/mtfg/ Male to Female General

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>>6911671

>>6911675
gay

>>6911675
I dont know if I should print this out for a Tshirt or my panties. :3

>>6911698
>shirt
Get approached more (not all gonna be chads)
>panties
Riles the guy up even more you slut

>>6911705
Thank u! :3

>>6911705
>men that don't look like Staceys trying to get chads
Kek

>>6911743
Stacy was originally a boys name
You can be a Stacy and a gay boy

>>6911743
>(THE CURRENT YEAR)
>still being a /mtfg/ bully
Just give up the facade already you bottom.

Bottom bitxh ;)

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wew lad

give me one good reason i shouldn't take xanax codeine and tequila and wait on the train tracks

>>6911757
Because being dead sucks.
It's literally the worst thing you can't imagine.
Also, all trannies go to hell so...

Nth for requesting anons pics :3
>>6911751

>>6911761
Nth for requesting anons gt pics :3

>>6911764
M-mine or hers....
*blushes*

where can i meet hot daddies?

https://vimeo.com/110171277
this is a good documentary and explains how it feels to be autistic better than most

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>>6911748
Do you know who Chad Thundercock is? His gf is Stacey, dollface is a stacey.

Very few trannies here are close to dollface when she cakes up the makeup.

If you want a chad, you have to be a stacey. If you want to be a stacey, you need to look like dollface minimum.

Do you look like dollface?(passability wise)

Chads only go for 10/10 +, do yall pass here that well? Chads are more calculating than yall fucking trannies. You think yall turn your noses up on "chasers"? Chads hate ugly girls chasing them, don't feel like you gonna get the dick.

You'll probably have to drunk him first, and that will just show that trannies are all rapists, just like the chasers who chase them.

>>6911771
B-both *blushes too*

>>6911777
>the woman who thinks like a cow
wow misogynist?!

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>>6911753
Cis male here I just browse to see how good y'all are at fooling straight men into thinking you have vaginas.

Got to be prepared.

>bitxh
Back to redshit or tumbgay fagget, we don't want your sjw thpes here.

>>6911757
Dogs

>>6911757
Dogs' knots

>>6911779
>Thinking Chad doesn't sleep around on Stacy.
Theoretical mtfg fags gonna fag.

>>6911779
I'm a big dyke

4chins is dead
did everyone finally get a life?

>>6911792
Fat hon gonna fathon

What is up my sexy ladybros

>>6911779
I don't look like edie but believe me there's plenty of dick out here

>>6911793
Bestest dyke friend! <3

>>6911787
>Implying "straight" men can't id trannies and then get drunk so as to have deniability of the fact that they get curious about wanting some GT in their mouf.

Bitxh please

oh, i didn't realise we actually switched threads lol
>>6911761
i-i'm on hormones for 2 months only, i don't think anyone here wants to see a skinny guy :/

>>6911798
U mad Puff Faggy?

>>6911787
>replying to bait
>actually reading the bait, taking the mental energy to analyze it, writing down a rebuttal and not only searching for a macro to go with ur denial post but having one that fits the situation.
I mean, dude. I can top you if you get me drunk enough, I'm sure you're not fat or anything what with ur handy mountain of memes.

Stop bullying the girls, go away

>>6911795
god, no. why would i ever do such a thing?

>>6911795
Because some clown made two threads

Learn more about Hillary’s vision for America.

>>6911779
You're not chad.
How would you know?
Are you projecting friend?
This is a safe space you know...
You can be a cute little girl if you really want you know..
Ur urges are VERY natural you know...
:3

I just read that Hillary will protect trans rights. I am now a #HillaryHornet.

>>6911817
#MentallyHill

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Why does cutting feel good and dulls the pain?

>>6911817
Isn't she dying or some shit?

>>6911820
lel

Who here has an eating disorder?

I went to the bar with a friend on Wednesday night and had a beer and a sandwich and felt like I over ate so I've been fasting since :3

>>6911801
There is, but yall trannies have some fucked standards and obscene selfworth.

Some of you look like precious /honey boo boo's mom, and expect to get someone looking like the thor actor as a bf.

Delusional, you want the cream of the crop, when you don't even pass.

Glad I pop in now and again. I will be able to clock your asses if you ever try to approach me.

