Gaygen: It's all ogre now Edition

What are the peak years of a gay person?

>>6901464
14 to 21

>>6901506
brutal

>>6901506
tfw 22

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I heard there's different types of lube bases for different kinds of anal penetration.

What kind of lube would be best used for anal penetration without condom?

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>>6901506
>tfw those were literally the worse years of my life
>tfw wasn't cute and social enough for the slutty twink lifestyle
>tfw things are now mellow in gay retirement but I never got to feel the thrill and pleasures of youth
>tfw reincarnation does not exist and we don't ever get another chance

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>>6901544
>Literally me

>friend I used to have a crush on tells me I'd make a very ugly and hairy woman if I dressed like one

:(

I agree though

>>6901544
In all fairness, a very small part of the gay community actually get to experience that

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>>6901553
Then why is it every other gay I meet tells me about how they had a boyfriend in high school, did gay stuff from a young age, slutted around in college and all that other stuff? Only place I've found others like me is on 4chan, and even then there are a few with stories to tell about how they spent the best years of their lives going to concerts, getting fucked and cuddling up with their high school boyfriends on christmas eve? And it's not like they're stereotypical sluts who dropped out of school to experience life either, no, instead they're all people with amazing jobs and qualifications that make my entire life look like shit both socially and academically.

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>get new computer
>old computer of SP's
>Minecraft was deleted for some reason
>re-download Minecraft
>decide to play vanilla without mods
>mobs are harder now with update
>fucking auto-jump installed into game
>wtf is this shit
>click auto-jump off
>man I miss this game.jpg
>find a mineshaft
>mine tons of ore and objects
>putting torches on a dark ledge in the canyon
>Creeper plops down from above
>blows the fucking shit out of me
>respawn
>go down to collect stuff
>nearly all of it is gone
>all that work for nothing
>see lava fall
>clear block
>dig down after lava drips
>fall into more lava
>everything is lost
Why am I playing like a fucking noob!

>>6901579
>they're all people with amazing jobs and qualifications
i doubt this a lot BUT have you considered that people with the confidence to have been out during high school might also just be more successful in life in general?
no offense but if you're in your 20s and you truly believe you missed your chance at some kind of gay experience, you sound like a massive loser
hope this helps.

>>6901623
I am a massive loser, horror. I really am. Thank you for your input.

You're a cool dude

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>>6901618
I unironically want to kill you for making this post.

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>>6901634
Shut up you shackle dragging skippy poofter.

>>6901631
you're welcome.
i hope you learned an important lesson from this interaction.

in all seriousness, old gay people still have fun even though it personally disgusts me. tons of old guys come out in their like, 30s? and then they somehow fuck normal gay guys and even have relationships. what's holding you back?

>>6901631
You're not a massive loser anon, you have the attitude of a massive loser.

Be confident in yourself for once. Stop comparing yourself to others and realize you YOURSELF have potential deep inside you.

Life isn't that hard, all you have to do is not be disgusting.

>>6901623
2bh as long as your age starts with anything less than 'thirty' you can always get fucked by some weird old guys.

>>6901579
I think you have fallen in love with the narrative
You can still cuddle with your boyfriend and do gay stuff

>>6901618
It's been so long since I last played minecraft, I remember having to download so many fucking mods for some servers. Is it as fun as I remember it being in the days of old, long ago when I was still but a child and so full of wonder?

>>6901579
Honestly, I don't believe people who slutted around all highschool and college have good qualifications
and what's highschool really? Typically people only start having sex in highschool in their final year

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>>6901667
It's nostalgia good. Extra stuff now though like you cant enchant stuff without Lapis

>>6901656
its literally the same thing

>>6901658
i'm sure people in their 30s can get fucked by weird old guys if they wanted to

>>6901667
it wasn't even good then

>>6901675
none of this post is true really
most of the overachievers in my high school fucked each other constantly because there wasn't much supervision

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>>6901644
Fair dinkum.

>>6901685
>most of the overachievers in my high school fucked each other constantly because there wasn't much supervision
alright, that just doesn't sound real to me either
Different cultures I guess

>>6901685
Not if you're uggo af

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>bears
>bara
>'daddies'
>masc4masc

>>6901646
>what's holding you back?
I'm terribly repulsive, stupid and broken in the head.

>>6901656
I am disgusting and I was born a loser, raised a loser by losers who didn't even care if I succeeded at being a loser, and I lost at life.

>>6901662
But it's not cute, thrilling and fun then. It's just sad old people trying to feel young and finding themselves more empty with each disappointing experience.

>>6901675
So many people slutted around in my high school. The average age of virginity loss here is 15, and the sluttiest people with the most drama over who fucked who at which party were in all the top classes. Only people in my classes were ugly stupid troglodytes like me.

