Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? or are you just a spoon?
Tinychat: /notgaygen
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>>6887586
>>6890835
I'm the little spoon to a twink.
>when you wake up to a fresh and new gaygen
>>6890835
Never spooned, but I know I'd love to be the little spoon.
I am the littlest spoon.
I prefer being little spoon in general.
>>6890526
>other homos
how to detect when gaydar broken af
>>6890900
When are you going to bf feelgood?
>>6890859
On review (after lying on my bed and hugging two pillows against my chest while imagining it was a guy), I'd be up for either.
>>6890908
I really doubt he is attracted to me physically or mentally.
>>6890879
Welcome back!
>>6890916
He probably has the aids anyways. If i visit the London, will you be my tour guild.
>>6890917
Damn, what a shame.
>>6890907
Dunno, I just get a strange sixth sense for it. Obviously flamers are easy to tell, though you get pretty flamboyant straight guys too.
Probably the best thing to do is to mingle with gay people regularly and then get a sense for it.
>>6890923
guide i mean sorry
>>6890914
It's definitely satisfying to wrap your arms around someone and hold them close, as opposed to just feeling someone on your back. Though I suppose with the right guy holding you, it might make you feel safe and secure in that single moment where his arms are wrapped around you, and a pillow can't properly replicate that for you.
I tried both and I thought I'd like little spooning more, turns out I was wrong.
>>6890923
Sure, I had a lot of fun showing someone around last time, I hardly ever go so its an experience for me too.
Sub bara bottoms are best
>>6890955
Maki pls
>>6890922
I give it a week at most.
>>6890835
Always the little spoon. I don't like hair in my mouth or awkwardly breathing down another guy's neck.
>apply to a job
>have to set up an account
>*ugh okay whatever*
>must upload resume
>*jesus christ*
>update really old resume saved on computer
>upload
>next screen (auto fill from resume)
>all sorts of fucked up from auto-fill
>fix auto-fill bullshit
>*thoroughly annoyed now*
>move on to next page
>gender? race? criminal background? etc.
>scroll down
>previous employment
>*WTF! I JUST FUCKING TYPED ALL THIS SHIT OUT ALREADY!*
>now they want specifics: phone numbers, names, salary
>fill it out for the 2nd fucking time with more details
>*OMFG!*
>references
WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING HELL!
>>6890981
At this rate it's easier to get autism bux
>>6890981
other gif also relevant to this post
>>6890981
Make sure to give them a firm handshake.
>>6891000
Why can't they just have a fucking universal application process sweet mother of fucking god?!
>>6890981
The CV is read by the employer, the reason you need to fill out the details separately is because the computer will screen you and look for keywords in all this.
If you're lucky enough to be decidedly good by the all powerful electric box then some dumb human will actually look at your CV, read your name and contact details, then call you without knowing anything about you.
>>6890981
If you need to submit an online application, it's probably a shitty job. I learned that last summer, when I went out looking for work. Everything with an online application, things a generic college student is overqualified for, I got rejected from. But when a relative asked a friend who worked in the tech startup field about jobs I got a well paid position right away, just a glance at my resume and that was it.
The same thing happened when I got back to school, I know people looking for on-campus work who've been applying for things all over trying to get something. When I arrived on campus I emailed the department head about work, and she just gave me a job an hour later.
Tl;Dr
1) Be white
2) Have connections
3) Online applications suck
>>6891018
I know how the process works KR. I'm just annoyed to hell with how I have to do this bullshit, but then again maybe they have this broken piece of shit software because it weeds out the people who don't really want the job.
>>6890969
Well I hope you enjoy your short return anyway. Been up to much in the time since you were last here?
>>6891023
You're right and I know exactly how getting a decent job works, but I don't want a decent job. I want a job that is mindless, easy, well paying and weekends off to spend with my bf.
Lying on the guys chest is the best way to cuddle, but little spoon is a close second.
>>6891043
>>6891043
>>6891032
Hahaha, you'll be waiting centuries. As long as there are poor uneducated countries in this world nothing will change.
>>6891056
Where? Bolivia?
>>6891034
Had a bf for 4-5 months, broke up. Had a job for the summer as a paid intern. I did easy shit, and got paid decent money to do it. Worked 20 hours a week, flexible hours, amazing workplace, looks good on resume. 10/10.