>>6911823
Hillary can't die. She's immortal tbqh

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>>6911829
Hillary will die, these dubs confirm

>>6911826
I've been starving myself as much as possible lately

>>6911827
That's fine. I'm a pretty boy that gets treated like a girl and that's better than being treated like a man

>>6911802
Why would I want someone's dick in my mouth.... what the fuck is wrong with you faggots?

This is why society will never accept your asses.

>>6911833
Can you like, not steal my dubs? K thx

>>6911826
Yes but opposite.
>>6911827
>>>/r9k/
>>6911834
>tfw no dick in my mouth

>>6911822
>Why does cutting feel so good
>I need more edge on my razors
>Ugh I need to buy more black t-shirts
>why is Joy division so awesome
>Loveeee, love will keep us apart

>>6911827
>if you ever try to approach me.

You sound autistic and not very approachable anyway

>>6911833
You literally just described me and my feelings

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I slept till 2 pm today
Good feels

>>6911839
Some trannies have a lot of balls (heh) and approach guys they like.

I don't know if it is because I have a semi baby face, but a lot of girls approach me(not 10/10 but I'm not picky), including "girls" who are actually men.

Need to know hour enemies, shut yall down before you even ask for a fuck.

>>6911834
Succ it fagboy, you know that's the only reason you come here.

>>6911836
#Fail4Trump

>>6911756
head pats

Daily reminder that Hillary's campaign is LITERALLY afraid of pepe the white supremacy frog

>>6911855
>reads like the first chapter of the novel "my sissy life"

>>6911855
Pretty dudes that want to suck ur dick aren't ur enemy
>>6911836
Oh these dubs are yours now? Cute
>>6911849
Yayaya

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>>6911856
#takeadump4thetrump

>>6911859
You'd think reptiles would get along desu

>>6911863
frogs are amphibians tho................

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>>6911866
Well I fucked that up

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>>6911859
>Tfw Rare Pepes were a funny meme for a week in 2015 and no one but mentally defective autists use them now.

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>wake up
>still 5'11

>>6911866
This is the kind of widespread ignorance found among Trumpettes, desu

>when you realize you won't pass without ffs and even then maybe not because big head
>but it's not such a depressing thought anymore to just be a pretty boy on hrt
wish I could wear a dress when I go out to fancy places with my bf but honestly this isn't too bad. it's livable at least, more than life was pre hrt anyway

>>6911779
I prefere girl next door astetics.

>>6911873
hey anon, are you me?

>>6911874
Sass the Shitposter <3

>>6911875
>tfw not even a pretty boy on HRT
>Just a big burly square-jawed man

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>>6911871

>tfw cant turn off my computer monitors from bed

>>6911877
yea i am

>>6911878
You forgot black

>>6911881
But I'm not schizo

>>6911871
>tfw a non american pretends they or their opinions on the election are relevant

What's the quickest way to kill my balls with minimum pain? Can't get mones right now.

Would heat work? Would i die?

>>6911882
so she passes flawlessly then? her self description sounds like the average darkie I see

>use "tranny" on reddit

suddenly I am a
>white supremicist, homophobe, transphobe, cis man pretending to be trans, self hating transwoman, uncle tom, and neo nazi.

all by the same person.
i think i won

i love my nimmy

>>6911888
>Would i die?
it would be extremely painful

>>6911882
>>6911889
Welcome back /pol/! Where have you been?

>>6911875
Hi me

>>6911862
People treating you like a girl is almost as good as being seen as one right?

>>6911891
context?

>>6911894
shakira can you take me as ur waifu

>>6911894
c'mon are you seriously implying that /pol/ is the only racist part of 4chan?

>>6911888
this sounds like it wont work

>>6911894
i never left
>>6911898
I don't want to link that profile to this username

>>6911883
you are now
loool

>>6911893
she can take it, she's a big girl

>>6911895
what's up other me?

>Tfw not going to work today cause I lied and told my boss I'm sick
Feels good to have a "sick day". He bought it too. I think I'm just gonna browse /mtfg/ till I go to bed later c:

>>6911804
I might depending on how fem you are.

>>6911904
but what was the argument about?

>>6911905
oh shit, so what's up me?

>>6911891
You mean you're not?
Dang my bad

Hey, I haven't been around in a while. Does smiles still visit?

