/mascgen/ - Incredible Asses + Comfy Fall Edition

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Posting incredible ass

>>6977008
Damn

You know when you meet someone new and it's all exciting and you'd be more than happy to spend all day just chilling in bed with them.
That's where I am right now and it's awesome.

>>6977092
That's just mean.

>>6976980
How does one get a joocy ass? Just lots of squats?

>>6977288
Yes. Lunges and hip thrusts are important to.

>>6977331
>>6977288
And deadlifts. Deadlifts are more important than squats for joocy gloots.

>>6977339
Amen brutha

>>6977403
>brushie brushie brushie

>>6977420
this looks shopped

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>>6977151
>mfw it's been two years since I've felt that for anyone
>mfw have covered my existential horror with countless layers of irony and shitposting
Somebody, please, wake me from this horrible dream.

>>6977540
Tinder

>>6977540
sup bb u top?

This edition is the best edition.

>>6977165

Looks like a good ass to me. His bf/husband must be proud.

>>6977599
Exclusive top mustard race reporting in.

>>6977635
London?

>>6977635
Exclusively being one position is a meme. I couldn't date someone who didn't mix it up a bit in the bedroom

>>6977650
Not him but,

L O N D O N
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Hey.

>>6977650
I'm sorry, anon. I live in a shithole.

Ah, I wanna taste a dick~!

>>6977688
This.
If you aren't willing to try something new, you're no fun.

I don't get why asses like that turn me on so much when I'm not really into rimming and I'm not a top. But something about a guy with an ass like that just drives me crazy.

>>6977688
Only fucking dudes is a meme.
I don't think I could date someone that boring. I mean mix it up you know?

>>6977736
Sucking dick is pretty fun.
Been a while since I sucked a guy.

>>6977956
Thank god I've also fucked women then.
This analogy is like comparing apples and pears. It doesn't work

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hi mascgen, started lifting a short time ago.
feedback? potential? waht to work on the most?
yes, I got pectus :/

>>6979633
if bottom, glutes
it top, glutes

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>>6977092
>bullying sp's waifu

>>6979633
Keep lifting, keep bulking. Come back when you reach 2pl8 squat.

>>6979633
I love it when they kneel

hey, since you're gays and I'm a straight women you have to help me with anything I say :^)
What cocktail is best to impress boys with your cocktail knowledge? that sweet spot between popularity and pretentiousness that makes them go woah.
Like liking kendrick lamar or playing non-mainstream video games

>>6979748
Firstly, die.
Secondly, negroni.

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>>6976980
Someday my ass will be that nice. Someday.

2x leg day a week will get me there.

>>6979761
>negroni
ty. I hope this isn't a trap.

>>6979748

>that sweet spot between popularity and pretentiousness that makes them go woah.
>Like liking kendrick lamar

lmao

>>6979807
I'm talking from a normie perspective, not a /mu/ perspective. jesus. that's what I mean by a sweet spot. Something pretty much anyone actually knows, so that the effects don't fizzle to "wuzzat" but "wow, she knows that thing we all know but are under the impression is refined or obscure!"

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>>6979748
>I'm straight women

>>6979842
*I'm a straight woman
Sorry

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>>6979845
>woman
Women are subhuman filth not worth my time or masgen's time.

>>6979853
>Someone used my pic in that.
Neat.

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>>6979853
You're a straight woman fashion accessory. don't get cocky.

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>>6977092
wouldplow/10

>>6979868
If you got close to that ass I'm fairly certain a 'babybear' would maul you to shreds.

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>>6979860
>>6979853
Still gotta be a better squatter for my significant otter.

>>6979771
It's patrician

Post lifting progress, m8s
Got my deadlift to 128kg × 5, and bench 82 × 5. Feela good brehs

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>>6977688
>>6977933

No, and no.

To each their own.

>>6979655

> mfw I can see a nipple through his shirt

>>6980129

That face and ass combination.
Perfect.
I hope you're proud anon.
Impressive body.

>>6980129
Ooh the things I would do to and with you...

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Does increased T actually increase body hair growth?

>>6980664
Definitely. Spent my entire teenage years waiting for a beard with no fucking signs whatsoever until I started lifting at 21. One year later it's not much but it's a lot better, also getting a bit of a happy trail. But nowhere near satisfied. I want to be big and hairy and manly :(
Any way to increase body and facial hair gains?

>>6980806
I think you probably would have gotten hair anyways. You just get hairier as you age.

If there was that much of a correlation between test levels and hairiness, roiders would look like yetis.

>>6980806
>>6980827
For real, if you're getting hairy now, you're probably going to get more and more as you age. I'm 26 and even in just the last year I've had significant growth, in body and facial hair.