Now I'm back at school and life is meh, classwork is killing me. But that's how it always goes.
>>6891037
Seriously, find a paid internship of you have the connections to get one. They don't expect you to have any skills, and it's never difficult hours.
>>6891041
this guy gets it
>>6891074
how did you get your tripcode to say Cuddley Poots that's amazing
>>6891080
LMAO at Trudump
tbqh i could quite happily be perpetually fucked in the butt until the heat death of the universe it feels SO FUCKING GOOD
>>6891100
sounds like you should buy a butt plugg
nice dubs btw f am
>>6891025
You've probably got a point there actually, I'm sure some places of work make it difficult for those inept with computers to get the position.
I've got two mates who work in i.t and from the stories they've told me its absolutely bewildering how bad the industry is. Its the usual workplace story though, management don't have a clue what's actually going on, all the ones below them have the medial jobs. Loads of backhand dodgy deals going on and theft.
I considered the role for some time but I don't want to put myself in that position, I'm wanting a higher paying job but I'm not going for any job where I'll be doing something I'll hate. My current job pays well enough for me to have it as a fall back which is nice.
Not sure where to go from here though, I've got a few oppertunites for quick and dodgy cash but I don't know if its something I want to invest heavily into.
>>6891095
it's funny though they are both exact opposites mentally and physically.
>cant tell if hungry for food or cock at this moment in time
http://66.media.tumblr.com/cbe30aced24001ea240f92d4ae026a72/tumblr_nx22qauzU11tkmx42o1_500.jpg
>>6891105
like this?
>>6891164
No, you might just be trans. Who knows, really.
>>6891164
>>6891160
Tbqfh I think it would be really sexy/"romantic" to stick a couple of donuts on my penis, cover them in whipped cream and chocolate sauce, top it all off with a ball of ice cream and a cherry, then let my (currently absent) bf eat all of that off and lick me clean.
>>6891156
is this an actual thing or a joke?
>>6891170
food sex is kinda fun, but not when pubes are involved.
>>6891172
Make Assmerica Great Again, comrade.
>TFW never spooned with anyone.
is it weird or cute if i like cuddling and listening to guys' heartbeats?
it relaxes me a lot, but i dont want to creep anyone out
chodes are so gross though tbqfh
http://67.media.tumblr.com/ea015eb806d8253a2b7e54bf09cdb443/tumblr_mvxuxrK4ot1s86c95o1_500.jpg
Why do black people never wear headphones? No one wants to hear your dumb shit taste music >:/
>>6891202
Cute.
Whatever you like doing to be romantic and close to someone, it's probably cute (unless it involves animals, rape, murder, incest, or children). If people tell you it's weird, they're just wankers who are insecure in their own intimacy, thus feeling the need to lash out at the way others approach relationships/sex.
>>6891222
Nice trips, but:
>Why do all X do Y?
It's this all over again, anon-bou.
>>6891233
Sorry I know , but shit. Its always a black guy. Not meant to sound racist desu
>>6891241
in my country it's always the white trash blasting their shitty rap music and "metal" that do this
>>6891244
This has to be eurotrash. I know the metal scene is huge over there. Forgot the place specifically.
>>6891198
Please be in America.
>>6891228
>N-no u
Wow, anon. I bet it took you ages to think of that solid argument.
>>6891202
I got told by a guy I was cuddling that he could feel my heartbeat amazingly easily and talked about how strong it was. It just made me insecure hearing that and I didn't know how to calm it down and that just made me more nervous which made it beat faster. I'm scared there is something wrong with me because of it.
>>6891269
In which case, I hope you can find someone to spoon or potentially murder.
>>6891198
my bf didn't get ropes involved until at least our third spooning sesh
>>6891276
But I'm not lashing out at anyone over what they personally prefer to do, just so long as nobody gets seriously hurt.
I'm just highlighting that anyone that says "lol wut thats weird u freek" probably has a lot more insecurities than the person they're attacking over their unconventional tastes.
>I think I found the guy.
oy lads is it naive to call up my fuckbuddy and ask if we can just cuddle?
i dont really feel like sex, but i do want cuddles atm.
>>6891330
You should give it a try, sounds like a reasonable request.