>>6901708
ok, and how do you fix those things?

>>6901720
Can't. face is all scarred from spots when i was a teen and getting beaten up a lot, I've always been stupid and put in "special" classes because i guess my mom didn't care about drinking, and I've been to therapy but they gave up and now it's just awkward watching them cringe as they lie and try to tell me to keep living.

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>>6901687
but I'm not canadian - that is not yet.

>>6901708
>But it's not cute, thrilling and fun then. It's just sad old people trying to feel young and finding themselves more empty with each disappointing experience.
Huh, I thought about refuting this but I really can't think of older people doing anything exciting

>>6901733
How bad are the scars? How is your body?
What makes you think being stupid correlates to success? What standards are you holding yourself to?
Also, therapy can't really help if you don't want to improve yourself. A therapist is mostly there for you to bounce things off of and to stop negative self-talk before it spirals out of control.

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>>6901708
>all these spooks

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>>6901737
You're going to make SP move again? I don't think he can handle another stressful situation like that, he needs some stability in his life.
Does this sound like the ramblings of a sane man to you? http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h3uai7DGUc

>>6901767
>>>/lit/

>>6901708
Usually, everyone's "life" is gone after college unless you become stupidly rich, you can sit around and cry about it or you can make the best of the time you still have

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>>6901775
>lmao @ SP vocaroo
Quite sane, quite.

Stop meddling in our business you fucking busy-body.

>>6901760
>how bad are the scars? how is your body?
Got bad enough pocked skin to probably scare someone with trypophobia and my body looks vile on a proportional level that getting fit wouldn't fix.

>What makes you think being stupid correlates to success? What standards are you holding yourself to?
failing in school. lmao have you seen high school education? most people find it easy peasy, and it no doubt is, but I still failed despite doing the same shit as everyone else and trying twice as hard, I'm that hopeless.

>Also, therapy can't really help if you don't want to improve yourself.
I want to improve myself. I've tried everything and failed at everything. I followed all of their advice, drink lots of water, walk daily, stop hurting yourself, try meeting new people, and so on. None of it worked.

You're a smart dude, you should be able to see that there is only one solution for someone like me, and unfortunately it isn't camping outside of a bank with a sign.

>>6901832
ive seen people with disgusting skin have bfs
School education really means next to nothing if you don't go to college. There's a huge amount of options outside of college - like trade schools, which are incredibly high in demand.
And why hasn't it worked?

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FUCKING CAVE SPIDERS!

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>>6901851
Fuck it I want mods. This vanilla shit is shit.

>>6901838
Maybe I don't want to settle for a bf who settles for me
It's too late for me to be fitted for retard work as a regular ditch digger
It hasn't worked because some things are just broken, I still feel miserable and tired all the time. Some of it made me worse, like getting dirty looks and even called stuff by people I walked by when I forced myself outside, or being shot down, manipulated and insulted by the "friends" i was supposed to be making.

Anyone else sorta addicted to >>>/gif/?

>>6901903
I was until they started posted niggers everywhere
Well I guess I got to brake my addiction, so that's good

>>6901885
my emotional high wore off and now helping you help yourself just seems exhausting. reread my posts until your life is fixed.
also manual labor makes decent money.
most people are surprisingly manipulative, all the time. im pretty sure they didnt think they were being mean unless you were decent looking. most people arent mean to deformed people outside of 4chan.
i don't believe you want to change or that you want help at all but you also sound clinically depressed which is probably fucking things up. i personally don't believe that thinking positive works and that taking direct action to make yourself feel better is necessary. what do you enjoy?

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>>6901684
You should make a gaygen server

What could go wrong?

>>6901949
Sorry for wasting your time. I hope you have a nice day.

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>tfw look great
>tfw been having sex since I was 15 with guys in and out of school
>tfw all that hot sweaty teenage sex and drunken fun
>tfw got amazing grades, literally top of my class
>reach college
>life is misery and pain
>not as smart as I thought I was
>but knowing I'm at least not as bad as some lesser members of society pushes me forward to achieve great things

i've given up on being a slut for awhile while i focus on building a future for myself
in fact i think i want to settle down with a bf

but for real anon, please don't feel bad
someone always has to take one for the team, someone has to lose for others to win, you can still be happy despite that
don't give up! it would ruin my day if you killed yourself!

>>6902041
wew lad

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>>6901986
I can just imagine how that will turn out.

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>>6901579
It's a sad truth that the average homosexual is a deranged, tainted slut and that sometimes society rewards them for this behaviour. Just stay strong and pure, and you'll see who has the last laugh.

