefer to watch you fuck Tyrone instead
>>7017440
Good good. He was never going to give up the D
>>7017439
Why does it matter? If we use condoms its all good.
>>7017440
chara can I have one of your ovaries
you don't need two
>>7017411
until he transitions anyway
>>7017440
chara can i have you face
you don't need one
>>7017443
:/ condoms really really suck
Anyway you wouldn't have a problem with it? What if he'd also had a girl?
>>7017446
This meme is older than time itself. We've already been over the fact that I'll still love him if he becomes a grill
>>7017450
all I meant was he will be your bf but then she will be your gf
>>7017435
It LITERALLY can't be older than time
Are you retarded
>>7017455
What
>>7017442
Degenerate.
>>7017444
I rather keep myself intact.
>>7017447
Why would i do that its my most hamster-like feature.
>>7017460
chara i want to be a girl i can't be a girl without ovaries
>>7017461
>wanting to be disgusting roastie
Dick girls are top tier, famalam
>>7017466
but them im not a real girl im just a gross tranny
mtfg would you date a guy who has curly hair like pic related?
>>7017472
Troye Sivan is a cutie. Yes I would
>>7017472
why would you date a guy
why are people so bad at making timelines
there's one where they just started covering up their chin fucking lmao
>>7017472
probably
i don't really have like.. any strandards though
>>7017463
so when are you going to force fem birdy?
.. Stupid brain, the next line was going to be
>after he gets you pregnant?
and it took me a few seconds to realise
>>7017476
THANK you
>>7017477
Post
>>7017476
hah
its funny because she's a whore
>>7017482
no it's funny because men are poor choices for mates go die pls
I bought a baguette and energy drink
>>7017481
they made really good progress imo
but why have tons of filters and hide your face
https://www.reddit.com/r/transtimelines/comments/55l5eo/thought_id_show_my_progress_so_far/
i wish i was a dragon
>>7017484
am i a good choice?
>>7017484
>unironically being a jewess feminist lesbian
>>7017474
troye looks 12, i'm concerned
>>7017476
because they're tall and smell good and have dicks
>>7017477
lmao WELL THEN
can someone give me more info about finasteride
how long after i start HRT do i need to take it
>>7017488
you are going to have to settle for becoming a girl
>>7017499
all you have to do is to put ground up cypro and estrofem in her food :^)
>>7017501
Projecting lol.
>>7017509
>hey now, I like dick
>I just don't like dating men
so you're a chaser?
>>7017510
Quite literally
I want to succ.
>>7017514
spice covers all!
>>7017509
I don't have a dick though. ;-; rip
>>7017514
sub life is best life.
>>7017525
it's ok i have T injections for your clitoris
>>7017528
oh gosh.
>>7017521
>force femming is gross
only if you do it for a fetish, you are disgusted by it so you have free reign to force fem birdy
>>7017531
are you ready for true pain play? ;3
>>7017525
Represent homie
>>7017537
wait what? you think girls should be lesbian because men will cheat on them also?
>>7017540
I'm going to offend a lot of very nice people here and I'm sorry for that but
Butt..
Cis girls can have babies
And like.
That's really why a relationship is idk.
Like, it takes a woman to take care of a child but a man to raise one.
How am I supposed to respond nicely when someone calls me cute and treats me nicely
I'm not used to it and i get so embarrassed
what do I do
>>7017546
Remain silent
>>7017546
"Lol haha thanks ~"
"Um yea I like ______ too!"
"Dawww ur always so nice to mee lol"
"I'm going to eat ur children while you sleep"
>>7017545
so what you're saying is girls who are sterile for any reason, including cis girls, should just settle for girls even if that's not their orientation?
also
>That's really why a relationship is idk.
LOL
>>7017546
I don't know and I doubt I ever will
holy shit i think i'm ending the day on a good note
hell for a brief moment everything felt like it was gonna work out
hope you girls have a good day/night
>>7017546
blush and squeak out a "teehee"
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
>>7017559
>>7017561
No I'm not
>>7017561
Daaaamn. I forgot how much I love coffee... :3
>>7017546
don't use beanboy's insanely autistic ideas, use my somewhat autistic ideas
cute: "heh... thanks" [somewhat bashfully]
"aww, thank you!"
"thank you, you do too!" [only if you actually think they're cute obviously]
"do you really think so? [don't wait for an answer] thanks."
does favor [make sure you sound sincere and not monotone when saying these or it'll come off rude]: "thank you so much!"
"you didn't have to do that, thank you!"
"this is so nice of you!"
"i really appreciate you doing this for me"
just do variations on these and they should last a while
Ok im dom now ok so let me dom you.
>>7017572
Ah Bun-bun anon!
Today is a good day.
I mean... I still have yesterday's problems... Low on mones, no income or savings to get more... But I got free coffee! And that makes today a good day!
I'm always surprised how unpopulated this place is. Are we really so rare? I imagine like one office complex and one residential neighborhood and every single high-school has at least 1 Trans kids per class. Like how come not more of those girls or guys end up on 4chan? Is the internet really so foreign to the world?
I imagine we should have like a plethora hundred thousand here, you know?
I gotta move on from 4chan lmao.
>implying
>>7017575
You will find a way, worst case I sell on of my kidneys to get you back on lady pills.
>>7017572
Why do you lie?
>>7017574
>Let me dom you
You're doing it wrong, a chara. You take what you want. You're dom now, no-one challenges you!
>>7017574
ok, do it
>>7017580
Ok ok i will try again.
Sirona you are mine now ok?
>>7017583
Ok you are mine now ok?
>>7017577
I'm not complaining, but I'm only here because I don't know any website other.
>>7017584
hmmm
no!
>>7017584
Not okay.
Still doing it wrong. You can't give me a choice, and you have to make me understand that if I resist, I'll be punished!
>>7017587
Proofs?
>>7017587
No i am dom sorry, you are my slave now ok?
>>7017588
>>7017589
Ok i will make you rape your family members and then i will kill them all unless you are mine ok?
>>7017591
but that's not domming silly, domming is an art of mental and physical domination, not coercion with weapons
now what
>>7017592
???? im not slave ???? hello?
>>7017591
Pls
I despise my family. And you're still giving me a choice.
No question marks, just threats of harm. Should I give an example?
>>7017593
BUT FEAR
>>7017596
but what if i just went like
no, you are not allowed to do that, bad girl
>>7017595
Ok i will kill you unless you are mine ok.
>>7017604
I will slaughter you like a pig
>>7017607
You're really autistic, right?
>>7017607
WHY ARE YOU CENSORING THE WORD FUCK.
you're fucking killin' me little nigga.
>>7017609
Violently so
>>7017610
I-its h-how c-cholos d-do it!!
>>7017546
Suck their weiner.
>>7017609
I think they're very young.
>>7017618
There's a difference between unironically and teasinly you know...
Back on the go, coffee break over
>>7017618
Shhhhh, petting Chara.
>>7017618
wtf
__v
__c
__c
>>7017613
What the fuck is a cholo lmao.
>>7017618
This really doesn't seem like a place for you.
>>7017620
No excuse for talking like a 12 year old lol.