>>6891330
I wouldn't say naïve is the best word.
He might take it the wrong way and assume that you're trying to get too close to him. Worst case scenario, he'll stop seeing you; best case scenario, he may want to try being your bf.
If you want, you can establish that you just want the physical intimacy at this point in time. Cuddling is kind of like foreplay, I suppose, and foreplay doesn't always have to lead to sex.
How do I level up from skinnyfat skeleton mode to bearcub mode? I tried eating but I just poop it out again
>>6891354
What are you eating?
Describe your diet and regular exercise patterns to me.
t. bearcub mode.
>>6891357
I just eat whatever I cook, usually a decent mix of meat and vegetables for dinner, porridge/eggs/weetbix for breakfast, and usually skip lunch.
For exercise I run, not really into super heavy lifting.
>>6891081
Eeww. Since when has pts been an abbreviation for "poots." I just brute forced a tripcode with cuddley at the beginning. The pts is just the random characters I got to fill in the the character count.
>>6891384
That's the issue.
Skipping lunch is making you lose out on essential calories. You need to put food in to build up muscle (the best way to bulk yourself out is with muscle, not fat).
Increase your protein intake a bit - try high protein lunches to provide the proteins needed for building muscle.
Also, you're going to have to do some lifting. Running won't get you anywhere if you want to look a bit more built. That's not to say you shouldn't run; I do. Just try working in some heavy weights sessions (high weight, low reps obviously) several times a week.
You may also want to look into protein supplements like whey and creatine to help accelerate the process.
>>6891408
Since forever. Are you being serious right now? You realize everyone thinks you're a major pervert because of it?
>>6891408
why do you think everyone calls you poots?
>>6891408
Offtopic from everything here, but what program did you use? Tripcode explorer doesn't work for me anymore
>>6891495
What is there to fix?
>>6891444
...
>>6891462
I've never heard heard anyone call me that. The archives agree with me. I think you're just a perv.
>>6891473
I don't remember, it was a long time ago. I just cranked up the old brute forcer and ran it overnight.
>>6891534
tfw when the pukey kid has a better physique than you :(
>>6890975
I love it when guys breathe on my neck tbqhwu
I fucked up by being gay, joining the Marines, and becoming a cop didn't i?
How do I get clear and smooth skin on my face?
What products do y'all use?
My skin is a mess and it ages me.
Instead of looking 5 years younger I only look 2-3 in person...
>>6891659
I think its mainly genetic really, there's all sorts of face care shit you can use. I personally find just washing with a flannel and soap works fine.
Your diet makes a huge difference to facial skin though, just by cutting out all sugar and shit my skin is way better.
>>6891667
Oh, also, use an exfoliating sponge if you want it clearer and smoother, rips the shit out of your pores.
>>6891673
I'll get one of those.
>>6891688
I never go out in the sun either, I think stress messed up my skin. I used to have pretty nice skin in high school... At least compared to now.
>>6891721
Going out in the sun would probably help in my opinion, a bit of a tan goes a long way to cleaning up skin, at least for me.
I always hang my arm out the window when I'm driving, so one arm is really tanned, its a lot smoother and clearer than the other one.
>>6891843
>sunlight
>>6891908
seek this pale dick mah man
Sunlight is overrated
>>6891957
Truth
>>6891957
Why does everyone write 可愛い in hiragana?
We have kanji for that.
>>6892005
That's not funny, senpai. Take it back!
>>6891896
>he doesn't love the sunlight
Gays confirmed darkness filled demons... souls. :3
>>6892005
Hey dude, did you get your septum pierced or is is fake one?
>>6892014
之 其
Well, so they do (can't seem to find one for are, though).
I... think I'll use these from now on... I like Kanji...
>>6892046
It was way better a few years ago
>>6892046
A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky.
The husband tells her 'actually, it’s just reindeer'.
>>6892071
What did the grape say when it got crushed?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
>>6892067
>Real
I got mine done a few months ago and got my both my nips done too.
So how you been? it's been a long time since we last talked.
>>6892067
>>6891463
Judging from this thread it mostly the uggo twinks who are the cattiest. There's rugby sure, cok? Everyone else is either normie or lame.
>>6892118
>really against it
Talk about being a pleb. Mine loved when i got my piercings done, heck it was his idea for me to get them mostly. Why is he against it anyways?
