Gay General: Husbando Edition

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>hook
Deary... really?

I just can't seem to hit a prostate orgasm, no matter how hard I try. I just keep precumming:(

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>>6894585
>Who is your husbando

>>6894592
>tfw no evil bf to purify with my love
>tfw no evil bf to corrupt me
I didn't ask for these feels

>>6894596
Degenerate. Your husbando is the one who comes to mind first, your go to guy that you think is cute, anyone else is just a crush that proves you unfaithful.

>>6894615
Oh I'm perfectly happy to be a degenerate. Especially when it's a fictional husband.

>>6894642
Come and teach me how to have a prostate orgasm senpai

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>>6894648

ok, you start with putting this on

>>6894668
B-but... That will cover my fun zone

>>6894677

Yep. Gotta learn that your prostate is your new fun zone.

>>6894682
I find that weirdly arousing. I'd be game for it to be honest.

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WHEN ARE YOU HOMOS GONNA GET A BF

SICK OF YOUR SHIT

>>6894625
>especially when it's a fictional husband

How dare you. How fucking dare you. You come into my thread, my fucking SANCTUARY, and you drag this pathetic sack of shit for an opinion along with you without any concern for the putrid trail you leave behind? I am done, I'm at my wits end and I've had it up to here. Get out, just fucking leave before I really lose my temper. Don't expect me to keep being Mr. Nice Guy anymore, you're not worthy of that. I am on the verge of unleashing my wrath, pray you are not around to see it.

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>>6894722
Dennis, calm down. Give your computer husband a peck on the monitor and be calm.

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>>6894705

Good boy.

>>6894731

Vaporwave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eRf__n7VPg

>>6894735
I want to use this now.

>"Hey, anon, how are you?"
>"VAPORWAVE"

>>6894740

p o s t
i r o n i c
m e m e
g e n r e

>>6894585
Nobody, but I want to know what true love is

>>6894745
poop meeme

>>6894731
Homework.
I just wanna play Resident Evil

>>6894753

mfw you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JySGRUFKlk0

>>6894710
My boyfriend a New York doing fashion week right now

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>It's a StraightWhiteGuy episode

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>>6894769

>New York fashion week
>boyfriend
>homos

Yep, it checks out.

>>6894772

Later it's a nude SWG episode.

As in, everyone else gets nude and I wear comfy clothes.

So this qt Spanish boy I like asked me for my number today.
I still can't convince myself that he is homo though and not just being friendly.

>>6894780
https://youtu.be/RyJsRSArNYY
dance with me

*dances*

>>6894795

Bleach for me ears

I want an average white top bf to love me. Is that so much to ask? I don't think so.

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>>6894806

I agree. Straight men suck (cock like champs)

>>6894807

Easy if you're cute

Why can't I sleep gaygen, I'm thinking about getting pills, hold me, and then kill me, and then hold me again. Fuck this shit man it's driving me cray.

>>6894834
y do u feel that way anon? :(

>>6894837
Because I can't fucking sleep. I might get some pills tomorrow. It's driving me stir crazy.

>>6894828
Not if you're closeted and don't have any contact with gays at all.

>>6894615
>Degenerate. Your husbando is the one who comes to mind first, your go to guy that you think is cute, anyone else is just a crush that proves you unfaithful.
This.

Any way to cum only from anal stimulation?
How do I do it?

>>6894939

Have a man fuck you

>>6894985
I've tried that a lot of times, like, a lot of times, like a looot of times, like you have no idea how many men have been in my ass.
But I can't seem to cum from penetration alone.

>>6894985
FUCK ME DIRTY AND CALL ME MILDRED

>>6895005

It varies by person I believe, best way is to really stimulate the prostate, like put a lot of pressure on it. I've never been able to achieve one, gotten close, but not enough.

>>6895031
I haven't had one :( come give me one you big crazy

>>6895046

Would if I could ;)

>>6895085
blueballsed over 4chan, what has my life become

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I can actually feel my body melting and becoming a liquid rn

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>roll for your russian/slavic bf

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>>6894903
Don't trigger me, anon!

>>6894834
Just don't use them too much. Dependency on a drug to help you sleep can only go bad.

>>6895216
CHEEKI BREEKI

>>6895218
But it's driving me mad now being able to sleep when I want to. I end up on a hypersomnia track that ends up difficult to fix.

>>6895231
Use the pills, but sparingly. On/off I'd say. Had an ex that needed pills or other stimulants to sleep, he hated the need, but he had no choice.

>>6895031
Would not fapping or chastity help

>>6895259

Chastity probably would help

>>6895254
Yeah I have a tournament in less than 2 weeks. I wanna be able to fuckin sleep ;-; so much stress at the moment

>>6895272
What kind?

>>6895298
Badminton ;-; first one since retraining to my left hand

>>6895340
Yeah, better rest up.

>>6895343
At the moment I'm waking up at like 5pm, going training, then staying up til 7am. I tried to fix my sleep last week but it failed.