>>7017618
Hey have you seen my tripcode?
>>7017592
Not it doesn't ;_;
>>7017626
...
>>7017631
Hi other person who talks like that.
>>7017630
Yes it does, accept your place as the cute waifu you are.
79 days until Christmas
>>7017440
Well if he is raping and abusing you, send him to prison.
>>7017635
This
>>7017632
talks like what
>chara tries to dom me in private
>i ask for orders and she breaks down
>>7017641
Pookie at least has the excuse of being a young teenage girl.
>>7017642
I DID NOT BREAK DOWN
>>7017643
If only you knew how funny this was to me.
>>7017633
Stop bullying me
>>7017644
what's funny ;~;
>>7017649
;_;
>>7017652
okiedokie
>>7017635
Well, if he went to prison who would take care of her? You don't expect an autist to be self sufficient, do you?
>>7017659
Well I'm an autist, and if my family dropped dead, I could reasonably sustain myself... although I'm not sure if I could afford working and going to uni at the same time...
>>7017662
Huh, I guess she's just pathetic then, it isn't just the autism.
>>7017641
Cholo:
A Cholo is a latino gangster (aka Vato Loco). Some Cholos may get their clothes from Dickies that are 2 sizes larger than what they would normally wear while buttoning only the top button. Cholos may invest in lowrider brand clothing and wear plaid flannel jackets during the winter. Shirt /bandana colors may vary depending on the Cholo’s gang. Cholos may wear shoes like Lugz or Cortezes with a wide variety of colors to go with the clothes. Cholos never back down from anyone who disrespects them and always keep their chin up as they stare everyone down. They usually never move out of the way for anybody while walking, unless it’s a lady or one of their homies.
Cholos usually talk a lot of Spanglish; mixing Spanish & English words in sentences. They may say a few words in Spanish and then a few words in English and vice versa. They might also say words like “Vato,” “Foo,” or “Ese” when finishing a sentence.
>>7017665
Jesus fucking christ just stop lol.
>>7017665
Oh boy I'm filtering this.
>>7017668
I took it out of urban dictionary........
>>7017674
Why the fuck are you even here? This is not the right place for you.
who /death drive/ here?
I need a lobotomy, over-intellectualism is a curse
overwatch is so fun btw
>>7017680
I don't adopt a trip ever.
>>7017682
so when are you starting hormones, again?
>>7017684
what are you talking about?
Seriously if I'm shitting up the general I'll leave I just like it here
>>7017685
Im talking about you starting hormones, surely you've talked to a therapist by now?
>tfw
>>7017686
Chara's just a cunt, surely shell get banned again soon. Please, stay.
>>7017689
are you confusing me with someone else or just trying to be a dick?
>>7017690
never understood cutting
if you want t fuck up your body and get a rush, just take drugs
>>7017692
>Hangs out in tranny general
>Wants to be dominated
>Chaser
So, when are you gonna start hormones hun?
>>7017665
Holy shit dude, you're fucking killing me man.
Why are you even here?
>>7017682
It's pretty fun.
>>7017691
Hi moapy.
>>7017696
Are you literally retarded or incredibly new?
>>7017692
lmfao they think you're nim
>>7017696
lolwhat.
how new are you
>>7017695
its not for a rush for a lot of people
its a nice distraction from mental problems
>>7017698
So like when you're 35ish? Its k, I get it, some of us have to wait for the bell to ring.
>>7017350
>tfw did this with the last guy I slept with
>>7017704
i mean, i realize you're trolling now, but like, basically everyone here is at least somewhat familiar with me because i impose my presence so frequently
how are you expecting to get anyone with this?
>>7017699
So, it's just the four of us then.
>>7017703
so is being completely monged out on dissociatives
god I miss doing mxe, that was godly stuff that made the world a nicer place to be
>>7017707
I'm domming you tonight.
>>7017707
Holy shit, talk about being defensive. I was just trying to be supportive of your inevitable transition.
>>7017716
Quid has been transitioning for a while now though
>>7017695
never understood drugs
if you want to fuck up your body and get a rush, just self cut
>>7017717
Oh.
Oh dear.
I guess Ill just leave then.
>>7017720
omg were you actually not trolling?
it's okay i'm not offended don't leave!
>>7017713
sounds good bby ;3 let's do it
>>7017720
wow you are new
>>7017719
hmmm yeah, drugs are bad
*takes female hormone pill*
>>7017722
I just assumed you were a chaser from the way you talked to other trips, sorry about that.
>>7017724
Not as new as you.
>>7017727
it's ok i have borderline personality disorder and i try not to be a cunt but it's hard to not be like super flirty and shit and generally attention seeking
>>7017727
that is to say, totally understandable because i definitely come off that way
>>7017726
cuz medically prescribed pills are totally the same than shady streets drugs
>>7017732
Too late for that :(
just about time to ball up the dough
i just bought overwatch, you see
>>7017729
That seems unlikely if you don't even know who quid is.
>>7017732
lolwhat.
>>7017732
disgusting behavior.
>>7017732
Question for you
If you make fun of shakira for height since she's 6" taller than you, why don't you make fun of Korra for being the same height?
Is it because Korra is your friend?
>>7017732
does mtfg sleep?
>>7017738
You're some underage mexican kid that should be on /r9k/.
>>7017740
i hate it when this general is dead
it's always during EU hours
eu trannies ww@??
>>7017690
my thighs are FUCT UP
>>7017739
Edie is just jealous
>>7017736
Well, if you were newer than me wouldn't quids time here seem longer relatively to you? Perhaps I'm asking for too much critical thought on your part.
>>7017744
I just hate it when Edie is such a hypocrite
>>7017741
youre some autistic twink who needs to get a job
>>7017735
i'll pray for you
>>7017736
>>7017737
>>7017740
go2bed!!!!!
>>7017739
i never made fun of shakira for being 6" taller than me.
someone told me that she had a bigger ass than me and i told them that she should seeing as she's a much larger person in general.
what i made fun of was her life and attitude.
>>7017746
>I just hate Edie all the time
>>7017738
i am trans, you dingdong
frequently, chasers are repressed trans girls
it is a popular thing to tease chasers about this and ask when they are starting transition
anon thought i was a chaser, and thus she made the joke
anyway when are you starting hormones?
>>7017748
>>7017732
You can end this, you know.
>>7017751
actually, not a joke, a hard truth
all chasers should be injected with AAs and E in their sleep for their own good Tbh
>>7017548
I did that a few times...
>>7017559
I kinda did that but not teehee more like hehehe. I did blush tho I blush so easily
>>7017568
t-thanks for actually giving proper advice. I'll have to try to respond a bit more naturally with something like this some times
>>7017607
>Also smile a lot
that happens already I don't have control of that
>>7017747
Hi moap.
>>7017748
But i basically just woke up nigga.
>>7017744
>>7017746
>>7017750
>>7017753
>>7017755
omg thanks! i tried to make it as true to life as possible i was worried it would just come off silly, i hope it helps ^^
>>7017746
Shakira is cool and fun to hang with irl
>>7017748
Oh my god you have no idea how much like fucking bullshit there. Is in this coty edie. Fucking wtf
>>7017756
who?