I been okay, just being a goof like always.
>>6892123
There are only three choices, catty, normie or lame.
This is hell.
>>6892133
>mfw a catty lame ass normie
at least by gaygen standards.
>>6892136
I bet you only fuck in the missionary position. Nothing wrong with piercings just don't go circe tier with them.
>>6892146
Stupid autocorrect. Gay*
>>6892145
what is "circe teir"?
>>6892118
I think I only come back here to post memes
>>6892146
bleh, sounds like a pleb.
Still doing that doctor thing?
>>6892153
Looking like you stepped right out of tumblr.
>>6892155
>implying i care about what gaygen thinks
>>6892185
Fuck off melted skin looking retard.
>>6892163
Yeah, slowly but surely.
>>6892176
implying i have to explain myself.
>>6892192
Well that is great too hear! Are you still living in your home town or did you move?
>>6892168
Shitposting actually. Both sides have their fill of catty bitches really.
>>6892185
You're here, and it's still nothing.
>>6892198
I live in the big city now. Well, the biggest one in ohio anyways.
I like being a spoon in general.
Used to really like being the little one.
But i've been being the big one a lot more lately.
also, check out the gifts i got at my party
>mfw newfags think this is gaygen being catty
>>6892204
Neat, how is big city life treating you.
No one respond to zer.
>>6892213
I'm trying so hard not to...
>>6892206
I think the filename implies that isn't you.
>>6892212
I love you too :* :3
>>6892235
I dunno if I believe you, post contact info anyway.
>>6892213
>zer
Is Wizzy having identity issues now? Must be hard when you can't remember the last time you saw your own penis.
>>6892246
He is talking about circe you stupid fuck.
>>6892249
Who?
>>6892246
I can see my dick plenty fine while your dad sucks on it honey :3
>>6892254
This man woman whatever... >>6892207
>>6892211
Remember when we'd make collages of tripfags faces that we'd use to make fun of them, make gifs slandering each other, photoshop people's pictures to look worse or make fun of them, and even save people's pictures and use them to shitpost on other boards?
And these faggots think we're catty now. lmao
>>6892252
Sent an email.
>>6892262
Yeah it was a neat time... for a while.
A coffee machine gave me a free coffee today
I reported it of course because hygienic grade machinery malfunctioning can become a health risk.
>>6892227
Hi~
They are pretty great.
I'll probably never wear the sweater besides when i tried it on for them at the party but i still appreciate it and think it's sweet.
>>6892262
Actually, I thought this was the lame phase of the lunar cycle, but whatev.
>>6892276
NO FUN ALLOWED
>>6892260
>Directing me to a dead post
Is this some meme I'm not familiar with? I'm sorry.
>>6892290
Shut up you.
>>6892308
What in the fuck is wrong with you dude?! You honestly want more trannies around?!
>>6892299
ttyl, sweetie.
Hello /gaygen/, i'm just wondering, what does one have to do to be able to move on from someone?
I think at this point we've been broken up for longer than we were together but I still think about him everyday. I've tried dating others but i'm yet to feel that same spark I felt with him.
Is it just a matter of giving myself more time?
Also, big spoon.
>>6892316
Hope you don't kiss your mother with that dirty mouth you got skank. :3
>>6892322
MAKI GET OUT!
Feelgood post dick or bp.
>>6892354
>asking for child porn
leave
>>6892296
My first instinct was to cut a v and sew up the back but i couldn't bring myself to hurt the gift, i'd feel so awful.
>>6892358
He is legal brah.
>>6892368
hes still underage
>>6892380
Who said?
>>6892385
have you seen him?
also he claimed to have been lying about his age before and apparently only turned "18" this year despite posting pics of himself since last year and then claiming pics of him from last year were when he was 16
don't trust what he says about his age
>>6892398
the tinychat used to be filled to the brim with under aged dicks.
Hey guys, I'm doing a survey it'd be a great help if you guys could answer the questions. Thanks guys.
https://goo gl/forms/sieOL2gUN9DmDBG63
a-are we still talking about spoons?
i havent been spooned in years and have been dating again in hopes of finding my big spoon bear
>>6890835
Week ago I was the little spoon, I saw this guy I've been dating for a while. We'd been seeing each other so rarely recently, that I've noticed that practically all feelings were gone at that point. It was like being with a stranger
We went to bed and me facing the wall, being the little spoon, feeling his breath on my neck... I just felt I shouldn't be there and want to just get out, which is a shame because he's an alright guy.