>>6895348
That is just like my roommate. Used to sleep incredibly late/early and slept all day. Shit sucks.

>>6895358
Yeah so I want some pills to rectify it. Maybe some ambien or some shit. I should only need a few day's worth.

>>6895366
I imagine a few days won't be awful, but watch it with the doses, man. Good luck though, I hate not sleeping right, so I can only imagine.

>>6895372
I know right.

>>6895370
Yeah, just a temporary fix. I've had fatigue problems so they'll probably give them to me easy.

>>6895268
Wouldn't it be weird if I had it when I went out

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I'm the anon that had that boyfriend that only ever saw me every few weeks.

I called him earlier and he told me that he didn't like me back. He said he took a while to really come to terms with it, and the part that hurts the most is that he said he wanted to end it because "he really liked me, but he knew it wouldn't work out in the end with me". I've never had anyone break up with me saying that before, I'm confused and I feel hurt. I felt like we had such potential. I'm trying not to take it personally but it's hard, he was such a sweet guy, he was really someone special. I feel heartbroken. I wish I could have someone to hug right now....hold me gaygen.

>>6895457
I would hold you, but you have breakup germs and it might be contagious.

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>>6895457
Sorry bud, but it happens. He was honest at least with his feelings. Better he tell you now and say it rather than drag out a thing he's not in to.

lost my grandpas tie that ive worn every day since he died 2 years ago

i am genuinely tempted to take a personal day and just not go to work today

>>6895540
Thanks for this video, it really made me smile. Laughing at retarded Asians and their idiot attempts at positivity and philosophy never gets old. I hope the world crushes this man's spirit and he kills himself.

>>6895005

Get more men in there

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COMING THROUGH
>>6895216
roll for vladimir

>>6894834
Get some phenegran hayfever tablets, they get you high as a fucking kite. You have yo preside the pharmacy to give them to you though, even though they aren't prescription.

Then you want want to die because you'll feel completely at peace. Then its time to listen to this; https://youtu.be/UnvxnG58gtQ

>>6895902
Oh piss off phone.

Basically, take the phengrans to sleep, they *will* knock you out within the hour.

If you somehow manage to stay awake (have your eyes closed for about a minute will send you into a deep sleep) you'll start tripping some serious balls but its wonderful.

>tfw daddy makes you fart his cum out of your butt onto the bed and lick it up before you're allowed to sleep
N.. Nani?

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>>6896012
semen is disgusting

>>6896017
Only when he has a poor diet

>>6896025
>poor diet
Also called "eating anything except pineapples and bananas and having a healthy sodium intake"
Oh, you mean you don't have a sodium deficiency? Well guess your boyfriend is just going to have to choke it down. If he swallows fast enough the aftertaste probably won't kill him.
What's that? You ate a garlic breadstick? Well you're fucked. Enjoy your battery acid cum.
Oh god don't tell me you ingested dairy products what is wrong with you? Do you want to kill your boyfriend with the toxic sludge your testicles are now producing?
What the fuck you had a hamburger with ONIONS? Your ejaculate is now radioactive waste capable of killing an elephant with an LD50 of ~1mg/kg

If a man's cum is anything but positively vile, it means he's tailored his diet exclusively to make his cum taste good regardless of the risks posed by malnutrition.

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>>6894585
>>6894585
Ray. And my cubcake.


>>6895889
Sup Brotag.

Why do people have to clean the windows. It's terrifying.

>>6896017
>>6896049
>not liking cum
Why even post here?

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>>6894585
Henny
or Chris Pratt, I know, entry level husbandos but I'm easy

>>6895879
You!

I like you!

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>>6895879
>tfw czech genes, but no czech heritage
Good thing most czechs are twink/twunk
>thankyou for my German/Polish/Lithuanian genes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9MTGNaEXGM

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>>6896124
>typical czech

*shudder*

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>>6896124
>Slavic abomination
Explains so much.

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>>6896137
Most of me is German bruder

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>>6896141
Whatever you say, Wojciech.

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>>6896149
A small % of me is Irish does that help?

>>6896097
The taste is salty and odd but not that off putting, for me its the texture I disagree with, you can almost feel them wriggling around inside your mouth.

>>6896092
It helps the UV rays penetrate your soft squishy skin.

>>6896165
>you can almost feel them wriggling around inside your mouth.
that's the hottest thing ever though

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>>6896165
>>6896167
>tfw get cum shot in your eye
>yfw you realize the stinging/burning sensation is sperm trying to impregnate your eyeball

>>6896210
Is this legit what the fuck

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>>6896220
Sperm has only one job man, impregnate an egg. Your eyeball is a liquid-like membrane that's why your eye is irritated and sore after getting cum in your eyes.

>>6896167
I guess, I suppose you just have to learn to enjoy it but initially it's very weird so I was like woah what and swallowed it.