>>7017759
why are you so autistic lol
>>7017757
Lol, Charas way more popular than you now, sorry.
>>7017748
Edie pls
Yes you did
It's in the archive
Stop being a hypocrite
>>7017734
exactly
edie i think its time to caln down with a nice chaturbate session
>>7017761
She doesn't look that bad... She used to point to white examples sometimes so like I got her to point to black examples.. Also my thought process isn't coherent at this moment.
>>7017756
isn't it like 4 am for you lol
>>7017762
as a black celebrity i take full responsibility for these demonic actions and apologize profusely
>>7017765
ya'll really are autistic lol
>>7017766
i know it is, i just posted the screenshot of what i said from the archive.
>>7017765
wait how is chara related to this
>>7017762
150 characters
>>7017771
She has nothing to wake up for, she's a dependent autist neet, like you except without the sex work
>>7017773
chara i like u
>>7017765
>>7017772
yeah wtf leave me out of this lmao
>>7017777
nice one
>>7017772
quid i like u
>>7017779
thanks
>>7017780
omg ^^ ty i like u too
>>7017772
pic implied she was the center of attention, but she aint anymore, chara is.
>>7017771
>as a black celebrity i take full responsibility for these demonic actions and apologize profusely
you behave like one
>>7017785
Rightfully so, to the prettiest trip goes the spoils.
>>7017775
MICHIGAN WAHHH.
>>7017777
i like me the correct amount.
>>7017781
Debatable.
>>7017785
i mean she kind of is regardless of any silly rankings
i'm the center of attention sometimes when anons start going wild on me and i'm like one of the least popular trips here lol
>>7017774
If you're reading this, you should be ashamed of yourself, you should be sleeping, go to bed I say.
99 characters
>>7017789
how much do u like urself i like u a lot!
>>7017776
All of her friends are.
My friend's cis gf went to some of their Facebook profiles and started baiting them. 9/10 times they used the same insults such as "you look like a man," "you're ugly," or "Your bf looks more like a female than you."
Clearly the thread is extra retarded today. Im gonna go do stuff. It doesn't really matter what.
tfw edie said she was going to leave but she came back
>>7017795
sorry anon
>>7017785
the pic wasn't serious. again, ya'll are really autistic lol
>>7017787
i someday hope to aspire to the level of our local 50 cent, shakira
>>7017789
WTF I THOUGHT YOU WERE WEST COAST
how is michigan?! i mean besides the guy who is kinda shitty
>>7017796
she's the one who said she looked like 50 cent in the first place lol
she knows how ugly she is and so do the rest of us, it's fine, you can stop pretending
>>7017797
I can't see her getting the same attention on tumblr or facebook as she does here
we're stuck with her
>>7017797
this has only happened like eighty times before
>>7017786
Edie anyone you hate you think is ugly.
>>7017801
>ya'll are really autistic lol
you're on 4chan
I need cuddles and kisses
NOW!
>>7017801
Thats what I thought, you fucking clown looking man.
>>7017804
i don't hate shakira. she just attacks me all of the time so i retaliate because it's fun and easy.
>>7017805
i don't really know lauren idk. she seems nice.
>>7017806
a tru statement
>>7017807
>mfw
>>7017801
Low self esteem lmao. Her features are quite nice
>>7017805
I <3 Lauren :3
>>7017808
*slap*
QUIET
>>7017810
I don't get why you attack people.
What does Angie have to do with you?
I hope that all the florida ppl here are safe and will be okay
>>7017792
The correct amount.
>>7017801
IM MIDWEST.
It's alright, i like around this time. The weather gets nice and chilly which is my preferred type of weather really. Quite a few interesting stuff to do not that i do them.
>>7017805
Lauren pls.
>>7017810
She "tries" to attack everyone. I emphasize try.
>>7017813
;~;
>>7017816
'-'/
>>7017810
Edie you make fun of ugly people.
You get chummy with people and then when they fight against you, you call them ugly.
You've done this over and over and over.
>>7017815
The fact that I consider Chara to be prettier than Edie is a preference. That aside, its just a fact that Chara is the center of the threads now when shes on, isn't it?
Objectively, isn't it probably because most people consider her the prettiest?
I HATE MTFG
>>7017823
I think so. I believe it was taken three years ago or something
>>7017827
Don't forget, you're here forever.
>>7017751
I'm thinking about roiding buf that's retarded except it kinda isn't and this one gal said they'll only make my organs bigger and make it so I can't cum but i think she was being facetious and whatever also I'm not a chaser exactly I mean I think I'm gay because some days I really really prefer a twink or femboy i was watching a SC tourney the other day and saw this skinny cute Asian kid and like imagined what it would be like to have him before his game I mean like really really give if to him and make him think of me while he was sitting down and slow down and whisper into his ear how I think he's gonna be great during the tournament and how I believe in him and i mean I've fucked some men like I mean what you would call a grown ass man but at the same time I've really only ever felt feelings for like this one cis
Oh you meant female hormones
Oh ur being facetious aswell
Oh.
I see.
>>7017808
s-same `~`
>>7017824
i was never chummy with shakira. literally the first day she showed up in the threads i went off on her because she made a tier list for no reason.
then i think we talked once on discord and she had a really deep manly voice and she was really shy and she kept stuttering and acting awkward which made me giggle and she thought i was laughing at her voice alone and then we were especially not friends.
the only "chummy" thing shakira and i ever shared was her constantly asking me how to achieve my lifestyle because she was poor and ugly lol
>>7017827
delete my number
>>7017828
i don't think it is
>>7017825
why do we need to make this some mean baity competition? cant tell if negging dude or hon
ufufu cuter anyway
>>7017827
Hi Friend ^^
>>7017823
With quid so probably not going to stay here.
>>7017841
hi carol!!!
are u at school
Who the fuck is this and why do I want it..
>>7017823
I said bad. Shakira kept hyping up how bad they looked, and they look really pretty when smiling.
>>7017835
Well that explains a bit. Also autism lol
http://www.strawpoll.me/11374011
http://www.strawpoll.me/11374011
http://www.strawpoll.me/11374011
http://www.strawpoll.me/11374011
http://www.strawpoll.me/11374011
http://www.strawpoll.me/11374011
>>7017840
Dude ufufu looks like shit, the only reason hons idolize her is because shes pretty enough to pass but not pretty enough to intimidate them, like Edie. Seriously, Ufufu isnt even close to top tier. /MTFG/ top three would be
1. Chara
2. Edie
3. Sophie
And then like a million miles down we'd get to Ufufu.
>>7017848
kuroneko #1 srry!!!!
>>7017839
idr, she posted a list talking about who did and didn't pass for no reason lmaaao
then she told amy that she had no right to be suicidal because she passed and said everyone here was a fuck who shouldn't be depressed or have mental issues. she's cray.
>>7017843
d'aw that'd be qt. making pizza wit quid day and night. WHAT A WORLD OF POSSIBILITIES DESU
>>7017846
>they
you can't even call shakira a girl lol
>>7017848
much autism
>>7017848
But im not even a tranny.