>>6911911
I'm probably a bigger girl
unfortunately for me

cyba is my jewfu

>>6911899
You can't handle my booty baby
>>6911901
Yes

>>6911893
>>6911903
Please no memery. I can't take this testosterone anymore.

I'm willing to do anything.

>>6911911
For you

>>6911916
nothing much
just feel super depressed because i'm 5'11

>>6911926
I'm not memeing friendo. It doesn't seem plausible.

>>6911875
pretty boy with breast and hip augmentations and face surgery to look like an even prettier boy

>>6911929
yeah me too, hope you feel better soon <3

>>6911930
Alright. So heat is out of the question then? What if i were to "abuse" them?

>>6911926
the power of memes compels you

leave the anonette's body alone, foul testosterone demon!

>>6911924
please i want to be someones waifu

>>6911934
hope you feel better too, me <3

>>6911912
Not much, just being a boy
Wbu?

>>6911885
>Tfw Sass can't opinion on politics but Putin can own bankrupt CEO Candidate.

Life is unfair desu

>>6911943
yeah 5'11" is shiiiiiit ;_____;

>>6911945
Literally no one asked for your opinion but you shove it down people's throats anyway.

>tfw 5'11
Feels good not to be a femlet

>>6911947
Tall girls can take more...
Just saying!
Stop looking at me like that

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>>6911916
me using the word tranny. I'd like to add that I am a bigot, delusional, a plant, a mole, liar, schemer, not trans, and a fucking joke
>>6911918
gotta hide your power level on reddit
>>6911923
רק שלך, יקירתי

>>6911951
buttmad republican detected
>>6911953
I know right? I like my height, tall and leggy

my boobs hurt >.<

>>6911955
>having a power level

>>6911958
*kisses them better*

todays getting ready song
youtu.be/d52M5M6OOXs

It ain't the first time believe me baby
I'm standing here feeling blue, blue ha!
Yes I'm blue

>>6911953
I'm about 5'10 and I'm really happy with it.
I thought I was stubby but turns out I have long legs

>>6911954
W-what can they take more?

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>>6911954
Tall girls can take more?

>>6911956
>liking your height
hehe ;~;

>>6911944
same

>>6911955
do you really know hebrew?

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>>6911951
>Tfw you find out that your freedom independent truth swinging candidate is really owned by a cirp who's shareholders are Putin, some arab Sheiks and $500 mill debt in foreign banks
Life is harsh anon, I know :(

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>>6911960
>pretending you don't
>>6911970
לִכאוֹרָה

אני רוצה cyba לנשק צווארי ללטף לי את הראש בזמן שאנחנו להתכרבל

>>6911914
idk but i really would like some opinions so you be the judge
https://unsee
.cc/zutagemi
sorry for sideways.

>>6911976
Can't you go shill Trump back on your containment board?

>>6911978
I approve

>>6911966
>>6911968
How is it that y'all are so fucking uneducated!
Yes! Yes they can take it easier omfg.
Just don't be 6'3 cuz that's where I stop having good experiences :((((

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>>6911977
גם לי anon
>>6911979
I haven't even mentioned the next POTUS

Killary Goldmansachston versus Donald Drumpfkopf

who will win

>>6911961
anon that's lewd >///>

>>6911978
unless your face is even more fucked than mine I think you'll be fine. you're very lithe and I notice people who start hrt like that usually end up okay

>>6911980
<3

>>6911980
More specifically I guess, you seem to have cute feet and you appear to wear your clothes well. I'd consider dating you.
>>6911988

>>6911986
it's ok, you can kiss mine too!

>>6911983
What is *it* that they can take easier?
I am confuse ;~~;

>>6911987
>tfw started HRT fat

>>6911984
You haven't mentioned him, correct, but you keep posting images of him, or, in this case, his son. What if he loses in November Cyba, how will you react?

Tfw tall, leggy, curvy, soft feminine boy with large breasts that people stare at and make me bashful

>>6911994
your so innocent anon :3

>>6911998
:3

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>tfw you wake up
>tfw you want to hug a qt boy
>>6911953
>tfw not a femlet
>tfw avg height
>>6911995
Iktf

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>>6911995
you're supposed to start skinny and gain weight on hrt.
>>6911996
i don't think he'll lose but if he does, he'll get elected 4 years later

>>6911998
trip on faye

>>6911995
>tfw 5'5 240lb

>>6911992
anon stahhhp >///<

>tfw semite
>tfw can't even speak hebrewski
fug

>>6911987
idk my shrink and voice therapist told me i have a round face but i can't really see it and nobody ever comments on my looks so...
>>6911991
>cute feet
no, i really don't. i have size 42 :/
>you appear to wear your clothes well. I'd consider dating you.
<3333 i'm not girlmode yet though, i barely have any girl clothes desu. shopping is rather scary.