>>6896210
Haha I've never had that but I can believe it. It dries like glue too, a strong one at that.

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>>6896236
>Sperm has only one job
Subjugation.

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>>6896241
Reminds me of "Happiness". Movie is so fucked up, but all Todd Solondz movies are fucked up. Very 4chanesque films he makes.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=06d_1403262303

>tfw your tummy hurts and you have a nasty diarrhea and daddy cums on it and tells you to eat it

:( doing it for daddy

>>6896301
That's disgusting and I hope this is fiction.

>>6896303
i vomitted when i took my first lick/bite

daddy is mad

>>6896301
Twinks are so disgusting.

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>>6896310
>>6896301

>>6896345
So when are you n SP gonna rape my beefy hairy ass?

90% of 'bears' are just fat fucks and try - and fail, miserably - to sexualise that and it's hilarious

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>>6896352
never

>>6895902
>>6895914
I got some zopliclone. Fuck you sleep.

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>bears
>bara
>'daddies'
>masc4masc

I can't stop throwing up since I did >>6896301

can you get sick from eating human diarrhea (your own)?

>>6896438
what the fuck

were you / are you serious?

A question for gay guys.
If you were stuck on a deserted island with a bunch of women and no other men, would you eventually start having sex with the women?

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>>6896479
If the women looked like this.

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>>6896479

...maybe

if they looked masculine enough, it would probably work

>>6896528
is that chloe grace moretz? she looks ripped as fuck

>tfw might look pretty alright if I lost more 40 pounds
>appetite has increased after months of low appetite

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Why do black gays call ass cheeks cake?

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I have strange orangey blobs on my chest.

I dont have them anywhere else. What does this mean?

>>6896605
that's a rash symptomatic of recent HIV infection

>>6896678

lol

>>6896605
Discoloration from acne you had as a teenager, probably. That's what mine are.

No one in gaygen is as gay as me.

>>6896855

ive kissed another man with a third guy's dick between our mouths

beat that, cunt

>>6896865
You again!

I already out-gayed you twice.

>>6896855
I ate my diarrhea and my bf's cum and vomitted for like 2 hours

>>6896873

remind me how?

>>6896878

thats not gay thats just being an infantile moron

>>6896881
By licking the cum out of a dude's butt and snowballing it with him!

>>6896886

ohhh yeah i remember now

fuck

ill figure out a way to outgay you eventually, mark my words

>>6896881
>infantile moron because I have different fetishes from you and do what my daddy tells me

ok bud

>>6896878
>>6896894
You disgust me

I've noticed something strange, it seems these days I cum a lot more than I used to. If I go just one or two days without fapping, edge a bit, or just get really horny I cum an absolute shit load, I don't remember cumming this much a year ago. Not really complaining, just found it a bit odd.

>>6896922
That's disgusting, record a video of it!

>>6896918
my body belongs to my daddy, deal with it

maybe one day you'll find a man to give yourself to too, you judgemental bitch

>>6896937

Well I've taken a few snaps of it for someone, but I didn't save it beyond that

>>6896944

your dick is haunted by a spook

>>6896995

Ghost cummies, spoopy

>>6896359
I hate how true this is. Its ruining my fap sessions when I search bear related porn and only get obese men porn.

>>6896922
Hot...

>>6896922
>>6896944
Are you gonna fill his butt up with your cummies when you top him?

>>6897111

Maybe :3 or his mouth

>>6897112
I'm jealous of that guy, I wish I had a qt to give me cummies, but only daddies actually talk to me on grindr
which is okay, but I just for once want a guy my age

>>6897129
>I just for once want a guy my age
Exactly. My sentiments exactly.

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>>6894585
This thread is adorable. You guys are adorable. Bunch of sluts you are. Truly makes me appreciate saving my virginity for that one guy of my dreams.

>>6897200
I'm a slut at heart but don't act on it. Waiting to meet a guy who I can commit to and who will let us to unspeakable slutty things together :3

>>6897200
>slut shaming
you must be a twink

>>6897251
Twinks are the sluttiest though.

>>6897253
exactly they're hypocritical slut shaming sluts

i've finally decide to try some dating website so i can lose my virginity.

i want to upload pics of me. what's the best strategy( in terms of rappresenting myself)?
what are the best poses?
i have a good camera, but my room is a bit blank and boring to shoot, bathroom sounds weird and i would have to use auto-shot to do any photo which is creepy and also extremely hard to setup.
any suggestion on how to do anything good? i refuse to shoot myself in the mirror of my home's shitting room.

i do not have any recent picture of myself. i always refused to be photographed.

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>>6897251
You don't need to be a twink to value purity and monogamy, and in fact I doubt most of those nasty twinks are pure. I bet you're one of those nasty sluts whose genitals have touched someone else than his husband-to-be.

>>6894609
Kurt's the best

>>6897263
Your priorities right now are to get a nice haircut, a nice outfit and to have a thorough wash.