>>7017824
yeah, last i checked, shakira called edie a whore, "crusty" as a result, etc.
edie just insults people back, that's literally all she does thats diff from other frequent niceposters who r like the few reasons anyone sticks around at all--like aside from drama, but the drama here is so low quality and depressogenic
>ywn be this kawaii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIqZ0o3on1s
>>7017856
Hi Carol
How are you today?
>>7017852
Oh, so why are you a neet then?
>>7017856
Hi
Come be my lumbar support. My back is sore this morning
I knew it, I just new it by all the bullshit you post. All you do is spam that fucking cartoon hamster pic over and over again and post asinine shit such as "hugg nim" or "pook pook pookie". Look at this shit >>6998900 what the fuck is this? It's not even fucking words, it's not even a fucking emoticon, it's like some fucking mongoloid just bashed his keyboard. And look who predictably started it >>6998886 You and pookie are more cancerous than a stage V brain tumour.
>>7017853
Edie insults people without being provoked. Just look at how she threatened to dox Faye, her gf and family
>>7017848
Did they lose weight yet?
>>7017851
They thought they was on /toy/
>>7017863
>provoking Edie
>>7017862
wtf
>>7017848
ay yai. u r an autist. we're twins.
i was being deliberately hypocritical, i didnt actually want an isolated chaser or hon's tier list. as i always brag, i successfully tried to eat ufufu's face once. i have a cellphone photo of her on her back. i'v accomplished something in my life. you are nothing
>>7017865
>>7017851
-provokes-
>>7017866
ikr
>>7017862
What even is this post.
>>7017848
wtf
i leave to actually ball dough for ONE SECOND
i changed my mind anon stop now forever
>>7017853
literally this. she insults me all of the time and then ppl get all butthurt when i insult her back. like i'm sorry but if you can't take it then don't dish it out lol
>>7017854
prob
>>7017856
sorry but i stopped liking you the moment you called me a bitch because of people gossiping about me. i really detest people like you.
>>7017858
L M A O
we are a lil chummy these days
>>7017863
i told faye that because she threatened my job and told me she was going to post my phone number and kik and snap all over the place to try to "ruin my business" lmao
>>7017864
w-what
>>7017851
Yeah i just ignore shakira now-a-days.
Yes super cute, i want so much fucking pizza that i die.
>>7017860
I'm just at home girlfriend.
PS FRIENDPALS I NEED MORE MUSIC FOR MY COLLECTIONS.
>>7017835
I wouldn't make fun of her voice when you sound like a gay man
>>7017869
>>6933463
Fucking hell pookie is so fucking annoying, all she does is shitpost the most inane bullshit
>>7017865
Vlaq post cute boy pics
>>7017869
\
>>7017853
>>7017872
I should talk with her about this
>>7017863
uh i was around for that lol. everyone was around for that. i'd say nice bait but like i mean, like no, it's dumb. everyone knows that isn't what happened
>>7017876
am i fucking annoying too
>>7017872
Lol
That is far from ruined honey
I could post your stuff but I'm not a cunt unlike you
>>7017873
So like why don't you leave the house and get a job to help pay the bills?
>>7017880
Yeah it was
Quit sucking up to Edie, bro
>>7017877
I'm pretty happy tonite so its pretty good
In a good mood and all that haha
>>7017872
Its really weird.
I still refer to you as my nemesis to the wifey.
"You know, Edie, my 4chan nemisis? She told me to try this shit out. Do you own any of that... "
>"its like $70 babe"
"That fucking bitch. I fucking hate her. Alright.... Let me know when I can test it at the store"
Its really weird.
like fml
>>7017870
Well who do you think should be #1 then?
>>7017889
wtf
u talk to ur wife abt mtfg ???????
gag
>>7017873
she is too autismo for me, idk why ppl seem to care so much about the drama lol
when are you going to make the move towards quid and away from moneybags tho?
>>7017875
i didn't make fun of her voice. i just laughed because of how awkward she was. it was funny in a cute/newish kind of way.
but she was so paranoid that she thought i was just laughing at her because of how she sounds rather than how she acted and here we are.
a lot of ya'll are paranoid like that lol
>>7017879
there's no point really. she insults me at every opportunity she has and i respond back like 25% of the time, it's not a bad system
>>7017882
i didn't say it was, that was what faye said. so i posted in response the photo faye herself posted showing her girlfriends name and email.
that's not doxing either, btw. then when she continued to attack me for reposting an image she let loose into the threads i retaliated.
if you would all stop attacking me i'd stop attacking you back, it's pretty simple
>>7017889
LMAOOOOOOO
WHAT WAS 70$?! THE BLUSH!??!!?
I dont wanna be seen right now, but i gotta go to class ._.
>>7017891
no, you didn't. i called you an idiot later on because of what you said. i read it a few hours later because i'm autistic and ctrl + f and then lost all respect for you.
so again, fuck off. people who make reservations about others based on gossip or because they're intimidated are weak and pathetic.
i've filtered you a few times now but you change your trip all of the time, i'll get this one too i guess lmao
>>7017885
What would be the point? He makes a lot of money already its more than enough to pay for everything and live in mild luxury.
It's not like i don't go out sometimes for fun.
>>7017893
I'm still working on it, it's something i'm not going to talk about here though.
>>7017886
i'm not tho. she's just nice and posts. replies to a lot of ppl who would otherwise feel ignored, a lot like elanna. she's legit nice and contributes a lot to the slight remainder of what keeps this place from being a total hellhole
you could probably do it, but it's work, being a nice person is something you have to consciously when you could just lazily flame ppl as an anon like everyone else. that's why ppl ask u to stop shitting on ppl. it's selfish. there are people we benefit from, and people who are completely useless
>>7017879
Umm
I Dont have any of those?
Boys are weird
>>7017877
Hii cahroool!
>>7017876
I can't even
>>7017892
About makeup & products? I mean she does work part time at ulta?
>>7017893
No, I think that foundation.
>>7017833
cuddle me then
>>7017895
why are you so defensive? grow the fuck up and go outside and stop feeding the trolls. youre why /mtfg/ is bad
>>7017896
I only have my infinity scarf
Nep has a cute brain
>>7017895
Kek
K
See ya
I don't really care if you filter me.
(Also you could just filter by name instead of trip since I use the same name...)
>>7017873
Harley Poe Satan Sex and No Regrets
Toh Kay Streetlight Melodies
Ramshackle Glory Live the Dream
>>7017907
o idk jobs suck
I hate jobs ;(
>>7017896
well i'm like a giggling idiot. i literally laugh at nothing all day long, so idk
it just proved to me that there was no kind of friendship that could be cultivated. she JUST went off on pookie the other day for no reason too.
she's just not someone i like or would like even without the insults she throws at me all of the time.
>>7017897
oh okie. well, still, i am rooting for you both bb. quid is a nice gal with a soul as bright as the tomato sauce she prob uses in her delicious pizzas yknow
>>7017899
theeeee glossier skin tint? that's like 20 something dollars!
>>7017897
You must have some severe depression if you're content to just suck dick and do nothing with your life.