What's wrong here gaygen? Am I retarded?
>>6892500
You need to make sweet love to him and everything will turn out alright
>>6892532
I don't actually want to...
They're too tired all the time and it's me giving bj's all the time
>>6892540
Wait up there for a moment children
Have you two tried talking about it? I'm sure he will listen if you tell him how you feel about the situation
>>6892559
>talking
Uhh, we haven't talked in a while, but I guess that's a good idea
>>6892211
Good, new interesting job, new people, better environment. City> country any day of the year.
>mfw found a hidden-away room in the gym purely for deadlifting
>and there are trap bars
>>6890835
both spoons
>>6892593
Well, there you have it children. Now let me tell you the single most important thing I have learned in my countless previous relationships: never presume anything and never suppose anything.
You're both better off if you talk things through like adults, so if something is bothering you, just bring it up with him and see if you two can come up with a solution together. When you don't, even the smallest things can become the greatest obstacles in your relationship.
GIVE BOYFRIEND NOW
>>6892733
No.
>>6892802
Why not?
Where do I find a Japanese bf?
>>6892817
Because that's not how love works.
>>6891569
not supporting abortion is normie
>>6892733
I wonder which one will break your psyche first, the constant crippling loneliness, or the overwhelming envy you feel when you see everyone else get a qtbf while you jack off and cry
>>6892817
Because that's not how love works.
>>6892843
I'm more envious over other things, so probably the first one.
>>6892855
so you basically don't even want a bf in the first place
I wonder why you're still single :^)
>bears
>bara
>'daddies'
>masc4masc
>>6892871
I really want a boyfriend, but I don't let myself think about how other guys have boyfriends.
I don't need to feel envious over more than I already do.
>>6892894
I will fuck your face.
>>6892909
Only if I can put it in your butt.
>>6890846
>>6890850
>>6890859
>>6890900
>>6890907
Woah, woah, woah. Are you fags advocating for GAY RIGHTS? Are you NORMALIZING the JEWISH PLOT of SEXUAL LIBERATION???
You're dead. Gone. Not human. One of these days I will personally wipe you out with precision the likes of which have never before been seen on this Earth. Your anti white BULLSHIT won't be tolerated anymore! You're fucking dead, faggots.
>>6892922
>Jews have convinced this proud son of odin to forsake his heritage to engage in sexual perversion and forego traditional father hood
DAY OF ROPE WHEN?
Damn it
There really is no guy worth dating out there.
Want a guy who is willing to be committed.
Thought I was on the same page with this guy.
On 2nd date, he goes on a mini rant about how he has a friend who is super hot and is his 'freebie' fuck regardless of any current relationship statuses. Then tries to 'rectify' the situation by backpedaling and mentioning we aren't at a point where we're exclusive yet.
Why.
Now I want to keep dating him because hes generally been great, but now Im just disappointed and lightly insulted by that.
>>6892965
>Marry a man
>Vote leftist
>Watch my safe space get invaded by muzzies
>Get thrown off roof
>No more ebil bigoted rightists trying to save me from being murdered by the religion of peace
Livin the life
>>6892965
>he goes on a mini rant about how he has a friend who is super hot and is his 'freebie' fuck regardless of any current relationship statuses.
This is funny, in a tragic way.
I wouldn't continue dating him if I were you.
>>6892980
Why not just have an open relationship? Lol I don't even wear condoms.
Someone please just snuggle me.
>>6892973
Its funny, I've come to realize the right-wing/christian meme about gay people being slutty is actually just true.
I'm not innocent, Ive fucked my fair share of dudes, but I'm not proud of that
>tfw meet a really qt guy you click well with
>Hope everything works out when we meet up later this week
Feeling just a little nervous
Should I just give in and try to find a long distance relationship?
Nobody around here wants me...
>>6893032
>he thinks its just a Christian meme
>He still thinks homosexuality isn't a public health crisis
wew
>>6893051
Location?