I can't stress how many people have said the same thing and end up posting a picture in a stained t-shirt and with unkempt greasy hair, then they wonder why no one messages them.

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>>6897263
Imagine that years from now your husband sees this very post, where you ask advice how to best whore yourself out. Is that really what you want, you filthy whore?

I found a qt virgin of my age on Grindr

>>6897291
that's too old to still be a virgin

>>6897274
i think i am not going to committ this mistake.


>>6897278
w-whore out? what the fuck are you even thinking?
i just want to increase my chances to get one date with the best partner for me, not get with as many guys as possible.

>>6897305
Sick burn to me, but I did
I'm a 20 yo virgin who is, maybe, finally breaking the curse
I'm so exited, we're meeting tomorrow
He looks and sounds so adorable

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>>6897328
That's a terrible reason to lose your virginity. I can see right through you, a slut in the making. I pity your future husband. Then again, he'll probably end up being a slut too. Sluts for sluts.

What qualities are important to you in a romantic partner?

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>>6895179
uh yeah you have superior husbando here.

>>6897481
Cuteness, honesty, and kindness.

>>6897481

Kind, reasonably intelligent, good natured, likes to do fun activities when we have time.

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>>6897481
I'm assuming you mean personality traits not physical parameters.

>Kindness
>Loyalty
>Intelligence
>Honesty
>Forgiving
>Generous
>Understanding
>Humorous
>Loving
>Rational

The most important of all of these is:
>Humorous

>>6895179
Who is this semen demon

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>>6897481
Purity.

>>6897200
>>6897266
>>6897278
>>6897335
>>6897575
Get a trip so I can filter you.

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I got bored and curious about what a black person with down syndrome looked like, so I googled it. There's a picture of fucking Eddie Murphey on the first page.

It's relevant because he banged a tranny or something.

Would you date Eddie Murphey?

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>>6897687
The only hot black guy is pic related

>>6897481
>Kind
>Loving
>Loyal
>Honest
>Passionate about something
>Not necessarily a genius, but smart enough to think for himself
>Likes me and their quirks
>I like them and their quirks
>Compatible interests/personality
>Reasonable mutual physical attraction

>>6897733
>>Likes me and their quirks
Do you have multiple personality disorder?

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>>6897703
I would let the man in my gif destroy me, whoever he is.

>>6897737
No, but I do have:
>The most ridiculously british accent ever
>A moderate obsession with pathogens
>Some sort of non-vocal tic
>Some other much more minor stuff

>someone liked your photo on match!
>someone winked at you!
>get excited since feeling lonely
>it's a 65 year old man

;_;

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>>6897678
Not my fault my message of purity strikes a chord in you sluts.

>>6897785
>Some other much more minor stuff
Your dick?

>>6897814
N-NO.
DON'T BE SO LEWD, ANON-KUN.
KI-KISAMA BAKA YAROU ZE!

>>6897805
i like your in spanish pics, but your posts are lowbrow and pathetic

>>6897841
Oh so you do have a 'minor' dick?

Are all the guys on Daddyhunt too old and ugly?

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>>6897703

How do you feel about pic related?

>>6897883
Disgusted.

>>6897877
N-no...
We shouldn't be talking about this here; it's a blue board.

>>6897575
>faeces eating degenerate genetic dead-end homosexual
>pure
>any dignity

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>>6897481
>kind
>adaptable
>emotionally mature
>reliable
>honest
>reasonably self aware
>understanding
>funny
>LOYAL
>willing to challenge me when they think I'm wrong and okay with being challenged
>interesting or knowledgable
>good at cuddling
>good taste in video games
>real

But most of that is inconsequential minor preferences when compared to the most important quality
>loves me

Homosexuality appears as one of the forms of sexuality when it was transposed from the practice of sodomy onto a kind of interior androgyny, a hermaphroditism of the soul. The sodomite had been a temporary aberration; the homosexual was now a species.

Why are lesbians such horrible people?

>>6897939
Apparently lesbians are even worse than single mothers, and have insane domestic abuse rates.

>>6897955
I think penis has natural mellowing and reasoning agents inside of it. If you have one it's so strong you need balls to give you bravado and chill you out. It's why Eunuchs were so chill, they still had dicks but no balls. Housewives get dick a whole bunch, single mothers are still craving dick, but can't get it, and lesbians have grown so dry of dick that they like the pain for some reason.

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My bf broke up with me last night, and he said he "really liked me" but "he knew it wouldn't work out", and he "wanted to stop me and him from getting hurt in the end" He's in his late twenties, so I asked him if it's because he's afraid to waste his time and he said "that's definitely part of it"

I've been losing my mind, thinking about it non stop. I just don't understand, if you like somebody, why not go out with them? No one ever knows if it's going to work out until you try. Why wouldn't he try? Was he just too terrified to get hurt? I feel like I shouldn't be thinking about these things but it's tearing me up inside.