>>7017911
I want a job
its the nutshack
>>7017907
Normal healthy people are not content to simply drain their loved ones and contribute nothing
>>7017899
Hows you?
Also, whats your opinion on me? Am I a shit poster or somewhat decent?
>>7017903
Well, I certainly think so. She's weird and asexual with these first 4-5 months hrt tho. So, even more adorable b/c I get clingy warm cuddles all the time.
>>7017907
You're a little turned on but also your brain says "wait, she's CIs... Blasphemy"
>>7017912
What? No? I can't even remember now. Maybe it was like lancome something or other
>>7017893
>don't attack me
>Makes fun of people who didn't do well in surgery
I always enjoy reading the mtfg drama while travelling home.
>>7017921
I'm fine with working desu, not like I've got anything else to do anyways. Too bad no one wants to hire an 18 yo Aussie.
>>7017919
You're really sweet. Like one of the veeery few people I feel like I can't be mean to or shitpost with on here b/c I Dont want to hurt your feelings or something or other.
Call it empathy but idk what that feels like.
>>7017916
Start rn build a resume, lie if you have to.
Apply apply apply
When you get the interview act like uoi have a big dick and like they NEED you in there company.
Be very professional and even a little bullshitty because it's easier to pretend everyone is ur buddy pal in a work environment than to not.
Apply some more
>>7017921
#reverseracism #prayersforcrackers
>>7017922
ooooooooooh, hm. maybe. lol
i'm just surprised cause i don't even wear foundations that expensive. usually. actually nevermind the koh gen do one i have is like that much lol
BUT that glossier skin tint would be perf for you and is super light coverage, natural, blendable, buildable if you want
>>7017924
i'll make fun of anything if the person is shitty desu
>>7017929
But current wife is still in office?
>>7017918
u'r an idiot
i kinda feel like shit today. I have no motivation to do anything. I tried voice training earlier but i just got mad and gave up for the day
>>7017911
Wouldn't know.
>>7017912
Thanks, yeah she's really nice.
>>7017915
I actually enjoy painting a lot, as-well as other forms of artistic things.
>>7017918
Well im not really normal i have aspd. But regardless of that, i do all the house work and cooking and cleaning.
>>7017922
But im cis.
>>7017932
I can understand your attack on Angie but why Raiden?
>>7017921
Shakira is kinda being a dick to everyone.
Ignore her, you're a good poster =)
>>7017912
London is a harsh town. I despise the chavs and aggressive behaviour display in many areas.
post quid pics
>Tfw wondering why Shakira is being mean
you know what I miss?
the
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck
posts
why did this stop happening?
is it because most people here are too new to know about that?
I miss it :((
>>7017911
Helps if you have co workers to chat with
>>7017939
when leelah alcorn killed herself, raiden abused the media coverage and the one time they talked to be featured in a magazine and to promote her youtube channel.
she exploited leelah's suicide to go to her funeral, do hair flips, and pretend she gave a fuck to get videos and pictures taken of herself.
then with the money she made from getting more popular on youtube along with some other money she made, she got FFS.
and then dr zukowski fucked all of her shit up. it's karma, really.
>>7017948
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck
>>7017946
what about a new fresh quid pic
Morning girls ^~^
>>7017948
I AM OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW ABOUT THAT!!
And I ask myself the same last weekend. Tfw connected brains
>>7017953
How about that fresh new chara pic.
You know which one. ;)
>>7017951
Where is the gif :(
>>7017957
Morning.
Is that woman Latino?
>>7017957
helo
>>7017816
Sheen i took this out for you since Tuesday night.
>>7017957
It is morning... Yes.
>>7017962
Im on mobile :(
>>7017947
Idk the context
hatred is always subjectively justified though. Its the most honest and maybe most powerful feeling as well.
>>7017967
oh, it probably does a better job than me
>>7017950
I feel like I've heard about this before
>>7017950
maybe she wanted him to go big on the changes like we see how people over do boob jobs
>>7017972
Shakira attacked Edie, then Pookiee, then Maeve, then like everyone else
>>7017964
Looks middle Eastern
>>7017977
Probably bitterness... I hope she can see herself some day..
>>7017952
well you don't haveee to wear makeup or anythin either so it's okie. if you really want electro tho then you should do it :o
>>7017959
sry it honestly makes me mad lol
>>7017974
she might have admitted it publicly, but privately in our facebook groups i went off on her for it.
she acknowledged everything i said and tried being like 'i was being over the top and i shouldn't have' and tried apologizing but fuck that.
what she did was honestly disgusting and i'm glad that she looks like frankenstein now. she deserved it.
>>7017975
i guess so, it's not like she was awful beforehand. you should see what he did to her hairline tho lol
half of her face is lopsided and she's had partial paralysis. i love it. in that moment i knew god was real.
>>7017967
>nourishing sheen spray
>provides natural, healthy sheen, to dry,thirsty hair
Are you thirsty sheen?
>>7017980
It sucks =(
Maeve and Pookiee are rlly nice, they shouldn't get attacked by ppl
anyways ima go watch the gilmore girls and try to sleep, who knows if i will ever sleep again idk. pce out~~
She comin through
She comin through
She suckin dick
She suckin dick
She suck my dick so good
I like god damn
You dirty bitch
You dirty bitch,
>>7017989
Anon pls
>>7017982
dat hairline
>>7017960
you mean the one where you're tied to the train tracks?
>>7017981
hey, I'm just in a sooky bitch mood I guess?
I am going to look horrible at my brothers wedding so I cant enjoy the fact I'm getting my hair and nails done in two weeks and I'm worried that I wont be able to find shoes tomorrow when I go to buy some and no matter what i wear and how much effort I'll put into my presentation
I'm going to look like a fat hon because thats what I am
>>7017983
m-maybe a little
>>7017996
Yes, that one.
>>7017989
Don't post my waifu without permission k thx
>>7018005
I invented your wife
>>7018005
d-do you have this christmas watamote?
>>7017997
Why not just lose weight?
>tfw finally at peace with the fact that i have to get FFS
I can't describe how my chin looks, but it's definitely not feminine.
>>7017997
u look good tho
>>7017997
Be confident in urself
Losing weight is easy just starve urself
>>7017950
she got bimbo surgery lol
>>7017997
Do you smell nice?
How big is the belly?
Did you srs?
You don't look like a beer belly guy naked do you....?
If your answers are: yes, not big, yes, no.
Then I can dick you, but won't go hand in hand to the movie theaters with you though (nor with anyone).
>>7018009
I think so
>>7018007
Nico Tanigawa?
I gotta go to class
See ya <3
I <3 most of you
Byyyeeee <3
>>7017997
you really should keep hemlines at calf length
>>7018025
have a great day, Carol :D
>>7017950
>just get ffs, it'll feminize you
into a freak and leave you in debt too
>>7018024
>Nico Tanigawa?
yes
>>7018020
Good luck
>>7018023
She does. She's very aesthetically pleasing to look at
>>7018025
Bye bye
>>7018033
Draw me a Tomoko pls
It's just a prank but bro
>tfw you get a backhanded compliment
t-thanks I guess...