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>>6977688
Am exclusive bottom and I wouldn't date a vers. When someone says "vers" I hear "shameful bottom".

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>>6981043
The pain of loving gingers is knowing that they're so rare that you'll never find a tall muscular dateable one

>>6981043
Wow, that's self-loathing to the nth degree. I'm vers and I love it. Love getting dicked, and love fucking someone till they spasm and squirm and cum, and then go down on their ass to give them the last finish. Mmmm...

>>6981043
>>6981233
for me it genuinely depends on my mood.
Like I thought I preferred to bottom, then recently I hooked up with someone and I was like 'I wanna fuck you' and I properly enjoyed it.

Also, if you're both vers it means you can wrestle and play fight and the loser bottoms.
Duh.

>>6981233
>>6981335

Vers masterrface! Bottoms who pretend they don't even have a dick are such a turn off. I want to fuck a man in the ass, not a woman. I don't fuck exclusive bottoms, and it's fun to get a "top" to give his ass up for you

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>>6981043
You're just embarrassed about being a bottom. I don't see why it's inconceivable for some to enjoy both.

>>6981335
>Also, if you're both vers it means you can wrestle and play fight and the loser bottoms.
It's it cruel doing this to my bf, knowing he'll never win?
I'm a top, but I sort of have a thing for watching them struggle.

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>>6979888
Damn right.

>>6982510
why is your waifu always grumpy?

>>6982323
sounds hot desu.

Guys, how do I stop myself being too keen with this new guy I've just met.
Usually I play it so cool and enjoy people chasing me but I'm feeling like a teenager again and I just wanna hang out all the time and shit.
I'm never usually like this and it's making me so mad at myself.

When are we going to get spoiler text?

>>6982731
never, we're a containment board.

>>6982623
which one they both are

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>>6982833
Don't lie, anon. Jupp only shit posts for funsies. Gets outta hand sometimes though.

>>6982694
Don't.
Either it'll turn into something great, or you'll burn out and go back to normal.

Just enjoy it while it lasts.

>>6983055
Yeah I'm gonna have to hold my tongue.
I'm used to being messaged constantly then getting bored of them for being so keen but this guy is playing it so cool it's driving me crazy.
He's already agreed to a second date though so...

>>6983133
>He's already agreed to a second date though so..
Sounds like a pretty good sign.
Doubly so it it's not a "Netflix and chill" date.

>>6983170
It isn't. We're going to do some activities and then probably go for drinks.
I'd happily just lie in bed spooning though haha

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>>6983211
Daw.
I'm happy for you anon.

>>6983265
Let's just hope it goes as well as I'm hoping it does. I'm just excited because the last few people I went on dates with just wanted sex and that was it.

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>>6983133
>>6982694
you're so cuuuuute

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>>6983315
Hahah cheers for the support.
Already said this shit is making me feel like a child.

>>6983470
Source on that gif?

>>6983470
Nah it's cool. I wish I was into someone like that.


......;_;

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>>6983511
just keep lifting. you'll get there.

saw a dyel go super saiyan today

>see dyel on bench next to me
>benching 185lb
>says he's never done this weight before
>asks me to spot him
>ok
>dude lays down
>grabs the bar
>closes his eyes
>breathes in
>core tightens
>eyes shoot open
>bar explodes up
>does a single rep
>reracks it
>don't even have time to react

pretty cool

>>6984962
Nice. He'll be repping 2pl8 in no time.

A few weeks back there was a new guy at the gym. He was screaming at the top of his lungs repping 135. Kid thought he was a beast. Lol

>>6982851
>shit posts
he gets legit angry and it's scary ;;

you should cuddle and tell him you love him ;;

>post progress pics on fb
>gay acquaintances miring and be thirsty
>my cubcakes reaction

https://youtu.be/a9F531J4XOw

Happy Friday fags.
Reach any PRs this week?

>>6986570
Lol only on curls.
105 ez curl bar 6x5

NEW merger thread...

gaygen/femgen/mascgen ... all in one

>>6986668
>>6986668
>>6986668

>>6986849
>>6986842
> Let's migrate. Let's do this
Why would we ever want to do that?

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Who do you think is the top?

>>6986937
Probably vers scum.

>>6986842
>>6986849
No.

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>>6986842
>>6986849
Pass

>>6986937
The dog

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>tfw you will never be the small guy shared and used gently between your two giant buddies
Why does macrophilia do this to me

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>>6987069
>right
H n n n g

>>6987069
>Tfw only 6'3
>Tfw you'll never be a 7ft+ giant

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>>6987140
>tfw 5'11
>tfw you're a respectable non-manlet height but you'll never experience being truly small compared to your giant bf

>>6987155
You understand my pain so well

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>>6987385
Size difference is a fetish we'll never have control over :(

And macrophilia will never be real ;_;

>>6986842

No.