>>6902102
Everything in moderation anon

>>6902041
post handsome face or gtfo

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>>6902113
ok

Thank god I'm atleast bi
d e s u

>>6902076
do it! Become a legend

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>>6902147
It's a waste of my time and energy. Only server we will make is one that includes him and I that's it.

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>>6902113
okay, but i don't want any of you silly anons falling for me~

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>>6902112
It's not about moderation but about timing. I myself plan to have lots of wild sex with my husband but I'm not letting anyone touch me until then. Timing, anon. Timing.

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>>6902158
Just when you had the chance to do something cool for the thread besides gloat about your relationship, you turn it into another chance to gloat about your relationship.

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>>6902158
That's so sweet of you, Juppy. I will gladly join your mein kraft server.

>>6902184
this guy isn't even that hot

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>>6902184
You especially aren't allowed on our server. No roos allowed.

>>6902162
if he got a fitting haircut, lost his glasses, cleaned his slimy face up, then he would probably look ok desu

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>>6902186
I know Juppy's kinda plain, but it's the thought that counts.

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>>6902197
As usual you're so daft kleppetard.

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192.99.1.114:25656
join us

how much do gay guys care about dick size? Will I satisfy a qt twink with a 6.5 dick?

>>6902243
lol no

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>>6902248

>>6902254
it was a joke. who cares? literally. youre pathethic for worrying. pathetic

>>6902258
but my response was also a joke

>>6902266
and your question was a joke as well. youre a fucking joke man

>>6902278
rude

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>>6902206
lol wtf

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>>6902278

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>>6902206
There's no sound mang.

What gives people over 50 the idea that they have a right to think they have a chance with me?

>>6902339
sense of entitlement

>>6902339
because you're a faggot
case closed

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painless suicide idea brainstorming
go!

>>6902371
death by horse peepee

>>6902206
>try to say "das gay"
>YOU CANNOT SWEAR
>you've been muted

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>>6902206
muted for 5 minutes

this server is retarded. I can't even destroy people's things.

>>6902371
Throw yourself into the sun!

>>6902371
meditate until death from starvation would be the only way I'd go

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>>6902206
What a shitty fucking server.

>>6902412
EXPLAIN MEME

>>6902413
I just picked it at random from http://minecraftservers.org/index/2072

i am sorry

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>>6902426
It was heavily moderated. I hate prescriptive people who try to control everything. I literally couldn't swear, I couldn't grief anyone, and moderators clear chats and mute people. Shit was so annoying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2ArIg1Btp8

>>6902426
Could try 47.222.32.7

It's vanilla and basically empty

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>>6902438
>47.222.32.7
doesn't work

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>>6902456
>>6902438
never mind it does

>>6902339
Because in their time it was very common for young gay guys to have sexual encounters with (married) daddy types. There really wasn't that much choice.

>>6902163
How old are you?

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>>6902516
21

I plan to get married in my late 20s though.

>>6901544

im pretty asocial and i didnt even know i was gay until i was 17 and i still manage to have a pretty slutty lifestyle

#believeinurself

>>6902523
When did you first have a homosex?

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>>6901434
>tfw too mentelly retarted for gay

How does the dating? How flirting suppoosed two happan?

>>6902526
iktf

>>6902525

i cuddled and dryhumped with a guy when i was 17
i only had proper sex though a few weeks after i turned 18. now i have two fuckbuddies and also am gonna hook up with a friend from school whos curious maybe

things are going well. desu im actually kind of tired of having sex so often, i think im gonna cut back in future if i can

>>6902522
What types are you attracted to?

I would totally be a gay slut. The only problem is, I can't seem to enjoy sex. I don't understand, I like guys, I like looking at guys naked but in the moment it just feels like....idk, nothing? or sometimes pain. I don't understand and it makes me hate myself, why can't I enjoy this one thing. this thing that apparently EVERYONE ELSE can enjoy easily because it's a fundamental part of being human.

It makes me so angry when people complain about not being able to get sex. Unless you're deformed or something then ok I understand but if not then really, there's grindr. and manhunt and adam4adam and probably like a 100 other sites out there that make it easy to find someone to fuck or fuck you. I really hate this and it makes me cry.

>>6902547
lol

>>6902547
Do you hate all kinds of sex? How about just sitting in a guy's lap while he jerks you off and kisses you? It's not just penis in butt you know.

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>>6902544
I have a thing for human males if I'm totally honest.

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>>6902438
> on server having fun
>everyone leaves
>alone talking to myself
>commit sudoku by jumping off cliff
>log out in shame

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>>6902541
> i didnt even know i was gay until i was 17

seriously? Also how is letting us know you got to live out the dream of being an 18 year old slut with TWO fuckbuddies supposed to make those of us who are older and missed out on such chances feel better? Or do you just like flaunting it and mentioning it as much as possible to make yourself "feel good" while pretending to be encouraging and sincere?