>>7018041
So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
W-what a good penis size..?
>>7018045
this sounds like some forced fem bullshit
>>7018047
small
>>7018048
How new can you be
life is a sneeze
>>7018035
She really is
>>7018045
Oh shit
I just realized I'm the Brad of my group of friends....
>>7017997
if you feel bad about your weight why don't you lose some?
Like it's so easy you don't have to exercise at all or anything just eat less. Take your weight in pounds, multiply by 9 and that's how many calories you should eat in a day.
It's not something genetic, it's just a matter of getting to do it.
I've lost almost 20 pounds in September,its really easy
>>7018047
Anything less than 7.5 inches or 19 cm is disgusting.
>>7018050
F-for a boy......
>>7018058
I have a disgusting dick :)
>>7018061
8.5 inches here myself.
>>7018064
afaik she's been dropping some pounds more recently
>>7018062
Tall
Tall quid
As in feet
Also ur a...
A.....
A big. ..
A big guy.............. . . . . .
>>7018061
2.5" hard
>>7018019
thats the plan for the next three weeks
>>7018022
no
big
no
yes
:(
>>7018023
ty, I want to have a good time but its goign to basically be this
>>7018024
okie
>>7018026
I really should just cancel my rsvp
>>7018035
thank you
>>7018057
I am really trying, its just there's so much to lose, I lost 25 lbs in september myself...
I am 273lbs, I've got at least 100lbs more to go
>>7018066
>guy
Gee thanks
And I'm not that big, usually most guys I fuck have 8 inch dicks or bigger
i think the average in the US is around 7 inches, is it different in Mexico?
How tall are y'all standing up on ur feet measured from head to toes in a neutral standing position
>>7018045 Is that Brad in the picture? How do I get his number? :)
>>7018070
Why did you have to bring up height?
>>7018069
kwid
>>7018068
i know what you mean. I started off at 220 myself, not as high as you but still.. It's more of a patience game though, if you keep it up you WILL get there. As long as you know you're working on it you should feel good about yourself.
>>7018070
im 6'2" but i recently saw some really cute cisgirls on the street that are the same height as me so im not too bothered about it anymore.
>>7018069
>>7018070
6'2 ;-;
>>7017953
yes pls
>>7018083
>>7018087
Can mtfg ban short people?
>>7018070
5'11
I also like being tall
>>7018061
used to be 18 cm
now im down to 12 cm thanks to the magic of progesterone
>>7018082
took this a couple days ago cause I noticed my face was starting to fill in, tho now I'm wondering if I should halt weight gain until I actually get my levels fixed
someday, someday I won't be a hon
>>7018070
im 176 cm or 5,77
i hate being this tall
luckily most guys are taller than me here
>>7018094
>tfw most guys are short than me here and I'm only 5 cm taller
>>7018094
sub 180cm isn't tall, you're basically a womanlet at your height
>>7018097
i still tower over most girls
I just got my hormones do I take just 100mg of spiro for the first few days or do I just go into spiro and estrogen?
>read through trumps policies
huh, he actually has some pretty decent changes in mind
>>7018103
>>7018101
>>7018103
>I'm taller than most guys here. Island of manlets. Must be the poor diets
so would require a guy to be taller than you to date him?
5'4 master race.
>>7018102
i'm tall with wide hips and small ribcage
u mad?
>>7018104
do what your doctor told you
>go for a nap at 8pm last night
>wake up at 9am the next day and am late for work
HOWWW
>>7018105
the issue is how unrealistic they are and how he lacks literally any experience that relates to the presidency
like bernie, but bernie had some experience at least
>>7018115
I don't have a doctor dipshit. Just tell me what fucking dosage to take.
>>7018104
im selfmedding and i went spiro for a week just to begin with to ease my body into it i guess
idk if that shits actually scientific though
>>7018122
What was that first week like?
>>7018118
Bernie was the only choice but the most corrupt politician to ever run for President shook her head at the right people and they fell in line
>>7018119
Go to the hrtgen, they can help
Lose the angst along the way
>>7018110
me2
>>7018113
No
>>7018110
Qt pie
>>7018116
I woke up at 1 today
>>7018118
Socialism is bad though, Venezuela is a recent example of this
>>7018124
>I'm a lesbian
yeah same
this doesnt even look attractive to me at all
>>7018124
How tall are you?
tfw 6'0
>>7018102
Wide af too
yeah I'm pretty fucked
>>7018129
why doesn't anyone know what socialism means
>>7018125
How do you mean? i've taken just spiro with nothing else for like 2 months before and in my experience it just makes you tired as fuck and kinda depressed. don't do that for too long though, it fucks your bones
>>7018110
quit trying to make people dysphoric, ho
>>7018136
Socialism never works though. It only looks good on paper.
>>7018138
Yeah because you need to have a sex hormone..
Does /mtfg/ ever go and troll the manlets over at /fit/?
>>7018092
Ur really pretty quid
>>7018128
It's the best height.
>>7018129
Thanksies.
>>7018142
I'am not!
>>7018141
yes this is so gross I would so hate it to cuddle with him and bury my face into his manly chest as he wraps his strong arms around me
>>7018143
The kibbutz system worked great.
>>7018144
Well if you're worried about that, just taking only spiro for a week won't hurt you - Idk if you're worried about it you may as well start on spiro/estrogen at once, it's probably not bad
>>7018124
i know but its so weird when i imagine myself with a guy that's shorter than me..
at least i live in the netherlands but still idk..
>>7018143
socialism is a massive concept that has literally changed how the world looks in ways you can't even imagine. It's a valid philosophy and saying "it just doesn't work" just shows your ignorance.
>>7018147
no but im planning to in the future. I do remember making manlets feel bad and insecure about themselves when i associated with the /fit/ crowd
>>7018151
not really a great example, the kibbutz system was founded on colonialism and value theft from poorer peoples. Same as scandinavian "socialism".
5'8" and carrying it well
>>7018149
Yah right?
And just staring into his eyes, that would just be embarrassing
>>7018155
Oh you're good so, surrounded by Giants.
Idk I guess I got used to shorter guys.
Like I said I'm happy with my height so even being around shorter guys doesn't make me feel dysphoric
>>7018155
Colonization is good when it comes with civilizing primitives. Sadly, some people on this earth are too dug in their prehistoric beliefs to ever become properly civilized...
>>7018161
>And just staring into his eyes, that would just be embarrassing
so embarassing that you would blush, just out of embarassment not attraction or anything
it'd totally suck to have to kiss him too, especially if he kissed your neck and whispered sweet nothings into your ear
>>7018167
If i wanted to do that i could show a lot of other things.
>>7018171
post ovaries
>>7018171
do it
>>7018147
no that was mean i guess (considering ur age), ty i appreciate it
>>7018171
fallacy, you're still trying to, or doing it regardless :P
>>7018170
Yeah exactly out of embarrassment.
Ewwww gross anon, imagine feeling his beard scratch you lightly if he did that to you. Like you couldn't help but giggle, because it tickles not because you like it.
He'd probably tease you about it and look at you like this too.