>>6898025
He sounds like a massive asshole who wants to be "deep" and "introspective", and because of that thinks he shouldn't talk to his partner any personal problems he's having, but should instead bottle up his feelings and cut his loved one(s) off.
Just going to be honest, you can do better than someone who implies that you're a cheating, indecisive whore for absolutely no reason. You'll be much better without him.

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>>6898025
How long was the relationship? Were you living together?
>"that's definitely part of it"
What a cunt. You shouldn't beat yourself up over him.

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>>6898025
>>6898093
3 months. I asked him over and over again when we called if he could tell me a specific reason why, and he said "Have you ever liked someone. Like really liked them, but you knew inside that in the end it wouldn't last? I have this feeling, and you know how sometimes you just know? I just know it wouldn't work out and I don't want either of us to get hurt".

I told him that you never know if you don't try, if you're not vulnerable and start to love then you never know if it's going to work out, to which he said, "don't you think it's better to avoid the heartbreak if you can?"

I'm just so confused. It felt like he really liked me, and I asked him so many times and he never gave me a definitive answer.

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>>6898093
Thoughts?

which one of you did this >>>/fit/38690257

>>6898025
>if you like somebody, why not go out with them?
Maybe he has crippling depression and didn't want to drag you through it to?

>>6898135
>3 months
Sounds like the two of you got swept up in the feels and got into a relationship too fast and he most likely wanted to experiment more before settling down, so he broke it off premature. He sounded like a cunt though, anon. How old are you?
>>6898136
Pretty cool I guess.

>tfw no cubby black bf

ANy white guys here dated a black dude ? What was it like ? Was he a SJW ? No meme answers pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj7p3aRMQGs

>>6898135
>>6898171
22. He's 29. He said that he's dated guys my age and it's not a problem at all.

>>6898174
Are you into std?

>>6898216
She has a point:
>Cause one innocent being to suffer and die horribly
>Allow thousands upon thousands of innocent beings (including babies) to suffer and die horribly

Choosing the second is knowingly causing more evil and suffering, but trying to take the moral high ground because they don't have to look at it happening. In a way, it's worse, because it's distancing yourself from the pain you are knowingly allowing to be inflicted in order to feel better in and of yourself.
Inaction is still action.

>inb4 >She

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I don't want to die alone.

I don't want to settle for someone I don't like though...

>>6898330
Then find someone you like. And make sure they like you too.

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>>6898334
Why didn't I think of that?

hitler: the uncut story

>>6897782

>>6897481
A big black cock.

>>6898442

Bad KR

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>tfw atg squat and weighted hip thrust prs

>>6897481
Liking someone would be a good start.

>>6898135
Did he actually say "but you knew inside that in the end it wouldn't last"? Normal people don't talk like they're in a movie trailer.

As a manchild I can spot a manchild from a mile away.

>>6898503
Yeah, that's pretty close to what he said, he used those words. He also stressed multiple times that "he had this feeling and he just knew, you know?", like in his eyes that was his core reasoning.

>>6898560
I think you may have dodged a bullet. Just saying.

Well I asked him out and he said yes
Now to find out if he is gay or not.

>>6898570
hello,


I hope you get sleep paralysis when ur nice n cozy n relaxed tonight Clownwheels :^)

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would you?

Who wants to be my bf?????????

>daddyhunt still hasn't accepted my profile photo

I need a bf before bed time and it's less than 2 hours away.

>>6898705
I'll be your bf.

>>6898488

Post pumped booty and thighs

>>6898589

Make sure to suck his dick. If he cums he's straight, if he pulls you up to suck yours he's gay

>>6898664

absolutely yes

>>6898725
Where you at?

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>>6898729
>Post pumped booty and thighs

>really cute guy messages you on Scruff
>he's in a relationship

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>>6898739

Yah

>>6898756
fine kohai http://imgur.com/a/0Cj6G

>>6898734
New York?

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>>6898771

Bad boy.

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>>6898789

>>6898775
Texas...

>>6897739
his name is Broderick Hunter, he's a model

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>>6898807

>ven-chan drinking my cummies.jpg

>>6898808
I'm sorry, anon. I really want you to find someone too.

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>>6898816
nah, I have a cubcake for that

>>6898843
I think I'm going to have to try a long distance relationship again if things keep going this bad.

I'm afraid people like me less after fooling around with me though, I don't want that happening after meeting a ldr bf... would be such a waste of time.

>>6898857

You know what they say

Two bottoms don't make a top

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>>6898857
It's a good thing we're verse.

How's your bf/pup doing?

>>6898957

Sure you are hunty

I don't have a bf/pup I just have a couple of guys I'm slutting it up with

>>6898972
>Sure you are hunty
So catty.

>I don't have a bf/pup I just have a couple of guys I'm slutting it up with

Neat. You're going after a litter of pups then. Makes sense.

>>6899005

>a litter of pups

It's called a pack

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>>6899013
Well best of luck with that.