>>6902571
I thought I was that desperate too, until I joined dating sites.

I really shouldn't have standards since I'm so lonely, but I do.

Don't settle for just anyone.

>>6902579
I'm sorry I left, I had to make dinner.

>even old ugly men on daddyhunt don't want me

I should really kill myself.

>>6902555
thanks

>>6902564
It's all sex. Well all sex so far. Topping other guys, getting head, giving head, hell even kissing doesn't feel pleasurable to me. Sometimes when I'm with a guy I'll get like a flash of pleasure. Like one moment where it feels the way I assume it's supposed to feel but it never lasts more than like 5 seconds.

Also I have extremely sensitive balls to the point where I think something might be wrong with them, cause whenever a guy sucks on them they hurt, bad. I've had a guy put a finger in my butt and fuck me that way but it didn't feel good at all and it kinda hurt. I honestly don't know what to do, I can find sex so easily on a regular basis, not that I'm anything special or anything I just don't find it that hard, but no matter what I haven't been able to enjoy myself. This is such a fucking joke.

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>>6902585
Eh, I actually have thought about this for some time and have identified my 2 main problems: first there's my AD(H)D which someone translate into me going from top to bottom and switching interests in types of men often and impulsively, then second there's my oddly competitive literally a model cousin (girl) who dates the hottest guys and brings them to all family meets so my potential dates would be heavily judged based on the standard my cousin set because that's the way my family works.

Now I Sorayapost to cope with the loneliness. There. I blogged. Now you blog something for me.

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>>6902587
No worries. I need to get stuff ready for when SP gets off work.

>>6902600
You might have been sexually abused at some point in your life. I'm not going to go in detail because that's fucing irresponsible but all the signs point to it.

>>6902611
lol I haven't. I think I'd remember something like that

>>6902603
I don't see why you can't be a top and bottom in the same day. You shouldn't care about what your family thinks about your future bf, but you know that.

>Now you blog something for me.

I'm running out of apps and sites to find guys, people are still not interested in me... It makes me very upset and I get lonely easily. I can't even make friends, despite trying so hard to talk to people. I'll talk to someone for a day or two and they'll stop responding. ;_;

>>6902571
If you are fine with heavier men, most likely with thinning hair then you will be fine.

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>>6902628
What's wrong with you? Seriously, what do you think is wrong with you or do you think it's everyone else? What's keeping you from fixing it?

When you hit about 40, have you long passed gay death and entered gay de-composure, or does there remain a sort of market for a relationship between two middle-aged guys who just love one another personality wise even though they aren't particularly physically attractive to one another?

I was thinking about this, since you've got a quite a lot of people in the "middled aged and not particularly sexually attractive but still gay" group.

Or do they just hunt twinks with daddy issues or something?

>>6902646
>Or do they just hunt twinks with daddy issues or something?
yes, it's so easy

>>6902646
There's no better relationship than one between two active, fit gay men in their 40s. It's also super hot.

>>6902646
At 40 it is probably about finding someone you can tolerate do you wont be alone.

>>6902643
It's my very bad social skills.

I don't have anything interesting to say, so I just talk very mundanely. I guess I bore people.

I can be more fun to talk to, but I need their help. I can joke around if they joke around first. A lot of the time it's me trying to carry the conversation and that's just no good.

Honestly I think I'm a little autistic, don't think I can fix that.

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>>6902663
I'm guessing you don't have the kind of stellar good looks either that supposedly make even the most mundane people interesting? Then again, I don't see how being mundane is bad. Damm, I'd like to help you to distract myself from the glaring void that is my life but I don't think I can.

>>6901506
One year left and I'm fat. Well I'm fucked.

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>>6902701

>>6902701
Post chubbytiddies.

>>6902683
Yeah, I don't have the looks to keep them around, which makes me bitter about my appearance.

They'll think I'm "cute" enough to start talking to, but not cute enough to keep talking to me.

I don't think it should so bad either. I ask them about themselves and how they're doing and other dumb little stuff, if someone was so interested in talking in me I'd be very happy with them.

how do we kill milo?

>>6901464
21-29. It's when a lot of gays get out of that awkward twinky phase and decide to work out and take care of themselves.

>>6901434
Okay. I'm going to share my paranoia with gaygen because there's no one else I trust. A few months ago I lost about 20 pounds, by eating healthier and starting to run. I was pretty happy, fit into my skinny jeans (which I still shouldn't be allowed to wear) and overall my life was going pretty good. Then parents divorced, finals started and some more shit went on. Anyway, now I'm back to original weight sadly. I gained all those 20 pounds back and it sucks.