Yuck
>>7018164
colonization has benefits for the party doing the colonizing. not really for anyone else. Also there's really no evidence that some peoples can never become "civilized". It's simply a matter of having enough resources for the average standard of living to develop without having some external factor adding or removing value to prop up or sabotage the particular society.
In any case, it's hardly an example of socialism, unless you count socialism as anything that isn't a very specific type of capitalism
>>7018182
Pic was so gross I had second thoughts about posting it
>>7018174
>>7018177
I would but quid won't let me post nudes.
Complain to her.
>>7018181
I just like posting pictures! What's wrong with that. ;-;
>>7018186
that's not what i'm talking about nerrrd you were bragging about your height, it's not nice to do here
i can't sleep. i just keep thinking about the sex i'm going to have tomorrow and whether or not i should even do it. ;_; what do????
>>7018183
Colonization has benefits
Look at those Africans, before colonization they were fighting each other with spears and rocks.
Now they are fighting each with AK47s.
Progress.
>>7018183
I dunno why you're bothering they're just gonna throw a load of 18th century white man's burden bullshit at you.
>>7018186
>"cis" girl posting pics in a tranny thread
>not trying to make others dysphoric
yeah okay keep being a shit head
>>7018184
same to whole thread to be honest
>>7018182
omg could you imagine though, him throwing you on the bed and kissing your belly button and massaging your inner though
how revolting
>>7018184
understandable
>>7018186
Damn you look really ugly in this one. Like a scene gollum.
>ctrl + f
>18 matches
Fuck you Edie, why are you bitching about me when I'm not here? You started it by calling me 50 Cent in a wig now you're all "waah she called me crusty!". What did you expect really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG-qhcRZdlM
Some absolute madman actually modded an Undertale boss into Black Ops.
>>7018201
You choose
>>7018202
to discord w/you
>>7018199
I don't look that young quid.....
Why does everyone say this....
I'm 20
>>7018200
you were trashing her job and her lifestyle first
why is hrt making me fat
it was sooo easy staing skinny before hrt
gaaaaaaah!!!
>>7018208
I need to stop eating again ;-;
>>7018196
Over her average height for men is 5'10 and women is 5'5
I'm a tall man don't take this from me
>>7018193
OMG anon no that's awful
You wouldn't even be able to stop him, look at how big he is
You'd be completely powerless and have to do everything he says or else
>>7018209
Don't eat anything for a few months pls.
>>7018208
it's a common effect of hrt
you'll have to eat less to not gain fat
boobs hurt
>>7018207
i think the whole argument started about the constant bragging/blogposting
>>7018203
o shit
>>7018208
you need to eat a bit less for the same fat loss/maintenance a man would have at higher caloric intake because HRT slows down your metabolism
>>7018206
You look ambiguous, and you act like a 16 year old :3
>>7018205
Fiiiine.
BYE FRIENDS QUID WANTS TO DOM ME.
>>7018212
Will try bb
if hrt makes you put on weight why am I still a skinny beanpole with little to no boob
it's been 4 years! I started at 20!
>>7018217
>friends
>>7018210
you would have to suck his giant dick and swallow his seed
it would be horrible!
>>7018220
hrt makes you put on weight if you don't eat less bc its lower your metabolism
but if you just don't eat enough you won't gain fat
>>7018220
>if hrt makes you put on weight
it doesn't
it just slows down your metabolism a bit. If you didn't gain weight thats because you didnt eat enough to be on a caloric surplus with your new metabolism
>>7018213
i am
just wish i could stuff my face and still be skelly
>>7018226
Some fucking bullshit I'd have to eat my own bodyweight to put on a single pound.
>tfw no boobs :C
>>7018216
F-fun and carefree r-right?
Confident and cool?
Daww such nice compliments~~
>>7018230
just eat more if you're not gaining weight. It should be pretty easy with girl hormones
>>7018238
this. even hon get boobs.
>>7018238
ITS TOO EASY, IM GETTING FAT.
>>7018238
It's been 4 years I've tried.
I'll have to wait till I'm older and my metabolism slows down for boobs and hips i guess.
>>7018242
You just aren't eating enough. Do gomad.
>>7018224
He'd probably call you a good girl and want to cuddle after
Yucky
I'm back. What'd I miss?
>>7018242
tell me what you eat in a day
>>7018249
how do you feel about "lauren"
Good night
>>7018242
you realize what you're saying right? If you're implying that you can eat an infinite amount of food and you're not putting on weight, that means your body is consuming an infinite amount of energy to function. Since this is impossible because there is a finite amount of energy in the whole universe, that means there is a finite amount of energy that your body consumes at a basal level, and therefore a finite amount of food that your body needs to function (your basic metabolism). If you eat anything more than this finite amount, then you WILL gain weight.
Out of curiosity, what did you eat yesterday and what is your weight? Assuming you're serious about gaining weight. If you dont care that much sorry for the wall of text.
>>7018248
if you're not gaining weight within a week just eat more
>>7018256
nn emily
>>7018257
What if her body IS the universe
Woah
>>7018261
Tomoko is so cute
>>7018248
Oops I meant average for men is 5'7 my bad!
In Ireland
>>7018266
ikr!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4srPBTz1XQ
Holy shit my complexion is looking really good recently.
People keep saying eat more I don't have anywhere to put that food. I eat enough as it is.
>>7018249
>this bathroom reeks of unwashed vagina.
Walk out
>some lady walks in, pees real fast, walks out
>gives me sideways look
I guess that's a win?
>>7018270
what do you eat in a day?
>>7018257
>if you're not gaining weight within a week just eat more
Idk the volume of food I need to eat to gain weight is cumbersome so Im just not gonna bother too much with it now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I know I could if I wanted to tho
>>7018257
what if her body just doesn't absorb the extra nutrients?
Or doesn't process the food to begin with?
Or what if she has a tapeworm??
>>7018271
Do you not wash your bagina?
>>7018273
I dunno, pasta, pizza, sausages with chips, crisps and chocolate.
Look I'm tellin ya it's been 4 years and in some of those periods i've been eating a lot because i've been specifically trying to gain weight. If you're invested in believing everyone gains or loses weight pretty much the same you're not gonna find anything here.
>>7018269
>WcDonalds
Damn I really feel like rewatching watamote now
>>7018280
>ywn be tomoko
;------;
I laughed so hard I cried
>>7018279
pasta is filling but not really fattening unless you bulk it out with bacon, beef and cheese
pizza, crisps, chocolate and sausages and chips are good
add japanese mayonaisse to the top of foods
how many times do you eat a day?
do you have breakfast, lunch and dinner?
>>7018279
Buy a mass gainer lol
Mix it with milk
Ez
>>7018291
this, drink it between meals
>>7018268
Ireland?
d-do you
have an Irish accent?
>>7018287
I kind of look like Tomoki irl but I have brown hair
>>7018275
she would have to go to a doctor immediately because there are several other things that happen to you in all three of those situations that make it very noticeable that something is wrong with you. Having issues with digestion is a valid reason to be at a specific weight though, but no one said they have these. If you suspect you do, you should go to a doctor.