It doesn't even mention mascgen.

>>6982115

I need a boyfriend with this ass.

>>6986937
but where did the coffee come from

The day has come, /mascgen/. I started Texas Method after 9 months of SS. No more easy linear gains for me.

>>6987483
I had the same thought.

>>6987594
Congrats. What are your stats?

>>6987672
5'8, 72kg
115kg below parallel squats
128kg deadlift
82kg bench
53kg OHP

To be honest, I think I still have some few linear gains remaining. My deadlift increases almost linearly, with somewhat frequent hiccups, and my squat isn't greater only because I don't have a squat rack at the moment.
Bench and OHP linear gains are completely exhausted, though. So, even if I still could run a LP for a few more weeks, it's not really worth it anymore.

>>6987773
Good work anon.
You'll hit 1/2/3/4 in no time.

Also: post glutes gains.

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>>6987785
I-I already posted my b-butt before, anon, in a previous edition. B-but I may post it later tonight if I still have that pic saved.
> mfw people have been commenting on how nice my butt looks
> mfw my butt gains are appreciated

>>6986964
Sauce

>>6987799
I get lots of compliments irl. My favorite was:
>Your butt is way too good for you to be a top.

But it looks shit in pictures. I have an unphotogenic butt.

>>6987833
I unno it's one of Austin Wolf's porn vids

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>>6987851
Oh, I heard that one before. It feels strangely good.
Regarding butt pics, the truth is that no butt, no matter how objectively good it is, will ever look good in a shitty angle. You have to pick an angle that shows your curves, and it's good too if the lighting + shadows contribute to that.
Jockstraps supposedly help, because it frames your butt and kinda pushes it up a bit.
Notice how the light perfectly shows how round and bubbly pic related is. The angle, by itself, is not particularly good or bad, but the lighting is perfect.

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>>6987920
I might just have to get someone else to take pics.

So four months ago someone here recommended I incorporated squats and deadlifts into my routine and I can't thank you guys enough, they're great. 90kg squat x 5 reps and 100kg do x 6 reps
Only thing is, I've been doing one set of deadlifts per leg day like you guys recommended because it can fuck up your back but I guess it's time to change that. How many sets and reps should I do?
Also
>lots of butt gains since
>still shitty butt skin
Is there anything I can do about butt acne and moles?

>>6988005
same acne treatment you'd do on your face.

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>>6987936
Try a lower angle. If your lower back appeared on the pic MAYBE it might look better, too.
But yeah, I understand what you mean by unphotogenic. I can see that it's good, but it legitimately doesn't seem like a butt that has an easy angle.

>>6988005
No idea about your acne, but here's what you can about your deadlifts IF you really want to increase it's volume and give it a greater emphasis. (But, really, you can just keep up doing 1 set of 5 reps, you'll progress nonetheless)
Try doing Romanian Deadlifts.

> http://70sbig.com/blog/2011/06/the-rdl/

They're a great assistance exercise for the deadlift, and if you're doing something like SS you can do them in any day that doesn't have a regular deadlift. They allow for a greater number of reps, especially since you shouldn't do the same weight you would do in a regular deadlift. You can do sets of 10, for example.
When I traveled to a place that only had weights up to 75kg I would do sets of 15, they're nice like that. But they'll leave you exhausted in ways that regular DLs probably won't.
In my experience they also help me with my mobility. I personally prefer to do them in the training session after breaking a new deadlift PR.
Also, I'm happy for you anon. I always recommend here that anons do squats and DLs, so I probably suggested it to you myself, which makes it doubly nicer for me.
If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

hi mascgen small post. i've been doing starting strength for 2 weeks now (been "lifting" for a year prior, but now getting serious and following a routine) and I find that i'm sleeping a lot more. Is this normal? I used to get this way when I ran a lot, too, thinking i just wasn't eating enough.
Am I not eating enough and/or it's just expected to need more sleep. I'm talking about like 3-4 hour naps in the middle of the day, always sometime after my workout.

Just watched first dates and if I don't have a serious boyfriend/fiancé/husband by the time I'm 35 i don't know what I'm gonna do.
I don't wanna be an old man who's still dating.
I want all the Hetero shit, minus the woman

>>6988212
I find it normal to get a little sleepy after an intense strength workout, that tends to happen, and if I'm working I do need to sleep a bit more than I would otherwise.
Including your naps, how much time do you sleep in a day? Is your nighttime sleep good, are you having insomnia at night or something?