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post hair

>>6912015
I can't it's all falling out xD

>>6912015
christ you're cute

>>6912000
Tell me ;~;

>>6911983
Take what???

>>6911985
Trump probs, Hillary has been shooting herself in the foot more than him lately. Especially with the fact that she's dying.

>>6912007
Wouldn't he be 74 then? I mean fuck, he'd be old as fuck and past presidents look like they need life support after their terms.

>>6911984
I don't even see why anyone bothers to get butthurt about the other candidate's supporters in this election. As far as I'm concerned, it's a choice between the devil you know and the devil you think you know but you're actually suffering from crippling naivete.

i love all of you girls so much

>>6912007
>he'll get elected 4 years later
You're assuming that, if he loses or wins, he'll run again. He won't.

>>6911994
Hehe......
You really want me to explain it to you?
In.
Sloppy.
Hot.
Sweaty.
Detail?

>>6912015
oh shit it's leafy

>>6911891
>winning
>being on reddit

Lul, you seriously boasted about winning an argument on reddit?

Do you not see how retarded that is?

where can I purchase a femboy to keep in my bed and snuggle

>>6912014
mine said that too and so do my friends and my boyfriend but I don't believe them :\ especially nowadays because I'm a lot skinnier and my face looks a lil gaunt
tranny mentality is tough to beat :(

>shopping is rather scary.
iktf ;-; I've been on hrt for 2 and a half years and I still do most of my shopping online because I'm scared of doing it in person

>>6912002
-w-

>>6912008
I'm not Faye anon..

>>6912031
A Yemeni bazaar

>>6912014
I don't have any girl clothes and I wear size 45 shoes if I'm using the right conversion.

>>6912023
<3

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holy shit pham
>My girlfriend is trans and recently started her transition
>I'm 21/F
>We have a 6 month old (next week) baby together.
>>6911095

>>6912021
I hope she's dying to be honest.

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>>6912015
>>6912029
nah i just thought their reaction was funny

>>6912033
ok show me ur butt then

>>6912025
Yes!

>>6912045
>>6912044
>>6912043
>>6912041
>>6912039
>>6912038
>>6912035
>>6912033
>>6912032
>>6912031
>>6912029
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.

As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor....

>>6912044
nice hair m9

>>6912043
Dubs decides when Hillary dies

>>6912028
leafy could make a passable girl with his complete lack of chin and jawline

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>>6912015
All my hair is fake

>>6912044
very pretty

>>6912044
>>6912052
Yeah, earlier I was thinking of how many people I'd maim or kill to have hair like that.

>>6912044>>6912059
>>6912061
thanks :-)
>>6912043
same

>>6912032
>tranny mentality is tough to beat :(
i know, but you have a lot more opinions on the subject than i do so you should probably try believing them? if so many say you're fine then you're probably fine.

i've got all my stuff from amazon too. i've went shopping once with my mom and it was hell.
>>6912038
why don't you go online shopping? just get your measurements and buy what looks good.

>>6912044
You look like Skrillex.

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>>6912044
Put a shirt on Weird Al!

>>6912045
N-no
I've posted butt before and anon told me it was a girl butt

>>6912051
Anon I don't think I'd be a good fighter
I could be a nurse though?

I really liked you, I want to get on top of you and use you all day this time, I want to fuck you on ur back and look into ur eyes as I choke you a little and whiper into ur ear how hard I want to fuck you, I want you to push back on my cock and make those same sweet little moans and barely whisper how good it feels
>>6912050

>>6912044
so qt <333

>>6912066
oh wow, can't unsee lol

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>tfw people abandon your cosmic horror thread seventy images too early to post in the "literally all trannies are whores" thread

>>6912064
ehhh maybeee
idk I do think people just try to be nice to me. I was clocked the other day based on appearance alone and that kinda ruined things for me, I don't believe them anymore

last time I went shopping in person was with my friend. I didn't buy anything and cried on the way home because of the stress ;-;

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>>6912055
>Tfw hillary dies in 2055
She could serve 2 terms! Yay

>>6912079
its ok nim you can make the next thread

always remember that I love you nim

>>6912064
Until last week, any prospect of having money to spend on clothes was in the unforeseeable future. I've barely been able to keep my face shaved for the last year and a half.