However that skinny jeans still fits and so does the small I used back then. There's only one solution to this strange situation: I suspect my mom has been progressively changing my skinny jeans with skinny jeans of a bigger size so I wouldn't notice/care about my weight gain.

Does that sound insane?

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>>6902740
yes

>>6902741
all of those desu

>>6902741
Adorable because it's the one I can believe the most.

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>>6902719
Maybe you should talk about yourself more so it doesn't feel as if your just holding an interrogation?

Tell us about your last almost-relationship. Not like we have anything better to do than analyze your life. How did you find them? Who messaged who? How long did you talk? How did it end?

>Attractive face
>Ripped
>Jew nose in side profile
Just fuck my shit up senpai, this is why I will never be a qt twink

>>6902759
I figured people didn't like me talking about myself.

I can talk about myself too much, and I do like talking about myself, but I don't think people would like that very much.

Don't know what happened with the last guy I was seeing. He just said he didn't feel he was ready for a relationship because of depression problems, but he just stopped talking to me suddenly as well.

I don't know if I believe him, last time we talked he said he seemed to be doing pretty fine and he still didn't talk to me as much as he used to, and he didn't seem to be very interested in talking to me. Then he just stopped replying.

>need to ask friend something
>find him on facebook messenger
>notice some old messages we exchanged a month or two ago
>fucking have a heart attack when i realise that i told him all about various sexual experiences of mine in detail one night
>i have no memory of telling him this at all

woah
i was wondering why he's been acting super laidback and open recently

>>6902766
I don't think it actually matters much unless you're adrian brody

>>6902582

i guess the point is that that you can basically go from zero to slut in a very short amount of time, so it doesn't matter how old you are when you start

make sense?

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>>6902768
Aaaaaaaaaaaah, I forgot to do my mandatory "go jogging for half an hour so I don't become the obesity incarnate and I can at least pretend to not be a potato" thing...

I honestly think you need to balance talking about yourself with talking about them/their problems. It really gets tiring if you have to only talk about yourself.

I'm inclined to think that guy was telling the truth. I mean, there's no reason to blame yourself if they said you weren't to blame. Depression can suck.

Anyway if you want more of the incredible service that is me being an armchair psychologist, then I'll be back in an hour give or take. Not that anyone should ever take advice from me.

>>6901434
>check a guy I like's facebook
>doesn't say which gender he's interested in
:) :) :) :)

>>6902796
Go work on your fitness gworl, I'm going to take your advice and talk a little more about myself next time.

>>6902776
this, I don't think I ever actually noticed anything about a guy's nose ever before

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>My fuckbuddy twink wants to jack off while watching me fuck other twinks
what the fuck is going on, I didn't think gay cucks actually exist

So I've come to the realisation that I get aroused by dicks and guys. Even more than I am aroused by girls.

Now what, am I supposed to start lisping or tell everyone I'm gay, or can I carry on as normal but just fuck with guys?

>>6902841
I get off to fantasizing about getting cucked by a top desu.

I need to stop because if I ever act out on it I will kill myself out of jealousy.

>>6902701
Where do you live?

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I'm going to to buy some new pants tomorrow, I'm thinking of either blue or black jeans. Which ones do you think would go best with brown boots and a brown leather jacket?
>>6902844
Depends on the situation really, do you have a boyfriend yet?

>>6902866
north carolina

>>6902876
:(

That feel when the last time I thought about hanging myself I had no good anchor point :(

>>6902905
If you're going to kill yourself atleast go to your nearest mosque/refugee center and take as many with you as you can

>>6902937
No thanks.

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>>6901506
I disagree. All the hottest people I know are 26-32, and they seem to be having the most fun.
Those seem to be the golden years. More muscle and more money.

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>>6902998

They should enjoy those years because once you're 33+ all hope is gone.

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>>6902741
"Cute" is the most non-committal and easiest of compliments.
It doesn't mean anything for the most part, you're receiving the same compliment as a dog.

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Jesus Christ.

>>6903025

does her girlfriend suck her dick?

>>6901434
Is doing push ups a meme? I can't go to the gym because it's full of brown gaybashers.

>>6903045
You don't have to tell them you're gay, you know?

>>6903050
I'm not going to risk it. The place is infamous for a couple of gaybashings that suspiciously always took place in spots where there were no witnesses or cameras.

>>6903059
But if you're not obviously gay then you shouldn't have a problem.

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>tfw bf
>tfw both clean
>tfw when he cums in my bussy and I cum in his

>>6903017

but as someone who is incapable of accepting real compliments its perfect for me

>>6903090
this

>>6902867
I love you, catposter! <3

http://www.strawpoll.me/11226186

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>>6903082
>tfw anon's bf
>tfw been getting pozzed
>tfw he cums in my pozzed bussy and I pozz his

>>6903117
>triggering me

but ilu toomuch to hate you catposter

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>>6903104
I rarely wear blue jeans, but they are ok with brown jacket?