>>6988236
Ok i feel like you just answered the question for me. my sleep varies cause my school schedule alternates daily. half the time i'm getting 7~ hours and the other half during the week i get only 5. This is the kind of answer where I already know the response is to try and get more than 5 LOL

>>6988234
Then become the best you, so that you can satisfy whoever you want to satisfy.
That won't guarantee you a husband, but it'll make getting someone compatible much easier.

>>6988252
Yeah. If you can't have 7 continuous hours of sleep, it's fine to take a nap during the day. But do keep in mind that it's better if you can sleep 7 or 8 continuous hours.
Hope everything goes well for you, anon.

>>6988212
Gotta sleep to recover.

What's mascgens favorite way to spend lazy sunday afternoons?

>>6987936

I've never seen better marriage material in a single picture before.

>>6988377
Sex and Netflix marathons and ordering in.

>>6988450
Don't be ridiculous.
You can't even see his dick.

>>6988483
The fucking babyseat for the toilet really ruins the appeal of this photo

>>6988501
If I recall correctly, I got this pic from /fit/, so he *might* be a regular straight guy who has a kid

>>6988377
Usually go to church and walk through the city and gay district after, followed by vidya and Netflix back home.

>>6988532
I was super excited I though it was you.
Lol

Nice goal pic though.

>>6988554
>Usually go to church
Hey bb.

>>6988152
Yeah it was probably you, so thanks anon. I'll throw in RDLs somewhere. Probably start with 60kg.
>>6988483
Indeed, it's surprisingly chill. And some idiot wanted to merge them.

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Whats mascgen listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGoz4A6OLBQ

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>>6988718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM06pi1yKe4

I love to listen to that shit when I lift

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>>6988756
But women are so filthy, she also looks like an Olsen twin.

>>6988718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFXYxusZEhM
MrSuicideSheep is great for biochem research and work.

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>>6988804
all mindless background music is best for studying. This is my background music. Music that doesn't make you think is fun in it's own way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQeIYVM3YBM

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>>6988825
Research for biochem is a lot of waiting around for cells to grow and doing the same thing twenty times with 5 minutes of sitting with your thumb own ass while the centrifuge goes. The most complicated thinking I have to do in research is keeping track of my actions and some basic math for calculating dilutions and concentrations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NZdggNUvq0

This is the type of stuff I listen too when I'm trying to study. But skyrim soundtrack is great when I need to get excited or am struggling to stay awake while studying.

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>>6988876
good stuff. Also, math, bleh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yjp6MmBhoQ

>>6988467

I don't like dick anyway.

>>6988483

That's a damn good ass.

>>6988718

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IR2k6-_Hmc

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>>6988953
>I don't like dick
Do you at least like man ass and men in general? If you're straight this really isn't the place for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

>>6988483
>>6988953
You can see some of the dick outline, too.

>>6988966

I'm bisexual and a total top.
Male genitalia has never done anything for me though.

>>6988968

Yeah, but most of the time I don't even acknowledge it, and if I see it, then I feel nothing and my eyes move back to what's important - the ass.

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>>6988980
>bisexual
reeeeeeee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uiVt21bp_s

>>6988993
please fuck me :3

>>6988993
(Dead)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnnIrTLlLyA

>doing weighted pull ups
>woman comes up and asks me about them
>asks me a bunch of questions about my training
>at this point I'm starting to think she's hitting on me
wew that must have been embarrassing for her to do. She even gave me her name and I didn't because she was talking very fast. lol

I think she legitimately wanted to know about pull ups though, because she was pretty fit.

>>6988989

Lel. I'm a romantic and affectionate and always commit. I'm not a biscum meme.

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>>6989038\
Women are filth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o691QJprdM

>>6989042
Yeah, sure. Ha.

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>>6989056
> mfw my post was capped

>>6988989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsUDCkLx2KI
Here ya go buddy.
>>6988966
Cool fucking music video.
>>6988936
The math ain't too bad just a little dimensional analysis gets me through the day without even needing a calculator.

>>6989056
Women are fine. I blame those gays (on pic) for letting themselves become someone else's accessory.

>>6989056

Anon, pls.

Though I've not actually been in a relationship before. Just dated about 35+ people in three years.

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>>6989066
You speak words of wisdom Venny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqxSKUaC1iQ

>>6989072
>someone else's accessory
They're equals. That's what happens when you're in a verse relationship. You're both independent, but entrust love within each other. Verse relationships are best because neither side has control and it never becomes a one-sided relationship of servitude and relationship slavery, but you wouldn't know anything about that since you're a filth lover.

>>6989079
I'm not Venny though. I'm just some forever trip-less anon.