>>6912070
But ... but that doesn't really answer my question. ;~;

>>6912079
Start whoreposting nao!

>>6912082
Well, realistically, I don't think she'll make it that far. But, I'd much rather her be President, even just once rather than Trump.

>>6912085
Look I'm kinda busy trying to get this
""""""""Girl"""""""" to come over ur just gonna have to wait!!!

>>6912082
you aren't even american so why the hell do you care?
what an autistic fagit you are

>>6912069
butt or we riot

>>6912089
>""""""""Girl""""""""
wow
A little rude, isn't it?

>>6912090
>Always dragging us into bullshit expensive wars
>Always bombing refugees into our countries
>"Why do non-americans care who the US president is?"

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>>6912082
Shame you failed, if she won then there'd be no more America

>>6912070
I approve of this

>>6912091
Please don't riot ;~;

https://unsee.
cc/nipezadu/

>>6912099
thicc
h
i
c
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>>6912095
you guys made the choice to go to the war lmao, you could've just said "nah m8" like Germany

>>6912080
>I didn't buy anything and cried on the way home because of the stress ;-;
that's pretty much how it went for me too. good luck if you try another time. maybe go during a very slow hour on a weekday or something. or on a very busy where you just disappear into the masses. i'll try the slow hours next time if i get the courage.

>>6912099
remove pants or riot

>>6912106
We were brainswashed.

mommy mommy i wank milky wilkys

>>6912106
typical britbong blaming america for tony blaire

>>6912106
yeah this
americans are too dumb and sheepish to say no

>>6912110
No anon I can't
Please....

>>6912105
I get really embarrassed when straight guys stare at me because they think I'm a girl x.x

>>6912094
It's all bants.
Thought we had a sense of humor about this here I apologize.
What I meant to say is:
I'm preoccupied trying to convince this transgender girl whom I've had sexual relations with to come over to a strangers house in order for me to put my girthy penis inside of her itty bitty culo.

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>>6912090
>tfw Sass's dad is american and grew up in the US where she learnt to read and write.
>tfw Sass pledged allegience to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation Under God Indivisible, with liberty and Justice for all; for day on end, year after year, every schoolday morning.
>tfw Sass can't get citizenship because bullshit laws passed by Republican assholes.
I'm sorry bby, but I have to keep my pledge and my resentment intact until the republican party collapses into the shithole where it came from.

>>6912121
RIOT

>>6912109
good luck to you too! I bet it'll go better next time

(also don't feed the thirsty anons!)

>>6912122
Don't worry I was just pretending to be offended but I am not lmao
and good luck with that

do you think the Mets will be get the wildcard

>>6912122
I want some of that verga in my culo, papi.

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>tfw ur bf fucked you from 1am to 5am early this morning
>tfw he wants to do it again on Sunday

wew lass

>>6912124
That doesn't mean you have to love Hillary.

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>>6912115
Whatever you say, but Australia joined the war and we didn't get swamped my refugees : D

>>6912124
>tfw ancestors are British
>tfw bullshit British laws don't let me get citizenship
>tfw no convict reparations
;___:

>>6912124
>Sass dad left the country for some 3rd world banana world country
Sass' dad = traitor

>>6912129
i'm not the butt-anon lol

>>6912132
S-STOP IT!!!
Nothing triggers me more than stupid fuxking trannies teasing me knowing the probability of us being in the same fucking STATE let alone country is nil.
No eres mi nena!
Nunca vamos a cojer!

>>6912141
OH god I must have gotten that reply chain mixed up, sorry. there are a lot of (You)s flying around right now

>>6912126
N-no!

>>6912129
>>6912141
>>6912146
Please help me ;~;

>>6912124
USA is racist and doesn't want you. Come to Europe.
>>6912139
Your grandparents should have gotten citizenship before the empire collapsed, that's what mine did.
>Australia joined the war and we didn't get swamped my refugees
That may have something to do with you being in the middle of an ocean 12,000 miles away

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I've been playing for 4 hours straghit.
I feel tired

>>6912149
easy. tell them if they riot we will cut the butt pics to zero!