I want to look cool like pic related

Messaging someone without using a face pic should be illegal.

i want someone to cum on me and rub their dick on my sloppy butthole so i can slide across the floor and leave a snaillile cumtrail desu

>>6903186
Texas?

>>6903190
ew no
i was just baiting

youre gross

>>6903196
I'm just kidding too... hehe.

sometimes i let my phone completely die and then i get jealous

>tfw lot of biochemistry homework to do

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>no one answers my questions
I'll make up my own answers! You can't keep a good guy down

>>6903314
Link your questions, maybe I can give a good answer

>>6903323
Brown leather jacket, brown boots.

Should I buy blue or black jeans to go with them?

>>6903292
you can study the effects your poz load has on my neg blood

I'm never going to find a bf...

Do poz men have high standards?

>>6903372

But I'm not poz anon

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>>6903167
>that pic
Love that movie.
>>6903366
Light or dark brown? Light or dark blue? Makes a big difference.

>>6903397
not... yet

>>6903415

I only play safe and use condoms

t b h you're not a real gay man if you don't have HIV

>>6903366
Blue if dark brown, black if light brown

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>>6903408
weathered brown tan, see pic

I dont see either indigo or black jeans working with it so please help

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>>6903419
>tfw low intrinsic value

ITS UNFAIR!

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speedball anon(why do some call me MethAnon btw?) here posting one last cheeky photo of myself even though I said I wouldn't post selfies anymore

>tfw so tight on shekels that if you want to get high you have to cook filters+cookers again and you can't afford a pack of tasty blondes/lights so have to steal ur mums throat raping super-brunette wet tobacco roll ups

:(

also KR I'm going to quit speedballing cold turkey before my torerance gets to full time junkie level but not until the 5th of Oct. because next week and the one after I have practical assessments for my material science class

I want a fairly level head rather than being too dope sick to pay attention and accidentally maiming the sweetest most cute twinkboi on the course(petite smooth body with perfect silky skin, a delicate little nose that you can't help but boop and an endearingly shy and soft-spoken personality) with a red hot piece of medium carbon steel

>>6902867

both could work depending on the look you're going for

how would you describe your style or ideal look?

>>6903499
No idea why other people call you Methanon but I do because you're clearly the Meth of the gay world: you honestly look like the kind of mentally insane twink who'll fuck up your life from the second you acknowledge him. You're dangerous, boyo.

>>6903476
Kinda hard to tell without natural lighting, but from what I see don't go with dark blue or black jeans. Your boots would stick out and you'd look goofy. A nice shade of light blue would do fine. Not too light of blue though or else it would look odd. Just try out jeans with the jacket when you're out shopping is all and go with what feels right.

You'll make it work, fg.

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>>6903539
>fg
what did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSV4l65GNK8&feature=youtu.be

>>6903617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi96ucB7ZdI

Hello my gay Internet family

Camming is the best thing I've ever done. I made 52 dollaroos in under 2 hours and there's someone willing to help pay some of my uni costs.

I will literally have a sugar daddy and I don't even have to fuck anyone and risk STD's.

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>>6903652
H-hi.

>>6903539
>Kinda hard to tell without natural lighting
The color looks exactly like it looks irl
>A nice shade of light blue would do fine
What are some nice shades of light blue?

I really hope i dont end up buying autist jeans

>>6903681
Cyan.

>>6903652

Hi Uncle

Should I go to a gay bar alone this weekend?

Bear in mind that I'm very socially awkward, can be quiet and am very shy.

I need to meet gay men in the real world and I don't know where else to look.

Online dating is definitely not working for me.

>>6903704

Do you have anyone else you could go with, you might be more comfortable with a wingman (or woman)?

>>6903731
No, don't really have anyone to go with. ;_;

>>6903756

Well, I don't really have many experiences with gay bars myself. I would just say don't get too drunk so you can make reasonable decisions, try to socialize, maybe don't accept drinks from other people, and just play it kind of safe.

>>6903763
I'm not really a drinker, but I'll make myself drink at least two drinks so I'm not just sitting there.

I do worry no one is going to talk to me though.

Do people usually go with friends?

>>6903774

I think it would depend on the gay bar, really not sure, I've never really been to a gay bar.

>>6903692
Well hello there, how's the asshole?

>>6903662
Well well well look who it is

>>6903692
Well hello there, how's the asshole?

>>6903662
Well well well look who it is

>>6903789

It's a butt, idk I haven't done any anal in weeks, just don't really have the drive right now, I'm more in the mood to penetrate a cute butt.