>>6989072
Sure, you can think that I'm their accessory, but most of the issues I highlighted happened to me specifically when women did not know I'm gay. And when they did, and became comfortable with me, they would show how petty and venomous they can get.
Really, whether I am or not a woman's accessory is somewhat irrelevant towards my point.
Not to say that I hate them. On the contrary, I'd say that more than half of my friends are women. But I do recognize that they, *in general* often act and think in ways I do not find at all healthy and sensible.

>>6989112
oh you're the one who did the screencap. Because venny was the one who typed that. I think...

>>6989122
No, I wrote that.
Is Venny one of the anons in the pic? I used it because, well, it's a nice pic, it's cute.

>>6989112
You have such a victim complex. No one is forcing you to hang out with people you find unreasonable. I don't care what a woman thinks of me when she's hitting on me. All people get salty when you reject them. Nothing new.

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>>6989139
Yeah that's Venser, I call him venny, and his bf. Venser is the tall guy on the right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFnYcIqj6I

>>6988980
>I'm bisexual and a total top.
>Male genitalia has never done anything
Same.
I have a thing for little dicks though. The size difference is hot.

>>6989222
That's dangerously close to pedo territory. Bis are so creepy on 4chan. On grindr they are always the staunchest masc4masc, no flamers, only tops, big d sluts. Which is much more endearing, but so many of them get lazy about how they look since they can still rely on women.

>>6989262
>That's dangerously close to pedo territory
It's it? I feel like there are tons of smaller dicked bottoms without having to be a pedo.

>lazy about how they look
i could see that. But i don't think it cause they can fuck women.

Women have no libido, so they're picky. If a gay guy is horny enough, they fuck anything with a pulse.

>>6989301
>with a pulse
with body hair* for me

>>6989301
Women represent a lot bigger pool of people so bis have more to choose from. So they don't try as hard to look good or be fit.

>>6989327
They make up a bigger pool, but gay dudes are way, way easier.

I've got to romance girls go on dates and pretend to care about thier cats and how a dress looks and how all thier friends are bitches.

Dudes I can just show my torso and send a dick pic. And they're ready to go.

>>6989396
only people who fall for that are nasty af

>>6988377
Sleeping.
I literally spend 60% of my weekend sleeping.

>>6989038
I was waiting for the gym to open one day and this short haired girl who had been standing on the other side of the plaza came over to me and started making small talk.
I was thinking she was hitting on me, but I dunno.

I've also had women claim they can convert me into being straight.

I hate women.

>>6990365
There are plenty of quality women out there, luckily. But yeah, those bitches that think they have some kind of magical vag are annoying as fuck. And don't get me started on the ones that treat gay guys like their personal fashion accessories. Fuck that noise.

>>6988980
>I'm bisexual and a total top.
>Male genitalia has never done anything for me though.

husbando material right there

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>>6991150
Not liking dick is a deal breaker for me. He's not even close to husbando material for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrJ-3Z5gn3k

>>6991254
I believe he's using sarcasm

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>>6989189
Thanks mysterious stranger.

>>6989172
Nah, man, I really like my female friends, they are fun as fuck. But that doesn't stop me from recognizing the shit they do and say.
I have even gone so far as to talk about them about some of what I said in >>6989056 . None of this is terribly controversial, they did recognize it's true because it's obvious if you interact a lot with women, and still not everything I said applies to every woman.
I mean, there're reasons why I have a posse of female friends, they're great people. But we all have our issues.

>>6989222

Meh, even little dicks mean nothing to me.
Also, nice trips.

>>6989262

I'm not creepy, lel.
I'm not 'masc4masc' but have been called it before because I'm masculine.
I try to look my best.

> inb4 only creepy people say they're not creepy

Besides, I actually get very little attention from women.

>>6991254
>>6991291

Understandable that it's a dealbreaker for guys, which is why I always mention it so as to prevent anyone getting attached. There's a surprising number of total bottoms out there, or vers/bottom guys who don't mind my preferences and will overlook them because of my other qualities and characteristics, etc.

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>>6991746
I don't get particularly turned on by dicks themselves either, but a guy who won't reciprocate oral is kind of a deal breaker for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdSDA7PhY50

:)

>in closet
>still living with parents
>probably have some kind of depression
>working shitty blue collar job in redneck ass town
>have given up on going to school, getting out of here and/or finding a bf
>parents would probably beat my ass or try to convert me if they knew I was gay
>kind of self-hating and half in denial still
>too sad to even drink the pain away

At least I have my doggo

>>6992265
Don't fuck doggo

>>6992265
>>in closet
>>still living with parents

Holy shit friend. Move out.
Life will be a thousand times better.

>>6992371
Obviously. She's just my best friend.

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>>6992265
Things will never change if you don't take steps to better your situation anon. Control your destiny!