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>ribcage: 33 inches
>hips: 36 inches
>waist: 30 inches
>shoulders: 16.5 inches

someone pls tell me how shitty i have it

>>6912150
Oh well, I'm not even mad desu, I still want my convict reparations.
>That may have something to do with you being in the middle of an ocean 12,000 miles away
Doesn't keep them from trying

>>6912132
Wait Sass where are you actually from?

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just got off work and got my first check. It was for $700 but the government fucked me in the asshole without lube and took $150 out of it. I guess im officially a wage cuck ;_;

meh, at least it covers all my bills for 2 months so next weeks check will all go to electrolysis

>>6912131
go away Sienfeld

>>6912134
I've loved Hillary since she kicked Grandma Bush's ass in the 92 presidential wife bakeoff by using a betty crocker recipe, and faggot republicans retaliated by starting a 20+ year war of defamation on her character.

She has beat these idiots at their game and using their rules, every single time.

Hillary is not only my preferred US presidential candidate, but a woman I admire and look up to.

Sorry if this makes me unpopular, but that's the way it is and this is who I am

>>6912126
LEAVE ANON ALONE SHE'S MY FRIEND

>>6912149
got your back :3

>>6912158
>ribcage 36"
>hips 38"
>waist 34"
>shoulders 17.5"
just kys my shit up pham

>>6912158
No worse than I have it

>>6912156
That's a good idea!
I just need to be firm :/

>>6912163
Thank youu ^~^

>>6912126
If you riot then there won't be any more butt pics because of the riot
O-ok?

>>6912162
>a woman I admire and look up to.
jfc

>>6912161
sorry you got fucked
revolution when?

>>6912162
Hillary is an evil satanist who diminishes the efforts of loving, stay-at-home mothers with her toxic "sorry I can't stay home and bake cookies all day" comments.
The bitch.

>>6912162
I don't really care who you support, it doesn't stop me from liking you in general. I don't find her to be an appealing role model, but then, I don't find any politicians to be as such.

>>6912173
she's shitposting nigga

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jesus my boobs fucking hurt

>>6912162
>he thinks Republitards started smear campaign against Hillary en masse because of some dumb cookout
lool how delusional can you get
Seriously, you are like the epitome of a tinfoil conspiracy theorist except on the left

>>6912173
Better than looking up to a person who is shit at business and hates women

>>6912176
Trump is a role model
I wanna raise my adopted kids to be just like him.

>>6912179
do you want me to kiss them better kayla?

>>6912161
That's 20% tax, standard for nearly every country.
>>6912180
Why does no-one ever talk about the British elections? We're relevant too you know!

>>6912179
S A M E
it means they're growing right? ;;

>>6912182
How?
By teaching kids how to fail at business?
How to treat women poorly?

>>6912182
You want to raise them to be orange?

>>6912182
I'm going to raise my wife's boyfriend's kids to be a perfect citizen like Bernie and the rest of his supporters who went to the Hillary camp

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>>6912181
so clinton is worse better than clinton?
>>6912185
>we're relevant
hahahahahha

>>6912184
>kissing boobs
what are a you, a faggot or what?

>>6912158
>ribcage: 32
>hips: 33
>waist: 28
>shoulders:16-17
>manface
im giving up

>>6912195
Both are shit.
But you want someone who has no political experience and wants to treat America as a business.

>>6912144
No vamos a coger la primera vez, te la voy a chupar tan rico que ahí mismo te venís y no se te va a parar hasta el otro día papi. ;)

>>6912140
Actually, he is sort of a traitor according to the US gov. Got an FBI file and stuff.

>>6912139
>>6912159
Io sonno Italiana!!!!! :3

>>6912150
>tfw Italian and only know English and Spanish well enough for employment and England shit on my plans by becoming non Euro.
;-;

>>6912189
Teaching them to stand up for themselves and be strong and decisive, not to tread on eggshells around every minority and special snowflake.
>>6912190
n-no but it's really unlikely they'll tan like me since we won't have common genes.
>>6912192
c u c k

>>6912192
Perfect citizen? I voted for him, but even he's just a watered down version of my ideals.

>>6912185
>not talking about the Aussie elections

>>6912201
>shoulders:16-17
that's a pretty big difference. 16 is average for girls.