>>7018274
fair enough, that's a valid reason
>>7018279
everyone gains or loses weight the same way, perhaps the specific amount might vary from person to person but in the end, if you're not gaining weight, you eat more. If you're not losing weight you eat less. The second law of thermodynamics is not something you can deny. If you eat these things on a daily basis then you simply need to eat more. It's not rocket science.
>>7018296
Yes. A very thick very strong disgusting Irish accent lol
>>7018294
Plz also start squating
sup cuck bois?
>7AM
>feeling wonderful, like I could be awake another 48 hours and it wouldn't phase me.
>8AM
>disassociating and slowly losing your grasp on life and your mind trys to tell if it's actually you typing or if someone is just this person typing and you are just watching their life like a movie
>deepressuin
>want to sleep and never wake up again
>have a doctor's appointment in 4 hours
life sure is fun
>>7018300
Aye matey hagis nd da gud ole brew lad
Seriously tho Irish accents are hot
>>7018290
I tend to have pasta with chicken or ham.
plus pasta is all carb how is it not fattening
desu my pattern of eating right now is fairly inconsistent and i frequently have odd sleeping patterns so it's difficult to say. However when I was with my ex and for a long while afterwards I'd have 3 meals a day plus the odd snack or two.
I'm 5'8 and I weigh134 pounds
How do I come to peace with the fact that I'll never be smol?
>>7018308
stuff you face girl
>>7018279
Eat more veggies for the nutrition they will give you.
>>7018308
you know how at thanksgiving you eat too much and want to die?
you need to do that all the time
i took half a spiro
they're really minty
>>7018312
No, I'm british.
>>7017950
To be fair I understand that but calling me botched is a bit far fetched because I didn't go as heavy as Raiden did (by the way she wanted that look).
Sure my chin and jaw aren't perfect and I'm going to get them fixed; however, you clearly don't know what botched is.
Your friend Nichole is botched
wtf thanks moot
>>7018315
fine christmas then
>>7018308
even if you eat a lot of pasta and a lot of chicken, you realize that this is at most like 1k calories right? Which is less than half of what you should be eating in a day to gain weight. You should be eating like 2200 calories per day.
i eat pasta, chicken and green peas as one of my two meals a day and that is to lose weight. And that is in quite large servings.
I know i might be annoying you but you seem to have given up when there's no reason to
>>7018313
good girl!
>>7018307
>Aye matey
That's pirate speak. Tho that accent did come from Ireland so I'll give you that one..
>hagis
That's Scottish brah
>nd da gud ole brew lad
The lad saved you here. V Irish
Overall C-
What boards do you browse other than /lgbt/?
>>7018321
maybe a bit more 'cos i like to put butter in the sauce to add to the flavour~
But yeah. I eat more than once a day.
Tbh I probably eat a lot more than 2200 calories every day. That's only 200kcal over the reccomended daily amount.
>>7018325
/lit/ for book recommendation, discussion, and writing help.
>>7018308
Oh hey, you're practically the same height and weight that I am
>>7018328
to gain weight you need to eat at 16-18 times your bodyweight in pounds. That's around 2200-2500 calories for you. If you're actually eating that and not gaining weight, then you just eat more. Like, for example, 2700 calories a day. Or if you're not gaining weight then, 3000 calories a day.
>>7018288
LOL
>>7018330
Oh cool. Do you enjoy writing?
I want cute underwear but I'm too spaghetti to go in person to buy some
>>7018342
Ugh amateur
You can always say you're buying for your gf or order from Amazon.
>>7018349
Amazon doesn't ship to spiderland
I slept a really long time wew
>>7018350
my minor episode of existential crisis has passed
ohaiyo
>>7017385
you are turning into shrek
seriously though I think I might have like passed out in my chair and woke up by falling off or some shit
>tfw bonkers.
I've reached the next plateau of adulthood. I no longer wish to compare my life to others nor do I want to make others hardships out to be less then my own. We all have our crosses to bear, individual burdens to suffer through, and our own set of adversities to overcome. Feels almost freeing in a way, like a black shroud has been lifted off my eyes. I know after all these years that means jack shit to anyone who knows my past but it means something to me at least. I went through my whole life hating others for having the things I don't and even if they didn't earn good things or deserve good things that its none of my business. I need to handle my own shit and stop letting others live my life for me and vice versa.
>>7018300
u-umm
post ur voice
i like disgusting Irish accents
>>7018364
dakimakura desu ni baka
>>7018355
hey drake
did you order hrt?
>>7018367
Stop impersonating Kayla it's not nice.
this is why I need someone in my life, I need someone there to make sure I don't pass out and die in some embaressing way like a "spaghetti eating accident"
>>7018363
fim famalamaringodingodog I got you fuckin covered
>>7018372
wut? i am kayla
>>7018370
tomorrow i promise
Im back ^^
tfw your estrogen is snug as a bug under your tongue
>>7018367
sounds good
>>7018377
heart the carol
>tfw no bf
>>7018381
>tfw no partner...
Writing an essay is hard, /mtfg/
>>7018381
>tfw no race war
>>7018375
-headpat-
wtf how long does it take this pill to dissolve
>>7018381
>Tfw went to BF's family's house for dinner tonight and his mother pulled me aside to thank me for making her son so happy and to tell me what a wonderful person I am
>>7018367
I'm proud of you
>>7018395
I try to leave it under my tongue for 10 minutes undisturbed.
>>7018395
Awhile. Move it around so it isn't just sitting in place that's what I do.
Or suck on a hard candy.
>>7018395
y-your suppose to swallow pills...r-right?
>>7018404
Estrogen should be taken sublingual if you can
>>7018395
it takes quite a while. That's why they made em sweet
>>7018406
So I have been doing it wrong for half a year!?
>>7018340
Yeah, I'm trying to write a novel but it's hard!
>>7018410
No. Do what your doc says.
>>7018410
what are you taking?
estrofem is the one you're supposed to take sublingually
>>7018390
Neppy! <3 <3 <3
:3
>>7018410
progynova swallow
estrofem sublingual
>>7018382
>prove it!
this good enough? https://unsee.
cc/pobenuri/
>>7018388
sorry im retarded and forget to reply
did you sleep well?
>>7018410
I'm on progy which I just swallow with an implant and my hormone levels are hella high
>>7018428
wut?
>>7018404
my endo told me that sublingual creates a spike and then a sharp drop off compared to oral and all his patients have normal levels doing oral so he recommends don't do sublingual.
>>7018422
Im in college :3
>>7018433
What's a normal level?
>>7018438
over 9000
>>7018430
"Hi I'm Kayla and here's a list of all my worst problems suddenly they're gone now tee hee"
Yeah alright senpai
Definitely Kayla
>>7018436
i get the joke but arent you like 16?
>>7018439
What?
9000?
There's no way that can be right...
>>7018438
idk normal female levels dude
http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/2089003-overview check this shit I guess
>>7018440
I didn't say they were gone, I said I wasn't going to give them power over me anymore.
oh wow its all gone
>>7018433
It creates spikes but no endo actually knows whether this is a good or a bad thing or what it actually means.
>>7018442
Oh, sixth form college. Equivalent to late HS US