>>6893086
Texas
>>6893096
Oh, shit. I dunno how likely you are to run into guys there. Guys who like guys. But I'm on the east. Can't really help you out there.
>>6893110
I've been wondering for a while, what is this Prep thing?
Do any of you use Zoosk?
I've been sent 3 "gifts" and I don't know how to check who sent them...
>>6893096
fuck you texas and fuck your lone star beer
fuck the fucking alamo and all the longhorns team
press 123 to be my bf
>>6893188
123 123 123
>>6893184
I understand those feels. Me too, anon. Me too.
>>6893202
!
where are you from? <3
Apparently I'm working 3rd shift friday.
Anyone of you guys have any tips?
>>6893221
Tips for staying awake or..?
>>6893221
Get AIDS, refuse medical care, die.
I'm tired of paying for your disgusting lifestyle.
>>6893223
oh... i'm a gajillion miles from you, dude
>be me
>submissive lanklet
>people assume you're the dominant one in the relationship because your BF wears make-up
Little spoon is love
>>6893265
Oh, well in that case convince as many of your butt buddies to do the same while contracting and subsequently dying. Or convince them to marry a women and have kids, either one's a win.
>>6893096
What part of Texas.
Because other than Austin and some parts of DFW, and maybe a few spots in Houston, it's dead
>>6893265
Find a vendor who has Scho-Ka-Cola in stock
This stuff keeps you concentrated without driving you up the walls
Are bottoms respected as "real men" in the gay community? Or are they looked down upon for taking the submissive role?
>>6893265
You'll definitely want to keep cold beverages around. Maybe a Red Bull. If you can, also try to wash your face.
>>6893314
This isn't Greco-Roman times. You're fine.
>>6893300
DFW, it's not dead, guys just don't like me very much I guess.
I'm about to masturbate with a new dildo!
What should I expect?
>>6893314
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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No. They're not respected.
>>6893327
I like you...
>>6893342
You ancestors crying?
>>6893342
What kind of dildo?
>>6893346
If you really liked me you would move to Texas and be my bf right this instant...
>>6893355
Why do fags all sound like the same effeminate bitch? I can hear that accent from here.
>>6893355
But what's in texas? I drove through there once and there was nothing.
Does talent destroy those around it? Do they get destroyed even if the talent is their imagination?
I was watching this anime and one theme was that being around talented people can make one's life miserable. The thing is that I'm socially retarded, but I've been called talented in many things all my life. I don't personally think I'm that good at things, but, nevertheless, that seems to be what I appear to be to others. My bf calls me genius and talented etc., too, and I don't want his life to be miserable because of me.
Pic related. She's socially retarded but talented (really and not just in other people's mind) and has negative effects on those around her.
>>6893314
You will get treated like a dumb bitch
When I was out in the city with my bf the last time around I asked where the bathroom is and some guy took my hand and walked me to the bathroom door like we were a master and a dog
He could have just told me where it is but he didn't
The worst part is, my bf played along and asked me did I "have a good tinkle in the little boys room" and all his friends laughed at me
I have wanted to kill myself ever since
>>6893382
Are you cute?
>>6893382
Living the dream
>>6893382
your bf sounds like a dick. Stick up for yourself.
>>6893051
>Should I just give in and try to find a long distance relationship?
That depends. Are you willing to wait for possibly a very long long long time before you can actually live together? LDRs are no fun for the most part due to being apart for long periods of time, but with enough determination it can be worth it. Just be realistic about it is all.
Also: Hi everyone. I genuinely hope you all had a good day.
>>6893134
>I've been wondering for a while, what is this Prep thing?
A pill called Truvada which is taken once a day. It is used to fight HIV and PreP is the process of taking it to reduce the risk of being infected with HIV. It's rather effective if taken daily.
>>6893445
Thanks a bunch for the info, anon. I hope you get blown by somebody you love.
>>6893327
Only part of DFW I'm familiar with is the best scene.
Which is better than my town. Houstons gay scene is basically dead
>>6893382
> You will get treated like a dumb bitch
Its not stereotyping if its accurate
>tfw he rests his head on your pecs
>tfw he tells you he loves you
<3
>>6893526
> TFW that will never be me
>>6893526
if you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie
>>6893533
Never say never.
>>6893541
It's the best feel ever right.
Same with resting your head on his pec.