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>>6912205
Nice, can you make me some spaghetti :3

>>6912206
They don't have to tan at all. Do you know if spray tan places give discounts for children?

>>6912202
For someone with no political experience he's doing incredibly well.
He's one of the top 3 candidates for the highest office in the country.
>>6912208
Aussies are gonna vote in a totalitarian who pushes more oppressive and unnecessary laws. Surprise surprise.

>>6912099
HOW LONG ON HORMONES

>>6912201
>ribcage: barrel chest
>hips: fuck if I know.
>waist: think dadbod>>6912199

>shoulders: W I D E
>Actual guyface.
I'm a chaser :3

>>6912214
That's because he understands how the common voter is a fucking idiot

>>6912214
Who?

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>>6912205
>traitor
no wonder you want clinton to win
>>6912202
no no, daddy is gonna make america great again. people don't want a career politician.

>>6912205
>>tfw Italian and only know English and Spanish well enough for employment and England shit on my plans by becoming non Euro.
>;-;
That's what you get for trying to steal British jobs.

>>6912184
oh um... n-no

>>6912187
yeah

>>6912203
actually anyone on hrt can get boobs

>>6912185
>That's 20% tax, standard for nearly every country.
they shouldn't tax me because i'm a poor tranny. Go tax all the rich white preppy fucks who don't have to live paycheck to paycheck

what is the best daiper brand?

>>6912222
America hasn't been great for a very long time and it never will be

>>6912225
*kissu *

>>6912205
>tfw only time I came close to cumming from head was with a sloppy girl who was way into it.
You have no power here!
Seriously tho where do you live

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>>6912231
once daddy is in charge it will be

>>6912209
theyre 16.5
>>6912216
yeah you dont want to see it

>>6912235
mommy jill in charge

>>6912219
le "I'm smarter than half the country because of my political beliefs" meme
good one
>>6912221
it's what australia always does
>>6912225
it sucks but we all gotta pay the tax because we all enjoy government """protection""" and roads and shit.

>>6912215
Ummm not long enough for any fat distribution
I've always had hips and a butt >.>

>>6912225
When you file your taxes, try to get as many credits and deductions as you can legally receive.

>>6912235
her shoes contrast everything else so much
uggo

>>6912228
Diapers are for irredeemable degenerates.
Shit in your partner's mouth like god intended.

>>6912239
Gonna be a shame desu

>tfw you want to shave and look girly today but you don't have any razors

>>6912177
:( i'm actually not.

>>6912176
:)

>>6912175
>Hillary is an evil satanist who diminishes the efforts of loving, stay-at-home mothers
this makes me wet my panties.

>>6912173
Oy vey! AmIrite?

>>6912176
:3 you be dope Anon!

>>6912180
It could have been the cookies or the fact that
>She has beat these idiots at their game and using their rules, every single time.
like I said in my post. I'm not sure which one it is, because Republicans are so trigger happy.

>>6912222
>czech'd
I could defend my daddy how he served his country and shit on the communists around Latin america only to be shit on by Bush, but that would sort of sound like a hollywood fantasy.

Anyhow, we aren't on good terms, so say whatever you want to.

Hillary is the best candidate hands down.

>>6912211
Sure AF!!!!! I love cooking for people!

>>6912243
They match the wall

>>6912240
lucky!

>>6912249
Why don't you have any razors?

>>6912250
>this makes me wet my panties.
edgi

>>6912252
She's not wearing the wall

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Getting tested for hiv
>i hate needles
Save me

אמא אמא אני רוצה חלבי

>>6912242
Well I asked my moms tax lady on the phone and she said I will get a nice fat check in april, I just think its silly to take it now and give it later

>>6912258
Stop having unprotected secks
this is the price u pay

>>6912235
No it won't
Will he be able to stop crime, fix the broken education system, give rights to lgbt?
I doubt it

>>6912257
W-well yeah, but...they match something at least.

>>6912238
frick that's my name and that post really confused me

>>6912249
>been out of razors for like a week and stuff is starting to grow back
I wonder if my old electric shaver would be a good temp fix

>>6912253
But I should be sleek and thin like other boys ;~;

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>>6912250
Awesome
desu I wanna go to Italy but I can't afford it ;_;
My parents are going there in a few days though :c

>>6912239
Trump has runned on a racist campaign and his voters still like him, so yeah he proved how dumb they are.