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>>6992265
ay dont be so sad bro it ain`t no joke
just be yourself
i kno its hard but u`ll put up with it
bro u should add me on skype or in another social media

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>>6988576
What up. You in NYC?

>>6988718
https://youtu.be/D_bcIGqp8nw

>>6992473
IL unfortunately.
What denomination?

>>6992418
Not him but I genuinely can't afford to move out. I'm in my 20s. Doing my masters and my city is expensive as fuck.
Absolute nightmare

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>>6992473
>>6992492
>Christian gays
Is this a meme?

>>6992499
>Doing my masters
Sounds like you fucked up.
I defintely would have moved out got a job then went back for the master's

>>6992510
We're like unicorns.

>>6992514
Last year that I could have applied funding for it, and I got funding.
So it was either be in a small mountain of debt from my undergrad and stay home or move out and get in a massive mountain of debt when I eventually did do my masters

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>>6992525
I don't understand it, but you do you, anon

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>>6992547
What's not to get anon?

>>6981103
This tbqh

>>6992473
Another banger. Female voices this time since that's our thing.

https://youtu.be/V9ltnI5TIQQ
https://youtu.be/1sbrwM3Sbh4

>>6992492
Roman Catholic...I guess? My dad is pretty much the influence of me and my family ever since we moved here from abroad, so I go for his sake. At best I'm really a relapsed Catholic.

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>>6992591
>Tfw no papist bf to reenact the hundred years war in the bedroom.

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>>6992571
>>6992571
I just don't get being part of the organization that is the strongest opponent to your rights and equal treatment as a person, but I don't want to shit on your beliefs since those are usually very personal

>>6992418
I'd like to believe me. I was saving to go to school or something, but I don't know what the fuck I'd go to school for. There's not a lot of choices here since where I live is rural as fuck. Apartments are either expensive or in really bad areas. Otherwise my choice is a house or a trailer. I'd probably need a roommate, but I don't really have many friends and they're all kind of doing their own thing.

>>6992448
I kind of feel like it's hard to for me right now.

Most of my friends wouldn't accept or even understand the idea that I like guys and neither would my family.


>>6992433
I'm kind of trying to figure out how to do that now. My job has me working a shitty late-night shift which makes it real hard for me to have a social life and beyond that I kind of isolate myself. Which manes I'm preventing myself from making friendships with people who would be more open to my being gay as fuck.

Literally all I do is work, go to the gym and go the fuck home. I might get to see my friends on weekends but they're all in relationships and have their own lives and shit. One of them is trying to set me up with his cousin and I'm freaking the fuck out because there's no clear reason for me not to date her other than I like dudes.

>>6992638
I haven't ever had any negative experiences. And I live in a pretty rural area.
>Love your neighbor as yourself
>Unless he's gay, then fuck that guy

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>>6992689
I mean I don't see faith as a bad thing, although I think it's pointless, people will always have questions of where we came from, why we're here, and what happens after we die and religion helps people communicate that. But organized religion has justified some pretty terrible things and at least in the United States is the single greatest adversary to LGBT people and being an uncritical participant in it, especially as an LGBT person is kind of, in my opinion, dumb

>>6992682
>I was saving to go to school or something, but I don't know what the fuck I'd go to school for.

if you could do anything what would it be?

>>6991816

> a guy who won't reciprocate oral is kind of a deal breaker for me

That's fine for me, it's why I tend to only date total bottoms.

>>6992760
Something with animals would be real cool. The vet clinic where I take my dog is awesome because they treat wildlife and pets/farm animals. The last time I was there there was this hawk with a messed up foot. The vet let me take a close look at him in his cage and everything. It was pretty cool.

There's an opening there for someone to work at the front and help handle the animals (but not do most medical stuff). The lead vet said she prefers people with little to no experience because they have a very specific way of doing stuff so blank slates with no bad habits are best.

I kind of want to apply but I feel like I wouldn't be smart enough.

>>6992767
Total bottoms also like to receive oral

>>6992792
lol.
How can you not be smart enough if they want a blank slate to mould into their way of doing things.
The only requirement for that sort of position is to have a brain, be genuinely interested and passionate about animal welfare and to be able to learn on the job.
Don't rule yourself out. That's just retarded.
If they see that you care about your dog, you've already got a foot in the door.

>>6992797
I mean kinda? Personally I don't really care for getting blowjobs, I'd rather give one. But if the guy isn't attentive to making sure that I feel good it can get very tiring. Trying to give head is usually a very simple way for guys to show that their partners pleasure is important but there are many many better ways to do it in my opinion.
>>6992767
How do you get guys off besides just fucking em?

>>6992801

New thread

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>>6992829
No thanks.