>>6893502
Trump-sama would never say something so hurtful about any of his supporters, anon-kun.
>>6893573
I like to rest my head on his groin. In both blowjob and non blowjob context.
>>6893573
> Never say never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5-P9v3F8w
I just want a perfect QT otter boy who tries hard at life, works hard, and holds himself to high standards.
Is it too much to ask?
>>6893649
Jaden Smith used to be such a normie.
>>6892832
Japan
>talking to super qt 40 year old
>almost 1,000 miles away
>>6893694
He's legal now and gay.
>>6893729
Kinda ugly desu.
>>6893741
jaden or the guy I posted?
>>6893729
tiddies
>tfw nobody in the real world wants a young, muscular bottom
I fell for a stupid fucking meme. Guys just want twinks at my age, and while they'll put up with me, I can tell they'd prefer if I let myself go
Pants.
>>6893649
sup
>>6893747
Jaden.
>>6893775
Are you hairy and muscular or just muscular?
>tfw your stupid ass heart tells you to message him but your brain knows way better
>>6893787
Just message him already, you know you're going to do it eventually.
>>6893794
sorry i'm too busy being reasonable
>>6893784
fuzzy, but most of my bodyhair is blonde and hard to see.
but i know 90% of tops dont like hair on their partners - guys keep asking me to shave and stuff
>>6893812
>blonde
You might as well be a fem twink.
>>6893812
If its hard to see I don't think I'd really care too much.
>>6893775
Are you sure you're hanging out with the right crowd?
You're young, finding all sorts of guys should be super easy
I recommend getting with guys who are near your own age though, you're only a teenager once in your life
>>6893812
Ive never had anyone ask me to shave. But I'm vers and not a strict bottom. So different crowd I guess?
I would consider going for a muscular bottom guy. I'd give guys with dark fur more consideration though :S.
>>6890835
Currently I'm a spoon, but I like to be the big spoon. Especially if they guy has a small build. It's great when I can fit my arms around them.
>>6893834
I only have blonde bodyhair. I have brown facial, cranial, armpit and pubic hair.
idk whats up with that desu.
>>6893843
its difficult. I like guys with stubble who look kind of 22-25ish, but im only 18. Its fine for hookups, but i feel like it means i wont be able to have a proper boyfriend for at least a few years because of how awkward the age gap would be.
It would be much easier if I liked 18 year old twink tops, which are EVERYWHERE, but i cant help what i like.
What type of guys would you date/fuck gg?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11213877
>>6893871
I would date you. Provided you're not Irish.
>>6893875
>all these names for different gays
Gee golly, what the FUCK do some of these mean? Can't be arsed to research it myself...
>>6893875
Can I get some clarification on these ones?
>pups
>gym rats
>gym bunnies
>chasers
>senpai
>rugby
>>6893875
wtf is a wolf or bull
Little spoon. Tfw no average white top bf. Feelsprettybadman
>>6893898
>bull
The man who fucks your boyfriend in front of you.
I LOATHE the fact that I am very attracted to men with huge dicks
Whenever I start drooling over some half-horse freak, I hate myself for being such a shallow, vapid slut. If I ever met someone IRL who was both a tosser and also had a large dick, I would probably have sex with him and then immediately kill myself out of shame.
I feel bad about the way I cant control my animal impulses.
>>6893898
>wolf
Hairy, lean, muscular. Think "That hot ex-army guy", or what a twink grows into when they get hairy and start working out.
>bull
Pretty much just bodybuilders during bulking, for when "musclebear" just doesn't quite capture how absolutely massive they are.
>>6893875
Why are there so many varations on body types?
I don't even know what they are so I just checked twinks and twunks. Honestly, all these types piss me off to no end because everyone tries to fit into them and then also fit others into these roles. So you just wind up with fuck all diversity and a bunch of drones.
>>6893933
And yet you wouldn't add me on Skype you fuck...
>>6893871
I would a you.
>>6893939
I've said several times I don't use Skype, just add me on WhatsApp or some shit.
07922151814 knock yourself out
>>6893950
Hey KR you still got skype, was wondering if you wanted to chat for a second.
>>6893957
Damn it epsi!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11184073/
VOTE VOTE VOTE
>>6893950
Is this number right?