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Why be gay when you could just be a straight man that likes men?

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>>6903808
>denial fags actually believe this

tfw you drank some weight gain shake 2 hours ago and are waiting for the inevitable sprinkler shit system before you take sleeping pills

I took a sleeping pill last night and still woke up twice to use the bathroom, fuck

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>>6903795
Do not bully pls
I'm doing squats right now and have actually made improvements

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I was really hungry today and consumed 1600 calories today.


I'll never reach 130 this way.

>>6904041
Come on, anon. I believe in you, you're going to make it! We all are going to make it!

>>6904094
I was losing weight for months, went from 240 to 184... I haven't weighed myself recently, but I'm pretty sure I'm back to the 190s now.

My appetite has increased a lot. I was losing a lot of weight because my appetite was almost non existent for a while, thanks to meds. I want to go back at least 140... I don't look good fat.

>>6902041
>tfw could've been a slut but realized the futility of hedonistic pleasure seeking

I'm not any better for it but at least I lack STIs.

>>6904128
Assuming that you're 190 lbs, you're already half way there! Make sure to have some discipline and you'll get what you want! I am personally too trying to get to 140 lbs.

got drunk with an attractive guy and played tonsil hockey and groped each other for like an hour this Saturday. I like this guy and find him attractive but I don't know if that was just a purely physical thing or if it's something more. How do I ask him this?

>>6904147
I think these last 50-60 pounds are going to be hard.

How tall are you? I'm 5'9".

>>6904021
Proof please

>>6904041
i am p sure that is still caloric deficit unless you literally are immobile all day.

you will live. you'll probably lose weight slower than you'd like, but seriously

>>6904150
"Do you think we could be more than pee pee in pooper to eachother?"

>>6904159
Same height!

>august 20
>cute
>thanks, got a face pic?
>september 10
>cute
>thanks
>hmu
>got a face pic?
>today
>hi

What is this person doing to me?

Man, it's really slow in here

Whar the fuck does it mean when a guy makes clicking noises while/after talking to you

>>6904159
Been there, done that.
It's better to start a /fit/ tier hiit cut imo

>>6902783
>makes sense?
Not at all. You're a cute young twink with a decent education in the gay capital of the world, forgive me if I'm not inspired by hearing how easy it is for you to become a slut when I am none of those things. It's the equivalent of an able bodied marathon runner giving an inspiring speech to a disabled person about how easy it is to just get up and do it.

I've been wishing and trying my whole life for what you have, and I have nothing to show for it, so fuck off in assuming that because it's easy for you that it must be like that for everyone else.

Guys this manlet cub has the cutest laugh I need to snuggle him hard and we're setting up another date rn oh boy

>>6903652

Sup babe

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I want to get drunk and cry myself to sleep. How do?

>>6905083
What has you down?

>>6905044
How short is he?

>>6905088
Nothing important. Just wanna try it.

>>6905089

5'8"

He told me I make him feel so short :3c

>>6905144
And how tall are you, Senpai?

>>6905148

6'2"

>>6905167
dad

>>6905174

Yes hello

>>6905177
seed me

>>6905180

Sorry I think I'm gonna save my seed for a special boy now

>muscles all become rock solid within a week
>now too hard to pin easily
ree

>>6905183
how dare you

>>6905205

teehee :3c

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Chardonnay tastes awful

I wish I had a boyfriend

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Bored at work

>>6905395
Show dick, it;s what you want to do anyways.

>>6905428
I don't even remember the last time I took a pic of my dick

>>6905444
All the more reason to snap a pic and post it
For the memories

>>6905395

Cute thighs babe

Post booch

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>>6905488
>>6905490
No to both of those lol

>>6905500

Cmon bb show us that beat up pucker

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So I found him, but he movesback to his home country next year.
How do I make this year great with him?

>>6905144
>tfw shorter than that
>tfw manlet
are you guys okay with manlets ?

>>6905519

Breed him at every opportunity. Your DNA will slowly hybridize with his and he'll technically become a citizen by birth.

>>6905507
Lol its just completely turned out like Armando rizzo. I don't think so haha

>>6905526

manlets are adorbs

>>6905530

>completely turned out like Armando rizzo

Proud of all your hard work desu

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>>6905500
>tfw won't ever get to shove my cock balls deep into an ass like that and fill it to the brim with my cum while I pull their hair and call them a faggot then cuddle up against them when I'm done

Bad feel desu

>>6905541

never say never

even musclesluts can have low self-esteem after all

>>6905531
:3

>>6905534
Lol it tells a storied past
>>6905541
And of course you will, buck up nigga

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>>6901434
>tfw try to bottom but he doesn't fit

>>6905572
Quitter

Guys I think I'm gay. I know I'm a faggot because I like thinking about fucking asses and sucking dicks, but am I more or less faggy for liking feminine guys?