Go back to pol

>>6912257
i was feeling sad and not shaving so i guess i didnt notice

>>6912264
It's certainly inefficient, but it is what it is.

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>>6912243
she matches the wall
>>6912250
wew lass
>>6912262
woah that's too lood for the language of my ppl
>>6912272
>trump is racist
>his supporters are racist
that argument just doesn't work

>>6912275
hugg nim (extra tight hugg)

>>6912233
>Czech'd
I live in a country who's abbreviation is Gt.

>>6912243
I actually love her shoes. 10/10.

>>6912223
>Implying inbred lower class britons that remained on the island and became more inbred can actually do the mentally challenging and technical labor required to be competitive in the 21st. century
They make fine soldiers for american wars tho. :3

>>6912272
Name one racist thing he's said

>>6912203
mean have breast tissue too
men can get breast cancer

>>6912278
Have you ever been to a trump campaign?
I've been to two and his supporters want to lynch minorities

>>6912272
That's a media meme, Trump's not racist.
Also, people aren't dumb for having ideas you don't agree with, stop being a small-minded bigot.
>>6912275
head to the store and grab one!
>>6912280
>inbred lower class britons
>promoting racemixing
ew.

>>6912258
dying of the common cold is worse

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>>6912282
He said "Kill all niggers, 14/88 blaze it. Gas the Spics, Taco war now"

>>6912282
1. He attacked Muslim Gold Star parents

2. He claimed a judge was biased because “he’s a Mexican”

3. The Justice Department sued his company ― twice ― for not renting to black people

>>6912257
Adoring satan is not edgi. :3

>>6912271
I'm not in Italy tho :(

>>6912278
>tfw cyba has no witty retort.
Oh bby it's a wild world.

>>6912295
aww
where are you in atm?

>>6912293
>1. He attacked Muslim Gold Star parents
He retaliated when they went up in public and told LIES about him to millions of Americans.
>>6912293
>2. He claimed a judge was biased because “he’s a Mexican”
The judge was a member of a Mexican-american lawyers and judges association which publicly condemned Trump. Gee, I wonder why he'd think the judge is biased?
>3. The Justice Department sued his company ― twice ― for not renting to black people
>owners are responsible for what their employees do
Maybe blacks should learn to be responsible tenants.

>>6912295
It's p edgy ;3

>>6912158
>ribcage 34"
>hips 43"
>waist 32"
>shoulders 16.5" end to end
>biacromial shoulders 14.5"

>>6912290
Why do we need a Taco war? America makes plenty of tacos, most of them aren't authentic, but there is no shortage of tacos. It's not even oil.

>He attacked Muslim Gold Star parents
An IRAQ veteran lmao

Who gives a shit about them its a fact that they basically died because the US government lied to them

>He claimed a judge was biased because “he’s a Mexican”
If anyone would be biased in cases dealing with immigration from Mexico it'd be a Mexican judge

>The Justice Department sued his company ― twice ― for not renting to black people
Why would you want to rent to hoodrats that have a higher chance of not being able to afford your rent

>>6912282
He said he only enjoys taking BBC up his trump hole.

>>6912287
>Not wanting genetically superior caramel coloured babies with blue eyes and blonde hair who will thrive and survive in global warming era.
Sucks to be you, desu

>>6912298
Your responses is what I expected from a trump shill

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So believe me, I get it.
You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP.
Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross.
He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late.

>>6912293
>>6912307

>>6912311
what?

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>>6912286
>his supporters want to lynch minorities
wow you really convinced me anon
>>6912290
ALL THE MINORITIES
>>6912295
there is no point
>>6912293
1. he criticized the khans, who deserved it.
2. he is politically opposed to trump
3. idc what some rando at one of his companies did
>>6912313
nah man raping little girls is my fav

>>6912311
thanks for correcting the record ;)

>>6912301
Ok, I'm sort of edgy, but not as edgy as say a pagan or a wiccan or a buddhist.

>>6912298
I'm in a country who's abbreviation is actually GT.

So believe me, I get it.
You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP.
Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross.
He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late.

>>6912313
Fuck Brad.

>>6912308
blonde hair and blue eyes are recessive traits, racemixing could destroy them forever.
>>6912312
*stomps*