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>>6899025

I already have them tho...

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>>6899037
Not the lewd ones.

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>>6899041

me too

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>>6899055
Well hopefully you'll find someone to rest their head on your pecs Kohai

I got mine.

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>>6899083

First I need to get pecs...

>>6899090
>>6899083
Jesus just fuck already

>>6899161

Suck my cock nerd

>>6899083
Venny <3

I found a room purely for deadlifting at the gym and there are so many trap bars and it's amazing and my gainz have exploded and everything is wonderful and I love life yay ^_^

>>6895216
...

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Someone tell me how make a boyfriend out of the dude that sucks my cock every week?

I want him to love me.

>>6899511

Take him on a date?

Seems p simple

>>6899511
Act romantic and friendly with him. Ask him about his day, have long conversations about all kinds of things, take him out to places. Hang out with him in a romantic setting without you guys having sex. It'll start to change the kind of relationship you have.

Word of warning, he may not want to date you, so I would try all the advice above, and then at some point ask him how he feels about where this is going.

Ugh, why do I hate gay culture so much? This guy I'm dating is messaging me. And I told him I'm at game night. He responds with

> is it gayme night? Or just game night?

He's not a gamer at all. I don't have many gay friends, I get along with straight guys more than not.

Why does it weird me out? I don't even know what to say. Yes it's "just" game night, sorry I'm not so fucking gay that I hang out with mostly straight people.

I don't even particularly want to go to all gay events. Pride, gayme night, or otherwise. Am I weird?

>>6899642

Internalized homophobia desu

>>6899639
I've already done that and he's rejected and ignored me.Its clear to me that he dosnt want to date or before then friends, but I was wounder if i could pull some psychological stuff to trigger him into loving me for more then my peen ;-;

I'm really excited to meet him at the end of this week, but I'm also just a little nervous too

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>>6899642
>Mixing social life with video games
Is there anything more normie?

>>6899678
Nothing internalized about it. I'm perfectly happy with myself too.

>>6899723
Who said anything about video games?

>>6899738
Even worse.

>>6899678
Armchair psychology at its finest. Inane opinion driven from group think and conformity. All wrapped up in smug pseudo intellectualism.

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>>6896124
>Jupp
Been a while. Küssen.

>>6899642
>ugh
>I'm gay but I hate gays and do nothing gay, aren't I a special snowflake? Am I weird or what?! Look at me guys, look at my revolutionary opinion, from a gay guy no less!

Could just not be a judgemental dick and answer simply instead of getting all upset about "gay culture" because of a stupid pun. It probably weirds you out because you've done your best to distance it and make it alien to you and you were raised in a society where you were taught to look down on that stuff and you also browse a site that holds extremely hostile views on gays and flamboyant extroverted behaviour. Not hard to think where you and every other generic "straight acting" gay who spouts this bullshit word for word picks up their behaviour.

>>6899728
>>6899778

Ok but it's definitely internalized homophobia

>>6900015

Literally this lmao

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>>6899642
>gayme night
>gaymer

CHRIST. I hate that word. And I want a boyfriend to play video games with... but I will not use that word.

>>6900077

I agree tho

Calling yourself a gaymer is usually a dealbreaker

>>6900228
I can agree with that. I don't like the need to make up a word just for the sake of it.

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>>6900077
>tfw he cuddles you while you play "Loliquest XIV-4: Phantasmagoria of Panty Parade" on your PlayStation Vita™

>>6900263
Honestly that game had the deepest lore. Why are japs so much better at everything? I wish I was Japanese

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>tfw you can feel yourself getting fitter

>>6900015
Found the self-hating faggot

>>6900071
>>6900228
> muh internalized homophobia
> oh ya, using retarded phrases like "Gaymer" is a deal-breaker though.

>>6899642
>Ugh, why do I hate gay culture so much? This guy I'm dating is messaging me. And I told him I'm at game night. He responds with
> is it gayme night? Or just game night?
Mmmm. How long have you been dating? I don't think this is an issue with "gay culture", but I can see that being an odd question in some contexts. Like he's fishing for information in a roundabout way.

>>6900015
found the insecure flamer
; ^ )

>>6900336
I started doing the /fit/ routine recently. Trying hard to eat good carbs like brown-rice and oatmeal and actually put on some muscle. My attempts to gain in the past went lather slowly.

Keep it up though ^^, can't let yourself slide.

>>6900442
I dunno what they're on about, I can't stand flamers because they seem so fucking fake. Everything about that kind of person reeks of being a social calculation, and when someone is willing to change their entire method of speaking, you don't know what else is bullshit. I tend to not like people that calculate socialisation meticulously because outside of flamers, they tend to get labels like 'sociopath'.