>>6905572

literally impossible. your butt is a ring muscle, it can stretch to accomodate pretty much anything short of a brick

you just werent trying hard enougj

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>>6905677

more faggy

but dont worry, most lpeople grow out of liking femboys fairly quickly

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Pls tell me how to pick up guys, i'm a virgin and am considering just losing it in some kind of hook up but am very scared.

>>6905685
I think I'm more attracted to feminine mannerisms than the feminine look. Gay accents/voices are really hot.

>>6905690

if youre legit scared and not just nervous, you shouldnt do it imo

>>6905698
i'm apprehensive, 26 years of never having a relationship or sex, i really want to be with somebody. but the question really is should i lose my virginity in a one night stand?

>>6905707

if you want to do it, do it

personally i found that once i had had sex i felt a lot more confident and happy with myself, but everyone is different

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COME ON GUYS

I am in Korea, i teach English, a 5'7" 65kg guy who looks ok and speaks english sent me a "hello" two days ago, should i message him and see if he wants to meet up?

I have already fapped twice today, so i don't think i'm really up for losing my virginity tonight, but i can always see if he just wants a date, should i do it?

or should i say "hi" so some of the cuter guys who are likely out of my league anyway?

i mean i'm pretty average looking myself, i just don't understand gay dating really. i am leaning out right now to try and look better.

>>6905778
is that you? or him?

>>6905778

why cant you hook up with this guy *and* say hi to the cute guys who might be out of your league?

also youre above average when you consider your ridiculous horsecock desu

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>>6905785
>>6905782
that's a pic of me, i'm a solid 6/10

>>6905778
post back pic pls

>>6905788
i liked your moustache, what happened to it?

>>6905793
Korean teachers do not have facial hair (it's coming back for Movember)

there is a 24 year old 5'4" 114lb kinda cute guy who is looking for "genuine friends". I think he's a native English speaking Korean, should i send him a hello?

>>6905788
i've heard that there's a significant amount of people in east asia with like, a white people kink
you should be good

>>6905815
ok, sending a hello to a cute guy now
... i'm actually shaking...

>>6905840
OH FUCK HE REPLIED TO MY HELLO WITH "HI THERE" WHAT THE FUCK DO I DOOOOO?!?!?!

>>6905860
small talk asking if he's a native english speaker as his profile was all in english and he looks te be well travelled from his pictures

>>6905875
>>6905860
>>6905840
and now it's been 10 mins with no reply, oh well ;_;

>>6905860
do anything and block him when u make a mistake

>>6905904
>do anything and block him when u make a mistake
her replied, he's a korean, just speaks good english and might have a thing for white guys i think, but sent him a message telling him i'm australian i've been here a month teaching english, and don't know anybody

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>>6905937
pls tell me i'm not totally fucking this up, this is the closest to flirting with a guy i like i've ever been

>>6905956

maybe say "more" friends?

but it looks like youre doing good desu

>>6905964
HE REPLIED

"Seems like who need some friends"
assuming he means you, what do i say here?

I'd really like to get some food with this guy, and see if we are compatible as friends and possibly more, but at least friends

>>6905975
then say that
use your words, brah
good luck

>>6905975
what do i say

"would you like to be my friend?"

or

"want to get some food and meet up?"

>>6905975

literally just go for it i reckon

just straight up ask 'wanna do something tonight?' or whenever you were thinking

>>6905998
i just sent him "would you like to be friends?"

oh god i'm scared

he said "yes sure"

i'm about to say "would you like to get some food sometime and meet?"

>>6906014
he said, that it sounds good, asking him when he wants to meet up!

>>6906014
congrats on making a friend
you're now in the top 1% of gaygen posters

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>>6906070

he stopped replying when i asked when he wanted to meet up, and what his real name was...

;_;


i'll try again tomorrow, if there is no reply tomorrow i'll try another guy. this guy is very cute though

>>6906106

he probably just ran out of battery on his phone, or had to do something urgently

be patient lad

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is this really true?

>>6906167
Nah, everyone is versatile, they just don't know it yet.

>>6906167
Yes

>>6906167
no

>>6906167
i'm ok with this...

so now that my first attempt and internet gay dating has ended with failure, i'm depressed and going to get a pizza

New thread

>>6906217

>>6906217

>>6906217

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im lonely as FUCK

are there any good yaoi VNs I can play to ease the suffering (preferably with an actual story and romance rather than CUTE BOY FUCKQUEST 6900)

>>6901703
Are you the same person that keeps posting this picture Everytime? I'm genuinely curious, why are you here?