>>6992829
Fuck off

>>6992808
I mean I know I can take care of animals and answer phones and shit, but she said that the idea was to eventually get me training/licensing to be a vet tech so I could assist with some of the medical stuff. That's what I kind of doubt.

>If they see that you care about your dog, you've already got a foot in the door.
I mean I guess they do since I've been taking her to them since I got her. They were even really nice and didn't charge me for a bunch of her medical stuff since there was a lot of shit wrong with her at first. This dumbass was keeping her chained in his front yard.

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>>6992822
I don't ever expect blowjobs but something that's important for me is being able to tell that the guy cares about my pleasure, since whenever I'm doing sexy times pleasing my partner is my primary concern and getting off is a nice bonus. If I can't tell if a guy is enjoying it it's an extreme turn-off since I feel inadequate. Also I'm not this guy>>6992767

>>6992829
The fuck is this?

>>6992863
So you are a top? And I feel you there though, if my partner ain't happy it's pretty much impossible for me to cum. Hence why giving blowjobs make my dick hard as stone.

>>6992892
I don't really enjoy topping or bottoming. It's weird

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>>6992859

>>6992716
Christianity isn't as monolithic as you seem to imply.
There are progressive churches and denominations too.
Churches have been on both sides of every civil rights struggle for hundreds of years.

>>6992938
What do you enjoy?

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>>6992955
>>6992716
I understand why people want, or need, religion and faith, anons. But I do hope that the religious group you participate in in fact respects and accepts you, and not only tolerate your presence.
Are you out of the closet to your church buddies?
Take this nice butt in a nice green bathroom as a token of good feels.

>>6992716
dear lord that is the most beautiful person i've seen, 10/10 face 10/10 body, who is that!?
also how tall?

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Who is masc for fem?

>>6992987
>also how tall?
6'10".
He was considered for GoT's Mountain, but he has to many tattoos.

>>6993036
>6'10"
;_; literally perfect. if only i were ever so deserving of such a man.

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>>6992970
Oral, mostly. I haven't bottomed enough to know how to enjoy it since it mostly feels like I'm gonna take a huge shit and don't know how to relax

>>6993036
you lied he's only 6'2, that's shorter than me.

>>6993078
Sorry bb. I just wanted you to be happy and have your fantasy.

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>no strong masc bottom to dominate me

>>6993086
it's okay. i would rather fantasize about someone i could actually be with anyway.

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Always remember, Anon.

Are you a size queen?

>>6992829

See: >>6992839

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>>6993370
This makes me proud.
>saved
Pic should be our sticky.

>>6993479
Thanks, anon. It took me 6 arduous minutes to make it.
If you have any ideas for some dank memes, say it and I'll try to craft them with my toaster.

>>6993370
>mascgen developing oc
We made it famiglia

>>6992942
Okay so I swung by the vet's office because I needed more fish oil for my dog and talked to the lead vet there about the opening. She had me fill out an application and told me to submit a resume to her email. I did a quick interview and she said we can meet again on Monday and talk about getting started.

I have no idea what the hell possessed me to even ask her about it, but thanks everyone for telling me to do it.

>>6993612
Congratulations anon, I'm happy for you

help, how should i set my scruff account up, any tips?

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>>6993612
Congrats, anon. I didn't even think you'd go and do it, but you did. You're gonna make it, brah.

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>>6993370
>mfw I don't know what a namefag or tripfag is and I've been here too long to ask

Pls explain

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>>6993680
Although I'm flattered you screencaptured my post here are lots of other beefy hairy dude tumblrs out there. Those were just my top ones.

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>>6993745
I certainly hope you're not shitposting.

>>6993370
I love this general.

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I found another meme-worthy Smokey, so here's some more OC. I'm still accepting suggestions, better yet if they're aren't Smokey-related.

>>6994847
I thought that was his dick

>>6994901
No, anon, that's just a scared lil' anon who every time someone breaks the rules.
Guess he likes dick, too.

>>6994934
who cries*

>>6995280
It's 6.30am and I thought the first train home would be on to take me home from my night out but it's in 45 mins time. :(

>>6995372
They stole our sticky.

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>>6995368
That's rough.
At least you've got 4chan to keep you occupied.

>>6995392
I got a night bus instead.
It's 7.45 am and I've eaten food and now I'm in bed. Winning at life

Mascgen, what do you do on a sunny autumn sunday?

>>6995841
Dread my existence

>>6995280
who is this beautiful man?

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>>6979862
Take your autism elsewhere, anime poster.

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>>6994847

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>>6996011
>not knowing what a shitposter is
Rule #2
see
>>6993370

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>>6994847
New dank meme on the market.