>>6900475
>implying by trying to act straight and getting pissed off about flamers you aren't literally doing this
>implying literally everyone doesn't do this to some extent anyway to fit in

Flamers just make it obvious, hence the term flamboyant, they're more confident in their self expression. If you wanna talk about hating fake people, why not hate on guys who change their voice as not to seem gay, who force themselves to dress blandly to blend in, who refuse to engage in particular activities out of fear of being too "gay" and only associate with certain people that make themselves look better?

>>6900496
fucking this
how can you say being a flamer reeks of social calculation when you need to point out how you're not like all the other gays and refuse to associate with them like you expect people to congratulate you for it?

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>>6900263
I-I'm not jealous or anything...

>>6900496
>why not hate on guys who change their voice as not to seem gay
Idk if you noticed, but most people don't talk with that flamer accent. In fact call me crazy, but most people tend to grow up with whatever dialect or accent is around them, and yet, I've not found a community with that accent. And you're proposing people change themselves to fit in, to that regard, and that having a flamboyant accent is somehow natural to gay people?

>who refuse to engage in particular activities out of fear of being too "gay"
Yeah, the words you're looking for are either:
1) effeminate - because just because a guy likes sucking cock it doesn't mean he wants to wear eyeliner, because again, that's against the grain of their normality and upbringing.
2) obnoxious - because that's what some pride festivals are, and they may be necessary due to suicides and what have you, but that doesn't make them any less obnoxious.

>>6900512
I'm proposing that being flamboyant is a means of self expression for gay people who, having already got over hiding parts of themselves they're ashamed of, end up feeling like they might as well just go all the way since they don't really care if people like them or not anymore. Someone posted a whole story of a guy that grew up being bullied and beaten in the 80s and got so used to it he started to dress more outrageously and embraced the pariah status that superficial straight society forced upon him for his weak and nerdy behaviour.

>just because a guy likes sucking cock doesn't mean he wants to wear eyeliner
Of course not, but again lots of people embrace their status as an outcast in society by adopting other things that most men can't do due to having to still meticulously calculate and retain their fragile ego and masculinity.

>obnoxious
Really faggot? Do you even know what that word means and how many fucking things you can apply it to depending on your perspective? What an obnoxious point of view, because fuck having pride, spreading awareness and preaching self acceptance, anon finds it obnoxious. Do you also hate concerts, parties and all manner of fun that could be considered obnoxious?

I want to mutually masturbate with gaygen...

>>6900535
So dressing like a bullied fag from the 80s is social rebellion, and not changing your behaviour to reflect one aspect of your life makes, makes you some sort of pent up ego machine?

Yeah man we're all oppressed deep down, we actually all secretly love Beyonce and have Maybelline products.

Just wow, a social pariah even. How deluded are the queens to think that they're doing anything of any importance? How does becoming a stereotype help anyone? It's just trying to fit into a pocket niche of deranged people that have no substance or personality beyond their sexuality. People used to do that shit when they got thrown out of their homes and had nothing - nobody around them, no community, and now you're talking about it as some form of social activism?

God damn flambos are retarded on so many levels.

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R8 pls. *blush*

>>6900475
this
it's honestly just them projecting their own insecurities onto others all the while overcompensating themselves
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13kbMy0I7aa

>>6900569
If you're forcing yourself to dress like a dudebro, constantly attending the gym every day, watching sports, saying "bro" too much and what not just to appear masculine and straight you're already changing your behaviour, and that applies to more than just fags.

But maybe you're right, we're all just fedora wearing neckbeards inside and the only reason a male would ever like Beyoncé is because they're trying way too hard to egotistically appeal to the gay stereotype.

Have you ever even met and spoken to one of these people you hate so much in depth or do you just get your opinions from /pol/ infographics and tv like every other ugly 4chan gay who thinks themselves special for not being like all the other "mindless" gay sheep they've never even been outside to talk to?

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>>6899090
Better get on that.
>>6899235
<3
>I found a room purely for deadlifting at the gym
I'm Jelly.

>>6899161
>>6898739

What's the gayest way to kill yourself?

>>6900589
Perfect bf, but too bad I am old ;_;

>>6900601
Yeah, clearly I only make strawmen, have never been outside etc.

Way to construct an argument, you flaming homo.

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Noël, Sound Horizon

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>>6899973
>literally who?

>>6900655
bug chasing

>>6900663
t. clownshoes

>>6900751
It's the middle of the day. You think Clownshoes would be here? It's busy sleeping.

I need a cute faggy thing to call my bf

He calls me 'babe/baby/baby boy' and its kinda cute

I wanna do cute shit too, go

>>6900786
Call him J-Lo.

>>6900783
there was a joke that went over your head sis

>>6900765
Hey sp your bf is hot

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>>6900792
>bf
>not husband

are masculine failed trannies welcome here?

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>>6900794
>gaygen
>masculine

>>6900796
i'd like to believe only hot hunks post on gaygen

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>>6900798
that's why you're a moron.

>>6900798
believe what you want

>>6900802
thanks bby

>>6900601
>>6900569
How about both of you fags stop giving a fuck over what you're percieved as? That makes a man. An adult at least.