>>6893985
Yeah. Maybe try +44 instead of the 0 at the start. I think?
>>6893971
Your poll sucks. I hate you.
>>6894002
It seems too long
>>6893775
Bitch you had a fucking threesome, you have fuckbuddies for days and no doubt a ton of guys that want to bang. Stop acting so damn insecure, you're a fucking treasure and there are plenty of guys that will want you, stop focusing on the few shit taste twats that want you to be a hairless 13 year old with a short sell by date instead of a glorious and powerful muscle bottom that will age handsomely.
>>6894043
Does anybody want to fuck you?
>>6894029
Won't WhatsApp let you put it in? I dunno, someone else just added me through it.
>>6894059
I put you in my contacts, but it's not appearing in my list
>>6894053
Nobody that I'd touch with a ten foot pole.
>>6894059
I added the number in as (792) 215-1814, maybe that's the issue idk?
>>6893917
It's perfectly fine, as long as you don't place the size of their cock over everything else about them and are simply using their huge dick as an excuse to continue a relationship
>>6894059
I figured it out
>>6894076
I know the feeling. Sad story bro.
>>6894043
thanks man
i feel a lot more confident now
What's up faggots? How are all my gaybies doing?
>>6893919
weird. like a hairy twunk? basically what i'm trying to go for
>tfw you're a distance runner so you can't put on any muscle before it becomes detrimental to your performance
I guess I'll just be a skinny twink forever
>>6893871
It's hard to believe that you can't find a bf even though you're so young and most probably beautiful, but then again I was the same when I was 18.
Maybe things will make sense later. Maybe not. What matters right now, you need to get your life on an upward trajectory.
Be a fucking square, get a proper education, finish in the top of your class, and after all that laugh at the dudes who didn't do that when they still had a chance
>>6894163
that is NOT what a wolf is lol
>>6894165
On the bright side, lots of guys will want you for your body type.
>>6894142
Pretty good.
Cheered up my lil cubcake.
>tfw skinny twink
>tfw developing love handles
Curse my ex bf, he kept feeding me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn05KVZXcsw
what are my faggot friends bumpin?
>>6894186
That pic is cute as fuck.
What was wrong with him?
>>6894186
>masc4masc
masc4fem 4 lyf nawmsayin
Should I become a femboy or bulk up?
5'9" 165 lbs, mostly chub
>>6894218
He caught a cold, so I surprised him at his work with some Pho.
>>6894225
I feel that gaining muscle might be easier for you based on the information given.
>>6894223
>>6894205
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qdV5p1fh4ws
>>6894257
Given this new information, I think you should go femboy. Then be my thicc bf.
>>6894257
so you're skinny fat?
I hope you all have a wonderful time, I'm going to sleep
GET A BOYFRIEND
>>6894278
Sweet dreams
>>6894282
FUCK YOU
YOU
BE MINE
>>6894282
IT IS FORBIDDEN
>>6894281
do you excerise though anon ?
>>6894281
I'm 130 lbs. I'm 5'7. I like fanfics, yaoi, and video games. There's more to me obviously, but I'm not sure how much information you wanted.
>>6894293
People will always find celebrities attractive no matter how ugly they are, won't they?
>>6894242
you know i could be classified as "fem" but i'd never wear any gay shit like that
faggot
>>6894331
I'm not sure about the cuddling. I've had minimal experience with something like that. But that can change with your help. Other than that, I can be sweet and quite romantic when I want.
>>6894347
Alright, you sound good. You got a kik?
>>6894358
Yes, I do. IAmDudebroGuyman.
>>6894313
Usually as long as they have some kind of likeable personality to project into them, be it real or fictional, yes. Look at benedict cucumber, most teenage fangirls would probably just say ew to him if they didn't see him play Sherlock and fall in love with that character and even project favourable traits of that character on the actor themselves. Ultimately having gotten to see the face be associated with an endearing personality starts to cause people to see the face in a new light, even if the things they like it for are all artificial and acted.
>>6894369
>benedict cucumber
>mfw I've actually forgotten his real name
>>6894422
Bendthatdick Cuminbitch
Fuck me if I don't actually think he's a bit attractive, but I've got a thing for British guys.
>>6894440
Someone make a new thread so I can blogpost comfortably.
>>6894506
NO