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>>6996835
Still feels like it's missing something.

>>6996848
Here's your (You), anon. Keep delivering these dank maymays

>>6995841
shitpost on mascgen. also not sunny where I am.

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>>6996848
"ONLY (You) "
"CAN STOP REPLYS"

?

>>6997000
original photo
http://i.imgur.com/jq2NhG6.jpg

>>6996848
>>6997000
> ONLY (You)
> CAN STOP REPLIES

This is good

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>>6997078
I did it.

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Nice, anon. Now /mascgen/ at last has OC, we can brag about how much anonymous culture we have.
I'll post two more images once I get home and finish editing then
Pic related.
> The /mascgen/ Bears
> NO TRIPS ALLOWED

>>6993514

Toplel, you sound like a total bro.

>>6995841
It's Democracy Day in Brazil, so I'm exercising my govnmt.-given right to favor one questionable politician over another questionable politician.
Inb4
> Brazil
> democracy
> implying

>>6995841
Work unfortunately.
>>6995999
I have no idea.
Makes me want to start doing exercise ball crunches again.

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>>6995841
Chilling with the husbear and grooming. Will be going out later for supplies.

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Off to the gym. Wish me luck masc bros.

>closeted, no clue about gay dating
>download grindr
>all attractive guys are tops
>all shy, beta guys are vers
>all the weirdos are bottoms
>lots of profiles have complaints about vers being bottom only
>lots of top guys want other tops
is there some sort of hierarchy going on? You're only allowed to set top if you're attractive, but once you're at it you can be anything else?

>>6995841
It's a sunny spring day here and I'm spending it studying and hitting the gym later. Yaaay.

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No bully intended for those who got capped (especially to the anon who's just started SS), I just wanted to make some self-deprecating humor.

>>6997676
wow. i post on lgbt like once every week and am now happening to see my ss post make it into a meme...i'm touched.

>>6997545
grindr is a waste of time honestly

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>>6997707
Glad you enjoyed it, anon.

>>6997757
>Stan and Jan
Should switch it to SP and Jupp something

>>6997765
> no trips allowed
> mentioning gaygen trips
Anon, plz. I know they come here, and they are welcome, but that goes against our rules.

>>6997785
I think an exception should be made for the creators of mascgen though.

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>>6997785
>they come here
More like
>they were the first to make mascgen

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>>6997791
>>6997805
which reminds me OP is missing the tiny chat

tc/mascgen

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>>6997805
>>6997791
>creators
I didn't know that. Alright, then. Should I just put SP and Jupp, only that?

>>6997819
it doesn't really matter. in all honesty who cares. just leave it blank and cut the whole thing out

>>6997819
Just leave it.

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>>6997757
funnier version

>>6997838
kek. You're right, yours is better.

>>6997545
Might just be your area. There are some pretty hot masc bottoms near me.

Gets a bit annoying though when you message a guy and it turns out they're a top.

>>6977008
Anybody have a source on this ass?
It's legit been haunting my dreams.

>when he gets all moody again and doesn't respond to your texts.
I'm so over this shit

>>6998023
probably /fit/ go ask them in a cbt (current butt/body thread)

>>6998087
>/fit/ go ask them in a cbt
Ah. That's a bit to creepy/stalkery to for me.
I was hoping of an instagram sloot.

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Which is more appealing a strong jaw or thick prominent eyebrows?

>>6998281
Probably jaw.
Although you can always grow a beard to hide it. lol

>>6998281
thick eyebrow masterrace reporting in.
Thank you mediterranean genes.

>>6998281
Mine are too think. Gotta tweeze them back of I go full unibrow.

Once I get old and they go white, I'm going to look like a cheezy martial arts villain.

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New bread ideas?

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>>6998397
Love of booty edition.

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Is this obtainable natty?

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>>6998397
the asses are too thicc

>>6998397
/mascgen/ memes edition

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>>6998421
post imgur link to original photo

>>6998423
>3D delts

Nope he's a roidmonkey

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>>6998397
Dubs gets

>Smokey Bear Mascgen Meme Edition

>>6998397
>Masculine job edition dubs

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>>6998397
masc bf edition

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>>6998397
> post 311

Hairy butt edition.

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>>6998397
Booty Edition
>>6998496
Here you are
http://imgur.com/RuFvGdz

>>6998517
rimming edition.
my fave hobby desu

>>6998423
I doubt he is, but if you aren't a lanklet you can probably get pretty close natty.

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>>6998520
It's a nice hobby.

>>6998502
Rollan for this

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>>6998535
tea party edition

>>6998397

Cosy home edition.

>>6998527

My dick needs this ass.

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>>6998654

>>6998397
If dubs sp and jupp edition