Sure i use a little makeup to touch up my skin, wear some gay shit, i listen to whatever the fuck i like, whether its beyonce, underground hiphop, death metal, who cares man. I look great as a consequence, nobody calls me out on being a fag.

Literally only autists on 4chan care about how masc/fem they appear to others. Its sad.

You know if you guys spent less time thinking about what people thought of you and more time talking to people you might actually get outside, get a boyfriend and a cool group of friends, not feel the need to get mad at anons on 4chan.

>>6900807
no offense but why do all three of you have the same writing style?

>>6900809
We're all the same person, i just really hate my other multiple personalities

>>6900809
We all share the same body, I just don't like the other voices having stupid opinions.

>>6900809
Because

>>6900807
is
>>6900601

>Sure i use a little makeup to touch up my skin, wear some gay shit,
Just trying to rationalise acting like a fag. You didn't fool anyone mate.

>>6900826
Eh im not him but whatever.

Dont get mad at me because you're too scared to have fun with what you wear. I get compliments, people hit on me, if i were straight i couldve banged so many girls because of how i present myself.

But sure, if that's being a fag, im not complaining. I'll take my boyfriend and my chill lifestyle. Jeez i wouldve thought someone so sensitive about being a fag wouldnt make it so abundantly obvious that their ass hurts

>>6900831
Fucking hell, insecure much?

>>6900832
Dang u got me

Lemme go cry about my life......

>>6900807
But that was already my point, I just get tired of the waves of insecure dudes who never shut up about flamers like they're the problem and not the insecure fags who have a problem.

>>6900834
You probably do seeing how much your post reeks of insecurity. Also you're not convincing me you're not the same person. You seem like a queen that's desperate to justify your actions.

>>6900836
Meh, but the gymmy dudebros who do the opposite are much the same, each side whines about the other, like you're both men, you fuck men, society already expects every stereotype under the sun so you basically get free reign to pick and choose what masculine and feminine traits you enjoy with no added judgement. Want a beard? Cool. Wanna wear makeup with it? Gotcha. Wanna wear big military boots and get muscles, but bust out the crop top for clubs? Do it man who cares

Nobody in real life obsesses over taking a side as masc or fem, its a weird 4chan thing i swear

>>6900841
> Want a beard? Cool. Wanna wear makeup with it? Gotcha. Wanna wear big military boots and get muscles, but bust out the crop top for clubs? Do it man who cares
That shit all sounds hideous.

>>6900837
What gives you the idea of insecurity? Im happy with my life, im happy to tell you why.

Just because you're too miserable and cynical to believe it can happen

Dont worry though, im sure once you lighten up and stop caring about how others present, or how you "should" or "shouldnt" present, you'll be happier with your life too

>>6900848
>if i were straight i couldve banged so many girls because of how i present myself.
And you think that doesn't stink of insecurity? Feelin' bad for you right now.

>>6900849
Well i mean, i couldve. Not that it bothers me, im just saying people obviously dont think im a flamer. I know straight dudes that wear a little concealer or light foundation. If you're not a spaz its fairly unnoticeable.

I dont get where the insecurity lies. Getting hit on feels good. Stop pointing out things you dont believe simply because of your bitterness of not experiencing them

All im trying to say is lighten up, stop caring so much, and you're like "RARGHBLGRG, NOOO. LYING INSECURE FLAMER TRYING TO SHILL ME."

Fucking weird imho lol

>>6900860
Yeah I'm fucking crazy for not putting on makeup to try and get people to flirt with me. You'd have to be a nutjob to not require external validation.

>>6900863
I didnt say you had to. Just lighten up and stop judging, or allowing yourself to be judged. Ykno for someone so solid on not needing validation you're very against people acting of their own accord, regardless of your permission.

If you wanna be strictly masc thats fine. Stop judging other people and stfu about it jheeeez lmao

why do black dicks look nasty

>>6900869
Who said I'm strictly masc? Who said I'm a gymbro? Plenty of gym bros that also suck. Queens just suck too. You sound very insecure mate, get happier with who you are instead of trying to change who you are into something you think other people want. It's sad.

>>6900793
Wasn't talking about jupp was talking about samurbi

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>>6900924
You're so autistic.

>tfw not super masc
>tfw all my bfs treat me like a fucktoy in bed
Help me, gaygen
I learned how to be slutty and now i'm scared i'll never have sex that's not rough and BDSM-y again

>>6900946
Someone's Jimmies are rusled ;3c
Now go give your husbear a cuddle

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are bottoms naturally bitchy and feminine or do they get that way after a good dicking?

>>6901047
both, but I never figured out if acting feminine was an act or not, they do it really naturally

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>>6901047

its because 90% of tops want a bottom with at least some feminine characteristics
>tfw dom bottom and not feminine at all

>>6901130
>iktf
I only top because I'm not cute enough to bottom

>>6901047
Yes see jupp as an example